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Charmed_07x01.json	[ "Reeling from the loss of their future son Chris, an overprotective Piper and an obsessed Leo are forced by Phoebe and Paige to attend a Hindu wedding, where they inadvertently receive the powers of the Hindu's Ultimate Lovers, Shakti , the Goddess of Creation and her lover, Shiva , the God of Destruction. Phoebe and Paige must keep them from consummating their obvious new passion or according to Hindu dogma and legend, the world will be destroyed if they love one another again. Meanwhile, Barbas hatches a plot to distract Piper and Leo, well aware that Leo is hunting him and enlists a hoard of lesser demons to kidnap baby Chris . Paige finds that the remaining staff at Magic School is packing up in preparation for shutting down, and resolves to take action for it to remain open. Phoebe meets her ghost writer at the Bay Mirror and discovers that Leslie is a guy. Back at the manor, Inspector Sheridan and a reluctant Darryl Morris confront Leo and Paige in the nursery and Leo blasts her across the room knocking her unconscious then leaves. Barbas proves able to influence Leo and uses projective telepathy to implant beliefs and causes him to attack an elder who is actually on his side." ]	[ "[Scene: Manor. Kitchen. Paige, Wyatt and baby Chris are there. Baby Chris cries while Paige changes him, and Wyatt sits in a high chair throwing food.]", "Paige: Help! Somebody help! Please?", "(Piper walks in.)", "Piper: Alright, alright, relax. I'm back. (She walks over to Wyatt and sees the mess.) What is this? How's his rash, does he need ointment?", "Paige: I don't know, I've been kind of procrastinating on that one. It's not my favourite thing to check.", "Piper: Why? You don't have a problem checking Wyatt.", "Paige: Yeah, that's 'cause I don't flash forward to Wyatt being twenty-two like you do with Chris.", "Piper: Oh, yeah, eww.", "Paige: Exactly. Stinky diaper.", "(The diaper orbs into the rubbish bin.)", "Piper: Hey, hey, are you using magic?", "Paige: Yeah. Wait till you see how I put the ointment on.", "Piper: Hi, personal gain. Do you want to lose your powers like Phoebe did? What if a demon attacks?", "Paige: Could liven things up around here.", "Piper: Excuse me?", "Paige: I'm just kidding. Sort of. Look, I love being a stay-at-home aunty, I really, really do, I just, I'm going crazy, I have to get out. You know, it wouldn't hurt you to get out a little bit too, I mean, you've been cooped up in here ever since... (Piper looks away.) You know, it's okay to talk about it, Piper. It won't hurt you, it could even help.", "Piper: Talk about what? Gideon's gone, Chris and Wyatt are safe, it all worked out.", "(Phoebe walks in.)", "Phoebe: Ohh, coffee, coffee, coffee. I can not believe how late for work I am again.", "Paige: Morning to you too.", "Phoebe: And if you guys can be dressed for the wedding, then when I come back I'll just honk and you guys can meet me outside, okay?", "(Phoebe walks into the dining room.)", "Piper: Wait. What? Wait. (Piper runs after her.) What wedding? Wedding?", "Phoebe: Christy's. Piper, don't tell me you forgot.", "Piper: Christy's wedding. That's today? Hmm, well, I can't go. The kids.", "Paige: Actually, the kids were invited too, so you can go. I think it would be good for them. I think it would be good for all of us.", "Piper: No, I can't go, the baby...", "Phoebe: Needs to be exposed to a germ or two. Get out of the house, you know, build up his immune system.", "Piper: He's too young.", "Phoebe: Piper, he's two months old.", "Piper: I know how old he is, thank you.", "Phoebe: Look, you can't protect them from the big bad world forever. They're going to have to leave the house at some point. By the way, how's Leo doing?", "Piper: Well, considering who betrayed him, he's doing as well as can be expected.", "[Scene: Alley. Leo orbs in. His face and clothes are covered in dirt.]", "Leo: I know you're here, Barbas. You can't keep running from me.", "(An invisible Barbas appears behind Leo.)", "Barbas: You're afraid that vanquishing me won't ease your pain. (Leo turns around and in an instant Barbas appears behind him again.) 'Cause it wasn't a demon, it was an Elder. You're very mentor who tried to kill your son.", "Leo: But you helped him. And that's why I'm gonna kill you too. (Leo walks down the alley.) Barbas!", "[Cut to further down the alley. Barbas re-enters his body. He looks at the wound on his shoulder and flames out. Leo walks around the corner and feels the air where Barbas was sitting. He orbs out.]", "[Cut to the top of the Golden Gate Bridge. And Elder is there meditating. Barbas flames in then flames back out. Leo orbs in.]", "Leo: Zola?", "Zola: Leo. Good, I've been calling for you.", "Leo: What do you mean? Where's Barbas?", "Zola: Who?", "(Invisible Barbas appears behind Leo.)", "Barbas: He's covering up for me. Oh, you know he is, you tracked me here.", "Zola: What's the matter? Are you alright?", "Barbas: One of your greatest fears. Not good guys, bad guys, all the same now. Hey, makes him just like Gideon.", "(Leo gets mad and bolts of electricity shoot out of his hands. It hits Zola and throws him up against the bridge wall.)", "Leo: Where is he? Where's Barbas?", "Zola: I don't know!", "Leo: Tell me!", "Zola: I don't know! For god's sake, stop!", "(Leo stops the electricity and Zola falls to the ground.)", "Barbas: Damn. So close.", "(Barbas disappears.)", "Opening Credits", "[Scene: Manor. Parlor. Phoebe walks down the stairs. Paige is laying on the couch with a newspaper over her face.]", "Phoebe: Hey, have you seen Piper?", "Paige: Up in Wyatt's room.", "Phoebe: Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie, were you sleeping?", "(Paige takes the newspaper off her face.)", "Paige: Why start now? No, I was actually just trying to take a little break from nanny duties.", "Phoebe: Yeah, you are such a doll to help out like you've been. I wish I could help you, but I can't, I have to work.", "Paige: Tell me what it's like. Out there in the world where men don't poop or spit on you.", "(Phoebe laughs.)", "Phoebe: You really do need to get out, huh?", "Paige: You know, maybe we can just swap jobs for the day. You know, I'll pay you.", "Phoebe: Yeah?", "Paige: Uh-huh.", "Phoebe: Hmm, don't tempt me.", "Paige: What, you're miserable too?", "Phoebe: No, I wouldn't say miserable, I just, I don't know, I can't put my finger on it. I'm like in this rut or something, you know? I just feel really disconnected.", "Paige: Yeah, I agree.", "Phoebe: You agree? What do you know about my ruts?", "Paige: Well, um, I know you gave some great advice to \"Lost in Los Altos\" about finding a new love, but, uh, you gave the same advice to \"Dumped in Daly\" last year.", "Phoebe: What? Shut up, I did not. (Paige opens the newspaper to Phoebe's column.) Oh my god, I did. So maybe I should stop giving advice to people in finding love until I figure out how to find it myself.", "Paige: You'll find it, you foresaw it.", "Phoebe: Yeah, that was one big tease. I think that's what's messing me up.", "Paige: No, I think what's messing you up is Gideon. I think it's the same thing that's messing us all up. He didn't just betray Leo, he betrayed all of us.", "Zola's Voice: And those wounds don't heal easily. (Phoebe and Paige walk into the conservatory. Zola is standing there.) Forgive the intrusion. I thought it best I come to you first.", "Phoebe: Whatever it is we're not interested.", "Zola: No, I think you'll be interested in this. Leo, just tried to kill me. I didn't want the other Elders to find out, they'd think he was after us all now.", "Paige: Well, you can hardly blame him, can you?", "Zola: You're lack of faith is understandable given what Gideon has done, but one bad Elder doesn't make us all bad. We are on the same side here.", "Phoebe: Are we?", "Zola: Leo didn't really want to kill me, I know that. Still, if he had, there would have been no redeeming him. He would've had to been recycled.", "Paige: Recycled like what? Recycled like plastic?", "Zola: No, I mean like sent back, reborn to start the cycle of life over again. We don't want to punish him for killing Gideon. But we can't abide his harming innocents in the name of revenge. Which means if you don't stop him, we'll have to.", "Phoebe: Stop him from what?", "Zola: From his obsession with vanquishing Barbas. It's blinding him to reason, driving him over the edge. And if he succeeds, it won't make his sons any safer, or the betrayal any less painful. It won't heal his heart. Time is of the essence too, not just for his sake. We believe there's a powerful threat looming on the horizon, unlike any we've ever sensed before. And for that, we'll need everybody back into the fold, and soon.", "(Zola orbs out.)", "[Cut to the attic. Leo is frantically flipping through the Book of Shadows. He hears a noise.]", "Leo: Barbas. I know you're here. Show yourself.", "(A ghostly head floats through the attic.)", "Voice: Don't let Barbas get away. Save your son.", "Leo: Who are you? What do you want?", "(Piper walks in holding baby Chris.)", "Piper: Who are you talking to?", "Leo: Nobody. How'd you know I was here?", "Piper: I didn't. Wyatt did. Must be that orbing thing you guys share. He looked up and said 'dadda'.", "Leo: Really?", "Piper: Mmm-hm. He misses you. We all do.", "Leo: I miss him too. Is there anything else on Barbas in here besides the main entry?", "Piper: No. Would you like to hold your child?", "Leo: Uh, I... I can't.", "Piper: Well, you need to, Leo. Chris didn't die. He's alive. You need to move on.", "Leo: Not until Barbas is gone, and they're both safe.", "(Leo orbs out.)", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. Barbas and a Healer demon are there. The demon is cauterizing Barbas's wound with a hot iron stick. Barbas groans.]", "Barbas: Is that absolutely necessary?", "Demon: The wound is deep. Very easily could've been fatal. I wouldn't recommend going up against an Elder again if I were you.", "Barbas: The problem is that he's the one after me and I haven't figured out how to shake him.", "Demon: Ah, in that case then, this might all be for not.", "Barbas: Thank you very much for your vote of confidence. Actually, I don't even know what it is that I did to offend him, except for that rugrat incident, and that all came out okay in the end more or less, and it wasn't even me. That was after.", "(The ghostly figure floats through the cave.)", "Voice: But it should be now.", "Barbas: Whoa, whoa, whoa, what was that?", "Demon: What was what?", "Barbas: You didn't see that?", "Demon: See what?", "(The ghostly figure floats past.)", "Voice: Go after the baby.", "Barbas: That.", "Demon: What?", "(The ghostly figure floats past again.)", "Voice: He'll be blinded by rage. Vulnerable.", "Barbas: You're trying to tell me you didn't hear that?", "Demon: Maybe we should look at that wound again.", "Barbas: For god's sake. (Barbas throws an energy ball at the demon and vanquishes him.) A rotten healer anyway. Who are you? Friend or foe?", "Voice: Neither. But if you want to stop the Elder, go after the baby.", "(The ghostly figure floats straight towards Barbas and knocks him off his feet.)", "Barbas: Cool. Very, very cool.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Phoebe walks in.]", "Elise: Phoebe, there you are.", "Phoebe: Elise, hi, I'm so sorry I'm late, it won't happen again.", "Elise: Of course it will. But, hey, if you keep getting responses like these, who cares. Look at these emails, all from this morning's column.", "Phoebe: Uh, yeah, about this morning's column...", "Elise: It was brilliant, Phoebe. I mean, you make us look so classy when your advice is provocative, insightful...", "Phoebe: Plagiarized. Don't worry, I stole from myself.", "Elise: I don't understand.", "Phoebe: Yeah, I don't understand either, Elise. But it turns out I gave the exact same advice to someone last year, and I didn't realise it until it was too late.", "Elise: So? Big deal. Columnists recycle stuff all the time.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but I don't. At least, I never used to, and I just, I don't think I should write anymore until I figure out why this happened.", "Elise: Don't be ridiculous.", "Phoebe: No, I'm not being ridiculous, I'm just being honest, Elise. I can't give people recycled advice, it's just not right. It's not ethical.", "Elise: Phoebe, you can't just quit.", "Phoebe: Oh, and I don't want to quit. Elise, I love my job, you know, I just don't think I can do it right now.", "Elise: Okay, alright, take a sabbatical, rest, recharge your batteries. A couple of months enough?", "Phoebe: Can I do that?", "Elise: Of course you can. I'm the boss, aren't I?", "Phoebe: And what happens to my column? I mean, do you just pull it?", "Elise: And watch sales drop? Are you kidding? (She thinks for a moment.) No. I'll hire someone to ghost write it for you. Your readers will never know you're gone.", "Phoebe: Wait, what?", "Assistant: Phoebe? Sorry, it's your sister, she says it's important.", "Elise: Go ahead, I'll handle this. Don't worry about anything. Rest up.", "(Phoebe walks into her office and picks up the phone.)", "Phoebe: Hello?", "Paige: Hey. I think I have figured out how to save Leo. If we can keep him from going after Barbas, then we can go after him ourselves.", "Phoebe: Wait, what?", "Paige: It's perfect. All we have to do is guilt Leo into taking Piper to the wedding.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but she doesn't even want to go.", "Paige: I know. That's why I will volunteer to take care of the kids and that way Piper won't have any excuse not to go. Then while you guys are all at the wedding, I'll be at the book, you know, trying to find Barbas.", "Phoebe: And then what? I mean, even if we find him, how are we gonna vanquish him without my powers and Piper's?", "Paige: You can still cast spells, can't you?", "Phoebe: Paige...", "Paige: I am telling you, this could work. Not only could it save Leo, but it can get him and Piper back together, at a wedding no less. I mean, think about it. Maybe it could reunite some sparks. You know, do it for the children. Hell, do it for me.", "Phoebe: I don't know about this.", "Paige: Do you want to get out of that rut or don't you?", "[Scene: The wedding. A gazebo is brightly decorated with Christy and Jeevan sitting inside, and friends and family are sitting on rows of chairs outside.]", "Priest: We have come together on this glorious day to wed Christy and Jeevan. Who are here to build a foundation of their marriage upon the earth. In the presence of the sacred fire, and among their family and friends.", "(Piper's car pulls up to the valet. Piper, Phoebe and Leo get out.)", "Phoebe: Oh, we are so late. Has the ceremony started?", "Valet: Yes, ma'am.", "Phoebe: Oh, no. Okay.", "Piper: I told you to just go ahead and go.", "Phoebe: Yeah, well, I don't understand why you couldn't leave the baby with Paige.", "(Leo gets the stroller out of the boot and Piper gets baby Chris out of the back seat.)", "Piper: When you're a mother, you'll understand.", "Phoebe: Okay, that's assuming I'm gonna have any eggs left. (Phoebe tries to open the stroller.) How do you do this thing?", "Leo: Here.", "(Leo opens it.)", "Phoebe: Oh, so nice to have a man around the house.", "Leo: Yeah, except I think I should still be after Barbas.", "Phoebe: Yeah, not until you can distinguish between a demon and an Elder. You're stuck with us.", "(Piper puts her phone to her ear.)", "Piper: Paige? Hi.", "Phoebe: What are you doing? Give me that. What are you doing?", "Piper: What do you mean, what am I doing? I'm checking on Wyatt.", "Phoebe: You just checked on Wyatt. Have you guys thought about seeing a shrink?", "Piper: Yeah, we did that.", "Phoebe: Okay, look, I know you haven't been out of the house in a very, very long time but this is Christy's wedding so please try and have fun.", "(They take the wedding programs off of a table and look at the illustration on the front.)", "Piper: Is this a wedding or an orgy?", "Phoebe: It's a Hindu ceremony. It's supposed to be very, very, very romantic.", "(Baby Chris cries.)", "Piper: Oh, see, I knew this would happen. This is over stimulation. We've gotta get out of here. (The valet drives off with their car.) Hey, excuse me! Wait!", "Phoebe: No, no, no. You know what? You guys go and I'll take care of Chris, okay? You guys go and have a good time. Have fun. Remember what that is? Fun? Come on. Diaper bag. Thank you.", "(Piper and Leo walk over to the ceremony and sit down.)", "[Cut to Phoebe. She is rocking the stroller.]", "Phoebe: You're okay, shh, you're okay, Chris. You're okay.", "(Darryl and Inspector Sheridan walk over to Phoebe.)", "Sheridan: Chris, huh? Interesting name. Same as the guy who died in your house a couple of months ago, isn't it?", "Phoebe: Are you following me?", "Sheridan: Yes, I am. Actually, I would have approached you sooner but Lieutenant Morris here thought that you might need some time to mourn your loss. He's very protective of you. Seems to know you real well, which is why I asked him to be my partner on this. You know, you and your sisters don't seem to be getting out much lately. Why is that I wonder? You're not hiding from me, are you?", "Phoebe: We've got nothing to hide.", "Sheridan: Good. Then you'll have no objections coming down town to answer some questions. You've just been served.", "Phoebe: Questions about what?", "Sheridan: About what really happened to... the other Chris. How he mysteriously broke out of jail, how come he doesn't seem to appear in any database, how come you didn't have a funeral for him, what happened to his body. You know, just stuff like that. Four o'clock. Don't be late.", "(She walks away.)", "Phoebe: You know, I can almost understand you not helping us. But to help her?", "Darryl: It's not like that, I swear. I don't want to be in the middle of this, but she knows that I know something. She knows we've got history.", "Phoebe: And you think if she exposes us she's not gonna bust you too?", "Sheridan: Coming, Lieutenant?", "Phoebe: You're gonna have to chose a side, Darryl. It's just the way it works.", "(They walk away.)", "[Cut to the wedding.]", "Priest: And now as the circle is a symbol of the earth and the sun and the universe, I call upon the goddess and god that created all things to bless this sacred union. (Two yellow clouds of light float down from the sky and hover above the gazebo.) And to consecrate upon them that...", "Piper: Are you seeing what I'm seeing?", "Leo: Yeah. But I don't think anyone else can. (The two yellow clouds of light hit Piper and Leo and they glow.) Are you okay?", "Piper: I don't know. I feel a little woozy.", "(She pulls out a tissue from her purse and Leo notices she now has six arms joined to her body.)", "Leo: Piper. Uh-oh.", "[Cut to Phoebe. Leo and Piper rush over to her. Piper is wearing Leo's coat to cover her extra arms.]", "Phoebe: Hey, is the wedding over already? (Piper opens the coat to show Phoebe her extra arms.) Oh my god.", "Leo: Let's get outta here.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Conservatory. Piper, Phoebe and Paige are there. Phoebe and Paige are watching Piper who is now wearing a Hindu dress. She feeds baby Chris and Wyatt, covers baby Chris with a blanket, brushes Wyatt's hair back, puts her own hair behind her ear, all at the same time using her six arms.]", "Paige: I don't understand how could this have happened.", "Phoebe: Beats the hell out of me.", "(Leo walks in wearing Hindu clothes.)", "Leo: Isn't she beautiful?", "(He walks over to Piper and she pinches his butt. They smile at each other.)", "Paige: I can't believe what I am seeing.", "Phoebe: Tell me about it. When was the last time you saw Piper grab Leo's ass?", "Paige: That's not what I'm talking about. Uh, we need to do something quickly.", "(The phone rings. Piper answers it.)", "Piper: Hello? Phoebe, it's for you.", "Phoebe: Okay. Uh, Book of Shadows, Hindu spirits. (Phoebe takes the phone off Piper.) Hello?", "Elise: Is this a bad time?", "Phoebe: Actually, Elise, yeah, I'm kind of up to my elbows in stuff.", "Elise: Well, I just wanted to give you the good news. The ghost writer that I was hoping to hire just happens to be in town and wants to do it. Isn't that terrific?", "Phoebe: Wait, what?", "Elise: And better yet, Leslie can start right away with tomorrow's column.", "Phoebe: Leslie? Okay, who's Leslie? Elise, don't you think I should have a say in this?", "Elise: So how soon can you get down here because I'd really like the two of you to meet as soon as possible.", "Phoebe: Yeah, no, now's not really a good time.", "Elise: Okay, well, how about in an hour? We'll see you then.", "[Cut to The Bay Mirror. Elise and a man are there.]", "Elise: She can hardly wait to meet you.", "Leslie: Well, likewise.", "[Cut to the Manor.]", "Phoebe: She hung up on me. I cannot believe she hung up on me. (Piper turns to Leo and they put their arms around each other.) Okay, I will just leave you two to go at it.", "[Cut to the attic. Paige is looking in the Book of Shadows. Phoebe walks in.]", "Phoebe: Bright side? At least we know Piper and Leo still have the hots for each other.", "Paige: Yeah, well, you better be careful with that whole hots thing because it's contagious. Don't stand too close. It comes courtesy of Shakti, the Hindu goddess of creation, and Shiva, her lover, the god of destruction.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but why did this happen to Piper and Leo? I mean, any ideas?", "Paige: Why does anything happen to any of us around here?", "Phoebe: Good point. \"Shakti and Shiva are commonly invoked at weddings because their considered to be the ultimate lovers.\"", "Paige: Well, I'm thinking it's meant to be symbolic.", "Phoebe: Unless they're magical lovers to hijack.", "Paige: Read on.", "Phoebe: \"Shakti also called the ultimate mother and Shiva together created all things, and if they consummate their love again, all things will be obliterated and the universe will be reborn.\"", "Paige: Talk about your big bang theory.", "[Cut to downstairs. Piper and Leo are kissing passionately. Phoebe and Paige come down the stairs.]", "Phoebe: Oh! Alright, stop it! You two stop it right now. Stop it, stop it, stop it. (Phoebe and Paige pull them apart.) You go over there, you over here. (Piper slaps Phoebe with her six hands.) Oh, keep your hands to yourself.", "Piper: But you're interrupting us.", "Phoebe: And saving life as we know it.", "Leo: What are you talking about?", "Paige: Look at your outfit. Does that look like something you normally wear?", "Leo: Well, no.", "Paige: Exactly. This is not the first time we have been hijacked by gods. So you just have to fight it.", "Leo: I don't want to fight it. I haven't felt this potent in years.", "Phoebe: Over sharing. Any idea how to redirect his potency?", "Paige: Yeah. We should send him after Barbas.", "Leo: Barbas?", "Phoebe: And what about the risk to the Elders?", "Paige: I think the risk to the universe is greater. I've made a vanquishing potion, I'll go get it.", "Leo: I won't need it. I'll be back.", "Piper: I'll be waiting. (Leo disappears surrounded by lighting.) Wow, is that hot or what?", "Phoebe: Or what.", "Paige: Okay, I'm gonna go to magic school and try to find a spell to dispossess them.", "Phoebe: Take the babies with you. They'll be safer there.", "Piper: No. The babies stays with me.", "(Phoebe starts to leave.)", "Paige: Where are you going?", "Phoebe: I have to go to, you know, work.", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. Barbas and a cave full of demons are there. The demons are all talking at once.]", "Barbas: Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Please, one at a time, if you please. We're failing to see the problem here.", "Demon #1: You asked for help. You said we would share in the spoils. Then you tell us you're going after the Charmed Ones. Do you take us for fools? That's suicide.", "Barbas: No, no, no, we're not going after the Charmed Ones per se, just their little baby. Okay, it's obvious you're failing to grasp the big picture here, so I will explain it for you again for the umpteenth time. Okay, and going after the child, we are in a fact pouring salt into the still festering wounds of the father who happens to be an Elder. The Charmed Ones' Elder.", "Demon #1: So.", "Barbas: So his parental instincts kicks in. His vengeful little heart fills with rage and then with this tiniest little nudge from me, he makes a mistake, a fatal mistake.", "Demon #1: Leaving the witches unprotected by him.", "Barbas: Exactly. And leaving you with the best chances at knocking them off anybody's had in years. Almost sounds too good to be true, doesn't it?", "Demon #1: What about that creature you told us about? How does he fit into all of this?", "Barbas: See that's a very good question. One I don't have the answer to. But he did cloak this lair, so Leo couldn't track me, that makes him a friend. A very powerful friend.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Magic School. Teachers and students are packing stuff away. Paige orbs in with Wyatt.]", "Paige: What's going on?", "Mrs. Winterbourne: Oh, hi, Paige. We're packing up, closing down the school.", "Paige: What? Since when?", "Mrs. Winterbourne: Since Gideon died. Look, love him or hate him, he started this magic school and without him there's no one left to fight for it anymore.", "Paige: I'll fight for it.", "Mrs. Winterbourne: Against the Elders? You don't stand a chance. No offence, but Gideon was the only one that could stand up to them and convince them he could keep it safe from demons discovering us, or mortals for that matter.", "Paige: Well, what about the next generation? Where are they gonna learn what needs to be learnt?", "Mrs. Winterbourne: I don't know.", "Paige: Is the nursery still open?", "Mrs. Winterbourne: Yeah, another week or so.", "Paige: Okay, stop packing those books because I'm gonna need them. (to Wyatt) Come on, baby.", "[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Phoebe walks in.]", "Phoebe: Elise.", "Elise: Good, you're here. Come and meet your new...", "Phoebe: Uh, yeah, just so we're clear, if I don't like this person we can find someone else, right?", "Elise: Absolutely. It's your column, you've gotta be happy with him.", "(Elise drags Phoebe into her office.)", "Phoebe: Him? What? I'm sorry, him?", "(A handsome man is sitting on Phoebe's chair, talking on the phone.)", "Leslie: (on phone) I'd better call you back. (He hangs up.) Hi. I hope it's okay, I just wanted to get started.", "Phoebe: Leslie?", "Elise: Surprise.", "Leslie: Expecting a girl, weren't you?", "Phoebe: Well...", "Leslie: So did my folks. That's how I got the name. You can call me Les.", "(They shake hands.)", "Elise: Now before you say no, just hear me out. He had his own advice column in Philly and it was totally hip, very hot, a perfect match for yours.", "(Phoebe rubs Les' hand.)", "Phoebe: Hot, huh? Wow. (She pulls away.) Oh. Not again.", "Elise: He's relocating to L.A. in a couple of months which works out perfectly for how long you want to be away.", "Phoebe: That's great, Elise, but he's a-a man.", "Les: Is that a problem?", "Phoebe: Uh, well, most of my readers are women.", "Les: And you don't think a man can give advice to women?", "Phoebe: Oh, no, actually, not as well as a woman can, no.", "Les: Well, what about Dr. Phil?", "(Les walks around and stands next to Phoebe.)", "Phoebe: Uh, Dr. Phil is a doctor, right? Dr. Phil.", "Les: Ah, so a man can give advice to women if he's a doctor.", "(Phoebe tries to get a look at Les' butt.)", "Phoebe: That's not what I meant.", "Les: Well, that's what it sounded like. Are you feeling alright?", "Phoebe: Me? Yeah. (She laughs.) Yes, I'm feeling alright. I'm great, are you kidding?", "Les: 'Cause you don't look like you do.", "Phoebe: What, are you a doctor now too?", "Les: Actually, I am. Of psychology. I wrote my doctorate on women's intuition... (Phoebe falls sideways and Les catches her.) Aced it.", "Phoebe: I bet you did.", "(They kiss passionately.)", "Elise: Phoebe!", "(Phoebe pushes Les away and walks outside. She walks back in and grabs her purse and walks back out.)", "Les: I guess that means I got the job.", "[Scene: Manor. Piper's room. Piper puts baby Chris in his crib. Two demons suddenly appear and throws fireballs near them. Piper blows them up. Another demon appears and she blows him. Three more appear and bolts of electricity shoot out of her hands blowing up energy balls as they come towards her. Barbas appears behind Piper and creeps towards baby Chris. Piper blows up the three demons and turns around.]", "Piper: No! (Bolts of electricity shoot at Barbas and he flies across the room. He touches his bleeding wounds and flames out. Baby Chris stirs.) It's okay, peanut, you're okay. Shh.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Paige walks down the stairs carrying a rubbish bin. Phoebe walks in through the front door.]", "Phoebe: Doctor. Doctor, my ass. I'd like to actually see proof that he's a doctor, you know.", "Paige: What are you muttering about?", "Phoebe: Elise. She hired a man. Can you believe that? I don't know what she was thinking.", "Paige: Hire a man for what?", "Phoebe: My job, that's what. Might possibly be the worst idea I've ever had. I don't know what I was thinking.", "Paige: You quit?", "Phoebe: No, no, I'm just taking a sabbatical. Well, I was taking a sabbatical, I'm clearly not anymore. Well, don't look at me like that, you're the one who said I was in a rut.", "Paige: Anyway, you'll never guess what happened while you were gone.", "Phoebe: I mean, it's just the most ridiculous... Have you even ever heard of a male advice columnist? I haven't.", "Paige: Try to guess. You won't be able to.", "Phoeb: But I don't care what the book says about the divine hornyness only being rubbed off if you're attracted to someone, because there's no way I'm attracted to him. Huh. Huh. Oh god, I hope he's not the one from my vision. I think I'm gonna be sick.", "Paige: Barbas tried to kidnap baby Chris.", "Phoebe: Paige, that is not funny.", "Paige: I am not trying to be funny. It's true.", "Phoebe: Oh, no.", "Paige: Oh, yes. Piper's upstairs putting him to sleep right now. He's okay, he didn't get hurt.", "Phoebe: Oh, thank goodness. Leo's gonna go ballistic.", "Paige: Yes. And that is precisely why Piper does not want us to tell him anything.", "(Leo walks in.)", "Leo: Tell me what?", "Phoebe: How much she wants you. Piper, she desperately wants you.", "Paige: You're not suppose to tell him that.", "Phoebe: I know, but you know me with secrets, I can't keep them. So how did it go with Barbas?", "Leo: It didn't. I couldn't track him.", "Paige: Really? You couldn't track him? Not even with all those powers cooped up inside of you?", "Leo: I know. Strange, isn't it? So where's Piper? Upstairs?", "(He goes upstairs.)", "[Cut to Piper's room. Leo walks in and sees broken furniture and scorch marks from the demon attack. Phoebe and Paige walk in.]", "Leo: What happened here?", "Paige: You're not gonna like it.", "[Cut to the foyer. The front door flies opens and Darryl and Inspector Sheridan walk in.]", "Darryl: So what, you're not even gonna give them a chance to cooperate with us now? Is that it?", "Sheridan: They had chance, they didn't show, now we've got a warrant.", "Darryl: That does not give us the right to bust in like this.", "Sheridan: Yeah, well, I wanted it to be a surprise. (Darryl grabs her by the arm.) You got something you want to say, Morris? (He lets go of her arm.) One way or another, I'm gonna find out who this Chris guy really was and what they're hiding. Now you're either with me, or you're against me.", "[Cut to Piper's room.]", "Paige: You see, this is why Piper didn't want us to tell you.", "Leo: I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna rip the world apart until I find Barbas.", "Phoebe: Yeah, that's what we were worried about. Leo, you have to calm down until we know all the facts.", "Leo: What facts? He went after one of my sons again.", "Paige: Yeah, but he didn't get him.", "Leo: It doesn't matter.", "(Sheridan walks in pointing her gun. Darryl walks in behind her.)", "Sheridan: Police! Freeze! Hands in the air!", "(Leo telekinetically sends Sheridan flying across the room and she slams into the wall.)", "Darryl: What the hell's wrong with you? You're out of your mind.", "(Leo disappears surrounded by lightning bolts.)", "Phoebe: Yeah, I think he is.", "(Piper rushes in.)", "Piper: Shh, I just got the baby to sleep. What happened? Where's Leo?", "[Scene: Golden Gate Bridge. Zola is there meditating. Barbas flames in and then flames back out. Leo appears surrounded with lightning bolts.]", "Zola: Leo?", "Leo: Barbas, where is he?", "Zola: Barbas?", "(Invisible Barbas appears beside Leo.)", "Barbas: How many times do you to go through all this before you realise they're all working together.", "Zola: Leo, don't do this. You know better. He's after your boy, I'm after your boy, they're all after your boy. That's why it's your greatest fear.", "(Barbas disappears.)", "Leo: Where is he, damn it!", "Zola: Wait, listen to me, Leo, don't do this.", "(Invisible Barbas appears.)", "Barbas: Kill him. Kill them all! (Leo roars and bolts of electricity shoots out of his hands. It pins Zola up onto the bridge wall and he explodes and vanishes.) Ahh, my, my, my, my, my. What have we gone and done now?", "(Barbas disappears.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Magic School. Piper is there. Paige walks in with Mrs. Winterbourne.]", "Paige: Thanks. (Mrs. Winterbourne walks away.) Did you find Leo?", "Piper: Where's Chris?", "Paige: He's with Wyatt in the nursery. (Paige sees Leo sitting on the floor in the corner of the room.) What happened?", "Piper: Did you find the spell to fix us?", "Paige: Yeah, but...", "Piper: Cast it.", "(Paige walks over to a table and opens a book.)", "Paige: \"We call upon the mortal ways, and gods who guide but may not stay, we seek those of divinity, to separate from and set them free.\"", "(Piper's extra arms glow and vanish. A golden light rises out of Leo.)", "Piper: (to Leo) Are you alright?", "Paige: Piper?", "Piper: Go get Phoebe and then go get Barbas.", "Paige: We still don't know how to find him.", "Piper: I wounded him. You should be able to scry with his blood.", "(Paige orbs out. Piper walks over to Leo and kneels beside him.)", "Leo: I killed another Elder.", "Piper: It's not your fault, you were tricked.", "Leo: Was I? What have I become?", "(Piper hugs Leo.)", "Piper: It's okay, it's okay. Nobody else has to know.", "[Scene: Manor. Living room. Paramedics are there checking out Sheridan. He shines a light into her eyes.]", "Paramedic: Just try to follow the light.", "Darryl: I still don't think this was a good idea.", "Phoebe: What did you want us to do? Send her to purgatory? We have to play it safe, she's too suspicious already.", "Darryl: Yeah, okay, but what if she remembers what really happened?", "Paramedic: Look to your right. Focus. (to other paramedic) Get the C collar and board. Do you remember what you were doing here, Inspector?", "Sheridan: Uh, we came to search for something.", "Paramedic: Do you remember what happened to you?", "Phoebe: Uh, she slipped. We're doing a lot of redecorating and she slipped and fell.", "Paramedic: Well, do you remember?", "Sheridan: Uh... I... no.", "Paramedic: Just take a deep breath.", "Darryl: She still remembers the search warrant.", "Phoebe: So what? What is she going to find?", "(Paige walks in.)", "Paige: What's going on?", "Phoebe: Uh, nothing, I think we have everything under control here. What's up?", "(Paige holds up a potion.)", "Paige: We've got some work to do.", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. Barbas is there.]", "Barbas: Hey, why don't you come on down. Show yourself. All I want to do is thank you. It was such a very good plan. I mean, it worked perfectly. So, uh, how about we go after the witches now?", "(Phoebe and Paige walk in.)", "Paige: Works for us.", "Barbas: Well, well, well, well. What do you know? It really is true. Just ask and ye shall receive. Of course, this lair was supposed to be cloaked.", "Phoebe: Yeah, you should probably ask your invisible friend about that.", "Barbas: Yeah, well, maybe I will. Ah, come to vanquish me I see. What, again?", "Paige: Yeah, but I just have one little question first. Why the baby? What does that even get you?", "Barbas: Ah, the baby. That just gets me to you without the bodyguard. By the way, how is old Leo, anyway? Suffering nicely I hope. (Paige is about to throw the potion.) Ah, ah, ah, ah. I think we should check your fears first. How charming. Your greatest fear is that your nephews won't be safe. From me. How touching. Of course, such a great fear paralyses you. Can't believe you forgot about that.", "Paige: Oh, we didn't forget.", "(Paige throws the potion at Barbas.)", "Phoebe: We just knew our greatest desire would overcome our greatest fear.", "Paige: And our greatest desire is to protect our nephews from you.", "Barbas: Ah, you know I'll be back. Fear always comes back! You set me up!", "(Barbas is vanquished.)", "Phoebe: I never get tired of seeing that.", "Paige: I wonder who he was talking to?", "Phoebe: I don't know. And I don't wanna know.", "[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Phoebe's office. Les is there with his feet up on the desk, reading the paper. Phoebe walks in.]", "Phoebe: Making yourself comfortable, I see.", "Les: Sorry. You know, Phoebe, you really don't have to come in here bright and early anymore. Otherwise, it's not really a sabbatical.", "Phoebe: Yeah, I know. Actually, I'm gonna tell you the truth. After I met you I wasn't so sure I wanted to take the time off.", "Les: Ah, make quite an impression on you, did I?", "Phoebe: No, not really.", "Les: So you kiss all the new employees their first day on the job, do you?", "Phoebe: Yeah, well, that was, you know, not-not-not what you think it was.", "Les: Oh, really.", "Phoebe: Yeah.", "Les: And what do you think I think it was?", "Phoebe: Well, I don't know what you think it was but whatever you think it was, it actually wasn't. Anyway, uh, I thought I would wait until this morning and read what you wrote and see if I was still comfortable with my decision.", "Les: And?", "Phoebe: And I liked it. There was some good advice in there, considering you're a guy.", "Les: Well, thanks... I think. Of course, I wouldn't want to sully your good name.", "Phoebe: You'd better not. Good luck.", "Les: Hey, for whatever it's worth, you're a pretty damn good kisser, even though it didn't mean anything.", "[Scene: Manor. Kitchen. Piper is there packing a bag and the kids are in the stroller near by. Paige walks in.]", "Paige: Oh my god, I'm so tired. I didn't sleep at all last night, and it's not even because of Barbas.", "Piper: Pray tell.", "Paige: It's the whole Magic School thing, you know? It's gotten me really depressed. I don't know why the Elders are just shutting it down.", "Piper: Well, they can do whatever they want. That's why they're them.", "Paige: Yeah, well, it's not fair.", "Piper: Well, who's gonna stop them?", "Paige: I am.", "Piper: What?", "Paige: Yeah. I mean, magic's the best thing that has ever happened to me, right? I mean, other than you guys. No offence, but you guys did kind of happen to me at the same time that magic happened to me. So if you really actually count it...", "Piper: Rambling.", "Paige: Right. Look, aside from Gideon, the school is a great thing, right? And I think I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna get back to my magical roots.", "Piper: I think that's a good idea. Um, any idea how you're gonna do it?", "Paige: Not a clue. Oh my goodness. Are you going outside? With them?", "Piper: Yes, I am. Now may I go or are you gonna tease me some more about it?", "Paige: I'd really like to tease you some more, but I will wait until you get back. What changed?", "Piper: Well, sharing a body with the ultimate mother, um, I got a few tips.", "Paige: Like what?", "Piper: Like, I can't protect them from everything. Or I'll probably end up making them neurotic.", "Paige: Lord knows we don't need anymore of those around here.", "Piper: No. So we're just gonna have to go out and brave the big bad world.", "Paige: What about Leo? Is he gonna join?", "Piper: No, he's still, um, dealing with some stuff.", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. Leo is there touching the pile of Barbas's ashes.]", "Voice: Barbas was right. Killing him doesn't end the pain of betrayal.", "Leo: Who the hell are you? What do you want?", "Voice: What do we want? We want you!", "(The ghostly figure floats straight towards Leo and then vanishes. Leo stands there frightened.)" ]	Charmed	07x01	A Call To Arms	SpicyAlejandra
Charmed_07x02.json	[ "Paige almost loses her fight to save Magic School when a bored student accidentally conjures Lady Godiva and Lord Dyson, a demonic land baron who feeds off repressed emotions. In the past, due to Godiva's ride, he was starved of repressed feelings and died of starvation, but bringing him to the present allows him to gain power. Paige has to send them back, or it would change the history as it is known. A new power starts to contact Leo, who believes he is losing his mind. They manage to send the two back, but change history as being in the present made Dyson powerful enough to kill Lady Godiva before her ride and change history. The Charmed Ones manage to summon the two again and try to vanquish Dyson, figuring if he is vanquished Godiva can be sent back alone. Finally, they succeed by having him feed off of Leo's repressed anger which overloads him and vanquishes him. Paige has the student that first summoned Godiva send her back and is able to prove to the Elders that they should keep Magic School open. In turn, they make her the new Headmistress." ]	[ "[Scene: Cafe. Piper, Phoebe and the kids are there. Piper has a blanket covering her chest, obviously breast feeding baby Chris. Wyatt is sitting in a stroller beside her. Phoebe is looking at an article with her picture beside it in the newspaper.]", "Phoebe: That's not me.", "Piper: Sure looks like you.", "Phoebe: No, I mean, the picture's me, just the column is not me. I knew a man couldn't give advice like a woman. Men are all about, you know, fixing the problem.", "Piper: Isn't that what advice columnists are supposed to do?", "Phoebe: No. I mean, yes, but first you're supposed to listen, then you're supposed to validate feelings. At least that's what a woman would do, but not a man, they go straight to fixing it. This \"Glass Ceiling in Sausalito\", Leslie tells this woman step by step how to deal with her boss. There are no feelings in there, no emotions. I mean, my readers are going to read that and know that I did not write it. This is a nightmare.", "Piper: Honestly, it's real subtle. They might not notice.", "Phoebe: Even the letters that he picks. They're all fix-it letters, you know? And I left him three messages about this yesterday, he did not call me back.", "Piper: I thought the whole point of this little vacation was for you to relax and recharge.", "Phoebe: Yeah, I know. But it's still my column, you know, I still care about it.", "Piper: Any big change takes some adjusting. So for a while you're just gonna feel a little lost.", "Phoebe: See, you just validated my feelings.", "Piper: Phoebe, you need to stop obsessing. Unless, of course, you know, you're obsessing because, um, you like him.", "Phoebe: No, I don't like him. He's like... eww.", "Piper: Well, then forget about it and find something else to obsess about.", "Phoebe: Yeah, I know, you're right, I have to find a way to channel my energy, find something to be passionate about. (Piper sees a couple and the manager staring at her from near by.) You know, Paige with Magic School, you saving Leo.", "Piper: I'm not saving him, I'm just hoping that by spending some time with the boys that he'll feel loved and needed, and realise that life isn't all that bad.", "(The manager walks up to their table.)", "Manager: Excuse me, ladies, but I'm afraid you're gonna have to take that some place else.", "Piper: Take what?", "Manager: You know... (He gestures towards baby Chris.) That.", "Phoebe: It's called breast feeding.", "Manager: Customers are complaining.", "Phoebe: Wh... What?", "Piper: Alright, let's go. I gotta go anyway.", "Phoebe: No, Piper, you are not going anywhere. You've done nothing wrong. (Phoebe stands up and faces the waiter.) You can't do this.", "Manager: Actually, yeah, I can. (He points to a sign that reads \"Management has the right to refuse service to anyone\".) Sorry.", "(He walks away.)", "Piper: It's no big deal, let's go.", "Phoebe: That's horrible.", "Piper: We're goin'.", "[Scene: Magic School. Paige is standing in the centre of the room surrounded by students and is facing three Elders.]", "Elder #1: This is a losing battle. Magic School was a noble experiment. But I'm afraid it's run its course.", "Paige: Well, what about these kids? Where are they going to go? Where are they gonna learn how to develop their magic?", "Elder #2: Where did you learn to develop yours?", "Paige: I learned from my sisters and they did from their mother and their grandmother. But not everybody has that. What these kids need... (Paige is hit with a spit ball.) What these kids need is guidance.", "Elder #1: The point remains that with Gideon no longer around, the safety of this institution, both to the students and to the outside world can no longer be guaranteed.", "Paige: I can guarantee it. (He gives her a look.) I mean, I can try to guarantee it. You see, I fight demons on a weekly basis and I think that more than qualifies me to be able to deal with some magical students. (A student sitting near a statue of Cupid, wiggles his finger and Cupid's arrow flies through the air, passes the Elders and hits a wooden crate.) Like I said, they need some guidance.", "Student #1: She can guide me any day.", "Duncan: Check it out, I just cast an awesome spell.", "(Duncan has a book open to a page and the page glows.)", "Paige: These kids are special.", "(It shoots out a gold light and a grey light which forms into Lady Godiva on a horse and an invisible Lord Dyson.)", "Students: Whoa!", "Student #2: Naked woman!", "(All the male students race over and surround Lady Godiva.)", "Opening Credits", "[Scene: Magic School. Continued from before. All the guys are trying to get to Lady Godiva. Duncan turns to Paige.]", "Dunca: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to conjure her, I swear it was an accident.", "Paige: It's okay, Duncan, I know you didn't mean to. It's okay, just tell me what happened, fast.", "Duncan: I don't know, I-I was just bored, you know, messing around, flipping through the history book and then poof! Out popped Lady Godiva.", "Paige: That's Lady Godiva. That is so cool. I mean, it's not cool. But that's okay, you just send her back and everything will be fine.", "Duncan: Well, that's the thing, I don't know how to send her back. I only know how to conjure.", "Paige: Okay, that is bad. I mean, not that you're bad. It's just a bad situation, you know what I mean? But I know you didn't mean it, so you're not really bad. It's okay, it's okay. Uh, we'll fix it. I hope. (Lady Godiva gets off the horse and grabs a robe from near by and covers herself up. Paige pulls a robe off a teacher.) I need to borrow this. I'll have it dry cleaned.", "Elder #1: Is that who I think it is?", "Paige: Lady Godiva. Pretty impressive use of magic, huh?", "Elder #1: Don't you know how dangerous it is to mess with history? If we don't find a way to send her back before anything happens to her.", "Paige: I'm all over it. (Paige rushes over to Lady Godiva and shoos the kids away.) That's it. Shoo! Get out of here. Get out with your raging hormones. Bye. Bye.", "(Paige wraps the robe around Lady Godiva.)", "Lady Godiva: What happened? Where am I? What is this place?", "Paige: It's okay, you're safe. I'm gonna take you home, okay?", "[Cut to Duncan. He sits on a couch.]", "Simon: Well, well, well. That's one screwed up mess you made. Good job, Duncan. You scored big.", "Duncan: Shut up, Simon, leave me alone.", "Simon: Say goodbye to Magic School.", "(Simon walks away. Lord Dyson moves closer to Duncan.)", "Lord Dyson: Such intense frustration all pent up. Let me help you let it out.", "(Lord Dyson holds his hand up to Duncan's head and a reddish cloud is pulled from his head and is sucked into Lord Dyson's hand.)", "Simon: Pack your bags, boys. Duncan just got us evicted.", "(Duncan goes over to Simon and punches him in the face.)", "Duncan: Son of a bitch, leave me alone! Stop picking on me!", "Elder #2: Hey! Break it up!", "(Duncan hits Simon again. A teacher pulls him away and takes him down the hall.)", "Lord Dyson: Interesting. (The Elder helps Simon up.) I have a very good feeling about this.", "[Scene: Manor. Foyer. Phoebe helps Piper get the stroller through the front door.]", "Phoebe: Piper, I can't believe you of all people are against this. We have to do something.", "Piper: Shh. You are not writing a letter to Ask Phoebe about my breast. Leo!", "Phoebe: You're the one that said I needed a cause.", "Piper: Shh! Yeah, so you could keep your mind off of the column, not write a letter to it.", "Phoebe: How am I supposed to keep my mind off of the column when he's about to blow my cover, maybe even my career.", "Piper: Okay, you're obsessing. (They walk into the kitchen.) Leo! You're late!", "Phoebe: Well, I don't know what you're worried about, it's not like he's gonna pick the letter anyway, it's way too feminine.", "Piper: I'm worried because somehow I know you're gonna find a way to make him pick it.", "Phoebe: So what? Then we hit two Neanderthals with one stone. I can not believe you're not supporting me in this.", "Piper: What is there to support? Phoebe, it's already a law.", "Phoebe: So let's sue the manager.", "Piper: I don't have time to sue the manager. I have other things to worry about like work.", "Phoebe: Yeah, I'm on sabbatical, I don't have to worry about that. I'm lost.", "Piper: For crying out loud, Leo! (Paige orbs in with Lady Godiva.) That's not Leo.", "Paige: Hey, guys. Book still upstairs?", "(Paige and Lady Godiva start to leave.)", "Phoebe: Wait a minute.", "Piper: Hold it.", "Phoebe: What happened?", "Paige: Well, uh, this is Godiva. Say hello.", "Piper: Godiva?", "Paige: As in, um, Lady Godiva. In the flesh so to speak.", "Lady Godiva: Are they witches too?", "Paige: Yeah. See, the meeting kind of went long, got a little boring and the kids, they grew restless and...", "Phoebe: So they conjured a sx object?", "Lady Godiva: I am no sx object. I was riding through town in my natural state to protest my husband's unjust taxes.", "(The toast pops up in the toaster and Lady Godiva gasps.)", "Piper: Uh, wait. Riding? As in plucked out in the middle of? Paige, she has to finish that ride, or else it could change...", "(Lady Godiva walks over to the toaster.)", "Paige: Yeah, history as we know it. I got it. But even worse, if I don't send her back soon, I'm pretty sure the Elders are gonna shut down magic school.", "Piper: I don't think that's worse than changing the course of history. (Lady Godiva turns on the blender and squeals. Piper runs over to her.) Okay, okay, okay. (She turns the blender off. Lady Godiva rushes back over to Paige and hides behind her.) On the other hand, how much history could a naked lady on horseback really effect?", "Lady Godiva: Excuse me, my ride is important.", "Piper: Okay.", "Paige: Even so, we need to find a spell to send you back.", "(Paige and Lady Godiva leave the kitchen.)", "Piper: See what I mean? We have bigger naked breasts to worry about.", "Phoebe: Paige has her naked breasts to worry about, I've got yours.", "Piper: Leo!", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. Leo is holding a demon up against the cave walls with beams of electricity which are streaming out of his hands. Piper and the kids orb in. Leo stops and turns around. The demon drops to the ground.]", "Leo: Piper.", "Piper: Sorry to interrupt but I'm late for work. So Wyatt's been fed, Chris has had his early nap, and, um, they're just very excited to see you.", "Leo: Now's not really a good time.", "Piper: Well, you know, but when is a good time? Sometimes we just have to make the time.", "Leo: Which I will do once I've taken care of any threats towards them.", "Piper: Oh, but don't be ridiculous. You can't vanquish every threat. Besides, even if you did, it doesn't change the fact that...", "Leo: I killed another Elder?", "Piper: Yeah, but it wasn't your fault.", "Leo: It doesn't change the facts.", "Piper: The fact is the boys need a father. And that's really all that matters, and I can't understand why you're focusing on all this bad stuff when you have some good stuff in your life. (The demon groans and Piper covers Wyatt's eyes. Bolts of electricity out of Leo's hands hits the demon and vanquishes him.) Uh, hi. Could you please not do that around the children?", "Leo: You brought them here.", "Piper: Actually, no, you're son brought us here.", "Leo: Look Piper, the word is there's a Scouter Demon in the swamp, and if I don't go there...", "Piper: If I don't spend some time at P3, we will lose our only source of income.", "Leo: I can't do this, you know.", "Piper: Yes, you can. Just make sure you burp Chris and you will be fine. Now I gotta go, so... help me out.", "(Leo waves his hand and Piper orbs out.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Phoebe walks into her office holding a pink envelope. She walks over to the desk. Les walks in and she hides the envelope behind her back.]", "Les: Phoebe.", "Phoebe: Hi.", "Les: What are you doing here?", "Phoebe: I-I came to look for my favourite pen. I know I left it in here somewhere and I can't seem to write a thing without it.", "Les: Well, I dumped all your stuff in this bottom cabinet here.", "Phoebe: Oh, you dumped?", "(He walks over to the cabinet and looks through it. While his back is turned, Phoebe puts the letter in his in-tray.)", "Les: What does it look like?", "Phoebe: Uh, it's a fountain pen. Nothing really special. Hey, uh, since I'm here, maybe I can help with stuff.", "Les: Help?", "Phoebe: Yeah, you know, maybe help pick tomorrow's letter or something.", "Les: I thought you were on sabbatical.", "Phoebe: Still my column.", "Les: Having a little trouble letting go, I see.", "Phoebe: No, I'm not having trouble letting go. I just came here to find my pen.", "Les: Give it a couple of weeks. You won't even notice.", "Phoebe: Yeah, I'm afraid my readers are already noticing.", "Les: That you can't find your pen?", "Phoebe: That I'm a man. I mean, that-that you're a man when you're supposed to be a woman. And you're not very good at picking the letters. You only pick problems that you can solve.", "Les: You know, for someone taking a break, you sure have given this a lot of thought.", "Phoebe: No, I'm just saying, you know, that-that... I mean, the point... What was I saying?", "Les: Something to do with \"me Tarzan, you Jane\".", "Phoebe: Yeah, cute, very cute. Let's see. (She picks up the red letter off the top of the in-tray pile.) What's this one? Oh, this looks like a great one. \"Breast feeding in Bayshore.\" What do you say?", "Les: Breast feeding? (He takes the letter.) Seems a little causey, don't you think?", "Phoebe: Out of your league?", "Les: No, I like breasts. I just don't feel the need to give any advice on them, that's all.", "Phoebe: Yeah, like I said. You're not good at picking letters. So if you find my pen, please call me.", "(She leaves the office.)", "[Scene Magic School. Paige and Lady Godiva are there. Paige flips through a history book.]", "Paige: Okay. Queen Elizabeth, Catherine the Great, Joan of Arc... ah, Lady Godiva. Good thing you have long hair.", "Lady Godiva: I'm in the history books?", "Paige: Yes. And if I can keep anything from happening to you before I send you back, you'll remain there. (Lady Godiva looks at the illustration in the book. She sees Lord Dyson standing beside the horse.) What's wrong?", "Lady Godiva: Lord Dyson.", "Paige: Is that your husband?", "Lady Godiva: No. An evil land baron who feeds on the pain of peasants, suppresses them for his own gain. He's the weasel who convinced my husband to tax them.", "Paige: Were you scared doing what you did? I mean, that was what, about a thousand years before women received equal rights.", "Lady Godiva: It was the right thing to do. It was the only way to make my husband see that I was serious about my stand, to shock him.", "Paige: And history too, apparently. Okay, mount up.", "(Lady Godiva walks towards her horse. She stops.)", "Lady Godiva: Will it be painful?", "Paige: No, it's magic. You won't feel a thing.", "Lady Godiva: Magic. I didn't think it really existed.", "Paige: Oh, it exists. It's just something that's hidden, you can't see it. I see not a lot of things have changed. (Lady Godiva gets on the horse.) Uh, robe?", "Lady Godiva: Oh! I almost forgot. (She takes off the robe and throws it to Paige.) Good luck, saving all this.", "Paige: Thanks. Good luck on your ride. \"From lands afar in time and space, take her now from this our place, one that dwells so must remain, send her back to her domain.\"", "(Nothing happens.)", "Lady Godiva: What's wrong?", "Paige: I don't know, should've worked. (They hear a crash from the other room.) Stay here. (Paige runs into the great hall. People are fighting with each other. Elder #1 helps a woman up.) What happened?", "Elder #1: You tell me. You were the one who said you could control these students.", "Paige: Okay, well, I don't see how conjuring Lady Godiva could've caused all of this.", "Elder #1: Unless she wasn't the only thing conjured.", "(A student telekinetically sends another student flying through the air.)", "Paige: Boxes! (A pile of boxes orbs under the student just as he falls, making a soft landing.) Well, at least this shows how much kids need help learning to control their magic.", "Elder #1: This is a disaster. A complete utter disaster!", "(Lord Dyson walks up to the Elder.)", "Lord Dyson: By all means, don't repress yourself. (He sucks the Elder's repression and becomes visible.) To be whole again.", "Paige: Who the hell are you?", "Elder #1: I've had it with you and your stupid ideas.", "(Lightning shoots out of his hand and hits Paige on the shoulder, knocking her down.)", "Lord Dyson: So much repression to feed on.", "(Lady Godiva walks in.)", "Lady Godiva: You.", "Lord Dyson: My lady.", "(He creates an energy ball.)", "Paige: Watch out!", "(Lord Dyson throws the energy ball at Lady Godiva but it fizzles out before it reaches her.)", "Lord Dyson: No matter. I'll just collect more power and then I'll be back.", "(He shimmers out.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Living room. Piper, Phoebe, Paige and Lady Godiva are there. Piper is dabbing Paige's wound.]", "Paige: It's okay, it's just a graze.", "Phoebe: I still can't believe an Elder attacked you.", "Paige: I know, they're supposed to be pacifists, right?", "Piper: Have you seen Leo lately? Speaking of which. Leo!", "Paige: He's a little mad at me and I can't say I blame him. I did kind of mess things up.", "Phoebe: Well, that doesn't explain why he tried to kill you.", "Lady Godiva: Pardon me.", "Paige: I think the demon did something to the Elder, got him to free up his repressed anger somehow.", "Phoebe: Oh, probably wasn't breast fed as a child.", "Piper: Phoebe.", "Phoebe: What?", "Paige: Well, either way, we wouldn't even be in this situation, this demon wouldn't even be here if I hadn't have had the great stroke of genius to try to save school.", "Phoebe: So why do you think he tried to kill her?", "Lady Godiva: If I could just...", "Paige: Maybe he knew what I didn't know. Which is that since they came together, they have to leave together.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but why wouldn't he want to go back?", "Lady Godiva: If you would just listen to me.", "(She removes the robe she was wearing. Piper, Phoebe and Paige look away.)", "Phoebe: Oh!", "Piper: Wow!", "Lady Godiva: Which is apparently still the only way I can get anybody to listen to me.", "Piper: Woman, keep your clothes on, this is a family show. Really.", "(Lady Godiva covers herself up with the robe.)", "Lady Godiva: I know that man, or demon as you call him. It's Lord Dyson.", "Paige: The land baron?", "Lady Godiva: Except in my time he was different. Smaller, weaker.", "Piper: Okay, so how did he get stronger?", "(The doorbell rings. Lady Godiva looks around.)", "Paige: It's okay, doorbell, newfangled contraption.", "(Phoebe looks through the window.)", "Phoebe: Oh my god, oh my god, it's Leslie.", "Piper: Don't answer it.", "Phoebe: What if it's about my letter?", "Piper: Forget the stupid letter.", "Phoebe: Oh, what, can everyone have a cause but me?", "Piper: Yes. Upstairs, upstairs.", "(Phoebe goes to the front door and opens it.)", "Phoebe: Leslie, hey, what a surprise.", "Leslie: I brought you a peace offering.", "(He hands her a purple feather pen. He sees Piper, Paige and Lady Godiva race up the stairs.)", "Phoebe: Those are my sisters.", "Leslie: I thought you just had two.", "Phoebe: Yeah, the other one is a cousin, distant cousin... twice removed. Come in, come in. (Les walks in and they stand in the foyer.) So you drove all the way over here just to give me this lovely pen?", "Les: Well, it's your pen, isn't it?", "Phoebe: You know this is not my pen.", "Les: You're right. I bought that from a street vendor on my way over. Just looking for an excuse. You have a nice place. The paper pays you better than I thought.", "Phoebe: So what are you really doing here?", "Les: I thought you might like a chance to apologise.", "Phoebe: Oh? For what?", "Les: For trying to slip that breast feeding letter past me.", "Phoebe: What?", "Les: Look, I know you wrote it. I recognise your handwriting, Phoebe. I've studied all your work.", "Phoebe: You have?", "Les: Yeah, how else am I gonna get away with ghost writing a column for you.", "Phoebe: Yeah, see that's the problem. I actually don't think you're getting away with it.", "Les: Because I'm a man.", "Phoebe: No, because you pick letters a man would pick.", "Les: Ask Phoebe wouldn't pick a breast feeding letter.", "Phoebe: Oh, no?", "Les: No. Because it's a cause and she doesn't do causes.", "Phoebe: I know what kind of letters I pick.", "Les: Oh, yeah? Then why are you taking a sabbatical? Look, I'm sorry, it's just, the only reason I took this gig is because I'm a huge fan of yours. I mean of your column. I just want to do the best job I can, but see the thing is I can't really do that with you looking over my shoulder all the time. Alright?", "Phoebe: Alright.", "Les: Alright.", "[Cut to the attic. Piper is looking through a history book and Paige is looking through the Book of Shadows.]", "Lady Godiva: Would it be cheating too much if I peeked ahead to see what becomes of me?", "Piper: Well, seeing as you're probably not going to remember any of this, I don't see why not.", "Paige: Closest thing I can find is a demon who feeds off anger but you already got him. (She slams the book shut.) Ow. Remember when Leo used to come when you call him?", "Piper: Mm-hm. Says here your Lord Dyson mysteriously disappeared the day you rode through town.", "Paige: Well, I doubt that's just a coincidence.", "Lady Godiva: And the tax was repealed, which means I accomplished my goal.", "Piper: No offence, lady, but you drop your trousers, liberation for all and suddenly your demon vanishes off the face of the earth for all of eternity. Isn't that a little far fetched?", "Paige: No. Not if the demon feeds off of repressions. Maybe that's how he gains his strength.", "Piper: Well, then that would make the reverse true as well. Your ride starved him into oblivion. (Leo orbs in with the kids.) Please tell me you weren't vanquishing demons with the children.", "Leo: Chris was fussy. It calmed him.", "Piper: Oh. Really.", "Leo: Is that Lady...", "Piper: Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little healing, a little healing. (Leo walks over to Paige.) And then we need you to find out what they know about some sort of repressor demon.", "Leo: You want me to go up there?", "Piper: Don't worry, I'll get the Elfin nanny to watch the kids.", "Leo: That's not what I was worried about.", "Paige: Uh, hello? Heal, ouch, hurt. Focus.", "(He heals her shoulder.)", "Piper: I think it wouldn't hurt to have a little chat with the Elders to see what they think about the demon.", "Leo: What if they know about...", "Piper: I think if they knew, we would know by now.", "Lady Godiva: Are they talking about Lord Dyson?", "Paige: No, they're talking about something that Leo did that they don't want me to know about.", "Piper: Just go. (Leo orbs out.) Let's find out what we can about this repressor demon before it starts to feed off our repressions. Shall we?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Street. Lord Dyson is walking down the street.]", "Lord Dyson: So, this is the land of the free, hey? (He sees a man and a woman arguing.) Oh, infuriating, isn't it? Well, don't hold back. Let it out. (He holds out his hand a pulls the repression out of the woman. She punches the man in the face.) Such a plethora of repression, it's hard to choose. Who's next? Who's next? I love this century! (A police car speeds around the corner. Lord Dyson throws an energy ball at it and it blows up.) More. I need more. Who's still out there holding it in.", "[Scene: Top of Golden Gate Bridge. Leo is waiting there. A female Elder orbs in.]", "Female Elder: Sorry to have kept you waiting.", "Leo: Why'd we have to meet here? Why couldn't we meet up there?", "Female Elder: You didn't here? An Elder's gone missing, Leo. Perhaps killed. We can't be too careful.", "Leo: You think I did it?", "Female Elder: You killed Gideon.", "Leo: He tried to kill my son. I was protecting my family.", "Female Elder: We understand. But this is different. The Elder was Zola, Leo. And we understand that he was trying to reach out to you when he disappeared. We are your family, Leo, you are one of us.", "Leo: I don't know that I am anymore. Everything's changed.", "Female Elder: Just because of what Gideon did? Leo, good is not perfect, sometimes it messes up. But that doesn't mean it isn't still good, and we are.", "Leo: Are we?", "Female Elder: Listen to me, Leo. We have sensed a great and new threat gathering, one which will take everything we've got to fight. And we need you for that. We're gonna need everyone.", "Leo: You know what I need? I need information on a demon that feeds on repression. Can you help me out or not?", "Female Elder: I'll see what I can do. Think about what I've said.", "(She orbs out. The ghostly creature floats past Leo.)", "Ghostly Creature: You can't trust her. You can't trust any of them anymore.", "Leo: Why are you doing this to me? Who are you?", "[Scene: Magic School. Piper and Paige are there.]", "Paige: I can't believe how empty this place is without students.", "Piper: Yeah, well, I'm hoping you'll find a way to save it after all this. Especially for your nephew's sake.", "Paige: Thanks, no pressure.", "(They walk into a room where Phoebe and Lady Godiva are. Phoebe is lighting candles and Lady Godiva is sitting on her horse.]", "Piper: Ready to summon?", "Phoebe: Yep. All ready to go.", "Paige: I still think we should wait for Leo and find out what he knows about the demon.", "Piper: No, it doesn't matter. After we send him back, history will take care of them. (to Lady Godiva) As long as you finish your ride.", "Lady Godiva: Promise. And thank you, for giving me a glimpse of what's to come.", "Phoebe: Thank you, for showing us you're more than a box of chocolates.", "Lady Godiva: I'm sorry?", "Piper: Never mind. Okay, here we go. \"We look to find the evil set free, bring this demon before us three.\" (Lord Dyson appears.) Hi, there.", "(Piper tries to blow him up.)", "Phoebe: Uh, why didn't he explode?", "Piper: Chanting, chanting.", "Paige: Uh, okay, okay, okay. \"From lands afar in time and space, take them now from this our place, two that dwell so must remain, send them back to their domain.\" (Lady Godiva and Lord Dyson disappear.) It worked. (The candles blow out and lights go off, leaving the room pitch black.) Uh-oh, that's not good.", "(Piper lights a candle.)", "Piper: Well, at least they're gone.", "Phoebe: Great. Will you guys drop me off at the office on your orb home?", "Paige: I thought you weren't looking over Leslie's shoulders anymore.", "Phoebe: Well, I'm not. But first I have to get him to pick my letter.", "Piper: Orbing.", "(They orb out.)", "[Cut to The Bay Mirror. Hallway. The girls orb in.]", "Phoebe: Okay, thanks. Meet you guys at home. (Phoebe opens the door and sees the women dressed in long black clothes with kerchiefs over their hair.) Looks like everyone took Elise's sexual harassment memo literally.", "(Les walks out of the office wearing a suit.)", "Les: Phoebe? What are you doing here? What are you wearing? Who's watching our children? Why aren't you at home with them?", "Phoebe: Excuse me?", "Piper: Come on.", "(Piper and Paige pull Phoebe back into the hallway.)", "Phoebe: Okay, what the hell is going on?", "(Piper sees a large poster on the wall with Leslie's picture on it. It reads \"Ask Leslie - He'll tell you how to handle your women\".)", "Piper: I think I know.", "Paige: Oh, I told you we should've waited for Leo.", "Piper: Shut up.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Street. Piper, Phoebe and Paige are walking down it.]", "Phoebe: It's not so bad if you like grey.", "Piper: I don't understand how everything changed so much.", "Paige: Well, we sent the demon back stronger than when he came. Strong enough to kill Lady Godiva.", "Phoebe: Still, it's hard to believe her ride affected just everything. Look at this.", "Piper: Apparently it had an impact on us women because it sent us back like a thousand years or so.", "Phoebe: We have to fix this.", "Piper: Oh, no. I left Wyatt and Chris with the Elfin nanny before...", "Phoebe: That's okay. They're boys. They're probably being treated like royalty right now. Hey, why didn't we change?", "Paige: Probably because we were at Magic School and protected? (People near by stare at the girls.) Okay, guys, uh, I think we're attracting a little too much attention out here. What say we orb back to the Book of Shadows.", "Phoebe: No, I don't want to go back home.", "Piper: Why?", "Phoebe: Did you hear what Leslie said?", "Paige: Well, we can't stay out here, we're attracting too much attention.", "Piper: Yeah, and we wouldn't want to be flogged. (They look up at a sign that reads \"Women who talk in public will be flogged\".) So much for your breast feeding campaign.", "Phoebe: Cute.", "(A man on a horse rides over to them.)", "Man: Hey.", "[Time lapse. Piper, Phoebe and Paige are locked in a jail cell.]", "Guard: Every peep out of you adds an extra flogging to your sentence.", "(He walks away.)", "Phoebe: What is flogging, exactly?", "Paige: I don't know. But how about we orb out of here so we don't have to find out.", "Piper: Where are we gonna go? We still have to fix this somehow.", "Guard: That's two extra floggings each!", "Piper: Okay. Look, we need to figure out something 'cause I need to feed someone, soon.", "Paige: What if Lady Godiva's still alive?", "Phoebe: Oh, Paige, I know you're upset, we all are. But we can't bring her back to life.", "Paige: No, no, no. Why can't we conjure her? That way she'd still be alive and her ride would still be ahead of her.", "Piper: I don't know how that's gonna get us back to our world.", "Paige: Maybe it will if she can finish her ride.", "Phoebe: We'd have to vanquish the demon first this time.", "Paige: We can do that. We just have to get out of here.", "Piper: (whispers) Leo.", "Phoebe: Oh. What if he's different in this world too?", "Piper: That's a mighty fine question. Leo!", "(Leo orbs in wearing a suit.)", "Leo: What are you guys doing here? What are you wearing?", "Piper: Uh, look, we're kind of in a hurry, so cliff notes version. Demon killed Lady Godiva which changed history, we gotta fix it, so are you with me or what?", "Leo: Lady Godiva?", "Phoebe: Yeah, she probably doesn't mean much to you, but apparently she means a lot to us.", "Paige: Duncan. We're gonna need Duncan to conjure her. Leo, can you take me to Magic School?", "Leo: Magic School? Magic School's been shut for years. Everyone's in hiding here, even demons. No one dare uses magic.", "Phoebe: Talk about repressed.", "Paige: Okay, but magic still exists, which means this kid Duncan has to be somewhere, right?", "[Cut to an alley. A dozen kids or so are there playing games and making potions using their magic. Paige and Leo orb in.]", "Leo: They've got no place else to go. We keep them here for their own safety.", "(Paige sees Duncan standing in a corner by himself.)", "Paige: Okay, go back to Phoebe and Piper, help them find the history book, we're gonna need it. Don't ask, it'll just give you a headache. (Leo orbs out. Paige walks over to Duncan.) Duncan?", "Duncan: Nobody by that name here.", "Paige: Uh, yeah, well, I don't have time to play games.", "Duncan: Yeah, neither do I, so if you're thinking of jackin' my stash, don't.", "(She takes a plastic bag from him.)", "Paige: Murdock root? This is your stash?", "(Duncan grabs Paige and pushes her against a fence.)", "Duncan: Lady, I'm warning you. Back off, understand? (Paige orbs out and orbs back in behind him.) You one of them freedom fighters?", "Paige: I don't know about that, but I would like to free you from this life you've got going here. I just need the conjuring spell.", "Duncan: Are you trying to get me hanged? Just because these guys are getting away with some piss-ass magic, doesn't mean we're not being watched.", "Paige: Look, I come from a world where good magic isn't wasted. And it can be that way again, I just need your conjuring spell.", "Duncan: You are one of the do-gooders always spewing that crap.", "Paige: No, this is crap, okay? Because I know you had dreams and I know you have hopes and you're just suppressing them.", "Duncan: But you think I'm scared of my dreams, don't you? No, because I'm not.", "Paige: You have a choice. You can either step up and be a man or you can crawl back into your little rat hole. It's up to you.", "[Scene: Magic School. Piper, Phoebe and Leo are there. Piper and Phoebe are looking through the history book while Leo lights candles around the room.]", "Phoebe: No Joan of Arc, no Catherine the Great, none of them are in here.", "Piper: Keep looking.", "Phoebe: It's pretty amazing this world is so much more repressed, and yet Leo seems freer.", "Piper: Yeah, I almost forgot what he was like.", "(Paige orbs in.)", "Paige: Okay, I got the spell. Did you find Godiva?", "Phoebe: Yep, right here. But talk about your fine print.", "Paige: Doesn't matter, as long as she's in there.", "Leo: So wait, I don't understand. If you return her back to just before she was killed, history will reverse itself?", "Paige: I warned you about the headache thing, right? Okay, so as soon as we get them here, you blast Dyson, then we send her back right away.", "Phoebe: I thought we had to send them back together?", "Paige: I'm hoping no. Not if Dyson doesn't exist anymore.", "Piper: But first we gotta make sure we're okay. There's no buried resentments that a hungry demon could feed off of? Phoebe?", "Phoebe: No, I'm fine. As long as Leslie's not in the room, I'm fine. You?", "Piper: No, I'm good. I pretty much tell you guys when I'm pissed off.", "Phoebe: That's a good point. Paige?", "Paige: Sometimes I feel repressed being the little sister.", "Piper: What, you want to be the oldest sister? Come on now, get over it.", "Paige: Okay, I'm over it. \"Where royals once lived, so did she, bring forth the naked lady, from the eleventh century.\" (The illustration in the book glows and Lady Godiva and Lord Dyson appear in the room. The whole room glows as the world returns to normal.) That's more like it.", "(Paige rushes over to Lady Godiva and hands her a robe.)", "Lady Godiva: Paige. I thought you were sending me back?", "Paige: Change of plans.", "Lord Dyson: Perhaps I need a little more power.", "(He tries to suck the repression out of Phoebe and Paige but nothing happens.)", "Phoebe: Nice try.", "(He succeeds in sucking repression out of Piper.)", "Paige: Piper?", "Lord Dyson: So much bottled up anger.", "Piper; (to Leo) You know what? Enough with your moping. The Elders screwed you? What about me?", "Phoebe: Piper, what are you doing?", "Piper: I am not going to raise two little boys all on my own because you're too busy feeling sorry for yourself. Alright? So get over it. Seriously.", "Lord Dyson: Now, where was I?", "(He throws an energy ball towards Lady Godiva.)", "Paige: Energy ball. (The energy ball reflects back to Lord Dyson hitting him in the chest. He stumbles backwards.) Ooh, that's not good.", "(Piper blows up Leo over and over and he continues to orb back in.)", "Leo: Piper, enough. Stop.", "Phoebe: Okay, you get Piper, I'll get him.", "(Phoebe kicks Lord Dyson in the chest. Paige goes over to Piper and grabs her arm.)", "Paige: Piper, snap out of it. It's the demon doing this to you, not Leo.", "(Lord Dyson creates an energy ball.)", "Piper: No!", "(She goes to blow him up but he shimmers out.)", "Phoebe: Piper.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Piper, Phoebe and Paige walk into the conservatory where Leo and Lady Godiva are.]", "Piper: How am I supposed to know I'm so repressed?", "Paige: You couldn't tell?", "Piper: I'm a working single mother of two kids. I barely have time to brush my teeth, let alone self reflection.", "Phoebe: Well, maybe you should make time.", "Leo: Nothing that needed healing. She's just a little shaken up.", "Phoebe: I bet she is.", "Paige: Well, guys, we'd better come up with a plan because Lord Dyson is out there getting stronger as we speak. Thanks to Piper.", "Piper: Alright.", "Paige: Look, all we're saying is that when he comes back...", "Phoebe: And he will.", "Paige: He might be too strong to stop. Especially if he taps into Leo's repressed rage.", "Lady Godiva: I'm not going to be able to finish my ride, am I?", "(Lord Dyson shimmers in.)", "Lord Dyson: No, you're not.", "(Leo pulls Lady Godiva out of the way as Lord Dyson throws an energy ball towards them. Piper tries to blow him up. He stumbles backwards.)", "Piper: Orb her out of here.", "Paige: No, she won't stand a chance. He'll feed off Leo.", "(Lord Dyson throws another energy ball and Piper blows it up in mid-air.)", "Piper: Just get her out of here. We'll think of something.", "(Paige orbs out with Lady Godiva. Piper and Phoebe run up the stairs.)", "Phoebe: We'll think of something? That's the best you can do?", "(Leo runs up the stairs after them. Lord Dyson throws an energy ball and it hits the stairs railing. Leo stops and shoots lightning bolts at Lord Dyson, but misses. He runs up the stairs.)", "[Cut to the hallway.]", "Piper: I'm officially open to other ideas.", "Phoebe: Okay, maybe we should let him get to Leo. Maybe a little overdose.", "Piper: Or become unstoppable.", "Phoebe: He already is that.", "(Leo joins them.)", "Leo: Okay, I am orbing you guys out of here.", "Piper: No, actually, you're gonna let him feed on you. See ya.", "Phoebe: Good luck, man.", "Leo: What?", "(Piper and Phoebe hide in a room. Lord Dyson walks into the hallway.)", "Lord Dyson: Let's see what you've been hiding from me. Oh, there's so much. So ready to come out. Let it out, let it all out.", "(He sucks Leo's repression.)", "Leo: You demons have it so easy. No morality to worry about, no attachments, no one to lose.", "Piper: (from bedroom) Yeah, you tell him, Leo.", "Leo: When you kill, you feel nothing!", "(Lord Dyson can't handle the repression. He yells and explodes, destroying the furniture around him. Piper and Phoebe come out of the room.)", "Piper: How you doing? Feels good to get rid of all that stuff, huh?", "(Paige and Lady Godiva walk into the hallway.)", "Paige: You did it. You vanquished him.", "Phoebe: Thanks to Leo.", "Lady Godiva: Finally, I'm free!", "(She drops the robe she was wearing to the floor.)", "Piper: Yes, you are.", "(Piper turns Leo's head.)", "[Scene: Magic School. Paige, Lady Godiva and Duncan are there. Lady Godiva is sitting on her horse waiting to go back.]", "Duncan: Me? Why don't you send her back. I don't want to use magic anymore.", "Paige: You can't stop using your magic anymore than you can stop breathing, Duncan.", "Duncan: Well, I don't want to be that way anymore.", "Paige: You don't have a choice. None of us do. Look, you messed up. Big deal. That's what you're here for, to learn, to gain control over your powers. You have to show that you can fix this for all our sakes.", "Duncan: What if they're watching?", "(He looks up.)", "Paige: I hope they're watching. You can do this.", "(He turns to Lady Godiva.)", "Duncan: So, uh, you ready to go back?", "Lady Godiva: I can't wait.", "(She takes off the robe and Duncan stares.)", "Paige: Duncan, the spell?", "Duncan: Oh, right. Right. \"A time for everything and everything in place, return what's been moved through time and space.\"", "(Lady Godiva glows and returns to the history book.)", "Paige: I knew you could do it. (Elder #1 orbs in.) I got this one.", "Elder #1: You can't help yourself, can you Paige? You just can't leave well enough alone.", "Paige: If well enough alone means shutting down Magic School, then no, no I can't. If you don't give these amazing kids a place to go and express themselves, then you are going to be crushing their spirits and relegating them to hiding in caves and alley ways and abusing magic because they have nowhere else to turn.", "Elder #1: I think you've made your point.", "Paige: So...", "Elder #1: So we won't shut it down.", "Paige: What?", "Elder #1: As long as you can prove that you can keep running it.", "Paige: Me? Oh, no, no, no, not, no. I'll find someone.", "(He orbs out.)", "Duncan: You can do this.", "[Scene: Outside Cafe. Piper meets up with Paige.]", "Piper: Hey. This better be good. I was just in the middle of putting Wyatt down for a nap.", "Paige: Yeah, it looks like our Lady Godiva has quite an impact on our Phoebe's cause.", "(Piper looks to see Phoebe riding a horse naked down the street towards the cafe. Everyone stops and stares. The manager comes out of the cafe.)", "Phoebe: This man is still living in the eleventh century. He wants women to be barefoot and pregnant and stay at home. He thinks we should be ashamed of breast feeding, the most natural thing in the world. Well, shame on him. I'm not ashamed and neither should you be. (The people cheer.) And it's a shame that women have to take off their clothes to be heard. We shouldn't have to be exploited like this. Right?", "Everyone: Right!", "(The waiter takes down the \"Management has the right to refuse service to anyone\" sign.)", "Waiter: There. Are you satisfied now?", "(Everyone cheers.)", "[Cut to The Bay Mirror. Phoebe/Les's office. Les is looking out the window watching the whole thing. He sits down and picks up Phoebe's letter. He reads it and starts typing on his computer.]" ]	Charmed	07x02	The Bare Witch Project	SpicyAlejandra
Charmed_07x06.json	[ "The Elders' suspicion of Leo causes them to assign a new Whitelighter to the Charmed Ones. However, when the new Whitelighter is nearly killed by beasts, the Elders blame the attack on Leo. Trying to prove Leo's innocence, Piper, Phoebe, and Paige discover that the beasts are actually themselves, transformed by the blue moon. Kyle tells Paige his story in reference to the new power. And the sisters, after seeing the floating heads themselves, believe that Leo is not so crazy after all." ]	[ "[Scene: Manor. Dining room. Paige is sitting at the table. The table is covered with drinks, cookies, chips and other snacks. Phoebe walks in holding a hot water bottle against her tummy.]", "Phoebe: Ooh. Any idea what this meeting's all about?", "(Phoebe sits at the table.)", "Paige: Oh, probably something to do with the kids.", "Phoebe: Why, did something happen?", "Paige: Oh, I'm sure they've gotten kidnapped by the latest demon or something.", "Phoebe: Paige, that is so not funny.", "Paige: You get so emotional when you're PMS-ed.", "Phoebe: And you get mean.", "Paige: I do not get mean. I'm above it all. Nothing happens to me.", "(Piper walks in.)", "Piper: All righty then!", "(Paige is startled and orbs out and back in.)", "Phoebe: Oh, right, nothing happens to you. You're above it all.", "Paige: Fine, I get a little jumpy.", "Piper: And I get a little pissy, so watch it.", "Phoebe, Paige: We know.", "Paige: The good news is we all get over it at the same time.", "Piper: As long as we don't kill each other in the process, which brings me to what we need to talk about.", "Paige: Ah, that sounds serious. That calls for ice cream with three spoons.", "(Ice cream orbs in in front of Paige.)", "Phoebe: Ah-ah-ah! Personal gain.", "Paige: I know, but screw it, it's too good.", "(Paige puts a spoonful of ice cream in her mouth.)", "Piper: Anyway, I've been wanting to tell you guys something for a while. Um, I just didn't know how to say it.", "Phoebe: Oh, my god, are you pregnant again?", "Piper: No, this is not a good thing. Do you guys remember Zola, the Elder who disappeared?", "Paige: Yeah.", "Piper: Well, he didn't disappear. He was killed. Leo killed him.", "Phoebe: Leo killed him?", "Paige: Heh!", "Piper: It was an accident. He didn't mean to. I mean, he was tricked.", "Paige: You might want to tell that to Zola.", "(The light bulbs in the chandelier above the table smash.)", "Phoebe, Paige: Oh!", "(Piper storms into the kitchen. Phoebe and Paige follow.)", "Phoebe: Hey, hey, what was that?", "Piper: I was angry.", "Paige: Uh, yeah, but you blew it up without even looking at it.", "Piper: Well, our emotions are tied to our powers so apparently I'm feeling a little weird.", "Paige: Well, okay, but...", "Piper: I was just hoping for a little understanding, that's all.", "Phoebe: I know. We're sorry. It's just, we're not big fans of the Elders right now.", "Paige: I mean, plus it's not like Leo could really hurt anybody anyway. We don't believe that he could actually do that.", "Piper: Well, unfortunately the Elders don't think that way. And if they can prove that he did do it, they won't think he did it by accident.", "(Leo orbs in.)", "Leo: Sorry to interrupt, but I have to tell you something that you're probably not gonna like.", "Paige: Did you kill anybody else? I'm sorry.", "Leo: You told them?", "Piper: Well, I had to. It affects them too.", "Leo: More than you know. They want to assign you a new Whitelighter because of it.", "Phoebe: What?", "Leo: They're getting more suspicious about what happened. They want to make sure you're protected.", "Paige: Protected from what? You?", "Piper: They're out of their minds.", "Leo: Still, he's gonna be sent here tomorrow.", "Piper: Well, I hope I don't blow him up.", "Leo: Piper, you can't blow up a whitelighter.", "Phoebe: Why not? She blows you up all the time.", "Piper: Look, we have enough people orbing in and out of here on a daily basis and we don't need another.", "(The toaster blows up.)", "Leo: Got it.", "(He orbs out.)", "Phoebe: That was a great toaster.", "[Scene: Park. Danny, the new Whitelighter, is there meditating in the air. Leo orbs in.]", "Leo: You know, you probably shouldn't be doing that out in the open.", "Danny: Oh, please! Nobody's here. It's midnight. Besides, I would've sensed if anybody was coming.", "Leo: You didn't sense me.", "Danny: You're an Elder. Or at least you used to be.", "Leo: You know, I just here to tell you that maybe you don't want to go by the sisters' house tomorrow. Just a friendly warning.", "Danny: Oh, yeah? Did you warn Zola, too, before something happened to him? You see, the word's out, Leo. Nobody knows which side you're on anymore, which is precisely why I am going to the sisters tomorrow. It's a dream job for any Whitelighter. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to prepare myself.", "(Leo orbs out. Danny hears rustling in the bushes near by.)", "Danny: Leo?", "(Something growls. Then three black wolf-like creatures jump out of the bushes and attack Danny. Danny falls to the ground and screams as they maul him to death.)", "Opening Credits", "[Scene: Manor. Kitchen. The fire alarm beeps. Smoke is coming out of the oven. Piper and Leo walk in.]", "Piper: Oh, no. (She walks over to the oven.) Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That's the second batch. (She opens the oven and pulls out burned muffins.) Could you turn that thing off?", "Leo: Uh, I'll get the ladder.", "Piper: Oh, forget it.", "(She blows up the fire alarm.)", "Leo: Hey, what is going on with you guys?", "Piper: Witches with PMS. Look out. Great. Now not only am I exhausted but I'm starving.", "(Phoebe and Paige walk in.)", "Phoebe: Oh, I'll see your exhausting and starving and I raise you bloated. (She sees the burnt muffins.) Oh, no, no. That is so sad.", "Paige: Hey, no weeping. You promised.", "Leo: Have you guys seen the new Whitelighter yet?", "Paige: No, Leo. You probably scared him off.", "Leo: No, that's the thing. I didn't scare him off. He should've been here by now. I'll be right back.", "(Leo orbs out.)", "Piper: Better not be with that Whitelighter.", "Phoebe: Did anyone else have weird dreams last night?", "Piper: No, you?", "Phoebe: Yeah, and they were really violent and like painful.", "Paige: Hey, you wanna go somewhere with me?", "Phoebe: Where?", "Paige: I have to go over to Agent Brody's place and, uh, try to snoop around. Find out if he's a demon or not.", "Phoebe: You think he's a demon?", "Paige: No, I don't. But Piper does.", "Piper: I don't know what he is, but more importantly, we need to find out what he wants. We have enough to worry about around here without having to worry about him too. So can you go with Miss Jumpy here and make sure she doesn't orb out in front of him, just in case he is a Fed and nothing else?", "Paige: I can control myself.", "Phoebe: I can't go anyway. I have to go to work.", "Piper: I thought you weren't going back in for a couple of days.", "Phoebe: I'm not, but that's when Les leaves and I just -- I have this feeling that he's pulling away from me.", "Paige: Hey, maybe he's pulling away from you because he's, uh, I don't know, leaving.", "Phoebe: That might be true.", "Piper: Okay, would you please just be careful around Brody? And we'll talk about Leo moving in when I get back.", "(Piper leaves the kitchen.)", "[Scene: Magic School. Four Elders are standing around Danny trying to heal him. Leo orbs in.]", "Leo: Odin?", "(Odin walks over to Leo.)", "Odin: Where have you been?", "Leo: With the girls. Why, wh-what happened? What's wrong with him?", "Odin: You don't know?", "Leo: No, I don't know. Wait, you think I did this?", "Odin: We don't know what to think, except that he was supposed to report to the Charmed Ones and you didn't want him to.", "Leo: So that makes me guilty? How do you know a Darklighter didn't do this?", "Odin: Does that look like a Darklighter did that? You were the last one to see him, Leo. Just like you were the last one to see Zola.", "Leo: It wasn't me.", "Odin: No? Then who was it?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Wyatt's room. Piper is standing at the doorway.]", "Piper: Have a nice nap. Sweet dreams.", "(She closes the door and walks down the hallway. Phoebe and Paige walk up to her.)", "Phoebe: Hey, could we talk to you for a sec?", "Piper: What about?", "Paige: Well, it's about Leo, you know, moving back in.", "Piper: Is there a problem?", "Paige: Well, you know we love, love Leo, but, uh...", "Piper: But?", "Phoebe: Are you sure this is a good time for this? I mean, like you said, it's really crazy. So much is going on.", "Paige: Yeah, you know, Zola, the Elders.", "Phoebe: Agent Brody.", "Paige: And, um, he does hear voices.", "Piper: We all hear voices sometimes.", "(Piper starts walking down the stairs. Phoebe and Paige follow.)", "Paige: Yeah, we might hear voices, but we don't see little floating heads going along with them.", "Piper: All the more reason he should be here where he is safe.", "Phoebe: But what about the boys?", "Piper: What about them?", "Phoebe: Well, aren't you afraid they'll be in danger?", "Piper: From who? Leo? That's ridiculous.", "Phoebe: No, not from Leo. Whoever's after Leo.", "Paige: Have you thought it through?", "Piper: Look, I just want my family back. Isn't that enough?", "(A bunch of flowers in a vase sitting on a table at the bottom of the stairs blow up. Paige orbs out and orbs back in.)", "Phoebe: What is going on with our powers lately?", "Piper: I don't know, but it's getting awfully expensive.", "(Leo orbs in.)", "Leo: What happened?", "Phoebe: That's a good question. I'll be with Leslie. We'll talk about what we were talking about later.", "Piper: No, there's nothing else to talk about.", "(Phoebe leaves.)", "Paige: You want me to cast a spell and clean up?", "Piper: No more magic unless we have to.", "Leo: We might have to. I found out why the Whitelighter didn't show up. He was attacked.", "Piper: By a Darklighter?", "Leo: No, by me. At least that's what the Elders think.", "Piper: Oh, you've gotta be kidding.", "Leo: I was the last one to see him.", "Piper: Well, obviously not. Maybe the Elders are setting you up.", "Leo: Piper.", "Piper: Well, what? They haven't exactly been your greatest allies lately.", "Leo: I'm more concerned that it has something to do with you guys. I mean, he was gonna come here and be your Whitelighter, your guide. You know, maybe somebody doesn't want that.", "Paige: I'll go check the Book of Shadows.", "Piper: No, I'll do it. You should go find out about Brody. For all we know, he could have something to do with this.", "(Paige heads for the front door.)", "Leo: Listen, I'm sorry, getting you into all this.", "Piper: It's not your fault. Let's go prove it.", "[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Phoebe's Office. Les is there reading the paper. Phoebe walks in and looks over his shoulder.]", "Phoebe: Since when do you read horoscopes?", "Les: Since I decided to make \"Conflicted in Castro\" my last letter. She, uh, doesn't know if she should stay with someone, worries that their signs might not be compatible.", "Phoebe: I didn't know you believed in that stuff.", "Les: Well, I don't, but I know you do. I'm just channelling the boss here.", "Phoebe: Hmm. Let me see. (She takes the paper.) \"Expect the unexpected when the mystical second blue of the year rises over the next three nights, and mars in Aries, romance can flourish.\" Hmm. Sounds promising.", "Les: Well, for her maybe.", "Phoebe: What is that supposed to mean?", "Les: Nothing.", "Phoebe: Les, something's wrong. I know it is, and I've been feeling it for the last few days.", "Les: Funny. I've been feeling the same thing from you.", "Phoebe: Okay, so do you want to talk about it?", "Les: What is there to talk about? I'm moving away, you're coming back to work and that's it, isn't it?", "Phoebe: Well, it doesn't have to be.", "Les: Doesn't it? I mean, what are we gonna do, fly back and forth and see each other?", "Phoebe: You're only moving to L.A.", "Les: Yeah, but then after that I'm moving back to Philly.", "Phoebe: So we'll work something out.", "Les: We barely see each other here. How are we gonna do it long distance?", "Phoebe: Wait, we see each other here.", "Les: Only when you don't bail on me at the last minute, which you do all the time. I mean, admit it. (The intercom beeps.) Yeah.", "Voice From Intercom: Editorial is waiting on your copy.", "Les: Alright, alright. (to Phoebe) I gotta do this.", "Phoebe: Okay, so when do you want to talk?", "Les: I don't know. Uh, how about tonight at dinner?", "Phoebe: I can't do dinner tonight. But I can do breakfast tomorrow, and then maybe dinner and then maybe breakfast again.", "Les: I'll hold you to it.", "(Phoebe leaves.)", "[Scene: Agent Brody's Apartment. Agent Brody looks out his window and sees Paige's car parked on the street with Paige sitting in it. He smiles and grabs his keys.]", "[Cut to Paige's car. She sees Agent Brody leave his apartment. She crouches down and orbs out.]", "[Cut to Agent Brody's Apartment. Paige orbs in.]", "Paige: Definitely a bachelor.", "(The door opens and Agent Brody walks in.)", "Agent Brody: Hey. (Paige orbs out and back in.) Whoa.", "Paige: Guess the secret's out.", "Agent Brody: Can you do that whenever you want to?", "Paige: Yeah. And apparently when I don't want. Piper's gonna kill me.", "Agent Brody: I won't tell her.", "Paige: Thank you.", "Agent Brody: Not as long as you tell me why you broke into my apartment.", "Paige: Blackmailing. I knew there'd be something.", "Agent Brody: Let me guess. You don't believe that I'm really a Federal Agent. You came here to find out if I'm a demon or something, right?", "Paige: Maybe.", "Agent Brody: The best way to find out is to test my blood, isn't it?", "Paige: Funny. For a guy who claims he's not a demon, you sure do know a lot about them.", "Agent Brody: No, I know a lot about witches. I know a lot about you. So go ahead. Forensics kit's right there. I've got nothing to hide.", "(Paige picks up a knife and a vial. He holds out his finger.)", "Paige: May I?", "Agent Brody: You may. (Paige stabs the tip of his finger and the blood drips into the vial.) If that's o-positive, you owe me.", "Paige: I don't owe you anything.", "Agent Brody: I don't have much time, Paige. None of us do. Look, if I'm right, there's a new threat coming, a new power unlike anything that you've ever seen before and you're gonna need my help to stop it.", "Paige: How do I know you're not the threat?", "Agent Brody: I don't want to hurt you.", "(Paige orbs out.)", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Piper and Leo are there. Piper is looking through the Book of Shadows. Leo is pacing across the room.]", "Piper: I give up.", "Leo: We've gotta be missing something.", "Piper: The only thing that attacks a Whitelighter is a Darklighter. That's it.", "Leo: But he wasn't shot with a poisoned arrow. He was mauled.", "Piper: What do you mean mauled? Like by an animal?", "Leo: I don't know. Whatever it was, it's gotta be supernatural. Otherwise he would've orbed out. Plus, there's gotta be more than one of them. He was so messed up.", "Piper: So we'll set a trap.", "Leo: A trap?", "Piper: With the crystals. We've done it before.", "Leo: But what are you gonna use to lure the demons?", "Piper: A Whitelighter, if that's what they're after.", "Leo: No way. The Elders would never go for it.", "Piper: Look, nobody's gonna get hurt. We'll set the trap for whoever or whatever it is before they attack. If we don't find out who's really doing this, they're gonna keep blaming you. This could exonerate you for everything.", "Piper: I'll go get the boys ready. You should take them with you to magic school.", "(Piper leaves. The creature head floats through the attic.)", "Creature Head: You can't be saved. You're a danger to them all.", "[Time lapse. Attic. Phoebe, Paige and Marcus, a whitelighter, are there. Paige is making a potion. It explodes.]", "Paige: Whew! Well, that ought to do it.", "Phoebe: That ought to do what, burn down the house?", "Paige: Remember, we don't know what we're up against, so I just, you know, thought I'd throw in the works.", "Marcus: Wait, you're not ready yet? You're still working on the vanquishing potion?", "Paige: I'm refining it.", "Marcus: But you called me down here an hour ago.", "Paige: Because we don't know when they're gonna attack.", "Marcus: You mean maul me.", "Phoebe: Alright, you know what? For a Whitelighter you are really wimpy.", "Paige: (whispers) That's why they sent him.", "Marcus: I heard that.", "Paige: Relax, will you? Please, we're not gonna let anybody hurt you.", "Phoebe: Hey, where's Leo?", "Paige: He's at Magic School so he has an alibi for when they attack.", "Phoebe: And when they do attack, all we have to do is trigger the crystals, right?", "Paige: Well, theoretically, but that's why we have backup.", "(Piper walks in.)", "Piper: Did you test Brody's blood yet?", "Paige: Yeah, he's not a demon.", "Piper: Well, that officially makes him tomorrow's problem. How's it going in here?", "Marcus: The sitting duck is still sitting.", "Phoebe: Grumpy. Very grumpy.", "Paige: Yeah, well, remember, it's almost midnight, and that's when things get very exciting around here.", "Phoebe: Especially with the blue moon rising.", "Paige: Wait a second. That reminds me. Something I read in the Book about how if there are two blue moons in one year that seems to only happen every fifty years.", "Piper: That doesn't bode well.", "(Paige walks to the window and sees the blue moon rising.)", "Paige: Pretty.", "(Suddenly, Piper, Phoebe and Paige change into the black wolf-like creatures that mauled Danny.)", "Marcus: What the hell?", "(They attack Marcus and scratch him. He kicks them off and traps them in the crystal cage.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. The girls are laying asleep on the floor inside the crystal cage. Phoebe wakes up.]", "Phoebe: Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!", "Piper: What? Where are the boys?", "Phoebe: The boys are fine. We're not.", "Paige: Keep it down. (Piper sees Marcus. She hits Paige on the leg.) Hey!", "Piper: Hey, yourself. Look!", "Paige: Oh, my god. What happened to him?", "Phoebe: I think we're what happened to him.", "Paige: What are you talking about?", "Phoebe: We're in the cage, that's what I'm talking about. I think we trapped ourselves.", "Piper: No, we didn't, did we?", "Phoebe: I think that dream I had was real.", "Paige: So you're saying that we did this to him?", "Phoebe: Do you have a better explanation?", "Paige: That is crazy.", "(Paige tries to step out of the crystal cage and she is knocked back onto the floor.)", "Phoebe: As you were saying?", "Paige: Okay. What does this mean? We're demons?", "Piper: No, we didn't turn into demons, Paige.", "Phoebe: We turned into monsters.", "Paige: I know we all get a little testy this time of month, but that's ridiculous.", "Piper: It can't be that. It's gotta be something else.", "Phoebe: Like what, the blue moon?", "Piper: We gotta get out of here. This is crazy. Paige, try to orb one of these crystals away.", "Paige: Crystal. (A crystal orbs out, through the glass window. A cat meows outside.) Blue moon?", "(They stand up.)", "Phoebe: Bright side, the Elders can't blame Leo anymore.", "Piper: No, now they can blame us. You gotta take him to magic school and find someone to heal him.", "Paige: How do I explain that?", "Piper: Well, tell them that we got knocked out, and whatever you do, stay calm and don't turn into anything in front of them.", "(Paige orbs out with Marcus.)", "Piper: We gotta find a way to stop this from happening again.", "Phoebe: I can't do that now because I have to go meet Leslie for breakfast.", "Piper: Oh, come on!", "Phoebe: I know, but if I don't show up again he's never gonna talk to me again. Gotta go.", "Piper: You better be home before the moon rises. And stay away from red meat.", "[Cut to Magic School. Paige, Leo and the Elders are there. The Elders are healing Marcus.]", "Odin: I thought you were supposed to trap them.", "Paige: It kind of caught us by surprise, you know?", "Odin: Did you see what they looked like? Were they demons?", "Paige: It was night.", "Odin: We have to find out who did this and vanquish them before they attack us. I'm ordering a lockdown on all Whitelighters until we catch these beasts.", "Paige: Beasts. That's a harsh word, don't you think?", "Odin: At least you've been exonerated. I'm, uh, sorry I doubted you.", "Leo: So am I.", "Odin: We have a lot of healing to do, Leo, I admit, but forgiveness must prevail if we're to work together. Now, this new power that we're sensing, it is coming closer and it's more threatening.", "Paige: Okay, new power. What new power?", "Odin: We don't know exactly, but if it is responsible for this attack, Elders could be next. Help us, Leo.", "(Odin orbs out.)", "Paige: Okay, I have to find Agent Brody.", "Leo: Why?", "Paige: Because he talked about that new power thing, so he must know something about it.", "Leo: Alright, but be careful. Watch out for those beasts.", "Paige: About those beasts? That would be us.", "Leo: What are you talking about?", "Paige: Those funky powers, the sharp fangs, the claws, we're the ones who've been attacking the Whitelighters. Something is transforming us. It may not be this blue moon thing after all. I have to go.", "[Scene: Outside a Cafe. Leslie is sitting at a table. He looks at his watch, finishes his coffee, and starts to walk off. Phoebe runs up to him.]", "Phoebe: Leslie! Hi! I am so sorry, but I'm here now. Things got a little wild back at the house.", "Les: Phoebe, it's a quarter to ten.", "Phoebe: I know, and I would've called but I-I just... (Leslie walks away. Phoebe follows.) Leslie, please. I said was sorry.", "Les: Yeah, I know you are. You always are.", "Phoebe: Don't be mad at me. Come on, I really wanted to be here. I did.", "Les: Let me guess. Something came up, right?", "Phoebe: Yes, something came up.", "Les: But you can't tell me what it is, just like you never can.", "Phoebe: Right, and it's not because I don't want to...", "Les: It's complicated. Yeah, yeah. I know.", "Phoebe: Would you stop finishing my sentences, please?", "Les: Well, why not? They all end the same way. Look, I'm sorry. It's just, I'm frustrated. I guess I didn't think I was gonna like you this much.", "Phoebe: Yeah, I know the feeling.", "Les: I gotta go to work. Wouldn't want to be late on my last day.", "[Scene: Agent Brody's apartment. Agent Brody is there. There's a knock at the door. He tucks a gun down the back of his jeans and opens the door. Paige is standing there.]", "Agent Brody: Paige. Since when do you use doors?", "Paige: Look, I need to talk to you.", "(Paige walks in.)", "Agent Brody: Great. Don't tell me I didn't check out.", "Paige: What? No. You checked out. You knew you would. I'm here because I need to talk to you about the whole new power you were telling me about.", "Agent Brody: Why, did something happen?", "Paige: I'm not sure. But let's just say that you aren't the only one who is concerned about them.", "Agent Brody: Did you see them, did they attack, what?", "Paige: Just curious. How do you even know about them anyway?", "Agent Brody: That's a, that's a long story.", "Paige: Why don't you give me the short version? Look, you said you wanted my help, didn't you?", "Agent Brody: No, I said that you would need mine.", "Paige: Please, will you just tell me what you know?", "Agent Brody: I just know they're coming. That's why I'm here. I don't know. Everything seems to fit a certain pattern.", "Paige: Pattern? What pattern?", "Agent Brody: All I know is that they come from ancient times when they were in power. I'm not sure why, but something happened and then they went away, and now they're trying to come back. They've been trying to come back for some time. And to do that, they need power. And that's the pattern. I mean, they're always after it. It won't be long before they come after yours.", "Paige: I think they may have already tried.", "Agent Brody: You can't let them. Paige, you've gotta do everything that you can to stop them, otherwise...", "Paige: Otherwise what?", "Agent Brody: They're gonna kill you. Just like they killed my parents. I was, uh, five when it happened. No one knew who did it. That's why I became a cop to find out. I never would've imagined that it would brought me to here, but it has. I am not leaving this city until I prove it.", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. A bunch of demons are standing in the middle of the cave. Three creature head demons are swirling around them. The creature head demons zap the demons and vanquish all but one demon. The creature head demons turn into two men and one woman.]", "Alpha: You're certain he's the most powerful?", "Beta: He's their leader.", "Gamma: Was their leader.", "(The demon tries to shimmer out.)", "Alpha: You're not going anywhere.", "Demon: Why are you doing this? Who are you?", "Gamma: I still think a direct approach is best.", "Beta: We've tried that. It's not working. Leo's being drawn back to his family, back to good.", "Alpha: But he's not there yet. We must drive him away, make them afraid of him if we're to succeed. And you're going to help us do exactly that.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Kitchen. Piper and Leo are there. Piper is showing Leo vials of potions.]", "Piper: This one should work if the beasts are just possessing us. This one should work if the last one doesn't. It should knock out about ten of them. This one... well, this one only use if you really, really have to.", "Leo: Why, what is it?", "Piper: A little bit of everything, just in case.", "Leo: Piper, I'm not using these on you.", "Piper: You might have to.", "Leo: Look, it's the last night of a blue moon. All we have to do is wait until it passes.", "Piper: Unless it's not the Blue Moon that's doing this to us. No, Paige said that...", "Leo: The new power, I know. If it's only after power, why would it be doing all this? It doesn't make any sense.", "Piper: Better safe than sorry. Now, Paige and Phoebe are coming home in a couple of minutes. We need to get the cage ready.", "Leo: Piper, I know you're scared.", "Piper: I'm not scared. I'm worried we're gonna kill somebody.", "Leo: You're not gonna kill anybody. I promise. Look, you already saved me. Now let me save you, and then maybe it'll be time for me to move back in again.", "Piper: It already is. Grab those.", "(Piper walks out of the kitchen. The possessor demon appears.)", "Leo: Who are you?", "Possessor Demon: Actually, I'm about to be you.", "(The demon enters Leo's body, possessing him.)", "Piper: (from other room) Are you coming?", "Possessed Leo: I'll be right there.", "(He cracks his neck.)", "[Cut to the attic. Piper, Phoebe and Paige are there.]", "Paige: Do you think we should put some snacks in the cage?", "Phoebe: Like what, a wildebeest?", "Piper: Please don't say beast.", "Paige: No, I'm just saying we don't know how long we're gonna be in here. What if I get hungry?", "Piper: Well, then we'll have Leo throw us Whitelighter. Don't worry about it.", "Paige: Well, I do worry about it. I just don't like not knowing what's going on.", "Piper: Leo thinks it's the blue moon for sure, so all we have to do is make it until morning without eating anyone and we'll be fine.", "Paige: What if Leo's wrong, you know? I mean, it's not like he's been himself lately.", "Piper: We've been through this.", "Phoebe: No, we haven't, not enough.", "Piper: Look, you guys, trust me. We don't have to worry about him anymore.", "(Possessed Leo walks in.)", "Possessed Leo: Talking about me?", "Piper: Where are the potions?", "Possessed Leo: Potions? Oh, I think I left them in the kitchen.", "(He cracks his neck.)", "Piper: What was that?", "Possessed Leo: What was what?", "Paige: Okay, uh, I'll get them from the kitchen.", "(Paige walks out of the attic.)", "Phoebe: So keep your eye on us after we transform and make sure we don't move any of the crystals.", "Piper: Oh, no. I don't want Leo here, in case we attack him.", "(The doorbell rings.)", "Piper: Who could that be?", "Phoebe: Oh, I think I know. I'll take care of it.", "Piper: Well, you better hurry.", "(Phoebe leaves the attic.)", "Possessed Leo: Why would you attack me?", "Piper: Well, technically you're still an Elder, and we feel the same way about Elders as we do Whitelighters, so just to be safe.", "Possessed Leo: So you view me as a threat.", "Piper: Probably.", "(Leo cracks his neck.)", "[Cut to the foyer. Phoebe opens the door.)", "Les: Hi.", "Phoebe: Leslie, hey.", "Les: Let me guess. Bad time?", "Phoebe: Actually...", "Les: Look, I-I-I just wanted to apologise.", "Phoebe: For what?", "Les: Well, for the way I acted earlier. I was, I was just so...", "Phoebe: Yeah, really upset, I know.", "Les: Well, now who's finishing whose sentences? Look, I just didn't want to leave it like that, that's all.", "Phoebe: And I don't either, uh, but is it possible that maybe I could call you tomorrow?", "Les: We're running out of tomorrows.", "(They hear a loud crash coming from the attic.)", "Phoebe: Uh, yeah, I know. I'm gonna call you tomorrow. I promise. (She kisses him quickly.) Okay.", "(She closes the door.)", "[Cut to the attic. Possessed Leo throws bolts of electricity at Piper. She dives out of the way. Phoebe and Paige walk in.)", "Phoebe: Leo, what are you doing?", "Paige: Television!", "(The television orbs towards Leo and he orbs out.)", "Paige: Piper, you okay?", "Piper: No!", "Phoebe: Still think Leo's fine?", "Piper: That wasn't Leo. He was possessed or something.", "Paige: Again? Well, it seems to happen a whole lot.", "Phoebe: And if it did happen again, it can't be connected to the blue moon, 'cause it's not up yet.", "Paige: Maybe it's that whole new power thing. Maybe that's who's setting Leo up.", "Piper: But why? For what?", "Paige: Well, if Agent Brody's right, for power.", "[Cut to the Magic School. Leo and the Elders are throwing electricity bolts at each other. The girls orb in.]", "Phoebe: Okay, now what?", "Piper: Throw the potions. (to Leo) Hey! Over here.", "(He looks at the girls and they each throw a potion at him. Leo falls backwards leaving the possessor demon standing there.)", "Phoebe: Piper.", "(Piper tries to blow the possessor demon up but he shimmers out.)", "Odin: You have betrayed us again!", "(Odin zaps Leo and he falls to the floor.)", "Piper: What are you doing?", "Odin: I'm warning you! Stay out of this!", "(Piper steps forward.)", "Phoebe: Oh, no, Piper. Do not.", "Odin: You will be stopped.", "(The blue moon rises and the girls turn into the wolf-like creatures. They run towards the Elders and Odin throws electricity bolts at them, knocking them back unconscious.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Magic School. Morning. Piper, Phoebe and Paige wake up.]", "Paige: Oh, what happened?", "Odin: You attacked us.", "Phoebe: Oh, really? Then how come I'm the one with the headache?", "Odin: We were forced to defend ourselves.", "Piper: Where is Leo?", "Odin: I sent him away.", "Piper: Away. Where?", "Odin: It's none of your concern now. You attempted to save him, you failed. That's that.", "Piper: The hell it is.", "Odin: He tried to kill two more Elders.", "Paige: No. He was Possessed. You just didn't see it.", "Odin: No. What I saw was what I never would've imagined. The Charmed Ones turning into demons.", "Phoebe: No, that wasn't demonic. That was, you know, that time of the month.", "Paige: No! It was a Blue Moon.", "Piper: The point is, we didn't have a choice. We can't control it.", "Odin: Which is why I'm keeping you here until we figure out what to do with you.", "Piper: What to do with us? You need to let us go so we can find the real demon is.", "Odin: Out of the question.", "Phoebe: Then I guess you won't be finding out about that new power. Only they could've sent the demon after Leo.", "Paige: You said yourself they may be coming after the Elders next.", "Odin: But what if you turn back into ...", "Phoebe: Oh, that was just the Blue Moon. That won't happen for another fifty years or so.", "Piper: Yeah, and by that time, we'll just be a menace to a rest home, so I think you're safe.", "Odin: Very well. See what you can find out.", "Piper: No. Not without Leo first.", "Odin: He can't be trusted. He wouldn't be vulnerable to possession if...", "Piper: You can give us Leo now or you can find your own damn connection to the new power.", "(Odin flicks his hand and Leo orbs in.)", "Leo: What's going on?", "Piper: You're about to be exonerated. Again. Book of Shadows.", "(The girls and Leo orb out.)", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. The Possessor demon is there.]", "Possessor Demon: What else do you want from me? I did what you asked. You've got to protect me. They'll find me.", "Piper: We already have.", "(He sees Piper, Phoebe and Paige standing near by.)", "Paige: Who were you talking to?", "(He tries to shimmer out but Piper freezes him. She then unfreezes his head.)", "Possessor Demon: What happened? Did you just freeze me?", "Piper: She asked you a question. Would you rather I blew you up?", "Possessor Demon: Wait. Don't. If I tell you, they'll kill me.", "Phoebe: If you don't tell us, we'll kill you.", "Paige: You may want to pick your poison.", "Possessor Demon: They're more powerful than anything you've ever seen.", "Piper: Who is?", "(The creature head demon flies past the possessor demon, zaps him and then disappears. The possessor demon is vanquished.)", "Paige: Well, I guess Leo isn't seeing things after all.", "Phoebe: Can we get out of here now, please?", "Piper: Whoever you are, stay away from my husband.", "(They orb out.)", "[Scene: Agent Brody's apartment. Agent Brody is there. The phone rings and he answers it.]", "Agent Brody: Brody. Paige. Hey. I was getting worried.", "Paige: Yeah, I know. That's why I wanted to call you to let you know I was okay.", "Agent Brody: Well, I'm glad you did. So, uh. what happened? This new power wasn't really after you?", "Paige: No, it was actually after something else.", "Agent Brody: Oh. I mean, that's good, obviously. I was just hoping to, you know, get a lead out of this. That's all.", "Paige: If it makes you feel any better, they were after my brother-in-law.", "Agent Brody: Brother-in-law?", "Paige: Yeah, well, not directly. They actually used a demon to get to him.", "Agent Brody: A demon?", "Paige: Well, he's fine now, though. You know, we dis-Possessed him.", "Agent Brody: Wait. You did what?", "Paige: Well, we got rid of the demon. We get possessed all the time. It's no big deal. (She chuckles.) Hello?", "Agent Brody: Um, yeah, sorry. I guess I'm just a little new at this stuff.", "Paige: I thought you said you knew about demons.", "Agent Brody: Uh, no, I said I knew a lot about witches. The rest are just, um, theories. That is until I met you.", "Paige: Well, be careful what you wish for.", "Agent Brody: What do you mean?", "Paige: What you don't know can't hurt you, right?", "Agent Brody: Well, it's already hurt me. That's why I'm here. I'm glad you're okay, Paige.", "Paige: Thanks. Bye.", "Agent Brody: Yeah.", "[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Phoebe's office. Les is there packing up his stuff. Phoebe walks in.]", "Phoebe: Hey.", "Les: Hey.", "Phoebe: Packing up?", "Les: Yep, packing up. I left all your stuff in the bottom cabinet. I can put it back if you want.", "Phoebe: No, that's okay. I can do it. What time's your flight?", "Les: Noon. So you ready to come back?", "Phoebe: More than you know. Thanks to you.", "Les: Me? Well, I didn't do anything. I just kept the seat warm for you.", "Phoebe: You did more than that. And you know it. When I first met you, I was totally lost. That's why I needed to get away from all of this, you know? I couldn't give advice, especially not about love. And I realize that I was just afraid. But I'm not afraid anymore. (They kiss.) Thank you.", "Les: You're welcome. I guess it just wasn't meant to be, huh? You and me.", "Phoebe: Maybe not right now. But I do think our signs are compatible, so...", "(They hug.)", "Les: See ya.", "Phoebe: See ya.", "(Leslie leaves.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Magic School. Piper is waiting there. Leo walks in.]", "Piper: Where were you? I was worried.", "Leo: I was just checking on the boys.", "Piper: We found the Possessor Demon right where you said he'd be.", "Leo: Did you vanquish him?", "Piper: No, uh, but some creature head thing did.", "Leo: You saw him?", "Piper: Yeah, we saw it. And I don't think we've seen the last of it.", "Leo: That's what I'm worried about.", "Piper: Come on. Let's go home.", "Leo: I can't.", "Piper: Well, the Elders said you were free to go.", "Leo: It's not the Elders I'm worried about, Piper. I'm worried about you. I'm worried about everybody. Look, the Elders were right, this new power was after me because I was vulnerable. You know, vulnerable enough to put my family at risk. Piper, you were almost killed because of me, because of what they did to me. I can't let that happen. I won't.", "Piper: Leo, I know you've been though a lot. I do, but you fought so hard, and the boys need you. I need you.", "Leo: It's too dangerous. I have to stay away from you for your own sake. I'm sorry.", "(Leo orbs out.)" ]	Charmed	07x06	Once In A Blue Moon	SpicyAlejandra
Charmed_07x07.json	[ "Kyle convinces Paige to help him solve a mysterious string of accidents, only to discover that the demon Sarpedon is capturing innocents' Guardian Angels and using them to protect himself from the forthcoming threat of the Avatars. Consequently, Paige's Guardian is captured by the demon and she becomes accident prone. Meanwhile, Piper and Phoebe convince Leo to go on a vision quest in an attempt to come to grip with the visions and visitations he has been experiencing. He resists the arguments and blandishments of Avatars Alpha and Gamma, who appear to reason with him during the vision quest. Back at the manor, Sarpedon gets a drop on the sisters and a battle ensues where Piper and Phoebe die. In order to bring Piper and Phoebe back to life, Leo agrees with and becomes an Avatar." ]	[ "[Scene: Street. A building is on fire. Fire fighters are hosing down the building. Road blocks have been put up. Phoebe is standing near by. Paige pulls up in her car and gets out.]", "Phoebe: Paige, there you are.", "Paige: Anyone gotten hurt?", "Phoebe: Not as far as I can tell.", "Paige: Have you seen Agent Brody yet?", "Phoebe: What are we doing here?", "Paige: Well, he said for us to meet him here. He needed to talk to us about something important.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but Paige it's a fire.", "Paige: So?", "Phoebe: So we don't do fires. Firemen do fires. We do fireballs.", "Paige: Look, he said it was something connected to this new power thing he's been talking about.", "Phoebe: Yeah, well, we're not Brody's Angels. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just I'm stressed, it's my first week back at work and I have a lot of catching up to do.", "(Brody walks up to them.)", "Brody: Follow me. Keep an eye on the third floor.", "Phoebe: Wait? Why?", "Brody: Somebody's trapped inside and if I'm right, he's gonna jump and he's not gonna get hurt.", "Paige: How do you know?", "Brody: It's just a hunch.", "Phoebe: Just a hunch, huh, Agent Brody?", "Brody: Kyle.", "Phoebe: Whatever. Look, I don't mean to be rude but we don't really know you and I know you were right about the whole new power thing but I-I... (A man climbs out of the window in the building. There's an explosion inside and he falls. As he falls he grabs onto the fire escape ladder and it slides down to the ground. Two firemen rush over to him.) Whoa.", "Paige: Okay, how did you know that?", "Brody: Because that's the forth person it's happened to in the last month. Which means if the pattern holds, he's about to die.", "Paige: Pattern? What pattern?", "Phoebe: What?", "Brody: (in walkie talkie) All right, guys, stay on the survivor. And keep recording.", "(They see a helicopter hovering above the building.)", "Phoebe: Guys? Is he talking to that helicopter?", "Paige: He's really cool.", "(The man that just climbed out of the window walks down the sidewalk and is about to cross the road.)", "Brody: Sir, no!", "(Suddenly, everyone freezes. A man dressed in white appears beside the survivor.)", "Guardian Angel: Stop. Watch for the... (A demon smokes in.) Who are you?", "Sarpedon: A thief. (The amulet around the demon's neck glows and sucks in the guardian angel.) Looks like you're on your own.", "(Sarpedon smokes out and everyone unfreezes.)", "Brody: No, no, wait! (The survivor steps off the sidewalk and is hit by a truck.) Damn it!", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Street. They cover the man over. Agent Brody is talking to a police officer. Phoebe and Paige are standing near by.]", "Phoebe: I still don't understand how he knew this was gonna happen.", "Paige: I don't know why we couldn't have stopped it.", "Phoebe: Stop what? A man jumped out of a burning building only to get hit by a truck? I mean, what's the connection there?", "Paige: I'm hoping Kyle knows.", "Phoebe: Okay, you know, can we please call him Agent Brody until we can trust him?", "Paige: I trust him. (Agent Brody walks over.) Are you okay?", "Brody: No. I just wish I knew why this keeps happening.", "Paige: You said something about a pattern, right?", "Brody: Yeah. Every time something unusual happens, I investigate. The more unusual it is, the more it tends to lead me towards this new power that I was telling you about.", "Phoebe: Does this new power have a name?", "Brody: I don't know yet. Do you guys wanna walk?", "(They start walking down the sidewalk.)", "Paige: So you think that whole thing is what's killing these innocents?", "Brody: Well, I don't think they're literally running it down if that's what you're asking. But I do think they're doing something to cause them being killed.", "Phoebe: Hmm, what kind of something?", "Brody: I don't know. But whatever it is it's got something to do with taking powers. That's what they're all about.", "Phoebe: Wait. Powers? Innocents don't have powers. If they did, they wouldn't need us.", "Brody: All I know is things this unusual don't normally happen like this. Over and over. Something's going on here.", "Phoebe: Another hunch?", "Brody: Don't knock them, Phoebe. My hunches led me to you. Look, I can guarantee this is not going to be the last person that miraculously escaped a fire only to die moments later. If you guys want to help me figure this one out, you know where to find me.", "(A car pulls up and Brody gets in. It drives away.)", "Phoebe: What do you think?", "Paige: I think he's got some style.", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. Sarpedon is waiting there. Another demon, Aku, smokes in.]", "Aku: How dare you summon me.", "Sarpedon: You said to call if I ever wanted to challenge you.", "Aku: You think you are ready to challenge me? The last time you tried it I spared your life. This time I may not be so merciful.", "Sarpedon: Nothing ventured, nothing gained.", "Aku: You've been around humans too long. What makes you think you're ready?", "Sarpedon: Like you said, I've been around humans.", "(Aku is wearing a glove with two long sharp spikes attached to it.)", "Aku: Shall we?", "(Sarpedon touches his amulet.)", "Sarpedon: Talk to me.", "(Aku throws an energy ball at Sarpedon. Sarpedon deflects it who is also wearing a spiked glove. Aku throws two more energy balls and Sarpedon dodges them. He smokes out and smokes back in behind Aku. Aku turns around and they start fighting.)", "Aku: You've come far, quickly.", "(Aku scratches Sarpedon on the arm.)", "Sarpedon: Not far enough. I need more.", "Aku: More what?", "Sarpedon: More guardians. I steal the ones who help save their humans that they can help me instead.", "Aku: All this just to defeat me?", "Sarpedon: No, so that I can protect myself from the great threat you told us was coming.", "Bald Demon: Nothing can protect you from that. Unless you go into hiding until...", "Demon: I won't hide. If demons don't stand up to them who will? I just need more.", "(He smokes out.)", "[Scene: Magic School. Piper and Phoebe are there.]", "Piper: Could you do me a favour and call Rex and have them do a sound check before the show. I don't want to mess up The Donna's album release party. It's gonna be packed.", "Phoebe: Piper, are you even listening me?", "Piper: Yeah, yeah. Brody, fires, hunches. I got my own problems. Are you sure Enola graduated already?", "Phoebe: Yeah, I'm positive. Why?", "Piper: Because she might be the only one who can save Leo.", "Phoebe: What are you talking about?", "Piper: Well, she helped you see your future with the vision quest, right? Gave you something to look forward to, life after demons. That's what Leo needs.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but there's no guarantees that Leo would see that. I mean, a vision quest can take you anywhere and sometimes can even be dangerous.", "Piper: Couldn't be any more dangerous than what he's going through right now. With that stupid new power still after him.", "Phoebe: A vision quest still won't change that.", "Piper: No, but it may show him a way to fight them. He's alone and he's scared and he's forgotten who he is. I'm afraid if I can't help him now my children are gonna lose their father.", "Phoebe: Still risky.", "Piper: Yeah, but it's a risk I'm willing to take. (Phoebe picks up some ingredients.) What are you doing?", "Phoebe: I'm making the vision quest potion. She showed me how to do it.", "Piper: What about Brody?", "Phoebe: Paige can take care of Brody. I think she likes taking care of Brody if you know what I'm talking about. Besides, this is family.", "[Scene: Agent Brody's Apartment. Agent Brody is at the computer viewing camera footage of the survivor stepping off the sidewalk. He adds an EM filter to the footage and two shadows show up, a light and a dark. There's a knock at the door.]", "Brody: Nobody's home.", "(Paige orbs in.)", "Paige: You're quite the liar.", "Brody: Sorry. Didn't realise it was you. Actually, I'm surprised you even showed up.", "Paige: Really? Why would that be?", "Brody: I think it's pretty clear that your sister doesn't trust me very much.", "Paige: Should she?", "Brody: Yeah, I think she should. I think I've proven myself. I've saved you from getting exposed more than once.", "Paige: By the way, where is Inspector Sheridan?", "Brody: Does it really matter?", "Paige: Uh, it does if you hurt her.", "Brody: I'm not here to hurt anybody, Paige. I'm here to keep them from getting hurt, remember?", "Paige: The fact that you know that people may die is exactly what makes you so suspicious, Agent Brody.", "Brody: Kyle.", "(Paige looks at the computer.)", "Paige: What is that?", "Brody: That is a birds eye view of the victim just before he stepped off the curb. Now we shot this with the fastest digital imaging equipment known to man. Or at least Homeland Security, anyway. Now if you look at it in normal light it appears as though he's alone. I throw an EM filter on it, he's not.", "Paige: What are those?", "Brody: If I had to guess I'd say the light one's a protector of some kind.", "Paige: Protector of what? Like some kind of guardian angel thing?", "Brody: Mm-hm. That's one way to put it. What, you don't believe in them?", "Paige: You do?", "Brody: With all the scrapes that I've slipped out of, it's the only reason I think why I'm still alive. My guess is that's the power the dark figure wants. People have, especially strong protectors. That explains why someone would miraculously survive something and in the next moment, don't. (Paige looks at him and smiles.) What?", "Paige: Nothing. So, uh, how do we find out if that dark figure is what you think it is?", "Brody: We wait for the next fire. Interested?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: On top of the Golden Gate Bridge. Leo is sitting there. Two creature heads appear and float towards Leo.]", "Leo: Leave me alone.", "Creature Head: Don't resist us.", "(They disappear.)", "Leo: Why are you doing this to me? What do you want?", "(Leo orbs out. The Avatars appear.)", "Gamma: Perhaps we've pushed him too far.", "Alpha: We have no choice. He must join us willingly. But first must see there is no other option.", "Gamma: His will is strong. Even for an Elder.", "Alpha: Which is why he is so valuable to us.", "(Alpha senses something.)", "Gamma: What is it?", "Alpha: There may be another way, another opportunity to show him that one can not ignore the truth forever.", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Piper and Phoebe are there.]", "Piper: Leo. Leo. You see, I know he can hear me, he just doesn't want to come.", "Phoebe: Let me give this a try. Leo! Leo, you get your butt down here right now or we will summon your ass.", "(Leo orbs in.)", "Piper: Nicely done.", "Leo: It's not safe for me to be here. You know that.", "Phoebe: We'll take that risk.", "Leo: What about the boys?", "Piper: They're at school. Nice try though. We think we found a way to help you.", "Leo: Help me what?", "Piper: Help you stop running.", "Phoebe: It's a vision quest.", "Leo: A vision quest? No way.", "Piper: Leo, don't you dare leave. This is not just about you. You are a father and somebody's husband too.", "Leo: Which is why it's too risky for me to be here.", "Piper: Yeah, except you're the one that's in danger.", "Leo: I'm an Elder. I can take care of myself.", "Piper: Actually, you haven't really been yourself lately.", "Phoebe: Look, Leo, the vision quest helped me and we're just thinking maybe it could help you too, you know.", "Leo: It won't stop the creatures.", "Piper: How do you know? You've tried everything else. What do you have to lose? Your mind, your family, your life. You've already lost all those things, haven't you? Go ahead, tell me I'm wrong.", "Phoebe: I'll go get the potion.", "[Scene: Street. A building is on fire. Fire fighters are hosing the building.]", "[Cut to inside the burning building. Paige orbs in with Agent Brody.]", "Paige: Okay, when I said I'd help you this is not what I had in mind.", "Brody: Just go, I'll be okay.", "Paige: Are you crazy? How is this gonna be okay?", "Brody: Because I believe in my guardians, remember? Look, if I'm right, whoever set this fire is out there waiting for mine. So just say your spell when I'm safe and we'll see what happens. Don't worry about me.", "Paige: Yeah, it's a little late for that.", "(Paige orbs out. Brody looks at the window and door which is covered in flames.)", "Brody: Which way?", "[Cut to outside. Paige waits on the street. Brody jumps out of a window and lands on the roof of the entrance. He rolls off and lands hard on the ground. Two firemen help him up.]", "Brody: Paige. Paige! (He races over to Paige.) Come on.", "Paige: \"Show me what the evil sees, even if at lightning speeds\". (Everyone in the street freezes except Paige. Agent Brody's guardian angel appears beside him.) So it is true.", "(Sarpedon appears.)", "Sarpedon: Well, well, well. What have we here? A witch?", "Paige: You're not getting his guardian.", "Sarpedon: Now why would I want his... when I can have yours?", "(Paige's guardian angel appears beside her and Sarpedon sucks her into the pendant. He smokes out. Everyone unfreezes.)", "Brody: What's the matter? Huh? What's wrong?", "Paige: I think I'm in big trouble.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Kitchen. Phoebe is there making a potion and talking on the phone.]", "Phoebe: No, I know, Elise but something came up. Yes, again. But you don't have to worry about my column, I promise... (She hears a thump in another room.) Uh, I gotta go. (She hangs up.) Paige, what's going on? (She walks out of the kitchen and finds Paige laying on the floor at the bottom of the stairs.) Oh my god, what happened?", "Brody: Par for the course, unfortunately.", "(Paige stands up.)", "Phoebe: Par for what course and what are you doing here?", "Brody: Trying to protect your sister.", "Paige: I lost my guardian angel.", "Phoebe: You lost your who?", "Brody: You know, protection spirits. Guides that are with us all the time.", "Phoebe: Yes, I know what guardian angels are, thank you.", "Paige: Not just the Hallmark thing. It's real. I actually saw mine. I'm surprised we have not seen them before.", "Brody: Yeah, the problem is without them, people tend to be a little vulnerable.", "Paige: In my case accident prone.", "Phoebe: Okay, I don't understand. How did you lose your guardian angel?", "Brody: Well, actually, we were trying to lose mine and this demon... demon, right?", "Paige: Demon.", "Brody: Yeah, demon comes along and takes hers instead.", "Phoebe: (to Paige) Can I talk to you for a second please over here? (Phoebe and Paige walk away from Brody.) What is going on?", "Paige: What's going on is that we've figured what is killing all of those innocents. The demon is stealing their protectors. We think it's somehow connected to this whole new power thing.", "Phoebe: And let me guess. This is another one of his hunches?", "Paige: No, it's one of mine. But you have to admit, all of his have panned out so far, right?", "Phoebe: Yeah, so far they have. So what's the next move?", "Paige: Well, I'm gonna go ID the demon. Hey, have you seen the Book of Shadows? It wasn't upstairs.", "Phoebe: Why? You're not gonna show him the Book of Shadows, are you?", "Paige: Yeah. I am. I trust him, I told you that. Look, if it considers him a threat, it'll just nap him. Don't worry.", "Phoebe: Paige, you're my sister. I have to worry.", "Paige: Well, if it makes you feel better, why don't you just come with us.", "Phoebe: I wish I could but I can't. Leo needs some serious help.", "Paige: What's new?", "Phoebe: Just promise me you're gonna be careful.", "Paige: I promise. I think I can take care of one little demon.", "Phoebe: I meant Agent Brody. The book's in the kitchen.", "(Paige goes back to Agent Brody. Phoebe goes upstairs.)", "Brody: Everything okay?", "Paige: Oh, yeah, I'm fine. (She heads for the kitchen and trips over.) No problem.", "[Cut to the attic. Piper, Phoebe and Leo are there.]", "Leo: She lost her what?", "Phoebe: Agent Brody is watching her. She's okay.", "Leo: We can't leave her alone if she's lost her guardian...", "Piper: Phoebe said she's fine. Now would you please focus?", "Leo: What am I supposed to do?", "Phoebe: Don't fight it. Just let it take you to where you're supposed to be.", "Leo: What if I wanna get out?", "Phoebe: You won't be able to. Not until you see what you're supposed to see.", "(Phoebe hands him the potion. He pulls a face.)", "Piper: Just sip it.", "(He drinks the potion.)", "Leo: Now what?", "Phoebe: Make yourself comfortable. (Leo lays on some blankets and pillows.) Close your eyes and just let it all go.", "(Leo closes his eyes.)", "[Leo's vision: There is a war happening. Guns are being fired and grenades are exploding. Leo is watching himself tend to wounded soldiers.]", "Leo: What's going on? What am I doing here?", "Chris: Don't worry, dad. I'm gonna help you through this.", "Leo: Chris?", "[Cut to the attic.]", "Leo: Chris.", "(Piper and Phoebe look at each other.)", "[Cut to the kitchen. Paige is looking in the Book of Shadows. She knocks a glass off the table and Brody catches it.]", "Paige: Thank you.", "Brody: Yeah.", "Paige: Guess I never knew how much my guardian angel actually helped me. Even with the little stuff.", "Brody: Yeah, don't worry, we'll find her.", "Paige: I hope. You know, maybe it'd help if you looked at the book with me.", "(He walks over to the book and flips a page.)", "Brody: Feel better?", "Paige: What do you mean?", "Brody: I assume the book won't let anything evil touch it. Most magical tomes don't. What do I have to do to prove I'm not a threat to you?", "Paige: Look, I'm sorry, I am. I can't seem to trust myself right now, let alone anybody else.", "Brody: Well, guardians did more than keep you upright. They're your inner voice, your conscience, instincts. Without them you tend to get a little lost.", "Paige: You really do believe in them, don't you?", "Brody: Yeah, I'm a believer, all right. Hunting the new power for years has made me realise that there are some awful things in this world. (He turns the pages in the book.) I just like to think there are some good things too to balance it out. Like you.", "Paige: You found it. \"Celerity Demons. Celerity demons are powerful beings who can move at the speed of light and feed off lesser demons.\"", "Brody: Yeah, but guardian angels are hardly lesser demons.", "Paige: Well, whether they are or they aren't, he's able to steal them. The question is why?", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. Sarpedon stabs Aku with his spiked glove.]", "Aku: Well done.", "Sarpedon: Witches have powerful guardians. Especially a Charmed One's.", "Aku: How can you be sure that she was a Charmed One?", "Sarpedon: It's the only explanation. It's the most powerful one I possess.", "Aku: Still, it will not be enough when the Avatars come.", "Sarpedon: Perhaps not. Unless I get the other two. After all, legend holds that the sisters are magically connected. Stands to reason that the guardian should be as well.", "Aku: How will you get them?", "Sarpedon: I'll just listen to the one I've got. She'll whisper to me when the others need their guardians the most. When they're the most vulnerable. You taught me well, Aku.", "(Aku stands up.)", "Aku: I hope well enough.", "(Sarpedon throws an energy ball at Aku and vanquishes him.)", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Piper is sitting beside Leo. Phoebe is placing crystals around them.]", "Piper: Why isn't he saying anything? Do you think he's all right?", "Phoebe: Yes, I think he's doing exactly what he needs to be doing. Sure you don't want to help me out here?", "Piper: No, I'm fine right here.", "Phoebe: Sweetie, you said it yourself. This is something that he needs to do.", "Piper: Yeah, well, I can have second thoughts, can't I? I mean, what if something happens to him?", "Phoebe: Well, hopefully his guardian angels are taking care of him.", "Piper: I don't think angels have angels, Phoebe. It's redundant. You just protect ours so we can protect him.", "[Leo's vision.]", "Leo: So I don't understand. If I'm in the past, what are you doing here?", "Chris: I'm guiding you.", "Leo: So you're real?", "Chris: No. But I represent something that is. I died in your arms, dad. Killed by everything you thought was good. I'm your root pain, okay. And I'm gonna be sticking with you until you're ready to let me go.", "Leo: How will I know when that is?", "Chris: Come on. Let's check out some parts of your life that you really need to remember.", "Leo: Do I have a choice?", "Chris: Hey, it's your vision quest. It's up to you. Come on.", "(In a flash they are standing in the ghostly plane in the episode \"The Courtship of Wyatt's Father\".)", "Leo: Where are we now?", "(He looks over to see himself and Piper. His other self strokes Piper's face and says \"I never stopped loving you\". His other self and Piper kiss.)", "Chris: That feeling's what it's all about, dad. You died fighting evil in the war, then you were reborn as a Whitelighter to fight evil again. That led you to mum, love, to all that's good. (They flash to the scene in \"The Day The Magic Died\" after Piper gives birth to Wyatt\".) To the day Wyatt was born. (The flash to \"It's A Bad, Bad, Bad, World Pt 2\" after Chris was born.) To the day when I was born. Do you understand now? All the pain, all the sacrifices, it's all been for good. That's what you're all about, dad. That's what you've always been about. That's what the future's about too. You just need to believe in that again. Go. Your family's waiting for you.", "[Cut to the attic. Leo wakes up.]", "Leo: Piper.", "Piper: Hey. How you feeling?", "Leo: Good. (The creature head appears and floats towards Leo.) Wait.", "(Piper and Phoebe look around but don't see the creature head.)", "Piper: What? What is it? (The creature head enters Leo's body. Leo falls back asleep.) Leo? Leo? Leo, wake up. Leo. Wake up.", "[Leo's vision: Leo wakes up in a white area covered in mist. There are headstones surrounding him. Alpha appears.]", "Leo: Who are you? What do you want?", "Alpha: I want you to see the truth, Leo. I want you to see the real future.", "(In front of Leo is a headstone reading \"Halliwell: Penny, Patty, Prue, Piper, Phoebe, Paige, Wyatt, Chris\".)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Piper and Phoebe are sitting beside Leo.]", "Piper: We've gotta do something.", "Phoebe: There's nothing we can do. He's back in the quest. Only he can get himself out of it.", "Piper: But he was just out. I think something made him go back in, something he saw.", "Phoebe: I don't think anything can get past the crystals.", "Piper: What about the new power?", "Phoebe: I didn't see any floating heads.", "Piper: Doesn't mean they weren't there.", "Leo: Why are you doing this?", "[Leo's vision.]", "Leo: Why are you doing this to me? I wanna get out of here.", "Alpha: You can't leave yet, Leo. You're not ready. You haven't seen what you need to see.", "Leo: Why are you haunting me?", "Alpha: Haunting? (He chuckles.) No. The creature heads were a necessary part of guiding you to the truth. To the truth that lies beyond good and evil. To us.", "Leo: Us?", "Alpha: Avatars. We are a power. One that offers a better way, a solution to this. You see, Leo, the future Chris failed to mention the death of all the people that you love. Sometimes peaceful, sometimes painful, but always inevitable. And all well before their time.", "Leo: Death is apart of life.", "Alpha: Natural death, yes. But not death caused by the pointless, endless battles between good and evil.", "Leo: It's not pointless, it's necessary. And when good wins...", "Alpha: Wins? Duality is self perpetuating. It feeds only on itself. That's why the battle has been raging since the dawn of time. There is no winner.", "Leo: There can be.", "Alpha: How? With good there is always evil, so the battle never ends. Not until there is nothing left. That is the future your fight is leading to. Not good, nor evil, only nothing.", "(Alpha waves his hand and they are surrounded by black.)", "Leo: No!", "[Cut to the attic.]", "Piper: Leo, who are you talking to?", "Phoebe: He can't hear you.", "Piper: Well, he's hearing someone. (Sarpedon smokes in.) Leo, Leo.", "(Sarpedon dives for them but he hits the crystal cage and it sends him flying across the room.)", "[Cut to the kitchen. Paige and Brody hear a crash upstairs.]", "Brody: What was that?", "Paige: Stay here.", "Brody: Why?", "Paige: Just stay.", "(Paige orbs out. Brody pulls out his gun.)", "[Cut to the attic. Sarpedon gets back up.]", "Phoebe: Guess your guardians didn't tell you about that.", "Sarpedon: That's why I want yours. So these kinds of things don't happen again.", "(Paige orbs in. She goes to throw a potion but trips over.)", "Paige: Damn it.", "Phoebe: Paige, quick, in here.", "(Paige throws the potion but the celerity demon deflects it. She orbs out and orbs back in in the crystal cage.)", "Sarpedon: You're getting to be a pain. You can't hide in there forever.", "(Agent Brody walks in.)", "Brody: Paige? What the hell?", "(He shoots at Sarpedon and he knocks it out of Agent Brody's hand. He grabs Agent Brody by the neck.)", "Paige: Leave him alone!", "Sarpedon: No, there's too much at stake. Besides, I could use the leverage.", "(He smokes out with Agent Brody.)", "Paige: Oh, no.", "[Cut to the underworld. Cave. Sarpedon punches Agent Brody and he falls to the ground.]", "Sarpedon: You're not a witch. What are you?", "Brody: I'm a Federal Agent.", "(Sarpedon laughs.)", "Sarpedon: A what? And you know about all this? Magic? Demons?", "Brody: I'm getting a quick education.", "Sarpedon: It won't do you much good. I only need you long enough for the witches to attempt the rescue. And since they're obviously otherwise occupied and I'm a guardian, they won't all come at once. Someone will be left behind and that's when I'll attack.", "Brody: I'm just curious. What do you want with all these guardians? If you don't mind me asking.", "Sarpedon: I don't want them. I need them.", "Brody: Worried about the new power, are we?", "Sarpedon: You know about the Avatars?", "Brody: Avatars? So that's what they're called?", "(Sarpedon grabs Agent Brody around the neck.)", "Sarpedon: Yes, that's what they're called. And I for one won't be cast aside by them when the time comes for them to take power. Which is why I need more guardians. Which is the only reason I'm keeping you alive.", "(He throws Agent Brody across the cave.)", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Paige is scrying.]", "Phoebe: So what are you gonna do if you find him?", "Paige: What do you mean what am I gonna do? I am gonna save him. We are going to save him.", "Phoebe: But it's a trap. The demon said so himself. He just took him for leverage.", "Paige: So we're just gonna let him get killed?", "Phoebe: He's not gonna kill him, okay? He needs him alive.", "Paige: Yeah, but for how long? Piper, help me out.", "Piper: I'm with Phoebe here. Sarpedon is really powerful and he's got all those guardians.", "Paige: Yeah, including mine.", "Phoebe: And that's why you're not thinking straight. Paige, we can't go after him. It's ridiculous.", "Paige: Yeah, well, I'm not just gonna let him rot either. (The crystal points to a place on the map.) I'll go get him myself.", "(Paige orbs out.)", "[Cut to the underworld. Cave. Paige orbs in. She looks around.]", "Paige: Kyle? Kyle? Kyle? Kyle.", "(Kyle is tied to the cave roof, barely conscious.)", "[Cut to the manor. Attic.]", "Phoebe: Okay, so now that we know where they are, all we have to do is mix up a new vanquishing potion and get Paige's spell.", "Piper: Yeah, but that would mean we would have to go to the book which is in the kitchen, which entails us going downstairs, away from the crystals, which means the demon could slice and dice us.", "Phoebe: True, but for all we know, the demon could already have Paige.", "Piper: Us getting killed doesn't change that. Besides, I can't leave Leo.", "Phoebe: Okay, I know this is really hard for you, Piper, but there's nothing that we can do to help Leo. He's gotta fight this fight on his own. But we can help Paige.", "Piper: All right, let's just make it fast.", "Phoebe: Okay. Remember, if the demon attacks, grab the amulet.", "Piper: Oh, sure, yeah, no problem. (Piper and Phoebe walk down the stairs and head for the kitchen. Sarpedon smokes in behind Phoebe.) Phoebe!", "(Phoebe turns around and Sarpedon stabs her in the stomach with his spiked glove. She falls to the floor. He turns to Piper.)", "Sarpedon: Next.", "Phoebe: Hey. Where's your amulet?", "(Phoebe holds up his amulet then falls unconscious.)", "Piper: No. (Sarpedon stabs Piper and she blows him up. His spiked glove is left sticking out of her stomach. She falls to the floor.) Leo.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Leo's vision. Leo and Alpha are still surrounded by darkness.]", "Leo: What do you mean this is the end? The end of what?", "Alpha: The end of the battle. Between good and evil. Its outcome. Mutual destruction and the eternal void that necessarily follows.", "Leo: How is this possible?", "Alpha: I'm afraid it's unavoidable. A flawed design. There is however, another way. A better way. That is what we represent, Leo. But we'll need your help to implement and the Charmed Ones, of course, when they're ready.", "Leo: What way is that?", "Alpha: Utopia. A world where good and evil no longer exist. Where the battle is behind you, behind everyone. A world where you and Piper no longer have to suffer through the obstacles that have kept you apart.", "Leo: What's the catch?", "Alpha: Only the courage to change. Unless it's already too late.", "[Cut to the manor. Attic. Alpha is there. Leo wakes up.]", "Leo: Piper.", "Alpha: She's not here, Leo. I'm afraid there isn't much time.", "Leo: Piper? Piper! (Leo runs downstairs and Alpha follows. Leo finds Piper and Phoebe dead on the floor.) Why did you do this?", "Alpha: We didn't do this, Leo. Evil did. It might not be too late though to reverse it, if you join us.", "Leo: You can save them?", "Alpha: We can save everyone, Leo. With your help. (Leo nods.) So be it. (Alpha holds out his hands and a glowing light hits Leo. Leo glows for a couple of seconds.) Welcome to the fold.", "Leo: What do I do next?", "Alpha: Heal them.", "Leo: I can't heal them, they're dead.", "Alpha: You're an Avatar now, Leo. You have all you need. You have the powers.", "(Alpha disappears. Leo holds out his arms and a beam of light flows out of his hands and hits Piper and Phoebe. Paige orbs in with Agent Brody.)", "Paige: Leo?", "(The beams of light vanish and Piper and Phoebe wake up.)", "Leo: Piper.", "Piper: You're back. (Leo helps her up. Paige goes over to Phoebe.) I thought I was...", "Phoebe: Dead?", "(Paige notices the amulet in Phoebe's hand.)", "Paige: Where did you get that?", "Phoebe: From the demon I guess.", "Brody: So that's it? It's over?", "Piper: Is it?", "Paige: I've never seen you heal anyone like that, Leo.", "Piper: Did something happen to you?", "Leo: What do you mean?", "Piper: In the vision quest, you seemed like you were in pain.", "Leo: Yeah, well, something I had to go through, I guess, to see the truth.", "[Scene: P3. The Donnas are playing on stage. Piper and Phoebe are sitting on the couches near by.]", "Piper: Thanks for getting Rex to do that sound check. They sounded great.", "Phoebe: Yeah, actually, I forgot to do that. What? I was very busy trying to save your husband.", "Piper: All right, down girl, easy, don't worry about it.", "Phoebe: I guess I get a little testy when someone kills me, you know.", "Piper: Oh, come on, we weren't killed, we were just maimed. Leo can't heal the dead.", "(Paige walks up to them.)", "Paige: Hey, ladies. Sorry I'm late. Oh, you guys look great for being recently deceased.", "Piper: We weren't dead. Ah, forget it.", "(A waitress with a tray full of drinks walks over to them.)", "Paige: Hey.", "(The waitress almost drops the tray and Paige quickly catches the drinks before they fall.)", "Waitress: Sorry. God, I'm sorry, my bad.", "(The waitress walks away.)", "Piper: I see you got your angel back.", "Paige: Thank god. No pun intended.", "Phoebe: What about Agent Brody?", "Paige: Who?", "Phoebe: All right, Kyle. You know, just because we almost got him killed, doesn't mean we have to trust him.", "Piper: Oh, come on, now. Enough of this already. Everything turned out fine like it always does. Well, almost always does.", "Paige: Except for the Avatars. Kyle said that that's what the demon called the new power.", "Phoebe: Doesn't ring any bells. (Leo walks up to them.) Well, well, well, look at you. Welcome back.", "Leo: Thank you. It's good to be back, believe me.", "Piper: No voices, floating heads, guilt trips?", "Leo: No, nothing.", "Paige: Ever hear of the avatars?", "Leo: Avatars? Why?", "Paige: Just they could be the big bad everyone's worried about.", "Leo: I will look into it. But first, a toast to being back together, new beginnings.", "Piper: I will drink to that.", "(They clink their drinks together.)" ]	Charmed	07x07	Someone To Witch Over Me	SpicyAlejandra
Charmed_07x08.json	[ "When a murder occurs at Magic School, Paige and Agent Brody get sucked into an unfinished gangster novel during their investigation. However, their only hope for getting back into the real world is to find the author of the story and get the story finished. As the pair work on their adventure in the pages of the book, Piper, Leo, and Phoebe work on trying to finish the story themselves to bring Paige and Brody back to the present before they're killed by the story's criminal element." ]	[ "[Scene: Magic School. Paige, Miss Donovan and a gnome are there. Miss Donovan and the gnome are going through some books.]", "Miss Donovan: Lord of the Rings?", "Gnome: Historically inaccurate.", "Miss Donovan: Harry Potter?", "Gnome: Filled with juvenile delinquents.", "Miss Donovan: Even the Wizard of Oz?", "Gnome: Disparaging to little people. Munchkins being persecuted. Filth!", "Paige: Oh, come on, seriously.", "Miss Donovan: It is the same story with all the books. None of them deserve to be banned.", "Gnome: I suppose you want another naked Godiva riding out of the book again.", "Paige: Is that what this is all about? Godiva?", "Miss Donovan: It's just an excuse and he knows it. He's using it to push his own agenda which is to stifle freedom of speech.", "(The gnome shakes his hand and Miss Donovan's mouth seals up.)", "Gnome: Now that's what I call stifling.", "Paige: That is uncalled for. You give her her mouth back now.", "(He waves his hand and unseals her mouth.)", "Miss Donovan: Why you little worm. I should...", "Gnome: Little. Did you hear that? She's a size-ist.", "Miss Donovan: What? I didn't...", "Paige: Okay, Miss Donovan, would you please just give us a moment, okay?", "(Miss Donovan sighs and leaves the room.)", "Gnome: It's always the ones you least expect.", "Paige: Professor, please, you have to understand she is a librarian. Books are her life. In fact, I don't think she's wrong. None of these books are dangerous. (Paige picks up a book.) Crossed, Double-Crossed? This doesn't even look magical.", "Gnome: Just look at the cover. It's filled with violence, I'm sure.", "Paige: You haven't even read that?", "Gnome: Didn't waste my time. It's garbage.", "Paige: Are you kidding me? The 30's were a fabulous era, okay? Drama, passion, intrigue.", "(Leo walks in.)", "Leo: Uh, excuse me, Paige, sorry. Can I talk to you for a minute?", "Paige: Just a minute. Professor, the next time you attempt to ban books, how about you attempt reading some.", "(Paige leaves the room with Leo. The gnome picks up the Crossed Double-Crossed book and opens it up. The book glows and sucks the gnome inside. The book drops to the floor.)", "[Cut to Paige's Office. Paige and Leo walk in.]", "Paige: Thank you for saving me from that little gnome. I was about to strangle him.", "Leo: You're welcome. How'd you like to return the favour by, say, babysitting tonight?", "Paige: Um, no. That's all I do here, Leo. I baby-sit. I baby-sit students, I baby-sit teachers, I baby-sit.", "Leo: Come on, Paige, please? It's the only way Piper will go out with me if I can get somebody to watch the kids.", "Paige: You asked Piper out and she said yes?", "Leo: Well, I haven't actually asked her out yet. She's been a little unapproachable lately.", "Paige: Maybe it's because you've kind of done this miraculous turn around. Maybe you should just ease into things a little.", "Leo: Well, that's why the date. Phoebe's been helping me plan it out. She's given me some tips. Come on, please.", "Paige: I don't want to. I just don't.", "Leo: Thanks, you're the best.", "(Leo orbs out.)", "Paige: Leo.", "(Paige hears a scream.)", "[Cut to the hall. Miss Donovan is there. Paige walks in.]", "Paige: What is it? What's wrong? (Paige sees the gnome dead on the floor with bullet holes in his chest.) What happened?", "Miss Donovan: I don't know.", "Opening Credits", "[Scene: Magic School. Miss Donovan is sitting on a couch crying. Paige hands her a box of tissues.]", "Paige: Miss Donovan, are you sure you didn't hear anything, see anything?", "Miss Donovan: No, and I came in and he was lying there, dead.", "Paige: Okay, what is so strange about this, is that Magic School is meant to be protected. Nobody can get killed here, let alone with bullets.", "Miss Donovan: Well, well, it did happen before. Once.", "Paige: What? What happened?", "Miss Donovan: Well, about 20 years ago, there was two students, brothers. One of them killed the other. Maybe it's him?", "(Phoebe walks in.)", "Phoebe: Okay, let's make this fast. I got a city of lonely people and I'm playing cupid. Oh, Miss Donovan, why are you crying?", "Paige: It's one of our teachers. He...", "Phoebe: Oh, did he break your heart? Well, you called the right person. I can handle this.", "Paige: No...", "Phoebe: Shh. Cupid works alone. Now, did he hurt you? I know, I know, it hurts but you can't give up on love. It could be the biggest mistake you ever make. Now, I could fix you up with one of my readers because I'm doing this series in my newspaper where I'm playing matchmaker. And I actually have one in mind for you.", "Paige: Wait. He didn't break her heart he was murdered.", "Phoebe: Oh. Why didn't you tell me that?", "Paige: I tried to but cupid shushed me. Miss Donovan, until we figure out what is going on here and who did this, nobody can leave the school.", "Miss Donovan: I didn't kill him.", "Paige: Then I'm sure you don't mind staying until we figure out who did. Crystals, circle. (Three crystals orb off the side table and orb onto the floor around Miss Donovan to create a shield.) Let's go talk in the other room.", "Phoebe: Okay. (Phoebe and Paige walk out of the room.) So what do you think, Nancy Drew? Lovers quarrel?", "Paige: Hardly. She hated him. Everybody did. That means the entire school is a suspect.", "(They walk into the great hall.)", "Phoebe: Wait, a gnome was shot? That seems awfully human, doesn't it?", "Paige: Yeah. I'd say we are definitely out of our league. We don't do bullets. We need to call the police.", "Phoebe: Did you try Darryl?", "Paige: I tried, he hung up on me again. Look, the way he feels about magic he's not coming here anytime soon.", "Phoebe: So I guess we're on our own.", "Paige: We could try Kyle.", "Phoebe: What, Brody? You wanna tell Brody about the Magic School now?", "Paige: There isn't gonna be a Magic School if the Elders find out there was a murder on my watch. So we need to solve this fast.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but Brody?", "Paige: Kyle.", "Phoebe: Okay, look, I'm sorry, I really am, and I tried, I did. But I don't trust him, therefore I'm gonna continue calling him Brody and you can call him Kyle because you have a crush on him.", "Paige: I do not have a crush on him. My interest is strictly professional.", "Phoebe: Right.", "Paige: Listen, I am the head mistress of this school, okay, so I decide and I trust him, I need him to do the CSI part of this. Can you please get Piper, check the book and you do the magical part.", "Phoebe: What about the whole date I planned for Piper? Did Leo tell you about the roses? The roses are great.", "Paige: Home!", "(Paige orbs Phoebe out.)", "[Scene: P3. Piper is there wiping some glasses. It suddenly turns into a rose. Then dozens of vases of roses suddenly appear around the bar.]", "Piper: All right, what's going on?", "Leo's Voice: Do you like them?", "(Piper turns around to see Leo walking down the stairs.)", "Piper: Leo, what if somebody saw this?", "Leo: I sensed. There's nobody here. (He walks over to her.) Nobody except the most beautiful woman in the world.", "Piper: Have you been on top of the bridge again lately? Because I'm telling you, there's not enough oxygen up there.", "Leo: It's not that. I'm just starting to see things more clearly now. And the thing I see most clear is you. I want us to start over again.", "Piper: Uh, like right now? As in today?", "Leo: Why wait? I'm not asking for much, just have dinner with me tonight.", "Piper: Um, I can't. Who's gonna watch the kids?", "Leo: Paige. And don't worry about the club, Rex said he can handle it.", "Piper: You talked to my manager before you talked to me?", "Leo: Well, I wanted your mind to be at ease.", "Piper: Yeah, that's not really working.", "Leo: Don't you want to be with me again?", "Piper: No, of course I do, it's just...", "Leo: It's just what?", "Piper: It's just different, you know. I've spent months trying to keep you from falling into this psychotic abyss and now that you're fine, I can't just flick a switch and be all lovey-dovey. I doesn't work that way. (The phone rings and Piper answers it.) Hello? Yeah, okay, I'm on my way. What? They're beautiful, Phoebe, now stay out of it.", "(She hangs up.)", "Leo: She's just trying to help.", "Piper: Yeah, I know. Look, Leo, I appreciate the gesture, I do, and I'm not saying no, I'm just saying I need some time.", "Leo: I understand.", "(Piper leaves. Alpha and Beta, a female Avatar, appear.)", "Alpha: The roses are lovely.", "Beta: But you could do so much more with our collective powers.", "Leo: What's the point if I don't get Piper back?", "Alpha: I thought we had shown you the point, Leo. A world beyond good and evil. A world without conflict.", "Leo: Without Piper.", "Beta: In time she may return but for now you must embrace your new life as an Avatar and help the sisters into the fold.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Brody's Apartment. Brody lets Paige into the apartment.]", "Brody: Come in.", "(She looks at the messy room.)", "Paige: Wow. Obsess much about the Avatars?", "Brody: Yeah. It's pretty much all I've been able to think about since we found out what they were called. I've been looking for a break like this for a while.", "Paige: Did you find anything new about them?", "Brody: No, not really. Just, you know, pieces. Not enough to figure out how to find them or what they want.", "Paige: Um, when was the last time you got out of here?", "Brody: A couple of days.", "Paige: Well, how about coming out with me and getting some nice fresh air.", "Brody: No, thanks. I really think I should, um...", "Paige: I think that you should come with me and focus on something equally mysterious.", "Brody: Yeah, like what?", "Paige: Like a murder mystery. We could really use your help.", "Brody: Paige, come on, you know I didn't come here for that.", "Paige: I know. But if you help us, I can let you take a little peek at Magic School.", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Phoebe is there flipping through the Book of Shadows. Piper walks in.]", "Piper: All right, talk to me.", "Phoebe: Okay, well, just so you know, the flowers were totally Leo's idea. It was just my idea to get a lot of them and to have you walk in...", "Piper: I was talking about the gnome, not the husband.", "Phoebe: Oh, right, of course. Um, well, according to the book, they don't have any natural enemies but as a species they tend to piss people off.", "Piper: But you said he was shot. Who would shoot a gnome? And why is the G silent?", "Phoebe: That's a really good question. I think the fact that he was shot in Magic School is what worries Paige the most.", "Piper: I don't blame her. The boys aren't still there, are they?", "Phoebe: No, she brought them back, they're taking they're naps.", "Piper: I'm just getting really tired of this.", "Phoebe: Don't worry, we'll figure out who killed him.", "Piper: No, not the gnome, the husband.", "Phoebe: Oh, I can't keep up. He's just trying to reconnect with you, you know that, right?", "Piper: No, I know, I do, and I would like to do that as well, just, I don't know, I can't help but think...", "Phoebe: Your guard's up.", "Piper: Yeah, and...", "Phoebe: You wanna lower it, you just can't.", "Piper: But still, I...", "Phoebe: Feel vulnerable and don't want to get hurt again.", "Piper: Uh, could I possibly have a chance to express my feelings?", "Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure, go ahead.", "Piper: I don't know what to do. I mean, he's been great, he's been really great and he's totally changed but I can't help but feel that something's just not right. It's too good to be true. But then I can't just shut up and be happy, right?", "[Scene: Magic School. Miss Donovan is there reading a book. Paige orbs in with Brody.]", "Miss Donovan: Well, it's about time.", "Paige: Sorry, sorry we took so long.", "Miss Donovan: Who's this?", "Brody: Uh, Agent Brody. Homeland Security.", "(He holds out his hand to shake hers and touches the crystal cage. It zaps him and he flies backwards.)", "Paige: Ooh. Sorry, forgot to warn you about that. (He groans.) You okay?", "Brody: No, I'm not. (He stands up.) So what is she? A demon, warlock or what?", "Miss Donovan: No. I'm a librarian.", "Paige: And a suspect unless you say otherwise. (Paige picks up a crystal.) All clear.", "(Brody picks up a book and holds it out towards Miss Donovan.)", "Brody: Yeah. Just checking. All right. (He opens a suitcase and puts on some rubber gloves.) If you could hold out your hands for me, please.", "Miss Donovan: Why? What are you gonna do?", "Brody: Well, if you fired a gun recently, this'll show the residue.", "(She holds out her hands.)", "Miss Donovan: I'm telling you it had to be the Mullen boy.", "Paige: Who?", "Miss Donovan: Eddie Mullen. I remember his name now. The kid who shot his brother 20 years ago here.", "Paige: Okay, but how and why would this person come back?", "Miss Donovan: I don't know.", "Brody: Well, she's... she's clean. She couldn't have done it.", "Miss Donovan: Thank you.", "Paige: Sorry about that. Can you do me a huge favour and find out everything you can about the Mullen brothers. And keep it quiet because I really don't want the Elders to find out.", "Miss Donovan: Very well.", "Paige: Thanks.", "(Miss Donovan leaves the room.)", "Brody: Where's the body? (They walk into the great hall.) Whoa. All these books on magic?", "Paige: Yes, they are.", "Brody: Any of them on the Avatars?", "Paige: I don't know but I'll let you look at all of them if you help me out with this.", "(They stand in front of the gnome.)", "Brody: Oh. What is he?", "Paige: He is a gnome. And one of my teachers.", "Brody: Gnome. Great. Now I suppose you're gonna tell me leprechauns and fairies exist now too?", "Paige: Well, actually, yeah.", "Brody: Never mind. I can only take so much at a time. (He kneels down beside the gnome.) Well, the body was moved, he wasn't shot here.", "Paige: How do you know?", "Brody: There's no blood spatter on the floor. (He picks the book off the floor.) \"Crossed, Double-Crossed\". (He stands next to Paige.) By the Mullen... the Mullen brothers.", "Paige: Mullen brothers? (Brody flips through the book and turns to a chapter.) It's not finished.", "Brody: \"The streets were quiet after Shorty died. Too quiet.\"", "Paige: Shorty. Close the book.", "Brody: What? Why?", "(The book glows and sucks them into it. The book falls to the floor and closes.)", "[Cut to inside the book. It's the 1930's. Everything is in black and white. Paige and Brody appear in the middle of the street.]", "Brody: What happened? Where are we?", "(A car horn honks and heads straight for them. Brody grabs Paige and pulls her to the sidewalk.)", "Paige: Oh, god, I think we got sucked into the book just like the gnome.", "Brody: Sucked into the book?", "Paige: Oh, yeah, don't worry, magical things happen to us all the time but this is the first time in black and white.", "Brody: We're not black and... How are we in black and white? Paige, what the hell is going on here?", "(Two men in suits walk up to them.)", "Man #1: Well, well, what do we have here? A couple of new couples.", "Brody: Oh, man, you gotta be kidding me.", "Man #1: Pals of Shorty's?", "Paige: The gnome. Let me handle this. Yeah, maybe we are. What's it to you?", "Man #1: Don't get wise with me, Legs. You're here for the same reason Shorty was. Looking for the falcon, ain't ya? But it belongs to Johnny.", "Brody: Hey, look, guys, I think you've got us confused with somebody else.", "Man #1: I don't think so.", "(He pulls out his gun. Brody pulls out his gun and shoots at the two men.)", "Brody: Orb us out of here, Paige.", "Paige: I can't, my powers won't work.", "Brody: Just run. Come on, run.", "(Paige and Brody run down the street. The two men shoot at them.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Inside the Book. Bogey's Apparel. Paige and Brody are changing into 1930's clothing. Paige is behind a changing screen.]", "Brody: You turned me into a felon, you know that, right? Breaking and entering, vandalism, theft.", "Paige: It's a fiction story in a fiction world. I highly doubt we're breaking any laws.", "Brody: It may be a fiction world but those bullets seemed pretty damn real to me.", "Paige: Yeah, well, that's precisely why we need to blend in before those goons come to get us again. (She reaches out and grabs a dress. She looks at Brody.) Are you peaking?", "Brody: No. Are you? (She pulls a face.) Have we any chance of getting out of here like the gnome did, only alive?", "Paige: I don't know, I think the book expelled him after he was killed. The same thing must've happened to the Mullen boy.", "Brody: Wait a minute, I thought he was killed by his brother.", "Paige: Well, I think everybody thought that because they disappeared at the same exact time. Maybe he's still here.", "Brody: Well, we gotta find him then. If he wrote the thing, he's gotta know how to get out of here, right?", "Paige: Although, if he does know, why wouldn't he have left? I mean, it's been 20 years.", "Brody: I don't know. I don't know. I mean, if we find him, maybe he can, uh, you know... (Paige walks out from behind the changing screen wearing a dress.) We can, uh... wow. You look great.", "Paige: Thank you. Do I look like Lana Turner.", "Brody: Right out of \"The Postman Always Rings Twice\". The good version. You know, um, you may not blend in very well in that outfit there, Lana.", "Paige: Well, I'm thinking as long as we're down here we might as well have some fun.", "(He looks through a phonebook.)", "Brody: Yeah, well, you have fun, I'm just gonna survive. Here it is, Mullen. (They hear sirens outside.) You think they're coming after us?", "Paige: I don't think we should stick around and find out.", "Brody: Come on, out the window. Let's go. (They go to the window.) I got it.", "(He opens the window and they climb out. Man #1 kicks open the door.)", "Man #1: Go around back, try and pinch them. You think they're after the falcon?", "Man #2: Isn't everybody? But if they think they're gonna get it before we do, they got another thing coming.", "[Scene: Magic School. Great Hall. Piper, Phoebe and Miss Donovan are there.]", "Miss Donovan: I'm telling you, I don't know where Paige is. I haven't seen her since she sent me to get these files.", "Phoebe: But you were her prime suspect. How did you get out of the cage?", "Miss Donovan: Well, she let me out after her cop friend exonerated me.", "Piper: Darryl?", "Phoebe: Brody.", "Piper: She brought him here?", "Miss Donovan: He wanted to see the body. That's why they came this way. That's odd.", "Phoebe: What's odd?", "Miss Donovan: That book, it's been moved.", "(Phoebe picks up the book and gets a premonition.)", "Piper: What? What did you see?", "Phoebe: I saw Paige on the best seller list. She's in this book. They both are.", "Piper: Well, what do you mean? Open it up, get them out.", "Phoebe: No, I can't. What if it sucks us in there too? Oh, god, we need Leo.", "Piper: Leo?", "Phoebe: Look, Piper, I know you need time but I don't think we have it. At least Leo will be able to sense them to make sure they're okay.", "Piper: All right, all right.", "Phoebe: Okay. Uh, but we should do this at home in case we need the Book of Shadows to get them out. (to Miss Donovan) Can you watch Wyatt and Chris?", "Miss Donovan: Oh, sure, of course. Oh, but take these. (She hands them a file.) They're the Mullen brothers' school records. It might help.", "Piper: The Mullen brothers? Who are they?", "[Scene: Inside the Book. Paige and Brody are standing in front of a door that reads \"Mullen Bros. Detective Agency\".]", "Paige: They're dicks.", "(Brody chuckles.)", "Brody: Dicks.", "Paige: No, like private eyes, detectives. Don't you see? They wrote themselves in as the heroes of their own book. Like Sam Spade or Phillip Marlow.", "(They walk into the office. Johnny and Eddie are there.)", "Paige: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.", "Johnny: The newcomers? Eddie, I thought you said you didn't know 'em.", "Eddie: Um, I don't. I've never seen them before in my life.", "Brody: Wait a minute. You're Eddie?", "Eddie: You got a problem with that?", "Paige: No, we were just expecting somebody older.", "Johnny: You like older, toots? Take a gander my way.", "Brody: Hey, why don't you gander somewhere else, buddy. Who are you?", "Johnny: My name's Johnny. Johnny the Gent. I think you made the acquaintance of a few of my boys.", "Brody: Johnny, right. Yeah, I think they dropped your name in between Tommy gun blasts.", "Johnny: Simple misunderstanding. Everyone's on edge on account of the falcon.", "Paige: The falcon as in the Maltese falcon?", "Eddie: Nah, everyone knows the Maltese was a fake. This one's the real deal. The Burmese falcon.", "Brody: Burmese, you can't be serious. It's a total rip off.", "Johnny: Rip off or no, I figure that's why you're here. You don't happen to know where it is, would ya?", "Paige: Maybe we do but that's between us and Eddie. We have business to discuss. Alone.", "Eddie: Thanks, I got enough business.", "Paige: No, please, you're the only one who can help us. See, we came from your school. We just can't seem to find our way back.", "Johnny: Be polite, Eddie. Here 'em out. Besides, it might be lucrative. (Johnny heads for the door.) I'll be in touch.", "(Johnny leaves.)", "Eddie: In all the books, in all the libraries, in all the world, you gotta get sucked into this one?", "(They walk into another room.)", "Brody: You don't seem too happy to see us.", "Eddie: Well, should I be?", "(Eddie picks up a cigarette.)", "Paige: What are you doing? Don't you know those things'll kill you?", "Eddie: If the smokes don't get me, the bullets will.", "Paige: Just like they got your brother?", "Brody: Look, what happened, Eddie? Who killed him?", "Eddie: It was a couple of corrupt cops. They were trying to stop him from getting the falcon before they did.", "Paige: Falcon? What is it with this falcon? Why does everyone want it so badly?", "Eddie: Because we wrote them that way, that's why. It's their whole motivation.", "Paige: Very impressive. Quite a magical world you boys have concocted here. Must have been very advanced students.", "Eddie: Dan was the creative one. It was his idea, I was just along for the ride. It was supposed to be fun.", "Brody: So why haven't you left yet?", "Eddie: I can't. The only way out is to end the story. Can't do that until the falcon's found.", "Paige: You don't know where it is?", "Eddie: No. Dan and I laid down the fundamentals at the beginning. The story's got a life of its own now.", "Brody: So what have you been doing for the last 20 years? Sitting on your ass?", "Eddie: 20 years? No, Dan just died yesterday.", "Paige: No, not on the outside he didn't. You guys have created some sort of different time in here, one where no one ages, apparently.", "Eddie: No, they just get killed. Thanks to me.", "Brody: This is ridiculous, all right? Look kid...", "(The phone rings. Eddie answers it.)", "Eddie: This is Eddie, hold the line, please. (to Paige and Brody) If you don't mind.", "Paige: Yeah, no problem.", "(Paige and Brody leave the room.)", "Eddie: Hi, go ahead, Johnny. No, they don't know anything about the falcon but I think they're gonna be trouble anyways.", "[Cut to outside the room.]", "Brody: I'm telling you. He knows more than he's letting on. He's hiding something.", "Paige: Yeah, he's hiding pain. Real pain. I don't think that's supposed to be part of the story.", "Brody: So what if he feels guilty? Doesn't mean he didn't kill his brother. We could be next.", "Paige: Look, I know an innocent, okay? I think the only way to get out of this is to figure out who to help him first.", "(Eddie comes out of the room.)", "Eddie: Good news. That was an anonymous source, gave me a lead on the falcon.", "Brody: Oh, well, that's great, that's great. So what, you just happened to get this tip just now?", "Eddie: Well, you guys coming here must have triggered the story to move forward. If we find the falcon, we can get out. Isn't that what you want?", "Paige: Yeah, of course, isn't that what you want?", "Eddie: Yeah, sure. Um, I'll go get my car.", "(Eddie leaves.)", "Brody: I hope you know what you're doing. (Paige sense something.) What, what is it?", "Paige: Strange, I almost feel as if someone's calling to me.", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Piper, Phoebe and Leo are there. Leo is holding the book and sensing Paige.]", "Leo: Paige is still alive in there. I don't know about Kyle.", "Phoebe: Wait, you're calling him Kyle now, too?", "Leo: Well, that's his name, isn't it?", "Phoebe: I knew she should not have gotten him involved in this. This is a bad idea. I'm sure it's his fault.", "Piper: Forget about whose fault it is. We need to get them out of there without getting trapped ourselves.", "Leo: Maybe I can help.", "Piper: What are you doing?", "Leo: It's all right, I'll be okay.", "(He opens the book and it starts to suck him in.)", "Piper: Leo.", "(The avatars appear behind Piper and Phoebe. They hold out their arms and their hands glow. The book stops sucking Leo in and the Avatars disappear.)", "Phoebe: You must have shorted it out. How did you do that?", "Leo: I guess I'm just a little more focused now.", "(Piper and Phoebe look at the open book. Sentences are appearing on the page.)", "Piper: What is it doing?", "Phoebe: It looks like it's writing itself as if it were unfolding right now.", "(They look at the illustration.)", "Piper: Is that Paige and Brody?", "Leo: Who's driving?", "Phoebe: Eddie Mullen I think. Listen. \"Riding in Eddie's car, Lana and the Fed...\"", "Piper: Lana and the Fed?", "Phoebe: Hey, at least he's not calling him Kyle, you know what I mean?", "Piper: \"Lana and the Fed had no idea they were being driven straight into a trap.\"", "Leo: He's setting them up?", "Phoebe: What do you expect? It's called Crossed, Double-Crossed.", "(Phoebe takes the book and picks up a pen.)", "Piper: What are you doing?", "Phoebe: I am trying my hand at being a novelist. See if I can write in a little twist to help Paige out. \"Then suddenly they got a flat tyre.\"", "[Cut to inside the book. Paige, Brody and Eddie are in the car. The car gets a flat tyre.]", "Brody: What the hell was that?", "Eddie: It's a flat tyre but I don't understand, that's impossible.", "Paige: What, you can't get a flat tyre in your book?", "Eddie: No. It's too cliché.", "Paige: Okay, who put it in there?", "(Eddie starts to get out.)", "Brody: Whoa, whoa. Where you going?", "Eddie: What? It's just up around the corner, we can get there on foot.", "Brody: Oh, come on, you're lying. He's lying. Eddie, I want some answers and I want them now.", "(Police cars pulls up beside them.)", "Eddie: I think you got your answer.", "(Johnny gets out of the car.)", "Johnny: We were wondering what was taking so long, Eddie. We were waiting.", "Paige: Eddie, what's going on?", "Eddie: I'm sorry to do this to you. Really, I am. But, see, this story can never end.", "(The police point their guns at Paige and Brody.)", "[Cut to the manor. Phoebe is reading from the book.]", "Phoebe: \"The couple knew they'd been double-crossed and there was no way out.\"", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Phoebe is scribbling on a blank page of the book but no ink is showing on the page.]", "Phoebe: Nope, this one's not working either.", "Piper: Try this one.", "(Piper hands her another pen.)", "Leo: The pens are fine. The book's just not letting you write them out.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but why not?", "Piper: Well, maybe it's against the rules. I don't know, the book is writing itself, maybe they have to save themselves.", "Phoebe: Then why was I able to write in the flat tyre?", "Piper: It's just another plot twist which we could add but we can't bail them out. Heroes have to be heroes. I read a lot.", "Phoebe: Yeah, I know you do. Maybe you should get out a little more.", "Piper: Easy, cupid.", "Leo: Maybe you ought to focus on the book. Maybe there's something in the prose that can help them.", "Phoebe: In the prose. Yes, let me check the prose, Leo. Actually, there's something in chapter ten. He says the only way out is to find the falcon. So all we have to do is find the falcon?", "Piper: Yeah, before the book spits out two more corpses. Okay, let's go talk to the parents and see if they know anything about the book. You be creative and just keep Paige and Brody alive.", "Phoebe: Oh, okay, right. No pressure.", "[Scene: Inside the book. Room. Brody and Johnny are there. Brody is sitting on a chair in the middle of the room. Johnny hits Brody behind his neck with a baton.]", "Brody: Ah!", "Johnny: Tell me all you know about the falcon.", "Brody: I told you, I don't know anything.", "Johnny: No? Gee, why don't I believe you?", "(He hits him again.)", "Brody: Ah!", "(Paige is sitting in the next room. She stands up.)", "Paige: Kyle.", "(A cop pushes her back into the chair.)", "Cop: You're not going anywhere, sweetheart. Not unless you want him to end up with a bullet in his ear, you'll tell us where the falcon is. Understand?", "(He grabs her shoulder.)", "Paige: Get your paws off of me.", "Cop: So tell me, what's a cute little package like you doing mixed up with that no-good Fed in there?", "[Cut to the manor. Attic. Phoebe is watching the story unfold.]", "Phoebe: Femme fatale. Flirt with him, Paige. Flirt with him.", "(She starts writing in the book.)", "[Cut to inside the book.]", "Cop: Come on, sister, don't you know how to play the game?", "Paige: Sister.", "Cop: You're a little heartbreaker, aren't you? A regular femme fatale.", "(Paige stands up.)", "Paige: Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Maybe I'm just crazy. Crazy for cops. Tough cops. Kind of cops that'll arrest your heart. Make you long for a life sentence with them. (She pulls him towards her by his tie.) No any cops like that?", "[Cut to the other room. Johnny hits Brody with the baton. Brody falls to the floor.]", "Johnny: We can keep this up all night if you like. But if you can tell me where the falcon is and I'll end it but quick.", "(He pulls out his gun.)", "Brody: Is that supposed to be a choice?", "Johnny: Yeah. Either you die fast or you beg for death. But either way I'm getting a falcon out of you first.", "(Paige barges in with a gun.)", "Paige: Kyle. (Brody trips Johnny and grabs his gun.) You all right?", "Brody: I'll live. How'd you get in here?", "Paige: Well, I seduced a cop, grabbed his gun and knocked him out all thanks to Phoebe.", "Brody: Phoebe?", "Paige: I'm getting a little magical help from my sisters. That's the whole flat tyre thing, they were warning us about the trap. Doesn't matter, you're right, Eddie's not innocent.", "Brody: Actually, I think that you were right. I think Eddie is. Come on, I'll explain on the way, we've gotta find him.", "(They leave.)", "[Scene: Magic School. Piper and Leo are there talking to Mrs. Mullen.]", "Piper: Mrs. Mullen, if this is too difficult...", "Mrs. Mullen: No, no, no, I'm all right. I wanted to meet here, I miss coming here. So you said something about another shooting?", "Leo: Yes.", "Mrs. Mullen: Well, you don't think Eddie?", "Piper: No, of course not.", "Mrs. Mullen: Well, good, because he didn't kill his brother either. No matter what anybody says. He'd never do that, he loved Danny.", "Piper: You haven't heard from Eddie...", "Mrs. Mullen: In over 20 years, no. But believe it or not, his father and I still have hopes that, um, someday, somehow he'll come back to us. Sometimes it's the only thing that keeps us from falling apart. Crazy, huh? Do you have any children?", "Leo: Yeah, we have two boys too.", "Mrs. Mullen: Oh. Well, you treasure every moment together.", "Piper: Um, we were just wondering, did the boys ever mention writing a book together?", "Mrs. Mullen: What does that have to do with anything?", "Piper: Uh, we're not sure yet. Do you know anything about the book?", "Mrs. Mullen: Well, not much. He never let us see anything. Yeah, but I know it was Dan's idea. Yeah, I know he wanted to help Eddie with it.", "Leo: Help him out?", "Mrs. Mullen: To believe in himself, to feel confident.", "Piper: To be a hero?", "Mrs. Mullen: Yes, probably.", "Piper: (to Leo) Then he has to finish the story. Which means we need to help Paige help him.", "[Scene: Inside the book. Paige and Brody are walking down an alley.]", "Paige: This is ridiculous. I don't know why we're going to get Eddie. He's beyond hope.", "Brody: But didn't you hear him apologise when he turned us in? Criminals don't say they're sorry.", "Paige: Yeah, and innocents don't try to get you killed.", "Brody: Hey, Paige. I know that kid, I was that kid. Look, after my parents died, I fell in with the wrong crowd too. I was scared, lost, I thought I was to blame for what happened.", "Paige: I felt that way too but I didn't try to hurt anybody.", "Brody: I did. Relatives, social workers, cops. I'd do anything to push them away all because I didn't think I was worthy of being helped. Maybe Eddie feels the same way.", "Paige: Maybe but I think he crossed the line.", "Brody: Not necessarily. See, I think Johnny the Gent got him to set us up. He's playing Eddie. But what Eddie doesn't know is that Johnny is the one that killed his brother.", "Paige: I thought the cops killed him.", "Brody: No, it's classic noir. That's just a red herring. If the cops did it, they would've beaten Eddie until he told them where the falcon was but they're still looking for it.", "Paige: So the gangsters killed Dan?", "Brody: Who else would it be?", "Paige: Then maybe we need to end the story by calling the gangsters. All right, let's go, then back this way.", "Brody: Well, hold on, what about Eddie?", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Piper, Phoebe and Leo are there.]", "Piper: Eddie's the hero of the story so he must know where the falcon is.", "Leo: But he blames himself for what happened to his brother. Paige has to get him to see it's not his fault.", "Piper: So he has the confidence to finish the story.", "Phoebe: You guys are a great team.", "Piper: Match make later, save sister now. You need to get Paige to Eddie.", "Phoebe: I can't, she's going after the gangsters.", "Leo: What? She's gonna get herself killed.", "Phoebe: Well, Kyle is trying to stop her but she won't listen to him. Wait, when did I take his side?", "Piper: Probably around the time you started to call him Kyle.", "Leo: Try and block her path.", "[Cut to inside the book. Paige and Brody are walking down the alley. A piano falls in front of them.]", "Brody: You were saying?", "Paige: Thanks, guys, could you be any less subtle?", "Brody: Looks like your sisters agree with me.", "Paige: Don't gloat. Let's go get Eddie.", "[Cut to Eddie's Office. Johnny is there. Paige and Brody walk in.]", "Paige: Eddie.", "(Johnny points a gun at them.)", "Johnny: Sorry to disappoint you. (Brody pulls out a gun.) Drop it.", "Brody: Where's Eddie?", "Johnny: I sent him out to look for the two of you. I heard you got away from the cops. Too bad you're not gonna get away from me.", "(He shoots Brody.)", "Paige: Kyle!", "Johnny: Forget about him, sweetheart. His number's up.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: In the book. Office. Continued from before.]", "Paige: Please, we just wanna get out of here. That's all, I swear. Help.", "Johnny: I'm sorry but if I want to get the falcon out of Eddie. I can't leave any loose ends hanging about. Now listen, in a couple of minutes it's gonna be over for your friend over there. But you, you're a knockout. Please, don't make me waste a bullet on you.", "(Eddie walks in.)", "Eddie: What's going on here?", "Johnny: Eddie, I didn't expect you so soon. They came looking to get even for you setting them up.", "Paige: That's not true. He killed my friend in cold blood, just like he killed your brother.", "Eddie: What? What are you talking about?", "Johnny: Don't listen to her, Eddie. You know the cops killed your brother, you know that.", "Paige: That's not true. You didn't see it, did you, Eddie? It's just a story that Johnny's been telling you. Don't you see, he's been playing you. He tried to force Dan into giving him the falcon but he wouldn't give it up. So now he's trying to charm you out of it.", "Johnny: That's it. (He points the gun at Paige.) Say goodnight, Gracie. (He pulls the trigger but there are no bullets in the gun.) What the hell?", "Paige: Thank you. I could use a flashback right now.", "[Cut to the manor. Attic. Piper, Phoebe and Leo are there.]", "Phoebe: Flashback. She wants a flashback.", "Leo: Why?", "Phoebe: To prove Johnny killed Eddie's brother.", "Piper: But we don't know that, we can't make it up, the book won't let us.", "Phoebe: It will if it's true. \"Then Eddie found out how Dan really died. It was as if it was happening all over again.\"", "[Cut to inside the book. A flashback appears behind them.]", "Johnny: I know you found the falcon, Danny.", "Johnny: What the hell?", "Johnny: So you better tell me where it is if you know what's good for you.", "Dan: No. You can't kill me. I made you.", "(Johnny punches him and throws him to the floor.)", "Johnny: Never mind. I'll get it from your brother one way or the other. (He shoots Dan.) Sucker.", "Johnny: You're not gonna believe that, are you, kid? It's some kind of smoking mirrors trick. It's a pictures show.", "Brody: Paige, save your innocent.", "Paige: Eddie, you have to stop punishing yourself. This is not your fault. Your brother would not want you to live this way as if you were in some kind of prison. He would want you to grow up, to live your life, to become part of the real world.", "(They hear sirens.)", "Johnny: Cops. (He grabs Paige.) That's it. You give me the falcon now or I will break her neck.", "Paige: Don't, it's your only way out.", "Johnny: I'll do it.", "Eddie: All right. Don't hurt her, I'll give it to you.", "Johnny: It better not be a trick, kid.", "Eddie: It's not. I should have done this a long time ago.", "(Eddie walks over to a painting and removes it from the wall. Behind it is a safe. Eddie opens the safe and pulls out a bird statue.)", "Johnny: Where did you find it?", "Eddie: It doesn't matter. All that matters is no one else dies because of it. Let her go.", "Johnny: Give it to me. Come on, come on, I gotta go.", "Paige: You can't. This isn't the way the story is supposed to end.", "Eddie: Trust me, it is.", "Johnny: Give it to me. (Eddie raises it above his head.) No, no, no!", "(Eddie smashes the falcon on the floor.)", "[Cut to the manor. Attic. Smoke rises out of the book.]", "Phoebe: Wow, wow, okay, we did it, we did it. (Paige, Brody and Eddie appear.) We did it.", "Paige: Leo.", "Leo: I got him.", "(Leo heals Brody.)", "Brody: Hey, you're in colour.", "Paige: We all are. So we having fun yet?", "Eddie: Hey, where are we?", "Piper: Story's over. You're a hero. Your brother would be very proud of you.", "Eddie: Yeah, well, what do I do now?", "Piper: You go home. Your parents will be thrilled to see you. They never gave up on you.", "Leo: Or each other.", "Phoebe: Don't forget this. (On the cover of the book, \"and the Halliwell Sisters\" appears after \"by the Mullen Brothers\".) Hey, look, we're novelists.", "(She holds out the book.)", "Eddie: Nah, you know what? You keep it. Now that it's finished, no one else will get sucked inside it.", "Paige: I actually think it belongs in the library at Magic School.", "Piper: (to Leo) Speaking of Magic School, after you drop off Eddie, why don't you pick up the kids and we can have a late dinner, talk.", "Leo: I'd like that.", "Eddie: I guess this is it then. Thank you.", "Brody: Stay out of trouble, man, will you?", "Paige: Bye. (Leo orbs out with Eddie.) Are you hungry?", "Brody: Starving.", "Paige: I think we should go then.", "(Paige and Brody head for the door.)", "Piper: All right, then, you all go. See you later.", "Phoebe: Lana and the Fed.", "Piper: Sounds like a thriller to me.", "Phoebe: More like a romance novel whether we like it or not.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Brody's Apartment. Paige and Brody are there standing close to each other.]", "Brody: Remember our deal, right?", "Paige: I remember there being talk of a deal.", "Brody: So I suppose that you'll find time to help me with the Avatars?", "Paige: I suppose you'll wanna look at the books at Magic School?", "Brody: I suppose I'm not thinking about those books right now.", "Paige: I suppose I'm hoping you're not thinking of those books.", "Brody: I wonder if I know what you mean.", "Paige: I wonder if I... Shut up and kiss me.", "(They kiss.)" ]	Charmed	07x08	Noir	SpicyAlejandra
Charmed_07x09.json	[ "Leo reveals to Piper that he is an Avatar, despite the warnings from Alpha and Beta that Piper should find out in her own time. A huge disaster ensues as Leo tells Piper just as she is adding touchy ingredients to a potion cauldron, which then blows up. Leo inadvertently rewinds time, and Alpha and Beta appear at that moment and freeze subjective time. In a frozen interval he is taken to task by Alpha and Beta and once again they attempt to dissuade him from revealing he is become an avatar to Piper. He stubbornly maintains Piper will be able to handle it. All three sisters have some trouble with the news leading to Phoebe and Paige calling on Kyle for help, but his reaction to the news causes disastrous results. The Avatars take Leo to task but allow time to be rewound to before Leo tells Piper." ]	[ "[Scene: Manor. Attic. 5:05am. Piper is sitting at a table drawing lines on a map. Leo walks in. Piper pricks her finger on a thumbtack.]", "Piper: Ow!", "Leo: What happened? Are you okay?", "Piper: Yeah. Nothing a little sleep can't fix.", "Leo: Here, let me heal that.", "Piper: No.", "Leo: Come on.", "Piper: I said no.", "Leo: Piper, this is ridiculous. We have to talk about this.", "Piper: Actually, what we need to do is find where the next demon attack is gonna be. And I think I just did. A pentagram, naturally.", "Leo: What do you want from me? What do I have to do to prove that I've changed, that I'm okay?", "(Piper walks towards the door.)", "Piper: Did Phoebe and Paige finish making the dye?", "Leo: You didn't answer my question.", "Piper: Oh, I have to answer your questions, but you don't have to answer mine?", "Leo: What question?", "Piper: The same question I've been asking you for several days now. What aren't you telling me?", "Leo: I don't know what you're talking about.", "Piper: Oh, right. Excuse me. (Piper leaves the attic. Leo follows. They walk down the stairs.) I can't get into this right now with you, okay? I've got an invisible demon killing innocents and for all we know they could be working with the Avatars.", "Leo: They're not working with the Avatars.", "Piper: Oh, yeah? How do you know?", "Leo: I don't. I mean, I just, I don't think they're the threat everyone thinks they are.", "(Phoebe and Paige walk out of the kitchen.)", "Phoebe: Why?", "Leo: Because if they're so powerful, wouldn't they have attacked by now?", "Piper: Oh, sending a demon to possess you doesn't count?", "Leo: Still, I think that was their way of communicating with me, with us.", "Paige: Why didn't they just try calling you, Leo?", "Phoebe: Are you hiding something?", "Leo: No.", "Piper: Yes. (to Phoebe and Paige) Are you sure those are gonna work?", "Paige: Yeah. As sure as I can be at 5am.", "Leo: Before you go...", "Phoebe: Do you know where the demon's gonna attack?", "Piper: They're making a pentagram and there's only one point left, so we need to get there before sunrise.", "Leo: Piper, you can't walk out on this.", "Piper: You're right. We should orb. 16th and Mission.", "Paige: Got it.", "(Paige orbs Piper and Phoebe out.)", "Leo: Damn it. I said no!", "(Suddenly, the day is rewound and Leo ends up back in the attic with Piper at 5:05am.)", "Piper: Ow!", "Leo: What happened?", "Piper: Nothing a little sleep won't fix. It's fine.", "Leo: Didn't you just say that?", "Piper: What?", "Leo: Nothing.", "Piper: I think I found where the next demon attack is gonna be. A pentagram, naturally. (Piper heads for the door.) Did Phoebe and Paige finish that dye yet?", "Leo: I don't know.", "Piper: Excuse me.", "(Piper walks out of the attic. Alpha and Beta appear.)", "Leo: Why did you do this?", "Beta: We didn't. You did.", "Alpha: You need to be more careful about your new powers, Leo. Reversing time can be very dangerous.", "Opening Credits", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Continued from before.]", "Alpha: Our powers are not meant to be used for personal reasons, Leo. You know that.", "Leo: I know. I didn't mean to, it just happened.", "Alpha: Yes, because you wanted it to happen.", "Beta: You must be more careful in the future, learn to control your emotions.", "Alpha: Control is the first discipline of an Avatar. Otherwise, our powers can become dangerous to others as well as to ourselves.", "Leo: What do you mean?", "Beta: Reversing time the way you did requires great power. It drains the Collective and it puts us at risk.", "Alpha: And we must remain at full strength if we are to defeat the forces of evil, if we are to implement the change.", "Leo: I get that but Piper's my wife. She knows something's up. I can't keep lying to her.", "Alpha: We understand your position, Leo.", "Beta: But to tell her outright might cause her to overreact and mistakenly view us as a threat.", "Alpha: As might her sisters as well.", "Beta: They must come to the truth in their own time and in their own way, just as you did.", "Leo: What if they don't? What if Piper never sees the future you promised?", "Alpha: You must help her to see it, Leo. You must gently guide her to it.", "Beta: This is the burden that you took upon becoming an Avatar.", "Leo: I'm not just an Avatar. I'm a husband and I'm a father, and I joined you to get that back.", "Alpha: And you will get it back, Leo. You will once we have ended this perpetual battle between good and evil, once we have brought forth a better way.", "(The Avatars disappear.)", "[Scene: 16th and Mission. Alley. Piper, Phoebe and Paige are there. Phoebe and Paige are sitting in an old car with no roof or doors.]", "Phoebe: Okay, it's almost dawn and nothing's happening. Can we go home and go to sleep now?", "Piper: Shh. Just stay focused.", "Paige: Right, focused.", "Phoebe: Maybe you drew the pentagram wrong.", "Piper: I know how to draw a pentagram, thank you.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but did you use a felt marker? 'Cause maybe the thickness of the tip led us astray a couple of blocks, huh?", "Piper: We are not going home. What's the matter with you guys? Do you wanna save an innocent or not?", "Paige: Of course we do. It's just, uh...", "Piper: What? It's just what? Now you're not telling me something?", "Paige: Leo's what.", "Piper: What?", "Phoebe: We just think that you may have been so eager to avoid Leo that you miscalculated the demon attack.", "Paige: What she said.", "Piper: All right, fine. I admit it. I may be avoiding Leo but that does not mean I am wrong about this.", "Paige: Why? Why are you so upset with him? He's been an Angel lately.", "Piper: Yeah, well, that's the problem. He's been too perfect, even for him, and I just keep waiting for the other shoe to drop.", "Phoebe: Why don't you just talk to him about it?", "Piper: I have, about a dozen times and he just thinks I'm crazy or something, which is why I am channelling my frustration into something useful.", "Paige: I just want this demon to attack soon, so I can make my breakfast date with Kyle.", "Phoebe: Yeah, see, breakfast is not a date. Dinner's a date, lunch is definitely maybe a date. Breakfast? Always just breakfast.", "Paige: As long as he doesn't talk about the Avatars, it can be breakfast, lunch, or dinner, and I will consider it a date. (Phoebe's phone rings.) Who is calling you at this hour?", "(Phoebe looks at the caller ID and ignores the call.)", "Phoebe: No one.", "Piper: Avoiding someone?", "(A car pulls up near by and a man gets out.)", "Paige: Is that our innocent?", "Piper: We're about to find out. Get the dye. They have to become visible to attack. Let's go.", "(The man opens the door to a warehouse and Malvoc the demon is standing inside.)", "Man: Who the hell are you?", "Malvoc: It won't matter.", "(Malvoc punches the man in the chest and the man flies backwards. Piper, Phoebe and Paige arrive.)", "Piper: Hey!", "(Piper tries to blow him up and sparks fly off his arm. He yells in pain.)", "Malvoc: Kill them.", "(He disappears.)", "Phoebe: Throw the dye.", "(Phoebe and Paige throw vials of dye into the air. Piper blows up the vials and it falls onto three demons making them visible. One of the demons throws an energy ball towards them.)", "Paige: Energy ball!", "(The energy ball is deflected back at the demon, vanquishing him.)", "Phoebe: Heads up, guys.", "(Another one of the demons throws an energy ball at them. Phoebe grabs a piece of pipe and hits the energy ball back to the demon, vanquishing him. Piper tries to blow up the third demon and he disappears.)", "Piper: Well, that didn't go too well. They were a lot more powerful than I thought.", "Paige: He's still alive.", "Piper: Okay, let's get him to magic school, and we'll find out who they are.", "Phoebe: And make more potions.", "(Paige orbs out with the man.)", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. Demons are there.]", "Malvoc: The innocent has been marked and territory staked. Soon, every mortal within the pentagram will be ours alone to prey upon.", "Vassen: But the innocent lives. Our rivals...", "Malvoc: Can no more easily kill than we can, now that the Charmed Ones are protecting him.", "Vassen: Then how is the territory staked? As long as he lives, the Sokols could still try to claim it for themselves.", "Malvoc: And we want them to try or, at least, make it look like they did. Witches don't know who we are, right?", "Vassen: Right.", "Malvoc: So we'll put them on our rivals' trail by making them think the Sokols attacked them.", "[Scene: Cafe. Paige and Brody are there having breakfast.]", "Paige: So, this place is great.", "Brody: Yeah? You sure? I mean, you like the place?", "Paige: Well, I've never had breakfast here but I'm sure it's terrific. Yeah.", "Brody: I guess I should've asked you out to dinner, huh?", "Paige: It's fine. I'm up this early anyway.", "Brody: Well, you know, I figured since we got the first kiss out of the way and everything.", "Paige: Out of the way?", "Brody: Sorry. I didn't mean that. I did not mean that. I-I just, you know, I'm rusty.", "Paige: All Avatars all the time?", "Brody: Yeah, something like that. It's just that I've been chasing them for so long, you know? It hasn't left much time for a social life.", "Paige: Well, um, maybe it's time you start changing that, don't you think?", "Brody: Yes, I think. It's just that they're so close, Paige. I mean, I know it, you know? I can feel it.", "Paige: Ah! You promised.", "Brody: You're right. You're right. That's it. No more Avatar talk, I swear. (His phone rings and he stops it.) Hm?", "Paige: Good. That's a good start. (He smiles.) What?", "Brody: It's, uh, it's vibrating. It just tickles a little, that's all. (He turns the phone off.) It's off. I promise. No more distractions. (Another phone rings.) That's my emergency line. I gotta take this. Sorry. (He answers it.) What? All right, as soon as you get those numbers, you call me, all right? (He hangs up.) Intel just detected another unusual power spike in the area. Paige, this could mean some serious Avatar activity. Don't you know what this means?", "Paige: Yeah, yeah, I do. It means that you eat alone. I'm sorry.", "(Paige leaves.)", "Brody: Paige, come on. I... (to himself) Idiot!", "[Scene: Manor. Kitchen. Piper is there making a potion. Phoebe walks in.]", "Phoebe: You know, the good thing about getting up so early is how much you could get done. I mean, already today, I've made demon dye. I've saved an innocent. I e-mailed in my column, plucked my eyebrows. If it wasn't for sleep deprivation, I would be okay.", "Piper: What about the demons?", "Phoebe: Yeah, I couldn't find anything in the book to help identify them. But I did get to read up on the family history. Did you know that Beatrice Warren only had one leg? What is this? You making spaghetti sauce?", "Piper: No. That's, uh, demon blood. I got it from the salvage yard. I was gonna use it to scry for them after I make the vanquishing potion.", "Phoebe: Wow, jacklebeet. So, exactly which state are you trying to blow off the map?", "Piper: I don't wanna take any chances.", "Phoebe: We need two kitchens.", "Piper: Do you know where the beetle toe is?", "Phoebe: I think it's up in the attic. Boy, when you're avoiding something, you really do a number, don't you?", "Piper: I seem to remember someone doing some avoiding a little while back.", "Phoebe: Yeah, if you're talking about Leslie, you're absolutely right. But my big sister gave me some advice that I'm gonna give back to you. Stop dodging. Just talk to Leo.", "Piper: On the subject of dodging, who called this morning? Yeah. See, your \"I'm covering something\" look hasn't worked since the sixth grade, so spill.", "Phoebe: Okay, but you can't tell Paige, because I don't want her to get all paranoid.", "Piper: Why would she get all paranoid?", "Phoebe: Darryl actually thinks Brody had something to do with Sheridan's disappearance. Yeah. That's why I'm keeping it low-key. Darryl's on his way over. We're gonna talk about it while Paige is on her date.", "Piper: Oh, he's talking to us again?", "Phoebe: Kinda. Baby steps.", "(Leo orbs in.)", "Leo: Hi.", "Piper: Hi. I'll be in the attic.", "(Piper leaves the kitchen.)", "Phoebe: Well, go talk to her, would you? Hurry up. Go.", "Leo: Right.", "(Leo follows Piper. The doorbell rings.)", "[Cut to the foyer. Phoebe opens the door.]", "Darryl: Hey.", "Phoebe: Hey.", "Darryl: Is this a good time to talk?", "Phoebe: Uh, actually, yeah. Paige is out on a date. What did you find out?", "Darryl: Nothing.", "Phoebe: Nothing. Okay, well, nothing is good, right?", "Darryl: No. I mean, I can't find anything. It's like Sheridan's disappeared off the face of the earth.", "Phoebe: What are you saying?", "Darryl: I think that maybe Brody did something to make Sheridan disappear. Something bad, maybe.", "Phoebe: No. I don't believe that.", "Darryl: That's because you don't want to believe that. Brody may have saved your butts, I get that, but if he did something to hurt Sheridan, wrong is wrong.", "Phoebe: Okay. Well, maybe I can get a premonition and see where she is.", "Darryl: No. No magic. I told you. I've done some soul-searching. I wanna help again, but I don't wanna go there anymore.", "Phoebe: Darryl, you gotta get over this. I mean, really, one bad experience with magic can't outweigh six years of good, can it?", "(Paige walks in.)", "Paige: Hey.", "Darryl: Hey. Hey, Paige.", "Paige: Hey, Darryl.", "Phoebe: Uh, I thought you were on your date.", "Paige: Yeah. So did I.", "Darryl: Look, um, tell Piper I said hello, okay? Take care.", "Phoebe: Take care.", "(Darryl leaves.)", "Paige: We're friends again?", "Phoebe: Yeah. Weird. Bygones.", "[Cut to the attic. Piper is making the potion.]", "Piper: Leo, please, this is not the time or place.", "Leo: I just want my family back, Piper. I just want you back.", "Piper: I don't wanna talk about this right now.", "Leo: Why not?", "Piper: Because this is a little dicey here, okay?", "Leo: I know that and that's why we need to talk.", "Piper: No, not that, this. If I make one mistake, I can blow up the entire house, okay? So, this is a bad time.", "Leo: I just wish you'd trust me.", "Piper: Yeah, well, maybe you should try telling me the truth.", "Leo: This is so frustrating.", "(Piper suddenly freezes. The Avatars appear.)", "Alpha: This can't keep happening, Leo. We've had this conversation.", "Leo: I can't help it. I can't keep doing this.", "Beta: You must keep up pretences. There's no other way.", "Leo: There is another way. I could tell her the truth.", "Beta: Leo, you don't understand.", "Leo: I know Piper. She doesn't wanna live like this any more than I do. She hates hunting demons all the time. She wants nothing but the best for herself, for her family, for all of us. She can handle the truth. I know she can.", "Alpha: But if she can't, if she's not open to our way, it would risk everything we hope to achieve, everything we covet.", "Beta: And cause her to lose perspective in the process, ignore what shouldn't be ignored.", "Alpha: Which would put her at risk as well. There's too much at stake, Leo.", "Leo: She can handle it.", "Alpha: He needs to see for himself.", "Beta: But what of the risk?", "Alpha: It's no greater than that of him, tapping into the collective without intending to.", "Beta: Very well, but if anything goes wrong, everything may be lost. Our powers are not inexhaustible.", "(The Avatars disappear. Piper unfreezes.)", "Piper: What is the matter?", "Leo: I, uh, I need to tell you something.", "Piper: I'm listening.", "Leo: Well, the reason I know the demons aren't working with the Avatars is because I'm an Avatar.", "Piper: What? Oh, my god.", "(Piper drops the bottle of beetletoe into the pot and it explodes, sending her flying across the room.)", "Leo: Piper?", "(He rushes over to her.)", "Piper: No! You stay away from me.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Piper is picking up broken glass off the floor. Phoebe and Paige walk in.]", "Phoebe: What happened?", "Leo: Let me help.", "Piper: Don't.", "Leo: Piper, please.", "Paige: Can someone please just tell us what happened?", "Piper: The potion blew up, and, uh, Leo's an Avatar.", "Phoebe: What?", "Paige: What?", "Piper: Oh, you know, the gathering storm, looming threat, that would be Leo.", "Leo: We're not a threat. We're trying to save the world from itself.", "Phoebe: Wait, did he just say we? I think he just said we.", "Leo: You know, you wanted the truth, and I told you. They said you had to come to it on your own. I said you could handle it.", "Piper: Handle what, that you're what everybody is afraid of, even the Elders?", "Leo: They're afraid because they don't understand. They can't understand. The Avatars are beyond Good and Evil. They're everything we've been searching for, a life without demons.", "Paige: Okay, he's cracked.", "Phoebe: Absolutely.", "Leo: No. I have never been more clear about anything in my life. Piper, I beg you not to be closed to this. It's everything we've been searching for, everything we wanted, I promise.", "Piper: I think you need to take the boys to Magic School.", "Leo: But...", "Piper: Please. I need time to think about all of this.", "Paige: Are you sure you can trust him?", "Piper: I can trust my husband with our children. Now, please, go.", "(Leo leaves.)", "Phoebe: Do you think he's telling the truth?", "Piper: It would be a really stupid lie if he wasn't, don't you think? Sorry.", "Phoebe: It's okay.", "Paige: What are you gonna do?", "Piper: I don't know, but we have a demon to vanquish first and an innocent to protect, so...", "Paige: Yeah, but...", "Piper: Look, just remake the potion for me, and I'll go get cleaned up, and be careful of the beetletoe.", "(Piper leaves.)", "Paige: Okay, we have bigger things to worry about than potions.", "Phoebe: I agree. We have to save Leo.", "Paige: Yeah, we're gonna have to ask for Kyle's help.", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. Malvoc and Vassen stab two Sokol Demons in the back. They remove their arm bands and are vanquished.]", "Vassen: Now what?", "Malvoc: Put them on.", "(They put on the arm bands.)", "Vassen: Why?", "Malvoc: Because we're going to attack the Charmed Ones next.", "Vassen: Malvoc, that's suicide.", "Malvoc: Only if we die, but I only plan to fight long enough for them to identify us as Sokols. Then our enemies becomes their enemies.", "Vassen: Fine. They'll vanquish them, but others will still come to challenge us for the territory.", "Malvoc: They won't be able to after we kill the innocent. Those ancient rules are etched in brimstone. And after they vanquish our rivals, they'll think the threat to the innocent has passed and then return him. We'll need more of these.", "[Scene: Magic School. Leo is there. A female Elder orbs in.]", "Female Elder: Something's happened, Leo.", "Leo: Look, I don't have time for this. I have to get back to Pi...", "Female Elder: We've detected a power surge, a time shift. That could only mean one thing. The Avatars are making their move.", "Leo: How do you know it's them?", "Female Elder: Because no demon has this kind of power, not since the Source.", "Leo: So, what do you want from me?", "Female Elder: We want you to alert The Charmed Ones. We expect that the Avatars will be coming after them first. What is it?", "Leo: Nothing. I just don't know how much we know about them, that's all.", "Female Elder: We know they're a threat.", "Leo: Why, because they have power?", "Female Elder: Yes. The kind of power that in the wrong hands could be a danger to us all.", "Leo: Okay, so, are we a threat?", "Female Elder: I'm sorry.", "Leo: Elders. I mean, we have a great power, but we're only a threat to demons.", "Female Elder: And your point is?", "Leo: My point is is that we don't know enough about them to fear them. How do we know they're not a benevolent power I mean, who are we to judge them before even meeting them?", "Female Elder: If they were benevolent, they wouldn't lurk, insidiously waiting to make their move. They would show themselves. This is no time to lose your faith in all that we're about, Leo, despite all that's happened in the past. We need you on our side.", "(She orbs out.)", "[Scene: Manor. Piper walks into the dining room. Leo orbs in.]", "Piper: Have you seen Phoebe and Paige?", "Leo: Aren't they upstairs making potions?", "Piper: No. How are the boys?", "Leo: They're fine. Miss Donovan's with them.", "Piper: And the innocent?", "Leo: Sleeping, still under the effects of the potions. How are you?", "Piper: How am I?", "Leo: I mean, with all this.", "Piper: I don't know. I have questions.", "Leo: Well, you can ask me. I can answer them now.", "Piper: What are they exactly? Or should I say, what are you exactly?", "Leo: I'm the same man you married, Piper, someone who wants nothing but the best for his family.", "Piper: And the Avatars are gonna give us that how?", "Leo: By using their powers, our powers, to change what has always been, to remake what is.", "Piper: That sounds like a load of crap.", "Leo: I know it does, but it's not.", "Piper: You know, for all we know, they're exactly like everything else we've been fighting.", "Leo: They wanna end everything we've been fighting against, put an end to the struggle once and for all.", "Piper: That's impossible.", "Leo: I know. I used to think it was, too, but now I know it's not. They wanna make the world better for everybody.", "Piper: And those floating heads that tormented you, they made your life better?", "Leo: That was just a way to get my attention, make me open to a new idea.", "Piper: Leo...", "Leo: Piper, think about it. A demon-free world? It's everything we always dreamed about. Don't you think we should at least consider that after everything we've been through?", "(Three demons suddenly appear. One throws an energy ball and Leo dodges it. The second throws another one and Leo dives onto Piper, pushing her out of the way. Leo gets up and throws electricity at one, vanquishing him. The second demon throws another energy ball and it hits Piper on the arm. Leo throws electricity at them and vanquishes the third demon. The arm band slides along the floor towards the second demon. He looks up to see Vassen standing behind a wall out of sight.)", "Piper: It's just a graze. (Leo walks up to the demon and shoots electricity at him, vanquishing him. Vassen disappears. Leo walks back over to Piper and heals her wound.) They really want that innocent. I just wish I knew why.", "Leo: There'll be more of them.", "Piper: Yeah, well, at least we have a way to find them now.", "Leo: I don't mean just them, Piper. I mean demons. And they'll just keep coming back, over and over, just like they always have, unless we let the Avatars stop it forever.", "[Scene: Brody's Apartment. Hallway. Paige is about to knock on the door when it opens.]", "Brody: Oh, Paige, I was, uh...", "Paige: Hey.", "Brody: Okay. I'm sorry about breakfast. Okay, I didn't handle it well. And-and, look, I know what you're gonna say. I'm obsessed about the Avatars. I know.", "Paige: That's not it. It's just that...", "Brody: Look, it's not gonna happen again, all right? I promise.", "Paige: It's not that. Leo's an Avatar. He told us this morning.", "Brody: What? How?", "Paige: We don't know. He didn't say. He just kind of dropped a bomb on us this morning. We don't know exactly what it means. (Kyle walks over to a closet.) Where are you going?", "(Phoebe walks in.)", "Phoebe: Parking sucks in this city. How's he taking it? (Phoebe's phone rings. She answers it.) Hello? Yeah.", "Darryl: It's Darryl. I'm stumped. Maybe you could use a little hocus-pocus to find out what Brody did with Sheridan.", "Phoebe: Okay, uh, but now's not really a good time, so can I call you back in a little bit? All right. Bye.", "(She hangs up.)", "Paige: (to Brody) What are you looking for?", "(Brody pulls out a suitcase.)", "Brody: This. Does he know where the others are?", "Paige: Others who?", "Brody: The other Avatars.", "(Brody opens the suitcase and pulls out a vial.)", "Paige: No, he didn't say. Why?", "Phoebe: What is that?", "Brody: It's a potion.", "Phoebe: For what?", "Brody: For killing Avatars.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Phoebe, Paige and Brody walk in through the front door.]", "Brody: Where is he?", "Paige: Kyle, would you stop, please?", "Phoebe: We are not gonna let you kill Leo.", "Brody: You don't understand. He's an Avatar now.", "Paige: No, he's actually our brother-in-law.", "Phoebe: How can you be so sure the potion's even gonna work?", "Brody: Because they killed my parents over it, that's why.", "Paige: One potion. That's all you have. You cannot get even with them all.", "Brody: Oh, the hell I can't. Their powers are all tied together. You kill one of them, it weakens them all. They become vulnerable.", "Paige: This is ridiculous. Leo did not kill your parents.", "Brody: If he's one of them, he did.", "Phoebe: He just became one of them. Look, we didn't come to you so you can kill Leo. We came to you to help us get rid of them.", "Brody: This is the only way to get rid of them. When my parents uncovered this, they didn't just discover a potion. They discovered a battle that happened five thousand years ago over our very future. They fought the Avatars then, and we gotta fight them now.", "(They walk into the dining room and see the mess.)", "Phoebe: What happened in here?", "Paige: Piper?", "Piper's Voice: Upstairs.", "Phoebe: At least we know she's okay.", "Paige: Well, looks like the demons didn't wait for us to go after them. They came here first.", "Brody: How do you know the Avatars didn't do it, huh?", "Phoebe: You know, he'll kill you first. You won't even be able to get that bottle out of your hand.", "Brody: We'll see.", "Paige: Look, I get that this is about your parents. I do, really.", "Brody: Yes. It is about my parents, and, no, you don't get it.", "Paige: The hell I don't. My parents were killed too, remember?", "Brody: Paige, my parents were murdered.", "Paige: Look. Leo is not the bad guy here. For all we know, he was brainwashed or possessed or something. Just, please, give us a minute. Just wait down here. Please?", "Brody: Just don't let him go, all right? I've spent twenty years looking for the Avatars. I'm not about to lose them now.", "(Phoebe and Paige go upstairs.)", "[Cut to the attic. Piper and Leo are there. Phoebe and Paige walk in.]", "Paige: Piper, what happened? Are you okay?", "Piper: No thanks to you.", "Paige: What is that supposed to mean?", "Piper: What it means is it would've been nice to have a vanquishing potion when we were ambushed, a vanquishing potion that you were supposed to make, by the way.", "Paige: Oops.", "Piper: Yeah, oops. Where the hell were you?", "Paige: I was at Kyle's.", "Leo: What were you doing there?", "Paige: Frankly? Trying to save you.", "Leo: Trying to save me. I don't need saving. I know what I'm doing.", "Paige: Do you know Kyle's parents were killed by the Avatars?", "Leo: That's impossible. It goes against everything they believe in.", "Phoebe: Well, you're gonna have to come up with a better argument than that if you go downstairs.", "Leo: Why is that?", "Piper: He's downstairs? Why is he downstairs?", "Paige: You don't wanna know.", "Phoebe: He thinks you're a threat, Leo, to all of us.", "Piper: Well, he's wrong.", "Phoebe: How do you know?", "Piper: Because. Look, I know this is a shock to everyone, but he didn't have to tell us the truth. He wouldn't have if it was a bad thing.", "Paige: Piper, everything, and I mean everything, points to them being bad. Even the Elders think so.", "Leo: Because they don't understand.", "Phoebe: So, what, we're just supposed to take your word for it? How do we know you're not possessed or something right now?", "Leo: Come on.", "Phoebe: No, Leo, I'm serious. How do we know?", "Leo: Because they haven't threatened anything we believe in. It's all good.", "Piper: We at least need to think about it.", "Paige: Since when did you jump on this Avatar train?", "Piper: When I started thinking about what my kids' lives would be like fighting the battles we've been fighting our entire lives.", "Phoebe: But it's what we do. It's what we were born to do.", "Piper: That does not mean we have to die doing it.", "Paige: Yeah, maybe you should try to talk to Kyle, hear his side of the story.", "Piper: I don't need to. I need to vanquish demons again.", "(Piper picks up the armband and Leo orbs her out.)", "Phoebe: Now what?", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. The Sokol leader and other Sokol demons are there. The leader pushes a demon against a cage.]", "Leader: How is it you're the only one who still lives?", "Demon: I wasn't with them. I swear. I don't know what happened to them.", "(The leader puts a fireball inside the demon's mouth and the demon explodes.)", "Leader: Something is not right. Why would Malvoc attack only to retreat? How would that help him get to the innocent?", "(Leo orbs in with Piper. Piper shows them the arm band.)", "Piper: Lose something? (She throws it on the ground. She throws a potion and vanquishes two of the demons. Leo throws out a huge force of electricity and fire, vanquishing them all.) What was that?", "Leo: All part of the package.", "Piper: That was a lot of power.", "Leo: Yeah, when it's used wisely. See, the Avatars could destroy us or force us to change, but they don't. Isn't that enough reason to trust them?", "[Scene: Manor. Conservatory. Phoebe, Paige and Brody are there.]", "Brody: How could you let him go? How could you let the Avatar go?", "Phoebe: Okay, he's still Leo, so would you stop referring to him as the Avatar, please?", "Brody: All right, we gotta fix this, and we gotta fix it fast. Now, where did he go?", "Paige: I don't know. He orbed out with Piper.", "Brody: But how do you know he didn't go to alert the others? How are we supposed to stop them?", "Paige: He didn't. I promise.", "Brody: How do you know? Huh? How can you be so sure? I cannot believe you guys let him get away!", "Paige: Okay, something is wrong. He's not acting like himself.", "Phoebe: I think you need to orb that potion away from him before he does something stupid.", "Paige: What if he flips out?", "Phoebe: I think he already has flipped out. (Kyle shoots Paige in the back with a tranquillizer gun. She falls to the floor.) What did you do?", "Brody: It's just a tranq. She'll be fine.", "(He pulls out his gun and points it at Phoebe.)", "Phoebe: What are you doing?", "Brody: I'm killing an Avatar, and nobody's gonna stop me.", "[Scene: 16th and Mission. Alley. Leo orbs in with Piper and the innocent.]", "Piper: He should wake up in a couple minutes.", "Leo: Thanks, Piper.", "Piper: For?", "Leo: For believing in me.", "Piper: I always have. I always will. It's the only way...", "Leo: I know.", "(The innocent starts to wake up and Malvoc appears. He throws an energy ball at the innocent.)", "Malvoc: Thanks for helping.", "(Malvoc disappears.)", "Piper: What just happened? We vanquished them.", "Leo: No, we didn't.", "Piper: Yeah, we did.", "Leo: No, we vanquished the wrong ones. He had different markings.", "Piper: What do you mean?", "Leo: We were tricked.", "Piper: Yeah, well, we wouldn't have been if Paige and Phoebe weren't off chasing Avatars instead of helping me.", "[Cut to the manor. Conservatory. Phoebe is sitting on a chair and Brody is standing beside her pointing the gun. Leo orbs in with Piper.]", "Piper: Paige?", "Brody: She's fine. You and I are gonna have a little chat.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Conservatory. Continued from before.]", "Leo: All right, let's just take a deep breath here. We can talk this out.", "(Leo steps forward.)", "Piper: Leo.", "Brody: I don't want to hurt her, but I will if I have to. Your kind is responsible for a nightmare that won't go away, for all those nights waking up in a sweat begging that the flashbacks were just a dream.", "Piper: Kyle, please.", "Brody: It's not a dream, though, is it, Leo? You Avatars are as real as the air that we breathe and just as vacant. My parents were viciously murdered by them. So if I were you, Leo, I'd do what I say.", "Leo: The Avatars couldn't have killed your parents, Kyle. They believe in peace.", "Brody: I'm gonna give you three seconds to summon one of your buddies here, so I can kill them. If you don't, I'm gonna kill you.", "Leo: I can't do that.", "Brody: One...", "Leo: Avatars aren't the enemy, Kyle.", "Brody: Two...", "Piper: Leo.", "Brody: Three.", "Piper: No! (Leo shoots electricity at Kyle and Kyle drops the vial as he is knocked backwards. The vial breaks on the floor and a thick grey cloud of smoke enters Leo's body. Leo falls to the floor.) Leo?", "Leo: Piper, wasn't supposed to happen like this.", "Piper: No, it's okay. It's okay. (She starts to cry.) No, no, no, no, not now, please. (Leo groans.) Leo? Leo, come on.", "(She cries. Time suddenly freezes. Alpha and Beta appear.)", "Leo: I don't understand, how did this happen?", "Alpha: The potion is real, Leo. It kills Avatars.", "Beta: The Collective weakens with every last breath you take. We told you, the truth must come to them in their own time, not yours.", "Leo: But, Piper, she...", "Alpha: Understood, yes, but the others were not able to, and so we became the enemy out of fear and ignorance.", "Beta: And an innocent was lost because of it.", "Alpha: Everything was lost.", "Leo: I was just trying to make things right with Piper.", "Alpha: Of course. But you've learned, and now you can save yourself. You have it in you to rewind time to just before you told Piper the truth, if you hurry.", "Beta: If we all hurry.", "(They close their eyes and time rewinds.)", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Piper and Leo are there. Piper is making the potion but is still frozen.]", "Leo: It worked.", "Alpha: Yes, but at a price. All that's happened has taken a great toll on our power. As it is, we may not have enough to implement our plan.", "Beta: To rid the world of demons, to end the duality requires all that we had.", "Leo: But if the sisters come to the truth, won't their powers add to the collective?", "Beta: Yes, but it may not be enough.", "Alpha: You must not try this ever again, Leo. You can never tell Piper about us, not until she's truly ready.", "(The Avatars disappear. Piper unfreezes.)", "Piper: Leo, please, this is not the time or place, okay? I don't want to get into this right now. This is a little dicey.", "Leo: Okay.", "Piper: Thank you.", "Leo: You're distracted.", "Piper: Please, don't tell me how to demon hunt.", "Leo: I'm not. I didn't mean to. Let's just focus on getting the demons. Not too much beetletoe. You don't want to blow up the place, do you?", "Piper: No. Why are you being so nice all of a sudden?", "Leo: I don't know. I guess I just realized I can't force things on you. If you're gonna trust me, you're gonna come to it in your own time.", "Piper: Hmm. There may be hope for you yet.", "Leo: Bottle up the potions. I think I know where the demons are gonna attack next.", "[Time lapse. Piper and Leo are standing in the dining room. The three demons appear.]", "Leo: Now!", "(Piper throws the potions and Leo shoots electricity at them, vanquishing them.)", "Piper: That was easy.", "Leo: Wait. (Malvoc appears behind the wall. Leo walks over and sees him.) Hey. (Leo shoots electricity at him, vanquishing him.) All right, now all we have to do is get rid of the other gang and we can bring the innocent back.", "Piper: All right, I give up. How did you figure all this out?", "Leo: You don't want to know, believe me.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Rooftop. Paige and Brody are sitting at a table having a romantic dinner.]", "Paige: What?", "Brody: Nothing. Just, uh, glad you gave me another shot, that's all.", "Paige: You didn't think I would?", "Brody: Well, I didn't hear from you after I botched breakfast.", "Paige: Well, breakfast isn't really a date anyway, right? And dinner, much better.", "Brody: And dessert?", "Paige: Dessert, too. Dessert is good. You know, Agent Brody, you are a damn fine cook. Any other secrets I should know about you?", "Brody: Other than my crazed obsession with Avatars.", "Paige: Oh, you're not so crazed.", "Brody: No? Wait till I meet one. Forget that. Let's, uh, rewind, and you can ask me the secrets question again, okay?", "Paige: Do you, Kyle Brody, have any secrets?", "Brody: No.", "(They kiss.)", "[Scene: Manor. Bedroom. Piper is standing near the doorway watching the boys sleep. Leo walks up to the door.]", "Leo: They asleep?", "Piper: Yeah. Finally.", "Leo: Piper?", "Piper: Hmm?", "Leo: Look, I know you think there's something I haven't been telling you.", "Piper: Leo, not now.", "Leo: Just hear me out. There actually is something I'm not telling you, but not because I don't want to. It's because I can't.", "Piper: What do you mean you can't? The Elders won't let you?", "Leo: Well, I can't even tell you that. I can tell you you're gonna find out soon. (She looks at him.) You're gonna be okay with it.", "Piper: Oh, yeah? How do you know?", "Leo: I know you." ]	Charmed	07x09	There's Something About Leo	bunniefuu
Charmed_07x10.json	[ "The Avatars insist that Leo protect Kira , a seer, because she has information that can help them destroy the demons and help the sisters reconcile themselves to the Avatars. Kira shares with Phoebe a vision of a future in which there are no demons, leading the sisters to consider the possibility that the Avatars might be good and allowing Leo the opportunity to admit he is an Avatar. Kyle and Paige find themselves in opposition to Leo, Piper, and Phoebe. Zankou is released by a congregation of lesser demons fearing the Avatars and the sisters. Zankou invades the manor and kills Kira." ]	[ "[Scene: Photography Studio. Piper, Leo, Wyatt and Chris are in front of a cloud backdrop posing for a family portrait.]", "Photographer: All right. Okay. How's this? Looks like a little angel.", "Piper: Uh, yeah, now that you mention it, not so big on the whole up there-y look. Maybe we should try the brown again.", "(The Photographer changes the backdrop.)", "Photographer: Okay, then. Let's do this.", "Piper: Uh, you know what? It is kind of blah, huh? I like the Moroccan one.", "Leo: Uh, Piper, other people are waiting.", "Piper: Yeah? Well, I've been waiting for years. Ever since Wyatt was born, I wanted a family portrait, and it's always one thing or another. He's going you know what and you're going bonkers.", "Leo: She exaggerates a little.", "Piper: Now that I have everyone here, I'm not gonna be pressured into making any hasty decisions.", "Leo: You know, at this point it wouldn't be.", "Piper: Look, can I help it if I just want it to be perfect?", "Leo: Piper, it's gonna be perfect no matter what the backdrop. You look beautiful.", "Photographer: Okay, then. Let's do this. All righty, then. Here we go. (He holds up a puppet octopus.) Happy octopus. (The Avatars appear near by.) Everyone say cheese.", "(The photographer takes the photo. Everyone freezes except Leo. He goes over to the Avatars.)", "Leo: Guys, this really isn't a good time.", "Beta: We wouldn't have come, but this can't wait.", "Leo: Neither can this.", "Gamma: It may be too late already. We've gotten word of something.", "Beta: Someone has information which could bring the sisters to us, help them to see the beauty of our way.", "Leo: Really? That's great. Are you sure?", "Alpha: Yes. But she's under attack by demons, even as we speak. You must save her and bring her home so she can share what she knows.", "Gamma: She may be our last, best chance at convincing the sisters.", "Leo: This isn't gonna go over very well.", "(Leo stands back in his position. The Avatars disappear. Everyone unfreezes.)", "Photographer: Good job. Nice smiles, everyone.", "Leo: Okay, got it, great. So, uh, I gotta go.", "Piper: Uh, we get three poses.", "Leo: I know, but something's come up.", "Photographer: Are we going to do this or what?", "Piper: It's the Elders, isn't it? What, we can't have a grace period? We can't have a normal family moment without them jingling?", "Leo: It's not always gonna be like this, Piper.", "Piper: And what, is it like a dog whistle now? Only you can hear it?", "Leo: You have keys to the car, right?", "(Leo leaves the room.)", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. Four demons are there throwing fireballs across the room.]", "Demon: Try to see your way out of this one, traitor.", "(Leo orbs in and throws bolts of electricity at three demons and vanquishes them. One demon gets away. He walks behind a large rock and the Seer is laying there.)", "Leo: This can't be right.", "(He helps her up.)", "Seer: My hero.", "Opening Credits", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Leo orbs in with the Seer.]", "Seer: Ooh, I have got a lump that won't quit from one of those little snits. Are you sure you can't heal a demon?", "Leo: Don't push it. I saved your life.", "Seer: Only because the stuffed shirts made you.", "Leo: You know, I still don't understand why you didn't just shimmer out.", "Seer: And miss you coming to meet me? That would've been rude. Plus, I'm eager to make a deal with your bosses. So, why did the Elders send you, anyway? They know we had a thing?", "Leo: We didn't have a thing.", "Seer: Mmm. Trying to put that ugly past behind you. I get it.", "Leo: Look, don't waste your seeing powers on me, okay?", "Seer: Don't have to be a Seer to know that. So, is this where it all happens? (She sees the Book of Shadows near by.) Oh, my god. Don't tell me. That's...", "(She gasps.)", "Leo: How about you tell me why your fellow demons are trying to kill you?", "Seer: The Elders didn't tell you? You know, you're hard to read. But that's okay. I like a challenge.", "Leo: Just answer the question.", "Seer: I'm selling them out for bigger and better things, and they're miffed. Not that they wouldn't do the same to me in a New York minute.", "Leo: All right. Well, I gotta fill Piper in. The sisters find you up here, they're gonna kill you.", "Seer: No, no. Actually, they won't. I've seen my death. No babes involved.", "Leo: All right, well, then they'll definitely kill me, so I need to break it to them gently. You stay here.", "(Leo leaves the room.)", "Seer: Okay. (The Seer runs over to the Book of Shadows and reaches for it. It closes itself and flies off its stand.) Damn.", "[Cut to the kitchen. Piper, Leo and Wyatt are there.]", "Piper: Don't make any loud noises. I have a soufflé in the oven and you have done enough damage for one day.", "Leo: I'm sorry. I know it was...", "Piper: I don't know what I was expecting. I don't know why I thought it would be different. I don't know why I thought we could have a normal family when you're just a blur.", "Leo: Well, that's a little extreme, don't you think? It's not like I'm running away all the time. It was once.", "Piper: No. No. I mean the picture. Mm-hm. (She shows him the family portrait.) In the picture you're just a blur. But you know what? What the heck. I'm gonna hang it anyway. Better than nothing.", "(Piper walks out of the kitchen. Leo follows.)", "Leo: I couldn't say no. It was important.", "(Piper walks up the stairs.)", "Piper: Yeah, and so is Paige's dinner date tonight with Kyle, so if you're done being errand boy for the Elders, can you give the kids a bath? Because I need to finish her dinner.", "(She takes a photo frame off the wall above the stairs and hangs the family portrait there instead.)", "Leo: They want us to protect a demon.", "Piper: They want us to do what?", "Leo: They want us to protect a demon just until, uh...", "Piper: Yeah. No, I heard you the first time and the answer is absolutely not. This is how things spiral out of control.", "[Cut to the bathroom. Paige is standing in front of the mirror wearing a black dress with sparkly trim. Paige comes up behind her holding a green top.]", "Phoebe: So I think you should wear this green top. It's really cute. You could wear it with jeans, and you'll be comfy, and he'll be comfy.", "Paige: I'm dressed. I am not changing. Go away.", "Phoebe: I know. But, honey, don't you think that's a little much for a house date? I mean, he's gonna walk in the door and wanna throw you down on the floor.", "Paige: Exactly.", "Phoebe: All right. But look at this one. It's sparkly. It's soft. It's cashmere.", "Paige: I already have butterflies in my stomach, honey. I just, I don't need Cupid fluttering around me also.", "Phoebe: You really do look beautiful. Here. Let me get this for you.", "(Phoebe zips up Paige's dress.)", "Paige: Thank you.", "Phoebe: I cannot believe that I have hooked up so many couples in this town and does my own sister listen to me? No.", "Paige: I took your advice and made a home cooked meal, even though I can't cook.", "Phoebe: Yeah. Minor detail. The point is, you'll be home, you'll be on your turf. You don't have to talk about Avatar stuff.", "Paige: I hope that's all that's holding him back.", "Phoebe: Oh, honey, he's a workaholic. I mean, there's chemistry between you guys, right?", "Paige: There is so much chemistry, I feel like I'm...", "Phoebe: Okay, you know what? I don't need to hear how you feel. This is gonna work out because it's too good for it not to.", "Paige: You think so?", "Phoebe: Yes, I do. (They walk into the hallway.) But just to make sure, I'd wear the green top.", "Paige: Enough with the green shirt.", "(The Seer walks into the hallway.)", "Seer: You're right. He'll love what you have on.", "Phoebe: Paige. Demon. No active power. Do something!", "Paige: Mirror!", "(The mirror orbs off the wall and heads for the Seer. The Seer dodges the mirror and it crashes into the wall.)", "Seer: Is that my bad luck or yours?", "Paige: Plant!", "(The Seer screams and runs.)", "Seer: Leo, a little help, please!", "Phoebe: Did she just call for Leo?", "[Cut to the Dining Room. Piper and Leo are walking through it.]", "Piper: There is a demon in the attic, and you didn't tell me?", "Leo: I tried, but you wouldn't let me.", "Piper: Oh, sure. Blame me.", "(Piper sees the Seer coming down the stairs.)", "Piper: Good god. (Piper goes to blow her up but Leo pushes her. Piper misses the Seer and hits the family portrait on the wall. The Seer hides behind Leo. Phoebe and Paige walk down the stairs.) What is your problem? Are you crazy?", "Leo: Hold your fire. I brought her here. We need to protect her. She has information that we need.", "Phoebe: I don't think so. Piper, are you okay?", "Paige: Okay, Kyle's coming tonight. There will be no demons in this house.", "Piper: Not any night.", "Seer: That surly one is your wife?", "Piper: Surly? Do you know her?", "Paige: Who cares? Just blow her up.", "Leo: You can't.", "Piper: Watch me.", "Seer: Fine. Kill me. Who cares if I have enough to kill all upper-level demons?", "Leo: I really think you should hear her out.", "Seer: Especially after hunky guy here went to all that trouble to rescue me from those demons.", "Phoebe: So, wait. Are you telling me the Elders are getting us to save demons from other demons?", "Piper: Unbelievable.", "Leo: It's not what you think. The demons don't want her working with us. We just have to protect her until...", "(The doorbell rings.)", "Paige: Okay. That's Kyle. Get upstairs.", "Seer: Relax, relax. Everything's gonna be great, and later, everything's gonna be really, really great.", "(Phoebe and the Seer head up the stairs.)", "Paige: Really?", "Seer: (to Phoebe) Hey, easy with the goods there, sister. (to Paige) Just don't let him eat the eggplant.", "Piper: What? What's wrong with my eggplant?", "(Paige opens the door.)", "Paige: Hi.", "Brody: Hey. You look beautiful.", "(He hands her a bunch of white roses.)", "Paige: Thank you.", "Brody: You're welcome.", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. Dozens of angry demons are there.]", "Thrull Demon: She's a traitor!", "Vulture Demon: The Seer must die!", "(They all start shouting.)", "Thrull Demon: Quiet! The Seer is protected by The Charmed Ones now. We'll never get to her before she sells us out. We have no choice but to release Zankou.", "Vulture Demon: No. Zankou can never be freed.", "Swarm King: She's right. The Source banished him for good reasons. He's too powerful.", "Demon's Voice: He'll control us all!", "Thrull Demon: We need his powers to go up against the witches.", "Shouter Demon: What the Seer tells them will destroy us all. She must be stopped or we'll die. I say free Zankou. (The Swarm King vanquishes the Thrull demon.) Or not.", "Swarm King: Anyone else afraid to go up against the Charmed Ones?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Dining Room. Brody is sitting at the table. Paige walks in with a dish.]", "Brody: So not only do you run a school and battle demons, you cook too?", "(Paige sits at the table.)", "Paige: Well, actually, I, uh... Would you like some eggplant?", "Brody: Um, actually, no, I can't. I'm allergic to eggplant.", "Paige: Really? Interesting.", "Brody: Besides, I'm stuffed. It was really great, though. I can't remember the last time I had a home cooked meal.", "Paige: Well, I'm glad we put a stop to that. So, I like you, you like me. I really don't see what the big problem is.", "Brody: Wow. You just say whatever pops into your mind, huh?", "Paige: And you're avoiding the question.", "Brody: Well, I don't really know how to answer it.", "Paige: Okay. Just... Why don't you just tell me what's on your mind?", "Brody: Okay. Do you remember a while ago, I, um, I told you I didn't have any secrets?", "Paige: Please tell me you're not married.", "Brody: No, no, no, no. It's nothing like that. It's more like... Paige, I don't want you to be disappointed in me.", "Paige: What if I told you I did not cook this meal?", "(He laughs.)", "Brody: You didn't, huh?", "Paige: No. I can't cook. I talked Piper into doing it for me. Do you hate me?", "Brody: No. No, I don't.", "(They kiss. The doorbell rings and they ignore it. Phoebe runs down the stairs.)", "Phoebe: Don't mind me. As you were.", "(Phoebe goes to the door.)", "Paige: I think maybe we should go upstairs.", "(Paige and Kyle head for upstairs. Phoebe opens the front door.)", "Phoebe: Darryl, hey. Now is not really a good time. Not that I'm not glad to see you.", "Darryl: Listen, um, I'm here about Inspector Sheridan, Phoebe, and what I think he did to her.", "Phoebe: Okay, well, what's going on? Did you find her?", "Darryl: No, and when I confronted Brody on it, he said that she jumped to a top secret task force, and that's why there's no record.", "Phoebe: So that's it, right?", "Darryl: No. There's always a record somewhere. So I looked for something that maybe you could scry with.", "Phoebe: And?", "Darryl: Listen. Her apartment, her records, her files, all have been cleaned out. It's like it was a professional job. Someone does not want me to find her. And I think that someone just went upstairs with your sister.", "Phoebe: Forget happy endings. We can't even have a happy beginning.", "(He pulls out a pen.)", "Darryl: Look, I found this jammed behind Sheridan's desk. I mean, it's a long shot. But, you know, if she used it.", "Phoebe: I'll see what I can do.", "[Cut to the attic. Piper, Leo and the Seer are there. Leo is placing crystals on the floor. The Seer is laying on the couch.]", "Seer: Oh, and, um, can you get me one of those cute little scrunchie-faced dogs? A shar-pei, I think they're called. Oh, I always wanted a pet. Oh, and if you could throw in a lap pool, that would be great.", "Leo: You know, you might wanna narrow it down to your top ten demands.", "Seer: Hey. I've got something you want, okay? And the minute I spill my guts, I have no more bargaining chips. So I'm milking it for all I can.", "Piper: Were the boys okay when you left?", "Leo: Yes. Miss Donovan was reading to them.", "Seer: Did you get the shar-pei down?", "Piper: You know, because Chris has that rash and Wyatt's been a little cranky.", "Leo: They're fine. I don't know why you're worried so much. We leave them there all the time.", "Piper: Exactly. They spend more time at magic school lately than they do at home.", "Seer: She's right, you know.", "Piper: You stay out of it.", "Leo: Look, I don't wanna leave them there any more than you do. But we need to take care of this before the demons attack.", "Seer: On that note, let's move this along, shall we?", "Piper: See? It's just endless. I'm never gonna be able to spend any real time with my kids while we're single-handedly trying to rid the world of demons.", "Seer: Hello? I'm a demon you can get rid of. Preferably before I'm ambushed again.", "Piper: Okay, here's her list. Go see what the Elders have to say.", "(Piper hands Leo the list.)", "Seer: Hold on there, Sugar. I've got one more thing I'd like to add to that list, and it's something only the Elders can give. And it's a deal-breaker. I wanna be made human.", "Piper: What? Why in the hell would a powerful demon want to be made human?", "Seer: Hell being the operative word, as in, I live there and it sucks.", "Piper: You know what? I don't think you know anything. I think it's all just one big scam. How do we have any proof?", "(Three demons appear in the attic.)", "Swarm King: Hello, beautiful.", "(He throws a fireball at the Seer and it scrapes her on the arm. She dives over the couch.)", "Seer: Ow! (Leo vanquishes the demons with streams of electricity.) I can't believe I slept with that guy.", "(Three more demons appear in the attic.)", "Piper: (to the Seer) Okay, apparently the cage is not working so great for you, so just stay down.", "(Piper blows up the demons.)", "[Cut to the hallway. Phoebe and Paige are heading for the attic.]", "Phoebe: How's it going in there?", "Paige: Not loving the demon interruptus.", "(They walk into the attic. The Seer comes out from behind the couch.)", "Seer: Is that proof enough for ya, sweetie?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Piper looks at some broken baby furniture.]", "Piper: Well, I guess Chris won't be using this. I gotta stop trying to keep anything nice in this house.", "(Leo looks at the Seer's wound.)", "Seer: Ouch! You know, that hurts.", "Piper: Yeah, well, get used to it, 'cause if this is a setup.", "Leo: This is not a setup.", "Paige: Can someone please just remind me why, uh, we are protecting a demon?", "Piper: Well, apparently, she's selling out all of her buddies. So we're doing the witness protection thing. You know, if you want us to make a deal with the Elders to make you human, I think you need to give us something.", "Paige: Wait. Back up. Did you say human?", "Seer: I know, I know. I wouldn't actually have a soul, but I could live with that.", "Phoebe: This is so weird.", "Paige: Okay, and also a waste of my time. Because I was in the middle of something.", "Seer: Okay, okay, fine. I'll give you something. A little enticement.", "Paige: Bated breath.", "Seer: Okay, sure. I have a little black Book of Demons. But I also have the skinny on a little thing called the Avatars.", "Leo: What do you know about the Avatars?", "(Brody walks in.)", "Brody: Yeah. What do you know about them?", "Seer: (to Paige) Oh. Didn't I tell you he'd like the dress?", "Paige: Stop doing that.", "Brody: Can we get back to the Avatars, please?", "Seer: I know that they're close, closer than you think. Could be here any minute.", "(Brody walks out of the attic.)", "Paige: Kyle.", "(Paige follows Brody.)", "Phoebe: Okay, pow-wow. Pow-wow. Let's go. (Piper, Phoebe and Leo head for the door. The Seer follows.) Not you. You stay here. (Piper, Phoebe and Leo walk down the stairs.) Okay, here's what I don't get. Why does the Seer want to be human if the Avatars are so close?", "Piper: Yeah, you'd think she'd want to be evil if evil was about to take over.", "Leo: Unless the Avatars are good.", "Phoebe: Yeah, right. Is that possible?", "Piper: Either way, I just need her gone, and I want my boys home. (to Leo) So why don't you go up to the Elders and see if you can make a deal?", "Phoebe: Meantime, I'll stay with the Seer. Since we have similar powers, maybe I can tap into hers and find out what she really knows.", "Piper: Good. Go.", "(Piper and Phoebe walk away.)", "Leo: (whispers) You've put me in an awkward position. (The Avatars appear.) Why didn't you tell me I was rescuing a demon?", "Gamma: There wasn't time. She was about to be killed.", "Beta: Besides, we couldn't take the chance that you would say no. Too much is at stake.", "Leo: You're taking an even bigger risk by parking a demon in the house.", "Alpha: We know it's dangerous, Leo. But we're at a crossroads.", "Gamma: Agent Brody is a threat we didn't count on. He has the means to destroy us and the passion to turn them against us.", "Alpha: We're taking a calculated risk in the hopes of guiding the sisters toward the right road.", "Leo: This isn't calculated. It's foolhardy. The Seer's unpredictable. She'd out me in a heartbeat.", "Beta: Except she thinks you're just an Elder since she sent her message to them. We simply intercepted it.", "Leo: She'll see through me.", "Gamma: She won't if you get her what she wants quickly. Make the deal.", "Leo: Think about it, Leo. With her power, she can literally show the sisters our future, help them to understand what we're offering in a way no one else can. Not even you.", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. The demons are there.]", "Shouter Demon: They should be back by now.", "Vulture Demon: They're dead. The witches killed them.", "Shapeshifter: Yeah, well, we'll all be dead soon if we don't pull out all the stops.", "Vulture Demon: And what stops are you pulling out, Shapeshifter? You're a coward with no power.", "Shapeshifter: I'm just saying.", "Shouter Demon: I'm telling you, we should release Zankou.", "Vulture Demon: No way.", "[Scene: Manor. The Seer is there flipping through a photo album. Phoebe walks in.]", "Seer: You know, you girls really should take better care of your things. There are some singed pages here.", "Phoebe: Well, you should tell your demon friends to be more careful when they attack next.", "Seer: Look at this. You're like a family, and there's, like, pictures of fun times and stuff.", "Phoebe: Look at Wyatt. That's his first birthday.", "(Phoebe touches the Seer's hand.)", "Seer: Yeah.", "Phoebe: Are those my earrings?", "Seer: Yeah. Sorry. They called out to me. (Phoebe touches the earrings.) You're so close, and-and you like each other, and you're happy and...", "(Phoebe touches the Seer's shoulder.)", "Phoebe: Happy and...?", "Seer: And could you push a little harder on that right shoulder? If you're not gonna get a premonition, you could at least work out that knot.", "Phoebe: Can't blame a girl for trying, you know?", "Seer: Hey, when I first started getting my visions, I had to touch people too. Phone.", "Phoebe: Hm?", "Seer: Phone.", "(Phoebe's cell rings.)", "Phoebe: Oh, phone. You're good. (She answers it.) Hello? Uh, Darryl, now's not really a good time again. Let me call you back? All right. (Phoebe hangs up.) I mean, not that I'm okay with you stealing my stuff, but those earrings really do look amazing on you. Then again, what wouldn't?", "Seer: You know, Sugar, much as I enjoy the flattery and the bonding and even the touching, you're not getting anything out of me until you make me human.", "Phoebe: Okay. I get it. But what I don't get is why you want to be human. I mean, did the bad stuff just start to get to you after a while?", "Seer: No. The good stuff did. In my line of work, I see a lot and good and bad, and the good's just better. Problem is, I can see it, but I can't feel it.", "Phoebe: That's the thing about vision. It's a blessing and a curse.", "Seer: Yep. You know, being a demon is about feeding the endless emptiness, and I'm sick of it. I long for the subtle notes in between.", "Phoebe: And the Avatars have something to do with that, right? I'm just not sure what. (She looks at the Seer.) Right. Bargaining chip.", "Seer: Look, it's not like I'm being tight-lipped and mean for no reason. I can't give you what you want, or I won't get what I want. I see. You're not even sure I have anything you want.", "Phoebe: Look, I want to trust you. I really do. But you're a demon.", "Seer: How about I help you with your other problem instead? You know, the thing with the cop. Uh, Sheridan. If I find her for you, then would you trust me?", "(Phoebe hands her Sheridan's pen.)", "[Scene: Brody's Apartment. Paige and Brody are there. Brody pulls a suitcase out of the closet.]", "Paige: What the hell are you doing?", "Brody: We're wasting time. We should've orbed in.", "Paige: Well, yeah. That's why I drove, thinking maybe it'd give you time to chill out a little.", "Brody: Look, if the Avatars are on the way like the Seer says, we've gotta be prepared.", "(He takes the vial out of the suitcase.)", "Paige: Okay, what the hell is that? You're kind of freaking me out.", "Brody: It's why the Avatars killed my parents. It's a vanquishing potion that kills them.", "Paige: I didn't know one existed.", "Brody: Neither did they. They didn't even know what they found. All they knew was that this ancient civilization fought off this great power with it. The Avatars went into retreat -- till now.", "Paige: Well, I think that's great. Now you have the potion, we know where it is, and, uh, we can just put it away and bring it out if we need it.", "Brody: Paige, I have spent my entire life preparing for this moment when I can finally meet them face to face.", "Paige: Look, you have to let my sisters and I help. This is what we do. I know you've had a lot of pain. Okay? One potion is not gonna fix everything. Would you please just let us help you?", "Brody: No. This is my fight. You don't know what I've had to do to get this far.", "Paige: What do you mean?", "Brody: I told you. I've done some things that I'm not very proud of.", "Paige: We all have.", "(They kiss.)", "[Scene: Magic School. Leo and Odin are there.]", "Odin: We don't negotiate with demons.", "Leo: Well, she could give us everything we need to go after every upper-level demon.", "Odin: In exchange for making her human? I don't think so. We have more pressing concerns than demons, like the Avatars.", "Leo: She might know something about them too.", "Odin: What does she know?", "Leo: She's cagey. But I get the feeling that she might have foreseen something about them.", "Odin: Well. Then that might be worth bargaining for. But we need to know what she knows first. Then, and only then, will we see about giving her what she wants.", "(Odin orbs out.)", "[Scene: Outside Hawkbrook Mental Health Facility. Darryl is waiting there. Phoebe and the Seer appear.]", "Phoebe: Darryl.", "Darryl: You're late. Who is this?", "Phoebe: Uh, the Seer. Seer, Darryl. Darryl, Seer. Let's see if Sheridan's here, shall we?", "Darryl: Whoa, hold on a second here. You really think after all this time I wouldn't recognize a demon? I can't believe you brought a demon.", "Phoebe: Actually, she brought me.", "Seer: Go easy on him. His wife's had him sleeping on the couch all week.", "Darryl: How does she know that?", "Phoebe: Seer. Get it? She sees things. She's perfectly harmless and actually very good at what she does. I can't hold a candle to her.", "Seer: Oh, that's so sweet, and so not true. (to Darryl) And don't worry. She'll get over it. Just bring her some of that marzipan that she likes.", "Darryl: You think... You mean, like, the little fruit? I can't believe I'm listening to a demon.", "Phoebe: Don't be rude. She found this place. Let's go.", "Darryl: What a fool I was thinking that this crazy-ass stuff wouldn't happen anymore like-like this.", "(The Seer walks onto the grass and starts spinning.)", "Phoebe: I know. It's why you don't hang out with us anymore. But you got to admit it, you sort of miss it, don't you?", "Darryl: Phoebe, what is your demon friend doing?", "(Phoebe rushes to the Seer.)", "Phoebe: Uh-oh. Okay. There's plenty of time for this when you're human.", "Seer: Oh, come on. Take off your shoes and let me feel the grass through you.", "Phoebe: Yeah. We gotta get back before Leo does. Otherwise, he'll flip. You coming, Darryl?", "(They walk inside the building.)", "Seer: What kind of place is this?", "Phoebe: It's a mental hospital.", "Seer: Oh, whoa. I've never seen this side of good in my visions before. It's so bad.", "Phoebe: Yeah. Well, there's a downside to being able to feel things sometimes.", "Seer: Well, I'd still take good that's not always good over bad that's never good.", "Phoebe: Somehow, I know exactly what you mean.", "Seer: Yeah. (They walk to a door.) I'd try that one. (Darryl opens the door. The walk into an office. Across the room is another door.) There's more.", "(They open the door. Inside the room, Sheridan is laying in a bed.)", "Darryl: It's Sheridan.", "Phoebe: Oh my god.", "Darryl: I told you Brody did something to her.", "(Phoebe rings Paige on her cell.)", "Phoebe: Paige, please pick up the phone. Pick up the phone.", "[Cut to Brody's Apartment. Paige is in bed with Brody. Her cell phone vibrates on a table near by.]", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Phoebe, Leo and the Seer are walking down the stairs.]", "Phoebe: Leo, we need to get Paige away from Kyle before she ends up in a coma, too.", "Leo: You know, I just can't get over the fact that you were crazy enough to take the Seer out of the house.", "Phoebe: Well, I needed to find out if she was dating a madman, and I did, and she is. So please, Leo, you need to go get her.", "Leo: You know, you could've waited for me, and I could've taken her.", "Seer: I came back, didn't I?", "Leo: Because you need us.", "Phoebe: And because she likes us.", "Leo: Okay, are you two buddy-buddies starting to read each other?", "Seer: What are you afraid of, anyway? That I'm gonna tell her your dirty little secret?", "Leo: What makes you think I have any secrets?", "Phoebe: Hey, you guys, Paige is in danger. We have to get Piper out of magic school so we can get Paige out of Kyle's apartment, please. Please.", "Leo: Okay. But don't go anywhere, and make sure these potions are near you, okay? (He hands her a potion.) She's no good to us dead. And don't make me come back and separate you.", "(Leo orbs out.)", "Phoebe: So, okay, so if the Avatars are bad, wouldn't it be safer for you just to stay a demon?", "Seer: You're wondering if hubby is wrong about the avatars.", "Phoebe: Yeah. I mean, is it possible that they're good? Is it really possible?", "Seer: It's a smart question, one I'm sure to answer for you once I get my lap pool and the ability to feel.", "Phoebe: Fine. But first you're gonna have to ID some of your demon buddies for me.", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. Demons walk down some stairs holding torches.]", "Shapeshifter: We could be making a huge mistake here.", "Shouter Demon: We don't have a choice.", "(They approach a small volcano-like dirt mound with a blue light rising out of the top. Inside the blue light is swarming black dots that are bee-like. The Wizard demon holds his staff against the mound.)", "Wizard Demon: Lexonero bestia! Lexonero!", "(The blue light disappears and the bee-like dots are freed. They form into Zankou.)", "Zankou: Finally. Too bad The Source isn't still alive. I owe him for this. One of you was against freeing me. Who was it?", "Vulture Demon: It was me. I figured The Source incarcerated you for a reason, because you're too dangerous.", "Zankou: I like an honest demon. Now, where's The Seer?", "Shouter Demon: You know about...?", "Zankou: I could sense it all from my prison. I even know about the Avatars.", "Shouter Demon: The demonic forces await your word.", "Zankou: A legion won't get past the Charmed Ones. But a Shapeshifter might.", "Shapeshifter: I'm a shapeshifter.", "Zankou: Good. Good. Good. (Zankou reaches into the shapeshifter's chest and absorbs his powers. The shapeshifter is vanquished.) Now I'm one too.", "[Scene: Brody's Apartment. Piper and Leo are in the hallway. Brody opens the door.]", "Brody: Piper, Leo. Come in.", "(Paige comes out from the bedroom wearing one of Brody's shirts.)", "Paige: Hey, guys. What's up?", "Piper: (mumbles to Leo) Oh, so much for breaking it to her before it's too late. (to Paige) Uh, what's up is, uh, that, you know how Morris was looking into how maybe Sheridan... Tell 'em, Leo.", "Leo: Phoebe and Morris found Sheridan in a mental institution. She was in a coma, and we believe you put her there.", "Paige: Yeah. I actually know. Kyle told me.", "Piper: You know? And you're okay with this?", "Paige: Well, um, we all do things we're not proud of sometimes. Right, Leo?", "Leo: I think that's a little different. He shot an innocent.", "Brody: With a tranq-dart.", "Piper: Then put her in a coma.", "Paige: He did that to help. To help us. She was gonna expose us.", "Brody: Look, guys, it's just temporary. Okay? She's completely safe. And I will bring her out of it, right after the Avatar threat's over with.", "Leo: After losing a chunk of her life?", "Paige: You of all people should understand the sacrifice. Whatever he's done is to try to help rid the world of evil.", "Leo: It appears to me that he's the evil, not the Avatars.", "Brody: What, are you insane? Of course they're evil. Leo, they killed my parents.", "Piper: Okay. Uh, this is gonna take a while to figure out. Why don't you get dressed so we can go.", "Paige: I'm not gonna go, Piper. I'm staying here. (Leo orbs out with Piper.) That went swimmingly.", "[Scene: Manor. Dining Room. Phoebe and the Seer are there. Phoebe is flipping through the Book of Shadows.]", "Seer: Okay. Furies. Toxic. Emphasis on \"ick\". Hate me. Oh, the Grimlocks. Emphasis on the \"grim\". Hate me.", "Phoebe: Okay, so what I'm gathering is pretty much every demon in this book hates you?", "Seer: Pretty much. Which is sad because they're my family. Well, I mean, it would be sad if I had feelings.", "Phoebe: Well, don't worry, I'm gonna put something in the spell about that.", "Seer: Thanks. You really care about what happens to me, don't you?", "Phoebe: Yeah, I do, I guess.", "Seer: That's nice. I like that.", "(They smile. Leo and Piper orb in.)", "Phoebe: Hey. Where's Paige?", "Piper: She stayed with Kyle.", "Phoebe: What? Even after you told her?", "Leo: We didn't get a chance to. Kyle beat us to the punch.", "Piper: And apparently she's okay with it.", "Phoebe: Yeah, well, you know what? I am not okay with it.", "Piper: Well, neither am I. But first things first. We need to get this little demon creature out of the house.", "Leo: We need to get the information about the Avatars so I can use it as leverage against the Elders.", "Seer: You know my terms.", "Piper: Your terms are ridiculous.", "Leo: Look, what if I personally guarantee you get what you want?", "Seer: Oh, I'm supposed to trust you now?", "Piper: What is with you two?", "Seer: Look, all I know is the Avatars are a powerful force, and your secret weapon is locked in here.", "(She points to her head.)", "Piper: Ugh! Phoebe, would you please speak to her?", "Phoebe: Okay. Remember how you said that you can sense that I care about you?", "Seer: Mm-hm.", "Phoebe: Well, I can sense that you care about me too. So, please, give me the information that we need.", "Seer: I can't tell you. But I can show you.", "(The Seer holds out her hands. Phoebe places her hands on top of the Seer's. Their hands glow. Phoebe smiles.)", "Piper: Phoebe?", "[Cut to Phoebe's Vision. Phoebe is waiting outside a school. An older Wyatt, an older Chris and a girl run over to her.]", "Wyatt: Hi, Aunt Phoebe.", "Phoebe: Hi, Wyatt. (to Chris) Hi, big guy.", "Girl: Mummy, mummy!", "(The girl hugs Phoebe and Phoebe picks her up.)", "Phoebe: Hi. What are you doing, my little lady bug?", "Girl: Mummy, Chris was scaring me about the demons again.", "Phoebe: Chris, it's not nice to tease. What did I tell you about the demons? They don't exist anymore. Not since the Avatars.", "[Cut to the Dining Room.]", "Piper: She's smiling, right? That's good.", "Seer: She's seeing Utopia. No demons. Beyond good and evil.", "(Suddenly, Phoebe receives a premonition. In the premonition, the Seer is trying to run from Zankou.)", "Zankou: You betrayed me. And now you pay.", "(Zankou vanquishes the Seer. The premonition ends.)", "Piper: What? What was it? What happened?", "Phoebe: I saw the most beautiful thing ever... And the most terrible.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Piper, Phoebe, Leo and the Seer walk into the parlor.]", "Seer: Now you know why I'm doing this.", "Phoebe: Yeah. With no demons in the future, you'd be extinct.", "Seer: If I even get to that future, which, if Zankou has his way, I won't.", "Leo: But let's just keep in mind that the future's volatile, okay? The choices me make, the things we do, could change it. What you saw may never happen.", "Phoebe: But if the good part of what I saw can happen, that would be great, because it was incredible. I was so happy and calm and peaceful, and my little girl. Oh, god, she was so cute.", "Seer: Yeah. Not normally big on the rug rats, but she was cute.", "Phoebe: Now I'm even more worried about Paige. Kyle wants to destroy something that could potentially be really great.", "Piper: Okay, hang on a second. We don't know any of this for sure, and even you made the Avatar future seem threatening.", "Seer: Well, duh. If I made it sound peachy, you wouldn't have helped me. The fact is, I didn't see anything threatening. How about you, Leo?", "(Leo doesn't say anything.)", "Piper: Okay, seriously, what is it with you two?", "Seer: Are you gonna tell her, or shall I? I told you I liked a challenge. So what's it gonna be?", "Leo: Look, apparently what she has seen, is that I know the Avatars are good, because I'm an Avatar.", "Piper: What? That's insane. What does that mean?", "Leo: That means I believe in what they want. A world beyond good and evil.", "Phoebe: Wait. Are you saying that you've been living in our house as an Avatar, and you haven't told us?", "Leo: Look, I'm the same old Leo.", "Piper: Only not. Is this how you went from psycho crazy guy to happy-happy guy? Because you became an Avatar?", "Leo: What changed for me was knowing that we could have this life that we always wanted. A life without demons, you know? They showed me this peaceful world. Happy, like Phoebe saw in her vision.", "Piper: The point is not happy. The point is, why didn't you tell me?", "Leo: Well, I couldn't tell you until you were ready. Everybody has to come to the truth in their own time.", "Piper: Okay, Leo, you know what? Don't guru-talk me, because you are in far too much trouble if you think...", "Seer: Okay. Guys, guys, can we just put this on hold for a second?", "Phoebe: She's right. This can wait. She can't. I've seen her vanquish, and we have to make her human right now. She held up her end of the deal. Now it's the Elders' turn.", "Leo: Okay, well, I can't exactly go to the Elders and say, \"The Seer saw Utopia.\" They're not gonna believe me.", "Phoebe: No, but they'll believe me. (to the Seer) Piper's gonna help you get your stuff together for your new life. And if I were you, I'd go upstairs and get the dress that matches those earrings, because you're gonna look amazing in it. We'll be right back with the spell.", "(Leo orbs out with Phoebe.)", "[Cut to Magic School. Odin is there reading a book. Leo orbs in with Phoebe. Phoebe clears her throat. Odin looks up.]", "Odin: What is she doing here?", "Phoebe: I'm here to give you what you want.", "Odin: So. The Seer told you something.", "Leo: Yes. She told us that the Avatars' future is a Utopia.", "Odin: That's not possible.", "Phoebe: I've seen it.", "Odin: It's gonna take more than that.", "Phoebe: That's why I'm here to show it to you.", "(Phoebe holds out her hands. Odin places his hands on top of hers. He receives the Utopia vision.)", "Odin: It's not possible. This must be some sort of trick.", "Phoebe: You've seen the vision. Take your time sorting it out. But I will need that spell.", "Odin: But this might be all a sham.", "Phoebe: Then it's not the Seer's fault. She's just the messenger. But you do have to honour your end of the deal.", "[Scene: Manor. Hallway. Paige orbs in. Piper walks out of a room carrying a bag.]", "Piper: Oh. Hey. I'm glad you're here. I was worried about you.", "Paige: Oh, I was picking up some clothes.", "Piper: Oh. Well, if you're looking for your red winter jacket with the missing button, I, uh, gave it to the Seer.", "Paige: Why? Do demons feel cold?", "Piper: Except she won't be a demon anymore.", "Paige: So, the Seer told us something about the Avatars?", "Piper: Even better. Because of their shared power, she was able to give Phoebe her vision.", "Paige: How bad was it?", "Piper: That's the thing. According to Phoebe, it was good.", "Paige: And you're willing to believe a demon over Kyle.", "Piper: I don't believe one way or another. I'm just trying to keep an open mind.", "Paige: Piper, everything we know about them, everything, points to them being killers.", "Piper: Don't you think that maybe we should explore what they're all about just in case?", "Paige: Explore what? How about this. Why don't you explore? When you find something out, give me a call, because I'll be there to vanquish it with Kyle's potion. Okay?", "(Paige storms off.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. The Seer is looking at herself in the mirror wearing a pink dress. Piper walks in.]", "Piper: You know, I don't think Phoebe would mind throwing in some shoes.", "Seer: Oh. Thanks, but I won't need them. Soon as I'm human, I'm hoping your guy will orb me to Golden Gate Park and I can finally run through that grass.", "Piper: Have you thought of a name for yourself?", "Seer: Oh! It's Kyra. It always has been. It's just everyone calls me, uh, the Seer. Okay, honestly, now. How do I look? I've never worn anything so... fun.", "Piper: Kyra, you look great.", "Seer: Thanks.", "(Phoebe walks in.)", "Piper: Did you get the spell?", "Phoebe: Oh, Leo's got it. He's downstairs trying to convince Paige not to leave.", "Piper: Yeah, I know, I already tried. Um, look, we're kinda pushing it here. The demon could show up any minute, so...", "Phoebe: Maybe you should get the spell.", "Piper: Yeah.", "(Piper walks out of the attic.)", "Phoebe: Hey, you look really great.", "Seer: Sure you don't mind me borrowing it?", "Phoebe: No, not at all. Although I'm much more of a black kind of guy myself. I think it's a lot more appropriate for a funeral. Don't you, Kyra?", "Seer: Wait. How did you...", "(Phoebe grabs the Seer by the neck. She shapeshifts into Zankou.)", "Zankou: Hello, Sugar.", "Seer: Did I call you that ever? What I meant to say was, \"Hello, swirling particles of scum.\"", "Zankou: You always were amusing. But still, I can't allow you to betray us all just to save your own ass. (He pushes her backwards and throws bee-like particles at her. She screams.) It's good to be back.", "(Leo orbs in with Phoebe. Zankou disappears. Piper walks in. The Seer is vanquished.)", "Piper: That wasn't you.", "Phoebe: That was the demon from my vision.", "Piper: We can't keep doing this. There's gotta be a better way.", "Phoebe: There is a better way. She showed it to me, and it was beautiful. I think I want to meet them.", "Leo: And I want you to, but I think you need a clear mind to do so, and I don't know that now's the right time.", "Piper: Now is the best time.", "Leo: You sure?", "Piper: We're sure. Call them. (Leo closes his eyes and concentrates. The Avatars appear.) We're listening." ]	Charmed	07x10	Witchness Protection	bunniefuu
Charmed_07x11.json	[ "Still not completely sure that the Avatars mean well, Piper agrees to switch powers with Phoebe so that she too can see Phoebe's premonition of a Utopian world. During the spell, Zankou senses their vulnerability and attacks them, accidentally transferring their powers to innocent bystanders, Denise ( Anne Dudek ) and Ronny ( Brian Howe ). Paige shows Kyle that his parents, Jack and Ruth Brody ( Jon Hamm and Jessica Steen ) were not in fact killed by the Avatars, but by demons seeking the anti-Avatar potions. Meanwhile, Denise and Ronny who have gained Piper and Phoebe's powers refuse to co-operate in giving back their new powers. Instead they decide that they'll use their powers to get back at Denise's cheating ex-husband, and win big money. With this plan they head off to gamble in Nevada refusing to obey what's asked of them. Later, Zankou outs Leo to the Elders who confront him, and he admits he is an Avatar, which leads to the Elders trying to kill Leo but fail. Meanwhile, Phoebe convinces Ronny by showing the vision of Utopia given to her by Kira and they return home to switch powers back. There, Zankou attacks, but leaves after Denise blasts him and he senses that Leo is still alive." ]	[ "[Scene: Manor. Kitchen. Piper and Leo are there making breakfast.]", "Leo: I don't know what more proof you need. You told me yourself it sounds great.", "Piper: It does.", "Leo: So, what's the problem?", "Piper: Burning toast.", "Leo: What?", "Piper: The toast, it's burning. (Leo goes over to the smoking toaster.) Now, see, there's a question. Your Avatar friends are promising this big, bright future. Um, will there be burning toast?", "Leo: Piper, be serious.", "Piper: I am. You know, they say they're gonna rid the world of evil, bring about a better way. What else are they gonna get rid of?", "Leo: Nothing else. We had this conversation.", "Piper: Yeah, I know, but...", "Leo: You talked to the other Avatars, they answered all your questions.", "Piper: Still, I...", "Leo: What more do you need to know?", "Piper: Well, if you'd let me finish a damn sentence, I'd tell ya. Look, the more I think about the whole thing, the more it worries me. No, save the pitch. I've heard it. And I'm not saying it doesn't sound great. Obviously it does, especially after everything we've been through. But...", "Leo: But?", "Piper: But it's a huge decision. I mean, it's one thing to save the world from evil every week. It's another thing entirely to change the world just because we can. I mean, isn't that a little cocky?", "Leo: No. In this case, it's a leap of faith. One that I'm willing to fight for because I have faith in the Avatars.", "Piper: Yeah, but not everyone else has reached your level of faith yet.", "(Leo hears something.)", "Leo: Is that the front door?", "Piper: Phoebe? Paige? (They walk into the foyer and notice the front door wide open.) That's odd. Did you leave that open?", "Leo: No, I orbed in.", "(Kyle walks in behind them.)", "Kyle: You son of a bitch!", "(He throws the Avatar potion at Leo and it freezes in mid air.)", "Leo: That was close.", "(He notices Piper's also frozen. Alpha and Beta appear.)", "Alpha: Too close. That's the second time he's tried to kill you, Leo. We need to do something about this.", "Leo: All right, well, I'm not gonna do anything until you unfreeze Piper. I can't keep lying to her.", "(Piper unfreezes.)", "Piper: Watch out! What are they doing here?", "Beta: Saving his life. This vial contains an ancient potion that kills Avatars, Piper. Which means that someone must have told Agent Brody that Leo is one of us now.", "Leo: Paige.", "Piper: All right, what do you want from me? I'll kill her later.", "Alpha: Make no mistake, Piper, this is a serious matter. One that demands our immediate attention. If one of use were to die, it could weaken the collective to the point where we might not be able to implement the change.", "Piper: You know, well, maybe you should have thought of that before you killed Brody's parents.", "Leo: Piper.", "Piper: What? That's why he views them as a threat. That's what he thinks happened.", "Alpha: Do you view us as a threat, Piper?", "Piper: Actually, I'm still working on that one.", "Beta: We didn't kill his parents. That's not what we're about.", "Alpha: She'll discover what we're about in her own time as Phoebe already has. But we are running out of time. Agent Brody is not the only problem that we face. Even as we speak, the demon Zankou is mobilising the Underworld to try and stop us as well. (Alpha takes the vial from mid air.) If you truly desire a life beyond good and evil, Piper... we're going to need your help... which means you'll need to decide quickly.", "(The Avatars disappear. Kyle unfreezes.)", "Kyle: What happened, huh? What'd you do?", "Piper: Kyle, wait, listen to me.", "Kyle: No, you don't understand! That was the last potion! You have no idea what you just did.", "Piper: Okay, so you see why I'm having a little problem with the faith thing, right? Paige!", "(Paige orbs in holding a bag of groceries.)", "Paige: What? What's going on?", "Piper: Oh, you know, nothing. Your boyfriend tried to kill my husband.", "Opening Credits", "[Scene: Manor. Continued from before.]", "Paige: I don't know what happened. I told Kyle you were an Avatar at breakfast. He seemed okay with it.", "Piper: Yeah, well, you should have warned us you were gonna tell him.", "Paige: I would have if I would have known what he was gonna do. Not that I can blame him.", "Leo: Excuse me?", "Paige: I mean, not the whole killing thing, obviously. But his parents were killed by the Avatars.", "Leo: The Avatars weren't responsible for that.", "Paige: How do you know? Were you there, Leo?", "Leo: No, I wasn't, but now that I'm an Avatar, I can tell you they wouldn't do that because it goes against everything they believe in.", "Paige: Well, Kyle thinks otherwise, and he happened to be there.", "Piper: Paige, in all fairness, he was only five years old. Who knows what really happened?", "Paige: Why don't you try to convince him of that?", "(Phoebe walks in.)", "Phoebe: Talking about Kyle, I assume? I just called him looking for you. He gave me an earful. You okay?", "Leo: Yeah.", "Piper: Good thing Kyle is out of potions.", "Phoebe: It still doesn't solve his problem. And until somebody does... I would assume that you're not gonna go along with the Avatars, right?", "Paige: What do you have up your sleeve?", "Phoebe: Well, I was just thinking, remember how Leo sent you back to find out what really happened to your parents?", "Paige: Yeah.", "Piper: Well, maybe we could do the same thing for Kyle and help him move on.", "Paige: Okay, but what if Kyle sees that they really did kill his parents?", "Phoebe: Well, if that's the case, then we'll kill the Avatars and help him move on that way. The sooner we help Kyle find out the truth, the sooner we can all move on.", "Piper: Move on to what?", "Phoebe: The future the Avatars promised us. The one I saw in my vision.", "Piper: Okay, but Phoebe, we all didn't see that.", "Phoebe: Yes, but you could if you and I swap powers.", "Piper: What?", "Phoebe: It would just be for a little while. Just long enough for you to see the vision for yourself. I promise you, it's beautiful.", "Piper: Okay, look, if the Avatars are exonerated, and I see what Phoebe saw, then we'll talk about it.", "(Phoebe looks at Paige.)", "Paige: Fine, I'll talk too.", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. Zankou is standing in front of a fire pit, meditating. A group of demons stand nearby.]", "Laygan: Zankou, hi, sorry to disturb you.", "Zankou: What is it?", "Laygan: Well, we were just wondering, and I mean all of us, not just myself, when things were gonna move along. Seeing as how the Avatars are so close to wiping us off the face of the Earth and all.", "Zankou: The Avatars are not the problem.", "Laygan: Not the problem? Well, we unleashed you to save us from them, and now they're not the problem? I'm a little confused.", "Zankou: Would you like me to elaborate?", "Laygan: Yes, please.", "(Zankou hits him in the face and he falls into the group of demons.)", "Zankou: We can't stop the Avatars. We might be able to stop the Charmed Ones before they join forces with them. If we can do that... then the Avatars won't have the power they need in order to remake the world and eliminate us.", "Laygan: Destroying the Charmed Ones, it always sounds easy. Many have tried. No one's succeeded.", "Zankou: There's a first time for everything. Besides, I never had the opportunity to go up against them before. I sense... the chance is near.", "[Scene: Kyle's Apartment. Paige and Kyle are there.]", "Paige: Are you trying to get yourself killed? 'Cause, you know, that's what easily could have happened.", "Kyle: Yeah, it was a chance I had to take. You kill one Avatar, it weakens them all. They're connected.", "Paige: Kyle, you tried to kill Leo!", "Kyle: I don't care.", "Paige: I do, and if you actually cared about me, maybe you would too.", "Kyle: Now, see, don't lay that on me.", "Paige: Don't lay what on you? He's my brother-in-law. He matters to me.", "Kyle: Yeah, my parents mattered to me too!", "Paige: Okay. Even if the Avatars did kill them, Leo wasn't there. How can you even hold him responsible?", "Kyle: It was the only way I could get to 'em.", "Paige: So you would kill somebody who's innocent to exact revenge on whoever killed your parents. Gee, that makes you a whole lot better than those killers.", "Kyle: Look, I know who killed my parents.", "Paige: Do you? You sure?", "Kyle: I'm sure.", "Paige: You won't mind proving it?", "Kyle: What are you talking about?", "Paige: I'm talking about getting you past this, finding out who really did this. Are you interested?", "Kyle: Yeah.", "Paige: Good. Then you won't mind going on a little trip with me.", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Piper and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is flipping through the Book of Shadows.]", "Phoebe: I know the power switching spell is in here somewhere. We're used it before.", "Piper: Yeah, and if I remember correctly, didn't it bite us in the ass? (Phoebe gives her a look.) I'm just saying.", "(Leo orbs in.)", "Leo: All right. As long as Kyle is willing, the Avatars said they'd send him back to the past.", "Phoebe: They've got the easy part. They should try dealing with a stubborn sister in the present.", "Piper: So I'm having second thoughts, sue me.", "Phoebe: I'm telling you, it's well worth the risk for you to see what I saw. Imagine a future with no demons, a future where we're all free, where our kids get to grow up happy and have normal lives? I mean, it's what we're always dreamed of. Piper, it's what you've always dreamed of.", "Piper: And you got all that from one vision?", "Phoebe: Actually, I did.", "(Leo smiles at her.)", "Piper: What are you smiling at?", "Leo: Nothing.", "(Paige and Kyle walk in.)", "Paige: Okay, we're ready.", "Phoebe: Good, I'm glad. And you will be too.", "Kyle: We'll see.", "Leo: All right, let me explain how this is gonna work.", "Kyle: Hold it. He's doing this?", "Piper: Uh, yeah. Is there a problem?", "Kyle: Yeah. How do I know he and the Avatars aren't gonna change the past? Make it look like they want it to.", "Leo: We can't change the past. Nor would we want to. Besides, you'll know if it's been messed with. It's your past.", "Kyle: And I've got the word of an Avatar on this? No way.", "Paige: Kyle, please, we have to do this. It's the only way we're ever gonna find out the truth, right?", "Kyle: All right. What do I do?", "Leo: Close your eyes. (He does so.) Concentrate on the day. See it.", "Paige: How do we get back?", "Leo: He'll get back when he finds the truth.", "(Leo waves his hands and a vortex opens in the room. Paige and Kyle hold hands and are sucked into the vortex. The vortex disappears.)", "Piper: Now what?", "Phoebe: Now we work on you.", "[Cut to a subway. The vortex opens and Paige and Kyle walk out.]", "Paige: You okay?", "(They walk up the stairs.)", "Kyle: Yeah. Still not used to this time travel stuff. (He looks around.) Oh my god. (There are Christmas decorations tied up on buildings and lampposts.) Wait a minute, something's not right.", "Paige: What? What's not right?", "(Kyle steps onto the street and a car slams on his breaks.)", "Kyle: Come on!", "Driver: Hey, buddy, watch it, huh?", "Paige: Where are you going?", "(Kyle goes to a newsstand and picks up a paper.)", "Kyle: December 28th, 1981.", "Paige: Isn't that the date?", "Kyle: Yeah. This isn't where it happened. This isn't where they died.", "Paige: You sure?", "Kyle: Yeah, of course I'm sure. They died in a warehouse near JFK, at 7:52 at night. I checked the coroner's report. This is Columbia University. This is where they taught.", "Paige: Maybe we're starting here for another reason.", "Kyle: The Avatars want me to miss seeing it. That's not gonna happen. We need to get to the airport. Hey, taxi!", "(Paige notices an advertisement on the top of the taxi.)", "Paige: Cool, Raiders of the Lost Ark. I always wanted to see that. (Kyle walks off. Paige follows.) Christmas in New York, nothing like it, right?", "Kyle: I think it's the first one I remember.", "Paige: What'd you get for Christmas?", "Kyle: Uh, a bunch of books, snow globe, Rubik's Cube.", "Paige: You must have been a smart boy to handle that.", "Kyle: I like puzzles. Hey, taxi!", "(The taxi stops across the street. Kyle and Paige walk over to it. A woman gets out.)", "Woman: (to inside the car) Come on.", "(Kyle looks at her and she looks back at him. They recognise each other. The woman faints and Kyle catches her.)", "Boy: (from inside the car) Mum? Mummy.", "Kyle: It's okay, son. She's all right. She just fainted. You wanna get your jacket.", "Paige: Do you know who she is?", "Kyle: Yeah. That's my mum. (The boy gets out of the car.) Which makes him...", "Paige: You.", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Piper and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is looking through the Book of Shadows.]", "Phoebe: Found it! You ready?", "Piper: Uh, what if Zankou shows up? What are we gonna do then?", "Phoebe: Well, then I blow him up. We'll still have our powers, just in different bodies.", "Piper: What if that doesn't work? What if we need Paige too?", "Phoebe: Why are you procrastinating? What are you afraid of?", "Piper: Honestly, a lot of things, actually. I mean, even if this works, we're still talking about remaking the world as we know it. And frankly, that makes me a little nervous.", "Phoebe: I promise you, you will not be nervous once you see what I saw. Trust me.", "Piper, Phoebe: \"What's mine is yours, what's yours is mine, I offer up my gift to share, switch our powers through the air.\"", "(Magical lights rise out of them and swirl around. Zankou appears and powers up some energy balls. The girls dive for cover as he throws them. The magical lights fly out the window.)", "Phoebe: Uh-oh.", "[Cut to outside. One lot of magical lights fly over to a man sitting in a car and enters him. The other lot enters a woman standing in front of her house.]", "[Cut to the Attic.]", "Zankou: Where's the third one?", "Phoebe: Uh, you know what? We're not really sure. So why don't you just come back later, okay?", "Zankou: Nah.", "(Leo orbs in and zaps Zankou from behind. Zankou flames out.)", "Leo: What happened? Why didn't you fire back?", "Piper: Go ahead, tell him.", "Phoebe: We sort of lost our powers.", "[Scene: Manor. Piper, Phoebe and Leo are walking down the stairs.]", "Phoebe: Maybe we should try calling for our powers.", "Piper: We already tried that.", "Phoebe: Maybe we should try again.", "Leo: Piper, where are you going?", "Piper: The powers went out the window, didn't they?", "Leo: So you expect to find them laying around on the front lawn?", "Piper: Don't get smart with me, mister. This was not my idea.", "Phoebe: I said I was sorry. I was just trying to get you to see what I saw.", "Piper: And now I can see that we are going to die. I don't need your powers for that.", "Leo: Maybe you should try scrying for them.", "Piper: Why would that work?", "Leo: Because they're alive. They still exist somewhere.", "Phoebe: Somewhere? Somewhere, where, like in people?", "Leo: Two very surprised people.", "Piper: Oh, we gotta get Paige back here before Zankou attacks again.", "Leo: We can't. After they find out who killed Kyle's parents.", "Phoebe: How did he know to attack us right when we were about to switch powers?", "Leo: He must have sensed you were vulnerable.", "Phoebe: Now I know why the Source locked him up.", "Piper: You need to take the kids to Magic School right away.", "Leo: And leave you alone without powers?", "Piper: You have to, there's no other option. We'll call you if we need you. But you gotta get them out of here. (Leo orbs out.) And we need to find our powers. (They hear a noise outside. Piper opens the door and sees small explosions inside the house across the road.) I think I just found mine.", "Phoebe: I'm going to find my powers.", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. Zankou is there meditating in front of a fire pit.]", "Zankou: One of them's found her powers already, which means the other one will as well.", "Laygan: Does that mean we've missed our chance?", "Zankou: Not necessarily.", "Laygan: With all do respect, you said you knew when the Charmed Ones would be at their most vulnerable.", "Zankou: They were vulnerable. I sensed it. I just didn't anticipate the Elder coming to their rescue.", "Laygan: Maybe we should rethink things a little, maybe go after the Avatars instead.", "Zankou: With their powers we wouldn't stand a chance.", "Laygan: Some of us think we would.", "(Zankou throws energy balls at the group of demons standing near by, vanquishing them.)", "Zankou: Now they don't think that.", "Laygan: If you're still going after the witches, how do we get past the Elder?", "Zankou: By letting the other Elders know he's not really one of them anymore.", "[Scene: 1981. Columbia University. Paige, Kyle, Ruth and Young Kyle are there. Kyle hands Ruth a glass of water.]", "Ruth: Thank you.", "Young Kyle: Is my mum gonna be okay?", "Kyle: She's gonna be fine.", "Paige: Is there anyone we can call for you? Husband maybe?", "(Kyle's dad, Jack, walks in.)", "Jack: There's no need. He's right here. Hey.", "Kyle: Dad... (They give him a look.) Dad... is that your dad?", "Paige: Careful.", "Jack: What's wrong? A TA told me you're sick.", "Ruth: No, I'm fine. I had a fainting spell.", "Jack: Fainting spell?", "Ruth: I was so startled. He's the spitting image of my father.", "Paige: Crazy coincidences, right?", "Jack: Well, either way, thanks a lot for helping her out. I'm Jack, Jack Brody.", "(Kyle and Jack shake hands.)", "Paige: This is Kevin, Kevin Matthews, and I am Paige. And we're late for a movie.", "Jack: Oh, what are you gonna see?", "Kyle: Um...", "Paige: Raiders of the Lost Ark.", "Young Kyle: Cool. Can I go with?", "Ruth: No, you can't go with. You're too little.", "Kyle: Trust me, though. You're gonna love it.", "(The phone rings.)", "Jack: Oh, just give me a second.", "(Jack answers the phone.)", "Kyle: (to Young Kyle) You get this for Christmas?", "Young Kyle: Yep.", "Ruth: He loves reading about the Egyptian kings and queens. What's your favourite story, Kyle?", "Kyle, Little Kyle: The Mummy's Curse.", "Little Kyle: Owe me a soda.", "(Ruth gives him a look.)", "Kyle: I'm sure it's every kid's favourite story. My folks used to read it to me all the time.", "Ruth: Well, you have good parents.", "Kyle: Yeah.", "Paige: All right, then, Kevin, we should really be going.", "(Jack hangs up the phone.)", "Jack: We should too. That was customs. The manifest for the Cairo shipment is missing. They're gonna destroy the shipment unless we get down there and identify them.", "Ruth: They can't just destroy them.", "Jack: Apparently they can and will. So sorry to have to cut this short.", "Ruth: I hope we see you again soon.", "Kyle: Yeah, yeah, me too.", "Paige: Okay then, bye all.", "(Paige and Kyle leave the University.)", "Paige: What are you thinking?", "Kyle: I'm sorry, all right? I just thought it would be easier than this.", "Paige: You have to be careful. You can't risk changing the past.", "Kyle: Look, you said yourself that there's a reason why I came here first.", "Paige: That's not the reason. We came to see who killed them, not to save them.", "Kyle: All my life I just used to think that if I could just talk to my parents one more time, five minutes, even that would be enough. I don't know, I don't think I can just sit back and watch my parents die.", "Paige: You don't have a choice. We can't change the past.", "[Scene: Outside an apartment building. A woman is up on the balcony throwing clothes over to a man on the street.]", "Man: Oh, no, honey. No, don't. I... Look, baby, you gotta believe me. I did not hire a private eye to follow you.", "Woman: Liar!", "Man: Honey, you gotta believe me. (Phoebe pulls up in her car.) Wait, I'm the liar? You're the one having the affairs!", "Woman: Well, how did you know about them, huh?", "Man: I told you already. I don't know how. I just... I just saw it in my head.", "Woman: Well, now you can see your ass outta my life!", "Man: You're the one screwing around! (The man gets a premonition.) Phil? You slept with Phil too? (Phoebe walks up to him.) Oh my god, what is happening to me?", "Phoebe: I think I can explain.", "Man: Who are you?", "Phoebe: It doesn't matter. But I do know you've been seeing certain things, right, things that you can't explain?", "Man: Oh, no, no, no. Don't tell me you're sleeping with her too.", "Phoebe: No, of course not. I'm just here to help you.", "Man: Look, lady, no offence, but I don't think you can help me, okay? Oh, no, no, not the bowling trophy! (The woman throws the trophy over the balcony.) You broke my... (He gets another premonition.) Who the hell are you?", "Phoebe: Short version, I'm a witch. And you have my power of premonition. And if you don't come with me, you're probably gonna get killed by a demon. Got it?", "[Scene: On top of the Golden Gate Bridge. Zankou and two Elders are there. Zankou touches the air in front of him and his fingers spark.]", "Zankou: What's the matter? Don't trust me?", "Kheel: You said you had some information about the Avatars. We're listening.", "Zankou: Actually, I said I have information about one of the Avatars. A very special one.", "Sandra: He doesn't know anything. Let's go.", "Zankou: You know him actually. Very well too.", "Kheel: All right, who is it?", "Zankou: I believe his name is... Leo. Ring any Elder bells?", "Kheel: He's not an Avatar.", "Zankou: Sure, he is. He just doesn't want you to know it. Probably because he's planning on betraying you. But then again, I'm not one to gossip. I'm sure if you look back at it, it has to make a lot of sense, doesn't it?", "Kheel: You have any proof?", "Zankou: I saw his powers. More to the point, I... felt his powers. They made yours seem feeble.", "Sandra: Why are you telling us this now? What do you hope to gain?", "Zankou: My life... and those of my fellow demons. You see, the one thing you and I have in common is the Avatar's threat. If they come to power, you will be out, and we will be gone. On the other hand, if you can deal with your little traitor... we might yet be able to save ourselves. Tick, tock.", "(Zankou flames out.)", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Piper and the woman who has her power, Denise, is there.]", "Denise: Demons? What do you mean, demons? You mean they actually exist?", "Piper: Yes, Denise, they do, so I need my powers...", "Denise: Stay away from me! (She blows something up.) Why does that keep happening?", "Piper: It won't, if you just calm down a little and let me help you.", "Denise: Wait. You guys fight demons here all the time, don't you?", "Piper: Pretty much, why?", "Denise: See, I always thought that you threw wild parties, you know, things breaking, people screaming. I had no idea.", "Piper: Well, at least now you know why we never invited you.", "(Phoebe and the man who has her power walks in.)", "Phoebe: Found my...", "(Denise gasps and freezes them.)", "Piper: See, that's that other little power I was telling you about. Okay, so small gesture here. Nothing too hard. Don't wanna blow up the sister, okay?", "(Denise waves her hand a little bit and they unfreeze.)", "Phoebe: Power. Frozen?", "Piper: Yeah.", "Phoebe: Hi, I'm Phoebe, and you're...", "Denise: Really scared.", "Piper: Yeah, really, don't startle her.", "Ronnie: Ladies, what do you say we cut the chitchat and just fix this?", "Phoebe: You got it, Ronnie, let's do it.", "Denise: Wait, what exactly are you gonna do?", "Phoebe: Oh, just a little spell. You'll say it, we'll say it, everything should be back to normal.", "Piper: And then you can go home and never tell anyone ever, ever, ever about this, okay? Sounds good, huh?", "Phoebe: Gather around.", "Ronnie: Hold on, wait, wait, wait. What if say you wanted to use powers for something besides fighting demons? Like, uh, winning the lottery?", "Phoebe: No, my premonitions are bigger than that.", "Ronnie: What's bigger than winning the lottery?", "Denise: How about getting back at people who were really mean to you? Ever do that?", "Piper: No, no, 'cause that's under the category of personal gain and with the risk of exposure, those are really bad things in the witch world.", "Phoebe: Time's a-wastin'.", "Denise: No, no, no, I'm talking really mean. Like an ex-husband who clears out your savings account, runs off with his secretary and leaves you mortgaged to the hilt.", "Ronnie: You guys could get rich and get revenge on whoever you wanted.", "Phoebe: No, we couldn't.", "Denise: I don't believe you.", "Ronnie: Yeah, me neither. What do you say we get rich?", "Denise: Okay. Only if we can blow up my ex-husband afterwards.", "Ronnie: Sure.", "Phoebe: No, no. That would be personal gain and exposure, not to mention murder.", "(Ronnie and Denise head for the door.)", "Piper: Hey, you can't leave!", "(Denise freezes them. They chuckle.)", "Ronnie: Oh, I think this is gonna be a lot of fun.", "(They leave.)", "[Scene: 1981. Airport. Loading Dock. Paige and Kyle are hiding behind some boxes. Jack, Ruth and Young Kyle walk in. A worker unpacks a box.]", "Jack: Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're gonna want to be extra careful with that one.", "Ruth: (to Young Kyle) Honey, this is gonna take a while. You want to go get a drink?", "Young Kyle: Mm-mmm.", "Ruth: No?", "(They open a wooden box and inside are the Avatar potions.)", "Agent: What's in these things?", "Jack: Well, I honestly don't know, but I can tell you what I think is in them.", "Kyle: (to Paige) They thought it was some sort of Egyptian healing balm. I went through the journals. They didn't know what they had unearthed, what it could do. They were completely innocent.", "Paige: So why did the Avatars kill them?", "Kyle: Because they knew what it could do.", "Paige: Are there any other vials?", "Kyle: No. They all got destroyed.", "Paige: When?", "Kyle: You'll see.", "(Young Kyle sees them.)", "Young Kyle: What are you guys doing here?", "Paige: Oh, actually, we're...", "Kyle: Can you keep a secret? (Young Kyle nods.) You know those imaginary friends of yours, the ones that watch over you?", "Young Kyle: How do you know about them?", "Kyle: How do you think we know?", "Young Kyle: Because you're them?", "Kyle: That's right. Here. (He sits Young Kyle on a barrel.) Now you got your own throne, just like King Tut.", "Paige: Can I talk to you for a second? (Paige and Kyle move away from him.) Don't you realise everything you say to him can change your past?", "Kyle: I'm not saying anything to him that he doesn't already know. Trust me.", "Paige: You can't keep him from going through this. Everything that you've gone through, your parents death, has made you who you are today. Don't you see that? He has to go through it. Otherwise, you won't.", "Ruth: Kyle? Where are you?", "Kyle: You better go.", "Young Kyle: Will you still be here?", "Kyle: Yeah. Go on, get outta here.", "Ruth: Honey? (Young Kyle runs off.) There you are. Want to go get that soda now?", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Piper and Phoebe are still frozen. Leo orbs in.]", "Leo: Piper? Phoebe?", "(They unfreeze.)", "Piper: Where'd they go?", "Phoebe: Hey.", "Leo: Where'd who go?", "Piper: Uh-oh.", "Phoebe: They froze us again.", "Piper: Apparently took off with out powers.", "Leo: Why didn't you stop them?", "Piper: Well, it's a little tough to do when you're frozen.", "Leo: Well, didn't you explain the risks? Demons, personal gain?", "Phoebe: Yeah. The demons, they were afraid of. Personal gain, not so much.", "Leo: Well, you need to find them.", "Piper: Yeah, thanks.", "Phoebe: Although, without our powers, I don't know how we'll convince them to give them back.", "(Phoebe starts scrying.)", "Piper: Well, we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it. (The Elders call Leo.) The Elders?", "Leo: Yeah, I don't know what they want.", "Piper: Do you think it's about Zankou?", "Leo: Could be. Or the Avatars. I'll be right back.", "(He orbs out. The crystal points to a place on the map but outside the San Francisco area.)", "Phoebe: Whoa, that's weird. That's never happened before.", "(Piper turns over the map.)", "Piper: Lake Tahoe?", "[Scene: A Casino. Ronnie and Denise are playing Craps and winning.]", "Stickman: We have another winner!", "(Everyone cheers. A waitress brings Ronnie a drink. He hands it to Denise.)", "Ronnie: Here you go, babe. (to waitress) Keep 'em coming. I feel kind of bad we haven't had a chance to blow up your ex yet.", "Denise: Oh, that's okay. We can do it tomorrow.", "Ronnie: All right. (He picks up the dice and gets a premonition of the results of the next roll.) Ten thousand dollar hard eight. Yo, stickman, give me the horn.", "Stickman: You got it. (Ronnie throws the dice.) Eight the hard way!", "(Everyone cheers. Piper and Phoebe show up.)", "Piper: All right, that was your last roll, Diamond Jim.", "Denise: What are you doing here?", "Piper: Come on, let's go. Fun is over.", "Ronnie: Fun's just getting started. Unless you want Denise here to put the whammy on you again.", "Piper: She wouldn't dare, not in front of these people.", "Denise: Wanna try me?", "Piper: Oh, sure, now she's fearless.", "Phoebe: Okay, I'll make you a deal. You try to get one more premonition, then afterwards, if you don't want to come with us, you can have our powers.", "Piper: Uh, Phoebe...", "Phoebe: I know what I'm doing. What do you say?", "Ronnie: Will it win me a bunch more money?", "Phoebe: Not a cent. But I guarantee you what you see will offer you more than this casino. (They walk into a back room.) Okay, I need you to close your eyes and clear your head.", "Piper: What are you gonna do?", "Phoebe: I'm gonna try to get him to see what I've been trying to get you to see.", "Piper: How the hell are you gonna do that with no powers?", "Phoebe: I saw it, didn't I? Okay, give me your hand. I'm gonna walk you through this, okay? (He holds her hands.) Close your eyes and picture an elementary school... outside, lots of happy kids. Can you see it?", "(Ronnie receives the premonition.)", "Ronnie: Aunt Phoebe?", "Phoebe: Yeah, that's it. Stay with it. There's Wyatt and Chris and a little girl.", "Denise: What's he seeing?", "Piper: Believe me, I wish I knew.", "Ronnie: Is that real?", "Phoebe: It can be... if we get our powers back.", "(He smiles and nods.)", "[Scene: Top of the Golden Gate Bridge. Leo and five Elders are there.]", "Kheel: All right, Leo, for the last time, are you or are you not an Avatar?", "Leo: I'm just someone who wants peace. Isn't that what you want too?", "Sandra: Please, Leo, the truth!", "Leo: All right. Yes, I'm an Avatar. But they're not a threat. They seek what we seek.", "Kheel: What, the destruction of everything we hold dear?", "Leo: No, a world without good and evil. Without conflict.", "Sandra: It's not possible.", "Leo: It is if we have the courage to change, to evolve.", "Kheel: Evolution takes centuries. Millennia, even. It cannot happen overnight. It must be earned.", "Leo: I think we've earned it.", "Sandra: We can't let you go through with this, Leo.", "Leo: I already have.", "Kheel: So be it. (Kheel nods and a female Elder shoots electricity at Leo. He's not really affected. They then all shoot electricity at him and he falls backward. He groans in pain as they continue to electrocute him. They stop, a little confused.) How'd you... You should be dead.", "Leo: I would have been if I were still an Elder. Face it. The fate of the world is no longer in your hands.", "(The Elders orb out.)", "[Scene: Manor. Piper, Phoebe, Ronnie and Denise walk in through the front door.]", "Phoebe: We'll get the spell.", "(Zankou walks out of the living room.)", "Zankou: I wouldn't bother with that if I were you.", "Piper: Leo!", "Zankou: I wouldn't bother with him either. Something tells me he's not coming to your rescue this time.", "(He throws an energy ball at them.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Continued from before. The energy balls heads directly for them and they duck.]", "Denise: We're gonna die!", "Piper: No, no, you're gonna be fine. Remember what I told you.", "(Zankou continues throwing energy balls.)", "Ronnie: (to Phoebe) He's bad.", "Phoebe: Yes. You should be able to sense the next energy...", "Ronnie: Get down!", "(Phoebe and Ronnie duck.)", "Phoebe: That was very good.", "Ronnie: Thank you.", "(Zankou goes to throw an energy ball at Piper. Denise tries to blow him up but only causes a little blast, but enough to knock him down.)", "Piper: Nice job.", "Denise: Did I kill him?", "Piper: Not quite. But we'll take what we can get. Leo!", "(Zankou groans.)", "Zankou: Leo is still alive. Looks like the Avatar is more powerful than I thought. Which means we're all in trouble.", "(Zankou flames out. Leo orbs in. His clothes are all torn.)", "Leo: You guys all right?", "Phoebe: Yeah, thanks to these two.", "Piper: You on the other hand...", "Leo: I'll be fine.", "Piper: What happened to you? I thought you went to see the Elders.", "Leo: I did. We need to talk.", "[Scene: 1981. Airport Warehouse. Paige and Kyle are hiding behind some boxes. Jack and Ruth are examining some items. Kyle looks at the clock. It's 7:52.]", "Kyle: It's time. (A fireball hits the customs officer who is holding the box of Avatar potions. The potions drop on the floor and break. A demon is standing near by. Two more smoke in.) Demons.", "(One demon stabs Ruth in the chest.)", "Jack: Ruth! No!", "(The other demon stabs Jack from behind. Another customs officer pulls out his gun and shoots at the first demon. The demon throws a fireball at him.)", "Demon #1: We needed those potions.", "Demon #2: I told you we should have waited.", "Demon #3: How will we protect ourselves?", "Demon #1: We won't.", "(They smoke out. Paige and Kyle come out from behind the boxes.)", "Paige: I'm so sorry. I had no idea.", "Kyle: Neither did I. I never really saw what happened. I thought I did, but I just assumed it was the Avatars because of the vials.", "Paige: At least now we know it wasn't them.", "Kyle: It doesn't help.", "(Young Kyle walks in.)", "Young Kyle: Mum? Dad? (He sees his parents on the ground and runs over to them.) Daddy! Daddy. No, please.", "(He sees a vial in his dad's hand and takes it. Kyle kneels beside Young Kyle.)", "Kyle: Kyle, look at me. Kyle. You're gonna be okay. We're gonna get through this, all right? Promise.", "(They hug.)", "Paige: We have to go.", "(Kyle sees an unbroken vial laying on the ground near by.)", "[Scene: Manor. Piper and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is sweeping. Piper blows up a lamp.]", "Phoebe: Hey, do you mind?", "Piper: Sorry, just checking.", "Phoebe: Oh, it's okay. I never liked that lamp anyway.", "Piper: I don't know how much good having our powers back is gonna do anyway. They didn't phase Zankou.", "Phoebe: Zankou. How do they come up with these names?", "Piper: After all these years, you ask now? Well, at least Denise and Ronnie get to go back to their normal lives.", "Phoebe: Did Leo use the memory dust on them?", "Piper: Yeah. Although, it's kind of a shame considering everything they went through. I mean, Ronnie got to see a better future.", "Phoebe: Yeah. Too bad you didn't get to see the future that Ronnie saw.", "Piper: I don't think I need to. I mean, I saw how just one glimpse changed that man forever. And the fact that the Avatars aren't killers helps a bit. That's enough for me.", "Phoebe: Really?", "Piper: It's worth a shot. It's gotta be better than cleaning up after demons all the time.", "(Paige walks down the stairs.)", "Paige: I agree. I've been thinking about it, and I'm ready to try too. Because I'm tired of all of... this.", "Phoebe: How's Kyle doing?", "Paige: He's pretty devastated, you know. But I think eventually he'll be okay. I mean, you have to be. It's Utopia, right?", "[Scene: Kyle's Apartment. Kyle opens a metal case. He pulls out an Avatar vanquishing potion from his jacket and puts it in the case.]" ]	Charmed	07x11	Ordinary Witches	bunniefuu
Charmed_07x12.json	[ "While the Avatars prepare to transform the world into a Utopia, the Charmed Ones work overtime eliminating demons as part of the alliance. Kyle remains skeptical and quarrels with Paige stimulating questions in which they inform the Charmed Ones that the human world must be put to sleep so that they can kill any remaining demons. Although Kyle now knows the Avatars didn't murder his parents, he still doubts their good intentions. He calls the Elders for help but is instead kidnapped by Zankou. In order to convince Kyle to help him stop the Avatars, Zankou summons and vanquishes the demons who murdered Kyle's parents. In return, Kyle reluctantly agrees to help Zankou stop the change by placing a paranoia spell on Piper, Phoebe and Paige. During the Utopian transformation, Kyle uses Paige's paranoia to lure and kill an Avatar. However, he pays a high price for his actions as he's killed by Beta as he kills her. As a result of his death, the Avatars include the Charmed Ones in the sleep spell so they can't interfere." ]	[ "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Paige is at the Book of Shadows writing something down. Kyle knocks at the door and walks in.]", "Kyle: Hey. I let myself in, if that's okay?", "Paige: Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Sure. (She walks over to him.) Of course. Hey.", "(She gives him a quick kiss.)", "Kyle: Hey.", "Paige: How are you?", "(She walks over to the potion table.)", "Kyle: So, uh, what's going on here?", "Paige: Just scrambling. We've been on quite a roll knocking off these demons, thanks to the Avatars.", "Kyle: The Avatars.", "Paige: Yeah. They've been great helping us find these demons. Can't pick 'em off fast enough.", "Kyle: I guess that's why you haven't returned any of my phone calls?", "Paige: I'm sorry, I just assumed that you knew.", "Kyle: Knew what?", "Paige: Well, that I was helping them.", "Kyle: Creating Utopia. Right.", "Paige: Is that a bad thing? (He gives her a look.) Look, I thought when we figured out they didn't kill your parents...", "Kyle: Look, it still doesn't mean they're still not a threat, Paige.", "Paige: Come on.", "Kyle: It doesn't change the ten years I spent learning who they really are, or why people fought them off for thousands of years before us.", "Paige: Haven't we been over this?", "Kyle: Obviously not enough.", "Paige: Actually, you know what, Kyle? I think we have. I'm sorry that you don't or won't understand. But my sisters and I, we actually do. Everything... Everything the Avatars have said or done has been totally legit. They didn't force this on us. It's something we really want for everybody.", "Kyle: All right. All right. So how's this gonna happen? The change, I mean.", "Paige: Well, they, uh... They're gonna help us write a spell.", "Kyle: What kind of spell?", "Paige: I don't know yet.", "Kyle: You don't know? They're getting you to remake the freakin' world and you don't know?", "Paige: I've been a little busy.", "Kyle: Well, it's kind of a fundamental question to ask, don't you think?", "Paige: I think it's more important to get rid of as many demons as possible.", "Kyle: Well, did you at least check with the Elders?", "Paige: No. I don't think they would understand. (She kisses him.) If you'll excuse me, I have one more demon to go after. Okay?", "(She orbs out. Kyle starts flipping through the Book of Shadows.)", "Kyle: Come on. Elders, Elders, Elders. (He finds the page on Elders in the Book. He closes his eyes.) I beg you, if you can hear me. I can help you stop the Avatars. I still have a vanquishing potion. (Suddenly, he gets sucked into the floor and appears in Zankou's cave.) Are you an Elder?", "Zankou: Hardly.", "Opening Credits", "[Scene: Zankou's Cave. Continued from before.]", "Zankou: You said something about a vanquishing potion.", "Kyle: How'd you know about that?", "Zankou: That's why I needed to bring you down here.", "Laygan: We intercepted your little cry for help. (Zankou gives him a look.) Sorry, Zankou.", "Zankou: About the potion...", "Kyle: Yeah. Look, it won't, it won't kill you. Not unless you're an Avatar.", "Zankou: Which is exactly why I want it. See, you and I have a lot in common. We both wish to stop what they're trying to do. We both desire to keep things as they are, yes? In order to do that, we're going to have to work together. With the Avatars' help, the Charmed Ones are decimating our ranks. We must stop them before they find us too.", "Kyle: I'm not helping you hurt the sisters.", "Zankou: I don't wanna harm them.", "Laygan: At least not yet. I mean, uh, we need them to help stop the Avatars, right?", "Zankou: Remind me why I tolerate you again?", "Laygan: Because you're running low on demons?", "Kyle: Look, I don't know what you guys are getting at, but you got the wrong idea here. I'm not gonna help you. I can't. I won't. I mean, you're demons.", "Zankou: Yes. Yes we are. Which makes us, for better or worse, fundamental to the Grand Design. It keeps things in balance. It gives the necessary contrast to all that you covet, to all that is good. And therein lies our mutual problem. You see, without the one, there can't be the other. Without evil, there can be no good. That is why I think you want to stop the Avatars just as much as I do.", "Kyle: Okay. How?", "Zankou: Your potion can kill one of them, which might just weaken the rest enough for us to kill them. The problem is the Avatars have insulated themselves now. Only the sisters can get to them, and only you can reach the sisters.", "Kyle: I'm not going after Leo again. Paige'll kill me.", "Zankou: He's not the only Avatar.", "Kyle: Still, they're never gonna let me use the potion on any of them.", "Laygan: Well, we can help that.", "Zankou: If we work together.", "Kyle: I can't.", "(Zankou walks over to him.)", "Zankou: You will.", "(Zankou flames out.)", "[Scene: Magic School. Paige, Alpha and Gamma are there. Paige is sitting at a desk. Gamma carries a book over to her.]", "Gamma: The problem is his powers go beyond the physical. Zankou has the gift of prescience as well. He anticipates where we'll be looking for him next.", "Paige: Yeah, but on the other hand, we've already got most of the high-level demons. Isn't that enough?", "Alpha: No. We shouldn't go through with this until we can find him.", "Gamma: Although we might not have a choice. The planetary alignment is correct for the change. The longer we wait...", "Alpha: We still have time. We must keep looking.", "Paige: Why? You said yourself we're not going to be able to knock off all of the demons beforehand. There will be others.", "Alpha: But Zankou poses a unique threat. One that could bring enough conflict into Utopia to undermine it. And he's determined to do everything in his power to stop us.", "Paige: He's not the only one. Um, just out of curiosity, the spell that we're gonna cast, what exactly does it do? Unless, they don't want us to know.", "Gamma: We have nothing to hide, Paige.", "Paige: Then I'm all ears.", "Alpha: The spell will put everyone to sleep. But only for a few hours. Just long enough to erase the mindset of duality. Of good and evil.", "Gamma: To allow the original design, that which every human being has imprinted in their hearts, to take hold.", "Alpha: Utopia.", "Paige: So we go to sleep too?", "Phoebe's Voice: Hello? Anybody home?", "(Paige walks into the hall. Piper, Phoebe and Leo are there.)", "Paige: Yeah, it's about time.", "Phoebe: We weren't gone that long. Besides, we must have vanquished, like, what, six or seven upper-level demons.", "Piper: And a bunch of other disgusting things.", "(Piper wipes some green goo off her body.)", "Leo: Grimlock eggs.", "Piper: Disgusting!", "Phoebe: Doesn't matter, 'cause after tomorrow, we won't have to do this anymore. We're done.", "Alpha: We still have to find Zankou first.", "Leo: What if we can't?", "Paige: Then we, unlike the rest of the world, will not be taking a catnap.", "Piper: Catnap? What do you mean?", "Paige: A little something they neglected to tell us.", "Alpha: It's just the mechanics of how the spell works. To put people to sleep so that the transformation can occur.", "Paige: Well, I for one, am damn well not going to be taking a nap.", "Phoebe: Paige, what's going on?", "Paige: I wanna make sure we've really thought this out.", "Piper: Well, we've had this conversation about a dozen times. I mean, there's only so much we can know, the rest is a leap of faith. One I thought we were all ready for.", "Alpha: If it helps, Paige, we never intended that you or your sisters would join the others until much later.", "Paige: Why?", "Leo: Because there'll still be straggler demons. The ones that live and walk among us.", "Gamma: Ones you'll nevertheless need to vanquish though, so that conflict doesn't seep back in.", "Phoebe: So we still have to fight demons?", "Gamma: They'll be easy to spot while others are asleep, because they won't be.", "Alpha: But it shouldn't take long. And it will be up to you to decide when you're ready to make the change.", "Phoebe: (to Paige) You okay with that?", "Paige: Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.", "Leo: What about Zankou?", "Piper: I think I know how to find him.", "Phoebe: (to Leo) Will you give me a lift home? I wanna make sure I get my last column in.", "Paige: Last column?", "Phoebe: Well, yeah. How much advice can a world with no conflict need? I may be out of a job.", "Paige: You okay with that?", "Phoebe: I've got better things to look forward to.", "(Leo orbs out with Phoebe.)", "[Scene: Zankou's Cave. Three demons smoke in.]", "Demon #1: What are we doing here?", "Kyle: Murderers!", "(Kyle runs over and grabs one of the demons.)", "Demon #1: Let go of me! Let go!", "Demon #2: What is this?", "Demon #1: This is his revenge.", "(Demon #1 morphs into Zankou.)", "Demon #2: Zankou.", "(Zankou throws fireballs at the demons and vanquishes them.)", "Zankou: They were the ones who killed your parents, weren't they? The ones who really did it? You owe me for doing something you could not have done without me. And you will repay me by doing something I can't do without you.", "[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Phoebe is in her office throwing letters in the trash. Elise walks in.]", "Elise: Are you leaving us?", "Phoebe: I'm sorry?", "Elise: (reads from a clipboard) \"The grass is greener.\" Kind of a goodbye column, isn't it?", "Phoebe: No, not necessarily.", "Elise: Phoebe, I've been doing this a long time. I know how to read between the lines. Come on, talk to me.", "Phoebe: It's just that things change. You know what I mean? Life changes.", "Elise: Don't you like your job anymore?", "Phoebe: Of course I do, Elise. I love my job. You know that.", "Elise: But?", "Phoebe: But like I said, things change. For the better though, you'll see.", "Elise: No, I don't understand.", "Phoebe: Um, okay. Have you ever gone through a period in your life where all you can think about, all you wanna do, is just get away from it?", "Elise: When I was married to my ex, James L. Connors. What a schmuck.", "Phoebe: Okay. And you were able to move on from him, right? Rebuild your life. Even though, at the time, you probably thought you couldn't.", "Elise: Yeah.", "Phoebe: Well, it's the same thing. That's what I'm talking about. One door closes and another one opens. Sometimes you just have to take that leap of faith.", "Elise: Phoebe, I don't...", "Phoebe: I promise you, Elise, this is gonna be great for everyone. Otherwise I wouldn't be doing it.", "Elise: Do what?", "Phoebe: I gotta go.", "Elise: No. Wait! But you...", "(Phoebe hugs her.)", "Phoebe: Thank you, Elise. Thank you for everything you've done for me. (She walks out of her office.) Goodbye, all of my dear, beautiful friends. I will see you tomorrow when a bright new sunshiny day begins. Michelle, you are the best. Donald. Donald, I gotta tell you, you... you are the man. Greg. I've... Well, we never really liked each other, did we? (Greg shakes his head.) Oh, well, that'll all change. Until tomorrow, everyone! Ta-ta!", "(She leaves.)", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Piper and Paige are there. Piper is looking at the Book of Shadows. Paige is sitting on the couch.]", "Piper: I was thinking if we adjust the tracking spell we used to find the Source, it might work on Zankou, considering they were working so closely. Paige? Are you listening?", "Paige: Yeah, that sounds great.", "Piper: Well, it would if you were listening to me.", "(Paige gets up.)", "Paige: I'm sorry, it's just a... big change.", "Piper: I know. And, you know, it's okay to be scared. I'm a little antsy, Phoebe's nostalgic and you're scared. That's how we do things.", "Paige: No, I'm not scared. Fine, maybe a little.", "Piper: Okay, why?", "Paige: Well, because Kyle still thinks the Avatars are a threat. And he's asking some pretty damn good questions.", "Piper: And you trust him, so you trust those questions.", "Paige: Exactly.", "Piper: Okay, I admit I've asked myself those same questions about a hundred times. But we have the answers now. We're not going in blind.", "Paige: What are we going into?", "Piper: Apparently, what we've always wanted. For the past seven years we've been saving the world, being told that it's our destiny. Maybe this is part of our destiny.", "Paige: Bringing in Utopia.", "Piper: Putting an end to all this good versus evil crap. I, for one, am tired of sleeping with one eye open, wondering which demon is gonna finally get me. Or one of my sons.", "Paige: I've wondered the same thing.", "Piper: Well, you shouldn't have to. And neither should Phoebe.", "Paige: It's just Kyle, he has good evidence. And his hunches have been right so far.", "Piper: Okay, but all of these hunches are based on a myopic point of view. He's been trying to get even with these people his entire life. The fact that they're innocent is besides the point, as far as he's concerned.", "Paige: I know.", "Piper: We deserve this opportunity, Paige. We've earned it. Now let's go find Zankou.", "[Scene: Zankou's Cave. Zankou and Kyle are there. Zankou picks up a small box.]", "Zankou: You must be very careful with this. Use it only exactly as I say.", "Kyle: What is it?", "(He takes a crystal out of the box.)", "Zankou: Put simply, paranoia. A sorcerer once brought down an entire empire with this. Just by touching a little witch. It spread, of course, as paranoia is wont to do. And I'm betting it will do the same to the sisters.", "Kyle: No, I told you, I won't harm them.", "Zankou: I'm not asking you to. I just want you to make them a little... scared, uncertain.", "Laygan: Delusional.", "Zankou: Only long enough for the Avatars to be concerned that something is not right. Draw them out into the open.", "Kyle: So I can use the potion.", "Zankou: Precisely. Don't worry, you'll be immune to its effects since you're not a witch.", "Kyle: How do I know that you're not gonna try and harm them?", "(They hear a scream and an explosion.)", "[Cut to another section of the cave. Piper and Paige are vanquishing demons.]", "Paige: Fireball!", "[Cut to Zankou's Cave.]", "Zankou: Go! (The demons smoke out.) Take it. It's our last hope. Hurry!", "(Kyle takes the crystal.)", "Kyle: How do I reverse its effects?", "Zankou: I'll be in touch. (Zankou hits Kyle and he slams into the wall. Kyle groans. His shoulder's bleeding.) You're gonna need an alibi.", "(Piper and Paige walk in. Zankou flames out.)", "Piper: Damn!", "Paige: Kyle?", "(They rush over to him and help him up.)", "Kyle: I'm all right. I'm all right.", "Piper: Great. Then maybe you can start explaining what you're doing down here.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Piper, Paige, Leo and Kyle are there. Leo is healing Kyle's shoulder.]", "Paige: What's taking so long?", "Leo: He's resisting.", "Kyle: Can you blame me?", "Piper: He's not the one we just found in a demon cave.", "Kyle: You think I wanted to be there?", "Piper: You wanna stop the Avatars, and Zankou wants to stop the Avatars. So you see the connection there?", "Paige: Piper, you can't be serious.", "Piper: I'm just saying, I'd like to know.", "Kyle: He kidnapped me.", "Leo: Why?", "Kyle: Because he thinks I can help kill you, that's why.", "Piper: Don't you mean kill an Avatar?", "Kyle: Same difference.", "Paige: Okay, what I don't understand is why he would think that you still had a potion?", "Kyle: I don't know, you should ask him.", "Paige: All right, I will.", "Piper: Well, Zankou's not gonna still be there, he's on the run.", "Paige: So? We found him once before. I can do it again. I'm not just gonna sit around and wait for him to attack Kyle.", "Leo: You wanna protect him? Help the Avatars bring Utopia so Zankou can't stop it.", "Piper: He's right, you know.", "Kyle: You don't have to do that. Use me as bait. Wait till he attacks again.", "Paige: No, what if we're too late next time?", "Kyle: Well, so you are, I mean... You don't have to change the whole world just to save me.", "Paige: Don't we? Look, every demon that tries to stop us makes me just want to get through it faster. Let's just... do this.", "Kyle: Paige, look, I don't...", "Paige: No, my mind is made up. Besides, I think it's for the best.", "Piper: Tell them we're ready. (Leo orbs out.) Uh, I'll go see where Phoebe is.", "(Piper leaves the attic.)", "Kyle: I can't let you do this.", "Paige: You don't have a choice, honey. Besides, how bad can a place called Utopia be?", "(Paige starts to leave.)", "Kyle: Wait. (The crystal in his hand glows.) I'm sorry.", "(He kisses her and their lips spark.)", "Paige: Mm. What was that?", "Kyle: What?", "Paige: You didn't feel that?", "Kyle: No, it must have been static electricity. Don't be so paranoid.", "Paige: Okay.", "[Scene: Kyle's Apartment. Kyle walks in. He goes to the fridge and Zankou walks out of a room.]", "Kyle: Oh, god!", "Zankou: So... How did it go?", "Kyle: This better work.", "Zankou: I agree, for both our sakes. I see the Avatar's healed your wound. Too bad you didn't use the potion on him right there and then. None of this would have been necessary.", "Kyle: How do I reverse the paranoia?", "Zankou: Patience. All in good time.", "Kyle: Look, I held up my end of the deal.", "Zankou: As have I. You know, the problem with you humans is your conscience. You're all always so conflicted. Demons, on the other hand, don't have such weakness.", "Kyle: It's not weakness. It's how we stay honest. It's what helps us choose between good and you.", "Zankou: It also messes with your head. As it is clearly doing right now. Working with evil... to preserve good. It would give me a headache.", "Kyle: What do you want? What are you doing here?", "Zankou: I want the potion.", "Kyle: Well, I'm not giving it to you. I'm not gonna use it either. Not until I know the sisters are safe.", "Zankou: Which won't be for a while, I'm afraid. Not until the full effects of the paranoia take hold. To that end, I suggest you come with me.", "Kyle: Why?", "Zankou: We wouldn't want you falling asleep with everyone else, now would we? No. You are going to be the proverbial straw that breaks the camel's back.", "(Zankou flames out with Kyle.)", "[Scene: Magic School. Paige is there putting books on the shelves. Piper walks in.]", "Piper: Uh, hello? What are you doing?", "Paige: You know, just trying to organise some books. Just in case.", "Piper: Now? Everybody's waiting for you.", "Paige: Yeah, but I might not have a chance to do this afterwards.", "Piper: Uh, to do what?", "Paige: These are books on demons. We might not need them if there are no demons. What if they come back? Then we'll have to have them again. I better put them all back.", "Piper: Uh, sweetie, you don't really seem like yourself.", "Paige: I don't? Who am I?", "Piper: No, I mean... You're stalling. You know what, it's okay. We know what we're doing. We're ready for this.", "Paige: You sure? What if something goes wrong?", "Piper: Well, then we'll fix it like we always do. Come on. (Piper touches Paige's arm and gets zapped.) Ah! What was that?", "Paige: What was what?", "Piper: That!", "Paige: Well, I don't know. Why don't you tell me?", "Piper: Come on, everybody's waiting.", "Paige: Everybody.", "(They walk into another room.)", "Phoebe: Hey, I was just looking for you guys.", "Piper: Why, what's wrong?", "Phoebe: Nothing's wrong. I just wanna know what happened.", "Paige: Nothing happened. I think that's the problem.", "Phoebe: What? Are you feeling okay? (Phoebe touches Paige's forehead and gets zapped.) Oh! What was that?", "Paige: See?", "Piper: See what?", "(Piper looks around.)", "Leo: (to the Avatars) Guys... do you mind?", "Alpha: Are you ready?", "Phoebe: Yeah, I think so.", "Paige: Is there something that we should know that we don't know? You know?", "Alpha: No, Paige.", "Piper: Wait. We forgot about Zankou. What if he attacks?", "Phoebe: That's true. What if he does attack?", "Paige: Maybe we shouldn't do this.", "Leo: Okay, what is wrong with you guys? We discussed this.", "Gamma: You'll still have your powers afterwards. If Zankou attacks, you'll be prepared.", "Alpha: In fact, he'll be more exposed than ever. Especially as you continue to thin out the demonic ranks.", "Phoebe: How do we know you're not lying to us?", "Leo: Okay, let's... Let's do this.", "Alpha: Very well.", "(Alpha waves his hand and Beta appears.)", "Piper: Whoa! Where'd you come from?", "Leo: They're a little nervous.", "Beta: I understand. Place your hands on the cartouche. It's okay.", "(Piper, Phoebe and Paige hold the cartouche. The Avatars and Leo stand around the girls with their arms out, forming a circle. They close their eyes. The cartouche glows and lets out a orange/yellow beam of light.)", "[Cut to outside. The entire world falls asleep.]", "[Cut to Magic School. The cartouche stops glowing.]", "Alpha: It has begun.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: On the Street. Piper, Phoebe, Paige, Leo and Beta look around at the sleeping people.]", "Phoebe: I mean, is everyone okay? You sure nobody's hurt?", "Beta: The effect was gradual. They all fell asleep gently and safely.", "Piper: How do you know that for sure?", "Beta: Do you see anybody who's been harmed in any way?", "Piper: Well, that doesn't rule out internal injuries.", "Leo: Piper.", "Piper: What?", "Paige: So everybody's like this everywhere all around the world?", "Beta: All around the world.", "Phoebe: What about the aeroplanes and helicopters? How do we know they landed safely?", "Leo: Look, I'm sure the Avatars took care of that. Relax. What's gotten into you guys?", "Phoebe: Well, I think we have a right to be jumpy with everything that's going on, don't you think?", "Beta: Perhaps it would help to focus on the straggler demons. They hide amongst your kind. Which means if there are any nearby, they're only pretending to be asleep.", "Phoebe: I shoulda known.", "Piper: Why don't they just leave?", "Beta: Because they've got no place else left to go.", "Paige: Uh, over there, he moved.", "Phoebe: What? What? Where? Which one?", "Paige: That one in the bad suit.", "(Phoebe goes to throw a potion.)", "Beta: Oh, you must be certain.", "Phoebe: Okay. Go be certain.", "(Paige walks over to the man in the suit and nudges him. Nothing happens. Paige starts to walk away and the man gets up.)", "Leo: Paige, look out!", "(The man throws a fireball and Piper blows him up.)", "Paige: Well, at least I know I'm not paranoid.", "Leo: All right, so how long until the transformation is complete?", "Beta: Two hours. Which means we should get back until it's safe.", "Leo: Well, I'm not leaving them here alone. Don't worry, Beta, I'll be fine. (Beta disappears.) All right, let's split up. We'll find more demons that way. Piper, Paige, Phoebe and me. Any sign of trouble, orb back to the manor. Got it?", "Paige: Got it.", "(Phoebe and Leo walk off.)", "Piper: Why do you think he didn't wanna go with me? Do you think he's seeing someone else?", "Paige: Come on!", "Piper: What?", "[Scene: Zankou's Cave. Zankou, Kyle and a bunch of demons are there.]", "Kyle: I don't understand, what are we waiting for?", "(The vanquished demon appears engulfed in flames. Zankou freezes him.)", "Zankou: That... is what we're waiting for. Your death will not have been in vain, my friend. I promise you.", "(Zankou waves his hands and the demon disappears.)", "Kyle: What the hell was that all about?", "Zankou: He saw what I needed to see. Now I know which Avatar we'll be flushing out, and you'll be killing.", "Kyle: What? How?", "Zankou: I'm gonna need a volunteer.", "Laygan: Does it have to be me?", "Zankou: No.", "Laygan: Oh, good. I'll get right on it.", "Kyle: I don't like this. I don't like being kept in the dark about what's going on.", "Zankou: What are you gonna do?", "Kyle: Not kill an Avatar, for one.", "Zankou: Then you'll die.", "Kyle: Yeah, well, better me than the sisters, right?", "Zankou: How many times do I tell you, I'm not after them.", "Kyle: Then why won't you tell me what I'm doing down here?", "Zankou: That's what you get when you make a deal with the devil.", "Kyle: I'm not doing anything until I know the sisters are all right.", "Zankou: They're still alive, if that's what you mean, their paranoia growing.", "Kyle: What are we waiting for?", "Zankou: The opportune time to show yourself...", "(Zankou touches Kyle's shoulder and flames out with him.)", "[Cut to Kyle's Apartment. They flame in.]", "Zankou: Which nears.", "Kyle: When?", "Zankou: When I send one of the sisters to you here. The one you care so much about.", "Kyle: How does that flush out the Avatars?", "Zankou: Just say they wanted you to stay awake. Tell her it was the female Avatar, Beta. Your girlfriend will get so paranoid she'll demand an explanation. When the Avatar shows up to give her one, that's when you strike with the potion. Don't miss. You won't get a second chance.", "Kyle: First, how do I reverse the paranoia?", "(Zankou laughs.)", "Zankou: You are persistent, aren't you? Very well. You break the crystal. The sisters will revert immediately.", "Kyle: That's it?", "Zankou: That's it.", "Kyle: So why didn't you tell me this before?", "Zankou: Same reason you didn't tell me where the potion was. Leverage. Remember... don't miss.", "(Zankou flames out. Kyle picks up a snow globe and shakes it.)", "[Scene: Street. Phoebe and Leo are looking for straggler demons.]", "Leo: Phoebe, are you sure you're all right?", "Phoebe: Yeah, I'm fine. I just... I have a bad feeling about this.", "Leo: You've had a bad feeling about everything.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but I have a really bad feeling about this. You sure we're not being set up?", "Leo: Phoebe, not this again.", "Phoebe: I'm serious. What if the Avatars are like the Trojan horse? Remember the Trojan horse?", "Leo: Phoebe...", "Phoebe: They come into your life pretending to be the gift, but what they really want to do is kill you.", "Leo: This really isn't like you.", "Phoebe: Leo. Listen to me, okay? It's the ultimate conspiracy. Think about if for... (She hears a noise.) What was that?", "Leo: It was nothing. Look, you need to calm down.", "Phoebe: I am very calm, okay? I just can't help what I'm feeling, and what I'm feeling right now is... Demons! (Two demons stand up and throw energy balls at Leo. Phoebe hides. They shimmer out. Phoebe comes out of her hiding place.) I'm sorry. I'm sorry, again.", "Leo: Why did you run?", "Phoebe: I don't know.", "Leo: Something's wrong, I'm getting you out of here.", "(Leo orbs out with Phoebe.)", "[Scene: Alley. Piper and Paige are there.]", "Paige: I haven't seen any demons for a while.", "Piper: Do you think that means something?", "Paige: I don't know. You?", "Piper: I don't know.", "Paige: Why are you stopping? What do you see?", "Piper: Nothing. Shh. Relax.", "Paige: What if they get us?", "Piper: Who is \"they\"?", "Paige: They. They as in them, the ones who are always trying to get us.", "Piper: Shh! You're making me crazy.", "Paige: You're making me crazy.", "Piper: What is wrong with us? (Beta appears and scares Piper. Piper tries to blow her up and Beta falls backwards onto the ground. Beta gets up, not impressed.) Oh, sorry.", "Paige: You okay?", "Beta: Yes. But I'm afraid that your friend may not be. Kyle?", "Paige: What's wrong with him?", "Beta: We don't know. All we know is that he didn't fall asleep like everyone else did.", "Piper: What does that mean?", "Beta: That means that Zankou must have gotten to him again. Shielded him from us.", "Piper: But why?", "Paige: Because he thinks he still has the potion. I should never have left him alone.", "(Paige orbs out.)", "Piper: Hey! You can't leave me here alone!", "(A demon shimmers in.)", "Beta: Demon.", "Piper: What? Where?", "Beta: Go, get him!", "(The demon runs away and Piper runs after him. Beta morphs into Zankou. He smiles.)", "[Cut to Kyle's Apartment. Paige orbs in.]", "Paige: Kyle? Are you here?", "(Kyle walks out of the bedroom.)", "Kyle: Yeah. I'm right here.", "Paige: You okay? Did he hurt you?", "Kyle: Did who hurt me?", "Paige: Zankou. Come on, we have to get you out of here.", "Kyle: Wait. Why?", "Paige: Because he thinks you have the potion. He'll kill you.", "Kyle: Don't you think he would have killed me by now?", "Paige: Well, that's why he's keeping you awake. Because he thinks you still have it.", "Kyle: He's not the one keeping me awake, Paige. It's the Avatars. It's Beta.", "Paige: Okay, but she said Zankou did it.", "Kyle: Maybe you ought to call her here.", "Paige: Beta!", "(Beta appears.)", "Beta: What's the matter? Why isn't he asleep?", "Paige: You told me Zankou did it.", "Beta: I did not.", "Paige: Yes, you did. What the hell is going on? (Kyle throws the crystal on the floor and it smashes.) What was that?", "Kyle: I wanted to make sure you were back to normal before I...", "Paige: Before what?", "(Kyle takes out the Avatar vanquishing potion. Beta sees it and zaps Kyle with bolts of electricity. Kyle is thrown backwards and drops the vial. The vial releases a grey smoke and it enters Beta's body. She falls to the floor. Paige goes to Kyle and starts to cry.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Kyle's Apartment. Continued from before. Kyle is barely conscious.]", "Kyle: Please don't hate me.", "Paige: I don't hate you. Of course I don't hate you.", "Kyle: I didn't want it to end like this.", "Paige: It's not gonna end this way. I promise. I'm gonna call for help...", "Kyle: No. You can't call for Leo.", "Paige: Why?", "Kyle: Because he's vulnerable. They all are. Zankou will kill them.", "Paige: Why did you do this?", "Kyle: To stop them.", "Paige: Leo!", "(Alpha and Gamma appear.)", "Alpha: He can't hear you, Paige. He's been affected by what's happened. We all have.", "Paige: Can't you just rewind time? Just go back and fix it?", "Alpha: I'm sorry, Paige. We've come too far to go back now.", "Paige: But he's dying.", "Alpha: Yes, and he's weakened the collective. Risked losing all we've worked to create.", "Gamma: The demon will try to take advantage of this to stop us.", "Alpha: He won't be able to if we consolidate power. Complete the transformation.", "Paige: What the hell are you talking about? What about him?", "Alpha: The needs of the one... must be sacrificed for the good of the many. You'll understand soon.", "Paige: I did not sign up for this experiment so you could play God! So, you fix this right now!", "Gamma: He's dead.", "(Paige lays next to Kyle.)", "Paige: Please don't go.", "Gamma: We must move quickly. We can't fight both them and the demon.", "Alpha: What about Leo?", "Gamma: He's one of us now. He'll understand.", "(Their eyes glow yellow.)", "Paige: (crying) Please... Please.", "(She falls asleep.)", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Phoebe and Leo are there.]", "Phoebe: I don't get it. I don't know what happened. I mean, one minute I feel like everyone's after me, and then the next minute I feel perfectly fine.", "Leo: Yeah, I don't.", "Phoebe: What's the matter? What are you feeling?", "Leo: I don't know. All of a sudden I feel weaker.", "Phoebe: Well, maybe you should sit... down.", "(Phoebe falls asleep.)", "Leo: Phoebe? Phoebe. Phoebe, can you hear me? Wake up. Piper.", "[Cut to an Alley. Piper is asleep on the ground. Leo orbs in.]", "Leo: Piper. Piper! (He runs over to her.) Piper.", "(Alpha and Gamma appear.)", "Alpha: She's just sleeping, Leo. She'll be fine. They'll all be fine.", "Leo: What have you done to her?", "Alpha: The same thing that's been done to everyone else.", "Leo: They weren't supposed to turn yet. Not until they were ready.", "Gamma: We had no choice.", "Leo: What do you mean you didn't have a choice? You can't do this.", "Gamma: Beta's dead, Leo.", "Leo: What?", "Alpha: It's why you feel less powerful. Why we all do.", "Leo: But how did...?", "Alpha: It seems that Agent Brody had another potion, after all. One that both he and Zankou hoped to bring down Utopia with, before it even began.", "Gamma: But we can't let that happen. The sooner we complete the transformation, the less chance he has of succeeding.", "Alpha: Which is why we need the power of the Charmed Ones with us. Now more than ever. I'm sure you understand.", "Leo: But we were supposed to talk to them first.", "Alpha: Ideally, yes. But Paige was inconsolable. Agent Brody is dead as well. We must press on, Leo. Now, or Zankou will win. All that we've done will have been for naught. We can still give them the world they've always wanted, Leo. The happiness they've never known. The happiness you've never known. But we must move quickly. And as one.", "Leo: I just... I don't see how Paige is gonna be happy after what happened.", "Gamma: She'll understand.", "Alpha: Everyone will understand, that those who bring conflict into the world cannot be tolerated.", "[Cut to outside. Everyone on the street wakes up. They are all cheery and happy. A man wipes up his spilt coffee.]", "Man #1: Hey, I'm sorry. This is my fault.", "Woman: Forget it. No big deal.", "Man #1: You sure?", "Woman: Absolutely.", "Man #1: I'm so embarrassed.", "[Cut to two men in their cars. One man has run into the back of the other car. They get out to inspect the damage.]", "Man #2: I am so sorry. I don't know what happened.", "Man #3: Have you got insurance?", "Man #2: Yeah.", "Man #3: Then don't worry about it.", "Man #2: Thanks.", "(They shake hands.)", "[Scene: Underworld. Zankou's Cave. Zankou and Laygan are there. Zankou is meditating.]", "Laygan: Well?", "Zankou: Utopia has begun.", "Laygan: What's that mean? We're screwed?", "Zankou: The Avatars have turned on the witches sooner than I anticipated. We can't change things back without their help.", "Laygan: Then we've gotta get out of here. They'll be coming for us too.", "Zankou: No, we have time.", "Laygan: How do you figure? It's over, Zankou. We don't stand a chance in this new world.", "Zankou: Still, we planted a seed. Let's see if it sprouts.", "[Scene: Manor. Foyer. Leo orbs in with Piper.]", "Piper: I don't know what you're so worried about. It's all good, as far as I'm concerned.", "Leo: Yeah, but they were supposed to wait until you were ready.", "Piper: Well, as you know, I've been more than ready for this for a long time.", "(Phoebe comes down the stairs.)", "Phoebe: Hey. I feel great. Don't you guys feel great?", "Piper: Yeah, pretty amazing.", "Phoebe: It's so weird, I remember the old way. You know, the demon battling and everything, but I'm just not stressed about it anymore.", "Piper: Yeah, that's because we don't have to worry about demons anymore, which leaves us a little time to live a little. Where are the boys?", "Leo: Magic School. Are you sure you're okay with this?", "Phoebe: Leo, of course, are you kidding? How could we not be?", "(Paige orbs in.)", "Paige: Hi.", "Piper: Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry.", "Phoebe: Me too. (Piper and Phoebe go over to her and put their arms around her.) How you doing? You hanging in there?", "Paige: Yeah. Yeah, I'm holding up. It's, um... pretty damn sad. But he's going on to a better place, right? I'm gonna go upstairs and rest.", "(Paige goes upstairs and Piper and Phoebe follow.)" ]	Charmed	07x12	Extreme Makeover	bunniefuu
Charmed_07x13.json	[ "While the Charmed Ones enjoy their new conflict-free world, Leo learns that in order for the Avatars to protect their Utopian world, they also control everyone's destiny by deciding who lives and dies. Wanting to stop the Avatars, Leo joins forces with Zankou to undo the change. Paige receives a special surprise and Leo's fate relies on the Elders. In the end, Leo's death shocks the sisters back to reality and they team up with Zankou to stop the Avatars. Using information that Zankou found in an ancient tomb, they make the Avatar killing potion and confront the Avatars with it. The Avatars, realizing that humanity is not ready for them yet, use the last of their power to rewind time to when Utopia started. Doing so breaks the Utopia spell and returns all those killed by the Avatars, including Leo who is stripped of his Avatar powers, but still remains an Elder. The Avatars are too weak to rewind time far enough to save Kyle and Paige goes to his apartment where she is shocked to find him apparently alive. The Elders have made him a Whitelighter for his actions against the Avatars and he says a final goodbye to Paige before orbing out." ]	[ "[Scene: Street. Leo, Alpha and Gamma are there.]", "Alpha: Look at them all, Leo. Without knowing why, things just seem better to them, even though they don't yet realise that everything is different.", "Gamma: Of course there will be a transitional period. But soon they will begin to understand that they no longer have to worry about evil, security, conflict, that this world is here to stay.", "Alpha: Is it not what we spoke of, Leo?", "Leo: It's impressive.", "Alpha: And you know, the only threat to Utopia, to all that we've created here is conflict. And that, Leo, we simply cannot abide.", "Leo: I don't know, it's just the way the sisters reacted, especially Paige.", "Gamma: She grieves.", "Leo: I know, but not the way she's supposed to. It's just... It doesn't seem right.", "Alpha: Well, things are different, Leo, to be sure. But look around you now. Is not everyone better off? Are not the sisters better off?", "Leo: I don't know.", "Alpha: Then you must go to them, Leo. They're the people who mean the most to you. See for yourself. Understand. It's all good, Leo. It's all genuine.", "Gamma: But once you're satisfied, it is important that you return to us.", "Leo: Important? Why?", "Gamma: After the death of one of our own, the collective has been drained of power. You feel it too, do you not?", "Leo: Yes.", "Alpha: So the sooner you're reassured, satisfied, the sooner you can join us and help us maintain all of this. We have much work to do, Leo.", "Leo: What kind of work?", "Alpha: You'll see, when you're ready. You'll sense where to find us.", "(Leo walks off. Near by, a man is arguing with a police officer.)", "Officer: Please calm down, sir.", "Woman: Harold, get back in the car.", "Harold: I'm telling you, the light was yellow, just like last time! What, do you guys have it out for me?", "Woman: Harold, please.", "Harold: No, this is ridiculous! It's police harassment. I want your name and badge number!", "(Suddenly, Harold just vanishes. The Avatars walk away.)", "Opening Credits", "[Scene: Manor. Kitchen. Piper and Phoebe are there. They are both mixing something in a bowl.]", "Phoebe: It's ready.", "Piper: So is this. Butter?", "(Phoebe throws the butter to Piper and she catches it. Leo orbs in front of Phoebe.)", "Phoebe: Hey, you're breaking the flow. Move it.", "Leo: Sorry.", "Piper: Where you been?", "Leo: With the other Avatars making sure everything went all right.", "Piper: Why wouldn't it be?", "Leo: You tell me. How you guys doing?", "Phoebe: Are you kidding? I feel great. Better than I have in, God, I don't even know how long.", "Piper: Six and a half years, but who's counting?", "Phoebe: Of course, we haven't been out in the real world yet.", "Piper: If it feels anything like it does in here...", "Phoebe: Then we have no complaints.", "Piper: None. Actually, we're gonna celebrate, we're gonna have a little party.", "Leo: A party? Today?", "Phoebe: Yeah, why not?", "Leo: Maybe you just wanted to make sure everything worked all right.", "Phoebe: Leo, it works, better than we expected. Besides, we have a lot of catching up to do. Especially with our friends.", "Piper: Yeah, I'm a little nervous. I'm not sure I know how to socialise with normal people.", "Phoebe: You'll be fine. Especially since no demons will be attacking.", "Leo: They're still out there.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but they won't be attacking. They're all on the run. Come on, just enjoy it. We have you to thank for all this.", "Leo: How's Paige?", "Piper: Better I think.", "Phoebe: It's gonna take her some time though. Kyle meant a lot to her.", "Piper: But it does help her to know he's gone on to a better place.", "Phoebe: Absolutely.", "Leo: Is she upstairs?", "Phoebe: She's at Kyle's apartment getting some stuff. And I think I'm gonna go to work and check out the real world.", "(Phoebe leaves the kitchen.)", "Leo: All right, well, I'm gonna go check on Paige.", "(Leo orbs out.)", "Piper: Okay, you two. But don't be late.", "[Scene: Kyle's Apartment. Paige is there looking at a snow globe. Leo orbs in.]", "Leo: Hey. How you holding up?", "Paige: Good, considering. I'm not really sure what to do with all of this stuff, though.", "Leo: That's not really your responsibility, is it?", "Paige: No, but he doesn't have a family. It's just so odd that he's gone. I really miss him.", "Leo: Good. I mean, that's normal. You don't want to go around just having it all be glossed over, you know.", "Paige: No. But still, I am happy for him. I mean, he is in a better place. And the thing is, he would really want me to enjoy this new world.", "Leo: Well, he died trying to stop it.", "Paige: That's why I owe it to him to be happy.", "Leo: Of course.", "Paige: Hey, uh, I have to go home and get ready for the party. You gonna come?", "Leo: I think so.", "Paige: Great. I will see you there, sir.", "(Paige orbs out. Leo looks at the snow globe. Zankou flames in. Leo zaps him and he falls backwards.)", "Zankou: You've been weakened, Avatar, by the death of one of your own. (Zankou waves his hand and Leo flies backwards into a wall.) We both have the same problem, you and I. Neither of us trusts this new world. We're both gonna have to do something about it.", "(Zankou grabs Leo and flames out with him.)", "[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Phoebe is there. Elise walks over to her.]", "Elise: Phoebe, what are you doing here? I thought it was your day off?", "Phoebe: Oh, I just came by to see how things were going. How are things going?", "Elise: They aren't. And that's good. Have you seen today's paper? (She picks one up.) Thinnest one we've ever had. There's no crime to speak of, no corruption, no scandal. It's like people have been taking happy pills. Thank god the obits are up. Otherwise, we'd just have a one-sheet.", "Phoebe: So things are just getting better, huh?", "Elise: Oh, I'm all for that. But I've been working here so long, I don't believe it. Something always happens.", "Phoebe: Maybe. Or maybe it's a shame when we don't trust when good things happen.", "Elise: What a nice thought. Now you should write about that in your next column. Best advice you could give your readers.", "Phoebe: Okay, but I gotta go home to do it. Tell Oliver I'll email it to him around six-ish, okay?", "Elise: Oliver. That's the only bad thing that happened today. Well, not bad for him, of course, just for us.", "Phoebe: What happened?", "Elise: I got a call from his family about an hour ago. He's gone. It happened early this morning.", "Phoebe: Oh my god.", "Elise: He was such a troubled young man. I really hoped he could turn things around.", "Phoebe: Yeah, me too.", "Elise: Well, at least we can take heart that he's in a much better place now.", "Phoebe: Yeah. I guess so.", "[Scene: Inside a Pyramid. Leo and Zankou are there.]", "Leo: Mind telling me where we are?", "Zankou: In an ancient tomb in an ancient pyramid where no one, especially not the Avatars, are gonna look for us.", "Leo: Why bring me here?", "Zankou: To show you the truth. To show you why you never should have turned your back on the Elders. And to decide whether or not you're willing to help me stop the Avatars.", "Leo: Why would I help a demon?", "Zankou: Because it is by far the better of your options. You could either work to change things back, or you can repeat the mistakes of the past. (They look at the drawings on the wall.) The Avatars were here before, thousands of years ago, when people believed in magic and demons. The Avatars promised to rid them of evil on that level, same as now. They were more or less successful. They remade the world, but they never told people of the ultimate costs.", "Leo: Who's that? The dog-headed figure, is that a demon?", "Zankou: Actually, that's a jackal's head. He's Anubis, the Egyptian guardian and protector of the dead. There's a price to pay for Utopia. A price that you suspect but don't yet know about. They knew about it though, and they rose up against the Avatars and stopped them the first time for good reason.", "Leo: Maybe so, but I...", "Zankou: Agent Brody realised the danger that the Avatars pose too. That's why he was willing to help me weaken them so that I could bring you here, so that you could help. He was willing to sacrifice everything to stop them.", "Leo: Brody was crazed.", "Zankou: Brody was right. You know, deep down, that there is something very wrong with this world, Leo. Something you never foresaw in your own myopic zeal to try and make it all better. People have no free will anymore. At least not completely. The Avatars now dictate their destinies. And you let it happen. The question is, are you willing to fix it?", "Leo: To do what, get back what we had before? Fight your kind again?", "Zankou: Well, nobody said the system was perfect, did they? But it's better than this, isn't it? You decide for yourself and decide soon. If we are to work together, we're gonna have to move quickly.", "(Leo orbs out.)", "[Cut to a black and white room. Avatars are standing around a circular table with holographic images in the centre of it. Leo orbs in.]", "Alpha: Leo. Welcome. How are the sisters? Content, I trust?", "Leo: They seemed okay. (Alpha nods.) What is this place?", "Alpha: This is where we maintain Utopia. Come. (Alpha shows Leo the table.) These are the others. You've felt them though you haven't yet met.", "Leo: What are they doing?", "Gamma: Monitoring for conflict.", "(An angry woman in the hologram is yelling. The Avatars shake their hands.)", "Leo: I don't understand.", "Alpha: In bringing this all about, we've modified the way people think, their belief systems, so that they can more easily accept a world without evil. So that they wouldn't keep looking for it.", "Gamma: And so that the demons who remain couldn't influence them into evil acts.", "Alpha: Unfortunately, however, some have already been damaged beyond hope. Their inner demons sometimes surface, causing... conflict.", "Gamma: And when that conflict passes a certain threshold, we must deal with it.", "Alpha: To protect Utopia.", "(On the hologram, two men are fighting. There are people around watching. The two men suddenly vanish. The people watching shrug and move on as though nothing happened.)", "Leo: Wait. You killed them.", "Gamma: We removed them. The one for the many.", "Alpha: We have an obligation to maintain the world that we've created, Leo. We can't let anything threaten it, and we won't.", "[Scene: Manor. Foyer. Phoebe walks in through the front door. She walks into the dining room and the table is covered with food.]", "Phoebe: Wow. Wow. Ooh!", "(Piper walks in.)", "Piper: No, no! No! No touchie-touchie.", "Phoebe: I just want to make sure it's not poison.", "Piper: No, I want everything to be perfect. We've waited a long time for this day.", "Phoebe: Piper, everything is perfect. It looks amazing. I can't believe you did all of this since I left.", "Piper: When I'm not mixing vanquishing potions all the time, I tend to get a lot more done. I forgot how much I like cooking.", "Phoebe: We're all good.", "Piper: Yeah, as long as Leo makes it to the party.", "Phoebe: I thought he was just going over to Paige's?", "Piper: I did too, but she came back without him and now she's upstairs getting ready.", "Phoebe: Well, maybe he had some Avatar stuff to do?", "Piper: I hope the Avatars don't keep him as busy as the Elders did.", "Phoebe: I don't think he'd put up with that, Piper, and you know it. He created this better world so that you guys could be together again as a family.", "Piper: Still, I worry.", "Phoebe: And next to cooking, that's the second thing you do best.", "(Paige walks in.)", "Paige: Hey.", "Phoebe: Hey, how you doing?", "Paige: Better. Thanks. Yeah. I am really looking forward to this party. You know, take my mind off stuff. I just need to remind myself Kyle's in a better place, right?", "Phoebe: Yeah, that's what I have to remind myself. This guy at work, he just went away. It was really unexpected.", "Piper: Well, I'm sure it must all be for the best, you know. Otherwise, it wouldn't have happened.", "Phoebe: Right.", "Piper: Well, anyway, why don't you go help the kids get dressed, their clothes are laid out, and you can help me in the kitchen. Come on, chop-chop, we have a party to throw.", "[Scene: Inside a Pyramid. Zankou is there. Laygan appears.]", "Zankou: I'm concentrating.", "Laygan: Yes, I'm sorry. This is important.", "Zankou: So is this. Somewhere in these drawings is the key to the potion Brody used against the Avatars.", "Laygan: Well, I'm glad to see that you're using your energy wisely. But the others are restless. They don't wanna sit around and die like dogs, while we wait around for the help of someone good.", "Zankou: Are you questioning my plan?", "Laygan: No. Not at all. Zankou, we're demons. We need to stand up and fight them on our own, not just sit around and wait.", "Zankou: That's just the point. We can't fight on our own. We don't have the power. Like it or not, our fate rests with Leo.", "Laygan: Oh, yeah? Then we'd rather die than leave our trust in the hands of an Elder.", "Zankou: Then we will surely die. You tell the others that they do as I say, when I say it, or the Avatars will be the least of their problems. You understand me?", "Laygan: Yes.", "Zankou: Now leave. He's coming. (Laygan disappears. Leo orbs in.) Welcome back, partner.", "Leo: We're not partners.", "Zankou: Oh, no? Then what are you doing here?", "Leo: I'm still not so sure.", "Zankou: Ah, yes, you are. You may not want to but that doesn't change the fact everything I told you about your precious Avatars is true. Now you want to stop them as much as I do.", "Leo: I'm not so eager to bring demons back into the world.", "Zankou: Ah, but there's the rub. Which world is worse? Which is the greater evil, mine or theirs?", "Leo: I know taking destiny out of people's hands is not right no matter what.", "Zankou: I couldn't agree more.", "Leo: Let's make something clear. If we succeed, we'll still be enemies, and I can make you a promise it will only be a matter of time before good defeats evil.", "Zankou: Well, we'll have to see about that, won't we? Now if you're finished with the macho posturing, let's get to work. The problem is, even if I decipher these, we're still gonna need the Charmed Ones to actually prepare the potion.", "Leo: They won't go against the Avatars. They wanted this world.", "Zankou: Not if they discover the catch. Not if they realise that the Avatars alone decide who lives or dies. Now of course you know the sisters better than I do, but I doubt even they want that. Which means you're gonna have to get them to see what the Avatars don't want them to see. Even if it will take you shocking them with another terrible loss.", "[Scene: Manor. Bedroom. Phoebe is with Wyatt and Chris.]", "Phoebe: (to Chris) Okay, you wait there. (She goes over to Wyatt.) We are going to have so much fun today. You're gonna meet so many new friends at the party. But you can't orb, okay? You have to promise me. We don't want to scare the guests away, got it? (Leo orbs in.) Like that.", "Leo: Phoebe, we need to talk.", "Phoebe: Yeah, you need to get ready for the party before your wife kills you. Figuratively speaking, of course.", "Leo: See, that right there. That's what I'm talking about.", "Phoebe: What are you saying?", "Leo: I'm talking about the fact that what you said, you felt you had to qualify it.", "Phoebe: Qualify what?", "Leo: I'm talking about the Avatars and what they've done to you, what they've done to everybody.", "Phoebe: Everything's better. You've made everything better.", "Leo: No, that was a mistake. I realise that now. I need you to realise that, before what happens to Brody happens to someone else we care about.", "Phoebe: Leo, you're scaring me.", "Leo: Good, you need to be scared because it's the only way you're gonna understand the truth, the only way you're gonna be able to feel it. You can help Piper and Paige understand, use your powers to feel the loss, to see what the Avatars are doing is wrong.", "Phoebe: Leo, this is what we all wanted. What's going on?", "(Leo turns on the baby monitor.)", "Leo: You'll see.", "(Leo grabs Phoebe's arm.)", "Phoebe: What... What are you doing?", "(Leo orbs out with Phoebe.)", "[Cut to Kyle's Apartment. Leo orbs in with Phoebe.]", "Phoebe: Leo, you can't just... (Leo picks up the snow globe.) What are we doing here?", "Leo: I need you to get a vision. I need you to see what really happened to Agent Brody.", "Phoebe: I know what really happened to him. He's moved on to a better place.", "Leo: Maybe so, but it doesn't change the fact that somebody killed him.", "(Phoebe sighs. She takes the snow globe and gets a premonition of Beta killing Kyle.)", "Phoebe: Oh my god. She killed him.", "Leo: Yes. The Avatars don't want you to know that, Phoebe. They don't want you to know why people just suddenly disappear.", "Phoebe: Why are you doing this?", "Leo: Because it's the truth, Phoebe. They changed you so you couldn't feel the true pain of death. They want it to seem like a good thing, so the next time it happens you don't even question it.", "Phoebe: No.", "Leo: Yes, and it's gonna happen again, Phoebe, as soon as they decide somebody in the world is creating too much conflict.", "Phoebe: Leo, we're not going back to the way it was. Okay? We tried it for seven years, and it just didn't work.", "Leo: Phoebe, please...", "Phoebe: No, Leo, listen to me, okay? We made the world a better place, and we're gonna live in it just the way it is now. Do you understand?", "[Cut to the Avatars. They are watching the conversation through the hologram. Gamma looks at Alpha.]", "Alpha: We just need to give him more time to understand.", "Gamma: We're running out of time. If he turns them, everything could be lost. I think it's time we face the facts.", "[Scene: Manor. Dining Room. The party has started. The guests are grabbing plates of food.]", "[Cut to the Living Room. Piper and Paige are there. Piper is fiddling with a baby blanket.]", "Paige: Would you just stop fussing and enjoy yourself already?", "Piper: I can't. I'm worried.", "Paige: About what? Look, everybody seems to be having a great time. I didn't even know we knew this many people.", "Piper: I'm not worried about them, I'm worried about Leo. He should have been here by now. Where the heck is Phoebe? She got the boys ready, and then she just took off.", "Paige: Maybe they're together. Or maybe you just don't know how to have a good time anymore.", "Piper: Is that a challenge?", "Paige: If it works. (Phoebe and Leo walk down the stairs.) There. You happy?", "Phoebe: I need a drink.", "Paige: Hey, what's the matter?", "Phoebe: I don't want to talk about it. I just want to have a good time.", "(Phoebe walks away.)", "Piper: (to Leo) What's going on?", "Leo: Nothing.", "Paige: Hey. (Piper gives her a look.) All right, then, I'll go mingle.", "Piper: Leo, come on, what's wrong?", "Leo: It's complicated.", "Piper: It's the Avatars, isn't it? Look, if working for them is gonna be as complicated as working for the Elders, then I...", "Leo: It's not that.", "Piper: Then what is it? Okay, you know what? I don't want to know. (Zankou flames in near by.) We're here to celebrate our new life with no magic and no demons, (Laygan and two other demons smoke in) so why don't we just enjoy it? Leo, did you hear what I said? (Zankou flames out.) Are you listening to me? What is the matter with you?", "Leo: Forgive me, Piper. If there was another way to do this, I would.", "Piper: Do what? What are you talking about?", "Leo: I have to fix a mistake. I love you.", "(Leo pushes her out of the way.)", "Piper: Leo!", "Leo: Everyone, get down!", "(All the guests duck. Leo throws bolts of electricity at the demons.)", "Phoebe: Oh, no.", "(The guests scream.)", "Piper: Paige, the children!", "(The demons throw fireballs. Leo throws bolts of electricity at the two demons and vanquishes them.)", "Laygan: Die, Elder, die!", "(Laygan throws a fireball at Leo and Leo deflects it. Electricity shoots out of Leo's hands and pins Laygan to the wall. He is then vanquished. Leo looks around at the frightened guests.)", "Leo: (to Phoebe) Don't let them make you forget why I'm doing this, Phoebe. It's supposed to hurt. Go to the Book. Remember all the losses. Then go to Zankou.", "Phoebe: Wait, Zankou?", "(Leo vanishes. The guests get up and go back to chatting as though nothing happened.)", "Paige: Piper, you all right?", "Piper: I don't know. I guess so.", "Paige: I'm really sorry about Leo.", "Piper: Yeah, me too. But at least he's gone on to a better place.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Foyer. Paige is at the door saying goodbye to the guests.]", "Paige: I'm so sorry things got out of hand, guys.", "[Cut to Piper and Phoebe in the dining room.]", "Phoebe: Don't you think that was all a little weird?", "Piper: Yeah, it was kinda touch-and-go for a second, when the demon attacked. But it all worked out okay.", "Phoebe: Still, it seemed a little, I don't know, off.", "Piper: Well, I certainly wasn't expecting any more attacks, but thank god Leo was there to take care of it.", "Phoebe: Yes, it would have been nice if Leo didn't have to go to a better place in the process, you know.", "Piper: I know, but... What he did, he did for his family, and for that I will always love him. (They walk into the kitchen.) Paige, can you make sure the boys are okay?", "Phoebe: It's really impressive that you can stay so calm after such a shock.", "Piper: Well, I'd be freaking out if I thought there were more demons out there. I'd like to think those days are finally behind us.", "(Paige walks in and groans.)", "Paige: I can't make them stop. They're so upset.", "Piper: Well, it's understandable. We're all upset about demons being in the house.", "Phoebe: Do you really think that's why they're crying?", "(Paige sighs.)", "Paige: What else would it be?", "Piper: Okay, mummy's coming!", "(Piper leaves the kitchen.)", "Paige: Are you okay?", "Phoebe: I don't know.", "Paige: It's like Kyle, you know. It's really a big deal. We're never gonna forget him.", "Leo's Voice: Don't let them make you forget why I'm doing this, Phoebe. It's supposed to hurt.", "Phoebe: Never forget. I have to check the Book of Shadows for something. (Phoebe walks upstairs to the attic. She stops in front of the Book.) Come on, Phoebe.", "(She slowly walks over to it.)", "Leo's Voice: Remember all the losses.", "(She touches the Book and receives a premonition of Andy's death, Grams' death, Miles' death, Piper's death in \"All Hell Breaks Loose\", Prue's funeral, Chris' death, and Cole's vanquish.)", "Phoebe: Oh my god.", "[Cut to the living room. Paige is with the kids. They are bawling their eyes out. Phoebe comes down the stairs.]", "Paige: It's okay. Oh my gosh, I can't get them to calm down. Even Piper couldn't.", "Phoebe: I can. Where's Piper?", "Paige: She's in the kitchen.", "(Phoebe walks into the kitchen.)", "Phoebe: Piper, I really need to talk to you. The Avatars didn't tell us everything up front.", "Piper: What?", "Phoebe: Pain, grief, mourning. These are all things we're supposed to be feeling when we lose someone we love, like Leo.", "Piper: Leo? Phoebe, he's moved on to a better place, and if you don't mind, I'd rather not dwell on such a painful memory.", "Phoebe: Okay, but if he's in a better place, then why are the boys crying right now? It's not because of demons. They were practically raised around them.", "Piper: Yes, well, but...", "Phoebe: Piper, listen to me. Leo is dead. The Avatars killed him. And the boys are just too young to feel it the way we do, the way that we were programmed to feel it.", "Piper: Programmed? Phoebe, what's gotten into you?", "Phoebe: This is what Leo was trying to show us. Leo allowed the Avatars to kill him so that we could understand what's going on here.", "Piper: I don't wanna hear this.", "Phoebe: I know you don't wanna hear this, but listen to your boys. That's pain, and it's real.", "Piper: Phoebe, stop.", "Phoebe: Piper, how can you not see it? The only reason you're okay with all this was because you wanted to be with Leo. And now they've taken him away?", "(Piper starts to cry.)", "Piper: Why? Why would they do that?", "Phoebe: Because Leo caused conflict. And this is the only way they could keep Utopia going.", "[Cut to Kyle's Apartment. Paige orbs in with Piper and Phoebe.]", "Paige: You better have a good reason for bringing me here because I don't wanna be here.", "Phoebe: And that's exactly why were are here. Paige, Kyle died, and now it's time that you feel it.", "Paige: I felt it. And it would have felt a lot worse, if I didn't know he'd gone on to a better place.", "Piper: Well, that's the thing. It should have felt a lot worse. The Avatars made our pain go away after they killed Kyle.", "Phoebe: I had a vision of him dying when I touched this. (She picks up the snow globe.) He attacked one of the Avatars with his potion, and she killed him. Do you remember that, Paige?", "Paige: Why are you doing this to me?", "Phoebe: He died right here, in your arms. I saw it, I felt it, and now you have to feel it too. Paige, it's the only way we can stop them.", "Paige: I don't want to.", "Piper: You have to. Just like I did.", "(Paige starts to cry.)", "Paige: I don't want to.", "(Piper puts her arms around Paige.)", "Piper: Shh, it's okay.", "Paige: Why did they do this?", "Phoebe: To give us what we wanted. What we thought we wanted.", "Paige: What do we do now?", "Phoebe: We're gonna do what Leo said... and go find ourselves a demon.", "[Scene: Inside the Pyramid. Zankou is there studying the drawings on the wall. A demon walks up behind him.]", "Demon: Sorry to interrupt, but...", "Zankou: What is it?", "Demon: Well, the others sent me to find out what we're gonna do.", "Zankou: Do?", "Demon: I just mean... Well, the Elder is dead. The plan has failed. Shouldn't we... retreat?", "Zankou: Not yet.", "Demon: But you said it yourself. If the Elder couldn't turn the sisters, there is no...", "(Zankou grabs the demon.)", "Zankou: I know what I said. I also know that Leo wasn't stupid. He wouldn't have given his life unless he knew something would come of it.", "Demon: Unless it was merely the act of a desperate man. (A fireball appears in Zankou's hand.) I'm just saying, the Avatars could move on us at any time. If we are gonna run, we should go soon.", "(The fireball disappears.)", "Zankou: Perhaps you're right. We should retreat.", "Demon: I'll let the others know.", "(Suddenly, the demon blows up. A spark flies off Zankou and he's knocked to the ground. Piper, Phoebe and Paige walk in.)", "Phoebe: What's the matter, Zankou? Chicken?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Pyramid. Continued from before. Zankou stands up.]", "Zankou: Good thing you girls got here when you did. I was about to leave.", "Phoebe: To go where?", "Zankou: To live to fight another day.", "Piper: You won't get that chance if you don't tell us what we want to hear.", "Zankou: Save it. You need me. That's why Leo sent you. Glad to see he didn't die in vain after all.", "Phoebe: Get to the point.", "Zankou: The point is Leo was working with me, same as Agent Brody before him to undo what has been done.", "Paige: Kyle was working with you?", "Zankou: How do you think he was able to get close enough to kill an Avatar? He realised then that the combined force of good and evil is our only chance to stop the Avatars.", "Piper: You have a greater reason for wanting to do that than we do, survival.", "Zankou: True, but you obviously want it too. Otherwise, we wouldn't even be having this conversation, now would we? Now you go ahead and talk amongst yourselves. I'm not going anywhere.", "(They turn their backs on Zankou.)", "Paige: I'm not so sure about this.", "Phoebe: Neither am I, but I don't think we have a choice. We're running out of allies.", "Piper: We can't work with a demon.", "Phoebe: Leo did.", "Piper: Yeah, look where it got him.", "Phoebe: But that was the Avatars, not Zankou.", "Piper: So how do we know he's not picking us off one by one? What if this is a setup?", "Paige: Well, he helped Kyle get rid of an Avatar. They're who he's really after, and so are we.", "Piper: Okay, fine. So, what if this works? Where does that leave us, we're fighting demons again? Is that what we really want?", "Phoebe: Is this?", "Paige: Just because we wanted it so badly doesn't make it right. Kyle knew it was wrong. He knew the Avatars couldn't be trusted. I just didn't believe him.", "Phoebe: Neither did we.", "Paige: Still, we can believe in him now. Leo too. We can finish what they started, so they didn't die in vain.", "(They turn back around to face Zankou.)", "Phoebe: So, what's the plan?", "Zankou: The plan... is for you to make a very special potion.", "[Scene: The Avatars' Room. Gamma is flipping through hologram images.]", "Alpha: What's the matter?", "Gamma: I can't find the sisters.", "Alpha: None of them?", "Gamma: I don't understand. I just had them.", "Alpha: Calm down. They'll have to surface sooner or later.", "Piper's Voice: You got that right.", "(The Avatars look around and find Piper, Phoebe, Paige and Zankou standing there. The Avatars run towards them. Zankou knocks them over with his telekinesis power. Paige holds up a potion vial.)", "Paige: Ah! I wouldn't do that if I were you.", "Gamma: What are those?", "Zankou: You know what they are.", "Phoebe: And you know what he is.", "Alpha: What is the meaning of this?", "Piper: I don't think we have anything to explain. We're not the ones going around killing people.", "Gamma: We only did what was necessary to maintain Utopia.", "Paige: A loophole you forgot to tell us about?", "Alpha: It was never our intention to deceive, Paige. We merely gave you the world you asked for.", "Piper: Again, except for the fact you were killing people.", "Alpha: Their fates are regrettable. But I guarantee you that fewer people by far will be lost under our rule than under the chaos of good and evil.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but at least with good and evil people knew what they were dying for.", "Piper: And given the choice of what we had and what you're offering...", "Paige: Now we know what \"it\" is.", "Paige: We'll take our free will back any day.", "Zankou: Here, here.", "Alpha: You'd seriously be willing to give up peace of mind, the normal life you so covet, to go back to the way things were? To fighting the likes of him again?", "Piper: Warts and all.", "Gamma: They're not ready for us.", "Alpha: Perhaps not. But they will be someday. What we want for the world is worth waiting for. Very well. We will use what remains of our power to rewind time to when Utopia began.", "Phoebe: Does that mean Leo will be alive again?", "Alpha: Of course.", "Paige: And Kyle?", "Alpha: That, unfortunately, is beyond our powers.", "Paige: Are you kidding me? You can bring everyone that you have killed back to life, but Kyle is beyond your powers?", "Gamma: The further something recedes into the past, the more power it takes to reverse it.", "Alpha: We can either bring back Agent Brody or return the world to the way it was, but I'm afraid we cannot do both.", "(Paige goes to throw the potion but Phoebe stops her.)", "Phoebe: Put the world back.", "Alpha: I'm sorry this didn't work out, for your sakes as well as ours.", "Zankou: Touching. I'm gonna miss you guys.", "(The Avatars stand around the table and a beam of yellow and orange light shines out of the middle.)", "[Cut to outside. Everybody wakes up.]", "Man: What the hell? Did you just dump your coffee on me?", "Woman: What are you talking about? You spilled yours on me, you son of a bitch.", "Man: Why, you moron, you dumped your coffee on me.", "[Cut to two men in their cars. One man has run into the back of the other car. They get out to inspect the damage.]", "Man #2: This is totally your fault.", "Man #3: My fault? You hit me!", "Man #2: Yeah? All I'm saying is you better have some good insurance!", "Man #3: No, you better have some insurance 'cause I'm gonna call the cops on your ass!", "Man #2: Oh, please, give me your ID. Where's your insurance?", "Man #3: Where's your insurance?", "Man #2: Where's yours? Mine is right here!", "[Cut to Harold arguing with a police officer.]", "Harold: I'm gonna call my lawyer, okay? I'm gonna sue this whole city.", "[Cut to Piper and Phoebe walking down the street.]", "Piper: Wow, I've never been so excited to hear the sounds of people arguing.", "Phoebe: Tell me about it. It's good to be back... (They see Zankou near by.) Warts and all.", "[Scene: Manor. Foyer. Piper walks in through the front door.]", "Piper: Leo?", "Leo's Voice: I'm in here.", "(Piper walks into the conservatory.)", "Piper: Oh, thank god.", "Leo: It's okay. I'm all right.", "(They hug.)", "Piper: Wow, you kinda really scared me this time.", "Leo: That was the plan. I was banking on you saving me.", "Piper: Okay, well, next time come up with a different plan.", "Leo: Next time.", "Piper: So wait, you remember everything, even though you technically died, but then you didn't, because time rewound, so... Am I making any sense?", "Leo: Yeah. See, I remember everything because I was unaffected by the spell. And you remember everything because you broke it. And even though time rewound, we still experienced it.", "Piper: Headache forming.", "Leo: All that matters is that we fixed it, regardless of the consequences.", "Piper: Consequences? You mean Kyle?", "Leo: No, I mean the Elders. I went against them and sided with the Avatars. I can't go unpunished.", "Piper: Yeah, but everything you did, you did to make the world a safer place for everyone, including us.", "Leo: I don't think they're gonna see it that way. See, no matter what I did...", "Piper: What we did.", "Leo: Whether it was well-intentioned or not, it's gonna cost me.", "Piper: Well, at least it didn't cost you your life, which at this moment is the only thing I'm concerned with. I don't want to lose you ever again.", "(He puts his arm around her and they turn to watch their kids.)", "[Scene: Kyle's Apartment. Paige is there. She picks up the snow globe and shakes it.]", "Paige: Bye.", "Kyle's Voice: Hello, Paige.", "(She turns and sees Kyle standing there.)", "Paige: Kyle?", "Kyle: Careful. That used to mean a lot to me.", "(She puts the snow globe down.)", "Paige: Is this really you?", "Kyle: In the flesh, more or less.", "Paige: I saw you die.", "Kyle: That's right. You did. But as you know, sometimes it doesn't end there.", "Paige: Are you a Whitelighter?", "Kyle: Feels kind of weird. But at least I can still feel.", "Paige: How?", "Kyle: I guess the Elders decided I must have done something good with my life after all, which is a relief, considering the mess I made of it.", "Paige: You didn't make such a mess.", "Kyle: Come on. I got a little crazy there at the end, didn't I?", "Paige: A little crazy. But you did save the world.", "Kyle: Hence the reward.", "Paige: I just wish I could...", "Kyle: Paige, it's not your fault. I understand now that my life was supposed to end the way it did. How it did. It was my destiny. Just like it was our destiny to meet. To fall for each other.", "Paige: To lose each other?", "Kyle: Who says we're not gonna meet again? (Paige starts to cry. He kisses her on the forehead.) Take care of that for me, will you?", "(Kyle orbs out. Paige picks up the snow globe.)" ]	Charmed	07x13	Charmageddon	bunniefuu
Charmed_07x16.json	[ "Already stressed out awaiting word on Leo's fate, Piper is attacked by demon assassins and ends up in a coma. Stuck in the cosmic void between life and death, Piper's spirit is surprised to find Cole's spirit waiting for her and even more surprised when he tells her that he is there to help keep her and Leo together, which he hopes will restore Phoebe's faith in love. Meanwhile, Leo is stripped of his powers and memory and put in the world somewhere as a test to see if he will remain an Elder or become human. The Elders cheat on the test and lead Leo to becoming an Elder again, but with Cole's help, Piper manages to reach out to Leo and he jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge and \"falls from grace,\" becoming mortal again. Phoebe, Paige and Leo return home to find that Drake has had Wyatt use the healing powers he inherited from his father to heal Piper. Later, in Magic School, Drake says his goodbyes to Phoebe and heads off to die alone. There it is revealed that Drake has been working with Cole the whole time and it was Cole's spirit who set him up with the Sorcerer to become mortal. Cole's spirit is also the one who sent the assassins after Piper, but it was all part of a plot by Cole to get Phoebe to not give up on love. He sent Drake to Phoebe to remind her and like Cole, Drake fell in love with Phoebe which both admit isn't hard to do. Drake dies and moves on, while Cole is content with his afterlife as a spirit that can never move on due to his horrible deeds as he prevented Phoebe from having that fate." ]	[ "[Scene: Alley. Paige and Piper orb in.]", "Paige: Weren't we here before? Doesn't that mattress look strangely familiar?", "Piper: It's probably because we saw one just like it in the last alley and the hundred and fifty before that. They all start to look the same after a while. Now, where is this paragon of good we're supposed to protect?", "Paige: Hey, slow down. We gotta be careful, okay?", "Piper: Okay. I just need to get home before Leo is sentenced.", "Paige: Don't worry. When the Elders hand down their punishment, you're gonna know.", "Piper: Well, this waiting business sucks. I mean, Leo was an Avatar for less time than it's taking them to make up their minds.", "Paige: Hey, it's gonna be okay. You're not gonna lose Leo again. The Elders still need him. They're not gonna do anything rash. Besides...it's Phoebe we should be worrying about. Her man's disappearing tonight.", "Piper: Her what? She didn't tell me she had a thing for Drake!", "Paige: Well, I mean, she didn't tell me either, but, come on, he's cute, he's funny, he's smart, and he's destined to leave. I don't know, that kind of sounds like her type to a 'T'. I mean, really, how many times does a girl have to get hurt before she just kind of wakes up?", "(A woman walks in behind Paige, carrying flyers.)", "Piper: So you think she's...the innocent.", "Paige: No, I don't think she's the innocent. I think she definitely has a part in this and she absolutely...", "(The woman walks up to them. Paige is startled.)", "Piper: Behind you, the innocent.", "Woman: If you women need a hot meal and a place to crash, there's a...", "Paige: Okay, hi. I'm wearing lip-gloss. Do I look homeless?", "Piper: For god's sakes. (Piper freezes her. A demon shimmers in. Piper blows the demon up.) I think Phoebe's just been...unlucky in love lately.", "Paige: Do ya think?! Hey! (Three more demons shimmer in. Piper gets the woman out of the way. Two demons throw fireballs. The woman falls to the ground, unconscious. Piper and Paige take cover behind a dumpster.) Uh, ugly metal...thing!", "(She orbs a metal pipe. It vanquishes them. Another one blows a thorns. Piper blows her up, but one thorn hits her hand.)", "Piper: Ah! Ah... (Paige pulls the thorn out.) Did we know that the female spits thorns?", "[Scene: Manor. Paige and Piper orb in.]", "Paige: Okay, we really need to have Leo look at this.", "Piper: It's fine, really. Leo! (Leo comes down the stairs, wearing his Elder robes.) Why are you wearing those?", "Leo: The Elders made their decision. I have to go.", "Piper: Right now? You can't go right now. The boys are in school. We won't be able to see... (Leo walks down the stairs.)", "Leo: Honey, this isn't goodbye. I'm just going up there to find out what my punishment is.", "Piper: What do you mean 'just'? You make it sound like it's no big deal. What if it's bad?", "Leo: Well, then we'll deal with it. Come on. You're the one who said the Elders couldn't yak me away, remember?", "Piper: Well, that was before I had all this time to stress out about it.", "Leo: Well, at least now we're finally gonna know. I mean, that's a good thing, right? The waiting's been killing us.", "(Piper sighs.)", "Piper: Yeah, I know. It's just...I have a bad feeling.", "Leo: Me too. (He sighs.) But we've been through worse. You just have to have faith, okay? (They kiss.) I love you.", "Piper: I love you, too.", "Paige: Good luck.", "(Leo orbs out.)", "[Scene: Golden Gate Bridge. Leo is there with two Elders (Female Elder and Male Elder).]", "Female Elder: Unfortunately, the council has been unable to decide your fate, Leo.", "Leo: So, that's good, right? I'm not going to be punished?", "Male Elder: We didn't say that.", "Female Elder: We understand and we fully accept how being betrayed by an Elder, by Gideon, led you to the Avatars.", "Male Elder: Still, that doesn't excuse your betraying us.", "Female Elder: The council has come to realize that the central problem is your effort to balance two distinctly different worlds - yours with us and yours with Piper.", "Male Elder: So the only solution is to find out which world you truly belong in once and for all.", "Leo: How?", "Male Elder: A test, if you will.", "Female Elder: You'll be made mortal, stripped of your powers and your memories, and then you'll be relocated.", "Male Elder: If the love you share for Piper is so strong that you're drawn back to her despite all odds, then you will live with her forever.", "Female Elder: To live fully as a human without any interference from us ever again.", "Leo: But what if I never find her, then what?", "Male Elder: Then it means that your destiny is with us and we will welcome you, although you'll never see your family again.", "Leo: Are you out of your mind? I won't do that.", "Male Elder: You have no choice.", "Female Elder: You have to know, Leo, this is not about punishing you. This is about helping you to find your way.", "Leo: Okay, but if I end up with Piper, how do I know you won't eventually butt in again? Or if I wind up with you as an Elder, how do you know I'm not gonna leave...by falling from grace?", "Male Elder: No Elder has ever done that before.", "Leo: You take away my family and I will.", "Female Elder: We are not taking away anything from you, Leo. This is about you making a choice, not us. Don't you see? This is the only way. Your heart will guide you to your true destiny, be it love or the greater good. Whatever way it turns out, we will honor it...as you also must.", "Leo: Fine. I'll do it. But first I'm going to say bye to Piper.", "Male Elder: It doesn't work that way.", "Leo: Look...I said I'd take your damn test. I'm going to say goodbye to my family.", "Male Elder: No. The test begins now! (He smacks Leo on the chest and Leo disappears in white orbs.)", "[Scene: Road in Texas. Leo is standing there. A truck horn beeps and swerves to avoid him. The truck flips off the road and over. Leo runs over.]", "Leo: Come on, we got to get you out of here.", "(The driver groans as Leo helps him away from the truck. The truck explodes.)", "Driver: Oh god...oh.", "(He groans in pain. Leo has a flashback)", "[Flashback: War Zone. Bombs fall and explode. Leo grabs a soldier and issues him orders as he runs.]", "[Present. Leo picks up a small stick.]", "Driver: Oh, hey, what the hell are you...you got any idea what you're doing?", "(Leo hands the stick to the driver.)", "Leo: Bite down. (The driver puts the stick in his mouth. Leo grabs his arm.) Get in there.", "(He resets the driver's shoulder. The driver spits the stick out and smiles.)", "Driver: How'd the hell you know how to do that?", "(Leo checks the driver's leg. He takes a piece of cloth and ties it around the driver's leg.)", "Leo: Doesn't look too bad. They should be able to sew that up.", "Driver: Finally got lucky for once, almost running over a doctor. You are a doctor...right?", "Leo: I don't know.", "[Scene: Manor. Piper is watering the plants in the dinning room. Phoebe, Drake, and Paige are there.]", "Phoebe: What do you mean you don't know?", "Paige: Leo went to speak to the Elders this morning. Haven't seen or heard from him since.", "Phoebe: Well, that's crazy. We've been to the Alps and back. How long does it take to hand down a sentence?", "Drake: Well, in defense of the Elders, when you live for an eternity, time does get a little skewed.", "Piper: Yeah, well, we're human, so this is torture.", "Phoebe: Well, this is ridiculous. (To ceiling) Hey! Listen, what the hell did you do to Leo?", "Paige: I tried that already. Didn't work so much.", "Phoebe: Well, you know what? I'm not saving another innocent until I find out what happened. (To ceiling) You hear me? I'm not saving another innocent until you tell us what's going on here.", "(Female Elder orbs in.)", "Female Elder: Don't worry. Leo's fine.", "Piper: So then where is he?", "Female Elder: Piper, the Elders came to the consensus that Leo has lost his way, so we've sent him on the path towards following his destiny.", "Drake: Like the prodigal son out to find his way in the world?", "Piper: Uh, you know what? This Elder-speak is not working for me. I need some straight answers. What exactly did you do to him?", "Female Elder: We erased his memories and put him back on Earth as a mortal, somewhere you'll never find him.", "Phoebe: What? He doesn't remember anything? He doesn't remember Piper or his sons - nothing?", "Female Elder: Not even having been an Elder.", "Piper: That's crazy. You don't have the right to wipe out someone's mind, an entire life, my life!", "Female Elder: Leo was not just someone, Piper. He was an Elder, by his own choice. He knew all that that entailed.", "Piper: Yeah, he was also a husband and a father by choice, and he would never abandon his family.", "Female Elder: This was not an easy decision for us. We love Leo up there as much as you do down here. He wasn't killed or recycled. I hope that you can find comfort in that.", "(Piper walks toward her.)", "Piper: I'm sorry. You just lobotomized the love of my life, and you want me to take comfort in what? You've got a lot of nerve, lady. Now, I don't want to see you again or any of your kind ever again. We're done with all of you. Now, please...go.", "Female Elder: Don't give up hope.", "Piper: You really need to stop talking now. Please get out of my house. (She orbs out.) That's ridiculous.", "(She walks into the parlor. Phoebe follows. Piper sits on the couch.)", "Phoebe: Okay, Piper, I know this seems really bad, but we can't give up hope. Leo is out there somewhere, and I'm sure there's lots of ways we can find him.", "Piper: How?", "Phoebe: Uh, I don't know. We can scry for him, although he doesn't have his powers, so that might b-be difficult. We could - I don't know. I just, I don't know.", "Paige: This is your idea of a rah-rah speech? You're supposed to be cheering her up, not pushing her off the ledge!", "(Phoebe sits.)", "Phoebe: Well, you know what, Paige? Maybe I'm just all rah-rah'ed out.", "Paige: Huh?", "(She sits on the coffee table.)", "Phoebe: Maybe it's time we face the fact that, you know, perhaps we're not meant to find love.", "Paige: That is ridiculous!", "Phoebe: Okay, think about it. How many Halliwell women have actually been able to hold onto their men?", "Piper: Name one.", "Paige: Okay, uh...oh my God, you're right. That's so depressing.", "Phoebe: Exactly. We're destined to be spinsters, all for the greater good.", "Piper: Might as well be nuns, with better outfits.", "Drake: Now, we, all right, let's... (He throws his gloves down.) Eighty-six that kinda talk, people. We will not give up on love. Repeat: Not give up on love. Love is everything. It's the only thing. It's why you're here. It's why I'm here.", "Paige: Uh, I thought you were here to teach at Magic School.", "Drake: There's that, but the point is, you're young, you're hot, you got magic powers. Come on, the whole life's ahead of you!", "Phoebe: That's really sweet, and we appreciate you trying, but you die tonight at midnight, and we have to keep fighting.", "Drake: Yeah, I may be toast, but love never dies. You might as well die with me if you're gonna give up on it. The point is, Leo and Piper's love, it's epic, it's massive. It's Romeo and Juliet, Anthony and Cleopatra, Brad and Jennifer.", "Piper: All tragedies, I might add.", "Drake: Better to have loved and lost and...yadda, yadda, yadda. But the point is, it's not lost. I mean, he's lost, but he's not lost, you know? All you gotta do is find Leo.", "Paige: Well, either way, if the Elders don't want us to find him, we're not gonna be able to.", "Drake: They didn't say that. They're gonna leave it up to him. Come on, precious time is a-wasting. The longer you take to look for Leo, the harder he's gonna be to find. Or we stay here and feel sorry for ourselves if you like.", "Piper: My husband just developed a serious case of amnesia, okay? Give me a moment.", "Drake: Phoebe? (He takes her hand and pulls her up. They dances her around.) If love isn't worth fighting fore then... (He dips her.) What is?", "(Phoebe laughs.)", "Phoebe: Okay. This is what we're gonna do. We'll look in the Book of Shadows and see if there's another way to find Leo.", "Drake: Amen.", "Paige: Okay. I guess I could check at magic school.", "Drake: Now we're talking.", "Phoebe: Piper, call Darryl. Now that Leo's mortal, he might be able to track him.", "Drake: Amen! Can we go upstairs?", "Phoebe: Wha...?", "Drake: The B-Book of Shadows.", "Phoebe: Yes!", "(Drake and Phoebe rush upstairs. Paige orbs out. Piper gets up, but wobbles.)", "[Scene: Texas Sheriff's department. Sheriff takes Leo's fingerprints.]", "Sheriff: Well, that ought to do it. Once we get you into the system, we'll be on the road to finding out who you really are.", "(He puts the fingerprint card aside.)", "Leo: Thanks.", "Sheriff: Are you sure you don't remember anything? I mean, normally, a person with amnesia remembers something.", "Leo: I wish I did. Believe me.", "Sheriff: Yeah. Well, at least we know you're one of the good guys. Saved old Clyde's life. (He chuckles.) You know, son, the paramedics told me that the way you fixed up his leg looked professional.", "Leo: Instinct, I guess.", "Sheriff: Seems to me that...you could be a doctor or medic or something. Anything ring a bell?", "Leo: No. Nothing.", "Sheriff: Well, okay. It's okay. It'll come to you. Just gonna take some time. You see that? Old Glen's got you in the database already.", "(The door slams. Leo is startled.)", "[Flashback: Leo is blasting a demon with a bolt of electricity.]", "[Present. Leo stares at the man.]", "Sheriff: Son, you're bound to be a bit jumpy. I'm guessing you went through some kind of hell to get here.", "Leo: Yeah. Yeah, maybe.", "(Sheriff picks up his hat.)", "Sheriff: Come on. Let me take you over to Nadine's, get you something to eat while we sift through the computer.", "Leo: I'd rather stay here.", "Sheriff: A man can't think straight on an empty stomach. Besides, chances are you got some loved ones out there looking for you, and once we get the word out...well, they'll find you soon enough. (He slaps Leo on the arm.) Come on.", "(He and Leo leave.)", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Phoebe is scrying. Drake sits.]", "Phoebe: We'll never find him, not scrying anyway, and I don't think we're gonna make it to the Taj Mahal by sunset. I feel terrible about...ruining your last day here.", "Drake: Hey, don't scry for me, Argentina. (Phoebe chuckles.) I'm exactly where I want to be.", "Phoebe: In a dingy attic?", "Drake: Helping those I'm leaving behind, yeah.", "Phoebe: Yeah, see, that's the other really irritating thing... (Phoebe sits down.) You're hell bent on helping Piper and Leo, and yet you won't let us help you.", "Drake: Phoebe, I made a deal. I got to be human for a whole year. Time's up.", "Phoebe: I know, but you made a deal with a demon. We're the good guys, the Charmed Ones. Why won't you let us help you?", "Drake: Because I've done all I need to do to die a happy man, all except for one thing.", "Phoebe: See Niagara Falls?", "Drake: Make sure you don't give up on love.", "Phoebe: Please. Not that again. (She goes back to scrying.) Look, I'm just being realistic, okay? I have been heartbroken so many times by love that I'm just beginning to think that I'm supposed to live my life without it.", "Drake: What...that is ridiculous. Nobody is. I've been demonic without love, so I know what I'm talking about. Love is transcendent. It's miraculous. It's also what can save Piper and Leo.", "Phoebe: Yeah, well, I hope so, because if it can't, I'm joining the convent.", "(Phoebe puts the crystal down. Paige orbs in.)", "Paige: Hey.", "Drake: Hi.", "Paige: Well, it looks as if the Elders had an original thought for once, because there's no precedence for what they've done to Leo.", "Phoebe: Yeah. We can't find anything here either.", "Paige: Okay, well, maybe I should try scrying for him. Maybe my Whitelighter side can tap into something in him? (Phoebe hands Paige the crystal.) It would be great to be able to tell Piper something good for once.", "(Paige starts to scry.)", "[Cut to downstairs. Piper's pacing on the phone.]", "Piper: Darryl, you have to do something, anything.", "Darryl: Look Piper, I'm doing the best that I can, but the only fingerprints that I have on Leo are from World War II, and I can't use them because they don't match his photograph. He's...too young.", "Piper: Okay, Darryl, but you have to find him.", "Darryl: I will. I promise. It just might take a little time.", "Piper: Well, how long? Long enough that he has a whole new life, a new wife and new kids? That is not okay. That is not acceptable!", "Darryl: Piper, just take a breath.", "Piper: Okay look, I don't need to take a breath. I need to find my husband! (She hangs up. She breathes heavily and starts going upstairs.) Oh god. Someone please help me. (She collapses on the floor. She stands up and starts walking up the stairs. She looks down to see her body.) Oh no. Am I dead again?", "(Cole is standing nearby.)", "Cole: No. Well, not yet anyway.", "(He smiles. Piper goes over to Cole.)", "Piper: I don't know which is worse - the fact that I'm dying or that, apparently, I'm gonna be spending my last dying moments with you.", "Cole: I'd say that's what you should be worried about. You're not looking so hot. (He smiles.) What?", "Piper: What? Don't what me, Cole. What are you doing here?", "Cole: You called for me.", "(Piper chuckles.)", "Piper: I didn't call for you.", "Cole: You asked for help. Here I am.", "Piper: Like hell. You're the answer to my prayers? I don't think so. That's just plain...", "(Phoebe and Paige rush downstairs. Drake follows.)", "Phoebe: Piper?", "Paige: Oh my god!", "(They shake her.)", "Phoebe: Piper! Piper, wake up!", "Paige: Piper!", "(Piper waves her arms.)", "Piper: Yoo-hoo guys. Hi. Over here.", "Cole: They can't hear you.", "Paige: Oh my god.", "Cole: Or see you.", "Paige: The thorn demon. I know I should have had Leo heal her.", "Phoebe: Or maybe it's the shock of losing Leo?", "Drake: Or maybe both.", "(Piper waves her arms.)", "Piper: Guys, yoo-hoo! Look, really, over here. Watch.", "(She tries to knock over the lamp, but her hand goes through.)", "Cole: Nice try.", "Piper: Shut up.", "Drake: Ran into a few of these thorn demons myself. (He snaps his fingers and Piper's body appears in his arms.) Those pricks can be vicious. Pun intended. The poison works slowly, but it's also fatal.", "(He puts Piper's body on the couch.)", "Phoebe: Wait. Fatal? Okay, I don't see any other choice. We're gonna have to call the Elders to heal her.", "Piper: Over my dead body!", "Paige: Are you kidding? Piper will kill us!", "Phoebe: At least she'll be alive!", "Paige: But if it's slow working, that'll give us time. Maybe we can have some sort of options or something.", "Phoebe: You know what? I hate this. I feel so out of control, like there's nothing that we can do.", "Drake: There's something we can do. All right? We gotta find Leo.", "Paige: Except he can't help us anymore.", "Drake: Actually, he's the only one who can. You weren't paying attention to my little love rant. That's exactly what we're dealing with here.", "Phoebe: Are you saying she's lovesick?", "Piper: That's ridiculous!", "Drake: Yeah. And it could kill her. Happens all the time to the bereaved after they lose a loved one. Even if we heal Piper, she still needs Leo.", "Cole: Pay attention. He could be onto something.", "Piper: What do you know?", "Paige: Okay, uh, maybe you and I should go down to see Darryl and help speed this whole thing up.", "Piper: Unh, people, come on. It's a poison thorn. Could somebody please go check the book?", "Drake: I think I'm going to check the, uh, book upstairs, see what I can do for Piper down here.", "Phoebe: Call us if she gets worse.", "(Drake runs upstairs.)", "Drake: Don't worry. Love will conquer all!", "(Phoebe and Paige begin to leave.)", "Cole: What beauty. She doth teach the torches to burn bright.", "(Phoebe walks back and looks.)", "Paige: What?", "(They see nothing.)", "Phoebe: Nothing.", "(They leave.)", "Piper: Since when do you quote Shakespeare?", "Cole: It's a recent affliction, actually. But the demon is right, you know. It is all about love.", "Piper: What are you exactly? Ghost, demon, poltergeist, nightmare?", "Cole: None of the above. We're caught in a cosmic void...between life and death.", "Piper: I'm stuck with you?", "Cole: No. If you play your cards right, you can get out of this nasty limbo. I'm the one who's here for all eternity.", "Piper: Paying penance for your evil past.", "Cole: You always were the smart one.", "Piper: Cut the crap.", "Cole: And direct. I miss that. Actually no, I don't.", "Piper: Can you please just tell me what you're doing here?", "Cole: Simple. I'm here to help keep you and Leo together.", "Piper: Right.", "(She walks away. Cole appears.)", "Cole: I'm trying to do a good deed here, make sure that you don't end up like me, and this is the thanks I get.", "Piper: I know what you're doing. This is just a ploy to break out of your ungodly plane and back into our lives. See? I'm right.", "Cole: I'll be the first to admit I'm not above having an ulterior motive.", "Piper: Exactly.", "Cole: But I'm here for one reason and one reason only: To help you find your love while you still can.", "[Scene: Diner. Nadine's. Leo is finishing up a piece of pie at the counter. Waitress (Nadine) walks up and takes his plate.]", "Nadine: Well, looks like you worked up an appetite being the big hero this morning. You know what? Since it's on the house, why don't you try something a bit more substantial?", "(Nadine pulls out the menu.)", "Leo: No, this is amazing. I think it was the best pie I've ever had.", "Nadine: Oh, you know what? I'd take that as a compliment except that you can't remember tying your own shoelaces. You know what? I bet you have someone somewhere who cooks for you just fine, when it all comes back to you. Hmm? Oh, I'm sorry. I tend to stick my foot in it.", "Leo: No, it's-it's okay. I just wish I could remember", "(He wipes his mouth with a napkin.)", "Nadine: It looks like you had a wedding ring on, huh?", "Leo: Yeah, I-I guess.", "[Flashback: Leo gets on his knees. He slips an engagement ring on Piper's finger.]", "[Present.]", "Nadine: Maybe she dumped you.", "Leo: What? No.", "Nadine: Yeah, maybe she smacked you on the head with some cast iron for cheating on her and knocked you out. Wish I'd done that when I found my husband cheating on me.", "(She chuckles.)", "Leo: She didn't dump me.", "Nadine: Are you remembering something?", "Leo: It's just...a feeling.", "(He hears a woman giggling. Leo sees a young couple in a booth. He turns to the TV to see a man and woman kissing.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Police Department. Paige is sitting behind the desk, talking on the phone. Phoebe is writing across from her.]", "Paige: (To phone) Yes. Amnesia. He doesn't remember a thing. His family's getting desperate. Yeah, we'll send a photo right over. Thank you. (She hangs up.) Well, a hundred and fifty police stations down and another ba-jillion to go. It's like searching for the proverbial needle in a haystack.", "Phoebe: I know it's daunting, but we can't give up hope.", "Paige: I'm thinking maybe that Elder didn't want us to.", "Phoebe: What are you saying?", "Paige: I think she was trying to say something to us or at least tell Piper something. Why would she tell Piper not to give up hope if all hope is already lost?", "Phoebe: So you think it's some kind of test?", "Paige: Well, if it is, it's one we'd better pass.", "(Darryl walks over with a file.)", "Phoebe: Hey. Any luck?", "Darryl: Well, besides the John Doe that you two found matching Leo's description, you know, my guys have come up with two more so far.", "Phoebe: Is there any way we could speed this up?", "Darryl: I have as many men as I can on it without drawing suspicion from Sheridan.", "(An officer walks over, handing Darryl a file.)", "Officer: This looks like something you might want to see. John Doe just saved some guy's life in Texas.", "[Scene: Nadie's. Leo steps out. He sees a big rig. It has a California sign on the front. The driver steps out. It's the Male Elder.]", "Male Elder: Can I help you?", "Leo: I don't know. Maybe. Are-are you going to San Francisco?", "Male Elder: Want a ride?", "Leo: Sure.", "Male Elder: Well, hop in.", "Leo: Thanks.", "(He and Male Elder gets in.)", "[Time lapse. The big rig drives out.]", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Drake is looking through the Book of Shadows.]", "Drake: You got to have a remedy in here somewhere. Now, come on, damn it! (He hits the book. It flies to the floor.) Sorry. Sorry. Let a little bit of the old demon slip out there. Won't happen again. (He reaches for the book, but it flies away. Drake crawls toward the book.) Come on, would you? I... (He notices the page and pulls the book onto his lap.) Tips for future Whitelighters? (Drake sits and puts the book in his lap.) \"To my sons Wyatt and Chris.\" Future Whitelighters, eh?", "(He reads the page.)", "[Cut to living room. Cole sits on a chair.]", "Cole: Stubbornness is definitely a family trait. (He picks up a photo of Phoebe.) You've tried going upstairs twice, out the front door four times, and through the wall five... (Piper gets thrown out of the wall and across the room.) Make that six times. But hey, you haven't tried the chimney yet.", "(Piper gets up.)", "Piper: I thought ghosts could go any damn place they pleased.", "Cole: You're still attached to your body. You're not a ghost. But you will be if you don't start trusting me. There is only one way out of here.", "Piper: The last Halliwell that trusted you ended up burying your demonic spawn.", "Cole: Not one of my finer moments, but Phoebe'll make a great mom. Can you blame me for wanting to be the dad?", "Piper: You're wasting your time.", "Cole: Now is that any way to treat family?", "Piper: And you're really starting to get on my nerves.", "Cole: Why? (He stands up.) Because I know you so well? Remember, I go all the way back to Prue. I was actually at your wedding. The fact is, Leo and I are a lot alike. We both tried to change the world to save our marriages.", "Piper: You are nothing alike and just because we have history doesn't mean you know anything about me or love.", "Cole: Like it or not, Phoebe and I were very much in love.", "Piper: Yeah, that is until she suddenly fell out of love with you rather quickly, remember?", "Cole: I'll never forget. That's why we're doomed. But you and Leo aren't. What you have is powerful, enduring.", "Piper: Yeah, a lot of good it's done us. He's wandering around aimlessly with no idea who he is, and I'm in a coma.", "Cole: Look, you have someone out there who needs you as much as you need him. Now, if you don't have faith in that love, it's not the only thing that'll die.", "[Scene: Nadie's diner. Phoebe and Paige are there.]", "Phoebe: Okay, if Leo's not here, we've got nothing.", "Paige: Maybe we should have come here first instead of traipsing all over the map.", "Phoebe: Well, he can't be far. The sheriff said that he just saw him here not too long ago. (Nadine comes our.) Hi. Uh, maybe you could help us. Look, uh, we're looking for somebody, this guy right here. (Phoebe shows the photo of Leo and Piper at their wedding.) Have you seen him?", "Nadine: Ah, yeah. Didn't think a fellow like that would stay lost for long. Yeah, he left about an hour ago, hitched a ride on a big rig.", "Paige: A big rig?", "Phoebe: Any idea where they were headed?", "Nadine: West, I think. Had some kind of California sign on the side.", "Paige: Okay, I'm gonna call Darryl, have him get in touch with the highway patrol.", "Phoebe: Okay, uh, look, we really need to find him and we're running out of time. We need a car.", "[Scene: Road. Phoebe drives a blue truck. Paige is with her.]", "Phoebe: What was that intersection?", "Paige: I don't know. Just keep going west.", "[Cut to the big rig.]", "Male Elder: It's a bumpy ride. I'm sorry about that. Newer rigs have better shocks. But, uh, hey, maybe it'll jog your memory.", "Leo: It does feel like it's starting to come back some. I know somebody needs me.", "Male Elder: I'm not surprised. I heard how you saved that man's life back there.", "Leo: Anybody else would have done the same thing.", "(Male Elder chuckles.)", "Male Elder: There. You are wrong there. Not everybody's got the calling. Say, maybe this means there are a whole bunch of somebody's out there that need you. Maybe it's your love of helping others that you're really looking for. You obviously have the healing touch.", "Leo: I don't know about that. Although it did seem familiar, like I had a purpose.", "Male Elder: Perhaps you were working for the greater good - you know, helping people when you lost your memory. Maybe deep down, you sensed that the people that you were helping still need you.", "Leo: I guess I have to hang in there till my memory comes back, huh?", "Male Elder: Yep. Listen to that inner voice.", "Leo: You know, you sound more like a man of the cloth than a truck driver.", "Male Elder: In a way, maybe I am. You learn a lot about life on the road. I mean, sure, it's lonely sometimes. But I take heart in knowing that whatever sacrifices I make personally, I'm still bringing people what they need, and to me, that's what it's all about. Say, I'm gonna be heading north here soon. You're welcome to join us if you want.", "Leo: Us?", "Male Elder: O-Others who, uh, who think like I do. You know, who want to help. Of course, if you think that you're meant to be somewhere else, I mean, that's okay, too. Because, I mean, look, it's up to you.", "[Scene: Manor. Living room. Cole and Piper are there.]", "Cole: I'm not quite sure what's so hard to grasp. Love transcends every plane of existence. All you need to do is believe in it with every fiber of your being and just send it out to Leo.", "Piper: What does that mean? I don't understand.", "Cole: I could never get through to you. I could always sense when there was something wrong with Phoebe.", "Piper: Well, clearly Leo is not sensing that something is horribly wrong with me.", "Cole: That's because he doesn't know who you are, which means it's gonna take a bigger jolt from you to jog his memory.", "Piper: You know, it's odd how invested you are in all of this, considering I'm the one who helped vanquish you.", "Cole: Well, you know, bygones and all, but you're changing the subject.", "Piper: Yes, I am. (She stands up.) And this is not gonna go any further until you tell me what you're getting out of this.", "Cole: Me? (Piper nods.) I don't know what you're talking about.", "Piper: Come on, Cole. I know you just as well as you think you know me. So if you want me to trust you, then you need to come clean first.", "Cole: I don't want Phoebe to give up on love.", "Piper: What?", "Cole: She hasn't been able to find love since me or at least hold onto it. And I know that's my fault.", "Piper: Well, maybe you should have thought of that before you decided to become the source of all things evil.", "Cole: Look, I already feel guilty enough, all right?", "Piper: Then why aren't you talking to Phoebe about this instead of me?", "Cole: Because you're my only hope. I'm cursed to live in eternity without love for what I've done, and I accept that. But I don't want Phoebe to be cursed, too. She needs love. She-she deserves it. But she's not going to keep looking for it unless you give her a reason to. Now, you and Leo are that reason.", "Piper: Okay. All right. So how do I do this love beacon thing?", "Cole: All you need to do is let go so that you can move onto the next cosmic plane.", "Piper: Oh, I see. You mean the one where I'm dead.", "Cole: I know it sounds crazy, but it's the only way to get through to Leo.", "Piper: No. I can't. I have a family. I have boys that need me. Besides, that doesn't even make any sense.", "Cole: Yes, it does. Think about how a person halfway across the world knows the instant their loved one is hit by a car. It's because they're struck with a sudden burst of love, a-a psychic shock, the kind of shock that can only come from the total loss of a loved one. You need to let go. You need to die.", "Piper: And what happens when that doesn't work? What happens when he doesn't feel this psychic jolt? Then I'm just plain dead. I can't take that chance. Besides, my sisters will figure out a way to save me. They always do.", "Cole: But then you risk losing Leo and your boys for good. Can you take that chance?", "[Scene: Big Rig. It stops where highway 40 meets highway 87.]", "Male Elder: Well, this is where I head north. What's it gonna be?", "Leo: You know, I've been thinking a lot about that work you're doing.", "Male Elder: I can assure you, there is nothing more rewarding.", "(Leo nods.)", "Leo: It would be nice to have a sense of purpose.", "(Male Elder sees a car stop behind him.)", "Male Elder: You need to make a choice. Every man does.", "Leo: I know.", "[Cut to Paige and Phoebe. They unbuckle their seatbelts.]", "Phoebe: This has to be it. I hope we're not too late.", "(They get out of the car.)", "[Cut to Male Elder and Leo.]", "Male Elder: Your destiny lies ahead of you. (He sees Phoebe coming towards them.) Which way is it gonna be?", "Leo: Let's go.", "(Male Elder slaps Leo's leg.)", "Male Elder: You've made the right decision.", "(Phoebe and Paige open the door.)", "Paige: Oh, Leo. Thank god.", "Leo: Sorry. Do I know you?", "Phoebe: (To Male Elder) What are you doing here, and what did you do to Leo?", "Male Elder: We let destiny run its course, and so should you.", "(He grabs Leo and orbs out.)", "[Scene: Manor. Parlor. Paige, Phoebe, and Drake orb in.]", "Paige: Piper?", "Drake: I got to you as soon as I could.", "Phoebe: The damn Elders. None of this would be happening if they didn't take Leo.", "Paige: Okay, you know what? You're right. We have to get the Elders down here. They're the only ones who can help now.", "Drake: That won't do any good. Even if they heal her body, only Leo can heal her soul.", "Paige: Well, unfortunately, Leo chose the Elders over Piper. It's not like we can get him here and force him to remember his wife.", "Cole: But you can. And you'd better do it fast. Trust me. It's your only hope. And hers. Your destiny is with Leo. You need to learn to trust that.", "(Piper turns into white orbs and moves back into her body.)", "Phoebe: This can't be a dead end.", "Paige: You know what? Let me double-check the book.", "Drake: I was very thorough. There's nothing there.", "(Piper gasps.)", "Phoebe: What? What was that?", "Piper: Leo.", "Phoebe: Wait. I know what to do. Orb me to the bridge.", "Paige: No, she just woke up. We can't just leave her.", "Drake: I'll stay with her. You go work on her spirit.", "Phoebe: Bridge, now!", "(Phoebe and Paige orb out. Drake runs upstairs.)", "Cole: You can do it, Piper.", "[Scene: Golden Gate Bridge. Paige and Phoebe orb in.]", "Phoebe: Look, we know you have Leo! Bring him down here now. (Male Elder and Leo orb in.) Leo, Piper's dying. You have to come with us.", "Leo: I'm sorry. Who?", "Male Elder: He doesn't know who she is or who you are.", "Paige: You did this to him.", "Male Elder: Leo has chosen his own path.", "Phoebe: By you leading him there? How is this a fair test?", "Male Elder: Some things are so important that they cannot be left to chance.", "Paige: You need to come home now because Piper needs you.", "Leo: Well, I'm there for all those in need.", "Paige: Look, this is not a test.", "Male Elder: He's made his own decision. It's done.", "Phoebe: No, it's not done. Leo and Piper are still in love. You can erase his memory, but you can't erase that. It'll seep into his consciousness until he remembers.", "Male Elder: I know this is a great loss for you and that you're going to need time to mourn.", "Phoebe: No. We won't. Because he's not gonna leave. You can't take him away from Piper. (Leo looks away.) Look, their love is true. It's true love, and it's bigger than you and-and the Elders and all of this.", "[Cut to Manor. Piper gasps.]", "Piper: Leo.", "[Cut to Golden Gate Bridge. Leo hears Piper.]", "[Cut to Piper. She gasps for breath.]", "[Cut to Leo.]", "[Cut to Piper. She falls unconsciousness and her hand falls.]", "[Cut to Leo.]", "Leo: (Whispers) Piper.", "Phoebe: Leo? (Leo steps to the edge of the bridge.) Leo, what are you doing?", "Paige: Leo?", "(Leo spreads his arms out and falls off the edge. His Elder robes vanish. Paige and Phoebe orb to him.)", "Phoebe: Oh my god. Leo.", "(Phoebe kneels next to Leo. Male Elder orbs in.)", "Leo: Phoebe.", "(Side of Leo's face is bruised.)", "Paige: What the hell just happened?", "Male Elder: He has fallen from grace.", "Phoebe: Leo, are you okay?", "Leo: Take me to Piper. She needs me.", "Male Elder: Destiny has spoken. He's made his choice. He's mortal now. You should hurry.", "[Cut to Manor. Drake is kneeled in front of Piper. Paige, Phoebe, and Leo orb in behind them.]", "Drake: You're too late. (He stands up to show Wyatt healing Piper.) Wyatt already healed her.", "Paige: Wyatt?", "Phoebe: Thank god.", "(Piper sits up and smiles.)", "Piper: Good job, baby.", "(Phoebe sits. Leo kneels in front of Piper.)", "Paige: Ah, okay. How did you know he could do that?", "Drake: I didn't. He did. He even put it in the book. (Piper smiles.) Looks like you got a second-generation Whitelighter on your hands.", "Phoebe: Did you heal your mommy? You're such a big boy. I'm so proud of you.", "(Phoebe kisses Wyatt's hands.)", "Piper: I thought you were never gonna find your way home.", "Leo: It was your faith that brought me back. I could hear you calling me, like you were right there next to me.", "Piper: I had a good coach, an old friend. I'll explain later. (She looks at Leo's bruises.) That looks like it hurts.", "Leo: Yeah. It doesn't matter. All that matters is that we're together again. I'm never leaving you again.", "(Piper picks up Wyatt.)", "Piper: Come here buddy. Come here. (She sets him on her lap.) Look who it is. Can you give daddy a hug? Hug, hug, hug.", "(They share a hug.)", "[Scene: Magic School. Drake is reading a book.]", "Drake: 'Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore, so do our minutes hasten to their end'.", "Phoebe: I'm gonna miss Shakespeare.", "Drake: Mm, that's why I left you this. (He gives her the book.) The complete works to peruse at your leisure.", "Phoebe: Thank you. I can't believe it's been three weeks already. I mean, so much has happened.", "Drake: I know. It's been such a whirlwind. The burlesque, huh? Big fan. Sherwood Forest. I mean, come on. Hold the tights. Thank you very much, and a real life Romeo and Juliet.", "Phoebe: That's just a typical week for us.", "Drake: What do you expect? Come on. You're Charmed.", "Phoebe: Mm, you really helped me move on. Thank you.", "Drake: Are you kidding? Thank you. I couldn't think of a better day to die.", "Phoebe: Mm.", "Drake: Sorry. I also helped you find love, didn't I?", "Phoebe: Mm.", "Drake: Come on. I did, didn't I? (She shrugs.) Come on. I did. I did.", "(She smiles.)", "Phoebe: Yeah. You did.", "Drake: Whoo, close one. If that doesn't get me in heaven, I don't know what will.", "Phoebe: I'll never forget what you did for me. I guess I fell for the right guy this time.", "Drake: 'Parting is such sweet sorrow'. He was right. I never knew what that meant till right now.", "Phoebe: I just, I have to ask you one question, okay? How is it that you came into my life at the exact right time?", "Drake: Oh, a little bird told me. Come on. What's magic without a little mystery? Right. Travel checklist. Uh, leave reference books for next instructor, bring a little wisdom to some young minds, save epic love...bask in your loving gaze. Yeah, that about covers it. (He sighs.) Alas, pumpkin time. No need you watching my messy demise. (Drake gets up. Phoebe pulls him back down. They kiss.) (Whispers) Think of me when you dance.", "(He gets up and leaves. The door closes behind him.)", "Phoebe: I'll miss you.", "[Cut to Drake. He walks in, rubbing his neck.]", "Cole: You did good.", "(Cole appears.)", "Drake: Thanks. So did you. I couldn't have tasted life unless you set me up with that sorcerer. I just wish I could save you, too.", "Cole: I've come to terms with my fate, especially now that I know it won't be Phoebe's, too.", "Drake: So that was a pretty bold move sending in those thorn demons.", "Cole: Well, I had to risk everything for this one.", "Drake: Understandably. (The clock chimes midnight.) Oh well. Here I go. (Drake collapses on the floor. His spirit rises. His body turns into dust. Drake's spirit stands up.) Okay, that was interesting. Ashes to ashes, huh?", "Cole: If it's any consolation, you did all that I asked for. You saved Phoebe.", "Drake: I did more than that, buddy. I fell in love with her.", "Cole: Understandably.", "Drake: Farewell, my friend.", "(Drake disappears in orbs. Cole vanishes.)", "[Scene: Manor. Piper's bedroom. Morning. Leo sits by the window. Piper gets up.]", "Piper: Leo, are you okay?", "Leo: I just can't believe it. I don't have powers anymore. I don't hear jingling. I can't orb.", "(Piper sits up and sighs.)", "Piper: Is that bad?", "Leo: Are you kidding? (He smiles.) It's great. It's everything I've wanted ever since the day I met you.", "(He and Piper stand up.)", "Piper: Me, too.", "(They kiss. Chris cries.)", "Leo: Hey, you wanted a normal life.", "(Piper smiles.)", "Piper: Yeah. Uh, you take Wyatt. I'll get Chris.", "(Piper starts leaving, but Leo pulls her back.)", "Leo: Um, I was thinking maybe pancakes and eggs. (Piper giggles.) How about you?", "Piper: Sounds normal.", "(They kiss and leave.)" ]	Charmed	07x16	Seven Year Witch	bunniefuu
Charmed_07x17.json	[ "When Zankou attempts to ambush Piper, Phoebe, and Paige in order to obtain the power of the Nexus and use it to his own advantage, little Wyatt takes matters into his own hands by shrinking Leo and Piper and hiding them in a doll house for protection while Phoebe and Paige have to deal with the demon and his henchmen. After stopping Zankou for the moment, the sisters talk Leo into becoming the new Headmaster of Magic School, hoping that he'll get used to no longer having his powers." ]	[ "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Piper and Leo walk in. Leo has his hand covering Piper's eyes.]", "Leo: Ready? Surprise!", "(He takes away his hand and Piper looks around the room. It is all neat and tidy.)", "Piper: Wow.", "Leo: Isn't it great?", "Piper: It's... it's something.", "Leo: You hate it.", "Piper: No, no. I don't hate anything. It's just... The dining room and then the living room and, you know, when you rearranged the kitchen... I did kinda hate that.", "Leo: Piper, you're always complaining about what a mess it is.", "Piper: Yeah, I know, but it's an attic, and it's supposed to be messy. Sweetie, it's not that I don't appreciate you helping around the house, because I do. It's just... it's just a little much.", "Leo: Well, you know, I just shuffled some things around.", "Piper: Shuffled? You call this shuffling? Honey, you built things. You hung things. You bagged things. (She picks up a small bag off the shelf.) I mean, what is this?", "Leo: Those are corks. You know, for the potion bottles. You leave 'em out and they get brittle.", "Piper: And that doesn't seem like overkill to you?", "(She goes to put the bag down and Leo clears his throat. She puts the bag back on the shelf.)", "Leo: I'm just trying to help.", "Piper: I know, honey, and that's very sweet. But, you know, I kinda liked the attic messy. At least I knew where everything was. (She sees a dollhouse that looks exactly like the manor.) Where did you find that?", "Leo: Under some blankets. Why?", "Piper: I just... I haven't seen it in years. Is it wet?", "Leo: Well, it needed some touch-ups.", "Piper: Have you gone crazy again?", "Leo: Look, this isn't easy for me.", "Piper: I know, sweetie. I know. You've been a Whitelighter, an Elder, an Avatar...", "Leo: Don't remind me.", "Piper: The point is, if it's magical, you've done it. So it's not gonna be easy to adjust to life without powers overnight. And tackling all these projects is... a little obsessive.", "Leo: Well, what am I supposed to do? I can't orb. I can't go to the Elders for information. I just want to fit in.", "Piper: I know. But brittle corks?", "Leo: Okay, I guess maybe that was a little much.", "Piper: Look, there is no how-to book on this, okay? But we're gonna get through it. Together. Besides, this is what we wanted. Normal.", "Leo: I guess I didn't expect normal to be so hard.", "Piper: Well, you can't force it. And you don't need to. We've got plenty of time.", "(They hug. A demon appears in the attic.)", "Leo: Demon!", "(The demon throws a boomerang-like object at them. Leo pushes Piper out of the way. The boomerang cuts Leo's arm.)", "Piper: Oh, no, you don't.", "(Piper tries to blow him up but he disappears before she can.)", "Leo: Still think we've got plenty of time?", "[Cut to the underworld. Cave. Zankou is standing in the dark. The demon appears.]", "Zankou: Did you wound him?", "Craven: Just as you've instructed.", "Zankou: Good.", "Opening Credits", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Leo is flipping through the Book of Shadows. He is holding the boomerang. Piper walks in.]", "Piper: What are you doing?", "Leo: Trying to ID the demon.", "Piper: That's not what I mean. Why aren't you sitting down? You got hit.", "Leo: Yeah, but it's just a scratch. I think this crescent might be tribal.", "Piper: You're not listening to me. You're not vanquishing anybody.", "Leo: Why not?", "Piper: Well, for one thing, you can't self-heal anymore. Hunting demons is too dangerous.", "Leo: Okay, well, you can't self-heal either and it doesn't stop you.", "Piper: Yeah, but I can blow things up.", "Leo: Yeah, I noticed.", "Piper: Leo...", "Leo: Look, I don't know why you're making a big deal out of it.", "Piper: A demon tried to kill you.", "Leo: Okay, but demons try to kill us almost every week. What do you want me to do, hide in Magic School?", "Piper: It's a thought.", "Leo: I was kidding.", "Piper: Well, I'm not. Look, it's great that you gave up your powers to be with us and everything, but things are gonna have to change. You've only got one life to live and I'd like you to start taking care of it.", "Leo: Okay. Well, I didn't become a mortal to go run and hide. I'm staying put.", "Piper: Leo, please...", "Leo: I've made up my mind. (Piper presses a cloth against his wound.) Ow.", "Piper: Well, I have to clean it, don't I?", "(Wyatt is standing at the doorway.)", "Leo: Hey, little guy. (Leo goes over to him.) Hey, hey. Look, see? It's just a scratch, okay? It's nothing.", "(Leo hugs him.)", "[Scene: Magic School. Paige's Office. Paige is spinning around on her desk chair.]", "Paige: Oh, come on, come on. Advanced magical orbing. Tuesdays or Thursdays?", "(Piper walks in holding the boomerang.)", "Piper: Busy?", "Paige: Exactly what I need. Would you please throw that at the calendar?", "Piper: What? No! Look, a demon...", "Paige: You don't understand. I've been doing schedules all week and I'm going insane. That's exactly what I need to make decisions. Would you please throw it? Throw it?", "Piper: Fine.", "(Piper throws the boomerang and it lands on a calendar behind Paige. Paige looks at the calendar.)", "Paige: Fridays! Brilliant.", "Piper: I'm glad to see the future of magic is in such capable hands.", "Paige: Just trying to keep things lively. What's up?", "Piper: A demon attacked Leo.", "Paige: What? Is he okay?", "Piper: He's fine. But I need you to scry with that thing and then vanquish the demon. I'd do it myself, but I have to get home and protect Leo.", "Paige: Why didn't you just bring him here?", "Piper: He's being stubborn. So I had to set some crystals to keep him safe.", "Paige: He let you do this?", "Piper: He doesn't know.", "Paige: I think there's something you're not telling me, missy.", "Piper: Leo and I are just having a little trouble adjusting to him being human again.", "Paige: That would be a big adjustment. We are also gonna have to adjust to the fact that he can't heal us anymore.", "Piper: Or himself. And I don't wanna keep forcing Wyatt to tap into his powers before he's ready.", "Paige: Why not? He healed you before.", "Piper: Yeah, with some help. But we can't keep traumatising him like that. We've got to find another way. So, you can handle all this?", "Paige: Absolutely.", "Piper: You might wanna call Phoebe. That thing is probably from some sort of tribe.", "Paige: Got it. All over it.", "Piper: Thanks for the help.", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. Zankou and a tribe of demons are there.]", "Craven: I have assembled my fiercest warriors.", "Zankou: They better be as capable as you claim. The Charmed Ones will be here soon.", "Craven: The Charmed Ones... are coming here?", "Zankou: As soon as they scry with your crescent. Why do you think I told you to leave it behind?", "(Craven chuckles.)", "Craven: So you're luring them into a trap... to destroy them.", "Zankou: You think you can destroy them with one small tribe? No wonder demons always perish at the hands of those witches.", "Craven: Well, then what exactly is your plan?", "Zankou: Your troops and I are gonna keep them busy while you return to the manor to locate the spiritual Nexus and with it... the Shadow.", "Craven: No demon has been able to harness the power of the Shadow before.", "Zankou: Don't get ahead of yourself, Craven. You're only gonna find the Nexus. You won't have time for anything else.", "Craven: And you're sure no one will be home?", "Zankou: That's why you wounded their former Whitelighter. If I know these witches, and I do, they're gonna strike back with the full power of three. But they won't do that unless Leo is somewhere safe. So, yes, the manor will be empty.", "Craven: Well, you see, I only ask because it seems that those that help you don't always... survive.", "Zankou: But you attacked at their home and lived. Few can boast that. Take your positions. We're about to have company.", "[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Phoebe's Office. Phoebe is sitting at her desk working.]", "Phoebe: Split infinitive, I don't think so. (Paige orbs in.) You know, you should really call before you do that.", "Paige: A demon attacked Leo and Piper wants us to take him out.", "Phoebe: Think you have enough potion?", "Paige: Better safe than sorry. Come on, we should go.", "Phoebe: Why do you seem excited about this?", "Paige: Well, because we need to protect our brother-in-law, and because we should make a statement. Because I'm really cooped up in Magic School.", "Phoebe: All right, let me just go tell Elise. (Phoebe walks out of her office.) Hey, boss, column's done. I'll see you tomorrow.", "Elise: Oh, no, you don't. This time I've got a family emergency, which means I need you to get the evening edition out.", "Phoebe: Wait, wait, wait, wait. What about Dillard? Isn't he your number two guy?", "Elise: Richard's out sick.", "Phoebe: Okay, but I'm just an advice columnist. Surely you're skipping some rungs on the ladder here.", "Elise: Don't sell yourself short, Phoebe. I have faith in you. Besides, you owe me. Think of the times I've covered for your family emergencies.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but that's different.", "Elise: How so?", "Phoebe: Because they were my emergencies.", "Elise: So your life is more important than mine?", "Phoebe: No, that's not what I meant.", "Elise: Good. I'm sure you'll do a fantastic job.", "(Elise leaves. A man walks up to Phoebe.)", "Tom: Phoebe. Just who I was looking for.", "Phoebe: Who are you?", "Tom: Tom Taylor, copy editor. I gotta cut Bauer's column to 1500 words and he's threatened to kill me.", "Phoebe: Gimme a sec.", "(Another man walks up to her.)", "Man: Excuse me, Phoebe. Elise said I should talk to you.", "Phoebe: Really?", "Man: Yeah, it seems we've oversold ad space.", "Phoebe: Well, okay. Elise...", "Woman: Excuse me.", "Phoebe: Hi.", "(Everyone gathers around Phoebe. Paige gives her a look.)", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Leo and Wyatt are playing with the dollhouse. Chris is in his playpen nearby.]", "Leo: That's the attic. Good. That's where we are right now. What's this right here? That's mummy and daddy's room, right. Yeah.", "(Piper walks in.)", "Piper: Hey.", "Leo: Hey.", "Piper: Everything all right?", "Leo: Yeah. Yeah, why wouldn't it be?", "Piper: Well, you know, seeing as how a demon tried to K I L L you.", "Leo: Right. Well, I'm fine.", "Piper: Why are you so defensive?", "Leo: I don't know. I guess maybe I feel like I have something to prove.", "Piper: Leo, I was just trying to protect you.", "Leo: I know, but you don't need to.", "Piper: Yeah, obviously I do.", "(Piper walks away.)", "Leo: Piper, wait. Okay, me and mummy have to have a grown-up conversation, okay? I'll be right back.", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. Paige and Phoebe orb in.]", "Phoebe: Okay, we have ten minutes. What? I told 'em I'd be right back.", "Paige: Well, it's gonna take what it's gonna take.", "Phoebe: Yeah, I know, but I have a deadline. Do you know how much work goes into one edition? I can't believe Elise just dropped...", "Paige: Focus!", "Phoebe: Okay. So now what do we do?", "Paige: I don't know.", "(Zankou flames in.)", "Zankou: Greetings.", "Phoebe: Zankou. What are you doing here? Paige, what is he doing here?", "Paige: How am I supposed to know?", "Zankou: Where's your other sister, Piper?", "Paige: Why do you want to know?", "Zankou: I have my reasons.", "Phoebe: Okay, look, you know, we'd love to stay and chat, but we have business that we need to attend to.", "Zankou: I know.", "(He clicks his fingers and the tribe of demons appear behind him.)", "Paige: It's gonna take longer than ten minutes.", "(Paige throws the potion.)", "[Scene: Manor. Bottom of the stairs. Piper is adding water to a vase of flowers. Leo comes down the stairs.]", "Leo: Why are you so mad at me?", "Piper: Because you're gonna get yourself killed, that's why.", "Leo: Okay, well, I can... I can handle myself.", "Piper: Really? The way you handled yourself this morning?", "Leo: You know, I could have handled that.", "Piper: How?", "Leo: I would have thought of something.", "Piper: I'm so glad you would've thought of something. Now I don't have to worry.", "Leo: Okay, it was good that you were there. But that doesn't give you the right to hide crystals behind my back.", "Piper: I was just trying to protect you.", "Leo: I'm supposed to protect you.", "Piper: Is that what all this is about?", "Leo: It's part of it. It's my instinct to protect you, Piper. The reason I don't hide from demons is because I've never had to.", "Piper: I realise that.", "Leo: Okay. Well, Wyatt doesn't. And now he's seen me get hurt, and I don't want that to hurt him.", "Piper: Okay, look, we are going to get through this.", "Leo: I know we are. But you, yourself, said it was gonna take time. Which means, I'm gonna make mistakes. Okay, and when I do, I need you to be supportive. You know, not drown the plants.", "Piper: Well, I guess we all have our own ways of dealing with things.", "Leo: Guess so.", "(Three demons from the tribe appear. They're surprised to see Piper and Leo.)", "Demon: What are you doing here?", "(Piper blows up two of them. Craven runs away.)", "Leo: Dining room.", "Piper: I see where he went. Stay here.", "(Piper walks through the house. So does Leo.)", "Leo: Wyatt. (Leo sees Wyatt on the stairs.) Wyatt, get upstairs.", "(Craven throws the boomerang at Leo and it hits him in the shoulder.)", "Piper: Leo! (Piper finds Craven and tries to blow him up. He disappears. Piper goes over to Leo.) Leo? Are you okay?", "Leo: Yeah. No. Don't let Wyatt see me.", "Piper: Honey, why don't you go upstairs?", "Leo: Mummy and daddy are fine.", "Piper: Sweetie, what's the matter? What is he doing?", "(Suddenly Piper and Leo disappear. Wyatt orbs out.)", "[Cut to the attic. Wyatt orbs in. A miniature Piper and Leo appear in the dollhouse.]", "Leo: What just happened?", "Piper: Uh-oh.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. Phoebe and Paige hide behind a wall.]", "Phoebe: Why is he doing this? I have a paper to put out.", "Paige: I'm sure that factored into his decision making process.", "Phoebe: I don't understand. How'd we go from a demon attacking Leo to Zankou attacking us?", "Paige: Maybe because Leo's mortal, his making his move.", "Zankou: Don't be shy, ladies. You knew this day would come.", "Paige: (to Phoebe) Take one of these.", "(She hands Phoebe a potion.)", "Phoebe: We have to get back to Piper, and I have to get back to work.", "Paige: I wanna let him know we're in the game.", "(Craven appears beside Zankou.)", "Craven: One sister is still at the manor.", "Zankou: I know. I have the other two pinned down.", "(Phoebe's phone starts ringing.)", "Paige: Will you turn that thing off?", "Phoebe: Sorry, but you gotta admire the range. We're in the underworld. That's good.", "Zankou: You're making this too easy.", "(Zankou follows the noise of the phone. He turns the corner where they were hiding and finds the phone on the ground. He crushes it with his foot.)", "Phoebe: Looking for us?", "(The demons turn around and Phoebe and Paige throw the potions at Zankou. He deflects them and they hit the demons, vanquishing them.)", "Zankou: You missed.", "Paige: Okay, that's our cue.", "(Paige orbs out with Phoebe.)", "Craven: So much for your plan.", "Zankou: Gather the remaining tribe. This may still work.", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Wyatt is sitting beside the dollhouse, playing. Piper and Leo are looking out the window of the dollhouse.]", "Piper: Wyatt. You need to make mummy and daddy big again.", "Leo: Maybe he can't hear us.", "(Piper touches the window and it zaps her.)", "Piper: Ow!", "Leo: What happened?", "Piper: I don't know. I think Wyatt put some kind of force field on the dollhouse. Wyatt! Let us out of here.", "Leo: We know you were trying to help, but daddy needs to get to the hospital.", "Piper: You're gonna scare him. That's probably why he put us in here in the first place, to protect us.", "Leo: Great. We're supposed to be protecting him.", "(Piper sighs.)", "Piper: Okay. Let me handle Wyatt. This requires a mother's touch. Wyatt Matthew Halliwell! You will stop this nonsense right now!", "Leo: Wow. First time you used his full name.", "Piper: It sounds better when I'm scolding him.", "Leo: I don't think he understands what's going on. All he knows is a demon tried to kill dad. Again.", "Piper: I don't understand why anyone would attack you. It's not like you're a threat to anyone anymore.", "Leo: I don't understand how a demon thinks the house would be empty.", "(Leo lays down on the couch.)", "Piper: We're not gonna figure out anything from inside here.", "Leo: At least the furniture is comfortable. You know, for toy furniture. Where'd you get this dollhouse anyway?", "Piper: Grams made it.", "Leo: She made it?", "Piper: I didn't know she was a witch back then. So, obviously, she used some sort of magic. It's pretty perfect. (She turns on the light switch but nothing happens.) Almost perfect.", "(They hear footsteps.)", "Leo: What's that?", "[Cut to the attic. Paige walks in.]", "Paige: Wyatt and Chris, what are you doing up here?", "Piper: (from dollhouse) Paige! Paige, down here!", "Paige: Where's your mummy and daddy? I saw what happened downstairs. Okay. (Piper tries to blow up the window but she is knocked backwards and lands on a coffee table. She groans.) All right, babies, we're gonna go to magic school till we can figure out what happened.", "(Paige orbs out with Wyatt and Chris.)", "[Cut to inside the dollhouse. Piper sighs.]", "Piper: I see he's just as stubborn as someone else I know.", "[Scene: Underworld. Cave. Zankou is standing there with his eyes closed. The tribe of demons walk up to him.]", "Craven: Well?", "Zankou: The house is clear.", "(Craven touches his wound.)", "Craven: That's what you said last time.", "Zankou: A slight miscalculation. But the plan was to get 'em out of the manor, and they are. Probably circling their broomsticks in magic school.", "Craven: So I'm going back for the Nexus?", "Zankou: Except this time I'm coming with you. Follow me.", "(Zankou flames out.)", "[Cut to the manor. Parlor. Zankou flames in. The tribe of demons appear.]", "Zankou: The Charmed Ones' ancestral home.", "Craven: How do we know this isn't a trap?", "Zankou: We don't. That's why I asked for reinforcement. Give the command.", "Craven: Spread out. Find the Nexus.", "[Cut to the attic. Dollhouse.]", "Piper: How are we gonna get out of here?", "Leo: We can't. It's useless.", "Piper: That's all you've got for me? We're just supposed to sit here and do nothing while you bleed to death on the couch?", "Leo: What do you want me to say? I can't self-heal anymore. Without a doctor...", "Piper: You used to be a doctor.", "Leo: Yeah, like sixty years ago.", "Piper: Well, start acting like one! Come on, Leo, you have to stop focusing on what you can't do, and think about what you can do. Come on, improvise!", "Leo: All right. Grams used to like to sew, right?", "Piper: Yeah.", "Leo: Where?", "Piper: Wyatt's bedroom used to be her sewing room. Why?", "[Time lapse. Wyatt's room. Inside the room is clothes and an old sewing machine. Piper and Leo walk in.]", "Piper: Okay... Now what?", "Leo: Needle and thread.", "Piper: Excuse me?", "Leo: Don't worry, I'll walk you through it.", "Piper: Walk me through what? Oh, no. No, no, no.", "Leo: You're the one who said improvise.", "Piper: Well, since when does anybody listen to me?", "Leo: You can do this, Piper. Let's prove to Wyatt we can handle whatever's thrown at us. (Leo takes off his shirt.) All right, pull the skin together and stitch it through.", "Piper: Sure. Easy for you to say.", "Leo: I'm ready. Do it.", "Piper: Are you sure?", "Leo: Hurry.", "(Piper starts to stitch up his wound. He groans.)", "[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Phoebe is on the phone.]", "Phoebe: Where have you been? I've been trying to reach you all day!", "Elise's Voice: Funny, I've been trying to avoid you all day.", "Phoebe: That's a good one. Listen, I need to get out of here because there's a crisis at home.", "Elise: It's always life and death with you Halliwells.", "Man's Voice: Can I freshen up those drinks?", "Phoebe: Drinks? What drinks?", "Elise: Yes, thank you.", "Phoebe: Wait a minute. What exactly did you say your emergency was?", "Elise: I didn't. I'm so sorry about that, Richard.", "(Elise hangs up. Two men walk up to Phoebe.)", "Man #1: This moron's trying to take a butcher knife to my column!", "Phoebe: Okay, what seems to be the problem? Obviously, besides the butcher knife.", "Man #2: Phoebe, it's a great story. Really, it is. It's just a bit bloated.", "Man #1: Bloated? I'll show you bloated!", "(He rolls up his sleeves.)", "Phoebe: You know what? Please don't.", "Man #1: Look, lady. I've been working the beat in this town for 22 years. And no Ivy League trust funder is gonna tell me how to write the news!", "Phoebe: You know...", "(Another man walks up to them.)", "Man #3: Fashion editor. Sorry to interrupt, but our so-called film critic has been drinking coffee out of my teacup.", "Man #4: Yeah, I don't know what Jordan's all worked up about, it's a two and a half star coffee mug... at best.", "(Paige walks in.)", "Paige: Phoebe, we gotta go.", "Phoebe: Yeah, I know, I know. I wanna get Zankou as much as you do. Where's Piper?", "Paige: That's the problem. Piper and Leo have vanished.", "Phoebe: What do you mean? The boys?", "Paige: The boys are fine. We have to find their parents.", "Phoebe: (to the men) Let me ask you a question. Ever push the deadline for the evening edition?", "Man #1: No. Then it'd be the \"sometime in the middle of the night\" edition.", "Phoebe: All right, you know what? I'm gonna go into my office for a very important conference call. No interruptions!", "(Phoebe and Paige walk into Phoebe's office and close the door behind them. They orb out.)", "[Cut to the manor. Foyer. Phoebe and Paige orb in. They see the demons.]", "Paige: Oh, goodness.", "Phoebe: Hope you got a discount on all that leather.", "(Zankou walks in.)", "Zankou: That's something I admire about you ladies. Always a clever remark at the face of danger. Though... I'm insulted. Don't you think I warrant the power of three?", "Paige: Does he know where Piper is?", "Phoebe: No. How would he know about her nail appointment?", "Zankou: You'd think she'd be at Magic School attending to her husband.", "Phoebe: Yeah, well, she didn't want to pay the cancellation fee for the nail appointment.", "Zankou: You're lying. Somehow the power of two doesn't have the ring to it.", "(Zankou waves his hands and the front doors fly open. His uses his power to push Phoebe and Paige out the door. They land hard on the porch. He waves his hands again and the doors slam shut.)", "Phoebe: Now what?", "[Cut to the attic. Dollhouse. Piper is finishing up stitching Leo's wound.]", "Leo: Tie if off and cut it.", "Piper: Scissors. (Leo hands her the scissors.) Aren't you happy you became a mortal?", "Leo: At least now we can grow old together like every other couple.", "Piper: That is, if we survive this. Wyatt's so worried, he practically locked us up and threw away the key.", "Leo: I'll just have to prove to him that I can take care of myself and my family.", "Piper: Yeah, it would help if we were reinstated to our former size. (They hear footsteps from outside. Piper looks out the window and sees Zankou and Craven.) What's he doing here?", "Zankou: Post guards throughout the manor. So as they find their sister, they'll be back. We need to fend them off as long as possible.", "Craven: If we're to find the Nexus?", "Leo: The Nexus?", "Piper: Where are Phoebe and Paige?", "Zankou: I want more than to find the Nexus. I want to release the shadow. Harness its ultimate power.", "Craven: Can you do that?", "Zankou: Well, now that evil has taken over control of the manor, I can. And I will.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Dollhouse.]", "Piper: I've can't believe we've been miniature for two hours and demons take over the house. If Zankou taps into the Nexus...", "Leo: We're not gonna let that happen.", "Piper: Oh, yeah? How? We're three inches tall.", "Leo: We're gonna get to the book and contact Phoebe and Paige.", "Piper: Ah, that book? (She points out the window.) 'Cause A, we're trapped. And B, even if we weren't, those demons could squash us with one foot.", "Leo: Stay calm.", "Piper: Now you're telling me.", "Leo: Wyatt didn't put us in here to get hurt. He put us in here to protect us. There has to be something we're overlooking. Blasting doesn't work.", "Piper: Yeah, I noticed.", "Leo: All the doors, the windows are sealed. Listen, how did you play with the dollhouse when you were little?", "Piper: What do you mean?", "Leo: I mean, it's a toy, right?", "Piper: I think you've lost too much blood.", "Leo: No, listen to me. If it's a toy, it must open. The roof opens up or doors swing open.", "Piper: I don't know, that was a lot of years ago.", "Leo: It might be our only shot. Think.", "Piper: I think it swung open.", "Leo: Where?", "(They walk into a room.)", "Piper: Here.", "(Leo picks up a chair and smashes it against the wall. He uses a long piece of wood to try and pry open the wall. It doesn't budge.)", "Leo: Damn it. Blast it.", "Piper: Blasting doesn't work.", "Leo: Well, maybe the force field only covers the windows and the doors. So, you know, do it.", "(Piper winces as she blows up the wall. It comes apart enough for them to get out.)", "Piper: Now what?", "Leo: Follow me.", "(They run outside.)", "[Cut to Piper's room. Zankou is reading a diary. Craven walks in.]", "Craven: I believe we've located...", "Zankou: Do you have any idea how upset Piper was when her sister died?", "Craven: Sorry?", "Zankou: Listen to this. \"Prue was always the strong one. Now that she's gone, I don't know if we'll have the strength to keep fighting for good. Or if it's even worth it.\"", "Craven: Yes, well, if only...", "Zankou: Humans are slaves to their own emotions. And the strongest emotion is love. That's why Piper didn't leave her husband's side to fight. That was my miscalculation. They would go through hell to stay together. (Craven clears his throat.) What is it?", "Craven: I believe we have found the Nexus.", "[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Phoebe's Office. Phoebe is there working. Paige orbs in.]", "Phoebe: You gotta give me one sec. Any luck with Piper?", "Paige: No, I've scryed the entire universe and there's no sign of her. Please come back to Magic School with me now.", "Phoebe: Give me two minutes.", "Paige: Our sister is missing.", "Phoebe: And there are fifty jobs on the line if the paper doesn't come out.", "Paige: You can cancel the subscription to our house if the demons don't get out.", "Phoebe: Just give me one minute. (Phoebe walks out of her office and over to Man #1.) Okay. Check this out.", "(She hands him a sheet of paper.)", "Man #1: Do you think I'm gonna let Ask Phoebe rewrite me?", "Phoebe: Read now, bitch later! Okay? (She walks over to another man.) So you oversold the space. Let me see the ads. Shrink 'em and print 'em both.", "Man: We can't do that. Advertisers were promised a certain size.", "Phoebe: Well, then, make the font bigger. And if they complain, send them a bottle of Cristal on my tab. Actually, on Elise's tab. (to Man #1) What do you think?", "Man #1: It works.", "Phoebe: That's what I like to hear. Who's next?", "(The fashion editor approaches her.)", "Fashion Editor: First, my teacup. Now he's on my computer.", "Phoebe: You know what? Isn't this kind of obvious?", "Fashion Editor: What?", "Phoebe: He likes you. (They look over at the man sitting at his desk and the man winks. The fashion editor walks away.) Any other questions? No. Okay. I will be in my office, in a meeting. (Phoebe walks back into her office.) Can you believe those guys?", "Paige: At least they're not pre-pubescent.", "Phoebe: Paige, Piper, demons.", "(They orb out.)", "[Scene: Manor. Basement. Zankou, Craven and two demons are there. The demons have dug a large hole in the ground.]", "Craven: Are you sure this is a good idea? The Nexus...", "Zankou: The Nexus is neutral. Controlled by whomever controls the manor.", "Craven: The shadow is the ultimate power. It could destroy us all.", "Zankou: Well, then if I'm wrong, it's been a pleasure. (Zankou chants a spell. A dark cloud rises from the ground and devours the demons.) Good must still be present in the manor.", "Craven: No, no. That's not possible. You expelled the witches yourself.", "Zankou: Only two. That means the third one must still be here. That's probably what they came here for.", "Craven: So, what do we do?", "Zankou: We find her.", "[Cut to the attic. Piper and Leo have climbed up onto the Book of Shadows.]", "Leo: Are you okay?", "Piper: My arms are a little sore, but I'm not the one with a hole in my back.", "Leo: All right. Let's tweak the scrying spell so Phoebe and Paige know where we are.", "Piper: Don't you think they've scryed already?", "Leo: Well, if they did, it wouldn't have worked. Wyatt's shield on the dollhouse would have protected us. It must be the same reason Zankou didn't know where we are.", "Piper: And now that we're out?", "Leo: We have to hurry. All right, help me flip these pages.", "Piper: Wait, I got a better idea.", "Leo: What?", "Piper: Look out. (Piper blows up the edge of the book and the pages turn. The demons standing near the door look around the room.) You think they noticed?", "Leo: I don't know.", "Piper: Hope this works.", "Leo: It has to.", "[Scene: Magic School. Phoebe and Paige are making a potion.]", "Paige: Okay, this whole calling a lost witch stuff is much harder without the book.", "Phoebe: Maybe we didn't scry hard enough. Should we try again?", "Paige: I told you it didn't work.", "Phoebe: Okay! Okay, you know what? It says a pinch of rosemary, Paige. A pinch.", "Paige: Sorry. I wasn't paying attention.", "Phoebe: I'm glad to know the future of magic is in such good hands.", "Paige: People have been telling me that a lot lately. (The scrying crystal floats into the air.) Oh my god. Are you seeing what I'm seeing?", "Phoebe: Yeah, and I don't believe it.", "(The crystal points to a place on the map.)", "Paige: That's our house. Piper must be there.", "Phoebe: Or it's a trap.", "Paige: But scrying is witch-to-witch stuff. It has to be her.", "Phoebe: Okay, but the house it crawling with demons. How are we gonna find her?", "Paige: One way to find out.", "Phoebe: Oh, god.", "(Paige orbs out with Phoebe.)", "[Cut to the manor. Bathroom. Phoebe and Paige orb in. Phoebe opens the door slightly and peeks out. A demon walks past.]", "Phoebe: We gotta get past the guard.", "Paige: We can't use anymore magic, otherwise Zankou will sense us.", "Phoebe: Can't use magic? What do you call orbing?", "Paige: Okay, fine. Then we won't use any more magic.", "Phoebe: I have an idea.", "[Cut to the kitchen. Zankou and Craven are there.]", "Zankou: She's here. She's here. I know she's not alone. Speed the search. We've got company.", "Craven: Yes, sir. But we may have already found Piper.", "[Cut to the hallway. The demon walks past the bathroom and Phoebe kicks him in the head. He falls to the floor.]", "Paige: Okay, that was a really great plan.", "Phoebe: Well, I didn't use magic, did I? Where do we begin?", "Paige: The book.", "(They go up to the attic and knock another demon unconscious.)", "Phoebe: Piper? Where are you?", "(Zankou comes out from behind the door, holding a box.)", "Zankou: Looking for these?", "(He opens the lid and inside are a miniature Piper and Leo.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Continued from before. The tribe of demons have surrounded Phoebe and Paige.]", "Zankou: The mighty Charmed Ones. The most famous witches of all time. So many demons have tried to kill you.", "Piper: (from inside box) What do you see?", "Leo: (from inside box) Demons.", "Zankou: And now that the moment is here it's almost... anticlimactic.", "Paige: Maybe for you it is.", "(An energy ball appears in his hand.)", "Zankou: Perhaps you would like to go first.", "Phoebe: Hold on. You need us... to open the Nexus.", "Zankou: Nice try. Shall I start with you instead?", "Paige: No, because you need us to get the shadow.", "(The energy ball disappears.)", "Zankou: I'm listening.", "Piper: (from inside box) What are they doing?", "Demon: They're stalling.", "Craven: Just kill them and evil will control the Nexus this time.", "Paige: This time? What do you mean? You've tried before?", "Phoebe: I bet they lost some demons too. Yeah, we've had some experience with the Nexus.", "Craven: They're lying.", "Zankou: No. I read Piper's diary. I guess I'll need to make her big again for you to do this.", "Craven: Zankou. They just want you to restore the power of three.", "Paige: But what's that compared to the power of the shadow?", "Zankou: So what is in it for you?", "Paige: We live to fight another day. And if we do die, we go down kicking and screaming.", "Piper: (inside box) I'm not leaving you.", "Leo: (from inside box) You have to.", "Piper: (from inside box) If Zankou gets the shadow, then we'll never stop him.", "Leo: (from inside box) The shadow won't know where to go. Look, I might've lost my powers but I didn't lost what I know about magic. Trust me. Do what he wants.", "(Zankou reaches into the box and pulls out Piper by her hair.)", "Piper: Hey, put me down!", "Zankou: You try anything...", "Piper: Damn it, I said put me down!", "Zankou: And you will lose the love of your life.", "[Time lapse. Basement. Life-size Piper, Phoebe and Paige walk down the stairs. Zankou follows.]", "Phoebe: Any idea how we're gonna get out of this one?", "Piper: No, but I'm hoping Leo does.", "(They stand around the hole in the ground.)", "Zankou: Proceed. (He hands Paige a spell. The sisters say the spell and the shadow rises out of the hole.) What's happening?", "Piper: Leo?", "(The shadow enters the box and Leo becomes life-size. The shadow has entered Leo.)", "Zankou: What have you done?", "(Leo pushes Zankou against the wall with a blast of black smoke. The demons throw their boomerangs at Leo but they harmlessly rebound off him. Leo throws Zankou onto the floor and vanquishes the demons with the blast of black smoke. Zankou throws an energy ball at Leo but it does not harm him. Leo blasts Zankou up the stairs.)", "[Cut to the kitchen. Craven is there. Zankou lands hard on the floor. He stands up.]", "Zankou: So close.", "Craven: I told you we should have killed them.", "(Zankou throws an energy ball at Craven and vanquishes him.)", "Zankou: Never tell me \"I told you so\".", "(Leo runs up the stairs. Zankou flames out. Piper, Phoebe and Paige walk up the stairs.)", "Piper: Leo. Leo, you don't want this.", "Leo: (deep voice) Say the spell.", "Piper: \"I am light, I am one too strong to fight...\"", "Piper, Phoebe, Paige: \"So go away and leave my sight, and take with you this endless night.\"", "(The shadow rises out of Leo. Leo collapses to the floor. The shadow goes back into the basement and back into the hole.)", "Piper: Honey, are you okay?", "(Leo groans and sits up.)", "Leo: Yeah. I'm all right.", "Paige: What happened?", "Leo: The shadows couldn't choose between Zankou's evil or the power of three. So it went to the only neutral territory... me.", "Piper: See, I told you it was a good thing you gave up your powers.", "(They smile at each other.)", "[Scene: P3. Collective Soul is performing on stage. The dance floor is crowded with people dancing. Piper, Phoebe, Paige and Leo are sitting on a couch at the back of the club.]", "Piper: So, all that power surging through your veins didn't make you miss the old days?", "Leo: No, I chose the girl. Remember?", "Phoebe: It would be a shame not to put all that magical knowledge to good use.", "(Paige sees Elise dancing.)", "Paige: Oh my god. Isn't that your boss, Elise?", "Phoebe: Oh my god, it is!", "Paige: So much for her family emergency.", "Phoebe: And she's with Richard Dillard.", "Paige: Who's that?", "Phoebe: That's the guy that should've been running the paper instead of me.", "Paige: Well, if she's here, maybe she wants you to know that she does have a life outside work.", "Phoebe: I guess. You know what? Good for her.", "Piper: You're not gonna call her on it?", "Phoebe: Well, I'm not gonna buy her a new BlackBerry, but all the times I've bailed, who can blame her?", "Piper: Wow. Enlightened.", "Phoebe: You learn a lot from walking in someone else's shoes.", "Paige: Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of, what Zankou has found out about us.", "Piper: Yeah, I don't think we've seen the last of him.", "Leo: Well, on that unhappy note, I gotta get back to the manor and clean up the mess after the demons. It's probably gonna take a while to sort it all out.", "Piper: Here we go again, huh?", "Leo: Yeah.", "(Leo leaves. Paige stands up.)", "Paige: As for me, as much as I'd like to find a little cutie to dance with, I should be getting back to Magic School to finish those schedules. Woo hoo. Au revoir, adults.", "(Paige leaves.)", "[Scene: Magic School. Piper and Leo walk into the great hall. Piper is covering Leo's eyes. She uncovers them.]", "Piper: Surprise.", "Leo: What, you want me to clean Magic School?", "(Phoebe and Paige walk in.)", "Phoebe: No. We want you to run it.", "Paige: Huh? What's going on here?", "Phoebe: We were thinking since you're dying to try something new...", "Leo: And Leo being perfect for the job. Considering your magic know-how you're practically a walking Book of Shadows.", "Paige: Well, I have wanted to get out and spread my wings.", "Piper: And with Leo, the school is still in good hands.", "Leo: Well, I... I don't know what to say. Paige?", "Paige: I'm good.", "(Paige orbs out.)", "Phoebe: Well, that was easy. Leo?", "Leo: I'd be honoured.", "Piper: Good choice.", "(Piper kisses him. Leo sees Wyatt standing nearby. He goes over to him.)", "Leo: Hi. Guess what? You don't have to worry about daddy anymore. 'Cause I'm gonna be okay. Okay?", "(He picks Wyatt up and hugs him.)" ]	Charmed	07x17	Scry Hard	bunniefuu
Charmed_07x18.json	[ "The Charmed Ones are in a race against time when the mythological Pandora's Box falls into the hands of Katya, a shape shifting demon who intends to open the box and fill the world with all of the evils, illnesses, diseases, sorrows and toils contained within. Phoebe and Piper try to find Hope, the Guardian who can return any released evils to the box. Meanwhile, Paige's Whitelighter side starts to grow stronger and she is able to hear the Elder's call. At Leo and an Elder named Sandra's suggestion, Paige is sent to save a future Whitelighter and gets trapped in an elevator with people she has to save. She does so and returns home in time to help out. Using her new Whitelighter powers, Paige disguises herself as Hope and tricks Kataya. Paige vanquishes her, saves Hope's friend Darcy and sends her home with Pandora's Box where Hope is able to return all of the sorrows to where they belong. Paige meets with Sandra who reveals that Paige herself was the future Whitelighter she was meant to save and says that Paige has proved she can handle Whitelighter duties as well as Charmed ones. Sandra tells her that being a Whitelighter can be very fulfilling for her and suggests to Paige that perhaps being a Whitelighter is the life separate from magic she was looking for." ]	[ "[Scene: Alley. A woman runs in with a small box. She looks behind her, but is kicked to the ground. The box falls. She gets up and groans. A female demon jumps down.]", "Female Demon: It's Nina, right?", "Nina: You'll never get it. I won't let you.", "Female Demon: I didn't ask for your permission. (Nina stands up. Female demon chuckles.) It's only a matter of time before I get the box.", "Nina: Over my dead body.", "Female Demon: Now that's the thing with you Guardians. You're always dying for that damn box.", "Nina: Not always.", "(Nina blasts the demon, but she hovers and lands. She takes out a dagger.)", "Female Demon: Oh, come on, you can do better than that.", "(She throws the dagger at Nina, and she catches it. Female Demon smirks. They fight and grab each other. One of them is stabbed. The box disappears.)", "[Scene: Manor. Living room. Paige sits on the couch. She squints and covers her ears. A whine is heard. She opens her eyes.]", "Paige: Phoebe?", "Phoebe's Voice: Coming! (She walks in with a cup.) Coming. I used castor root this time. It should dull all the senses.", "(The whine fades out.)", "Paige: I don't care. Just give it to me. (Phoebe sits down. Paige takes the cup and a drink. Phoebe watches.) Thank you. (Phoebe smiles.) Do you mind?", "Phoebe: Do I mind what?", "(The whine starts up again.)", "Paige: Looking so psychotically perky... (The whining stops.) While I'm so miserable?", "(The whining starts.)", "Phoebe: You know, maybe it's psychosomatic. I mean, the inner ear has to do with balance, so maybe you're feeling imbalance because the whole magic school thing.", "(The whining stops.)", "Paige: Phoebe, come here.", "(Phoebe leans forward. Paige slaps her.)", "Phoebe: Ow! (She chuckles.) What was that for?", "Paige: Does that seem psychomatic to you?", "(Wyatt orbs in, dressed in a bathrobe.)", "Phoebe: Hey, big boy. I thought it was bath time.", "Leo's Voice: Uh, it is. (Leo walks in. He kneels down next to Wyatt. Paige puts the cup down.) Uh, hey, buddy. That was, uh, pretty funny, but I don't think mommy's going to think so.", "Phoebe: What's going on?", "Leo: Uh, I think the terrible twos have begun.", "Phoebe: Oh, well, magical boys will be magical boys.", "Leo: Yeah, well, try explaining that to his magical mama. (To Wyatt) Listen, I think you better orb back upstairs before mommy turns you into a toad.", "(Wyatt orbs out. The whining starts with pounding. Paige groans.)", "Paige: Ow!", "(Leo stands.)", "Leo: What's the matter?", "Phoebe: She has a ringing in her ears.", "Paige: No. It's more like a jackhammer.", "Leo: Really? Is it kind of like a dentist's drill that kind of goes in and out?", "(The whining stops.)", "Paige: Yeah.", "Phoebe: Why, you know what it is?", "Leo: Well, it could be your Whitelighter powers coming on. (The whining starts. Leo kneels down.) You know, you could be hearing the call from the Elders. (The whining stops.) Before I learned to control my powers, it used to drive me nuts.", "Paige: No. That's unacceptable.", "(The whining starts.)", "Leo: Okay. Well, you're half-Whitelighter. (The sound stops.) You can't deny that.", "Paige: Yes, I can. I want nothing to do with the Elders, okay?", "Leo: All right, well, if it is what I think it is, you're not going to have a choice. The only way to find out is to actually talk to an Elder.", "(Paige rolls her eyes.)", "Phoebe: Well, you can't bring one over here. Piper will freak out.", "Leo: All right, well, then maybe you should meet at Magic School. Look, do you want it to stop or don't you? Come on. I'll go with you.", "(Leo holds out his hand. Paige sighs, grabs it, and orbs out with him. Nina appears, gasping for breath.)", "Phoebe: Who are you?", "Nina: Please, you have to help me find it before it's too late.", "Phoebe: Find what?", "Nina: Pandora's box!", "Opening Credits", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Wyatt plays with his toys. Piper looks through the Book with Nina.]", "Piper: Well, I guess since Excalibur is real, I don't know why it'd be a surprise that Pandora's Box isn't as well.", "(Phoebe walks in and hands Nina a cup.)", "Nina: Oh, thank you.", "Piper: How did you know to come to us?", "Nina: You're the Charmed Ones. (She dabs at the bruise with a tissue.) Everyone in the magical community knows about you.", "Piper: Yeah. That's becoming a problem. (The Book orbs to Wyatt.) Hey! Um, mister? Excuse me. (She kneels down.) Listen, what did I tell you about the orbing? Okay? Only when I say so. Thank you very much.", "(She takes the Book and puts it on the stand.)", "Phoebe: Piper, you can't deny who he is, through the good, the bad, and the annoying.", "Piper: Ah, I see you've been talking to Leo, haven't you?", "Phoebe: Look, just because you guys have completely different parenting styles doesn't mean you can take it out on me. I'm just the sister.", "Piper: And whose side are you on, exactly?", "(Phoebe chuckles.)", "Nina: Back to the box?", "Piper: Right. Okay. Let me guess. A demon took it.", "Nina: No. But we better find the next Guardian before one does.", "Phoebe: Guardian?", "Nina: Like you, we're chosen beings, part of a magical lineage, one in which every generation a girl is born, meant to guard Pandora's Box.", "Piper: Right, hence the name 'Guardian'. Got it.", "Nina: Only, each girl is trained by the previous Guardian, instructed carefully about the dangers and powers of the box, except the next one hasn't been.", "Phoebe: I'm not following.", "Nina: When Katya the demon attacked me, the box, perhaps sensing the danger, disappeared on its own, moving on to its next Guardian.", "Piper: And you don't know who that is.", "Nina: No. I guess I wasn't expected to survive.", "Phoebe: So, what does Katya want with the box?", "Nina: She wants to open it and release the world's ills: Sorrow, famine, plagues, all the evil inside.", "Piper: So, what's to keep the new Guardian from accidentally doing the same, especially if she doesn't know what's in the box?", "Nina: Nothing.", "[Scene: UC Berkeley. College dorm. Two girls walk through the hallway.]", "Blonde Girl: Seriously, Darcy, it's all good. Stop stressing about him.", "Darcy: I know, but how can I not? We're supposed to have this big talk. I mean, what does that mean, anyway? I was stupid to fall for him.", "Blonde Girl: Oh, come on, don't say that. I mean it. He's so not worth it. We got too much in life to be happy about than to let Adam Bice get you down.", "Darcy: You're right.", "Blonde Girl: Mm-hmm.", "Darcy: As always.", "Blonde Girl: Oh, not always. You should check my French Lit grades.", "Darcy: Ohh, that reminds me. (She looks at her cell phone.) Oh, I'm totally missing my chem lecture. I gotta go.", "(Blonde Girl waves to her.)", "Blonde Girl: Okay.", "(Darcy starts to leave, but her phone rings. She turns back.)", "Darcy: Wait! Oh, this is him. What do I do?", "Blonde Girl: Just be strong. Don't let him get to you, no matter what he says. Call me later.", "(Darcy nods and starts to leave.)", "Darcy: (to phone) Hello?", "(Blonde Girl goes into her room. She closes the door and puts her books down. Pandora's box sits on her bed and whispers come from it. She picks it up and opens the lid a crack. A screeching starts and black dust escapes. Blonde Girl quickly shuts it and starts coughing, dropping the box on the bed.)", "Blonde Girl: What the heck?", "(The black cloud goes through the air vent.)", "[Scene: Magic School. Paige hears the whine and covers her ears. She sighs. The whine fades out. Leo and Female Elder are there.]", "Female Elder: This is the global alert, Paige, one that only a Whitelighter can hear. You should be looking at this as if it was a gift rather than a problem.", "Paige: A problem, for me, is when Leo rearranges my books here. I would classify this as a root canal?", "(The whining starts.)", "Female Elder: Nevertheless, this is who you are, who you have become.", "(The whining stops.)", "Paige: Well, I don't want to become it, so fix it already!", "Female Elder: Fix it?", "Leo: Yeah, I don't think she wants to hear the call, ever.", "Female Elder: Well, that's impossible. She doesn't have a choice. (The whining starts.) It would be as if you wished to no longer breathe.", "Paige: If this ringing doesn't stop, maybe I don't want to. (The whining stops.) Look, I just left magic school, okay? The last thing I want to deal with is you Elders.", "Female Elder: I know, Paige, that in the past we have had our differences, but becoming a Whitelighter is as natural a part of your unfolding destiny as becoming a charmed one.", "Leo: Perhaps if you explained to her why you called the alert.", "Female Elder: We sensed a great threat, one which we have not yet been able to isolate. That is why we need every Whitelighter to be vigilant.", "(The whining starts.)", "Paige: Well, not this Whitelighter. Okay, just make it stop already.", "(The whining stops.)", "Leo: You know, maybe if Paige...helped a Whitelighter-to-be instead?", "(The whining starts and stops.)", "Female Elder: That's a possibility.", "Paige: Why? What would that do?", "Female Elder: Helping others helps yourself...to find some clarity.", "(Paige winces. The whining starts.)", "Paige: Well, if clarity...makes this noise stop, whatever. I'll try it.", "(Female Elder smiles.)", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. Piper, Phoebe, and Nina stand around the table as Piper scries.]", "Phoebe: Come on, come on. What's taking so long?", "Piper: Relax, or I'll give you a time-out.", "Nina: Here. Maybe this'll help.", "(Nina gives her a necklace. Piper continues to scry. An alphabet block orbs in, knocking the crystal down.)", "Piper: Wyatt! Time-out means no magic!", "Phoebe: Scry now, parent later.", "Piper: Well, you know, it would help if I wasn't the only one around here who had to discipline him.", "(Phoebe picks up the crystal and necklace.)", "Phoebe: Let me do this.", "Nina: Please, we have to hurry. If the box has been opened or if a demon's found it...", "Phoebe: We won't let that happen. I promise. Look, we do this all the time.", "(She starts to scry.)", "Piper: Maybe we need a stronger connection.", "Nina: I don't know what else to try.", "(The scrying crystal hits the map.)", "Phoebe: Oh!", "Piper: UC Berkeley. It's on the campus. (Nina starts to leave.) Whoa! Where are you going?", "Nina: You've done your jobs. Now I have to go do mine.", "Piper: Wait; you saw where that got you last time. Why don't you let us go with you?", "Nina: I can't let you risk it.", "Piper: Well, we can't let you risk it, either, not as long as there's a demon after that box.", "(Nina sighs.)", "Nina: All right, but I'll transport us there. It'll be faster.", "Phoebe: What about the Elders?", "Piper: What about them?", "Phoebe: Well, I mean, it's Pandora's Box. We should probably tell them something.", "Piper: All right, you tell them. Mommy needs a time-out.", "(Nina takes her and they disappear.)", "[Scene: UC Berkeley. College dorm. Arguing is heard. Piper and Nina walk in.]", "Piper: What's going on around here? Something's not right.", "Nina: She must've opened the box. It's the first wave of sorrow. (Crying is heard.) We have to hurry...before you become affected, too.", "(She walks to the door and holds her hand above a door.)", "Blonde Girl: (through the door) No, Darcy, we talked about this!", "Nina: In there.", "[Cut inside the room. She's on the phone.]", "Blonde Girl: (to phone) He's not worth it! (Someone knocks at the door.) Uh, just a minute! (To phone) Don't do anything stupid, okay? Promise? I'll be right there. (The knocking continues.) (To phone) Okay. Okay! (She hangs up and opens the door to find Nina and Piper.) Can I help you?", "Piper: Hi! My name is Piper, and this is-this is Nina, and we wanted to talk to you about something you...received, I guess, would be a good word for it.", "Blonde Girl: Uh, look, whatever you're selling, I'm not interested. My friend's in trouble and if I don't...", "Nina: You have come into possession of something more powerful than anything you have ever known.", "Piper: Yeah, okay, see, I was going to go with the less intimidating tactic, but...", "Blonde Girl: What are you talking about?", "Nina: The box. Where is it?", "Blonde Girl: Uh...", "(Nina walks over and picks up the box. Piper comes in and closes the door.)", "Nina: How did it come to you?", "Blonde Girl: I don't know. It was just there. What is going on? What is the...", "Piper: You haven't by any chance been taking some Greek mythology classes, have ya?", "Nina: Pandora's box, a gift the Gods gave to Prometheus, one that contained all of the evils of the world, until Pandora unleashed it on an unsuspecting people. (In Kayta's voice) I hope to do the same.", "Piper: Aw, crap. (Nina shapeshifts into Kayata. Blonde Girl steps back.) Oh yeah, this is not good. This is not good at all.", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. The Female Elder is there with Phoebe.]", "Female Elder: This explains the global alert.", "Phoebe: Alert? What are you talking about?", "Female Elder: The one that Paige heard and every other Whitelighter. Pandora's Box exists solely to tempt. It's part of the grand design. If mankind chooses to open it again, so be it, but Guardians are supposed to protect it from being opened by demons.", "Phoebe: So, then we should be fine. Piper and Nina...", "Female Elder: Nina never should've let it out of her sight.", "Phoebe: Well, apparently, she didn't have a choice. Uh, the box moved on to its next Guardian by itself.", "Female Elder: Oh, that's not possible. It can't move on unless the prior Guardian was already dead.", "Phoebe: Okay, you need to orb me to Piper immediately.", "[Scene: UC Berkley. Dorm room. Phoebe orbs in. The room is a mess.]", "Phoebe: Piper? Where are you?! (Piper peers around an overturned desk. Phoebe sighs.) Oh, thank god you're okay. (Blonde Girl peers out.) Who is she?", "Piper: Meet Hope, the real Guardian of the box. Too bad she doesn't have anything left to guard.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: UC Berkeley. Hope's room.]", "Hope: Who-who are you people?", "Phoebe: Okay, Hope, can you just try to calm down a little bit? We're the good guys, I swear.", "Hope: Oh, good guys. (She laughs.) Oh, then what was she?", "Piper: She was a...", "Phoebe: A demon pretending to be...", "Piper: A guardian, just like you.", "Phoebe: Yeah, uh, Nina's dead, by the way.", "Piper: Yeah, I figured. Not now.", "Hope: (to Piper) You! You blew up my dorm...with your hands!", "Piper: Yes, and I am very sorry about that.", "Hope: Oh. Ha. Now you're both calm, like this kind of stuff happens every day!", "Piper: Well, it kind of does.", "Phoebe: You see, uh...we're witches.", "Hope: What?", "Piper: We can explain all of this in great detail much later, but right now, we need to get you goin'.", "Phoebe: And fast. I'm feeling a little...", "Piper: Bummed? Yeah, I know. Nina, or Katya I'm assuming, said that it was the first wave of sorrow from the box.", "Phoebe: Great, so like a little appetizer? And she's obviously immune to it, cause she seems more freaked than bummed.", "Piper: Well, can you blame her?", "Hope: What are you two talking about?", "(Piper smiles.)", "Piper: We just need to know one thing that's...kind of important. Did you open the box?", "(Hope shrugs.)", "Hope: Only for a second. Some sort of dust came out, and then I shut it.", "Piper: Well, from the sounds of the dorm out there, I'd say it was long enough. Shall we go?", "Hope: Oh, I am not going anywhere with you people. You burst in here talking about Pandora's Box and guardians and witches and god knows what else. (She begins to leave.) Now you expect me to leave with you.", "Phoebe: Okay, look; I know exactly how you feel. When we first found out we were witches, it was really scary because, well, we didn't have anyone to guide us, but we can help you. You just have to come with us.", "[Scene: Building. A father stands with his daughter in front of an elevator. The bell dings and the doors open. Paige, a man, and woman stand in there. Daughter goes into the elevator.]", "Father: Are you sure you don't want me to go down there with you?", "Daughter: I'm fine, dad.", "Father: Now, remember; go straight to mommy, okay? She's waiting for you in the lobby.", "Daughter: Dad...", "(The whine starts. The doors start to close. A businessman runs over.)", "Businessman: Hey, hold the doors! (The whining stops. The businessman sticks his briefcase into the elevator doors and they open. He steps in.) Thanks a lot.", "(He pushes a button. The whining starts.)", "Daughter: I saw you on my way up, like an hour ago.", "Paige: Yeah. I've been looking for someone.", "(The elevator starts going down. The lights flicker and the elevator jerks.)", "Woman: What's happening?", "(The elevator lights go out and it stops.)", "Businessman: Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.", "(The lights go on. The woman turns to the man.)", "Man: What? You're going to blame me for this, too?", "Woman: How dare you even imply that's part of my agenda?", "Man: I'm not having anything to do with your agenda.", "Woman: I'm just standing here! I had nothing to do with it.", "(Daughter hugs Paige.)", "Daughter: I'm scared.", "Paige: It's okay. Oh, my god, the ringing stopped. That means... (They stare back at her.) It's one of you. It...you... (She nods.) It stopped.", "[Scene: Underworld. An energy ball is thrown at Pandora's box. Nothing happens. Katya and a demon are there.]", "Katya: If my powers couldn't open the box, what would make you think you could?", "Demon: Hey, at least I didn't let the Guardian go.", "(Katya sighs.)", "Katya: There must be a way.", "Demon: Well, at least now that we've got it, she can't put the sorrow she let out back in.", "Katya: Yeah, but she didn't let out enough. Within lies the power to destroy cities, crumble empires, devastate all that is good in the world.", "Demon: All this just to impress Zankou? Hey, just asking.", "Katya: Oh, for too long I've had to watch lesser demons rewarded, been denied my proper place in the forefront. No. Zankou will no longer be able to deny me after this.", "Demon: Why don't you just shape shift into a Guardian?", "Katya: Mmm. Taking the physical form of a Guardian doesn't make me one. No. It will know.", "Demon: Then what are you going to do?", "Katya: I'll make her open it for me.", "(The demon and Katya smile.)", "[Scene: Manor. Living room. Piper and Leo enter. Phoebe sits with Hope.]", "Piper: There was nothing in the book on Katya, and scrying for the box did not work.", "Phoebe: Well, maybe we should try magic school.", "Hope: Wh...wait. Magic school? What is that?", "Leo: It's a place where you can learn more about your gifts.", "Hope: Are you a witch, too?", "Piper: No, he's a-he's-he's a long story.", "Leo: One that worked out well.", "Hope: This is all so complicated.", "Phoebe: Look, I know this is really hard to understand, but this is what you're meant to do.", "Hope: No. I'm meant to finish school, party, have fun. I don't even know if I believe in magic. (Wyatt orbs in with his teddy bear. Hope gasps.) Oh! Where did he come from?", "Piper: Ah... (She chuckles and pulls Wyatt toward her.) Uh, sorry. He's not supposed to do that without permission. Don't scare the pretty girl, okay?", "(Leo kneels down.)", "Leo: Okay, pal, listen, why don't you take Wubby upstairs for a little nap, 'kay?", "(Wyatt orbs out. Hope stands up.)", "Hope: Oh! I'm getting out of here.", "(Phoebe stands up.)", "Phoebe: Hope, wait. Look, there's nothing that I can say that's going to make this any better.", "Hope: Can't you just make up a spell or something?", "Phoebe: Sometimes I wish I could, but then I realize all of this, you know, the good and the bad, makes me who I am, you know?", "(Hope's cell phone rings.)", "Hope: It's my friend Darcy. I have to help her.", "Piper: You know, you could help a lot of people by finding that box.", "Hope: You don't understand. She's like my sister. I have to go.", "(She heads for the door.)", "Phoebe: Hope, wait.", "Hope: No! (She turns around and sends a blast to Phoebe, sending her across the room.) Ohh...my god.", "(Leo goes over to Phoebe.)", "Leo: Phoebe, you all right?", "(Hope runs out of the house.)", "Piper: Phoebe? You okay?", "(Phoebe stands up.)", "Phoebe: God, aren't you tired of asking me that?", "Piper: It does get a little repetitive. We've got to go get her.", "Phoebe: It's okay. You can't force her to stay. Besides, she could obviously protect herself.", "Piper: Well, what are we going to do?", "Leo: Well, you've got to get the box back before Katya opens it.", "[Scene: Elevator. The woman is arguing with someone on the other end of the elevator box.]", "Woman: How are we supposed to stay calm? We're stuck!", "Man: Linda, please.", "(Businessman loosens his tie.)", "Female Voice: Ma'am, all I can say is we're doing everything we can.", "Linda: Well, it's not good enough.", "(Paige is on her cell phone.)", "Paige: No, I said I'm trapped. There's people all around.", "[Cut to Manor. Conservatory. Leo's on the phone.]", "Leo: What did you say? I can't hear you.", "Paige: I said, I'm trapped in an elevator. I can't just up and go. Besides, I don't want this ringing in my ears to come back.", "Leo: Wait, it stopped? When?", "Paige: Right when we got stuck.", "Leo: All right, then never mind. You need to stay there.", "Paige: No, wait, what about, uh...", "Leo: No. Your sisters can handle it. To help, and that's what you need to do.", "Paige: Okay. Who am I supposed to help?", "(The phone gets disconnected. Leo hangs up.)", "[Cut to Paige.]", "Paige: (to phone) Leo! Leo? (She hangs up.) Ohh! Damn these phones.", "Businessman: Yeah, mine's dead, too. (He sighs.) Looks like we're going to be here for a while, huh?", "(Linda tries the voice box again.)", "Linda: Are you still there? Hello?! Answer me!", "Man: Honey, why don't you just let them do their job?", "Linda: Don't 'honey' me. If it weren't for you, we wouldn't even be here.", "Man: Oh, so now this is my fault?", "(Businessman rolls his eyes.)", "Man: You know, you were the one who wanted to go into counseling, not me.", "Businessman: I think the natives are getting restless, huh?", "(Daughter huddles by Paige.)", "Paige: Hmm. Yeah. Looks like.", "Businessman: So, what's your name?", "Paige: I'm Paige. (Mutters) Please don't let this be the person I have to help.", "(Businessman steps away.)", "Businessman: Oh, all right.", "Paige: (To daughter) It's kind of nuts we're being stuck here like this, right?", "Daughter: I want my mommy.", "Paige: Oh, sweetheart, I know you do, but you know what? We're going to be just fine, I promise.", "Daughter: How do you know?", "Paige: Well, because I know things like that. (Daughter coughs.) Honey, y-you okay?", "Daughter: I have asthma.", "Paige: Fantastic. But I bet you have an inhaler in that pretty little purse of yours, right?", "Daughter: My mommy has it.", "Paige: Of course she does. (Businessman climbs up to check the roof.) What are you doing?", "Businessman: I'm trying to get us the hell out of here.", "(He starts hitting the ceiling.)", "Paige: Brilliant idea.", "Businessman: Well, at least it's an idea.", "Man: No, she's right, you know. You could get hurt.", "Linda: At least he's doing something, Roger.", "Roger: What is that supposed to mean?", "Linda: You're acting like a little girl, Roger.", "(Daughter huddles closer to Paige.)", "Roger: I am not acting like a little girl.", "Linda: We're stuck in this elevator, and what are we supposed to do? Do you need your mother, Roger?", "Roger: Good luck. You'll have better luck with her, you know?", "[Scene: UC Berkeley. Hope's room. Hope enters.]", "Hope: Okay, Darcy? I'm here.", "(Kayta, from behind the door, closes it.)", "Katya: Mm-hmmm. (She holds Darcy's cell phone.) Wonderful devices these things. It makes luring someone into a trap so...twenty-first century.", "Hope: Where's Darcy?", "Katya: Oh... (She plays with Hope's hair.) You'll see.", "(She disappears.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Magic School. Piper looks through books. Phoebe walks in with scrolls.]", "Phoebe: You'd think there'd be something about Pandora's box in a place called Magic School.", "Piper: Leo's been reorganizing.", "(Phoebe opens a book.)", "Phoebe: Well, maybe we should get him to help us.", "Piper: No, he's busy.", "Phoebe: Busy doing what? What could be more important than this?", "Piper: Globally, nothing. Personally, I need him to wrangle Wyatt for a day so he can see what I'm talking about.", "Phoebe: Piper, you know what Wyatt is going through is completely normal.", "Piper: No, temper tantrums are normal. Uncontrollable crying is normal. Orbing all over town is not normal.", "Phoebe: He's not orbing all over town.", "Piper: Not yet. Look, it's not that I have a problem with him being magical, because if I did I would've bound his powers at birth. It's just that he needs to learn that he can't use his powers whenever he wants to, and Leo needs to understand that, too.", "Phoebe: I think he does. I just think he deals with it differently.", "Piper: Well, we'll see how Mr. Mom deals with it after he's been chasing around the kid now that Leo can't orb.", "Phoebe: You guys will figure it out.", "Piper: You know, you have been much more optimistic lately.", "Phoebe: Yeah, I guess I have hope. I mean, we lost Hope the person, but I have, you know...", "Piper: I got it. I found something.", "Phoebe: About the box?", "Piper: No, the demon. Nothing new. Says she's a shape-shifter.", "Phoebe: Yeah, we found out about that the hard way. Won't happen again.", "Piper: She used to work for Demonic Dark Lords, then she went rogue. How very enterprising of her.", "Phoebe: She probably just wants to make a name for herself.", "Piper: Why is it that every demon who is trying to make a name for themself has to go and try to end the world?", "Phoebe: Why don't we ponder that fact while we scry for her?", "(She starts scrying.)", "Piper: Well, even if we find her, we have no way of getting there. We're short an orber.", "Phoebe: Well, we'll have to come up with something. I mean, this place is called magic school for a reason, right?", "[Scene: Underworld. Hope and Kayta are there. Kayta smiles.]", "Katya: I won't hurt you, Hope. I promise. I know you're new to all this, and I know all this can be very scary.", "Hope: Where's Darcy? She's not a part of this.", "Katya: Isn't she? I mean, she's merely a pawn in all this. A pawn like you are. Whatever they told you, I know it was a lot to handle. You know, I've been told that I'm part of something. A greater purpose I think they called it. But you know what? It was all a lie. I mean, who the hell do they think they are, ruining your life like this, telling you that you're meant to watch after Pandora's box?", "Hope: I don't even know what it really is.", "Katya: You shouldn't have to know. You didn't ask for this. You don't want it. It's unfair.", "Hope: I just want my life back.", "Katya: And I can help you get it back. All you have to do is help me. Open the box and you'll be free from it...forever.", "Hope: But won't that...", "Katya: End all this craziness? Well, that's what you want, isn't it? To go home...with your friend? Go ahead. Open the box.", "(Whispers are heard. Hope hesitates.)", "Hope: No...I can't. I won't.", "Katya: Fine. I tried asking you nicely. Now I'll have to make you do it. Lucius!", "(Kayta's demon appears in the doorway with Darcy. She's crying.)", "Hope: Darcy?", "Darcy: I'm scared! (They disappear. Darcy screams.) I'm scared!", "Hope: Don't hurt her.", "Katya: You know what I want.", "[Scene: Elevator. Businessman tries to find a way out.]", "Paige: What are you doing? Are you out of your mind? What if the elevator starts?", "Businessman: Relax, sweetheart. I know what I'm doing.", "(He opens a panel. Roger tries to open the doors. Linda is still arguing.)", "Linda: Hello! Is anybody there? What's going on? (Daughter struggles to breathe.) What is taking so long?", "(Paige goes to her.)", "Paige: Okay, honey, I need you to breathe. Just breathe.", "(Roger hits the doors.)", "Roger: Damn it!", "(Linda scoffs.)", "Linda: Big man.", "Paige: Can you two get along for two seconds?", "Linda: Hasn't happened in three years. Why do you think we're in marriage counseling?", "Roger: Do you have to air out all our problems?", "Linda: Oh, airing out our problems is your biggest concern? (Businessman gets zapped and falls unconscious. Roger pulls Linda aside.) Oh, my god!", "(Paige goes and checks on Businessman.)", "Paige: Uh...okay. (She kneels down.) He's not breathing.", "Roger: Oh, god.", "(Paige checks his pulse.)", "Paige: There's no pulse.", "(Daughter starts coughing and falls to the ground.)", "Linda: Oh, my god. (She rushes over to daughter.) Come on, sweetie.", "(She sits her up.)", "Roger: What are we going to do?", "Paige: (To Roger) Do you know CPR?", "Roger: No.", "Paige: Well, I need you to get down here and help me. You're going to learn.", "Roger: All right.", "(Roger kneels down.)", "Paige: (To Linda) I need you to sing to her.", "Linda: Sing?", "Paige: Just sing. Get her breathing in order. (Daughter gasps for breathe.) Anything. Just sing. (Linda holds daughter and starts singing \"Hush Little Baby\".) I need you to put two fingers above the xyphoid process.", "(Paige puts Roger's hands on Businessman's chest.)", "Roger: The what?", "Linda: Honey...you can do this, honey.", "(Roger nods.)", "Roger: All right.", "Linda: Come on.", "(She starts singing again.)", "Paige: Push down five times for every breath.", "Roger: Right.", "Paige: Go.", "Roger: One, two, three, four, five...", "Linda: Come on. Sing with me.", "(Daughter starts singing with her.)", "Paige: Good. Good job.", "(Daughter's breathing calms down. Linda smiles.)", "Linda: Good.", "(Roger compresses on Businessman's chest. He starts coughing.)", "Roger: He's alive. Okay. He's alive.", "Paige: Good job.", "(The elevator jolts. The lights shut off.)", "Linda: Oh, god!", "(The elevator shakes. The lights go on and the elevator door opens. Father is there.)", "Father: Wendy!", "Daughter: Daddy!", "(She goes and gives her parents a hug.)", "Paige: (to Businessman) You okay? (The EMTs peer into the elevator.) He was electrocuted. We gave him CPR.", "(Roger gets up. He and Linda hug.)", "Businessman: (To Paige) Thanks.", "(Paige sighs.)", "[Scene: Underworld. The box whispers to Hope.]", "Katya: Open it...or your friend dies. (Hope opens the box. Black dust rises up and gives an explosion, sending Hope to the floor. The black cloud leaves. Katya smiles, laughs, and pulls out a dagger.) It's done.", "Hope: But you said...", "Katya: That I wasn't going to hurt you? Yeah. I lied. (The demon appears in the doorway.) Since the next Guardian hasn't been born yet and with you dead, there won't be anyone around to put everything back.", "(She throws the dagger. Hope blasts the dagger away and stands up. Piper and Phoebe appear.)", "Piper: We're too late. (She blows the demon up. Hope gasps. Katya takes the box and disappears.) Minions!", "Phoebe: Hope, what are you doing here?", "Hope: She forced me to open the box. She took my friend Darcy.", "Piper: Where is she?", "(Hope points.)", "Hope: That way.", "(They go in that direction.)", "[Cut to Darcy. She sits in a cave crying. Katya appears and kneels down. She throws Darcy in the back. Katya smiles.]", "Hope: (from other room) Darcy! Where are you!", "(Katya sits down.)", "Phoebe: (from other room) Darcy? (Katya takes a deep breath.) Darcy!", "(Katya starts crying.)", "Hope: (from other room) Darcy, where are you?", "(She shape shifts into Darcy. Phoebe and Hope run up with Piper.)", "Katya: Get me out of here.", "(Hope nods.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Attic. The sisters, Hope, and Katya (disguised as Darcy) are there.]", "Paige: Okay, well, I guess your day trumps my day. Thanks for bringing me home to clean up the mess, though. Is anybody else feeling blue?", "Phoebe: It's the effects of the box being opened.", "Piper: Okay, there's still a demon on the loose, and the longer he is, the more we're all going to be affected.", "Katya: Yeah, exactly. Um, this is crazy. We need to leave.", "Phoebe: You're safer here.", "(Katya shakes her head.)", "Katya: No.", "Hope: It's okay, Darcy. They can protect us.", "Katya: Hope, that thing was trying to kill us. She wants to kill them. We're sitting ducks here.", "Piper: Not as much as you are out there. As long as Katya knows that Hope can put all the evils back in the box, she is a very large target.", "Phoebe: Which means you are, too.", "Katya: No, not if she doesn't go along with it. Look, no one says that you even have to care about this stupid box anymore.", "Paige: Actually, she does. You see, because it's her birthright.", "Katya: Says you. (Paige rolls her eyes.) Hope, listen to me, okay? We don't even know these people. For all we know, they could be the demon.", "Piper: Ah! That's ridiculous.", "Katya: Is it? She's done it before. That's what she does, right? (To sisters) Right? Hope, we can only trust each other.", "Hope: You're right.", "Piper: Hope...", "Phoebe: No, actually, I think she is right.", "Paige: Phoebe!", "Phoebe: We can't make her do something she doesn't want to do. This is her path to either follow or not. But before you leave, Hope; let Paige show you how to contact us, god forbid anything. (To Piper and Katya) We'll see you downstairs.", "(Piper takes Katya and leaves.)", "[Cut downstairs. Leo holds Chris.]", "Leo: Wyatt? (Piper and Katya come down. Piper smiles.) What's going on?", "Piper: I'm not sure. Where's Wyatt?", "Leo: Um...he, uh... (A noise comes from the kitchen. Wyatt giggles. Piper smiles.) Excuse me.", "Piper: Sure.", "(Leo leaves.)", "Katya: What's taking them so long up there?", "Piper: I don't know. What's your hurry?", "Katya: I just want to get out of here as soon as possible.", "Piper: Uh-huh.", "(Hope and Phoebe come downstairs.)", "Hope: Okay, let's go.", "(Hope and Katya start to leave.)", "Piper: I hope you know what you're doing.", "Phoebe: Trust me.", "[Cut to front porch. Hope and Katya exit. Katya glares at Hope.]", "Hope: What? What's the matter?", "(Katya grabs Hope's hair.)", "Katya: This is getting to be way too easy.", "(She shape shifts back into herself, laughs, and disappears.)", "[Cut to cave. Darcy is asleep. Katya and Hope appear. She tosses her away. Darcy opens her eyes.]", "Darcy: Hope.", "Hope: I'm okay.", "Katya: Actually, not for long.", "Hope: Okay, you heard me say it, and I meant it. I do not want anything to do with that box. I swear!", "Katya: But you will...in time. You'll come to believe in yourself, your powers, just like Pandora did. And then you'll want to get the box back, put the sorrows back...but, see, I can't let that happen.", "(She takes out a dagger. Hope stands up.)", "Hope: You won't have a choice.", "(Katya laughs. Darcy stands up.)", "Katya: What? You think you can stop me?", "(She throws the dagger.)", "Hope: Dagger!", "(The dagger orbs and hits the wall.)", "Katya: But...Guardians can't orb!", "Hope: No, but Whitelighters can, and into anything they want, too...or anybody.", "(She orbs into Paige.)", "Paige: Sorry we haven't met before, but I've been otherwise engaged!", "(She throws a potion at Katya. She is vanquished.)", "Darcy: What-what is going on here?!", "Paige: It's okay. It's okay. I'm here to get you home, all right? Pandora's box! (It orbs to Paige.) I need you to give this to Hope for me. I'd give it to her myself, but there's somebody I have to see. (She waves her hand.) Home!", "(Darcy orbs out.)", "[Cut to Manor. Attic. Piper, Phoebe, and Hope are there. Darcy orbs in.]", "Piper: Darcy?", "Darcy: Will someone tell me what the hell is going on here?", "Hope: That's her.", "(Phoebe takes the box and smiles.)", "Phoebe: Just didn't want to make the same mistake twice. Okay, Hope, we need your help. You're the only person that can do this.", "(She gives the box to Hope.)", "Hope: I don't...", "Phoebe: Listen to me. This is your destiny.", "Piper: Just like becoming witches was ours.", "Hope: I just...uh, don't know if I can do this.", "Darcy: You're forgetting something about Pandora's box. According to myth, when all the sorrows are released, there was one thing left at the bottom of the box-hope.", "Phoebe: You can do it. (Hope opens the box. The black dust comes and swirls around, then goes back into the box. It closes.) Told you you could do it.", "Hope: Thank you.", "[Scene: Golden Gate Bridge. Paige is there. Female Elder orbs in.]", "Female Elder: How are the ears?", "Paige: Better, thank you. It was pretty risky of you, sending me off to help a future Whitelighter.", "Female Elder: Was it?", "Paige: Yes. We almost didn't get Pandora's box.", "Female Elder: But you did get it back.", "Paige: Yes.", "Female Elder: Which proves that you can handle both your Charmed and your Whitelighter responsibilities.", "Paige: I don't see what that has to do with...", "Female Elder: Didn't it make you feel so proud, accomplishing what you did in that elevator?", "Paige: Of course, I did.", "Female Elder: And you did it all by yourself, without your sisters. Maybe this is what you have been searching for, Paige, your separate identity. Being a Whitelighter can give you that and much more.", "Paige: Like what?", "Female Elder: Fulfillment. You're a natural, Paige. Everything you've been and done in your life has been preparing you to be a Whitelighter. Everything you needed to help those people has been inside of you all along.", "Paige: Well, it did feel good to save them.", "Female Elder: Then don't fight that. Embrace it, not for me, not for the Elders, but for yourself. Think about it?", "(Female Elder smiles.)", "Paige: Wait. Just out of curiosity, who was the future Whitelighter I was supposed to save?", "Female Elder: You were.", "(Paige chuckles. Female Elder orbs out.)", "[Scene: Manor. Conservatory. Leo holds Chris. He gives Wyatt, who's on the floor, a ball. Piper walks in.]", "Piper: So how was your day?", "Leo: Very funny. Actually, it was all right. It calmed down a bit once Wyatt tried to orb a toy to himself and hit himself in the head.", "Piper: Oh, no.", "Leo: It's okay. It was just a little bump, but it was enough to teach him that he shouldn't do it again.", "Piper: Is that your way of telling me that magical boys will be magical boys again?", "Leo: No. You know, we both need to teach him when and where to use his powers, though it's not going to be easy.", "Piper: And on the other hand, we do need to realize that he is who he is, and even though I want a normal family. (She sits down.) I don't want it at the expense of them finding their own identities.", "Leo: Well, uh, Chris here is going to be coming into his powers shortly. It could get a little nuts around here.", "Piper: As opposed to what?", "(Leo chuckles.)", "Leo: Yeah.", "Piper: We'll deal with it as it comes, together. And until then... (To Wyatt) Why don't you show mommy all those cool tricks you've been learning? Go ahead. It's okay.", "(Wyatt uses his power to move his toys.)" ]	Charmed	07x18	Little Box of Horrors	bunniefuu
Charmed_07x19.json	[ "After a spell is cast on Phoebe by the 'ugliest' demon in the Underworld, beauty-hungry sorceress Imara, their souls switch bodies and Phoebe ends up becoming trapped in a cage. Paige is in quandary when her first charge (Seamus Dever) appears to be lost to the dark side. Then by accident The Charmed Ones vanquish Phoebe's soul. They realize that Imara was in Phoebe's body, so they vanquish Imara (but not Phoebe's body) and get back Phoebe's soul. In the end Phoebe is yelling at her sisters." ]	[ "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Kitchen]", "(Leo is on his hands and knees cleaning up the spilled food from under the baby high chair.) (Paige walks into the kitchen.)", "Paige: Leo, I need your help.", "Leo: Why, what's the matter?", "(Leo turns and looks at Paige. He gets to his feet with the mess.)", "Paige: The Elders have assigned me a charge.", "Leo: Paige, that's great.", "(He heads over to the sink.)", "Paige: No, actually. It's not great. You have to help me get out of this.", "(He puts the tray and the mess into the sink. He turns to look at Paige.)", "Leo: You can't get out of it. You're a whitelighter.", "Paige: I'm also, like, a chick in her twenties who'd like to have a life. I don't have time for this.", "Leo: You're nervous.", "(Paige sighs as she puts her head in her hand, resting her elbows on the counter.)", "Paige: (groans) Oh, I'm just busy. (beat) All right, fine. Maybe I'm a", "little nervous.", "(Leo is clearing the table.)", "Leo: You know what? It used to happen to me all the time before I met my first", "charge. (Paige straightens and looks at Leo.) It's a good thing. It means you don't want to let him down.", "Paige: Or maybe I'm just not ready.", "Leo: Trust me, you're ready.", "Paige: Yeah? Then ... why don't you tell that to my stomach? Because it really hurts right now.", "Leo: Look, here, try this.", "(Leo picks up a plate with some toast on it. Paige picks up a slice.)", "Paige: Toast?", "Leo: Yeah. It helps calm the butterflies.", "Paige: You've been a Whitelighter for ... sixty years, and toast is what you", "got for it?", "(Leo starts gathering the various breakfast items off the counter.)", "Leo: Well, it's not like you haven't had charges before, Paige, okay?", "(Paige takes a bite of toast.)", "Paige: (muffled) Right. Okay, fine. But ... I always had Piper and Phoebe to", "back me up. (Leo puts the items in the fridge.) All right? Now, I'll be solo. (deep breath) What if I fail?", "Leo: You won't fail.", "Paige: That's easy for you to say 'cause you have a job. (Leo shuts the fridge door.) You got your wife. You got your kids. You got ... breakfast. If I make a mistake, someone knows.", "Leo: You done?", "Paige: Yeah. How'd you know?", "Leo: Toast and venting, works every time.", "Paige: Yeah. (reluctantly) Guess I could try.", "Leo: I know you can do it. Good luck.", "Paige: Thank you.", "(She puts the toast down, sighs and orbs out.)", "(Leo goes back to cleaning up the kitchen.)", "[Scene: San Francisco. Street]", "(Open on Michael Haines getting a morning hot dog from a sidewalk vendor.)", "Vendor: Here.", "Mitchell Haines: Thanks a lot.", "(As he leaves, he pauses. Paige orbs in right behind a nearby newspaper stand. He turns, sees her and rolls his eyes, less than thrilled at her presence.)", "(Paige walks out.)", "Paige: Mitchell Haines?", "Mitchell Haines: Yeah.", "Paige: Hi. I'm, uh -- (glances around) -- your new whitelighter. Paige", "Matthews. Nice to meet y-you.", "(She holds out her hand, but it's obvious that he's not happy to see her. At all.)", "Mitchell Haines: Not interested.", "(He brushes past her and walks down the sidewalk, trying to ignore her.)", "Paige: But you can't just walk away from me.", "Mitchell Haines: No? Watch me.", "(He lifts the hot dog to his nose, but suddenly, he's not interested in eating anymore. He tosses the hot dog into the nearby trash without breaking his stride.)", "Paige: Aren't you at least going to hear me out?", "Mitchell Haines: Let me guess. (He stops and turns around to look at her.) That I'm a witch with great powers? You can help bring them out for me? Master them?", "Paige: Well, yeah.", "Mitchell Haines: I don't want your help.", "(He turns to leave. Paige rushes forward to block his path.)", "Paige: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Look. I know you've had", "some problems in the past, but maybe you just haven't had the right person help you. Namely me.", "Mitchell Haines: My last Whitelighter said the same thing. They ever send anybody who hasn't read the Elder playbook.", "Paige: I'm not just anybody, okay? I am a Charmed One. I ran magic school for a year, and I'm a whitelighter. Hello, triple-threat. Where are you going to find somebody with that kind of experience?", "Mitchell: Good. You can use it to help your next charge. (Mitchell walks past her and leaves. Paige turns around watching him go, incredulous with his stubborn attitude.)", "[Scene: P3]", "(From outside, we hear the sounds of blasting and vanquishing.)", "(Piper waves her hands, blasting the demon in front of her. He explodes.)", "(Behind her, another demon steps out holding a fireball in his hand. Piper turns around and he throws it at her. She duck; the fireball hits the wall behind her.)", "(Piper holds her hands up.)", "Piper: Okay. Wait, listen. (The demon stops to listen.) New rule. I will not", "tolerate demon activity in my house or in my club. Got it?", "(She waves her hands and blasts him.)", "(Another demon, Lantos, appears in the club just as Paige also orbs into the club. Paige sees him. She looks around.)", "Paige: Uh, barstool!", "(She orbs the barstool, throwing it at Lantos. It hits him, knocking him over.)", "(Lantos looks at Piper, then shimmers out. Piper waves her hand, her blast just barely catching him as he disappears.)", "(Paige walks over to Piper.)", "Paige: Are you okay?", "Piper: (sighs) Yeah. I'm fine.", "Paige: What the hell do you think they wanted?", "Piper: (looks around) I have no clue.", "Paige: At least you're okay.", "(Piper sees something, her gaze settling somewhere off screen.)", "Piper: Yeah, but he's not.", "(Just outside the open back door is the delivery boy unconscious on the ground near his hand truck full with cases of beer.)", "(Camera holds on Paige and Piper.)", "[Scene: P3]", "(The paramedics roll out the delivery boy on a gurney. The officer at the scene talks with Piper and Paige.)", "Officer: He has a concussion, needs a few stitches, but otherwise he's fine.", "Piper: Oh, thank god.", "Paige: Did he say whether, you know, he'd seen anything?", "Officer: He was hit from behind. Last thing he remembers was loading a case of beer from his hand truck.", "Piper: Oh, that was good. I mean, you know, that he remembers something because that probably means he doesn't have any brain damage.", "Officer: Well, stick around. The detective's going to need to take a statement.", "(The officer turns to talk with another person. Paige and Piper step aside.)", "Paige: Probably doesn't have any 'brain damage'? Smooth, Piper, real smooth.", "Piper: Well, that's the last time I call 9-1-1.", "Paige: Well, sadly, now that Leo can't heal us, I think we're going to be", "calling that number a lot more.", "Piper: I can't believe this. They attack me at work now? What, is no place sacred?", "Paige: Well, I thought we covered pretty well.", "Piper: Yeah, this time, but what about next time and the time after that?", "Paige: Well, we'll just deal with it when it happens.", "Piper: No. I'm going to deal with them now.", "Paige: Well, before you do that, can you help me out? Reason why I came here. That guy Mitchell ... blew me off. (Piper stares at her blankly.) My charge.", "Piper: Oh.", "Paige: Oh? That's all you have for me is \"oh\"?", "Piper: Well, I can't really help you out with that whole whitelighter thing. You should probably talk to Leo.", "(Behind Piper, Inspector Sheridan approaches. Paige sees her, her eyes widen.)", "Inspector Sheridan: Excuse me. (Piper turns around.) You're Phoebe Halliwell's sisters,", "right?", "Piper: Right.", "Paige: Um, yeah.", "Inspector Sheridan: I'm Inspector Sheridan. I met Phoebe a couple weeks ago on a different case.", "Piper: Oh. Well, it's nice to meet you. Uh, where is Lieutenant ...", "Inspector Sheridan: Lieutenant Morris? He's out of town. Just taking some personal time. I'll be covering for him while he's gone. So, could you describe the suspects? Tall? Short? White? Black?", "Paige: Didn't really get a good look at him.", "Piper: Yeah. We were in the back, and by the time we came out, they were -", "Paige: Gone. Yeah, gone.", "Inspector Sheridan: What I don't understand is why would they rob the place in the middle of the day. Before you even opened.", "Paige: We have been asking ourselves the same question.", "Inspector Sheridan: Hmm. Well, we'll stay in touch.", "(Sheridan turns and leaves.)", "Paige: Well, good news is I don't think she remembers meeting us. Thank god", "for memory dust.", "Piper: Yeah, but it's not a hundred percent guaranteed. If we give her the slightest cause, her memory could come flying back, which is another reason we need to find the demon who did this.", "[Scene: Imara's lair.]", "(Lantos hesitantly approaches Imara, the sorceress, as she sits in front of her vanity mirror brushing her hair.)", "Imara: Come closer, Lantos. You can tell me why you failed from here just as easily as from there.", "Lantos: I'm confident the witch will be alone again soon. (Irritated, Imara puts her hair brush down and stands up. With her are two handmaids.)", "Imara: I don't have time for soon. (Imara advances on Lantos.) I need a lock of hair now. The only way to weaken Zankou is to take out his most trusted lieutenants. Daleek, Benzor, Linson ... all above ground. All of whom I can only get to with the help of the beautiful Charmed Ones. (She smirks at him.) Tell me, Lantos. (she runs her fingertips down the side of his face) Do you think I'm beautiful, too?", "Lantos: Of course. (One of the pretty handmaidens laughs under her breath. Imara rounds on her, grabbing her by her hand and turning her around to reveal two ugly scars running down the side of her face across her cheekbones.)", "Imara: Do you want another scar? I can make you look like me in no time, you know. To your chambers.", "(The two handmaidens leave.)", "Imara: We can't wait any longer. I reported to the source. I won't do the", "same with his successor.", "Lantos: Then I'll need at least a half a dozen more demons.", "Imara: You can't overcome the sisters with force, especially not Piper. And since she'll be expecting another attack, I need you to go after a different sister instead now. Phoebe.", "Lantos: Why not Paige? She's less intuitive, more predictable.", "Imara: But she's also a whitelighter now, which puts her in constant contact with the Elders. Besides, Phoebe's a celebrity ... idolized, envied. The way I deserve to be. And someday will be.", "(Lantos nods, turns and leaves.)", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Kitche]", "(Phoebe storms into the kitchen to join Piper who is cooking up potions at the stove.)", "Phoebe: Lawyers! There should be a special place in hell for each and every one of them.", "Piper: Okay, before you freak out, let me tell you about --", "(Piper turns to get something from the spice cabinet.)", "(Phoebe paces the floor.)", "Phoebe: (interrupts) I mean, talk about an attack!", "Piper: Exactly!", "Phoebe: The paper's been sued by just a few people, and now the whole legal", "department is clamping down on the reporters.", "Piper: So, you're not a reporter. Anyway, as I was--", "(Piper puts a jar back in the cabinet.)", "Phoebe: (interrupts) No. But I'm a columnist. And they're saying that I could", "actually be sued if I give bad advice. So they want every one of my columns to be reviewed by a professional shrink.", "Piper: Okay. Well, technically, you're not a real shrink. So, as I was -", "Phoebe: (scoffs) Excuse me? Bachelor's degree, four years. And besides, my readers don't care about my credentials, all they care about is my insight.", "Piper: Yes, that is true. Now, why don't you direct that famous insight towards the fact that I was attacked at P-3 today?", "Phoebe: Oh, my god. Are you okay?", "Piper: Well, I'm alive, which the demons won't be when I'm done with them providing I can find them.", "Phoebe: Wait. They're not in the book?", "Piper: Well, too many fit the description.", "Phoebe: God, that's so weird. Demons never attack at P-3.", "Piper: Even weirder, I don't think they wanted to kill me. One of them could've easily nailed me with a fireball, but then didn't.", "Phoebe: Huh.", "Piper: Here.", "(Piper hands her a potions vial filled with red liquid. Phoebe looks at it.)", "Phoebe: What's this?", "Piper: New policy. We carry them for protection at all times.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but if we don't know what kind of demon it is--", "Piper: Well, it doesn't matter. If it doesn't kill them, it will at least stun", "them.", "Phoebe: Wow. And I thought I was on a rampage.", "Piper: Well, I'm sending the underworld a message. Basically, back off, and let me live my life.", "Phoebe: And I'm going to help you with that, but first I have to deal with my column. You want me to have a life, too, don't you?", "Piper: If you must.", "(And with that, Phoebe leaves the kitchen.)", "[Scene: Magic School. Leo's office.]", "(Leo is at work.)", "Assistant: Is there anything else, sir?", "Leo: I need a copy to go to every teacher and tell Mr. Feeney a definite yes on", "the after-school TK classes.", "Assistant: I'll take care of it right away.", "(The assistant leaves. Leo turns back to Paige who is sitting across his desk.)", "Leo: So you bombed with your charge, huh?", "Paige: Yeah. I'd say majorly.", "Leo: Well, don't let it get you down. Reluctant charges come with the", "territory.", "Paige: Well, I'm kind of wishing the Elders could've maybe given me a little bit more to go on. Let's see. I know that they told me he's had several whitelighters, and he has the power of hyperspeed. I pretty much could've found that out on Google.", "(There's a jingle.)", "Leo: Hold that thought.", "(Leo looks over at Paige's right.)", "Leo: Yes?", "(Lawrence appears in the office clutching his stomach.)", "Lawrence: I'm not feeling very well. Could you fill in for meat corporealizing", "class?", "Leo: No problem. Go on, get some rest.", "Lawrence: Thanks. (Lawrence vanishes. Paige looks at Leo and smiles, impressed with what she's seen.)", "Leo: What?", "Paige: Nothing. You're just impressive, that's all.", "Leo: What do you mean?", "Paige: Well, I was the headmistress of this school for a year. And, uh, you make it look easy, and I know it's anything but.", "Leo: Thanks.", "Paige: So, you need an assistant?", "(She smiles at him.)", "Leo: Paige.", "Paige: What? I don't think I'm cut out for this whitelighter stuff. And I", "still don't trust the Elders.", "Leo: Why, because they didn't tell you everything you needed to know about Mitchell? They don't tell you anything. They want you to get to know your charges yourself.", "Paige: Okay, then why do they send me out to some guy who hates whitelighters and doesn't even want to talk to me?", "Leo: Well, you've got to find a way to make him talk. It's your job. You're his guide. Look, Paige, if you don't get him to use his powers, there's a lot of future innocents that are going to be lost.", "Paige: Gee, thanks. No pressure there.", "Leo: The Elders wouldn't give you this assignment if they didn't think you could handle it. Use your instincts. Be creative. Look, once I had these charges who were a little less than willing to use their powers. So I had to assimilate myself into their lives, get them to trust me before I could help them. Pretended to be a handy man, worked like a charm.", "Paige: Let me guess. You married one of them?", "Leo: Well, let's just say that the Charmed Ones make Mitchell look like a piece of cake.", "[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Hallway.]", "(Phoebe presses the elevator button. She's on the phone.)", "Phoebe: I don't care what they say in the legal department. That guy is not", "touching one word of what I've written.", "(The elevator bell dings and the doors open.)", "Phoebe: Uh, you know what? I'll be right there in a second.", "(Phoebe shuts her phone off as she steps into the elevator. The man and the woman inside step out. Phoebe presses the button and the doors close.)", "[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Elevator.]", "(Two demons shimmer into the elevator behind Phoebe. She's unaware of their presence.) (Lantos takes out a pair of scissors. The other grabs Phoebe from behind. She immediately starts struggling. She uses the wall, runs up it and flips herself over bringing her back between the two demons.)", "Phoebe: Aah! (She kicks Lantos behind her in the stomach while pushing the second demon back against the wall in front of her. She takes out the potion and throws it at the second demon. He explodes into a white cloud of smoke.)", "(Lantos comes up from behind Phoebe and quickly snips off a lock of her hair.)", "(Phoebe turns around, grabs the hand holding the scissors and twists it down. She hits Lantos across the face. With the scissors in her hand, she turns and stabs it at him.)", "(Lantos shimmers out.)", "(Phoebe hits the elevator wall.)", "(She starts to tug at the scissors with both hands trying to get it out of the wall.)", "(The elevator bell dings.)", "(The doors open to Phoebe pulling the scissors out of the wall. She turns and sees a woman in the hallway waiting for the elevator.)", "(The woman looks at her strangely.)", "(Phoebe brushes the linger white smoke with her hand trying to clear it.)", "Phoebe: (sheepishly) It's my favorite scissors. I knew I left them somewhere.", "(Phoebe steps out of the elevator. She coughs as she walks past the people in the hallway.) (The man and the woman in the hallway peer into the elevator before stepping inside.)", "[Scene: Underworld. Imara's lair.]", "(Imara looks at the lock of Phoebe's hair.)", "Imara: What pretty hair she has. This is going to be fun.", "Lantos: I was lucky to get out of there alive. Her powers of intuition -", "Imara: (interrupts) Won't do any good once she's trapped inside my cage.", "Lantos: Still, if her sisters can anticipate like she can -", "Imara: They can't. Phoebe's power is unique. I wonder how men look at her.", "With lustful hearts, no doubt.", "Lantos: Maybe we should hold off on the transfer until we're sure.", "Imara: How long have we been watching them? By now, we know The Charmed Ones better than anyone, including Zankou.", "Lantos: But their bond is strong.", "(Imara gives him an irritated look, tired of his interruptions.)", "Lantos: To fool them even for a day--", "(She walks over to him and pushes him back. Lantos goes flying across the room, landing on the floor with a thud.)", "Lantos: uhh!", "Imara: Like I've said, we've learned enough.", "(She turns back and puts the lock of hair on the tray held by a hand maiden.)", "[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Phoebe's office.]", "(Phoebe is on the phone. She's looking at her compact trying to get a glimpse of the back of her head.)", "Phoebe: I cannot believe they cut a piece from my hair, and I just spent $250 on a cut and color.", "Piper: (from phone) What?", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Kitchen.]]", "(Piper is on the phone as she carries Wyatt and Chris' food to them.)", "Piper: You spent $250 on a haircut? You could have bought a week's worth of", "groceries with that.", "Phoebe: Okay. I don't think the price of my haircut should be your main concern right now.", "Piper: (sighs) Okay, you're right. Actually, this is good news.", "Phoebe: For whom exactly?", "Piper: All of us. I mean, how many demons specialize in cutting someone's hair? It should make them easier to find. What did he look like? Long coat and greasy hair?", "Phoebe: Yeah, and wielding some mean scissors, which, by the way, I have.", "Piper: Oh, good. We can use them to scry with.", "(Phoebe looks up and sees Dr. Randall in the bullpen.)", "Phoebe: Okay. I'll drop them off at home as soon as I deal with someone else", "who wants a piece of me. I've got to go.", "Piper: Wait. Phoebe, wait ...", "(Phoebe hangs up.)", "(Dr. Randall walks into Phoebe's office.)", "Dr. Randall: Ms. Halliwell. Hello. I'm Dr. Randall.", "Phoebe: Yes. I know exactly who you are. You're the guy hereto ruin my column.", "Dr. Randall: Hmm. I sense some displaced anger.", "Phoebe: Oh, no. It's very well placed. And you can put your red pencil away", "because you're not touching a thing that I've written.", "Dr. Randall: Well, I'm afraid you don't have a say in the matter.", "Phoebe: Oh, really? Because the column is called \"Ask Phoebe.\" So I'm pretty sure I do.", "[Scene: Underworld. Imara's lair.]", "(The large cauldron bubbles as Imara holds the lock of hair and chants.)", "Imara: (chanting)", "Ekat ym lous. Ekat a demrahc enu. Edart meht won. (She drops the lock of hair into the pot. It explodes. Imara falls back to the floor. Black smoke rises out from Imara and disappears through the cavern ceiling.)", "[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Phoebe's office.]", "(Dr. Randall continues to talk with Phoebe.)", "Dr. Randall: Let me remind you, you're not the doctor ... I am. After all, I", "don't see any diplomas on your walls.", "(Dr. Randall walks over to the wall, his back turned to Phoebe.)", "(Phoebe glows, a white haze is pulled out of her and disappears down into the floor while the black smoke rises up and infuses itself in her body.) (Imara's soul, now in Phoebe's body, picks up the compact, opens it and looks at herself in the small mirror. She likes what she sees.)", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Nice. [Scene: Underworld. Imara's lair.]", "(Two demons drag Phoebe, now in Imara's body, back into a golden cage.)", "Phoebe (IN Imara): What's going on? Where am I?", "Demon2: You're with us now, Phoebe.", "(They put her in the cage.)", "Demon2: Get in the cage.", "(The demon closes the door on her. Lantos steps forward waving a red crystal in his hand. The crystal glows and the cage is magically enforced as it glows.)", "Lantos: Hello, witch. I hope you enjoy the view. It'll be the last one you ever have.", "(Lantos steps away as Phoebe looks around the cage.)", "[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Phoebe's office.]", "(Dr. Randall, unaware that anything has happened, continues to talk with \"Phoebe\". \"Phoebe\" closes the compact.)", "Dr. Randall: So, whether you like it or not, you and I are going to be working together for a long time. Do we understand each other?", "(\"Phoebe\" looks at Dr. Randall and walks over to him.)", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Do you think I'm hot?", "Dr. Randall: Uh, excuse me?", "(She grabs him by his lapels and kisses him full on the lips. She lets him go.)", "Imara (IN Phoebe): This is going to be fun.", "(\"Phoebe\" heads out of her office.)", "[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Bullpen.]", "(With her bag slung over her shoulder, \"Phoebe\" walks through the bullpen. She winks at the co-worker watching her go.)", "Piper: (v.o.) Any luck finding our demons?", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Living room.]", "(Leo sits on the couch looking through a thick book. Piper walks into the room carrying more books in her hands.)", "Leo: Nope.", "(She puts them down on the side table with the other books.)", "Piper: Well, good. I'm glad it just wasn't me. By the way, thanks.", "Leo: For what?", "Piper: For coming home to help me in the middle of the day.", "Leo: You were attacked.", "Piper: Yeah, I'm working on that not happening so much anymore.", "Leo: Well, you know, Piper, you can't scare away all the demons all the time.", "You know that.", "Piper: No, but I can make them think twice about attacking again, can't I? Besides, I'd like to think that one day you could come home in the middle of the day for, I don't know ... lunch?", "Leo: Hmm. Well, you know, we could find something else to do for, like, an hour or so.", "(Leo looks at her suggestively. Piper grins back at him.)", "Piper: Take it easy. Keep checking.", "(Leo flips through the book.)", "Leo: Hmm. You know, I'm thinking whoever wanted the hair was probably working", "for an upper-level demon. The question is who.", "Piper: (thinking) Mmm ... soul swapper?", "(Piper sits down on the sofa facing Leo.)", "Leo: Could be. Or voodoo priestess ... or witch doctor, or demonic cloner.", "(She picks up a book.)", "Piper: A cloner? That wouldn't be such a bad thing. At least then I'd have", "another sister to fight demons with.", "(Off screen, we hear the front door close. \"Phoebe\" walks into the room.)", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Did someone say \"fight demons?\" 'Cause I am so there.", "Piper: What are you doing back so soon?", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Uh ... what do you mean?", "Piper: What happened with the shrink?", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Oh, I took care of him.", "(\"Phoebe\" turns and catches a glimpse of herself in the mirror. She gasps.)", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Oh, my god.", "Piper: Oh, for god sakes. Your hair looks fine.", "(\"Phoebe\" turns her back to the mirror trying to get a glimpse of what she looks like from behind.)", "Leo: You know, maybe we should go up and check the Book of Shadows again.", "Piper: I already checked it.", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Maybe we should check again.", "(Piper looks at \"Phoebe\".)", "Imara (IN Phoebe): I mean, I'm just saying that we have to fight demons, right?", "(Outnumbered, Piper shuts the book she's holding and gets to her feet.)", "(\"Phoebe\" turns to leave, but stops to admire herself in the mirror again.)", "(She turns and leaves.)", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Attic.]", "(\"Phoebe \" is looking through the Book of Shadows. Leo is pacing the floor thinking while Piper sits on a stool looking through another book.)", "Phoebe: Any idea what these demon creeps are looking for?", "Leo: Not yet. But the more I think about it, the more I'm leaning towards soul swapping.", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Soul swapping? No, I don't buy it.", "Leo: Well, if it was voodoo, they could have just stolen a comb or brush to get the hair. See, soul swapping is more powerful. It requires fresh ingredients, which explains why they needed the freshly cut hair.", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Yeah, but demons have tried to impersonate us before, and it's never worked. I mean, we just ... know each other too well.", "Piper: She's got a point, and besides ... at least we still have the scissors to scry for them with.", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Scissors?", "Piper: Are they in your purse? I'll go get them.", "(Piper closes the book and hops off the stool. Thinking quickly, \"Phoebe\" gasps loudly and takes a step back.)", "(Piper stops. She and Leo both turn around.)", "Leo: Phoebe?", "Piper: What? Did you have a premonition?", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Yes, I did. A very big one. (She steps up to the Book and points to the page.) This is the guy. This is the guy we're looking for right here.", "(Piper and Leo approach to look.)", "Piper: Daleek? Oh, he doesn't look like any of the demons that attacked us.", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Are you sure?", "Leo: You know, maybe he's working with him.", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Yeah, that's probably it.", "Leo: \"Upper-level demon, works above ground.\" You know, it could be a Zankou plant. Wouldn't be the first time.", "Piper: But it doesn't say anything about him cutting hair.", "Imara (IN Phoebe): But I saw him posing as a civilian in my premonition. What more proof do we need?", "Piper: Okay, but -", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Great! (\"Phoebe\" heads for the door.) I'll meet you downstairs. I'm going to go slip into something a little bit more sexy.", "Piper: Sexy? (\"Phoebe\" stops.) Phoebe, we're killing a demon, not going to the club.", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Did I say sexy? I meant ... comfortable.", "(\"Phoebe\" turns and heads for the door again. Piper stops her.)", "Piper: Wait!", "Imara (IN Phoebe): (whispers, irritated) God. Now what.", "Piper: Maybe we shouldn't go after this guy until we have the power of three.", "Leo: Well, you can call Paige if you need her, but now that she's a whitelighter, you got to get used to working without her. She's not going to be around as much.", "Imara (IN Phoebe): What he said.", "Leo: Yeah, and besides, you have potions. If it does turn out to bean upper-level demon, it's nothing you haven't handled before.", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Couldn't have said it any better myself.", "(Piper turns and looks at her.)", "Imara (IN Phoebe): I'm going to go change.", "(\"Phoebe\" turns to leave the attic.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Underworld. Imara's lair.]", "(Meanwhile, \"Imara\" is stuck in the cage. She gingerly tries to touch the lock, but it zaps her. She pulls her hand back.)", "Phoebe (IN Imara): Ow! Ow!", "(Lantos watches from behind.)", "Lantos: (amused) You have somewhere to go?", "(He laughs.)", "Lantos: I can't believe I was worried we wouldn't pull this off.", "Phoebe (IN Imara): I'll get out of here eventually.", "Lantos: Urgh. With a face like that, you're better off in the cage.", "(\"Imara\" turns and catches her reflection in the mirror. She gasps.)", "Phoebe (IN Imara): Ohh.", "Lantos: Aww. Don't feel all that Charmed now, do you?", "Phoebe (IN Imara): My sisters will get me out of this cage ... and this body.", "Lantos: You're forgetting. For them to come to your rescue, they first have to", "realize that Imara's in your body.", "Phoebe (IN Imara): You don't think they can tell when there's a demon in the house?", "Lantos: There was a demon in your house not long ago: Zankou. And everything he learned, we learned. Imara broke into his lair, stole all his information. Now she knows everything about you.", "Phoebe (IN Imara): I don't care. My sisters will figure it out.", "Lantos: By then, it'll be too late for both you and Zankou. We'll have killed all his allies, weakened him to the point where he can no longer rule. And as for you, you're only keeping Imara's body alive so her soul can return to it. Too bad there won't be a body for your soul to return to.", "(Lantos steps away leaving \"Imara\" thinking.)", "[Scene: Mitchell Haines' Auto Shop.]", "(Mitchell Haines is working in his shop. He hears tires screech and a car hitting something. He quickly stops what he's doing and runs to take a look.)", "[Scene: Outside Mitchell Haines' Auto Shop.]", "(Mitchell Haines steps outside. He stops when he sees a car smashed into an electrical pole.)", "Mitchell Haines: Oh, no.", "(Inside, is a blonde-haired woman.)", "Woman: Help me! Please! Someone! Help!", "(Mitchell glances around, then uses his hyper-speed to get to the car. He looks up at the electrical pole hovering at a precarious angle, ready to fall at any moment. He quickly opens the door, gets the woman out and with an extra burst of speed, carries her to safety just as the electrical pole comes crashing down on the car.)", "[Scene: Mitchell Haines' Auto Shop.]", "(He gently places the woman on the floor inside his auto shop.)", "Mitchell Haines: Are you okay? Are you hurt?", "(White orb lights surround the woman and she changes back into Paige.)", "Paige: Surprise.", "Mitchell Haines: What the hell? (Realizing he's been tricked, Mitchell backs", "away from her. She gets up.) What are you doing? Are you out of your mind?", "Paige: Look, I'm just trying to show you that your powers can save lives. You didn't have to save mine, but you could have if you had to.", "Mitchell Haines: So you tricked me?", "Paige: Technically. (He nods, yes.) Here's the thing. I'm trying to remind you of what your powers can do, and why you can't just walk away from a gift like that.", "Mitchell Haines: The hell I can't.", "Paige: Mitchell, please--", "Mitchell Haines: You don't know me. You don't know meat all.", "(Mitchell storms away from her.)", "Paige: Could someone tell me why I'm trying to help this person?", "[Scene: Magic School. Great hall and hallway.]", "(Paige talks with Leo. They walk across the great hall and out to the hallway.)", "Leo: You crashed your car?", "Paige: It was a rental. What? I got the insurance.", "Leo: That's not the point, Paige.", "Paige: Look, you told me to trust my instincts, right? I did.", "Leo: Yeah, to earn his trust, not destroy it.", "Paige: Maybe there's a reason nobody's been able to get through to him. Maybe", "he just can't be gotten to.", "Leo: Look, I don't think there's any such thing as a lost cause, Paige.", "Paige: All right. Maybe it's just time to get somebody else.", "Leo: Paige. Paige. What? I mean it. Call the Elders and have them get another Whitelighter 'cause I'm done. I can't do it.", "Leo: So you're just going to give up?", "(Paige turns to walk away, but stops and looks back at Leo.)", "Paige: I cannot force Mitchell to be a witch. I can't.", "Leo: Maybe that's your problem.", "Paige: What?", "Leo: He's not just a witch, Paige. He's a person, too, and actually, he was a", "person first. Your powers are tied to your emotions, so stop concentrating on him as a witch and start focusing on him as a man.", "(Paige considers that advice.)", "[Scene: State building. Lobby]", "(\"Phoebe\" and Piper walk through the lobby heading toward the front desk. \"Phoebe\" is dressed in yet another outfit and wearing spiked-hells, wobbling as she walks.)", "Piper: We're vanquishing a City Councilman? Are you crazy?", "Imara (AS Phoebe): I saw him posing as a civilian. You were fine with it before.", "Phoebe: Yeah, that's because I thought we were going to find him in an alley or a warehouse somewhere, not downtown.", "Imara (AS Phoebe): You insisted that I come home from work so we could deal with it.", "Piper: Okay, would you stop clickity-clacking in those things for one second? Look, I want to kill demons just as much as you do, probably even more, but we can't afford to be reckless, especially with Sheridan lurking around.", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Sheridan?", "Piper: Yeah. This morning at the bar?", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Oh, right. Sorry. I got demon councilman on the brain.", "Piper: We really don't want heron our case again.", "(\"Phoebe\" stops and checks her reflection in the fire extinguisher glass.)", "Piper: What are you doing? Are you checking yourself out?", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Yeah. It's not a crime.", "Piper: No, but now is not the time. Don't be so vain.", "Imara (IN Phoebe): I just want to look presentable, okay? 'Cause we are", "meeting a Councilman, for god sakes.", "(\"Phoebe\" heads for the front desk. Piper follows her.)", "Piper: Well, then maybe you should put on a jacket.", "(They turn the corner.)", "Piper: A Councilman you think might be evil.", "Imara (AS Phoebe): I know is evil, and you will, too, once you freeze the", "scene.", "Piper: Yeah. If he ever moves, he's not freezing.", "RECEPTIONIST: Can I help you?", "(Piper freezes the receptionist and everyone there.)", "Piper: No.", "(She and \"Phoebe\" leave and head for the Councilman's office.)", "[Scene: State building. Councilman Wexler's office.]", "(Councilman Wexler is sitting behind his desk going through some papers. The door opens and he looks up to find Piper and \"Phoebe\" walking into his office.)", "Piper: Excuse me. Councilman Wexler?", "Councilman Wexler: (stands up) I'm sorry. Do we have an appointment?", "Imara (AS Phoebe): No, Daleek, actually, we don't. (Councilman Wexler powers up a fireball. Piper blasts him, but only manages to blow-up his fireball and push him back into the wall.)", "(\"Phoebe\" throws the potion vial and it hits Councilman Wexler. He explodes.)", "Imara (AS Phoebe): Wow! That was awesome. What was in that?", "Piper: Who cares? Let's go.", "(Piper turns and rushes out of the office.)", "[Scene: State building. Lobby.]", "(\"Phoebe\" follows her.)", "Imara (AS Phoebe): Hey. What's the rush? Everyone's frozen anyway.", "Piper: Yeah, well, I don't want to be here when they unfreeze and figure out", "that their boss is missing.", "Phoebe: No one will ever know we were here. (As Piper and \"Phoebe\" leave, the camera lingers on the security monitor. It shows both Piper and \"Phoebe\" in front of the front desk.)", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor.]", "(The front door opens. \"Phoebe\" and Piper return.)", "Piper: I think we should just concentrate on the demon who actually attacked", "us.", "Imara (AS Phoebe): We'll get him.", "Piper: When?", "Imara (AS Phoebe): Well, when I try and get a few more premonitions. I mean, who knows how many demons Zankou has out there.", "Piper: But our first demon still has a piece of your hair, and who knows when he's going to use it or come back for more.", "Imara (AS Phoebe): (scoffs) Who cares? With a face like this, I could be bald and look great.", "(\"Phoebe\" turns and heads up the stairs. Piper stares at her.)", "Piper: What the hell's gotten into you?", "(\"Phoebe\" stops and turns around.)", "Imara (IN Phoebe): What do you mean?", "Piper: What do I mean? You're walking around like a crazy person. That is", "when you're not stopping to check yourself out in every shiny surface you walk past.", "Phoebe: Well, I think I'm just a little scattered and overwhelmed, you know, with the column and all these demons and trying to help you find a normal life.", "Piper: And I appreciate that, but it doesn't require us going a mile a minute.", "Phoebe: Well, you said you wanted to make a statement to the demon world. And what better statement than to kill a lot of demons, right?", "Piper: Right. Where are you going?", "Phoebe: I'm going upstairs to change my outfit. (Points to her outfit.) I've been in this for like the last hour. (\"Phoebe\" disappears upstairs just as the doorbell rings. Piper turns to answer it.)", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Foyer.]", "(The front door opens. Piper finds Sheridan on the front porch.)", "Piper: Inspector. Hello.", "Inspector Sheridan: Piper.", "(Sheridan walks into the house uninvited.)", "Piper: What, uh, brings you all the way out here?", "(Piper closes the door.)", "Inspector Sheridan: Well, actually ... this does.", "(Sheridan hands Piper the security camera photo of Piper and \"Phoebe\" at the front desk.)", "Inspector Sheridan: The City Councilman's gone missing, and according to that photograph, the two of you were the last people to see him before he disappeared.", "Piper: And you think we had something to do with that?", "Inspector Sheridan: I don't know. (Sheridan takes the photo from Piper.) Did you?", "Piper: No. I mean, we went to talk to him about some branches that were hanging over our backyard.", "Inspector Sheridan: That's interesting, considering that he's not really your councilman.", "Piper: Right ... which we figured out when we talked to him.", "Inspector Sheridan: Oh.", "Piper: Satisfied?", "Inspector Sheridan: No, I'm not. First, there's a robbery that doesn't look like a robbery. Then a Councilman mysteriously vanishes, and both times, one of you is there.", "Piper: Coincidence.", "Inspector Sheridan: I don't believe in coincidences. We'll keep in touch.", "(Sheridan leaves. Piper closes the door behind her.)", "[Scene: Underworld. Imara's lair.]", "(\"Imara\" is pacing in her cage.)", "Phoebe (IN Imara): Come on, Phoebe, there's got to be a way out of here.", "(Lantos returns.)", "Lantos: Hey! Give it a rest, will ya? You're tiring out her body. Imara's", "going to need her strength when she returns to kill your sisters.", "Phoebe (IN Imara): Yeah? What makes you think I'd let any demon -- (\"Imara\" gasps and collapses in her cage. Lantos and the other demons look surprised.)", "Lantos: What's the matter with you? Get up.", "(\"Imara\" looks around and gets to her feet.)", "Phoebe (IN Imara): What happened? What am I doing here? (She turns and looks", "at Lantos.) They figured it out. They reversed the spell. Well, don't just stand there, you fools. Let me out of here.", "Lantos: What are you talking about?", "Phoebe (IN Imara): Don't you see? The witches switched our souls back. It's me.", "Demon2: Imara.", "Phoebe (IN Imara): Hurry, we don't have much time. Open up and let me out.", "(Demon 2 takes a step forward. Lantos stops him.)", "Lantos: Wait. (to \"Imara\") How do we know it's really you?", "Phoebe (IN Imara): You dare challenge me? Open the cage or I'll kill you both.", "Demon2: Same temper.", "Lantos: (to the demon) Still, we've been planning this for months, and they", "figure it out in a couple of hours? (to \"Imara\") I don't think so.", "Phoebe (IN Imara): They wouldn't have suspected anything if you hadn't left the scissors behind. That's right, you screwed up. Now let me out of here before they get here and kill us all.", "Lantos: Stay here. I'm going to go above ground. See for myself.", "Phoebe (IN Imara): Idiot! Phoebe will kill you the moment she sees you.", "LANTOS: Unless you're Phoebe, and this is just a trick. Don't let her out until I return.", "(Lantos shimmers out of the cave.)", "Phoebe (IN Imara): The witches will vanquish him, then they'll come back and", "vanquish all of you unless you let me out of here now.", "[Scene: Mitchell's auto shop.]", "(Mitchell is working, banging on a metal piece with a hammer when Paige orbs in.)", "Paige: Hi. (Mitchell stands up and pulls out a rag from his back pocket. He doesn't bother looking at her.)", "Mitchell Haines: Get out.", "Paige: Nope, I'm not going away this time.", "(Mitchell turns to leave, but Paige steps forward to block his path.)", "Paige: And neither are you. Look, I know why you stopped using magic, okay? I", "did some research.", "Mitchell Haines: You don't know anything.", "Paige: I know what happened.", "Mitchell Haines: Leave me alone.", "(He takes a step aside, Paige blocks his path again.)", "Paige: You're not going to run from me like you've run from all the others.", "Something happened to your fiancee, right? Jennifer?", "(He uses his hyper-speed, but Paige orbs into his path.)", "(He stops.)", "Paige: I can do this all night.", "Mitchell Haines: Why are you doing this to me?", "Paige: Look, I don't give a rat's ass about you being a witch or not. I'm just", "trying to help you. You're not just running away from your gift, you're running away from yourself. You really loved her, didn't you?", "Mitchell Haines: Yes, I did.", "Paige: How'd she die?", "Mitchell Haines: I was supposed to meet her. I was late, I can't remember why. By the time I got there, they had already killed her. Demons. They didn't want her. She didn't even know what they were, who I was. They were there for me, but I was ... late. If only I'd used my speed, I might have been there in time to do s-som --", "Paige: You can't know that. You're never going to be able to know that. When my parents died, I blamed myself. I even used magic to try and go back in time and fix it, but I couldn't. The thing is, we're never, ever going to be able to fix everything, or save everybody, because at the end of the day, you and I are just ... people who have the ability to help other people.", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Attic.]", "(\"Phoebe\" rushes into the attic in yet another outfit.)", "Imara (AS Phoebe): Aren't you cold?", "(Piper is looking through the Book of Shadows.)", "Piper: No, but, then again, I actually have clothes on.", "Imara (AS Phoebe): Yeah, I know, it's kind of skimpy, but it's just so cute, I", "couldn't help myself.", "Piper: Okay, can we get back to the demons?", "Imara (AS Phoebe): Right. (\"Phoebe\" walks over to the Book of Shadows.) You betcha. Let's see. (She starts flipping through the Book. She finds the page she wants, places her hands on the Book and gasps loudly.)", "Imara (AS Phoebe): Benzor.", "Piper: Benzor?", "Imara (AS Phoebe): Upper-level demon. I saw him posing as a judge, and he probably is working for Zankou, too.", "Piper: You got all that from one premonition?", "Imara (AS Phoebe): Pretty good, huh?", "(\"Phoebe's\" cell phone rings. \"Phoebe\" doesn't move.)", "Piper: Are you going to get that?", "(\"Phoebe\" looks blankly at Piper.)", "Piper: Your phone.", "Imara (AS Phoebe): Oh, right.", "(\"Phoebe\" goes to her bag, opens it, takes out her phone and answers it.)", "Imara (AS Phoebe): (to phone) Hello? (blankly) Dr. Randall? (pause) Oh,", "yes. Dr. Randall. You know what, just do what you want,-- (Piper's head whips up from the Book.) --because I don't really care.", "(\"Phoebe\" hangs up.)", "(Off screen, we hear a baby crying.)", "Piper: I'll be right back.", "(Piper leaves the attic.)", "(As soon as she's gone, Lantos shimmers into the attic holding a fireball in the palm of his hand.)", "(\"Phoebe\" turns around.)", "Imara (IN Phoebe): What are you doing here?", "Lantos: Imara?", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Well, who else would it be? Why aren't you watching the", "witch?", "(Lantos powers down the fireball.)", "Lantos: She said they sent you back to your body. I came to check.", "Imara (IN Phoebe): What?", "Piper: (o.s.) Phoebe, who are you talking to?", "(\"Phoebe\" turns to the doorway.)", "Phoebe: Piper, help!", "Lantos: What are you doing?", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Covering.", "(Piper steps into the attic.)", "Imara (IN Phoebe): (points) Blow him up.", "(\"Phoebe\" steps aside.)", "Lantos: No!", "(Piper waves her hands and blows Lantos up.)", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Phew. That was close, huh?", "Piper: That was the demon that attacked me in the club.", "Imara (IN Phoebe): And me in the elevator.", "(Paige orbs in.)", "Paige: Hey. What's up?", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Oh, Paige. Good. You're just in time.", "Paige: For what?", "Imara (IN Phoebe): To help us vanquish the demon that's trying to kill us.", "Piper: How do you know who it is?", "Imara (IN Phoebe): Well, the demon we just vanquished said her name. It's, uh", "... (\"Phoebe\" heads over to the Book of Shadows and looks through it, stopping at a page.) ... Imara. We have to vanquish her right away.", "[Scene: Underworld. Imara's lair.]", "(\"Imara\" is still in the cage working on Demon 2.)", "Demon2: I can't let you out. She'll kill me.", "Phoebe (IN Imara): She is me.", "Demon2: But Lantos said --", "Phoebe: (IN Imara): Lantos is dead, otherwise he would've returned by now.", "Demon2: (shakes his head) I don't know.", "Phoebe (IN Imara): If you do nothing, you'll be vanquished by the witches. But", "if you free me, you'll take Lantos' place and rule by my side. (Now that sounds appealing. Demon2 turns around and waves the crystal releasing the force field around the cage. The cage glows briefly. Demon2 unlocks and opens the cage door for \"Imara\".)", "Phoebe (IN Imara): You made a wise decision. (\"Imara\" reaches up and holds the bars above the cage door, swings herself up and kicks Demon2 in the chest. She steps out of the cage.)", "Demon2: Phoebe! Oh, no!", "(\"Imara\" puts her hands on her hips and looks down at Demon2. )", "(Through the reflection of the mirror behind her, we see The Charmed Ones orb into the cave. \"Imara\" turns and looks at them.)", "Phoebe (IN Imara): Well, it took you long enough.", "Imara (AS Phoebe): Actually, I think we're right on time.", "(\"Imara\" sees \"Phoebe\" reach for the potion.)", "Phoebe (IN Imara): No, don't --", "(\"Phoebe\" throws the potion and blows \"Imara\" up.)", "(Phoebe's white spirit remains and floats up into the air, disappearing through the ceiling.)", "(Piper and Paige stare up at the ceiling while \"Phoebe\" heads over to Demon2.)", "Paige: What was that?", "(\"Phoebe\" reaches down and holds onto Demon 2's shoulders.)", "Imara (IN Phoebe): That was Phoebe's soul. We just killed your sister.", "(\"Phoebe\" and Demon2 shimmer out of the cave leaving Piper and Paige stunned.)", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Sitting Room.]", "(Piper, Paige and Leo sit are in the sitting room. Piper paces back and forth.)", "Piper: I told you it was a soul swap, didn't I?", "Leo: I don't think right now is the time for \"I told you so's\".", "Piper: No, I think now is the perfect time, actually. There was obviously", "something wrong with her. Why didn't I do something?", "Paige: I don't think beating yourself up is going to do any good.", "Leo: Besides, how could we have known? You know? She took over Phoebe's body to kill demons. It's what Phoebe does.", "Piper: No, not lately, it isn't. Not with everything going on at work with her. I should've done something. I can't believe I didn't ...", "(Piper sinks down into the nearest chair.)", "Paige: All right, we should just concentrate on getting her back, okay?", "Piper: Back? Paige, her soul floated away. She's gone.", "Leo: (thinking) Not necessarily. I mean, we've dealt with spirits before. We", "know that they can keep themselves from moving on if their will is strong enough.", "Paige: Phoebe's definitely is.", "Piper: Okay, fine. Great. But Imara is still in her body, and I don't see her in a big hurry to give it up.", "Paige: Yeah, especially since we blew up her demonic body. Not that I'm saying it's anybody's fault.", "Leo: But you could always do another soul swap. Put Phoebe's soul back in her body, and send Imara's essence to, uh ...", "Paige: What, oblivion?", "Leo: Yeah, you just have to do the same ritual again.", "Piper: That requires a piece of Phoebe's hair, and I don't see Imara letting us get close enough to try.", "(Paige gets an idea.)", "Paige: No, but I think I might know somebody who can.", "(She turns and looks at Leo.)", "[Scene: Courthouse. Judge Hendrick's chambers]", "(Judge Thomas Hendricks is in his office when the door opens. \"Phoebe\" and Demon2 walk in.)", "Imara (AS Phoebe): Thomas Hendricks?", "Thomas Hendricks : Where'd you come from?", "Imara (AS Phoebe): Judge Thomas Hendricks?", "Thomas Hendricks : Who are you?", "Imara (AS Phoebe): Someone who doesn't want to work for your boss. Zankou? (Thomas Hendricks throws an energy dart at \"Phoebe\". She ducks and the dart blows up Demon2 standing behind her.)", "Imara (AS Phoebe): Damn, that was my favorite minion.", "(She turns and quickly throws the potion at the Judge. He explodes.)", "Imara (AS Phoebe): All right, who's next?", "(Suddenly, the door opens. A flash of white light enters the room. Mitchell Haines snips off a piece of \"Phoebe's\" hair.)", "Mitchell Haines: Thanks. (And with another burst of hyper speed, Mitchell is gone. The door shuts behind him.)", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Attic.]", "(Leo walks toward the potions table where Paige and Piper are working. Paige adds ingredients to the boiling pot while Piper looks over the spell.) (A bright light zooms in through the door and stops neat to Paige. It's Mitchell. He hands her the lock of hair.)", "Mitchell Haines: (panting) She's pretty pissed.", "Paige: (chuckles) Thanks.", "(Paige tosses the hair into the pot. The pot gives off a small explosion.)", "Paige: Whoo!", "(The smoke clears.)", "Piper: Wait.", "(Behind them, \"Phoebe\" shimmers into the room. Piper and Paige turn around.)", "Piper: Now.", "(They both start chanting.)", "Piper & Paige: (both)", "Lock of hair completes our goal, to help us reclaim our sister's soul, (\"Phoebe\" powers up a fireball and throws it at them. Without missing a beat, Piper raises her hand and blocks the fireball, exploding it in front of \"Phoebe\". \"Phoebe\" takes a step back landing on the floor with a thud.)", "Piper & Paige: (both) banish this demon, spare no pain, bring Phoebe back from the ghostly plane.\" (There's a small poof as Imara's soul is released from Phoebe's body. The black smoke rises up toward the ceiling.) (Phoebe's white soul quickly heads downward back into her own body. Phoebe looks up.) (With nowhere to go, Imara's soul lets out a painful cry as it sinks downward, disappearing into the floor.)", "(Phoebe scrambles to her feet.)", "Phoebe: Whoa. Ooh.", "Paige: Are you okay?", "Phoebe: (angry) No, I am not okay! How could you not know that thing was", "inside me? (Piper holds up the piece of paper with the spell on it, trying to block out Phoebe's anger.)", "Piper: Oh, don't start with me!", "(Phoebe notices Mitchell behind them.)", "Phoebe: Who's this guy?", "Paige: This is, um, my first charge. Mitchell. He saved you.", "(Phoebe turns and smiles at Mitchell.)", "Phoebe: Oh. Thank you.", "Mitchell Haines: Don't thank me. Thank my whitelighter. She saved me.", "Phoebe: (mumbles) He's cute.", "Piper & Paige: (both) She's back.", "[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Phoebe's office.]", "(Elise walks through the bullpen and heads to Phoebe's office. She puts the newspaper page on Phoebe's valise. Phoebe looks at it.)", "Phoebe: Ooh, do I even want to read this?", "Elise Rothman: Don't see why not, considering it's word for word what you wrote. Dr. Randall is no longer with the paper.", "Phoebe: Really? Did you fire him?", "Elise Rothman: He didn't leave me much choice. He, uh ... (chuckles) ... he claimed you came on to him.", "Phoebe: I did?", "Elise Rothman: Exactly. And that was just his first lie. He also said you told him he could do whatever he wanted to do with the column, that you didn't care one way or the other.", "Phoebe: (scoffs) Ugh. Well, he must have me confused with someone else.", "Elise Rothman: Which is exactly what I said when I kicked his butt out the door.", "Phoebe: That's fine by me. So are we going to be hiring someone else?", "Elise Rothman: I told legal we never had a problem with your column before, and until we do, back off.", "Phoebe: I appreciate that vote of confidence, Elise. But I've been thinking, and maybe my column could use a little bit more professional insight.", "Elise Rothman: How so?", "(Phoebe zips up her bag, grabs her things and heads out the door.)", "Phoebe: I'll let you know. I've gotta run it by my sisters first.", "(Phoebe leaves the office.)", "[Scene: P3]", "(Paige carries her drink over to where Piper's sitting.)", "Paige: Hey! How'd you fix this place up so fast?", "Paige: Potions? Spells?", "Piper: Even better. Husband.", "Paige: Ooh. Getting Leo to go back to work. Nothing says normal quite like", "that. And hey, we haven't had a demon attack all day.", "Piper: Well, hopefully the demon world took note of our rampage.", "Paige: I don't think killing Imara constitutes a rampage.", "Piper: No, but killing Imara, Daleek, and Benzor does.", "Paige: Okay, we didn't kill the last two.", "Piper: Yeah, but the demon world doesn't know that.", "Phoebe: No, they just think I did it.", "(Phoebe carries her bottled water and joins them.)", "Phoebe: Which is fine by me, actually.", "Piper: Me, too.", "(Phoebe sits down next to Piper.)", "Phoebe: Okay, so, you guys want to know what the real Phoebe's going to do", "next?", "Paige: What?", "Phoebe: I've decided that I'm going to go back to college.", "Piper: College? Again?", "Phoebe: Yeah. I think I want to get my graduate degree. This way, the paper'll get off my back, and I can actually get my professional credentials, and who knows? Maybe even be a better columnist.", "Piper: What happened to the woman who said her readers didn't care about credentials?", "Phoebe: Well, as a future psychologist, um, I can honestly say that I --", "Paige: Was swimming in a big bag of denial?", "Phoebe: Yes, exactly.", "Piper: What about the shrink at work?", "Phoebe: I don't think he'll be a problem anymore.", "Paige: Well, girls, unfortunately, I think Inspector Sheridan is going to be a problem.", "Phoebe: Wait, she's on our case again?", "Paige: And how.", "[Scene. San Francisco Police Department. Office]", "(Inspector Sheridan is sitting at her desk looking through a file marked, \"HALLIWELL\". There's a light knock at the door and Inspector Ryan steps into the office.)", "Inspector Ryan : Did you hear about Judge Hendricks?", "Inspector Sheridan: No, what?", "(Inspector Ryan puts his jacket on.)", "Inspector Ryan : He disappeared, too. Must be an epidemic.", "Inspector Sheridan: Yeah, must be.", "Inspector Ryan : If you need a hand with the Councilman's case, just let me", "know.", "Inspector Sheridan: No, it's all right. I got it.", "(Inspector Ryan nods and leaves. He closes the door behind him.)", "(Sheridan opens another file and continues reading.)" ]	Charmed	07x19	Freaky Phoebe	bunniefuu
Charmed_07x20.json	[ "Posing as baby Wyatt's imaginary friend, a demon works his magic in an attempt to turn the toddler evil. When Piper decides to write a spell to understand what the toddler is saying, she accidentally brings Wyatt from 25 years in the future to the present. Things get tricky when the family discovers that future Wyatt is evil and eventually tries to squash all the good from baby Wyatt. When Leo discovers what the demon is up to, he sets out to help turn Wyatt good again." ]	[ "[Scene: Manor, Attic. Paige is making a potion. There's a small explosion. The phones are also on the table.]", "Paige: Ah, damn it!", "(Piper enters.)", "Piper: Shh! Keep it down. I just got Chris to sleep.", "Paige: Well, if you were here to help me, you know, that would maybe help.", "Piper: Yes, and I will do that, but first I need to make sure Wyatt's okay at preschool. Have you seen the phone?", "Paige: Preschool? Don't you mean magic school?", "Piper: No, I mean preschool. We enrolled him last week, remember?", "Paige: You didn't tell me that. Did you?", "Piper: Yes, and you said you were worried about him using magic in public.", "Paige: Oh. And what'd you say?", "Piper: I said I was worried about him having a normal life.", "Paige: Huh. All right. Cool. I'm all up to speed now. It's just with these charges and these demons attacking, eh, I'm a little scattered.", "(Paige adds something in the potion.)", "Piper: And that's different how exactly?", "Paige: I just don't know why the Elders couldn't see fit to give me a local witch instead of a New Zealand witch.", "Piper: I don't know, but I need the phone.", "(She sees the phones.)", "Paige: No! No. No using the phone.", "Piper: Why are all the handsets up here?", "Paige: Because I am trying to prevent a demon attack.", "Piper: What?", "Paige: Look, all the attacks have been different, right? And all the demons have had different powers. The one thing I've noticed is that every time a phone rings, a demon attacks.", "Piper: No, they don't. Phoebe called earlier and nothing happened.", "Paige: Really? (The Elders jingle. She groans.) Stop the jingling, already. I'll be there as soon as I can. Charges. (The phone rings. Demon shimmers in and throws an energy ball. They duck. Piper tries to blow up the demon, but he falls to the floor. Paige throws a potion at the demon. Nothing. Demon creates another energy ball.) Piper!", "(Piper blows him up.)", "Piper: You might be right about that phone thing.", "Opening Credits", "[Scene: Manor, Attic. Piper hangs up the phone.]", "Piper: That was Wyatt's preschool. I wonder what they wanted.", "Paige: Well, I am more interested in these demons and what they wanted and try to figure out how to vanquish them.", "Piper: It just doesn't sound right. Why would demons attack when the phone rings?", "Paige: And they're all different demons, remember? The last one even looked kind of human. Better add some mandrake root in case they're shape shifters.", "Piper: Wait, the last attack happened when the preschool called, too, didn't it?", "Paige: Yeah, I think you're right. Do you think Wyatt is creating these demons?", "Piper: That's ridiculous.", "Paige: Well, he created the dragons.", "Piper: One! One lousy dragon. You're gonna hold it against him for his entire life.", "(Phoebe enters.)", "Phoebe: Oh, no. Let me guess, another demon attack?", "Paige: Or Wyatt's acting up again.", "Piper: Or Paige is overreacting again.", "Paige: Wyatt has been isolating himself at preschool and only talking to himself.", "Piper: Who said he's only talking to himself?", "Paige: (sing song) I heard the message.", "Phoebe: That's odd.", "Piper: No, it's not odd. Just because he's talking to himself does not mean he's creating demons.", "Phoebe: Except he's kind of quiet around home.", "Piper: So?", "Phoebe: So Wyatt's in his second stage of development. I mean, his sense of language should be maturing. Which means he should be talking to other people, not just himself.", "Piper: I'm very sorry you went back to college.", "Phoebe: I know, but it's really helping with my column. And that has absolutely nothing to do with why Wyatt is creating demons.", "Piper: He's not creating demons!", "Phoebe: Well, let's see. Maybe it's a reaction to preschool. Some kind of Freudian transference or something?", "Piper: Mumbo-jumbo!", "Phoebe: Look, all I'm saying is, if he's talking to himself, the problems may be normal, not magical.", "Piper: Normal problems like what?", "(Phoebe shakes her head.)", "Phoebe: I have no idea. It could be anything. (She sighs.) I could ask my professor. She's the expert.", "Piper: But I...", "Phoebe: Be back soon!", "(She leaves. Piper picks up the phone.)", "Paige: Hey, what are you doing? Put the phone down.", "Piper: I have to call the preschool.", "Paige: Well, then use your cell phone.", "(She takes the phone from Piper.)", "[Scene: Preschool. A teacher steps out of the room. Leo walks over.]", "Leo: Ms. Henderson, hey. I came as soon as I could.", "Ms. Henderson: Leo, what are you doing here?", "Leo: Well, you called about Wyatt, right?", "Ms. Henderson: Yeah. But I said it was nothing to worry about. I thought I made that clear.", "Leo: Well, I was in the area. Is he all right?", "Ms. Henderson: He's just talking to himself. I mean, I wouldn't have even bothered calling if your wife hadn't asked me to.", "Leo: She's very protective. He's-he's a special kid.", "Ms. Henderson: Oh, they're all special, Leo.", "Leo: Right, but he has special needs.", "Ms. Henderson: Special needs? You never said Wyatt was a special needs child.", "Leo: Not like that. He's, um, gifted.", "Ms. Henderson: First child?", "Leo: Is it that obvious?", "Ms. Henderson: Do you want to see him?", "Leo: Please.", "(They enter the classroom. Wyatt is sitting with a teddy bear by himself.)", "Ms. Henderson: Oh, there he is.", "Leo: Oh, um, how long has he been doing that...talking to himself?", "Ms. Henderson: Oh, I don't know. On and off since he first started coming here, I guess.", "Leo: Oh, and, uh, is that normal?", "Ms. Henderson: Normal? No. But I don't think you should be alarmed. He's just playing by himself. Lots of kids do that.", "Leo: Mm-hmm.", "(Vicus is in front of Wyatt. He laughs.)", "Vicus: I really like our conversations, Wyatt. But you know I'm a secret, right? Nobody else can see me.", "Ms. Henderson: You're just not used to letting him go during the day. Happens to lots of first-time parents.", "Leo: It's more complicated.", "Ms. Henderson: I see this every day. Trust me, it's not.", "Leo: You know, he wasn't feeling very well this morning. Maybe I should just take him home, you know, just-just to be safe.", "Ms. Henderson: Uh, well, okay, if you really think that's best.", "Vicus: Now we won't be able to talk much longer...", "Leo: Thanks.", "Vicus: But don't worry, I'll be back. I promise.", "(Leo crouches in front of Wyatt.)", "Leo: Okay, buddy, come on. Are you ready? Let's go home, okay?", "(Vicus stands up. Leo picks Wyatt up and walks away.)", "Vicus: See you soon, Wyatt. I want to hear more about that special teddy bear.", "Leo: (to Ms. Henderson) See you later.", "(They leave. Vicus disappears.)", "[Scene: Underworld. Vicus' Lair. Vicus appears. A demon comes to him.]", "Demon: Vicus. I was getting worried.", "Vicus: You failed me.", "Demon: We didn't fail. We've been distracting the witches for you, dying relentlessly.", "Vicus: But you haven't sustained the distractions. The father took the boy from school, just as I was starting to make some progress.", "Demon: What? Forget him. We don't need his powers. Dealing with the Charmed Ones is too dangerous anyway.", "Vicus: Do you think you know how to do this better than I do, Hugo?", "Hugo: That's not what I'm saying. You've been working at this for, what, three weeks now? We're risking everything here, and for what?", "Vicus: For us. To add his power to yours, to the Collective. Now, didn't I risk everything nurturing the evil within you, Hugo, just as I did with all the others?", "Hugo: Yes, of course you did, but...", "Vicus: Then you must trust me. See, this Wyatt will grow to become one of the most powerful witches to ever walk the earth. It's better he walk with us than against us.", "Hugo: I just worry.", "Vicus: Don't. I realize that I only have a small window at this age in which to change him, but I am close. Very close.", "[Scene: College. Phoebe runs up to a female professor.]", "Phoebe: Um, Professor Slotkin?", "Professor Slotkin: Sorry, Ms. Halliwell. I don't have time to discuss your paper topic right now.", "Phoebe: No, no, it's not about the paper, it's actually personal.", "Professor Slotkin: Oh?", "Phoebe: Yeah. It's about my nephew. He's two and a half, and he's just going through some stuff, and I was kind of hoping you could help me understand it.", "Professor Slotkin: Terrible twos?", "Phoebe: Well, I think it started out as that, and now it's just...well, at preschool he talks to himself, and then at home he doesn't talk to anybody.", "Professor Slotkin: Well, perhaps he has an imaginary friend. Although, he's a little early for that developmentally.", "Phoebe: Well, he's very advanced for his age. And if it was an imaginary friend, is that necessarily a bad thing?", "Professor Slotkin: Freud used to think it was a sign of immature thinking. Of course, nowadays we know that kids create imaginary friends for lots of reasons: Companionship, conflict resolution, sometimes as a coping mechanism.", "Phoebe: Let me write this down.", "Professor Slotkin: Oh, and that's Slotkin with an \"S\". You were planning on giving me credit.", "Phoebe: I'm sorry, what?", "Professor Slotkin: Well, last week we discussed Lorenz's Theory of imprinting in class, and this week I read about him in your column. I imagine we're discussing next week's content now.", "Phoebe: No, no. This is actually about my nephew.", "Professor Slotkin: Please, we both know why you're taking my class.", "Phoebe: I'm taking your class to be a better columnist and to understand human behavior.", "Professor Slotkin: I've spent years studying and teaching psychology, Ms. Halliwell, dedicated my life to it. But I'll be damned if I'm just gonna let you poach my class to steal a sound bite or two for your column.", "Phoebe: No, but I...", "Professor Slotkin: You want to learn about imaginary friends? Do the research. I look forward to reading your paper on it.", "(She leaves.)", "[Scene: Manor. Conservatory. Leo and Piper are sitting at the table while Wyatt plays with his teddy bear.]", "Leo: The truth is we don't know if it's a problem or not.", "Piper: Well, that's what has me worried.", "Leo: You know, maybe putting him in a normal school wasn't such a good idea.", "Piper: But we agreed it was a good idea. And when we did that we knew there was gonna be some road bumps like this.", "Leo: Okay, well, the problem is we don't know if the road bumps are magical or just a normal part of development.", "Piper: I wish we could just ask him.", "Leo: Okay, well, I think we're a few years away from him giving you an answer.", "Piper: Well, especially if he just keeps talking to himself. (Paige orbs in with a mask.) Whoa!", "(Paige puts the mask down.)", "Paige: Exactly. Okay, I like the Maori people, but, uh, I'm pretty okay if I don't see them again. (She sighs.) I think I found out something about who's been attacking us.", "Piper: Leo, would you take Wyatt upstairs so he doesn't hear the demon talk?", "(Leo picks up Wyatt.)", "Leo: Okay, buddy, let's go upstairs. Take your Wuvey with you.", "Paige: Anyway, as I was saying... (Leo and Wyatt leave.) I've been searching through the library at magic school, and I think I found something out about these demons.", "Piper: And?", "Paige: And it seems as if their various offensive powers are traditionally associated with good magic.", "Piper: Good magic? I thought these guys were supposed to be demons.", "Paige: Yeah, thought so, too. But it goes to kind of support the theory that Wyatt's creating them.", "Piper: Oh, for crying out loud!", "Paige: I'm just saying.", "(The phone rings.)", "Piper: Oh, this is ridiculous. We can't live like this. It's crazy.", "(She goes to the desk.)", "Paige: Where you going?", "(Piper takes out a notepad and pen.)", "Piper: I'm going to figure out if Wyatt is behind this once and for all.", "[Scene: Wyatt's bedroom. Leo puts Wyatt down in his bed.]", "Leo: Ohh, big guy. You okay, buddy?", "(Wyatt's silent. Leo goes over to Chris in his crib. Vicus is by Wyatt.)", "Vicus: Hey, Wyatt. I promised I'd be back, didn't I?", "(Wyatt smiles.)", "Wyatt: Yeah.", "Leo: Wyatt?", "(He walks over to him. Vicus puts a finger over his lips.)", "Vicus: Shh! Remember... I'm a secret, right? (Wyatt smiles and laughs.) Hey, I really like your teddy bear. Maybe you'll let me hold him someday, huh? I've got a great surprise for both of you.", "(Wyatt smiles and laughs.)", "[Cut to Conservatory. Piper is writing a spell.]", "Piper: Shoot. What rhymes with communicate?", "Paige: Are you sure this is a good idea?", "Piper: Of course I'm sure.", "Paige: But what about the whole personal gain thing?", "Piper: Wyatt created a demon who kidnapped him and a dragon that nearly destroyed the city. I'm not really worried about personal gain.", "(Paige sighs.)", "Paige: I know. I guess just cause I'm Whitelighter now, have to think of these things, right?", "Piper: Besides, we're casting it on ourselves so we can try to understand what he's not telling us. So if I switch this and I leave that... okay.", "\"Help this mother and understand The thoughts inside her little man Though his mouth be quiet. Let us hear his inner Wyatt.\"", "(A young man appears in white orbs.)", "Young Man: Mom? It's me... Wyatt.", "(Piper's jaw drops. Future Wyatt smiles.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor, Conservatory. Future Wyatt hugs Piper.]", "Future Wyatt: Wow! Mom, look at you! You look great!", "Piper: Right. Okay.", "Future Wyatt: Looks like you're as surprised to see me as I am to be back.", "Piper: Yeah.", "Paige: Back from where?", "Future Wyatt: The future.", "(Piper groans.)", "Piper: Oh, no! No, no, no! We wanted to communicate with you-I mean the younger you, the two and a half year-old you.", "Future Wyatt: Well, if there's one thing you guys taught me, magic may work in mysterious ways, but it always works.", "Paige: Where'd you hear that? That's nice.", "Future Wyatt: I'm surprised to hear you ask. In the future you're always telling me that.", "Paige: Oh! Well, that's the future me. I'm me now who clearly doesn't have those kind of brilliant thoughts.", "Future Wyatt: Right. Look, all I'm saying is if your spell brought me here, there's gotta be a good reason.", "Piper: Well, I don't know. Do you remember anything about what you were going through when you were 2 ½?", "Future Wyatt: No, not really.", "Piper: So then we're still looking for that reason.", "Future Wyatt: But still this is a fantastic opportunity that magic's brought us. I mean, for me to see the past and for you guys to learn about the future.", "(He starts looking around the manor.)", "Piper: Oh, no, no. No, no, no. We don't want to know anything about the future. We don't want to risk changing it again.", "Future Wyatt: Again?", "Paige: Don't ask.", "Future Wyatt: Okay. But until we find out why magic brought me back, we could at least try and enjoy the moment, right?", "Piper: How did you become such an optimist?", "Future Wyatt: From you, mom.", "(Future Wyatt walks away. Paige scoffs a laugh and nudges Piper.)", "Paige: You must've turned over a new leaf in the future.", "Piper: Don't count on it. So that doesn't help us with our Wyatt.", "(Paige nods.)", "Paige: No.", "(The front door opens and closes.)", "Phoebe: Piper, you home? (She rushes over.) Okay, the professor gave me some information that I think will be useful-who is he?", "Future Wyatt: Aunt Phoebe, it's me! Wyatt!", "Phoebe: Wy-what? (He hugs her.) Oh!", "Future Wyatt: This is so amazing!", "Phoebe: What, did a spell backfire?", "Paige: How'd you guess?", "Phoebe: Yeah.", "Piper: Yeah, well, you know. What did your professor say?", "Phoebe: Well, she said that he probably was talking to an imaginary friend. I mean not-not you. You know, the other you when you were...this is gonna be so confusing.", "Future Wyatt: You'll get used to it.", "Paige: Okay, imaginary friends. Ring any bells for you?", "Future Wyatt: I'm afraid not.", "Phoebe: She also said that he's a little young for an imaginary friend. Again, not you, just...", "Future Wyatt: I got it.", "Phoebe: Right.", "(The Elders' jingling. Paige groans and speaks another language.)", "Paige: Sorry.", "Phoebe: What language is that?", "Future Wyatt: Maori. Your New Zealand charge, right? I remember hearing about him.", "Paige: Yes, well, he can wait, because I think this is a little bit more important.", "Future Wyatt: I thought you said there was nothing more important than your charges?", "Paige: Look, mister, I'm pulling double duty here, okay? So no guilt from the future for me.", "Piper: Okay, you know what? Can we focus on helping him, please?", "Future Wyatt: Look, all I'm saying is that 'someone' always told me that Whitelighters are the glue that keeps the magic world working.", "Phoebe: Oh, Paige told you that?", "(Piper smiles.)", "Paige: Don't be so surprised. Do I ever have a life in the future?", "Future Wyatt: You should go, really. We'll figure this out.", "(Paige says something in Maroi and orbs out.)", "Future Wyatt: Okay. So you guys cast a spell to communicate with me, right? So let's go talk to me.", "(Future Wyatt heads upstairs.)", "[Cut to upstairs hallway. Leo is carrying Chris. Future Wyatt turns the corner.]", "Future Wyatt: Dad! Hey, look at you! You have haven't changed a bit! Maybe a little less gray and few pounds lighter.", "Leo: What?", "Phoebe: Future son.", "Future Wyatt: Hey, is this Chris? Oh, my gosh! He's so small. Hey, little brother. Is this before of after he swallowed the marble?", "Piper: Marble? What marble?", "Phoebe: Easy on the future information.", "Future Wyatt: Of course, you're right.", "Piper: No, but really, what marble?", "Leo: You want to explain what's going on?", "Future Wyatt: Apparently they brought me here to figure out what's wrong with me. Is that still my room?", "(He points and leaves.)", "Leo: Explain.", "[Cut to Wyatt's bedroom. Vicus is talking to Wyatt.]", "Vicus: If you let me see Mr. Bear, I will give him right back, I promise.", "(Future Wyatt enters.)", "Future Wyatt: Hey, don't I know you? (Vicus stands up.) You look familiar.", "Vicus: Wait. You can see me?", "Future Wyatt: What do you mean? Of course I can.", "Piper: Wyatt? (Vicus disappears.) Who are you talking to? (Piper, Phoebe, and Leo enter.) What's going on?", "Future Wyatt: That man, you didn't see him?", "Phoebe: See who?", "Future Wyatt: He was just there talking to...me.", "Leo: Me? What, do you mean you or him?", "Future Wyatt: Both.", "[Scene: Underworld, Vicus' lair. Vicus and Hugo are talking.]", "Vicus: The boy was just starting to trust me. He was about to give me the bear. Where did this other witch come from?", "Hugo: What other witch?", "Vicus: The one who saw me. Now how is that possible?", "Hugo: It doesn't matter. They know you now. I told you this was going to be too dangerous.", "Vicus: I made it so that only Wyatt could see me.", "Hugo: Well, then they must've found a way through your powers.", "Vicus: No. No, this witch who saw me seemed surprised. But still, he thought he knew me. And his name was Wyatt, too. We may have an opportunity here.", "Hugo: I don't follow.", "Vicus: Don't you see? If I made it so that only Wyatt can see me, then that means this other witch must be Wyatt, too. They conjured him from the future. An older Wyatt, a good Wyatt.", "Hugo: But doesn't that make it worse? If this future Wyatt is good, then that means you never infect the boy.", "(Vicus begins to leave.)", "Vicus: Gather the collective. We need to attack now. Distract the sisters with everything you've got.", "Hugo: What do you plan to do?", "Vicus: I'm gonna get the boy to give me that bear. With it, I'll finally turn him, and then I'll watch the future change before my very eyes.", "(Vicus disappears.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor, Attic. Piper enters and goes to the Book of Shadows. Phoebe and Future Wyatt follow.]", "Piper: I know a demon when I see one, and that was a demon.", "Future Wyatt: But you didn't actually see him.", "Piper: Well, okay. Some creepy, invisible guy standing over my son, I'd say that's a demon.", "Future Wyatt: I know how it sounds, mom. But I'm telling you. It just didn't seem like a demon. It wasn't threatening at all.", "Phoebe: Maybe it was an imaginary friend.", "Piper: No. Imaginary friends are imaginary, hence, the name. Plus, you said he's too young to have an imaginary friend, remember? He's two.", "Future Wyatt: Actually, I'm 25. But I-I know what you mean.", "Piper: Look, you just...you don't have any idea how much we've already been through just to make sure that you turn out okay.", "Future Wyatt: Mom, I know exactly what you went through, and it's all gonna work out. The fact that I'm standing here in front of you right now happy and healthy should tell you that.", "Piper: Okay, fine. Then you won't mind IDing the demon so we can keep you happy and healthy. (Future Wyatt is about to argue.) Don't make me ground you.", "Future Wyatt: All right.", "(He walks over to the Book.)", "Phoebe: So...just out of curiosity, uh, do you have any cousins in the future?", "Piper: (to Wyatt) No. Don't answer that. Nice try.", "Future Wyatt: Wait a sec. I think you're right. He is a demon.", "Piper: \"Vicus is a demon who prays on children turning them down the path of evil.\"", "(Hugo and two demons shimmer in. He has a whip and cracks it at the book. Piper dives to the side and the stand explodes. Female demon throws a glass orb at Phoebe and Future Wyatt. They duck.)", "[Cut to kitchen. Leo is feeding Chris. He hears the fight.]", "Leo: Okay. (He puts Chris in the playpen.) Okay, buddy. Daddy's gotta go check on mommy, okay? I'll be right back. (To Wyatt) All right. You stay here, okay?", "(He leaves. Vicus appears.)", "Vicus: I'll never leave you, Wyatt. I'll always be here. I promise. Now show me that you believe me. Let me see your teddy bear just for a second. Then I'll give you both a big surprise.", "(Wyatt hugs his teddy bear.)", "[Cut to dining room. Leo lingers by the stairs.]", "[Cut to attic. Piper hides behind a bookshelf. She spots female demon running and tries to blow her up, but she falls on the couch. Hugo cracks the whip around Piper's ankles and pulls her down. Phoebe hides behind a table and sees an energy ball thrown at her. The table explodes and Future Wyatt steps out.]", "Future Wyatt: (powerful) Enough! (The demons stop.) Leave my family alone.", "(He raises his hand and a power sweeps the room, turning the demons to ash.)", "Leo: Everything all right up there?", "Piper: Oh yeah. We're fine.", "[Cut to kitchen. Leo sees Wyatt's teddy bear floating.]", "Leo: Wyatt, what's going on? Piper!", "(Vicus has the teddy bear.)", "Vicus: Good.", "(He waves his hand over it. It glows red.)", "Leo: Don't touch it.", "(Wyatt takes the teddy bear. Future Wyatt orbs in.)", "Future Wyatt: Dad, what happened?", "(He changes to evil Wyatt. Vicus smiles. Piper and Phoebe enter.)", "Piper: Wyatt, what happened to you?", "Future Wyatt: (To Vicus) Who are you?", "Phoebe: Who's who?", "Piper: Who's he talking to?", "Leo: The demon.", "Vicus: Follow me.", "(Vicus vanishes. Future Wyatt orbs out.)", "[Scene: Underworld, Vicus' lair. Future Wyatt and Vicus are there.]", "Future Wyatt: Ah. I just feel so free. I can't believe I spent a whole other lifetime weighed down by the repressive morality by all that good.", "Vicus: Well, I'd like to give that feeling to more good witches...with your help.", "Future Wyatt: One thing I don't understand, though, is why do you hole yourselves up in this dank lair? It's so depressing.", "Vicus: Perhaps. But it's safer. Down here, good doesn't dare attack us.", "Future Wyatt: Yeah, well, the future of evil is above ground. Trust me. We shouldn't be hiding when we have the power to take their world if we wanted.", "Vicus: There'll be plenty of time for conquering later. For now, there's still the matter of your family. They'll want to change you back.", "Future Wyatt: I know. I also know that soon they'll find a way to scry for our location.", "Vicus: Then we must attack them before they do.", "Future Wyatt: No. We want them to find us. I know them all too well. It's too risky to fight them at the manor. But here, we'll have the advantage. Because we'll be waiting for them.", "Vicus: You would kill your own family?", "Future Wyatt: Watch me.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor, Kitchen.]", "Piper: Are you telling me that our child is evil again?", "Leo: Look, all I'm saying is that however he changed future Wyatt, it started with the bear, okay? He cursed it somehow. He-he made it glow.", "Phoebe: Okay, then we need to get that bear away from him. Can I have this? (She takes the bear.) Thank you. Okay.", "(Little Wyatt orbs the bear back.)", "Piper: Phoebe, don't make him angry.", "Leo: Look, we need to act fast, okay? We need to find a way to reverse the curse before future Wyatt does something evil. I think we should take him to magic school. I think he'd be safer there.", "(He removes the high chair table.)", "Phoebe: That's a good idea, and take the book with you. There may be something in there that can help.", "Piper: What are you gonna do?", "Phoebe: I'm gonna get Paige and see if we can find Vicus. Maybe if we vanquish him, all of this will go away.", "(Leo picks Wyatt up.)", "Piper: And if neither one of those works?", "Phoebe: Then we're screwed. (She leaves.) Paige!", "[Scene: Manor, Attic. Phoebe scoops up some demon ash and puts it in a small bowl table. Paige is making a potion.]", "Phoebe: Luckily, we have enough demon ash that we should be able to scry for Vicus' lair.", "(She dips the crystal in the ash.)", "Paige: Yeah. I wish I was a little bit more confident in this potion.", "Phoebe: What do you mean?", "Paige: It's fine for the demon. But what about Wyatt?", "Phoebe: Well, we're not gonna fight Wyatt.", "(She starts scrying.)", "Paige: But we might not have a choice. Because he's on the demon's side.", "Phoebe: I don't think he'd try to kill us.", "Paige: And how can you be so sure?", "(Phoebe sighs.)", "Phoebe: I can't. But you know what? If Piper can't change Wyatt back, then we're gonna have to vanquish the demon and hope that that does it.", "Paige: And of course, we have the added problem of not even being able to see the demon. Only Wyatt can see Vicus.", "Phoebe: We're just gonna have to bring a lot of vials.", "Paige: And what, just throw them everywhere and hope we hit something?", "Phoebe: Yeah. You have a better idea?", "Paige: Normally, yes. But sadly, this time, no.", "(The crystal hits.)", "Phoebe: Oh. I got him. Okay, better start filling those vials.", "(Paige nods.)", "[Scene: Magic School. Leo enters with a cart full of books. Piper sits at a table with Wyatt, who's playing with his toys. Piper reaches for the bear.]", "Piper: Oh, thank you. (Wyatt pulls the bear away.) Sweetie, why don't you let mommy see the bear? Come on, why do you want that silly bear anyway? Look it. Come on.", "Leo: I don't think you're gonna convince him like that.", "Piper: I just don't get it. I mean...he seems as sweet as ever.", "(Piper smiles at Wyatt.)", "Leo: Of course, he does.", "(Piper gets up.)", "Piper: So can you tell me how this boy turns into the future of all evil?", "Leo: It's not us as parents.", "Piper: Yeah, you can say that as much as you want. But it's gotta be.", "(Leo picks up a book.)", "Leo: No, I-I found a reference on cursed objects changing children in incremental degrees over time.", "Piper: He's two. How much could he really have changed?", "Leo: Not much. But if he keeps in this direction, the next 25 years, he can be pretty far off path. He will become the young man we saw.", "Piper: This is ridiculous. (She and Leo sit.) I mean, if it's all use of that stupid bear, then there's gotta be a magical way around it. A way to change it. A way to change him.", "Leo: Right. Of course.", "Piper: Right. Of course. But what?", "(Leo sighs.)", "Leo: It's...just that curses are difficult. Often times, it's how it came about that's more important than the magic itself.", "Piper: Okay, well, we'll figure out the why later. But right now, we need to fix this.", "[Scene: Underworld, Vicus' lair. Future Wyatt has his eyes closed.]", "Vicus: How much longer are we going to wait?", "Future Wyatt: Patience. Scrying takes time. And there's the vanquishing potion that'll keep my aunts busy for at least an hour.", "Vicus: Vanquishing potion? You never said anything about that.", "Future Wyatt: What? Do you expect they're just gonna show up empty handed? Come on. It's not gonna be that easy.", "Vicus: I don't like this.", "Future Wyatt: Stop worrying. The rest of the collective is just a shimmer away. And besides, my aunts won't be able to see you when you're cloaked. (He smiles.) Wait. They're coming. (Paige and Phoebe orb in.) Have any trouble finding the place?", "Phoebe: Where's Vicus?", "Future Wyatt: Around. But you should be worried about me.", "Paige: Look, we just wanna help you.", "Future Wyatt: What makes you think I want your help?", "Phoebe: Because we know you, and we know you're good.", "Future Wyatt: That's a lot of potions you got there. I thought you thought I was good.", "Phoebe: These are for Vicus. As soon as we get rid of him, all of this will be over.", "Future Wyatt: Good luck finding him. (Paige nods. They start throwing potions. Vicus smiles.) Man, you girls are way off.", "Phoebe: We have lots more potions.", "Future Wyatt: Maybe I can help you out.", "(He makes Vicus visible.)", "Vicus: What are you doing?", "Future Wyatt: Making a point. (To his aunts) Go ahead, vanquish him.", "Vicus: What?", "(Paige vanquishes him.)", "Future Wyatt: So you thought you'd change me back, did you?", "Phoebe: Why didn't that work?", "Future Wyatt: Because I'm not under any spell. And you can't just change me back by simply vanquishing Vicus. He still got to me. And this is how evil grows over the years. But first, this should keep you busy for a while. (He summons demons. They surround the girls.) These are the ones that killed Vicus. Have fun. (He's about to go.) Oh, and... (He telekinetically throws Phoebe away.) No orbing, Aunt Paige..", "(He orbs out.)", "[Scene: Magic School. Wyatt still plays with his toys.]", "Leo: Try it.", "Piper: \"Evil taints what was once held dear, Remove this curse away from here.\"", "Leo: Well, I guess we'll just try another one.", "Piper: It's not gonna work, just like the last fifteen spells didn't work. Nothing's gonna change that damn bear.", "Leo: Well, we can't just give up.", "Piper: What if it's not just the bear? What if the problem is Wyatt?", "Leo: You can't think like that, Piper.", "Piper: Why not? I mean, we try and make the right decisions, and we try and keep him away from bad influences. But ultimately, he's his own person. We can't control him forever.", "Leo: And we shouldn't try. (She sighs.) Look, all you can do is try to be a good influence on him.", "Piper: And then a demon comes in right under our noses and changes him completely.", "Leo: Okay, well, we knew something was wrong with Wyatt earlier. We sensed it. We tried to do something about it. That's the best you can hope for as a parent.", "Piper: Or we can try another spell.", "Leo: You know, maybe that's the problem. We're just trying another spell.", "Piper: So?", "Leo: So why didn't the demon do that? He didn't just appear today. I mean, what kept him from taking the bear and cursing it if it was that simple?", "Piper: I don't know.", "Leo: You know, maybe because he needed something else from Wyatt...and not just the bear. But his trust.", "(Future Wyatt appears.)", "Future Wyatt: Mom. Dad.", "Piper: How'd he get in here?", "Future Wyatt: I'm still a Halliwell, aren't I? I always hated this place.", "Leo: What do you want?", "Future Wyatt: What do you think I want? Young me, to make sure you don't screw me up again trying to turn me good.", "Piper: Well, I hate to break it to you. But you don't really have a choice in that matter.", "Future Wyatt: What are you gonna do, mom? Kill me in order to protect me?", "Piper: It's a thought.", "Future Wyatt: You always said spanking was barbaric. (Piper throws out her hands and sends him flying across the room.) Ouch. That hurt. (He stands up.) Seriously never had you pegged as the type of parent who'd hit your kids.", "(He orbs across the room.)", "Piper: You stay away from him.", "Future Wyatt: Should I stay away from this, too?", "Leo: You can't touch it.", "Future Wyatt: Why not? It's my magical inheritance, isn't it?", "(He tries to touch it, but it resists him.)", "Leo: You're evil now.", "(Future Wyatt orbs Wyatt to him.)", "Piper: Let go of him.", "(Future Wyatt kneels down.)", "Future Wyatt: Don't wait up for me.", "(They orb out.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor, Conservatory. Leo helps bandage Phoebe. Paige paces the floor.]", "Phoebe: We were lucky to get out of there alive. Ow!", "Leo: Sorry.", "Paige: We weren't lucky. Wyatt wanted us distracted for long enough to grab Wyatt.", "(Piper is scrying.)", "Piper: So now that he has him, what is he gonna do with him?", "Leo: He wants to take him back to the future so we can't change them both back to good. That's why he wanted the Book of Shadows.", "Phoebe: He's gonna figure out a way to get that Book. My nephew is very resourceful.", "(The crystal drops.)", "Piper: Found him. Let's go.", "Leo: Whoa. You can't just go right to him. He's gonna be expecting that.", "Piper: So? I can't just sit here and let my son corrupt himself.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but that was way too easy. It's gotta be a trap.", "Paige: Well, whatever we do, we have to be smart about it. Cause Wyatt is very powerful, and we're gonna get one shot at this.", "Phoebe: Well, we know what his next move is gonna be. He's gonna go after the book. So maybe we should set a trap for him.", "Leo: Well, he's not gonna attack you guys here. He doesn't want to have to fight you.", "Piper: But you said if we go to him, he'll be expecting it.", "Leo: He will, which is why I agree with Phoebe. We should set a trap. Only I'll be the one waiting for him, not you.", "Piper: Leo, you don't have any powers to fight him with.", "Leo: Which is why he won't sense me as a threat. Any one of you guys are here, he's not gonna show up.", "Paige: Fine. So you get him here. What exactly are you gonna do?", "Leo: Well, the demon needed Wyatt to trust him, right, to hand over the bear willingly? I just need him to give it back.", "Piper: Leo, I...", "Leo: Look, I may not have any powers, but I'm not powerless. I'm his father. He's not gonna hurt me.", "Phoebe: No? Ever read Hamlet?", "Leo: Hamlet killed his stepfather.", "Phoebe: Close enough. Freud says that according...", "Piper: Woman, can it!", "Leo: Look, it's the only way it can happen, Piper. You know it.", "(Piper sighs.)", "Paige: All right. Well, any sign of trouble, you call, all right? Cause we're just an orb away.", "(Leo nods. Piper stands up.)", "Piper: Be careful.", "Leo: I will be.", "(They orb out. Leo picks up the book.)", "[Scene: Manor, Attic. Future Wyatt orbs in with Wyatt.]", "Future Wyatt: You see that book over there? I want you to bring it to me. Understand? (Wyatt goes. Leo steps over.) Come on, dad. You don't even have any powers.", "Leo: That's right. I don't.", "Future Wyatt: So what are you gonna do? Take away my car keys?", "Leo: I don't need to do anything. You're gonna stop yourself.", "Future Wyatt: That's what I always loved about you, dad. Such a boundless optimist.", "Leo: I know you. I'm your father. And I know you still have good in your heart.", "Future Wyatt: Now your optimism just sounds pathetic.", "(Leo chuckles.)", "Leo: You know how I know that? Because this child right here still has good in his soul. Isn't that right, Wyatt?", "Future Wyatt: Get the book, Wyatt. Now.", "(Leo kneels down.)", "Leo: Okay, you don't have to Wyatt. You can come over here to me if you want.", "Future Wyatt: Dad, seriously, I don't want to have to hurt you, but if you get in my way...", "Leo: I don't believe that. You mind if I come over there for a second, Wyatt?", "(He moves closer.)", "Future Wyatt: Stay away from him.", "Leo: Is this your Wuvey? Could I see him, please?", "Future Wyatt: Get away from him now, or I'll kill you.", "(Leo stands up.)", "Leo: I don't think you will.", "Future Wyatt: I told you to stop.", "Leo: Look, I was there when you were born, Wyatt. I gave up my powers for you. I tried to change the world for you...and I would do it again in a heartbeat. You know why? Because I'm your father.", "Future Wyatt: Stop it.", "Leo: You want to kill me? Go ahead. I gave up my life for you before.", "Future Wyatt: Dad, please...", "Leo: Look, I love you. Do you understand what that means? (Future Wyatt closes his eyes. Leo bends down.) Wyatt, can I see Wuvey just for one second? I promise I'll give him back to you. You can trust me. (Future Wyatt opens his eyes. Wyatt gives Leo his teddy bear. It glows gold.) Thank you.", "(He gives Wyatt the teddy bear. Future Wyatt turns to good. Leo stands up.)", "Future Wyatt: Dad? What did you...what happened?", "(Leo hugs Future Wyatt.)", "[Scene: Berkley. Professor Slotkin comes to Phoebe.]", "Professor Slotkin: Ms. Halliwell. Got a moment?", "Phoebe: Yeah.", "Professor Slotkin: I had a chance to look over your paper on childhood imaginary friends.", "Phoebe: Yeah. And let me guess. You found it to be a shallow, pop psych examination on the subject?", "Professor Slotkin: Hardly.", "(She gives Phoebe her paper.)", "Phoebe: An a-minus? Wow. Really?", "Professor Slotkin: Well, your use of Kolberg's moral stages was a bit of a stretch, but overall, quite insightful.", "Phoebe: Thanks.", "Professor Slotkin: I especially liked your supposition that the impact of an imaginary friend can actually last well into adulthood. I found that fascinating.", "Phoebe: So do I. Uh, I have to go. I have to go home and see my nephew off.", "Professor Slotkin: Off? I thought you said he was two.", "Phoebe: No. This is a different nephew. Actually, he's older, and he lives really far away. But I'm late.", "Professor Slotkin: Um, before you go, I-I just wanted to apologize. I prejudged you as a fraud, and you are clearly anything but. I look forward to reading your next paper. And to your next column.", "Phoebe: Thanks.", "(They shake hands.)", "Professor Slotkin: You're welcome.", "(Phoebe leaves.)", "[Scene: Manor, Conservatory. Phoebe plays with Wyatt while Piper paces. Leo stands next to Future Wyatt.]", "Piper: Please tell me Paige is more punctual in the future.", "Future Wyatt: I thought you didn't want any knowledge of the future.", "Piper: Well, a little wouldn't hurt.", "Leo: Piper.", "Piper: What? It's not gonna change anything, aside from my being constantly irritated.", "(Paige orbs in and speaks Maori.)", "Paige: (in English) That's sorry in Maori. Do I ever get the hang of this in the future? (He laughs.) What? What's so funny?", "Future Wyatt: Nothing. It's just...who do you think teaches me to be a Whitelighter?", "Paige: Me?", "Future Wyatt: Well, I guess I better get going. Not that it matters with time travel and all, but...just to be safe. Aunt Paige? Thanks for everything you're about to do for me.", "(He hugs Paige.)", "Paige: Oh, well, you're welcome, I think.", "Future Wyatt: Dad... (They shake hands.) Thanks for not giving up on me.", "(They hug.)", "Leo: You can count on it.", "Future Wyatt: Aunt Phoebe, I think you should hold onto that imaginary friend's paper of yours.", "Phoebe: Why?", "Future Wyatt: For my little cousin.", "(He hugs Phoebe.)", "Phoebe: Mm... bye.", "Future Wyatt: Bye. (To Piper) Don't worry about me so much, okay, mom?", "Piper: Sorry. That's the one thing that won't change.", "(He kisses her cheek and hugs her.)", "Future Wyatt: I'll see you.", "Piper: See you. (Future Wyatt steps away.)", "\"A son in the future, a son in the past Seeing anew what once has passed Return him now to whence he came Right when he left, all now the same.\"", "(Future Wyatt disappears in a swirl of lights.)", "Wyatt: Bye. Wyatt. Look. (He picks up the red plastic fire truck.) Fire truck. (Leo smiles. They go to him.)" ]	Charmed	07x20	Imaginary Friends	bunniefuu
Charmed_07x21.json	[ "Through the help of an evil alchemist, Zankou is able to cast a spell on the sisters to face the innocents they lost, thinking that it's the best and easiest way to weaken them and gain control of the Book of Shadows. Inspector Sheridan grows increasingly suspicious of Darryl after seeing him help Phoebe and tries to get him to confess that the sisters are evil. Paige get a new charge: a future Whitelighter and attempts to get her to continue down her path of goodness." ]	[ "[Scene: Campus college. Parking garage.]", "(Tim is changing Phoebe's car tire.)", "Tim Cross: Can you hand me the tire iron?", "(Phoebe picks up a piece and hands it to him.)", "Phoebe: Uh, yeah, sure. Here.", "(He turns and looks at it.)", "Tim Cross: That's a lug bolt.", "Phoebe: Oh.", "(Phoebe laughs. Tim reaches for the tire iron.)", "Tim Cross: That's all right, I got it.", "(He starts changing the tire.)", "Phoebe: That's a tire iron, huh? Well, I really appreciate you doing this for me. I mean, I probably could've just called a tow truck, you know?", "Tim Cross: It's no problem. Too bad you didn't get this before class. You could've avoided Dr. Rousseau's lecture on cognitive dissonance.", "Phoebe: Yeah, pretty dull, huh?", "Tim Cross: I thought about leaving, but I felt bad about skipping class, so I ended up staying.", "Phoebe: To avoid your own dissonance?", "Tim Cross: You know, you're pretty good at this psychology stuff.", "Phoebe: You should read my column.", "Tim Cross: I do. Why don't we get together sometime and study?", "Phoebe: Well, I may not know the difference between a lug bolt and a tire iron, but I do believe that you just asked me out on a date, Tim.", "Tim Cross: Yeah, so ... how about dinner tomorrow night?", "Phoebe: Okay, but it's my treat. It's the least I can do.", "Tim Cross: Deal.", "Phoebe: So you're gonna take me up on that?", "Tim Cross: It's reverse psychology.", "(A demon covered completely in black appears in the garage. Tim turns and sees the demon.)", "Tim Cross: Whoa.", "(With a burst of speed, the demon rushes toward Tim and scratches him in the face. He falls to the ground.)", "(Phoebe gasps.)", "(The demon tries to hit Phoebe, but she blocks his arm and punches him in the chest. He swings at her and misses. She kicks him in the chest. He hits the wire fence impaling a rod through his chest.)", "(The demon explodes.)", "(Phoebe turns and finds Tim on the ground. He's not moving. She rushes over to him.)", "Phoebe: Tim. Tim! (shouts) Help! Somebody help me!", "OPENING CREDITS", "[Scene: Manor. Attic.]", "(Phoebe flips through the Book of Shadows.)", "(Piper walks into the attic.)", "Piper: Phoebe, what happened? Paige called and said you were attacked.", "Phoebe: No, I wasn't. A guy from my class was.", "Piper: Is he okay?", "Phoebe: No. He's dead.", "Piper: Oh, god.", "Phoebe: It was so weird. (Phoebe walks over to a chair and sits down.) Uh, one second, he was helping me with my flat tire, and then, the next ... and I don't get it. (Piper sits down next to her.) I mean, the demon didn't even seem interested in me. He just went right after Tim.", "Piper: Did you find anything in the book?", "Phoebe: It was a raptor demon, a hired gun.", "Piper: Hired by who?", "Phoebe: That's what we're trying to figure out. Paige is at the magic school trying to find a lead. (She sighs heavily.) I just don't understand why he attacked him.", "Piper: Well, there's gotta be a reason. How well did you know him?", "Phoebe: We always sat next to each other in class, and, you know, talked occasionally, and flirted a bit. In fact, he asked me out on a date for tomorrow night. That's just my luck, huh?", "(Phoebe stands up and heads over to the table in front of the attic window and starts fiddling with items.)", "Piper: Phoebe, stop it. It's not like you're cursed or something.", "Phoebe: We don't know that. I might be cursed.", "Piper: Look, we don't even know what's going on here. Tim could have been a witch or another demon.", "Phoebe: No, he's definitely not a demon.", "Piper: Okay, well, then, there's probably another reason. I don't know, but what I do know is it's not your fault.", "(Phoebe puts whatever is in her hands down and turns to look at Piper. Piper stands up.)", "Piper: Look, why don't you call Darryl and see if he can do a background check on Tim? Then maybe you should go to the morgue to see if you can get a premonition from his body.", "Phoebe: I really don't wanna see him.", "Piper: What if it's the only way to find out why he was killed?", "Phoebe: Okay. You keep checking the Book.", "(Phoebe turns and heads out of the attic.)", "Piper: Sure.", "(Piper turns and slowly walks over to the Book, her hand outstretched.)", "(As she gets closer to the Book, the Book zaps her. Piper goes flying backward across the attic room. She hits the floor with a thud and looks at the Book of Shadows.)", "Zankou (as Piper): Impressive.", "(\"Piper\" morphs into Zankou.)", "ZANKOU: Most impressive. But you're going to learn to like me yet.", "(Sitting on the floor, Zankou flames out.)", "(Camera moves over and holds on the Book of Shadows.)", "[Scene: Mausoleum.]", "(The Alchemist walks around the empty mausoleum. Zankou flames in.)", "Alchemist: Well, it's about time. Where's the body? (Zankou smiles.) Why didn't you bring it?", "(Zankou walks over to the Alchemist.)", "Zankou: Patience, my old friend. Have I ever failed to deliver on a promise?", "Alchemist: I don't know. It has been an eternity since we've ... worked together.", "Zankou: Yes, those were the days. The crusades, the September massacres, the black plague.", "Alchemist: Good times.", "Zankou: Good times. Good times.", "(The Alchemist turns and heads in one direction while Zankou turns and walks in the opposite direction.)", "Alchemist: So, let's get on with it already.", "Zankou: No. No, it's taken me months to get this far. I'm not gonna blow it all now by moving too quickly.", "Alchemist: I could understand. When the dead are involved, I get a little ... excited.", "Zankou: And that is exactly why you've never become anything more than an alchemist. You're unable to see the bigger picture.", "Alchemist: And you can?", "Zankou: (nods) I've studied the sisters. With all the knowledge I've gained, I'm going to shake them to their core, make them more vulnerable than they've ever been.", "Alchemist: So that's why you had Phoebe's friend killed. It seemed a little petty of you.", "Zankou: Heh. But he served a much greater purpose. Imagine how upset Phoebe will be when she realizes he died just because he knew her. Imagine how cursed she will feel.", "Alchemist: Do you really think that's enough to make them vulnerable?", "Zankou: Of course not. If I'm to get what I'm after, I'm going to have to attack them all. Not as witches, but as women.", "[Scene: San Francisco Police Department.]", "(Darryl walks through the hallway. He's on the phone.)", "Darryl: (to Phoebe) Okay, Phoebe, I will meet you at the morgue, but I'm telling you, this is not a good idea.", "(He turns the corner and sees Sheila standing in front of his desk.)", "Sheila Morris: Are you ready to go?", "(Darryl closes his cell.)", "Darryl: Sheila. Honey.", "Sheila Morris: Darryl? Please don't tell me you have to work. We bought these tickets three months ago.", "Darryl: Listen, I know. I know, and I am really, really sorry. But, look, why don't you take your friend Nadine?", "Sheila Morris: That's who I took last time. Can't you get somebody to cover for you?", "Darryl: Not on this one, I can't.", "Sheila Morris: It's the sisters, isn't it?", "Darryl: Yeah.", "Sheila Morris: Are they okay?", "Sheridan: Lieutenant, we need to talk. It seems a Halliwell has reported yet another suspicious murder.", "Darryl: You know what, Inspector Sheridan, you've met my wife Sheila, yeah?", "Sheridan: Oh. No, actually. It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm surprised we never met before.", "Sheila Morris: We did. Six months ago at the medal ceremony?", "(Sheridan stops and notices that Darryl is suddenly very nervous.)", "Sheridan: Oh, that must've been before I got hurt. Yeah, I've been having memory problems since then, so ...", "Sheila Morris: Really? Darryl never mentioned it.", "Darryl: You know what? We really gotta be going now.", "(Darryl grabs Sheila's hand and pulls her away from Sheridan.)", "Sheridan: Date night?", "Sheila Morris: (over her shoulder) It was.", "Darryl: (to Sheridan) I'll call you tomorrow, okay?", "(Darryl and Sheila walk over to a quiet spot in the bullpen.)", "Sheila Morris: What happened to her?", "Darryl: (shakes his head) You don't wanna know.", "Sheila Morris: Darryl, what aren't you telling me?", "Darryl: Look, honey, I really have to get to Phoebe. I'm sorry.", "(He kisses her on the cheek and walks away leaving Sheila unhappy. She turns around and glares in the direction Darryl headed off in.)", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Foyer.]", "(The front door opens. Piper, carrying Chris, Wyatt and Leo walk into the house. They're both carrying plastic bags.)", "Piper: (loud) Hello! We're home! (to Leo) Traffic was horrible. We should've been home an hour ago.", "(She closes the door behind them.)", "Leo: Well, we wanted a normal life. Afraid that means we give up the cosmic taxi.", "(They both head through the main hall toward the dining room.)", "Piper: Well, that doesn't mean I gave up the right to complain about it. (loudly) Phoebe! Paige!", "Leo: Where do you want the party supplies?", "Piper: Put 'em on the table. I'm not even really sure we're gonna need 'em.", "Leo: Why not?", "Piper: Well, I don't know if it's right to give Chris a birthday party when Phoebe's friend was just killed.", "Leo: Well, we can't put everything on hold every time a demon attacks.", "(Leo heads off into the dining room.)", "Piper: (sighs) Yeah.", "(Paige steps down from the stairs.)", "Paige: Hey. You guys are just getting home now?", "Piper: We started back when you called, but the freeway was a nightmare. How's Phoebe?", "Paige: Not so good.", "Piper: Is she upstairs?", "Paige: No, she's at the morgue. I thought she said you knew.", "Piper: How would I know? I haven't talked to her.", "(Piper heads for the conservatory. Paige follows her.)", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Conservatory.]", "(Piper puts Chris down in the playpen.)", "Paige: I'm kind of worried about Phoebe.", "Piper: Why?", "Paige: Well, I mean, I know we've seen a lot of death, but she's taking this one particularly hard. I was just talking to her on the phone, and she thinks she's, uh, cursed.", "Piper: Oh, that's silly.", "(Piper heads over to check on Wyatt who is playing with his toys.)", "Paige: Well, I know that, but I'm thinking if we can figure out why this guy was killed, maybe we can prove to her that she isn't.", "Leo: Did you find anything out at magic school?", "Paige: No, and I'm not gonna be able to go back there, either. I have to go meet Joanna.", "Piper: Joanna?", "Paige: My new charge. She's a whitelighter to be. She doesn't know magic exists yet, and thinks we're just friends. But the Elders are really worried about her, you know, kind of falling off the path, so I'm just gonna be there to guide her in the right direction.", "Leo: Then you should go. The Elders wouldn't worry unless they had a reason. Besides, Piper and I are here. We can help Phoebe.", "Paige: What about Chris' party?", "Piper: Uh, I think we're gonna have to postpone it.", "Leo: What? No.", "Paige: No, Phoebe would not want you to do that.", "Piper: I know, but --", "Paige: No, look. We can make this work. I know we can. You keep planning that party. I'm gonna go meet my charge for a pep talk. By the time Phoebe's back, I'll be home. We can do this.", "(Paige orbs out.)", "(Piper leans toward Wyatt.)", "Piper: Mommy wants to teach you a new word. It's called \"denial.\"", "(Leo shakes his head. Piper smiles up at him.)", "[Scene: View of the Morgue]", "[Scene: Morgue. Hallway.]", "(Darryl and Phoebe head through the hallway toward the morgue.)", "Darryl: Let's hurry up and get out of here. Sheridan's already suspicious enough.", "Phoebe: Darryl, I can't really worry about her right now.", "Darryl: Maybe you should worry. You know, that memory dust won't matter anymore if this keeps up. She's linked you to way too many murders. It's getting harder and harder to cover.", "Phoebe: I know, and I'm sorry about that, but she's got nothing. She's going off a hunch.", "Darryl: But if we accidentally trigger her memories, then everything comes", "back. Then that's it, it's over. For all of us.", "Phoebe: Well, maybe that's not such a bad thing.", "Darryl: What do you mean by that?", "Phoebe: Nothing.", "(Phoebe heads for the room.)", "[Scene: Morgue.]", "(Phoebe walks into the room. Darryl stands next to her.)", "Darryl: You sure you wanna do this?", "Phoebe: Yeah. I mean, I have to figure out what happened.", "(Darryl and Phoebe walk over to the black body bag on the side table. Darryl unzips the body bag and opens it for Phoebe to look at.)", "(Tim is dead.)", "Phoebe: Oh, God.", "Darryl: Maybe we should go.", "Phoebe: No. Ahem ... I have to do this.", "(Phoebe puts her hand over Tim's.)", "Darryl: It looks like somebody was trying to send a message.", "Phoebe: What? Why would you say that?", "Darryl: It's vicious, it's calculated. I see this all the time. It's like he makes you think twice when you see him. Maybe that's the point.", "(Phoebe shakes her head.)", "Darryl: Do demons send messages like this?", "Phoebe: Well, if it is a message, it's obviously for me. I gotta go.", "(Phoebe turns and leaves the room. Darryl zips up the bag, then follows her.)", "(As soon as they leave, Zankou and The Alchemist flame into the morgue. Zankou looks out the small window in the door.)", "Zankou: Poor Phoebe. So troubled. It's only gonna get worse for her.", "(The Alchemist heads toward Tim's body bag.)", "Alchemist: Hmm. So many bodies. It's a shame to take just one.", "(He unzips the bag, peels the flaps open and takes a deep breath.)", "Zankou: Well, business first, pleasure later. Can it be done?", "Alchemist: Rigor hasn't set in yet. It's barely a challenge.", "Zankou: I'll make it up to you, I promise.", "(Zankou smiles at the Alchemist.)", "Zankou: Let's get to work.", "(Zankou holds his hands over Tim's dead body. His hands and Tim's body both glow a very, bright white.)", "[Scene: Morgue. Hallway.]", "(Phoebe is on the phone out in the hallway while Darryl waits in the back.)", "Phoebe: (to phone) I'm telling you, Paige, it's the only thing that makes", "sense. Tim was killed because he was with me. INTERCUT WITH:", "[Scene: P3]", "(Paige is on the phone.)", "Paige: (to phone) Sweetie, look, you don't know that for sure, and there has", "to be some sort of an explanation, okay?", "(Darryl walks up to Phoebe.)", "Phoebe: (to phone) Well, I'm open to suggestions.", "Darryl: (interrupts) Phoebe, listen, we really, really have to go.", "Paige: (to phone) When I get home, we'll figure out who sent the demon. You", "need to get some rest, okay? That would be the best thing for you right now.", "Phoebe: (to phone) Rest? How am I supposed to rest when I am the reason that Tim is dead?", "Paige: (to phone) That's exactly why you need some sleep, because you are not thinking clearly.", "Phoebe: (to phone) Paige, don't talk to me like I'm crazy. I was there. I know what happened.", "Paige: (to phone) Okay, fine. When I get home, we will figure this out together, but for now, please, please try to get some rest. Take care, okay?", "(Phoebe hangs up.)", "Darryl: Listen. Phoebe, don't do this to yourself. It's not your fault.", "There's nothing you could have done.", "(But Phoebe's not listening. She walks away from Darryl.)", "[Scene: P3]", "(Joanna sits at the bar sipping her drink when Paige returns.)", "Paige: Hey. Sorry, that was my sister. Might have to cut this a little short.", "Joanna: Oh, that's okay. Karl didn't really want me coming out tonight anyway.", "Paige: Oh, you're still seeing him?", "Joanna: I know what you're going to say, Paige, but he's a good guy. I swear", "Paige: I'm just worried about you, that's all, 'cause, honestly, I kind of get", "a little bit of a ... bad vibe from him.", "Joanna: But you don't know him like I do.", "Paige: I just know you've had a tough time lately, and I don't want to see you get hurt by this guy.", "Joanna: I won't. I promise. Trust me, he's the only thing that's really good in my life right now. Well, other than you, of course.", "Paige: Well, thank you.", "Joanna: No, really, you've been such a good friend to me. I don't know what I would've done without you the last few weeks.", "Paige: Sweetie, here's the thing. You have an amazing future ahead of you. You're just gonna have to have a little faith.", "(Karl appears and smiles at Joanna.)", "Karl: Joanna.", "(He turns and sees Paige.)", "Karl: I thought I told you I didn't want you hanging out with her.", "Paige: What are you doing here?", "Karl: Getting her away from you.", "Joanna: Karl, don't be rude.", "Karl: Well, she's been trying to get between us from day one. I know she has.", "Look, come on. Let's get out of here.", "Joanna: I'll be right there.", "(Karl glares at Paige, then turns and leaves.)", "Joanna: He probably just had a bad day, that's all.", "Paige: Yeah, I'm sure that's what it is. You know, you don't have to go with him.", "Joanna: I'll be fine. I promise. I'll call you later, okay?", "(Paige nods. Joanna leaves.)", "[Scene: View of the Manor.]", "(Lightning flashes and thunder rumbles through the rain.)", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Phoebe's Bedroom.]", "(Phoebe tosses and turns as she sleeps.)", "(She rolls over and we see Tim in bed next to her, his face bloodied form the scratches.)", "(His eyes open.)", "(Phoebe's eyes open. She screams and jumps out of bed.)", "Zombie Tim Cross: It was your fault.", "(Phoebe turns and sees Zombie Tim in her bed. Tim gets up.)", "Zombie Tim Cross: I died because of you. Now I'm gonna make you pay!", "(Zombie Tim pushes Phoebe up against her bedroom wall. Phoebe pushes Zombie Tim away from her. She turns and opens her bedroom door and runs into Piper and Leo.)", "Piper: Phoebe, what -- what is it?!", "(Phoebe hides behind Leo.)", "Phoebe: He was trying to kill me!", "(Piper turns the light on.)", "(Aside from the rumpled bed, the bedroom is clear of zombies. Lightning flashes in the background.)", "Leo: Who?", "(Leo turns and looks at Phoebe.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Living Room.]", "(Piper carries in two mugs. She hands one to Phoebe as she tells her story to Piper, Leo and Paige. Phoebe takes her mug form Piper)", "Phoebe: I'm telling you, he was there. And he blamed me for letting him die.", "Paige: And you're sure you didn't just dream this? (Piper hands the second mug to Paige. She then walks over to take a seat on the sofa.)", "Phoebe: Yeah, I'm sure. How many times do I have to tell you that?", "Piper: Well, it's a valid question considering Leo and I didn't see anybody in your room.", "Phoebe: That doesn't mean he wasn't there.", "Piper: Okay, but isn't it possible that maybe you were just dreaming?", "Paige: You know, maybe it's your subconscious, because you have been feeling really guilty lately.", "Phoebe: It wasn't a dream. (Leo walks into the room carrying the Book of Shadows. He has it open to a page.)", "Leo: She might be right. I found something on the undead here in the Book.", "Paige: What do you mean, undead like zombies?", "(Leo goes to sit next to Piper on the sofa.)", "Leo: According to the Book, demonic alchemists have the ability to control the", "undead, but lack the power to bring them back to life. They need an upper-level demon for that.", "Piper: So now we're looking for two demons?", "Phoebe: Which means Tim will be back because he wants to make me pay. Who knows? Maybe I deserve it.", "(Phoebe puts her mug aside on the coffee table near her.)", "Piper: Phoebe, come on, you can't think like that. If the demons are behind", "this and they're controlling Tim, they're just trying to freak you out.", "Phoebe: Well, obviously, it's working.", "Piper: Which is exactly why you need to get back to business as usual before you drive yourself crazy. Why don't you go to work?", "Phoebe: I don't wanna go to work.", "Leo: Might not be such a bad idea. It's a public place. Nobody's gonna attack you there.", "Paige: Yeah, and as soon as we come up with some sort of plan, I'll come get you.", "Piper: Come on, you're not doing anybody any good like this. Just get up and go to work.", "Phoebe: (sighs) Okay. But if you find the alchemist, you have to come get me.", "(Paige's cell phone rings. She checks the caller I.D.)", "Paige: It's Joanna.", "(She gets up to answer it. Piper turns and looks at Leo.)", "Piper: Now can we cancel Chris' party? Before any walking dead crash it?", "Leo: I guess we have to.", "Piper: On the bright side, he's only one. He's not gonna remember it.", "Leo: (sighs) We will.", "(Paige returns.)", "Paige: She just got in a big fight with her boyfriend. She's really upset. I", "have to go.", "Piper: A lover's spat? Is that really something her whitelighter needs to deal with, especially right now?", "Paige: It's her boyfriend. I get a really bad vibe from him. I feel like he's gonna hurt her.", "Piper: Then you should go. (Paige leaves. Piper turns to Leo.) And we should call Morris and make sure that Tim's body is still in the morgue ... or not.", "[Scene: Mausoleum]", "(Tim's body is definitely not in the morgue. It's in on a concrete slab in the mausoleum. The Alchemist stands near Tim's head.)", "Alchemist: You don't need to keep him like this. Revive him. I can control him.", "(He turns to look over at Zankou standing in the back of the room.)", "Zankou: I'll revive him when I'm ready.", "Alchemist: But you've barely even used him.", "Zankou: I had to pull him out before piper saw him. I can't allow the sisters", "to figure us out too quickly.", "Alchemist: They will in time.", "Zankou: Of course, but by then they won't be able to ignore the emotional fallout. Besides, right now, your friend there will only distract us. We need to keep our eye on the prize.", "Alchemist: Your prize, not mine.", "Zankou: What if I were to give you a body that's been dead quite a bit longer. Would that satisfy your appetite?", "Alchemist: Depends. How long has he been dead?", "Zankou: Four years, give or take.", "Alchemist: Was he embalmed? Is the casket wood ... or metal?", "Zankou: Let's find out. (Zankou turns and looks over at the concrete slab behind him. He waves his hand and a metal casket appears on it.)", "Zankou: Ah, metal. What do you know? Interested?", "(The Alchemist walks over to the casket.)", "Alchemist: You know me too well. But why this body, out of all the wonderful", "choices in the world?", "(The Alchemist touches the metal casket.)", "Zankou: As I said, I know the sisters. This will help remind Phoebe of the", "cost of the eternal fight. All the innocents she failed to save.", "Alchemist: That's hardly enough to make all the sisters doubt themselves.", "Zankou: Oh, but as Phoebe loses faith in herself, she'll spread that feeling to the other two, starting with Paige, who, by then, will be ripe for a crisis of faith. I'll see to that.", "Alchemist: You better be sure about this.", "Zankou: Believe me, I am.", "(Zankou turns and looks over at Tim.)", "Zankou: The sisters and the Book of Shadows are linked. They always have been.", "And by weakening them, I'll weaken the Book's defenses, too ... enough to make it mine.", "[Scene: Morgue.]", "(Darryl steps into the morgue and walks over to the black body bag. The body bag is open and empty.)", "Darryl: Damn it.", "Sheridan: (o.s.) I figured you'd come by sooner or later. (Darryl turns around and finds Sheridan leaning up against the counter on the side of the room.)", "Darryl: What are you doing here, Sheridan?", "Sheridan: The coroner called the captain, told him Tim Cross' body was missing, and that you were the last one to see it. So you wanna tell me why you're here?", "Darryl: I got an anonymous tip. I decided to check it out.", "Sheridan: Any chance that that tip came from a Halliwell?", "Darryl: I said anonymous.", "Sheridan: I see. The coroner also said that you came by with a woman last night. Phoebe Halliwell?", "Darryl: She was friends with the victim. She needed closure.", "Sheridan: Well, she certainly must need a lot of closure, given the number of murders that she's been connected to, several of which include law enforcement officers. Trudeau, Rodriguez -", "Darryl: The sisters did not kill them.", "Sheridan: Morris ... Darryl. I know that you're a good cop, and I can't believe that you would help killers. Now, I don't know what these women have on you --", "Darryl: They don't have anything on me.", "Sheridan: Then why are you protecting them? Do you know what you're doing to yourself? To your career? To your family? Does your wife even know the kind of risks that you're taking?", "Darryl: Leave her out of this.", "Sheridan: Then come clean with me. Tell me what you know. Maybe I can help you before it's too late. Before you force me to take you down, too.", "[Scene: Joanna's Apartment. Living Room.]", "(Paige talks with Joanna.)", "Paige: Honey, you're gonna be okay. You're gonna pull through this.", "Joanna: I'm not. This always happens just when I think I've found the right", "guy, it all falls apart.", "Paige: But Karl might not be the right guy for you. I mean, you might really be better off without him.", "Joanna: Why? So I can just be alone forever? As if my life isn't bad enough already.", "Paige: You can't talk like that. You can't just give up on yourself.", "Joanna: Says who? Sometimes I think maybe the world would be better off without me.", "Paige: No. That is absolutely not true. You're gonna have to believe me on that one.", "(Paige's phone rings. She checks the caller ID.)", "Paige: Ugh. Now what? Uh, just give me a second, okay? (Paige stands up.) (to", "phone) Hey. I thought you said you can do this without me. INTERCUT WITH:", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Kitchen.]", "(Piper is in the kitchen and on the phone.)", "Piper: Well, you know, things change. I just talked to Darryl. Tim's body is", "missing.", "Paige: Missing? Oh, I guess Phoebe wasn't dreaming after all.", "Piper: Okay, I'm gonna get to work on a vanquishing potion to get rid of the alchemist, and, hopefully, if we do that, it'll reverse his magic, and Tim can rest in peace.", "Paige: Well, yeah, but we still don't know why the alchemist is even doing this or who he's working with.", "Piper: Well, we're just gonna have to find him and make him tell us. So I need you to go get Phoebe and bring her home.", "Paige: I kinda don't wanna leave Joanna right now.", "Piper: Is it life or death?", "Paige: No.", "Piper: Well, this is. But, Paige, the faster we get rid of the demons, the faster you can get back to your charge.", "Paige: Fine, I'll be there as soon as I can.", "(Paige hangs up and turns around to Joanna.)", "Paige: Uh ... I'm gonna have to go. I've got a bit of a family emergency.", "Joanna: But what if Karl comes back? I don't wanna face him alone.", "Paige: You won't have to. All right, just call me. I will be here in a", "second.", "Joanna: But what if you're far away?", "Paige: If you really need me, just yell my name loudly.", "Joanna: But --", "Paige: No buts. It's okay. All right? You have to trust me. I'm always watching out for you. I promise.", "(Paige walks over to the door. She stops and turns around.)", "Paige: Lock the door behind me, and if Karl comes by, do not open the door, all", "right? I'll be back as soon as I can.", "(Paige opens the door and leaves. Joanna walks over to the door and locks it.)", "(Joanna zips up her sweater.)", "Zankou (As Karl): (o.s.) What's the matter, Joanna?", "(Joanna looks up and sees \"Karl\" walking down the short hallway toward her. She's surprised to see him.)", "Zankou (As Karl): I thought you loved being alone with me.", "Joanna: Karl, how did you get in here?", "(\"Karl\" crosses his arms in front of him. He morphs back into Zankou.)", "Zankou: Magic.", "(Joanna turns and runs to the door.)", "(Zankou grabs Joanna's shoulder and turns her around. He grabs her by her neck.)", "Joanna: Pai --", "Zankou: (mocks) Paige? Is that who you're trying to call out for? Well, I'm afraid Paige has abandoned you. (Zankou continues to choke Joanna. He lifts her completely off the ground by his grip around her neck.)", "Zankou: But if it makes you feel any better, I'm sure she'd be very upset she had to miss this.", "(Camera holds on Zankou.)", "[Scene: The Bay Mirror]", "(Phoebe hands her assistant a stack of letters to mail.)", "Phoebe: Can you send these priority mail? Actually, overnight them. These", "people need help right away.", "Assistant: What are they?", "Phoebe: Advice for my readers.", "Assistant: Wait, you're answering them directly now?", "Phoebe: We can only print so many in the paper. I don't wanna let anybody down. Also, you can send all my e-mails through. You don't have to sort through them, okay? Great, thanks. (Phoebe reaches for the door. She turns and pushes her assistant out the door, then closes it behind her.)", "(Paige orbs into the office and sighs.)", "Paige: I thought she'd never leave.", "Phoebe: Yeah, I'm sorry. It's just really busy here today. These letters", "don't answer themselves, you know.", "(Phoebe goes back to her desk and looks through more letters.)", "Paige: Well, great, you're feeling better then.", "Phoebe: Yeah. I know I didn't wanna come in, but you guys were right. It's", "really helped me a lot.", "Paige: Well, fantastic. Uh, okay. We should go. Because you told me to come get you when we have something, and, uh, we have something.", "Phoebe: Uh, can it wait?", "Paige: Excuse me?", "Phoebe: Well, it's just I have all these letters that I have to answer, not to mention e-mails and phone messages and faxes.", "Paige: So ...", "Phoebe: These people need me. I can't just let them down, you know?", "Paige: I see what's going on here, missy.", "Phoebe: What do you mean, \"what's going on\"? Nothing's going on. I'm just helping innocents in need, that's all.", "Paige: No, you are feeling guilty about what happened with Tim, and you're over-compensating.", "Phoebe: (scoffs) That is ridiculous. I am not. I'm just doing my job. Besides, I thought I was the one studying psychology.", "Paige: Okay, I may not have studied psychology, but I have studied you, and this is classic Phoebe. You're running away from your pain. Honey, you can not run away from this.", "Phoebe: Well, I can try, can't I? (Phoebe sits down.) He was just helping me with a flat tire. That's all. He didn't do anything wrong. He was just ... with me. And I'm supposed to deal with that?", "Paige: Well, I think you deal with it by vanquishing the demons responsible. You know, making Tim's death count for something.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but we don't even know who's responsible or why they're doing this.", "Paige: I'm starting to think there's only one demon who could be responsible for this.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Mausoleum]", "(Zankou stands next to another glowing, white body, his hands outstretched. The Alchemist watches him.)", "Alchemist: Careful. Take it easy. Careful. Not so much.", "(Zankou continues to holds his hands over the dead body.)", "Alchemist: (excited) Yes. Yes. He's alive!", "(The body on the concrete slab suddenly sits up, the identity of the person shrouded in the shadows.)", "Zankou: Welcome back, Inspector.", "Reece Davidson: Where am I? What am I doing here?", "Alchemist: Beginning your new life.", "(The Alchemist raises his hand and it glows purple in front of the Inspector's face.)", "Alchemist: What's the last thing you remember?", "(Quick flashback to:", "[Scene from 3X?: Death Takes a Halliwell]", "[Scene: Church.]", "(Piper and Phoebe pound on the glass outside the locked gate while Inspector Reece Davidson is inside the Church with the two Seekers.)", "Seeker 1: You've been so brave, Inspector. (The Seeker bares his teeth and takes a bite out of the back of Inspector Reece Davidson's neck.)", "Seeker 1: Don't ruin it now. (Outside, Piper and Phoebe are locked out. Piper pounds the locked gate with her hands.)", "Piper: Open the gate!", "(Reece Davidson falls to the floor.)", "(End of flashback. Resume to present.)", "Reece Davidson: A demon ... attacked me, bit me.", "Zankou: It killed you. More than four years ago, but I brought you back.", "Alchemist: We brought you back.", "Reece Davidson: I don't understand.", "Alchemist: Well, then let us help you, my child.", "(The Alchemist moves around Zankou and raises his hand over Inspector Reece Davidson's face. We hear the sound of magic happening.)", "Zankou: Do you remember Phoebe Halliwell? (Quick flashback to:", "[Scene from 3X11: Blinded by the Whitelighter]", "[Scene: Diner.]", "(Reece Davidson and Phoebe sit in a diner.)", "Reece Davidson (PAST): Look, Miss Halliwell, I think you know more than you're", "letting on, but you're scared. You're afraid if I find out the truth, you're gonna get in trouble. Am I right?", "Past Phoebe: I wish I could help you, but I can't - (echoes) but I can't.", "(End of flashback. Resume to present.)", "Zankou: She could've warned you, saved you. Think of all that she cost you.", "Alchemist: A wife, a family. You were just doing your job.", "Zankou: It was quite selfish of her really. She lived on while they suffered,", "grieving over your death. It's time to even the score. (The Alchemist removes his glowing hand. Inspector Reece Davidson growls as Zankou smiles.)", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Kitchen.]", "(Piper adds more ingredients to the boils cauldron on the stovetop. Paige stands nearby. Phoebe quietly sits on the sink counter.)", "Piper: Zankou?", "Paige: Well, he's certainly powerful enough to help the alchemist, and he knows us well enough to try something like this. Maybe he's finally going after us.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but why kill an innocent? Why not just come after me?", "Paige: Maybe he's trying to break you down.", "Phoebe: (sighs) I'm beginning to like it better when I thought I was cursed.", "Piper: And you know you're not, right?", "Phoebe: Right, I do. Now. I should've just listened to you yesterday.", "Piper: What do you mean?", "Phoebe: You know, the talk we had in the attic.", "(Piper looks really puzzled. Phoebe begins to suspect something.)", "Phoebe: Wait, was that not you?", "Paige: Well, it's probably Zankou. He shape shifted into one of us before.", "(Phoebe slides down from her perch on the sink.)", "Phoebe: (to Paige) Okay, well, how do I know this is you now? (to Piper) How", "do I know you're not Zankou right now?", "Piper: Because I'm not.", "Phoebe: Prove it.", "Piper: Jake Singer, back seat, tenth grade. Can Zankou tell you all about that?", "Phoebe: I think I'm losing my mind.", "(Phoebe heads for the door.)", "Piper: Where are you going?", "Phoebe: To the book to find a way to vanquish Zankou before I really do lose my", "mind.", "(Phoebe walks out of the kitchen.)", "Paige: (sighs) What are we gonna do about her?", "Piper: The only thing we can do -- help her vanquish Zankou.", "Paige: Okay. Well, then, I guess we won't be needing that potion.", "Piper: Actually, we need to get to the Alchemist who can lead us to Zankou, and", "then, hopefully, when we get rid of both of them, Phoebe will be able to sleep again.", "(Leo walks into the kitchen.)", "Leo: Where's Phoebe going?", "Paige: Probably to a mental institution.", "Piper: Did you put the kids down for their nap?", "Leo: Yes, and I started calling all our friends to cancel Chris' party.", "Paige: Oh, I'm sorry you guys had to do that.", "Piper: Next year he'll have two.", "Paige: Well, I have to go check on Joanna, make sure she's okay.", "Piper: Okay. Hurry back.", "Paige: I will.", "(Paige orbs out.)", "[Scene: Joanna's Apartment. Living Room.]", "(There's a knock at the living room door.)", "Paige: (through door) Hey, Joanna, it's me, Paige. I'm back.", "(Paige continues to knock on the door.)", "Paige: Joanna, open up. Are you okay?", "(Paige opens the door.)", "Paige: I told you to keep the door locked.", "(She stops when she sees Joanna on the living room floor dead.)", "Paige: Oh, god.", "(Paige slowly sinks to her knees. Behind her, standing in the hallway and looking into the room through the open door, is Zankou. He smiles.)", "(Zankou flames out.)", "(Paige reaches down and lightly strokes Joanna's hair with her hand.)", "Paige: (crying) So sorry. I'm so sorry.", "[Scene: San Francisco Police Department]", "(Darryl returns to the police station. He walks into the bullpen and stops when he sees Sheila sitting in front of Inspector Sheridan's desk.)", "(Sheridan looks at Darryl.)", "Sheridan: Lieutenant, we've been waiting for you.", "(Sheila stands up and turns around. She looks upset.)", "Darryl: Sheila, what are you doing here? What's wrong?", "Sheridan: I called her. I thought that someone should fill her in.", "Sheila Morris: And I'm glad she did. At least somebody's telling me what's", "going on around here.", "Darryl: You are way out of line on this one, Inspector.", "Sheridan: Am I? I'll leave you two alone to talk.", "(Sheridan leaves.)", "Darryl: What did she tell you?", "Sheila Morris: She said you could lose your job or go to prison. Prison,", "Darryl. How could you hide this from me?", "Darryl: Sheila, I'm trying to protect you.", "Sheila Morris: I don't want to be protected. I wanna know we're not gonna lose you.", "Darryl: You are not about to lose me, and --", "Sheila Morris: You don't know that.", "Darryl: Did you say anything to her about them?", "Sheila Morris: Don't worry, I kept their secret. I always will, no matter what happens. But come on, Darryl. I know you've had to struggle with this, with how far you can go to help the sisters.", "Darryl: Baby, I'm so passed that.", "Sheila Morris: No, you're not. How can you be? I used to stay up late nights, worrying whether you were gonna come home at night because of all the criminals out there. That is nothing compared to what I have to worry about now.", "Darryl: Sheila, look, this is not the time or the place.", "Sheila Morris: No? When is the time? When I bring our kids to jail to see you, or to your funeral? This is not your fight, Darryl, it's theirs.", "(Darryl's phone starts to ring. He checks the caller ID.)", "Sheila Morris: It's them, isn't it?", "(The phone continues to ring.)", "Sheila Morris: Please don't answer that, Darryl. I'm begging you.", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Conservatory.]", "(Paige stands near the conservatory windows. She's on the phone.)", "Paige: (mutters) Come on, Darryl. Pick up the phone.", "(Darryl steps up close to Sheila to whisper into her ear.)", "Darryl: Sheila, baby, they are in trouble.", "Sheila Morris: So are we. It's our family or theirs.", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Conservatory.]", "(Paige hangs up the phone and slams it down on the wicker table.)", "Paige: Daryl's not answering. How can he not answer?", "(Paige sits down. Piper sits in the chair, thinking. Leo stands nearby watching them.)", "Piper: I'm beginning to think he can't help anyway.", "Paige: Well, I have to call the police, okay, because I can't let Karl just get away with this. I should've been there with her. I should not have left her alone.", "Leo: You can't blame yourself. You have other responsibilities you can't ignore either.", "Paige: But you said I'm supposed to be able to sense my charges, and I didn't sense anything, so can you tell me what the hell is wrong with me.", "Leo: Nothing. Nothing is wrong with you. It takes time to form the bond between charges and whitelighters, that's all.", "Paige: (upset) That's not good enough, because I promised her that I was gonna be there and I failed.", "Piper: No, you didn't, sweetie. I think Zankou wants you to think you did.", "Leo: Zankou?", "Piper: It has to be him. First, Phoebe's friend and now her charge. That can't be a coincidence.", "Paige: What, you think Karl's working with Zankou?", "Piper: I think he is Zankou. Think about it. He knew exactly what he was doing. He's targeting the people in our lives.", "Leo: Well, what good would that do?", "Piper: I don't know. Maybe if he thinks we're rattled enough we'll be vulnerable.", "Paige: But no one in your life has been targeted.", "Piper: No, not yet, but that's why you need to get Leo and the boys to magic school right away.", "Leo: (sighs) Look, we've been through this. I'm not gonna run and hide every time a demon attacks.", "(Piper stands up and walks over to Leo.)", "Piper: Leo, this is not just another demon, and this is not about you hiding.", "This is about the safety of our family. You need to go now.", "Leo: All right. I'll get the boys.", "(Leo leaves.)", "Paige: What about the other people in your life?", "Piper: The best way to protect them is to get to Zankou, and for that, we need", "Phoebe.", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Attic.]", "(Phoebe is in the attic sitting at the table with the Book of Shadows open in front of her. She's taking down some notes and lets out a large yawn.) (The overhead light switches off casting the attic into darkness and leaving Phoebe with the light from her desk lamp. The floorboards creak.)", "Phoebe: Piper? Paige?", "(Over in the darkened doorway is Inspector Reece Davidson. His face is cast in the shadows.)", "Reece Davidson: Guess again.", "(Phoebe is startled. Inspector Reece Davidson starts heading toward Phoebe. Still, she cant' see his face.)", "Phoebe: Who are you? What do you want?", "Reece Davidson: What you took from me -- my life! (Inspector Reece Davidson steps into the light and we see his face complete with decomposing flesh.)", "(Phoebe stands up.)", "Reece Davidson: What's the matter? Don't you recognize me?", "Phoebe: Inspector Davidson.", "Reece Davidson: In the flesh ... or what's left of it.", "Phoebe: Oh, no, not again.", "(Phoebe tries to run past him, but Inspector Reece Davidson grabs Phoebe by her arm, stopping her.)", "Reece Davidson: Hold on! Hold on! I want to talk to you. I think you owe me that much.", "Phoebe: Who did this to you? Zankou?", "Reece Davidson: I didn't get a name. But it was obviously someone who knows you pretty damn well. Don't worry. Death's not so bad. I think you're gonna like it.", "Phoebe: I tried to save you.", "Reece Davidson: You should've tried harder!", "Phoebe: I couldn't. The Angel of Death was after you.", "Reece Davidson: At the end, see, but you're forgetting about all the months before, all those times I asked you to come clean with me. If you told me the truth just once ...", "Phoebe: I couldn't. I'm sorry.", "Reece Davidson: Did you come to my funeral? Did you see my wife, my kids? (Phoebe shakes her head.) They're growing up without a father because of you.", "Phoebe: I am so sorry.", "Reece Davison: Oh, I bet you are, now. And you're gonna be even more sorry when I'm through with you.", "(Phoebe runs for the door.)", "(Inspector Reece Davidson runs after her.)", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. First floor Hallway]", "(Phoebe runs down the attic stairs.)", "Phoebe: Paige!", "(Inspector Reece Davidson runs quickly after her.)", "Phoebe: Piper! Piper!", "(Inspector Reece Davidson vanishes.)", "(Phoebe turns the corner running. She sees Piper.)", "Phoebe: Piper, he's right behind me! Get him! Get him!", "(Piper looks and sees nothing.)", "Piper: Phoebe, there's no one there.", "Phoebe: He ...was there. I swear it.", "Piper: Who?", "Phoebe: Inspector Davidson.", "Piper: Reece Davidson? He died four years ago.", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Attic.]", "(Zankou flames into the attic. On the table, just where Phoebe left it, is the open Book of Shadows.) (Zankou walks up to the Book. He raises his hands and blasts the Book with a beam of white energy.)", "(The Book's shield surrounds it, blocking off the attack.)", "(Zankou pulls back.)", "(The white energy and the Book's shield both vanish.)", "(He takes a deep breath and plunges his hands toward the Book's shield. The Book's shield surrounds it. It crackles with a fiery hot energy. Zankou persists as his hands plunge closer toward the Book.)", "(But it proves too much for him. He pulls back and the Book's shield vanish.)", "(He smiles a little.)", "Zankou: Getting closer.", "(He looks up to the side and takes a deep breath.)", "Zankou: I guess I'm gonna have to kick things up a notch.", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Attic.]", "(The attic is dark. Piper reaches up and pulls on the draw string to turn the light on.)", "Piper: It's clear. No one dead or undead.", "Phoebe: Are you sure?", "Piper: Pretty sure, unless they're invisible.", "Phoebe: Wait. You think they could be invisible?", "(Piper walks into the attic.)", "Piper: No. Come on, we've got to find the alchemist and hopefully Zankou.", "(shouts behind her) Paige!", "(Paige orbs into the attic.)", "Paige: What? I was just getting Leo and the boys settled in at magic school.", "Piper: I need you to see if you can find Joanna, quickly.", "Paige: I thought I told you, she's dead.", "Piper: Yeah. Not for long.", "Phoebe: Wait, you think Joanna's gonna come back, too?", "Piper: I'm counting on it. So you need to see if you can sense her.", "(Paige takes a breath and concentrates.)", "Phoebe: Anything?", "Paige: No, but Leo said our bond hadn't fully formed yet.", "Piper: Okay, then we're gonna have to scry for her the old fashioned way.", "(Piper walks over to the table and picks up the map and scrying crystal.)", "Paige: Do you think she's even gonna turn into a zombie?", "Piper: It fits the pattern.", "(Piper puts the map down on the table, then starts clearing it.)", "Phoebe: And trust me, you don't want to be surprised once it happens.", "Piper: Just concentrate. She was your charge. If anybody can find her, you", "can. (Piper carries the Book of Shadows away. Paige picks up the crystal and starts swinging it over the map.)", "Paige: You know, I'd really rather not find her, considering I'm the reason she's dead.", "Phoebe: Join the club.", "(Piper is standing over at the book stand.)", "Piper: Look, the faster we find Joanna's body, we'll find the alchemist and", "hopefully Zankou before he kills anybody else in our lives.", "(She puts the Book of Shadows on the stand.)", "(The crystal hits the map.)", "Paige: Found her. Cemetery.", "Phoebe: (shakes her head) Not good. Never good.", "(Camera holds on Piper.)", "[Scene: Mausoleum.]", "(Joanna is dead, lying flat on her back on the cold, concrete slab.)", "(Paige, Piper and Phoebe orb into the mausoleum.)", "Paige: Oh, god, that's her.", "(Joanna's eyes open. She turns her head and looks at Paige.)", "Joanna: Miss me?", "(Joanna gets up. Piper gasps and they all take a step backward.)", "(Reece Davidson comes up behind Piper and Tim moves behind Phoebe.)", "Reece Davidson: Looks like it's time for payback.", "(The girls are surprised and quickly turn around to them.)", "Phoebe: Look, we don't want to hurt you.", "Tim Cross: It's a little late for that.", "Phoebe: Paige, maybe you should orb us out of here.", "(Joanna steps up behind Paige.)", "Piper: No, the alchemist has to be around here somewhere.", "Alchemist: (o.s.) I see my reputation precedes me.", "(They turn and see the Alchemist step out from the back area.)", "Alchemist: But if you want to get to me, you have to get through them.", "(Three zombies - two male and one female - step in front of the Alchemist, protecting him.)", "(He chuckles.)", "(The Alchemist holds out his hand. The palm glows and the three zombies head toward the girls.)", "Piper: Those are all innocents I've lost.", "Reece Davidson: That's right. You three have done a hell of a lot of damage in your time.", "Tim Cross: Seriously, have you done any good at all?! (Tim steps toward, grabs Phoebe and throws her across the mausoleum. Phoebe hits the wall and slides down to the floor, her hand releasing her hold on the vial.)", "Paige: (shouts) Phoebe!", "(Joanna steps toward Paige.)", "Joanna: Friend, my ass.", "(Piper looks around, then turns. In the background, we hear the Alchemist chuckling. His hands are glowing bright pink as he guides his zombies to attack the Charmed Ones.) (Piper runs over to the wall and removes the torch hanging on the holder. She uses it to keep the zombies away from her.)", "Alchemist: Yes. Yes, my children. Good!", "(Reece and Tim grab Phoebe. They pull her up to the cold, concrete slab.)", "(Piper continues to swing the burning torch at the zombies.)", "(Joanna grabs an old bone and knocks the potions vial out of Paige's grip. Paige struggles to keep Joanna from hitting her with the bone.) (Piper swings the torch. The zombie grabs the torch from Piper and tosses it aside.)", "Piper: Don't make me do this. (Piper looks around and sees Phoebe in trouble, struggling against Reece and Tim. Paige is on the ground fighting Joanna.)", "(Piper closes her eyes.)", "Piper: God help us.", "(She waves her hands and blasts the nearest zombie. He shatters into dust.)", "(She turns and blasts the other two zombies - they both explode into dust.)", "(The Alchemist can't believe what he's seeing.)", "Alchemist: (shouts) No.", "(Joanna hears the scream and looks up.)", "Alchemist: (shouts) No!", "(Paige uses the distraction, reaches for the vial and smashes it against Joanna. She shatters into dust.)", "(Piper waves her hands and blasts Reece and Tim. They both explode.)", "(Phoebe continues to struggle, then realizes that they're gone. She gets up.)", "(Paige gets to her feet.)", "(They both rush to stand next to Piper, who appears to be in a little shock at what she just did.)", "Phoebe: (reassures) It's okay, you had to.", "Paige: We all had to.", "Alchemist: You! He told me you wouldn't, you couldn't.", "Zankou: (o.s.) I lied.", "(They turn and find Zankou standing at the base of the stairs.)", "(He throws a fireball at the Alchemist, blowing him up.)", "Zankou: He served his purpose.", "Piper: Why would you do that? What do you have to gain?", "Zankou: (shrugs) You'll soon find out.", "(Zankou flames out leaving Paige, Phoebe and Piper puzzled by what's going on.)", "[Scene: San Francisco Police Department.]", "(Inspector Sheridan is sitting at her desk going through some files. Darryl walks up to her.)", "Darryl: Inspector Sheridan, you got a minute? First of all, you had no right -", "Sheridan: I had every right. We're cops. Crimes were being committed, and that gives me the right. Look, as I said before, you are either with me on this or you're against me.", "Darryl: I'm taking some vacation time ... to be with my family.", "Sheridan: That's curious timing.", "Darryl: I don't like being put in this position.", "Sheridan: You put yourself in this position, Lieutenant.", "Darryl: You're not gonna be able to take them down. They won't let you.", "Sheridan: What, is that supposed to be some kind of a threat?", "Darryl: It's a friendly warning. What they're doing ... and what they're all about, it's above reproach. (He leans in close.) I wouldn't mess with them if I were you.", "(She leans in close.)", "Sheridan: Have a nice vacation.", "(She smiles. Darryl leaves.)", "(She sighs.)", "[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Attic.]", "(Paige, Phoebe and Piper walk into the attic.)", "Paige: Well, why can't we try to vanquish Zankou the same way we vanquished The", "Source?", "Phoebe: He'll be ready for that. That's why we need something new.", "(They stop in the center of the attic.)", "Piper: Why did he vanquish the Alchemist himself?", "(Camera moves over to the Book stand and we see the Book of Shadows is gone.)", "Paige: I don't know. Maybe there's something in the Book.", "(Paige looks at the bookstand and finds the Book missing.)", "Paige: Where's the Book?", "(They walk toward the bookstand.)", "Paige: Oh. Zankou.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but how did he get it?", "(Piper looks around the attic.)", "Piper: Doesn't matter. He's got it now.", "Paige: The question is, what's he gonna do with it?", "[Scene: Mausoleum]", "(Zankou sits on the old crypt flipping through the pages of the Book of Shadows. He chuckles to himself.)", "Zankou: Now the fun really begins.", "(Zankou laughs.)" ]	Charmed	07x21	Death Becomes Them	bunniefuu
Charmed_07x22.json	[ "Now that Zankou has stolen the Book of Shadows, he learns he has to steal the powers from the sisters in order to be able to access all the spells and powers inside. Realizing what he has done, Piper, Phoebe, and Paige set out for one final showdown with the demon where their lives are at stake. Things get trickier for them when Inspector Sheridan leads a team of police officers to the manor, looking to take the sisters in for questioning." ]	[ "(Paige, Phoebe and Piper orb into Magic School.)", "Phoebe: Okay, how do we know Zankou's not here waiting for us?", "Paige: Because Magic School's protected from him, that's how.", "(Piper turns around and heads out the door.)", "Piper: (shouts) Leo?!", "(Phoebe and Paige follow.)", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - HALLWAY-- NIGHT]", "(They rush through the hallway and head for the Great Hall as they look for Leo.)", "Phoebe: Still, now that Zankou's got the Book of Shadows", "Piper: He can't use all of its powers, not without ours. (shouts) Leo!", "Phoebe: No, but he could use it to get our powers. I mean, it's been done before, right?", "Paige: Look, as long as we're here, we're safe.", "(Leo finds them in the hallway.)", "Leo: What's wrong?", "Piper: How are the boys?", "Leo: They're fine. They're sleeping. Why?", "Phoebe: Uh, Zankou's got the Book of Shadows.", "Leo: What? How?", "Paige: Well, as soon as we figure that out, we'll let you know.", "Phoebe: He broke us down.", "Paige: Okay, but how does that explain -", "Phoebe: (interrupts) Because our powers are tied to the Book and our emotions are tied to our powers, so by making us vulnerable, he --", "Leo: He made the Book vulnerable, too.", "Piper: I guess he knew us a little better than we thought.", "Phoebe: The question is, what is he really after?", "(Leo looks at Paige.)", "Paige: What he's always after ... power.", "(Piper knows.)", "Piper: The Nexus.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - NIGHT]", "[INT. MANOR - MAIN HALL -- NIGHT]", "(Zankou flames into the sitting room clutching the Book of Shadows in his arms. Behind him, about a dozen other demons flame in and shimmer into the sitting room.)", "(Zankou smiles.)", "Za: Ah, it's good to be back.", "CUT TO END OF TEASER ROLL TITLE CREDITS", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. VARIOUS SAN FRANCISCO CITY LIGHTS (STOCK) - NIGHT]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - NIGHT]", "[INT. MANOR - BASEMENT -- NIGHT]", "(In the basement, the demons work on digging out the hole in the floor.)", "DEMON: There we go.", "(Zankou rushes down the stairs and heads over to his Demon in Charge, Kahn.)", "ZANKOU: How close are we?", "KAHN: We'd be a lot closer if we could use our powers to open it.", "ZANKOU: The nexus will view that as a threat, destroy us all. Remember it's neither good nor evil. It's just sheer unadulterated power, the kind The Charmed Ones have been harboring for far too long. Now it's my turn to play.", "KAHN: What'll be your first move -- once you possess it, I mean?", "ZANKOU: Oh, I don't know, uh ... I'll have full access to the Book of Shadows, of course, which means ... I'll have ultimate power.", "(Zankou laughs at the mere thought of it.)", "ZANKOU: I hope I don't get bored.", "DEMON: The Nexus, milord.", "(Zankou turns and finds the Demons standing out of the hole in the ground.)", "ZANKOU: Step back.", "(The demons step back. Zankou and Kahn head over to the hole in the ground. Zankou stops in front of the hole. He closes his eyes and starts the spell.)", "ZANKOU: (chanting) Natum adai necral...", "(Smoke starts to rise out of the hole in front of Zankou.)", "ZANKOU: (chanting) Daya intay layok!", "(In the smoke, the Shadow rises. With an awful roar, it hovers in front of Zankou as if it were just looking at him. Zankou opens his eyes and looks back at the Shadow.)", "(Suddenly, the Shadow slams into Zankou, seeping into him through his eyes. Zankou is pushed back as the Shadow fills him.)", "(The Shadow and Smoke dissipate.)", "(Zankou turns around, his eyes black pools of nothing.)", "ZANKOU: (Shadow's voice) It is done.", "(The demons in front of him, bow before him.)", "KAHN: What are your orders?", "(Suddenly, Zankou gasps in pain.)", "ZANKOU: Ah!", "(He staggers forward, raising his hands to his face as he screams. He turns and spews the Shadow out from his face and back into the ground.)", "(The Shadow screams as it disappears back into the ground.)", "KAHN: What happened?", "ZANKOU: The sisters -- they cast it out of me with a spell.", "KAHN: From the Magic School? Impossible.", "ZANKOU: Nothing's impossible there!", "(Angry, Zankou pushes the demons apart as he heads for the stairs.)", "KAHN: Where are you going?", "(He starts climbing up the stairs as he turns around.)", "ZANKOU: To the Book of Shadows ... to find a way to stop them!", "(Zankou leaves the basement. Kahn turns and looks down at the hole in the basement floor.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL -- NIGHT]", "(Meanwhile, the camera swings a full 360 degrees around the Great Hall. We don't see any of the sisters there.)", "(Camera stops on the sofa.)", "(Paige slowly stands up from her hiding place behind the sofa.)", "PAIGE: I think it worked.", "(Piper slowly stands up from her hiding place behind the large chairs lined up against one side of the wall.)", "(Phoebe stands up from her hiding place behind the large chairs lined up against the other side of the wall.)", "PHOEBE: How do you know?", "(Paige walks around the sofa and heads toward them.)", "PAIGE: Well, because if he'd already tapped into The Nexus, he would have broken in by now. Good thing you remembered that spell.", "(Piper heads toward the table.)", "PIPER: Well, we can't just keep casting it because he's gonna figure out a way around it sooner or later.", "(Phoebe joins them as they all gather around the table.)", "PHOEBE: Well, we have to get the book back before he does.", "PIPER: Okay. Any ideas?", "PHOEBE: Oh, I was hoping you'd have some.", "PIPER: Me? Why me?", "PHOEBE: Well, because you're the only one who still has any confidence around here.", "PIPER: Yeah, well, that's just 'cause I'm a good actor.", "PAIGE: Well, I hope you can fool the Book because unless we get our confidence back -- and fast -- it may not let us get it back. And if Zankou gets The Nexus first, there won't even be a point of trying.", "PHOEBE: Well, we can't let that happen. I mean, if he succeeds, then everything we've done in the last seven years means nothing, and I'm not willing to live with that.", "PIPER: Well, you might not have to.", "PHOEBE: Then we go down fighting.", "PAIGE: Well, which brings us back to how do we stop him?", "PHOEBE: Okay, let's think about this for a second. (Phoebe heads for one of the chairs.) We know Zankou as well as he knows us, right?", "(She sits down. Piper turns around to look at her.)", "PIPER: Yeah. So?", "PHOEBE: So, what is the one thing that Zankou wants more than the Nexus?", "PAIGE: (scoffs) Our heads on a platter?", "PHOEBE: Exactly. He hates us. He wants to kill us. So why don't we give him a reason, you know, piss him off enough so that the focus is off The Nexus and onto us?", "PAIGE: It could buy us time to get the Book back. It just might work.", "(Piper turns and looks at Paige.)", "PIPER: Yeah, unless he kills us first.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. POLICE BUILDING (STOCK) - NIGHT]", "[INT. POLICE STATION - BULLPEN -- NIGHT]", "(Sheridan sits behind her desk looking through a file. Agent Keyes walks into the bullpen and heads over to her.)", "AGENT KEYES: You Inspector Sheridan?", "SHERIDAN: Yeah. Who are you?", "(He shows her his ID.)", "AGENT KEYES: Agent Keyes, Homeland Security. (Sheridan puts her file aside.) You called, didn't you?", "SHERIDAN: Yes. Yes, I just was not expecting you until tomorrow.", "AGENT KEYES: Let's just say I was anxious to hear what you had to say.", "(Sheridan stands up.)", "SHERIDAN: All right ... what do you know about what happened to your Agent Brody?", "AGENT KEYES: You tell me.", "SHERIDAN: He disappeared, and I think I know who knows why ... the same people who probably know what happened to three other cops who were either killed or mysteriously disappeared in the past seven years: Inspectors Trudeau, Rodriguez, and Davidson. Then there are all the civilian cases, including one of their own sisters -- Prue Halliwell.", "AGENT KEYES: (unimpressed) That's it?", "SHERIDAN: \"That's it\"? Are you kidding? What? You need more?", "(By the look on his face, yes.)", "SHERIDAN: Okay, how about I think they tried to make me disappear, too? They put me in a coma, tried to get me to forget what I knew about them.", "AGENT KEYES: Actually, Brody's the one who put you in the coma -- on my orders.", "SHERIDAN: What?", "AGENT KEYES: We knew they knew you were onto them. We didn't want you messing up our investigation.", "SHERIDAN: How dare you?!", "AGENT KEYES: Easy, Inspector. This is bigger than you think, all right? Much bigger. Besides, I am here, aren't I?", "SHERIDAN: What with Brody's tranq gun?", "AGENT KEYES: No, with answers, the ones you've been looking for.", "SHERIDAN: Okay.", "AGENT KEYES: Do you believe in the paranormal, Inspector, that there may be forces, powers that exist beyond our own? That's what the Halliwells are involved in and we want blow the doors wide open on that little secret of theirs.", "(Sheridan looks utterly surprised, but on some level, she believes him.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC -- NIGHT]", "(Kahn walks into the attic and finds Zankou looking through the Book of Shadows.)", "KAHN: What are you looking for?", "ZANKOU: A reversal spell to stop them from keeping me from The Nexus.", "KAHN: But even if you find one, it might not work. You said yourself that without full access to the Book that it --", "ZANKOU: I know what I said. There's a potion.", "KAHN: Why not just keep trying to take in The Nexus ... outlast them -- after all, they can't keep pulling it out of you -- timing it just right? Sooner or later, you'll have the power long enough to break through the protection of the magic school, then you can kill them.", "ZANKOU: You don't know them like I do. You can't take them head-on. It doesn't work. That's how demons die ... but not this demon, not this time.", "KAHN: This is no time for personal vendettas. I think your focus should be The Nexus, not the witches.", "ZANKOU: Are you challenging me, Kahn?", "KAHN: You brought me on as your counsel. I'm merely acting as such. If you are displeased with me, then --", "ZANKOU: No. No, you have served me well and will continue to do so. And to that end, go to the kitchen and bring me up some mandrake, henbane, and some hemlock root. I'm making a potion.", "KAHN: To do what?", "ZANKOU: To steal their powers. There are other ways of gaining full access to the Book of Shadows.", "(Kahn turns and heads for the attic door.)", "(Camera moves down to the page Zankou's looking at. The spell is: Separate a Witch from her Power.\")", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - STUDY -- NIGHT]", "(Phoebe is sitting at the desk writing something down as she looks through the various text books. Piper sits at another desk, more open books in front of her as she thinks.)", "PIPER: Wasn't there a confidence spell in the Book of Shadows?", "PHOEBE: Yeah. Remember we cast it on that waiter at Quake?", "PIPER: Wow, Quake. That was a long time ago. Maybe we should cast it on ourselves. We could use a little confidence.", "PHOEBE: Yeah, but that won't piss off Zankou.", "PIPER: No, but it might help us get the Book back.", "PHOEBE: What if we ... switched bodies with him instead?", "PIPER: Can't. He'd be in Magic School.", "PHOEBE: Ooh, right. How about a love spell? We could make him fall for one of us.", "PIPER: (chuckles) Sorry. I'm taken.", "PHOEBE: Yeah, well, I'm not.", "PIPER: Yeah, but you're not that desperate ... are you?", "PHOEBE: Well, those demons do have a way of keeping you warm at night.", "PIPER: Yeah, but that's only because they have fireballs.", "(Phoebe chuckles.)", "(Piper looks down at the open book she's looking at.)", "PIPER: (reading) \"Hear secret thoughts ... stretch the imagination.\" (She looks at Phoebe.) What if we turn you into a banshee again and turn you loose on him?", "PHOEBE: Ooh, too much screeching. It's hard on my voice. Hey, I have an idea. What if we humiliated him and turned him into an animal, like we did that one time to everyone at P3, remember?", "PIPER: That spell backfired.", "PHOEBE: Yeah, well, beggars can't be choosers.", "PAIGE: (o.s.) Phoebe, Piper! Come here. I think I got something.", "(Phoebe and Piper stand up.)", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL -- GREAT HALL - NIGHT - CONTINUOUS]", "(Paige is looking at something in the room with a smile on her face.)", "(Phoebe and Piper enter the Great Hall and find various magic beings inside - gnomes, valkyries, trolls, leprechauns, fairies - just to name a few.)", "PIPER: What are they all doing here?", "PAIGE: Reinforcements.", "(Phoebe smiles as she turns to look at Piper smiling.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. POLICE STATION - BULLPEN -- NIGHT]", "(A line of agents stream into the bullpen. They file past Inspector Sheridan on the phone with Darryl.)", "SHERIDAN: (to phone) You knew, didn't you?", "DARRYL: (from phone) Knew about what?", "SHERIDAN: (to phone) About the Halliwells, about who they really are.", "INTERCUT WITH:", "[EXT. STREET CURBSIDE -- NIGHT]", "(Darryl stands just outside his SUV's open back door as he talks on the phone.)", "DARRYL: (to phone) Listen, now Sheridan, no. I don't know what you're talking about.", "SHERIDAN: (to phone) The hell you don't, Morris. Were you gonna keep your mouth shut, even if I got killed, huh?", "DARRYL: Hey, Inspector, listen.", "SHERIDAN: No, you listen to me! The only reason why I'm not busting you right now is because I can't prove that you really knew. I can't believe that you didn't tell me, and I can't believe that you let them put me in a coma.", "DARRYL: Hey, hold it. I helped find you, okay? I'm the one who saved you.", "(Behind Darryl, Sheila returns with their son.)", "SHERIDAN: Look, you need to come in here, Morris, and you need to help us.", "DARRYL: \"Us\"? Who's \"us\"?", "SHERIDAN: Homeland Security -- they're all over it. It's a federal case now.", "SHEILA: Is something wrong?", "(Darryl glances back at Sheila.)", "DARRYL: (to Sheila) No.", "SHERIDAN: Morris, you can't run from this anymore, and you can't protect them anymore, either.", "SHERIDAN: Darryl, who is it?", "DARRYL: I don't -- I really don't have a choice.", "SHERIDAN: Then you better not warn them that we're coming, or I will bust you.", "(Sheridan hangs up.)", "(Darryl pulls the phone away from him and looks at it. He closes it.)", "SHEILA: Was that them?", "DARRYL: No. That was, uh ... Sheridan.", "SHEILA: Is everything okay?", "(Darryl turns and grabs the suitcases. He puts them in the back of the SUV.)", "DARRYL: It's not my problem, right? (trying to convince himself) They're on their own.", "(Darryl turns and walks past Sheila as he heads back to the building.)", "(Camera holds on Sheila.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC -- NIGHT]", "(The cauldron explodes as another ingredient is added to the pot.)", "ZANKOU: Impressive. Hand me one of those vials, if you would.", "KAHN: How do you know it will work?", "(Kahn reaches for a vial and hands it to Zankou.)", "ZANKOU: I don't, but I assume if it's in their venerable book, it should.", "KAHN: But they're hiding in the magic school. How are you gonna get close enough to use it on them?", "ZANKOU: They're not gonna stay hidden for long. That's not their style.", "(Suddenly, there's a commotion downstairs. Zankou looks up, completely expecting it.)", "ZANKOU: As I was saying.", "(Zankou dashes out of the attic.)", "[INT. MANOR - STAIRS TO MAIN HALL - NIGHT - CONTINUOUS]", "(Zankou and Kahn run down the stairs. In the background, we hear fighting going on.)", "ZANKOU: What the hell?", "[INT. MANOR - MAIN HALL - NIGHT - CONTINUOUS]", "(There in the main hall and sitting room are the magical creatures wrecking havoc on the demons below. The trolls run around the rooms causing the demons to run into each other. The valkyries fight demons as do the fairies and leprechauns.)", "(They're doing a good job of getting rid of several demons.)", "(Zankou powers up and energy ball and throws it at the giant. Kahn throws an energy ball at the valkyrie near by. Zankou throws an energy ball at the gnome in the back.)", "(A troll runs up to the base of the stairs. He looks up at Zankou and Kahn as they throw energy balls at the magical creatures.)", "(The fairy flies into Zankou, weaving around his head. Zankou's distracted and bats the fairy away with his hand.)", "(The troll takes the opportunity and runs quickly up the stairs. He runs circles around Zankou's feet causing him to trip down the short flight of stairs.)", "(The troll stops running. Kahn looks down at the troll and throws a energy ball at him. The troll explodes.)", "(Zankou is on the floor.)", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL - NIGHT -- CONTINUOUS]", "(A rainbow appears in front of the girls as they wait for word. The leprechaun appears.)", "LEPRECHAUN: Now!", "PIPER, PHOEBE AND PAIGE: (chanting) Something wicked in our midst, in our home where he exists.", "[INT. MANOR - MAIN HALL - NIGHT -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Kahn walks down the stairs to check on Zankou.)", "KAHN: Are you all right?", "(A wave of orb lights pass over Zankou changing him into a pig with only his head intact.)", "(The magical creatures stop and laugh at him.)", "ZANKOU: (humiliated) Well, don't just stand there! Kill them all!", "(The magical creatures float, fly and run across the sitting room. Then Zankou realizes what's really going on.)", "ZANKOU: The Book! They're after the Book! (shouts) Stop them!", "(Kahn shimmers out of the main hall.)", "(Zankou closes his eyes as he thinks of the spell to restore himself.)", "ZANKOU: (chanting) Reverse the spell, from whence I fell.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - NIGHT - CONTINUOUS]", "(Kahn shimmers into the attic.)", "(Piper, Phoebe and Paige are there. Piper blasts Kahn, sending him backward out the attic door and through the hallway.)", "PIPER: (to Phoebe) Hurry. Get to the book. Go, go, go!", "(Phoebe runs to the book to grab it, but it raises its shield up against her. Phoebe falls down backward onto the floor, hitting it with a thud.)", "PIPER: What happened?", "(Piper helps Phoebe up.)", "PHOEBE: It wouldn't let me take it. We should have cast a confidence spell.", "(Behind them, we hear Zankou flame into the attic.)", "ZANKOU: You're trespassing.", "(They turn around and see him standing in front of the attic window. Piper moves to blast him, but Zankou moves faster. He throws an energy ball at her, grazing her shoulder and throwing her backward across the attic floor.)", "(Piper hits the table with a thud.)", "(Paige and Phoebe turn to run toward Piper. They both kneel down to help her.)", "(Zankou sees his opportunity and throws the vial on the floor near Phoebe. It bursts and a cloud of white smoke rises up, unknown to her.)", "(Phoebe's magic leaves her. The white orb lights come out from Phoebe's back without her knowing it. The orb lights head straight to Zankou's waiting hand.)", "(Zankou absorbs Phoebe's powers.)", "(The sisters orb out of the attic.)", "(Kahn gets up and heads back into the attic. He appears dismayed that he's missed the sisters.)", "KAHN: I failed you. Forgive me.", "ZANKOU: Actually, it was a complete success. After all, we still have the Book, and, as an added bonus, I now have one of their powers.", "(Zankou smiles.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL -- NIGHT]", "(Sandra, the Elder, heals Piper's wound. Piper is lying down on the couch.)", "SANDRA: Does it hurt?", "PIPER: Not any more than usual. (She glances over at Leo, Phoebe and Paige all standing nearby and watching.) This is getting old.", "LEO: You were lucky to get out of there at all.", "PAIGE: (sighs) Tell me about it.", "PHOEBE: He threw something at me, maybe a potion or something.", "LEO: Did it do anything?", "PHOEBE: I don't think so.", "(Sandra stands up and walks around them.)", "SANDRA: The magic from your book is not available to him yet.", "(Piper gets up.)", "PIPER: \"Yet\" being the operative word.", "PAIGE: Well, we wanted Zankou to focus on us. Now, uh, how do we survive that?", "LEO: You gotta get the Book back.", "PHOEBE: We tried, but it won't let us take it.", "(Phoebe sits down next to Piper.)", "PAIGE: Maybe he cast a protection spell on it?", "PIPER: Or maybe the Book doesn't remember who we are.", "PAIGE: Maybe it's because we don't remember who we are.", "LEO: Well, you've got remember. Now, you gotta go back. You gotta try again, together.", "SANDRA: Leo's right. You have to get the Book back if only to destroy the Nexus.", "PAIGE: Excuse me?", "SANDRA: There's a spell in the book, one you've never used before, called, \"How to Banish a Suxen.\"", "PHOEBE: A Suxen?", "LEO: \"Nexus\" spelled backwards.", "SANDRA: It was put in there a long time ago as a last resort, in case we lost control of The Nexus, to keep it from evil.", "PIPER: But if we destroy the Nexus, good won't have access to it, either. We won't have access to it.", "(Sandra doesn't say anything.)", "PHOEBE: I don't think the elders think that we're gonna be around long enough to worry about that.", "SANDRA: Not necessarily. We're simply taking precautions.", "PIPER: Including -- let me guess -- sealing yourselves off from us in case we fail?", "SANDRA: Be well.", "(Sandra orbs out.)", "PAIGE: Eh! Excuse me? That's what you're leaving us with? Now what?", "LEO: Well, you can't just give up -- that's what.", "PIPER: Uhh, Leo --", "LEO: Look, I mean it. You can't just give up. Your plan is working. You got Zankou off The Nexus. Now you just need to distract him long enough to get the book back.", "PHOEBE: He's too powerful.", "LEO: The hell he is. Look, you guys are The Charmed Ones. No one is more powerful than you guys are. How many times have you proven that over the years? You can't just give up. Look, you have a legacy to carry on, to pass on to the next generation, to our boys, to your future kids ...", "PAIGE: A bit wordy, isn't he?", "PIPER: Well, you know him with the exposition.", "PHOEBE: Doesn't mean he's not right. The question is, what's our next move? I mean, we can't just ask the leprechauns and the trolls for more help.", "PIPER: But maybe we could ask some bats.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) -- DAY]", "[INT. MANOR - SITTING ROOM -- DAY]", "(Kahn talks with Salko, another demon in his collective. Salko sits in a chair adjusting the make-shift bandage around his arm. He doesn't appear happy at all.)", "KAHN: Do I need to replace you?", "SALKO: No. I can still fight. I just don't know why we have to.", "KAHN: Meaning?", "(Salko stands up and looks at Kahn.)", "SALKO: Meaning Zankou has left us vulnerable to attack and for no reason.", "KAHN: Are you questioning him?", "SALKO: Aren't you? You know as well as I do that he should have taken in the power of The Nexus hours ago, but instead, he's given the witches an opening and we've lost demons ... friends.", "KAHN: Hold your tongue, Salko, or you'll lose more than that.", "(Zankou flames in.)", "ZANKOU: Send the others away. They're no longer needed.", "KAHN: You're going after The Nexus?", "ZANKOU: Yes ... but only after I get the other sisters' powers. I set a trap.", "(Salko and Kahn share a knowing look. Kahn turns and looks at Zankou. There's a long moment of Kahn not complying with Zankou's order.)", "ZANKOU: Was I not clear?", "KAHN: Perfectly. (Kahn turns to address his demons.) Away!", "(All the demons except Salko leave. Salko stares at Kahn, then he, too, shimmers out.)", "(Salko shimmers out.)", "KAHN: Do you really think they'll leave the safety of the magic school?", "ZANKOU: (confidently) I know they will.", "KAHN: How do you know that?", "ZANKOU: Because now that I have Phoebe's powers, I know exactly what they're gonna do next. They will not humiliate me again.", "(Zankou turns and heads up the stairs.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. POLICE STATION - BULLPEN -- DAY]", "(Meanwhile, back at the police station, the feds have completely taken over the bullpen. They've set up a line of computers to monitor the various views of the Halliwell manor.)", "(An ND agent walks in carrying a Styrofoam cup. Agent Keyes looks up and takes the cup from the ND Agent.)", "AGENT KEYES: Thanks.", "(The ND Agent leaves. He passes Sheridan on her way into the station. She looks up at )", "AGENT KEYES: Well?", "SHERIDAN: The judge denied our request for a tap. He wanted more evidence.", "AGENT KEYES: If we had more evidence, we wouldn't need a tap. We've gotta get in there. Call the A.G. Tell him I need to speak to him right away. We'll circumvent this.", "SHERIDAN: You're going to claim that they're terrorists?", "AGENT KEYES: I'm gonna do whatever it takes to prove who they really are.", "SHERIDAN: Then let me go in. Put the camera on me.", "AGENT KEYES: No offense, Inspector, but I've got better-trained agents.", "SHERIDAN: Nobody the sisters know, though. They'll let me in. They'll have to. I'll get you your evidence, live and in living color.", "AGENT KEYES: How?", "SHERIDAN: I'll provoke them. It shouldn't be too hard, seeing as how much they hate me already. If they've got these ... powers, as you say, I will make them use them.", "AGENT KEYES: I'm not willing to risk it.", "(Agent Keyes turns his back on her, dismissing her.)", "SHERIDAN: Maybe you're not, but I am.", "(Agent Keyes turns around and looks at her.)", "SHERIDAN: Look, you can do whatever you want with them afterwards. You can expose them, hide them, dissect them. I don't care. I just want to be the one to bust them.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. UNDERWORLD - CAVES]", "(Phoebe, Piper and Paige orb into the underground caves. Sleeping bats cover the ceiling underside.)", "PHOEBE: Okay, now what?", "PIPER: We draw out the Queen.", "PAIGE: How?", "(Piper starts blasting the bats hanging from the ceiling. The bats explode as she hits them one by one. They screech and scatter, attacking the sisters.)", "PAIGE: Ok, uh ... get.", "(Paige ducks from the bats.)", "PIPER: Okay, ladies, a little bit of help here, please.", "(Paige waves her hands at the flying bats.)", "PAIGE: Bats!", "(Two bats partially orb out as they're flying and smash into the other. They explode.)", "(Phoebe throws a potions vial and hits a bat as it's flying. The bat explodes. One by one, they continue to attack the bats.)", "(The Queen appears in the cavern.)", "QUEEN: Who are you?", "PIPER: Stop the attack before we kill you, too!", "PHOEBE: And then I'll kill all of your vampires.", "(The Queen raises her hand.)", "QUEEN: Cease!", "(All the bats obey and settle down on the ceiling.)", "QUEEN: What do you want?", "PAIGE: Actually, your help.", "PIPER: We have something in common: Neither one of us wants a certain demon to take over the underworld, right?", "QUEEN: I'm listening.", "PIPER: Well, if you help us stop him, you can keep the underworld in disarray like you guys like it, and we'll grant you immunity.", "QUEEN: Immunity?", "PHOEBE: From us. We'll never come after your family again.", "PIPER: And even better, you won't have to answer to Zankou. Interested?", "QUEEN: Very.", "PAIGE: Okay, well, then follow us.", "(Paige, Piper and Phoebe orb out. Once they're gone, the Queen makes no move to follow.)", "QUEEN: Fools.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR -- ATTIC -- DAY]", "(Paige, Piper and Phoebe orb into the attic.)", "ZANKOU: What took you so long?", "(Zankou is sitting on the table in front of them, waiting for them. Kahn stands just behind Zankou's left side.)", "PIPER: Where's the Queen?", "ZANKOU: Oh, she betrayed you. (Zankou stands up.) I got to her first. I knew you were coming, thanks to your premonition powers.", "(He looks at Phoebe.)", "(Suddenly, he throws the potions vial at Piper's feet. The white cloud rises up. Piper glows white and her powers leave her. The white orb lights go from her and over to Zankou's hand.)", "ZANKOU: And now I have yours.", "(Piper waves her hands. Nothing happens.)", "ZANKOU: Looking for this?", "(Zankou blasts Piper sending her flying backward to the other side of the attic.)", "PIPER: Unh!", "(She crashes to the floor.)", "(Paige and Phoebe rush over to Piper. Paige orbs them out.)", "(Kahn looks at Zankou.)", "KAHN: Why didn't you kill them when you had the chance?", "ZANKOU: Because I don't have all their powers ... yet.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL -- DAY]", "(Piper, Phoebe and Paige orb into the Great Hall. Piper is clutching her injured shoulder.)", "PIPER: Ow.", "PHOEBE: Okay, easy, easy. Let's sit down right here.", "(They lead Piper over to the couch.)", "(Paige looks up at the ceiling.)", "PAIGE: All right, a little help down here, please, little healing!", "(Piper sits down.)", "PIPER: They're not coming down. We're on our own now.", "(Piper looks at the blood on her hand.)", "PHOEBE: Yeah, two powers down.", "PAIGE: Something tells me we're not getting out of this one, girls.", "(Camera holds on Phoebe.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL -- DAY]", "(Leo tends to Piper's wound.)", "PIPER: Ow.", "LEO: Sorry.", "(Piper looks at Phoebe and Paige.)", "PIPER: Why does Zankou keep picking on me? Why can't he attack one of you two for a change?", "PAIGE: If it makes you feel better, I think I'm gonna be next.", "PHOEBE: He must've gotten the potion from the Book to steal our powers.", "PIPER: Yeah, well, he's two-thirds of the way there -- that is, unless he's got enough already to get in here.", "LEO: Well, he has more access to the Book now, which means he might be able to figure out a way soon.", "PAIGE: Well, we wanted him to come after us, right? Looks like we got our wish.", "LEO: You know, maybe I should get Wyatt to heal this.", "PIPER: No. I don't want to traumatize him again.", "PAIGE: Well, he's gonna be traumatized soon enough. I mean, who are we kidding? We're screwed.", "PHOEBE: Okay, well, if we're going down, we are not going down alone.", "LEO: We can't think like that.", "PHOEBE: Leo, I mean, come on. Let's be real. It's over. He's got our house, he's got our Book, he's got two of our powers. I mean, the only real question is whether or not we could take him down with us.", "PAIGE: I can't believe we're even having this conversation.", "PHOEBE: Yeah. Well, believe it.", "PIPER: How do we do it?", "PHOEBE: We've got to get that spell from the Book, the one that destroys The Nexus.", "LEO: And how is that gonna destroy Zankou?", "PHOEBE: We let The Nexus take in Zankou first and then cast the spell -- hit two birds with one stone.", "PIPER: Don't you mean five? We're gonna have to be in there to say the spell.", "PAIGE: Can't we just say it from here?", "PHOEBE: Not and get the timing right, no.", "PAIGE: Well, it's been nice knowing you ladies.", "(Suddenly, there's a loud explosion from outside the ceiling and a grunt of pain. Everyone looks up and around.)", "ZANKOU: (o.s.) Ugh!", "LEO: What was that?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - DAY]", "(Zankou yells as he falls.)", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(We see Zankou flaming in as he falls from the attic ceiling. He lands on the floor with a thud.)", "(Kahn is standing nearby.)", "ZANKOU: Ugh! So close.", "(Zankou gets up and heads over to the Book.)", "ZANKOU: There must be another way in.", "KAHN: You're wasting valuable time. You need to take in The Nexus now.", "ZANKOU: No. I need to get into magic school and get their last power.", "KAHN: (angry) Listen to me! It is a trick! They draw you to them so you won't go after The Nexus. Don't you see that? They're playing you! You're gonna get us all killed.", "ZANKOU: I know what I'm doing.", "KAHN: No, you don't.", "(The two look at each other, both weighing and measuring their next move.)", "(Kahn throws an energy ball at Zankou just as Zankou throws one at Kahn. The two energy balls meet and explode between them.)", "(Kahn suddenly looks afraid of Zankou. Zankou walks over to Kahn.)", "ZANKOU: And I had such ... high hopes for you.", "(Zankou plunges his hand into Kahn's chest, a red glow of power going from Zankou into Kahn.)", "KAHN: Uhh!", "(Kahn explodes.)", "(Zankou shakes his head as he heads back to the Book.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. POLICE STATION - BULLPEN -- DAY]", "(Agent Keyes stands in front of one of the monitors. On the monitor, we see a video cam view of the Halliwell's kitchen.)", "INTERCUT WITH:", "[INT. MANOR - KITCHEN -- DAY]", "(Sheridan is inside the kitchen. On her lapel is a mini camera. The wall clock behind her reads 2:05p.)", "SHERIDAN: (to mic) Do you have picture?", "(Back at the bullpen, the monitor shows the Halliwell's kitchen.)", "AGENT KEYS: Yeah. We're good. You be careful.", "SHERIDAN: (to mic) Don't worry.", "(Sheridan heads for the door to the dining room.)", "(On the monitor, we see one of the dining room chairs overturned on the floor.)", "AGENT KEYS: Go ahead.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. MORRIS RESIDENCE -- DAY]", "(The building door opens. Darryl, Sheila and their two sons leave the building.)", "SHEILA MORRIS: Hold hands. Hold hands.", "DARRYL: Why are you running?", "(They laugh and smile, a relaxed family on vacation.)", "(The door to the building closes and Leo appears in the pathway behind them.)", "LEO: Darryl!", "DARRYL: Oh. Leo.", "SHEILA: Leo!", "DARRYL: Where's you come from? How did you get here?", "LEO: A little help from magic school. Look, we need to talk.", "DARRYL: Listen, Leo, I am done talking, man.", "LEO: (interrupts) It's not just about the girls. It's about Sheridan.", "(Darryl looks at Sheila.)", "DARRYL: What about Sheridan?", "LEO: I know she's investigating the girls, but whatever you do, you've got keep her away from the house. Something big is gonna go down soon.", "DARRYL: Are they okay?", "(Leo's got a worried look on his face and opens his mouth as if to say something, but he stops.)", "SHEILA: Leo, what is it?", "LEO: Look, I know you're stuck in the middle of this, and for that, I'm sorry, but we need you to keep them away from the house until this is over, for Sheridan's sake, for everybody's sake. I gotta go. Take care.", "(Leo turns and leaves.)", "DARRYL: Hey ... Leo?", "(Darryl watches Leo leave. He turns and looks at Sheila.)", "DARRYL: Sheila, baby --", "SHEILA: No, Darryl. You promised.", "DARRYL: Baby, I -- I can't just leave them high and dry. Look, there is nothing more important to me than you and those kids, nothing, but if we're about building a better future for our family, then I have to help the sisters. Isn't that what they're fighting for?", "SHEILA: Please promise me this'll be the last time.", "DARRYL: I promise.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. BUILDING (STOCK) -- DAY]", "[INT. BENNETT'S RESIDENCE - LIVING ROOM -- DAY]", "(The door opens and Victor Bennett steps inside carrying a package of groceries. Suddenly, two women run out of the darkness, grab him and throw him over to the couch.)", "VICTOR BENNETT: Hey! What the - uhh!", "(Victor finds himself facing two leather clad women - one dark-haired, the other blonde. Neither one recognizeable.)", "VICTOR BENNETT: What the hell's goin' on? Who are you?", "PHOEBE (DISGUISED): Who are you?", "(The Blonde-haired woman kicks the couch for him to answer.)", "PIPER (DISGUISED): She asked you a question.", "VICTOR BENNETT: Victor. Victor Bennett.", "PIPER (DISGUISED): Do you think it's really him?", "PHOEBE (DISGUISED): If it was Zankou, he would have attacked us by now.", "(The dark-haired woman snaps her fingers. White orb lights swirl around the two women and they change back into Phoebe and Piper.)", "VICTOR BENNETT: (confused) What?", "PHOEBE: Sorry, dad. It was the only way we could be sure.", "PIPER: And we didn't want Zankou to know we were coming.", "VICTOR BENNETT: Zankou? Who is Zankou?", "PHOEBE: Long story.", "(Phoebe turns the lights on.)", "PHOEBE: (loudly) It's safe!", "(Paige orbs in carrying Chris while Wyatt stands next to her holding a large envelope.)", "PAIGE: Hey.", "VICTOR BENNETT: What the hell is going on?", "(Piper walks over to Wyatt.)", "PIPER: Thank you, sweetie.", "(She takes the envelope from him.)", "PAIGE: Is the guest bedroom that way?", "VICTOR BENNETT: Uh, yeah.", "PAIGE: (to Wyatt) Come on, baby.", "(Paige takes Wyatt and Chris into the guest bedroom leaving Piper and Phoebe to talk with Victor. As he leaves, Wyatt glances back behind him.)", "(Phoebe sits down on the couch arm rest.)", "PHOEBE: Look, dad, we're running out of time. And there's no gentle way to break this to you, so I'm just gonna say it. We're in some serious trouble.", "VICTOR BENNETT: What kind of trouble?", "PIPER: The kind of trouble we can't get out of.", "(Piper kneels down in front of Victor.)", "PIPER: In here is the deed to P-3 and the house already signed, our bank accounts, power of attorney, and the schedule for the boys.", "VICTOR BENNETT: Hold on. What are you talking about? I'm not gonna take that.", "PHOEBE: Dad, you have to. We need you to. You're all we have.", "PIPER: We can't explain everything right now. You just need to know this is our only way out. It's our only choice. Please, for them?", "VICTOR BENNETT: I don't understand. Are you saying I'm never gonna see you again?", "PHOEBE: No. Never say never.", "(Phoebe gives Victor a hug.)", "PHOEBE: Not in this family.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. BENNETT'S RESIDENCE - GUEST BEDROOM-DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Paige is sitting in the guest bedroom with Wyatt and Chris. She holds Chris as Wyatt plays with his toys nearby.)", "(Phoebe and Piper walk into the room.)", "PIPER: Hey.", "PAIGE: Hey. How'd it go?", "(Piper smiles down at Wyatt.)", "PHOEBE: As well as can be expected.", "PAIGE: You know we're doing the right thing.", "PIPER: I hope so.", "(Piper kneels down in front of Wyatt.)", "PIPER: Hey, baby, can I see you for two seconds? Come here, come here. Just two seconds. Come here. Come here.", "(She stands Wyatt up.)", "PIPER: Listen ... I want you to know that mommy will always be close, okay? I will always be with you. Okay, give me a hug. Quick, quick, quick.", "(Piper hugs Wyatt. Paige cries as she watches.)", "PIPER: I love you so much.", "PHOEBE: We have to go, you guys.", "PIPER: Okay. Be a good boy.", "(Piper sets Wyatt down, then turns to Chris.)", "PIPER: Baby, come here.", "(She holds Chris.)", "PIPER: Be a good boy for grandpa, okay? Please, sweet baby?", "(She hugs Chris.)", "PIPER: Okay.", "(Piper stands up and carries Chris over to the crib. Paige stands up. Piper puts Chris down in the crib, then goes to stand next to Paige.)", "PIPER: Let's get this over with.", "(Paige orbs them out.", "(Camera holds on Wyatt.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. MANOR -- SECOND FLOOR -- DAY]", "(Sheridan is in one of the bedrooms. She walks out and back into the hallway.)", "SHERIDAN: I don't think anybody's home.", "AGENT KEYES: Get out of there, Inspector. We'll try again later.", "SHERIDAN: Let me just check the attic.", "AGENT KEYES: No. I don't like it. Just turn around.", "SHERIDAN: (ignores him) Look, it'll just take a second.", "AGENT KEYES: No, Inspector.", "(Sheridan heads upstairs.)", "AGENT KEYES: Damn it!", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(Sheridan walks into the attic.)", "(Zankou is standing in front of the Book. He looks at her. Sheridan is surprised to see him.)", "SHERIDAN: Oh.", "(Zankou doesn't say anything.)", "SHERIDAN: I'm sorry. I was looking for Phoebe.", "ZANKOU: Were you?", "(From the monitor, we see Zankou leave the Book and start walking toward Sheridan.)", "AGENT KEYES: Get out of there, Inspector.", "SHERIDAN: (ignores them.) I'm Inspector Sheridan. Who are you?", "ZANKOU: How'd you get in here?", "AGENT KEYES: Damn it, Sheridan! Go! Now!", "SHERIDAN: I should be going.", "ZANKOU: You're not going anywhere.", "AGENT KEYES: What are you waiting for? Go, go, go!", "(Sheridan moves to reach for her gun. Zankou throws an energy ball at her.", "SHERIDAN: No!", "(On the monitor, they see Zankou throw the fireball.)", "(The video cuts off. Static fills the monitor.)", "VOICE: What was that?", "AGENT KEYES: Call FBI, SWAT, Special Forces, Haz-mat, everybody. We're going in. Go! Go!", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - STUDY -- DAY]", "(Phoebe talks with Paige and Piper.)", "PHOEBE: Okay, we only have one shot at this. We can't miss.", "PIPER: First we've gotta get to the Book, and convince it we still believe in ourselves.", "PAIGE: Well, we do, don't we?", "PHOEBE: Absolutely.", "PIPER: Just feels kind of strange, you know, doing it this way.", "PAIGE: Well, I kinda wish we'd learned how to do it earlier. Would've come in handy.", "PHOEBE: Well, Prue was really protective of it. I'm just glad she showed Leo how to do it.", "(Zankou flames into the Study. He looks around.)", "ZANKOU: So this is Magic School. How quaint.", "PIPER: What took you so long?", "ZANKOU: Patience is a virtue. I can't even begin to tell you how long I've been looking forward to this moment, a moment no demon has ever enjoyed ... until now.", "(Zankou holds out his hand, palm up and an energy ball forms.)", "(Piper and Phoebe turn to run. Paige motions.)", "PAIGE: Book!", "(The book off the table and orbs it at Zankou. It hits him causing him to drop the energy ball.)", "ZANKOU: Uhh!", "(It hits the wall near the door, but the girls are gone.)", "ZANKOU: Must we go through this?", "(Zankou chases after them.)", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL -- GREAT HALL - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(Piper, Phoebe and Paige run into the Great Hall where they scatter. Zankou follows them. He throws an energy ball at Piper. It explodes against the desk she's running behind.)", "(He throws another energy ball at Phoebe who is hiding behind the line of chairs. It hits the center of a chair, missing her as she moves.)", "(Paige runs behind the pillar. Zankou throws an energy ball as he sees her running past the pillar. She ducks and it hits the couch.)", "(Phoebe looks.)", "(Paige once again ducks behind the pillar. Zankou heads for Paige.)", "PIPER: Paige! Get out of here.", "PAIGE: No. Not without you two.", "ZANKOU: Inseparable to the end. But first things first.", "(Zankou throws the potion at Paige. The vial breaks and white smoke rises up around Paige. Zankou holds out his hand.)", "ZANKOU: Your power, please.", "(Nothing happens.)", "(Paige smiles.)", "(She then disappears, her astral self vanishing from the Great Hall.)", "(Zankou looks at his hand.)", "ZANKOU: What's happening?", "(He turns around and looks at Piper.)", "(Piper smiles ... then vanishes.)", "(Zankou turns and looks at Phoebe.)", "(She looks at him, then vanishes, too.)", "ZANKOU: What?", "(Zankou is left standing alone in the Great Hall.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - SITTING ROOM - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(The girls are passed out on the couch when they return to their bodies.)", "(They gasp and sit up.)", "PAIGE: Ah, astral projecting worked.", "PIPER: Thank you, Prue.", "PHOEBE: The Book.", "(They head upstairs.)", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "(They walk into the attic and head toward the Book of Shadows.)", "PHOEBE: Okay. This may be the last time we have to say this.", "(They gather around the book and hold hands.)", "PIPER: I'll hold you to it.", "PIPER/PHOEBE/PAIGE: (chanting)", "The power of three will set us free. The power of three will set us free. The power of three will set us free.", "(They let go and touch the Book. Nothing happens.)", "(Piper opens the book and looks through it.)", "(In the background, wailing sirens get louder.)", "PHOEBE: What?", "(Piper closes the Book and picks it up as they head to the attic window to see what's going on outside.)", "(They look outside the window and see the officer cars headed down their street.)", "[EXT. MANOR - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(A line of police officer cars, a yellow SPECIAL OPERATIONS DELTA SECTOR van, a black van and white van arrives and stops in front of the Hallwell manor.)", "(The back of the black van opens up and SWAT Team members, geared up and carrying weapons, run out of the van.)", "(Piper and Paige watch as even more officer cars stop in front of the house. The SWAT members scatter and run around the house.)", "VOICE: Go, go, go, go!", "(Above them, a helicopter flies overhead. The SWAT members takes up position around the house. There are even SWAT members on the roof of the neighboring house.)", "(A black humvee with sirens blaring rushes down the street. It stops in front of the house. Agent Keyes gets out of the vehicle.)", "AGENT KEYES: (to radio) All right, nobody gets in or out, you got that? Nobody. I want this place completely surrounded. Over.", "(The takes up position behind one of the cars. Someone hands him a gun and he cocks it as he points it up at the attic.)", "VOICE: Walkie-talkie: Copy that. VOICE: Swat 4, you've got the backyard. VOICE: Swat 2, the east side. VOICE: Swat 3, the west.", "(He looks up and sees Phoebe, Piper and Paige through the attic window.)", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Phoebe, Piper and Paige look down at the activity below.)", "PAIGE: What the hell happened?", "PHOEBE: I don't know. But if they come in here before we get Zankou, it's gonna be a blood bath.", "PIPER: Come on, we gotta find that spell.", "(They all step away from the window just as Zankou flames into the attic.)", "ZANKOU: I underestimated you. It won't happen again.", "(He throws an energy ball at them.)", "(Paige orbs them out.)", "[EXT. MANOR - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(The fireball breaks through the roof.)", "(The Officers and other personnel gasp.)", "VOICE: What the hell was that?", "AGENT KEYES: It's probably the same thing that got Sheridan. All right, everybody, listen up. On my command, we storm the place. Everybody in position.", "WALKIE-TALKIE: Roger that. We are in position.", "(Darryl appears next to Agent Keyes.)", "DARRYL: I wouldn't go in just yet if I were you.", "WALKIE-TALKIE: Awaiting your go command. Over.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - BASEMENT - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Piper, Phoebe and Paige hold hands in front of the hole in the basement. Zankou flames in.)", "PIPER, PHOEBE, PAIGE: (chanting) Natum adai necral ...", "(He waves his hands and pushes Piper, Phoebe and Paige away from the hole. They crash onto the other side of the basement.)", "(Zankou steps down from the stairs and closer to the hole in the basement floor.)", "ZANKOU: Too late. You can't take The Nexus. It has been in me. It knows me now. I should've done this before.", "(The turns his back to them and starts chanting.)", "ZANKOU: (Chanting) Natum adai necral. Daya intay layok.", "(The hole lights up and the Shadow rises out. It approaches Zankou.)", "(Zankou waits. The Shadows enters Zankou through his eyes.)", "(Finished, he turns around and faces the sisters.)", "ZANKOU: You can't stop me now.", "PAIGE: No? Watch us.", "(Paige takes out the spell and they read it.)", "PIPER / PHOEBE / PAIGE: (Chanting)", "From ancient time, this power came, for all to have, but none to reign.", "(Something starts to happen to Zankou from within.)", "ZANKOU: No!", "(They continue to read the spell.)", "PIPER, PHOEBE, PAIGE: (Chanting) Take it now, show no mercy. For this power can no longer be.", "(Zankou turns red, unable to control it as the Shadow is destroyed from within him.)", "(Zankou screams.)", "(The sisters hold hands as the power intensifies.)", "PHOEBE: This is it!", "(Zankou explodes.)", "(The wave of power washes through Piper, Phoebe and Paige.)", "[EXT. MANOR - STREET - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(The basement explodes. White smoke billows and dissipates around the house.)", "AGENT KEYES: Holy ... God ...", "DARRYL: Aren't you glad I told you to wait?", "(Camera holds on Agent Keyes.)", "[INT. MANOR - MAIN HALL - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(The front doors burst open. Armed officers in black storm through the house in protective gear.)", "VOICE: This way. VOICE: Yeah, this way.", "(The officers search through the rooms downstairs. Some officers pauses at the base of the front stairs.)", "VOICE: Upstairs. Upstairs. VOICE: Follow me.", "(The officers head upstairs.)", "(More emergency personnel in a white suit and carrying a hand-held device to measure radioactivity, sweeps through the main hall.)", "(Agent Keyes follows them.)", "AGENT KEYES: Watch your backs, team leaders. Nobody goes in any room alone.", "(They make their way through the dining room.)", "[INT. MANOR - KITCHEN - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(The officers walk into the kitchen. The men in white check their devices.)", "AGENT: Air is good. It's all clear.", "(Agent Keyes removes his mask. Darryl appears behind him.)", "DARRYL: What happened?", "AGENT KEYES: I don't know yet.", "(The agents head into the basement.)", "[INT. MANOR - BASEMENT - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(The basement is decimated. The beams are on fire and the contents turned into rubble.)", "AGENT: Anthing? AGENT: We've got nothing yet.", "(Agent Keyes and Darryl walk down the stairs.)", "AGENT KEYES: My god. It looks like a bomb went off in here.", "POLICE RADIO: (from radio) House is secure. Nobody's inside.", "AGENT KEYES: (to radio) Copy that. What do you have?", "AGENT: I have some hydrogen isotopes, plasma, no uranium.", "AGENT KEYES: Damn. Nothing.", "DARRYL: Thank god nobody was in here.", "AGENT KEYES: Who said nobody was?", "DARRYL: Your man just said the house was secure.", "AGENT KEYES: But the Halliwell sisters were inside. I saw them myself.", "DARRYL: What?", "AGENT KEYES: Trust me. We would've spotted them if they had left the house. There's no way they got out of here alive.", "(Agent Keyes steps away leaving Darryl thinking about it.)", "DARRYL: There's gotta be another way out of here.", "(He looks up and around.)", "DARRYL: Oh, dear God, please.", "[EXT. MANOR - STREET - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(A small crowd has gathered just outside the road blockade. Leo runs through the crowd and heads for the house.)", "LEO: Let me through. I gotta get through. LEO: Let me through.", "(An officer stops him.)", "OFFICER: Hey!", "LEO: I gotta get through.", "OFFICER: Hey, where do you think you're going?", "LEO: I gotta get in. It's my house.", "OFFICER: You got any I.D.?", "LEO: Uh, no.", "OFFICER: Then you're not getting past.", "LEO: Yeah, but it's my wife.", "OFFICER: You're not getting past. (He puts a hand on his gun.) Understand?", "(Leo backs off.)", "LEO: Yeah.", "(Leo turns around and leaves.)", "(As he leaves, he walks past three women.)", "NEW PIPER: What's going on?", "(Leo turns around.)", "LEO: What? I don't know.", "NEW PHOEBE: Boy, sure hope nobody died in there.", "LEO: What?", "(Leo looks at the women who are smiling knowingly back at him. There's something about them.)", "LEO: Do we know each other?", "NEW PIPER: Yeah. I think so. After all, we're married.", "(New Piper takes Leo's hand and leads him away from the crowds and over to the bushes nearby. New Paige and New Phoebe follow.)", "(Once there, they snap their fingers and change back into themselves. Leo's completely taken aback.)", "LEO: What?", "PIPER: Shh, shh, shh. It's all part of the plan.", "LEO: Plan? What plan?", "PHOEBE: Our plan to die.", "PHOEBE: It's the only way to get our lives back. Our normal lives.", "PIPER: And stop everybody from coming after us, including all of them.", "LEO: But--", "PIPER: No. No buts. We're free. Nobody even knows we're alive anymore, not even the demons.", "PAIGE: They think we died in there with Zankou. They were just our astral selves.", "PIPER: Sweetie, we've got a clean slate. We can start all over again. No more demon fighting, ever again.", "PAIGE: Unless the demons figure it out.", "PHOEBE: Which may be never.", "LEO: (impressed) I don't know what to say.", "PIPER: Just say you're okay with it.", "PHOEBE: So we can get the next generation ready to pick up where we left off.", "LEO: How do I do it?", "PIPER: You don't. We do.", "PAIGE: Don't worry. We'll make you good-looking.", "(Still a little confused, Leo looks at them. They snap their fingers and change back into their disguises.)", "(New Piper snaps her fingers and changes Leo into New Leo. She smiles with approval.)", "NEW PIPER: Cute. I can live with that.", "(New Leo smiles.)", "(Back at the house, SWAT members start leaving. Darryl exits the house. He stops on the porch and looks around. Something catches his eyes.)", "(Just beyond the crowds gathered, three women and a young man are leaving. The young man has his arm around the shoulders of one of the women. They walk confidently from the scene. The blonde-haired woman turns and smiles.)", "(There's just something really familiar about the women and he can't help but think he knows why.)", "(Darryl chuckles.)", "DARRYL: Well, all right.", "(Darryl looks up and heads down the front stairs.)", "DARRYL: All right.", "(The open door closes shut.)", "(Camera pans away from the Halliwell Manor.)" ]	Charmed	07x22	Something Wicca This Way Goes	bunniefuu
Charmed_08x01.json	[ "The final season premieres after being presumed dead by the outside world, the sisters cast a spell so that their appearance is altered to the outside world, but not to those closest to them. Though Phoebe and Piper begin to adapt to a magic-free life, Paige cannot escape her Whitelighter half, which continues to tell her that there is a new charge in the world that needs her. There are also those who do not believe the Halliwells to be dead, and seek to prove it. Paige has trouble locating her charge, and when she finally catches up with the young witch, she finds that Billie has embarked on a solo vigilante career to do good and combat demons, but soon finds she has gotten in over her head. Paige takes up a career as a police recruit, hoping fighting evil that way will fulfil her needs, but has to leave training to rescue Billie." ]	[ "[Scene: Manor, outside.]", "(A man in a black suit enters the house.)", "[Scene: Manor, foyer.]", "(The house is filled with people. A man and a woman are talking.)", "Man: Goodbye.", "Woman: Okay, see you later.", "(The woman picks a white rose from a basket filled with white roses and starts writing something in the book lying next to it. Victor is standing in the hall. A man walks over to Victor.)", "Man: Victor.", "(They shake hands.)", "Victor: Thanks for coming by, I really appreciate it.", "Man: My condolences.", "Victor: Thank you, thank you.", "[Scene: Manor, living room.]", "(A picture of Piper is standing on a table, next to an urn. On each side of the picture, there is standing a burning candle. There are several white roses laying in front of the picture. A woman lays another one on top of them.)", "Woman #1: We love you, Piper.", "Woman #2: We love you.", "Man: I knew you two were close.", "Woman #1: I've known her for so many years.", "(A woman walks away from the table. The living room is filled with people, all dressed in black.)", "[Scene: Manor, conservatory]", "(A picture of Phoebe is standing on a table, next to an urn. On each side of the picture, there is standing a burning candle. There are several white roses laying in front of the picture. Several men and women, including little ones, are standing in front of it. A woman and a man both lay a white rose on top of the other ones.)", "[Scene: Manor, dining room.]", "(A picture of Paige is standing on the dining table, next to an urn. On each side of the picture, there is standing a burning candle. There are laying two roses in front of the picture. A little man lays another one on top of them. The man walks away from the table and a woman walks over to Victor. She goes to stand next to him.)", "Woman (Piper): Pretty good turnout, huh?", "Victor: Phoebe?", "Piper: No, dad, I'm Piper. That's Phoebe.", "(Another woman walks over to Victor.)", "Woman (Phoebe): I can't believe how many Leprechauns there are at my urn.", "Piper: Well, they always had the hots for you.", "Phoebe: It's kind of creepy, but I guess you can't be too picky when you're dead.", "Victor: You guys are driving me crazy, you know that?", "Piper: Keep it down, will ya? And look a little more bereaved. Agent Keyes is watching.", "(They look at man standing in the foyer.)", "Phoebe: Oh, don't worry. He'll never figure us out. How could he?", "Victor: Hey, I can't still figure it out.", "Piper: Well, at least we're still alive and, more importantly, free.", "Victor: Yeah, but you have to keep changing looks all the time? Just pick one and stick with it, would you?", "Phoebe: Why? It's fun.", "Piper: Poor Paige, not a lot of people at her urn.", "(Suddenly, \"Janice Dickinson\" walks in.)", "\"Janice Dickinson\": Excuse me.", "(She walks straight up to Paige's urn.)", "Phoebe: Wow, what is Janice Dickinson doing here?", "\"Janice Dickinson\": Oh, Paige.", "Sophie: She knew Paige?", "Tom: Wow, I'm impressed.", "\"Janice Dickinson\": You were the best friend I ever had! What am I gonna do without you?", "(Piper and Phoebe walk up to \"Janice Dickinson\".)", "Piper: Can we talk to you in a minute?", "Phoebe: In private?", "\"Janice Dickinson\": Excuse me, what are you doing?", "(They take her to the kitchen.)", "[Scene: Manor, kitchen.]", "\"Janice Dickinson\": What is the meaning of this? Do you have any idea who I am?", "Phoebe: Yeah, as a matter of fact we do...", "(She glamours into her own appearance.)", "Phoebe: Paige.", "\"Janice Dickinson\": I'm sorry, who?", "(Piper glamours into her own appearance.)", "Piper: Nice try, jig's up.", "\"Janice Dickinson\": Oh, all right then, fine.", "(\"Janice Dickinson\" glamours into Paige.)", "Paige: Well, somebody had to cry at my funeral, didn't they?", "OPENING CREDITS", "[Scene: Manor, kitchen. Continues from before.]", "Piper: We were supposed to keep it low profile, what were you thinking?", "Paige: I was thinking that I obviously spent too much time in the magical world because nobody even cares that I'm dead!", "Phoebe: That's not true, you have mourners. I mean, there are lots of Leprechauns out there.", "Paige: I mean real people!", "Piper: Well, there was your friend Glen.", "Phoebe: Yeah, Glen was at your urn, and Ruthie, our neighbour.", "Piper: No, she was just going to get coffee.", "Phoebe: Oh, really?", "Paige: My point exactly.", "(A man enters the kitchen.)", "Phoebe: Oh, my God.", "(Paige gasps and the man looks at them.)", "Paige: We can explain, it's...", "Piper: Don't bother.", "(The man glamours into Leo.)", "Phoebe: Oh, you scared me. I thought we were busted.", "Leo: Well, you are gonna be if you don't change back, what are you doing?", "'Piper': Apparently, having an identity crisis.", "(She looks at Paige.)", "Paige: Oh, so it's okay for you to change your husband into...", "(She hears a hard jingle inside her head.)", "Paige: Aw.", "Phoebe: What's wrong?", "Paige: It's a jingling in my head.", "Phoebe: Does that mean the Elders know alive?", "Piper: No, they can't. We cloaked ourselves from them.", "Leo: It could be a new charge. You know, a connection to one's Whitelighter is automatic.", "Piper: Okay, well, just ignore it.", "Paige: Easy for you to say, you're not half-Whitelighter. Okay? Maybe it's one of the mourners. Could be a demon out there.", "(She runs over to the kitchen door to look into the dining room.)", "Phoebe: No, no, no. No demons.", "(She pulls Paige back from the door. As she pulls her back, she sees a man standing at her urn.)", "Paige: Why? It makes sense, doesn't it? They probably wanna find out if we're really dead.", "Phoebe: It doesn't matter, we're retired, we don't do demons anymore.", "Piper: She's right, you're just gonna have to forget about it.", "Paige: No so easy with a jingle-jangle.", "(Phoebe is looking at her urn again.)", "Phoebe: What is he doing here?", "Piper: He who?", "Phoebe: I didn't even think he knew I existed.", "(Paige looks at Phoebe's urn as well.)", "Paige: Who is he?", "Phoebe: I don't know, just some guy that I used to see in the elevator all the time at work.", "Paige: He's kind of cute.", "Phoebe: Yeah.", "Piper: Okay, people, morph now, ogle later. Come on, we can't risk being caught. Choppity-chop-chop-chop.", "(Phoebe and Paige go back to Piper and Leo.)", "[Scene: Manor, sitting room.]", "Elise Rothman: Of course, I don't know if Phoebe ever thought of me as her friend, but I always thought of her as mine.", "Victor: Oh, I know for a fact she's really glad you're here, Elise.", "(Elise gives him a weird look.)", "Victor: When I say I know, I mean in the ethereal sense, of course. Channeling, sensing, ... .", "Elise: Of course.", "(She looks over to Phoebe's urn where three Leprechauns are standing.)", "Elise: I never realized she knew so many little people, though.", "Victor: Yes.", "(Elise walks away. A man approaches Victor.)", "Man (Paul Haas): You must be devestated, Mr. Bennett.", "Victor: Yeah.", "Paul Haas: Especially considering how it happened. Was there ever an official cause of death?", "Victor: Excuse me?", "Paul Haas: Oh, forgive me for prying. It's just that the news always made it sound so mysterious. And with no remains... .", "Victor: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name.", "Paul Haas: Haas, Paul Haas.", "Victor: And you knew my daughters how?", "Paul Haas: By reputation. I mean, did the police ever find your son-in-law by any chance? Leo?", "Victor: No, they think he died in the accident as well.", "Paul Haas: And now you have to raise those boys all by yourself.", "(Victor nods.)", "Victor: In this huge house.", "(Paul Haas looks around. He picks his card out of his jacket.)", "Paul Haas: If you find that you need to sell it though, let me know.", "(He hands over the card to Victor.)", "Paul Haas: I'd be glad to help.", "(Victor reads the card.)", "Victor: You're a real estate-agent?", "Paul Haas: I specialize in the moving of problem properties. You know, where people have died. Buyers seem to be a little queasy.", "(Victor gives the card back to Paul.)", "Victor: Get out.", "Paul Haas: Again, my condolences.", "(He walks away. Victor sighs.)", "[Scene: Underworld.]", "(Many demons are standing in a lair. They're talking to each other when Paul Haas flames in. He takes off his jacket.)", "Demon #1 (Elkin): Well? Are they dead or not?", "Paul Haas: They're dead.", "Several Demons: Yeah!", "Elkin: So we can do what we want! Nobody can stop us.", "Paul Haas: Except for other demons. Which is why we need to establish a foothold in the mortal world as soon as possible.", "Elkin: First, we mess with the mortals... .", "Paul Haas: First, we do as I say.", "Elkin: Who says you decide? There's no order to the Underworld anymore. Now that Zankou and his generation have been decimated, it's our time to play. Which means it's every demon for himself.", "Paul Haas: Until one demon rises to power, and then you'll be forced to answer to him! Is that what you want?", "Elkin: What I want is to scare the living hell out of people... literally.", "(Some demons laugh.)", "Elkin: Each to its own gifts.", "Paul Haas: Fine then, go.", "(He takes a few steps back.)", "Paul Haas: Me, I want out of this hole. Take over the symbolic seat of power before anybody else does.", "Elkin: The Charmed Ones' home.", "(Paul Haas smiles.)", "Elkin: How do you plan to get it?", "Paul Haas: I'm going to buy it from their father's estate, after I kill him.", "(They both smile.)", "[Scene: San Francisco, police department.]", "(Agent Keyes and Agent Murphy are talking in an office.)", "Agent Murphy: This case isn't dead. I mean, you said so yourself, right?", "Agent Keyes: So?", "Agent Murphy: So then why we're heading back to D.C.? Why don't we just stay in here?", "(Agent Keyes walks to another office with the Halliwell files. Agent Murphy follows.)", "Agent Murphy: I don't understand. You spend years trying to proof that there's something out there, some unseen power. And then you walk away from it just like that?", "(Agent Keyes puts the Halliwell files in a box.)", "Agent Keyes: Just like that.", "(He walks back to the other office with the box. Agent Murphy follows him and sighs.)", "Agent Murphy: But what about what happened to Inspector Sheridan? That thing that killed her? And what about that cop that swears he saw Leo at the scene of the crime? That's means he's still alive... .", "Agent Keyes: It's over, Agent Murphy, the sisters are dead.", "Agent Murphy: You don't believe that.", "Agent Keyes: You're right, I don't. But I want them to think I do. If they're in hiding, they're not going to resurface with us hanging around. So, we leave. Let them get comfortable, complecant.", "Agent Murphy: But then how we know if... .", "Agent Keyes: Because you're going to stay behind, that's how. Keep an eye on things for me. You lay low, be patient, and give them plenty of space. If they are still alive, they'll come home. Sooner or later, everyone always does.", "(Agent Keyes walks away.)", "[Scene: Manor, foyer.]", "(Everyone is getting out. Victor is talking to Dex, the man Phoebe always saw in the elevator at work.)", "Victor: How well did you know Phoebe?", "Dex: Not as well as I'd like to. But I loved to read her column.", "Victor: Oh, really?", "Dex: Yeah, every day. Could never get over how someone as beautiful as was could be so incredibly insightful.", "(Glamoured Phoebe walks over to them.)", "Phoebe: You don't say.", "Victor: Excuse me, do you mind?", "Phoebe: It's all right, I've got this. You were saying? About Phoebe?", "Dex: Just that I thought she was great. Really great.", "Phoebe: Then why didn't you ever ask her out?", "Dex: What?", "(Glamoured Piper walks over to them and starts pushing Dex to the front door.)", "Piper: Thanks for coming, sorry you have to go.", "Dex: What...?", "(She pushes him out of the front door.)", "Piper: Okay, bye-bye.", "(She closes the front door.)", "Phoebe: Piper, what are you doing?", "Piper: What are you doing? You can't pick up on a guy at a funeral.", "Phoebe: Why not? It's my funeral.", "(They hear Wyatt in the living room and walk over to him.)", "Piper: It's okay, sweetie, Mommy's right here.", "(He doesn't seem to recognize her.)", "Piper: Wyatt, honey, what's the matter?", "(She kneels down in front of him.)", "Victor: He doesn't know it's you, Piper.", "(She stands up. Paige and Leo walk in. Leo kneels down next to Wyatt.)", "Leo: It's okay, buddy, all right? Daddy's here, okay? We're all here.", "(Piper and Phoebe drop their glamour.)", "Wyatt: Mama. Aunt Phoebe.", "Leo: Okay, see?", "(He stands up.)", "Phoebe: Poor little guy, he's confused.", "Victor: He doesn't know what's going on. Neither does baby Chris. All this changing makes him nervous, I think.", "Paige: Yeah, maybe we didn't exactly think this thing through.", "Piper: We didn't have time to think it through.", "Leo: Well, it's too late to go back now, so what do we do?", "Phoebe: I think I have an idea. Follow me.", "[Scene: Manor, attic.]", "(The door opens and Phoebe, Paige, Piper, Leo, who's carrying Wyatt, and Victor enter the room. Phoebe walks to a trunk. She opens it and takes the Book of Shadows out.)", "Phoebe: Okay, it's a good thing we kept this.", "(Leo puts Wyatt down. Phoebe walks over to its stand and everyone follows her.)", "Piper: Yeah, but we're not supposed to use it. The more magic we use... .", "Paige: ... the more likely the demons are to find us out.", "(Phoebe places the Book on its stand.)", "Phoebe: We didn't say we'd never use magic again. Besides, I think we really need this spell.", "Leo: Why? What will it do?", "(Phoebe flips through the Book.)", "Phoebe: End our confusion, hopefully. I've been thinking about it for the last couple of days, and all we need to do is each of us needs to come up with one look, one disguise, that we wanna to project to the rest of the world.", "Paige: You mean like a permanent, permanent one?", "Phoebe: That's the idea.", "Victor: But how is that going to end the confusion? Especially for the boys?", "Phoebe: Oh, because they won't see the disguises. Neither will any of us. Okay, just trust me. You guys have a look in mind?", "(Leo and Paige nod.)", "Piper: Yeah, you know what, nothing flashy either.", "(Paige gives her a look.)", "Phoebe: Ready? \"I call upon the ancient powers, to mask us now and in future hours. Hide us well and thoroughly, but now from those we call family.\"", "Victor: Well, anything happened?", "Phoebe: Do we look the same?", "Victor: Yeah.", "Leo: Maybe it didn't work.", "(They walk over to a mirror.)", "Phoebe: It definitely worked.", "Paige: Oh my goodness, is that me?", "(They see their disguises in the mirror.)", "Phoebe: Is it the you that you invisioned?", "(Paige hits Piper.)", "Paige: Hey, I thought you said no flash!", "Piper: It was the first look that came to mind!", "Leo: I like it.", "Victor: How is it you can see your other selves in reflected in the mirror?", "Phoebe: It's part of the spell.", "Piper: You know, this just might work.", "(Paige hears the jingling again.)", "Paige: The jingle again. Do you think this means something bad is gonna to happen?", "[Scene: Campus, dorm.]", "(A chick, dressed in black, walks in the room. She opens a drawer and takes black gloves out. After she has put them on, she takes an athame out of a cabinet. She puts on her boot, and takes a black wig out of another shelf from the cabinet. She puts sunglasses on and looks in the mirror. She leaves the room.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor, attic]", "(Paige, Piper and Leo are writing on little papers.)", "Phoebe: Okay.", "(She collects the papers.)", "Paige: Hey, I'm not done!", "Phoebe: It doesn't matter, you are now. It's an identity, not a novel.", "(She walks over to a table with a cauldron.)", "Phoebe: As long as these reflect who we're trying to be and where we've come from, we're all good. Okay, Julie, nice, Jo, Jenny, Louis?", "(She pulls a weird face.)", "Leo: Louis. You know, like Louis Armstrong, the Great Satchmo? The trumpeter?", "Piper: Yeah, I think dad used to listen to him.", "(Paige chuckles.)", "Phoebe: Okay, if you can deal with it, so can the government.", "(She throws the papers into a bubbling cauldron. She throws in something else and the posion bangs.)", "Phoebe: Voilà, new identities.", "Paige: Are you sure?", "Phoebe: Only one way to find out.", "(She starts walking to the door.)", "Phoebe: Let's go shopping!", "Piper: No.", "Phoebe: Yeah!", "Piper: No, wait, no!", "(She follows Phoebe. Paige follows as well. They go down the stairs.)", "Phoebe: Come on, we have seven years of lost time to make up for. We have to start somewhere!", "Piper: Yeah, I know but... .", "Phoebe: No buts, we are free. Do you have any idea what that means? It means no more demons, no more cops. We can do whatever we want!", "(The sisters stop walking in the hallway.)", "Piper: I know, I know, but still... .", "Phoebe: (to Paige) Would you please talk some sense into this woman?", "(Paige pulls a weird face.)", "Paige: You know what occurred to me? That real-estate agent your dad was talking abou, if you think about it, he may be a d... .", "Phoebe: Oh my God! If you say the D word, I might implode. Come on you guys, what's wrong? I mean, isn't this what we wanted?", "Piper: Yes, it's just it's not as simple as I had hoped, that's all.", "Phoebe: You know why? Because you haven't been out yet. And you will feel so much better in a new pair of shoes.", "(Paige chuckles.)", "Piper: But I don't need new shoes.", "Phoebe: That's the old you talking. Come on, you guys, can't we just at least try to have fun? Don't we owe ourselves that much?", "Piper: Yes, we do, ... .", "Phoebe: That's the spirit! Paige? I mean, Jo. Shoes are on me.", "Paige: Uhm, I think I may just stay here and relax a little.", "Phoebe: Relax? I like it, relax. Come on!", "(She takes Piper's arm and pulls her with her.)", "[Scene: Shoppin disctrict.]", "(Phoebe and Piper leave a shoe store, packed with several baggs.)", "Piper: He was not hitting on me.", "Phoebe: He was too. He was practically drooling on you.", "Piper: Okay, first, I'm married. Secondly, he's a salesman in a woman's shoe store. What are the chances he's not gay?", "Phoebe: Who cares, just enjoy. That's our new mantra, right?", "(They stop and watch their disguises in a shop's window.)", "Piper: Still, maybe Paige is right, I don't think this new look is me.", "Phoebe: I think you look hot.", "Piper: Easy, sis, don't creep me out.", "Phoebe: Hey, we're not sisters anymore, remember? We're cousins.", "Piper: Still creepy.", "(They continue walking.)", "Piper: Isn't there any part of you that doubts your decision at all?", "Phoebe: No, I mean, I liked both pairs of shoes so I bought both pairs of shoes.", "Piper: No, not the shoes. The pretending to be dead to the rest of the world.", "Phoebe: Oh, yeah, obviously there were certain aspects of my life that I really liked, but I couldn't fully enjoy it because of all the witch stuff.", "Piper: Yeah, but the witch stuff is who we are. I mean, we can't just walk around pretending we don't have powers anymore.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but, Piper, nobody is saying we have to.", "(They stop walking again.)", "Phoebe: We just don't have to use our powers every other week to save the world, that's the only difference.", "Piper: That, and the fact that the last three decades of our life are suddenly gone.", "Phoebe: Well, we have to give up something to gain something. Look, you wanted a normal life more than all of us. Right? So, what's changed all of the sudden?", "Piper: I'm a little neurotic, what do you want from me?", "Phoebe: That's not it, what else is it?", "Piper: It's just, it's a big change, and I don't do change very well. So, you know, let me freak out for a little while and then, you know, I'll be fine.", "(Phoebe nods.)", "Phoebe: Okay. Wanna go get our eyebrows plucked?", "Piper: Gee, I'd love to, but no, I gotta go check on P3 and make sure Dad hasn't done a lot of damage.", "(She hands over her bags to Phoebe.)", "Piper: Besides, it's gonna be the only thing that will pay for all these shoes.", "(She starts walking away and crosses a street.)", "Phoebe: You worry too much, missy.", "(Phoebe watches Piper walk away and sees an advertisement of 'Ask Phoebe'.)", "[Scene: Manor, attic.]", "(Grams is sitting on a couch, Paige is walking around talking to Grams.)", "Paige: Phoebe has a life outside of magic, or at least she had one. Piper has Leo, Piper has the boys, what do I have? I have a giant sucking hole of nothingness.", "Grams: Please, Paige, spare me the dramatics and cut to the chase, will you? I've got an Afterlife to live, you know.", "Paige: See, even you have a life, and you're dead. I just don't know where to start.", "(Paige goes sitting next to Grams.)", "Grams: Well, you know, it's not like anybody asked for my opinion before abandoning the Charmed legacy in the first place.", "Paige: Thanks Grams, I'm so glad you came, you've been a great help.", "Grams: Look, honey, I'm sorry. But you're the one who got yourself into this mess, not me.", "Paige: I didn't have a choice, okay, we didn't have a choice. We were going to die, the real way.", "Grams: I understand, and I'm not judging you. Well, maybe I am a little. But, my point is that you've made choice, whether you were forced into it or not, and you've gotta live with that choice, whether you like it or not.", "Paige: What if I can't?", "Grams: Oh, that's ridiculous.", "Paige: No, it's not. I want a life outside of magic, I really do, but... .", "Grams: But what?", "Paige: But it's the jingling, okay? I hear it, night and day, which means people are constantly calling for my help.", "Grams: That is just the Whitelighter in you.", "Paige: But that's still me, Grams, and that's still magic. So what if I can't ever really get away from it?", "Grams: Well, one thing is for sure, young lady. You're never gonna find what you're looking for sitting around here. You want a fresh start? Then pull yourself up by your bootstraps, get out into the world and try it on for size. See what happens.", "Paige: I don't know.", "Grams: Hey, you don't want my advice? Don't conjure me next time. Now get up.", "(She grabs Paige's hand and pulls her up from the couch.)", "Grams: Get a grip and don't come back until you find your thrill. Now go.", "(She pushes Paige's to the door and hits her backside.)", "[Scene: San Francisco, coffee bar.]", "(Paige is sitting there, drinking a cup of coffee. She sees her disguise in a reflection of a window.)", "Paige: Great, just great.", "(She stands up and bumps into a man who is carrying a cup of coffee as well.)", "Man: Whoops, oh. Sorry, my fault.", "Paige: Oh, no sorry, it's mine. I didn't see you.", "Man: Well, I saw you, that's for sure. I mean, how could I not? A beautiful girl sitting here all by herself?", "Paige: Well, rub it in.", "Man: I'm sorry?", "(She smiles.)", "Paige: Nothing.", "Man: Do you mind if I join you?", "Paige: Oh, actually, I was... . Yeah sure, why not?", "Man: Great. You're new around here, aren't you?", "Paige: No, I'm n... . Why do you ask?", "Man: Well, local place and all. Pretty much everybody here is a regular.", "Paige: Ah. And you know I'm not.", "Man: I definitely would have remembered seeing you before.", "(Paige smiles. Suddenly, she hears a woman shouting. Paige looks around and sees a man robbing the woman's purse. He snatches it and runs off.)", "Bystander: Hey! He just took her purse.", "(Paige runs off and goes after the purse-snatcher.)", "Man: Are you out of your mind? You'll get yourself killed!", "(Paige crosses the street. Around the corner, she finds the purse laying on the ground. Paige kneels down next to the purse.)", "Paige: Damn it! Why didn't I orb?", "(She hears the jingle again inside her head.)", "Paige: (looking up) Would you stop that already?", "(She sighs.)", "Paige: I give up.", "[Scene: San Francisco, street.]", "(The chick in black is walking there.)", "[Scene: Cinema]", "(The audience is watching a scary movie. The demon Elkin enters the room.)", "Film Character #1: It's over here somewhere.", "Film Character #2: Be quiet, be quiet.", "Film Character #1: Who is that?", "(Elkin goes sitting behind a man.)", "Film Character #2: Get down, be quiet. Stay down, stay... .", "(The man is scared. Elkin holds up his hand next to the man's head and his hand starts to glow. The man starts shaking and gasps, until he dies.", "Film Character #2: We have to find the others.", "(Elkin stands up. As he is walking forward, he sees Paige orbing in.)", "Film Character #2: Where are the others?", "Film Character #1: I don't know.", "(Paige looks around and sees Elkin.)", "Paige: Did you call for me?", "Elkin: I don't think so. You don't have the power to stop me, Whitelighter.", "Paige: Obviously, you don't know who I am. Which is probably a good thing.", "(Elkin uses Hyper Speed and bumps into Paige. She smacks against the wall and falls on the ground.)", "Woman in the audience: Shhh!", "(Elkin is standing next to Paige, who is still laying on the ground. He creates a Fireball in his hands, when the door is slammed open. He looks behind him and sees the chick in black standing there.)", "Chick in Black: Doesn't that burn your hand?", "(Elkin throws the Fireball at her, but she dodges it.)", "Chick in Black: Damn, I was hoping for such a better fight with my first demon. You are a demon, aren't you?", "(Elkin throws another Fireball, but she telekinetically deviates it. He jumps on the ground to dodge it.)", "Woman: Shhh!", "(The people in the room look behind them and see what's going on. They flee.)", "Chick in Black: Now help me out in here, I'm new at this. Who pays for that?", "(Elkin is still on the ground and looks at her. He then shimmers out. Paige watches the chick in black leave.)", "[Scene: Manor, kitchen.]", "(Victor is doing the dishes. Wyatt is sitting in his high chair. Leo walks in, bringing more dirty dishes.)", "Leo: (to Wyatt) Hey buddy!", "(He walks over to the table and places the dirty dishes on it.)", "Leo: There's still a couple of loads out there.", "Victor: You're kidding me. Why don't we get the girls to do a little hocus-pocus, huh?", "Leo: No. No more magic. Not unless it's absolutely necesarry. They gotta get out of the habit of relying on it. Or else they'll never gonna have normal lives.", "Victor: Yeah right, like that's ever gonna to happen.", "Leo: What? You don't think it will?", "Victor: Well, do you? Louis? Come on, who you're trying to kid here? Whether I like it or not, and you know I don't, being magical is part of who they are. It's part of who you all are. You may have been able to change your identities but you didn't change that.", "Leo: Well, we'll just do the best we can then.", "Victor: Yeah, but what if that's not good enough? I mean, I don't mean to sound pessimistic here, because I really want this to work out, but it's not gonna be easy. Especially for you and Piper.", "Leo: Why especially for us?", "Victor: Because you got the boys to raise like this, and you... . Where's the baby monitor?", "Leo: I just checked on Chris, he's sleeping. Go on.", "(Victor smiles.)", "Victor: Oh, don't listen to me. I'm worried and grumpy. You think I'd know better by now. I've been worried since I first found out the kids were gonna be witches, you know?", "Leo: You know, maybe you should go home for a while, Victor. You know, get away from all of this. You've been around here for about a week or so now.", "(Victor sighs.)", "Victor: Yeah, I will. As soon as things settle down here. Listen, why don't you wash, I'll go get the last load, huh?", "(He walks to the door.)", "Victor: (to Wyatt) Hey.", "[Scene: Manor, conservatory.]", "(Victor is walking in when an Elder, Jonnah, orbs in.)", "Victor: Wow.", "Jonnah: I mean you no harm, Victor. My name is Jonnah. I'm an Elder. I just need to talk to you, all right?", "Victor: All right.", "Jonnah: Good. Now, I know what you've gone through. What you still must be going through. Children should bury their father, not the other way around.", "Victor: Go on.", "Jonnah: We've been talking... .", "Victor: We?", "Jonnah: The other Elders and myself, about the boys, Wyatt and Chris. Losing their parents, their aunts, it's unspeakable. Especially considering who they were. Which is why we feel very strongly that it'd be in the boys' best interest... .", "Victor: You're not taking them. Forget it.", "Jonnah: Victor, you're mortal. You can't possibly raise them to be...", "Victor: I'm their grandfather, that's all I need to be.", "(Leo enters the dining room from the kitchen. As he sees Jonnah, he hides and watches him talking with Victor.)", "Jonnah: I don't think you quite realize the extent to which our future, all our future, depends upon their upbringing.", "Victor: I got a pretty good idea.", "Jonnah: Then you know they'll continue to be targets of evil. Demons who will stop at nothing to turn them to their side, or worse, destroy them, and how will you protect them?", "Victor: I'll find a way.", "Jonnah: They should come with me now for their sakes.", "Victor: Over my dead body.", "(They look at each other.)", "Jonnah: I prey you know what you're doing.", "(He orbs out. After Jonnah is gone, Leo walks over to Victor.)", "Leo: You still sure you don't wanna go home?", "Victor: Yeah, thinking about it.", "(They hear the front door opening and see Paige enter. She lays her keys on the table in the foyer. Paige starts walking to the stairs, but Leo and Victor approach her.)", "Victor: Hey, where you been?", "Paige: Oh, you know, just kinda out and about.", "(She smiles and starts to climb the stairs. Leo sees the wound on her shoulder.)", "Leo: Hey, wow. You're bleeding. How did that happen?", "(Paige takes a deep breath.)", "[Scene: Underworld.]", "Paul Haas: Yeah, how did that happen?", "(Paul walks over to Elkin, who is standing against a stone column.)", "Paul Haas: How is it that the great Elkin got his ass kicked by one lousy witch?", "Elkin: I didn't get my ass kicked. Could've easily killed her if I wasn't worried about exposure.", "Paul Haas: She wasn't.", "Elkin: Which is why I'm not even sure she was a witch.", "Paul Haas: Well, what could she have been? An usher?", "(Elkin places his hand around Paul Haas' neck. As Paul watches him, Elkin releases Paul's neck.)", "Elkin: Whoever she was, she tracked me there somehow. Which means we'll cross paths again. And next time, I'll be waiting.", "Paul Haas: I don't like it. Not with that Whitelighter there too. There's more to this.", "Elkin: I can handle them both. It's not like we have to worry about the Charmed Ones coming to the rescue anymore.", "Paul Haas: Still, we should consolidate our powers regardless of the threat. We'll kill the father at nightfall, while the powerful progeny sleeps.", "(Elkin smiles.)", "[Scene: P3.]", "(Piper is there, working on a laptop.)", "Piper: One week, one lousy week. Are you kidding me? Barry Manilow? Dad, you booked Barry Manilow? What were you thinking?", "(A door shuts and a man, Dominic, is coming down the stairs.)", "Dominic: Hello?", "Piper: Dominic, thank God, you're here. Are these all the receipts for the last seven months? Has everything been entered?", "Dominic: I'm sorry, who are you?", "(Piper looks startled.)", "Piper: I'm Julie. I mean, Jenny Bennett. I'm Victor's cousin.", "(She pulls a weird face.)", "Piper: Pff. Niece, I'm Victor's niece.", "Dominic: Okay, so what are you doing with our computer? And how did you get the password?", "Piper: Uhm, uncle Victor gave it to me. Excuse me.", "(She ducks under the bar.)", "Piper: Ugh.", "(She stands up again and holds her shoe. She points him at Dominic.)", "Piper: New shoes, they look a lot nicer than they feel.", "Dominic: So you work here now?", "Piper: No, I'm just helping out a little, you know, because Victor asked me to help out.", "Dominic: You wouldn't mind if I call him to verify that, would you?", "Piper: No, not at all. Please, knock your socks off.", "(Dominic walks out. Piper's cell phone rings. Piper)", "Piper: Hello? What? Wait, wait, what? Leo, we're not supposed to have family emergences anymore, we're done with that. All right, fine, I'm coming, but you need to get down here to save our financial butts.", "[Scene: The Bay Mirror.]", "(Phoebe walks in and sees some of her colleagues standing at a shelf with a picture of her, surrounded by candles, flowers, cards and a teddy bear. Phoebe walks over to them.)", "Sophie: I still can't believe she's really gone. She was always so sweet to me.", "Tom: She always had a smile for everyone.", "Gregg: She was always there, whenever you needed her.", "Tom: She helped me through my divorce.", "Elise: She doubled our readership.", "(Sophie and Gregg comfort Elise. Phoebe picks a handkerchief out of her purse and hands it over to Elise. Tom gets back to work.)", "Phoebe: Here you go.", "Elise: Thanks. Who are you?", "Phoebe: I'm Julie Bennett, Phoebe's cousin from her father's side.", "Elise: Oh, my dear, I'm so sorry for your loss.", "Phoebe: I know you are. I just came by to pick up some of her thing, so, don't mind me.", "Sophie: Were you close to Phoebe?", "Phoebe: Yes, yes, I was.", "Sophie: She was amazing, wasn't she?", "Gregg: A doll.", "Elise: The best friend I could ever ask for.", "Phoebe: That is so sweet!", "Elise: Oh, I mean it, she was the best. I'm gonna miss her like crazy.", "Phoebe: See, now you're gonna go and make me cry.", "Elise: It's the truth. She was more than just the heart and soul of this paper. She was the daughter I never had.", "(She almost starts crying and Phoebe hugs her.)", "Phoebe: Oh, Elise, I had no idea!", "(Elise pulls a weird face. Phoebe stops the hug.)", "Phoebe: I mean, Phoebe had no idea. I mean, she never told me how close you both were. But then again, you know, why would she tell me, because, you know, then... , obviously she didn't know this was gonna happen. Carry on.", "(She walks out. Elise, Sophie and Gregg watch her leave.)", "[Scene: Bay Mirror, hallway.]", "(Phoebe is pushing the elevator button multple times.)", "Phoebe: Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.", "(The lift opens and two people get out of it. Phoebe sees Dex standing in the back. He's alone in the elevator and he watches her.)", "Phoebe: Oh, hi.", "(She enters the elevator and goes standing next to him.)", "Dex: Hi.", "Phoebe: Oh, that's right, you don't know who I am.", "(She pushes a button. The lift doors close.)", "Phoebe: I'm Julie, Phoebe's cousin. I sort of saw you at the wake.", "Dex: Oh, yeah. I'm so sorry.", "(She nods.)", "Phoebe: Thanks. And you're ...?", "Dex: Dex. Dex Lawson.", "Phoebe: Dex Lawson. Nice to meet you, Dex.", "(They shake hands.)", "Dex: You too.", "(As she touches him, she receives a Premonition of them kissing on the front porch of the Manor. Phoebe is dressed in a wedding dress. The vision is surrounded in a yellow glow. He then carries her over the doorstep. The vision stops and she looks at him. She makes a weird noise.)", "Dex: Everything all right?", "(She nods but looks a bit shocked.)", "Phoebe: Yeah, it's just... hot in here.", "(The lift stops and pings.)", "Phoebe: Ding!", "(She leaves the elevator and walks to right.)", "Dex: Nice meeting you!", "(She suddenly stops and walks to the other side.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor, attic.]", "(Paige is sitting at the table and scring. Piper and Phoebe walk in.)", "Piper: Are you out of your mind?", "Phoebe: Leo told us you fought a demon.", "Paige: I can explain.", "(Piper gets the Scrying Crystal out of Paige's hand.)", "Piper: What is this? What are you doing?", "Paige: I am trying to find a girl.", "Phoebe: Okay, look, we have been through this, okay? If anyone finds out we're alive, we're screwed.", "Piper: Do you have a dead wish? Is that the problem?", "(Paige stands up.)", "Paige: Okay, would you two please just be quiet for a minute and let me explain? Thank you!", "(Piper and Phoebe sigh.)", "Paige: First of all, I did not intentionally engage a demon.", "Phoebe: Oh, don't say engage. Don't ask.", "(Piper looks at her, but Phoebe waves her hand.)", "Paige: Look, I just had the ringing in my head and I just figured that if I answered, that maybe, you know... .", "Piper: You're not supposed to respond to anything anymore.", "Paige: Look, it's very hard not to respond to a call for help.", "Phoebe: Paige, you have to! Okay, we've had this conversation.", "Paige: Yeah, I know we have, but it's not that easy.", "Piper: Okay, everybody, just calm down a second. Did you at least vanquish the demon?", "(Paige shakes her head.)", "Paige: No.", "(She goes sitting on her chair again.)", "Paige: But on the bright side, he did not know who I was.", "Phoebe: Well, that's good at least.", "Piper: So, what happened to the demon?", "Paige: I don't know. This chick came along and scared him off.", "Piper and Phoebe: What chick?", "[Scene: Manor, living room.]", "(Victor turns off the lights and is carrying Wyatt in his arms. He is singing for Wyatt.)", "Victor: Itsy, bitsy, spider, climbing up the spout, down came the rain.", "(Paul Haas flames in, and his minions shimmer in.)", "Paul Haas: We'll wait for him to come back downstairs alone.", "[Scene: Manor, attic.]", "Paige: I don't know who she was, she showed up right after I got there.", "Piper: Do you think she was a witch?", "(Piper starts walking around.)", "Paige: I don't know, maybe.", "Phoebe: Maybe she was the one that called you.", "Paige: No, this girl definitely did not need my help.", "Phoebe: Could have been a bad witch.", "Piper: And if that's true, and she figures out who we are... .", "Paige: I'm telling you, she was after the demon, she was not interested in me.", "Piper: Still, she could have ID'd you and that would have been very bad.", "Grams: Oh, for crying out loud, give her a break, will you?", "(Piper and Phoebe look behind them. Grams is standing there.)", "Phoebe: Grams, what are you doing here?", "Grams: I'm trying to keep you from ganging up on her, that's what.", "Piper: Well, you're sort of death, so this doesn't really concern you.", "Grams: It does when my legacy is at stake.", "Phoebe: Oh, please, I think we've paid our dues.", "Grams: And I'm not saying that you haven't. You have every right to live normal, unencumbered lives. But just because you want to, doesn't mean you can.", "Piper: You're a little late with that speech.", "Grams: Well, perhaps for the two of you, but not for Paige.", "(Piper and Phoebe look at Paige.)", "Grams: Whether or not you succeed, remains to be seen, but you cannot deny she is being called by somebody. (to Paige) And you can't deny it either.", "(Paige hears the jingling again.)", "Paige: You're right, I can't deny it, especially not right now.", "[Scene: Manor, sitting room.]", "(Victor is coming down the stairs.)", "Paul Haas: Hello, Victor.", "(Victor looks up to them.)", "Paul Haas: Now, are you sure you don't wanna sell?", "(Paul smiles as the front door is slammed open. Victor and Paul look at it. The chick in black enters the Manor.)", "Elkin: Who are you?", "[Scene: Manor, attic]", "(The sisters and Grams hear noises coming from downstairs.)", "Phoebe: That doesn't sound good!", "Piper: No, it doesn't!", "Paige: (to Grams) Thank you for coming!", "(The sisters run down.)", "Grams: Oh, the good old days!", "[Scene: Manor, sitting room.]", "(As the sisters run down the stairs, Victor runs up.)", "Victor: Hey, thank her for me, will you?", "Piper: What? Who?", "(Suddenly, a screaming demon is thrown against a wall and bursts into flames.)", "Phoebe: Where did he come from?", "(The girls look down and see the chick dodging Elkin's Fireball. She jumps over to him and stabs him with her athame, vanquishing him. The sisters see Paul getting up in the conservatory, ready to throw a Fireball at the chick in black.)", "Paige: Behind you!", "(Paul looks the stairs and the sisters duck. The chick in black turns around and throws her athame, but Paul Haas flames out. The athame hits a window frame in the conservatory. The chick stretches her arm out and the athame flies back into her hands. She puts it back on her boot and sees the sisters are watching her.)", "Chick: Thanks!", "(She does a cart-wheel over the couch and leaves the Manor.)", "Piper: Showoff.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor, living room.]", "(Paige is standing at the fireplace. Phoebe and Piper are sitting in a couch.", "Paige: Well, she can't be all bad, she said \"thank you\".", "Piper: We don't know what she is, she didn't stick around long enough for us to ask.", "Phoebe: You gotta admit, that was nice flip though.", "Piper: And a nice attitude. She didn't even care that we saw her use her powers. What was that?", "Paige: Well, I think that because she was tracking the first demon, I mean, he was the same one she was after before.", "(Paige goes sitting in a couch.)", "Phoebe: I also think she may be your new charge.", "Paige: Huh?", "Phoebe: It's the second time she showed up right after you got a call.", "Piper: Which means she probably knows who we are and she could expose us.", "Paige: She was after the demons, not us.", "Phoebe: And the demons were going after dad, and he should be our main concern right now, not this supergirl.", "Paige: Well, the question is why were they after him in the first place?", "Phoebe: Who knows? I mean, maybe to get to the boys or the house, as some kind of thropy. The point is we're gonna have to go after the demon.", "Paige: Even if it risks exposing us.", "Phoebe: We may have already been exposed.", "(Piper stands up and starts walking around.)", "Piper: No, I don't think so. We were disguised to him and besides, we didn't use our powers. The problem is we can't just vanquish the one demon. We're gonna have to make some sort of a statement. Otherwise what's to keep the entire Underworld from coming after Dad again and again?", "Paige: Well, here's our conundrum, people. How do we make a statement without letting them know it's us?", "(Phoebe looks at Piper. She sighs.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: San Francisco, Victor's apartment.]", "(\"Victor\" enters his apartment and puts on the light. He closes the door and lays his key on a coffee table.)", "Paul Haas: I know you'd come home sooner our later.", "(\"Victor\" turns around and sees Paul Haas standing there. Two other demons shimmer in.)", "\"Victor\": You again?", "Paul Haas: Yup, me again. And this time, I know you're alone. Just out of curiousity, Victor, who were all those women at the house? If you tell me, I promise to make your death relatively painless.", "\"Victor\": Gee, thanks.", "Paul Haas: Believe me, considering all the pain your daughters have caused over the years, that would be a gift. The women, who were they?", "\"Victor\": I don't know who the other one was, the others are cousins, moving in.", "Paul Haas: No, they're not. I am.", "(Suddenly, \"Wyatt\" orbs in. The demons laugh.)", "Paul Haas: You've got to be kidding, right? You think that he can stop us all?", "\"Victor\": Try him.", "(Paul Haas watches \"Wyat\". \"Wyatt\" stretches his arm and blasts Paul against a wall. The demons create Energy Balls. One of them throws one, and \"Wyatt\" blasts it in the direction of the other demon. He is vanquished. Paul Haas throws another Energy Ball, and \"Wyatt\" freezes it in mid-air. He blasts the other demon right into it, causing the demon to be vanquished. Paul Haas gets up.)", "\"Victor\": Spread the word: leave us alone, or he'll kill you all.", "(Paul looks at \"Wyatt\" and flames out. \"Wyatt\" looks at \"Victor\" and they smile to each other.)", "[Scene: Underworld.]", "(Several demons are in a lair. Paul Haas flames in.)", "Demon: Where are the others?", "Paul Haas: Vanquished. It was a set-up.", "(Haas growls.)", "Paul Haas: It was planned. And not by the boy, he's not old enough. It could be that the Charmed Ones are still alive.", "(The crowd of demons starts whispering.)", "[Scene: San Francisco, Victor's apartment.]", "(Paige enters the apartment.)", "Paige: Well, how'd it go?", "(\"Victor\" glamours into Phoebe and \"Wyatt\" glamours into Piper.)", "Phoebe: What do you think?", "Piper: I think it worked. I don't think he would've left unless he got the message.", "Phoebe: Question is, will he deliver?", "Paige: And will it stick?", "Piper: I think so. The whole Underworld is afraid of Wyatt. Appearantly, my little guy's reputation proceeds itself.", "(She goes sitting on the couch.)", "Phoebe: So that's it? We can get back to our lives now?", "Paige: Whatever those are.", "Phoebe: Well, one of them has wedding bells in them.", "Paige: Huh?", "Phoebe: Later.", "Paige: Okay.", "Piper: Well, just as long as we're still demon free, that's all that matters.", "Phoebe: Oh, lookie, lookie, who's finally come around.", "(She goes sitting next to Piper.)", "Piper: I told you I just needed a little time and, you know, a very big reminder of what our lives used to constantly be like.", "Phoebe: Right.", "Paige: We still have the little witch to contend with.", "(Piper and Phoebe look at each other.)", "Piper: Oh, no, we don't.", "(She gets up and walks over to Paige.)", "Piper: We don't. Uhm, you do. She's your charge.", "(Phoebe walks over to them.)", "Paige: No.", "Piper: Yeah.", "(Piper opens the door and leaves the apartment.)", "Phoebe: Maybe you won't hear from her again.", "(Paige sighs and follows Phoebe, who's leaving the apartment as well.)", "Paige: I have a feeling she'll be sticking around for a while.", "[Scene: Campus, dorm.]", "(The chick in black isn't dressed in black anymore and puts her gloves back into a drawer and her black wig back into her cabinet. On another shelf of the cabinet, she hides the athame in a towel. She lays her sunglasses in another shelf. She watches herself in the mirror. Someone knocks at the door.)", "Girl: Billie, where are you? We're late for class.", "Chick in Black (Billie): Yeah, just a minute.", "(She grabs her backpack and leaves her dorm.)" ]	Charmed	08x01	Still Charmed and Kicking	bunniefuu
Charmed_08x04.json	[ "Wyatt's school play Cinderella brings out the competitive nature in Piper when her hand-sewn costume and parenting abilities are criticized by another mother. Things go from bad to worse when it is revealed that this Stepford-wife-like \"Oh-so-perfect\" mother is in fact possessed by a demoness focused on kidnapping Piper's son Wyatt and using him in a plot with other demons to resurrect the Source of All Evil at Magic School ; which the demons have forcibly taken possession of after the (believed and faked) deaths of the three Charmed Ones. Meanwhile, Paige sees Dex with another woman, who turns out to be his ex-girlfriend who is a compulsive liar, and despite Phoebe's objections, interferes by masquerading as the woman and expecting evidence Dex is two-timing Phoebe. Dex apologizes to Phoebe after Paige commits her interfering faux pas and her masquerade crashes, saying he probably shouldn't have stayed in touch with and should have made a more complete break with his old girl earning points for earnestness and honesty. Meanwhile, Billie and Leo sniff out the plot at magic school and research a spell to return Billie to our world for power-of-three reinforcements while Leo stays nearby with Wyatt who has accompanied the possessed mother there. With Wyatts powerful help, the demoness has conjured the source who appears to be fully resurrected and ready to take command again in the Underworld. Billie's timely return with Paige, Phoebe and Piper enables the three to intervene in the demon's festivities. Piper vanquishes both threats by dealing with the demoness-who has linked the two by her conjuration of the source which consequently was not as powerful and troublesome as the original incarnation of source because the magical link to the demoness gave it a new vulnerability." ]	[ "[PREVIOUSLY_ON]", "Leo: I should have gone taller. I always wanted to be taller. Why'd you go blond?", "Piper: I don't know. I didn't have a lot of time to think about it.", "Piper: They think I'm somebody else.", "Paige: You are somebody else.", "Piper: But I'm not a fugitive. This is not the alias that I picked, at least, not intentionally.", "Paige: So, missy, where are you gonna get your next alias from? Time magazine?", "Piper: I came up with this one on my own, thank you.", "Paige: Well, just make sure it's not off the most wanted list.", "Piper: Trust me.", "Dex: Dex Lawson.", "Phoebe: Nice to meet you, Dex.", "Dex: You, too.", "Piper: So, what happened to the demon?", "Paige: I don't know. This chick came along and scared him off.", "Piper & Phoebe: What chick?", "Billie: I'm here because you need me, right? So the more you teach me, the more I can get out there and go kick some demon ass.", "Paige: We want to keep the use of magic to a minimum so the demons don't find out we're still alive.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Leo: Knowing how untrained and untethered magic could lead to disaster, the one in Atlantis being the prime example, the elders they knew that they needed to nurture young magic. The elders knew they needed to nurture young magic. Billie. Billie, are you listening to me?", "Billie: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Untethered magic, elders, yada-yada-yada.", "Leo: Okay, listen, if you're gonna take over the fight for the greater good, I really don't think it's a bad idea if you know the history of good magic. Listen, Paige wanted me to teach you something good, and I think you're kind of making me look bad right now.", "Billie: Oh, come on. You could be teaching me tic-tac-toe. She wouldn't care. She's just happy your getting me off her back for the day.", "Leo: Okay. So, the magical community knew it needed a place to nurture young magic, so the elders created magic school.", "Billie: Yeah. You know, I'm just imagining a bunch of old farts in robes lecturing on the moral implications of magic.", "Leo: There's that. There's also advanced courses in telekinesis, spell casting, potion making--", "Billie: Wait. What?", "Leo: Astral projection, and medieval weaponry.", "Billie: They really teach that stuff? [She makes her nunchucks levitate][Gasps] This is so cool! [The nunchucks break the window] Oh, sorry.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Piper: Ow! [A needle pokes her at the sewing machine]", "Paige: Okay, either there is a gremlin infestation in this house, or Wyatt's little orby fingers have gotten a hold of my jewelry.", "Piper: Jewels this early in the morning? What's the occasion?", "Paige: [Groans] I have a coffee date and I'm trying to get out of here before Leo changes his mind about training Billie.", "Paige: Oh, nice try, little pirate. I see what you've got here. Thanks a lot, matey.", "Piper: Oh, Wyatt, honey! Mommy said no magic.", "Paige: Well, it's good to know you are more worried about him using magic than you are about him, uh, stealing.", "Piper: Actually, I'm more concerned with him blowing our cover with his school play coming up.", "Paige: Not your cup of tea, huh?", "Piper: No, I'm just a little out of practice, thank you.", "Paige: Yeah, well, me, too. Hence the...morning date. Okay, here's my problem. Do I pick a lipstick color to go with my face... or my alias' face?", "Piper: Well... seeing as we're the only ones who can see the real you, I'd go with...pink.", "Paige: Awww. I take it you're not liking this whole... \"new you\" thing.", "Piper: No. I guess I just miss 43CE836A.JPGthe old me a little. Uh, why are you doing this on-line dating thing anyway? You get asked out all the time.", "Paige: Not anymore, not with me having to deal with Billie all the time. Besides, it's not any riskier than what Phoebe's doing, right?", "Piper: What do you mean?", "Paige: I don't care how many charts she looks at to see if Dex is the father of her future child. He's still a player.", "Piper: Oh, Paige--", "Paige: What? It's true. Even her own newspaper writes about it in the gossip column.", "Piper: Yeah, I realize that, but in the interest of sisterly harmony, I would really--", "Phoebe: Hey, guys. Did you hear the good news?", "Paige: Hmm. Let me guess. Dex is the one?", "Phoebe: Yep, according to every magical calculation there is.", "Paige: Uh-huh!", "Phoebe: Not only that, but it all times out perfectly. You know, my vision of us getting married, when I'm supposed to get pregnant, all of it. He's the one.", "Paige: Yeah. Maybe you should just check that one more time.", "Phoebe: I'm sorry?", "Piper: What do you think of this snazzy costume? [Holds up costume]", "[Phoebe laughs]", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Piper: Come on, sweetie. Don't you wanna be one of Cinderella's footman? Okay. Hang on a second. Come on. What's wrong? It's a good costume. Look. It's shiny... What's the matter?", "Mandi: Hi, cutie-pie.What's going on?", "Piper: I don't know. He's never usually like this. He just hates it. Maybe he's allergic to the fabric.", "Mandi: Or something could be sticking him. A pin? A needle maybe?", "Piper: Oh, no, no. I checked it. Oh, that couldn't have been in there. Really. He tried it on before and was fine.", "Mandi: It's okay. You're doing the best you can, not being his real mom and all. You're a distant cousin, right?", "Piper: Oh, we're a little bit closer than you think.", "Mandi: Well, isn't that good to know. Here. How's the other costume coming?", "Piper: Uh...the other...", "Mandi: The pumpkin? It was on the info sheet I sent out.", "Piper: The other costume. Right! Uhh...it's all sewn up.", "Mandi: Great. As long as it looks like the other boys'. You know how kids can tease. Okay, Wyatt. Let's go work on that forest scene, okay? Let's go.", "[Piper watches them go]", "[Outside, Mandi magically burns up Wyatt's costume]", "Mandi: [Sighs] Our little secret. Shh.", "[Her eyes go black for a moment, then return to normal as she smooths her hair]", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Date: Looks can be deceiving, but your picture on the dating site didn't do you justice.", "Paige: Thank you. That's very nice.", "Date: So, tell me what you do that keeps you so crazy busy.", "Paige: Oh, did I say that I was?", "Date: No. But I sense you're like me, old-fashioned at heart, not one to do the on-line dating thing but too swamped to meet people any other way.", "Paige: Yeah. Well, you could say I... haven't had a normal life in a while, but, uh... I think that could be changing.", "Date: Good. [Laughs] So, uh... what do you do?", "Paige: Well, uh, I teach-- or, I taught. Kind of a, um... a special-needs school, if you will. I tutor one-on-one now. The girl's a real pain in the butt, let me tell-- Okay. Over-sharing. Um, what do you do?", "Date: Okay. Well, where to start? I find that the most exciting thing about market research is the variety. I mean, the arenas we interface with, whether it be the job's pharmaceutical validation of qualification, FDA compliance, info tech, you name it. First thing we do is we get a database in order. [Paige becomes distracted] Blah, blah-blaah, ah, blah, blah-blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah-blah, blah-blah. Blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah. Blah-blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah... [She sees Sylvia]", "Sylvia: Dex?", "Date: Blah-blah-blah...", "Dex: Hey, babe.", "Sylvia: Hey. [She embraces and kisses Dex]", "Date: Blah, blah-blah, blah... blah, blah, blah-blah.", "Paige: Blah. [She gets up and walks away from the table]", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Phoebe: So I'm fine with color, but if you can see if Jess can fit me in for a quick cut after my leg wax, that would be great.", "Assistant: Sure. Do you need me to pick up some candles, you know, set the mood?", "Phoebe: Oohh! Great idea. Yeah. Make it a couple of dozen. Thanks.", "Paige: Hey there. Bad time?", "Phoebe: Hi. No, I'm just getting ready for my big date with Dex tomorrow.", "Paige: Ohh.", "Phoebe: Hey. Weren't you on a date?", "Paige: Egh. Yeah, that didn't go so well.", "Phoebe: Oh. I know. It's hard. I just got really lucky that Dex showed up at my funeral.", "Paige: Yeah. Right. You've know him for what, all of a few weeks now?", "Phoebe: Yeah. It's hard to believe, isn't it?", "Paige: Yeah. I mean, how well do you really know him? Considering the amount of time you've actually spent together.", "Phoebe: Paige, where are you going with this?", "Paige: Nowhere. I swear.", "Phoebe: Okay. Well, we've been through this before. I didn't like Richard. You didn't like Cole. But we promised each other that we'd stay out of each other's love lives, right?", "Paige: Okay. Just answer me this. How well do you really know him?", "Phoebe: [Sighs] Paige, please don't start.", "Paige: Would it kill you just to slow things down? You know, a smidge?", "Phoebe: You know, I can't slow things down, because of my premonitions.", "Paige: They're not always literal.", "Phoebe: But I still have to honor them, don't I? But look, honey, I really like him, and I really care about him, and he really cares about me, okay? So don't worry, okay?", "Paige: No, it's not okay.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Billie is levitating her nunchucks again]", "Leo: [from offscreen] Piper!", "[Billie hears them approach and loses control of the nunchucks, which fly across the room]", "Piper: I'm a little behind in the crafty department, okay? I didn't have time to hone my skills with a demon attacking every 5 minutes.", "Leo: It's still not a good idea.", "Piper: You know what? It's a great idea. While all of those other mothers were out there making cutesy costumes, I had my nose in this book. So this book is gonna help me make a damn cute pumpkin outfit!", "Leo: [to Billie] What's up?", "Billie: Oh, you know, just soaking up knowledge. I'm a virtual sponge.", "Leo: Good. Keep it up. So, you know, hon, besides personal gain-- [to Billie] Why are you so sweaty?", "Billie: Oh, you know, those, um... the Salem witch-hunts, and the lying and the burning. It's just-- it's out of control. Well, now that I'm all caught up, how about we hop on over to magic school and get some real education?", "Leo: Okay, we can't. Because, you know, magic school being the hub of good magic, you know, and we don't want to expose ourselves.", "Billie: Oh, and what is your wife doing?", "Piper: Making up for lost time. Now zip it!", "Leo: Actually, she is not gonna use magic to make Wyatt a costume.", "Piper: Oh, no? Watch me!", "Leo: You wanted a normal life, remember?", "Piper: Okay, look, that was before I realized our son was gonna be humiliated in front of his entire class.", "Billie: Oh, you know that happened to me all the time. It just made me stronger.", "Piper: And shut it!", "Leo: Okay, is this about Wyatt's humiliation or yours?", "Piper: No, it's about Wyatt... and the pageant and--", "Leo: And you outdoing Mandi?", "Piper: Fine. No magic. But I will still make the best damn pumpkin outfit ever. And that woman will be sorry she tangled with me.", "Billie: That is one desperate housewife.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Demon #1: Well?", "Mandi: I'm beginning to gain the boy's trust. Once he knows it's safe to use his powers around me... What's taking you so long? You were supposed to have this cleaned days ago.", "Demon #2: Yeah, well... it wasn't easy as we thought. It's a lot more trashed--", "Mandi: [Walks over and grabs him by the throat] I don't want to hear any more excuses, do you understand me?! [He disintegrates] We need to create a comfortable place for the boy, a familiar place. Or else he'll never do what I want him to do. [The demon inside shakes Mandi's body off herself and to the floor] Don't let that thing die. Not until after I'm done using it to get Wyatt.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Paige: Okay, honey, I know this is not the morning for this to happen, but the coffee maker's on the fritz.", "Piper: Oh, that's okay. Do you want me to make you some tea instead?", "Paige: Tea?", "Piper: Yeah, it's no problem. I was just cleaning up.", "Paige: Well, you are in a surprisingly chipper mood for someone who hasn't slept all night.", "Piper: Well, I had to finish Wyatt's pumpkin costume, didn't I?", "Paige: And did you finish?", "Piper: Absolutely. You know, actually being a super-mom can be surprisingly satisfying.", "Paige: Don't forget. You're really his super legal guardian.", "Piper: Yes! And are there any other soft spots you'd like to poke at while you're here?", "Paige: Honey, I'm sorry.", "Piper: Oh, it's no big deal. I think at least Wyatt knows who his mother really is.", "Paige: Of course he does. He sees you as Piper. We all do.", "Piper: Yeah, but it's gotta be confusing for him, especially because all of his classmates think I'm his cousin, his distant cousin.", "Paige: Look, he's just gonna have to get used to the way things are. Hey, you wanna hear my plan on how to save Phoebe from Dex?", "Piper: Oh, come on, Paige. Do we really need this in our lives right now?", "Paige: Do we really need our sister marrying a cheater?", "Piper: Well...it was just a kiss, right? So, maybe it was his sister?", "Paige: Ew. That's disgusting. Sisters don't kiss brothers like that.", "Piper: Paige--", "Paige: Look, all I'm gonna do is find out who she really is. Phoebe's never gonna know.", "Piper: She's gonna kill ya.", "Paige: She's gonna thank me. All right, my dear. Have a great time at the play.", "Piper: Thanks. [Holding up pumpkin costume] Ha ha! How do you like me now?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Mandi's Demon: We're close.", "Demon #1: Pretty elaborate ritual you got us doing here. When do I get to know who you're planning to conjure?", "Mandi's Demon: You don't get to know.", "Demon #1: Actually, I think I do. Especially since I'm the only one who knows how to bring back a demon from the wasteland.", "Mandi's Demon: If you were the only one, I wouldn't need the boy, now would I?", "Demon #1: Why do you need him? What does he offer?", "Mandi's Demon: He offers...power, a power neither you or I possess, a power I'm going to need if I'm going to bring back the demon I have in mind.", "Demon #1: Tempus? Barbas? Zankou?", "Mandi's Demon: When it's time--", "Demon #1: Now... or I stop what I'm doing.", "Mandi's Demon: You dare challenge me?", "Demon #1: No, I just think I have the right to know what we're dealing with, that's all. Especially considering the inherent risk involved with kidnapping the son of a charmed one.", "Mandi's Demon: I'm not kidnapping him. I'm offering him a new home, a family, a place to express his full potential.", "Demon #1: Even if you lure him in here, what makes you think he'll stay?", "Mandi's Demon: Because I'm going to replace the mommy he lost, and the Source will replace his daddy.", "Demon #1: The Source? We can't bring him back.", "Mandi's Demon: You're right, we can't. Not without Wyatt, anyway. [She enters Mandi again] Any other questions?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Paige: I'm sorry. Is that yours?", "Sylvia: Is your name Sylvia, too?", "Paige: Sylvia? That's so funny. I thought I recognized you. How are you?", "Sylvia: Um...fine. Great. Thanks.", "Paige: You don't remember me, do you? That's okay. It was...a long time ago when we met, kind of a crowded party. Dex introduced us, actually.", "Sylvia: Oh, Dex! Right. You know, I'm sorry. I don't remember meeting you.", "Paige: Jo. Jo Bennet. I'm a--I'm an art dealer.", "Sylvia: Really? So am I. What firm?", "Paige: Oh! Um... well, I deal mostly with private collectors, you know, kind of hush-hush transactions, stuff like that-- how is Dex?", "Sylvia: Um, Dex is...good, I guess. Yeah, he just, uh-- he just had a show last week. It went really well. He's got some good stuff.", "Paige: Great, great. Are you two still going out?", "Sylvia: Dex and I? No. No, not anymore.", "Paige: Really? Are you sure about that?", "Sylvia: Uh...yeah. I think I'd remember that. Why are you asking?", "Paige: Oh, probably just a little strange thing. I was actually here, um, you know, yesterday, and I--I thought I saw you two kissing.", "Sylvia: Oh, yeah, that. Um... you know, that was nothing. We were just saying hello.", "Paige: Oh. Oh.", "Sylvia: We broke up months ago.", "Paige: That's great. No! That's awful. Sorry about that.", "Sylvia: Hey, it was fun while it lasted. You know, it still is fun once in a while, actually. If you, you know, include the break-up sx.", "Paige: Break-up sx?", "Sylvia: Yeah. Is there anything better? Listen, I gotta run. It was nice seeing you again.", "Paige: Yeah, it was... real nice seeing you.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Piper: What do you mean he's not a pumpkin?", "Mandi: Oh. I can't imagine how it slipped my mind. We decided mice costumes would be more comfortable.", "Piper: Oh, but Wyatt's really excited about being a pumpkin.", "Mandi: Oh. Poor thing. Maybe the problem is the green thing on his head.", "Piper: The... green thing is the stem, the stem of the pumpkin I was up all night making.", "Mom #1: And it's a cute pumpkin... really.", "Piper: Well, I think he should wear it.", "Mom #2: But this isn't about you now...is it?", "Piper: Excuse me?", "Mandi: Ladies. We all want the children to be happy, don't we? Especially Wyatt. He's been through so much lately.", "Mom #1: And losing his mother and all.", "Mandi: We don't want to traumatize him any further.", "Piper: Oh, no. He's not traumatized. I mean, he has me.", "Mandi: And you're doing the very best job you can... considering.", "Piper: Considering what?", "Mandi: How new you are at this, how overworked you must be.", "Mom #2: She's right. You do look exhausted.", "Piper: I'm fine... and Wyatt's fine. We're all fine. Now... if you'll just excuse me.", "Mandi: Sweetie, if you're worried about the mouse costume, I can whip one up for Wyatt in a jiffy.", "Piper: [Forced laugh] I can jiffy-whip one up myself, actually. [Cell phone rings]", "Mandi: Really, it's no problem. You've done quite enough already.", "Piper: Right. Leo? [Answers phone] Please tell me there's a demon somewhere because I really need to blow something up.", "Leo: Sorry. Everything's fine, except Billie wants to go to magic school.", "Piper: What? No.", "Leo: That's what I told her, too.", "Piper: Ooh! That woman is out to get me.", "Leo: Look, Piper, I think she's defiant, but I think her intentions are good.", "Piper: Well, she may seem nice and sweet, but there's something deeply tweaked beneath the surface.", "Leo: Come on, Piper, I don't think Billie--", "Piper: No, not Billie. Mandi... the \"Miss Too-Good-To-Be-True\" I've been griping about. Not only is she getting more cloyingly perfect with every moment, but now she is actually out to get me.", "Leo: Don't be ridiculous.", "Piper: Ugh! I wish I could just blow her up.", "Leo: Piper, you can't blow her up. She's not a demon.", "Piper: No, she's worse than a demon. She's a room mom!", "Leo: It's time to come home now, honey, okay?", "Piper: [Sighs & hangs up]", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Billie: Hi! All right. What'd she say? We're going to magic school or what?", "Leo: Uh, well, she said what I thought she'd say: No. It's too dangerous.", "Billie: Come on. Do you always listen to what she says? You guys used to live and breathe danger.", "Leo: Right, and now we're retired.", "Billie: Exactly. You're off being Ozzie and Harriet. It's my job to pick up the slack around here. I need to learn quick. And magic school has books, an apothecary, and really bitching weapons.", "Leo: Which you can read about in the textbooks.", "Billie: I'm done reading. I'm going to magic school.", "Leo: How?", "Billie: I'm a quick study.", "Leo: Okay, wait. We'll get-- [Billie throws down a potion]", "[Big cloud of smoke, then Billie & Leo are at magic school]", "Leo: --exposed. You did it.", "Billie: I did? How cool.", "Leo: Something's not right.", "Billie: Who are they? Are they students?", "Leo: No, they're demons.", "Billie: Demons? What are demons doing here?", "Leo: Taking over.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Leo: Okay. This is bad. This is really bad.", "Billie: He's kinda cute, though.", "Leo: No, they're not cute, okay? They're demons. Do you understand what that means, huh? Hurt, maim, kill.", "Billie: A lot of monosyllables. Got it.", "Leo: No, you don't have it. If they've taken over, it means they have access to everything, spells, maps, weapons.", "Billie: You know what? These might come in handy.", "Leo: Look, with everything here, they can wipe us all out, okay? Whitelighters, elders, gnomes.", "Billie: Witches?", "Leo: Everything.", "Billie: Okay, fine. What do we do?", "Leo: We gotta get out of here, fast.", "Billie: All right. Let's go. All right.", "Leo: So you brought the extra potion, right?", "Billie: No.", "Leo: You're kidding.", "Billie: Do I look like I think ahead? Come on. You used to run the place. How did you back get back and forth?", "Leo: Paige orbed me. Okay. There is a spell in one of these books, if we can find it.", "Billie: Okay. I'm listening.", "Leo: Okay. Here's what we're gonna do--", "[Two demons come around the corner and see them]", "Leo: Okay. Don't move. Don't say a word.", "Billie: Hyah! [She makes nunchucks fly off the wall to knock out the demons]", "Leo: Nice.", "Billie: Will you give me an hand?", "Leo: What are you doing?", "Billie: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Piper: [to an empty house] Leo? Leo?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Mandi: Let's see. What do we have in here? Oh...boy. Well, you don't want to eat this dry, yucky sandwich your guardian made, do you? Dumb old cousin! Dumb old guardian. Here you go. You can have this. All right?", "Wyatt: Mommy.", "Mandi: Mommy? Aww, sweetheart. Listen, I know you miss your mommy, but I'm here. And I love when you do your magic. I do. In fact, why don't we just orb this poo-poo sandwich right into that trash can? Can you do that? No one's watching. [He orbs it] Look at that. Good boy! Good boy! Good job! Let's do that again.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Paige: Okay. Okay. For Phoebe. [She makes herself look like Sylvia, then enters Dex's place]", "Dex: I created this one as a companion to the one I already sold you. Hi, Sylvia.", "Paige (as Sylvia): I hope I'm not interrupting.", "Dex: Actually, if you could just give--", "Customer: It's all right. We can come back.", "Dex: Are you sure?", "Customer: We need to think about it anyway. We'll call you.", "Dex: Thanks for coming by. Let me know what you think.", "Paige (as Sylvia): I hope I didn't screw up a sale.", "Dex: Uh, what are you doing here, Sylvia?", "Paige (as Sylvia): What, I'm fine in the sack, but I don't rate a work visit, huh?", "Dex: What?", "Paige (as Sylvia): Please. Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.", "Dex: But I don't know what you're talking about.", "Paige (as Sylvia): How quickly they forget. Okay, look, here's the deal, buster. It's over, all right? Finito. No mas. Yesterday's news, got it?", "Dex: Uh, no, not really.", "Paige (as Sylvia): Do I have to spell this out for you? I am done with the break-up s*x. It's not fair to me or anybody else that you might be... seeing at the moment, understand?", "Dex: Yeah, but--", "Paige (as Sylvia): Uh-uh. Forget it. No more freebies. It's time to make an honest man out of yourself. Be true to the one you love.", "Dex: What the hell are you talking about?", "Paige (as Sylvia): You know damn well what I'm talking about.", "Dex: We haven't slept together in over 2 months.", "Paige (as Sylvia): We haven't?", "Dex: No.", "Paige (as Sylvia): Do I...lie a lot?", "Dex: That's why we broke up.", "Phoebe: [Enters] Dex. Hey.", "Paige (as Sylvia): Phoebe!", "Phoebe: Excuse me?", "Paige (as Sylvia): Freebies. We were just talking about freebies.", "Dex: [Sighs] Julie, Sylvia.", "Phoebe: Hi. Nice to meet you.", "Paige (as Sylvia): Yeah. You, too. Oh, gosh. Look at the time. I gotta go. Nice meeting you. Take care. Bye-bye.", "Dex: Uh...ex-girlfriend.", "Phoebe: Uh-huh.", "Paige: [Outside Dex's place] Whew! Whew, whew, whew.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Billie: Would you just leave it alone? It looks hot.", "Leo: Really? Thanks...I think.", "[Demon walks toward them and bumps Billie as he passes]", "Billie: Hey! Watch it, buddy!", "Leo: Are you trying to get us killed?", "Billie: Well, we're supposed to be evil, not imps.", "Leo: Let's just find the spell, okay?", "Billie: Fine.", "[They walk into the main hall where all the demons are]", "Leo: Everything's out of order.", "Billie: What is?", "Leo: The books. Nothing's where it's supposed to be.", "Billie: What do you think they're doing?", "Leo: I don't know, but I don't want to hang around.", "[Mandi appears with Wyatt]", "Billie: Wyatt.", "Mandi: Welcome home, sweetie-pie. You want to play with the toys?", "Wyatt: Yeah.", "Mandi: Come over here...", "Billie: How did she even get Wyatt?", "Leo: I should have let Piper blow her up.", "Billie: What, you know her?", "Leo: Yeah, she's Wyatt's room mom, or so she said she was. What does she want with him?", "Billie: Wait, what-- where are you going?", "Leo: I'm going to see my son.", "Billie: Are you insane? Look around, you're gonna get us killed. You're gonna get me killed.", "Leo: [Sighs] We've got to get out of here. We gotta get help.", "Mandi: Feels good to be back at magic school, doesn't it? It's where you belong. [to Demon #1] Is everything ready?", "Demon #1: Yes. Although, are you sure you know what you're doing?", "Mandi: The boy trusts me, otherwise he would have orbed me--", "Demon #1: I wasn't talking about the boy. I was talking about the Source.", "Leo: [At the bookshelves] Found it.", "Billie: Who's the Source?", "Leo: The Source?", "Demon #1: I'm just saying, he could be pissed. After all, he never thought the Charmed Ones could vanquish him.", "Mandi: I'll handle him.", "Demon #1: How?", "Mandi: I'm bringing him back from the dead, aren't I? He'll owe me, plus he'll have a son of the Charmed One to raise as his very own. What better revenge is there than that?", "Leo: Okay, the spell's on page 86. You gotta get out of here.", "Billie: Wait, you want me to go by myself? Why?", "Leo: I'm not leaving my son.", "Billie: But you don't have any powers. I have powers. I should stay.", "Leo: Listen to me, there is nothing worse than the Source, do you understand me? I can't leave my son alone.", "Billie: Okay, just be careful. [She leaves with the spellbook]", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Teacher: Are you sure another family member didn't pick him up?", "Piper: Of course, I'm sure, otherwise I wouldn't be freaking out right now.", "Teacher: Ohh! Okay, okay, here, see? Nothing to worry about. Wyatt is with Mandi.", "Piper: Mandi?! You let him go with Mandi?", "Teacher: Well... she has sort of been looking out for him lately. I'm sure he's having the time of his life with her son as we speak.", "43CE8BDA.JPGPiper: Really? Then why is her son still here?! She would never--", "Teacher: Huh. Well, that's not like Mandi.", "Piper: Oh. She's a demon!", "Teacher: Jealousy is an ugly, ugly thing.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Paige enters the house]", "Phoebe: You crazy witch! That was you, I know it!", "[Phoebe tackles her]", "Paige: I was just trying to protect you.", "Phoebe: How, by posing as his ex?", "Paige: I thought he was cheating on you!", "Phoebe: I told you to stay out of it.", "Paige: I saw him kiss her!", "Phoebe: What?!", "[Door slams]", "Piper: Wyatt's been kidnapped, and Leo's missing.", "[They enter the attic]", "Piper: Seven years of doing this stuff, I should've known something wasn't right with Mandi. Nobody's that perfect, not even her.", "Phoebe: But she has a child and a husband.", "Piper: That's why I think a demon possessed her, to get to Wyatt. [Sighs] Somebody start scrying for him!", "Paige: Fine, I'm going, I'm going.", "Phoebe: Okay, I'm gonna work on the vanquishing potion. You work on the depossession spell.", "Piper: I can't believe I let her take him right out from under my nose. What was I doing?", "Paige: It's okay. We're gonna get him back.", "Piper: How? He could be anywhere.", "[Billie enters]", "Billie: He's at magic school.", "Phoebe: Hey, where did you come from?", "Piper: And how do you know that?", "Billie: Well, I just came from there. Leo stayed behind to keep an eye on Wyatt.", "Piper: Why are you wearing that?", "Billie: If I wasn't, I'd be dead. There's demons everywhere. They're taking over the place.", "Phoebe: What? How?", "Piper: Who cares? What do they want with Wyatt?", "Billie: They need him to help bring back the Source? Okay, Leo looked just like that when he heard that name. Who is this guy? I mean, how do we nail him?", "Piper: You don't. We do. You're not ready, trust me.", "Paige: Well, ladies, how are we enjoying our demon-free existence now?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Mandi: [To Wyatt] You can use all the magic you want here. Whatever you want, whenever you want. Isn't that fun? But first, I want you to help me bring back a special friend of ours, somebody who's going to be very, very happy to see you, okay?", "Wyatt: Yeah.", "Mandi: All right. Good. It'll be easy. I'll show you.", "Demon #1: Don't you want the Source to know the real you, so he knows you're a demon?", "Mandi: I don't want to risk scaring the child. Stand back. [Sweetly] Ready. Okay. We call to you that away was torn, return, master of all evil born. [To Wyatt] Put your finger in it. It'll make some really neat magic. [Deep breath]", "[The Source is thrown into the room out of a pentagram on the wall]", "Mandi: My lord.", "Source: Where am I? Who brought me back?", "Mandi: We did.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Mandi: It was me, actually, who brought you back.", "Source: Why?", "Mandi: Why else? Power. Yours, mine, his. One big, unstoppable, happy family.", "Source: What possible power could he have that I might covet?", "Mandi: Charmed power. That's right, he's the first born. The prophecy.", "Source: How did you get him away?", "Mandi: The Charmed Ones are dead. I'm sorry to spoil your fun.I'm sure you would have wanted revenge. Although, our raising him as evil might be even better, don't you think?", "Source: You've got it all work out, don't you? Except for one thing - why do I need you?", "Mandi: Because every mortal boy needs his mommy, and I'm sure you would enjoy being the head of a demonic dynasty.", "Source: [Hisses] What's your name, little boy?", "Leo: Let him be.", "Source: What did you say?", "Leo: You don't want to scare him. He's not used to our kind.", "Mandi: Who are you? I've never seen you before.", "Leo: I've been here. I've also been at the boy's house with Zankou.", "Source: Is that a fact?", "[Wyatt orbs himself over to Leo]", "Leo: That's how he knows me, obviously.", "Source: He seems to more than just know you.", "Mandi: Leave us.", "Source: Who are you?", "[The sisters orb into a room off one of the hallways]", "Phoebe: Billie was right. It's demon central.", "[They peek down the hall and hear Leo]", "Leo: Just trying to help you with the kid, that's all.", "Source: Now why don't I believe that?", "Piper: We gotta hurry. Leo's in trouble.", "Paige: Well, how are we gonna stop the Source if we have no potions?", "Piper: It's gonna take a lot more than potions.", "Paige: How'd you do it last time?", "Piper: Not the same way we're gonna do it this time.", "Phoebe: You have a plan?", "Piper: Yeah, and it starts with Mandi.", "Mandi: If you don't trust him, just kill him. Then we'll go on a family outing, slaughter a few innocents, have a picnic.", "Source: There's not a drop of evil in him. He's not a demon at all! Oh! This is too good to be true... Daddy.", "Mandi: What?! Wait. [Mandi's demon is thrust out of her body] What happened? Who did this?", "Piper: We did.", "[Leo picks up Wyatt and hides behind a couch]", "Source: I should have known the Charmed Ones weren't really dead. Only you've gone soft in my absence. without the Hollow, you can't hurt me.", "Piper: Oh, really? Hey, cupcake! [Blows up Mandi's demon]", "[As Mandi's demon is vanquished, the Source gets destroyed with her]", "Source: Aah! No! Aah!", "Pheobe: Talk about your ball and chain.", "Paige: I don't really understand. How did you-", "Piper: Well, she conjured him so they're connected. She goes, he goes.", "Phoebe: For eternity now.", "Paige: Okay, well, we probably should get out of here before any other demons recognize us.", "Phoebe: What are we gonna do with her? [Nods towards Mandi's body]", "Piper: Oh, come on. We don't need to save her. What? She's still too perky.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Paige: [Entering attic] Hey there.", "Billie: Hi.", "Paige: What are you still doing up?", "Billie: Oh, just studying.", "Paige: Yeah? Well, you should give it a bit of rest for tonight.", "Billie: Oh, thanks, but I just want to look up a few more things. You know, I didn't realize I had to learn how to vanquish vanquished demons.", "Paige: Yeah, well, that's the funny thing about here. Nobody really stays dead for long.", "Billie: Yeah, I'm noticing that. [Doorbell rings] Oh, wait, Paige.", "Paige: Yeah?", "Billie: Are you guys worried at all about demons being at magic school? Like, what can they do there?", "Paige: Yeah, we are pretty worried. So in that case, maybe you should stay up and study a little longer. [Exits]", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Phoebe: [Answers the door] Dex, hey. What are you doing here?", "Dex: I was hoping we could talk.", "Phoebe: Yeah, of course. Come on in.", "Dex: Um... look, I wanted to apologize for what happened earlier.", "Phoebe: Apologize?", "Dex: About Sylvia, I mean.", "Phoebe: Oh, you know, I don't think that you need to explain yourself about any of that.", "Dex: No, I do.", "Phoebe: No, I think I have a pretty good idea of what was going on.", "Dex: Actually, you don't. Not completely. There's nothing going on between Sylvia and I anymore, really.", "Phoebe: Okay, then why--", "Dex: We broke up a while ago. But I've sort of been staying in contact with her.", "Phoebe: Staying in contact?", "Dex: [Sighs] Look, I should have probably made a cleaner break than I did, but I guess I didn't realize that till today. I'm not looking for anybody else in my life right now, Julie. I just want you. Forgive me? [He leans in to kiss her]", "Phoebe: Hold that thought. [She turns and walks to the stairs where Paige is watching]", "Paige: Hi. Don't mind", "me, I was just, um-- I was just coming to say good-night.", "Phoebe: No, you weren't, but thank you.", "Paige: For what?", "Phoebe: For butting in.", "Paige: Well, you're welcome.", "Phoebe: Just don't do it again.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Piper: Pinch me.", "Leo: Why?", "Piper: [Chuckles] 'Cause I can't believe we're actually going to see a real, live, normal, school play.", "Leo: Hard to believe.", "Piper: Yeah. Still, you know, we should let Wyatt blow off some magical steam every now and then.", "Leo: Good idea. See Mandi over there?", "Piper: Yeah. If she only knew.", "Leo: She might. [Chuckles] Maybe on some cellular level. [Whispers] Might make her more likeable.", "Piper: [Whispers] I doubt it.", "[Applause as the kids take the stage]", "Leo: Doesn't get more perfect than this.", "[Piper smiles]" ]	Charmed	08x04	Desperate Housewitches	bunniefuu
Charmed_08x05.json	[ "Unaware that she is being watched, Billie jeopardizes the Charmed Ones' new lives when Agent Murphy of Homeland Security, who has suspected all along that she and the \"cousins\" are involved in supernatural activities and that the Halliwell sisters are not dead, spots her using her powers to save an innocent. Meanwhile, Phoebe's planned overnight trip with Dex starts with an unexpected assist from Billie and comes to a surprising conclusion when Billie casts a spell from the book of shadows intending to help and to make her happy, with unexpected consequences. Both Paige and Phoebe, having repeatedly questioned the manner the three are living conclude that the situation is untenable as they are constantly living a lie with those they would trust, and innocents are suffering as well. As that happens, Agent Murphy having already approached Billie, confronts Piper and makes plain that he feels the world needs their continued ministrations. Billie sets a trap for the Demons and vanquishes the imp-master while the power of the three vanquish its master from ambush. At the end of the episode, the three agree that the masquerade should be canceled and uncast the magic which had disguised them. Approaching Agent Murphy, the three cut a deal to have him cover for them explaining away the inconvenience of their faked deaths as being due to national security concerns which allows them to resume life as themselves." ]	[ "[TRIQUETRA]", "[Scenes from 8X01: Still Charmed and Kicking]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC -- DAY]", "(Phoebe reads a spell from the Book of Shadows as everyone watches.)", "PHOEBE: (reciting)", "I call upon the ancient powers to mask us now and in future hours. Hide us well and thoroughly, But not from those we call family.\" FLASH TO:", "[TITLE LOGO: CHARMED]", "NARRATOR (HOLLY MARIE COMBS): (v.o.) Previously on \"Charmed\" ..", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC -- DAY]", "(Piper, Phoebe, Paige and Leo stand in front of the mirror looking at their 'new' reflections.)", "PAIGE: Oh, my goodness. Is that me?", "PIPER: Is it the you you envisioned?", "PIPER: You know, this just might work.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - KITCHEN -- DAY]", "(Victor and Leo talk.)", "VICTOR BENNETT: Being magical is part of who they are. You may have been able", "to change your identities, but you didn't change that.", "[Scene from 8X04: Desperate Housewitches]", "[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY -- DAY]", "(Piper talks with Paige)", "PIPER: (wistfully) No. I guess I just miss the old me a little.", "TRIQUETRA FLASH TO:", "[Scene from 8X01: Still Charmed and Kicking]", "[INT. THE BAY MIRROR - ELEVATOR - DAY]", "(Phoebe introduces herself to Dex Lawson.)", "PHOEBE: Dex Lawson. Nice to meet you, Dex.", "DEX LAWSON: You, too.", "(They shake hands and Phoebe has a premonition.)", "(Quick premonition of: [EXT. MANOR - FRONT PORCH - DAY] Phoebe is in a wedding", "dress; Dex is in a tux. And they're kissing.)", "(Dex carries Phoebe over the threshold and into the house.)", "(End of premonition. Resume to present.)", "TRIQUETRA FLASH TO:", "[Scene from 8X04: Desperate Housewitches]", "[INT. MANOR - DINING ROOM - DAY]", "(Phoebe eagerly stands over the various research books on the table.)", "PHOEBE: He's the one, according to every magical calculation there is, it all", "times out perfectly. You know, my vision of us getting married, when I'm supposed to get pregnant. All of it. TRIQUETRA FLASH TO:", "[Scene from 8X02: Malice in Wonderland]", "[INT. SEWERS - DAY]", "(Billie talks with the Charmed Ones.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: I can help you guys fight the demons so you don't have to do it", "all the time.", "PIPER: What's the catch?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Teach me everything you know about witchcraft.", "[Scene from 8X03: Run, Piper, Run]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "BILLIE JENKINS: (eagerly) So when can we go vanquish demons?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "END OF PREVIOUSLY ON", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC -- DAY]", "(Paige puts the map of the area down on the table. The map has three red sticker dots on it.)", "PAIGE: Okay. Three dead innocents, three weeks, all near memorial hospital.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Yes, and one witch that's gonna vanquish a whole lot of --", "PAIGE: Nothing.", "BILLIE JENKINS: What?", "PAIGE: Nothing. Look, all we need you to do is surveillance, especially because it's your first solo outing.", "BILLIE JENKINS: (groans) Oh, come on!", "PAIGE: How can you vanquish a demon until you know what you're up against?", "BILLIE JENKINS: I'll bring extra potions.", "PAIGE: No. You are going to go, you are going to I.D. the demon, and then you are gonna come up with a plan after that.", "BILLIE JENKINS: You know, I just have one question. Are you guys really this overly protective or are you just afraid of letting go?", "PAIGE: What?", "BILLIE JENKINS: There's got to be a reason you keep holding me back. Or maybe you just secretly wanna be out there doing it yourself.", "PAIGE: That's ridiculous. First of all, I don't want to be fighting demons anymore let alone teaching you how to fight demons anymore.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Great. Then loosen the leash a little and let me show you what I can do.", "PAIGE: 'Cause I'd really rather you not die.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Okay.", "PAIGE: Go get my car, drive to the hospital, find out who's attacking the innocents, okay? We'll go from there.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Okay. You got it.", "(Billie heads for the attic door. Paige turns around and stops her.)", "PAIGE: Hey. Billie, empty those pockets.", "BILLIE JENKINS: What?", "PAIGE: Empty 'em, missy.", "(Billie takes out two potions vials and places them on the table. She again heads for the door. Paige again stops her.)", "PAIGE: Back ones, too. (Billie sighs and removes a third potions vial and brass knuckles. She puts them on the side table.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: You guys are so not fun.", "(Billie leaves. Paige shakes her head.)", "FLASH CUTS TO:", "[EXT. VARIOUS SAN FRANCISCO CITY (STOCK) - DAY]", "[EXT. STREET INTERSECTION / ALLEY -- DAY]", "(Antosis desperately shouts to anyone on the street who will help him.)", "ANTOSIS: Somebody please help me! My wife is trapped. I can't get --", "(A man rushes up to him.)", "MAN: Hey, buddy, what's wrong?", "ANTOSIS: I crashed my car. My wife, she's pregnant. She's pinned, I can't get", "her out -", "MAN: Where is she?", "ANTOSIS: (points) She's down there. Please, please help me! (The man takes off running in the direction Antosis points. Antosis follows behind. He looks in the direction the man went and concentrates. He lifts up his hands and a swarm of red bee-like creatures appear. He motions and the creatures zoom off after the man.)", "(Antosis shimmers out.)", "[EXT. ALLEYWAY - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(The helpful man runs into an alleyway. He runs in and doesn't see anything. He stops.)", "MAN: Hey, where did you say she is? (He turns around and sees the red bee-like creatures appear and swarm straight for him. He yells and raises his arms to protect himself.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. STREET NEAR ALLEYWAY - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(Billie pulls up to the curb in front of the alleyway. She parks the car and gets out.)", "MAN: (shouts) (o.s.) Help!", "[EXT. ALLEYWAY - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(In the alleyway, the man is being attacked and cut by the swarming red creatures.)", "MAN: Ah!", "(He screams.)", "[EXT. STREET NEAR ALLEYWAY - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(Out on the street, Billie hears him scream. She looks around and heads for the alley.)", "[EXT. ALLEYWAY - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(In the alley, the creatures continue their attach on him. Billie runs in and sees the man fall to his knees. She waves her hands and one-by-one, the creatures explode.)", "(The man is on the ground, his arms covered with cuts.)", "(The swarming creatures move over to Billie. She continues to kick and hit the creatures. Finally, she reaches out and grabs one of the flying creatures. It's a tiny red Imp with a spear. The Imp squirms, trying to get out of her grip.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Eew! Gross! (A second Imp flies by and cuts Billie on her upper arm. She lets the first Imp go and grabs her arm.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Ow!", "(She looks at the cut on her arm.)", "(The Imps fly off and leave the alley. Billie runs over to the Man and helps him up. )", "BILLIE JENKINS: Ok, come on. We need to get you to a hospital. Come on.", "(He gets to his feet and she helps him out of the alley.)", "[EXT. STREET NEAR ALLEYWAY - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(Outside the alley and sitting in his car, Agent Murphy watches the alley entrance through a pair of binoculars.) (He sees Billie helping the man out of the alley. He puts the binoculars down and watches her.)", "FADE TO", "END OF TEASER", "ROLL TITLE CREDITS", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - NIGHT]", "PIPER: (v.o.) Oh, come on. It's only for a few hours tomorrow, ...", "[INT. MANOR - PIPER'S BEDROOM - NIGHT]", "(Piper is putting on her make-up and talking with Paige.)", "PIPER: ... and you yourself said you haven't been meeting any cute guys lately.", "(Paige walks into the room and starts pacing around Piper.)", "PAIGE: Okay, there are not gonna be any cute guys there because they're all", "desperate, and that is why they are doing speed dating.", "(She stops, puts her hands on her hips and glares at Piper.)", "PIPER: That's not necessarily true.", "PAIGE: Oh, yeah, then how come you're so nervous about having it at the club?", "PIPER: Hey, it wasn't my idea. It was Dad's idea, as was bingo night. I'm", "just trying to do a little damage control.", "PAIGE: Well, you cancelled that, so cancel this.", "PIPER: I can't. It's too late. Which is why I need your help. Come on. I need to up the babe quotient a little.", "PAIGE: So you're pimping me out.", "PIPER: What? Do you wanna be homeless? Because that's what's gonna happen if we lose our only source of income.", "PAIGE: Thanks, Missy Guilt Giver.", "PIPER: I will resort to whatever I have to. Besides, you might actually meet someone you like.", "PAIGE: (scoffs) Yeah.", "(Leo walks in carrying Baby Chris.)", "LEO: Baby Tylenol?", "PIPER: Top shelf. How is he feeling?", "LEO: Ah, the fever's going down. I'm gonna put him down early.", "PIPER: How's Wyatt?", "(Leo heads into the nursery.)", "LEO: Oh, you know ... doing better. You know, I think he should stay at your", "dad's another day or so, just to be on the safe side. (Leo comes out of the nursery and stops next to Piper in front of the mirror. Piper's new look is taller than Leo's new look.)", "LEO: I think I like your other alias better.", "PIPER: Well, too bad. Get used to it.", "(Leo walks away. He passes Phoebe coming in on his way out of the room.)", "PHOEBE: Hey, can I borrow a suitcase?", "PIPER: Closet.", "PAIGE: So is Julie gonna be helping with the speed dating?", "(Phoebe checks herself in the mirror as Piper sits on the bed to put her shoes on.)", "PHOEBE: Nope. I'm ovulating.", "PIPER: What?", "PHOEBE: You know, eggs, fertility, baby making?", "PAIGE: Yeah, I got it. I know what ovulating is, thank you.", "PHOEBE: Well, I'm supposed to get pregnant by Dex, right? What better place to try than Napa?", "(Phoebe walks into Piper's closet to get the suitcase.)", "PAIGE: Uh, I thought your premonition was about you getting married to Dex.", "PHOEBE: Well, one step at a time. At least, that's what my star chart keeps", "saying. I gotta get to work.", "(Phoebe emerges from the closet, the suitcase in tow behind her.)", "PAIGE: Work? What happened to love?", "PHOEBE: No time for that. Destiny calls.", "(Phoebe leaves. Piper and Paige sigh.)", "PAIGE: Is that what we've been reduced to? Loveless s*x ... pimping?", "PIPER: Yes.", "(Billie comes down the attic stairs. Piper sees her and jumps up to get her attention.)", "PIPER: Billie!", "BILLIE JENKINS: Yeah?", "PIPER: Just the girl I was looking for. Are you by any chance single?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Why?", "PAIGE: Forget it, Piper. She's not even old enough to drink. (to Billie) So, how did the surveillance go?", "BILLIE JENKINS: The surveillance? It was fine. It was great. It was totally fine.", "PAIGE: Okay. Did you I.D. the demon?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Um ... you know, actually, I--", "(The doorbell rings.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: I'll get that.", "(Billie leaves to get the door. Piper and Paige sense something fishy is happening.)", "(On her way through the hallway, Billie pauses.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Ow.", "(She checks the bandage on her upper arm, tucks her sleeve back down over it and heads out to answer the door.)", "(Unknown to her, Phoebe is watching, her bedroom door partially open.)", "PHOEBE: Uh ... Paige?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - FRONT DOOR - NIGHT - CONTINUOUS]", "(Billie opens the door and finds Agent Murphy standing outside.)", "AGENT MURPHY: Hi.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Hi. Can I help you?", "AGENT MURPHY: Yeah, I think you can. Agent Murphy, Homeland Security. (He", "shows her his ID.) We need to talk. FLASH TO:", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - STUDY -- NIGHT]", "(The closet door opens. Antosis goes through the closet of clothes. Behind him, the Imp Master talks)", "IMP MASTER: Please, it wasn't their fault, Antosis. The witch surprised them. They -- they weren't prepared.", "ANTOSIS: Except ... you told me that they could handle surprises. That's one of the reasons why I brought you and your little pests here in the first place. Killing Good Samaritans, placing my mark across entire neighborhoods ... and of course, the ever-present risk of the unexpected. For example, now.", "(He selects a jacket.)", "IMP MASTER: Now?", "ANTOSIS: Do I kill you? Or do I give you and your toothy friends another shot", "at helping me get that territory?", "IMP MASTER: Well, of course, if I have a choice, I would rather --", "ANTOSIS: You don't.", "(Antosis puts the jacket on.)", "IMP MASTER: We've helped you get this far, haven't we? Replacing us now might,", "uh, set you back, open up the territory to other demons.", "ANTOSIS: What about your witch?", "IMP MASTER: She won't surprise us again. She can't. We'll be waiting for her next time. FLASH TO:", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM/ FOYER -- NIGHT]", "(Agent Murphy talks with Billie.)", "AGENT MURPHY: I've been following you, Billie ... for a while now.", "BILLIE JENKINS: You have? Why?", "AGENT MURPHY: I think you know why.", "BILLIE JENKINS: If I knew why, I wouldn't ask why, would I?", "AGENT MURPHY: Cute.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Thanks.", "AGENT MURPHY: Wasn't a compliment. Look, I'm just trying to solve a mystery", "here, Billie, in the process, you know, maybe save a few innocent lives, but I'm gonna need your help to do that. I'm gonna need you to come clean about ... what it is that brought you here and what you know about the Halliwell sisters.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Who?", "(He gives her his card.)", "AGENT MURPHY: Call anytime. Call. Soon.", "(He turns and leaves, closing the door behind him.)", "(Billie turns, and before she can take a couple steps, Piper, Phoebe and Paige are coming down the stairs.)", "[INT. MANOR - MAIN HALL/SITTING ROOM - NIGHT -- CONTINUOUS]", "PIPER: Who was that?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Oh, that? That guy? Um ... just a guy. From Homeland", "Security.", "PHOEBE: What?", "PIPER: What did he say? What did he want?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Well, he said that ... he's been following me.", "PAIGE: Why?", "BILLIE JENKINS: I don't know. He probably thinks I know something about you guys.", "PHOEBE: Great. Just great.", "PAIGE: Did he follow you to the hospital?", "PIPER: What hospital?", "PAIGE: You didn't use your powers, did you?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Well, I had no choice. The imps were attacking an innocent.", "PIPER: Imps?", "BILLIE JENKINS: According to the book, imps are these gremlin-like creatures, but way nastier.", "PIPER: I know what imps are.", "PHOEBE: If he saw her use magic, we're screwed.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Why? He can't prove you're alive. You don't even look like you.", "PHOEBE: Well, he must have known you were connected to us somehow. Otherwise, he wouldn't be following you, right? You shouldn't have sent her out.", "PAIGE: She was just supposed to go and ID the demon.", "BILLIE JENKINS: That's all that I did! Look, imps have an imp master, so if we attack the imp master, we can -", "PIPER: No, Billie. They're guns for hire. They could be working for any demon.", "BILLIE JENKINS: That's what I'm saying. We get the Imp Master so he can tell us exactly where they are.", "PHOEBE: (interrupts) No. We're not gonna do anything.", "BILLIE JENKINS: But I think --", "PIPER: (interrupts) No buts. She's right. If they're watching you, that means they're watching us, and we need to be careful.", "PAIGE: So what are we supposed to do?", "PIPER: We just act normally and live our lives and hopefully he'll go away, sooner or later. We'll go to P-3 tomorrow just like we planned and --", "PAIGE: (groans) Great!", "PIPER: (to Phoebe) And you'll go to Napa with Dex.", "PHOEBE: Well, I can't go now.", "PIPER: Why? He's gonna be here in a few minutes.", "PHOEBE: Well, let's just say I'm not in the mood anymore. This ruse isn't really working very well, is it?", "PIPER: Well, maybe we need to give it a little more time.", "BILLIE JENKINS: You guys, I'm so sorry.", "PHOEBE: It's okay, sweetie. It's not your fault.", "(Phoebe turns and leaves.)", "PAIGE: So much for happily ever after.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC -- NIGHT]", "(Billie is going through the Book of Shadows, flipping the pages, looking for a spell.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Oh, come on, come on, come on! There's got to be some way to fix this.", "(She stops on the page for a Sleep Spell.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: I could put Murphy to sleep. No, no. That won't work.", "(She flips past a \"Dragon Warlock\" page and stops on \"To Make a Lover's Dream Come True\" spell.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: \"To make a lover's dream come true.\" Hmm. Well, maybe at least this one will help Phoebe out.", "(The doorbell rings.)", "(Billie picks up the Book of Shadows and carries it over to the potions table.)", "INTERCUT WITH:", "[INT. MANOR - FOYER -- NIGHT]", "(Phoebe opens the front door and finds Dex Lawson on the doorstep.)", "PHOEBE: Dex!", "DEX LAWSON: Hey. (He sees her less than enthusiastic response at their", "excursion.) Uh ... what's wrong?", "PHOEBE: Uh ... I'm so sorry.", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - NIGHT]", "(Billie starts the spell.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: (reading)", "Hear these words, hear my rhyme, bless these two in this time, bring them both into the fold, help them now cross love's threshold. (Billie throws the ingredient into the cauldron where it explodes, a cloud of white smoke rising out of it.)", "[INT. MANOR - FOYER -- NIGHT]", "PHOEBE: Please believe me, this has nothing to do with you. It's just --", "DEX LAWSON: Just what?", "PHOEBE: Well ...", "(Phoebe steps over the threshold and out onto the porch. A golden glow rises up from the ground and dissolves into them.) (Phoebe looks at Dex. Dex looks at Phoebe. Suddenly, Phoebe desperately grabs Dex and they kiss each other passionately.)", "PHOEBE: (eagerly) What are we waiting for?", "DEX LAWSON: I don't know. Let's go.", "(He takes her hand and they leave.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. SAN FRANCISCO CITY SKYLINE (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. P-3 -- DAY]", "(Piper hits the bell several times. She turns and talks to the DJ.)", "PIPER: Hi. Listen, top forty only. Really, one power ballad, and you'll never", "DJ in this state again. Seriously. (Piper and Paige walk around P-3 putting the final touches on the tables. She calls over one of the workers.)", "PIPER: Hi. You. Come here, come here, come here. Table 8. Water spots on the glass. Please fix it, fix it, fix it. (The worker heads over to table 8. Piper yells out.) Jeff, did you do the final sound check?", "JEFF: (o.s.) Yes. I sure did.", "(Paige and Piper head over to the bar.)", "PAIGE: Okay, you need to relax just a little bit.", "PIPER: I'll have plenty of time to relax when this thing tanks.", "PAIGE: Why are you worried? This is not gonna tank.", "PIPER: Because it's what I do best, okay? Dave, where are the mints? We need", "mints on the table if we're gonna match make here. (Someone hands Dave the mints.) Thank you. People, help me out. (to Paige) Okay, so listen, be nice and try not to blow anyone off until at least the second round.", "PAIGE: I'm here, aren't I?", "PIPER: Okay. (to the man at the door) All right, let 'em in.", "(The daters enter the club.)", "(A particularly geeky looking young man comes down the stairs. He looks at Paige and Piper and smiles. Paige and Piper both smile back at him. The young man's smile gets bigger as he goes to find a seat.)", "(Piper has a huge grin on her face as she looks at Paige.)", "PAIGE: (under her breath) You so owe me.", "(Piper giggles.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - PORCH -- DAY]", "(Phoebe and Dex are kissing on the front porch. Phoebe is in a white wedding gown while Dex is wearing a tux.)", "DEX LAWSON: I love you, Mrs. Lawson.", "PHOEBE: Oh, say it again.", "DEX LAWSON: Mrs. Lawson.", "(They kiss.)", "PHOEBE: I love it.", "(Phoebe picks up the key and unlocks the front door.)", "DEX LAWSON: Uh -- wait. I have to carry my bride across the threshold, don't", "I?", "PHOEBE: (eagerly) Ooh!", "(Dex picks Phoebe up in his arms and he carries her over the threshold.)", "[INT. MANOR - FOYER - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(As soon as Dex's foot touches the floor inside the house and over the threshold, a golden magical glow rises up from the ground and dissolves over them.) (Phoebe and Dex look around, puzzled as to what's going on. Dex drops Phoebe and she falls to the floor.)", "PHOEBE: Wha --", "(He looks around, then realizes that he's dropped her.)", "DEX LAWSON: Oh, what happened?", "(He helps her up.)", "PHOEBE: Well, you dropped me. That's what happened!", "DEX LAWSON: Look, I'm sorry.", "PHOEBE: You should be sorry.", "(Phoebe stops, looking at what Dex is wearing.)", "DEX LAWSON: Wh-I -", "(Dex looks at Phoebe's wedding gown. Phoebe looks down at her gown.)", "DEX LAWSON: Why was I just carrying you?", "PHOEBE: What are you wearing? What am I wearing?", "(She looks at the ring on her finger and gasps.)", "PHOEBE: Oh!", "DEX LAWSON: Did we just do what I think we just did?", "(Phoebe hyperventilates.)", "PHOEBE: You ... and just -- I need a -", "(Phoebe leaves to find out what's going on.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(Billie is in the attic taking notes from the Book of Shadows.)", "(Phoebe rungs into the attic.)", "PHOEBE: What did you do to me?", "(Billie's eyes widen when she sees Phoebe in a wedding dress.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. P-3 -- DAY]", "(Dave monitors the stop watch. He stops the watch, then hits the bell. The male daters stand and move tables.) (The place seems to be running smoothly. There are many different types of people in the club and even more walk in. Piper stands near the bar watching everyone.)", "(Date 1 sits at Paige's table.)", "DATE 1: Tell me, was your dad a thief?", "PAIGE: No. Why?", "DATE 1: 'Cause he stole the stars and put 'em in your eyes.", "(The bell dings.)", "(Date 2 sits across from Paige.)", "DATE 2: Yo, if I could rearrange the letter of the alphabet, you and I ...", "would be together. Uhh!", "(Paige shakes her head.)", "(The bell dings.)", "(The men get up and change tables.)", "(Paige looks tired. Whit settles down at Paige's table.)", "WHIT: You look like you need a break.", "PAIGE: Yeah, I'm just a ... little overwhelmed.", "WHIT: You wanna sit this session out?", "(Paige turns and looks at Whit. He's actually nice-looking. She smiles.)", "PAIGE: No! No, actually, it'd be ... perfectly great if you stayed.", "WHIT: Okay. Well, my name's Whit.", "PAIGE: Hello, Whit.", "(They shake hands.)", "(Meanwhile, at the bar, Piper is working at her laptop. Nick takes the seat next to her.)", "NICK: Hey. I'm Nick.", "PIPER: Hi. I'm married.", "NICK: Yeah, I know. I read your bio, Jamie. I work for 415 magazine, and I came here to do a piece on failing clubs, but apparently, I'm in the wrong place.", "(He chuckles.)", "PIPER: Oh, yeah?", "NICK: Yeah, yeah. It seems you made speed dating cool. And that's news. So", "I'd like to figure out how you did it. What do you say I interview you around six o'clock tonight?", "PIPER: Uh ... six? Uh -- yeah. Sure.", "NICK: See you then.", "(He smiles and leaves. Piper's phone rings. She answers it.)", "PIPER: (to phone) Hello? (shouts) Billie did what?!", "(Whit has Paige's attention with the story he's telling her.)", "WHIT: So I said, \"How much for the tool?\" And I been working at Homes for", "Humanity ever since.", "PAIGE: (chuckles) I think, uh ... you might just be too good to be true.", "WHIT: Ditto.", "(Piper leans forward.)", "PIPER: Hello. Sorry to interrupt. Um ... I just got a call, and, uh, we need", "to go home.", "PAIGE: Yeah, well, now's not really a great time.", "PIPER: Mm-hmm. But it's a family emergency.", "(Paige chuckles.)", "PAIGE: (to Whit) Excuse me. (Paige stands up and they step aside.) Okay. I", "thought we were done with those.", "PIPER: Uh, well, apparently not.", "PAIGE: Fine. You take this one. I'll take the next.", "PIPER: Listen, Jo -", "PAIGE: Look, I did you a favor by letting you drag me here. Now you do me a favor by letting me stay.", "PIPER: Fine. Be that way.", "PAIGE: Fine. I will.", "(Paige leaves Piper and heads back to her table.)", "PAIGE: Ah! Sorry about that. Where were we?", "(They smile at each other.)", "(Piper leaves.)", "(The man sitting at the bar turns around to look back at them. It's Agent Murphy.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - FOYER -- DAY]", "(Dex paces the foyer waiting for Phoebe. In the background, we can hear Phoebe's muffled voice from upstairs.)", "(The front door opens and Piper walks in.)", "PIPER: Hi!", "DEX LAWSON: Hi.", "PIPER: Dex, right?", "DEX LAWSON: Right.", "PIPER: I'm Julie. Jamie. Julie's cousin.", "DEX LAWSON: Ah.", "PIPER: Uh ... where's the lucky bride?", "(Dex turns and looks upstairs. We can still hear Phoebe's muffled voice.)", "PIPER: Excuse me.", "(Piper heads upstairs.)", "(Just then, Leo walks out of the kitchen carrying Baby Chris.)", "LEO: Who are you?", "DEX LAWSON: Um ...", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Phoebe and Billie are still arguing.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Um ... I was just trying to help!", "PHOEBE: How is this helping?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Well, I didn't mean for you to get married!", "PHOEBE: Well, you know what? I did. And I cannot believe that you used magic", "when we specifically told you not to!", "BILLIE JENKINS: I thought you just meant demon magic, not innocent magic.", "PHOEBE: Oh, really? And this is innocent?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Well ... you look fabulous!", "PHOEBE: You know what? Don't try to butter me up with a compliment, Missy!", "(Piper walks in.)", "PIPER: Are you out of your mind? What did you do now?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Do I have to start from the beginning again?", "PIPER: I can't believe you did this, with Agent Murphy watching our every move!", "PHOEBE: Skip down. I already went through that with her.", "BILLIE JENKINS: I still don't know what I did was so bad.", "PHOEBE: This -- this is what's bad!", "PIPER: Whoa - -hey! Wow, that's huge!", "BILLIE JENKINS: Look, you guys, I am so sorry, all right? I know I screwed up", "with the imps and -- which, actually, I really don't think that I did -- and then I felt bad, like I ruined your lives. I just wanted to fix it. That's it!", "PIPER: By getting them married?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Well, no, no. Not exactly. But she was supposed to get married anyway, right?", "PHOEBE: Yeah, but normally, not magically.", "BILLIE JENKINS: How do you know? How do you know it wasn't supposed to happen exactly like this? She foresaw it, right? She knew it was gonna happen.", "PIPER: That is completely besides the point!", "BILLIE JENKINS: I don't think so.", "PIPER: Well, I do, and I'm older, so what I think counts more.", "(Billie groans with frustration.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Uhh!", "PHOEBE: (less angry) Uh ... maybe she's right. I mean, maybe this is how it", "was supposed to happen. How else would you explain Dex and I getting married so quickly?", "PIPER: I'm confused. Are we mad at her or not?", "(Billie shakes her head hopefully.)", "PHOEBE: We're not.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Oh! Yes! Good. Now can I go back to looking for the Imp", "Demon?", "PHOEBE: No!", "PIPER: No!", "BILLIE JENKINS: No? What about the next innocent? What we have learned about this specific demon is if we don't get him, he's gonna keep going after these people!", "PHOEBE: Billie, if we get exposed, we may never be able to help an innocent again. Do you understand that?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Yeah, but don't -", "PIPER: (interrupts) Billie, she's right. You gotta pick your battles, and right now, this is not one of them.", "(Billie sighs.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. STREET -- DAY]", "(A woman rushes out of a building. She runs up to Antosis.)", "NURSE: I'm a nurse. Where is he? My son.", "ANTOSIS: He's at the bottom of the fire escape. He's not moving!", "NURSE: Call 911!", "(She turns and runs into the alleyway. Antosis again summons and sends the Imps after her. The red swarm goes into the alley after the nurse.)", "(We hear her scream.)", "NURSE: Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah--", "(The Imps return to Antosis. (From the shadows, the Imp Master steps out from the side of the building. He grabs one Imp and absorbs them all into his body.)", "(Antosis steps up to him.)", "ANTOSIS: Where's your witch?", "IMP MASTER: Maybe we scared her off last time.", "ANTOSIS: If she came once, she'll be back. Witches can't help but help other", "people. It's their fatal flaw.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. MANOR - SECOND FLOOR HALLWAY/STAIRS -- DAY]", "(Phoebe exits her bedroom, changed out of her wedding dress. Piper is on her heels.)", "PIPER: What are you gonna say to him?", "PHOEBE: I don't know. I'm just gonna wing it.", "PIPER: Wing it? He's married. Don't you think he's gonna want to know why?", "PHOEBE: Well, he doesn't have to know it was magic.", "PIPER: Still, what is he gonna think?", "PHOEBE: Maybe that he got really drunk? (They head downstairs.) I mean, the point is, it happened. So that's what I have to focus him on -- for his sake and mine.", "PIPER: Wait, Phoebe, hold it. Hang on a second. Hang on. You're really gonna go through with this thing?", "PHOEBE: I don't have a choice.", "PIPER: Yeah, but Phoebe --", "PHOEBE: I know that this is not my Cinderella wedding, okay? But I also know that everything happens for a reason. So I have to just go with it.", "PIPER: Till death do you part?", "(Before she can answer, she hears Leo and Dex from the next room.)", "LEO and DEX: Whoo! Yes!", "(They head into the Conservatory to find them.)", "[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Leo and Dex are watching the football game on television.)", "DEX: Man!", "LEO: Oh, man!", "LEO: Oh, man did you see that move?", "DEX LAWSON: Can you believe he held on to that thing?", "(Phoebe and Piper enter the room.)", "PIPER: Hi. How's it going?", "LEO: It's good. We're watching the game. Did you know Dex here used to play?", "PHOEBE: No. I didn't know that.", "DEX LAWSON: Just a little college ball. Nothing, really.", "(Leo nudges him with his elbow, impressed nevertheless.)", "LEO: Oh, come on. Nothing, really.", "PIPER: Uh, honey, I gotta get back to the club.", "LEO: Okay. Well, I'll see you tonight.", "(Leo turns back to the television.)", "PIPER: Don't you wanna ... walk me to the door?", "(He looks at her and sees her motioning for him to go with her. He gets the hint.)", "LEO: Oh, uh, y-sure. Um. It was nice meeting you. Congratulations.", "DEX LAWSON: Thanks.", "(Leo and Piper leave.)", "(Phoebe picks up the remote and turns the television set off.)", "[INT. MANOR - FOYER - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Piper and Leo head for the door.)", "PIPER: (whispers) Aren't you even remotely surprised that they're married?", "LEO: Not at all. She had that premonition.", "(Piper picks up her bag.)", "PIPER: Yeah, okay. Forget it. Listen, just try and give them a little space,", "okay? I have to go. I've got an interview.", "LEO: An interview? Really, about what?", "PIPER: About P-3 and me ... or, you know, the me they think I am.", "LEO: It's still the same you. At least on the inside. You should be excited.", "PIPER: I am. Bye. (She kisses her and Chris.) Bye, baby.", "(Piper turns and leaves.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Phoebe talks with Dex.)", "DEX LAWSON: You changed.", "PHOEBE: Those things aren't very comfortable.", "DEX LAWSON: Do you even remember how you got it?", "PHOEBE: No.", "DEX LAWSON: Yeah, me neither. Look, Julie, I don't know what's going on here,", "but ... if you want to go down to city hall and get this fixed ...", "PHOEBE: To get it annulled?", "DEX LAWSON: Well, yeah.", "PHOEBE: Is that what you want?", "DEX LAWSON: Look, I don't know what I want. It's just really weird. One minute we're off to Napa, and the next minute we're like going ...", "PHOEBE: Yeah. I know. I mean, it's weird for me, too.", "DEX LAWSON: Yeah?", "PHOEBE: Yeah.", "DEX LAWSON: Somehow you seem like ... okay with it. I mean, the fact that we just got married.", "PHOEBE: No. I mean, I'm not ok with it. (Phoebe sits down.) It's just ... things happened to me in my life, and I've learned to accept them, you know? I've had to.", "DEX LAWSON: This sort of thing happens to you all the time?", "PHOEBE: Well, no. Not exactly this, but ... you know, other things have. And it always turns out okay. And I guess I've just learned to trust that.", "(Dex sits down next to her.)", "DEX LAWSON: Even though we have no idea how we got married.", "PHOEBE: Well, I kinda feel like that part's irrelevant. I mean, really,", "whether we remember it or not, it happened. And I believe that everything happens for a reason. So, uh ... I don't know. Maybe we should just see this through. It's not like we don't care about each other.", "DEX LAWSON: True.", "PHOEBE: And I guess if things don't work out, we can...just have it annulled in the future, right?", "DEX LAWSON: True. It's crazy, you know.", "PHOEBE: Yeah. I know.", "(She puts her head on his shoulder.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. P-3 (STOCK) - NIGHT]", "[INT. P-3 - OFFICE -- NIGHT]", "(The door opens. Paige and Whit, in a lip-lock, stumble into the room. Whit reaches behind him and slams the door shut. Paige giggles as Whit reaches out and clears a part of the desk behind her. He lifts Paige up and settles her on the desk.)", "(They start kissing again.)", "PAIGE: Okay, wait. I think maybe we should ... slow this down a little.", "(They take a breath.)", "WHIT: Whew. You're right. I'm sorry.", "PAIGE: No, I'm -- I'm sorry.", "WHIT: Whew. Uh ... why don't you tell me a little more about yourself?", "PAIGE: Well, I, uh ... screw it.", "(She grabs him and starts kissing him desperately again. Whit starts taking his shirt off.)", "WHIT: God, you're beautiful, Jo.", "(Hearing a name not her own, stops Paige cold.)", "WHIT: What's the matter?", "(She looks at her reflection in the mirror behind them and sees a face not her own.)", "PAIGE: I can't do this.", "WHIT: Okay. Okay. Um ... was it something I said?", "PAIGE: No. Absolutely not. It's not you. I'm sorry.", "(Paige rushes out of the office and leaves.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - NIGHT]", "[INT. MANOR - SECOND FLOOR HALLWAY / PHOEBE'S BEDROOM -- NIGHT]", "(Billie knocks insistently on Phoebe's bedroom door.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Phoebe! Are you in there? Phoebe, Phoebe.", "(The door opens a crack wide enough for Phoebe to stick her head out of. She looks disheveled.)", "PHOEBE: What?", "BILLIE JENKINS: I think I found out who the Imp Master is working for.", "PHOEBE: Shh! (Phoebe glances behind her into the bedroom, then steps out into the hallway. She closes the door.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: No, no, you don't understand. I cross-referenced all the demons that go after Good Samaritans and then the ones that typically recruit others -- came up with a high level demon.", "PHOEBE: Billie --", "BILLIE JENKINS: Then I narrowed it down to one demon. His name is Antosis, but unfortunately we need the power of three to vanquish him. So I have a plan.", "PHOEBE: Forget it.", "BILLIE JENKINS: What do you mean, forget it?", "PHOEBE: I mean forget it. We are not doing this.", "BILLIE JENKINS: But that was before I found the demon!", "PHOEBE: A Power of Three demon.", "BILLIE JENKINS: So?", "PHOEBE: So, we can't take that risk!", "BILLIE JENKINS: But what about the greater good and everything you taught me, what you guys were about?", "PHOEBE: Okay, Billie, you have to understand this is hard for us also. We're not doing this, and we'll talk more about it in the morning, okay?", "BILLIE JENKINS: No. It's not okay. (Billie turns and walks away. The bedroom door opens and Dex appears, his shirt unbuttoned.)", "DEX LAWSON: Is everything all right?", "PHOEBE: No. It's not all right.", "(He reaches out and rubs her arm trying to comfort her.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM -- NIGHT]", "(Phoebe sits on the floor, staring at the fire in the fireplace and thinks. Off screen, the front door opens and closes. Paige walks in.)", "PAIGE: Hey.", "PHOEBE: Hey.", "PAIGE: What are you doing?", "PHOEBE: Oh, just sitting here thinking.", "PAIGE: Yeah? Mind if I join you?", "PHOEBE: No, of course not. (Phoebe takes out a pillow and places it next to her. She pats it invitingly.) Pull up a pillow.", "(Paige sits down and sighs heavily.)", "PHOEBE: What's the matter?", "PAIGE: Oh, it's just been a very interesting day.", "PHOEBE: Tell me about it.", "PAIGE: What? I take it Dex didn't like not being able to go away?", "PHOEBE: Boy, are you behind in the news.", "(Phoebe shows her the diamond ring on her finger.)", "PAIGE: Oh, my gosh. He asked you to marry him?", "PHOEBE: No. We're actually already married.", "PAIGE: Huh?", "PHOEBE: It's not what you think. Billie cast a spell.", "PAIGE: She did what?", "PHOEBE: I know, I know, and we already yelled at her. Besides ... I actually", "don't think she did anything wrong. In fact, I think she's the only one doing anything right around here.", "PAIGE: Uh, okay. If you're trying to confuse me, you're doing a bang-up job.", "PHOEBE: You ever wonder that ... maybe we made a mistake faking our own death?", "PAIGE: Funny you should ask. I met this guy today and ... I kinda could have ... liked him.", "PHOEBE: That's great, Paige.", "PAIGE: No, actually, it's not. How am I ever supposed to be with someone when they're not with the real me?", "PHOEBE: (nods) Yeah. I keep asking myself the same exact question. Only, it's not just about guys. It's everything. I mean, you know, who we used to be, the whole greater good thing.", "PAIGE: Right.", "PHOEBE: And I'm just worried that the more we ignore it, the more we're just not gonna be able to.", "PAIGE: What are we gonna do?", "PHOEBE: Thanks to Billie, we're gonna have to come up with a plan pretty soon.", "PAIGE: I -- I'm sorry. What do you mean, 'thanks to Billie'?", "PHOEBE: She made me feel pretty guilty about not helping her with this demon. And she was right.", "PAIGE: Well, where is she?", "PHOEBE: I don't know. She stormed outta here. Maybe she went to her dorm.", "PAIGE: No. She's probably after the demon.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. P-3 - OFFICE - NIGHT]", "(Agent Murphy tosses several photos of the recent victims on Piper's desk in front of her. The victims are cut-up, beaten and dead.)", "PIPER: Uh ... I'd really like to help you, Agent ...", "AGENT MURPHY: Murphy.", "PIPER: Murphy. But I have an interview.", "AGENT MURPHY: You know, if I showed these photos to most people, more than likely they'd be shocked or repulsed. But not you.", "PIPER: I internalize a lot.", "AGENT MURPHY: Or you're more used to seeing these kind of victims than you're letting on.", "PIPER: Agent Murphy, I just run a night club. That's all.", "AGENT MURPHY: Just like Piper used to, right? You know, I've been watching you ever since she and her sisters disappeared.", "PIPER: Don't you mean since they 'died'?", "AGENT MURPHY: You tell me. Look ... I'm not the hard-ass Agent Keyes was, all right? He left me behind because he didn't believe the Halliwells were really dead. Even though we both think you know exactly what really happened, the difference is, I don't wanna bust you or them. I just want help. (Piper glances down at the photos, the topmost photo of the nurse.) I need it. For the past month, people have been showing up dead for reasons no one can really explain, but I think you and your cousins know exactly who or what is responsible.", "PIPER: By \"what\" you mean ...", "AGENT MURPHY: You know exactly what I mean. Things beyond normal. Powerful things like yourself. Of course, like everything else, there are good things and bad things. But if you're not doing anything to stop this, then ... as far as I'm concerned, you're on the wrong side. And I don't know how you can live with yourselves.", "(His words hit harder than she shows.)", "(Piper's cell phone rings.)", "PIPER: I'm sorry, but I really need to get this.", "(She hands the photos back to Agent Murphy.)", "AGENT MURPHY: Billie has my number.", "(Agent Murphy takes the photos and leaves.)", "(Piper glances down at the text message:", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "CALL HOME.", "BILLIE IN TROUBLE", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. ALLEY/STREET IN FRONT PIZZA JOINT -- NIGHT]", "(Billie is helps a man out of the alley. He's limping as she hails a taxi.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Taxi! Taxi.", "(A taxi pulls up. She puts him in the back seat.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Here. Get him to a hospital fast, okay? Hurry up. Go.", "(The taxi leaves. Billie sighs and heads back into the alley.)", "(Off to the side, the Imp Master steps out from the shadows. Antosis shimmers in behind him. They both watch as Billie runs back into the alley.)", "ANTOSIS: Like a moth to a flame.", "(Antosis and the Imp Master both take off after her.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC -- NIGHT]", "(The crystal swirls around over the map. Paige is in the attic scrying the old- fashioned way for Billie. Piper walks in.)", "PIPER: Any sign of Billie?", "PAIGE: Well, just that she's in the area.", "PIPER: What do you mean, she's 'in the area'?", "PAIGE: She's moving around so much, I'm having a hard time getting a lock on her. You know, we should upgrade to her GPS scrying system. (Phoebe is standing over the open Book of Shadows. She has a pad and pen in her hand.)", "PHOEBE: Well, if she survives this, we'll ask her how. At least we know what we're up against. She left the book open to the demon. Problem is, only the Power of Three spell is going to vanquish him.", "PIPER: I don't understand why she would go up against a demon she can't vanquish.", "PAIGE: Well, I'll make sure to ask her that if she's still alive. I can't believe we're doing this again.", "PIPER: Agent Murphy thinks we never should have stopped.", "PHOEBE: Wait. Does he know who we really are?", "PIPER: No, but he's getting warmer.", "(The crystal hits the map just as the downstairs door slams shut.)", "PAIGE: Guess who.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - FOYER -- NIGHT]", "(Billie walks through the foyer when Antosis shimmers into the house behind her.)", "ANTOSIS: Looking for me, are you?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Antosis. I'm flattered.", "ANTOSIS: And of course, you've already met my friend. (The Imp Master appears next to him. He waves to her.) Or rather, his friends.", "BILLIE JENKINS: What do you want?", "ANTOSIS: You. Alone. And out of my way. (Antosis heads over to her. The Imp Master lurches and the Imps appear out of his body, red and swirling around him. He smiles as he walks toward her.) (Piper, Paige and Phoebe come down the stairs, hidden away from view. Piper starts to motion to blast Antosis, but Phoebe stops her.)", "PHOEBE: No! Wait.", "PIPER: Are you kidding me? There's demons in the house.", "PHOEBE: But she said she has a plan.", "ANTOSIS: I am curious. What made you think you could take me out all by yourself?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Oh ... I know I can't take you out. (She holds up a potions bottle filled with red liquid.) But I can take them out. (She throws the bottle at the Imp Master. It smashes at his feet and starts to destroy the Imps. He convulses and screams with each tiny explosion. Finally, he explodes as well.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Only The Charmed Ones can vanquish you.", "ANTOSIS: Too bad they're dead.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Are they? (She turns and looks up the stairway. Phoebe Paige and Piper start to read the spell.)", "PIPER/PHOEBE/PAIGE: (chants) Hear us now, the witches' call, he who makes Samaritans fall, we speak as one, the sisters three, and banish you to eternity.\"", "(A powerful wave surrounds Antosis and swirls around him.)", "ANTOSIS: (screams) No! No!", "(Billie watches with amazement as Antosis is consumed by the magic.)", "ANTOSIS: Nooooo!", "(Finally, he explodes, the power receding back into the floor. Billie looks at them and points to where Antosis used to be.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: I wanna learn how to do that.", "PIPER: Are you crazy? Really, you could have been killed.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Well, yeah, I would have been if you guys would have gotten home earlier. I've been walking around outside for like an hour!", "PAIGE: You took a huge risk.", "PIPER: For all of us.", "PHOEBE: Thank you.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. VARIOUS CUTS OF SAN FRANCISCO (STOCK) - NIGHT]", "[EXT. SAN FRANCISCO BRIDGE (STOCK) - SUN RISES]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. MANOR - PHOEBE'S BEDROOM -- MORNING]", "(Phoebe sits on the edge of her bed and looks at her wedding ring. She turns and looks at her mirror. In the reflection, she sees a face - not her own.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - BATHROOM - MORNING]", "(Paige holds her toothbrush, turns and closes the cabinet mirror. She sees a reflection of a face - not her own.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - PIPER'S BEDROOM - MORNING]", "(Piper sits in front of the vanity mirror looking at her reflection. Leo comes up behind her and smiles. In the mirror, they see reflections of two other people. Piper looks up at Leo, reaches up and touches his face.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - DINING ROOM -- DAY]", "(Paige and Phoebe toy listlessly with their breakfasts. Piper and Leo walk in.)", "LEO: Morning.", "PHOEBE: Morning.", "PAIGE: Morning.", "PIPER: What's the matter?", "PHOEBE: (sighs) Oh, I don't know. I guess the same thing that's been", "bothering you guys.", "LEO: What makes you think something's bothering us?", "PAIGE: Thin walls.", "PIPER: You've been eavesdropping?", "PHOEBE: Only from the bathroom.", "PAIGE: Yeah, and the hallway. Don't worry. I haven't been listening to any ... you know, funny stuff.", "PIPER: How long has this been going on?", "PHOEBE: Since like the fourth or fifth grade. (Piper closes her eyes, embarrassed. She turns and looks at Leo. He smiles back at her.)", "LEO: I'll fix it.", "PAIGE: Basically, I don't think this whole thing is working for any of us anymore.", "PHOEBE: I don't think it ever worked.", "LEO: Well, it helped you find a new life outside of fighting demons.", "PIPER: Which is something we need to keep trying to do.", "PAIGE: Well, we've got Billie, so that's gonna make it easier.", "PHOEBE: Yeah, but it doesn't solve our bigger problem which is how we're gonna get outta this mess. I am so tired of pretending to be someone else. I miss me.", "PAIGE: Well, maybe that's what your premonition was for. Maybe you wouldn't have realized that if you hadn't married Dex.", "PHOEBE: Yeah, but I didn't marry Dex. Julie married Dex.", "LEO: I think that's her point. I think that's everyone's point. You want your old identities back.", "(Paige nods.)", "PIPER: Are we sure we really wanna do this?", "PAIGE: Positive.", "PHOEBE: Absolutely.", "(She looks at Leo. He nods.)", "PIPER: All right then.", "(They stand up as Piper and Leo stand behind them in front of the mirror.)", "PIPER: Are you sure you can rework the spell?", "PHOEBE: Oh, I already have.", "PHOEBE: (reading)", "\"I call upon the ancient powers to unmask us now and in future hours show us well, and thoroughly reveal ourselves so the world can see.\"", "(The mirror flashes and their old images are back.)", "PAIGE: (sighs) Whoo. That's more like it.", "PHOEBE: It's good to be back. Although Dex is gonna freak out.", "PAIGE: Everyone's gonna freak out, because technically, we're still dead. How,", "exactly, are we gonna explain this?", "PIPER: Well, it's nice to know they can't overhear everything.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. HOMELAND SECURITY - LOBBY -- DAY]", "(The elevator doors open. Piper, Phoebe and Paige step out into the hallway. They walk over to the receptionist who sees them and stands up, her face full of surprise.)", "PIPER: Hi. How's it going? Ah, by any chance, is Agent Murphy in?", "RECEPTIONIST: Who ... who should I say is asking?", "PAIGE: Oh, I don't know, girls. Maybe we should just ... surprise him.", "[INT. HOMELAND SECURITY - MURPHY'S OFFICE - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(The door opens. Agent Murphy looks up from his work and stops as he sees Piper, Phoebe and Paige walk into his office.)", "AGENT MURPHY: What the hell?", "PHOEBE: What's the matter, Agent Murphy? You look like you just saw a ghost.", "AGENT MURPHY: (to the receptionist) Leave us. (The receptionist leaves and closes the door behind her.) Ahem. Keyes was right.", "PIPER: So were you. Did you mean it when you said you just wanted our help, that you weren't here to bust us?", "AGENT MURPHY: Wait -- how'd you know I said that?", "PIPER: Because you weren't talking to Jamie Bennet. You were talking to me.", "PAIGE: We were all magically disguised.", "PIPER: Come on. Don't look so surprised. You yourself said we were these ... powerful things.", "PHOEBE: Powerful witches, to be exact.", "PAIGE: Who did exactly what you wanted -- getting rid of that bad, bad demon who was hurting those good, Good Samaritans.", "AGENT MURPHY: Demons?", "PHOEBE: You know, he seems awfully shocked for a guy that claims to know about the supernatural.", "PIPER: You're right. Maybe we should go.", "(They turn to leave; he stops them.)", "AGENT MURPHY: Wait, no, no, don't. Please. Look, it's just ... it's one thing", "to believe in the stuff but another to actually ... see it.", "PAIGE: Fair enough.", "PIPER: Okay, here's the deal. You wanna know more about who we are and what we do, we'll tell you.", "PHOEBE: And help you out with a few cases along the way. If ... you help us.", "PIPER: And you don't get too greedy.", "PAIGE: And if you protect our secret.", "AGENT MURPHY: Or else what? (scoffs) What, is that some sort of threat?", "PHOEBE: Mm-mm. You don't want to know.", "AGENT MURPHY: Okay. What do you want me to do?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. HOMELAND SECURITY - LOBBY -- DAY]", "(Agent Murphy is talking to a group from the media.)", "AGENT MURPHY: I can't talk about the specifics of the case the sisters are", "involved in, okay? All I can say is it involved a threat to national security and that our agency got involved to protect them. That's it. (The reports start shouting their questions. One reporter's question gets through.)", "REPORTER: What kind of threat, sir? What kind of threat?", "(The camera pulls back from Agent Murphy.)", "AGENT MURPHY: I already said they were a witness to a crime, an attempt was", "made on their lives. We only falsified their deaths I order to flush out the perpetrators.", "[TV SET]", "(Camera pulls back on the press conference on the television set.)", "AGENT MURPHY: (from tv) All right? No more questions.", "(Agent Murphy leaves.)", "NEWS ANCHOR: And more late-breaking news ...", "[INT. DEX LAWSON'S LOFT - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(Dex is working on a sculpture when there's a knock at his door.)", "(He turns the television off and answers the door. He finds Phoebe standing there.)", "DEX LAWSON: Phoebe!", "PHOEBE: Hi.", "DEX LAWSON: Hi!", "PHOEBE: Can I come in?", "DEX LAWSON: Uh, yeah. Sure.", "(Phoebe steps into the apartment. Dex closes the door, surprised to see her.)", "DEX LAWSON: I was, uh ... just -- I mean, I can't believe you're actually ...", "PHOEBE: Alive?", "DEX LAWSON: Yeah! It's crazy, huh?", "PHOEBE: (laughs) Yeah.", "(She sighs.)", "DEX LAWSON: Oh, if you're looking for Julie, she's not here.", "PHOEBE: That's not entirely true.", "DEX LAWSON: Sorry?", "(Phoebe takes a deep breath.)", "PHOEBE: Look, Dex, I ... wish that there was an easier way to explain this to", "you, uh, to lessen the blow. But ... there isn't. So I'm just gonna have to show you ...", "DEX LAWSON: Show me what?", "PHOEBE: Forgive me. (Orb lights swirl around her and she changes into Julie Bennet. Dex is speechless and surprised. He falls to the floor with at thud.)", "PHOEBE: Ouch.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. P-3 - OFFICE]", "(Piper is looking at her reflection in the mirror.)", "PIPER: How do I look?", "(Paige steps in front of her.)", "PAIGE: Not bad, considering you've been dead.", "PIPER: Well, I just hope this blows over sooner rather than later.", "PAIGE: Don't count on it. We're not that lucky. All right. We can do this.", "We are back and better than ever.", "PIPER: Mm-hmm. I'll hold you to that.", "[EXT. P-3 - FRONT - CONTINUOUS]", "(The door opens. Paige and Piper step out into the club.)", "GIRL: There they are!", "GIRL 2: Whoo-hoo!", "(Cameras flash and the crowd gathered applauds.)", "(Paige and Piper nervously face the crowds.)", "PAIGE: (shrugs) We're back." ]	Charmed	08x05	Rewitched	bunniefuu
Charmed_08x07.json	[ "As Paige contemplates returning to work as a Social Worker, she gets a visit from her father Sam, looking for help in locating J.D., an old charge of his who disappeared in the 1950's. While on the case, they discover J.D. was taken by a demon who pretends to be a doctor as cover to kidnap future Whitelighters and keeps them trapped in a photo collage. Meanwhile, a bickering Piper and Leo go to a soothsayer for help in getting over their marital problems." ]	[ "[TRIQUETRA LOGO]", "[Scene from 8X06: Kill Billie, Vol. 1]", "[INT. MANOR - PIPER'S BEDROOM -- DAY]", "(Leo and Piper argue.)", "LEO: Leo! Leo! Leo! Can you do this? Can you do that?", "[TRIQUETRA LOGO]", "NARRATOR: (v.o.) Previously, on \"Charmed\" ...", "[INT. MANOR - PIPER'S BEDROOM -- DAY]", "(The argument continues.)", "PIPER: I don't ask you to do everything else.", "LEO: No, you just expect it.", "[Scene from 5X09: Sam I Am]", "[INT. MANOR - KITCHEN -- DAY]", "(Paige talks with Leo.)", "PAIGE: Who's my charge gonna be? Is it a Whitelighter-to-be?", "[EXT. ALLEY BEHIND TAVERN - DAY]", "(They walk to the back door of a bar. The bar door opens and a man is thrown out of the establishment. He falls to the ground in front of Paige.)", "(Paige grimaces as Sam throws up on her shoes.)", "LEO: (v.o.) Not exactly. Your charge's name is Samuel.", "[INT. MANOR - KITCHEN -- NIGHT]", "(Phoebe talks to Paige.)", "PHOEBE: Sam was mom's Whitelighter.", "PAIGE: That would make him -", "PHOEBE: Your biological father.", "[Scene from 8X06: Kill Billie, Vol 1]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC -- DAY]", "(Billie talks with Piper, Phoebe and Paige.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: The night my sister was taken,", "[INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT - FLASHBACK]", "(The balcony doors slam open. Christy screams.)", "(A black shadowy figure of a cloaked figure rises up the walls. Lightning flashes.)", "(Long claws rip through the bottom of the mattress above her.)", "(The shadowy figure flies out of the room with Christy in its arms.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: (v.o.) ... it was raining outside, that was the last time I", "ever saw her.", "[END OF FLASHBACK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "PIPER: What did your parents do?", "BILLIE JENKINS: They thought I made the whole thing up.", "PAIGE: And now you know you didn't.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "END OF PREVIOUSLY ON", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC -- DAY]", "(Billie dips the scrying crystal into the potions cauldron. The crystal drips as she carries it over to the scrying table and begins swinging the crystal around the city map.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: (softly to herself) All right, come on ... come on, come on.", "(Paige walks in.)", "PAIGE: Billie?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Oh, hey.", "PAIGE: Hey. What ya doing?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Scrying.", "PAIGE: At seven in the morning?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Uh, actually, I've been doing this all night long.", "(Billie drops the crystal onto the map.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: I'm just trying to find my sister. Now that I know a demon", "took her, I have to try. Right?", "PAIGE: Billie ...", "BILLIE JENKINS: I -- I know. I know he's got a fifteen-year head start on me, but, you know, I just figure if I keep doing this, then sooner or later ...", "PAIGE: Do you think she's still alive?", "BILLIE JENKINS: She has to be.", "PAIGE: Okay, here's the thing. If she's alive, we'll find her. I promise you that. But you can't let yourself become obsessed with this.", "BILLIE JENKINS: I can't exactly let it go, either.", "PAIGE: But you don't want it to consume your life.", "BILLIE JENKINS: I know. It's hard.", "PAIGE: Aren't you supposed to be at school or something?", "BILLIE JENKINS: No. I can't focus on anything. Not school right now, especially.", "PAIGE: Well, I think maybe going to class would be a good thing for you.", "BILLIE JENKINS: No! I can't. What if there's a demon and I'm not here? I can't help out.", "PAIGE: I don't see any demons. Do you see any demons?", "CUE SOUND: (PRE-LAP) BELL JINGLING", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. CHADWICK PHOTO STUDIO -- DAY]", "(Vaklav locks the front door to the photo studio. He flips over the OPEN sign to CLOSED. He turns around and walks over to the drawers of photos. The photo studio is old with photos and proofs hanging from lines strung up across the room.) (He opens the drawer and takes out a single piece of old parchment. He steps to the side, into better light, and looks at the thirteen images on it.)", "VAKLAV: Time to make room for another. (He puts the paper on the easel. He passes his hand over the image of a young man, JD. He is dressed in a black jacket and white shirt.)", "(The image outlines with light, flashes, then vanishes.)", "(JD suddenly appears in the photos studio, stumbling around on his feet. He looks scared and disoriented. He doesn't know where he is.)", "J.D.: What the hell?", "(He turns and sees Vaklav looking smugly back at him.)", "J.D.: Where am I? What's going on?", "VAKLAV: You're out of time, JD. You're no longer useful to me.", "J.D.: What are you talking about? Who are you?", "(Instead of answering him, Vaklav holds out his right hand and a fireball appears in his palm. JD's eyes widen.) (Vaklav throws the fireball at JD. JD falls to the floor, the fireball flying over and past his head, missing him completely. With one smooth motion, he sweep kicks Vaklav's legs out from under him, knocking him down to the floor. JD lunges toward Vaklav, grabs his neck and digs his thumb into the side of his neck till he passes out briefly.)", "[EXT. STREET OUTSIDE CHADWICK PHOTO STUDIO - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(The front door opens and JD stumbles out of the studio.)", "[INT. CHADWICK PHOTO STUDIO -- DAY]", "(Inside the studio, Vaklav opens his eyes.)", "[EXT. STREET OUTSIDE CHADWICK PHOTO STUDIO - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(JD runs across the street. A car horn blares and tires screech just before the car hits JD, knocking him off his feet and onto the pavement.)", "(Witnesses gasp.)", "(JD falls to the road, unconscious and bleeding from his forehead and mouth.)", "BUSINESSWOMAN: Ohhh ...", "(A Businesswoman runs to him and kneels down next to him, holding his had. The driver runs out of his car to check on JD. The crowd around the accident grows.)", "BUSINESSMAN: Is he still alive?", "(Vaklav steps up to the edge of the crowd and watches.)", "BUSINESSWOMAN: I think so.", "VAKLAV: Call 9-1-1.", "FADE TO", "END OF TEASER", "ROLL TITLE CREDIT", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. MANOR - KITCHEN -- DAY]", "(Paige walks into the kitchen.)", "PAIGE: Hey there. Uh, can I borrow your car? Mine's running on fumes.", "(Piper turns around.)", "PIPER: Sorry. Mine is, too.", "(Leo is sitting at the table.)", "LEO: What? I just filled it up.", "PIPER: Well, now it's empty. (Leo rolls his eyes.) Honey.", "LEO: Yeah?", "PIPER: No. We're out of honey. (Leo turns to look at her.) Put it on the", "list.", "PAIGE: Well, much as I'd like to stay here and watch you two snipe at each other, I don't want to be late for my interview.", "(Phoebe walks in.)", "PHOEBE: What interview?", "PAIGE: Oh, social services. I'm gonna try to get my old job back.", "LEO: Why?", "PAIGE: Why? Because I like it, that's why. Um, I only quit because of the", "whole magic thing. But now that we've got Billie to help out ...", "(Phoebe is looking through the morning paper.)", "PHOEBE: I think that's great. Hey, maybe you could help me adopt a child.", "PAIGE: What?", "PHOEBE: Well, yeah. I'm sorta thinking that adoption might be my only option", "at this point.", "PAIGE: Now, Phoebe, that's ridiculous.", "PHOEBE: Why? What's wrong with adoption? You were adopted.", "PIPER: Ah. That reminds me. We need eggs.", "PHOEBE: Oh, eggs I have. It's the sperm I'm missing.", "PAIGE: Gross!", "PHOEBE: (sighs) I'm just saying I can't just sit back and wait for love to find me. I gotta hurry up. At least according to my tea leaves.", "PIPER: Tea! Leo ...", "LEO: Tea. You already told me.", "PAIGE: Sniping", "LEO: I wasn't sniping.", "PHOEBE: (looking at the paper) Oh, my God, that's perfect.", "PIPER: What?", "PHOEBE: Why didn't I think of that before? Gotta go.", "(With her nose in the open paper, Phoebe leaves the kitchen.)", "PAIGE: How did I wind up the only sane one here?", "PIPER: (chuckles) You're telling me.", "(Leo stands up and brings his bowl to the sink. Piper is looking in the refrigerator.)", "LEO: (to Piper) So, uh ... you want me to go to the store with you? (Piper takes out the carton of milk and closes the refrigerator door. She gasps and nearly bumps into Leo.)", "PIPER: No. You should -- oh!", "(She drops the carton of milk, spilling it on the floor.)", "PIPER: I ... think you should pick up the kids.", "(Leo automatically starts to reach for the carton. Piper stops him.)", "PIPER: No! I got it. It's fine. I got it.", "(She takes the empty bowl from his hands.)", "PIPER: Thanks.", "(Leo doesn't say anything. He rolls his eyes, turns and leaves the kitchen. He walks past Paige.)", "(Paige turns and follows him out of the room.)", "[INT. MANOR - DINING ROOM - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "PAIGE: Hey! You're not just gonna leave like that, are you?", "(Leo stops and turns around.)", "LEO: I tried to help clean up, but, uh ...", "PAIGE: No, no, no, no, no. I'm not talking about the milk. I'm talking about", "you two. You've been walking around on pins and needles for over a week now. Why don't you guys just talk?", "LEO: You know - No offense, Paige, but it's really none of your business.", "PAIGE: Uh, actually, it is because I live here, too, and this is affecting us all. Look, we know you guys have this epic destined marriage, but it doesn't mean that you're immune to problems, especially with everything that's gone on lately.", "LEO: I know.", "PAIGE: Well, if you know, then why don't you do something about it?", "LEO: I've tried. (Leo turns and heads for the front door.) We've tried, and it always just ends up in an argument.", "PAIGE: Well, I don't know. Why don't you try seeing a marriage counselor?", "(Leo chuckles as he removes his jacket from the hallway hook.)", "LEO: We've tried that once, too. Remember?", "PAIGE: (sighs) Try somebody else. Try another one. You guys owe it to", "yourselves.", "LEO: You know, I don't think you're gonna have much problem getting that job.", "PAIGE: Well, unless I get there soon, I am going to, so please just go talk to her? Please?", "(Leo smiles at her, then heads for the kitchen.)", "(Satisfied, Paige heads over to the side table to get her things.)", "(Sam Wilder orbs in behind her.)", "SAM WILDER: Hello, Paige.", "(Paige turns around, surprised to see him.)", "SAM WILDER: It's good to see you.", "PAIGE: Sam?", "SAM WILDER: \"Sam\"? Don't you mean \"dad\"?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. HOSPITAL (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. HOSPITAL - HALLWAY -- DAY]", "(The nurse reports her findings to the doctor.)", "NURSE: Multiple abrasions, bruises, concussion. Yet no internal bleeding.", "He's a lucky kid. Although we haven't been able to I.D. him yet. So for now, he's a John Doe. (Camera pans completely around the nurse and we see she's talking to Vaklav in a white lab coat, stethoscope around his neck.)", "VAKLAV: Have the authorities been notified yet?", "NURSE: Yeah, like, over an hour ago.", "VAKLAV: Hmm. Well, when he comes up from the E.R., best put him in a private room ... until we find out who he really is.", "NURSE: All right, Dr ...", "VAKLAV: Vaklav. I'm filling in for Dr. Winfield.", "(The nurse smiles at him, then turns to note it down on the chart.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM -- DAY]", "(Sam talks with Paige.)", "SAM WILDER: His name's Jonathan David Williams. Though he goes by JD. He's my", "charge, a future Whitelighter ... or ... he was supposed to be.", "PAIGE: Yeah, and?", "SAM WILDER: He disappeared in 1955. I've heard nothing from him since. Not until he was hit by a car this morning and rushed to a hospital.", "PAIGE: Well, how old is he?", "SAM WILDER: The same age as he was then. He hasn't aged a day. I don't understand it either, Paige, but I gotta believe that whoever or whatever made him disappear fifty years ago doesn't want him found now. Which is why I need your help.", "PAIGE: You're a Whitelighter. Why don't you just orb him to safety?", "SAM WILDER: No. Too many people have seen him. It would raise too many questions.", "PAIGE: Well, what do you want me to do?", "SAM WILDER: Help me get him out of there? Maybe cast a little spell?", "PAIGE: What, I'm the only witch you know?", "SAM WILDER: You are my daughter.", "PAIGE: Genetically ... maybe. Look, I can't do this right now. I'm late for a job interview. Okay?", "SAM WILDER: An interview? Why do you need a job? You're a witch, a whitelighter.", "PAIGE: Maybe if you came around more than once every three years, you would know this about your daughter.", "SAM WILDER: Look. I'm sorry, Paige. I just ... I -- I didn't want to intrude.", "PAIGE: Whatever. Doesn't matter. I'll call Phoebe, see if she can help. Okay?", "(Paige takes her cell phone out and dials.)", "(PRE-LAP) PHOEBE: (v.o.) Paige, can't Billie do it?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. CLINIC PRIVATE ROOM -- DAY]", "(Phoebe is on the phone and filling out an application form.)", "PHOEBE: I mean, I'm kinda in the middle of something, and isn't she our magical", "go-to girl? INTERCUT WITH:", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM - DAY]", "(Paige paces the living room as Sam looks around the room, waiting for her.)", "PAIGE: No. She was up all night trying to find her sister, which I why I was", "hoping that you --", "PHOEBE: Would you describe me as gregarious?", "PAIGE: No. I would describe you as evasive. Where are you, anyway?", "PHOEBE: Um ... I'm just exploring my options, but don't worry, I'm not committing.", "PAIGE: Not committing to what?", "(The door to the private room opens and Wendy pops in.)", "WENDY: How we doing?", "PHOEBE: Oops. I gotta go.", "PAIGE: Phoebe! Phoebe! Who's gonna help Sam?", "PHOEBE: You know what? I don't know. He's your dad.", "PAIGE: No, he's not!", "(Phoebe turns the phone off and closes it. She looks at Wendy.)", "PHOEBE: Sorry.", "(Sam stops and looks at Paige.)", "SAM WILDER: What'd she say?", "(Paige holds up a hand for him to wait. She dials again.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. CLINIC - PRIVATE ROM -- DAY]", "(Finished, Phoebe hands the pen and clipboard back to Wendy.)", "PHOEBE: Ok. Here you go.", "(Wendy takes the clipboard from her and starts looking the application over.)", "PHOEBE: So, uh ... what's next?", "WENDY: What's next is we try to match you up with the perfect donor.", "PHOEBE: Do you think I'm gonna get to meet him?", "WENDY: This isn't a dating service, Ms. Halliwell. It's a sperm bank.", "PHOEBE: Right. Right.", "(PRE-LAP) PIPER: (v.o.) I blame you for this, you know.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. PARK -- DAY]", "(Piper shuts the car door closed. She's on the phone with Paige.)", "PIPER: You're the one that had to open your big yap to Leo. Don't you remember", "what happened the last time we went to marriage counseling? INTERCUT WITH:", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM - DAY]", "PAIGE: Jeesh, I was just tryin' to help. Don't go if you don't want.", "(Piper and Leo are walking away from their parked SUV.)", "PIPER: Oh, no. We're going now. Only this time, we're going to some magical", "quack that Leo knows.", "LEO: (interrupts) He's not a quack, he's a soothsayer.", "PIPER: Like I said. Which way?", "PAIGE: So, what, you're not gonna help me get Sam's charge out of the hospital?", "PIPER: Uh ... no. Uh, why don't you try Agent Murphy? Maybe he can help you. If he had enough clout to get our identities back, he should be able to help you out with this.", "PAIGE: Well, what about my job interview?", "PIPER: I don't know. Don't ask me. Ask your dad.", "PAIGE: He's not my -- (Paige stops pacing the floor right in front of Sam. She sighs and closes her cell phone.)", "PAIGE: Never mind.", "(He motions to her.)", "SAM WILDER: Shall we go?", "(Paige shrugs, turns and heads for the door.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. PARK - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Meanwhile, Piper and Leo are walking through the park looking for Leo's soothsayer.)", "PIPER: Any idea where this soothsayer is hiding?", "LEO: No. I just know that he hangs out here.", "PIPER: Oh-kay ... and how exactly do you know this guy?", "LEO: From my Whitelighter years.", "PIPER: Huh.", "LEO: Trust me ... all right? He's helped plenty of magical couples over the years.", "PIPER: (sighs) Leo, I don't know about this.", "LEO: It's worth a try, isn't it?", "PIPER: (sighs) Actually, you know what? We've been through worse, and we should be able to fix this ourselves.", "LEO: Okay, but we haven't, have we?", "(Piper sighs.)", "LEO: You know? Look, we're just a little out of sync, that's all. It happens.", "(They stop walking.) You know, there's nothing wrong getting some outside help once in a while. We owe it to ourselves.", "SOOTHSAYER: Flowers are not so much different from marriages, really. (They turn and find the gardener pruning the nearby rose bush. The roses on the bush are dead and dried.)", "SOOTHSAYER: If you don't tend to them ... nourish them ... they wither. (He passes his hand over the rose bush and the roses magically brighten, lush and full of color.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. HOSPITAL - HALLWAY -- DAY]", "(The elevator bell dings and the doors open. Paige and Sam are in the elevator. Paige is on her phone.)", "PAIGE: 3:30 is perfect. Thank you so much for rescheduling. I really appreciate it. Okay. Bye.", "(She hangs up.)", "SAM WILDER: I don't understand why we couldn't just orb here. It would've been", "a lot faster.", "PAIGE: You want my help, you drive like everybody else.", "SAM WILDER: We're not like everybody else.", "PAIGE: Shh! Speak for yourself.", "AGENT MURPHY: (o.s.) Paige.", "(Agent Murphy is waiting for them.)", "PAIGE: Oh. Sorry we're late. Really horrible traffic.", "SAM WILDER: (mutters) 'Course, that could've been avoided.", "PAIGE: Sam, Agent Murphy. Agent Murphy, Sam. Long story short, Sam's charge", "was hit by a car, and he's here in the hospital. We need you to check him out before something bad happens to him.", "SAM WILDER: Well, that was short.", "AGENT MURPHY: Hold on a sec. Wait. Your \"charge\"?", "PAIGE: Uh, Sam's basically a guardian angel. We call it a Whitelighter.", "SAM WILDER: Like Paige is.", "PAIGE: But I want to be a social worker.", "SAM WILDER: But that isn't what you were born to be!", "PAIGE: Don't make me regret saving you three years ago.", "AGENT MURPHY: You two related or something?", "PAIGE: No.", "SAM WILDER: Yes.", "PAIGE: (sighs) Anyway. Okay. We need you to get JD out of here as soon as possible before this demon comes for him.", "AGENT MURPHY: Demon? What demon? (Down the hall, JD is being wheeled out on a gurney. \"Dr.\" Vaklav is there to receive him from the orderlies.)", "VAKLAV: I'll take it from here.", "ORDERLY: Yes, doctor. (Sam sees JD on the gurney. They also watch as Vaklav pushes JD out of the hallway and into one of the rooms.)", "SAM WILDER: There's my charge. There's JD.", "(Agent Murphy notices Vaklav's shoes.)", "AGENT MURPHY: (thinking out loud) Dirty boots. Doctors don't wear dirty", "boots.", "[INT. HOSPITAL - RECOVERY ROOM - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(The door bursts open. Agent Murphy steps into the room, his gun raised and pointed at Vaklav.)", "AGENT MURPHY: Freeze! Don't move. (Vaklav turns around, powers up a fireball and throws it at Agent Murphy. Agent Murphy dives to the side and the fireball hits the wall nearby.) (On the floor on his back, Agent Murphy swings around and fires five time point blank at Vaklav. Vaklav looks down at the bullet holes in his chest and right before Agent Murphy's eyes, the bullet holes vanish.)", "(Vaklav shimmers out.)", "(Paige and Sam run into the room.)", "PAIGE: (coughs) What happened?", "(Agent Murphy's too stunned to speak.)", "(Paige and Sam head over to check on JD.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY -- DAY]", "(Sam sets JD gently down on the conservatory couch. He and Paige talk.)", "PAIGE: Okay, why would a demon take him out of 1955 only to try to kill him", "now?", "(Sam looks at Paige and sighs.)", "SAM WILDER: He must've gotten something out of keeping JD alive all these", "years.", "PAIGE: Yeah, but ... what? And why hasn't he aged? That's ... creepy, even by our standards.", "SAM WILDER: Now you know why I came to you.", "PAIGE: Well ... just heal him. Maybe he'll know something.", "SAM WILDER: No. I don't want him awake.", "PAIGE: Why not?", "SAM WILDER: Because he'll wake up fifty years in the future, that's why. I dot t want him to freak out. He'll take off. I know him. Barely got him to trust me before he disappeared.", "PAIGE: Well, I thought you said he was a future whitelighter.", "SAM WILDER: Yeah, if I can keep him out of trouble, which ... I obviously haven't done a very good job of.", "PAIGE: Well, I surrounded this room with crystals, so he's safe here. It'll give us some time to figure out who this demon is.", "SAM WILDER: But how? We didn't get a good look at him, and if there's nothing in the Book of Shadows ...", "PAIGE: Agent Murphy might have some leads. He told me this wasn't the first case he'd heard of where someone just vanished into thin air.", "SAM WILDER: What part of the government does he work for, exactly?", "PAIGE: Uhhh ... the super-creepy part.", "(Paige sighs.)", "PAIGE: Look, he's helped us out with some magical problems. Ok, we trust him,", "he trusts us. (Paige stands up.) I'm gonna go talk to him, see what he knows, and, uh ... I'll call you. Okay?", "SAM WILDER: The whitelighter way?", "PAIGE: No, Sam, the regular way. Answer the phone if it rings.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. PARK -- DAY]", "(Piper and Leo sit on the park bench listening to the Soothsayer.)", "SOOTHSAYER: Their wings old and tired, the two butterflies clung to a broken", "branch. And together, they floated down the river, each breathing life into the other as they made their final journey ... home.", "PIPER: Yoo-hoo. Anybody home? Earth calling.", "LEO: Come on, give him a chance.", "PIPER: I have, for the last 52 minutes and 23 seconds.", "LEO: So ... what, that's it? Time's up?", "PIPER: You think?", "SOOTHSAYER: You've stopped listening to each other. It's common.", "PIPER: Look, I didn't want to come here in the first place. Okay? Our problems are not magical, Leo. They're normal.", "LEO: They were caused by magic. That's why we're here.", "PIPER: No. We are here because you didn't care what I wanted. You just cared what you wanted.", "SOOTHSAYER: How many times a day do you have s*x?", "PIPER: A day? What, are you crazy? No wonder you wanted to see him. Are you kidding me?", "(Piper's cell phone rings.)", "PIPER: Really. Hang on.", "(She checks her message: Can U get Billie? 911 @ house", "PIPER: Ahh, shucks! Look! (She shows the message to Leo.) Family emergency. Gotta go.", "(Piper gets to her feet and leaves.)", "SOOTHSAYER: Just remember ... it is always darkest before the dawn.", "(Leo gets up and follows her.)", "(As they leave, the Soothsayer crushes some rose petals in his hands. They vanish in some magic. Magical red lights appear and he sends them Piper and Leo's way.) (Unknown to them, the red lights hit Piper and Leo in the back. They continue on their way.)", "(The Soothsayer smiles, nods and waves to them as they disappear from his view.)", "[INT. CAR (PARKED) - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(\"Piper\" opens the driver's door and slips inside. She notices it immediately, the seat is too far back. Her feet don't reach the pedals. But that can't be. She drove here. Didn't she?) (\"Leo\" gets into the passenger seat and finds himself squished - the seat's too close to the dashboard, his legs scrunched up and pressed against his chest.)", "(\"Leo\" looks around.)", "PIPER (IN LEO): What the hell?", "(\"Piper\" stares at \"Leo.\")", "PIPER (IN LEO): Leo?", "LEO (IN PIPER): Piper?", "(Staring at each other and realizing that they've switched bodies, the two scream.)", "BOTH: Aaahh!", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. CLINIC - PRIVATE ROOM -- DAY]", "(Phoebe is looking through a yellow file folder.)", "PHOEBE: Mmm ... yep. Nope. Nope. This one's not right, either.", "WENDY: But we've been through over fifty donor candidates so far.", "PHOEBE: Yeah, I know. Uh ... maybe I'm just not being specific. What I need is", "a little girl with brown eyes, sandy-blond hair, cute little button nose that likes to save innocents, you know, kicks butt, works well in groups of three. (chuckles) I mean, that's all.", "WENDY: That's all?", "PHOEBE: Yeah.", "WENDY: Ms. Halliwell ...", "PHOEBE: Oh. You know what? Call me Phoebe. Uh, please. I mean, we're talking sperm here, right?", "WENDY: Phoebe. I don't think specifics are the problem here. I mean ... let's face it, you have an incredibly specific image of who you want your little girl to be. Too specific, actually.", "PHOEBE: Oh, to be honest ... uh, she doesn't have to have the little button nose. Okay.", "WENDY: We specialize in helping to create families here. And we're dedicated to promoting an open approach to helping anybody who wants to start a family but can't.", "PHOEBE: And I totally respect that. I mean, that's why I'm here.", "WENDY: But ... we're not a substitute for love. I've been doing this a long time, Phoebe. And I know from experience that when someone can't find a match ... they don't really want to. What they want ... is outside these walls, not inside.", "(Wendy gets up and leaves the room.)", "(Phoebe stands up and looks around. Something catches her eyes. She stands up and looks at the bulletin board filled with pictures and photos of various couples with children, singles with children and other families the center has helped create.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY -- DAY]", "(JD sleeps on the couch as Sam paces the floor waiting for Paige. He glances at his watch.)", "SAM WILDER: Paige ... Where are you?", "JD: (mumbles, o.s.) Sam?", "(Sam turns around to see JD slowly waking.)", "JD: Sam.", "SAM WILDER: Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. It's ok, JD.", "(Sam sits next to JD.)", "SAM WILDER: You just go back to sleep. You rest.", "(JD walks up.)", "JD: But what ... ohh! What happened? Uhh!", "(He groans in pain.)", "JD: God.", "SAM WILDER: Close your eyes. Go on. Trust me.", "(JD closes his eyes. Sam holds out his hands and heals him. He cuts and bruises on JD's forehead vanish.)", "(JD opens his eyes.)", "JD: I feel better. How? What's goin' on?", "SAM WILDER: It's a long story. But you still need to rest. Okay? It's", "important. You've been through a lot.", "JD: Ok, but ...", "(JD sits up.)", "JD: What happened? (He looks around.) Where am I? How'd I get here?", "SAM WILDER: What do you remember?", "JD: Well, I remember getting nailed by a car.", "SAM WILDER: Before that.", "JD: I ... I don't know. I ... I was at the drive-in. It was the middle of", "the flick, \"Rebel Without a Cause,\" ... I went to get a soda. And ...", "SAM WILDER: And what?", "JD: I don't know. Some ... creep scared the hell out of me. Took a flash photo. Blinded me. Next thing I know, I'm inside somewhere and he's ...", "SAM WILDER: He's what? What did he do?", "(He chuckles.)", "JD: You know, I must've bashed my head in pretty good.", "(He looks around. Off screen, the door opens. Sam gets up to check it out.)", "SAM WILDER: Stay put.", "[INT. MANOR - FOYER / MAIN HALL -- DAY]", "(Billie, Piper and Leo walk into the house.)", "LEO (IN PIPER): Piper, the Soothsayer must've done this for a reason.", "PIPER (IN LEO): Look, I am not gonna spend the rest of my life tinkling", "standing up.", "LEO (IN PIPER): Uhh! Actually, guys don't 'tinkle'. We --", "BILLIE JENKINS: (interrupts) Hey! You guys! Will you knock it off? You're driving me crazy.", "PIPER (IN LEO): Look, either you find a spell to reverse this, or you find a magical divorce attorney.", "(Sam steps out into the foyer. \"Piper\" steps forward to shake his hand.)", "LEO (IN PIPER): Hey, Sam, how's it going?", "SAM WILDER: Wow! That's ... quite a handshake, Piper.", "PIPER (IN LEO): That's because I'm Piper and that's Leo.", "(Without another word, \"Leo\" heads for the stairs.)", "LEO (IN PIPER): Uh, yeah. It's a long story. Don't ask. We'll be upstairs.", "We got a few things to work out.", "(\"Piper\" follows.)", "PIPER (IN LEO): (dryly) Gee, you think?", "LEO (IN PIPER): Uh ... and Paige thought Billie could help you. She's really", "good --", "PIPER (IN LEO): Upstairs, mister. (Leo chuckles. He smiles and points to Piper as she heads upstairs, stomping loudly along the way.)", "(Billie steps up to Sam.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: So, I'm pretty much caught up here, but I charge 10 bucks an", "hour to baby-sit.", "SAM WILDER: Baby-sit.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Yeah. That's what I'm doing here, right? Not exactly a demon hunt, but in for a penny, in for a pound, huh?", "SAM WILDER: Okay. Look, I need to find Paige. I need you to look after JD. Do not let him out of the house. If he finds out what year it is, he'll go crazy.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Okay, fine. I'll just cast a spell on him.", "SAM WILDER: No. No spells. He doesn't know anything about magic, and he can't, either. He's had more than enough magic used on him already.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Fine. Twelve bucks an hour. But when you find Paige, you tell her I have a midterm to study for and a sister to find. She owes me big time for this. This is so rid --", "(JD steps out into view. Billie is completely mesmerized by his cuteness.)", "JD: (o.s.) Hey, baby.", "(Her jaw drops.)", "JD: What's shaking?", "BILLIE JENKINS: (to Sam) No charge.", "(She looks at JD and smiles. JD smiles back at her.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. HOMELAND SECURITY - MURPHY'S OFFICE -- DAY]", "(Paige and Agent Murphy are looking through files. Sam orbs into the office.)", "SAM WILDER: What the hell is taking so long?", "AGENT MURPHY: Where'd you come from?", "PAIGE: I just got here.", "SAM WILDER: Yeah, well, you wouldn't have if you'd orbed.", "PAIGE: I didn't want to orb.", "SAM WILDER: Which is why I had to. JD's awake.", "PAIGE: Who's with him?", "SAM WILDER: Billie. I don't know how long she's gonna be able to keep him from", "figuring out where he is.", "AGENT MURPHY: Did he say anything about what happened?", "SAM WILDER: Not much. Just that somebody took a flash photograph of him, nearly blinded him.", "AGENT MURPHY: Flash photo, huh?", "PAIGE: (to Agent Murphy) Wasn't one of the last victims seen with a photographer?", "[EXT. HOMELAND SECURITY BUILDING - FRONT -- DAY]", "(Agent Murphy, Paige and Sam exit the building. They walk down the front steps on their way somewhere.)", "(A man turns around. It's Vaklav. He follows them.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY -- DAY]", "(Through the reflection off the television screen, we see JD kneeling to look at the television. Billie stands next to him, watching him.)", "JD: Wow. Cool. A television.", "(He stands up and looks around the set.)", "JD: Where are the ears?", "BILLIE JENKINS: The ears?", "JD: Yeah, you know ... antennas.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Oh. Oh, the antennas. Right. Um ... it doesn't have -- this", "thing's been broken for ages. Why don't we sit down and chat.", "JD: Boss.", "BILLIE JENKINS: (chuckles) Did you just say \"boss\"?", "JD: (chuckles) Are you from a different country or something?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Um, no. Why do you ask?", "JD: Because you don't seem to know much about ours. Plus the way you're dressed.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Yeah. Ok, let's talk about something else. So, um ... where you from, JD?", "JD: Yeah, where's Sam?", "(JD takes out a cigarette.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Sam? He went out on an errand. He'll be right back.", "(He lights up.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Hey! What are you doing?", "JD: Oh, you want one?", "BILLIE JENKINS: No! I -- Hello! Cancer.", "JD: What are you talking about?", "(Billie's cell phone rings. She takes it out.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Oh, jeez.", "JD: What is that?", "(Wary, he stands up.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: This is, uh ... nothing. This is just a -- it's a new musical", "device. My dad's an inventor.", "(She giggles. JD looks around the place.)", "JD: What's goin' on around here?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Wait. I -- JD, I can explain.", "JD: Yeah? I'm listening.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Okay, well, maybe I can't explain. Or at least, I'm not", "allowed to, but ... look, all I can promise you is that you're safe here.", "JD: Safe ... from what? (The smoke from JD's cigarette causes the smoke alarm to beep. Startled, Billie covers her ears from the loud piercing alarm.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Oh, jeez. (Startled, JD turns around and loses his balance. He falls onto the nearest chair. On the chair is the remote. He sits on the remote, turning it on.)", "JD: Uhh! (A loud, blaring music video appears on screen. He grabs the remote and looks at it.)", "JD: Where am I?", "(The singer on the music video starts singing. It's very eerie.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: JD, it's okay. Let me - Hold on.", "(Freaked, JD escapes out the conservatory doors.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Piper! Leo!", "(There's no answer.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: I can't believe this.", "(Billie exits out the conservatory doors after JD.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. SAWYER'S APARTMENT BUILDING #608 (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. SAWYER APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM -- DAY]", "(An elderly man, Mr. Sawyer talks with Agent Murphy, Paige and Sam. He's looking at a framed photo of a woman.)", "MR. SAWYER: So beautiful. She was an angel. I've wracked my brain trying to understand what happened.", "(Agent Murphy hands the photo to Sam.)", "MR. SAWYER: Thirty years. It all feels like yesterday. I just hope and pray", "... that she'll come back to me again.", "AGENT MURPHY: You mentioned in the police report that you saw a flash of light. Any idea what that was or where it came from?", "MR. SAWYER: The camera, I assume. She was having her picture taken for her mother's birthday.", "PAIGE: At a photography studio?", "MR. SAWYER: Yes.", "AGENT MURPHY: Do you remember where that was?", "MR. SAWYER: It was somewhere over on Knob Hill, but it's not there anymore.", "PAIGE: And that's the last you saw of her.", "MR. SAWYER: Yeah.", "(Sam hands the photo back to Agent Murphy.)", "SAM WILDER: What about the photographer? Anyone ever track him down?", "MR. SAWYER: They tried. I tried. But ... it's as if he disappeared, too!", "AGENT MURPHY: (softly to Paige) Your demon, maybe?", "PAIGE: (softly back) You think you can find that studio?", "(Agent Murphy hands the photo to Paige. He stands up.)", "AGENT MURPHY: Yeah. Excuse me.", "(Agent Murphy steps out of the room.)", "MR. SAWYER: She wanted to be a teacher. She had such a good heart. Always", "helping others.", "SAM WILDER: She sounds like a wonderful girl.", "MR. SAWYER: I still miss her. A father never stops loving his daughter.", "(Paige falls silent. Sam watches Paige.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. SAWYER APARTMENT BUILDING #608 -- DAY]", "(Agent Murphy is on his cell phone out front. The front door opens. Paige and Sam exits the building. Murphy sees them and finishes up his call.)", "AGENT MURPHY: (to phone) Yeah. All right. I gotta go. Bye.", "(He hangs up.)", "AGENT MURPHY: So, it, uh, turns out that studio used to be a few blocks away", "from where your friend was hit by that car.", "PAIGE: Which means the demon might reopen for business.", "AGENT MURPHY: What, taking pictures?", "PAIGE: Stealing lives. (She sighs.) I think, uh ... we should handle this.", "AGENT MURPHY: (alarmed) What? Why?", "PAIGE: Well, in case you don't remember, firearms and fireballs don't mix.", "SAM WILDER: Maybe we should call your sisters, just in case.", "PAIGE: I think I can handle one lousy demon alone, thank you.", "SAM WILDER: Well, what if you can't?", "PAIGE: Oh, what, are you worried about me?", "SAM WILDER: We should get going. (Sam motions and steps away. After a beat, Paige follows him. They both walk past Agent Murphy. He looks at them.)", "AGENT MURPHY: What am I supposed to do?", "(He doesn't get an answer. He turns and leaves.)", "(In the background, Vaklav steps out into view.)", "(He smiles, then shimmers out.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. SKY - DAY]", "(An airplane flies overhead.)", "[EXT. STREET - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(JD watches the plane fly above. He's never seen a plane like this before. Billie is nearby.)", "JD: Am I dead?", "BILLIE JENKINS: No, but you're gonna be if we don't get outta here.", "(He looks around.)", "JD: Unreal!", "BILLIE JENKINS: JD, I'm telling you, ok? We have to go. We --", "(A silver hybrid passes by. JD is astonished by the futuristic nature of the car.)", "JD: Did -- did you see that?! It didn't make a sound, like right out of Buck Rogers!", "BILLIE JENKINS: Yeah. It's a hybrid. Runs on battery.", "JD: Battery? Why?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Are you kidding? With gas three bucks a gallon?", "JD: Three bucks? No way! It's, like, 25 cents. (Before she can answer, two officers on motorized stand-up scooters travel past them on the sidewalk. JD's startled and quickly pulls Billie out of their path.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Wh ... hey, hey. It's okay. It's all right. They're not gonna hurt you. It's just a cop.", "JD: A cop? (she nods) I -- I don't understand.", "BILLIE JENKINS: I know. I know. I'm sorry.", "(He looks at date on the newspaper in the dispenser.)", "JD: November 6, 2005? But that's not possible! Is it?", "BILLIE JENKINS: What else could it be? Look, I know this is a lot to handle.", "Okay? I don't know what to tell you. All I can say is Sam can explain this to you in a much safer place, so we should go.", "JD: My dad. I -- I gotta see my dad.", "(He turns and runs down the sidewalk. Billie takes off after him.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC -- DAY]", "(BAMM! A cloud of white smoke rises from the potions cauldron. \"Piper\" is throwing ingredients into the pot while \"Leo\" stands in front of the open Book of Shadows.)", "PIPER (IN LEO): Hey. Watch the face, will you, Leo? I just got a peel.", "LEO (IN PIPER): Would you please just try to find a spell to change us back? I know what I'm doing, Piper.", "PIPER (IN LEO): People who know what they're doing don't cause explosions.", "LEO (IN PIPER): You know, it's one thing to have my wife constantly criticize everything I do. It's another thing when you do it from my own body!", "PIPER (IN LEO): Well, since I figure you'd never listen to me, you might listen to yourself.", "(Phoebe enters the attic, mumbling to herself.)", "PHOEBE: No romantic dinners. No walks on the beach.", "(She stops in front of \"Piper\".)", "PHOEBE: There is no way I can be inseminated. I tried. I just couldn't do it.", "It didn't feel right.", "LEO (IN PIPER): That's ... gross.", "PHOEBE: No. What's gross is me pushing the issue because of some stupid premonitions. You know? I want love first. I want what you guys have. LEO (AS PIPER) Not today, you don't. Trust me.", "PHOEBE: Why? What's going on?", "(Leo points to Piper standing in Leo's body in front of the Book stand.)", "LEO (AS PIPER) Talk to your sister.", "(\"Piper\" waves to Phoebe.)", "PIPER (IN LEO): Yeah.", "PHOEBE: Oh, my God. Did Wyatt switch you guys again?", "LEO (AS PIPER) No. It was a marriage counselor.", "PIPER (IN LEO): Actually ... it was a gardener ... (smug) And it was Leo's fault.", "(\"Piper\" sighs loudly.)", "LEO (AS PIPER) Okay, that's too weird.", "PIPER (IN LEO): Never mind. We'll figure it out. How's, uh, Billie doing downstairs with JD?", "PHOEBE: There's nobody downstairs.", "PIPER (IN LEO): What?!", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. RESIDENTIAL STREET - DAY]", "(Billie waits outside. JD exits the care home. He's very upset. Billie gets up and follows him.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Hey. Are you all right?", "JD: They said that ... my dad ... just died.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Oh, god, JD, I'm so sorry.", "JD: They said he was 93 years old. I mean, 93! How could that be? He had nobody left. Not my mom, my brother. They said he buried me fifty years ago, even though he never stopped looking for me. I mean, how could he bury me! I'm still alive!", "BILLIE JENKINS: I know. I know. We are gonna figure this whole thing out. Listen. Look at me. JD, listen. You can trust me. Right? You know you can trust me. I'm gonna tell you something you're not gonna believe, but you're gonna have to. It's the only way this whole thing is gonna make any sense to you.", "JD: Okay.", "BILLIE JENKINS: What happened fifty years ago ... to you ... whatever's going on, Sam is -- is figuring that out. All I know is whatever it is, it has something ... to do with magic.", "JD: You're crazy.", "BILLIE JENKINS: No, I'm not. It's real. Ok? Just like what the demon did to you? That's real. And that he's trying to kill you, this is all very real.", "(He's finding it very difficult to believe her. She sighs.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Look, I know this is hard to handle. Okay? Believe me, I'm new", "at this myself. I just found out a week ago that a demon kidnapped my sister. Believe me, I know what you're going through. Or at least, I kinda know what you're going through. Just don't run away from me. I can protect you from this. I promise.", "(She steps forward and give shim a hug. He slowly hugs her back.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. CHADWICK PHOTO STUDIO (STOCK) - DAY]", "(The sign in the studio door reads CLOSED.)", "[INT. CHADWICK PHOTO STUDIO -- DAY]", "(Sam and Paige are looking through the various photos and photo albums.)", "PAIGE: Anything?", "SAM WILDER: No. Maybe we should take something back to try and scry for.", "(He walks past the drawer and senses something. He holds out his hands at the drawers, palms forward.)", "PAIGE: Everything all right?", "SAM WILDER: Can you feel that?", "(Paige walks over to him.)", "PAIGE: Feel what?", "(He exhales sharply.)", "SAM WILDER: The pain ... innocents. I can sense them. They were here. Future", "whitelighters. That's what he's after. This could be a trap. You've gotta get out of here.", "PAIGE: No. I'm not a future whitelighter. I am a whitelighter.", "SAM WILDER: But you're not embracing it. Otherwise, you'd sense it, too. That makes you vulnerable.", "PAIGE: No, that makes me sane.", "SAM WILDER: Look, you've got to stop fighting this, Paige. Gotta stop fighting yourself. Whether you like it or not, you are my daughter, which makes you a whitelighter, and it's about damn time you accepted that.", "PAIGE: The hell it is. Look, for your information, my father -- my real father -- the one who raised me, loved me, and took care of me till the day he died was a firefighter, not a whitelighter, so how dare you show up here and act like you're my dad? 'Cause I have news for you -- you're not. (Upset, Paige turns around and leaves the studio, the shop bell jingles as the front door slams closed behind her.)", "(Sam closes his eyes and turns around, regretfully. He rubs his eyes.)", "(The shop bell jingles.)", "(Sam quickly turns around.)", "SAM WILDER: Paige?", "(It's Vaklav.)", "VAKLAV: Daughters. They tend to outlive their fathers ... grieve longer.", "(Vaklav holds his hands out in front of him and an old camera appears. Under his left arm, he has a rolled-up piece of paper.)", "SAM WILDER: Wait. Don't.", "VAKLAV: Smile.", "(He snaps. The camera flashes.)", "(Sam vanishes.)", "(The camera disappears in a flash.)", "(Vaklav takes out the rolled-up sheet of paper and unrolls it.)", "(In the empty spot where JD used to be, Sam's image now fills it.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC -- NIGHT]", "(Phoebe walks into the attic and stops abruptly at the sight before her: Piper is standing in front of the scrying table, the map askew and fumbling, yes, fumbling with the scrying crystal. Leo is standing next to her trying to take the scrying crystal from her.)", "PHOEBE: Any luck finding JD and Billie? (\"Leo\" tries to take the scrying crystal from \"Piper\". She keeps slapping his hands away from her.)", "PIPER (IN LEO): Uh, no, because Leo won't let me try.", "LEO (IN PIPER): Because Piper's powers are still in her body.", "PIPER (IN LEO): But the knowledge of how to use them isn't.", "LEO (IN PIPER): (sighs) Oh, yeah? Wanna see me freeze you?", "PIPER (IN LEO): Ha! Like you even know how!", "PHOEBE: Ok, ok, ok! What the hell is going on here?", "PIPER (IN LEO): Well, first of all, we're in each other's bodies.", "PHOEBE: Well, yes. Obviously. But the question is, why?", "(\"Piper\" stops scrying and puts the crystal down on the table.)", "PIPER (IN LEO): Stupid gardener.", "LEO (IN PIPER): He's a Soothsayer.", "PIPER (IN LEO): He's a quack!", "(\"Leo\" picks up the crystal.)", "PHOEBE: Ok. Well, whatever it is, I think he knows exactly what he's doing.", "(Both Piper and Leo roll their eyes at Phoebe.)", "PHOEBE: Come on! Every shrink wants couples to walk a mile in each other's", "shoes. Right? This guy just did it literally. (\"Leo\" looks at the boobs on \"her\" body. \"Piper\" slaps his hands for him to stop it.)", "LEO (IN PIPER): Well, it's not working.", "PHOEBE: Isn't it? (to Leo) Look, you've only been in Piper's body a few hours, and already you see what she has to juggle -- you know, being the breadwinner, a mom, A Charmed One?", "PIPER (IN LEO): See?", "PHOEBE: (to Piper) And you, you finally get a good understanding what it feels like to be Leo and not have any powers and to be married to a witch. He has to do all the legwork around here, pick up all the slack. It's a thankless job. You guys have forgotten how great you are together. Everybody wants what you have. Trust me, i want what you have. Don't take it for granted.", "PIPER (IN LEO): She's right.", "LEO (IN PIPER): I know. We need to find more time to spend together, Piper, just the two of us.", "PIPER (IN LEO): So we can talk.", "LEO (IN PIPER): And listen. (As soon as they agree, a red glow appears inside them and switches places with the other.)", "LEO: We're back.", "PIPER: Whoo. Thank God.", "PHOEBE: Thank the shrink. Now, hurry up and find Billie.", "(Leo holds out the crystal for Piper. She takes it from him.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: (o.s.) Um, there's no need for that.", "(They turn and see Billie enter the attic with JD.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: JD needs to talk to Sam.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. CHADWICK PHOTO STUDIO -- NIGHT]", "(The door bell jingles as Paige enters the photo studio. She's on the phone.)", "PAIGE: What do you mean, he knows everything? I thought Billie was supposed to", "wrangle him.", "(She sighs as she looks around.)", "PAIGE: Yeah, I'm here, but I'm not seeing Sam. Well ... just have JD call him.", "He's his charge. All right, all right, already. Criminy.", "(She hangs up the phone and sighs.)", "PAIGE: Sam?", "(The bell on the shop door jingles. Paige turns around to look and sees the front door open. No one is there.)", "VAKLAV: (o.s.) Looking for someone?", "(Paige turns around and sees Vaklav inside the shop.)", "PAIGE: Who are you?", "VAKLAV: Well, not to be defined by my work, but let's just say ... I like", "taking pictures.", "(Paige looks around.)", "PAIGE: Tripod!", "(She orbs the tripod over to Vaklav and pins him against the wall.)", "PAIGE: Tell me where Sam is.", "VAKLAV: Oh, you love your father more than you think. Which means you'll miss", "him terribly. You see, I'm an expert in pain. It's my bread and butter, really. I feed off it. (He shimmers out and appears behind Paige. Paige turns around. He backhands her across the face. She falls to the ground.)", "PAIGE: Unhh!", "(She looks at him.)", "PAIGE: What do you want?!", "VAKLAV: To keep my collage complete. When JD escaped, I was forced to take", "Sam. If you want to see your father alive again ... bring me JD.", "PIPER: (PRE-LAP) We don't swap innocents.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY -- NIGHT]", "(Everyone discusses what to do next.)", "PIPER: The demon must know that.", "PAIGE: Well ... he wasn't after JD. He's just a -- a loose end, someone that", "got away.", "PHOEBE: Someone that he wants to finish off.", "PIPER: Well, he's got who he really wants -- Sam.", "PAIGE: Yeah, thanks to me. I should've listen to him.", "PHOEBE: Mmm, maybe you didn't want to.", "(JD appears in the doorway.)", "JD: Hey, what's the problem? If he wants me, let him have me.", "PHOEBE: Well, the problem is, he's gonna kill you.", "JD: I got away from him before, didn't I?", "PIPER: Yeah. How did you do that?", "JD: It was something I learned from my dad. And it works every time.", "BILLIE JENKINS: No. Not this time. It's too dangerous.", "JD: Well, it doesn't matter. I owe him. He turned my life around. I -- I", "don't know what I would've done without him.", "PIPER: Um ... why don't we take this up to the attic and see what Leo's come up with.", "PHOEBE: We'll be back.", "(Piper, Paige and Phoebe leave the room.)", "JD: Well ... what about Sam?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Oh, they'll figure something out.", "(JD turns to leave.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: JD, wait. Where do you think you're going?", "JD: Where do you think?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Look, I can't let y -- hey, you know I can stop you this time.", "(JD stops and sighs heavily. He turns to look at Billie.)", "JD: Billie ... I have to go. And besides, this isn't my time anymore.", "BILLIE JENKINS: What are you talking about?", "JD: Everyone I've ever loved, ever known, is gone now. I'm not supposed to be", "here.", "BILLIE JENKINS: But you are here.", "JD: Yeah, by some strange twist of fate. (He sighs.) My time has passed. But Sam's still got family. He's still got friends. He can still help people.", "BILLIE JENKINS: But you're here for a reason. I believe that.", "JD: Well, maybe it was to do this. To do good. Or maybe it was just to meet you.", "BILLIE JENKINS: JD ...", "JD: Promise me something. You won't waste your whole life looking for your", "sister like my dad wasted his looking for me.", "BILLIE JENKINS: I don't understand. I don't -- (He steps forward and kisses her. He brings up his hand and puts pressure on a point on her neck, knocking her out immediately.)", "(He gently puts her down on the couch. He leans in close and whispers to her.)", "JD: (softly) I was lucky to know you, Billie.", "(JD gets up and leaves.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. SAN FRANCISCO STREET (STOCK) - NIGHT]", "(ANGLE DOWN on the street below. We zoom from one point to another.)", "[INT. CHADWICK PHOTO STUDIO -- NIGHT]", "(The front door bell jingles as JD enters the photo studio. On the counter top is the demonic camera.)", "JD: Sam?", "(He closes the door behind him.)", "JD: Sam!", "(Vaklav shimmers in.)", "JD: You let Sam go. You've got me now.", "VAKLAV: Still, I need Sam to complete my collage. Just like I needed you. But", "not anymore.", "JD: If you don't free him, the sisters --", "VAKLAV: Will never find me ... once I've taken care of my last ... loose end. (Vaklav powers up a fireball. JD starts to run toward him. Vaklav hits JD with the fireball, killing him.)", "(Vaklav picks up the demonic camera and shimmers out.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT MANOR - KITCHEN -- NIGHT]", "(Billie stands in the room alone. Phoebe walks in.)", "PHOEBE: Billie ... it's not your fault.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Yes, it is. I should've stopped him.", "PHOEBE: If you could have, you would have. He didn't want you to.", "BILLIE JENKINS: It's just so unfair. How--why would JD come back after all", "this time just to die like this?", "PHOEBE: We can't save every innocent. We're witches ... not ... Gods.", "BILLIE JENKINS: But I promised to protect him.", "PHOEBE: Promises can be tricky. Sometimes you just have to let things happen ... in their own time ... in their own way. Everything happens for a reason.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC -- NIGHT]", "(Piper and Leo walk into the attic where Paige is trying to scry for Sam.)", "PIPER: Paige, you're not gonna find Sam that way.", "PAIGE: Oh, yeah? Watch me.", "LEO: Well, how do you know he's even in the city? You don't know who the demon", "is.", "(Paige stops and looks at them.)", "PAIGE: You're right.", "(She drops the crystal and moves away from the scrying table and heads over to the Book. She starts flipping through the pages.)", "PAIGE: You ... make a vanquishing potion, the strongest one we've got.", "PIPER: Uh ... you know, there is another way to find Sam.", "PAIGE: Yeah? How?", "LEO: Call him?", "PAIGE: I already tried that. Thanks.", "PIPER: You ... called for Sam. I think you need to call for your father.", "PAIGE: He's not ... my father.", "LEO: He's not your only father, but he is still, in fact, your father. You're connected. At least as a whitelighter.", "(Paige rolls her eyes, but gives it a try.)", "PAIGE: Dad?", "(After a long moment, Sam appears in the attic. He looks stunned to be there.)", "SAM WILDER: Paige.", "(A beat later, all the other people Vaklav stole appear in the attic behind Sam.)", "(Piper starts motioning for them to step back.)", "PIPER: Uh ... okay, everybody, let's back up. We're gonna have some company.", "(Vaklav shimmers into the attic holding the blank piece of parchment and looking perplexed as to what happened.)", "VAKLAV: I don't understand.", "(Piper steps in front of Sam. He glares at Piper.)", "VAKLAV: How did you free them?!", "PIPER: Ooh. I didn't. (looks at Paige) She did.", "PAIGE: (shrugs) I guess my whitelighter side is stronger than I thought.", "(Vaklav powers up a fireball and throws it at her. Piper waves her hands and forces the fireball back at Vaklav, hitting him square in the chest. He grunts and falls back to the floor.)", "(Paige picks up the demonic camera and points it at him.)", "PAIGE: Smile.", "VAKLAV: No!", "(Paige snaps a photo of Vaklav. He vanishes.)", "(She picks up the parchment to show Vaklav's photographic image in the center.)", "PAIGE: I think I'll have this one framed.", "(Leo looks at the people in the attic.)", "LEO: What about them?", "PAIGE: Hmm.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. SAN FRANCISCO CITY LIGHTS (STOCK) - NIGHT]", "[EXT. SAN FRANCISCO CITY (STOCK) - SUNRISE TO DAY]", "[EXT. GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE - TOWER -- DAY]", "(Paige is on the Golden Gate Bridge tower.)", "PAIGE: You may as well show up. I know you're lurking around here somewhere.", "(Sam orbs in.)", "SAM WILDER: Nothing wrong with those Whitelighter instincts of yours. Figured", "you'd want to talk.", "PAIGE: Uh, actually, I ... wanted to apologize.", "SAM WILDER: For ... ?", "PAIGE: For being so hard on you.", "SAM WILDER: Paige, look, you don't have to, uh --", "PAIGE: Yeah, actually ... I do. Guess I hadn't realized how much ... you know, it hurt me -- the whole ... not-showing-up thing.", "SAM WILDER: I don't blame you. I should've come by long ago. But ... out of deference to your ... real father's memory, I ... I'm not exactly sure how I fit in.", "PAIGE: Well ... I think there's room for both of you in my life.", "SAM WILDER: Agent Murphy managed to track down all the innocents' families?", "PAIGE: Yes, he did. I think it's safe to say Mr. Sawyer got the shock of his life. It'll be a tough adjustment.", "SAM WILDER: Better late than never.", "PAIGE: Yeah. Unfortunately, not for JD.", "SAM WILDER: Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that. It might've taken him an extra fifty years, but I think he finally managed to prove himself a future Whitelighter ... by saving another. You.", "(Paige smiles.)", "SAM WILDER: See you around?", "PAIGE: Definitely.", "(Sam smiles, then orbs out.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. CEMETERY - DAY]", "(Billie brushes the leaves off an old gravestone.)", "JONATHAN DAVID WILLIAMS", "J.D.", "BELOVED SON", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(She puts a single white rose on the stone.)", "(ANGLE DOWN on Billie and the gravestone.)" ]	Charmed	08x07	The Lost Picture Show	bunniefuu
Charmed_08x08.json	[ "While helping Agent Brody by reading through some cold cases that Homeland Security has on hand, Billie inadvertently puts on a belt she found and is granted superhero powers that can turn the sexes against one another. As a result, she comes under the power of a power hungry female demon who plans to use Billie's new powers to gain female domination the world over. As Piper tries to book a headlining musical act to perform at P3, Paige gets a new charge that causes her to cross paths with a new love interest." ]	[ "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) -- DAY]", "PIPER: (v.o.) Yeah, no. I-I-I realize we haven't had a band in a couple of", "months, ...", "[INT. MANOR - KITCHEN -- DAY]", "(Piper is on the phone in the kitchen while Leo takes practice swings with the golf club.)", "PIPER: (to phone) ... but haven't you read the papers? I've been helping Homeland ... (The line disconnects. There's a dial tone. Piper pulls the phone away from her ear.)", "PIPER: ... Security. (She hangs up.) (mutters) It even sounds ridiculous to me. (Piper puts the phone down and turns around. Leo continues to take practice swings with the golf club.)", "PIPER: I don't get it. It's, you know, two lousy months, and suddenly I'm ice cold.", "LEO: Bands will be back. P-3's still the hottest club in town.", "PIPER: Oh, yeah? When?", "(Piper ducks as Leo swings.)", "PIPER: Hey. Watch it.", "LEO: Sorry. Listen, do you want me to talk to Smitty? I'm playing golf with", "him this afternoon.", "PIPER: No. I don't like that guy. He's slimy.", "LEO: Yeah, but he's got connections. He got you The Donnas.", "PIPER: Fine. Let him win. (Smiling, Leo leans forward and kisses Piper. He turns and heads out of the kitchen. Off screen, he passes Paige on her way in.)", "LEO: (o.s.) G'morning.", "PAIGE: (o.s.) Hi.", "(Paige enters the kitchen.)", "PAIGE: I didn't know Leo golfed.", "PIPER: Yeah, he does, but not very well. Don't tell him. Why are you so", "dressed up?", "(Paige takes a cup out of the cupboard.)", "PAIGE: Well, the Elders have assigned me a charge, a future Whitelighter.", "PIPER: Is that a good thing?", "PAIGE: Yeah. It is if he's cute.", "(Paige fills her cup with coffee. Phoebe rushes into the kitchen.)", "PHOEBE: Don't you ever answer call waiting?", "PIPER: Why?", "(Phoebe takes a cup from the cupboard.)", "PHOEBE: Well, Agent Murphy's been trying to get through. He's got a case for", "us.", "PAIGE: A case? What are we, Charlie's Witches? We don't work for him.", "PHOEBE: Apparently, he seems to think that we do, especially after reminding me over and over that he bailed us out of our little jam.", "PIPER: That's blackmail.", "PHOEBE: No, that's your taxpayer dollars at work.", "PAIGE: Yeah? Well, I can't. I have to go deal with a charge.", "PHOEBE: No, no, no, no, no. You're not dumping this in my lap, Missy. I am very busy, too. I have dates -- lots and lots of dates.", "PIPER: Are you trying to get pregnant again?", "PHOEBE: No. I'm trying to find love. So I don't have any more time than you guys do to go through cold cases.", "PAIGE: What do you mean cold cases?", "PHOEBE: Well, there are cases that Murphy seems to think have some supernatural angle to them, so he wants us to go through boxes to see if we can find anything.", "PIPER: How many boxes?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT./EXT. WAREHOUSE -- DAY]", "(The agent opens the warehouse door for Piper and Phoebe. Yes, warehouse. Inside are shelves and shelves and shelves of file boxes.)", "PIPER: You have got to be kidding me!", "FADE TO", "END OF TEASER", "ROLL TITLE CREDITS", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. WAREHOUSE -- DAY]", "(The Government Agent leads Piper and Phoebe into the warehouse.)", "AGENT: Agent Murphy says he wants you to start with these. They're rated para-", "7 suspicion and higher.", "PIPER: Para-7?", "AGENT: Paranormal.", "(He picks up the box of latex gloves off the table and hands them to Piper.)", "AGENT: Don't forget to wear protective gloves. We don't want the evidence", "tainted.", "(He passes them and heads back to the door.)", "PHOEBE: Wait a minute. Where are you going? Hey, you can't just leave us", "here.", "(He closes the doors on them.)", "PIPER: This can't be legal.", "PHOEBE: Apparently it is. (Phoebe grabs a pair of gloves out of the box.)", "Let's just get this over with so we can find something.", "PIPER: You know, Agent Murphy can't make us do this on a weekly basis. It's boring.", "(She slams the box of gloves on the table. Phoebe puts the gloves she has on.)", "PHOEBE: Well, if he does, we'll just turn him into a frog or something.", "(Piper's phone rings. She reaches for it. Phoebe gives her a stern warning.)", "PHOEBE: Don't you answer that.", "(The phone rings again. Piper answers it.)", "PIPER: (to phone) Hello. Hey, how's it going? Of course I can make it.", "PHOEBE: Piper, no, you cannot.", "(Piper shrugs.)", "PIPER: (to phone) Okay. See you later. (She hangs up.) I got to go. It's", "Leo's music buddy. He's trying to get me a band. It's very, very important.", "PHOEBE: All right.", "PIPER: You should probably leave those off because you'll get a premonition easier without them. Okay? (Piper turns and smoothly heads for the door. Phoebe starts pulling off the gloves.)", "PIPER: Um, so I'll be back in a jiffy.", "(Piper opens the door and leaves.)", "PIPER: (squeaks) Okay. See you later.", "(She slams the door shut.)", "(Phoebe pulls the gloves and they snap off.)", "PHOEBE: Ow!", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL -- DAY]", "(Zira walks into the great hall where Sollal is standing over a simmering cauldron.)", "ZIRA: I need more power. You said you'd find it for me by now.", "SOLLAL: I'm doing everything I can, Zira. I've got feelers out everywhere.", "ZIRA: I don't know how much longer I could take answering to that--that brute, let alone all the others. I'm getting restless.", "SOLLAL: And I said I'm working on it. (Tai, a large demon, shimmers into the Great Hall. Several other demons shimmer in behind him. Sollal immediately bows before him. Zira nods in respect.)", "TAI: Where's the potion? Why isn't it ready yet?", "ZIRA: It will be, Tai. I assure you.", "TAI: It better be, or I'll find a new sorceress.", "(With that, Tai and his demon followers leave the Great Hall.)", "ZIRA: I'll show him and his kind who's replaceable, even if I have to kill", "every last male demon to do it. It's time for females to rule. Especially this female.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. UNIVERSITY CAMPUS - HUMAN SEXUALITY CLASS -- DAY]", "(Billie is in a class lecture. On the whiteboard is a large picture of a yin/yang symbol.)", "PROFESSOR: The battle of the sexes is universal, going back to Adam and Eve. In fact, men and women are so different that you have to wonder how we get along at all. What stops us from killing each other?", "(The professor turns and points to the yin/yang symbol on the board.)", "PROFESSOR: The yin/yang theory explains it best. Yang: male is cold, hard,", "and unbending. Yin: female, warm, soft, and yielding. But ... notice the", "dots. A little bit of each in the other for balance.", "(Billie pops her gum.)", "PROFESSOR: Billie, have something to add?", "BILLIE JENKINS: No. (softer to the girl next to her) Nothing he'd wanna hear", "anyways.", "PROFESSOR: Try me.", "BILLIE JENKINS: I think this whole thing's just a little outdated. You know, it might used to have been more clear-cut, but now men are just wimps or thugs. It's women that are balanced.", "(The boy in front of her belches loudly. The students chuckle.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Oh, I rest my case.", "PROFESSOR: I see your point. But like it or not, behind every good man is a", "good woman and vice versa. We need each other.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Hardly. I'm around amazing women all the time that don't need guys. I mean, history proves that women are the stronger sx. Let's think back to goddesses, queens, muses, witches --", "MALE STUDENT: Witches, women -- same difference.", "MALE STUDENT 2: You don't mean witches. You mean bi -- (The girl behind him slaps the back of his head before he can even finish that sentence.)", "FEMALE STUDENT: Shut up, Sicko.", "BILLIE JENKINS: The only way there will ever be any balance is if women get the chance to rule.", "PROFESSOR: Except history doesn't support your theory. When either sx becomes dominant, it's a fiasco.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Yeah, for you guys.", "PROFESSOR: No. For everyone. We're different for a reason. Buy it or not, the yin/yang theory will be on the midterm today.", "(The class groans. Billie's phone rings.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: I'm sorry. I got to take this. (to phone) Phoebe? Hi.", "Demons? Okay. I'll just get a cab. All right, bye. (She hangs up.) Sorry. I got to go. It's a family emergency.", "(Billie grabs her stuff and leaves. The Boy student belches again.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. P-3 (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. P-3 - DAY - PIPER'S OFFICE]", "(Smitty talks with Piper as Leo leans against the doorframe in the back listening.)", "PIPER: Well, the problem is it's a catch-22. No band wants to play a club that hasn't had a band in a while. On the other hand, I need a band.", "SMITTY: That is a problem.", "PIPER: Yes, but not an insurmountable one, right?", "SMITTY: Yeah, it's true. You guys have a great track record. I mean, you--you used to book a lot of talent.", "PIPER: Uh-huh. And we still can. It just takes one.", "SMITTY: You're not gonna get a headliner.", "PIPER: Okay. Uh ... well, what if we do a benefit for the hurricane victims?", "SMITTY: Maybe I can get you a chick band, but that's about it.", "PIPER: A chick band?", "SMITTY: But it won't help much because there aren't very many hip ones.", "PIPER: I'm sorry, but there's a lot of hugely successful female bands around.", "SMITTY: Yeah, but you're not gonna get any of 'em.", "PIPER: Well, why not? We used to.", "SMITTY: Whoa. Don't get all emotional on me, baby.", "PIPER: Oh, no. This is not emotional. Would you like to see emotional? I can get emotional.", "(Leo steps forward and intervenes.)", "LEO: Okay, look, Smitty, bottom line is we really could use your help, so maybe", "there's somebody who owes you a favor.", "(Leo leads Smitty to the door.)", "PIPER: Oh, no. I don't need no favors from him.", "(Leo sends Piper a warning look as he and Smitty leave the office.)", "[INT P-3 - CLUB - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(Leo and Smitty walk toward the door.)", "SMITTY: Okay. Well, um, Liz Phair's passing through town. She likes a good", "charity. But we'll talk later when the ol' ball and chain isn't around.", "(Leo chuckles.)", "LEO: All right.", "(They shake hands as Piper exits the office. Smitty leaves.)", "PIPER: Why were you so nice to him? Why did you not throw him out on his macho", "pig ass?", "LEO: Because I'm trying to get you a band. Smitty has a point. The music business is all about what's current.", "PIPER: Well, currently, I am very irritated.", "LEO: Okay, well, then you need to take a deep breath and relax.", "PIPER: Oh, I see. Now you think I'm being overly emotional.", "(Used to it, Leo chuckles.)", "LEO: Not at all. It's all good.", "(He turns and leaves. Piper's not buying it as she fumes. She laughs and heads back to her office.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. WAREHOUSE -- DAY]", "(Phoebe has some evidence out on the table. In her hand, she holds a boxing glove as she talks on the phone with Paige.)", "PHOEBE: (to phone) All I'm saying is I have coffee at six, a dinner date at eight. So if Billie's not here -", "PAIGE: (from phone) Believe it or not, I would rather be helping you than be where I am right now. INTERCUT WITH:", "[EXT. DOWNTOWN STREET - DAY]", "(Paige is hiding behind a car, parked in a run-down section of the neighborhood.)", "PHOEBE: (from phone) Why? Where are you?", "PAIGE: I'm, uh ... on skid row, trying to figure out how to introduce myself to my new charge.", "PHOEBE: Well, what's stopping you?", "PAIGE: Well, I have to wait for the other felon to leave first.", "PHOEBE: Why?", "(Paige keeps her eyes on the two men arguing across the street.)", "PAIGE: Apparently, this kid's at a crossroads. I'm supposed to help him figure", "out how to make the right choice, like that's gonna be real easy.", "PHOEBE: Well, back to our little problem here.", "(Phoebe reaches into the box again.)", "(Paige sees Donnie grab Speed and push him up against the wall.)", "DONNIE: Don't tell me no, punk. You owe me.", "PAIGE: I got to go. He's getting beat up. Oh-kay.", "(Paige hangs up.)", "PHOEBE: (sputters) Wait. But --", "SPEED: Look, I'm just trying to stay out of trouble, Donnie, that's all.", "DONNIE: Yeah? Well, you don't drive, and you're gonna be in a world of trouble", "with me. You got that, Speed? Huh?!", "PAIGE: (o.s.) Hey!", "(Donnie turns and sees Paige running toward them.)", "DONNIE: (to Speed) You better show up. Punk.", "(He lets Speed go just as Paige arrives.)", "PAIGE: You okay?", "SPEED: Who are you?", "PAIGE: Uh, I'm someone who just saved you from getting your ass kicked, that's", "who I am.", "SPEED: Lady, I don't think so.", "PAIGE: Speed, I know who you are. I'm just trying to help you.", "SPEED: What are you, my guardian angel or something?", "PAIGE: Yeah. Or something. (He can't believe her. Suddenly, tires screech as a car turns the corner quickly headed toward them. Speed looks at the car and recognizes it.)", "SPEED: Aw, shoot!", "(He takes off running.)", "PAIGE: Wait!", "(The car turns around on the street, tires screeching and rams into the wire fence where Speed is climbing.)", "(Speed falls right on the hood of the car.)", "(Henry Mitchell gets out of the car and grabs Speed, pulling up and off his car.)", "HENRY MITCHELL: You dented my hood. That's gonna cost you.", "(Henry starts to frisk Speed. Paige runs over to them.)", "PAIGE: Hey!", "SPEED: (protesting) It wasn't what you think. The dude just tracked me down.", "PAIGE: Leave him alone or I'm gonna call the cops!", "(Henry pushes Speed face down on the hood of the car and pulls out his handcuffs. He also takes out his badge to show Paige.)", "HENRY MITCHELL: Don't bother. That's where he's headed already.", "PAIGE: You're a parole officer?", "(Henry cuffs Speed and pulls him up.)", "HENRY MITCHELL: Look at that. Your girlfriend can read, huh?", "PAIGE: What'd he do?", "HENRY MITCHELL: Broke parole. Consorting with a known felon.", "SPEED: Man, that's not what happened. Come on, you gotta believe me.", "(He pushes Speed into the car.)", "HENRY MITCHELL: Actually, no, I don't. I wouldn't hang around out here, lady,", "if I were you. Not dressed like that. (Paige glances down at what she's wearing as Henry gets back into his car and starts the engine. He backs up, forcing Paige to step aside. He drives away.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. WAREHOUSE -- DAY]", "(Billie tries on a pair of sunglasses as she pauses going through the evidence boxes.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Wow. These are so Greta Garbo. Hey, now there's a woman that didn't need a man to make her feel complete. (Phoebe is looking through another box in between the shelves. She's also on her phone.)", "PHOEBE: Hey, Billie, those are evidence, okay? And not to mention somebody probably died in them. (to phone) Hello. No. I said I'm dying to see you. It just must be a really bad connection.", "(Billie takes out a girdle.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Now, this is the kind of bondage men want us in? I don't even", "know why you bother hooking up. After seeing this guy in my class this morning, I am so sure women should be on top.", "PHOEBE: Do you mind?", "BILLIE JENKINS: I'm sorry. I meant that metaphorically.", "PHOEBE: Well, I'm speaking to a guy, and he means metaphysically.", "(Billie heads back to her box on the table.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Yeah, see, that's the thing. Men just keep using their little", "heads to do all the thinking for them.", "(She reaches in the box and takes out a skull.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: You know, this whole yin/yang thing, it's a complete hoax.", "Look at this lame gig. Once again, the male establishment is using women's awesome skills for their busywork.", "PHOEBE: (to phone) You know what? I got to go, okay? Yeah, I can't wait to see you, too. Sunday. All right. Thanks. Bye.", "(She hangs up, picks up her box and heads over to the table to join Billie.)", "PHOEBE: Hey, can we lay off the male bashing, please?", "(Billie goes back to the shelf to look at the other items on it.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Sorry. I've just had one too many lame dates lately. I don't", "understand. Everyone I go out with is so immature and childish. Does that ever change? Do they ever grow up?", "(She finds a golden belt.)", "PHOEBE: Well, if I ever get out of here, I'll let you know.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Hey. Check this thing out.", "(Billie steps out from the shelves with the belt around her waist. Phoebe glances at her just as Billie's about to snap the belt closed.)", "PHOEBE: No, no. No. (Too late. She closes the belt around her waist. A gold-colored flash of light washes over Billie and changes her into a sleek, Amazon-looking warrior.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Uh, what just happened?", "PHOEBE: We're screwed. That's what happened.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. STREET -- DAY]", "(Billie and Phoebe walk down the sidewalk. The men they pass by whistle at them. Billie tries to get the belt off her.)", "PHOEBE: This is unbelievable. Piper takes the car. Paige orbs. Does anyone stop and think that Phoebe can't orb? No, of course not. Why? Because it's all about them.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Ok, hi. Yeah. I can't get this thing off.", "PHOEBE: Yeah. Don't even bother. It's gonna take a spell or a potion or some kind of emotional epiphany.", "BILLIE JENKINS: That blows. Are you sure?", "PHOEBE: Hello! Voice of experience. I've been turned into a mermaid, a mummy, a genie. Okay? Trust me. I know these things.", "BILLIE JENKINS: I can't believe this. I feel so stupid. I had to put the belt on.", "PHOEBE: It's okay. Just think of it as initiation. It happens to the best of us.", "BILLIE JENKINS: So it's not that bad?", "PHOEBE: Oh, no. It's bad. It's very, very bad.", "(They cross the street.)", "MAN: (o.s.) Hey! Superhero-Babe! Over here!", "BILLIE JENKINS: (groans) Please, someone vanquish me now.", "PHOEBE: Ok, we got to get you out of here. Hey, taxi!", "(Phoebe hails a taxi. The taxi stops. Billie reaches down to open the door and it comes off completely from its hinges.)", "(She and Phoebe gasp.)", "TAXI DRIVER: What the hell did you do to my cab?", "PHOEBE: Put it back, put it back. Put it back. Let's go.", "(Billie puts the car door back on the car. She and Phoebe take off down the sidewalk.) (The taxi driver watches as his car door falls off the frame and onto the sidewalk.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL -- DAY]", "(Zira stirs the boiling cauldron. Sollal rushes into the Great Hall carrying a book.)", "SOLLAL: A dormant power's just been activated.", "ZIRA: What do you mean dormant?", "(He opens the book and reads.)", "SOLLAL: Well, judging by its intensity and frequency of the emissions, I", "thought it was the Crystal of Kazimar. But it's even more powerful than that. The Golden Belt of Gaea.", "ZIRA: \"The goddesses' gift to Hippolyta endows the woman wearing it with transcendent powers.\"", "(She slams the book shut and looks at Sollal eagerly.)", "ZIRA: I'm sold. How do I get it?", "SOLLAL: Trust me. You don't want it. It would destroy you the moment you put", "it on. You're evil.", "ZIRA: Then what good is it to me?", "SOLLAL: Well, you could still appropriate its powers by getting the woman who's wearing it to do your bidding for you.", "ZIRA: How, if she's good?", "SOLLAL: The belt's power will compel her to use its force whether she wants to or not. In time, it'll drive her to madness, consume her. Of course, if you were to befriend her before that ...", "ZIRA: Then I can get her to use the powers for me, to get rid of Tai. How do we find her?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. POLICE STATION - BULLPEN -- DAY]", "(Paige walks in and sees Henry Mitchell on the phone.)", "PAIGE: There you are.", "HENRY MITCHELL: (to phone) What about Jake? Did he check in yet?", "(She walks up to Henry.)", "PAIGE: Hey. Excuse me. You almost hit me.", "HENRY MITCHELL: (to phone) I'm gonna call you back. Yeah, yeah. (He hangs", "up.) Excuse me?", "PAIGE: Before you peeled out of there, you nearly hit me.", "HENRY MITCHELL: Oh. Sorry about that.", "PAIGE: Oh.", "HENRY MITCHELL: Is that what you came all the way down here for?", "PAIGE: Yeah. That and just to, you know, check and see how Speed's doing.", "HENRY MITCHELL: Let me guess. Missionary? Social worker? Do-gooder?", "PAIGE: Homeland Security, actually.", "HENRY MITCHELL: Really?", "PAIGE: Mm-hmm. Check it out if you want.", "HENRY MITCHELL: All right. I think I will. So what does homeland security want with a street thug like Speed?", "PAIGE: He's not a thug. He's a kid.", "HENRY MITCHELL: Oh, no, no. No. He's 18.", "PAIGE: Barely.", "HENRY MITCHELL: Well, barely counts, and he's gonna learn that.", "PAIGE: Where's he supposed to learn that? In jail?", "HENRY MITCHELL: No. We try to scare him so that maybe he won't go back to jail.", "FRANK: Here you go, Henry. He's all yours.", "HENRY MITCHELL: Thanks, Frank.", "SPEED: What's she doing here?", "HENRY MITCHELL: She's looking out for you, so don't let her down. Hey, from now on, it's for real. You got that? No more juvie passes. Next time it counts.", "SPEED: Yeah, yeah, yeah.", "HENRY MITCHELL: You Feds better keep your books open on this one. Something tells me you're gonna see him again.", "PAIGE: No. We won't. He's destined for greatness.", "SPEED: You hear that? I'm destined for greatness.", "HENRY MITCHELL: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't make your four o'clock check-in with me, you're gonna be destined for prison. Go on. I'm gonna take you home. (He pushes Speed toward the door and turns to look at Paige who smiles at him. Henry can't make heads or tails out of her. He follows Speed and heads out.) (Paige walks over to the nearest file cabinet and looks at the file folders on it. She sees something and smiles as she leaves.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - DINING ROOM -- DAY]", "(Leo follows Piper out of the kitchen and into the dining room, mid- conversation.)", "PIPER: How many times do I have to say it? I'd rather lose the club than have somebody like Smitty help me out.", "LEO: Okay, but you're letting your feelings about the guy get in the way of good business.", "PIPER: So, basically, you agree with him. Now, not only am I emotional, but I am also, in fact, stupid.", "LEO: That's not what I meant.", "PIPER: You know what? At least I hold on to my principles.", "LEO: Okay. You know what? Let's stop with the mudslinging and think about this rationally.", "PIPER: Oh! So now I'm irrational?", "LEO: No. Yes. You're being irrational. Smitty has amazing connections. It doesn't make sense to alienate him.", "PIPER: Ok, fine. You know what? You deal with him, man to man, all right? More power to you.", "(Piper slaps Leo on his arm just as a loud crashing sounds from behind them.)", "(Piper turns around to see ...", "[INT. MANOR - MAIN HALL - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Billie carrying the front door into the house. They are all completely shocked by it. She puts the door down against the wall.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Sorry.", "PIPER: Oh ...", "(Phoebe walks into the house and walks past Piper.)", "PHOEBE: Yeah, she's a superhero. But, no, you can't get mad at her because", "it's your fault.", "PIPER: My fault?", "PHOEBE: Yes. She tried on a belt in one of the boxes that you were supposed to be going through.", "BILLIE JENKINS: I couldn't help myself.", "PIPER: Oh, no. Really?", "PHOEBE: Enough with the chatter. We have to figure out how to get it off of her.", "LEO: It's not gonna be easy. That looks like Hippolyta's belt.", "PIPER: Hippo-who?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Oh, wait. I know her from my mythology class. Greek queen. Super powerful. Wanted to create men and women equal. (beat) Wait a second. Didn't Hercules butcher her?", "LEO: That's the one.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Oh, that's just great.", "(Billie waves her arms and Leo vanishes.)", "(Piper turns and looks at the empty space where Leo used to be.)", "PIPER: Oh, no. Why did you go and do that? Who's gonna pick up the kids?", "LEO: What do you mean?", "PHOEBE: Leo, look at yourself.", "LEO: Ohh.", "PIPER: (to Billie) Turn him back. Right now.", "BILLIE JENKINS: I don't know how. I didn't do it. (points to belt) This did", "it.", "PIPER: Huh. All right. Fine. (Piper waves her hands at the belt and tries to blast it off her. There's a mini-explosion, but the belt is still on Billie. Billie gasps and glares at Piper.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Did you just try and kill me?", "PIPER: Easy.", "PHOEBE: Billie, relax. Of course not. What's the matter with you?", "BILLIE JENKINS: I don't know. That was really weird. Please get this off me.", "PHOEBE: (points upstairs) Let's get the Book.", "(Piper waits as Phoebe and Billie leave the room.)", "PIPER: (to Leo) All right. What aren't you telling us? And don't think just", "because you're invisible that I won't --", "LEO: (interrupts from her right) Ok. I know the goddesses who made the belt came up with a way to take it off. But if we can't figure out what that was, Billie's going to die.", "PIPER: Oh, like the woman who wore it before who ended up in Murphy's cold case.", "LEO: Probably. The belt holds enormous power, Piper. It seduces the wearer before it drives her insane.", "PIPER: We got to fix this before it goes horribly wrong.", "(Piper takes a step forward and bumps into Invisible Leo.)", "LEO: Like it's not already.", "PIPER: All right, that's not funny. Move it. Move. Mm.", "(She walks around Leo and heads out of the room.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. CITY (STOCK) - DAY]", "[EXT. FITNESS CENTER -- BACK ALLEY -- DAY]", "(Zira, Tai and Tai's demons walk into the alley.)", "TAI: Where's this belt?", "ZIRA: It won't just come to you on its own, Tai. It must be lured. She must", "be lured.", "TAI: How?", "ZIRA: By attacking an innocent, a female.", "(Two women walk out of the fitness center.)", "ZIRA: But it must be more than just an attack. You'll need to torment her if", "you wish to compel the mistress of the belt to come to her aid.", "TAI: I brought my demons here to torment one innocent?", "ZIRA: No. You brought them here to help you get power beyond your imagination. Imagine your status in the underworld when you bring such a trophy back. All will bow to you if, of course, you can take the belt away from her. It won't be easy.", "TAI: I think I can handle one lousy woman.", "ZIRA: Oh, so strong. Still, better safe than sorry. I'll prepare for the belt's arrival.", "(Zira shimmers out of the alley.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC -- DAY]", "(Phoebe pulls out a chair at the potions table. In the background, we see Piper leafing through the Book of Shadows.)", "PHOEBE: (to Billie) Ok, you just sit down right here and relax until we can figure out a way to get that thing off you.", "(Billie sits down.)", "PIPER: If we can. If we can, we should soon before she turns any more men", "invisible.", "PHOEBE: Well, you and I both know something horrible is gonna have to happen before we can get her out of that get-up. (Billie suddenly gets to her feet. She grabs a potions bottle off the table and slams it against the belt. It causes a mini-explosion, but the belt remains firmly around Billie's waist.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Ohhh! I scratched my pretty belt.", "PIPER: Oh, dear. Now it's her \"pretty belt.\"", "BILLIE JENKINS: What does that mean?", "PHOEBE: It just means that maybe the belt is starting to affect you.", "BILLIE JENKINS: I don't think the belt is starting to affect me. Okay? I would know if -- Oh, hold on. I think I'm getting a call.", "PIPER: A call?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Yeah. I'll be right back.", "(Billie turns and, with super-speed, runs out of the attic.)", "PHOEBE: Oh!", "[INT. MANOR - FOYER - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Invisible Leo is putting the front door back on the frame when Super Billie runs out of the house.)", "LEO: Whoa!", "(The door falls on Invisible Leo, squishing him.)", "LEO: Anybody? Help? Anybody?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. FITNESS CENTER - BACK ALLEY -- DAY]", "(Tai and the other demons trap a woman outside the fitness center.)", "TAI: (sing-song) Over here ... We're coming for you.", "GIRL: Dear god, help!", "(Tai throws bolts of electricity at the girl, trapping her against the wall.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: (o.s.) That's no way to treat a woman.", "(They turn and see Billie.)", "TAI: Get the belt.", "BILLIE JENKINS: I don't think so.", "(Tai throws bolts of electricity at Billie. She holds up her hand and deflects it back at one of the demons, hitting him, vanquishing him. The other demons explode as well.)", "(Tai turns and finds that he's alone.)", "(He tries again, throwing more electricity at her. Billie steps aside, the electricity missing her completely.) (Billie throws some electricity at him, hitting him in the shoulder. Tai shimmers out.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Men.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - FOYER/MAIN HALL -- DAY]", "(Piper and Phoebe are carrying the door. They set it agains the wall.)", "PIPER: Sweetie, honey, are you all right?", "LEO: Yeah. Except for the fact that nobody can see me.", "PHOEBE: And the fact that the girl that did that to you is out doing God knows", "what. We have to find her.", "(Just then, Billie speeds back into the house, knocking the door off.)", "LEO: Whoa! Watch the door ...", "(The door falls to the floor.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Um, sorry. I'm still getting used to this blurring thing, but,", "oh, is it fun.", "PHOEBE: Fun? You're having fun? We were worried about you. Where have you been?", "BILLIE JENKINS: Well, let's see. I rescued a woman in distress, I killed off a bunch of male demons, and I scratched my pretty belt again.", "(Piper and Phoebe glance at each other.)", "PHOEBE: Okay, Billie, I think you're getting a little too attached to that", "thing.", "PIPER: Yeah, until we get it off, maybe you should kind of stay put.", "BILLIE JENKINS: No, I don't wanna take it off. It makes me feel powerful.", "LEO: See, that's a problem.", "(The belt glows, casting a red array of light on the girls.)", "PIPER: Actually, here's a problem.", "(Phoebe's phone rings.)", "PIPER: Why are men so threatened by powerful women?", "PHOEBE: (to phone) Hey, look, I'm busy. I'll call you when I have time. (She", "hangs up.) There is nothing worse than a needy guy.", "PIPER: Right.", "LEO: Uh, ladies, I think the belt's affecting you, too.", "PIPER: Oh, shush it, will you?", "PHOEBE: Is there any way you can make his voice disappear?", "LEO: Which means it's growing stronger.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Oh, you are such a downer. No wonder I made you invisible. Oops. My midterm. I almost forgot.", "PIPER: Hey, could you make Leo visible again before you go?", "PHOEBE: Really? Why?", "PIPER: Well, he's got to play golf apparently to get me a band. So what can I tell you? It's a man's world.", "(Off to the side, Leo chuckles wryly.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: I guess I can try.", "(She shoots some electricity at Leo, making him visible again.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Oh, it worked. Right on.", "(Billie speeds off. As soon as she's gone, the Piper's brow furrows.)", "PIPER: What the hell just happened?", "PHOEBE: I think her powers are getting stronger.", "LEO: And taking her over.", "PIPER: Well, then we have to stop her.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL -- DAY]", "(Sollal stands over the cauldron. Zira walks in.)", "ZIRA: He wants to go after her again. I can't hold him off much longer. Why", "didn't it work? Why didn't she kill him?", "SOLLAL: I'm telling you, we're almost there.", "ZIRA: How do you figure? Tai's alive. Male demons are still in control. But I don't see any wonder witch here to help me change things.", "SOLLAL: She killed his gang, didn't she? That means the belt's hold on her is strengthening. Now, soon she'll be so intoxicated by it, you'll be able to make your move, turn her.", "ZIRA: Not if Tai kills me first.", "SOLLAL: Then use your wiles to hold him at bay until I can find her. She will be yours for the taking in no time.", "ZIRA: You better be right ... or else there'll be one more male demon to become extinct.", "(Zira leaves.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. SPEED'S APARTMENT -- DAY]", "(Paige looks around Speed's small apartment. She picks up a scrubber in one of the pans and tosses it back.)", "(There's some scruffling noises coming from outside the door.)", "PAIGE: Speed. Finally. Where have you been?", "(She opens the door. Henry Mitchell nearly falls inside. They're both surprised to see the other.)", "HENRY MITCHELL: What are you doing here?", "PAIGE: What are you doing here?", "(Henry enters the apartment and looks around.)", "HENRY MITCHELL: I'm supposed to be here. I'm the parole officer, remember?", "How did you get in? That door was locked.", "(The door closes.)", "PAIGE: (shrugs) I have my ways.", "HENRY MITCHELL: Really? Oh, I'm listening.", "PAIGE: Look --", "HENRY MITCHELL: No. You look. I don't know what your name is.", "PAIGE: My name is Paige.", "HENRY MITCHELL: Okay, Paige. I have a job to do and a parolee to bust. Now,", "what do you know about all that?", "PAIGE: I don't know anything about all that. I just came here to talk to him, okay.", "HENRY MITCHELL: Talk about what?", "PAIGE: Talk about his future, how not to blow it.", "HENRY MITCHELL: You think that that's all it's gonna take to keep him out of trouble? Just some talk?", "PAIGE: Well, it's a start, isn't it?", "HENRY MITCHELL: Why do you believe in him so much?", "PAIGE: Why don't you?", "HENRY MITCHELL: No, I used to, for the last ten years. But I'm getting pretty tired of trying to save his useless ass.", "PAIGE: Great. Don't. I'll do it.", "HENRY MITCHELL: You'll do it?", "PAIGE: (nods) Mm-hmm.", "HENRY MITCHELL: You're a little late.", "PAIGE: What do you mean?", "HENRY MITCHELL: I mean, he's not here, is he? No. Which means he's with Donnie, which means Donnie talked him into the job.", "PAIGE: Jobs are good things.", "HENRY MITCHELL: Not that kind of a job. Robbing a liquor store. Yeah. That's right. And the cops know all about it. And they're gonna bust him in the act.", "PAIGE: No. Speed's not gonna be there.", "HENRY MITCHELL: I got twenty bucks says he will.", "PAIGE: I have twenty that says he won't. You're on.", "HENRY MITCHELL: Let's go.", "PAIGE: Where?", "HENRY MITCHELL: And prove you wrong. After you.", "(Paige and Henry leave the apartment. Henry closes the door behind them.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. UNIVERSITY CAMPUS (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. UNIVERSITY CAMPUS - CLASS -- DAY]", "(The test starts. The professor glances at his watch.)", "PROFESSOR: Twenty minutes, guys. Twenty minutes.", "(Billie walks in.)", "FEMALE STUDENT: Talk about tacky.", "MALE STUDENT 1: Hey, super babe.", "MALE STUDENT 2: I could use some action.", "PROFESSOR: Shh, shh, shh, shh. Test half over. Time you have left, you'll be", "lucky to get a \"C.\"", "BILLIE JENKINS: Wouldn't expect anything more from a sexist pig like you.", "CLASS: Ohh.", "PROFESSOR: Excuse me?", "BILLIE JENKINS: You have to admit your theories are slanted to more of a male perspective. (Billie's belt sends a red array of light through the entire classroom. The females in the class glow as they're affected by the light.)", "PROFESSOR: So is the superhero costume a comment on the male hierarchy? I assume you're making a statement.", "MALE STUDENT: Yeah, that she's hot.", "FEMALE STUDENT: Shut up, pig! (The female student gets up and elbows the male student in the face, knocking him to the ground. Some guys laugh.)", "FEMALE STUDENT: What are you laughing at?", "MALE STUDENT 2: Ok. Chill out. Huh? (The female student climbs over the desks and jumps on the second male student. The professor tries to get order back into the class.)", "PROFESSOR: Wait. Stop. This isn't necessary-- aah! (A third female student runs and tackles the professor. Other women in the class start fighting with the men. Billie's appalled.) (The dark-haired female student knocks a male student down to the floor, jumps on him, and punches him repeatedly in the face.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: (confused) This isn't right.", "(Billie backs up and leaves the class.)", "[INT. UNIVERSITY CAMPUS - HALLWAY -- DAY]", "(Zira walks up to Billie.)", "ZIRA: This isn't what you wanted, is it? I can help you.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Who are you?", "ZIRA: Someone who understands. (She takes Billie's hand.) Come with me ...", "and all your questions will be answered. (Camera pans across the door way to the Human Sexuality class. The fighting inside continues.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - FOYER / MAIN HALL -- DAY]", "(Piper and Phoebe enter the house. Phoebe closes the door behind them.)", "PIPER: I can't believe we missed her.", "PHOEBE: Well, at least she left before the entire class killed each other.", "PIPER: You mean before the girls killed the boys.", "LEO: Sounds like history's repeating itself. Hippolyta tried to use the belt", "to create harmony between the sexes. It blew up in her face, too.", "PHOEBE: Dare I ask what happened next?", "LEO: Well, she retreated to an island of women, killing any man who dare to enter.", "PIPER: Well, one must have gotten through because Billie said Hercules killed her.", "LEO: Which is why everyone who's worn the belt since has tried to rid the entire world of men.", "PHOEBE: Oh, great. Just when I start dating again.", "PIPER: You know, that means Wyatt and Chris, too.", "PHOEBE: Oh, come on. What are the possibilities of this really happening? Other people have worn the belt before and men are still walking around.", "LEO: But Billie was a powerful witch before she put the belt on, which pretty much makes her invincible. She could do it or at least kill a lot of men trying.", "PIPER: So, what, our only hope is that the belt drives her insane and kills her first?", "PHOEBE: No, we have to figure out a way to get the belt off of her and contain her, obviously, so she doesn't do any more harm.", "PIPER: If we can find her.", "LEO: I guess I won't be golfing after all.", "PIPER: No. Actually, I think you should. You're the target. I want you as far away as possible.", "LEO: Yes. But you're vulnerable to the belt's powers. I'm not.", "PIPER: Yeah, I know. But now that we know what to expect, we'll keep our distance, I promise. Now, really, you should go, and if you find me a band in the process, that wouldn't be such a bad thing.", "(She kisses him on the lips, turns and heads upstairs. Phoebe follows her.)", "WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL -- DAY]", "(Zira talks with Billie.)", "ZIRA: Don't you see? Women have evolved while men have grown more barbaric.", "Your destiny is to unite women -- bring peace into the world, and I can help.", "BILLIE JENKINS: But you're a demon.", "ZIRA: But I don't want to be. Nor with your powers will I have to be any longer. This whole good-versus-evil paradigm -- it's all been fostered by men to divide us because they can't create life. So they try to destroy it.", "BILLIE JENKINS: I don't know.", "ZIRA: Oh, think about it. We're at magic school. It's filled with demons, which means if I wanted you dead, you would be.", "BILLIE JENKINS: What do you want?", "ZIRA: Peace. Harmony. Just ... like ... you. With women ruling, good and evil goes away. All walks of life live as one. Of course, we may have to kill a few ... de-men in the process. But that's where you come in.", "BILLIE JENKINS: I should talk to the sisters first.", "ZIRA: They don't believe in a women's utopia like we do. They're stuck in the old ways, battles.", "BILLIE JENKINS: No. No, they're very strong women.", "ZIRA: Who have been corrupted by the male hierarchy. They're scared of change. They'd do anything to stop you, which is why it's so important we take over magic school, make it our base. Peace. Unity. Think about it.", "SOLLEL: She's not well. She'll be dead soon.", "ZIRA: She just needs to live long enough to kill Tai. Then no one will dare challenge me.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. ALLEY / INT. HENRY'S CAR (PARKED) -- DAY]", "(Henry and Paige wait in his car, the two twenty dollar bills on the dashboard.)", "(Henry eats peanuts out of the bottle. Paige groans, shifting in her seat.)", "HENRY MITCHELL: You all right?", "PAIGE: Yeah. I just have to go to the bathroom is all.", "HENRY MITCHELL: Oh. Why didn't you say so?", "(Henry reaches in the back and takes out a thermos cup. He hands it to her and looks away.)", "HENRY MITCHELL: Here you go. I won't look.", "PAIGE: That's disgusting.", "(He smiles at her and tosses the cup in the backseat.)", "HENRY MITCHELL: First stakeout, huh?", "PAIGE: No. I've been on lots of stakeouts. (He scrunches his eyes at her,", "studying her.) What?", "HENRY MITCHELL: I don't know. Still trying to figure you out.", "PAIGE: Why?", "HENRY MITCHELL: Because I can't. That's why. I do like a challenge, though.", "DISPATCH: Suspect vehicle approaching south on Larson. Over. (They look over and see the black SUV pull up the street. Donnie and Speed are inside.)", "DISPATCH: Suspect vehicle is in position, two black males considered armed and dangerous. Stand by. Over.", "HENRY MITCHELL: Damn. It looks like you lost our bet.", "PAIGE: He hasn't done anything yet.", "HENRY MITCHELL: Boy, you are an optimist, huh?", "PAIGE: No. I just have faith.", "HENRY MITCHELL: Yeah. So do I.", "(Henry takes out his gun and waits.)", "[INT. SUV -- DAY]", "(Speed sits nervously in the car.)", "DONNIE: Yo. Chill, dog.", "SPEED: Look, I don't wanna be doing this.", "DONNIE: Yeah? Well, it's too late.", "(He glances behind at the other two men in the back seat. They take out their guns and load them.)", "(The two guys in the back seat exit the car.)", "[EXT. LIQUOR STORE - DAY]", "(A man carrying a package exits the liquor store. The two men from the SUV approach the front.", "[INT. SUV -- DAY]", "DONNIE: What are you waiting for? Drive to the front.", "SPEED: I can't, man. I don't wanna be doing this. I can't.", "(Donnie opens a switchblade.)", "DONNIE: The hell you can't.", "(Speed sees the two guys walk into the liquor store.)", "[INT. SUV -- DAY]", "(Donnie is insistent.)", "DONNIE: Drive, damn it.", "[INT. HENRY'S CAR (PARKED) - DAY]", "(The store's burglar alarm sounds.)", "DISPATCH: (radio) All units engage, engage!", "(Henry heads out.)", "HENRY MITCHELL: (to Paige) Stay here.", "(Paige gets out of the car.)", "[INT. SUV (PARKED) - DAY]", "(Speed takes the opportunity and tries to get out of the car. Donnie turns and sees him.)", "DONNIE: Son of a bitch. (He reaches over the seat and swings the knife at Speed, knicking him in the side.)", "SPEED: Aah!", "[EXT. STREET -- DAY]", "(Officer cars turn the corner. Donnie quickly exits the car and runs. Speed runs.) (The two cars stop in front of the liquor store just as the other two robbers exit, surprised to see them. The officers quickly get out of their cars, their guns raised.)", "OFFICER: Police! Freeze! Don't move!", "(The robbers run.)", "(Henry runs to check the SUV.)", "(The cops apprehend the two robbers.)", "(Henry reaches the end of the road and sees the SUV still parked where they left it, no one inside.)", "(Paige reaches Henry's side. He glances back at her.)", "HENRY MITCHELL: You owe me twenty bucks.", "(He turns and leaves. Paige shakes her head.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - NIGHT]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC -- NIGHT]", "(Phoebe sits at the scrying table as she waves the crystal over the map. Piper is setting down crystals in the center of the attic.)", "PHOEBE: This isn't working. Either super Billie's completely taken over or she just doesn't wanna be found.", "PIPER: Well, we could try the \"to call a lost witch\" spell. If there's any witch left in her, it should bring her back here whether she likes it or not.", "PHOEBE: Well, what if that doesn't work?", "PIPER: Well, then mankind has got a serious problem.", "(Piper and Phoebe head for the Book of Shadows.)", "PHOEBE: I should've stopped her.", "PIPER: Don't worry about it. It's a job hazard. It would've happened sooner", "or later.", "PHOEBE: She's gonna be pretty upset when she comes back here. Do you think we should call for Paige?", "PIPER: No. She's got her own innocent to save. Besides, if Billie gets here and we can't handle it, we'll call for her. PIPER/PHOEBE: Power of the witches rise, course unseen across the skies. Come to us who call you near, come to us and settle here.", "(Billie appears in the attic. She's downright irritated.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: What did you do that for?", "PHOEBE: We were just worried about you, that's all.", "BILLIE JENKINS: That's bull. You just don't want me to create my Utopia.", "PIPER: Your what?", "PHOEBE: Are you kidding? We love Utopias. We're witches, you know. We're", "into the girl power.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Fine. What do you want?", "PHOEBE: (innocently) We just wanna talk, see how you're doing. Now! (Piper drops the last crystal to complete the crystal cage around Billie. She and Phoebe both run back to the Book.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: Aah!", "(Billie tries to get out of the crystal cage and is shocked.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: You lied to me! Zira was right.", "PHOEBE: Zira?", "(Billie stretches out her arms and screams. A blast of power bursts from her and decimates the crystal cage. Phoebe and Piper run for cover behind the nearby couch.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: There's no wrath like a woman scorned.", "(Billie vanishes.)", "PIPER: Huh. We have got to find her and bring her back here 'cause I am not", "cleaning up this mess. WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL -- NIGHT]", "(Zira paces the floor as Sollel stirs the bubbling cauldron.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: (o.s.) Zira.", "(They turn and see Billie standing in the doorway.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: I'm all yours.", "(Zira smiles.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - STAIRS/SITTING ROOM -- NIGHT]", "(Phoebe and Piper come down the stairway.)", "PHOEBE: Maybe we could try the spell again and bring her back.", "PIPER: And do what with her, watch her destroy the rest of the house? We can't", "contain her.", "PHOEBE: There's got to be a way. (They turn and see Leo walk back into the house with his golf clubs. He spares the missing front door a glance.)", "LEO: Hey. I, uh, guess Billie's still wearing the belt, huh?", "PIPER: You think?", "PHOEBE: Nice. You're out playing golf while we're trying to save your gender.", "(Leo goes to the closet to put the golf clubs away.)", "PIPER: No. I told him to, and it's a good thing I did, because Billie might", "have killed you.", "LEO: She's getting worse, isn't she?", "PHOEBE: Yeah, and she teamed up with a demon. If I were a guy, I'd definitely be a little nervous.", "LEO: Any chance they went back to magic school?", "PIPER: Maybe. Why?", "LEO: Well, because if they did, we might be able to get the belt off her there. The goddesses' spell's got to be in one of the history books.", "PIPER: It's gonna be pretty tough to get by her unseen.", "LEO: I think unseen is the answer.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. SPEED'S APARTMENT -- NIGHT]", "(The front door opens and Speed peers inside. He's barely taken a step in when Henry grabs him and pushes him up against the wall.)", "HENRY MITCHELL: You wouldn't listen to me. Just had to go and do something stupid.", "(Paige appears in the doorway.)", "PAIGE: Hey, easy.", "SPEED: Oh, man, you don't understand.", "HENRY MITCHELL: No, I understand. You screwed up. That's what I understand.", "PAIGE: Why don't you just listen to what he has to say?", "HENRY MITCHELL: Look, I don't like this any better than you do, okay? I don't", "have any choice. He's an accessory to robbery, and I'm gonna take him in.", "SPEED: I'm telling you, that's not the way it went down.", "HENRY MITCHELL: Okay. Why don't you tell that to the judge? (Henry pushes Speed toward the door. Once in the light, Paige sees that he's bleeding.)", "PAIGE: Wait. What happened?", "(Henry glances down at Speed's bloody shirt.)", "HENRY MITCHELL: What happened to you?", "SPEED: That's what I was trying to tell you. Donnie stuck me 'cause I wouldn't", "drive.", "HENRY MITCHELL: Then what the hell were you doing there? Huh?", "SPEED: Just forget it, man.", "(Henry again tries to get Speed out the door. Paige stops him.)", "PAIGE: No. No. If what he's saying is the truth, then that makes him", "innocent.", "HENRY MITCHELL: That's not my call.", "PAIGE: Actually, it is your call whether you take him in or not. Why don't you check the other guy's knife? If his blood is on it, then he's exonerated.", "(Henry considers it.)", "HENRY MITCHELL: Let's go. Excuse us.", "(Henry pushes Speed out the door. Paige's phone rings.)", "PAIGE: (to phone) What?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL -- NIGHT]", "(Billie vanquishes a demon. Tai crouches on the ground, glaring at Zira.)", "TAI: You set me up.", "ZIRA: It's called evolution, Tai. Your kind's irrelevant.", "TAI: (to Billie) You fool. She's just using you. There's no battle of the", "sexes. The eternal fight is between good and evil.", "(Billie shoots electricity at Tai. He explodes.)", "(ZOOM IN ON the overturned cauldron and the puddle under it. We hear squishy footfalls and see sneaker-sized prints appearing across the Great Hall floor. Camera rises to the shelves of books in the back.)", "ZIRA: I can't believe he's finally dead. It's almost anticlimactic.", "(Sollal peers out from behind the curtains.)", "SOLLAL: Is he really gone?", "ZIRA: (to Billie) You missed one.", "(Sollal tries to make a run for it, but Billie zaps him. He explodes.)", "SOLLAL: Yaah!", "(Billie sighs and turns around. Zira follows her.)", "(Unknown to them, a book tilts on the shelf. More books move on the shelf.)", "(Billie sits down. Zira crouches down in front of her.)", "ZIRA: Are you all right? You don't look well.", "BILLIE JENKINS: I don't feel very good.", "ZIRA: It's all right. You just rest.", "(More books shuffle around on the table behind them.)", "ZIRA: It'll be all over soon. I promise.", "PHOEBE: (o.s.) Sooner than you think.", "(They turn and see The Charmed Ones in the doorway. They enter the Great Hall.)", "(Billie gets to her feet.)", "BILLIE JENKINS: What are you doing here?", "PIPER: We've come to save you.", "PAIGE: Again.", "ZIRA: You can't save her. It's too late.", "(Piper glances off to the side. The open book hovering in the air, tilts downward to show her the spell.)", "PIPER: Wanna bet?", "(Paige holds out her hands.)", "PAIGE: Book.", "(The open book orbs to her arms.)", "ZIRA: They're after your belt. Kill them.", "LEO: No!", "PIPER: Leo!", "(Suddenly, Invisible Leo rushes over and knocks Billie off her feet.)", "LEO: Say the damn spell!", "PAIGE: For all the world to work as one, in harmony it must be undone. (Billie gets to her feet just as she glows gold. The belt unlocks and slips off her waist. It falls to the floor. Billie changes back to her regular college- girl self.)", "(Zira watches them warily.)", "PAIGE: Belt!", "(The belt orbs from the floor and around Zira's waist.)", "ZIRA: Uh-oh.", "(Piper shrugs.)", "(The power in the belt glows and Zira explodes - belt and all.)", "(Paige sighs.)", "(Piper steps forward, a potions bottle in her hand.)", "PIPER: All right. Come out, come out, wherever you are.", "(She tosses the potions bottle and hits Leo in the chest making him visible again. He smiles at her.)", "PIPER: (smiling back) Huh. It's nice to see you.", "LEO: It's good to be seen.", "BILLIE JENKINS: (confused) What happened?", "PAIGE: Leo, uh, just saved your life.", "PHOEBE: Yin/yang working together, just like it should be.", "(Billie sighs. Piper and Leo look at each other.)", "PIPER: Good job, Yang.", "LEO: Thanks, Yin.", "(They chuckle as they kiss.)", "(Billie smiles. Piper and Leo break apart, turn and smile back at them.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. POLICE STATION (STOCK) - NIGHT]", "[INT. POLICE STATION - CORRIDOR -- NIGHT]", "(The elevator bell dings and the doors open. Henry leads Speed back to the station's bullpen.) (They pass an officer with a hand-cuff man exiting the bullpen. Henry stops in the corridor and takes his cell phone out.)", "SPEED: What are we doing?", "(He dials.)", "HENRY MITCHELL: Yeah, Inspector. It's Henry. By any chance did that kid", "Donnie have a knife on him when he was arrested? It had blood on it? No, no, no. It's nothing. I was just curious. Thanks. (He hangs up.) (to Speed) Turn around.", "SPEED: What's up?", "(Henry uncuffs him.)", "HENRY MITCHELL: I'm letting you go. That's what's up.", "SPEED: Wait. So you mean you believe me?", "HENRY MITCHELL: (nods) This time. Go.", "(The elevator doors open and Speed gets inside. Henry watches as the doors close.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - NIGHT]", "CUE SOUND: (PRE-LAP) PHONE RINGING", "[INT. MANOR - PAIGE'S BEDROOM -- NIGHT]", "(Paige is in bed. She reaches over and answers the phone.)", "PAIGE: (to phone) Hello.", "HENRY: (from phone) So do you want cash, or can I send you a check?", "(Paige sits up in bed.)", "PAIGE: Henry?", "INTERCUT WITH:", "[INT. HENRY'S CAR (PARKED) - NIGHT]", "(Henry leans against his parked car.)", "HENRY MITCHELL: You were right about the kid. He was clean.", "PAIGE: How did you get my number?", "HENRY MITCHELL: Oh, you're not the only one with connections.", "PAIGE: I see.", "HENRY MITCHELL: Hey, Speed owes you. I -- I owe you, too.", "PAIGE: Just doing my job.", "HENRY MITCHELL: Well ... good night.", "PAIGE: Good night.", "(He hangs up and closes his phone.)", "(Paige hangs up and closes her phone. She smiles as she burrows down under her covers.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. P-3 (STOCK) - NIGHT]", "[INT. P-3 -- NIGHT]", "(Phoebe and Piper carry their drinks over to the alcove where Billie sits with her own drink.)", "PIPER: (to Billie) That better be a virgin colada. I don't wanna lose my license the same night I land Liz Phair.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Oh, don't worry. I think I've caused enough trouble for you guys for one day.", "PHOEBE: You were bound to turn into something eventually.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Yeah. But Wonder Witch? Not to mention I almost terminated an entire gender.", "PHOEBE: Yeah, but the point is you didn't.", "PIPER: Thankfully.", "BILLIE JENKINS: Yeah, I just wish I still wasn't so confused about men.", "PHOEBE: Don't worry. They're just as confused about us.", "BILLIE JENKINS: I know, but I'm still a little gun-shy.", "PHOEBE: It's okay. You have time.", "EMCEE: Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together. Welcome to P-3 Liz Phair!", "BILLIE JENKINS: I still can't believe Leo got her.", "PIPER: (shrugs) Yeah, you know. Guys. Golf. Go figure.", "PHOEBE: To the mystery of men.", "(They toast.)", "LYRICS: I'm so far, far, so far away from it now that it seems like I may never know how people stay in love for half of their lives it's a secret they keep between the husbands and wives baby, there goes somebody's miracle walkin' down the street there goes some other fairy tale I wish it could happen to me (The guy standing over at the bar smiles at Billie. She smiles back. Phoebe smiles knowingly at Billie causing her to blush.) LYRICS: but I look at myself and I think, what the hell? Maybe I'm just too naïve to have such faith in myself you know, I'm prayin' for it", "(Camera holds on Billie.)" ]	Charmed	08x08	Battle of the Hexes	bunniefuu
Charmed_08x09.json	[ "Phoebe has decided to take a hiatus from men. Piper seems to think Agent Murphy and the government is hiding something from the sisters. She and Paige discover that an experiment with a captured demon created a deadly virus that is infecting the magical community, including Billie." ]	[ "RECAP", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene from 8x08: Battle Of The Hexes]", "PAIGE: Leave him alone or I'm gonna call the cops!", "HENRY: Don't bother. That's where he's headed already.", "PAIGE: You're a parole officer?", "PAIGE: (voice-over)", "[PREVIOUSLY_ON]", "HENRY: Still trying to figure you out.", "PAIGE: Why?", "HENRY: Because I can't, that's why. I do like a challenge, though.", "[Scene from 8x06: Kill Billie: Vol. 1]", "(Phoebe talking to Paige at the Manor.)", "PHOEBE: It's just so complicated, you know? I find this guy, this great guy, and", "then the spell and the premonitions just... mess everything up.", "(Billie talking to the three sisters in the attic.)", "BILLIE: The night my sister was taken... (Flash to a black-robed demon taking", "Billie's sister and flying out of the window.) That was the last time I ever saw her.", "[Scene from 8x05: Rewitched]", "(Agent Murphy introducing himself to Billie.)", "AGENT MURPHY: Agent Murphy, Homeland Security.", "(Piper and Phoebe talk to Agent Murphy in his office.)", "PIPER: You wanna know more about who we are and what we do, we'll tell you.", "PHOEBE: And help you out with a few cases along the way. If you help us.", "PROLOGUE", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL - DAY]", "(Magic school is in complete chaos; there's broken furniture all over the place, and the floor is surrounded with broken objects and ripped off book pages. We hear sounds of demons fighting and fireballs crashing not too far away.)", "(Paige and Piper orb in. They cautiously walk down the magic school's hallway.)", "PAIGE: Sounds like we found him.", "PIPER: Yeah, but what's he doing at magic school?", "PAIGE: What do you mean? This place is Demon Central.", "PIPER: And it's beating up other demons, that's not what Krycheks do.", "PAIGE: Yeah, but they also don't attack gnomes and leprechauns, but this one did.", "PIPER: Something's not right, it doesn't make sense.", "PAIGE: Yeah, well, what doesn't make sense is that we are tracking this thing.", "And what does the government want with this demon anyway?", "PIPER: That will be the first thing I'm gonna ask Agent Murphy when...", "(A demon flies past Piper and Paige, hits the wall and bursts into flame.)", "PIPER: (wide-eyed) ... we figure out what's going on.", "(A hideously deformed demon runs at amazing speed and growls at Piper and Paige.)", "PIPER: Uh-oh.", "PAIGE: Ah!", "(Paige throws a potion at the demon, but to no effect. Piper blasts the demon twice. The demon keeps walking and growling. Piper shrieks and blasts the demon a third time. The demon collapses.)", "PIPER: Ooh!", "PAIGE: That thing's a Krychek?", "PIPER: How is that possible?", "PAIGE: Who cares? Just vanquish it!", "PIPER: I already tried, and Agent Murphy wants us to bring the thing back.", "PAIGE: I'm not bringing that thing back! (A bunch of demons walk in. One of them, Emrick, throws a fireball at Piper and Paige.)", "PIPER: Go, go, go, go!", "(Piper and Paige orb out. The fireball goes crashing into the...)", "[OPENING CREDITS]", "PART ONE", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - SITTING ROOM - DAY]", "(Piper reads the Book of Shadows. Phoebe is standing next to Piper, holding a cup of coffee.)", "PIPER: See, this is what a Krychek demon is supposed to look like.", "PHOEBE: (drinks coffee) Well, maybe the one you guys were following is just a bigger one.", "PIPER: No, this wasn't just bigger. This was like going from you to Schwarzenegger.", "PHOEBE: That's so weird.", "PIPER: Yeah, scary weird.", "(Leo enters, holding two pairs of skis and ski boots.)", "PIPER: Oh, good! You found the skis!", "LEO: Yeah! They're kind of old, though. Maybe we should just rent new ones, you", "know. (Drops the ski boots on his feet.) Ow! Damn it!", "PIPER: Watch your language. Wyatt is picking up everything we say lately.", "PHOEBE: I'm gonna get some more coffee. Guys want anything?", "PIPER: No, thanks. (To Leo) You're okay with those?", "LEO: Yes, I got these. Listen, why don't you finish packing? I wanna miss traffic, okay?", "PIPER: I know, I'm gonna, I just, I need to talk to Agent Murphy first about this demon of his.", "LEO: Piper.", "PIPER: What, I can't just let it go, can I?", "LEO: Yes, you can! Come on, when was the last time we had a weekend together (enticing voice) alone?", "PIPER: (smiles) I know, and I promise nothing is gonna stop that from happening, I promise, but I... just kinda need to talk to him first.", "LEO: Why can't Billie talk to Murphy?", "PAIGE: (enters, holding a cell phone) Uhh! Because I cannot find Billie anywhere! She's not answering. Maybe we could just get her a pager?", "PIPER: Well, just keep trying.", "PHOEBE: (enters, holding her cup of coffee) Oh. Paige, Henry called for you last night.", "PAIGE: Why? What did he want?", "PHOEBE: Uh, I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he wants... you.", "PAIGE: That's ridiculous.", "PIPER: Why? Don't you like him?", "PAIGE: No!", "PHOEBE: Really? Then why is your face turning red?", "PAIGE: It's not turning red. I probably just put too much blush on. LEO (laughs) It's... kinda turning red.", "(Paige glares at him, Leo immediately stops smiling.)", "PIPER: (waves at Phoebe) Okay, why don't you and me go see what the government's", "not telling us, and I'll be right back, I swear. (Kisses Leo)", "PAIGE: (to Phoebe) Hey, don't you have a lunch date?", "PHOEBE: I can't 'til I'm done taking a little hiatus.", "PAIGE: From lunch?", "PHOEBE: (on her way out) From men!", "(Piper and Leo exchange glances.)", "PAIGE: (dials Billie's number) OK... Come on, Billie.", "(Flash to...)", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL - DAY]", "(Billie peeks at a bunch of demons gathered around the deformed Krychek that Piper and Paige previously encountered. The Krychek is lying on the floor, shivering in pain. He morphs to his previous self.)", "SOOTHSAYER: Curious. Very curious.", "EMRICK: He still attacked me. Why can't I have my revenge?", "SOOTHSAYER: Because Margoyle wants to find out how he transformed. Why he became so powerful.", "EMRICK: I don't care. I can't let a lower-level demon get away with...", "SOOTHSAYER: You can, and you will, Emrick. Otherwise Margoyle will attack you.", "(The Krychek screams and combusts into a pile of smoking ashes.)", "EMRICK: I didn't do that!", "(Billie walks past behind them. Emrick sees her and follows her into the library.)", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - LIBRARY - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(Billie starts searching for some books. Emrick creeps behind her.)", "EMRICK: Who are you?", "BILLIE: Me? Umm... I'm a student. Here at magic school. Yeah, you know, I-- I", "must have got stuck in an astral plane or something. Did you guys possibly redecorate? (Emrick grabs her throat) Ugh! (Billie flips the demon on the ground. She draws her athame and holds it by his throat.)", "BILLIE: Move, and you're dead, understand?", "EMRICK: What do you want?", "BILLIE: What I want is to find the demon that took my sister fifteen years ago, but since you and buddies trash this place, I can't find the books that I need. So you're gonna have to find him for me. (She presses her athame hard, gashing the demon's neck, causing him to groan in pain.) Her name is Christy. Christy Jenkins. Ask around. I'll be back.", "(Billie punches Emrick, who screams, and she walks away.)", "(Flash to...)", "[INT. MANOR - MAIN HALL - DAY]", "(The doorbell rings.)", "PAIGE: Ah! Billie, finally!", "(Paige opens the manor's door.)", "HENRY: (enters, holding a baby, sounds distracted) Hi, how you're doing...", "PAIGE: Henry, what are you doing here?", "HENRY: I need your help. Baby's mom got sent to prison. I got until the end of", "the day to find his dad or he's gonna get put into the system.", "PAIGE: And you're telling me this why?", "HENRY: (pleading) 'Cause I need you to watch him for me.", "PAIGE: Oh, no! I don't do babies. No. Sorry. No.", "HENRY: I tried callin'.", "PAIGE: Look, you can't just stop by and drop a baby in my lap!", "HENRY: Look, you said you're all about doing good, right? Here's your chance.", "PAIGE: No, that's not what I meant!", "HENRY: Ooh! You know how beautiful your eyes are when you're angry?", "PAIGE: Are you trying to charm me?", "HENRY: You think I'm charming?", "PAIGE: No, I don't!", "HENRY: Look, I'm doing this under the radar, okay? I can't keep Ramón in my office, Social Services could show up, they'll take him. (Paige rolls eyes, but holds out her arms.) Oh! Thank you. Here you go.", "PAIGE: (taking the baby) For the record... I resent this.", "HENRY: Yeah, he might need to be changed, too. I owe you! (Leaves quickly)", "[INT. HOMELAND SECURITY - AGENT MURPHY'S OFFICE - DAY]", "AGENT MURPHY: Ah! Good you're back. How did it go?", "PIPER: (folding arms) Not good!", "AGENT MURPHY: What do you mean? Where's our demon?", "PIPER: Our demon? Why don't you tell us a little bit more about \"our demon\"?", "PHOEBE: Like how the government got him in the first place.", "AGENT MURPHY: Uh... I don't really know. I wasn't in the loop.", "PIPER: Well, you need to get in the loop, and fast, because our demon was a", "little more powerful than we expected, and I'd like to know why.", "AGENT MURPHY: I'm sorry, but I can't tell you what I don't know.", "PIPER: (sighs) Phoebe, go get a premonition off him, see if he's lying.", "PHOEBE: No, I can't.", "PIPER: What do you mean, you can't? Just go touch him.", "PHOEBE: Seriously, I can't. I don't really believe in them anymore.", "PIPER: Ugh! (Turns to Phoebe) What do you mean?", "PHOEBE: Well, they haven't really worked well for me lately, so why should I listen to them?", "PIPER: That's not true.", "PHOEBE: Oh, really? Do I look pregnant to you?", "AGENT MURPHY: Ladies! Did you g--", "PIPER: Hold it. (To Phoebe) I realize why you feel this way, and I understand, but you can't give up on your gift.", "PHOEBE: My gift gave up on me.", "PIPER: That is not true!", "AGENT MURPHY: Guys! Hey! Did you or didn't you get the demon back? (Piper and Phoebe glare at him) Well, that was the objective.", "PIPER: (sighs) Are you kidding me? We barely wounded it!", "AGENT MURPHY: So, you still gotta go get him!", "PHOEBE: Dude, are you deaf?", "PIPER: What did you guys do to that thing?", "AGENT MURPHY: I have no idea, okay? I swear. But if we don't get it off the streets, we all could get exposed.", "PIPER: (to Phoebe) There's the E word again.", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM - DAY]", "(Billie enters, looking preoccupied.)", "PAIGE: (holding Ramón) Hey, where've you been?", "BILLIE: (bad liar) Class.", "PAIGE: Oh, really? I've been trying to call you all morning.", "BILLIE: Well, my cell phone died.", "PAIGE: (doesn't buy it) Oh? Yeah. Okay. Mm-hmm. (She dials Billie's number,", "Billie's cell phone rings in her purse.)", "BILLIE: (quickly turns her cell off) Yeah. So, umm... It's a great baby there. Is it yours?", "PAIGE: Forget the baby, okay? (Paige puts Ramón in his basket.) Where were you?", "BILLIE: Look. I've been handling this whole demon load just fine, so what I do in my own time, it's my business.", "PAIGE: You know what? You're doing the bratty thing, which means you are probably doing something you shouldn't be doing. Did you go at magic school?", "BILLIE: Yes. Yes, okay, but there's information there on my sister, so what do you expect?", "PAIGE: I expect you to be available when we need you! That is the whole point of us teaching you!", "BILLIE: Well, I'm not a doctor, okay, I can't be available 24/7!", "PAIGE: Yes, actually, you can, because you weren't around, I'm stuck taking care of this baby now!", "(Emrick, hideously deformed, shimmers behind Billie and snarls.)", "(Billie turns around.)", "PAIGE: (orbs baby) Nursery!", "EMRICK: Remember me, witch?", "PAIGE: You know him?", "(Billie throws her knife at Emrick; he groans, claws the knife out of his left shoulder and throws it at full force on Billie. She gasps and ducks right in time. Emrick throws a chair and a table out of his way, then hits Billie hard, scraping her neck.)", "BILLIE: Ahh!", "(Billie falls down. Emrick walks towards Paige, groaning.)", "PAIGE: (orbs Emrick) Magic school!", "BILLIE: (pants) Okay, so maybe I know him.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "PART TWO", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - MAIN HALL - DAY]", "(Phoebe and Piper enter the manor. Phoebe goes through the mail as she talks to Piper.)", "PHOEBE: Can't we just get back to the freaky demon, please?", "PIPER: Yeah, we can. After I deal with you.", "PHOEBE: Ugh! I don't understand why you can't just let this go?", "PIPER: Look, I understand your problem with your premonitions, but why cancel all your dates?", "PHOEBE: Because they're me trying to make my premonitions come true.", "PIPER: So?", "PHOEBE: So, it's not working, okay? My conception date has come and gone.", "PIPER: Okay, Phoebe, it's okay to feel disappointed.", "PHOEBE: No, I'm not disappointed, you know? I'm relieved.", "PIPER: So now you don't want a baby?", "PHOEBE: No, of course I do. I definitely do. Just not right now, okay? No men, no babies. Just me. What's so wrong with that?", "PIPER: Nothing. Nothing is wrong with that, except for the fact that it's not you.", "PHOEBE: (sighs) Don't you have a ski trip to get ready for? (Notices Billie sweeping broken glass in the living room.) What the hell?", "PIPER: Language!", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "PHOEBE: Hi! What happened?", "BILLIE: Umm... A demon attacked us. I guess I kinda ticked him off at magic", "school.", "PHOEBE: Magic school? What were you doing there?", "BILLIE: Look, Paige already gave me the what were you thinking speech, so...", "PIPER: So what were you thinking?", "BILLIE: Look, I only went there so I can get more information on my sister.", "PHOEBE: I understand you want answers. We want answers too, but that cannot be your primary focus. (Notices Billie's neck wound) Oh, sweetie, you're hurt!", "BILLIE: Oh. No, that's just a scratch.", "PHOEBE: Okay, but a hair deeper and you would've needed stitches.", "BILLIE: Really, it's not a big deal, I'm getting used to it. So anyway, Paige thinks the demon did the same Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde that the one at magic school did. So whatever got him all hulked out, he was able to track me. Which is cool! I mean, bad cool, but still kinda cool.", "PIPER: So now there's two of them running around out there?", "BILLIE: No, actually, I saw yours go poof back in magic school. He's dead.", "PHOEBE: Oh. Murphy will be excited about that.", "PIPER: Yeah, but why are all these demons running around on steroids? It doesn't make any sense.", "BILLIE: (eagerly) Do you want me to check the book, so you can still go on your trip?", "PIPER: Yeah, sure, uh... thanks. You're still in the doghouse. (Ramón can be heard crying.)", "PHOEBE: That's not yours.", "PIPER: That's not mine.", "[INT. MANOR - KITCHEN - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(Ramón is crying, sitting on a chair. Paige, next to him, is mixing something in a bowl.)", "PIPER: (to Ramón) Hi! (to Paige) Where'd you get that baby?", "PAIGE: Oh, Henry, uh, dropped him off with me.", "PIPER: Uh, because?", "PAIGE: Because he likes to see me squirm. No, apparently, the baby's mom is in jail, and we're trying to find the dad.", "PHOEBE: Well, that's very noble of him.", "PAIGE: Yeah, well, ten bucks says he knows where to find him.", "PHOEBE: Told you she likes him.", "PIPER: Hmm.", "PAIGE: (coaxes the baby into eating) Yeee-hmm!", "PIPER: Hi, buddy! Does he have a name?", "PAIGE: Yeah. This is Ramón.", "PHOEBE: So, uh, Billie told us what happened.", "PAIGE: Yeah. I talked to her about it, you know, but I can't really blame her.", "PIPER: She said the demon looked like the Krychek.", "PAIGE: Yeah, only in size and in power. Billie said when she confronted him before, he wasn't nearly as big. Did you get anything out of Agent Murphy?", "PHOEBE: Just that he wants the demon back, which is kind of disturbing. Now that Billie saw him die, I don't really think it's our problem anymore.", "PIPER: I'd still like to know what's making them so powerful.", "PAIGE: Okay, well, I have to get Henry to take this baby somewhere else because it is too dangerous around here. Pheebs, will you watch him for me?", "PHOEBE: What? No, I ca-- I can't, I have stuff that I have to do, I mean, you should probably take him with you, right?", "PAIGE: I can't! Social Services might be there waiting to take him. Oh, come on, you love babies.", "PHOEBE: Yeah, I know, I'm just, you know, focusing on other things right now.", "PIPER: (takes the baby and gives it to Phoebe) You know, I think this is precisely what you should be focusing on.", "PHOEBE: Uh-- uh-- I mean-- uh--", "PIPER: Come on! She's gotta go to Henry, I gotta go romance my husband, it's just a baby, it doesn't bite.", "PAIGE: Did I miss something?", "PHOEBE: Nothing.", "PIPER: A lot. Mmm. See ya!", "(Piper leaves the kitchen.)", "PAIGE: All right. (Gives Phoebe the baby's blanket) Here you go, honey.", "(Paige follows Piper.)", "PHOEBE: OK, little one. Apple sauce...", "(Flash to...)", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL - DAY]", "(Several demons are mumbling, gathered around the main table. Emrick lies on it.)", "EMRICK: (shivering in pain) What's happening to me?", "MARGOYLE: (walks in) They're dying like all the others. It's happening all over", "the underworld. What have you learned?", "SOOTHSAYER: I'm still studying his bo--", "MARGOYLE: (grabbing the soothsayer by the throat) Studying? I don't have time for you to study. I want you to know. (Releases the soothsayer.) I want to harness this great power before another overlord does. Without meeting his fate.", "SOOTHSAYER: At least this one's lived the longest. He may hold the key to preventing the power from killing you.", "MARGOYLE: How?", "SOOTHSAYER: If I can isolate the one cell fragment in his blood that's causing it... (Emrick bursts into flame and combusts into a pile of ashes. The soothsayer steps back, startled. Not overly pleased, Margoyle powers up an energy ball.)", "SOOTHSAYER: Margoyle! Please! I just need a little more time!", "(Margoyle throws the energy ball at him. The soothsayer screams and explodes.)", "MARGOYLE: Time's up. (A Tracker walks towards the table.) What do you want,", "Tracker?", "TRACKER: Last night I saw The Charmed Ones attack the Krychek.", "MARGOYLE: So?", "TRACKER: This morning, their new witch attacked Emrick. Both demons had the power you seek.", "MARGOYLE: Which means they must be off to the power as well. Perhaps we should let them find it for us. (The tracker nods.) Follow them.", "(Flash to...)", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "(Billie touches her neck scar. She looks uneasy. She flips through the Book of Shadows. Leo enters.)", "BILLIE: Oh, hi. Hey.", "LEO: Hey.", "BILLIE: How's, uh, packing going?", "LEO: Ah, it's great. Great. Two-day trip, Piper thinks she needs a third suitcase. (Leo takes a suitcase in the back of the attic.) Making any progress?", "BILLIE: No. There's nothing in this book that says how to supercharge a demon.", "LEO: Well, it means none of their ancestors confronted anything like it before. It's just a book of their experiences. Have you started your own Book of Shadows?", "BILLIE: No. Why, should I?", "LEO: Yeah, I think every witch should have one. They can pass it off from generation to generation.", "BILLIE: Oh.", "LEO: You're okay?", "BILLIE: Yeah. You know, I'm just a little worried. I mean, all about all these... demons.", "LEO: Well, get used to it.", "BILLIE: (calls Leo on his way out) Hey! Are witches and demons different species?", "LEO: What?!", "BILLIE: You know, like dogs and cats, how they can't get each other sick and stuff.", "LEO: (thinks) Uh... I guess so. Why?", "BILLIE: OK. Good. No reason. Have a good trip.", "LEO: Thanks. If we ever get there. (Billie watches Leo leave. She flips through the Book of Shadows absentmindedly, then touches her scar again, looking queasy.)", "[INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT - HENRY'S OFFICE - DAY]", "HENRY: (on the phone) Well, if we check implement records, we're at least gonna", "know where he worked last. I mean, he has to feed himself, right? He needs some food. Bring me that file then.", "(Paige enters.)", "HENRY: (on the phone) Oh, yeah.", "PAIGE: Hey.", "HENRY: (still on the phone) Yeah, you have it, I don't have it. Just bring it", "here. (Henry hangs up. To Paige) Is everything okay? Where's the baby?", "PAIGE: Ramón is fine, he's with my sister, but you know, you gotta find another place for him to stay.", "HENRY: Why, what's wrong with your place?", "PAIGE: It's just not a good place for him to be right now.", "HENRY: Why not?", "PAIGE: It just isn't!", "HENRY: More secrets, huh?", "PAIGE: Henry. We barely know each other.", "HENRY: You don't want to tell me this, fine. It's okay.", "PAIGE: It's not that... yeah, actually, it is that. Anyway, can you please find somewhere else for him to go?", "HENRY: Paige, I can't.", "PAIGE: Why not?", "HENRY: Seriously, Paige, if I don't find the father before Social Services finds out, they're gonna stick Ramón in a foster home. They will do that.", "PAIGE: (sits down) Well, you know, I mean, sometimes, foster homes aren't all that bad.", "HENRY: (fiddles with papers) It was for me.", "PAIGE: You were in a foster home?", "HENRY: Look... I just need a little more time, okay? I know I can find the father, he used to be a parolee of mine.", "PAIGE: Was the mom too?", "HENRY: Yeah. But the dad, he turned out great, I mean, he straightened out his act, and... ugh, he probably doesn't even know he has a kid.", "PAIGE: Are you sure it's his?", "HENRY: Yeah. Yeah, I mean, she told me. Ramón's the one thing she wouldn't lie about. But I've been showing his pictures all around where he used to hang, and... just nobody knows anything.", "(Cop enters.)", "COP: Hey! Got those implement records you wanted.", "(Paige discreetly snitches a photo of the dad and puts it in her back pocket.)", "HENRY: Ah... did happen, huh? This is what I want.", "PAIGE: Okay, uh, well, I'm gonna go. The sooner we can find him, the better.", "HENRY: Paige.", "PAIGE: Yeah?", "HENRY: Thanks.", "PAIGE: You're welcome.", "(The cop ogles at Paige as she's leaving.)", "HENRY: What you're looking at?", "[INT. MANOR - PIPER'S BEDROOM - DAY]", "(Piper and Leo are packing. A lot of clothes are spread out on the bed. They're taking an awful lot of stuff for a two-day trip. Leo tries to close a overly full suitcase.)", "LEO: You sure you need all this stuff?", "PIPER: Yes.", "PHOEBE: (enters, holding a crying Ramón) Just so you know, I know what you're trying to do, and it's not gonna work.", "PIPER: Okay, just so you know, I know what you're trying to do, and I will be relentless.", "PHOEBE: I just want to stop him from fussing, that's all.", "PIPER: Phoebe, come on! You're a natural with babies.", "PHOEBE: (looks at Ramón) Not right now I'm not!", "PIPER: For crying out loud, he's probably just hungry. Just take him down to the kitchen, heat up a bottle.", "PHOEBE: That's a good plan! (Hands Piper the baby) Here you go. (Leaves speedily)", "PIPER: No, no, no, no, no, no! Wait, wait, wait, wait! No, no! Wait, wait, wait! Phoebe, no, don't--! Damn it!", "LEO: (mocking) Language!", "PIPER: Now sure, now he stopped fussing.", "LEO: Talk about a natural.", "PIPER: Yes, and I have the stretch marks to prove it, thank you. What am I gonna do with Phoebe?", "LEO: Worry about her when you get home. What's the big deal? She takes a little break from dating.", "PIPER: The big deal is it's not who she is! The woman is a love machine, and if she gives up on men, something is very very wrong. And I know it's just that she's lost faith in her premonitions.", "LEO: So... making her watch a baby is gonna make it better?", "PIPER: Look, I'm working with what I've got. (Looks at Ramón) Hi! Maybe we should just stay.", "LEO: Oh, for God's sakes.", "(We hear broken glass and Phoebe screaming. Piper and Leo startle.)", "PIPER: (gives Leo the baby) Here. Take this. Take this, take this, take this!", "Stay here.", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM - DAY]", "(As Piper walks down the stairs, Phoebe flies through the living room and lands hard on a small table, breaking it into pieces. Piper runs to her and helps her get up. She sees a scary-looking grunting creature walk towards the living room.)", "(Piper's about to blast the creature.)", "PHOEBE: No, Piper! It's Billie. (Deformed Billie growls menacingly at Piper and", "Phoebe.) No! Don't! You might blow her up. (Deformed Billie hurls a table across the room with tremendous strength, breaking it, then jumps towards Piper and Phoebe.) OK! Blow her up.", "(Piper's blow pushes Billie against the wall, knocking her unconscious.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "PART THREE", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM - DAY]", "(Phoebe and Piper both look at unconscious Deformed Billie.)", "PHOEBE: I don't know what happened. I mean, one second, she was helping me warm", "up the milk, and the next, she was throwing me around the room like a rag doll.", "PAIGE: (enters) What happened? Another demon attack?", "PHOEBE: Not another demon, it's... Billie.", "PAIGE: That's Billie? What happened to her?", "PIPER: We don't know.", "PAIGE: Where's Ramón?", "PIPER: He's safe, he's with Leo. Uh... right now, we need to figure out how to help her.", "PHOEBE: Before she goes poof, too.", "PAIGE: Uh... maybe we should call the Elders.", "PIPER: Maybe you're right. I'll go do that. Um... Paige?", "PAIGE: Yeah. I'm gonna get the baby out of here. I've got a photo of his dad, so it should take about two secs to scry for him.", "(Paige walks to the attic.)", "PIPER: Phoebe, why don't you stay with, uh... Billie here?", "PHOEBE: Okay. Hurry!", "(Phoebe crouches and looks at Billie, worried. Billie moans weakly.)", "[INT. MANOR - KITCHEN - DAY]", "(An elder orbs in.)", "ELDER: We know why you called.", "PIPER: Are you spying on us again?", "ELDER: No. But we know what happened to Billie. What happened to her is", "happening all over the magical community. We don't know what's causing it yet. It seems to be some sort of a... virus, and it's spreading fast.", "PIPER: I don't understand. How is that...", "ELDER: Possible? I'm afraid whatever this virus is, Piper, wherever it came from, it doesn't discriminate against good or evil. It can infect all magical creatures. Even you and your sisters.", "PIPER: So what do we do?", "ELDER: We have to find a cure. An antidote. But before we do that, we have to find the source first.", "PIPER: How much time does Billie have?", "ELDER: Not long. Although we have learned that the more powerful you are, the quicker the virus consumes you.", "[INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT - HENRY'S OFFICE - DAY]", "PAIGE: (comes in, holding Ramón) Hi, hey.", "HENRY: Paige, what are you doing? You can't bring him here!", "PAIGE: Oh, it's okay, I found his dad.", "HENRY: What?!", "PAIGE: Yeah. Ernesto. (Hands him a slip of paper) There. That's got his work", "number, his home number, uh... place where he likes to go have a drink. Might wanna talk to him about that new dad and all. Being a new father...", "HENRY: Wai-- wait, wait. I don't understand. How did you find him? I've been looking for him everywhere.", "PAIGE: (shrugs) I have my ways.", "HENRY: Oh, really. Would you care to elaborate?", "PAIGE: No. Not really. Look, you wanted the baby to have a chance, and now he has one.", "HENRY: (gratefully) I don't know what to say.", "PAIGE: You don't have to say anything. My pleasure. Okay, I gotta go.", "HENRY: Is everything all right?", "PAIGE: No, not really. A friend of mine is in quite a bit of trouble.", "HENRY: Maybe I can help.", "PAIGE: It's very sweet of you, but no. Take care of the baby, okay?", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM - DAY]", "(Phoebe holds a pillow for Billie, but as she crouches to adjust it, Billie wiggles.)", "PHOEBE: (calls) Piper! Something's happening to Billie!", "(Piper rushes in. Billie reverts to her previous self.)", "PIPER: Oh no.", "PHOEBE: Oh no? What does oh no mean? What did the Elder say?", "PIPER: They think it's some kind of virus and that she must have contracted it", "from the scratch.", "PHOEBE: So the demon gave this to her?", "PIPER: If we don't find an antidote soon... she'll die.", "PHOEBE: No, I mean, we can't let her die. There's gotta be something we can do. We can't just do nothing, Piper.", "PIPER: Well, we gotta figure out where it all started and who it all started from. Paige, where are you?", "(Paige orbs in.)", "PAIGE: What? What happened?", "PIPER: We gotta get to Agent Murphy's, I'll explain later. Quick, quick, quick...", "(Piper and Paige orb out.)", "[INT. HOMELAND SECURITY - AGENT MURPHY'S OFFICE - DAY]", "(Agent Murphy is going through some paperwork. Piper and Paige orb in. Agent Murphy startles.)", "AGENT MURPHY: Y-you can't just... (Piper blows up his phone.) What the...", "PAIGE: (waves her hand, locking up the door) Lock!", "PIPER: You're not telling us everything, Agent Murphy, and we're running out of time.", "PAIGE: You need to tell us everything you know about that demon, now!", "AGENT MURPHY: But I've told you everything I know.", "PIPER: See, I don't like that answer. (Piper blows up Agent Murphy's desk lamp.)", "AGENT MURPHY: Are you out of your mind?! This is a Federal office!", "PIPER: Listen to me. Whatever you guys did to that demon created a virus, a virus that can infect every magical creature there is. If we don't find a cure, and soon, Billie will die. Do you remember Billie? Cute, blonde, perky? Yes, she's gonna die. So we would like some answers, and now. Paige?", "PAIGE: (waves her hand) Chair!", "(Paige orbs the chair Murphy's sitting in; he falls hard on the floor.)", "PIPER: You're gonna tell us how this whole thing started. (Agent Murphy stands", "up) Or the next thing I'm gonna blow up will be you. (A worried Agent Murphy adjusts his tie.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "PART FOUR", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. HOMELAND SECURITY - AGENT MURPHY'S OFFICE - DAY]", "AGENT MURPHY: (opens a file cabinet and takes a folder out of it) I did some", "digging after you left. (Gives Piper the folder.) Look, all right, if I would've known, I would've told you, but it wasn't cleared for all the details.", "(Piper sits down. Piper and Paige start going through the folder's contents.)", "PAIGE: They found a demon in the desert?", "AGENT MURPHY: Yeah, but it was a fluke. He was injured, that's the only way the", "task force was able to capture it. Government just wanted to... wanted to study it, you know. Learn from it.", "PIPER: I keep seeing the word \"injected\". What did they inject him with?", "AGENT MURPHY: Human blood. They were just trying to find a way to combine it with the demon's blood to extract his powers.", "PAIGE: Powers? Why?", "AGENT MURPHY: To inject this serum back into people. (Paige lifts eyebrows.) Soldiers.", "PIPER: To make them more powerful?", "AGENT MURPHY: But it didn't work. When the test subject didn't react, project was shut down. Apparently, when they were decided what to do with the demon, that's when he escaped from the containment unit.", "PAIGE: So now he's out there spreading the virus that you guys created?", "PIPER: You said the test subject didn't show any side effects?", "AGENT MURPHY: No, none.", "PAIGE: Where are you going with this?", "PIPER: I'm thinking the test subject's blood probably holds the antidote we're looking for, if he was immune to its effects. (Piper stands up.) Where can we find him?", "AGENT MURPHY: I don't know. I mean, he was only referred to here as Patient X. Like I said, when the experiment was shut down, all his records were destroyed.", "PAIGE: There has to be something that we can use to find him.", "AGENT MURPHY: (takes folder) Well, the only thing I can think of is this I.D. tag we got here. (Agent Murphy hands Piper a plastic slip, she examines it.) But I already scanned the barcode and all the information has already been erased. He could be anywhere.", "(Fade to...)", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT]", "(Billie is lying on the couch, her eyes closed, covered with a blanket, looking sick. Phoebe, sitting by her, holds her a glass of water.)", "BILLIE: (drinks) Thanks. I must be pretty bad off if you're waiting on me hand and foot.", "PHOEBE: Well, don't get used to it, 'cause you're going to be just fine.", "BILLIE: Am I? I'm dying, aren't I?", "PHOEBE: No, you are not dying. Listen, do you have any idea how many times I have almost died in the last seven years?", "BILLIE: Yeah, but this is different. I'm sorry, I should've listened to you.", "PHOEBE: Stop it. It's okay. We're gonna save you, and we're gonna save magic, while we're at it.", "BILLIE: How can you save magic if you don't even believe in your own anymore? Heard you talking to Piper.", "PHOEBE: I'll be right back. I'm gonna get you some more ice.", "(Phoebe walks to the kitchen.)", "[INT. MANOR - KITCHEN - NIGHT - CONTINUOUS]", "(Phoebe, holding a plastic bowl, tries to use the ice maker, but it doesn't make any ice. She opens the refrigerator's door, then suddenly slams it shut and throws the plastic bowl. She seems completely lost. She sits down and holds her head in her hands.)", "(Paige and Piper orb in. Phoebe sniffles.)", "PAIGE: How's Billie?", "PHOEBE: Not good. What'd you guys find out?", "PIPER: It was a government secret experiment. They mixed things they shouldn't", "have.", "PAIGE: Basically, their demon was the outbreak monkey that caused all of this.", "PHOEBE: Okay, so if they made it, then they must have a cure, right?", "PIPER: Well, they don't even know how they created it.", "PHOEBE: Yeah, you don't know that for sure. I mean, for all we know, this could've been their intention.", "PIPER: Phoebe, it's not a conspiracy. They just screwed up. We had a shot at an antidote, and they screwed that up too.", "PHOEBE: What shot?", "PAIGE: They injected somebody with Krychek's blood and it had no effect.", "PHOEBE: Okay, then maybe the cure is in the blood, right?", "PIPER: (sits next to Phoebe and shows her the ID tag) Okay, look, this is all we've got, and what we don't have is enough time. We've gotta find this patient X, convince him to give us some of his blood so that we can make an antidote, fix us and then fix Billie. Even if we pool all of our powers together, we may not have enough time.", "PHOEBE: Then let's get stronger. Let's get Billie to infect us.", "PAIGE: What? Are you nuts? Phoebe, we could die.", "PHOEBE: Not if we find the antidote first.", "PIPER: Still, there's no guarantee it's gonna work. It's very risky.", "PHOEBE: (scoffs) Yeah... Tell that to Billie. Look, I don't see the point of having powers if we can't use them to save someone that we care about. (After Paige, Piper and Phoebe leave the kitchen, the ironing board morphs into the Tracker demon. The Tracker smirks, then shimmers out.)", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT - CONTINUOUS]", "(Billie, still on the couch, seems lifeless. Phoebe, worried, runs to her and shakes her gently.)", "PHOEBE: Billie? Billie, wake up. Billie, wake up. (Billie opens her eyes. Phoebe sighs, relieved.) I think we figured out a way to save you. But we're gonna need your help. (Phoebe takes Billie's athame.)", "BILLIE: (weak voice) Wait. No, no, no.", "PHOEBE: It's okay. Trust us. (Slices her hand)", "PAIGE: (to Piper) Shall we tell Leo?", "PIPER: No. I know what he's gonna say. (Phoebe gives Piper the athame and touches Billie's wound. Piper takes Paige's hand.) Come on. (Paige groans in protest.) Oh, come on, it won't hurt... much. (Slices Paige's hand.)", "PAIGE: Eech. (Piper slices her hand. Paige, Piper and Phoebe press their hands together. Billie starts shuddering, Piper freezes her.)", "PAIGE: How long is that gonna last?", "PIPER: Hopefully, long enough.", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - NIGHT]", "LEO: I haven't found an antidote yet.", "PIPER: That's okay. I think we have.", "(Piper cracks her neck. The Charmed Ones morph into scary-looking creatures.)", "LEO: (aghast) Holy crap...", "DEFORMED PIPER: (shrieks) Language!", "(Deformed Piper slaps Leo so hard he flies across the attic and lands crashing into a bunch of boxes.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "PART FIVE", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - NIGHT]", "DEFORMED PHOEBE: (grabs Piper by the shoulders) Leave Leo alone!", "DEFORMED PIPER: (struggles) He's my husband! (Paige pushes Piper.) What did you", "do that for?", "DEFORMED PAIGE: (pushes Piper again) I just felt like it!", "LEO: (stands up) Stop it! You guys are gonna kill each other! How did this happen?", "DEFORMED PHOEBE: We made it happen!", "DEFORMED PIPER: All right, we have work to do. (Phoebe wipes off all the books on a table and unfolds a map. Paige holds her pendulum, Piper gives her the ID tag. The pendulum starts swinging at incredible speed. Leo looks worried. Cut to...)", "[INT. BUILDING HALL - NIGHT]", "(A janitor is cleaning the floor with a wet mop. Piper, Phoebe and Paige orb in. The janitor looks up and freezes in horror.)", "JANITOR: My god.", "(Four demons, one deformed, shimmer behind him. One of them invokes a fireball.)", "DEFORMED PIPER: Duck!", "JANITOR. Duck?", "DEFORMED PHOEBE: Get down! (The demon throws a fireball at the janitor. Paige holds her hand up and deflects the fireball.)", "DEFORMED PAIGE: Fireball! (The fireball hurls back towards a demon, vanquishing him. Piper runs towards the deformed demon and keeps blasting him. They fight. Phoebe kicks a demon; the force of the blow vanquishes him. Paige flips another demon on the ground, vanquishing him as well. Piper slams the deformed demon against the wall, and rips his heart off. The demon screams and explodes. Margoyle shimmers behind the janitor, gashing his arm. He smiles smugly, displaying his bloody fingertip, and shimmers out.)", "JANITOR: (terrified, to The Charmed Ones) What do you want from me?", "DEFORMED PAIGE: We want you to save magic.", "DEFORMED PIPER: And us.", "DEFORMED PHOEBE: (nods and grunts) Yeah.", "(Fade to...)", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT]", "(Billie wakes up, looking fresh again. She looks around, and sits up.)", "PHOEBE: (comes in with a cup of coffee, hands it to Billie) Whoa! Easy! Easy.", "Slow.", "BILLIE: Umm... what happened?", "PHOEBE: Cliff Notes version: we hulked out, kicked ass, and saved the world. You know, just another day at the office.", "BILLIE: Yeah, I can see that.", "PHOEBE: Uh... We got the antidote to the Elders, and everyone is being cured right now as we speak.", "BILLIE: What about the demons?", "PHOEBE: They got to the antidote too.", "BILLIE: You guys risked yourselves to save me.", "PHOEBE: Well, we gotta keep you around so you can find your sister, right?", "BILLIE: I don't know what to say.", "PHOEBE: You don't have to say anything. We think of you as part of the family now. Not gonna let anything happen to you.", "(Paige and Piper orb in.)", "PIPER: Hey, sunshine! It's good to see some color in your cheeks.", "PAIGE: Yeah, grey and pasty - not your color scheme.", "PHOEBE: How'd it go with Murphy?", "PIPER: Well, he decided we were a little too difficult to work with, so I don't", "think we'll be hearing from him again anytime soon.", "PHOEBE: (mock indignation) How rude!", "PIPER: Meh.", "PAIGE: Well, if you guys will excuse me, I'm gonna go check on little Ramón.", "PIPER: Don't you mean Henry?", "PAIGE: No. I mean Ramón.", "PHOEBE: Kiss him for me.", "PAIGE: Henry?", "PHOEBE: No! Ramón.", "PAIGE: Oh. Okay.", "(Paige leaves. Piper smiles.)", "PIPER: He got to you, didn't he? The baby.", "PHOEBE: Don't you have some kind of ski trip to get ready for?", "PIPER: Yeah.", "PHOEBE: Yeah.", "(Phoebe laughs with Billie.)", "(Fade to...)", "[INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT - HENRY'S OFFICE - NIGHT]", "ERNESTO: Why didn't Tina tell me we had a kid?", "HENRY: (holding Ramón) Look, Tina's a little messed up right now, okay? That's", "why she's back in prison, she didn't make it. But you did! Now your son Ramón needs you.", "ERNESTO: I don't know if I can do this, man.", "HENRY: I know you can, Ernesto.", "ERNESTO: Don't you think he'll be better off with somebody else, you know?", "HENRY: He doesn't have anybody else. It's you or the state, buddy. Ernesto, look at me. Too many sons, they grew up without their dads. That's how you got where you were a while back, right? Now you got a chance to break that cycle. Do right by him, and by you.", "ERNESTO: (nods) How do I hold him?", "HENRY: (gives him Ramón) I don't know, man. You just do. Cradle his head, there. You got him?", "ERNESTO: Yeah. (Looks at Ramón) Kinda looks like me, don't he?", "HENRY: Yeah, he does. And I got you some diapers and stuff, just to get you started, you know. You gotta heat up the milk, too, though, right? But I mean, not too hot. Call the lady at Social Services if you have any questions. (Gives Ernesto a bag.) You got it? Here you go. And I'll come by later, I'll check upon ya.", "ERNESTO: Okay. Thanks, Henry.", "HENRY: Don't thank me, you can thank the lady who found you.", "ERNESTO: What lady?", "HENRY: Paige Matthews. (Paige enters at this very moment, Henry doesn't see her.) Beautiful lady, great smile, a little wacky? (Paige stays at the doorway, folding her arms.) She didn't find you?", "ERNESTO: No.", "HENRY: All right, man. Get out of here... dad. Take care of your son. (Ernesto leaves. Henry turns around and sees Paige.)", "PAIGE: (walks in) So, uh... what happened to the big lug who didn't know a thing about babies?", "HENRY: Well, I guess I'm a quick study.", "PAIGE: You're sure it wasn't just an excuse to talk to me again?", "HENRY: I guess you're gonna have your secrets, so I'll have mine.", "PAIGE: (nods) Fair enough. So I've got a great smile?", "HENRY: Yeah, you do.", "(They both smile at each other.)", "[INT. MANOR - 2ND FLOOR HALLWAY - NIGHT]", "(Phoebe walks down the hallway. She stops as she sees Ramón's blanket laying on a crib. She walks to it and touches it.)", "(White flash to...)", "[EXT. FRONT OF SCHOOL - DAY - PHOEBE'S VISION]", "(Phoebe turns around.)", "PHOEBE'S LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, mommy!", "(She sees her future self, crouching, holding her little girl's hands.)", "FUTURE PHOEBE: Ooh, hi! Did you have a good day at school?", "PHOEBE'S LITTLE GIRL: Yeah.", "FUTURE PHOEBE: Do you have homework? (Future Phoebe laughs, then kisses her", "little girl's hand. She turns around, sees Phoebe and walks over to her.) I knew you'd come here sooner or later.", "PHOEBE: Really? How's that?", "FUTURE PHOEBE: Well, because six years ago, I was you standing there talking to me.", "PHOEBE: Wait, so if you are me, then who are you talking to?", "FUTURE PHOEBE: Don't try to figure it out. It'll hurt our head.", "PHOEBE: Our head?", "FUTURE PHOEBE: The important thing is is that you're here now. For a reason. And to find answers.", "PHOEBE: Okay, you know what, don't get all cryptic with me, please, not after the day I've had today.", "FUTURE PHOEBE: Oh, I remember the day you had. It's the day you lost faith in your premonitions because of all you've been through and all your disappointments. You were promised something, something that means the world to you, and you're afraid you might not get it.", "PHOEBE: Will I?", "FUTURE PHOEBE: I'm living proof of that. And so is she. (They both look at their little girl.)", "(White flash to...)", "[INT. MANOR - 2ND FLOOR HALLWAY - NIGHT]", "(End of Phoebe's vision.)", "(Phoebe smiles.)", "LEO: (off-screen) Piper, please!", "PIPER: Oh, come on! What's one more pair of shoes? (Sees Phoebe and walks over", "to her.) Are you all right?", "PHOEBE: (still smiling) Yeah. Never better.", "FADE TO BLACK" ]	Charmed	08x09	Hulkus Pocus	bunniefuu
Charmed_08x10.json	[ "After receiving a warning from the Angel of Death that Leo is on his list of souls to collect, Piper casts a spell to make everybody look like Leo so Death can't complete his job. She then turns to the Elders and Avatars for help in keeping Leo safe, only to discover that it's Leo's destiny to die. As a result, Piper turns to the Angel of Destiny in an attempt to cut a deal to keep him alive. As Billie tracks down a lead in her attempt to locate her sister, Paige has her first date with Henry." ]	[ "PROLOGUE", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. CAR LOT - DAY]", "(Leo is roaring the engine of a vintage green 1941 Ford truck, driver door opened. Piper stands next to him.)", "LEO: (enthusiastic) Ha ha! Listen to that baby, huh?", "PIPER: (not thrilled) Do what?", "LEO: Isn't she something?", "PIPER: She's somethin' all right!", "LEO: (gets out of the car) Oh, man. Straight six, four-speed tranny. Just like the one my grandpa gave me sixty years ago.", "PIPER: Uh, okay, sweetie, you're barely thirty.", "LEO: You know what I mean, the first time I was alive.", "PIPER: All right, keep it down, now, will ya?", "LEO: Oh. Right. Sorry.", "PIPER: Ooh.", "SALESMAN: (walks to them) So, what do you think?", "LEO: I think she's beautiful. (To Piper) What do you think?", "PIPER: I think nine thousand dollars is a lot of money!", "SALESMAN: Ninety-five hundred, actually, but that includes the original tailgate, which I've got out back.", "PIPER: (sarcastic) Well that makes it completely different!", "SALESMAN: Seriously, it's not easy finding a forty-one in working condition, and with matching serial numbers to boot.", "PIPER: (not convinced) Hmm.", "SALESMAN: I know it doesn't look like much now...", "PIPER: No, it doesn't.", "LEO: But it will when I'm done with it. You know, I just sand off some of the rust, adjust the carburetor, rebuild the engine... Come on, let's have the fun! You know, when I'm done with this puppy, it's gonna be worth, what? Twenty-five, thirty grand?", "SALESMAN: At least!", "(The salesman leaves Piper and Leo to let them discuss it privately.)", "LEO: Think, maybe someday I can pass it on to the boys.", "PIPER: (worried) How long you plan on keeping this thing?", "LEO: You know what I mean. Come on, this is a second chance for me, a chance to", "start over.", "PIPER: (smiling) All right.", "LEO: (overjoyed) Yes. Mmm... (Kisses Piper) I love you.", "PIPER: I bet you do! Okay, but seriously, the boys aren't running in it without car seats and helmets and like, elbow pads.", "LEO: Promise.", "PIPER: Okay.", "SALESMAN: (shaking Leo's hand) Let's go write it up!", "(Leo follows the salesman, leaving Piper alone contemplating their new purchase.)", "(Suddenly, Piper sees the Angel of Death standing in the middle of the street, staring at her silently. A car passes and drives straight through the Angel of Death's ethereal body. Shot of Piper looking worried. Cut to the...)", "[OPENING CREDITS]", "PART ONE", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - PAIGE'S BEDROOM - DAY]", "PAIGE: What? You saw the Angel of Death, and you're only telling me this now?", "PIPER: Well, I didn't wanna worry you.", "PAIGE: Well, where did you see him? When?", "PIPER: This morning, downtown with Leo. But I don't think it means anything,", "really.", "PAIGE: Piper, the only person that sees him is the person he's coming after.", "PIPER: No, that's not necessarily true. We all saw him last time, and nothing happened.", "PAIGE: Well, that's just because we were protecting the guy who was next on his list, who incidentally he got!", "PIPER: You're right, but if he really wanted me, he could've taken me right then and there, right?", "PAIGE: Okay, you have a point.", "PIPER: So, maybe... I just thought I saw him. Maybe I'm doing what I usually do around this point in my life.", "PAIGE: (sits on her bed) Okay, you lost me.", "PIPER: We're demon-light, the boys are happy and healthy, Leo and I are doing fine, so maybe I'm doing what I always do when everything is going well in my life. I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.", "PAIGE: Yeah, that would be like the Manolo Blahnik of shoe drops, okay? (Paige picks up the phone.) I'm cancelling my lunch date.", "PIPER: No no no, you're not!", "PAIGE: (still holding the phone) Yes, I am!", "PIPER: No, you can't use my neurosis to justify your own! You're just looking for an excuse to get out of the date!", "PAIGE: I am not, and that's besides the point.", "PIPER: No, that's exactly the point. Now, Henry asked you out and you said yes, so you're going!", "PAIGE: (stands up) I don't want to! I don't even like him that way!", "PIPER: Which is clearly why you said yes. So you're gonna go, and if I see Death, I'll call ya.", "PAIGE: Fine. But if he gets you, I'm never talking to you again.", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL - DAY]", "(Billie, in her demonic outfit, black top & evil jeans, is pacing around. Behind her, to the left, Phoebe is sitting, hidden behind a table.)", "PHOEBE: (off-screen) This is taking a really long time.", "BILLIE: He'll show.", "PHOEBE: (off-screen) Maybe you were a little too cryptic with your clues.", "BILLIE: Well, I couldn't exactly tell the entire underworld that I'm a witch, okay? If this doesn't flush him out, nothing will.", "(Phoebe's cell rings loudly.)", "BILLIE: You're waiting a call? Here?", "PHOEBE: Yeah, great reception, huh? (answers) Hey Piper, can I call you back?", "INTERCUT WITH:", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM - DAY]", "PIPER: Yeah, sure, no problem. I was just, you know, calling to see how you're", "doing, if you're okay, that's all.", "PHOEBE: Why wouldn't I be?", "PIPER: No reason, just checking.", "PHOEBE: Piper, what's going on?", "BILLIE: Hello? Demon!", "(Phoebe gestures Billie to shut up.)", "PIPER: Wait, wha-- Demon? What demon?", "PHOEBE: Oh, we're trying to lure out the demon that took Billie's sister and see", "if we can find out what happened to her.", "PIPER: No! No, no no no, you can't do that right now.", "PHOEBE: Why, Piper? What's happening?", "BILLIE: Phoebe!", "PHOEBE: (to Billie) Will-- you-- please--", "PIPER: Well, see, the thing is, I may have seen... the Angel of Death today.", "PHOEBE: What? When? Oh my god, are you okay?", "PIPER: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm just, you know, I'm calling to-- Have you seen him?", "PHOEBE: Who? Death? No.", "PIPER: Okay, well that's good, that's good, but still, you know, maybe you shouldn't...", "(Reinhardt flames in a few feet in front of Billie.)", "BILLIE: (whispering) He's here!", "PHOEBE: (to Piper) Gotta go! Gotta go!", "(Piper sighs.)", "REINHARDT: (walks towards Billie) You the one that's been asking about me?", "BILLIE: (casually, walks towards Reinhardt) Maybe. Are you the one that took", "that little girl fifteen years ago? Name's Christy, I think.", "REINHARDT: Nobody's supposed to know about that.", "BILLIE: Well, the demon that hired you does.", "REINHARDT: Yes. But how do you know, and why do you care?", "BILLIE: Let's just say it's personal.", "REINHARDT: Really? (Suddenly, Burke shudders into the room with a crossbow pointed at Billie's head.)", "PHOEBE: Billie! (With amazing speed, Reinhardt suddenly grabs Billie's throat with a metal claw attached to his left hand.)", "BILLIE: Uh! (As Reinhardt struggles with Billie, he places himself in the path of Burke's arrow. The arrow destined to Billie whizzes and plunges into Reinhardt's neck. He screams and collapses.) (Burke fires an arrow at Phoebe; she gasps and ducks just in time, and the arrow plows into the table instead.)", "(Burke speed-shudders to Billie.)", "BURKE: Nice try, witch!", "(Burke leans and touches Reinhardt's knee, then shudders out with him.)", "PHOEBE: (runs to Billie) Billie, are you okay?", "BILLIE: No, I'm not okay! I just lost the only clue to finding her!", "(They both sigh.)", "[EXT. SIDEWALK CAFÉ - DAY]", "(Paige and Henry are in the middle of their lunch date.)", "PAIGE: So, do you have any brothers or sisters?", "HENRY: No. Well, not that I know of. My parents were foster parents.", "PAIGE: That's right. Do you ever wonder...", "HENRY: Wonder who my parents are?", "PAIGE: (nods) Yeah.", "HENRY: No. I mean, what happened happened, right? Nothing I can do about it. I", "don't look back. I tell my parolees that too, don't look back, there's nothing you can do about it.", "PAIGE: (smiles) It's actually very good advice.", "HENRY: You have a great smile.", "PAIGE: Thank you. So do you.", "HENRY: (smiles) Thank you.", "WAITRESS: Can I take this?", "HENRY: Oh, sorry. We didn't even look yet.", "WAITRESS: Okay. Take your time.", "HENRY: Thanks.", "PAIGE: You know, actually, I should probably be going.", "HENRY: Me too. I had a great time, though.", "PAIGE: I did also.", "HENRY: (looks the check over) Your half is 14.50. (Paige looks at him and freezes.) I'll get some change.", "(Henry stands up and walks away. Paige's cell phone rings.)", "PAIGE: (answering) Hello?", "INTERCUT WITH:", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM - DAY]", "PIPER: Hey. Are you all right?", "PAIGE: No, I'm not.", "PIPER: What do you mean? Did you see Death?", "PAIGE: (sulking) Nah. Just saw a cad. Nothing fatal, though.", "PIPER: I have no idea what you're talking about.", "PAIGE: Don't worry about it. Did you see him again?", "PIPER: Well, no, but Phoebe is out fighting demons.", "PAIGE: So, what's new?", "PIPER: What's new is she shouldn't be doing that with, you know, the Angel of", "Death lurking about.", "PAIGE: Fair enough. Okay. I'm on my way home.", "PIPER: Okay, but are you driving? Be careful driving!", "PAIGE: (rolls eyes) Yeah, okay. Bye.", "HENRY: (sits back with a few bills) Okay, fifteen...", "PAIGE: (icy, stands up) Yeah. Guess what. I got twenty. (Paige slams the money on the table.) Keep the change.", "(Paige leaves, leaving Henry dumbfounded.)", "[INT. MANOR - GARAGE - DAY]", "(Piper walks in, worried, searching for Leo.)", "PIPER: Leo? Leo?", "LEO: (on a dolly, working on his truck) Right here.", "PIPER: (drags him from under the truck) What are you doing under there? Get out,", "get out, get out!", "LEO: Whoa! What's the matter?", "PIPER: What do you mean, what's the matter? What if it fell? You could be crushed, you could be killed!", "LEO: Don't be silly, it's up on jacks!", "PIPER: So? You never know!", "LEO: You worry too much, you know that?", "PIPER: Well, what else is new?", "LEO: Come on, I know what I'm doing, nothing's gonna happen to me. (Piper sighs.) What's the matter? Talk to me.", "PIPER: Nothing, it's-- it's silly.", "LEO: Not if it's bothering you, it's not. Come on, I've learned by now that if you're worrying about something, then there's usually a good reason for it.", "PIPER: Great.", "LEO: You know, you don't do well by worrying. You do well by doing, that's your process. Worry first, kick ass later. You know, you don't do good on your heels. You like to take control.", "PIPER: I do, don't I?", "LEO: It's when you're at your best.", "PIPER: Right. (She turns away, then suddenly turns back, grabs and passionately kisses Leo.) I love you.", "(Piper exits hastily, leaving Leo confused.)", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "PIPER: All right, mister. I know you're lurking somewhere, and if you want", "something, you need to get your grim reaping ass down here or stop bugging me.", "(In the middle of Piper's speech, the Angel of Death appears behind her.)", "ANGEL OF DEATH: (folding arms) There's no need to be rude. (Piper turns around.)", "I was only trying to do you a favor.", "PIPER: Favor? Well, I don't want any favors from you.", "ANGEL OF DEATH: Oh, you'll want this one. You know, my job was so much easier before I met you and your sisters, it was so much less complicated.", "PIPER: For what's it's worth, I don't think taking people's life should be all that easy to do.", "ANGEL OF DEATH: It never is. Still, it's inevitable.", "PIPER: You're not taking me.", "ANGEL OF DEATH: You're right, I'm not. (Piper frowns. The Angel of Death walks towards Piper.) I'm taking Leo.", "PIPER: What?", "ANGEL OF DEATH: It's curious, I actually feel bad about it. No doubt a reflection about my knowing you. I don't normally get to know people long in my line of work, obviously.", "PIPER: You can't have him.", "ANGEL OF DEATH: You don't have a choice. That's why I came earlier. I wanted to warn you, to give you time to prepare. To say goodbye.", "PIPER: (shaking her head) No! ANGEL OF DEATH. I'm afraid you don't have much time.", "PIPER: (closes her eyes) Why? ANGEL OF DEATH. I'm not about why, or how, Piper. I'm simply when. You know that.", "PIPER: It's not right, and it's not fair, not after everything we've gone through and everything we've been promised.", "ANGEL OF DEATH: There's a reason for everything, even this. You know that too, Piper. I am sorry.", "(The Angel of Death disappears.)", "(Piper swallows hard. She picks up a notepad and writes something down.)", "PIPER: (chanting)", "Hide him from sight So I might fight Ignore which leaves bereft My husband from the Angel of Death", "(A loud crashing noise is heard from below. Piper rushes to...)", "[INT. MANOR - GARAGE - DAY]", "(... the garage.)", "PIPER: Leo? (shouts) Leo!", "LEO: (appears from behind the truck) What? What's the matter?", "PIPER: (sighs of relief) Oh, thank God.", "(Piper hugs Leo.)", "LEO: What happened? (The phone rings, Leo picks it up.) Hello? Okay, okay-- hold", "on a second. It's Paige. (Leo passes the phone to Piper.)", "PIPER: What?", "[EXT. SAN FRANCISCO - STREET - DAY]", "PAIGE: (frenzied) What!? What do you mean, what? Do you have any idea what is", "going on down here, do you?", "[INT. MANOR - GARAGE - DAY]", "PIPER: Wait, slow down. What's the matter?", "[EXT. SAN FRANCISCO - STREET - DAY]", "PAIGE: You're never gonna believe it.", "(A Leo lookalike walks in front of Paige.)", "(Another Leo lookalike, a businessman busy dialing a number on his cell phone, bumps into Paige.)", "BUSINESSMAN: Oh. Sorry. Excuse me. (Shot of the street. All men look like Leo. A car passes by, driven by a Leo lookalike.)", "(Shot of Paige looking stunned.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "PART TWO", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM - DAY]", "(Phoebe is sitting on the couch, Paige on a chair. Piper walks relentlessly back and forth.)", "PHOEBE: Piper, I know the spell didn't work out like you wanted it to, but at least it bought us some time, right?", "PIPER: Yeah, but the Angel of Death is still after him. It's only a matter of time.", "PHOEBE: The time is on our side. I mean, now that the whole town looks like Leo, Death has gotta be confused.", "PAIGE: We can use the confusion to our advantage, until we can figure out how to really save Leo.", "PIPER: And how exactly are we gonna do that? I mean, we can't watch him, we can't protect him twenty-four hours a day, he wouldn't let us, and besides, he could fall in the shower, or trip down the stairs, it could be anything.", "PAIGE: We'll find a way. Where's Billie?", "PHOEBE: She's upstairs, trying to find the demon who took her demon.", "PIPER: Why don't you go keep an eye on her, make sure she doesn't get herself killed.", "PHOEBE: Wait, are you sure?", "PIPER: Yeah. I mean, we don't need the Angel of Death looking for two people in this house.", "PHOEBE: Okay. I'll be upstairs if you need me.", "(Phoebe walks to the attic.)", "PAIGE. We're gonna figure out how to save him.", "LEO: (off-screen) Save who? (Paige and Piper stare at him) What?", "(Flash to...)", "[INT. UNDERWORLD - BURKE'S LAIR]", "(Reinhardt, still a little dizzy, stands up. Burke looks down on him.)", "BURKE: Well, it's about time.", "(Burke inserts a magical crystal in a slot, entrapping Reinhardt within an invisible force field.)", "REINHARDT: You wi-- Ahh!", "(As Reinhardt walks towards Burke, he bumps in the invisible force field.)", "BURKE: Painful, isn't it?", "REINHARDT: (tries again) You-- Ahh!", "BURKE: (sneers) It was so simple. Any lower-level demon could understand. Do", "what you're hired to do, then disappear. But you didn't do that, did you?", "REINHARDT: Somebody was asking questions, nosing around. I had to cover my tracks.", "BURKE: No. Covering tracks is what I do, Reinhardt. You just had to shut up. (Reinhardt groans.) I'm curious. Do you have any idea who it was that was asking questions?", "REINHARDT: No.", "BURKE: A witch. One who also happens to be the sister of that girl you kidnapped lo those many years ago.", "REINHARDT: So?", "BURKE: So? She tricked you, tried to get you to talk.", "REINHARDT: Yeah, but I didn't say anything.", "BURKE: Only because I stopped you first. Because that's what I'm hired to do. (Burke ambles around Reinhardt. The camera pans and reveals several creatures frozen in transparent cryogenic containers lined up against the cavern's wall.)", "REINHARDT: (turns around) What are these?", "BURKE: Living trophies. Others who didn't do as they were told. You see, this goes beyond you, or me, or even that little girl you took. There's a far more powerful force at work here. (Burke slots a magical crystal and twists it. A cryogenic container materializes and instantly freezes Reinhardt.)", "BURKE: One that doesn't want to be found out.", "(Zoom on frozen Reinhardt.)", "(Flash to...)", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "(The Book of Shadows page is on \"Burke\". Billie is copying the vanquishing spell on a notepad.)", "(Phoebe enters, biting her nails, looking preoccupied.)", "BILLIE: Hey, hi. Okay, okay, so this is good news, I found him. Supposedly his", "name is Burke, he's some demonic bounty hunter, but the good news is, he gets to keep his prey, so if we found him, we would be able to... Phoebe, hello, are you listening to me?", "PHOEBE: Yeah. I'm... sorry. Just... Leo's in a lot of trouble right now.", "BILLIE: What? Why?", "PHOEBE: Well, it's a long story, but basically the Angel of Death is after him.", "BILLIE: Are you telling me the Angel of Death really exists?", "PHOEBE: Yes, unfortunately. Piper and Paige are downstairs trying to figure out a way to keep him from getting to Leo, and... Piper sent me up here to help you.", "BILLIE: (doesn't seem to care much about Leo) Oh, okay, well, good, hopefully, we can find Burke really fast. I have a spell right here...", "PHOEBE: Billie, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, but I just don't think that I can do this right now.", "BILLIE: Look, I know. I haven't known Leo as long as you, Phoebe, but... I care about him a lot too. I mean, he's practically family to me.", "PHOEBE: Yeah, but he is my family.", "BILLIE: Like my sister is to me.", "PHOEBE: Yeah. I know. (sighs) Look, Billie, I'm really sorry, I'm just torn. You know, I wanna help you, I-- I really do, but I feel like I should be helping Leo right now.", "BILLIE: Well then, you stay here, and I'm gonna go, because I have to find out what happened to her.", "(Billie leaves.)", "PHOEBE: Billie...", "[INT. MANOR - PIPER'S BEDROOM - DAY]", "(Piper is sitting. Leo is walking back and forth nervously.)", "LEO: Why didn't you tell me, huh? What, you-- you don't think I have a right to", "know?", "PIPER: No, you do, I just-- I didn't know how to tell you.", "LEO: (laughs frantically) I can't believe this is happening, you know! I can't believe that I'm-- I'm--", "PIPER: You're not going to, okay? I won't let it happen.", "LEO: How, huh? By hexing every man so he looks like me? It's not gonna stop him!", "PIPER: No, okay, that wasn't the plan, it's not what I meant to do, all right, I'm scared too!", "LEO: Okay, look, honey, I'm sorry, okay... (hugs Piper) I just-- I-- I don't know what to feel, I don't know what to do.", "PIPER: Don't do anything, just let us figure it out.", "LEO: How, huh? I'm mortal. I've been given a death sentence by the one guy who means it. (Turns away) You know, there's just... so much that I still wanna do, and I-- I don't know where to start.", "PIPER: I know, but listen, okay, you just need to stay here, you just need to stay put, and...", "LEO: What about the boys? What about Chris and Wyatt, you know? I-- I gotta go see Wyatt...", "PIPER: No no no, it's not... it's not safe.", "LEO: How am I supposed to tell him, huh? (Piper sighs) How do I tell him that?", "PIPER: (closes eyes) Okay, listen... (gets teary) You just gotta trust me, okay, I mean... We're gonna fix this! We will! But until we do, you just have to stay here. I mean it. Do you understand? (Leo nods.)", "(Piper hugs Leo one more time, then leaves the room.)", "[INT. MANOR - STAIRS / MAIN HALL - DAY]", "(Piper walks down the stairs. The Angel of Death is waiting for her.)", "ANGEL OF DEATH: I trust you said your goodbyes.", "(Piper stops two stairs above the Angel of Death.)", "PIPER: (crosses arms) I'm not gonna let you do this.", "ANGEL OF DEATH: Piper, we've been through this already. Now, where's Leo?", "(The doorbell rings.)", "PAIGE: (off-screen) Ooh, I'll get it.", "(Paige opens the manor's door. It's 'Leo', pizza delivery guy.)", "PAIGE: Oh, hi. Uh, do you mind just-- putting it on the table?", "(The pizza delivery guy leers at Paige with a lascivious smile as he slides past her.) (Shot of a satisfied Piper, standing cross-armed, and a befuddled Angel of Death.)", "(The doorbell rings again.)", "DRY CLEANING GUY 'LEO': (friendly) Here are the shirts. You're lucky we had 'em", "ready when you called.", "(The doorbell rings yet again.)", "PAIGE: Hi. Okay. Let me show you to the grandfather clock.", "REPAIRMAN 'LEO': Uh-huh. Thanks.", "ANGEL OF DEATH: What's the meaning of this?", "PIPER: What can I tell you? I run a very busy household.", "(The doorbell rings again.)", "PAIGE: And you are?", "HENRY 'LEO': I thought we should talk, after what happened at lunch.", "PAIGE: (mouth gapes) Henry?", "(The real Leo walks down the stairs and observes the situation.)", "PIPER: I told you, I'm not going to let you take my husband.", "ANGEL OF DEATH: You've obviously no idea who you're dealing with.", "REAL LEO: (walks down the stairs, to Piper) Uh, you seem to have a faulty", "receiver, ma'am. I'm gonna have to go get some tools.", "PIPER: Okay, well, uh, please hurry back, I don't want it to get any worse.", "REAL LEO: I know what I'm doing.", "ANGEL OF DEATH: Magic won't protect him for long, you know. I'll find him. I always do.", "(The Angel of Death disappears. Piper closes her eyes and sighs.)", "[INT. MANOR - FRONT PORCH - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "PAIGE: Well, you know, Henry, I'm just a little... weirded out right now.", "HENRY 'LEO': Why?", "PAIGE: Well, Henry, umm... the thing is, there are just too many reasons to go", "into.", "HENRY 'LEO': More secrets, huh? You know, I just wanna know what went out at lunch. Everything was going fine, and then...", "PAIGE: Yeah, well, you know, I promised we will talk about that. However, right now, you're, um... obviously, a bit upset, and frankly, not yourself.", "HENRY 'LEO': Fine.", "[EXT. SAN FRANCISCO - STREET - DAY]", "(Leo's in a taxi, parked across of Wyatt's preschool.)", "TAXI DRIVER 'LEO': You know, the meter's running, pal.", "LEO: (gives the taxi driver a $20 bill) Take a break.", "TAXI DRIVER 'LEO': Fine by me.", "(The taxi driver gets out of the car. Leo sighs nervously.)", "(The Angel of Death appears next to Leo.)", "LEO: (startled and scared) Who are you?", "ANGEL OF DEATH: If you can see me, then you know. It wasn't easy finding you.", "Though I must admit I did rather enjoy the challenge.", "LEO: Please--", "ANGEL OF DEATH: Don't bother. Trust me, I've heard it all before.", "LEO: But I don't understand why. I mean, my first life ended prematurely. And I gave up being a Whitelighter and an Elder so I can live again, so I can love again. You're telling me that that can't happen now?", "ANGEL OF DEATH: All life ends, Leo. Sooner or later.", "LEO: (looking at the preschool) Can I at least see my son again?", "(Leo turns around, but the Angel of Death disappeared.)", "(Leo opens the door.)", "(Just as Leo opens the door, a truck screeches and bumps in full force into the side of the taxi.) (The force of the blow shoves Leo across the back seat, bleeding and unconscious.)", "(The taxi's horn blares uninterruptedly.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "PART THREE", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. BAY GENERAL HOSPITAL - HALLWAY - DAY]", "(Paige and Piper walk speedily across the hospital's hallway.)", "PAIGE: Here's the thing. We should have hope that it's not all that bad, right,", "I mean... look around, these guys are back to normal, and the spell obviously wore off.", "(Piper and Paige reach the ER's waiting room.)", "PIPER: Hi, I'm looking for my husband.", "NURSE: (holds a phone) Ma'am, if you'll just wait...", "PIPER: No, his name is Leo Wyatt, they called and said he was in some kind of", "car crash, and I just need to know...", "NURSE: Just a moment, please.", "PIPER: (snatches the nurse's phone and hangs it up) No, actually, I need to know where my husband is right now!", "DOCTOR: Did you say his name was Leo?", "PIPER: Have you seen him?", "DOCTOR: I'm one of the doctors on this case.", "PIPER: Case? What do you mean, case?", "DOCTOR: Your husband was admitted about a half hour ago, but we've managed to stabilize him.", "PIPER: Okay, so that's good, right?", "DOCTOR: Yes, that's good, but we really won't know the extent of his injuries until we operate. We're prepping him for surgery now.", "PIPER: (worried) Surgery?", "DOCTOR: It's called an exploratory laparotomy. To find out whether or not his internal bleeding is from a splenic laceration or a tearing of one of his kidneys or aorta...", "PIPER: Okay, wait, slow down. In English. Is it life-threatening?", "DOCTOR: Yes, it is.", "(There is a tense pause as the doctor's words sink in.)", "PIPER: I can't believe this is happening.", "DOCTOR: We're doing everything we can. I promise you.", "PIPER: (holds her head in her hands) I can't do this, I can't handle this right", "now!", "DOCTOR: Please try to be positive...", "PIPER: Ugh!", "(Piper freezes the whole room except Paige.)", "PAIGE: What are you doing?", "PIPER: I can't do this, this can't be happening!", "PAIGE: Yeah, but you can't freeze this problem forever, Piper. I'm sorry, but", "you can't!", "(Piper sighs, takes a moment to collect herself, then unfreezes the room.)", "PIPER: Uh-- can I see my husband, please?", "[INT. BAY GENERAL HOSPITAL - ER WARD - DAY]", "(Leo lies in bed, still, bruised badly. He's alone; the ward is empty.)", "(Piper walks in.)", "(Leo slowly opens his eyes.)", "PIPER: (quietly) Hey.", "LEO: What happened?", "PIPER: You're in a hospital. You had an accident, but you're gonna be okay.", "LEO: You've always been a bad liar.", "PIPER: They're gonna take you in for surgery soon, but I'll be waiting for you", "when you come out.", "LEO: Tell the boys...", "PIPER: No, stop it. You can tell them everything once you get out of here. We're gonna beat this, Leo, just like we always do.", "LEO: Piper...", "PIPER: No, listen to me. You can't give up. You gotta fight this. I can't do this by myself.", "DOCTOR: (off-screen) Ma'am, we're ready for surgery.", "PIPER: Don't give up. I love you.", "LEO: You too...", "[INT. BAY GENERAL HOSPITAL - HALLWAY - DAY]", "(Leo's being taken away by orderlies. Piper watches him leave.)", "(Paige walks to Piper.)", "PAIGE: How's he doing? (Piper gives Paige a hollow look.) Look, uh, you know,", "I've been thinking... something is not right about this.", "PIPER: Paige...", "PAIGE: No, I'm serious. Look, Piper, things like this don't happen to us. I mean, what if this isn't just an accident, what if there's something demonic behind it?", "PIPER: What are you talking about?", "PAIGE: The Angel of Death told you Leo was supposed to die, which means we're already way past random chance when the truck hit him.", "PIPER: You're grasping at straws.", "PAIGE: Maybe, but according to that cop over there, they have the driver in custody, which means this could very well not be an accident after all.", "PIPER: How does that help Leo?", "PAIGE: If there's something magical going on here, maybe something magical can fix it.", "PIPER: (ponders) Okay, see what you can do.", "(Piper walks away.)", "PAIGE: Where are you going?", "PIPER: To cheat Death.", "(Flash to...)", "[INT. UNDERWORLD - BURKE'S LAIR]", "(Billie walks around Burke's lair, examining the cryogenic containers. She walks to one of them and rubs the ice off, revealing a frozen Reinhardt. Billie gasps and flinches.)", "(Burke creeps behind her.)", "BURKE: Usually, I charge admission.", "BILLIE: (points at Reinhardt) That demon was mine!", "BURKE: Was being the operative word. (Burke moseys around Billie.) I'm afraid", "the one who hired me isn't ready for you to discover the truth.", "BILLIE: Yeah, and who might that be?", "BURKE: Ahh... wouldn't you like to know? Perhaps then you could get some answers about your sister.", "BILLIE: My sister. How did you know... (Burke speed-shudders behind Billie and smacks her. Billie is hurled across the lair by the force of the blow.)", "BILLIE: Ahh!", "BURKE: I always wanted a witch for a trophy. (Suddenly, an arrow whizzes and hits Burke in the neck. Burke groans and collapses.)", "(The arrow was shot by Phoebe. She's holding Burke's crossbow.)", "PHOEBE: Thought you could use a little backup.", "BILLIE: Thanks. What about Leo?", "PHOEBE: Piper'll call if she needs me. What's this guy's deal?", "BILLIE: (stands up) Well, someone hired him to take out Reinhardt. Same someone", "who knows about my sister.", "PHOEBE: What do you say we get some answers?", "(Billie nods.)", "(Flash to...)", "[INT. MANOR - 2ND FLOOR PARLOR - DAY]", "ANGEL OF DEATH: What do you want from me? I've already told you, there's nothing", "I can do. It's Leo's time.", "PIPER: I'll get Wyatt to heal him somehow. He's not dead yet.", "ANGEL OF DEATH: No, but he soon will be.", "PIPER: You said there was a reason behind this.", "ANGEL OF DEATH: There's a reason behind everything. That's why it's called the grand design.", "PIPER: But specifically this. You made a point of telling me that there was a reason, just like you made a point of warning me it was going to happen in the first place.", "ANGEL OF DEATH: Right.", "PIPER: I'm not asking you to save Leo, because I know you can't. I'm just asking you to tell me who can. I need to know why this is happening, especially if it was not an accident. I'll pull every connection I have, if you just point me in the right direction.", "ANGEL OF DEATH: You know, I could get in a great deal of trouble for this. I don't know what the greater reason is, but I do know there is one. Perhaps you should speak to those who know more about the grand design than I do.", "(The Angel of Death disappears.)", "PIPER: Thank you.", "[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY - DAY]", "(Piper is standing, arms crossed.)", "(An Avatar flashes in front of Piper. At the same time, an Elder orbs behind her.)", "ELDER: An Avatar? What are you trying to do?", "PIPER: I'm trying to save my husband's life. (Turns to the Elder) Any way I can.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "PART FOUR", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY - DAY]", "ELDER: The very fact that you dare put me in a room with an avatar...", "AVATAR: Shows the open-minded view she's capable of having.", "ELDER: Says the one whose single-minded beliefs nearly destroyed us all!", "(Piper whistles hard.)", "PIPER: Listen. I'm only interested in talking about Leo right now, and I have it", "on very good authority that one or both of you can tell me why this is happening. So... I'm listening.", "ELDER: I don't know what you're talking about.", "PIPER: You know exactly what I'm talking about. Look, I don't care how it happens, I don't care who does it, but one of you is going to save Leo because both of you owe him. (To the Elder) Are you telling me that you won't heal Leo? (To the Avatar) Or you, that you don't have the power to fix this? (The Elder and the Avatar remain silent.) Well, somebody say something!", "ELDER: It's not that we won't, Piper. We can't.", "AVATAR: Using our powers to save Leo... It's a path that neither Elder nor Avatar can travel.", "PIPER: Hang on a second. Are you telling me that the first time you two agree on anything is when you decide to let my husband die?! (The Elder and the Avatar remain silent once again.) I don't think so.", "ELDER: I'm sorry.", "PIPER: No, you listen to me! Leo at one point in his life believed in both of your causes. He devoted his life at the expense of family to those beliefs, and you're telling me that you won't save that life? Why the hell can't you tell me what's going on? What is your big secret?", "ELDER: We don't have the... authority to share that information.", "PIPER: Fine, well if you don't, then who does?", "AVATAR: You might want to think twice before going there.", "PIPER: Going where?", "ELDER: You're going to need your sisters.", "[INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT - HENRY'S OFFICE - DAY]", "PAIGE: (knocks and enters) Hi.", "HENRY: Hey.", "PAIGE: Sorry I left without talking before.", "HENRY: Can't talk now, so...", "PAIGE: Well, it's not what I came for.", "HENRY: Why are you here?", "PAIGE: Look, I need some help. It's about my brother-in-law...", "HENRY: Hold it. You can't just storm out on lunch, then chime me on and show up", "here like nothing happened. You can't do that.", "PAIGE: (crosses arms) I didn't!", "HENRY: Good, let's talk about why you were upset.", "PAIGE: Okay. Here's the thing. I have no issue, you know, going Dutch with guys, I do it, you know, a lot, totally fine. But I guess I just kinda feel, eeh, maybe it's old-fashioned, that when someone specifically asks me out on a date, that maybe--", "HENRY: (lifts finger) Who did that?", "PAIGE: You did.", "HENRY: I-- no.", "PAIGE: Yeah. You said, would you like to go for lunch on a date?", "HENRY: I said, would you like to go for lunch at Nate's.", "PAIGE: Okay, that's really embarrassing.", "HENRY: The embarrassing part of the story is that... I did want to make it a date. And I didn't ask you, because I was scared you were gonna say no.", "PAIGE: Misunderstandings.", "HENRY: So what can I do for you, Paige?", "PAIGE: Here's the thing. I need to speak to somebody in jail. The catch is, it has to be completely private, and you can't ask me why.", "[INT. POLICE STATION - INTERROGATION ROOM - DAY]", "HENRY: How exactly is this gonna help Leo again?", "PAIGE: Henry, please stop fishing.", "(The door opens. A cop drags Lenny in the room.)", "LENNY: What's going on? Who's she, my PD?", "(The cop sits Lenny on a chair.)", "HENRY: Thanks, Jack. (The cop leaves the room.) All right, no one's on the other", "side, the cameras are off. He's all yours.", "PAIGE: Thank you.", "HENRY: Hope you know what you're doing.", "(Henry leaves and closes the door behind him.)", "LENNY: Yeah, hey, I hope you know what you're doing too, lady. I mean, uh,", "you're a grand-looking lawyer and all, but I gotta get out of here.", "PAIGE: I'm not a lawyer.", "LENNY: Oh no? Then what are you?", "PAIGE: (deadly serious) Actually, I'm a witch.", "(Paige clutches the Lenny's shoulder and orbs him out.)", "LENNY: Ahh!", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "(Paige and Lenny orb in. Paige pushes him and he falls down, extremely frightened.)", "LENNY: Ahh! What the hell?!? (Stands up) Where are we? (Paige grabs him and shoves him in a chair.) Ahh! How'd we get here? (Paige smashes a potion near him.) What the hell was that?", "(Yellow hazy particles circle around Lenny.)", "PAIGE: Truth potion, Lenny. You're gonna tell me what's going on and who is", "behind this.", "LENNY: Behind what? (The yellow hazy particles permeate Lenny and he glows yellow for a blink.) Hey! Hey, I feel pretty good! What was that stuff?", "PAIGE: Never mind. The truth, now!", "LENNY: All right, okay. The truth is, I don't really have a license to drive a tow, I forged it. I'm not really from Jersey, I'm from Kansas. I only took...", "PAIGE: What?", "LENNY: ... the gig to pay back the bookie. And I didn't really lose the money, I stole it. 'Course, that's after I slept with his wife.", "PAIGE: No. Tell me about the accident! Which demon is behind this?", "LENNY: Demons? You wanna talk demons?", "PAIGE: Yeah!", "LENNY: All right. I stole from the collection plate, and even though I promised to return the money, I gambled it away. Well, actually, I rigged the game and made some dough, and then I lost it when I was picking the track.", "(Piper comes in.)", "PIPER: Paige, what are you doing?", "PAIGE: This is the guy who crashed into Leo. Although I'm beginning to think it", "really was an accident.", "LENNY: I told you!", "PIPER: It wasn't. Get rid of him.", "(Flash to...)", "[INT. UNDERWORLD - BURKE'S LAIR]", "PHOEBE: (holding a crystal, taunting) Hmm, now, I wonder what would happen if I", "put this right here.", "BURKE: No! Don't. Just-- put it down. Please! It'll kill me, I swear.", "BILLIE: Hmm. Might wanna keep that in mind.", "PHOEBE: So I guess that means you value your life.", "BILLIE: Enough to start answering some questions?", "BURKE: I already told you, I don't know anything, I just do as I'm told.", "BILLIE: You're lying. You knew who I was, you know about my sister, now tell us who hired you, or you're dead!", "PHOEBE: Uh-oh!", "BILLIE: Uh-oh, what?", "(Phoebe disappears in a swirl of glowing twinkles.)", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "(Phoebe appears in a swirl of glowing twinkles.)", "PHOEBE: You know, a phone call would've done the trick.", "PAIGE: We're running out of time.", "PIPER: And so is Leo.", "[INT. BAY GENERAL HOSPITAL - HALLWAY - DAY]", "(Leo is being transported out of surgery. He's in a really bad shape.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "PART FIVE", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "(Piper, Phoebe and Paige are linking hands in a circle.)", "PHOEBE: Wait a minute. (She pulls her hands away.) Are we sure we know what", "we're doing here?", "PIPER: Phoebe.", "PHOEBE: Piper, I would do anything to save Leo, you know that, but this is just freaking me out a little bit. I mean, has anyone ever done this before?", "PAIGE: Well, we met the Angel of Destiny before.", "PHOEBE: I know, but we've never summoned him. He came to us, okay? I'm just saying.", "PIPER: Phoebe, I can't lose Leo. I won't.", "(Phoebe ponders for a while, then makes her decision.)", "(The three sisters link hands.)", "PIPER: Power of three, we summon thee And call to us the Angel of Destiny (A glowing golden ball spins around Piper, Phoebe and Paige. The ball explodes in shards, revealing a grey-robed Angel of Destiny.)", "ANGEL OF DESTINY: Who are you to summon me?", "PAIGE: You don't look like the one we've met before.", "ANGEL OF DESTINY: There are many destinies. And many angels.", "PIPER: Do you know why we called you?", "ANGEL OF DESTINY: Yes, though there's nothing I can do for you. This is Leo's destiny.", "PIPER: Why? Who says?", "ANGEL OF DESTINY: Who do you think?", "PHOEBE: Don't go there.", "PIPER: Listen, lady. I've jumped through a lot of hoops to get you here, and I want some answers, and I mean fast.", "PAIGE: Easy, Piper.", "PIPER: This was not any random accident. There's more to it than that, and I want to know what.", "ANGEL OF DESTINY: Who says there's more?", "PIPER: The Angel of Death.", "PAIGE: And an Elder.", "PHOEBE: And an Avatar.", "ANGEL OF DESTINY: Looks like I'm going to have to have a little chat with them.", "PIPER: First, you're going to have to have a little chat with me. Now, I don't understand this whole grand design thing, nor do I want to. But if your only concern is where we end up, isn't it up to us with free will and all how we get there?", "ANGEL OF DESTINY: Go on.", "PIPER: Just explain to me why Leo is destined to die right now. What does it mean for the whole big picture? Because maybe there is a way for us to get there... that he doesn't have to die. You have to give us a chance, you at least owe us that.", "(The Angel of Destiny's eyes glow for a moment.)", "ANGEL OF DESTINY: There's one more battle on the horizon for you three. One", "unlike you've ever faced before, one you won't see coming, and one you may not survive.", "PIPER: (shakes her head) What does that have to do with Leo?", "ANGEL OF DESTINY: The loss, the pain will motivate you, all of you to fight, without which you will have no chance to prevail.", "PHOEBE: Won't you please try to let us find a way to do this without Leo dying?", "ANGEL OF DESTINY: What exactly do you have in mind?", "(Flash to...)", "[INT. UNDERWORLD - BURKE'S LAIR]", "(Billie slots a magical crystal, trapping Burke within an invisible force field.)", "BILLIE: My sister, is she alive or not?", "BURKE: All right. All right. I'll talk.", "(Billie stares at Burke, chock full of hope.)", "(The Angel of Destiny, Piper, Paige and Phoebe appear off-screen.)", "PHOEBE: Billie, wait.", "BILLIE: (turns around) What are you guys doing here? Who's that?", "(Shot of the Angel of Destiny.)", "PHOEBE: Someone that can save Leo.", "PAIGE: But we're gonna need his help.", "PIPER: We don't have a lot of time. Leo's about to die any second, and this was", "the only way we could think of to save him.", "BILLIE: How?", "PHOEBE: (takes a step forward) By doing to Leo what he does to his trophies. Freezing him.", "BURKE: But that's only if I agree to help, right? I mean, Blondie here knows how to torture all right, but she can't freeze anyone.", "PAIGE: What's your point, what do you want?", "BURKE: It's a little thing called amnesty. You don't come after me, you don't touch me, I'm completely free, and I don't have to talk to you or anyone else about her sister.", "BILLIE: (panicking) No no no, you can't do this! He knows something!", "PIPER: I know, sweetie, I know, and I swear we'll find your sister, I promise. But this is Leo's only hope.", "(Shot of Billie looking torn. She sighs.)", "BILLIE: (weakly) Okay.", "PIPER: (to Burke) Deal?", "(Burke nods.)", "PIPER: (to the Angel of Destiny) Go ahead.", "(The Angel of Destiny closes his eyes. Leo appears as he was before the accident. Burke is teleported near the magical crystals.)", "LEO: What's going on? Where am I?", "PIPER: (walks to Leo) It doesn't matter. All that matters is you're gonna be safe.", "LEO: What do you mean? What's going on?", "PIPER: Remember when I told you you just had to trust me? This is the only way.", "LEO: The only way? Piper...", "PIPER: I have to lose you to save you. It's just... how screwed up destiny is. You kind of got caught in the middle. I'm so sorry.", "(Piper cries.)", "(Phoebe hangs her head.)", "LEO: It's all right. We have... been through worse...", "PIPER: No. We haven't.", "LEO: We're gonna get through this.", "(A teary Piper nods.)", "PIPER: Of course we will.", "ANGEL OF DESTINY: It's time.", "(Piper closes her eyes and cries.)", "(Burke places a magical crystal in its slot. The crystal glows.)", "PIPER: I love you.", "LEO: I love you too.", "(They kiss. Piper painfully steps back.)", "(Piper cries. Phoebe sends Leo a kiss. Paige has tears running down her face.)", "(Burke places a second magical crystal in its slot. The Angel of Destiny nods. Burke rotates the crystal. A cryogenic container appears and Leo instantly freezes.)", "(Piper covers her eyes.)", "(Shot of frozen Leo.)", "(Billie looks aside.)", "ANGEL OF DESTINY: You will find your sister, Billie. It's your destiny. (To the", "sisters) If you prevail, he will be returned. If not... (The Angel of Destiny transforms into a golden swarm of light particles. The golden particles of light swirl around Leo, and he vanishes with them.)", "(Piper shakes her head in disbelief.)", "(Piper joins her hands, then builds up enough courage and walks to her sisters and Billie.)", "PIPER: Let's go home.", "(Burke watches them orb out with a satisfied smile.)", "(Suddenly a veil of green dust encircles Burke.)", "BURKE: Wait! No! I did what you asked, didn't I? I kept her from finding out", "about her sister! (The dust swirls around Burke until he explodes in flames.) Ahh! (The now-yellow cloud shoots across the room and destroys Reinhardt's container in a huge explosion. The shattered remnants of Reinhard's container fade away.)", "[INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT - HENRY'S OFFICE - NIGHT]", "(Paige, weeping, slowly walks in. Henry stands up. Paige hugs him..)", "(Fade to...)", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT]", "(Phoebe's on the floor. She's playing with Wyatt; Chris is on her knees playing with a rattle. She looks pensive.)", "(Fade to...)", "[INT. MANOR - GARAGE - NIGHT]", "(Piper's crying unrestrainedly. Finally, she collects herself, wipes off her eyes with a handkerchief, sighs... She turns off the light and leaves.)", "FADE TO BLACK" ]	Charmed	08x10	Vaya Con Leos	bunniefuu
Charmed_08x11.json	[ "Billie is less than happy when her emotionally-distant parents arrive in town during her search for her sister. Things get trickier for her when she learns she now has the power of projection and accidentally turns her parents into demonic assassins who were sent to kill the CEO of a high profile business. As Phoebe contemplates a major life choice, Piper is having a hard time adjusting to Leo being gone, and Paige gets closer to Henry." ]	[ "Piper: We're gonna beat this, Leo, just like we always do.", "Leo: You've always been a bad liar.", "[PREVIOUSLY_ON]", "Paige: This could very well not be an accident after all.", "Piper: How does that help Leo?", "Paige: Maybe something magical can fix it.", "Leo: Where am I?", "Piper: It's just our screwed-up destiny, and I have to lose you to save you.", "Paige: You're a parole officer?", "Henry: Let me guess, missionary, social worker? Do-gooder.", "Paige: Are you trying to charm me?", "Paige: How did you get my number?", "Henry: Oh, you're not the only one with connections.", "Paige: I see.", "Billie: The night my sister was taken, it was raining outside. That was the last time I ever saw her.", "Piper: What did your parents do?", "Billie: They thought I made the whole thing up.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Billie: Here's the thing. I have powers, which means my sister has powers, too. So if the demon that took her wanted to use her powers for evil, the only place he could do that would be corporate America. So...", "Phoebe: So you think this is some kind of demonic conspiracy?", "Billie: Exactly. What do you think?", "Phoebe: Well, I think if it is, it'll still be there tomorrow. Today you're supposed to pick up your parents.", "Billie: No, wait.", "Phoebe: No. No waiting. They traveled a very long way to see you, Billie.", "Billie: Your idea, not mine.", "Phoebe: Yeah, and I think it was a very good idea, thank you.", "Billie: Well, you haven't met them yet.", "Phoebe: Oh, come on. They can't be that bad.", "Billie: No? My father is a robot, my mother is a wallflower, and they haven't talked about my sister in years.", "Phoebe: And that's why we invited them to dinner. Trust me, ok? A little bit of Piper's food, some nice wine, and everyone'll be able to relax.", "Billie: Oh, you cannot relax around them. They're impossible. And, plus, they don't know anything about witches or magic.", "Phoebe: Well, they must have some idea. Especially if you guys both have powers.", "Billie: I think we were both adopted.", "[Phoebe scoffs.]", "Billie: Anyways, let me get back to my theory. So I have an appointment with one of those mucky-mucks who was kidnapped as a kid, and I think if I can just get him to touch this paper I enchanted, I'll know he's magical, and then I'll know I'm onto something.", "Phoebe: Wait a minute. How do you know that works?", "Billie: Well, I tested it on Paige a few days ago. Please don't tell her.", "Phoebe: Ok, here's the deal. If you want to borrow my car, you can.", "Billie: Great.", "Phoebe: But only if you're going to pick up your parents, ok, not chase some lead. It can't be as bad as you think. And you know what, who knows? They may even surprise you.", "Billie: Surprise me? They are going to suck the life out of this place.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Piper: Dominic, everything is gonna be fine. Just make sure you have enough beer, turn the music up, turn the lights down low, and you'll be fine. All right? All right. I'll talk to you later. Bye. [Sighs]", "Phoebe: Uh, what's that for?", "Piper: This is for Leo.", "Phoebe: You're videotaping yourself setting the table for Leo?", "Piper: Well, when you go away on a long trip, it's the little things you miss.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but, sweetie, he's not on a long trip. He's frozen.", "Piper: Not for long.", "Phoebe: Unfortunately we don't know how long it's going to take.", "Piper: Precisely my point, OK? So just, you know, act natural.", "Phoebe: OK, you know what? I'm-- I'm just going to go work upstairs.", "Piper: Wait, wait, wait. Is it going to bother you that much?", "Phoebe: Well, yeah. OK, no, it's not just that. I'm just-- I'm having a little trouble with my column.", "Piper: Really? Could ya turn to the camera and tell me a little bit more about that problem?", "Phoebe: [Laughs] Well, it's really quite simple. I don't know what my problem is. I mean, there's these twins, and they live together, right? And the girl doesn't know if she's going to be able to open up to her boyfriend because she's so close to her brother.", "Piper: All right, so what do you think?", "Phoebe: I have no idea what I think, and that's the problem. But I have to come up with something fast because, uh, my deadline is tomorrow.", "Piper: Well, I'm sure you'll think of something. You always do. Besides, maybe it'll make for great dinner conversation.", "Phoebe: Uhh.", "Piper: Did Billie go to get her parents?", "Phoebe: God, I hope so.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Dalvos: Billie, I-I feel terrible about what happened to your sister, but I'm still not sure how you think I can help you.", "Billie: Well, I'm just trying to find a connection, Mr. Dalvos, anything that could help me possibly find her. Um, maybe you've met or possibly heard of some of the other kidnap victims? They were found days later, just like you.", "Grant: Just so we're clear, you are not taking this company public. You got that?", "Dalvos: Grant, I'm in a meeting here.", "Grant: You can lobby behind my back all you want, but it's never gonna happen. See, my father made me chairman, cousin, not you. Which means we stay private, just like he wanted us to.", "Dalvos: We should talk about this later.", "Grant: There's nothing to talk about. You try a power play tomorrow, I'll crush you.", "Dalvos: Please excuse my cousin. He's been under a great deal of pressure since his father died.", "Billie: Uh, you know what? That's ok, I'll-- I'll just come back later. Thank you. Bye.", "Dalvos: She's a witch, isn't she?", "demon nanny: You've learned your lessons well.", "Dalvos: I've had a good teacher.", "demon nanny: Still, it would've been better for you not to have met with her at all. You are a heartbeat away from taking over one of the country's most powerful companies, which means now is not the time to risk getting exposed. Of course, that is why you have me.", "Dalvos: Can you handle her?", "demon nanny: I think if I was able to switch you at birth, put you in position to take great power, I can handle one little witch.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Paige: Hey, stranger.", "Henry: Hey.", "Paige: Bad timing?", "Henry: No, no, no. It's great to see you.", "[Paige chuckles nervously.]", "Henry: So how's your brother-in-law? You heard from him?", "Paige: No. No, we haven't. Um, which you would know if you returned a phone call.", "Henry: I did call you. I didn't call you back, did I? Ohh. Paige, I'm sorry. Work is crazy. I'm sorry.", "Paige: That's OK. And just so you know, if it is something else, it's OK.", "Henry: No, no, no. No. Look, forget about work. What are you doing for dinner tonight?", "Paige: Actually, I have plans.", "Henry: Ohh!", "Paige: [Laughs] No, not like that. It's with my sisters and our friend Billie. Her parents are in town, so...", "Henry: Good. Afterwards, me and you, P3, 9:00. Say yes.", "Paige: Yes. 9:00. But don't be late.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Helen: I'm sure she'll be here soon.", "Carl: Yeah.", "Billie: Hi, guys. I'm so sorry. Traffic was horrible.", "Helen: It's all right, honey.", "Billie: Hi. I hope you and dad weren't waiting too long.", "Helen: No.", "Carl: Define \"too long.\"", "Helen: Well, what a cute little car.", "Billie: Thanks. It's Phoebe's. She's so great. You're going to meet her tonight. I mean, they're all--they're all great.", "Carl: Here. I got it.", "Billie: No, Dad. It's fine.", "Helen: You're sure?", "Billie: All right, Mom. You squeeze in back. Ready? Let's just go.", "Carl: Honey, will you--?", "Helen: Yeah, here, honey.", "Billie: You guys ready to see my school?", "Carl: That's why we're here.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Vaccuuming noise]", "Phoebe: \"Am I Too Close to My Twin?\"", "Dorrie: Wait, what? I'm sorry, I can't hear you.", "Phoebe: \"Am I Too Close to My Twin?\" You know, my column.", "Dorrie: Oh, right. Is it done?", "Phoebe: Uh, no, see, that's the problem. I'm having a hard time coming up with an answer, which is weird considering how close I am to my sisters, you know.", "[Wyatt makes a horsey noise and Piper laughs.]", "Maybe a little too close.", "Dorrie: That's so weird. Your answers usually come so easily.", "Phoebe: Yeah, go figure.", "[Dorrie laughs]", "Phoebe: All right, tell Elise I'm on top of it, and I'll have the column in by 10:00. OK, bye.", "Piper: Where you going?", "Phoebe: Hey, Piper,", "Piper: Heh?", "Phoebe: Is there any way that we could keep it down just a little bit?", "Piper: Well, you know, it's for Leo.", "Phoebe: OK, you're right. I'll just go upstairs and do this.", "Piper: Or you could help me get the house ready for our dinner guests.", "Phoebe: Um, Piper, dinner is, like, 4 hours from now. Are you sure you're doing OK?", "Piper: Yeah, I'm fine. Why?", "Phoebe: Why? Because you didn't clean and prep this much for your own wedding, that's why. Piper, you're not dealing.", "Piper: You're not helping. Billie! You're really early.", "Billie: Yeah, we decided to drive by the campus instead. Can we come in? Please?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Billie: You know, Phoebe over here is actually \"Ask Phoebe,\" the advice columnist from the Bay Mirror.", "Helen: Really? Wow.", "Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, that's me. Um, actually, I'm working on a very interesting question from one of my readers right now.", "Carl: We don't read the advice columns.", "Phoebe: Oh.", "Piper: Would anyone like more wine?", "Paige: Ooh, well, that reminds me, I have to go meet Henry. Uh, you know, for drinks. [Chuckles] Getting kind of late. And you know, if there's anyone you don't want to be late for, that would be a parole officer. Ok, honey, good luck. Goodbye.", "Helen: Did she say parole officer?", "Billie: It's not what you think.", "Carl: Interesting friends.", "Billie: Excuse me?", "Carl: Well, I think we should be going, too. It was kind of you to invite us. Thank you for dinner.", "Phoebe: Wait, wait, no. We--you know, you haven't even had dessert yet.", "Carl: It's been a long trip.", "Billie: I need to ask you guys about Christy right now.", "[Helen gasps.]", "Carl: That's not something we talk about in front of strangers, Billie.", "Phoebe: Uh, we're not really strangers.", "Billie: No. Actually, Dad, they're friends. Really good friends. And for the record, you never want to talk about her. In fact, I remember a month after she was taken, you guys went back to your pretty little lives like nothing ever happened, but something did happen.", "Carl: You were 5, what do you know?", "Billie: I know you didn't do a damn thing to try and find her.", "Helen: That's not true.", "[Fly buzzing]", "Piper: Ok, maybe we should all just sit down and--", "Carl: I told you coming here was a mistake.", "Billie: No, the mistake was me thinking you guys could know that this hurts me, too.", "Helen: Why do you always do this to us?", "Carl: Because she doesn't care about us, that's why.", "Billie: I don't care about you?! You guys are cold-hearted assassins.", "[Fly buzzing]", "[Fly splats]", "Carl: Nice shot, babe.", "Helen: Thanks, hon. Hmmm.", "Piper: Oh, boy.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Helen: Mmm, titanium. [Laughs] The best.", "Carl:: Mmm.", "Helen: Nice gun. Where'd you get that?", "Carl: I don't know, but I like it.", "Helen: [Laughs.] Me, too.", "Billie: What's going on?", "Phoebe: Piper, what did you put in their food?", "Piper: Food was in the food, thank you.", "Phobes: Well, how do you explain this?", "Piper: Well, don't look at me. She's the one that said \"assassins\".", "Billie: It's a figure of speech.", "Piper: Well, apparently not.", "Billie: Mom, Dad?", "Helen: Excuse me? Who are you?", "Billie: I'm your daughter. Billie.", "Helen: Come here. Come here. Mmm.", "Phoebe: Ok, you know, let's talk over here. You guys, just don't mind us. Just keep grossing me out over there.", "Billie: How did this happen?", "Phoebe: I have no idea, but we have to figure it out fast.", "Piper: Ok, why don't you two go upstairs and check the book, see if you can find anything that will help them, and I will stay here and keep an eye on Mr. and Mrs. there.", "Phoebe: Well, I don't think it was a spell because the words didn't rhyme, but obviously it had something to do with the words, right?", "Billie: You know, or maybe it was just-- me.", "Phoebe: Well, no, it couldn't have just been you. I mean, that was a pretty powerful transformation down there.", "Billie: Well, tell that to these flowers. This morning they were alive until I said something like \"suck the life out of this place,\" and then they just...", "Phoebe: Got the life sucked out of them?", "Billie: Phoebe, what's happening to me?", "Phoebe: Oh, sweetie, I don't know. Although I do know of a power called projection, and I've never actually seen it, but I know it exists.", "Billie: Projection?", "Phoebe: It lets the witch turn people and things into whatever comes to mind without a spell or a potion. It's pretty powerful stuff.", "Billie: Wait, so you're saying I just all of a sudden have this new power?", "Phoebe: Well, it kind of makes sense if you think about it. Right? I mean, you're growing as a witch, and our powers are tied to our emotions, and you've been suppressing those lately.", "Billie: Well, if I can turn my parents into something, I can turn them back, right? Dead flowers, be alive again!", "Phoebe: Yeah, it takes a while to get the hang of new powers, plus you're not in the same emotional state you were downstairs.", "Billie: Well, how do I get back to that same emotional state?", "Phoebe: I don't know. But when", "you figure it out, just be careful what you say.", "[Muffled speech]", "Billie: Oh, my gosh!", "Phoebe: Piper, what happened?", "Piper: Uh, well, augh!", "Billie: Sorry.", "Piper: Your parents jumped me. It's the last time I invite them to dinner.", "Phoebe: Easy, easy.", "Billie: They beat your freeze?", "Piper: Ugh, I didn't even have a chance. They're fast, and they're dangerous.", "Billie: What do you mean?", "Piper: They said they were going to find some real action.", "Phoebe: What does that mean?", "Billie: The only action I remember them looking for growing up was bowling night.", "Phoebe: Hmm.", "Piper: Well, now apparently they're looking for an arsenal.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Dance music playing]", "Bartender: Hey, Paige, what's up?", "Paige: Hey. Hi. I'm supposed to meet my date here. Has anyone come up and asked for me?", "Bartender: No, not tonight.", "Paige: Huh. He was supposed to meet me 30 minutes ago. Ok. Um, you're sure?", "Bartender: I'm sure. Sorry.", "[Cell phone rings]", "Paige: You're late.", "Piper: Paige, hi. Where are you?", "Paige: Oh, well, apparently I'm being stood up. Why?", "Piper: Because we need you at home. Apparently we have some assassins to save.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Gunshots]", "Carl: Where you hiding all those things anyway?", "Helen: Well, I'm all out of ammo now. But you're welcome to check.", "Carl: Later. First we need to stock up. Ammo for me. Prada for you.", "Helen: Mmm, you read my mind.", "Carl: Hmm.", "Helen: Thank you.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Paige: All right, ladies, so what is it? What's the plan?", "Piper: Well, hello to you, too.", "Paige: Sorry. Just got stood up. Not really so much in the mood for chitchat.", "Phoebe: Ohh, well, I'm sure Henry has a perfectly good explanation for that.", "Paige: Hmm, doesn't he always? Ok, what's going on?", "Billie: Find my parents before they kill someone.", "Phoebe: We're going to stun 'em with this, bring them back here, and then change them back.", "Piper: Except we haven't figured out that last part yet.", "Billie: Yeah, and this isn't working. You know, maybe I should just use my new power, turn myself into a target, so they come after me.", "Phoebe: You know, Billie, this isn't your fault.", "Billie: Yes, it is.", "Phoebe: No, you got emotional and hurt. It's completely understandable.", "Paige: Hey, can we make some of that stun potion for me to use on Mr. Henry?", "Piper: People, focus. The longer they're out there, the more damage they do.", "Paige: Well, you know, scrying's not going to work for them anyway because they're not magical.", "Piper: No, but they are enchanted.", "Billie: Hey, I think I found them.", "Phoebe: OK, great. Piper, take these.", "Piper: Oh, no, I can't go.", "Paige: Why not?", "Piper: Well, the boys.", "Phoebe: Sweetie, the boys will be OK. I'll stay here. Don't worry about them.", "Piper: No, I know. I'm just, you know, with Leo gone, I kinda want to stay close to them.", "Phoebe: OK. I'll go. We'll be back.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Billie: Oh, are they dead?", "Phoebe: No, it looks like they're still breathing.", "Paige: Looks like your parents were just toying with them.", "Billie: I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.", "Paige: Bad thing. Throw the potion.", "Phoebe: Uh-oh.", "Billie: Mom, Dad, we're not trying to hurt you. We want to help you.", "Helen: Why does she keep calling us that?", "Carl: I have no idea.", "Phoebe: Paige!", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Dalvos: You said you could handle this. You promised.", "demon nanny: Have I ever let you down?", "Dalvos: No. No, it's just yesterday I had only one witch to worry about. Now I've got three.", "demon nanny: Not just any 3 witches. The Charmed Ones.", "Dalvos: What? That's who they are? I don't have the power to stand up to them.", "demon nanny: You don't have the power to stand up to anybody. Demonically speaking, I mean. But you won't have to. As far as they know, you're human. They can't touch you.", "Dalvos: Maybe not. But they're sure as hell not going to let us take out Grant so I can become chairman.", "nanny demon: We won't have to take him out. They'll do it for us. At least, Billie's spellbound parents will.", "Dalvos: How?", "demon nanny: You're going to hire them.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Knock on door]", "Dalvos: I hear you two are looking for some action. I come bearing gifts.", "Carl: And who are you?", "Dalvos: Someone who wants somebody killed. Interested? Everything you'll need to get through security, including the weapon, which I assume you'll be able to figure out.", "Helen: Who's the mark?", "Dalvos: In the envelope. It won't be easy, and you'll only get one shot at him. Plus, the meeting's in less than an hour.", "Carl: And what's in it for us?", "Dalvos: Whatever you want.", "[Helen laughs.]", "Carl: We're in.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Phoebe: They still moving?", "Billie: Yep.", "Phoebe: Hey, you OK?", "Billie: 0h, yeah, sure, considering my parents tried to shoot me.", "Paige: Well, if it makes you feel better, you know, they weren't really your parents when they did that. I mean, they didn't know they were your parents. But they are your parents is what I'm saying.", "Phoebe: Just keep mixing.", "Billie: I just still can't believe this is all happening.", "Phoebe: Well, it's not your fault. You didn't do anything wrong.", "Billie: I know, but still. You know, it's so weird, but I can remember them being like this all the time.", "Paige: What, like assassins?", "Billie: No, happy. Together-- working together, laughing. When Christy got kidnapped, it all just--", "Phoebe: Well, it's the hardest thing in the world to lose a child.", "Billie: I know. I know that. Even though I may have just been 5, I miss the way it used to be. Well, I guess it's good to know they have it in them still.", "Phoebe: Who knows? Maybe they'll be like that again soon. After you find Christy. Piper?", "Paige: Uh, no, she's with the babies, putting them down for a nap. Here. I think I know who it is. Oh, and, uh, we lucked out with her parents before, but we need to stop them before they kill an innocent.", "Phoebe: I know, I know.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Paige: Henry, hi.", "Henry: Did you get any of my calls?", "Paige: Yeah, I got all your calls.", "Henry: Ok, you're mad. I-- I don't blame you. Um, I can explain, though, all right?", "Paige: There's really nothing to explain. Ha! You stood me up.", "Henry: One of my parolees skipped out. What was I supposed to do?", "Paige: Call me.", "Henry: Oh, I did. I tried calling.", "Paige: Before, Henry. Not after. Look, here's the thing. I'm a big girl. I really am. So if you don't want to go out with me, please just say so because I'm really not into the whole game-playing thing.", "Henry: I'm not playing any games, Paige.", "Paige: It's not supposed to be this hard this early. I don't know. I keep feeling like there's something off or there's something you're not telling me, some sort of secret.", "Henry: What are you not telling me?", "Paige: Don't turn this around on me.", "Henry: No, I'll admit-- I have my secrets.", "Paige: Oh, my God, are you married?", "Henry: No, I'm not married. Look, we both know you're not telling me something here, OK? I have trouble getting close to people, Paige. And I know it doesn't let me off the hook, but when you're holding back on me--", "Phoebe: Paige! We gotta move. Uh, so could get the thing from the thing for the thing.", "Paige: Yeah. Um, ok. Well, I have to go. I'll call you.", "Henry: You promise?", "Paige: Promise.", "Phoebe: Sorry, it's just her parents stopped moving.", "Billie: Right where I was trying to prove my conspiracy theory, too.", "Piper: What conspiracy theory?", "Billie: The one about my sister being one of many powerful kids that was kidnapped by demons.", "Phoebe: Think Manchurian Candidate.", "Paige: Which version?", "Phoebe: Does it matter?", "Billie: I don't even understand what my parents are doing here anyway. I mean it's too big of a coincidence to be a coincidence, right?", "Phoebe: Well, maybe there really are demons at the company, and they know you're onto them.", "Paige: Maybe they're using your parents as leverage.", "Phoebe: This time, you're going, I'm staying.", "Piper: Wait, but--", "Phoebe: No buts. We don't know what we're up against, and you have more firepower than I do.", "Piper: Yeah, but you've got the potions.", "Paige: They're only stun potions.", "Piper: So, we can make vanguiishing potions.", "Billie: We don't have time. My parents don't have time.", "Phoebe: Look, you can't hole up here anymore. And you can't busy yourself with endless tasks, OK? You have to get back out there and fight. For Leo.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Paige: Do you see them anywhere?", "Billie: Nope.", "Piper: How do you know they're in there?", "Billie: Well, Dalvos is here, so they have to be close.", "Carl: Excuse me. Is this seat taken?", "Helen: Help yourself.", "[Applause]", "Grant: Thank you. Thank you. Good afternoon, everyone. There's been a lot of talk about where our company'ss going next, both in terms of our businesses, and in terms of the broader question: Will Pelham go public or remain private? It's this question I'd like to address today. Now, Pelham is a family company, founded on old-fashioned values: Trust, hard work, and results.", "Billie: Oh, there they are. 2 tables from the front.", "Paige: Well, at least they're ok.", "Billie: How we going to get them outta here?", "Piper: We wait.", "Grant: So I think the real question we should be asking is, which direction will better serve these core values? So, after much consideration, I want to reassure everyone in every division, from microchips to macro turbines, that Pelham is going to remain--", "Billie: What are you doing? Are you crazy?", "Paige: Aah! Hot!", "Piper: Something's not right. Why would they want to shoot him?", "nanny demon: Because I wanted them to. Just so you know, whether or not you vanquish me, it won't save mommy and daddy.", "Piper: How do you figure?", "nanny demon: Because the chairman is still going to die. And they will still be blamed for his murder. And afterwards, our greatest creation-- for all intents and purposes, a human-- Rod Dalvos will take over, and with it give us the demonic foothold we've worked a generation to achieve.", "Piper: And how do you plan to accomplish all that?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Phoebe: I don't know. It just came to me. Actually, I don't know why I had such a hard time with the question in the first place.", "Dorrie: [Over telephone] But it's brilliant, Phoebe, really.", "Phoebe: Oh, well, I don't know about brilliant.", "Dorrie: Are you kidding? \"Sometimes people can rely a little too much on a sibling for their emotional needs, not being open to finding love outside of the home. Sometimes you have to move out to move on.\" How'd you come up with that?", "Phoebe: Well, let's just say I can relate. And it took me a little while to figure it out. You know? And, uh, some peace and quiet.", "Piper: We got big problems.", "Phoebe: So much for peace and quiet. Uh, OK, get that to copy right away 'cause I don't want to miss the deadline. All right, thanks.", "Piper: Where are the boys?", "Phoebe: They're still napping.", "Piper: Ok, I'm going to go take them to Dad's. I don't want them to be around here. And just so we're clear, I'm not ducking a fight. I'm just protecting my kids.", "Phoebe: What's going on? What happened?", "Billie: What's going on is my parents just tried to kill someone.", "Paige: But they didn't.", "Phoebe: Oh, well, thank God for that.", "Paige: Yeah, except that they are wanted for murder. See, they were set up by this demon who was--", "Billie: A human demon.", "Paige: Yeah, who wants to take over a company.", "Phoebe: Back up, a human demon?", "Billie: Yeah, Dalvos, the guy I met, he hired my parents to kill his boss.", "Paige: Well, he, actually hired the nanny.", "Phoebe: Wait, the demon has a nanny?", "Paige: Well, she's really the one who's pulling the strings.", "Billie: Yeah, and she's trying to frame my parents, so we have to get to them before she does.", "Paige: Or the police do.", "[Phoebe sighs]", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Reporter: Do you have any idea why anyone would want to shoot your cousin?", "Dalvos: I honestly don't know why they'd want to kill Grant. I mean, I assume it's connected to their daughter coming to ask for our help yesterday.", "Reporter: Help for what?", "Another reporter: Can you elaborate on that?", "Dalvos: Help in finding her sister. I guess she thought since I, too, was a kidnap victim as a child, we could help. We looked into the possibility, of course. But when Grant discovered that her parents had spent the past 15 years searching for their daughter with no success, he decided there wasn't really anything we could do. Obviously, Mr. and Mrs. Jenkins didn't like that answer.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Dalvos: How long before I become chairman?", "demon nanny: We wait for a respectable period of mourning. After all, we wouldn't want to appear too anxious or cast unwanted suspicions, now, would we?", "Dalvos: All right. Then what do we do?", "demon nanny: We take care of loose ends. That's what we do.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Cell phone rings]", "Carl: Yeah? You'll text me where to find this loose end? Consider it done.", "[Cell phone rings]", "Helen: Yes? All right. Where do I find the mark?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Piper: How's it going?", "Phoebe: Oh, not good. They've split up, and they keep moving around. Every time the crystal drops, it jumps someplace else.", "Piper: Well, maybe they know someone's looking for them.", "Phoebe: Well, I think everyone's looking for them", "Piper: Where's Paige?", "Phoebe: She's upstairs trying to find the demon nanny in the book.", "Dalvos: [Over computer speaker] I honestly don't know why they'd want to kill grant.", "Phoebe: Hey, how's it going?", "Dalvos: I mean, I can only assume it's connected to their daughter coming to...", "Phoebe: Billie!", "Billie: What?", "Phoebe: Did you find anything?", "Billie: Just this.", "Dalvos: Help in finding her sister. I guess she thought since I, too, had been a kidnap victim as a child, that we could do something. We looked into the possibility, of course, but when Grant discovered that her parents have spent the past 15 years searching for her without success, he decided there wasn't really anything we could do. Obviously Mr. and Mrs. Jenkins didn't like that answer.", "Billie: This is all over the internet. I mean, they were looking for her, and they didn't even tell me.", "Phoebe: Ok. We're going to find them, Billie.", "Billie: How? Scrying isn't working.", "Phoebe: You know what? There might be another way. If Christy and Billie both have powers, doesn't that mean that their parents have to be the carriers?", "Piper: If it's in the blood.", "Right. So wouldn't that mean that the \"call for a lost witch\" spell might work?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Carl: Helen.", "Helen: Carl.", "Carl: I had no idea.", "Helen: Me neither.", "Carl: What are we going to do?", "Helen: Hmm. We have a choice?", "Carl: You could drop your gun.", "Helen: [Chuckles] Or you could drop yours.", "Carl: Hmm. This isn't how I wanted it to end.", "Helen: Me, neither.", "Carl: I love you.", "Helen: I love you, too.", "Phoebe: Freeze them.", "Helen: One move, and you die.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Helen: Who are you? Who hired you?", "Piper: Who hired us?", "Carl: To take us out. We want names. Now!", "Piper: Billie, I don't really want to blow up your parents, but--", "Billie: All right, stop it. This is crazy. You want to shoot me? Is that what you want to do?", "Helen: Easy, Billie.", "Billie: You already lost one daughter. You want to lose other one, too? Do you want to pull that trigger, Mom? It's not going to bring Christy back, and I know that's the one thing you want more than anything in this world. Why didn't you tell me you kept searching for her? Don't you think I needed to know, that I wanted to know? I was just a kid. I was scared and young, and I didn't know y better, and I thought you didn't care about me or her. And now, you're all I have left.", "Helen: Oh, Billie. I'm so sorry, baby.", "Paige: Hey, guess what, guys. I think I, um figured out how to clear their names. Did I miss something?", "Helen: Ohh, my baby.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Dalvos: First, I'd like to thank you all for coming on such short notice. Trust me, I wouldn't have dragged you all down here if it wasn't important. I won't be taking the company public after all. It's staying in the family, private. Just like Grant and his father wanted it to. Secondly, I wanted you all to know I'm not going to become the next chairman after all because... I'll be going to jail instead.", "[Alarmed murmurs]", "Piper as Dalvos: You see...I'm the one who shot Grant, not that girl's parents. I just made it look like they did because I wanted to take over the company.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Dalvos: Whoa. You scared me. What's wrong?", "demon nanny: What's wrong is it's over, Dalvos. 30 years of planning gone!", "Dalvos: What? How?", "demon nanny: Because the witches outsmarted us, that's how. They knew they couldn't vanquish you, so they ruined you instead. Destroyed your reputation. Now we're both ruined.", "Dalvos: So what does this mean? What do we do now?", "demon nanny: We tie up loose ends.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Phoebe: Ah, another day, another demon.", "Piper: Ah, did they print my speech? It was a good speech.", "Phoebe: Obviously. Too bad Mary Poppins got away.", "Piper: Yeah, well, don't worry about it. I'm sure we'll be seeing her again in about 30 years or so.", "Phoebe: Oh, we won't be doing this in another 30 years. They will.", "Piper: I wonder where we'll be.", "Phoebe: Well, my guess is you'll be sitting right there feeding your grandkids with Leo.", "Piper: Let's hope so.", "Phoebe: Piper, give yourself a break. It's going to take some time, you know. And you have to allow yourself that time.", "Piper: Sounds like good advice. Did you have any for the twins?", "Phoebe: Actually, I did. I suggested that she move out of the house, get her own space.", "Piper: That's good advice. All right, buddy, let's go. What do you say? Watch your fingers, fingers, fingers. Come on, come on, come on. All righty.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Paige: Hey.", "Henry: Hey.", "Paige: Just a question. Why is it so hard for you to get close to people?", "Henry: Well, you don't beat around the bush, huh?", "Paige: Well I, um, figure since you stood me up, I can ask anything I want. I'm not mad or anything like that. I was just curious.", "Henry: I don't know. I think because I grew up in foster homes, you know, and I just bounced around. It made me not trust. You know, whenever I would get close to somebody, they would-- they would leave. I mean, really, I would leave. So now it's years later, and whenever I like someone.. I'm sorry. It's that fight-or-flight thing.", "Paige: There's nothing to be sorry for. But just so you know... you don't have to run from me.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Helen: You two. You fought like cats and dogs, you know. You were as wildly different as any 2 kids could ever be. And you were inseparable.", "Billie: We were?", "Helen: Oh, yeah. Of course, Christy loved to get you in trouble--a lot. It took your father and me a while to figure that one out. She was very sneaky that way.", "Billie: You know, I don't remember that much about her. There's little moments and things here and there, but most of what I remember of her I loved.", "Helen: Ah, honey... she adored you. She was very protective of you, too. Nobody could pick on you...except her.", "Billie: Why didn't you tell me you kept looking for her?", "Helen: I don't know. We should have. We just didn't know what to do. When it happened, we were devastated. Maybe it was wrong for all of us, but we made the choice to try and make life as normal as possible for you. We thought if we just didn't talk about it--", "Billie: Mom, you know what? It's OK. I understand. Did you know Christy was a witch? I mean, that I was?", "Helen: Mm-hmm. Just like your grandmother. I guess it skipped a generation, huh?", "Billie: Yeah, lucky you.", "Helen: No, lucky you. You have a very special gift, Billie, one that you were meant to do great things with. I know that. Just embrace it.", "Billie: I'm going to find her, Mom. I promise.", "Helen: Well, maybe this will help. It's Christy's diary. We never could figure out what the last entry meant. Maybe you can. Be safe.", "Billie: Bye, Mom.", "Helen: Bye, baby." ]	Charmed	08x11	Mr. & Mrs. Witch	bunniefuu
Charmed_08x12.json	[ "With the intention of helping his parolee get a loan, Henry, along with Paige, go to a bank but instead the parolee decides to take everyone at the bank hostage. Meanwhile, Phoebe and Piper have their hands full when, during Wyatt's third birthday party, Wyatt uses his projection power to turn three of his toys into real people. Unfortunately the situation at the bank degenerates when Henry is accidentally shot and a possessor demon, wanting to expose the Charmed Ones, possesses the parole and tries to force Paige to orb Henry to a hospital and expose herself. Unexpectedly she develops the Whitelighter healing power and heals Henry's wound before switching places with Billie using her glamouring power. Paige is taken hostage by the demon who takes her to Magic School, but Paige orbs them to the manor attic where Piper and Phoebe dispossesses the parolee and Billie vanquishes the demon." ]	[ "Piper: Oh, no, sweetie. No, no, no, no no. That's not funny. What are you doing? What are you doing? Buddy...wyatt, you know better than that. [Gasps] No, swee [Whispers] Ok, comee. Listen, why don't you go play with your toys, ok, in the other room while mommy cleans this up, ok? See you later.", "Elder: It isn't easy, is it? Sorry, I should have knocked before I orbed.", "Piper: What is it? Do you know something about leo?", "Elder: No more than you do, I'm sorry to say. But the deal you made with the angel of destiny will be honored. I assure you, leo will be returned to you--", "Piper: if and when we defeat whoever the hell it is. Any ideas?", "Elder: If I knew, I'd tell you, piper. But for whatever reason, you're supposed to find it out on your own.", "Piper: Yeah, well, I'm sick and tired of all these reasons that don't really make any sense. I mean, I barely understand it, let alone wyatt, whose father is here one day and then just disappears the next day. I mean, the kid's a wreck. What am I supposed to do?", "Elder: Everything you are doing, piper. Living your lives. Celebrating his birthday. Never giving up hope. You know, he's a good kid. He's just acting out. Oh!", "[Piper laughs]", "Piper: He's a good boy.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Rohtul: Aah! Aah!", "Billie: Once again, who does this symbol belong to?", "Rohtul: I told you I don't know. I'm a possessor demon, not a--aah!", "Billie: Here's the thing, rohtul. I'm gonna find this demon, and I'm gonna find my sister. So the question is do you want to help me, or do you want to die stupid like all the others?", "Rohtul: Even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you, witch! Aah!", "Piper: Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing? Knock it off there's a 3-year-old's party that's about to start downstairs.", "Billie: I was just trying to squeeze one more demon in before--", "Piper: no, there will be no more squeezing. Are you kidding me? I got enough stuff to do without worrying about who you're torturing in the attic.", "Billie: It's not a big deal. He's just a possessor demon.", "Piper: Oh, just a possessor demon. Did you think maybe he'd like to possess some of our guests downstairs, maybe? Did you think about that?", "Billie: He won't be alive that long.", "Piper: Thatthe po the point is now is not the time. I need this party to go very well.", "Billie: And I need to find my sister. Oh, great. Now look what you did.", "Piper: What are you doing?", "Billie: No! I have to find him.", "Piper: Not until after the party.", "Billie: Piper, I can't wait until after the party, ok? He knows something.", "Piper: Billie, would you listen to yourself? We've been through this. You can't let your obsession for revenge drive you--", "Billie: not obse with revenge.", "Piper: Good. Then you can understand why it can wait.", "Billie: No, it can'T. Oh! Incoming!", "Piper: [Moans] Maybe I should just cancel this thing.", "Billie: What, the party?", "Piper: Well, the gods are against me, or at least the balloons are.", "Oh, honey, I know you're stressed. Piper, you can't be serious.", "Piper: Can't I? I mean, a few things have changed around here since I planned the party like, you know, his father is now gone. I know, but that's even more reason to have it. It'll give wyatt a sense of normalcy.", "Piper: I know, I know. That's what the elder said, but I'm starting to think that I'm forcing it on him, trying to pretend like everything's just peachy. Well, he misses his dad. It's completely understandable.", "Piper: I know, I know, but I thine'sthing else, too, Something big, and I just wish I could talk to him before, you know, he turns the party guests into toads.", "Phoebe: Well, maybe he'll talk to aunt phoebe.", "Piper: Ok. But you know he is 3.", "Phoebe: Well, it's worth a shot, though, isn't it?", "Piper: Ok. You do this, and I'll do that.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "What should we do now, rohtul? We can't just sit here and do nothing while she picks us off one at a t what would you have us do, attack? She's working with the charmed ones. That would be suicide. The charmed ones have nothing to do with this! She acts alone. This is all about her sister. A sister who was abducted by very powerfulem ds. Demons who don't wish to be revealed. You know where her sister was taken? No, but I know who did the taking. And believe me, you don't want to go up against them any more than you do the charmed ones. That doesn't solve our problem. Billie must die. The only question is how we do it. And who will risk it. I will risk it. I owe her. Follow her! Find her weakness.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "...And he starts working for anderson aviation on monday. He'll be training pilots. It's a great job. More than enough to make those payments. Yes, nick flew helicopters in the war. Right. And this was before he went to prison, correct? That's correct, sir. But it was only for a year and it wasn't for anything really bad. Nick's just trying to get some money to help his son move out of a bad area. That's what the money's for, and I'm here to vouch for him. And I'm here to vouch for him as well. I'm sorry. Who are yon? That's what role'S. Listen, henry, I appreciate everything you've done for me. Come on. You did it. Paige. Hi. What are you doing here? I know. I'm sorry. I know you're really busy, but I need to talk to you. So excuse us for just one second.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Phoebe: Hey, little buddy. Are you excited about your big party today? Yeah? It's gonna be fun. You're gonna have presents and see all your friends. And I bet you're pretty sad that your daddy can't make it. You wanna know a little secret? We're all sad. I'm sad and you're mommy's sad. Auntie paige is sad. And I'm sad, too, but no one understands me. Do you? Put this away. Little boy's bear, show me how you care. Tell me how'd you feel if you were real.", "I'm so sad, I want to cry all the time.", "Phoebe: Oh, no. Why are you sad, bear? You want to tell her, or should I?", "Phoebe: Oh, my god! How did you do that? Oh. Hello! Hi! Oh, thank you! Hi. Phoebe!", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Paige: Look, billie, I'm gonna stay here and I'm gonna help henry's friend. And besides, ionnago up against piper, not today on wyatt's birthday.", "Billie: Come on. The demon's gonna get away.", "Paige: You said he wouldn't talk.", "Billie: But--", "Paige: look, please. Just relax, ok? Ahem.", "Uh, mr. Edwards. I'm very sorry, but our bank policy is very strict.", "Nick: You know what? I mean, this is a bunch of bull. Why don't you just come out and say it, huh? Nick.", "Nick: No! I'm tired of this crap! What?", "Nick: Been dumped on ever since I got back, just like I've been dumped on since I got out of prison! Screw you! Nick. Nick--", "Nick: no! Sorry I let you down. Nick, you didn'T... isn't there something you can do, maybe make an exception just this once? Hey, I'm not the criminal, he is. He is not a criminal, he's a veteran, jerk. Henry. Come on. Let's just calm down. Whate matterwith you?! I can't believe this just happened. He's gonna crack, I know it. I know nick.", "Paige: There are other banks.", "Nick: No, it's gonna be the same thing everywhere. It always happens this way. The guy can't catch a break.", "Paige: We'll make it work. We'll figure it out. Paige, look out!", "Nick: Now, about that loan.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Children laughing] Wow! So, um, where's the birthday boy? Oh. That's a good question. Phoebe!", "Phoebe: Sorry. Sorry. Here's the birthday boy! Happy birthday! Where have you been?", "Phoebe: Oh, you know, just upstairs chatting and playing with some toys! Wow! This just seems to be a huge success. Maybe we should wrap it up, huh? What are you talking about? The party just started. Wait a minute. What happened? What's wrong? Oh! Aah!", "Phoebe: That. Yah-hoo!", "[Gasps]", "Ok! All right! Wow! Are these characters great or what? You can hire them for any party! You go back on your word. You break your pse. It ain't my it'sr fault! Ok. Easy. Relax. Relax. You have guests to entertain. All right, troops! We go some recon to do! Follow me. You. You are in big trouble!", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Tires scree, sire", "Nick: hurry! Let's go! Everybody move over here! Let's go! Move where I can see you! Do it now! You, too! Let's go! Come on! Nick, you don't want to do this, man.", "Nick: You're right, man. I don't want to do this, all right? But what other choice do have, huh? Empty your pockets and your purses. Put it on the floor here where I can see it. Do it! I just want to make sure nobody arrying. Listen. You do what I say when I say it, nobody gets hurt, you got that? Ok. You! Over here. What are you doing? What do you want with him? Listen don't be a hero right now, ok? Just do what I say. You're making this worse than it is already. I owe you everything, henry. I mean it. You've been great to me, all right? But don't mess with me right now, ok? Come here! Get over here! Henry, please just do what he says.", "Nick: Let's go! Get a bag, fill it with cash, a lot of cash and then bring it back, you got it? Yes.", "Nick: Do it! I'm gonna get that loan one way or another. I can not believe this is happening. Yeah, well, it wouldn't be happening to you if you weren't so obsessed. Do you want me to call for hins? No. No, you can'tuse magic. There are cameras everywhere. We can't risk exposure. I've never seen him like this. It's like he just snapped. Oh, really? Is that what he did? Henry, can't you just maybe talk to him? You know, he trusts you. The only one he would listen to right now is his son. If we could only find someone who could bring his son here. This is gonna get ugly. Hello? I have to go to the bathroom.", "Nick: Hold it! I can'T.", "Nick: Hey, is there any windows in the bathroom? What? No.", "Nick: Go. Don't do anything stupid, though, all right? No tricks, just the bathroom. Go! Stay where you are! Everybody else! [Bathroom door do it! Fast!", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Ok, bear infantry. We're gonna head east past the punchbowl and stop at the balloons. Copy that? Tie you shoes, kid. You're better than that. Ok. Keep your heads down, keep your mouth shut... and keep your hands out of your neighbor's pockets, ok? You ready? Follow me. Gotcha! Aah! Take cover! Take cover!", "[Kids screaming, ng]", "Oh, that's some good stuff.", "Phoebe: You know, bright side is, they're having a good time.", "Piper: This is not a good time. This is chaos.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but you got to admit the army guy is kinda cute--", "Piper: Forget it, phoebe. He's not anatomically correct. You need to go upstairs and reverse the spell.", "Phoebe: I did not cast a spell. Ok, well, maybe I cast a little, little spell, but this-- this is all . So he's the only one that can reverse this.", "Piper: Well, he got the idea from you, didn't he?", "Phoebe: Ok, look, I said I was sorry. I was just playing with the dolls with him to try to make him open up about his emotions. That's all.", "Piper: That's all? Does this look like \"that's all\"? Psst! You're late.", "Paige: 911! Upstairs, now! Ohh...", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "now at? Hostages? Are you kidding?", "Paige: Do I look like I'm kidding? So how did you get out?", "Paige: I said I had to go to the bathroom, which means I have to hurry, hurry, hurry to get back. Nick has a son, ok? His last name's edwards. If you can find him and bring him down to the bank, that would be fantastic! Wait--how?", "Paige: Call henry's office, say you know me, say that you know henry and he s's o also, call agent murphy, have him call homeland security and tell S.W.A.T. Down there to not get trigger happy. We don't want nick to get killed. Tell wyatt I said happy birthday. I'm so glad leo's not here to see this. Hey! Stay put.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Nick: Are you finished?", "Paige: Jeez, can't a girl have some privacy?", "Nick: Let's go! Go. What's taking so long? Let's go. Fill it up. Do it now! Ome on fill it up. Put it in there.", "Paige: JI think we need to buy some time. Do you think maybe you can make a potion from some of that stuff down there?", "Billie: Thought you didn't want to risk us using magic.", "Paige: JI don't, but I also don't want anyone to get hurt. Maybe it won't look like magic if there aren't magical ingredients, right? Just see what you can do. Ok? Be car [Ring] Come on. Come on, pick up. All right, that's enough. Put it down. Get back over there.", "[Phone contngin", "Nick: I'm listening. My name's lieutenant sanchez. Who am I speaking with?", "Nick: You're speaking with somebody who wants a helicopter out front in 20 minutes with clear air space. A helicopter? I'm afraid I can't authorize the release of--", "Nick: you sure as hell better authorize it or what happens next is on you, pal. And don't try stalling. I know the game. All right, let's be calm and talk about this first, all r? [Sighs] This is lieutenant sanchez. You want me to what? But that's against every negotiating procedure we've-- very well. All right. You got your chopper. 20 minutes.", "Nick: 20 minutes... and I'm outta here. That doesn't make any sense. They never give in that quickly. Maybe they're hoping someone will talk him down.", "Reporter: ...But the license plate of the car that rammed into e bank has been traced to nick edwards of ingleside, a decorated ex-marine who... well, now we owe agent murphy again. At least they bought some time. I'm really worried about paige and billie. Do you think we should call the elders? No, it's not a magical problem. There's nothing tn do. There's really nothing we can do either. Should we ask everyone to leave? No, wyatt'll be crushed. This is the most fun he's had in a long time. Thanks to his new huge big action heroes? Yeah. So how well do you know leo?", "Sheriff: When's the last time you seen him? Answer his question! No, no, no, no! We don't point weapons at the guests! Come on! Wow, do these guys know how put on show or what?", "[Bang]", "Get down! Get down! Take cover! Take cover! Ok, ok. It's just a balloon. All right, folks, as you were. Ok, I'll go. You stay with wyatt and make sure he turns pinocchio back into wood. Don't you worry, little buddy. We ain't gonna give up until we find him. You can count on it.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Paige: Maybe you should go talk to him.", "Henry: What do you want me to say?", "Paige: Well, you know him best.", "Henry: Yeah, it worked so well before.", "Paige: Come on, henry.", "Henry: Nick...", "Nick: don't even start, man, ok? It's no use.", "Henry: Good. Good. That's what you'll tell your son, right?", "Nick: You leave him out of this.", "Henry: He's already in it. The things you do affect your son, nick... big time. Is this what you want for him?", "Nick: What I want?", "Henry: Yeah, for for your.", "Nick: What I want is not to have been treated like a frickin' pariah ever since I got back.", "Henry: You gotta expect that when you do time.", "Nick: I'm not talking about when I got out of prison. I'm talking about when I got out of iraq. I risked my life over there, and for what--huh? To be treated like crap ever since I got back? It's not right.", "Henry: It's not. You're right. It's not right, nick. But neither is this-- getting even, it's not the answer. Revenge makes you do things you're gonna regret. You're hurt. I mean, you're angry. I don't blame you. I would be, too. Nobody here blames you. They'll take that into account. But you gotta stop... right now. For your son. Put that gun down. It's not too late. Gimme the gun.", "No! Hold your fire! Hold your fi what are you doing? He had him! Who the hell are you? Who are you?! I'm a cop. A cop? You're a cop?! Nick, stop, please! Nick...", "Nick: get up. Get up! Get against the wall. Get against the wall! Sit down! Stay calm. Henry. Everybody stay calm. Stay calm! All right. Oh... henry? Henry? Henry? [Gasps] Oh, god! [8a41] Stayn. Stay down, ok? Don't move. Don't move. You're gonna be ok. You're gonna be ok.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Well? The witch has problems of her own at the moment. Explain! She's being held hostage along with one of the charmed ones in a bank. Shots were fired. A mortal was wounded. Why don't they use their powers? Because they can't. And neither can we. It's one of the few things both sides agreed upon eons ago. Neither can leave a magical trail for mortals to follow. The secret must be kept. So we just wait? No. We take advantage of their situation. If I time it just right, I just might be able to force their magical hand, make them choose between exposing their secret and saving innocents, something they're honor-bound to do. But he just said exposing our-- we won't be! They will be! Revenge has many faces... something that little witch is about to learn. Go back. Let me know when it's time...", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "come on. Pick up the phone, damn it. Get emt ready in case I get that wounded hostage out. Swat 2, swat 2, are you in position? Over? Copy that, command, but we don't have a clear shot. Over. Are you up and ru t?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Whispers] Hi. How's it going? This is nick edwards' son justin. I think he can help. Can I do anything for you? Yeah. You can get me outta here. You're gonna be ok, henry. You just have t han, ok? I know you can do that.", "Henry: Paige, you gotta talk to him, ok? He doesn't know what he's doing. You can help him.", "Nick: How is he?", "Paige: He needs to see a doctor. That's how he is.", "Nick: Ok. Ok, well, uh... soon as the helicopter gets here.", "Paige: He might not make it that long.", "Nick: Hey...I didn't shoot him.", "Paige: You'ht. You're the one who should have been shot! I'm sorry. I'm just worried about him. I know you are, too, because like you said, henry's been there for you every step of the way, right?", "Nick: Don't you think I know that?", "Paige: I do think you know that which is why I know deep down you want to do the right thing and let them take him to a hospital.", "Nick: They'll crucify me.", "Paige: They won't. I promise you they't, because we'll tell them what happened. We'll tell them that you did not do this.", "[Telephone rings]", "Lieutenant sanchez: Pick up the phone, nick. It's your son.", "Nick: Justin? Hey, buddy. How you doing?", "Billie: I think you're getting to him.", "Paige: Yeah, well... not soon enough. Henry's in pretty bad shape.", "Billie: Well, he's a tough guy. He'll be ok.", "Paige: I don't know. If it comes right down to it, I'm gonna orb him outta here.", "Billie: I thought you didn't want to use magic.", "Paige: I don't. But I don't want him dying, either. [Exhales] How's it coming?", "Billie: I don't even know if this is gonna work.", "Paige: Concentrate... because it has to.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Phoebe: Ok...whoa, whoa. Let's not scare the guests any more than we already have, ok? What are you guys lookinanyw", "great white father.", "Phoebe: Leo? Stand down. He's not here. Maybe we should check the basement.", "Phoebe: Hey! Back up, all of you. How do you know we have a basement? Don't know. Just do.", "Phoebe: And who told you to look for leo? No one, ma'am. He's missing...and it's our job to find him. Now if you'll excuse us...", "Phoebe: no! Go back. Why is it your job? 'Cause it's our fault he's gone.", "Phoebe: Your fault? How would it be your fault? It is also great white father's fault. He broke his promise.", "Phoebe: Ok, that's the second time you mentioned the promise. What promise are we talking about? The promise that he would always be there, ma'am... that he would never leave. Unless he left on account of something we done.", "Phoebe: \"We\"? Oh, my god. You're not wyatt's toys. You're wyatt.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Officer: Chopper inbound. Eta, 5 minutes.", "Nick: Yeah. I love you, too. You know... I never wanted to hurt anybody, especially not henry. I just got so tired of never catching a break, you know?", "Paige: Still not too late. You know, you can turn this around.", "Nick: [Laughs] Yeah. Maybe.", "Not so fast. I still have a score to settle.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "What's going on? Keep it down. We don't want them to hear.", "Rohtul-as-Nick: I don't mind. As a matter of fact, I want them to know. I want the whole world to know exactly who you are. That's why I chose to possess this poor soul.", "Billie: Possess? What?", "Rohtul-as-Nick: You don't recognize me if you're not torturing me, witch?", "Billie: Rohtul?", "Rohtul-as-Nick: In the flesh. Literally, as it turns out. And you're not gonna be able to stop me without using your powers...something you'll have to do if you want to save your friend over there before it's too late.", "Paige: Why are you doing this?", "Rohtul-as-Nick: Why don't you ask her? Did you really think that your vindictive rampage through the underworld would go unphed that we would just let it keep happening?", "Henry: Paige. Go. Go ahead. I have all the time in the world!", "Henry: What's happening?", "Paige: Shh, shh, shh. Try not to talk, ok? Just save your strength.", "Henry: He was gonna give up. I...I saw.", "Paige: Shh. Just stay calm.", "Henry: I don't understand.", "Paige: All you need to know is that I'm gonna get you out of here, ok? I promise you. You need to trust me. Paige. I can't believe s all mylt. I swear I didn't know.", "Billie: Fortunately, you're not the only one who wants revenge.", "Paige: Why? What are you talking about? I think we should give him exactly what he came for.", "Billie: But he came for me.", "Paige: I know. I just need you to go and finish that potion as soon as you can. Whoa, wait a minute. What do you mean you're not ready to leave? We had a deal. I held up my end of the bargain. Yeah, well, I've changed my mind. How 'bout you give me a little more time to think it through? Yeah, I have plenty of time. I'll just wait around another 20 minutes. It doesn't matter. I have all the time in the world. Thank you. I don't get it. This guy's schizo. It's like he's a completely different person all of a sudden.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Swat 2, swat 2. Come in. Over.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Bye! Thanks for coming. bye. Bye, sweet girl. Take care. Thank you so much. This was the best birthday party emma has ever been to. Those characters were amazing! Yeah, well, you can thank wyatt for that. [Laughing] took a tthe wo the bank-- demonically worse. What? How do you know? It's just a hunch, but I think billie's possessor demon just stole the show. And if I read paige's signal correctly, she's gonna need our help to stop him. Ok. Let's try it again. Oh! He beat me again. Easy on the knee, kid. Is he safe with them? More than you know. [Action heroe slappin ter] All right. Round 2. Let's go. Come on.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Paige: Come on, henry. Ok, henry. I just need you to hang on, ok? Just a little longer.", "Do you really want him to die... more than you wanna save your precious secret?", "Paige: Leave me alone. Oh...obviously, you care for him quite a bit. Go ahead and orb him out of here. You can do it. I know you want to.", "Paige: Shut up! You can't let him paige. You'll never be able to forgive yourself if you do. What? [Gasps, coughs] Am I dead? No. You're alive. That's not possible. That's not possible! This is not happening. This is not happening! I'll kill him. I swear I'll kill him! You better stop me... or he dies. 1... 2... now! What did you do? What did you do?! Fine. I'll take her. That's all I ever wanted anyway. Let's go! It's ok. She knows what she's doing. Anybody tries anything... she's dead! You understand?! Swat 2, do you have a clear shot? Over. I mean it! Let's go! Let's go!", "Swat officer: Negative, command. Stand by... if I die, she dies. Open the door! I can kill her. Get in! I can still shoot her!", "Swat officer: I've got a shot. Permission to shoot? Over. Negative. Hold your fire! Damn it! I'm back. Finally. Where'd you go, kansas? Had tea with the queen. Funny.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Henry: Listen, you don't have to take me out on a gurney.", "You were shot in the stomach mr. . We're taking you in.", "Henry: I know this sounds crazy... I feel fine. Yeah, well, you're a lucky man. Looks like that bullet somehow missed every major organ. It's unbelievable.", "Henry: Yeah. Par for the course, lately. Any word on billie?", "Paige: No. Apparently, the helicopter landed in harding park, but there's no sign of billie or nick.", "Henry: You don't seem very worried.", "Paige: Well, you don't know billie like I do. She's a pretty savvy girl.", "Henry: I hope. Mm-hmm.", "Henry: Mm-hmm.", "Paige: Well, ok, um... I guess I should be going now.", "Henry: Where you gonna go?", "Paige: I was gonna call piper and tell her, um... that w we're ok.", "Henry: Good. Hey. You were all I could think about.", "Paige: Oh! Ok. Uh... well, I'll see you soon, henry.", "[Cordless phone]", "paige: Hey, it's me. We're almost done with the potion.", "Ah! That's great. Ok...they should be there any second. Are you sure it's the possessor demon? Because that's what we're making the potion for. Positive. Ok, I'm outta here. I'll be there as soon as I can.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "So much for being under the protection of the charmed ones. But I thought you said you were going to try to expose them. Still... this is the one I wanted. This is the one we all wanted. Looks like you're never gonna find your sister after all. After you. Energy balls! Surprise! [Coughing] How-- but you can't orb! No. But paige can. She switched identities during the smoke bomb. With the real billie. Talking about me? This one? Sure. Ah, ah! So, uh, where were we? Aah! Yes... where were we? What is it gonna take to get through to you?", "Billie: You guys, I know. Believe me, I get it. You don't have to tell me anymore. I justna find my sister so badly.", "Piper: I know, and I wanna get my husband back very badly, but that doesn't mean I run around half-cocked all the time to do it. And it's not gonna do your sister any good if you get killed while trying to find her.", "Billie: I know that now. I'm not gonna let vengeance drive me to try and find her. Now it's about bringing her home safely. And that's it. What do we do with him? Well, ess I'll orb he andllie to park. Maybe you can stumble outta there calling for help? Well, what's he gonna do? He's probably gonna have to go back to prison unless henry can find somebody to help him out. Hey, speaking of henry, how did he make such a miraculous recovery? I don't really think we have to discuss that now. What happened? Well, I think that paige heale it's very important-- that this isn't your fault. It's not anybody's fault. It just is. And I know it's hard to understand, but...I'm gonna do everything in my power to get your daddy back, ok? I'm gonna do everything I can to bring your daddy back. That's a good job, buddy. Come here. Oh, my goodness. You're such a big boy. Don't worry." ]	Charmed	08x12	Payback's A Witch	bunniefuu
Charmed_08x13.json	[ "As Phoebe begins to out of the manor, a trio of demons looks to hijack the sisters' lives in order to obtain the Power of Three and the Book of Shadows. The demons' plan almost goes off without a hitch, but thanks to call for help sent to Billie, the sisters are able to return to their rightful places inside the manor and vanquish the demons. Meanwhile, Paige decides to tell Henry about her magical powers and looks to Phoebe for advice about how to do it without freaking him out." ]	[ "[Scene: Magic School, Hallway outside Great Hall. 'Piper' is running down the hallway. A demon appears behind her and throws an energy ball at her. 'Piper' ducks and hits the table in front of her. He creates another energy ball. 'Paige' steps out from behind a column. The demon throws the energy ball.]", "'Paige': Energy ball.", "(The energy ball orbs back to the demon, but he side-steps it. 'Phoebe' steps out and fights him. The demon flips down on the floor. The demon shakes his head and stands up. 'Piper' blows him up. The 'sisters' gather.)", "'Piper': Nice teamwork.", "'Phoebe': You mean nice sister work.", "'Paige': We are definitely getting better at this.", "'Piper': Well, we should be, we've been doing it long enough.", "'Phoebe': I think we're ready.", "'Paige': So do I.", "Male Demon: I don't. (He steps out from the shadows.) Something is still missing.", "'Piper': What do you mean? How many more demons do we have to vanquish?", "'Phoebe': We've been training for this for like eight years.", "'Paige': Five for me. But still, we've mastered their powers.", "Male Demon: Their individual powers, yes. But you're still missing their collective power: The Power of There. And until you get it, you will never truly replace the Charmed Ones.", "(The 'sisters' morph back into three dark-haired demons.)", "Opening Credits", "[Scene: Manor, main hall. Phoebe comes downstairs with a large box. Piper is sitting in the dining room, looking through the Book of Shadows.]", "Phoebe: Anyone down here? Big box in high heels. (She gets to the bottom.) Need some help.", "Piper: Just a sec. (There are other books and note pads. Phoebe puts the box down on the table behind her.) Uh, sorry. Do you need help?", "Phoebe: Well, I did. Now I just need a sec.", "Piper: Okay, well, since I have you...", "(Phoebe looks at her watch.)", "Phoebe: Piper, I'm kind of running late. I have to go sign the loan docs and I want to stop by the condo before work.", "Piper: Loan docs? (She stands up.) Wow, I didn't realize this was moving along so quickly. (Phoebe smiles.) But you know I've been so focused on getting Leo back.", "Phoebe: Yeah. I know.", "Piper: But I have made a list of seers and oracles and anyone that might be able to foresee who we'll have to fight in order to get him back.", "Phoebe: Great. Okay, well call me if you find anything.", "(She goes back to her box.)", "Piper: Well, I was thinking... uh, I was thinking that maybe you should take my jeep because my car holds so much more than yours doesn't it?", "Phoebe: Right. (Piper smiles.) Piper, are you sure you're okay with me moving out?", "Piper: Yeah. Of course I am. I mean, we can't be roommates forever. That's just weird.", "Phoebe: Okay. Well, here I go.", "(She grabs her box. Paige walks in from the kitchen and groans.)", "Paige: Oh, what am I gonna do? (Phoebe puts her box down.) I'm supposed to have a date with Henry tonight, and he is in the worst mood. He's lost his car keys, he's lost his wallet, he's locked himself out of his apartment. And I need him to be in a good mood for what I want to do tonight.", "Piper: We aren't talking about sx, are we?", "Paige: No. We're not talking about sx. I finally got up my courage to tell him, eh, you know, that I'm a witch. And I feel like I have to do it tonight otherwise I might woos out. I really need to know if he's, okay with who I am. You've been through this a lot, Pheebs. Got any advice?", "Phoebe: Well, hope he doesn't faint. (Paige rolls her eyes.) No. I don't know. I haven't had any success with these things. Just ease into it, you know, try to lessen the blow.", "Paige: Okay, how?", "Phoebe: Maybe call in some reinforcements. Maybe ask some of your magical friends to help him have a better day so you can have a better night.", "Paige: Like fairies or something?", "Phoebe: Sure. Fairies, leprechauns, whatever. (She turns back to her box.) Good luck.", "(Paige leaves.)", "Piper: Uh, Pheebs?", "Phoebe: Uh-huh?", "Piper: I was actually hoping that maybe you could help me narrow down the list a little bit before you go.", "Phoebe: Oh, Piper. I'm really late.", "Piper: Oh, okay. Well, you know, it's just Leo. (Phoebe makes a small noise.) Really come on. All I need is one little premonition. How hard can it be?", "Phoebe: Okay.", "(She drops the box on the floor.)", "[Scene: Magic School, Great Hall. The girl demons wait as Male Demon stands behind a table.]", "'Demon1:' What more do we have to do to convince you?", "Male Demon: Convincing me is irrelevant. We only get one shot at freeing our brethren. 'Demon2:' We know that, Savard. ''''Savard:'''' Then you also know that there's a reason why our kind has been enslaved for centuries. The slave king is no ordinary demon. 'Demon3:' We escaped. 'Savard:' Yes. So we could return with enough power to destroy him. A power I'm not sure we've got yet.", "Demon3: We've spent the last eight years replicating the greatest power there is.", "Demon2: Charmed power.", "Demon1: And we've not only studied every aspect of what they know and who they are.", "Demon3: We've infused our blood with their magical blood so that their power is our power.", "Demon1: Which means, we may already have the Power of Three. 'Savard:' But you haven't shown it yet! (The three girls back off.) In any test or trial. Which means, you don't have it. And you need to get it. If you have any hopes of destroying the slave king. There must be a way. Think back. Tap into your knowledge of the riches.", "Demon1: Phoebe was stuck in a genie's bottle once. If we could trap her in it again, maybe we could command her, master to genie to tell us how.", "Demon3: Forget it. Leo got rid of the bottle.", "Demon2: What about using the sword? Excalibur?", "Demon3: No. Only Wyatt can wield it.", "Demon2: Okay. Maybe I could pose as Paige. Trick the Elders into helping us.", "Demon3: Uh, right. Like that's gonna work.", "Demon1: Look, do you have any ideas? Or are you just gonna shoot down all of ours?", "Demon3: Um, at least I don't come up with stupid ideas.", "(They start arguing. Savard slams his hand down.)", "Savard: Hey! (The girls stop.) Knock it off! At least you've got the sibling rivalry down pat.", "Demon1: Wait. The dollhouse. It's a magical replica of the real house, isn't it? Which is believed to be magical in and of itself.", "Demon3: The house is the witches' power base. Has been for generations.", "'Savard:' So?", "Demon2: So, if we could trap all of them inside the dollhouse...", "Demon3: Like Piper was trapped once before...", "Demon2: Then we've got the Power of Three contained. And if we were in the real manor while they're in the dollhouse...", "Demon1: We might be able to channel the Power of Three into us. (The girls smile.) It just might work.", "(Savard smiles.)", "[Scene: Manor, attic. Savard shimmers in. He finds the dollhouse under a cloth covering.]", "Piper: (from downstairs) Anybody up there? (Savard puts his hand on the dollhouse and shimmers out with it. Piper enters.) Hello?", "(She finds the book stand empty. She leaves.)", "[Cut to Phoebe's bedroom. Billie sits on the bed, flipping through the Book of Shadows and taking notes. Papers, books, and notes are spread all over. Piper enters.]", "Piper: Billie, what are you doing?", "'Billie:' What else? Still trying to find my sister. Trying to figure out what this symbol means or where it leads. I figure it has to be demonic, right?", "Piper: No. I mean...", "Billie: I mean, if it's in her diary, you'd think I'd be able to find something about it in this book, but I...", "Piper: Billie, what are you doing in Phoebe's room?", "Billie: Oh, uh, well she said I could hang out in here because she's not gonna be using it. Is that okay?", "Piper: Oh. Yeah. Sure. I mean, you know, if she's not going to be using it anymore.", "Billie: Maybe I should just take this stuff to my dorm.", "Piper: No, no, no. Don't be ridiculous. I just, you know, I wish she would've said something, that's all. Is that our spirit board?", "Billie: Uh, yeah, she said I could borrow it to contact Christy. Can I?", "Piper: Yeah. You know, sure. If you want to start paying rent. (Billie gives her a look. Piper grins.) Just kidding. Can I borrow the Book?", "(The Book of Shadows orbs out.)", "Billie: Hey, where'd it go?", "[Cut to Conservatory. The Book of Shadows is opened on the Fairies page. The picture comes to life as a real fairy, which hovers above the Book. Paige sits on the couch.]", "Paige: Hey, there. Okay. Here's the thing. My sort of hopefully he'll become my boyfriend Henry, he's having a bit of a problem losing things like a wallet, his eyes, you know, stuff like that. And not to cast any aspersions on your character, you guys are known for the kind of sticky finger problem. (The fairy smiles.) So I was wondering if you could go back to your people, and tell them to put everything back. That would help me so much because I really, really, really need his undivided attention tonight. (The fairy nods.) Thank you.", "(The fairy zooms away. Piper comes downstairs.)", "Piper: Paige, what are you doing?", "Paige: Just taking Phoebe's advice.", "(She grins and leaves. Piper closes and picks up the Book of Shadows.)", "[Scene: Henry's office. Paige sits at his desk as Henry talks to her.]", "''''Henry:' Really? It's the most amazing thing. I mean, first my keys turn up in the laundry. Then one of my parolees find my wallet. Still has everything in it.", "Paige: That's great. 'Henry:' My 49ers hat, I lost it in high school. My letterman's jacket. It's like everything is turning up. It's crazy.", "Paige: Very subtle. I mean, very, very lucky. Some would say magical. 'Henry:' Yeah, I don't know, but I'll take it.", "Paige: So good. Are we still on for dinner? 'Henry:' What's so important that you can't tell me right now?", "Paige: You're just going to have to wait and hear all about it tonight. Seven o'clock okay? 'Henry:' Look, Paige. Five of my parolees have job interviews tomorrow. They all asked me to write letters of recommendation for them tonight.", "Paige: Okay. Write them. 'Henry:' Yeah. Well, that's a little easier said than done. I, um, I'm not a writer, Paige. Look-look, please. Don't think that I don't want to go out with you, okay, I do. I have all this work. I don't want to let these guys down. Who knows, maybe I'll get inspired.", "(Paige stands up.)", "Paige: I think should count on that. I'll see you at seven, Henry. (She steps out of the office and closes the door behind her.) (whispers) \"Being of creativity, show yourself to me.\" (The muse appears.) Hey, muse, right? Could you do me a favor and inspire my friend Henry in there. I'd really appreciate it. Thank you.", "(She leaves. The muse goes into Henry's office.)", "[Scene: Bay Mirror, Phoebe's office. Phoebe is on her laptop.]", "Assistant: Phoebe, Piper's on line 2-5.", "Phoebe: Okay. Got it. (She picks up the line.) Hey. What's up?", "Piper: Have you ever heard of a wizard named Zakal?", "Phoebe: No. Why?", "[Cut to Manor, dining room. Piper sits at the table, looking through the Book of Shadows.]", "Piper: Well, he's been around for ages, and supposedly he's very well connected. He worked for the Source back in the day.", "Phoebe: Uh-huh.", "Piper: Are you typing?", "[Cut to Bay Mirror. Phoebe stops typing and goes to the window.]", "Phoebe: Uh, no. No. I'm not writing. Of course I'm not writing.", "Piper: Phoebe, this is important. This guy could know who's after us.", "Phoebe: Or not. Look, sweetie, bringing Leo home is the most important thing in the world. To all of us. But it's not going to happen over night.", "Piper: It's also not going to happen if we don't try.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but we have been trying. And we can't just stop living our lives, you know. I mean, you said so yourself.", "Piper: Yeah, well. I didn't mean it. (Phoebe sighs.) Look, I just don't want to lose this lead, okay? He could know something.", "Phoebe: All right, look. I haven't signed the loan docs yet, so why don't I swing by after work.", "Piper: Well, you have my car. And the car seats are in my car. Well, I have to drop the kids off at dad's don't I?", "Phoebe: Okay, you know what, I'm beginning to think that you're sabotaging me moving out.", "Piper: Are you kidding me? Please, I've already rented out your room. (Phoebe smiles.) Oh, by the way could you do me a favor and pick up some mandrake root on your way home? If this guy, Zakal, doesn't want to be cooperative, we may need a vanquishing potion. Okay, thanks.", "[Cut to Manor. Piper hangs up.]", "[Scene: Bay Mirror, hallway. Phoebe pushes the button for the elevator. The bell dings and the door opens. She steps inside. Savard, in a suit, stands there.]", "Phoebe: Hi.", "(She pushes the floor button.)", "'Savard:' Hello.", "(The doors close. He waves his hand and catches Phoebe's jacket as she slips out of it and onto the floor, unconscious. Demon1 shimmers in.)", "Demon1: I've always admired her sense of fashion.", "(She morphs into Phoebe. Savard hands her the jacket.)", "'Savard:' Keys are in the pocket. (She puts the jacket on.) Remember, get the sisters to use the Power of Three as soon as possible. So we can see if this is going to work or not. '''''Phoebe':' But we have no idea what's going on in their lives right now.", "Savard: Just wing it. Be yourself. Or rather, be Phoebe. Just don't get too eager. You'll tip the sisters off.", "(He puts a hand on Phoebe and shimmers out. The elevator doors open and 'Phoebe' walks out.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Dollhouse, living room. Phoebe stands up.]", "Phoebe: Piper? (No answer.) Paige?", "(She flicks the light switch, but the lights don't turn on. She goes to the window and pulls the curtains aside. She goes to the front door and walks out onto the porch. She is in a demonic cave. Savard shimmers in and she gasps. She runs back inside. Savard kicks the house, making it shake. He carries the dollhouse onto a small table and kneels in front of it.)", "'Savard:' First time's a foot. Next time, a fireball.", "[Scene: Manor, kitchen. Piper is cooking at the stove. Paige walks in.]", "Piper: Hey, good, you're back. How'd it go with Henry?", "(Paige sits on a stool.)", "Paige: Oh, not so hot. I had to summon a muse.", "(She picks up a spoon and stirs the pot as Piper adds something.)", "Piper: Oh, fairy wasn't cutting it?", "Paige: No. I cannot believe how hard it is just to tell somebody about magic.", "Piper: Just wait 'til you have to explain demons to him. Which, by the way, we will be going after one if Phoebe ever gets home.", "Paige: That's a big adjustment, huh?", "Piper: No. I mean, she's moved out before.", "Paige: Right. Are you okay with it?", "Piper: Why does everybody keep asking me that?", "Paige: Well, I don't know. Because you guys have lived together since the age of zero.", "Piper: Believe me. I'm fine. Really. Really! I just need her to help me with this wizard, and that's all.", "('Phoebe' enters.)", "''Phoebe':' Oh, hello.", "(Paige smiles.)", "Paige: Hey, there.", "'Phoebe': Can I come in?", "Piper: Of course you can come in. Don't be ridiculous. Thank you for coming.", "'Phoebe': Well, great. Whatever you need.", "Piper: Thank you.", "'Phoebe': You're welcome. So what do you need?", "Piper: The mandrake root.", "'Phoebe': Oh, right. The mandrake root. Where exactly do we keep that again?", "Piper: You were supposed to get some on your way home.", "Paige: You know, for the whole wizard situation.", "'Phoebe': Oh, yeah. That's right. Uh, are we gonna need the Power of Three by any chance for this?", "Piper: You know we will? What's the matter with you?", "'Phoebe': Oh, you know. It's just...", "Paige: Oh, it's probably just the move.", "'Phoebe': Yeah. Yeah. Okay, let's see where I put that mandrake root. (She puts her hand in her pocket. It glows and she pulls out some mandrake root.) Oh, yeah. Here it is. Now, let's go get those demons, shall we?", "(She tosses it into the pot.)", "[Scene: Attic. Piper blasts Zakal against the wall. Paige and 'Phoebe' stand by her.]", "Piper: How'd that feel? Last time. Have you or have you not foreseen any threats against us?", "Zakal: I'm old. I'm afraid my visions haven't been very reliable lately.", "'Phoebe': Oh, bull. Let's just vanquish him.", "(She's about to throw the potion at him.)", "Paige: Wait. We don't have to do this so quickly. We can probably get some stuff out of him.", "Piper: Help us and we'll spare you.", "Zakal: All I'll tell you is that by the time you figure out which demon is after you, it'll be too late!", "'Phoebe': All right, you know what? Forget this.", "Piper: Phoebe, no-no-no-no!", "(She throws the potion at Zakal, vanquishing him.)", "'Phoebe': I did it.", "Piper: Yeah, you did it. Why?", "'Phoebe': What do you mean? He's a demon. We vanquish demons. I mean, that's what we do, right?", "Paige: Yeah, actually. But we could have made him talk first.", "'Phoebe': No. Not Zakal. (They give her a look.) I mean, you know, it's not like he was going to say anything.", "Piper: Well, he's certainly not going to say anything now. What the hell were you thinking?", "[Scene: Underworld, cave. Phoebe stands at the dollhouse's living room window and watches as Demon2 and Demon3 shimmer in.]", "Savard: Well?", "Demon2: It worked.", "Demon3: She blasted Zakal right out of his robe.", "Savard: Using the Power of Three?", "Demon2: Definitely.", "Savard: All right. It's time to switch one more sister.", "Demon3: One more? Why not both of us? We know we can channel the Power of Three now. So, let's just go vanquish the Slave King.", "Savard: We cannot vanquish him without the potion which means we need a witch to find it for us in the Book of Shadows.", "Demon3: So why don't we go look for it?", "Savard: Because you might be able to fool the sisters, but you cannot fool the Book. It senses evil.", "Demon2: He's right?", "(Savard points at Demon2.)", "Savard: You go. Play on Piper's desire to get Leo back. Make it look like the Slave King is behind it all. She will do anything to get her husband back.", "(Demon2 smiles.)", "[Scene: Manor, upstairs hallway. Piper and Paige follow 'Phoebe' from the attic.]", "Piper: Wait a second. I'm still talking to you.", "'Phoebe': Well, I said I was sorry. What more would you like me to say?", "Piper: I want you to tell me why you did that. Why you didn't wait for my cue?", "'Phoebe': Well, because I was afraid we were going to be attacked.", "Piper: Yeah, well, I'm afraid of losing Leo.", "'Phoebe': Okay. Don't use the guilt card with me. Like you did with Cole.", "Piper: Cole? Can you think of perhaps a more recent example?", "'Phoebe': Well, yeah, I can, but I can't right now because I'm a little flustered.", "Paige: Guys!", "Piper: I cannot believe that you care more about getting back to your new condo than Leo.", "'Phoebe': How can you even say that?", "Piper: Do you have another explanation?", "'Phoebe': Well, yes. I do. But I'm not going to tell you.", "(She goes into her bedroom and closes the door behind her. She listens at the door.)", "Billie: Phoebe?", "(She spots Billie still on the bed.)", "'Phoebe': Billie. Hey. What are you doing here?", "Billie: Well, you told me I could use your room, right?", "'Phoebe': Oh, yeah. Right.", "Billie: I just meant I didn't know you were still here. Do you want me to leave?", "'Phoebe': No. No. Don't be silly. (She sighs.) So why don't tell me about how your search for Chrissie is going.", "(She sits down.)", "Billie: You mean Christy?", "'Phoebe': Yeah. Yeah, you know what I mean. (She waves her hand.) Whatever.", "[Cut to parlor. Paige follows Piper downstairs.]", "Piper: First, all she cares about is her stupid condo, then she comes back here to help and now she's suddenly trigger happy? She's all over the map.", "Paige: I'm sure there's some perfectly good reason.", "Piper: Oh, yeah. Well, I am still waiting for it.", "Paige: Maybe she was just flustered.", "Piper: Flustered? If anybody has the right to be flustered around here it would be the newly single mom, okay?", "Paige: You're right.", "Piper: Now, I have to go find another damn wizard. (She looks at the dining room table.) Where is the Book?", "Paige: Guess it's still in the attic. (Piper sighs and goes upstairs. Paige's phone rings. She answers it.) Hey, mister. You better not be canceling on me.", "Henry: Uh, I'm not.", "[Cut to Henry's office. Henry sits at his desk on the phone.]", "Henry: Unless you're breaking up with me, then maybe I should.", "Paige: Oh, got you scared, huh?", "Henry: Little bit. Little bit. I finished those letters. And wrote you a love letter. Got inspired.", "Paige: I can't wait to hear it. Assuming you still want to read it to me.", "Henry: Why wouldn't I?", "(The intercom beeps.)", "Voice: (intercom) Henry, they need you down at the station now.", "Henry: Hang on a second, Paige. (to intercom) What's going on?", "Voice: GPS went down on your parolees transmitters. (Henry stands up and starts gathering his things.) Sergeant needs you to help find them.", "Henry: Great.", "Paige: What does that mean?", "Henry: Means I got to go.", "Paige: Eh! What about dinner?", "Henry: Sorry, Paige. Bad luck.", "(He hangs up.)", "[Cut to Paige. She hangs up and rolls her eyes.]", "[Scene: Living room. Paige is talking to a leprechaun.]", "O'Brien: I'm not on call, you know.", "Paige: Look, I'm not in the mood, okay? Really, really, I'm not. And besides, you guys owe me. You remember a little somebody named Shamus?", "O'Brien: Ha! So, now it's blackmail, is it?", "Paige: No. It's not blackmail. Look, I just need my boyfriend Henry to have a little bit of luck, which is why I need your help. So just please come meet me at the police station in an hour and I will explain to you, okay?", "O'Brien: All right. But don't be late. I'm a busy leprechaun, you know. Go n-eiri an bother leat!", "(A rainbow appears. He steps into it and disappears. Savard is behind Paige.)", "Savard: Don't you just hate leprechauns? (He waves his hand and Paige falls to the ground, unconscious. Demon2 shimmers in and morphs into Paige.) You know what to do.", "(He puts a hand on Paige and shimmers out.)", "'''''Paige':' Yes. I think I do.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Dollhouse, living room. Phoebe leads Paige in.]", "Phoebe: Welcome to the dollhouse. We're trapped, and even worse than that, we are really, really small.", "(They go to the window.)", "Paige: Okay, are you saying that that means there is no way out of this place?", "Phoebe: Well, unless you want to get squished.", "Paige: This can't be. I have a date tonight. Sorry. Can't miss it. Give me your hand. We're orbing out of here.", "(She takes Phoebe's hand.)", "Phoebe: Yeah, but...", "(She tries to orb out, but can't.)", "Paige: Why didn't that work? What is wrong with my powers?", "Phoebe: See? That's what I'm trying to tell you. I think our powers were downsized as well.", "(Savard is working at his desk. Paige spots a rock.)", "Paige: Rock. (The rock orbs a little. Savard glances at them, then goes back to his work.) Uh, who's he?", "Phoebe: Uh, he's the demon that replaced us with lookalikes. Which, by the way, I can't even believe that you didn't notice that wasn't me.", "Paige: Well, so are we. You only vanquished a wizard with us. She van-she van-her-the not you...whatever. Wait a second. We used the Power of Three.", "Phoebe: Yeah. I think that's part of their plan. They keep us here, and then use the Power of Three to vanquish some guy named the slave king and unfortunately, us.", "Paige: We have to get to Piper somehow before they do.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but how?", "[Scene: Manor, Phoebe's bedroom. 'Phoebe' lays on the bed, bored.]", "Billie: So then I tried to match the symbol with the council but it wasn't a direct match. It just didn't work. I don't understand.", "'Phoebe': You know what? That's just a really boring story.", "Billie: Boring?", "'Phoebe': Yeah. I you should just give up. I mean, it's not like you're going to really find her anyway. (She leaves and walks into 'Paige' in the hallway.) Paige, don't start with me, okay? I have a headache.", "'Paige': Forget it, lady. I'm on to you.", "'Phoebe': What do you mean?", "('Paige' chuckles.)", "'Paige': Relax. It's just me, Patra.", "'Phoebe': Oh, thank god. This sister stuff is taxing.", "'Paige': Don't worry. It'll all be over soon. (They go up to the attic, where Piper sits on the couch, looking through the Book of Shadows.) There you are.", "Piper: If you two are up here to gang up on me, forget it.", "'Paige': No. Of course not. Phoebe's come to apologize. Haven't you, Phoebe?", "Piper: Really? (She closes the Book of Shadows.) Okay, I'm listening.", "'Phoebe': Well, Piper, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for nothing being myself lately, and if it seems that I don't care about what you're going through, I'm sorry.", "Piper: Thank you. I'm sorry, too.", "'Paige': Well, great. Now that that's taken care of, I've got a lead.", "Piper: What? How?", "'Paige': Whitelighter grapevine. Turns out that there's a fast rising demon in the underworld known as the Slave King.", "'Phoebe': Oh, the Slave King. Yeah, I've heard of him.", "Piper: Really? I haven't.", "'Phoebe': Well, the Elders have. What do you say we track him down and see if we can find anything.", "Piper: I don't know. I think we should focus on this demonic seer I found.", "'Paige': No, no. The Elders say he's pretty evil. He's enslaved an entire demonic race for centuries now.", "Piper: Well, that actually sounds like a good thing.", "'Paige': No. It's not. He's forcing them to do his demonic bidding. (Piper gives her a look.) It's just something we should check on is all.", "'Phoebe': What have we got to lose?", "'Paige': Yeah.", "Piper: You two seem awfully gung ho about this.", "'Phoebe': Well, anything to find Leo, hon.", "'Paige': Should we look at the Book?", "(Piper goes over to the Book and opens it.)", "[Scene: Police Station. O'Brien is sitting on a chair and sighs. He looks up and sees Henry find a red folder on the filing cabinet. Henry takes it and shakes his head.]", "O'Brien: I can't believe I'm being stood up. (He stands up.) By a witch.", "(He leaves.)", "[Cut to Manor, attic. Piper flips through the Book of Shadows as her 'sisters' stand behind her.]", "'Paige': Uh, so you see anything?", "Piper: Not yet.", "(A rainbow appears and so does O'Brien.)", "O'Brien: (to 'Paige') Why didn't you meet me like you said?", "'Paige': Oh, I'm sorry. You're?", "O'Brien: Someone who's got better things to do than chasing the whims of a witch. No matter how good you been to the little people.", "'Paige': Well, I've just been busy helping my sister.", "O'Brien: I was just trying to give your boyfriend a little luck. That is what you want, isn't it?", "'Paige': That sounds just, swell. So how about you go give that guy some luck. Scamper off. Skeedaddle. Go with God.", "(She smiles and waves him off.)", "O'Brien: Fine. But after this, we're even. Go n-eiri an bother leat!", "(A rainbow appears. He steps in and the two disappear.)", "'Phoebe': Now where were we?", "[Cut to police station. A rainbow appears in a closed room. O'Brien opens the door and peeks in. He sees Henry and takes out his gold, waving his shillelagh over it.]", "O'Brien: Slainte is tainte!", "(A burst of luck travels to Henry. O'Brien smiles. Henry sees him. O'Brien salutes him and leaves. Man1 walks in with a guy.)", "Man1: Hey. Henry? You're in luck. Look who I found.", "Henry: Jameson. Where'd you find him?", "Jameson: I was just walking in and there he was. Walked right up to me and turned himself in.", "Officer1: Henry! (He walks in with two more parolees.) Got two more for you. Caught them just before they left town.", "Henry: Where'd you find them? I've been looking for them for weeks. (His phone rings. He answers it.) Yeah, it's Mitchell. What? I just won ten thous-I just won $10,000. I just won $10,000! (Two more officers walk, both with a recaptured parolee.) What is going on today?", "[Cut to attic.]", "Piper: Well, he's powerful, but he's no seer. I don't know why he would know who's after us. Maybe the Elders don't know what they're talking about.", "'Paige': Well, who are we to question them?", "Piper: We question them all the time.", "'Paige': Right. Maybe this time they just know something we don't.", "'Phoebe': Okay. Can we get on with this? I have to get to work.", "'Paige': Any vanquishing potion in there?", "Piper: No.", "'Phoebe': Okay. Well, we can make one, right? In the back of the book. Just flip to the back of the book.", "Piper: I know, thank you. (Golden orbs swirl around her, but disappear.) What was that? Did you see that?", "'Paige': See what?", "Piper: You didn't see that? That was weird. It felt like somebody was calling me or something.", "'Phoebe': That is odd. Uh, is that the potion?", "Piper: All right. (to 'Phoebe') What is the matter with you two?", "'Phoebe': This.", "(She punches Piper, knocking her down.)", "'Paige': Cave.", "(Piper orbs out. Demon3 shimmers in.)", "Demon3: It's about time. (She morphs into Piper and goes to the Book.) Okay. We're gonna need some henbane, gypsy's blood and hemlock root.", "[Cut to Dollhouse, foyer. Piper is thrown on the floor. Savard leans in. Phoebe and Paige rush to her.]", "Savard: Together again.", "(He waves his fingers and shuts the main doors.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Underworld, cave. Savard walks away from the dollhouse.]", "[Cut into Dollhouse. Phoebe and Paige help Piper up.]", "Phoebe: Piper, are you okay?", "Piper: No. You punched me.", "Phoebe: I did not punch you.", "Paige: It's her demonic double.", "Piper: What? What are you talking about?", "Paige: We've been replaced.", "(They go into the parlor.)", "Piper: Oh, no, no, no. Don't tell me we're stuck in the dollhouse.", "Phoebe: It seems to be an annual event for you.", "(Paige sits on the couch.)", "Piper: Oh, I should've known they were demons.", "Paige: Speaking of demons, did they mention Slave King to you?", "Piper: Yes. Right before I showed them the vanquishing potion.", "Paige: Oh, great.", "Phoebe: Well, there's nothing you could've done. Maybe if I'd been around more lately...", "Piper: No. Forget about it, Phoebe. It wasn't your fault.", "Paige: The question is how do we get out of here? We couldn't even call you with the lost witch spell.", "Piper: Oh, that was you. I thought I felt something.", "Phoebe: Maybe it'll work on Billie?", "Paige: How? We don't even have enough power to cast a spell.", "Piper: No. But maybe we have enough to get through to the spirit board. Do you think Grams made a replica of that?", "[Scene: Manor, Phoebe's bedroom. Billie is scrying on her computer. The pointer on the Spirit Board moves.]", "Billie: Christy? D-o-l-l... d-o-l-l-h-o-u-s-e. Dollhouse?", "[Scene: Attic. Billie comes in.]", "Billie: You guys, the weirdest thing just happened.", "'Phoebe': Now.", "'Paige': Mustard seed.", "Billie: No. But you don't understand. The spirit board, it worked. I actually got a message.", "''Piper':' What kind of message?", "Billie: Well, it spelled out 'dollhouse'. And I don't think that was from Christy, but you guys have a dollhouse, right?", "'Phoebe': Actually, we got rid of it.", "'Paige': Keep stirring.", "Billie: But I thought I saw Wyatt playing with it a few days ago?", "'Piper': We'll look for it later. We have a demon to vanquish.", "Billie: Don't you think this means something?", "('Phoebe' puts down the spoon and goes to Billie.)", "'Phoebe': I do believe that my sister just asked you to leave.", "Billie: Excuse me?", "'Paige': Are you dense? We really don't have time for your crap right now.", "Billie: This is a joke, right? You guys have to be joking.", "'Piper': Do we look like we're joking?", "'Paige': Did anybody ever tell you what a giant pain in the ass you are?", "Billie: What?", "('Phoebe' pushes her down.)", "'Piper': I don't know why we keep you around.", "Billie: But...", "'Phoebe': Get rid of her.", "'Paige': Gladly. Front porch. (Billie orbs out.) That was fun.", "('Phoebe' sighs.)", "'Phoebe': Do you think we were too hard on her? I would hate to have blown our cover.", "'Paige': Doesn't matter. We don't have to look like the Charmed Ones anymore. (She morphs back into herself.) We've got the Power of Three.", "(Demon1 and Demon3 both morph back.)", "Demon1: It's time to free our kind.", "(She and Demon3 pick up potions and they shimmer out. Patra shimmers out.)", "[Scene: Slave King's World. Demon3, Demon1, and Patra walk in.]", "Slave King: How dare you escape me. And how dare you return! Come closer. (They don't move.) Come closer. (The guard pushes Demon3 closer.) You would've been wise to have taken your own lives on the outside. Rather than suffer through how I'm going to take them for you. Where's the other? Savard?", "Demon1: He's waiting for us to bring him the good news.", "Slave King: The good news? What good news?", "Demon3: Of your demise.", "(Slave King laughs.)", "Slave King: Kill them.", "(The guard steps forward.)", "Patra: Now!", "(They throw potions at the Slave King. He's vanquished, along with his guards.)", "Demon3: It worked.", "Patra: We did it.", "Demon1: I don't believe it.", "[Scene: Underworld, cave. Piper stands on the balcony. Her sisters are at the living room window.]", "Piper: Uh, just out of curiosity, if this doesn't work, what's Plan B?", "Phoebe: This is Plan B. Billie was Plan A.", "Piper: Well, remind me to evict her if we get out of this.", "Paige: (to Phoebe) You're sure this is gonna work?", "Phoebe: Well, I hope so. It's your plan.", "Paige: You have a point there.", "(Savard walks over to his desk.)", "Phoebe: Okay. Do it now.", "Paige: Pointy thing.", "(A pointed rock orbs closer.)", "Phoebe: Oh, it only moved a little.", "Paige: Well, maybe that's because I am little.", "Phoebe: Okay. Well, try again. Keep trying.", "Paige: Pointy thing.", "(The pointed rock orbs closer.)", "Phoebe: Better. Okay, Piper. You're up.", "Piper: Hey! Yoo-hoo. (She whistles.) Hello? We'd like to have a little chat down here.", "(Savard walks over.)", "Phoebe: (to Paige) Okay. A little to the left.", "Paige: (whispers) Pointy thing.", "(The pointed rock orbs closer.)", "Phoebe: (whispers) Perfect.", "Savard: What do you want?", "Piper: You. (She blasts him. He falls back, his head hitting the pointed rock. He is vanquished. Piper rushes down to her sisters.) Let's get out of here!", "(Demon3, Demon1, and Patra shimmer in.)", "Demon3: Where's Savard?", "Patra: Savard?", "Piper: Oh, I think they have a height advantage.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Underworld, cave.]", "Demon1: Our kind is finally free, but now Savard will never see it.", "Demon3: I don't understand. How could they have killed him?", "Patra: I don't know. But they did.", "[Cut to dollhouse, living room.]", "Phoebe: Okay, if Billie doesn't show up in like two seconds, we're doll parts.", "Piper: Hang on. There might be another way.", "Paige: Talk fast.", "Piper: Well, our individual powers are diminished, put not the Power of Three. Obviously they're using it.", "Phoebe: Talk faster.", "Piper: Well, if we can get them to stop channeling us, and use their demonic powers, then we can get the Power of Three back.", "Phoebe: Theoretically speaking, right?", "Piper: All we got are theories.", "Demon3: This is for Savard.", "Piper: Hey, hey. Hang on a second. What are you - you're gonna kill me with my own power? What are you, kidding me? How insulting let alone boring.", "Phoebe: Yeah. Show some pride. You know what I mean? Be original.", "Paige: You guys must suffer from really low self esteem near as I can figure.", "Phoebe: Which is clearly why they had to steal our powers.", "Piper: That must be very humiliating.", "(The demons throw fireballs at them, but Paige puts her hand on the wall of the house and orbs the house out.)", "[Cut to Manor, attic; the dollhouse orbs in. Billie walks over.]", "Billie: Oh, thank god. I knew you guys wouldn't really be that mean to me. I mean, I know I can be a huge pain in the ass sometimes...", "Piper: Billie, zip it! Go get the Book.", "Billie: Oh, the Book. Right.", "(She goes to the Book of Shadows.)", "Phoebe: Find the power switching spell.", "Piper: Switch, uh, switch bodies with powers. And then, you know. Improvise.", "Billie: Okay. Who are we switching?", "Piper: Them.", "(The demons shimmer into the attic.)", "Demon1: I thought we booted your ass out.", "Billie: Uh, you did. But they didn't. (She motions to the dollhouse.) \"What's theirs is yours, what's yours is theirs.\" (Demon1 throws a fireball at her. She ducks.) \"I offer up this gift to share. Switch the bodies through the air.\"", "(The sisters and the demons switch places; the demons now trapped in the dollhouse.)", "Paige: You wanted to live like us, now I guess you get to die like us.", "Demon3/Demon1/Patra: Oh, crap.", "(Piper blows up the dollhouse.)", "Billie: Well, they say imitation is the greatest from of flattery. (The sisters say nothing.) Well, they do.", "(Phoebe smiles. Piper shakes her head. Paige rolls her eyes.)", "[Scene: Rooftop. Paige and Henry sit at a candle-lit dinner of Chinese take out and wine.]", "Paige: Hey, Henry.", "Henry: Yeah?", "Paige: Guess what?", "Henry: What?", "Paige: I like you.", "Henry: Hey, Paige. Guess what?", "Paige: What?", "Henry: I like you, too. (They kiss.) I'll tell you, this day is getting a lot better than how it started.", "Paige: Yeah. So far.", "Henry: Why do you keep saying things like that? What do you have to tell me? Come on. It can't be that bad. Rooftop picnic. Starlight, candles. Wait, wait. I want to guess first actually. Hold on. Let me see. You used to be a man before? No. That's not true, right? Good. Come on. Tell me. What is it?", "Paige: I don't think you're gonna like it.", "Henry: You try me.", "Paige: Have you ever wondered about the kind of strange things that happen with me and kind of since you've known me? Like why was I there trying to help your parolee? How did I find that baby's father so quickly?", "Henry: How'd you get that guy to tell the truth?", "Paige: How did you get shot and miraculously survive? And even little things like today. Finding your keys and your wallet. And then there's that winning of the $10,000 thing which you should probably give to charity. Because that, you know...", "Henry: Okay. Okay. What are you trying to tell me, Paige?", "Paige: Do you believe in magic?", "Henry: I don't know. I don't think about it much. Why?", "Paige: I think it's time that you did. Lights. (Orb lights appear above their heads.) I'm doing that now.", "Henry: How?", "Paige: I'm a witch. I have powers. Uh, I can make these kind of things happen. I'm not the kind of witch that rides around on broomsticks, or the hat or with the little black cat. That sort of thing. Um, I use my powers for good. I help people. And this is not going well, and I can see how completely scared off you are from me. Door's right there, and it won't hurt my feelings.", "(She turns away.)", "Henry: Paige?", "Paige: What?", "Henry: Look at me. (Paige does.) I'm not afraid.", "(He reaches for Paige and kiss.)", "[Scene: Manor, parlor. Piper comes downstairs with a box.]", "Piper: Hang on. There's just one more.", "Phoebe: Really? I thought I grabbed all the boxes.", "Piper: Well, this one I kind of put together for you just in case you need more herbs or potion vials, or crystals, or you know Cliff notes of the Book of Shadows, just in case.", "Phoebe: Just in case a demon attacks.", "Piper: Yeah. Don't laugh. It's gonna happen. And you know it. And when it does, you're gonna be alone.", "Phoebe: Piper, I'm just moving into town, you know. It's not that far away.", "Piper: Yeah. But it's not down the hall.", "Phoebe: That's true. You know, if you don't want to go...", "Piper: No. You've got to go. There's some blonde chick asleep in your room. I'm just a little sad. But I can be a little sad.", "Phoebe: Absolutely. I'm sad, too.", "Piper: It's just...you know, it's been a lot of change.", "Phoebe: You know this will always be my home, right? And that will never change. This is family.", "Piper: Yeah. Okay. You've got to go.", "(Piper gives her the box. Phoebe kisses her cheek.)", "Phoebe: See you.", "(Piper nods. Phoebe leaves as her sister watches her go. The front door opens and closes.)" ]	Charmed	08x13	Repo Manor	bunniefuu
Charmed_08x14.json	[ "On the eve of the Chinese New Year, Piper receives a message that will lead her to Leo. However, she, Phoebe, and Paige fall under the spell of a demon out to kill the guardian of an ancient staff that holds magical powers of the Zodiac. As a result, Billie is tasked in protecting the guardian and finding a way to save the sisters, and while there, gets some sage advice in how to find her sister. Later, Henry comes to accept Paige's magical powers and the couple admits their mutual love for one another." ]	[ "[Scene: Sacred Garden, one year ago. A staff levitates high inside a purple force field while six Chinese men, the Zodiacs, keep the shield up. Some demons throw fireballs at the force field, and it does nothing. The lead demon steps out.]", "Lead Demon: Enough! Stop!", "(The force field falls. Dog steps forward.)", "Rooster: Each year you try, each year you fail. Wresting the staff from sacred hands is the goal of a fool, Novak.", "Dog: And we will always protect the eternal cycle. You should know that by now.", "'Novak:' Expect to do that you have to be lucky every year. To get it, I only have to be lucky once.", "(Novak throws a fireball, hitting the banner in the back. He and the demons shimmer out.)", "[Scene: Manor, attic, present day. Piper is making a potion. Phoebe walks in carrying something.]", "'Phoebe:' Or did I give this to you? I can't remember. (Piper picks up a book.) Hello...earth to Piper.", "(Piper sees her holding her TIVO.)", "Piper: Hey, that's my TIVO. You can't take that.", "Phoebe: I'm not...taking. I'm asking. And are you sure it's yours, because it has all my season passes on it.", "Piper: Whatever. Just take it. I don't have time to watch anything anyway except for SpongeBob.", "(She puts the book down and picks up another. Phoebe puts the TIVO down on the table.)", "Phoebe: Where are my beautiful nephews anyway?", "Piper: Dad is taking them to Marine Land.", "Phoebe: Really? Oh, that's great. Cool.", "Piper: No, it's not. I should be taking them to Marine Land. You know, their mother.", "Phoebe: Well, why aren't you?", "(Piper sighs.)", "Piper: Because I have to defrost my husband somehow.", "Phoebe: Right. Any leads?", "Piper: No, but I'm hoping to find some by magically divining for them, but it's not working.", "Phoebe: Well, what is it supposed to do?", "Piper: It's supposed to give me some sort of sign, pick up some magical chatter about what we're up against.", "Phoebe: Sounds like a stretch.", "Piper: Well, you know, you work with what you got.", "Phoebe: You know, maybe if you took a little break.", "Piper: No, I don't need a break. I need to find out who we're up against so we're prepared.", "Phoebe: Okay. Then I should help you.", "Piper: No, no, no. I don't want to drag you back into this. I want you to go to your new place and enjoy it and enjoy your new life.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but, Piper, I'm not...", "Piper: No buts! I have the same speech to Paige. This is not your burden to bear. It's mine.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but you can't do it by yourself.", "Piper: No. You're right, I can't. And when the battle to end all battles happens, I will call you. Now, this goes in your car.", "(Piper gives Phoebe the TIVO. She leaves. Phoebe follows.)", "Phoebe: Piper, wait!", "(There's a small explosion at the cauldron. A Chinese character is in the center.)", "Opening Credits", "[Scene: Phoebe's Loft. Phoebe hangs something on the bedroom wall. She admires it when the doorbell rings. She heads toward the door.]", "Phoebe: Coming! (She opens it to find Billie holding a potted plant.) Hi!", "'Billie:' Housewarming gift!", "(Phoebe takes the plant.)", "Phoebe: Oh, Billie, you're such a sweetie.", "Billie: Oh, look at you. Styling in the city. Can you believe it?", "Phoebe: Actually, I can't. (She closes the door.) It's so amazing. I keep knocking on the bathroom door just out of habit.", "(Billie sits on the couch. Phoebe puts the plant on the coffee table.)", "Billie: Yeah, but you must love it.", "Phoebe: I haven't been in here long enough to love it, but I will. Even though I'll miss my sisters...and my nephews.", "Billie: Yeah, but not the demons.", "Phoebe: They'll find me here. Trust me. Speaking of which, how's the search going?", "Billie: Ah, it's not really going. I had a little bit of a brain freeze, so I just wanted to let it go for a bit. Do you want to go to the movies?", "Phoebe: I would love to, but I need to stay here, settle in, unpack, maybe meet the neighbors. (She picks up and hugs a throw pillow.) Just get used to being alone.", "Billie: Yeah, I know what you mean.", "(She doesn't move.)", "Phoebe: Okay. Hey, do you know anything about magically divining?", "Billie: Are you kidding? Tons, why?", "Phoebe: Well, Piper is trying to do it, but hasn't been successful for her and she thinks it's the key to finding Leo. So, I don't know, maybe you could help her?", "Billie: Oh, yeah, totally. I could help her.", "Phoebe: Now?", "Billie: Oh...oh, yeah, okay.", "(She gets up.)", "Phoebe: Great.", "Billie: All right.", "Phoebe: That's so sweet. She'll really appreciate it. Thanks. Thanks for the plant. Bye. Stop by anytime. (Billie leaves and Phoebe closes the door. Paige orbs in. Phoebe gasps.) Paige, you scared me.", "'Paige:' Well, you told me I could stop by anytime.", "Phoebe: Yeah. I meant like a normal person. You know, knock first. (Paige orbs out. Phoebe groans.) Oh, Paige, don't be like that.", "(There's a knock on the door. Phoebe opens it to find Paige.)", "Paige: Is that better?", "Phoebe: Much. Thank you.", "(Paige steps in.)", "Paige: Okay, here's my thing. All right? Uh, I'm just completely freaking out about this whole magic thing.", "Phoebe: Freaking out how?", "Paige: I told him, you know, about the whole big secret thing thinking it would bring us closer, and it's kind of pushing us father apart.", "Phoebe: He's probably just overwhelmed, you know?", "Paige: Yeah, I'm sure he is. He keeps asking me all these questions, and they're valid questions, you know. Why aren't we using our powers to bring about world peace or end poverty or famine? He's not getting that it's not that easy.", "Phoebe: Well, just be patient with him. And maybe try not to explain it from a magical perspective. You know, try to use terms that he understands. You know, keep it simple.", "Paige: Hmm...I think I might do that. Thank you. Can I orb?", "Phoebe: Yes, please. (Paige orbs out. Phoebe takes a deep breath.) Oh...free at last. (The doorbell rings.) Now what?", "(She opens it to find a cute guy.)", "Cute Guy: Hi, uh, I just wanted to RSVP for the housewarming party.", "(Phoebe smiles.)", "[Scene: Magic School, Great Hall. Demons carry in a large crypt. They put it down and slide off the top. Inside is Novak.]", "'Demon1:' It's time.", "(Novak opens his eyes and shimmers to a sofa, sitting down and putting his feet up.)", "'Novak:' Where am I? 'Demon1:' Magic School. Demons control it now. Much has changed in a year, Novak. 'Novak:' When's the ceremony?", "(Novak stands up.)", "'Demon1:' Tonight. But after decades of trying, this time you'll finally be able to wrest control of the staff from the zodiacs.", "Novak: I better. I tire of conserving my strength for this one chance every year. Are you tracking Rooster? 'Demon1:' No. Lo Pan.", "Novak: You're supposed to be following the zodiac before he hands it off. Not some lowly servant. 'Demon1:' But that servant is responsible for where the hand-off occurs. He alone knows the location of the sacred garden. Rooster will be the first to arrive. And when he does, we'll be waiting for him.", "(Novak smiles.)", "[Scene: Manor, attic. Billie is making potions by an open Book of Shadows as Piper enters.]", "Piper: Billie, what are you doing up here?", "Billie: Oh. Helping you out. Phoebe sent me. You know, I went over to her new place, and she just wanted to be alone, and I was just getting all in there, putting my feet on everything, wanting to hang out, but she sent me here.", "Piper: Whoa...tangent. Don't you have your own demons to slay?", "Billie: Yeah, but I'm kind of tired of my obsession, so I thought I would join in on yours. You know, misery loves company.", "Piper: Mm-hmm. So, what are you doing?", "Billie: I'm grinding up payatha root. You know, I don't think you used enough. Divinations can be very, very temperamental. You have to use just the right amount if you want to catch any cosmic signals.", "Piper: You know, you're getting pretty good at this.", "Billie: Well, I had good teachers. All right. Let's see if you missed any signs. Stand back. (They do. She tosses in something. A cloud of white smoke poofs from it, as there is a second explosion. There's a burning Chinese character inside.) Bingo.", "[Scene: Dry cleaners. The Chinese symbol is on the window. Piper and Billie look at it.]", "Piper: Are you sure this is right?", "Billie: I backtracked the sign all the way to here, but I was thinking more of a Buddhist temple, not some same-day laundry.", "Piper: Maybe we should just forget it.", "(Billie takes her arm and pulls her inside.)", "Billie: No, we were brought here. Come on, Piper. The sign brought us for a reason.", "Piper: Listen. I'm supposed to be the mature and wise one, so knock it off.", "(Billie hits the bell on the counter. A Chinese man in the back puts a package down and comes over to them.)", "'Chinese Man:' May I help you? You're here for pick-up?", "Piper: Uh, no. Actually, we were just admiring your sign out front.", "Chinese Man: Oh, the eternal cycle. It represents the sacred chain of life. Have you seen it before?", "Piper: That's why we're here.", "Chinese Man: I see. So, you have an interest in signs?", "Piper: Yeah. Gemini, Libra, Leo.", "Chinese Man: Uh, are you sure you don't mean monkey, rooster, or tiger, like your friend here?", "Billie: Excuse me?", "Piper: Chinese zodiac, right?", "Chinese Man: You've answered my call, and not a moment too soon.", "Piper: Uh, no. I think we've got our wires crossed somehow, 'cuz, I'm just looking to save a husband.", "Chinese Man: And now you're here to help save us all. (There's a noise from the back.) But you must hurry now or all will be lost.", "(He goes into the back. Piper and Billie follow him. He stops as another explosion is heard. He then steps into a wall hanging and vanishes.)", "Billie: Whoa, what was that?", "Piper: Forget it, Jenkins. It's Chinatown.", "(She takes Billie's hand and they step into the wall hanging. They follow the Chinese Man and find one of the Zodiacs being attacked by a group of demons. He's hit by an energy ball and falls into the pond. Novak heads for the staff the Zodiac was holding.)", "Chinese Man: Don't let him get the staff!", "(Billie telekinetically moves the staff away.)", "Billie: (to Piper) Your turn.", "(Piper blasts him. Novak shimmers out with his demons. Chinese Man rushes over to check on the Zodiac. He kneels down, but the Zodiac turns into white light, then vanishes.)", "Chinese Man: This has never happened before. A zodiac dying. (to Piper) It's now on you to protect the staff.", "(Piper raises her eyebrows.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Sacred Garden.]", "Piper: Look, really, Mister, no offense, but I'm just trying to save my husband. Not some stick.", "(Chinese Man stands up.)", "Chinese Man: This is not a stick. It is Buddha's mystical staff. And it must be passed to the next zodiac at the New Year or the eternal cycle ends.", "Billie: All right. Before we hit exposition city here, what's with the laundry on the outside and then, this crazy green place on the inside?", "Chinese Man: This sacred garden has served for centuries as the sanctuary for the ceremonial passing of the staff. It has been my family's honor to find a place for its existence each and every year.", "Piper: So, it's just my luck that a demon tries to take it this year?", "Chinese Man: Not just this year. He's been trying for many years, when it is vulnerable as it is now. That is why I sent out the call for help. And that is why you came.", "Piper: No, really, seriously, I was looking for something totally different.", "(He smiles.)", "Chinese Man: You must be a buffalo.", "Piper: Excuse me?", "Billie: I think he's talking about your sign.", "Piper: Hang on a second. She gets a tiger and I'm some stinking buffalo?", "(He walks over to the staff, hanging in mid-air.)", "Chinese Man: If you know the zodiacs, you know we do not choose who we are born to. Each influences us with different gifts to keep the eternal cycle ends. And it won't be the zodiacs who influence, but evil instead. Not a world your husband would want to be saved for, I trust.", "Piper: All right. What would you like us to do?", "Chinese Man: Protect the staff until it is passed to the new zodiac. But you must be of clear mind so as not to unduly influence those around you with your personality.", "(Billie scoffs.)", "Billie: I'm sorry. I'm just imagining a lot of obsessing.", "Piper: Uh-huh. That's cute. That's very cute.", "Chinese Man: You must leave before they come back. Use all of your power to protect it if you have to.", "Billie: Maybe you should call Paige and Phoebe.", "Piper: You better believe it. Do you know anything about this demon?", "Chinese Man: No, but I have a record of his past attacks.", "Billie: Well, I could look at them, maybe figure something out.", "Chinese Man: Perhaps you'll find out something about yourself along the way, Billie.", "Billie: How do you know my name?", "Chinese Man: This is a magical place, one where questions will have answers. If you're open to it. You'll see.", "(Piper chuckles.)", "Piper: So, when does this ceremony begin?", "Chinese Man: At midnight.", "(The hourglass has the falling sand.)", "Piper: Naturally.", "(She grabs the staff.)", "[Scene: Magic School, Great Hall.]", "'Demon1:' The staff is lost. We have no choice but to wait another year.", "Novak: We're not waiting. Why should we?", "Demon1: Because the witches...", "Novak: Merely delayed the inevitable. After all, progress has been made. Unprecedented progress. A zodiac is dead which means they as a whole are weakened. And the staff is out of sacred hands for the first time ever.", "Demon1: Still, now they know we're coming.", "Novak: They always know we're coming. You underestimated Lo Pan. Do not...underestimate me.", "Demon1: With all due respect, the servant won't keep the staff in the garden now. Not until the hand-off. We'll never find it in time.", "Novak: We won't have to. The zodiacs will find it for us. We'll let it be know what's happened - what Lo Pan's done. They'll come out of hiding to get their precious staff back. Trust me.", "Demon1: So, then all we have to do is track them.", "Novak: See? Progress.", "[Scene: Manor, conservatory. Paige leads Henry in.]", "Paige: All right, Henry, I have to say I've been doing some thing.", "'Henry:' About what?", "Paige: Well, here's the deal. I have a plan...you know, for us.", "Henry: I thought we were doing pretty well.", "Paige: Yeah, definitely, except for, you know, when the M word kind of comes up. Things start getting a little bit, uh...", "Henry: Weird.", "Paige: Yeah, exactly. But everything else is obviously going well. You're even finishing my sentences. But, um... (She sees the kids toys.) Uh! Okay, step into my office. Have a seat.", "(He points down.)", "Henry: On this?", "Paige: Yes. You can fit. I'm pretty sure.", "(She sits in the child's chair next to him in front of an easel. She takes a pen and flips a sheet of paper.)", "Henry: Barely.", "Paige: Okay... stay with me here. You deal with criminals. (She draws a stick figure with a gun.) Okay? Drug dealers, burglars, murderers. (She draws another figure using magic.) Me? I deal with demons. Kazis, creepers, gremlocks. I could go on and on. But the point is, we're very similar. Criminals bad, demons bad.", "Henry: Is it snack time yet, Miss Matthews?", "Paige: Henry.", "Henry: Look, I know what you're trying to say, okay? But, what I don't understand is if you have all these powers, why you don't use them.", "Paige: I do use them.", "Henry: No, no, no. Not on demons. I'm talking about hunger. I'm talking about the poor, the homeless. My criminals, my bad guys.", "Paige: It's really, actually, not that simple.", "Henry: But why? Who says? I'm not trying to make you feel bad, okay? I don't understand. If there's magic in the world, why you don't use it to just save the world. (His phone rings. He checks the idea and Paige rolls her eyes.) (to Paige) This is the second one. I have to take this. We'll figure it out later.", "(Henry stands up, kisses her on the forehead and steps away.)", "Paige: Yeah...that went swimmingly.", "Henry: Yeah. This is Henry...", "(Piper enters with the staff.)", "Piper: Paige, great, you're here. (She sees the drawing. The staff glows behind her back, infusing Paige.) What's this?", "(Paige stands.)", "Paige: The answer to my problems.", "Piper: Well, we have bigger problems, trust me. Buddha's staff-the demons want it, we need the Book.", "Paige: Sorry. No can do. I have to help Henry.", "Piper: No, no, no. Hang on a second. Whoa. I thought the words Buddha and demons would give you the hint that I need your help.", "(Paige shakes her head.)", "Paige: No, not really. Bye. I have to help Henry now.", "(She leaves.)", "Piper: But-but-what... (To staff) What are you looking at?", "(The front door closes.)", "[Cut to Sacred Garden. Billie goes through papers. Chinese Man comes over with a tea tray.]", "Chinese Man: Any luck?", "Billie: Are you kidding? I can't make sense of any of this stuff.", "Chinese Man: That's because you're using your eyes and not your powers.", "Billie: How can telekinesis help me?", "Chinese Man: I'm talking about your other power. The one you have yet to master. The one you need to master if you truly want answers.", "Billie: Answers? You mean to help me find the demon?", "Chinese Man: And to finding your sister. I told you this place was magical.", "Billie: Yeah, and a little creepy.", "(He chuckles and sets the tray down.)", "Chinese Man: We are all led to where we need to be, Billie. And so you have been led here. But before you can help the eternal cycle, you must help yourself.", "Billie: Okay, so what can you tell me about Christy?", "Chinese Man: I can tell you nothing. Only Christy can tell you about Christy. And only you have the power to seek those answers.", "Billie: But I can't even control my projection power. I haven't even used it since I knew I had it. The sisters think it's way too dangerous.", "Chinese Man: When used out of control, yes.", "Billie: So? Can you help me control it?", "(Chinese Man nods and holds out his hand.)", "Chinese Man: Come. (He helps her up and takes her to a dying tree.) That pejing tree is a simple living creatures within the world surrounding us. And like all things, it follows a cycle. And it's nearing its end. But you have the power to see its cycle at the beginning again. To project what you will upon it. Focus on the tree, Billie. Reach within yourself, to your power. (Billie closes her eyes.) See what you want to see. (The tree becomes young again. He smiles.) Look.", "(Billie opens her eyes and gasps.)", "Billie: I did that?", "Chinese Man: And you can do more than that. You can see your sister.", "[Scene: Manor. Piper comes downstairs and looks around.]", "Piper: Hello?", "(She starts to go back upstairs.)", "Voice: The staff belongs to us.", "(Dog, a Zodiac, stands at the foot of the stairs.)", "Piper: And you would be?", "Dog: We are the zodiacs.", "Piper: We?", "(The other four Zodiacs appear. Piper clears her throat. Dog holds out his hands.)", "Dog: The staff... for your life.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor, stairs; continue from before.]", "Dog: The staff.", "Piper: Okay, look. There's nothing I'd love better than to get rid of this thing, but...", "(Dog launches himself at her in wind and smoke. Piper steps back and sings the staff like a bat, knocking him to the floor.)", "Dog: Kill her!", "(Piper tries blasting them, but they have a force shield up. She stops.)", "Piper: Yeah, that's ugly. Okay, hang on. (Dog stands up and force shield disintegrates.) There's no need to fight. How would you guys like your staff in pieces? One for each of you?", "Dog: Maybe we should just...talk about this.", "Piper: Talk fast.", "[Scene: Sacred Garden. Billie sits under the pavilion and crosses her legs.]", "Billie: Can't I just sit in a chair?", "Chinese Man: Stop resisting. Just relax. Now, what happened the first time you tried to use this new power of yours?", "Billie: Hmm. Well, I turned my parents into assassins.", "Chinese Man: Oh... I see. All the more reason to focus completely on what you wish to project this time, what you truly wish to find.", "Billie: After fifteen years, I want to find my big sister.", "Chinese Man: That's practical, not emotional. (He moves closer.) That's not how your power works. Think, deep down... what is it that you truly want?", "Billie: I want to see Christy. I want to know what she's been going through all these years.", "Chinese Man: All right. Then concentrate on that. (Billie closes her eyes.) Allow the world that surrounds you to disappear. Allow time to be nothing but an idea.", "Billie: Don't bend the spoon - Imagine there is no spoon? (He clears his throat.) Sorry.", "Chinese Man: Think of only Christy...of seeing her again...of where she went... (Billie rubs her head.) Of understanding. (She puts her hands down and concentrates.) Let your power take you where you need to go. Now.", "(Billie appears in a cave cell. There's a door and a small bared window behind her. She opens her eyes and stands up.)", "Billie: Lo Pan? Where are you? What is going on? (She goes over to the door and sees the signs and characters on it.) Lo Pan! (She hears something behind her.) Who's there? (A figure steps out. It's a dirty girl dressed in rags.) Christy, is that you? (The girl cringes and steps back.) It's okay. I'm not going to hurt you. (The girl steps forward.) Unbelievable.", "[Cut to Manor, conservatory.]", "Dog: We do not wish to harm you. We thought you had stolen the sacred staff.", "Piper: Don't you guys talk to each other? Lo Pan? The guy that gave me this to protect.", "Dog: Lo Pan is just a servant. He only speaks when spoken to.", "Piper: Well, maybe you should speak to him more often, considering he seems to know more about this than you do.", "Dog: He should have hidden the sacred garden better from the demons.", "Piper: Maybe so. But if he hadn't anticipated the attack, I wouldn't be holding this right now, would I?", "Dog: Point taken.", "Piper: So, I take it you guys heard about Chicken.", "(Dog closes his eyes.)", "Dog: Rooster. And, yes, we sensed it. That's why we were so afraid the staff had been stolen. The moment it was out of his hands we began tracking it... to you.", "Piper: Okay. Well, would you like it back?", "(She hands him the staff. He steps back.)", "Dog: No. It is forbidden until the new year. I am Dog. Next in line for the staff.", "Piper: Okay, so, can't one of your other zodiacs hold it for you until then?", "Dog: No. It would upset the eternal cycle, change the balance of all things.", "Piper: Great. What would you like me to do with it?", "(Novak enters behind Piper with his demons.)", "Novak: I'll take it.", "Piper: Oh, no... you again.", "Novak: Yep. Me again.", "(He throws a fireball at them as Dog grabs Piper and turns her. He turns into the wind and vanishes with her. Fireballs are hurled at the other Zodiacs force shield. Dog and Piper appear on the porch as the fight continues inside.)", "Dog: Go! You must protect the staff!", "Piper: What about my house?", "Dog: Only the staff matters. Go!", "(He goes back inside.)", "Piper: Paige!", "[Cut to Golden Gate Bridge. Paige orbs on the top tower with Henry.]", "Paige: Well, last stop on our orbing world tour, Golden Gate Bridge. Bet, you've never see it from this angle, huh?", "Henry: Are you nuts? W-w-what are we doing here now?", "Paige: Well, you have some questions, I'm trying to facilitate some answers.", "Henry: How?", "Paige: I told you about the Elders, right? And if I call them down here, they can maybe explain this whole thing a little more in-depth.", "Henry: Just slow down a little, okay, because my head's still spinning.", "Paige: I'm just trying to help you understand the whole shebang that goes along with me, right? And I just figured what better way than orb you all around the world, to really see things first-hand.", "Henry: I don't know what's gotten into you.", "(Paige's phone rings.)", "Paige: Oh, hold that thought. (to phone) Hello?", "(She walks to the tower and leans against it.)", "Piper: Paige, where are you? I need help.", "Paige: (to phone) At the moment, Henry needs my help more.", "[Intercut to Piper. She is driving and on the phone.]", "Piper: (to phone) Would you forget about Henry for one second. This is bad.", "Paige: Really? How bad?", "Piper: Things stop spinning bad. If the demon gets the staff, the eternal cycle ends, something, and the world turns evil. I don't know.", "(The staff hovers behind her. Piper tries to elbow it down.)", "Paige: Hmm...world turning evil or my relationship ending? (Henry lingers close to the edge.) That's kind of a tough choice.", "Piper: Tough choice? What the hell is the matter with you?", "Paige: Well, nothing is the matter with me. I'm just really focused on Henry.", "(Henry steps closer to the edge.)", "Piper: When did you become so obsessive? That is my deal.", "Paige: I guess it is. But maybe I learned from the best, big sis. (A wind blows and Henry falls off, screaming.) Oh, my goodness! Henry just fell off the bridge. I'm going to have to call you back.", "(She closes the phone and orbs away.)", "Piper: (to phone) No, no, no, I need you to meet... (She closes her phone. The staff hovers in the backseat.) Great...that's just...that's great. Great. Don't make me come back there!", "(The staff's head turns and grins.)", "[Cut to Paige. She orbs in with Henry, who's shivering.]", "Paige: You okay? (Henry nods.) Where were we? Such a great view. You should really try enjoying it more.", "(Henry nods.)", "[Scene: Phoebe's Loft, living room. Phoebe is having a party. She grabs a bottle and refills some glasses.]", "Phoebe: Anyone need a refill? (She fills guests' glasses.) You okay? Enjoying yourselves? Okay, good. (A couple of girls are giggling.) Ooh, I hear laughter. That's good. Laughter means happy people. (She refills their glasses.) There you go. (She puts the bottle down and backs away -bumping into a cute guy.) I'm so sorry.", "Cute Guy: That's all right. It's really nice of you to put this together for everyone.", "Phoebe: Yeah. I just wanted to meet all my neighbors. I'm so happy to be living here, you have no idea. Really. It's like I'm free.", "Cute Guy: I can tell. I'm glad you're living here, too.", "Phoebe: Oh. (The doorbell rings.) Oh, excuse me. (She opens the door. Piper is there.) Hi, Piper. (Piper smiles.) I wasn't expecting you here.", "(Piper pulls Phoebe into the hallway.)", "Piper: (to the party) Hey, how you all doing? Be right back. (Behind her back, the staff glows and infuses Phoebe.) Listen, we have a problem, one you'll help with whether you like it or not.", "Phoebe: Wait, no. Piper, I can't. I have to focus on my party.", "Piper: Are you kidding me? Listen. I'm tired of babysitting this thing by myself. It is your turn.", "(Piper holds it out. Phoebe rolls her eyes and takes it. The staff glows and infuses Piper.)", "Phoebe: What just happened?", "Piper: What am I doing here? I should be at Marine World with my kids.", "(Piper begins to leave.)", "Phoebe: Piper...what would you like me to do with this?", "(The staff glows again.)", "Piper: Screw it! I'm free.", "Partyer: It's party time, everybody!", "(The music turns up. Phoebe sees that her guests have gone wild. Phoebe smiles and nods.)", "[Scene: Manor, living room. Paige orbs in to find the house trashed.]", "Paige: Piper, what the...", "(Novak and the demons run by, knocking Paige down. They shimmer out. The zodiacs chase them, vanishing in the wind. Paige rubs her neck.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor, living room. Phoebe comes in through the front door, with the staff covered in a cloth.]", "Phoebe: Uh-oh. (She closes the door.) Paige!", "(Paige groans.)", "Paige: Oh, yeah...", "(Phoebe helps her up.)", "Phoebe: Honey, are you okay? What happened?", "Paige: Well, I don't understand. Why don't the demons just move in here since they're here all the time, anyway?", "Phoebe: Where's Piper?", "Paige: I don't know. I came here looking for her, and I got knocked down.", "Phoebe: Did you see what they look like?", "Paige: Your average tackily dressed demons. There were some other guys with red gown robie things.", "Phoebe: They must be after the staff.", "Paige: What staff?", "Phoebe: No, don't touch it! It's covered for a reason. It has a crazy effect on people.", "Paige: Maybe that's what was making me so crazy and obsessed with Henry.", "Phoebe: Well, yeah, but the question is, why aren't you now?", "(Paige shrugs.)", "Paige: Maybe it wore off. Maybe those guys knocked it out of me.", "(Phoebe sighs.)", "Phoebe: We have to find Piper.", "(She picks up the phone and begins calling.)", "[Scene: Underworld, cave cell. Billie and Christy sit on the floor.]", "Christy: I hear them outside, whispering, but I don't understand what they're saying. I never understand what they're saying. Then they stop for awhile. Sometimes for a long time. But then they start again. I don't know what they want.", "Billie: It's okay. It's okay. Look, I'm here now, okay?", "Christy: I still don't understand how.", "Billie: Yeah, that makes two of us. All I know is I'm supposed to be with you now and try to figure this out so I can get you out of here.", "(Christy shakes her head.)", "Christy: No, they won't let us. They won't let us.", "Billie: Have you tried using your powers?", "Christy: Powers? What do you mean?", "Billie: You know, your powers...magic. (Christy shakes her head.) Christy, you're a witch, just like me. You must have some powers. That-wait...Powers. That must be what they want from you. (She finds an amulet on the floor behind Christy.) Where did you get this?", "Christy: They gave it to me. They all wear it.", "Billie: The symbol from your diary.", "(Whispering comes from outside. They get to their feet. Christy clutches Billie's arm.)", "Christy: It's them! I want to go home! Please take me home.", "Billie: Lo Pan?", "(Christy lets go and backs up.)", "Christy: Hurry, Billie.", "Billie: Lo Pan! Get us out of here now! (The cave changes back into a garden.) Lo Pan?", "Lo Pan: I'm right here.", "Billie: Well, where is she? Where's Christy? She-she was right there.", "Lo Pan: Where?", "Billie: Locked away alone in a cave! Why couldn't I save her?", "Lo Pan: You didn't go there to save her. You went there to see her, to understand.", "Billie: But I don't understand. I don't understand at all. She was a kid, barely older than when she was taken.", "Lo Pan: She was vulnerable and open to you. That's why your power took you to that time. Before she changed. Surely you received something from that journey, did you not?", "Billie: Well, they're after her powers, powers she doesn't even know she has yet.", "Lo Pan: You can't save her from her past. No one can. But perhaps you can save her now, after you help save us.", "[Scene: Street. Piper is on the side, fixing her tire. She's on the phone.]", "Piper: (to phone) No, sweetie, mommy's okay, she just got a flat tire. I'll be there as soon as I can. (Novak appears.) No, no, no, no-wait for me. I want to see the penguins with you. Really, okay. I'll be there in thirty minutes.", "Novak: I doubt that.", "(Piper hangs up.)", "[Scene: Manor, conservatory. Paige walks in as Phoebe hangs up.]", "Phoebe: Okay, dad said she just called.", "Paige: So she's all right.", "Phoebe: Not necessarily. The phone went dead.", "Paige: Maybe it's just a bad reception?", "Phoebe: I think we should try the \"to call a lost witch\" spell.", "Paige: It won't work unless she's actually lost. She could be just spending time with the boys, which would be a good thing, right?", "Phoebe: Until the world turns evil.", "Novak: Which you're about to help me with. (He comes in with Piper and the staff. He pushes her to her sisters, then uncovers the staff and infuses his evil into them.) Now, let's go and do something you'll regret later.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor, attic, conservatory. Continue from before.]", "Novak: Well, this just might be worth all those years of waiting. The Charmed Ones...under my rule. Imagine the possibilities. Maybe I'll keep you around for awhile, after you complete the task at hand.", "Phoebe: Kill Dog?", "Novak: No, no, no-I don't want to destroy one zodiac. I want to destroy them all, so they can never take this away from me again.", "Paige: What do you want us to do?", "Novak: Ah, eager to please. I like that. You're going to kill Lo Pan.", "Piper: Lo Pan? The servant?", "Novak: He's much more than just that. Though the zodiacs all but dismiss him, he's more important than they give him credit for. In fact, he's the key to continuing the eternal cycle. He protects the sacred garden. Without it, they're nothing.", "Phoebe: Then what?", "Novak: Then...the year of evil beings.", "[Scene: Sacred Garden. The sisters enter.]", "Phoebe: Where is he?", "Piper: He should be here.", "(Billie and Lo Pan step out from behind the rocks.)", "Billie: Hey, what are you guys doing here?", "Piper: Looking for him.", "Billie: Lo Pan? Why? The demons are coming. We have to... Hey, where's the staff? (The sisters get closer.) What are you guys doing?", "Paige: Making our new year's resolutions.", "(Lo Pan pushes Billie down as Piper tries to blow them up.)", "Lo Pan: Get down!", "(The banner sign blows up. Billie and Lo Pan cover behind a rock.)", "Phoebe: You missed.", "Lo Pan: Evil influences them. That means the demon has the staff.", "Billie: Oh, that's just great. What do we do?", "Lo Pan: We do nothing. You learned to control your power for this moment.", "Billie: Are you crazy? I'm not going up against them!", "Lo Pan: You have to if you want to save your sister. Focus. Project what you wish.", "(Billie stands up.)", "Piper: Billie, we don't want to hurt you.", "Paige: Sure we do. Boulder!", "(She orbs a rock to Billie, but she sends it back to Paige, missing her.)", "Phoebe: Kill her.", "(Billie puts her fingers to her head. There's a glow around the sisters' heads.)", "Piper: What just happened? What are we doing here?", "Billie: Oh, no big deal. You guys were just trying to kill me, but I changed your minds.", "(She and Piper smile.)", "[Cut to Magic School, Great Hall. Demon1 paces. Novak fingers the head of the staff.]", "Demon1: I don't like it. We should've killed Lo Pan ourselves.", "Novak: Too many years of failed attempts have turned you cynical, my friend. You've got to learn to think more positively now that evil's finally taken over the world. Sad, really. Now what do we do?", "(The staff orbs out. The sisters and Billie enter as the staff orbs into Paige's cloth she's holding.)", "Paige: Well, I wish I had a pithy retort, but you're really not worth it.", "Demon1: You were saying?", "Phoebe: Now. (Paige lifts the staff and they take hold. Billie closes her eyes. The staff glows. The demons are vanquished. They let go of the staff.) (to Paige) Quick, cover it up.", "(Paige covers it with Piper.)", "Piper: (to Billie) Uh, do me a favor...and be careful what you wish for, especially around the boys.", "Billie: Uh, yeah, well, I haven't exactly mastered it anyway, so...", "Paige: I think that would be her point.", "Piper: Well, it's almost midnight, so we should get this thing back before it's too late.", "Paige: Ooh. I really can't. I've got to go apologize to my boyfriend.", "(She leaves. Phoebe follows.)", "Phoebe: I have to explain to the neighbors.", "Billie: Yeah. And I have a sister to scry for.", "(She shows them the amulet and leaves. Piper smiles and shakes her head.)", "[Scene: Sacred Garden. Piper enters. Lo Pan is dressed in red robes. He sees Piper and smiles.]", "Piper: What's going on? What happened to you?", "Lo Pan: It seems that I have been... elevated. I am now Rooster. The staff, if you please.", "Piper: Oh, gladly.", "(She uncovers the staff and hands it to him.)", "Lo Pan: You received the sign for a reason. And not just to help perpetuate the cycle, but to help the both of us as well.", "Piper: How exactly was I help?", "Lo Pan: You've shown that patience can be rewarded for me and for you. Leo will come back only if he's meant to. And only when it's time. Not before.", "(He and Piper bow. He takes the staff back to the other zodiacs.)", "[Scene: Golden Gate Bridge. Paige orbs Henry to the top.]", "Paige: Funny, I figured after last time, this would be the last place you'd want to come back to.", "Henry: Yeah, I did have to think about it. I mean, not about us, but...The magic.", "Paige: And?", "(Henry sighs.)", "Henry: And after everything that you did today, I mean, not just this, but the whole eternal cycle deal, I get it.", "Paige: This isn't, um, freaking you out? You're not mad at me?", "Henry: I was never mad at you. Or freaked out. I was - Well, I got a little freaked out when those wild pygmies were chasing us back then.", "Paige: That was an accidental orb.", "Henry: That's okay. It helped me see the bigger picture. You, uh, use your powers to make the world a better place. How could I have a problem with that? I think it's amazing.", "Paige: You do?", "Henry: And I think I'm falling in love with you.", "Paige: I think I'm falling in love with you, too.", "(He takes her hand.)", "[Scene: Underworld, cave cell. The door opens and Billie walks in.]", "Billie: Christy?" ]	Charmed	08x14	12 Angry Zen	bunniefuu
Charmed_08x15.json	[ "Paige learns the difficulties of dating a mortal when Henry becomes too involved in the magical world and is torn when another suitor arrives hoping to convince her to marry him so they can become the ultimate magical couple. Meanwhile, Billie finally finds her missing sister, Christy; Piper faces a romantic decision when she runs into an old flame and Piper must explain that Leo is coming back despite it looking like he abandoned his family." ]	[ "Piper: No, they-the cocktail napkins were delivered here for some insane reason, ok? So be outside in 20 minutes. I'm gonna do a drive-by, all right? [Sigh] Please let me have my keys!", "Billie: They're on the counter. Um, sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.", "Piper: That's ok. I'm just a little frazzled. I've gotta check on Chris, and then I gotta get to the store, and then I gotta go and pick up Wyatt early and make cookies for his Valentine's Day party, and then I gotta take these to p-3. [Sighs] All of which pales in comparison to what you're going through.", "Billie: No, you know, life goes on. I'm just happy to have Christy back, I guess.", "Piper: But...?", "Billie: But she hasn't even said anything. I mean, I-I told her I wanted to call Mom and Dad, and closed up even more.", "Piper: Well, you know, it's only been a couple days.", "Billie: I know, but what if I never get through to her?", "Piper: You will. I mean, you just have to be patient. She's been through something none of us can even imagine, so, I mean, the only thing you can really do is just be there for her. And if you need anything we are just a call or an orb away, ok? Sayonara.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Billie: Knock knock. Hey, I brought you some breakfast. Christy? Christy. Christy? Christy, it's ok. You're safe now. You're gonna be ok.", "Christy: [Sniffling] They're coming.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Paige: Well, I guess we figured, you know, they'd try to get Christy back sooner or later.", "Phoebe: Yeah, I just wish it was later rather than sooner. Give the girl time to heal.", "Paige: I just wish we knew who they were, and why they're coming.", "Phoebe: And why they want her back.", "Billie: Well, it doesn't matter because they won't be getting her back.", "Phoebe: That's why we're here, sweetie. How is she?", "Billie: Very scared.", "Paige: Well, has she said anything? You know, who these demons might be, when they're coming?", "Billie: No, nothing.", "Paige: Ok, well, we need to try to come up with some sort of game plan, don't you think?", "Billie: Yeah, but we don't know anything. I mean, we don't know where they've been keeping her this whole time.", "Phoebe: Which is why we have to find out what she knows, get her to open up.", "Billie: I just think it's too much for her right now.", "Phoebe: Look, if they held her captive for 15 years, she must know something, at least be able to I.D. them.", "Billie: I just don't want to pressure her right now.", "Paige: Well, sweetheart, she's already under pressure because she knows that they're coming.", "Phoebe: Do you think they're contacting her?", "Paige: Well, maybe. Then again, maybe she's got some sort of telepathic thing going on. It would actually kind of figure that she'd have powers, right? I mean, maybe that could be why they wanted her in the first place.", "Phoebe: And why they want her back. You have to talk to her.", "Billie: I just don't think she's ready for that.", "Phoebe: Look, if it's coming from you, she'll be ok. She's your sister. There's no stronger bond than that. Trust us.", "Billie: Uhh, all right. I'll try.", "Phoebe: Ok, I'm gonna whip up a quick potion, and you go to the book and make a list of all the telepathic demons, ok?", "Paige: Oh, you're in a hurry.", "Phoebe: Yeah, well, I got a new condo to enjoy.", "Paige: Lamp!", "Simon: [English accent] Excuse me, but I don't think you recognize my entrance. Fear not, ladies. I'm one of the good guys. The best, actually, so... oh, yes, the legendary manor where generations of Halliwells have blossomed into witches.", "Paige: Who are you, and what do you want?", "Simon: Of course. Ladies, I am Simon Theotus Reginald Marx, and I'm here to take Paige Matthews as my wife.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Scather guard: Aah! [Groans]", "Dreylock: We've been at this for 2 days. If you want your suffering to end, you will tell me who took the witch.", "Scather guard: I don't know. I swear!", "Dreylock: Come on. You were in on it. Why else would you leave your post?", "Scather guard: I told you. I was called away. Please, you've gotta believe me!", "Dreylock: Do you think they'll believe you? they, who could decimate our entire clan on a whim? They chose us to watch over her, to break her down, and in return, we'd share in the ultimate power for which she is the key. If we don't get her back, we're all dead.", "Scather demon: I've questioned all of the scathers. No one called him away.", "Dreylock: Last chance. Who are you working for?", "Scather demon: He may not even know. He may have been tricked perhaps, telepathically. The witch has answered to unseen voices before. We've seen it.", "Dreylock: If so, he's a liability. He's been breached.", "Scather guard: Aah!", "Dreylock: Gather the witch's things. We'll find her another way.", "Scather demon: We cannot use dark magic. They may sense it. They'll know something has gone wrong. We cannot risk it.", "Dreylock: We have to risk it! We must find out who took the witch if we are to survive.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Simon: I know all about The Charmed Ones. I, uh...I grew up on the stories of the Warren line of witches. Grams and her many, many lovers, and, or course, Patricia's trysts with her whitelighter. Goodness, you're a randy bunch.", "Paige: Is there some sort of magical Enquirer I've not heard of?", "Phoebe: Wow! Our families worked together during the Salem witch trials? That is so cool. Well, you know, I'm just sayin', he checks out.", "Simon: Well, you know, I am a descendant of the mighty Marx, which is a very powerful, very noble line of witches. To be honest with you, I'm a little surprised you don't know who I am, but, oh, my goodness, you're fetching.", "Phoebe: Oh, that's so sweet. [Laughing]", "Simon: But you're not half whitelighter, which is a requisite for my future mate, so sorry to disappoint you. But you, on the other hand--", "Paige: Uh, did you just say \"future mate\"?", "Simon: No, no, that was-- that was-- it came out wrong. Apologies.", "Paige: Ok, here's the deal. We're actually super, super busy it'd be fabulous if you could just orb yourself off now.", "Simon: Well, I'll ignore that. But, Paige, I'm not leaving without you. After all, we are destined to be wed.", "Phoebe: Ok, who says?", "Simon: Well, only 40 of the most powerful oracles and soothsayers from around the globe, plus a wizard or two, so...", "Phoebe: Oh.", "Simon: When you think about it, Paige, it makes all the sense in the world, bringing our 2 magical lines together. We would be the ultimate power couple.", "Paige: Ok, uh, we're not gonna be bringing our lines or bringing anything together for that matter, ok?", "Simon: Why not?", "Paige: Because I don't want to! And because I have a boyfriend.", "Simon: A boyfriend? Hmm, I see. And who is he? A witch? A whitelighter?", "Paige: His name is Henry, and he is a parole officer by trade and he is a mortal.", "Simon: Ooh! An immortal no less. Very impressive.", "Paige: No! Not immortal. A mortal, as in non-magical?", "Simon: Oh. Well, what would you expect? That makes absolutely no sense to me at all. Having a...having a mortal around whilst you're fighting evil is, well, let's face it, irresponsible.", "Paige: Ok, uh, you need to go now. Unless you want to stay and help us vanquish some demons.", "Simon: Of course, ma'am. Having a powerful witch around like myself can only be an asset. Tell me, how does Harry fare in a magical battle?", "Paige: Hen-ry! And he fares just fine in whatever he wants to fare in.", "Simon: I'll be honest with you. I'm a little surprised you're not taking to this. You know, me? I mean, imagine, if you will, the evil we could vanquish as a couple.", "Paige: We are not now, nor will we ever be, a couple!", "Simon: Well, that did not go too well. Piper!", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Simon: May I be of some assistance? Bags.", "Piper: Are you crazy? What if somebody saw that?", "Simon: Well, what if somebody were to see you shopping, a witch of your standing? No, no. After all, there are people for things like that.", "Piper: Heh. Who are you?", "Simon: I am Simon Theotus Reginald Marx. Of the Marx line of witches? It's a very noble, very...never mind. Moving on. First of all, I'm here to state my case.", "Piper: Great. Well, I don't have time for that 'cause I have to go pick up my son, so... again with the magic.", "Simon: Piper, I'm here to appeal to you, you being the practical Charmed One. Now listen to me. It is my destiny to marry your sister Paige.", "Piper: Oh, for god's sake.", "Simon: 40 of the most powerful oracles and soothsayers from around the globe have predicted it, plus a wizard or two.", "Piper: Good luck with that.", "Simon: According to your sister, a demon could be attacking at this very moment. And I want you to know that I am fantastic at vanquishing demons.", "Piper: Well, that's great, but we can handle our own demons, ok?", "Simon: You'll see. It is my fate to be with Paige.", "[Crash]", "Piper: [Gasp] Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god! Oh, I'm so sorry. I wasn't even looking...", "Greg: It's ok, don't worry about it.", "Piper: Greg.", "Greg: Piper.", "Piper: Hi. Oh, my god.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Billie: Look, Christy, you're safe now. I promise I am going to keep you safe, but I need your help to do that. Do you know who they are? Who's coming? Do you hear them like voices? Yeah? That's good. That's really good. What'd they say? What did they want? You know, it's ok. You know, we can talk about it later. Don't worry. It's ok.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Paige: I mean, who's this guy think he is? He just shows up and announces that we're destined to be together?", "Phoebe: Well, according to 40 oracles and a soothsayer, your future husband.", "Paige: That is really not funny.", "Phoebe: I'm sorry. How's the list coming?", "Paige: Well, I have a dozen that have telepathic powers.", "Phoebe: Well, hopefully, Billie can convince Christy to narrow it down for us a little bit.", "[Doorbell rings]", "Phoebe: Who's here?", "Paige: Rats, I forgot. Henry and I have a lunch date.", "Phoebe: Oh, you might want to reschedule in case a demon attacks.", "Paige: Why, look at you. You sound like Sir Full of Himself.", "Phoebe: [Laughs] Well, he might not be your Mr. Right, but he does have a point.", "Henry: Paige, I don't want to run away from a fight, ok? Come on, I deal with violent, dangerous criminals every day.", "Paige: But those violent, dangerous criminals do not throw fireballs at you.", "Henry: W-Well, what about Piper's kids? I mean, they-they're here all the time.", "Paige: They have powers to defend themselves.", "Henry: They do?", "Paige: Mm-hmm. So, please, just go. I will call you in a little bit.", "Henry: Hold it, hold it, hold it. If I run away every time a demon attacks, I'm gonna be running away all the time, right?", "Paige: Ok.", "Piper: Ok, come on, baby. Oh, hi. Sorry. Oh, thanks. Go on. Wyatt's really gotta go.", "Paige: Ok.", "Piper: Uh, you could just put those on the dining room table. That's be great.", "Henry: Sure.", "Piper: Thanks. Sweetie, don't forget to wash your hands! I hear we have, uh, demons attacking?", "Paige: How did you hear that?", "Piper: You know, your friend Simon? British, very cocky?", "Henry: Who's Simon?", "Paige: Nobody!", "Piper: Ok, I have 2 seconds for you to catch me up. Go.", "Paige: Ok. Uh, Christy finally spoke. Unfortunately, she said something weird. Uh...\"They're coming\"?", "Piper: Who's coming? When?", "Paige: It's ok. Phoebe and I have got this under control. We didn't want to tell you because we know you've got a crazy day.", "Piper: Crazier than you think. Guess who I just ran into, literally?", "Paige: Who?", "Piper: Greg.", "Paige: Greg...?", "Piper: Fireman Greg.", "Paige: Ohh! He was the hot Greg.", "Piper: Mm.", "Paige: You gonna go out with him?", "Piper: Oh, god, don't be ridiculous.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Christy: Aah!", "Billie: Christy, what is it? What's wrong? Christy, please, I want to help you.", "Christy: I'm afraid.", "Billie: I know you're afraid. Look, nothing's gonna happen to you. You're in a very, very safe place.", "Christy: You can't stop them.", "Billie: Stop who? Christy, please.", "Christy: You can't stop them from coming.", "Billie: When? When are they coming?", "Christy: Now.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Henry: So, how long does it usually take for demons to attack?", "Piper: Well, it could be anytime really. You know, it depends.", "Henry: On?", "Piper: On timing, you know, usually the worse it is for us, the better it is for them, you know? That kind of thing. Mustard?", "Henry: Uh, no, thanks.", "Paige: You can still opt out if you want.", "Henry: Not a chance.", "Billie: Incoming!", "Paige: What? What is it?", "Christy: They're here.", "Billie: Get down!", "Christy: Unh!", "Demons: Uhh! Uhh!", "Piper: Sweetie, why don't you orb up to your room?", "Paige: Fireball!", "Henry: Aah! Ahh!", "Christy: No!", "Henry: It's ok. I'm all right. I'm ok.", "Christy: Oh.", "Billie: Are you ok?", "Phoebe: What's going on? What happened?", "Piper: Ask the fire starter.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Henry: Paige...", "Paige: Shh! You know you could have been killed?", "Henry: Paige, I'm ok.", "Paige: No, you're not ok. You were hit by a fireball, which was actually my fault.", "Henry: No, it was not your fault. I'm a grown man. I chose to be here.", "Paige: Henry, I really think you should leave. We don't know if they're coming back.", "Henry: Paige, I'm not leaving.", "Paige: I'm not having this on my head, ok? So please, please...", "Henry: All right.", "Phoebe: I know that was probably hard for you.", "Paige: Well, I guess it would have been harder if I was planning his funeral.", "Phoebe: Well, looks like Christy has a few more powers than we realized, huh?", "Paige: Yeah, maybe more than even she knew about.", "Phoebe: Maybe that's why those demons were holding her hostage for all those years. Maybe they were trying to co-opt her powers for themselves.", "Phoebe: But I don't think she's that powerful. I mean, unless they know something that we don't.", "Paige: Well, all the more reason for her to open up, so we can find out.", "Phoebe: I just think she's too freaked out.", "Paige: Well, she needs to get unfreaked out, and fast.", "Piper: Ok, I'm gonna go drop off Wyatt with Dad and Chris and get one of the other moms to take over cookie duties.", "Phoebe: Wait. Why?", "Piper: What do you mean, why? Why do you think?", "Paige: We can handle this, Piper.", "Piper: Yeah, but...", "Phoebe: No buts. Listen, you bake and spend time with Wyatt, and, hopefully, we can figure out who we're up against before they come back.", "Paige: Or before Christy burns down the house.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Christy crying]", "Billie: Christy...", "Christy: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that.", "Billie: No, it's ok. You didn't do anything wrong. Did you know you could do--", "Christy: No. But they did.", "Billie: They? You mean the demons? Were those the same ones? Who are they?", "Christy: I don't know. I never knew.", "Billie: Hey, it's ok. I told you we'd protect you, and we did. Look, I am not gonna let them hurt you anymore, I promise.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Scather demon: It's over. Don't you see that? The Charmed Ones are protecting her now.", "Dreylock: We still have time. They haven't sensed anything yet.", "Scather demon: How do you know? How do you know they are not deciding our punishment as we speak?", "Dreylock: Because they would have acted by now if they had. They're not known for their patience. We have to get the witch back somehow.", "Scather demon: Impossible. We do not have the power to go up against The Charmed Ones and survive.", "Dreylock: Still, it would be better to be vanquished by the witches than by The Triad. That would be a fate worse than death.", "Scather demon: Then, perhaps we should escape, hide from them.", "Dreylock: They're the most powerful evil ever known. They'd find us. [Drops skull] Prepare the ritual.", "Scather demon: The ritual? For The Triad? We cannot tell them we've lost her. That is suicide.", "Dreylock: We have no choice. They're the only ones who can get the girl back now. We'll just have to hope they show us mercy.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Piper: Hi.", "Greg: Hey.", "Piper: What are you doing here?", "Greg: Hey, I'm sorry just to show up like this, Piper. But I've got-- you've got a little somethin' there on your cheek.", "Piper: Oh...", "Greg: Frosting?", "Piper: No. I was just baking cookies for my son's party. Um...anyway...", "Greg: Anyway, there's a guy in my station, he used to work at a body shop, and he says he can fix our cars for next to nothing.", "Piper: Oh, that's great.", "Greg: But there's a catch. You see, he's leaving this afternoon, and his next shift isn't for like four days, but if you get your car down there right now, he can take care of everything.", "Piper: Well, I-I can't go. I mean, I've gotta bake a zillion cookies and drop 'em off at Wyatt's school.", "Greg: I smell smoke.", "Piper: Well, you know, I burned a few cookies.", "Greg: Looks like you burned more than a few cookies.", "Piper: Well, you know, kids. Those are the cookies.", "Greg: You go, I'll watch him. Hey, buddy. Hey, little man, what's up? Pretty cool truck.", "Simon: Ah, Master Wyatt, it's an honor. Harry? Now, you must understand that your kind and our kind simply can't co-mingle.", "Greg: Where did you come from?", "Simon: Ah. There is a reason why mortals should stick to their own. Well, actually, there's a few reasons.", "Greg: Mortals?", "Paige: Simon?", "Simon: Darling!", "Paige: Ah...uh! What are you doing here?", "Simon: I am just explaining things to Harry here.", "Paige: If you mean Henry, that is not him. Uh...in fact, I don't know who that is.", "Simon: I'm Greg. We met once before when I was dating Piper.", "Paige: Oh, right. Greg. Ok, uh... excuse us. You need to get out. Uh! Are you insane?", "Simon: Are you? Those were Windsor roses, my dear, from East Sussex. Very rare.", "Paige: We do not practice magic in front of mortals.", "Simon: Must be very trying, but I can assure you, Paige, once we are wed--", "Paige: Ah! We are not going to be wed. Not now, not ever. Get out! Unh!", "Greg: You take that one. I got that one. Let's crash 'em. Come on!", "Piper: Hey, how's it goin'?", "Paige: Uh, not so good. Simon just orbed in in front of your friend. Luckily, he didn't see anything.", "Piper: Oh, thank God. Did you find who that shoe belongs to?", "Paige: No, we haven't yet, but, uh, we're on top of it, and it's not your job, so don't worry about it.", "Greg: Hey, Piper, if you want my buddy to fix the car, we better get goin'.", "Piper: Oh, gee, that's really great, but--", "Greg: Come on. We'll drop off the cookies on the way, and Wyatt can play on the fire truck. We can catch up.", "Piper: Yeah, hold that thought. I don't think that's a good idea.", "Paige: Actually, I think it's a great idea. What with Simon orbing in and out of here willy-nilly, and demons are trying to attack...", "Piper: No, that's not what I mean. I mean spending the day with another man while Leo's frozen and all.", "Paige: Well, Piper, it's not a date. He's just a friend of yours.", "Piper: A friend that I used to sleep with.", "Paige: Well, don't sleep with him. Duh! Easy solution to that problem. Go have fun. Remember how to do that?", "Piper: Mm!", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Simon: Ooh, my word. This man is a pig. Ah! Ooh.", "Henry: Who are you?", "Simon: I, sir, am your girlfriend's future husband.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Sigh] Nothing. You got anything yet?", "Phoebe: Yes. I see... my new condo with me not in it. I should just move back here.", "Paige: Here's what I'm not understanding. If we've identified them and know who they are, why can't we find 'em?", "Phoebe: And the scather demons don't even have telepathic powers.", "Paige: Maybe I was right. Maybe Christy does have some power of telepathy and she contacted them. You know, maybe she's suffering from that Stockholm Syndrome thing.", "Phoebe: Possibly, but it doesn't explain why we can't find the demons.", "Paige: Oh, god, maybe we should have accepted Simon's help.", "Phoebe: Oh, are you still thinking about the Brit?", "Paige: Paige: No, I'm not thinking about him. He just may have had a point, that's all.", "Phoebe: Ah, the age old question-- to date or not to date a mortal.", "Paige: I just keep thinking, if that fireball had been 2 inches to the left there would be no Henry to save. Does that make me selfish?", "Phoebe: Only you can answer that, sweetie.", "Paige: Right. Ok, well, back to the matter at hand.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Scather demon: You realize that once we summon them, there is no turning back? They will come.", "Dreylock: Proceed.", "Asmodeus: Why have you summoned us?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Asmodeus: How could you let her escape?! Why did you not summon us immediately?", "Dreylock: My lord, we thought we could get her back.", "Baliel: You failed us, just as I predicted you would.", "Scather demon: We didn't fail you! For 15 years, we held her for you, and now...? Aahh!", "Asmodeus: We mustn't let our anger get the best of us. We can't lose sight of the bigger picture.", "Candor: There is no bigger picture without the", "witch, Asmodeus. She is the key.", "Baliel: And without her, we can't possibly hope to get the power we need. We should decimate this miserable clan before anything else goes wrong.", "Dreylock: No, wait. You don't understand. The witch was rescued by her sister.", "Candor: So...", "Dreylock: So they are both under the protection of The Charmed Ones. Baliel:The Charmed Ones?", "Dreylock: That's why we summoned you. We don't have the power to go up against them.", "Candor: Neither do we.", "Asmodeus: Not yet, we don't. Not unless we get the witch back. And if we do, you'd better not lose her again.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Billie: Look, just because demons use their powers to do bad things, doesn't mean all powers are bad. You can use yours for good. Like, you are in the light now, Christy. There's good magic all around you. You just have to believe it. You have to trust it.", "Christy: How?", "Billie: [Sighs] Well...like this. See? It's easy. Just focus on what you want and you can do it. All right, why don't you try now? Oh, come on. Don't worry. You can do it. I'll be right here. Come on. Come on. Now, I want you to focus really hard on what you want, ok? See it in your mind's eye.", "Christy: [Gasp] I did it!", "Billie: I told you! Whoa. That's a lot. Maybe I should put that out.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Simon: You know, it's not easy having magical powers. But then again, you will never understand that.", "Henry: Uh, where'd you say you're from again?", "Simon: Sussex, with homes in Devonshire, Manchester, London. And when... when Paige and I are wed--", "Henry: Listen to me. I already told you that's not gonna happen. You got that? Paige is my girl.", "Simon: Is it really fair of you to be keeping Paige away from the magical world she's destined to be in?", "Henry: I'm not keeping Paige away from anything.", "Simon: But you are. You see, it is destiny to combine the Marx and Matthews magical lines. Once we are a couple, we will be the most powerful force of good the world has ever seen.", "Henry: Well, I think Paige and her sisters are doing fine without you.", "Simon: But I think Paige deserves so much more, and I can give it to her.", "Henry: I'm getting pretty tired of you insinuating that I am not good enough for Paige.", "Simon: I'm not insinuating it. I'm saying it.", "Henry: All right, look, pal. I may be new to this magical world, but I'm not afraid of demons, and I'm definitely not afraid of you.", "Simon: Ah! Not afraid?", "Henry: No.", "Simon: Not afraid?", "Henry: No.", "Simon: Well, I tell you what. Let's wait until you've had a fireball thrown at your face, and then we'll have a little discussion about how brave you think you are.", "Henry: Already happened this morning. I'm still here.", "Simon: And how embarrassing that must have been. Let me guess, Paige had to heal you. Correct?", "Henry: Yeah. So?", "Simon: So it is only a matter of time before you are beyond healing, leaving poor Paige too devastated to fight the great fight.", "Henry: You know what? We're finished here.", "Simon: Are you blind, man? Can't you see that you're a liability in every sense of the word and the fear of you being blown up will make it impossible for Paige to ever truly be honest with you.", "Henry: Look, pal, I don't know who you are, and I don't really care. You're not getting Paige. You got that?", "Simon: Really?", "Henry: Yeah.", "Simon: Well, if you won't listen to reason, then I guess there's only one thing left for us to do.", "Henry: I guess so. What's that?", "Simon: I challenge you to a duel.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Piper: You sure you can't pay him something more for this?", "Greg: No, he's good. Don't worry about it.", "Piper: Well, it doesn't seem right, especially since it was my fault.", "Greg: It's no big deal. He's a fireman. He likes to help people.", "Piper: Is that why you became a fireman?", "Greg: Yeah, I guess. I mean, it sure ain't the pay. You know, I wanted to call you, stay in touch, but I felt weird after I heard you and Leo got back together.", "Piper: Yeah. Of course.", "Greg: Hey, I don't mean to pry or anything, but I couldn't help notice that he didn't seem to be around. Is everything ok?", "Piper: Yeah. Sure. You know, it's great.", "Greg: So is he around?", "Piper: Uh, well, Leo's been away.", "Greg: Away.", "Piper: Mm-hmm. Away.", "[Cell phone rings]", "Piper: Excuse me. Hello?", "Phoebe: I think you need to come home.", "Piper: What do you mean? Why?", "Phoebe: Well, we've I.D.'d the demons that took Christy, but we can't find them anywhere.", "Piper: Well, they're low level. They shouldn't be that hard to find.", "Phoebe: Yeah, that's why we think something else is on, like maybe they're being protected by other demons, more powerful demons.", "Piper: Like who?", "[Billie screams]", "Piper: What was that?", "Phoebe: Hurry!", "Piper: Phoebe! Phoebe!", "Greg: Is something wrong?", "Piper: Um, actually, I need my car now.", "Greg: But it's not finished.", "Piper: Oh, well, that's ok. Uh...huh. Do you think you could watch Wyatt for me for a little while?", "Greg: Yeah, sure.", "Piper: Ok, thanks. Bye. I owe you.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Billie: Uh! Uh! Help! Ah! Jacket! Aah!", "Phoebe: Oh, my god! Billie, what happened?", "Billie: I cannot believe this. I cannot believe what just happened.", "Phoebe: What?", "Billie: Christy just attacked me.", "Paige: What? Where is she? Where'd she go?", "Billie: She just left with one of the demons.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Billie: I don't understand, you guys. Everything was going so well. I mean, she was laughing, we were having fun, and, oh, I just don't know how this happened.", "Piper: Hang on a second. Start from the beginning. What were you guys doing right before?", "Billie: Well, I was showing her how to control her powers the same way you guys showed me, and she was getting it. She was really excited.", "Piper: And then?", "Billie: And then she started hearing some voices, voices she started talking to.", "Paige: What was she saying?", "Billie: At first, she wanted them to go away, and then it was something about being the key or that she didn't want to be the key or--", "Piper: Wait a minute. What key?", "Billie: To the ultimate power?", "Phoebe: Whoa. Excuse me?", "Piper: Oh, no, not another one.", "Billie: Yeah, I don't know.", "Phoebe: Well, that explains why they took her now.", "Billie: And then, the weirdest thing happened. She just changed. Her expression got very dark. Then that demon from before showed up, and before I knew it, I was on fire.", "Billie: What?", "Phoebe: Well, it's just, if that's true, the demon that took her didn't have telepathic powers, which means she had to contact them.", "Billie: [Scoffs] That's ridiculous. Why would she do that?", "Paige: Beause they're all she knows.", "Billie: No. No, that's not what happened, ok? You guys weren't there. Christy and I connected as sisters. So if those demons didn't contact her, then some other demons did. Ok?", "Paige: That's a possibility.", "Billie: So what are we waiting for? How do we find her?", "Phoebe: Well, I guess we could start by trying to figure out who this ultimate power is, and maybe they tie into how we're supposed to get Leo back.", "[Cell phone rings]", "Paige: Henry?", "Henry: Paige, what do you know about duels?", "Paige: Duels? Why?", "Simon: En garde, sir!", "Henry: Wha-Wait! What are you doin'?", "Paige: I have to go.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Henry gasping and straining]", "Paige: What the hell--?", "Simon: Ah, Paige, yes, great. Best for you to see this yourself firsthand. Now, I know this might look a little extreme, but I am determined to make my point.", "Paige: Simon, knock it off!", "Simon: But you see, my dear, I can't. For your sake, as well as his, it's far better you face the truth now than later. Look, for you to be with Harry--", "Paige: Henry!", "Simon: Whatever. For you to be with him instead of me... [Gasp] Would be a terrible mistake.", "Henry: Huh! Unh! I got him right where-- right where I want him. All right, you pompous son of a bitch, you think you're the perfect man for Paige just 'cause you know a little magic?", "Simon: Well, as a matter of fact I do.", "Henry: You don't know anything about her.", "Simon: On the contrary, sir. I know everything there is to know about Paige Matthews, thank you.", "Henry: Where is she ticklish?", "Simon: Ticklish, well...", "Henry: Third toe, left foot, right below the neck. Did you know she only salts her popcorn on the right side, never on the left? And every time she watches the Wizard of Oz, she cries. Every time. Did you know that? No, why would you? Because you don't even care. You just want some trophy witch so you can have a nice power couple. I care about Paige. I love her.", "Paige: And I love him.", "Simon: Paige. Paige, you can't be serious--", "Henry: Yeah, we're both serious. Beat it, pal.", "Paige: What he said. Cross the pond.", "Henry: I told you I never run from a fight.", "Paige: Oh!", "Henry: Ahh! Thank you.", "Paige: Sorry, sorry.", "Henry: That's ok. It's ok.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Piper: Nothing, except stuff about all the other ultimate powers we've faced.", "Phoebe: Billie, did Christy say anything else that might be able to help us?", "Billie: Shh! She's calling for me. I--I can hear her. She wants us to reverse the \"to call a lost witch spell\" so we can come find her.", "Piper: How does she know about that spell?", "Phoebe: Doesn't matter, we're not going.", "Billie: She doesn't want you guys to go, just me.", "Phoebe: Well, no. It could be a trap.", "Billie: It's not a trap. I trust her.", "Piper: Even though, you know, she did try to kill you?", "Billie: I have to. I can't lose her again.", "Phoebe: Ok, fine. But if you're not out of there in 5 minutes, we're coming in to get you.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Billie: Christy? Are you there?", "Dreylock: Your sister can't be saved... and neither can you.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Billie: Christy, help me, please! Unh! Don't let them make you do this! You have the power to stop them! Use it! Christy, look, we're sisters, ok? They can't come between us. Nobody can.", "Dreylock: Hold your fire. No! We don't want to hurt the key.", "Billie: Look, we can combine our powers together and put an end to this once and for all.We can do this together. Trust me.", "Dreylock: Surround her.", "[Gasp]", "demons: Aaah! Why?!", "Phoebe: Well?", "Billie: It's over.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Paige: So, um, why did you want to come here?", "Henry: Oh, I don't know, it's just kind of, uh, it's-it's like our place, now, right? I mean, ever since you were--", "Paige: A witch. It's ok, it's not a bad word, you know.", "Henry: Oh, no, no. Not at all.", "Paige: Henry, are you ok?", "Henry: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Great. Top of the world. Literally, right?", "Paige: Do you want me to heal that for you?", "Henry: No. No, I like it. It's like a battle scar, right? Says I fought for my girl, and I won.", "Paige: Yes, you certainly did.", "Henry: I mean, I-I faced demons and fireballs, uh, magical suitors, orbing... I mean, I think I passed the test, right?", "Paige: What test?", "Henry: You love me, don't you?", "Paige: Yes, I love you.", "Henry: 'Cause, um... Paige, will you marry me?", "Paige: Yes. [Paige laughs]", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Piper: Hello!", "Wyatt: Hi, Mommy.", "Piper: Hi! Looks like somebody had fun. Can you say thank you?", "Wyatt: Thank you.", "Greg: I gotta take that off. We gotta get it back here, kiddo.", "Piper: There you go.", "Greg: You're welcome, buddy. Anytime.", "Piper: Ok, why don't you go play, and I'll be right there, ok?", "Greg: He's a great kid.", "Piper: Thank you, um, for everything.", "Greg: Oh, it was my pleasure.", "Piper: Um. Whoa.", "Greg: I'm sorry.", "Piper: No, no, it's ok. I mean, no, it's not ok. It's definitely not ok.", "Greg: I just thought, you know, with Leo gone...", "Piper: No, I mean, he's not gone. I didn't say he was gone. He's just, you know, he's...away.", "Greg: Ok.", "Piper: Listen, Greg, you're a great guy. Really, and if, you know, the situation was different... but...Leo is coming back.", "Greg: I understand. Well, it was really great to see you again, Piper.", "Piper: You, too.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Christy: What am I wearing?", "Billie: Oh, that's a John Stamos t-shirt. You were totally obsessed.", "Christy: I was not.", "Billie: Yes, you wanted to marry Mr. Full House.", "Christy: [Laughs] Well, you wanted to marry Pee-Wee.", "Billie: Ew! No, I didn't.", "Christy: I'm sorry about attacking you. That wasn't me. I was being controlled. I would never hurt you.", "Billie: Oh, stop. I know. I know.", "Christy: Is it really over? I mean, for good?", "Billie: I'm not gonna let anyone take you away ever again. I promise.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Piper: Phoebe!", "Phoebe: [Gasp] Oh, oh, you-you scared me.", "Piper: What are you doing?", "Phoebe: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm eavesdropping. I don't get to do that anymore now that I moved out.", "Piper: Well, stop it.", "Phoebe: Spoil sport. What's wrong with you? Your fireman?", "Piper: No. Thank you. Christy.", "Phoebe: Oh. Well, don't worry about her. She's doing fine.", "Piper: That's not what I mean. She's the key, whatever that means, it can't be good.", "Phoebe: Well, maybe it is. I mean, maybe she's here to help us fight whatever comes next, you know? Maybe they both are.", "Piper: Well, I guess we're just gonna have to wait and see." ]	Charmed	08x15	Last Temptation of Christy	bunniefuu
Charmed_08x16.json	[ "Piper organizes an engagement party for Paige and Henry, but the wedding is put in jeopardy when the couple begins to get cold feet. Phoebe notices a strange man following her, and soon discovers that he is a Cupid . Meanwhile, a demon kidnaps Christy in order to lure the Charmed Ones into attacking the Triad , thus preventing them from taking over the Underworld. In a battle with the Triad at Magic School, Paige and Piper vanquish one by orbing him in front of a fireball and Piper blows up the second. The third runs, but unlike how they expected, Leo is not returned, showing that the Triad is not the big threat that they have to face to get him back." ]	[ "RECAP", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene from 8x06: Kill Billie: Vol. 1]", "BILLIE: The night my sister was taken... (Flash to a demon taking Billie's", "sister and flying out of the window.) It was raining outside. That was the last time I ever saw her.", "PAIGE: (voice-over)", "[PREVIOUSLY_ON]", "[Scenes from 8x15: The Last Temptation of Christy]", "(Piper and Billie talk about Christy being with them.)", "PIPER: It's only been a couple of days.", "BILLIE: Yeah, well, what if I never get through to her?", "PIPER: The only thing you can really do is just be there for her.", "(Billie comforting Christy.)", "BILLIE: Christy, it's okay. You're safe now. You're gonna be okay.", "[Scene from 8x10: Vaya Con Leos]", "(The Angel of Destiny talking to the sisters.)", "ANGEL OF DESTINY: There's one more battle on the horizon for you three. One", "unlike you've ever faced before, one you won't see coming, and one you may not survive.", "PIPER: (shakes her head) What does that have to do with Leo?", "[Scenes from 8x15: The Last Temptation of Christy]", "(Henry proposing to Paige.)", "HENRY: I faced demons and-- and fireballs, magical suitors, orbing... I mean, I", "think I passed the test, right?", "PAIGE: What test?", "HENRY: Paige, will you marry me?", "PAIGE: Yes.", "(Billie helping Christy master her powers.)", "BILLIE: Your powers are a blessing, Christy. They're a gift. They're a great", "thing to have.", "CHRISTY: They scare me.", "[Robin says: this part of the scene has not been kept in the final cut of the", "(Piper and Phoebe talking about Christy.)", "PIPER: She's the Key, and whatever that means, it can't be good.", "PHOEBE: Well, maybe it is. I mean, maybe she's here to help us fight whatever", "comes next, you know? Maybe they both are.", "(The Triad materializing in magic school.)", "ASMODEUS (TRIAD): She's in position. We're almost there.", "PROLOGUE", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - KITCHEN - DAY]", "(Open on a chocolate heart cake. Camera moves up to Piper. She's kneading bread while talking to Phoebe on the phone.)", "PIPER: Well, we haven't made much progress here, either. The whole Christy- ultimate-power thing has got me kinda stumped. INTERCUT WITH:", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - BEDROOM - DAY]", "(Phoebe's getting clothes from her closet for Christy to try them on. Christy's in front of the mirror, tottering in high heels. Billie's next to her, assisting her.)", "PHOEBE: Piper, relax. You sound so stressed, don't worry. We'll figure it out. You're like hyperventilating.", "PIPER: I'm not hyperventilating, I'm kneading dough, dodo!", "PHOEBE: You're kneading bread?!", "PIPER: Uh, yeah! You are talking to a former chef, you know. Don't act so surprised.", "(Piper picks up a set of plates and heads...)", "[INT. MANOR - DINING ROOM - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(...to the dining room. She puts the stack on the table. The table's decorated with an enormous \"Henry and Paige\" floral centerpiece and tons of flowers.)", "PHOEBE: Look, sweetie, are you sure you're okay with this? Throwing Paige an engagement party without...", "PIPER: (arranging flowers) Are you kidding? It's exactly what Leo would want us to do. Besides, Paige deserves what Leo and I had.", "PHOEBE: And you will have that again, and soon as we figure out what we're up against.", "PIPER: Well, until then, someone in this family is going to have a normal happy wedding engagement, party and all. Speaking of which, how's the, uh, Christy project going?", "PHOEBE: Actually, it's going really well. This morning, we mastered the art of walking in high heels, and now, we're just picking out an outfit. (To Billie) Try that one. (To Piper) And we're gonna go for a little test run at a café, you know? See how it goes.", "PIPER: Great, because demons attacking at the party, I can handle, but Christy eating with her hands, I cannot handle.", "PHOEBE: Don't worry, she will be totally, totally ready by tomorrow night.", "(Billie gives Christy a dress, who examines it apprehensively.)", "PIPER: Thank you.", "(Christy clumsily tries to put the dress on, but she loses her balance.)", "(Christy squeaks and falls.)", "PIPER: What? What happened?", "(Flash to...)", "[INT. UNDERWORLD - XAR'S LAIR]", "(A half-vanquished demon appears and screams in pain on the ground, burning. He finally bursts into flame in front of Xar and his henchdemon, Takar.)", "XAR: I suppose letting him escape half alive was meant to send a message.", "TAKAR: Yes, that's it's suicide to go up against the Triad. We can't afford to lose any more demons, Xar.", "XAR: Well, there might be another way.", "TAKAR: What about retreating deeper into the underworld?", "XAR: If the Triad gets the ultimate power, nowhere will be safe.", "TAKAR: But we can't even get them out of magic school now, let alone destroy them. We are not strong enough to stop them.", "XAR: No. But The Charmed Ones might be. Perhaps we can get them to destroy the Triad for us.", "[OPENING CREDITS]", "PART ONE", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "(Paige is flipping through the Book of Shadows. Piper comes in.)", "PIPER: What are you doing here? I thought you were going ring shopping with", "Henry.", "PAIGE: Oh. Yeah, I was supposed to, but, you know, I figured, what with the key to the ultimate power over at Phoebe's, I should take this time just to, you know, kinda check things out, and...", "PIPER: This is your wedding ring we're taking about.", "PAIGE: (annoyed) I know. I'm not getting married tomorrow. I've got some time.", "PIPER: But still, when a girl isn't the least bit giddy about ring shopping, that usually means something's very wrong.", "PAIGE: You know, maybe I'm just not one of those kind of \"whoo\" wedding girls that goes crazy about the whole thing. Did you ever think of that?", "PIPER: I think you have a classic case of cold feet.", "PAIGE: I don't have cold feet, because... because I'm crazy for Henry. I am. Crazy for him. Love him.", "PIPER: Okay, yeah, sure. I believe you, and I love Leo too, but that doesn't mean I didn't get knots in my stomach the moment I said yes.", "PAIGE: (comforted) You did, really?", "PIPER: (nods) Mm-hmm. It's perfectly normal.", "PAIGE: Well... is it normal to fight about every little thing?", "PIPER: Actually, yes. Look, you just need to relax and spend a little time together, and talk it out, and, you know, listen. That's always a good thing.", "PAIGE: I could probably do some more listening than I've been doing.", "PIPER: You should kind of give it a try.", "PAIGE: Okay. I will. I will call him right after I'm done checking on some things.", "PIPER: No, you need to get your butt out of here! Go. The demons will show up eventually. They always do. (Piper grins. Convinced, Paige heads towards the stairs.) Good luck!", "(Flash to...)", "[INT. UNDERWORLD - XAR'S LAIR]", "(Xar's munching a huge round loaf of bread while his henchdemon Takar is busy shoving spoonfuls of gruel into his mouth.)", "XAR: I'd rather die than spend eternity hiding out in some dingy cave while the Triad luxuriates up at magic school. Their resurfacing after so long away opens old wounds.", "TAKAR: They were wrong to have excommunicated you, Xar.", "XAR: And it will be their downfall.", "TAKAR: I have no doubt. Still...", "XAR: I know their weakness, what they so desperately want: to kill The Charmed Ones, and shift the balance of power from good to evil. And the fact they just took over magic school tells me they're close.", "TAKAR: All the more reason to stay away, I think.", "XAR: But... if The Charmed Ones knew the Triad was back, they'd want them vanquished as much as I do. We just have to find a way to get them the message. Or rather, you'll have to find a way.", "TAKAR: Ugh... Still, with all due respect, maybe we should wait, see how things play out--", "XAR: No! We need to take out the Triad now, before they get the ultimate power.", "(Flash to...)", "[EXT. SIDEWALK CAFÉ - DAY]", "(Christy is ripping at her chicken leg with both hands, chewing noisily. She has barbecue sauce all over her chin.)", "(Phoebe and Billie are shamefaced...)", "(...while the other diners stare at her.)", "CHRISTY: (busy munching noisily) Mmm...", "(Phoebe's had enough.)", "PHOEBE: Okay! Utensils.", "CHRISTY: (sheepishly) Right. Sorry.", "BILLIE: No, it's okay. You're doing-- you're doing fine. You know, honey, you", "have a little-- something-- everywhere. It's fine. (Christy tries to wipe her mouth with her sleeve.) You know, um, why don't we just stick to liquids?", "CHRISTY: I'm a freak. I'm never gonna get this.", "BILLIE: Ohh... No, I-- you were raised by demons for fifteen years. You can't expect to get all this in one week. Just eat your salad.", "PHOEBE: Yeah, just... relax. Relax. Concentrate.", "(Christy concentrates on her plate of food, and sets it ablaze.)", "(Phoebe gasps.)", "BILLIE: Oh, my goodness!", "PHOEBE: Goodness. Okay. Okay, that's not--", "(Phoebe empties her glass of water on the plate, extinguishing the fire.)", "BILLIE: Well...", "PHOEBE: Maybe this was a little premature.", "BILLIE: (nods vehemently) Yeah, we need to leave. Now.", "PHOEBE: Okay. I'm gonna give you money...", "BILLIE: Thank you.", "PHOEBE: And... I'm gonna go run some errands, and I'll meet you at the house,", "okay? You're gonna get this. I promise.", "(Phoebe rapidly walks away.)", "(Christy pouts sheepishly.)", "[EXT. SIDEWALK - DAY]", "(Phoebe, walking down the sidewalk, is so busy rifling through her bag she bumps into a man.)", "PHOEBE: Oh!", "COOP: Sorry.", "PHOEBE: (distracted) It's okay, don't worry about it.", "(Phoebe keeps on walking.)", "COOP: My fault.", "(Billie watched the whole scene with great interest and runs after Phoebe.)", "BILLIE: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey! Hey, missy!", "PHOEBE: (turns to Billie) What?", "BILLIE: Hello?", "PHOEBE: What?", "BILLIE: That guy was totally hot. He was checking you out. What are you doing?", "PHOEBE: He was? I didn't even see him.", "BILLIE: I know. That's why I came over here.", "PHOEBE: Okay, let's just focus on Christy. Otherwise, we're going to have to", "deal with the wrath of Piper.", "[INT. MANOR - DINING ROOM - DAY]", "(Piper enters the room with a tray filled with champagne glasses while Billie is teaching Christy how to toast.)", "PIPER: Nobody touch these, I don't want smudges!", "BILLIE: And then, we clink.", "(Billie clinks with Christy.)", "PIPER: (to Billie) You need to wash those. I don't know if I ordered enough.", "CHRISTY: Why clink?", "BILLIE: You know, I don't really know, it's just kind of a thing. Okay, and now,", "we sip.", "(Christy drinks it all in one gulp and coughs.)", "BILLIE: That was-- that was really nice. I should've told you what sip meant.", "(Christy wipes her mouth with her sleeve again.) It's okay. No! Don't use-- napkin! Napkin.", "(Christy rips the cloth napkin under the champagne glasses, shattering them.)", "PIPER: Aah!", "BILLIE: Ohh... at least there aren't any smudges.", "PIPER: That's all right. I got it. I got it. I got it.", "(Christy's already moved on and is now fiddling with salad tongs.)", "BILLIE: (sighs) Yes, these, my friend, are salad tongs. You kinda dig in there", "and pull the salad out. Don't use your fingers.", "(Christy nods. The doorbell rings.)", "PIPER: I got it. (Piper protectively grabs a vase to protect it from Christy's", "destructive rampage.) Those are the tables. I got it.", "(Piper walks out with the vase.)", "(Christy grabs a corkscrew and plays with it. It's a lot of fun.)", "CHRISTY: What's this do?", "[INT. MANOR - FOYER/MAIN HALL - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(Piper opens the door.)", "PIPER: Okay, uh, Rick, you can just put those on the...", "(But it's not a delivery. It's the demons Takar and Ciril, dressed up as police officers.)", "TAKAR: Piper Halliwell?", "PIPER: (putting down the vase) Yes? Is there a problem?", "TAKAR: We just wanted to make sure you're all right. Can we, uh, come in?", "PIPER: Uh... why wouldn't I be all right?", "(Takar and Ciril both take a timid step in.)", "TAKAR: Have you noticed any suspicious activity lately around your home?", "PIPER: What is this about, exactly?", "CIRIL: We got word there might be an attempt on your life.", "PIPER: What?! By who?", "TAKAR: You, uh... you've come across them before.", "(Billie and Christy enter the foyer to see what is going on.)", "PIPER: \"Them\"? Who are you guys?", "(Paige walks down the stairs, holding a phone.)", "PAIGE: Ugh! Can someone please tell me if it is normal to argue with somebody", "about whether you should eat before or after you buy wedding bands?", "BILLIE: (to Christy) Hey, who are they?", "(Christy starts concentrating on the two demons.)", "(Takar gets increasingly restless.)", "TAKAR: Look, this is a friendly visit. We're just here to warn you that there", "are... beings who you thought you dealt with but haven't.", "PIPER: (raising eyebrows) Beings? Wait a second.", "CHRISTY: They're demons!", "TAKAR: The Triad's back! Beware! (Ciril freaks out and throws a fireball at Piper. She gasps and swiftly dodges it. The fireball crashes in the vase, destroying it.)", "(Piper blasts Ciril, but misses.)", "(Ciril throws another fireball at Billie and Christy. They duck. It whizzes above them, crashes in the centerpiece and sets it ablaze.)", "(Paige rushes to Christy.)", "PAIGE: Gotta get you out of here.", "CHRISTY: (concentrating) Wait.", "(As Ciril is about to hurl a third fireball, Christy grabs her temples and blasts him.)", "BILLIE: Sweet!", "(Terrified, Takar shimmers out.)", "PIPER: Did he just say Triad?!", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "PART TWO", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - KITCHEN - DAY]", "CHRISTY: I don't know. I didn't recognize them. I just got a hit they were", "demons.", "BILLIE: Gotta love that telepathy.", "PAIGE: It's too bad your power just won't tell us what they want.", "BILLIE: Well, they don't want Christy, thank god.", "PAIGE: I think they were coming to tell us about the Triad.", "PIPER: Who are supposedly dead. We thought Cole vanquished them years ago.", "CHRISTY: Are they dangerous?", "PIPER: Very.", "PAIGE: I'm not really understanding, though. Why would demons come to warn us about other demons? Yeah, I probably should just go check the book--", "PIPER: No. I can do the research. You need to talk to your fiance. We have enough firepower down here.", "PAIGE: Don't say the F word.", "BILLIE: Firepower?", "PIPER: Go.", "PAIGE: Maybe we should call the whole thing off. I mean, everything's so crazy--", "PIPER: (overlapping) Don't even think about it! Listen. The party is on, dude.", "PAIGE: Dude... the house is a mess.", "PIPER: And what else is new, okay? (to Billie and Christy) You two need to go hang out at Phoebe's until we know... something.", "PAIGE: Come on, I'll take you.", "PIPER: And then, you need to go straight to Henry, because I ain't throwing you an engagement party if you ain't engaged.", "PAIGE: Don't threaten me.", "(Flash to...)", "[INT. UNDERWORLD - XAR'S LAIR]", "(Xar's holding an athame dangerously near Takar's throat.)", "XAR: How could you fail?", "TAKAR: We didn't... exactly. We-- we warned them about the Triad, we just didn't", "get a chance to elaborate.", "XAR: Ciril was incinerated by a Charmed One?", "TAKAR: No, by another witch. Same one who knew that we were demons. They seemed very protective of her.", "XAR: (intrigued) Explain.", "TAKAR: They risked themselves so she wouldn't get hurt, even though she didn't look like she needed much protection.", "XAR: Interesting. A strange, powerful witch appears in The Charmed Ones' lives, just as the Triad is close to achieving its goal. I wonder if she's the one.", "TAKAR: I don't follow.", "XAR: When I was one of them, they spoke of going after the coming power, the ultimate power.", "TAKAR: And you think that might be her?", "XAR: If she is, we need to get her away from The Charmed Ones fast.", "TAKAR: But then they'd come after us.", "XAR: Not if they think the Triad took her. Then they'd go after them.", "(Flash to...)", "[EXT. SAN FRANCISCO - STREET - DAY]", "(Henry is contemplating the window of a jewelry store.)", "(Paige gets out of her car and runs to Henry.)", "PAIGE: Hey. Oh, my god, I'm so sorry, I'm late. Oh, no! The store's closed.", "HENRY: Yeah. Yeah. Hey, don't worry, though, I got to watch another couple pick", "up their band, it was-- it was really beautiful.", "PAIGE: So sorry. Right after we hung up, these demons attacked us, and--", "HENRY: Wait-- demons? Are you okay?", "PAIGE: Yeah, we're fine. They were, in their own special way, coming to warn us about this group called the Triad we thought were dead, but apparently aren't, which is kind of freaking us out a little bit. I'll explain more about that little thing later.", "HENRY: Paige, look, if you have too much going on, if you can't deal with this wedding right now...", "PAIGE: No, of course I can deal with the wedding, and picking up bands, and, you know, dealing with toothpaste caps and snoring and...", "HENRY: Uh... snoring?", "PAIGE: It's nothing.", "HENRY: Didn't sound like nothing.", "(Henry and Paige start walking side by side down the sidewalk.)", "PAIGE: Well, every couple has their little quirks, their issues.", "HENRY: Issues? Are you talking about not nailing down the wedding day, or are", "you talking about not having a guest list?", "PAIGE: Okay, by guest list, you're saying you're not really interested in just having a barefoot, on the beach, wedding in Fiji?", "HENRY: What? No, because I would like to lift a wedding veil, not a mosquito net when I'm gonna kiss you.", "PAIGE: (forced laugh) Does every couple go through this?", "HENRY: Hold on now. I wanna go back to the small issue here of toothpaste.", "PAIGE: What? You don't put the cap back on!", "HENRY: (scoffs) Okay, well you squeeze from the middle!", "PAIGE: Uhh! By the way, I'm not wearing a veil.", "HENRY: Why? How can you get married without wearing a veil?", "PAIGE: Well, if you want one so much, why don't you wear it?", "HENRY: I-- I...", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - DAY]", "(Billie is doing Christy's makeup.)", "CHRISTY: It's funny, I remember doing this to you when we were little.", "BILLIE: Oh, really?", "CHRISTY: Yeah. Manicure, pedicure, the works. We had fun playing dress-up.", "BILLIE: Well, I think I was a little young to remember, but I have to say, I", "know you lived in a cave and it was terrible, but it did wonders for your complexion.", "(Phoebe comes in the room with a necklace. She puts it around Christy's neck.)", "PHOEBE: There you go. Oh, sweetie, you look so beautiful.", "BILLIE: She's a total babe.", "PHOEBE: You are a total knockout.", "(The door opens and Coop barges in.)", "COOP: Oh, whoops. This isn't right. (Recognizing Phoebe) Hey... hey, I saw you", "at the café earlier, didn't I?", "PHOEBE: (defensive) Yes, you did, which makes me wonder even more what you're doing in my house!", "COOP: Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry about that. I'm new here. Must have gotten off on the wrong floor.", "BILLIE: (lifts a finger) An understandable mistake.", "PHOEBE: Why did your key work?", "COOP: (not overly concerned) Hmm. I don't know. That's a weird one.", "PHOEBE: (nods pointedly) Mmm.", "COOP: I have to talk to the broker about that. Hmm. Anyway, ladies, I apologize. Have a wonderful evening. Listen, if you ever need anything, I live right below you, so don't hesitate. Even if it is just for a... cup of sugar or something.", "(Coop closes the door.)", "PHOEBE: Mm-hmm.", "BILLIE: Okay. Blowing that hot guy off once, maybe. But he just landed in your", "apartment, and you let him leave?", "PHOEBE: You have to admit, that's kind of suspicious! I-- I mean, you must've got some sort of vibe off him, did you?", "CHRISTY: No. I thought he was cute.", "BILLIE: Yeah.", "PHOEBE: Please, what do you know? You were raised by demons, for god's sakes.", "BILLIE: All right, whatever. Come on, let's go try this dress on.", "(Christy takes the dress out of Billie's hands.)", "CHRISTY: Excuse me, I think I can dress myself by now.", "PHOEBE: Oh.", "BILLIE: Oh.", "(Christy walks to the bedroom.)", "BILLIE: Well, that's progress. A little snippy, but progress.", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - BEDROOM - DAY]", "(Christy swings the door shut, revealing Xar silently standing in the corner dressed as a member of the Triad. Christy barely has enough time to gasp before Xar smacks her violently, sending her flying all the way across the bedroom, splintering a pole of Phoebe's canopy bed.)", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - DAY]", "(The noise alerts Phoebe and Billie.)", "BILLIE: Christy?", "(They rush to the bedroom.)", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - BEDROOM - DAY]", "(As they open the door, Xar melts out, the unconscious Christy in his arms.)", "PHOEBE: The Triad.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "PART THREE", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM - DAY]", "BILLIE: How did this happen? I mean, why couldn't I stop him?", "PHOEBE: Because you just couldn't. I couldn't either. He was in there waiting", "for her.", "PIPER: And you're sure it was the Triad?", "PHOEBE: Well, it's not the kind of robe you find at Nordstrom's, you know.", "PIPER: So I don't understand. The guys that kidnapped her fifteen years ago were just front men?", "PHOEBE: Well, it kind of makes sense, especially if she's the Key to the power.", "PIPER: Which if the Triad gets, we're screwed.", "BILLIE: Well, who cares? All I care about is getting her back before they...", "PHOEBE: They won't hurt her. They need her.", "PIPER: We just need to get her back before they get whatever it is they're after.", "BILLIE: I still don't understand why those demons warned us about them.", "PIPER: Well, they don't want the Triad taking over any more than we do. They probably thought we would take them out.", "PHOEBE: You know, this might be the fight that the Angel of Destiny was talking about. And if we win...", "PIPER: (nods) We could get Leo back.", "PHOEBE: Okay, well, I'm gonna start by checking into that guy that broke into my apartment.", "BILLIE: You really think he's part of this?", "PHOEBE: Yes!", "(Phoebe walks out of the room.)", "PIPER: We're gonna get your sister back, Billie, one way or another.", "BILLIE: And Leo too.", "(Flash to...)", "[INT. UNDERWORLD - XAR'S LAIR]", "(Christy is lying on the floor, surrounded with entrapping crystals, unconscious, bound and blindfolded.)", "TAKAR: She's the ultimate power?", "XAR: Doubtful. She was too easy to take. More likely an unsuspecting conduit. Still, as long as we have her, the Triad doesn't.", "TAKAR: Do you really think The Charmed Ones will go after them instead of us?", "XAR: Shh! (whispers) That's the plan.", "TAKAR: (whispers) But what if they don't?", "XAR: Then we're dead. But that's still better than having to answer to the Triad.", "(Christy is starting to come to.)", "XAR: Ahh... finally waking, are we? Care to tell us what you know about the", "ultimate power?", "(Christy suddenly sits up, but is stopped by the crystal barrier.)", "XAR: Spunky. But you'll talk... eventually.", "[INT. LOFT APARTMENT - DAY]", "(Phoebe kicks in the door. The loft is empty.)", "PHOEBE: I knew it.", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - DAY]", "(Phoebe heads straight to the phone. As she snatches it, Coop casually creeps behind her.)", "COOP: Well, took you long enough. (Phoebe turns around and swiftly hits Coop in the chin with the phone. He falls backwards, demolishing an end table.)", "COOP: (grunts and laughs) Well, love is never having to say you're sorry.", "(As he gets up, Phoebe tries to kick him...)", "PHOEBE: Enh!", "(...but he freezes her with his opal ring.)", "COOP: That's nice. Very nice. Okay... umm... you lie awake at night. You're", "afraid you may never find love again. The best years of your life lost, battling for the greater good, but at the cost of starting your own family. Well, that ought to do it.", "(Coop flicks his hand, telekinetically moving the couch, and unfreezes Phoebe.)", "(Phoebe squeaks and falls on the couch.)", "COOP: You don't need to fight me, Phoebe. I'm on your side.", "PHOEBE: (stands up) Like hell you are.", "COOP: Just... sit down, okay? Listen. (They both sit down.) Now you're just", "thinking, how you lay awake at night, right? How you're afraid that you may never find love again? Now, it's not fair, really. I already know I'm right.", "PHOEBE: Who are you?", "COOP: I'm Cupid. I'm one of them, anyway. You can call me Coop.", "PHOEBE: (laughs) That's just great, \"Coop\". But you know what? I don't have the time for this, because I need to go find my sisters...", "COOP: You always say that, and that is exactly why I'm here. You always think that you never have time for love. You know, that's why the Elders sent me. They feel guilty, you know, about how everything got all messed up after they enlisted you. So they sent me down to help you get things back on track.", "PHOEBE: Oh. Okay. Well, you know what, I don't need help finding true love.", "COOP: Apparently you do.", "PHOEBE: Excuse me?", "COOP: You didn't even notice me at the café.", "PHOEBE: Oh, well, you know what? I didn't notice you at the café because you're- pff! You are just not cute.", "COOP: No. I'm cute. You're resistant.", "PHOEBE: Oh!", "COOP: Now, come on. How you're gonna have that future child that you were promised unless you find love first, right?", "PHOEBE: (hopeful) That's still possible?", "COOP: Not only is it possible, it's destined. We are gonna have to hurry.", "PHOEBE: But my star charts...", "COOP: All wonky. (laughs) I'm sorry. Your math stinks. Anyway, I'll show you about that later. First, we're gonna heal your heart.", "PHOEBE: N-- no. First, I need to go kill some demons, because if I don't, none of this is gonna matter. Okay?", "COOP: Wait. You're resisting.", "PHOEBE: (opening the door) You know what? You can take that bow and arrow and shove it up your, uh... And don't even try to freeze me because I will vanquish you.", "(Phoebe leaves, slamming the door shut.)", "COOP: Ooh. Well. This is gonna be tougher than I thought.", "[INT. MANOR - STAIRS - DAY]", "(Paige is walking up the stairs.)", "PAIGE: Hey, Henry. Can you please do me a huge favor? I need you to call", "everybody on the list for our party and cancel. INTERCUT WITH:", "[INT. POLICE STATION - DAY]", "HENRY: Can-- Paige, we can't cancel on them. It's tomorrow night.", "PAIGE: Look. There might not be a tomorrow night for us, okay? I have to deal", "with the Triad.", "HENRY: The Triad? Right, the Triad. You know what? I just thought... I thought we were working on it.", "PAIGE: Well, I thought we were working on it too, but sadly, they've come back. Can you please just make the call?", "HENRY: (sighs) Okay. (Henry hangs up.) Yes, ma'am. (Henry pulls the guest list sheet out of his pocket.)", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "(Paige comes in.)", "PAIGE: Hey, there. How's it going?", "PIPER: Not good. There's no known way to vanquish them.", "PAIGE: Well, that's, umm... really great news. Do you think it's odd that they", "went after Christy and didn't even try to fight us?", "PIPER: No. The Triad thinks she's the key to what they want, and once they get it, we may be obsolete. BILLIE: Power of the witches rise Course unseen across the skies Come to us who call you near Come to us and settle here", "PAIGE: How long has she been doing that?", "PIPER: Since we've been up here, and she's working on an enhancing potion to make the spell stronger.", "PAIGE: Hmm. Umm... Billie, the thing is, if that spell hasn't worked by now, it's not gonna work.", "BILLIE: I don't know what else to do. I have to do something!", "PAIGE: We're gonna get her back. Okay? I'm gonna go scry.", "(Billie nods.)", "BILLIE: Power of the witches rise Course unseen across the skies Come to us who call you near Come to us and settle here", "(Flash to...)", "[INT. UNDERWORLD - XAR'S LAIR]", "(Christy is still blindfolded, but standing now.)", "CHRISTY: (seething) You have no idea who you're dealing with!", "XAR: I may not know exactly who you are, but I know you have something the", "Triad's been wanting for a very long time, and it brings me untold joy to think that I'll ruin their plan just as it's about to reach fruition.", "CHRISTY: (screams) Let me out of here!", "TAKAR: We're not going to get anything out of her.", "XAR: No matter. We just need to hold onto her until the battle between The Charmed Ones and the Triad is over. Then we'll see who's left standing. (Christy concentrates and incinerates the ropes that have her tied. She rips off the blindfold from her eyes.)", "(Christy puts her hands to her temples and emits a high-pitched shriek.)", "(Christy's formidable power blows up the crystal barrier imprisoning her. The crystal barrier explodes, immolating Takar and hurling Xar across the chamber.)", "CHRISTY: Now... it's your turn.", "(Christy, enraged, walks towards Xar.)", "(Christy disappears in a swirl of magical orbs.)", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "(Christy materializes in a swirl of magical orbs.)", "(Christy continues to walk menacingly until she realizes she is back at the manor.)", "BILLIE: Christy?", "CHRISTY: What-- what happened?", "BILLIE: It worked!", "(Billie hugs Christy.)", "CHRISTY: (stutters) I-- I was in a cage, umm... I got out, but then they came", "after me again... and then I was here.", "PIPER: What did they want, did they say?", "CHRISTY: I don't know. I was scared.", "BILLIE: That's okay. You're safe now.", "PIPER: Well, the Triad is gonna figure out where she is sooner or later. We need to stop them while we have a chance.", "PAIGE: Okay, I'm gonna go get Phoebe.", "(Paige orbs out.)", "PIPER: (to Christy) Are you okay?", "CHRISTY: Yeah, I just need to... lie down.", "BILLIE: Yeah. Come on, let's go.", "CHRISTY: (hastily) No, it's okay. You stay here and help her. I'll be fine.", "(Christy smiles, and then leaves.)", "(Piper and Billie exchange a look. They feel something's not quite right.)", "[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY - DAY]", "(Christy slowly walks to the conservatory, making sure no one's around.)", "(She concentrates.)", "(Suddenly, The Triad appears before her.)", "CHRISTY: Somebody's impersonating you.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "PART FOUR", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY - DAY]", "(We continue exactly where we left off.)", "ASMODEUS (TRIAD): What do you mean, impersonating us? How do you know?", "CHRISTY: Will you keep your voice down? I don't want them to find us together.", "CANDOR (TRIAD): I always said this plan was taking too long. We should just", "attack The Charmed Ones while we're here.", "ASMODEUS (TRIAD): No. We don't have the power yet.", "BALIEL (TRIAD): And we're not strong enough without it.", "CANDOR (TRIAD): We don't know that. Besides, someone's already exposed us.", "ASMODEUS (TRIAD): Yes. The real question is, who?", "BALIEL (TRIAD): Who else? It has to be Xar.", "CHRISTY: Xar? Who's Xar?", "ASMODEUS (TRIAD): A demon, who was once one of us.", "CANDOR (TRIAD): But one whom we banished.", "BALIEL (TRIAD): And one who's been looking to avenge that for decades. He's the only one that knows our ways and our desires.", "CANDOR (TRIAD): So what, he's been sabotaging us?", "ASMODEUS (TRIAD): Undoubtedly, so he won't have to answer to us. Xar would do anything to keep that from happening.", "CHRISTY: Well, he may have already succeeded. The Charmed Ones are after you now. Which means I may never get Billie back.", "ASMODEUS (TRIAD): Yes, you will, just as we promised. You're still the Key, and you're still in perfect position.", "BALIEL (TRIAD): You're her sister, Christy. Soon, you will show her the way.", "CANDOR (TRIAD): If we can stop Xar from doing any more damage.", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "(Billie's scrying with her computer. Piper closes the Book of Shadows. Apparently their search hasn't been successful so far.)", "(Paige orbs in with Phoebe.)", "BILLIE: Hey, how'd it go? Was the hot guy a Triad?", "PHOEBE: He's worse. He's a Cupid.", "BILLIE: A what?", "PHOEBE: A Cupid. The Elders sent him down here to help me find true love. How", "insulting is that?", "PAIGE: Well, maybe they figure they owe you.", "PIPER: Well, I wish they'd help with the Triads first, because I have no idea how to vanquish them.", "PAIGE: Well, what did Cole do?", "PHOEBE: Well, I don't know. He was a really powerful demon. Probably just as powerful as they were. You know what, Cole is my longest relationship. Is that pathetic or what?", "PIPER: Actually, you might be onto something. Maybe we need a demon to vanquish them.", "BILLIE: Are you kidding? Where are we gonna find one of those?", "PIPER: Well, I don't think we need to, if we just get the Triads to kill each other.", "PAIGE: Uh... how do you propose we do that?", "PIPER: I dunno, I'm makin' this up as I go.", "PHOEBE: Well, what if we don't get them all?", "PIPER: I don't think we need to. If we just kill one, then we weaken the collective.", "PAIGE: Kind of like us.", "PIPER: Exactly.", "PHOEBE: It's still dicey.", "PIPER: Dicey's all we got.", "BILLIE: Well, we better do something fast, or we're not gonna be able to save Christy.", "PAIGE: Or Leo, for that matter. I mean, if the Triad really is the big threat.", "PHOEBE: Then we're in for a huge battle.", "PIPER: Which means, I need to get the kids out of here.", "(Piper gets up.)", "PAIGE: Oh, and I need to go see Henry.", "(Paige gets up.)", "PIPER: No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Can't it wait?", "PAIGE: No, it can't. Look. If something happens to me, I don't want the last", "thing Henry remembers about us is arguing.", "PIPER: Well, we don't have a lot of time.", "PAIGE: I need to do this. Sorry.", "PIPER: Hurry.", "(Paige leaves.)", "(Everyone exchange glances and sighs.)", "(Flash to...)", "[INT. UNDERWORLD - XAR'S LAIR]", "XAR: How did you find me?", "(Xar slowly turns around, facing the Triad.)", "ASMODEUS (TRIAD): The witch led us to you, Xar. You should have killed her while", "you had the chance.", "XAR: You know me better than that, Asmodeus. I wanted to find out why you needed her. You look tired, old friend. The stress of so many years on the run, no doubt.", "CANDOR (TRIAD): Those days are behind us.", "XAR: Perhaps. But the days ahead are few, thanks to me. You'll never save yourselves from The Charmed Ones.", "BELIAL (TRIAD): That remains to be seen.", "XAR: Does it? If you had the power to take them on, you would've done so by now. You need more. But now it's too late.", "ASMODEUS (TRIAD): Your hubris has always been your undoing, Xar. Even in the end.", "(Candor conjures an energy sphere.)", "XAR: See you in the wasteland.", "(Candor throws the energy sphere at Xar, who remains impassive as he explodes.)", "BELIAL (TRIAD): He's right. The Charmed Ones will be coming for us, and without", "the power, we'll never be able to defeat them.", "CANDOR (TRIAD): We don't know that. Besides, we only have to take one out to weaken their Power of Three.", "BELIAL (TRIAD): But that's our weakness too. That's why we embarked in the plan all those years ago to use Christy. Without the power, we are too closely matched to ensure success.", "CANDOR (TRIAD): But we don't have a choice, now, do we? It's kill or be killed now.", "(Flash to...)", "[INT. POLICE STATION - NIGHT]", "(Paige enters and quickly walks to Henry.)", "PAIGE: Ahh... Henry.", "HENRY: (smiling) Hey.", "PAIGE: Hey.", "HENRY: What are you doing here?", "PAIGE: Uh... I need to talk to you.", "HENRY: Okay.", "PAIGE: (grabbing Henry) Will you come with me?", "HENRY: Yeah, yeah. Wait. Is there something wrong? Are you all right?", "(Paige drags Henry out in the hallway.)", "PAIGE: Eeh... I'm okay. Well, uh, no, not really. Umm... I just really wanted to", "see you just in case.", "HENRY: Wait, wait, wait. Paige. What's wrong?", "PAIGE: We're going up against the Triad.", "HENRY: What does that mean?", "PAIGE: Well, it means, if we win this battle, it will be a very, very good thing, and we can get Leo back, and everything will be super happy and perfect and I won't even care if you leave the cap off the toothpaste.", "HENRY: What if you don't win? (Paige shrugs silently.) All right, I'm going with you. We'll do it together. I can't sit here and do nothing.", "PAIGE: You can't. It has to be just the three of us.", "HENRY: (nods) All right. When you get back, I'm gonna marry you as soon as I can. At the engagement party.", "PAIGE: You were supposed to cancel it.", "HENRY: I guess I didn't.", "(Paige takes a step forward and kisses Henry.)", "[INT. MANOR - WYATT'S BEDROOM - NIGHT]", "(Phoebe walks in pensively. She picks up Wyatt's teddy bear.)", "COOP: (loudly) Hey!", "PHOEBE: (gasps) You scared me.", "COOP: Uh, I'm sorry. (rubbing hands) So, when are we gonna get started?", "PHOEBE: (holding teddy bear) Don't you have someone else's love life to meddle", "in?", "COOP: No. I'm all yours. I mean, yeah, sure, normally we've got forty, fifty jobs, but the Elders thought that you deserved to have me all to yourself.", "PHOEBE: (sarcastic) Lucky me. Uh... you know what? I'm just really busy right now and I have big issues to deal with, so...", "COOP: Yeah. I know. I know. And, uh, you're gonna get through this. And then we're gonna get to work.", "PHOEBE: Has anyone ever told you that you are a big pain in the butt?", "COOP: Mmm, no. I'm a Cupid. Hey. Good luck.", "(Coop's heart emits a pink glow that eventually absorbs his body. He disappears.)", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - NIGHT]", "(Piper, Paige, Billie and Christie are working on their plan. Phoebe comes in.)", "PHOEBE: Anything?", "BILLIE: Well, we think they're at magic school. We found a very high", "concentration of energy there.", "PHOEBE: So that means we have to fight them there?", "PAIGE: Does it really matter where we fight them?", "PIPER: Okay, let's go over the plan again.", "PAIGE: Divide and conquer, right, that's the plan?", "PHOEBE: So I can draw out their power...", "PIPER: And I will freeze one of them.", "PHOEBE: They are upper-level demons, so they won't freeze for long.", "PAIGE: They only have to stay frozen long enough for me to orb the last one into position.", "BILLIE: You know, do you guys think I should go with you? I mean, my projection power could really help.", "PHOEBE: No. You have to stay here and protect your sister. And you also have to call the Elders if we don't come back.", "PIPER: Ready?", "PAIGE: Nope, but let's do it anyway.", "(Paige stands up. Phoebe and Piper join her. They link hands and orb out.)", "BILLIE: Whatever happens, we're gonna stick together.", "CHRISTY: (smiling) Yeah, right, of course. That's what sisters are for, right?", "(As Billie looks away, Christy's smile fades.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "PART FIVE", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL - NIGHT]", "(The Triad form a triangle. Energy suspended above their heads spark and glow.)", "(The three sisters orb beneath a table, out of the Triad's sight.)", "PHOEBE: (whispering) Okay. How are we supposed to divide and conquer that?", "PAIGE: (whispering) Maybe we should try to blast 'em while they're distracted.", "PIPER: I don't think it'll even faze them.", "(Phoebe walks to the left.)", "PHOEBE: I'll distract 'em.", "(But the Triad notices the sisters' presence.)", "PIPER: Too late.", "(Candor throws an energy sphere at Piper. Piper blasts it, but the force of the explosion pushes Piper and Paige against the wall, and flings Phoebe down the hallway.)", "PIPER: Phoebe?", "PHOEBE: Yeah. Go. (Phoebe runs down the hallway. Asmodeus throws an energy sphere at her, but misses as she throws herself to the floor.)", "(Candor chases her.)", "CANDOR (TRIAD): I've got her.", "ASMODEUS (TRIAD): No! We're stronger together!", "PAIGE: (shouts) Hey!", "(Asmodeus throws an energy sphere at Paige. She orbs away just before the energy sphere hits her.)", "PIPER: (raising) Yoo-hoo.", "(Baliel throws an energy sphere at her. Piper freezes them.)", "(Asmodeus and Baliel's movements slow to a blurry crawl.)", "PIPER: Paige, now.", "(Paige orbs behind Asmodeus and Baliel.)", "PAIGE: Triad guy!", "(Waving her hand, Paige orbs Asmodeus right in front of Baliel's frozen energy sphere.)", "(Piper unfreezes them.)", "(Baliel's energy sphere vanquishes Asmodeus.)", "BELIAL: (screams) Nooo!", "(Piper triple blasts Belial.)", "BELIAL: No!", "(The third blast vanquishes Belial.)", "(Candor walks up in the hallway just in time to see Belial being vanquished. He immobilizes.)", "(Phoebe steps out of the study, behind Candor.)", "PHOEBE: Looking for me?", "(Candor turns around.)", "(Candor turns the other way, only to see Paige and Piper in front of him.)", "(He's cornered.)", "(Candor silently dissolves into the floor.)", "PAIGE: (to Phoebe) You okay?", "PHOEBE: Yeah. I can't believe we did it.", "PIPER: Well, two out of three.", "PAIGE: (uncertain) Well, that's all we needed, right? That means we won.", "PIPER: Well, if we won, where's Leo? I mean, he should be here. I don't", "understand what went wrong.", "PHOEBE: Maybe nothing. Maybe there's a bigger threat out there.", "[INT. MANOR - MAIN HALL - NIGHT]", "(The sisters orb in.)", "PIPER: I don't understand. What could possibly be a bigger threat than the Triad?", "(Billie and Christy walk down the stairs.)", "CHRISTY: Is everything okay?", "PHOEBE: Well, yeah. We got the Triad, but we do think that there's a bigger", "threat out there.", "CHRISTY: (uneasy) Did they say that?", "PIPER: No, they didn't have to. Leo would be here.", "BILLIE: I'm so sorry, Piper.", "PAIGE: You know, you're gonna get Leo back.", "(Piper nods.)", "PIPER: Well, in the meantime, we have an engagement to celebrate.", "PAIGE: Oh, well, I've been thinking about that, actually, and I will do it on", "one condition. If we can just turn it into a wedding instead. (The light dims slightly... and the room freezes.)", "(Except Christy.)", "(Candor materializes. Christy walks to him.)", "CHRISTY: What are we supposed to do now?", "CANDOR (TRIAD): We stay the course.", "CHRISTY: But how, without the others?", "CANDOR (TRIAD): It was never about us. It was always about you. (Candor sighs.)", "We've taught you all we know, shown you the way. Now you must go forward alone, to fulfill your destiny. To unite with the ultimate power.", "CHRISTY: Billie.", "CANDOR (TRIAD): This isn't the course either one of us wanted to take, but we don't have a choice now. The end result is all that matters. You must save your sister.", "(Candor disappears into the floor.)", "(Christy gets back into position.)", "(The room unfreezes.)", "PIPER: Well, absolutely. Although it is kind of short notice. I might need some", "magical assistance.", "PHOEBE: (thrilled) Let's do it.", "(The sisters and Billie leave the room, but Christy stays still.)", "(Billie stops mid-way and turns to Christy.)", "BILLIE: Christy, what's wrong?", "CHRISTY: Oh. Nothing. I'm fine.", "(Christy follows Billie.)", "(Fade to...)", "[INT. MANOR - PIPER'S BEDROOM - DAY]", "(Paige is sitting at the vanity with her hair in curlers, finishing her makeup.)", "(Piper and Phoebe walk to Paige in their bridesmaids' dresses.)", "PHOEBE: Are you nervous?", "PAIGE: Surprisingly, no.", "PIPER: You're not ready.", "PAIGE: (takes a deep sigh) I am just kind of stunned this is happening.", "PHOEBE: Well, believe it.", "PIPER: Sure you don't want to wear my dress?", "PAIGE: Yeah. Yeah, I am.", "PIPER: All right. Let's go conjure you a very special dress.", "(Phoebe and Piper leave the room, leaving Paige in front of the vanity. She looks peaceful.)", "(Fade to...)", "[INT. MANOR - DINING ROOM - DAY]", "(Downstairs, the house is decorated for a wedding.)", "(Wyatt's busy swiping a little icing off the wedding cake.)", "(Henry walks to him and crouches.)", "HENRY: Hey, Wyatt, how are you? Are you-- hey, what are you doing? You want cake,", "don't you?", "WYATT: Yeah.", "HENRY: I want cake too. Go ahead. You can have that. Let me get my own. Is it good?", "WYATT: (eats and nods) Yeah.", "HENRY: (swipes a little icing too) All right. Here, take another one real quick. Quick, before anyone sees. (And so Wyatt does.) Yeah! All right. Let's go before anyone sees.", "(Henry stands up, and enters...)", "[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(...the conservatory with Wyatt.)", "(The conservatory is full with guests that eagerly await the start of the ceremony.)", "HENRY: Hi, everybody. (To Wyatt) There you go. Stand right over there.", "MAN: (To Wyatt) Here you go, buddy.", "(Billie and Christy come in, both smiling.)", "BILLIE: So, how do you feel?", "CHRISTY: Like I'm ready to take on the world.", "(Billie and Christy sit on empty chairs on the first row.)", "(Piper and Phoebe come in. Piper's holding Chris.)", "PHOEBE: I wish Leo was here.", "PIPER: He is.", "(As Phoebe walks down the aisle, she bumps into a strategically placed elbow.)", "(Phoebe turns and sees a delighted Coop.)", "COOP: Oh. Sorry. How's it going?", "PHOEBE: Did someone invite you here?", "COOP: What, are you kidding me? I love weddings.", "(Piper gives Chris to Billie.)", "[INT. MANOR - STAIRS - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(The stairs' bannister is covered with flowers.)", "(Paige walks down the stairs, wearing a lovely white dress... and no veil.)", "(We hear murmurs and subdued laughs.)", "[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(Paige enters the room. The crowd stands up.)", "[SLOW MOTION]", "(Paige walks to Henry, smiling.)", "(Paige gives Piper her bouquet.)", "[RESUME MOTION]", "(The crowd sits back.)", "(Shot of Coop sitting down with the rest of the crowd.)", "(Paige stops right in front of Henry.)", "HENRY: (smiling) You look beautiful.", "PAIGE: (smiling) And you look very handsome.", "MINISTER: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join Henry and Paige in", "holy matrimony, in the presence of family and friends. The union of two lives as one is a sacred bond, both solemn and joyful, embracing all that you are, and all that you will be. (We slowly fade to Henry smiling... to Paige smiling widely... to Piper and Phoebe beaming with joy... to Billie and Christy... to Wyatt... and to Coop.)", "MINISTER: On this day of your marriage, know that everything we love deeply becomes part of us. The trick is learning to receive this love with as much understanding as you give it, and knowing this, you can begin a life together with an open mind and heart.", "(Fade to Paige.)", "PAIGE: ...and I vow to honor, to love, and to cherish you each and every day...", "(Fade to Henry.)", "HENRY: ...through all the seasons of life, the good times, the bad times, I vow", "to cherish you each and every day...", "(Piper smiles widely.)", "(Paige and Henry exchange wedding rings.)", "PAIGE: I do.", "HENRY: I do.", "MINISTER: You may now kiss the bride.", "(Henry and Paige kiss.)", "(The crowd stands up and applauds.)", "(The camera goes backwards as we slowly...)", "FADE TO BLACK" ]	Charmed	08x16	Engaged and Confused	bunniefuu
Charmed_08x17.json	[ "Two former students of Leo's from Magic School turn up at the manor to inform the Charmed Ones that demons that Leo had imprisoned in the Magic School dungeons have escaped and are seeking revenge. Christy tries to get Billie away from the sisters, and Billie wants Christy to reunite with her parents. Paige goes on her honeymoon, and Coop continues to follow Phoebe. One of the demons is eventually vanquished by Piper and the students sending him to the Astral Plane in a perpetual vanquish, but beforehand, the two demons kill Billie and Christy's parents under orders from Candor, the last remaining member of the Triad. In retaliation, Christy vanquishes him, but he claims that by doing so she passed her final test." ]	[ "[TRIQUETRA]", "[Scenes from 8X16: Engaged and Confused]", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT -- DAY]", "(The door opens and Coop walks in. Phoebe, Christy and Billie are sitting on the couch. Phoebe gets to her feet.)", "COOP: Oh, whoops. This isn't right.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(Phoebe and Coop talk.)", "PHOEBE: Who are you?", "FLASH TO:", "[LOGO: TRIQUETRA]", "ROSE MCGOWAN (NARRATOR): (v.o.) Previously on \"Charmed\" ...", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - DAY]", "(Coop explains who he is.)", "COOP: Oh, I'm Cupid. You can call me \"Coop.\"", "PHOEBE: I don't need help finding true love.", "COOP: (counters) Apparently you do.", "TRIQUETRA FLASH TO:", "[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY - DAY]", "(Paige descends the stairs in her wedding dress.)", "(Cut to: Henry slips the wedding band on Paige's finger.)", "PAIGE: I do.", "HENRY: I do.", "TRIQUETRA FLASH TO:", "[Scene from 8X10: Vaya Con Leos]", "[INT. UNDERWORLD - CAVE - NIGHT]", "(Piper tearfully explains things to Leo.)", "PIPER: It's just our screwed up destiny and I have to lose you to save you.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(Leo is in a cryogenic chamber. It flashes and freezes Leo inside.)", "(Piper covers her eyes with her hands.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "ANGEL OF DESTINY: If you prevail, he will be returned.", "TRIQUETRA FLASH TO:", "[Scene from 8X09: Hulkus Pocus]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - STUDY - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(Billie talks with Emrick.)", "BILLIE: What I want is to find the demon that took my sister fifteen years ago.", "[Scene from 8X11: Mr. and Mrs. Witch]", "[INT. MANOR - DINING ROOM -- EVENING]", "(Billie talks with her parents.)", "BILLIE: I remember a month after she was taken, you guys went back to your", "pretty little lives like nothing ever happened.", "CARL JENKINS: You were five. What do you know?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. DORM ROOM - DAY]", "(Billie vows to her mother.)", "BILLIE: I'm gonna find her, mom.", "TRIQUETRA FLASH TO:", "[Scene from 8X15: The Last Temptation of Christy]", "[Voice over from 8X16: Engaged and Confused]", "[INT MANOR - PHOEBE'S BEDROOM - DAY]", "(Billie kneels down in front of her.)", "BILLIE: Christy, it's okay, you're safe now.", "(Sniffling, Christy raises her head and looks at Billie.)", "XAR: (v.o.) A strange, powerful witch appears in the Charmed Ones' lives, just", "as the Triad is close to achieving its goal.", "[INT. UNDERWORLD - LAIR]", "(Candor talks with the other Triad.)", "CANDOR (TRIAD): It's kill or be killed now.", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - HALLWAY - DAY]", "(Candor sinks back into the floor, vanishing.)", "PHOEBE: I can't believe we did it!", "PIPER: Two out of three.", "[INT. MANOR - MAIN HALL - DAY]", "(Candor appears to Christy in the center of the other witches, all frozen.)", "CANDOR (TRIAD): Now you must fulfill your destiny to unite with the ultimate", "power.", "CHRISTY: Billie ...", "FADE TO", "END OF PREVIOUSLY ON", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - FOYER -- DAY]", "(The doorbell rings. Paige opens the door to Phoebe who is digging through her bag looking for something. Phoebe enters the house)", "PHOEBE: Ugh! I can't find my keys.", "(Paige shuts the door behind her.)", "PAIGE: Oh, that's okay, 'cause you know, it's only an hour or so before I leave", "for my honeymoon.", "(Phoebe puts her arm around Paige's shoulders as they walk to the main hall.)", "PHOEBE: Sorry ... Mrs. Mitchell!", "PAIGE: Oh, no, no, no. I'm keeping my own last name.", "PHOEBE: Really? You're not even gonna hyphenate it?", "PAIGE: Matthews-Mitchell? I'm thinking it sounds like a law firm.", "PHOEBE: Yeah.", "PAIGE: Yeah. So, uh ... How's Cupid?", "PHOEBE: You mean Coop? He's fine, but don't ask.", "PAIGE: What? I thought you said he was cute.", "PHOEBE: He is cute, but he is also a magical pain in the -", "(Phoebe turns to look at the dining room and is shocked.)", "PHOEBE: Wow! Look at this spread!", "(The dining room table is filled with lots of breakfast dishes.)", "PAIGE: Yeah, it's something, isn't it.", "(Paige quickly takes a seat at the table. Billie, Christy, Wyatt and Chris are already seated.)", "PIPER: Oh, it's nothing. It's just kinda to wish Paige \"bon voyage.\"", "CHRISTY: (mutters) It's been like this all week.", "PIPER: Besides, it's nice to have company again, you know, considering most people in my life are moving on or moving out.", "PAIGE: (to Phoebe) I'm thinking she means us.", "(Piper turns and looks at Billie and Christy.)", "PIPER: Waffles, sweetie?", "CHRISTY: (telepathically) When'll you rescue me from this?", "BILLIE: Christy!", "(Wyatt looks at them.)", "PHOEBE: Hey, no telepathy at the table.", "(Piper clears her throat.)", "CHRISTY: Sorry.", "PAIGE: Hey, have you guys checked into any of these rumors about students", "being attacked at Magic School, because, you know, if you need any help with that, I can stay.", "PHOEBE: Paige.", "(Paige gets a look from Phoebe.)", "PAIGE: I'm just saying. (sighs dramatically, drops it and gets to her feet)", "Fine. I am just a jingle away if you need me. Um -- I'll be in Bora Bora, which is two hours behind, so don't wake me unless you absolutely have to. But it's okay if you have to, you know, it's okay.", "PIPER: All right, stop it, it's time for gifts.", "(Phoebe gives Paige an envelope.)", "PHOEBE: Oh, yeah. Happy honeymoon, from all of us.", "(Smiling, Paige opens the envelope. Her smile fades.)", "PAIGE: Um, there's nothing in here.", "BILLIE: Exactly. Nothing. As in no demons.", "PIPER: And no warlocks, no complications, a honeymoon that is completely", "free of distractions.", "PHOEBE: Except Henry.", "PIPER: And, before you say anything, don't worry, Phoebe, Billy and I have things completely under control. And, you know, Christy's doing just fine too,", "CHRISTY: You think?", "PIPER: Oh, yeah, are you kidding? With the progress you've made? (Piper grabs the pitcher of orange juice to pour when -", "(Suddenly everyone stops moving.)", "(Everyone, except Christy.)", "(Christy looks up and around the room. The room is considerably darker.)", "(Candor rises from the ground and materializes in the doorway between the dining room and the conservatory.)", "(Christy turns around and gets up.)", "CHRISTY: What are you doing here?", "CANDOR (TRIAD): Your purpose is to lure your sister away from The Charmed", "Ones -- not become enmeshed yourself.", "CHRISTY: I don't need you to tell me how to do my job. Now go! Now! (Candor slips back down into the floor and vanishes. Christy turns and takes her seat at the table.)", "TIME RESUMES", "(Everyone unfreezes and the room gets brighter.)", "PIPER: ... you're practically one of us.", "(Phoebe nods. Wyatt nods, too.)", "(Christy doesn't seem all that thrilled.)", "FADE TO", "END OF TEASER", "ROLL TITLE CREDITS", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - STAIRS -- DAY]", "(Paige pulls her suitcase down the stairs while the girls follow behind her, each carrying another suitcase.)", "PIPER: Are you sure you need this much stuff for Tahiti?", "PAIGE: Well, you know, it's kind of more for me staying over at Henry's ... forever! Mmph!", "(And with a final push, she gets the suitcase down in the main hall.)", "PIPER: Well, I hope he's got a big closet. (to Christy) Although that does", "leave more room for your stuff.", "CHRISTY: Oh -- I don't ... have any stuff.", "PIPER: Well you will have stuff. Every girl needs stuff. We've got tons of stuff, you can have some of our stuff. You gotta wear something.", "(Christy and Billie look at each other.)", "CHRISTY: (telepathically) Help.", "PAIGE: I guess I'd better go. Don't wanna miss my honeymoon. You sure", "you're gonna be okay without me?", "PIPER: Well, we won't know until you're gone.", "(Paige stares at Piper. Piper breaks into a smile.)", "PIPER: I'm just kidding. Go, have a good time. Don't worry.", "PAIGE: Okay. I'll go. I'll have fun. I'll wear my sun block. Bye, guys.", "(Billie waves bye. Paige orbs herself and all her suitcases out.)", "PIPER: (affectionately) She's gonna drive Henry crazy.", "BILLIE: (sympathetically) Yeah.", "(Upstairs, Chris cries.)", "PIPER: Oh, excuse me.", "(Piper turns and heads upstairs.)", "(When she's gone, Christy is quiet. She turns and walks into the sitting room.)", "BILLIE: Are you okay?", "CHRISTY: Yeah. Yeah, no. I'm fine. I -- I just kind of feel like, you know, that", "that should be us. Yeah, moving out and finding our own place.", "BILLIE: What? Why? This place is great. Plus, we have Book of Shadows, we have potion ingredients and -", "CHRISTY: Piper ... look, she's great, okay? Really. But part of me feels like ... (quietly) ... she's using us. And I'm gonna explode if she feeds me any more food.", "BILLIE: She's just trying to help.", "CHRISTY: I know, but she's not our mom.", "BILLIE: Speaking of which, mom and dad are in town right now and they wanna see you, they've already come out here twice.", "CHRISTY: Billie ...", "(Christy sits down on the sofa.)", "BILLIE: Come on, can't you just, like, meet them for lunch today? Their plane", "leaves tonight. Start to get to know them.", "CHRISTY: I can't.", "BILLIE: Why not?", "CHRISTY: Because I'm still angry at them. I know it doesn't make any sense, but part of me feels like they ... abandoned me. I'm just not ... ready to see them right now, okay?", "(Piper comes down the stairs with Chris.)", "PIPER: Little guy is hungry. Hey! How about lunch?", "BILLIE: I can't, I'm meeting my parents.", "PIPER: Oh, okay. Christy, what about you?", "(Christy turns around and smiles stiffly at Piper. Grinning, Piper turns and heads for the kitchen.)", "(Christy turns and smiles stiffly at Billie.)", "(PRE-LAP) CHRISTY: (v.o.) I swear to God, I think she's trying to kill me.", "WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - STUDY -- DAY]", "(Christy complains to Candor.)", "CHRISTY: It's like death by dinner. Do you know how hard it is to smile when", "you're nauseous?", "CANDOR (TRIAD): Then leave. And take your sister with you.", "CHRISTY: It's not that simple. I have to draw Billie out without her knowing it.", "CANDOR (TRIAD): Or letting yourself be drawn in and the longer you take, the greater the chance you'll be distracted from our ultimate goal.", "CHRISTY: That's not gonna happen. Piper's mothering will see to that.", "(Off Screen, someone screams in agony.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(The torturing of an innocent is in progress. Noxon Demons, Rondok and Pator, use a demonic cattle prod on a young witch and ex-student, Ryan. He writhes in terrible pain on the floor as the demons ZAP him.)", "RYAN: Aaaaaagh!", "RONDOK: (gloats) The shoe's on the other foot now, isn't it, huh?", "RYAN: Aagh!", "RONDOK: How's it feel, witch?", "CANDOR (TRIAD): (o.s.) What the hell is going on?", "(They turn and see Candor and Christy approach. Ryan pants and sees them.)", "CANDOR (TRIAD): No one is to be here.", "RONDOK: Back off, old man!", "(Candor swings his arm and magically throws Rondok up against the wall, pinning him there and crushing him. Rondok grunts.)", "CANDOR (TRIAD): I am Candor, a Triad, and I will not be disparaged by the likes of you. (Candor makes a fist and squeezes. Rondok's breath tightens. He grunts from pain.)", "(Meanwhile, Ryan is on the floor watching.)", "(Christy stands on the side watching.)", "(Rondok continues to grunt from under the pressure. Rondok's breathing gets faster, angry pain crosses his face and he drops his cattle prod.)", "ANGLE - THE WITCH, RYAN", "(Seeing his opportunity, Ryan quickly scrambles past Christy and out the Great Hall.)", "BACK TO SCENE", "(Rondok sees Ryan escape.)", "RONDOK: (barks to Pator) Stop him!", "(Pator takes a step to chase after him, but Candor holds a hand out and stops him.)", "CANDOR (TRIAD): Let him go!", "(Pator stops.)", "CANDOR (TRIAD): Don't you know we're trying to change the world here?", "Your witch is nothing compared to that.", "RONDOK: That witch spent a year torturing us. We deserve our revenge!", "CANDOR (TRIAD): And you shall have it. But not here and not now. (Waving both hands, Candor shimmers both Rondok and Pator out of the Great Hall.)", "CANDOR (TRIAD): (to Christy) Now, then. Back to your sister.", "(He smiles at her.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. HOTEL (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. HOTEL ROOM - DAY]", "(Billie talks with her parents, Helen and Carl Jenkins.)", "HELEN JENKINS: (upset) Why wouldn't she wanna see us?", "(She sighs.)", "HELEN JENKINS: I just don't understand.", "BILLIE: I know, mom. You know, she's just been through a lot.", "CARL JENKINS: Well, it's obvious to me she still blames us.", "HELEN JENKINS: Well then why can't she talk to us and tell us that then?", "Wait. Billie, is she still hearing voices?", "BILLIE: No, no. But you know Piper was just saying how much progress she's made. I don't know, when it comes to you guys, there's just something holding her back.", "HELEN JENKINS: (hopeful) You think maybe there's a chance she might get over that \"something\" by tonight? You can tell her we'll meet her anywhere for however long. I just -- I would just talk to her on the phone -", "(Her voice breaks. Carl puts his arms around her.)", "CARL JENKINS: we just want some kind of contact.", "BILLIE: I know. I know. And I've tried talking to her, I -- (She sighs.) Let", "me just see what I can do.", "(Billie hugs her mom.)", "HELEN JENKINS: Thank you, honey.", "BILLIE: You're welcome.", "(Billie heads for the door.)", "CARL JENKINS: Billie, look. I need you to tell Christy something for me, okay?", "Tell her we love her. We do. But that I won't keep putting your mother through this. I can't. If she won't see us now, we're not flying out here again.", "(Billie nods, turns and heads out.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. SIDEWALK - DAY]", "(Phoebe is walking along the sidewalk. She passes by a parked taxi cab with a KQSF 108.6 ad on the roof.)", "(Coop steps out from nowhere and joins her.)", "PHOEBE: (groans) Okay. Oh, no. Not you again.", "COOP: Yep, me again. Can't run for long, Phoebe, you know that.", "(Phoebe puts her ear phones in her ear.)", "PHOEBE: Oh. Does it look like I'm running? Because I'm not running. I'm", "walking.", "(She crosses the street. After a beat, Coop follows her.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT -- DAY]", "(The door opens and Phoebe returns home. She's carrying a plastic bag of sundries. Coop is already there, sitting in a chair, waiting for her.)", "COOP: All right, so answer me this. When's the last time you had a date?", "(Phoebe closes the front door, passes Coop and heads for the kitchen.)", "PHOEBE: I have dates all the time, thank you very much.", "COOP: (scoffs) Come on, I mean a real date. You know, one that takes your", "breath away, where it's the first thing that you think about when you wake up in the morning.", "PHOEBE: Actually, it hasn't been that long.", "COOP: Yeah? How long?", "PHOEBE: Uh - well -- it's, uh -- (She thinks about it. After a long, long moment, it's apparent, she can't remember. Coop chuckles.)", "PHOEBE: Okay, you know what? Maybe it has, but -- So what?", "(She grabs stuff from the plastic bag.)", "COOP: Christ, it's not natural. Especially not for you. I mean, you're all about", "love. You always have been. I mean, now you're resisting it and you don't even realize it.", "PHOEBE: Okay, you just have it all figured out.", "(Phoebe heads for the bedroom.)", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - BEDROOM - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(She opens the door and finds Coop sitting in her bead, leaning up against the headboard.)", "COOP: It's my job. It's what I do.", "(Phoebe sighs heavily. As Coop talks, she puts her stuff away.)", "COOP: You know? It's not your fault, Phoebe. You made a lot of sacrifices for", "the greater good and they've taken their toll. But ... that's why the Elders sent me.", "(He gets up.)", "COOP: To help.", "(Phoebe turns around. Coop raises his hand over Phoebe's heart and his Cupid's ring glows. A golden shimmer starts from Phoebe's heart and completely covers her, blocking Coop.)", "PHOEBE: Okay. What is that? What are you doing?", "(Coop chuckles.)", "COOP: I'm not doing anything. It's what you're doing. It's coming from your", "heart.", "(He stops.)", "COOP: I don't know, some kind of an energy field in you. Uh, a block. It's", "preventing you from even being open to love. Well, any idea what's causing it?", "PHOEBE: No. I didn't even know I had it.", "COOP: Well, all the more reason to get going.", "PHOEBE: Get going where -- ? Where are we going?", "COOP: To figure out what's causing the block. Ready?", "(He takes her hands and with a flash, they're gone.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. DEXTER'S LOFT - DAY -- PAST]", "NEWSCASTER: (from tv, o.s.) Well, it's that time of year again.", "(Coop and Phoebe flash in behind a red tool chest.)", "NEWSCASTER: (from tv, o.s.) The historic Golden Gate Bridge is getting a", "makeover. And it seems like ...", "PHOEBE: Are we in the past?", "COOP: Shh! We don't wanna disrupt them. It could change the future.", "NEWSCASTER: (from tv, o.s.) it's signature, red-orange paint ...", "INSERT: CLIP #1 [Scene from 8X05: Rewitched] (Using the remote, Past Dex turns the television off. Just then, there's a knock at the door. Past Dex goes to answer it.)", "(Present Phoebe and Dex hunch down as Past Phoebe talks with Past Dex.)", "PAST PHOEBE: (o.s.) Can I come in?", "PAST DEX: Yeah, sure.", "(Past Phoebe walks into the loft.)", "PAST DEX: If you're looking for Julie, she's not here.", "PAST PHOEBE: Well, that's not entirely true.", "PAST DEX: Sorry?", "PAST PHOEBE: I wish that there was an easy way to explain this ... to you, to", "lessen the blow, but ... there isn't. So ...", "(She sighs.)", "PAST PHOEBE: I'm just gonna ... show you.", "PAST DEX: Show me what?", "PAST PHOEBE: Forgive me.", "(Past Phoebe glamours into Julie.)", "(Past Dex falls backward to the floor as he passes out. Past Phoebe glamours back to herself. Sad, she turns to leave.)", "(Coop and Phoebe hunch back down behind the red tool chest.)", "COOP: Oh. I guess, uh -- mortals and magic don't always mix, huh?", "PHOEBE: Gee, ya think?", "COOP: Well, I mean, still it's just -- it's just one little incident. Certainly not", "enough to cause the block like the one you have.", "PHOEBE: Believe me, this is just the latest one. There are many, many more.", "COOP: Really? (He holds his hand out.) Show me. (Phoebe's about to protest, but he points to his hand. She grasps it and they flash out.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. MANOR - SITTING ROOM - DAY]]", "(Christy is in the sitting room when Billie returns. She closes the front door and sees Christy.)", "BILLIE: Aw. Hey, look at you.", "CHRISTY: (less than enthused) Yeah, look at me.", "BILLIE: What? That dress looks great.", "CHRISTY: No it doesn't. (She stands up.) But it's Piper's. She altered it for me.", "BILLIE: That's so sweet.", "CHRISTY: No, it's not sweet. I mean, yeah, okay, it's sweet, but it's just weird. You know? I-- I mean, we're not her sisters. You and I are sisters.", "BILLIE: Oh, she's just overcompensating, you know? It's that whole empty nest thing. Besides, I think mom and dad would really like to see you in it.", "CHRISTY: Again, with mom and dad?", "BILLIE: Yes, and you know why? Because dad said if you don't see them tonight, they're not coming back out.", "CHRISTY: Well, from what you said, Billie, that sounds like dad being dad.", "BILLIE: No, it's not! Look, they don't know what's going on with you. Neither do I.", "CHRISTY: But Billie, I told you what was going on with me.", "BILLIE: Yeah, but you keep talking about this whole family bond thing. Without our parents we're only half of what we should be.", "(Just then, the door bell rings ... and rings.)", "[INT. MANOR - MAIN HALL/FOYER - DAY]", "DING-DONG. DING-DONG!", "(Piper hurries down the stairs. She sees Billie with Christy.)", "PIPER: Coming! Doesn't she look great?", "(Christy rolls her eyes.)", "(The doorbell continues ringing desperately and changes to knocking.)", "PIPER: (calls out) All right, already! Sheesh!", "(Piper opens the door. A dark-haired, desperate teen JEN is supporting the injured Ryan, his arm around her shoulder as she half-carries him into the manor.)", "JEN: (urgently) We need to see Leo, fast ...", "PIPER: Uh, hello. (Piper closes the door. Billie and Christy step out to see what's going on. From their angle and view, Jen and Ryan's backs are half-turned as they talk with Piper - enough for Christy to recognize Ryan, but not for Ryan to see her.)", "PIPER: Uh, who are you?", "JEN: Leo's students, from Magic School.", "RYAN: Demons are trying to kill us.", "(Christy steps to the side to hide behind the wall. Billie steps closer to help.)", "PIPER: Oh. Okay, well take it easy. Let's go this way. Easy.", "(Piper helps move them to the living room.)", "PIPER: Easy. Oh. Easy. Easy.", "(Close-on Christy as she's too close to getting found out.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM - DAY]", "(Piper and Jen help Ryan onto the couch.)", "BILLIE: Maybe we should call Paige so she can heal him.", "(In the background, we see Christy step out briefly to glance at them, then quickly duck back behind the wall.)", "RYAN: No, I'm fine. Really.", "JEN: You're not fine, Ryan. They nearly killed you.", "PIPER: Uh, who is \"they\"?", "JEN: The Noxon demons, Leo knows all about them.", "PIPER: Okay, well, humor me for a second.", "JEN: He trapped them in magic school so he could use them for our advanced combat class. (off Piper's blank look) Didn't he tell you?", "RYAN: You are Piper Halliwell, aren't you?", "PIPER: Well, yeah. Of course I am. But -- you know, he didn't ... he doesn't always tell me everything.", "BILLIE: Okay, why are they after you?", "JEN: To get even with us. With the whole class. Somehow they got out and now they're hunting us down", "(Christy leaves the room and heads toward the kitchen.)", "PIPER: By \"hunting\" you mean--", "RYAN: There were five of us in the class. But only Jen and I are left.", "JEN: Barely. Leo said if we ever ran into trouble to come here. So. Where is", "he?", "PIPER: Uh -- well, he is not here right now. And he probably won't be home for some time.", "RYAN: Can't you call him?", "PIPER: (avoiding) Uh -- he doesn't have his cell phone on him. But, you know what? That's okay. I can handle this. Don't panic. Don't worry. Why don't you and Christy go check the Book?", "BILLIE: Okay.", "(Billie turns to go get Christy.)", "JEN: But you don't understand. They can't be vanquished, at least not", "permanently.", "PIPER: What does that mean? What do you mean by that exactly?", "RYAN: Other demons experimented on them, made them unvanquishable. That's why Leo wanted them, so he could keep practicing on them.", "RYAN: Let's get outta here.", "(Ryan gets up. Jen stands up to support him.)", "PIPER: Wait, you can't go anywhere. You can barely walk.", "RYAN: Look, if we don't keep moving we're dead. Leo was the only one who", "knew how to stop them and he's not here.", "PIPER: Okay, then what am I? Chopped liver? Listen, Leo is my husband and if he sent you here for help, then help is what you're gonna get.", "[INT. MANOR - KITCHEN - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Billie finds Christy hiding in the kitchen.)", "BILLIE: Christy, come on. Piper and those kids need our help.", "(Christy pours herself a glass of orange juice.)", "CHRISTY: I just-- I can't be near any more demons anymore, okay? Not after", "everything I've been through.", "BILLIE: Okay, I understand that, but they're not after you so you don't have to worry. Nothing is gonna happen to you, I promise.", "CHRISTY: You said that last time.", "BILLIE: Well -- I know, but this time I mean it. Look, Christy, you can use your powers to help people now. We can do it together. It's a great thing. It can make up for a lot of bad stuff. Now, can we just go back out there and help Piper, please?", "CHRISTY: I can't. Because then we'll ... we'll miss mom and dad.", "BILLIE: What?", "CHRISTY: Well, you said they were leaving, right? We don't wanna miss them. Piper can take care of them. Come on. Let's go. WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. ABANDONED WAREHOUSE - DAY]", "(Rondok paces in a disgusted warehouse. Pator sits in a chair.)", "PATOR: (consoling) It's not as bad as it seems.", "RONDOK: No? That Triad sent us off like a pair of low-level demons.", "PATOR: We are low-level demons.", "RONDOK: He made us lose the witch, stood between us and revenge ...", "(resolved) -- still, we will make him pay.", "PATOR: Rondok. That was a Triad. (Pator gets to his feet.) If we anger him again, he won't just banish us. He'll send us to a fate worse than death.", "RONDOK: Have you forgotten how we've been made to suffer already, brother? Trapped. Used. Hammered with spells, splattered with potions, vanquished over and over without a care for the humiliation we had to endure.", "PATOR: No. No one could forget that.", "RONDOK: We only have two witches left to catch and make suffer. We will find them. We must.", "(Pator smiles at Rondok's resolve.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT MANOR - PATIO - DAY - FLASHBACK]", "PHOEBE: Now where are we?", "(Phoebe and Coop are hunched down behind a flower bush.)", "COOP: This is your past. I'm just following your heart. (spots something off", "screen) Whoa.", "INSERT: CLIP #2:", "[Scene from 2X14: Pardon My Past]", "(Past Phoebe, in a 1920's red flapper's dress, steps up to the open door. Anton steps up behind her, puts his arms around her and pushes her up against the wall.)", "(Coop and Phoebe watch from the bushes.)", "COOP: (under his breath) Man.", "PAST ANTON: I've been looking all over for you.", "(Anton and Past Phoebe kiss. Hot!)", "(Phoebe looks at Coop.)", "COOP: (appreciatively) Nice.", "PHOEBE: You went back too far. This isn't my past, this is my past life.", "COOP: Yeah, but still, your all right? This can be telling. (then, re: Past-", "Phoebe) Oh, it's very, very telling. (He goes back to watching them and chuckles appreciatively. Phoebe slaps him on his arm.) (Anton's hand strokes down Past Phoebe's arm ... and down her outer thigh ...", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(Phoebe tries to cover Coop's eyes to stop him from watching what she knows is about to happen.)", "(Anton's hands slides back up Past Phoebe's thighs taking her dress with her.)", "(Their other hands are entwined up against the wall.)", "(Coop is all smiles, completely enjoying the show, while Phoebe's got her hands pressed against her eyes. She's too embarrassed. She pulls up her collar around her.)", "(Finally, their kiss ends.)", "PAST PHOEBE: Why must you tease me, Anton?", "(Phoebe laughs.)", "COOP: Well, that was very ... intimate, um -- why didn't that one work out?", "PHOEBE: My sisters had to vanquish him because he was a demon.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - SITTING ROOM - NIGHT -- PAST]", "(Anton is on fire and screaming. He explodes.)", "BACK TO SCENE.", "COOP: Yeah. That'll ruin a relationship. That was the only demon you knew,", "though. Wasn't it?", "PHOEBE: (scoffs) Hardly.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL - NIGHT -- PAST]", "(With a flash, Coop and Phoebe appear hunched behind a row of chairs. They watch Past Phoebe with Drake.)", "INSERT: CLIP #3", "[Scene from 7X16: Seven Year Witch]", "DRAKE: I couldn't think of a better day to die.", "PAST PHOEBE: Hm.", "DRAKE: Sorry. I also helped you find love, didn't I?", "PAST PHOEBE: Hm.", "DRAKE: Come on. I did. Didn't I? I did, I sure did.", "(Coop looks at Phoebe.)", "PAST PHOEBE: You did.", "DRAKE: Hm. Close one. If that doesn't get me in heaven, I don't know what", "will.", "(Coop looks at Phoebe.)", "COOP: Hmm. You liked him, didn't you?", "PHOEBE: Yeah. Too bad he only had a year to live and this was his last day.", "COOP: Yeah. That is too bad.", "(They go back to watching Past Phoebe with Drake.)", "PAST PHOEBE: I guess I fell for the right guy this time.", "DRAKE: Alas: Pumpkin time. Would not need you watching my messy demise.", "(Drake gets up. Phoebe stops him and pulls him back to sit down next to her. They kiss.)", "DRAKE: (whispers) Think of me when you dance. I'll miss you.", "(Coop watches Phoebe watch them.)", "(Drake gets up and walks out of the Great Hall. He does a Gene Kelly foot slide out of the room and into the hallway.)", "(The doors start to close behind him.)", "PAST PHOEBE: I'll miss you.", "(The doors close.)", "(Coop takes her hands.)", "COOP: I think I'm beginning to understand.", "(And they flash out.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - LIVING ROOM - DAY - PRESENT]", "(They flash in.)", "COOP: (sighs) You know, love wouldn't be love without a few heartbreaks.", "It's like a mating dance, you know? Helps you find out what you're really looking for.", "PHOEBE: Yeah, but I've had more than just a few heartbreaks. I mean, it's been like this for the last seven and a half years. I'm just -- I'm tired of it.", "(They sit down.)", "COOP: Oh, come on. Couldn't have been that bad. You must've had some", "successes over that time, right? What was the longest relationship you ever had?", "(beat)", "PHOEBE: Cole.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC -- DAY]", "(POOF! A white cloud rises from the potions cauldron. Piper puts the container she's holding down. Jen and Ryan are in the attic.)", "PIPER: Okay, so the next time the Noxons attack we'll be ready for them.", "RYAN: What about the whole \"unvanquishable\" thing?", "PIPER: Well, you know, magic school rules don't always apply to the outside world. It's kinda like Vegas. Listen, really, if Leo is concerned he would've mentioned something to me before.", "RYAN: Are you sure? Because --", "PIPER: Positive. Just, you know, when they show up just stand back and watch out.", "RYAN: You sure you don't want us to help?", "JEN: We can, you know? Leo taught us --", "PIPER: (interrupts) Yeah, but that was school. And this is kind of real. So, you know -- Look, you came here for protection. So let me protect you, okay? That's that. (The Noxon Demons shimmer into the attic behind Piper. Jen and Ryan stare at them speechless. By the looks on their faces, Piper can guess what they're looking at.)", "PIPER: (whispers) Get down! (Ryan pushes Jen off to the side just as Pator powers up and throws a fireball at them.)", "(The fireball hits the couch, missing them.)", "(Piper turns and throws a potion. Rondok intercepts it, blowing it up in the air.)", "(Pator throws a fireball at Piper. She ducks and the fireball misses her.)", "(Piper throws a potion at Pator and hits him square in the chest. Pator screams.)", "PATOR: Aaaah!", "(Ryan gets up from behind the couch to watch.)", "(Pator starts to break up as he screams.)", "PATOR: Argggh!", "(But Ryan's seen this before.)", "RYAN: He's coming back!", "(As Piper watches, Pator does indeed come back.)", "PATOR: Aaargh!", "(Rondok steps forward and puts his hands on Pator's shoulders. He shimmers them both out.)", "(Piper turns to look at Ryan and Jen.)", "PIPER: (sheepishly) Okay. So, I may have underestimated this", "unvanquishable stuff just a little bit.", "(Camera holds on Piper.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. PARK -- DAY]", "(Billie and Christy are walking through the park. Billie stops when she sees something in front of them.)", "BILLIE: Hey, there they are. (In the distance, their parents, Helen and Carl, are sitting on a park bench. Billie starts forward. Christy stops her.)", "CHRISTY: Wait. What if I'm not what they expect? What if I'm not what they want? Tell them I got sick.", "BILLIE: No!", "CHRISTY: Billie ...", "(In the distance, Helen turns and sees them. Her face lights up with a smile.)", "BILLIE: Look, you were held captive by demons for fifteen years. You can", "handle fifteen minutes with mom and dad.", "(Helen stands up.)", "BILLIE: Come on.", "(Billie grabs Christy's hand and pulls her toward their parents.)", "(When she reaches them, Helen gives Christy a hug as Carl watches. Christy's arms are stiffly by her side.)", "(Billie stands on the side watching her mom cry.)", "HELEN JENKINS: Oh. Baby!", "(She sighs and cries. Carl smiles.)", "HELEN JENKINS: Oh! I'm so glad to see you.", "(She laughs.)", "CHRISTY: Yeah, you too.", "(Christy turns around and can barely look at her father. Carl gives her a hug.)", "CARL JENKINS: Oh, thank god.", "HELEN JENKINS: Okay, come.", "(Helen and Christy sit.)", "HELEN JENKINS: I just wanna look at you for a minute. You're so beautiful.", "You are, really. You'd never know anything ever happened.", "(Carl sits down next to Christy.)", "CARL JENKINS: So, how are you feeling? Okay?", "CHRISTY: Yeah, I'm okay.", "(Helen and Carl smiles.)", "CHRISTY: Billie's taking good care of me.", "BILLIE: Well, yes. And the sisters.", "HELEN JENKINS: I'm not surprised, you two were always so close ... hm?", "(Billie's phone rings.)", "BILLIE: It's Piper. Sorry, I gotta take this.", "(She answers it.)", "CHRISTY: (telepathically) Don't leave me here!", "BILLIE: Relax. You're doing fine. (to phone) Hello?", "INTERCUT WITH:", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "(Piper is talking softly on the phone while Ryan and Jen are in the back cleaning up.)", "PIPER: (from phone) Billie? I need you.", "BILLIE: Um, Piper, I can't really talk right now, I'm kinda in the middle of something very important.", "PIPER: (from phone) I know, and I'm really sorry. But the noxons just attacked here.", "BILLIE: And?", "PIPER: Honestly, I have no idea how to vanquish them.", "(She sighs.)", "BILLIE: Okay, all right. I'm coming over. Bye. (hangs up) You guys, I'm", "sorry. I really have to go. Piper needs me.", "CARL JENKINS: Is everything all right?", "BILLIE: Yeah you know -- just one of many crisis. All right, um -- I'll meet you guys back at the hotel, okay?", "(Billie blows them a kiss, turns and leaves. Christy glares at Billie's back.)", "CHRISTY: (telepathically) I hate you.", "(Billie turns around and makes a face at Christy.)", "(Christy turn and gives an uncomfortable smile to her mom.)", "HELEN JENKINS: So --", "CHRISTY: Can I ask you a question?", "HELEN JENKINS: Of course you can, honey. You can ask us anything.", "CHRISTY: How hard did you look for me?", "CARL JENKINS: Oh.", "HELEN JENKINS: Oh, baby.", "CARL JENKINS: We tried everything we could think of, honey -- tracked down", "every lead we could find ... but even with all that, you were just -- you were some place we couldn't go.", "HELEN JENKINS: That's why this is such a miracle.", "(Helen hugs Christy. Christy smiles briefly.)", "CHRISTY: Yeah, it is.", "(In her mind, Christy hears another voice.)", "CANDOR (TRIAD): (telepathically) What are you doing?", "CHRISTY: (out loud) Leave me alone.", "CARL JENKINS: Christie, are you all right?", "CANDOR (TRIAD): (telepathically) Do not go down this path.", "CHRISTY: Show yourself.", "(Suddenly everyone in the park stops.)", "(Everyone, except Christy.)", "(Everything appears considerably darker.)", "(Christy gets up off the park bench just as Candor rises up from the ground.)", "CHRISTY: How dare you interrupt me?", "CANDOR (TRIAD): You gave me no choice. Every step you take toward your", "mortal family is a step away from our ultimate goal.", "CHRISTY: I had to come see them. Otherwise Billie would've gotten suspicious.", "CANDOR (TRIAD): Perhaps, but they're swaying you and you know it. Don't make me take matters into my own hands.", "CHRISTY: Don't you threaten me. (Fire engulfs Candor. He looks down at the fire consuming him as though it were nothing but an illusion. The fire disappears.)", "CANDOR (TRIAD): You don't have the power to destroy me. And you won't, either, until you're free of the ties that bind.", "(Candor sinks down into the ground and vanishes.)", "TIME RESUMES.", "(Helen and Carl look around, noting that Christy has disappeared. Carl turns and sees Christy standing a distance away, her back to them.)", "CARL JENKINS: Christy!", "HELEN JENKINS: Baby!", "(Christy turns around.)", "HELEN JENKINS: What happened?", "(Christy doesn't say anything.)", "(PRE-LAP) PIPER: (v.o.) What can I say? Desperate times call for desperate", "measures.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC -- DAY]", "(Piper has her hands full of crystals and places them down on the floor.)", "PIPER: Look, Leo's just seriously indisposed at the moment. We can't call him,", "we can't ask him anything.", "JEN: Then what do we do?", "PIPER: (sighs) We batten down the hatches with the crystals and come up with a new plan.", "RYAN: And us?", "PIPER: You guys stay up here, where you are protected. I'll deal with the rest.", "(Piper puts the rest of the crystals back in the box.)", "RYAN: We could help. You know, Leo would want us --", "PIPER: (interrupts) Look, Leo is gone, okay? I'm all you've got. Deal with it. I", "do.", "(Piper turns and leaves the attic.)", "[INT. MANOR - MAIN HALL -- DAY]", "(Billie walks in.)", "BILLIE: Oh, listen, I've gotta get back, so what's the plan?", "(Piper comes down the stairs with the box of crystals.)", "PIPER: Here. Take your crystal. We are covering the house.", "(Billie's not impressed. She takes a couple of crystals anyway.)", "BILLIE: That's it?", "PIPER: Yes. Apparently Leo was the only one who knew how to vanquish", "these demons and he didn't leave me instructions.", "BILLIE: Well, maybe we should call Paige and Phoebe.", "PIPER: No, Paige hasn't even been on her honeymoon 24 hours yet and I already called Phoebe, she's not answering.", "BILLIE: That's not good.", "PIPER: No, she's fine. She's with a Cupid. Only God knows what they're doing. WHITE FLASH TO:", "[EXT. UNIVERSITY CAMPUS -- DAY]", "(CLOSE-UP: The campus activity board is cluttered with posters and", "announcements.) (Phoebe and Coop flash in. Coop looks around. Phoebe recognizes the place immediately.)", "COOP: So where's this?", "PHOEBE: Where Cole and I first met.", "INSERT: CLIP #4 [Scene from 3X01: The Honeymoon's Over] (Phoebe peers around the board and sees Past Phoebe walking down the path. Cole rushes up behind her trying to catch up with her.)", "(Cole taps her on her shoulder.)", "(Past Phoebe whirls around ...", "PAST PHOEBE: Hi-ya..!", "(And tries to kick him. Cole catches her leg by her ankle.)", "PAST PHOEBE: Oh-- oh.", "(Cole chuckles. Past Phoebe's aghast.)", "PAST PHOEBE: Cole!", "(He still has a hold on her ankle.)", "PAST COLE: (chuckles) Hi. How's it going?", "PAST PHOEBE: Oh-", "(She laughs.)", "(Peering behind the announcements board, Coop smiles. Phoebe doesn't smile.)", "COOP: Ah. The cute meet.", "PHOEBE: Yeah, but he was just setting me up.", "(In front of them, the scene unfolds.)", "PAST PHOEBE: Wow. Is this embarrassing.", "(She looks at Cole's hold on her ankle.)", "PAST PHOEBE: Uh-- I-- I'm-", "PAST COLE: It's okay. I'm okay. Ha.", "PAST PHOEBE: Oh, um--", "PAST COLE: Nice calve.", "PAST PHOEBE: Oh. Thanks. Can I have it back?", "PAST COLE: Sure. Sure.", "(Cole let's go of her calf.)", "PAST PHOEBE: Okay.", "(Coop smiles.)", "COOP: Still, I can tell you were attracted to him, and him to you.", "PHOEBE: Just another demon.", "COOP: Oh, come on, Phoebe. It couldn't have been \"just\" another demon, you", "married the guy. You had to have at least loved him.", "PHOEBE: (nods) I did.", "COOP: So what happened?", "PHOEBE: Same thing that always happens.", "(She looks at Cole who is smiling at her younger self.)", "(Phoebe looks away. She's ready to go.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. DOPPLE MANOR - MAIN HALL / SITTING ROOM - NIGHT - PAST (AU)]", "(Coop and Phoebe flash into the alternate universe manor. From the next room, they hear voices.)", "INSERT CLIP #5", "[Scene from 5X12: Centennial Charmed]", "PAST PAIGE: (o.s.) Phoebe, are you crazy? Throw it before he shimmers out.", "(Phoebe rushes forward and ducks up against the wall to see the scene unfold in front of them.)", "PAST COLE: (o.s.) Here we go. She's not gonna throw it. Are you?", "PAST PAIGE: (o.s.) Throw the potion.", "PAST COLE: We've been through so much together. Haven't we? Our love's so strong, nothing can destroy it, not even ... this. We're meant to be together.", "PAST PHOEBE: I don't think so. (Past Phoebe throws the vial at Cole with all her strength. The potion hits Cole and he immediately bursts into flames. He yells out in pain as the flames consume him. Cole explodes.)", "(Coop pulls Phoebe to him, protecting her from the blast.)", "PHOEBE: Seen enough?", "COOP: (nods) To understand the block, yeah - (He takes her hands in his.)", "But now I need to show you why they say that it's better to have loved and lost than to have never have loved at all.", "(They flash out.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY -- DAY]", "(Piper is placing crystals along the Conservatory windows.)", "PIPER: I just knew something terrible like this was going to happen.", "(Billie is also placing crystals along the windows.)", "BILLIE: Well, you know, I don't think Leo knew the demons would escape.", "PIPER: It's just I feel like there was so much about his life that I didn't know,", "his past life, this life and it's bad enough that my kids don't have a dad --", "BILLIE: It's gonna be okay. Come on. You have powers, I have powers, the boys are safe. We can handle this, don't worry.", "(Paige orbs in carrying a tropical drink with a little umbrella in it.)", "PAIGE: Hello! Oh, don't worry, it's virgin.", "PIPER: Paige, what are you doing here?", "PAIGE: You know, I just had some time in my sparse schedule and I thought", "I'd kinda come by and check on things, 'cause I missed you guys a little bit, maybe -- why are there crystals kinda of, uh ... around?", "PIPER: Crystals? Uh -- Hm.", "BILLIE: It's, you know. It's nothing, it's just to make sure we don't have any trouble.", "PAIGE: Are you expecting trouble?", "BILLIE: Nope.", "PIPER: Not at all.", "(Paige suspects they're lying.)", "BILLIE: No. No, it's just precaution. You know, while you're on your", "honeymoon.", "PIPER: Hey, how's that going?", "PAIGE: It's fantastic.", "PIPER: Good, good, good. You should get back to it. Go, you know? Go see your husband.", "PAIGE: Golly. Whoo. \"Husband,\" that sounds weird. You're right. Bye, guys.", "(Paige orbs out.)", "(Piper sighs heavily.)", "PIPER: Back to our demons.", "WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. ABANDONED WAREHOUSE -- DAY]", "(Rondok and Pator talk.)", "RONDOK: I know we can do this, Pator. Just like I knew the students would", "lead us to Leo.", "PATOR: But to go back so soon -- his wife's The Charmed One. And the vanquishes are excruciating.", "(Rondok puts a hand on Pator's shoulder.)", "RONDOK: Still, even she can't make them last, otherwise she would've.", "Attacking again is the only way to draw Leo out for our ultimate revenge.", "CANDOR (TRIAD): (o.s.) Unfortunately, it is a revenge beyond your reach.", "(They turn and see Candor standing there.)", "CANDOR (TRIAD): You don't have the power to destroy a Charmed one. Uh,", "not without my help.", "RONDOK: So now you're willing to help us?", "CANDOR (TRIAD): If you first help me remove a small ... obstacle to my goals. One that even you can handle, I assure you. Then we all get what we want. Interested?", "(Pator looks at Rondok who considers the offer.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "(BAM! A smoke cloud plumes from the potions pot after Billie tosses something inside it. Billie shrieks and pulls back.)", "BILLIE: Whoo!", "(She swooshes the smoke away with her hand.)", "(Piper is going through papers from a file box.)", "PIPER: You all right?", "BILLIE: Yeah. You know, I figured if we can't vanquish them, we might as well", "give them something to think about. Unless maybe you found something.", "PIPER: No ... just Magic School memos, course studies, field trips Leo was planning. (reflective) I guess I should've asked him how his day was more often.", "BILLIE: Well, you guys have busy lives.", "PIPER: Yeah, but at least if we had talked a little bit more I might be closer to finding the solution for this.", "(Ryan and Jen step into the attic.)", "RYAN & JEN: (amped) We've got a solution.", "PIPER: To what?", "JEN: Vanquishing the Noxons once and for all.", "RYAN: (proud) We used the astral plane.", "BILLIE: Wait. The astral what?", "RYAN: Astral plane. According to Leo, in the astral plane time stops.", "JEN: Which means anyone transported there can't move forward in time.", "PIPER: Mm-hm. What does that have to do with the Noxons?", "RYAN: If we vanquish them and send them to the astral plane before they can", "regenerate they'll be trapped there, forever --", "JEN: -- in perpetual vanquish.", "PIPER: Okay, but we can't even get close enough to them to send them anywhere.", "JEN: We could if they were distracted.", "PIPER: By what?", "RYAN: By what they've been after.", "PIPER: You guys wanna use yourselves as bait?", "RYAN: Leo always said to use our powers for good. Well, we wanna use them to stop these demons.", "PIPER: Look, I understand the enthusiasm. Really, I do. But I can't risk it.", "RYAN: Why not? We're the ones willing to take the risk.", "PIPER: I don't think Leo would want you to do that.", "RYAN: Well, I think he would.", "PIPER: Well, you don't know that.", "RYAN: And you do?", "(It's a stand-off. Piper's not backing down. She turns and looks away.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. GOLDEN PARK BUILDING (STOCK) - DAY]", "PHOEBE: (v.o.) Okay, you know what? I don't wanna do this anymore.", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - DAY]", "(Phoebe's had enough.)", "COOP: Wait, there's something else.", "PHOEBE: What?", "COOP: Well, the way all of your relationships have ended, I'm surprised your", "block's not as big as a house.", "PHOEBE: Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm talking about. Thank you.", "COOP: But what about they all started?", "PHOEBE: ... What?", "COOP: Oh, come on. The way that love begins. You know, when your eyes meet from across the room, for the first time, and you see each other and everything is just right. And you know, there's that moment, there's the ... the spark!", "PHOEBE: I have no idea what you're talking about.", "COOP: (chuckles) Yeah. No, that's my point. With everything that's happened to you and that is what you've forgotten.", "(He moves around her and puts a hand on her shoulder.)", "COOP: And that is what you need to remember.", "(With his other hand, he makes a fist. His Cupid's ring glows and he opens his hand. A light appears where he shows her another memory from her past.)", "INSERT: CLIPS #6", "[Scene from 5X16: Baby's First Demon]", "[INT. BAY MIRROR - BULLPEN - DAY (HOLOGRAM)]", "(Past Phoebe is handing out pictures of her nephew.)", "PAST PHOEBE: You are looking at 6 lbs, 8 oz of pure deliciousness.", "(Jason Dean steps forward to look at the photos.)", "JASON DEAN: How old is he?", "PAST PHOEBE: Three weeks today.", "JASON DEAN: You look pretty good for a woman who had a baby three weeks", "ago.", "(Introduces himself.)", "JASON DEAN: Jason Dean.", "(Coop looks at Phoebe.)", "COOP: Spark ...", "[Scene from 6X06: My Three Witches]", "[INT. THE BAY MIRROR - JASON'S OFFICE - NIGHT (HOLOGRAM)]", "(Phoebe sits on Jason's lap, her arms around him.)", "PAST PHOEBE: You've got me, Jason Dean. I'm yours.", "(And they kiss.)", "(The image fades.)", "(Coop smiles.)", "COOP: Remember that one?", "[Scene from 7X01: A Call to Arms]", "[INT. THE BAY MIRROR - PHOEBE'S OFFICE - DAY (HOLOGRAM)]", "(Leslie St. Claire looks up from the desk and smiles.)", "PAST LESLIE ST. CLAIRE: (to the phone) I, uh -- I'd better call you back. (to", "Phoebe) Hi ... I hope it's okay. I just wanted to get started.", "PAST PHOEBE: (to Elise) Leslie?", "PAST ELISE ROTHMAN: Surprise!", "(He holds out his hand.)", "PAST LESLIE ST. CLAIRE: You can call me \"Les.\"", "(Past Phoebe reaches over and clasps his hand.)", "(She feels it.)", "(She jerks her hand out from his and looks up at the ceiling as she backs away from him.)", "PAST PHOEBE: Oh! Not again. (Coop watches Phoebe carefully. Phoebe starts to smile as she shakes her head.)", "[Scene from 7X14: Carpe Demon]", "[INT. MANOR - MAIN HALL - DAY (HOLOGRAM)]", "(Dressed like a '50's musical, Drake and Past Phoebe dance.)", "BACK TO SCENE.", "(As they dance in the hologram, Coop and Phoebe watch.)", "PHOEBE: Enough ... enough.", "(Coop closes the hologram.)", "(Phoebe sighs.)", "COOP: All right. Don't you see? Phoebe, it's - (He turns her around to face", "him.) It's about the way love begins when it's -- when it's uncensored. Unmatched when it's pure. And that's what you need to believe in. (He tries again. He wiggles his fingers and holds out his hand over her heart. His cupid's ring glows and a golden shimmer spreads over her.)", "(This time, the shimmer bursts through Phoebe's block. They both laugh.)", "PHOEBE: Is it gone?", "COOP: Oh, yeah. You're ready.", "PHOEBE: For what?", "COOP: To begin again.", "(Phoebe sighs.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. HOTEL - HALLWAY -- DAY]", "(Helen, Carl and Christy Jenkins walk through the hallway on their way to the room.)", "CHRISTY: Well it looks like you've done well for yourself, huh, dad?", "CARL JENKINS: Yeah. But I would've traded it all for you in a second. Know that.", "CHRISTY: I know.", "CARL JENKINS: Well, I'd better go down and settle the bill. I'll be right back.", "(He kisses Christy on her forehead and leaves.)", "[INT. HOTEL - ROOM - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(The door opens. Helen and Christy enter the hotel room. Helen closes the door. She's really happy.)", "HELEN JENKINS: Well -- Oh, I just don't want this to end. You know, maybe next time you and Billie can come back home. Huh?", "CHRISTY: Yeah, maybe. There's just a few things we have to deal with first. But it'd be nice.", "HELEN JENKINS: Honey, are you sure everything's okay? After what happened in the park, I'm just --", "CHRISTY: Yeah, everything is fine. There's just some things that I have to shake from my past. But I will.", "HELEN JENKINS: Yes. You will.", "(She chuckles.)", "(Christy's cell phone rings. Helen looks at Christy's cell phone.)", "HELEN JENKINS: Whoop!", "(Christy answers the call.)", "CHRISTY: (to phone) Hello?", "PIPER'S VOICE: (from phone) Christy, it's Piper. Billy needs you here right", "away.", "CHRISTY: (to phone) Why, what's wrong?", "PIPER'S VOICE: (from phone) I'll explain when you get here. Hurry.", "HELEN JENKINS: Is everything okay?", "(Christy hangs up and heads for the door.)", "CHRISTY: I don't know. I gotta go.", "HELEN JENKINS: Wait!", "(Christy opens the door.)", "HELEN JENKINS: Christy --", "CHRISTY: I gotta go.", "(She slips out of the room.)", "HELEN JENKINS: Wait! Uh --", "(Christy doesn't looks back. She's gone leaving Helen just outside the door.)", "HELEN JENKINS: (calls out) I love you ...", "(Helen heads back into the room and sighs. She closes the door.)", "[INT. HOTEL - HALLWAY - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(The door closes.)", "(Rondok and Pator shimmer into the hallway just outside the closed hotel room door.)", "(They look at each other.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - PIPER'S BEDROOM -- NIGHT]", "(Piper is on the bed going through the fileboxes. Papers, files and folders are spread out around her.)", "PIPER: (to herself) Ugh. Leo, what am I supposed to do? I can't let these kids risk their lives, but I'm running out of options. And if I do let them do this how am I supposed to know if it's gonna work anyway?", "WYATT: (o.s.) Let them try.", "(Piper turns and sees Wyatt standing in the doorway.)", "WYATT: Daddy would.", "(Piper smiles and moves off the bed toward her son.)", "[INT. MANOR - STAIRS -- NIGHT]", "(Piper comes down the stairs with Wyatt in her arms. Ryan and Jen are sitting on the couch. Jen is holding Baby Chris.)", "PIPER: Okay -", "(They turn and look at her.)", "PIPER: We do it your way.", "(Just then, the doorbell rings.)", "BILLIE: Yo!", "(Billie rushes down the stairs.)", "BILLIE: I got it! I got it.", "(She heads for the door and opens it. Christy steps into the house.)", "CHRISTY: Billie, are you okay?", "BILLIE: Yeah. What are you doing here?", "CHRISTY: Piper called me. (She looks past Billie at Piper.) You said that you", "needed me.", "PIPER: No ... I didn't.", "CHRISTY: Yeah, you did. You called me on the phone, you told me that you --", "(Christy stops as Piper's confused expression sinks in.)", "BILLIE: Christy, what's going on?", "(A horrifying thought occurs to Christy.)", "CHRISTY: Oh, my god. Mom and dad. Come on, let's go.", "(She and Billie leave.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. HOTEL -- NIGHT]", "(The door opens. Carl walks in, his eyes on the paper in his hand.)", "CARL JENKINS: Okay, we're all set.", "(He stops and sees Pator leaning over Helen's dead body. Pator gets to his feet.)", "(The hotel room door closes. Rondok is standing behind the door.)", "(Carl turns around. Camera holds on his look of fear.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. HOTEL -- NIGHT]", "(The door opens. Christy enters first.)", "CHRISTY: Mom? Dad.", "(Billie pushes past Christy and sees Helen and Carl on the floor, dead.)", "BILLIE: Oh, god. Oh, my god. Oh, no.", "(She rushes over to check on Carl and on Helen.)", "BILLIE: No - No --", "(She falls to her knees. Christy is frozen in place.)", "BILLIE: Who'd -- ? Who did this? (shouts) Who would do something like this?", "CHRISTY: Billie, come on.", "BILLIE: No.", "CHRISTY: Billie, we gotta get outta here.", "(Billie starts to cry. Christy rushes over to her and gets Billie to her feet.)", "CHRISTY: Okay. Okay, come on. Oh, Billie.", "(She takes Billie out into the hallway.)", "BILLIE: We have to do something. We have to call the police.", "CHRISTY: No, you have to go to your dorm and you have to wait for me.", "BILLIE: What?", "CHRISTY: (firmly) Listen to me! The manor's being targeted by demons. And", "I can't risk losing you too.", "BILLIE: But, I --", "CHRISTY: No! I know what I'm talking about, okay? Trust me. Just go.", "BILLIE: But where are you gonna go?", "CHRISTY: (resolved) I'm gonna figure out who did this.", "(Christy turns and leaves. Billie takes a breath.)", "WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. ABANDONED WAREHOUSE - NIGHT]", "(Pator and Rondok talk.)", "PATOR: Let it go, brother.", "RONDOK: I can't.", "PATOR: Why not? We've served the Triad. When evil reclaims the world we'll", "be rewarded.", "RONDOK: Then let the reward be killing Leo and his students now.", "PATOR: No. It's over. The Triad --", "RONDOK: Forget the Triad!", "(Rondok looks at Pator.)", "RONDOK: How can you just walk away?", "PATOR: Because it's the only thing to do.", "RONDOK: Maybe for you. Will have my revenge.", "(Rondok stands up and leaves.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM / FOYER - NIGHT]", "(Piper hands out the potions vials to Ryan and Jen.)", "PIPER: You guys are sure you're ready for this?", "RYAN: We won't know until we try.", "JEN: Leo taught us well.", "PIPER: Okay. Here's hoping.", "(Ryan and Jen take up positions in the room.)", "(Ryan looks at Jen and sighs.)", "RYAN: Let's do this.", "(Piper picks up the nearest crystal. It glows for a moment as the protection grid is broken. The shield protecting the kids is removed.)", "(It's quiet for a moment as everyone is on guard.)", "(Rondok shimmers into the room behind Ryan.)", "(Ryan turns and sees him.)", "RYAN: There he is!", "(He backs away, runs and dives as Rondok throws the first fireball at Ryan. He misses and hits the lamp inside.) (He throws a second fireball at Piper, clipping her in the shoulder and knocking her down the hallway floor.)", "(Jen throws a potions vial at Rondok, hitting him square in the chest.)", "(Rondok is on fire.)", "(Piper gets up and watches.)", "(The potion is working, but Rondok is going through the vanquish.)", "(Ryan holds out his hand. Jen grabs it and pulls Ryan to his feet.)", "(Rondok starts to laugh as he begins to regenerate.)", "PIPER: Now!", "(Jen and Ryan recite the spell.)", "RYAN & JEN: (both)", "Demon of fire, demon of pain. We banish you to the astral plane.", "ON: RONDOK", "(Mid-regeneration, Rondok glows white and vanishes, but not before he realizes that he hasn't completely healed.)", "(He screams.)", "RONDOK: Nooooo!", "(The white light grows brighter, then it snuffs out, causing a ripple in the air in front of them.)", "(Jen and Ryan can't believe they did it.)", "(Piper looks at her injured shoulder and groans.)", "PIPER: Oh.", "(They rush over to Piper to check on her.)", "JEN: Piper -", "RYAN: Are you okay?", "PIPER: Oh, yeah. I've been worse, I've been worse. It's all right. (Piper tucks", "her legs under her as she sits on the floor.) I guess that was a pretty good plan after all.", "RYAN: Yeah? You think so?", "PIPER: I do. I think Leo would too. All right.", "(She starts to get up. Ryan and Jen help her.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. VARIOUS SAN FRANCISCO CITY LIGHTS (STOCK) - NIGHT TO DAY]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. MANOR - SITTING ROOM - DAY]", "(Paige runs her healing hand over Piper's injury and heals her. When she finishes, she pushes Piper's shoulder hard.)", "PIPER: Ow!", "PIPER: Okay, since when does healing hurt?", "PAIGE: Since you all lied to me.", "PIPER: Well, because I did, you had a demon free honeymoon for at least one day.", "PAIGE: Thank you, but even still, you should not have done that alone.", "PIPER: I wasn't alone, I had Billie and I had some students that weren't too shabby and I had Leo.", "PAIGE: I'm sorry, did you just say Leo?", "PIPER: It's a long story.", "PAIGE: Well, Henry's off scuba-diving, you know. He's got a full tank of oxygen. I've got time.", "PIPER: It's nothing, really. I just felt his presence a little. That's all. (mouths softly) It's nothing.", "(The front door opens and Phoebe walks in with her keys in hand.)", "PHOEBE: Hello!", "PAIGE: Hey, found your keys.", "PHOEBE: Yeah. Actually, that's not all I found.", "PIPER: Let me guess. Cupid's arrow.", "PHOEBE: Sort of, yeah.", "(She finally gets a good look at the place.)", "PHOEBE: Hey! What happened in here? (to Paige) Why are you back? (with", "hands on hips) What did I miss? (She looks at her sisters. Paige rolls her eyes innocently, and Piper looks guiltily away.) WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - STUDY - NIGHT]]", "(With his back to the door, Candor is meditating - his hands are held palm-up away from his body, his eyes closed.)", "(Christy walks into the room seething angry.)", "CHRISTY: Piper didn't call me. It was you, wasn't it?", "(Candor opens his eyes, his back is still to Christy.)", "CANDOR (TRIAD): I did what was necessary.", "CHRISTY: They were my parents!", "(He turns around and looks at her.)", "CANDOR (TRIAD): They were distracting you from taking the final step. Now,", "thanks to me, they no longer are.", "CHRISTY: bstrd!", "(Christy steps forward and sinks her hand clear through Candor's chest.)", "(Candor cries out.)", "(Christy is killing him.)", "(He coughs and looks at her.)", "CANDOR (TRIAD): Congratulations. You just passed ... the final ... test.", "(Fire consumes Candor. He explodes.)", "(Christy is left standing alone in the study.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "TITLE/OPENING CREDITS", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "TRANSCRIBED FROM WB", "Starring: ALYSSA MILANO as Phoebe Halliwell ROSE McGOWAN as Paige Matthews and HOLLY MARIE COMBS as \"Piper\" KALEY CUOCO as Billie Jenkins Created by CONSTANCE M. BURGE Guest Starring MARNETTE PATTERSON as Christy BARBARA NIVEN as Helen Jenkins DAVID STARZYK as Carl Henkins LELAND CROOKE as Candor (Triad) KIMBERLEE PETERSON as Jen JOHN ROSENFELD as Pator DAVID S. LEE as and VICTOR WEBSTER as Coop", "Editor: PAUL FONTAINE", "Production Designer: PAUL STAHELI", "Directory of Photography: JONATHAN WEST, ASC", "Consulting Producer: JONATHAN LEVIN", "Co-Producer: CAMERON LITVACK", "Producer: PETER CHOMSKY", "Producer: HOLLY MARIE COMBS", "Producer: ALYSSA MILANO", "Supervising Producer: JEANNINE RENSHAW", "Supervising Producer: ROB WRIGHT", "Co-Executive Producer: JAMES L. CONWAY", "Produced By: JON PARE", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Executive Producer: BRAD KERN", "Executive Producer: AARON SPELLING", "Executive Producer: E. DUKE VINCENT", "Spelling Television Inc., A CBS Company", "Executive Story Editor: LIZ SEGAL", "Associate Producer: LARRY GOLDSTEIN Co Starring: KRISTOPHER SIMMONS as Wyatt #1 JAOSN SIMMONS as Wyatt #2 Appearing in Clip Footage: ERIC DANE as Jason Dean NICK LACHEY as Leslie St. Clair JULIAN MCMAHON as Cole Turner BILLY ZANE as Drake Appearing in Clip Footage: MONICA ALLGEIER as Julie Bennet REBECCA BALDING as Elise Rothman TYLER CHRISTOPHER as Anton JASON LEWIS as Dex Lawson", "Music By: JAY GRUSKA", "Casting by: KIMBERLY LANSE FOSTER Original Casting by VICTORIA HUFF, C.S.A.", "Unit Production Manager: JON PARE", "First Assistant Director: DEREK JOHANSEN", "Second Assistant Director: VINCENT GONZALES", "Costume Designer: DANIELA GSCHWENDTNER", "Camera Operator: KRIS KROSSKOVE", "1st Assistant Camera: HAL ARNOLD", "Chief Lighting Technician: DON LEHMAN", "Asst. Chief Lighting Technician: COOPER DONALDSON", "Set Designer: ROLAND HILL", "Set Decorator: ROBINSON ROYCE, S.D.S.A.", "Leadperson: MICHAEL ZUFELT", "Property Master: ROGER MONTESANO", "Assistant Property Master: SCOTT COCKERELL", "Script Supervisor: NANCY SOLOMAN", "Costume Supervisor: CHIC GENNARELLI", "Dept. Head Key Make-Up Artist: NANETTE NEW", "Key Make-up artist: ANI MALONEY", "Key Make-Up Artist: BRET MARDOCK", "Dept. 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Charmed_08x18.json	[ "As Coop realizes that he has fallen in love with Phoebe, she throws him for a loop when she wants to peruse love with a mortal instead of with a magical being. Meanwhile, as Piper tracks down the demons who killed Billie and Christy's parents, she begins to suspect that the demons and the sisters are somehow connected to the Ultimate Power. Paige turns to Coop for help with some issues she has in regards to her marriage to Henry. Christy tries to convince Billie that the Charmed Ones are out to get her." ]	[ "[TRIQUETRA LOGO]", "[Scene from 8X16: Engaged and Confused]", "[INT. MANOR - STAIRS -- DAY]", "(Paige descends the stairway wearing a beautiful white gown. She is not wearing a veil.)", "HOLLY MARIE COMBS (NARRATOR): (v.o.) Previously on 'Charmed' ...", "(Henry puts the wedding band on Paige's finger.)", "PAIGE: I do.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "HENRY: I do.", "TRIQUETRA FLASH TO:", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - DAY]", "(Phoebe and Coop sit and talk.)", "PHOEBE: Who are you?", "COOP: I'm Cupid. (Phoebe looks away.) You can call me Coop.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "PHOEBE: I don't need help finding true love.", "COOP: (counters) Apparently you do.", "TRIQUETRA FLASH TO:", "[Scene from 8X10: Vaya Con Leos]", "[INT. UNDERWORLD - BURKE'S LAIR]", "(Piper explains why with Leo.)", "PIPER: I have to lose you to save you.", "(Leo is in a cryogenic chamber. With a flash, he's frozen inside.)", "TRIQUETRA FLASH TO:", "[Scenes from 8X17: Generation Hex]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC -- DAY]", "(Piper throws a potion at Pator and hits him square in the chest. Pator screams.)", "PATOR: Aaaah!", "(Ryan gets up from behind the couch to watch.)", "(Pator starts to break up as he screams.)", "PATOR: Argggh!", "(As Piper watches, Pator does regenerates.)", "(Rondok steps forward and puts his hands on Pator's shoulders. He shimmers them both out.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(Piper is talking softly on the phone while Ryan and Jen are in the back cleaning up.)", "PIPER: (to phone) I'm really sorry, but the Noxons just attacked here. INTERCUT WITH:", "[EXT. PARK - DAY]", "BILLIE: (to phone) And?", "PIPER: I have no idea how to vanquish them.", "BILLIE: (to phone) Okay, I'm on my way over. Bye.", "TRIQUETRA FLAHS TO:", "[INT. HOTEL ROOM -- NIGHT]", "(The door opens. Christy enters first.)", "CHRISTY: Mom? Dad.", "(Billie pushes past Christy and sees Helen and Carl on the floor, dead.)", "BILLIE: Oh, God. Oh, my God.", "TRIQUETRA FLASH TO:", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - STUDY - NIGHT]", "(Candor turns and talks with Christy.)", "CHRISTY: They were my parents.", "CANDOR (TRIAD): They were distracting you from taking the final step.", "CHRISTY: bstrd!", "(Christy steps forward and sinks her hand clear through Candor's chest.)", "(Christy is killing him.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "CANDOR (TRIAD): You just passed the final test.", "(Fire consumes Candor. He explodes.)", "(Christy is left standing alone in the study.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "END OF PREVIOUSLY ON", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. UNIVERISTY (STOCK) - DAY]", "[EXT. UNIVERSITY CAMPUS (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. DORM - HALLWAY -- DAY]", "(Christy and Billie are headed for her dorm room, both carrying their bags with them.)", "BILLIE: Are you sure you don't want to go to the manor? I mean, it's going to be kind of cramped here.", "CHRISTY: No, it's bigger than a cave. I mean, it works for me if it works for you.", "BILLIE: Yeah, I don't even come here that much anymore. In fact, I don't think I ever want to come back.", "(Billie opens the door with her key.)", "[INT. DORM ROOM - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(They enter.)", "CHRISTY: Well, can't you just get a bigger dorm?", "BILLIE: No, not the dorm. I mean school. (She closes the door.) So much", "has happened.", "(Billie puts her bags down and sits on the bed.)", "CHRISTY: Billie, you can't quit now. You have to graduate. Mom and dad", "would want you to.", "BILLIE: Well, mom and dad aren't here anymore, are they? (sighs) I'm sorry. Just a little tired right now.", "CHRISTY: I know. This has been really ... hard for both of us.", "(Christy sits on the bed facing Billie.)", "BILLIE: I just still can't believe they're gone. I mean, I feel like --", "CHRISTY: It's not your fault, okay? A demon murdered them.", "BILLIE: Yeah, but if I wouldn't have left them, maybe they would still be here.", "CHRISTY: Or if Piper hadn't called you away.", "BILLIE: This is not her fault.", "CHRISTY: Oh, it isn't?", "(Billie looks at Christy, surprised she'd even say it.)", "CHRISTY: You know what? You just stay here, okay? You rest. We're going to", "get through this. I promise. I promise, together.", "BILLIE: (sighs) I would have never been able to get through this week without you.", "CHRISTY: Well, I'd still be ... living in a cave without you. I'll be back.", "(Christy gets up and heads for the door.)", "BILLIE: What? Where are you going?", "CHRISTY: I'm going to help my little sister get some peace of mind. You know,", "I mean, the police might think that mom and dad are an unsolved case, but we know better.", "BILLIE: The Noxon demon can't be vanquished.", "CHRISTY: You know that. Then I'll hit him with a potion, and I'll send him to the astral plane like Piper did to the other demons.", "BILLIE: But she can't find him.", "CHRISTY: Then I'll help her, Billie. You let me worry about the demons. You just get some rest.", "(Billie accepts that as Christy leaves the dorm room.)", "WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL -- DAY]", "(Creo and a group of demons are in the Great Hall.)", "CREO: The Noxon won't be easy to find. He's on the run. He's cagey. But we", "will scour the underworld. Whatever it takes to find him.", "RAHL: I don't like it. Vanquishing a fellow demon?", "CREO: We're not going to vanquish him. Not until we can use him to separate the other sister from the Charmed Ones.", "RAHL: (half to the others) Yeah, but why do we have to do what the Triad wants anymore? They're dead.", "CREO: Nevertheless ... we do what we're told.", "(Rahl sits up, challenging Creo.)", "RAHL: Says who?", "(Creo suddenly hurls an energy ball at Rahl, who bursts into flames as he screams in agony.)", "(Christy walks into the Great Hall.)", "CHRISTY: What's going on?", "(She looks at the demons.)", "CHRISTY: Is there a problem?", "CREO: No. Not anymore. (then deferential) We're here to help.", "(Christy looks at the other demons to see if they're in agreement. She appears pleased by what she sees.)", "FADE TO", "END OF TEASER", "ROLL TITLE CREDITS", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. HOUSES (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. MANOR - MAIN HALL -- DAY]", "(OPEN ON: The Grandfather clock face reads 11:47. Paige paces the floor as", "she waits for someone to return.)", "(The front door opens and she rushes over to meet Piper.)", "PAIGE: Hey, there. (Piper closes the door.) What took you so long?", "PIPER: Uh, I was dropping the boys off at dad's. Why? What are you doing", "here?", "(Piper removes her jacket and hangs it on the hallway hook.)", "(Paige walks with Piper through the main hall.)", "PAIGE: Oh, you know. Just in the neighborhood. Thought I'd drop by, see", "how you're doing. How go the battles?", "PIPER: The battles?", "PAIGE: Yeah, you know, ultimate power, ultimate threat. Ultimate stuff. Need any help?", "PIPER: You just got back from your honeymoon and you want to talk about demons?", "PAIGE: Well, it is what we do, isn't it? You're giving me a very suspicious look. You know what? You're a very suspicious person.", "PIPER: And you're avoiding the question.", "PAIGE: I am not. (Piper doesn't believe her.) All right, fine, maybe I am. But it doesn't mean I don't want to help out of the goodness of my own heart.", "(Paige gives her an innocent smile. Piper's no idiot.)", "PIPER: Mm-hmm. I think you need to talk to Henry.", "(Piper heads for the stairs.)", "PAIGE: About what? About demons?", "PIPER: No, about whatever it is you came here to talk to me about that you", "should be talking to him about.", "(Paige groans.)", "[INT. MANOR - SECOND FLOOR HALLWAY - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Paige and Piper continue.)", "PAIGE: I can't tell him about it 'cause it's just going to hurt his feelings.", "PIPER: That's not a good enough reason.", "(Paige groans.)", "PAIGE: The problem is, is that it's not Henry's fault at all, okay? He's amazing.", "I love him.", "PIPER: I can see why you're avoiding him.", "(Piper and Paige head up the stairs to the attic.)", "[INT. MANOR - STAIRS / ATTIC -- DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "PAIGE: See the thing is, it took me so long to forge an identity separate of you", "and Phoebe. I'm just -- I guess I'm kind of afraid of losing myself in the marriage.", "(Piper stops and turns around.)", "PIPER: So you're burying yourself in demons?", "PAIGE: (nods) It could work for me.", "PIPER: I don't approve of the way you're handling this. (beat) Anyway, I", "think I have a lead.", "(Piper turns and continues up the stairs to the attic. Paige follows her.)", "(They enter the attic and head for the Book of Shadows.)", "PIPER: If the Noxon demons killed Christy and Billie's parents, somebody else", "had to send them to do it.", "PAIGE: Because they were originally after the magic school kids, right?", "(Piper stops in front of the Book of Shadows.)", "PIPER: Right. So why change their MO? Unless somebody told them to.", "Whoever it is that's after the key to the ultimate power.", "PAIGE: Do you think they were really after Christy?", "(Piper starts flipping through the Book of Shadows.)", "PIPER: Absolutely, which means the Noxons know who's behind it all.", "PAIGE: And maybe who we'll have to fight to get Leo back.", "(Piper stops on the page for NOXON DEMONS.)", "PAIGE: So, uh, what's the plan?", "(Piper heads over to the potions table.)", "PIPER: Going to find that genetic freak of a demon and tell him we're going to", "do to him what we did to his friend unless he talks.", "PAIGE: What can I do besides ponder the state of my marriage?", "PIPER: You need to go down to the underworld and see if you can find him.", "PAIGE: (nods) Done.", "(Paige steps away.)", "PIPER: Be careful.", "(Piper tosses an ingredient in the pot. It goes POOF!)", "WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. DREGS OF THE UNDERWORLD (JONDAR'S LAIR)]", "(Pator makes his way through the cave, glancing behind him as he goes as if he's being pursued. The cave widens and Pator makes a run for it and finds himself caught.) (A long, worm-like tentacle -- coming out from a hole in the ground -- wraps around Pator's ankle and traps him. He falls to his knees unable to get away.) (Pator turns around and sees the tentacle. He raises his hand and throws a fire ball at the tentacle. The end of the tentacle flares red and travels down the length toward the hole, but fizzles out as it disappears down the hole.)", "JONDAR: (o.s.) What have we here? (Pator whirls around and sees Jondar, a bottom-feeding demon dressed in tattered clothing, step out from the shadows. He's foul-looking and at home in the cave.)", "PATOR: (scared) Who are you? Stay back!", "JONDAR: Or what? (nods toward the tentacle still wrapped around Pator's ankle) She's not just clutching your leg. She's clutching your powers. It'll come in handy when I feed off of you.", "(Jondar scrutinizes Pator.)", "JONDAR: What's a low-level demon like you doing in this neck of the", "underworld?", "PATOR: I'm not low-level. I'm working with the Triad.", "JONDAR: (scoffs) The Triad?", "PATOR: Yeah, yeah. I'm helping them harness the ultimate power, so if you're smart --", "JONDAR: (interrupts) The Triad's dead.", "PATOR: (winging it) Right. Exactly. Which means I'm the only one left who knows where to find the ultimate power. Release me and all the power in the world is yours, I promise.", "JONDAR: Well, why didn't you get it for yourself?", "PATOR: The power has yet to emerge. Until it does I must hide. Demons are after me. And powerful witches. (beat) The Charmed Ones.", "(Jondar's intrigued.)", "PATOR: I'm telling the truth, I swear.", "JONDAR: Well ... seeing as how you're so neatly tied up at the moment, I think", "I'll just leave you here, see who comes looking.", "(Jondar shimmers out as Pator cries.)", "PATOR: No. Come back! (shouts) They'll find me!", "(beat)", "(PRE-LAP) COOP: (v.o.) I'm telling you, I found him.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - LIVING ROOM -- DAY]", "(Phoebe is sitting on her couch with her laptop, trying to ignore Coop who stands next to her, determined to get her attention. Her ankles are crossed and resting on the ottoman in front of her.)", "COOP: I found you a match, and he could be the man of your dreams.", "(Phoebe ignores him. Coop pulls the ear plug out of Phoebe's ear.)", "COOP: Phoebe! Hello? Am I making myself clear?", "PHOEBE: Hello, I'm working. Do you see me working?", "COOP: Yeah, yeah.", "(Coop reaches out and closes Phoebe's laptop. Phoebe groans.)", "COOP: So am I. How about Michael?", "PHOEBE: Coop.", "COOP: Also happens to be the style editor at your paper, no less.", "PHOEBE: Which probably makes him gay, okay? I know who he is, and no,", "thank you.", "COOP: He's not gay. Trust me, I wouldn't be setting you up with him. (Coop walks behind Phoebe and kneels down, resting his chin on the back of her chair.) So why don't you go out with him, huh?", "PHOEBE: Well, maybe because I don't like to date people at the workplace. Did you ever think of that?", "COOP: Mmm, yeah, yeah. Of course I thought about that. (He stands up.) I think about everything when it comes to matchmaking. Besides, you met Jason at work and Leslie and Dex.", "(He ticks the names off on his fingers.)", "PHOEBE: Yeah, and those didn't go too well for me, did they?", "COOP: Yeah, but not because you worked with them. It's because of, you", "know, other reasons. I mean, I'm not asking you to marry the guy. Just go out with him. Let me see how close I am to figuring you out, huh? What do you got to lose, huh? (He sits down in his chair.) Take a risk.", "PHOEBE: It's just the whole process, you know? Like dating and then opening up to someone and then having to tell them that I'm a witch. Them fainting. It's just not fun.", "COOP: Oh, you are so confusing to me. I don't get it. First you tell me you don't want to date magical beings. And then you don't want to date mortals. Who's left?", "(Phoebe laughs.)", "COOP: Yeah, yeah. It's not funny.", "(Coop gets up and picks up Phoebe's feet as he sits on the ottoman in front of her. He puts her legs back down on his lap. An unconsciously intimate move. He continues to plead his case to Phoebe.)", "COOP: You have any idea how hard it is to find a match for you, Phoebe? You are a smart, successful, gorgeous woman - (He picks up and holds her hands in his.) -- with a great sense of humor and amazing strength. Look at you. You're lounging around in a track suit with a pencil in your hair and glasses, and ...", "(He gazes at her as if realizing it for the first time. A dangerous realization.)", "COOP: (wondrously) ... you're so beautiful.", "PHOEBE: Really?", "(Catching himself, Coop moves Phoebe's legs off his lap and stands up.)", "COOP: Yeah, yeah. I'm just --", "(Coop laughs nervously and puts even more distance between himself and Phoebe.)", "COOP: Just, you know, trying to see what Michael sees in you, or would see in you if you'd go out with the guy.", "PHOEBE: Okay, well, what about my column? And everything Piper's going through? I mean, doesn't love pale in comparison to all of that?", "COOP: No, you don't get it. I don't know how many times I need to tell you.", "(Coop moves toward her and kneels down next to her chair.)", "COOP: Love doesn't pale in comparison to anything. It makes the world turn", "and the flowers grow. (He looks at her expression and stop.) Okay, smart aleck, do me a favor. Just be open next time love comes knocking, okay?", "(Before Phoebe can say anything. Someone is knocking at her door.)", "(Impressed, Phoebe looks at Coop.)", "PHOEBE: Hmm?", "(Coop shrugs.)", "(Phoebe gets up to answer the door.)", "PHOEBE: Hope it's not my sister.", "(Coop stands up.)", "(Phoebe opens the door and finds Billie standing out in the hallway.)", "PHOEBE: Oh, hey, sweetie. How are you?", "BILLIE: Hi, I've been better.", "(Billie walks in.)", "PHOEBE: You look exhausted. Come in.", "(As she enters, Coop heads out.)", "COOP: (softly) Hey. I'm going to be prepping Michael.", "(Phoebe gives him an unenthusiastic thumb's up.)", "PHOEBE: Okay.", "(Coop closes the door behind him.)", "(Billie sits on the couch. Phoebe sits next to her.)", "PHOEBE: So how was it?", "BILLIE: Well, just about as good as a funeral can be. I just -- Can I hang out", "here? I don't want to be alone right now.", "PHOEBE: Of course you can. Yeah, you could stay here as long as you want. (Billie puts her head back and sighs. Phoebe puts her glasses on the table and settles back to watch over Billie.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC -- DAY]", "(Piper is putting a number of potions vials in a carrying pack when Paige orbs in.)", "PAIGE: Hey, okay, so I found the Noxon, but we better hurry in case he moves.", "PIPER: Well, uh, you might want to call Henry first. He's called three times since you left.", "PAIGE: Yeah, he called my cell, you know, left a message, but I'll just get him when I come back.", "PIPER: So now you're avoiding his phone calls? Paige.", "PAIGE: No, I'm not avoiding him, but I told you I don't really know what to say to him yet. And besides, it's not his problem; it's mine.", "PIPER: Well, it is his problem if you're not taking his calls.", "PAIGE: Do you want to let this demon get away, or what?", "PIPER: Okay, fine.", "(Christy walks into the attic.)", "PIPER: Just let my years of marriage experience go to waste. Fine, let's go.", "Here.", "(Piper hands the spell to Paige. They turn and see Christy.)", "CHRISTY: Go where?", "PAIGE: Oh, hey, Christy. How you doing?", "CHRISTY: I'm not doing very well.", "PAIGE: Where's Billie?", "CHRISTY: She's back at her dorm room. She's resting.", "PIPER: That's weird. Phoebe just called and said she was at her apartment.", "CHRISTY: I see. So where are you on finding the demon you let kill my", "parents?", "PIPER: Whoa, hang on. We didn't let anybody kill --", "PAIGE: (interrupts) Uh, actually we found him, but if we don't want to lose him we need to go right now.", "(Paige glares at Piper. Piper's not happy about it.)", "CHRISTY: All right. Well, then, I'm going, but I get to be the one who sends", "his sorry ass to the astral plane.", "PAIGE: Actually, uh, no. We don't want to vanquish him. We need to question him because it's more important to find out who put him up to this.", "CHRISTY: Who cares? Who wants to talk to him? I want him dead.", "PIPER: Well, I understand that, but we can't ignore the fact that this could be connected to something else, like saving Leo.", "CHRISTY: So that's what this is about. Saving your husband.", "PIPER: Well, yeah, but --", "CHRISTY: (interrupts) If we don't vanquish him, he could escape.", "PIPER: Well, I realize that, but we need to get some information out of him first. (to Paige) Let's go. (Paige starts orbing out. Mid-orb, Christy steps forward, puts her hand on theirs and hitches a ride.)", "(They orb out.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. DREGS OF THE UNDERWORLD (JONDAR'S LAIR)]", "(Pator is sitting on the ground, his back against the rock. The tentacle is still wrapped around his ankle.) (The girls orb in. Pator opens his eyes. Paige pulls her hands away from Christy.)", "PAIGE: What are you doing?", "CHRISTY: I'm not going to let you take this away from me.", "PIPER: You shouldn't even be here. The demons are after you.", "CHRISTY: I don't care.", "PAIGE: Look, stop it. We're not going to let him get away. You need to just back off. (exasperated) Gosh.", "(Piper and Paige turn around to talk with Pator.)", "PIPER: (to Pator) Okay, listen. You have one chance and one chance only to", "tell me who sent you and why.", "(Piper opens her pack and takes out a potion.)", "PATOR: I don't know what you're talking about.", "PIPER: The hell you don't.", "(Piper throws the potion and hits Pator in the chest. The vial explodes and Pator screams as he starts burning.)", "(The tentacle legs go of Pator's ankle and slinks back into the hole.)", "CHRISTY: Say the spell.", "PIPER: No.", "CHRISTY: Say it!", "(Distracted, Paige turns around.)", "PAIGE: (to Christy) Stop it!", "(Christy grabs the spell from Paige and pushes her hard. Paige falls head-first against the cave wall.)", "(With the spell, Christy starts reading. Piper goes to help Paige.)", "CHRISTY: Demon of fire, demon of pain, I banish you to the astral--\" (Before she can finish, Piper blasts Christy to stop her. She hits Christy in the arm. Christy hits the cave wall and falls.)", "(Pator regenerates.)", "(Piper helps Paige up. Christy is disoriented on the cave floor, her arm burned from where Piper hit her.)", "(Jondar shimmers into the cave next to Pator.)", "JONDAR: (to Pator) Looks like you were telling the truth.", "(He quickly shimmers them both out.)", "PIPER: (sighs) Damn it.", "(Christy is still on the cave floor, panting, half-sobbing. The spell is still clutched in her hand.)", "PIPER: Are you okay?", "(They both turn to look at Christy.)", "PAIGE: Yeah, uh, it's not me I'm worried about.", "(Christy gets to her feet and tenderly clutches her injured arm. Anger and hatred burn in her eyes as she glares back at them.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - MAIN HALL -- DAY]", "(Paige orbs them back to the manor. As soon as they solidify, Christy steps away from them.)", "CHRISTY: I knew he would get away!", "PAIGE: Christy, just let me heal you, okay?", "CHRISTY: Right, after she just tried to kill me?", "PIPER: I didn't try to kill you. It was an accident.", "CHRISTY: That was no accident.", "PIPER: Okay, listen. You're right, it wasn't, but I didn't mean to hurt you, okay? I just couldn't let you vanquish him.", "CHRISTY: Well, now he got away.", "PIPER: Look, Christy, you didn't leave me a choice, okay? This is my husband, and that demon -", "CHRISTY: (hard) Killed my parents. Why am I even explaining this to you? It's not like you care.", "PAIGE: Of course we care. We care about you, and we care about Billie. Billie's been like a sister to us.", "CHRISTY: Well, Billie's not your sister.", "(Paige takes a step forward.)", "PAIGE: Christy, please --", "(Christy brushes past both Piper and Paige on her way to the door.)", "CHRISTY: Look, just stay away from me. And stay away from Billie.", "(Christy leaves, slamming the door behind her.)", "PAIGE: Well, that went swimmingly.", "PIPER: There was nothing else I could do. Right?", "PAIGE: No, you did what you had to do.", "PIPER: (sighs) Still, I don't expect her to understand. She doesn't know Leo,", "and she barely knows us, and all she wants is revenge.", "(Piper takes her potions pack off.)", "PAIGE: Can you blame her?", "PIPER: No, but it doesn't mean anything. We still have to find the Noxon", "again.", "(She puts the potions pack on the side table.)", "PAIGE: We'll just figure out who took him.", "PIPER: Okay, I'll check the Book.", "(The phone rings; Paige checks the caller ID.)", "PAIGE: It's Phoebe. I'll fill her in.", "PIPER: You know where to find me.", "(Paige answers the phone as Piper heads for the attic.)", "PAIGE: (to phone) Hello.", "INTERCUT WITH:", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - DAY]", "(Phoebe is working and on the phone.)", "PHOEBE: (to phone) Any luck with Leo?", "PAIGE: Uh, no, but we did manage successfully to get Christy to hate us.", "PHOEBE: What? How?", "PAIGE: Well, we were going after the --", "(The second line beeps.)", "PAIGE: (to Phoebe) Hold on a second, okay?", "(She switches lines.)", "PAIGE: (to Henry) Hello.", "INTERCUT WITH:", "[INT. HENRY'S OFFICE - DAY]", "HENRY: (to phone) Hi, Paige. Where have you been?", "PAIGE: (to Henry) Hey. Hi, honey. Um, just kind of a bad demon fight. Um,", "can you hold on a second?", "HENRY: Wha--", "(Paige switches back to line 1.)", "PAIGE: (to phone) Phoebes, that's Henry.", "PHOEBE: Okay, so quick, what happened?", "PAIGE: Well, Christy wanted to vanquish the Noxon, but we needed to talk to", "him --", "PHOEBE: Wait, you found the Noxon?", "PAIGE: Kind of, sort of. He got away, but that was only after -- okay, this is going to take a minute. Hold on a sec.", "(She switches back to line 2.)", "PAIGE: (to Henry) Hey, um, can I call you back?", "HENRY: (to phone) No, that's why I'm calling you. Because you haven't called", "you back yet.", "PAIGE: Yes, okay. Um, I'm sorry about that.", "HENRY: (to phone) Paige, are you mad at me? Did I do something that I don't know I did?", "PAIGE: (to phone) No, I'm not mad at you. Not at all. It's just --", "HENRY: (to phone) What? What? What? What?", "(Paige sighs.)", "PAIGE: (to phone) Hold on a second. (She switches lines again.) Phoebe,", "forget about Christy. What I really need your help with is Henry. (There's no response.) Phoebe?", "HENRY: (to phone) Still me, Paige.", "PAIGE: Oh.", "HENRY: What is going on? Talk to me.", "PAIGE: Nothing. It's nothing. It's really nothing. You're completely perfect. (Henry smiles a little.) You are. Can I just call you later? That would really be the best thing. Okay, I'll do that. Bye.", "(Paige hangs up before Henry can get a word in.)", "PAIGE: Phoebe?", "PHOEBE: Yeah.", "PAIGE: (sighs) I need professional help. Can I borrow your Cupid?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL -- DAY]", "(Christy holds her injured arm and yells for Creo.)", "CHRISTY: A little help here please. Creo, where are you?", "(Creo shimmers in.)", "CREO: Sorry, I was looking for the Noxon.", "CHRISTY: Well, you're a little late. The Charmed Ones already found him.", "(He sees her injury.)", "CREO: What happened?", "CHRISTY: Piper attacked me. I followed her to the Noxon, and she wouldn't", "let me vanquish him.", "CREO: But you're not supposed to vanquish him. We need him to turn your sister against the Charmed Ones.", "CHRISTY: Yeah, I know. I know. But I was upset, okay? He killed my parents.", "(Christy walks over to the couch and sits down.)", "CREO: But now you need to focus on your sister, and that wound just might", "help. It could help to convince her that the Charmed Ones are truly bad.", "CHRISTY: I don't know. She's pretty attached to them.", "CREO: All the more reason to try and save her from them as soon as possible, as the Triad said you must. (a reminder) They're using her, Christy. You know that, and you also know that the two of you are the only ones who can stop them.", "CHRISTY: Do you really think so?", "CREO: It is your destiny. One that you will not fulfill unless you get your sister away from them by any means necessary.", "CHRISTY: (gets to her feet) Well, you better get to the Noxon before they do, or you'll have to come up with another plan.", "CREO: I'll worry about finding the Noxon. You worry about saving Billie. (Off Christy, nodding, trying to stay focused ...", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. UNDERWORLD -- JONDAR'S LAIR - ETERNAL NIGHT]", "(Camera follows the tentacle, stretched across a different cave and just as dingy as the first. The tentacle is wrapped around Pator's ankle again. Jondar walks around him, pleased with having Pator at his mercy.)", "JONDAR: You're far more valuable than I imagined.", "PATOR: Let me go. I wasn't lying about the ultimate power. I proved -", "JONDAR: (interrupts) -- that I should be able to fetch a high price for you.", "PATOR: They'll come back for me. It's just a matter of time.", "JONDAR: I doubt that. My lair is a labyrinth of secluded caves. I should be safe long enough to figure out what to do with you.", "(Pator looks around for an escape and sees the stalactites on the cave walls.)", "PATOR: (stalling) But we aren't dealing with ordinary witches. The Charmed", "Ones --", "JONDAR: -- Make you all the more valuable. I could trade you for immunity from them. (Jondar stops in front of Pator.) Or perhaps I could sell you to demons in exchange for powers. The possibilities are limitless. (Taking the opportunity, Pator kicks Jondar with his free leg, sending him straight toward the stalactites. They pierce through his body. He screams as he's vanquished.) (The tentacle dissolves, freeing Pator. Pator gets to his feet and runs out of the cave.) WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. THE BAY MIRROR - BULLPEN -- DAY]", "(Coop has his arm around Michael's shoulders as they cross the bullpen.)", "COOP: Come on, seriously. What's the harm in asking Phoebe out one more", "time?", "MICHAEL: Look, I don't think she's into me. I don't want to push it.", "COOP: Ah, see that? You're being sensitive. Phoebe loves sensitive.", "MICHAEL: Yeah, then how come she has an excuse every time I ask her out?", "COOP: She's just playing hard to get.", "MICHAEL: Really hard to get.", "COOP: Come on, isn't she worth it? Huh? Caring, funny, talented.", "MICHAEL: Hot.", "COOP: You -- you can't say hot, okay? Women want romance, poetry.", "MICHAEL: See, I'm not much of a poet.", "COOP: You don't have to be. Just think about Phoebe and let the poetry come to you from what you see. (As he talks, the couple walking past in the background, stops, listens and smiles knowingly at Coop.)", "COOP: Oh, she's -- she's ethereal. You know? Rose-petal lips, slender neck. Fiery passionate eyes. And when she laughs, doesn't that just make you feel like you can fly? (That question hangs in the air as Coop realizes Michael and a few other people are staring at him.)", "MICHAEL: Maybe you should ask her out.", "COOP: (covering) Me? Pssh, no. (chuckling) No. It's against the rules.", "MICHAEL: Well, then maybe you ought to go work for another dating service.", "COOP: You're missing the whole point. If you want to go out with a woman like Phoebe, you can't just ask her out. You have to woo her.", "MICHAEL: I don't usually woo.", "COOP: Well, you're going to have to if you want to go out with her. It's easy. I'll walk you through it. Meet me at Phoebe's house with a dozen red roses. Long stem. Trust me. (Coop takes out a pen and notebook to start writing. He turns around and sees Michael sitting there.)", "COOP: What are you doing here - ? What are you doing here? Come on, go. Chop, chop. What are you waiting for? (Michael stands up and heads out. He passes Paige in the doorway. She's coming in.)", "PAIGE: Ah, Coop. I need to talk to you.", "(Paige grabs him by his arm and drags him to Phoebe's office.)", "COOP: I'm right in the middle of something here.", "PAIGE: Ok, but it's kind of an emergency.", "(They enter Phoebe's office.)", "[INT. THE BAY MIRROR - PHOEBE'S OFFICE - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(Paige shuts the door behind her.)", "COOP: (suddenly concerned) What? What do you mean? Something", "happened to Phoebe?", "PAIGE: No, no, no. Nothing happened to Phoebe. It's an emergency of me.", "COOP: (relieved) Oh. Well ... the Elders didn't really send me down here to work with the whole family. (Coop settles in the chair behind Phoebe's desk. He starts writing and listening absently to Paige.)", "PAIGE: (sighs) Look, please? I really need your expertise, Coop.", "COOP: How much help do you need after only two weeks of marriage? Does Henry keep leaving the toilet seat up?", "PAIGE: No, it's not Henry - (She sighs.) It's me, okay? It's me. I'm so used to having my own identity, you know, and being super independent, and now it's -- it's not just a \"me\", it's a \"we\", and I'm kinda freaking out on that, and I'm taking it out on him, and I can't do that.", "COOP: It will work itself out. You've talked to him about this, right?", "PAIGE: I've tried to talk to him about it, but it just comes out wrong.", "COOP: Paige ...", "(Coop stands up and walks around the desk to stop in front of Paige.)", "COOP: I'm really busy here. So ... give it some time.", "PAIGE: I don't have time, okay? I really, really don't. Isn't there something", "you can do?", "COOP: Well, yeah, there is one thing.", "PAIGE: What? Please, I'm open to anything.", "COOP: (nods) All right. You got it.", "(He waves his hand as his Cupid's ring glows. Paige vanishes.)", "(Coop nods, satisfied.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. HENRY'S OFFICE -- DAY]", "(Henry is sitting at his desk going through some reports when a large, bright orb appears at his forehead and is absorbed into him. His face glows. He lifts his hand and bats the air in front of his face, feeling something, but not sure what it is.)", "PAIGE'S VOICE: Henry?", "(Henry looks around.)", "HENRY: Paige? Where are you?", "PAIGE'S VOICE: That's a very good question.", "(Henry chuckles. He drops the report on the desk.)", "HENRY: I know.", "PAIGE'S VOICE: Oh, no. Uh ... go to a mirror.", "HENRY: Mirror? Why?", "PAIGE'S VOICE: Please just do this.", "ON HENRY:", "(Henry puts his pen down and gets up. He heads over to the wall mirror.)", "HENRY: Okay. Why do I have to look at -- aah!", "(Henry's shocked by what he sees.)", "ON MIRROR:", "(Henry sees Paige's reflection back at him.)", "HENRY: What the ...", "PAIGE: Oh, God ... I'm in your head.", "HENRY: I can see that. Paige, what's going on?", "PAIGE: (shouts) Coop!", "(Henry flinches and covers his ears. Paige turns and looks at Henry. Henry shrugs. He doesn't know what to do either.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT -- DAY]", "(Billie's still asleep on Phoebe's bed while Phoebe works on her column. Then there is a faint tap. Then, another. Phoebe looks around the room, wondering what she heard.)", "ANGLE - FRENCH DOORS", "(Tiny pebbles thrown from below are hitting the glass.)", "(Phoebe takes her glasses off and goes top investigate.)", "[EXT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - DAY]", "(She slips out the open balcony doors and looks down to the street below and finds ... INTERCUT WITH:", "ANGLE - MICHAEL", "( ... Michael standing with a huge bouquet of red roses.)", "PHOEBE: Michael? (He smiles at her.) Hey! What are you doing here?", "MICHAEL: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm wooing you.", "PHOEBE: You're what?", "MICHAEL: Well, you deserve it, don't you?", "(Camera slowly moves down the balcony to show ...", "ANGLE - UNDERNEATH BALCONY", "(Coop is there just under the balcony and out of Phoebe's line of vision, feeding lines to Michael just like Cyrano de Bergerac.)", "COOP: You're not just anyone, you're special.", "MICHAEL: (o.s.) You're not just anybody, you're special.", "COOP: You're one in a million.", "MICHAEL: (o.s.) One in a million.", "COOP: I'm not leaving here until I get you to go out with me.", "MICHAEL: And I'm not giving up until I get you to go out with me.", "PHOEBE: Wow. Michael, I had no idea you were such a romantic.", "COOP: No, I'm not.", "MICHAEL: I'm hot.", "(Coop grimaces. In his hand, he has his pen and notebook.)", "PHOEBE: (huh?) I'm sorry. You're what?", "(Flustered, Michael looks at Coop.)", "COOP: (wincing) No. I'm not.", "MICHAEL: I mean, uh, I'm not.", "COOP: I'm--I'm not really ... a romantic.", "MICHAEL: (tries to keep up with Coop) Romantic. Really. It's just that, uh ...", "ANGLE -- COOP", "COOP: You bring it out in me.", "MICHAEL: You bring it out in me. Every time I see you, every-", "COOP: -- every time you walk past.", "MICHAEL: Every time you walk past. You're all I ever think about. And it's", "been that way from the moment I laid eyes on you.", "COOP: (longingly) The way you walk. The way you smile.", "(Coop isn't looking at his notes anymore, as he just thinks about Phoebe ... )", "MICHAEL: (o.s.) The way you walk. The way you smile.", "COOP: How you help so many with your words.", "MICHAEL: The way you help so many with your words. I knew I had to do", "everything I could to get you to go out with me.", "COOP: And that's why I'm here now.", "MICHAEL: That's why I'm here now.", "COOP: Hoping that you can't turn me down.", "MICHAEL: Hoping you can't turn me down.", "ANGLE - PHOEBE", "(More than impressed.)", "PHOEBE: I don't know what to say.", "COOP: (sadly) Just say yes.", "MICHAEL: Say ... yes.", "(Phoebe smiles.)", "(Suddenly there is loud pounding on Phoebe's front door. She reacts, startled, concerned. But Michael can't hear it from the ground.)", "MICHAEL: Well?", "(The pounding continues, growing more frantic with every passing moment.)", "PHOEBE: Uh ... you know what? I have to go.", "MICHAEL: Wait - w-w-wait. But --", "PHOEBE: Listen, thank you so much for coming. It means so much to me.", "And will you leave the flowers by the door? Okay?", "(Phoebe turns and heads back into the loft.)", "(Michael looks around, a little at a loss for what to do.)", "MICHAEL: (to Coop) What now?", "COOP: Just keep trying. She's worth it, believe me.", "(Coop gets up and leaves.)", "COOP: Come on.", "(Michael sets the roses down next to the front door stairs.)", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(The sharp pounding continues as Phoebe hurries to her door. She meets Billie, sleepy-eyed, emerging from the bedroom.)", "BILLIE: What's going on?", "PHOEBE: Uh ... I don't know. (Phoebe opens the door to Christy, still pounding angry, and her eyes, red and puffy from crying.)", "PHOEBE: Christy. Hey, what's wrong?", "CHRISTY: Billie, I need to talk to you.", "BILLIE: What happened to you?", "(Christy shows them her injured arm.)", "CHRISTY: Piper attacked me.", "BILLIE: What?", "PHOEBE: Okay, you know what? Come in and we're going to talk about this.", "CHRISTY: (coldly) No, I'm not coming in. Billie's coming out.", "(Phoebe turns and looks at Billie.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "FADEIN:", "[EXT. SIDEWALK -- DAY]", "(OPEN ON: The dozen red roses on the sidewalk near the front door to", "Phoebe's building. Christy and Billie exit the building and head down the sidewalk.)", "BILLIE: Look, I still don't know why you didn't let Paige heal you.", "CHRISTY: Oh, right. After what Piper did to me? I don't think so.", "BILLIE: But still -- okay, just -- please just stop and just tell me exactly what happened.", "CHRISTY: It's real simple, Billie. I tried to kill the demon that killed mom and dad and she wouldn't let me.", "BILLIE: It doesn't make any sense.", "CHRISTY: Does this make sense? Listen to me, Piper is so obsessed with saving her husband, she doesn't care who gets in her way.", "BILLIE: But I don't believe she'd ever hurt you.", "CHRISTY: Yeah, well, believe it.", "BILLIE: I have to be missing something.", "CHRISTY: Fine. Then let's go to the house and you can ask them yourself.", "BILLIE: No, I'll go. You're way too upset.", "CHRISTY: Billie, you can't trust them!", "BILLIE: That's not true.", "CHRISTY: Oh, really? Face it. They don't care about what we want. They care about what they want.", "BILLIE: Look, let me just go back to the house and talk to 'em myself. Just meet me at the dorm, okay? Please!", "(Billie hurries away. Christy watches her, a pleased smile lights her face.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. HENRY'S OFFICE -- DAY]", "(Henry looks at the mirror and talks with Paige.)", "HENRY: I still don't understand why couldn't just talk to me about this. Why", "did you have to use magic?", "PAIGE: I didn't mean to. Look, I don't have time to talk about this right now. I have to go help Piper.", "HENRY: Well, you should have thought about that before you jumped in my head.", "PAIGE: I didn't jump in your head! Coop put me there!", "HENRY: Right, right -- because you were losing yourself?", "(Henry turns away and continues to talk. His office door is wide open.)", "HENRY: What does that even mean? I thought things were going great", "between us. Hey, Paige, I love being married to you, okay?", "PAIGE'S VOICE: And I love being married to you, too. That's the problem.", "HENRY: How could that be a problem?", "PAIGE'S VOICE: Because I never loved someone so much before. And I love you so much that I'm afraid of losing ... me.", "HENRY: But maybe you're going to find something new ... like I did.", "PAIGE'S VOICE: You did?", "HENRY: Yeah. Isn't that the point of marriage?", "PAIGE'S VOICE: Henry, go to the mirror. (Henry turns and goes to stand in front of the mirror so he can talk to Paige's image.)", "HENRY: Paige, I want you to stay the women that you are. I fell in love with the woman that you are. But at the same time, I think we can make each other stronger.", "PAIGE: That was Coop's point, too. (beat) Sorry I snapped at you.", "(Henry lovingly touches the Paige's image in the mirror.)", "HENRY: I'm sorry, too, my little baby, baby, baby, baby --", "(Dennis walks past the door carrying a thick envelope. He stops when he sees Henry coo-ing affectionately to the mirror.)", "DENNIS: (o.s.) Uh, you okay, Henry? (Henry whirls around to see Dennis, one of his parolees, standing just outside the office door, holding a file envelope and looking strangely back at Henry. Henry leans against the door frame, blocking Dennis' view behind him.)", "HENRY: (embarrassed) Dennis. Uh ...", "PAIGE'S VOICE (IN HENRY): (to Henry) Trouble with the Missus.", "HENRY: (out loud) Trouble with the Missus.", "DENNIS: Oh. I guess that means I don't have to listen to you gush about her for once, huh?", "PAIGE'S VOICE (IN HENRY): Aww. You gush about me?", "HENRY: (out loud) Yeah, I do. (to Dennis) No, you don't. You won't. You checked in on time, so now you can go. And we'll see you the same time tomorrow. Great. (nods.)", "DENNIS: Yeah. Right.", "HENRY: Mm-hmm.", "DENNIS: Yeah. See ya.", "HENRY: Okay. Get home safe.", "(Puzzled, Dennis leaves. Henry turns.)", "HENRY: (to Paige) We have to do something about this fast.", "PAIGE'S VOICE: I couldn't agree more.", "(Suddenly, Paige orbs Henry out of the office.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - KITCHEN - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Piper and Phoebe are in the kitchen. Piper is standing by the island while Phoebe is sitting on the counter in the corner. Both are completely surprised when Henry orbs in. Henry's just as surprised.)", "HENRY: Whoa.", "(He looks around, finding himself suddenly in the kitchen.)", "PIPER: Whoa yourself. How'd you do that?", "PAIGE'S VOICE (IN HENRY): Ask if they've had any luck finding the Noxon --", "HENRY: (interrupting) (to Paige) Hold it a second. I think it'll be easier if I", "just talk to them myself, honey.", "PHOEBE: (amused) \"Honey\"? Are you okay?", "HENRY: Uh ... yeah. I'm--I'm fine.", "PAIGE'S VOICE (IN HENRY): No, you're not, and neither am I.", "(Henry makes an impatient noise to Paige.)", "PIPER: Why are you talking to yourself?", "HENRY: No, I'm not. (points to his head) Uh ... Paige is in my head.", "PAIGE'S VOICE (IN HENRY): Tell her I went to Coop for advice.", "HENRY: (to Paige) Please. I can handle this, Paige.", "(Guessing what's going on, Piper holds back a smile.)", "PAIGE'S VOICE (IN HENRY): Sorry.", "(Henry looks at Phoebe.)", "HENRY: Coop did it.", "PHOEBE: Coop did it. (Phoebe slips off her perch on the counter. Why is she", "not surprised?) Of course he did. Great.", "PIPER: Well, you need to get him to undo it because we need the Power of Three to find the Noxon.", "PAIGE'S VOICE (IN HENRY): I might be able to do it from here.", "(Henry sighs.)", "HENRY: Um ... Paige thinks that she - (He rubs his head and makes a sound.)", "Headache -- Paige thinks that she might be able to do it from where she is. (Off screen, they hear the front door open and close. Immediately, everyone turns. Phoebe and Piper head out of the kitchen. Rubbing his temple, Henry follows them.)", "[INT. MANOR - FRONT HALLWAY - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(Piper, Phoebe and Henry meet up with Billie.)", "PIPER: Billie.", "BILLIE: We need to talk.", "PIPER: I know. I'm sorry about your sister, but -- how are you?", "BILLIE: How am I? I'm not so good. How could you attack my sister?", "PIPER: She didn't leave me much of a choice. She was going to vanquish the", "demon.", "BILLIE: So you just thought you'd vanquish her, too?", "PIPER: No, I didn't --", "PHOEBE: (interrupts) Look, we know how you feel, but revenge is not the only thing right now.", "BILLIE: That's what Christy said. Look, I want to find Leo, too. I really, really do. But not at the expense of her.", "PIPER: Okay, well, then she needs to understand that it can't all be about what she wants. (As Piper talks, Billie turns and sees the potions pack next to the phone on the side table.)", "BILLIE: Right. 'Cause it seems just to be all about what you want.", "PIPER: That's not fair.", "BILLIE: Isn't it?", "PHOEBE: Okay, look, don't you want to figure out who killed your parents?", "BILLIE: Yes, I do, but that not what you care about. All you guys care about is finding Leo. You don't care about me.", "(Billie grabs the potions pack, opens it and takes the vials out.)", "PIPER: Billie, what are you doing?", "BILLIE: I'm going to vanquish the Noxon.", "PIPER: No, you're not.", "BILLIE: What, are you going to blow me up, too?", "PAIGE'S VOICE (IN HENRY): (to Henry) Hold out your hand and call for the", "potion.", "PHOEBE: Nobody's blowing anyone up here.", "BILLIE: That didn't stop her last time.", "PAIGE: Now!", "HENRY: Vial.", "(The vials orb out of Billie's hands and into his. Henry smiles.)", "HENRY: That was cool.", "(Billie telekinetically grabs the vials from Henry's hands. They fly back into Billie's palm.)", "(She wiggles the vials smugly in their faces, turns and leaves.)", "PIPER: Billie! You come back here!", "(Ignoring her, Billie leaves, closing the door behind her.)", "PHOEBE: Now what do we do?", "PIPER: We gotta find that demon before they do.", "(Piper, Phoebe and Henry head upstairs.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. DORM ROOM -- DAY]", "(The door opens and Billie returns. Christy is waiting for her, picking at her newly bandaged arm.)", "CHRISTY: Is everything okay?", "BILLIE: You were right. We are on our own. (And off Christy's smug look, we ...", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL -- NIGHT]", "(On a table filled with open books and lit candles, Billie is looking through the texts at Magic School. Christy enters.)", "CHRISTY: Any luck?", "BILLIE: No, nothing. There's tons of potions to take us to the underworld, but nothing on the Noxon. Are you scared about being here? This place is usually crawling with demons.", "CHRISTY: Well, I think between the two of us, we have enough power to defend ourselves. Besides, we can't count on anyone else. So, we don't have any other choice, do we?", "BILLIE: Yeah, I guess, but it's still kinda creepy.", "(In the back of the room, Creo shimmers in. Christy sees him.)", "CHRISTY: (telepathically to Creo) Do you know where he is?", "CREO: (telepathically to Christy) No, but I'm afraid the Charmed Ones are", "close to figuring it out.", "CHRISTY: (telepathically to Creo) But what if they find him first?", "CREO: (telepathically to Christy) You'll know where to find him, too ... if you use your powers to follow them. It may be your only chance to save her from them.", "(Creo shimmers out. Billie sighs.)", "BILLIE: It's no use. There's nothing here. What are we going to do?", "CHRISTY: I wonder ...", "BILLIE: What?", "CHRISTY: Maybe I can listen in on them -- see if they've found him yet.", "BILLIE: You can do that?", "CHRISTY: Yeah. I mean, if it's okay with you.", "BILLIE: Yeah. Why not?", "(Christy closes her eyes and concentrates. Then, she hears their voices ...", "PIPER, PHOEBE, HENRY: (voices only) Ancient powers, we summon thee. We, the power of three,", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Piper, Phoebe and Henry are holding hands around the bubbling potions pot.)", "PIPER, PHOEBE, HENRY: and seek your help in finding the demon who is in hiding. (They wait a beat, then --", "PIPER: Nothing.", "(They let go of each other's hands.)", "HENRY: I'm sorry, guys. I think it's my fault.", "PAIGE'S VOICE (IN HENRY): Maybe I should try saying it again.", "HENRY: Uh, Paige thinks that maybe she should try --", "PIPER: Forget it. We need to get her ... out of there. (to Phoebe) Call him.", "(Henry looks at Phoebe.)", "PHOEBE: (groans) Do I have to?", "(Piper nods emphatically.)", "PHOEBE: Okay. (louder) Cupid! Look, I know you're out there ... watching", "everything I do. Coop? (Coop flashes in right behind Phoebe. He's carrying a box of chocolates and reciting from a piece of paper, surprising her so much that she whacks him on his arm.)", "COOP: \"Oh, lift me from the grass. I fail. I die. Let thy love in kisses rain on my lips.\"", "(Piper and Henry exchange looks.)", "PHOEBE: What are you doing?", "COOP: I'm just reciting what Michael wrote. He left this for you at the door.", "(Coop gives the box and note to Phoebe.)", "PHOEBE: (suddenly very interested) Really?", "PIPER: Yeah, never mind that. We need --", "(Phoebe holds out a finger to stop Piper from interrupting. She continues reading from the note.)", "PHOEBE: \"My heart beats loud and fast. Oh, press it to thine own again, where it shall break at last.\" (Coop smiles, pleased.) Michael didn't write this.", "COOP: Yeah, you're right. I wrote it, you know, a couple hundred years ago or so. Some of my best work.", "(Henry shuffles his feet. Piper's through waiting.)", "PIPER: Ahem!", "PHOEBE: Yeah, okay. Listen, um, we need your help. (Phoebe takes Coop's", "hand and pulls him toward Henry.) You gotta get Paige out of Henry.", "(Henry points to his head.)", "COOP: Uh, yeah, but are you sure they've worked through their issues?", "HENRY: Yes, they have.", "COOP: All right.", "(Coop waves his hand. His cupid's ring glows. Henry's face glows with a light that comes out of him and materializes into Paige.)", "PAIGE: Oh, dear.", "(She looks at Henry.)", "PAIGE: Hey.", "HENRY: Hey. You okay?", "PAIGE: I'm okay.", "HENRY: Good.", "PAIGE: But, um, you should probably go.", "HENRY: Okay. (He looks at them.) Good luck.", "(Henry leaves.)", "PHOEBE: (to Coop) Well, you should probably go, too.", "COOP: What do you mean? But what about love?", "PIPER: Ugghh! Go!", "(She smiles at Coop. Coop leaves.)", "PHOEBE: I mean ... really.", "PAIGE: Oh, you got truffles!", "PHOEBE: Yes, I did.", "(They hold hands over the potions pot and recite the spell again.)", "PIPER, PHOEBE, PAIGE: (all)", "Ancient powers, we summon thee. We, the Power of Three,", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL --", "(Christy is still channeling them.)", "PIPER, PHOEBE, PAIGE: (voices only)", "and seek your help in finding the demon who is in hiding.", "CHRISTY: They found him. Hurry, throw the potion while I'm still channeling them.", "(Billie throws the potion.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. UNDERWORLD - JONDAR'S LAIR - CONTINUOUS]", "(Pator is running. Piper chases after him. He jumps over a rock.)", "PIPER: Oh, no you don't!", "(Piper freezes him, mid-air.)", "(Piper, Phoebe and Paige walk around Pator. Piper unfreezes Pator's face. He looks around.)", "PATOR: What happened? What's going on?", "PIPER: You have exactly five seconds to live unless you tell us who you're working for.", "PATOR: I don't know what you're talking about.", "PIPER: Four ...", "PHOEBE: Three ...", "PAIGE: Two --", "(Paige pulls her arm back to throw the potion in her hand.)", "PATOR: All right! All right! I'll talk.", "(Billie and Christy enter the cave.)", "BILLIE: (o.s.) Not so fast.", "(Piper, Phoebe and Paige turn around.)", "BILLIE: Leave him alone. He's ours.", "PHOEBE: \"Ours\"? Billie, we're all on the same side here.", "BILLIE: Are we?", "PIPER: We're not going to let you vanquish him.", "PATOR: Works for me.", "CHRISTY: And we're not going to let you take him alive, either.", "(Paige steps forward.)", "PAIGE: (to Christy) This is absurd. What are you doing? Why are you", "twisting what we're all about?", "(Billie steps forward.)", "BILLIE: She's not twisting anything. (points to Piper) And she's the one that", "tore me away from protecting my parents so she wouldn't bother the two of you.", "PIPER: Billie, I swear if I knew what would happen --", "BILLIE: You would have used me the same way to get what you wanted. And I'm sick of being used.", "(Billie throws her vial.)", "(Piper blasts it mid-arc. Phoebe ducks to avoid the flames which hit Pator, unfreezing him.)", "BILLIE: No!", "CHRISTY: (telepathically to Billie) We don't need the potion.", "BILLIE: What do you mean?", "CHRISTY: You can use your power to amplify mine.", "(In the silence, Paige gets antsy.)", "PAIGE: Uh, what's going on?", "(Christy takes ahold of Billie's hand - entwining their fingers and their arms -- the two linked together.)", "(Pator crawls to his feet.)", "(Christy and Billie close their eyes and concentrate.)", "(Pator starts to burn.)", "(He grabs his head and screams.)", "PATOR: Aah!", "(He explodes.)", "(The force of the explosion ripples through the cave, knocking Piper, Phoebe and Paige off their feet.) (Billie opens her eyes and gasps. Christy smiles with triumph. The two girls look at each other.)", "(Billie drops the vial and they vanish.)", "(Piper, Phoebe and Paige get to their feet.)", "PAIGE: Okay. Did they just vanquish a demon that can't be vanquished?", "PHOEBE: What does that mean?", "PIPER: I think that means we just found the ultimate power.", "(They stare at her. Piper brushes the dirt from her hands and pants.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. GOLDEN PARK BUILDING (STOCK) - NIGHT]", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - LIVING ROOM -- NIGHT]", "(Phoebe returns home, flicks on the lights and finds Coop sprawled out on her couch waiting for her.)", "COOP: Hey.", "(Phoebe closes the door.)", "PHOEBE: Hey.", "COOP: Tough day at the office?", "PHOEBE: Well, you know ... (Phoebe sits down on the sofa.) You let a young", "witch into your family and teach her everything that you know, only to be betrayed by her. Yeah, it was a rough day.", "COOP: I guess love is pretty low on the list then, huh?", "PHOEBE: Actually, no. I mean, it can only make me stronger, right?", "COOP: Yeah.", "PHOEBE: There's something I want to tell you, but I'm not sure if I will be able to articulate it well.", "(Coop gets up and moves to sit next to Phoebe.)", "COOP: All right. Maybe I can help.", "PHOEBE: No, actually, it's something that I have to say ... and that you have", "to hear. Uh, I've been having these feelings, these really intense feelings that I haven't had for a really long time. And it's ... it's scary. Mostly because the person that I'm having these feelings for is so unexpected. I don't know if it can work. But ... you've got to follow your heart, right?", "COOP: Well ... you tell me.", "PHOEBE: God, it has got to suck to be Cupid! You know, never finding a love of your own? It's got to be so hard for you.", "COOP: (confused) I'm sorry ... what?", "PHOEBE: You know, because of all the rules and stuff. It's just--I would think it's got to be really hard.", "COOP: So, um -- so you're talking about you and, uh --", "PHOEBE: Michael. (Coop hides his disappointment.) Yeah. Yeah. Who else would I be talking about?", "COOP: (covers) No. No, um ... you just made it sound like it was someone ... unexpected.", "PHOEBE: Well, yeah. You know, I don't want to be with anyone magical just because of everything that I've gone through in my life.", "COOP: Yeah. What changed your mind?", "PHOEBE: I think ... maybe watching what Paige and Henry are going through and how they're making it work and ... honestly ... you. I mean, you knew. You had to hear the things that he was saying to me ... on the balcony -- they were just ... so sweet.", "(He turns to look at her, almost to confess that it was him ... )", "COOP: Actually, uh ... (and he doesn't) ... yeah. I always knew he had it in", "him.", "PHOEBE: I guess that's why you picked him for me, huh?", "COOP: Yep. Sure is. So I guess my work here is done. I guess I better get going.", "(Phoebe holds out her hands and Coop slips his hand between hers.)", "PHOEBE: Thank you ... for everything you've done for me.", "COOP: No, it was my pleasure. Good luck, huh?", "PHOEBE: Bye.", "(Coop flashes out, his heartlight rising up as Phoebe watches.)", "(Hold on Phoebe.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. VARIOUS SAN FRANCISCO CITY LIGHTS (STOCK) - DAWN]", "[EXT. VARIOUS SAN FRANCISCO CITY (STOCK) - MORNING]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY -- DAY]", "(Wyatt and Chris are playing in the conservatory. Piper sits on the side, watching them and thinking.)", "(Paige walks in.)", "PAIGE: Hey. It's going to be okay, you know.", "PIPER: Oh, yeah? I'm not so sure. (shakes her head) It was right there in", "front of us the entire time and we didn't see it.", "PAIGE: How were we supposed to see it? It's Billie. She's one of us.", "PIPER: Still, with Christy and their powers, the Triad ... we just missed it.", "PAIGE: Not too late for what exactly?", "(Paige sits down. Piper looks directly at her. Her meaning clear.)", "PIPER: To stop them.", "PAIGE: No. No, Piper. You can't vanquish them. They're not demons.", "They're people.", "PIPER: People the Triad targeted to take us out.", "PAIGE: You don't know that for sure.", "PIPER: Don't I? Think about it. It makes complete sense.", "PAIGE: I can't give up on Billie. I'm not going to give up on Billie. Not yet. She's been through so much -- they both have. Maybe they'll come around. (It's clear from the look on Piper's face that she doesn't believe it. Paige gets to her feet.)", "PAIGE: I have to go. Henry's waiting for me. Look, we're going to ... figure this out, okay? It's what we do.", "PIPER: We'd better.", "(Paige turns around and leaves. Piper sighs.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL -- DAY]", "(Billie sits on the couch, lost in her thoughts. She looks up when Christ walks over and sits next to her.)", "CHRISTY: It's just you and me now, sis. And it always will be.", "(Christy smiles. Billie nods sadly.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "TITLE/OPENING CREDITS", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "TRANSCRIBED FROM WB", "Starring: ALYSSA MILANO as Phoebe Halliwell ROSE McGOWAN as Paige Matthews and HOLLY MARIE COMBS as Piper KALEY CUOCO as Billie Jenkins Created by CONSTANCE M. BURGE Guest Starring MARNETTE PATTERSON as Christy Jenkins JOHN ROSENFELD as Pator BRIAN MULLIGAN as Jondar RON MELENDEZ as with IVAN SERGEI as Henry Mitchell and VICTOR WEBSTER as Coop (Cupid)", "Editor: DEREK BERLATSKY", "Production Designer: PAUL STAHELI", "Directory of Photography: JONATHAN WEST, ASC", "Consulting Producer: JONATHAN LEVIN", "Co-Producer: CAMERON LITVACK", "Producer: PETER CHOMSKY", "Producer: HOLLY MARIE COMBS", "Producer: ALYSSA MILANO", "Supervising Producer: JEANNINE RENSHAW", "Supervising Producer: ROB WRIGHT", "Co-Executive Producer: JAMES L. CONWAY", "Produced By: JON PARE", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Executive Producer: BRAD KERN", "Executive Producer: AARON SPELLING", "Executive Producer: E. DUKE VINCENT", "Spelling Television Inc., A CBS Company", "Executive Story Editor: LIZ SEGAL", "Associate Producer: LARRY GOLDSTEIN Co Starring: JOEL STOFFER as Creo ANDREW COOPER WASSER as Rahl DAVID GUZZONE as Dennis Co Starring: KRISTOPHER SIMMONS as Wyatt #1 JASON SIMMONS as Wyatt #2", "Music By: J. PETER ROBINSON", "Casting by: KIMBERLY LANSE FOSTER Original Casting by VICTORIA HUFF, C.S.A.", "Unit Production Manager: JON PARE", "First Assistant Director: TOMAZ REMEC", "Second Assistant Director: BERYL COHEN", "Costume Designer: DANIELA GSCHWENDTNER", "Camera Operator: KRIS KROSSKOVE", "1st Assistant Camera: HAL ARNOLD", "Chief Lighting Technician: DON LEHMAN", "Asst. Chief Lighting Technician: COOPER DONALDSON", "Set Designer: ROLAND HILL", "Set Decorator: ROBINSON ROYCE, S.D.S.A.", "Leadperson: MICHAEL ZUFELT", "Property Master: ROGER MONTESANO", "Assistant Property Master: SCOTT COCKERELL", "Script Supervisor: NANCY SOLOMAN", "Costume Supervisor: CHIC GENNARELLI", "Dept. 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MORRIS", "Assistant to Brad Kern: ANDREA CONWAY", "Assistant to Jon Pare: JENNIFER REES", "Assistant to the Writers: RICK MULRRAGUL", "Technical Advisor: JOHN RICHARD TODD", "Assistant Editor: BRIAN JONASON", "Music Editor: NINO CENTURION", "Supervising Sound Editor: JEFF CLARK", "Music Coordinator: CELEST RAY", "Re-Recording Mixers: KEVIN VALENTINE / BRUCE MICHAELS Film and Electronic Laboratory (tm) by LASERPACIFIC MEDIA, a Kodak company Lenses and Panaflex(R) Camera by PANAVISION(R) Digital Sound Editing and Mixing by LASERPACIFIC MEDIA, a Kodak company Digital Visual Effects by ENCORE VIDEO", "Executive in Charge of Production: GAIL M. PATTERSON", "Executive in Charge of Post-Production: KENNETH MILLER This motion picture is protected under the laws of the United States and other countries. Any unauthorized duplication, copying, distribution, exhibition or use may result in civil liability and or criminal prosecution. The places and characters depicted herein are entirely fictitious, and any similarity to any real places or people is purely coincidental. (c) 2006 by Spelling Television Inc., A CBS company. All rights reserved.", "Country of First Publication: United States of America Spelling Television Inc., is the author of this film / motion picture for the purpose of Article 15(2) of the Berne Convention and all National Laws giving effect thereto. TheWB.com Dated:06/24/2006" ]	Charmed	08x18	The Torn Identity	bunniefuu
Charmed_08x19.json	[ "To prove her point about the Charmed Ones no longer working for the greater good to Billie, Christy casts a spell on Piper, Phoebe, and Paige that causes them to fall into a dream-like state. Before this occurs however, Piper has a meeting with one of the Elders in regards to Billie and Christy possibly being recruited for evil purposes; Phoebe has an encounter with Coop that rekindles her desire to have children; Paige tries to keep her newest charge, Mikelle safe from a Darklighter. It is ultimately help received from Mikelle that causes the sisters to realize that Billie and Christy need to be stopped so Leo can be saved." ]	[ "[TRIQUETRA LOGO]", "[Scene from 8X16: Engaged and Confused]", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - DAY]", "(Phoebe and Coop sit and talk.)", "PHOEBE: Who are you?", "COOP: Well, I'm Cupid. You can call me Coop.", "FLASH TO:", "[TRIQUETRA LOGO]", "ROSE MCGOWAN (NARRATOR): Previously on 'Charmed' ...", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - DAY]", "(Phoebe whirls around.)", "COOP: You always think that you never have time for love. That's why the", "Elders sent me. They feel guilty about how everything got all messed up after they enlisted you. So they sent me down to help you get things back on track. TRIQUETRA FLASH TO:", "[Scene from 8X18: The Torn Identity]", "[EXT. STREET - DAY]", "(Christy and Billie talk.)", "CHRISTY: Piper is so obsessed with saving her husband she doesn't care who", "gets in her way.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "CHRISTY: Billie ... you can't trust them.", "BILLIE: That's not true.", "CHRISTY: Face it. They don't care about what we want. They care about what they want.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. DREGS OF THE UNDERWORLD (JONDAR'S LAIR)]", "(Christy is reading the spell amidst Pator's screams.)", "CHRISTY: I banish you to the astral -- (Before she can finish, Piper blasts Christy to stop her. She hits Christy in the arm. Christy hits the cave wall and falls.) TRIQUETRA FLASH TO:", "[INT. MANOR - MAIN HALL - DAY]", "(Piper, Phoebe and Henry meet Billie.)", "PIPER: Billie ...", "BILLIE: How could you attack my sister?", "PIPER: She was gonna vanquish the demon.", "BILLIE: So you just thought you'd vanquish her, too?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "BILLIE: Look, I wanna find Leo, too, I really, really do, but not at the expense", "of her. TRIQUETRA FLASH TO:", "[INT. DREGS OF THE UNDERWORLD]", "(Pator starts to burn.)", "(He grabs his head and screams.)", "(Billie and Christy hold hands, eyes closed in concentration.)", "PATOR: Aah!", "(He explodes.)", "(The force of the explosion ripples through the cave, knocking Piper, Phoebe and Paige off their feet.)", "(Christy smiles. Billie drops the vial and they vanish.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "PAIGE: Did they just vanquished a demon that can't be vanquished.", "PHOEBE: What does that mean?", "PIPER: I think that means we just found the ultimate power.", "(They stare at her. Piper brushes the dirt from her hands and pants.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "END OF PREVIOUSLY ON", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. MANOR - DINING ROOM - DAY]", "(Piper puts a vase of flowers on the dining room table. Phoebe talks with her.)", "PHOEBE: Piper, it's not that simple.", "PIPER: What do you mean it's not that simple? They vanquished the", "unvanquishable --", "PHOEBE: Yeah, that just makes them powerful though, not bad.", "PIPER: Don't be so naive. Christy was raised by the Triad ... who wanted us dead, remember?", "PHOEBE: I understand that. But that doesn't mean that Billie and Christy want us dead.", "PIPER: (scoffs) They are the ultimate power. They were chosen to take us out, don't you see that?", "(Piper carries the watering pot into the sitting room.)", "PHOEBE: No, actually, I don't . Look, I mean, yeah, it's a possibility, but we're", "not there yet.", "PIPER: Aren't we?", "(Paige orbs in. She looks beat.)", "PAIGE: Ah! Okay. Witch, whitelighter, wife -- I give up, how do I juggle all", "this?", "(Piper and Phoebe are very quiet. Paige picks up on an argument in progress.)", "PAIGE: Mm. What are we arguing about?", "PIPER: The ultimate power, what else?", "PHOEBE: Her name is Billie. And I think we should help her not hurt her.", "PIPER: Okay. What if she tries to hurt us first? Then, what?", "BILLIE: Ding, ding! Back to your corners. Here is the deal. This is difficult for", "us, right? So, we should probably try to be nice to each other. 'Specially hard on me. Jeez! She's been my charge.", "PIPER: So you're saying, what? That you side with Phoebe?", "PAIGE: No, I didn't say that at all. All I'm saying is it's messing with all of our lives. (to Piper) You with P3 and the boys. (to Phoebe) You with work, Cupid.", "PHOEBE: (corrects) Michael ...", "(Paige rolls her eyes.)", "PAIGE: And me, lucky little me, I am stuck with another future whitelighter.", "Which means I don't even get to see my new husband.", "PIPER: Well, at least you have a husband. I'm still trying to get mine back.", "PHOEBE: And I'm still trying to find a husband, but that doesn't mean that we can't -", "(Paige stops. She hears a call and it shows on her face.)", "PIPER: What?", "PAIGE: Oh, dear, she's in trouble! Is this ever gonna end?", "(Paige orbs out.)", "(Piper heads for the stairs and starts climbing.)", "PIPER: I'm going go try to make a potion.", "PHOEBE: To do what?", "PIPER: (calls back) What do you think?", "PHOEBE: Okay, but I just don't think I'm ready for this, right now.", "PIPER: You better get ready!", "(Phoebe sighs. She doesn't like it.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. VARIOUS SAN FRANCISCO CITY (STOCK) - DAY]", "[EXT. ALLEY - DAY]", "(Mikelle, a tough-looking woman, punches the Darklighter Sid in his face, and kicks him in the chest sending him crashing into the crates against the wall. She takes off running.)", "(Paige orbs in directly in front of her, stopping her run.)", "MIKELLE: (shocked) Holy crap!", "(The Darklighter Sid reaches out and a CROSSBOW AND ARROW suddenly MATERIALIZES in his hand. He takes aim at Mikelle.)", "(Paige sees him.)", "PAIGE: (seeing past her) Duck!", "(Mikelle ducks. He fires. The arrow hurls straight toward Paige. She raises her hand and pushes the arrow back.)", "PAIGE: Arrow! (The arrow zooms back straight toward Sid. He ducks and it SLAMS into the wall just behind him.)", "(Mikelle stands up.)", "MIKELLE: Paige, I don't understand. Where did you come from?", "PAIGE: See for yourself.", "(Paige grabs Mikelle and orbs them both out.)", "(Just in time. Sid sits up, a second ARROW popping magically into his CROSSBOW as he takes aim, ready to fire --", "(But, they're gone.)", "(He lowers his weapon and sighs. He reaches over his head and pulls the arrow out of the wall behind him. He black orbs out.)", "FADE TO", "END OF TEASER", "ROLL TITLE CREDITS", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. VARIOUS SAN FRANCISCO SCENES (STOCK) - MORNING TO DAY]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. THE BAY MIRROR - BULLPEN - DAY]", "(It's take your child to work day at the office. The parents who work at the Bay Mirror have their children there in the bullpen with them.) (Phoebe enters the bullpen, a smile on her face at the sight of all the children there. She stops by to greet the boy standing next to his dad's desk.)", "PHOEBE: Hey, Colin! Did you come visit your daddy today at work?", "COLIN: Yeah.", "PHOEBE: Oh, that's great! (Phoebe turns and sees a little girl at another desk with her mother. She rushes over to see what they're looking at together.)", "PHOEBE: Ooh! (to the little girl) Hey! Hello, little missy.", "(The girl turns around and smiles at her.)", "PHOEBE: I like your hair like that. I wouldn't mind hair like that too", "sometimes.", "GIRL: Really? Thanks! (The girl and her mother walk away. Phoebe smiles as she looks at the children in the bullpen.)", "PHOEBE: (wistfully) Aw, this is nice.", "COOP: (o.s.) Oh they're so cute, aren't they? (Phoebe turns and finds Coop sitting in her chair in her office. He leans back in the chair looking at the paper. His feet are on the corner of her desk. Phoebe turns and heads for her office.)", "COOP: 'Course, you'll never have one of your own, unless follow through with a date.", "[INT. THE BAY MIRROR - PHOEBE'S OFFICE - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(Phoebe steps into her office.)", "PHOEBE: What are you doing back here?", "COOP: Just trying to figure you out. Which I thought I already had.", "PHOEBE: Mm-hm.", "(Phoebe's had enough. She hits Coop's legs with her briefcase.)", "PHOEBE: Okay, get up! Get up!", "(She keeps whacking him till he gets up and off her chair.)", "COOP: Hey, hey! (chuckles) Okay. You know, if you don't start taking this", "more seriously you're gonna be sitting here alone again next year for career day.", "(Phoebe sits down.)", "PHOEBE: Okay, you know what? I don't want to deal with this right now,", "okay?", "(Phoebe goes to grab something; Coop stops her.)", "COOP: No, no, it's not okay, not by a long shot. You know, I worked my tail", "off ... to find you a perfectly good match in Michael. And what do I get for it? You go out with him a grand total of once.", "PHOEBE: So?", "COOP: So? I've got a reputation to protect. I've never missed.", "PHOEBE: Well, there's a first time for everything.", "(He chuckles.)", "COOP: No, no, no, no. Not when it comes to finding love. Not when it comes", "to me.", "PHOEBE: You're so cocky, you know that?", "COOP: You're damn right I am. (Coop sits down on the couch near the door.) I know you, Phoebe. Inside and out. I have researched every nook and cranny", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "PHOEBE: Okay, that makes me feel violated.", "COOP: I know what you're looking for in a man, believe me. I am an expert in", "you. Which is exactly why I know there's nothing absolutely wrong with Michael.", "PHOEBE: Okay! So, I'm just supposed to marry the guy?", "COOP: No, of course not. I didn't say he was the one. The point is --", "PHOEBE: You know what? I don't care what your point is ... right now. Okay? I am dealing with a lot, and I'm trying to balance everything out.", "COOP: Phoebe, love is paramount.", "PHOEBE: Not now, okay? Please, not now.", "(Coop raises his hands in surrender and stands up. He heads for the door.)", "COOP: You know? Maybe you should try reaching out to Billie. Talk to her.", "(Phoebe looks at him, surprised that he even knew.)", "PHOEBE: How do you know?", "COOP: (softly) I told you ... I know you.", "(Coop leaves, closing the door behind him. Phoebe closes her eyes and thinks about it.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL - DAY]", "(Billie is going through the books. Christy walks in.)", "CHRISTY: What are you doing?", "BILLIE: Just trying to figure this whole stupid thing out, you know? If this", "really is destined --", "CHRISTY: It is.", "BILLIE: Well, then it should be written somewhere, don't you think? Everything else is.", "CHRISTY: Billie, why do you keep fighting this?", "BILLIE: Because. Because I don't like it, okay? It sucks. I just -- I feel like I walked out on my family.", "CHRISTY: I know, but they're not your family, Billie, they never were. They used you.", "BILLIE: I just don't believe that.", "(Christy reaches out to touch Billie's hair; Billie pulls away from her.)", "CHRISTY: That's because you don't want to believe that. And I don't blame", "you. I mean after you trusted them, and you befriended them, you were betrayed.", "BILLIE: I just feel like this is a huge misunderstanding. If we can just talk to them, maybe--", "CHRISTY: (interrupts) We tried talking to them, but they don't care about us or you. They only cared about themselves. That's all they ever cared about.", "BILLIE: That's not true.", "CHRISTY: Isn't it? What did they want to do to you when they first met you? They wanted to train you, to teach you the craft.", "BILLIE: Yes, and they did.", "CHRISTY: Yeah, but not for you, it was for them. So they could kick back and do whatever they wanted and you could go out there and risk your life to do their job. I mean, they're supposed to be Charmed Ones, Billie, not you.", "BILLIE: They're good people, Christy. They've helped hundreds of innocents.", "CHRISTY: Not lately, they haven't. Lately they've been doing everything for themselves, for their own personal gain. And it's not right. I mean, they faked their deaths. They bartered with Destiny, they've remade the world with Avatars all for themselves. I mean, does that sound like the greater good to you?", "BILLIE: You know, you talk about them like they're evil or something.", "CHRISTY: Billie, it's not about good or evil, it's about power. And absolute power corrupts absolutely. I mean, they feel like they don't have to live by the rules anymore. That they can do whatever they want, and no one is gonna be there stop them.", "BILLIE: Yeah, what am I supposed to do? Hm? Stop them?", "CHRISTY: No. No, we're supposed to stop them. It's our destiny.", "BILLIE: I'm just not ready to do that. I can't.", "CHRISTY: Well, you have to get ready. We both do. If we don't stop them ... nobody will. It's up to us. (Billie shakes her head and looks at the book in front of her. The words vanish", "leaving just specific letters: TALK PHOEBE?)", "(Billie glances at Christy.)", "CHRISTY: What's wrong?", "BILLIE: Nothing, I just -- you know, I need to clear my head and get out of", "here for a while. So, I'll be back.", "(Billie leaves.)", "(Christy goes and looks at the book. All she sees is the normal book.)", "(Nevertheless, Christy is suspicious.)", "WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. UNDERWORLD -- DARKLIGHTER'S LAIR]", "(In what appears to be a weapons factory, DARKLIGHTERS create crossbows, sharpen arrows and craft other weapons. We find Sid being mocked by an older Darklighter, Salek.)", "SALEK: Overpowered by the powerless. (demands to know) What happened?", "SID: She was saved by a whitelighter, Salek.", "SALEK: Then you should've shot both of them.", "SID: She wasn't just a whitelighter, Salek. She was a Charmed One.", "(Salek pauses, intrigued.)", "SALEK: How do you know?", "SID: You've taught us well.", "SALEK: (dismisses that) Not well enough, apparently. (turns, ponders) And", "where is she now, the charge?", "SID: I don't know. The witch cloaked her with her magic. Should I move on to another charge?", "SALEK: No, I want this one. (opportunistic) To lure out the Charmed One. (He walks over to the rack of newly crafted poison arrows. He picks up an arrow and looks at it.)", "SALEK: There's no better prize.", "SID: (wary) But, I'm not sure how to --", "SALEK: (cuts him off) You won't have to, I'll do it myself. (sighs) I've waited my whole life for an opportunity like this. But I must be patient. I must wait for just the right opening.", "SID: But in success, the underworld will bow to you. The demons won't stand it --", "SALEK: (shouts) I don't give a damn about what demons think! Let them cling to their prophecies about ultimate powers, their rumors of final battles. (singularly focused) I only care about one battle. WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. MANOR - FOYER/LIVING ROOM - DAY]", "(The front door opens and Paige enters with Mikelle.)", "PAIGE: Okay, uhm -- stay put, I will be right back, okay?", "MIKELLE: Wait, where're you going?", "(Paige closes the door.)", "PAIGE: I have to go check on my sister.", "MIKELLE: Well, you just did that.", "PAIGE: Oh, see, actually no. It's my other sister. Look, I know you're really", "freaked out right now, but I've got so many things going on, so if you could just wait here for a second -", "MIKELLE: (plaintive) Wait a minute. What about me? I still don't understand anything that's going on here. I mean, okay -- witches and blacklighters?", "PAIGE: (corrects) Oh, no, no, no. Darklighters.", "MIKELLE: But what does it mean? What does it have to do with me?", "PAIGE: You see, I told you. You are a future whitelighter. (before she can question) I'll explain more about that later, too. Okay?", "MIKELLE: (scoffs) Are you sure you've got the right person?", "PAIGE: Positive. Otherwise the darklighters wouldn't be trying to stop you from becoming a whitelighter. Ha!", "(A LOUD EXPLOSION from upstairs startles both Paige and Mikelle.)", "MIKELLE: (scared) Darklighters?", "PAIGE: (knowing) No, crazy sister. (hurried) Okay, here is the deal. You're", "safe. So, stay put. Have a seat on the couch. I'll be back as soon as I can. (Paige takes off for the attic leaving Mikelle looking nervously around and unsure what to do.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "(Paige enters the attic and finds a smoking mannequin.)", "PAIGE: Hey, there. What did that mannequin ever do to you?", "PIPER: Cute.", "PAIGE: Aw, poor thing.", "(Piper looks at the potions pot and tosses in another ingredient.)", "PAIGE: What're you doing?", "PIPER: Making a Power of Three potion.", "PAIGE: Oh, for what?", "(Piper levels Paige a look. 'Come on.)", "PAIGE: Oh, Piper.", "PIPER: Look, sooner or later you two are gonna realize that is us or them, and", "I for once would like to be ready.", "PAIGE: Look, you can't just vanquish Billie and Christy. For one thing, you know, it's, uh ... illegal.", "PIPER: Is that the best you got?", "PAIGE: Well, I think that's a pretty valid point. Look, we know you wanna get Leo back --", "PIPER: (sighs) You know what? I'm tired of everybody using that against me, like it diminishes my credibility or something. Because it doesn't.", "PAIGE: Well, you must admit it's probably clouding your judgment just a little bit.", "PIPER: That sounds more like something Phoebe would say.", "PAIGE: Yeah, she just did.", "PIPER: What do you mean, she just did? When did she say that exactly?", "PAIGE: On the phone, a few minutes ago.", "PIPER: Oh, I see. She's taking your calls, but she's not taking my calls. Where is she?", "PAIGE: She's at home.", "(With a potions vial in her hand, Piper heads for the door.)", "PAIGE: Where are you going?", "PIPER: To find out what her problem is.", "(Paige makes a face behind her back.)", "PAIGE: ... Sisters ...", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - DAY]", "(Phoebe opens the door and finds Billie there.)", "PHOEBE: Hey, sweetie, I'm really glad you came. Come in.", "BILLIE: Are we alone?", "(Billie steps inside.)", "PHOEBE: Yeah, of course we are.", "(Phoebe closes the door. Billie looks around.)", "PHOEBE: So, how are you doing? You're okay?", "BILLIE: Uh -- what do you want to talk about?", "(Billie stops and turns around.)", "PHOEBE: Uh, I would imagine the same thing that you want to talk about. I", "mean, that's why you're here, right?", "BILLIE: Well, I'm a little confused right now. That's all.", "PHOEBE: Well, what are you confused about?", "BILLIE: Why you all used me.", "PHOEBE: (scoffs) Is that Christy talking?", "BILLIE: Don't blame this on her.", "PHOEBE: Look, I'm not blaming anything on her. I'm just trying to understand. Okay? Look, Billie, we're not the bad guys here.", "BILLIE: Well, she thinks you are.", "PHOEBE: Okay, well, she's wrong.", "BILLIE: She thinks you're using your powers only for yourselves, and not the greater good. And sooner or later --", "PHOEBE: Sooner or later ... what?", "BILLIE: You'll have to be stopped.", "PHOEBE: Is that what you think, too?", "BILLIE: I don't know, okay? That's why I'm here.", "(The door opens and Piper pokes her head in.)", "BILLIE: (accusing) You said we were alone!", "PHOEBE: (duh) Hello! We were alone. (to Piper) What're you doing here?", "(Piper has her hands behind her back as she steps into the loft.)", "PIPER: Wondering what she's doing here.", "(Billie backs away as Piper enters the room.)", "PHOEBE: We're just having a little chat.", "PIPER: Good. Great. I'm listening.", "(Billie remains quiet. Then,", "CHRISTY: (o.s.) Stay away from my sister! (Billie whirls around and suddenly, tensions increase as Christy steps into the room through the open balcony doors.)", "PHOEBE: Okay, how did you get in?", "(Christy holds up a potions vial.)", "CHRISTY: The same way we're leaving.", "(Billie goes to stand next to Christy.)", "CHRISTY: Let's go.", "PHOEBE: Okay, can't we just talk about this, please?", "CHRISTY: There's nothing to talk about.", "PIPER: All right then.", "(Piper throws the first vial at Christy.)", "PHOEBE: Don't, Piper!", "(Christy looks at it and it explodes mid-air. The force of the explosion knocks Phoebe and Piper off their feet.)", "(Piper turns to get up, her hands ready to blast back, but Phoebe stops her.)", "PHOEBE: No, Piper!", "(Christy turns and looks at Billie.)", "CHRISTY: Do you need any more proof?", "(Christy throws the vial and they vanish.)", "(Piper turns and looks at Phoebe.)", "PIPER: Do you?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM - DAY]", "(Paige walks into the living room with a cup of tea for Mikelle who is sitting on the couch.)", "PAIGE: Here is something to help you relax.", "MIKELLE: (scoffs) I doubt it. (then) You got anything stronger?", "PAIGE: Ah, it's a little early for that, don't you think?", "MIKELLE: It's five o'clock somewhere. (off her look) Well. Okay, I take it you whitelighters aren't really one for drink, huh? Well, if you had a life like mine -", "(Paige sits down on the table in front of Mikelle.)", "PAIGE: (concerned) Mikelle, look, I know your history, okay? I know you've", "had a tough time. The thing is though, if you don't believe in yourself, and you keep telling yourself you're going to be nothing, you will in fact be nothing. Clearly the reason I was sent to help you was to help you see that you were meant something special.", "(Mikelle sighs.)", "MIKELLE: (genuine) You're sweet. I just think it's gonna take a lot more than", "some nice words and a cup of tea to make me believe that ... I'm meant for something in my life.", "(beat)", "MIKELLE: (starts to get up) I should probably go.", "(Paige quickly stands and stands in Mikelle's way.)", "PAIGE: No, you can't go. You can't leave, sorry.", "MIKELLE: You've obviously have other things to worry about.", "PAIGE: You can't, because we haven't found the Darklighter who's after you,", "okay? It is too dangerous out there.", "MIKELLE: You haven't even started looking for him yet.", "(Paige sighs realizing that she's right.)", "(Off screen, they hear the front door open.)", "[INT. MANOR - FOYER / MAIN HALL - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(The front door opens. Phoebe and Piper enter, mid-argument.)", "PHOEBE: Piper, why didn't you just freeze them?", "(Piper and Phoebe don't realize that they're not alone.)", "PIPER: Because it wouldn't have worked.", "PHOEBE: Okay, so, it's better to just start a war?", "(They stop in the main hall.)", "PIPER: Oh, stop, it was one mousy potion. I just meant to scare them. I", "wasn't gonna take them out with that.", "PHOEBE: Take them out? Why don't you say what you really mean? Kill them.", "(Piper sighs.)", "(From the living room, Paige intervenes.)", "PAIGE: (loud) Girls, be nice.", "MIKELLE: (trying to leave) I'm outta here.", "(She tries to get up, but Paige stops her again.)", "PAIGE: (stops her) No, just stay, okay? Please, stay. Have some tea.", "(Paige steps out of the living room to join Piper and Phoebe.)", "PHOEBE: What were you even doing there?", "PIPER: Why were you hiding it from me?", "MIKELLE: I'm only in the way here.", "PAIGE: No, you're not. Please, stay. (to Piper, appeals) Hey, a little help", "here, please?", "(In the back, Mikelle gets up to leave anyway. Piper turns and freezes her.)", "PIPER: (to Phoebe) There, I froze somebody. Happy?", "(Phoebe rolls her eyes.)", "PAIGE: Alright, you two.", "(Paige grabs Piper and leads them into --", "[INT. MANOR - SITTING ROOM - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "-- where Piper sits down.)", "PAIGE: This is ridiculous. We're not gonna solve anything by fighting with each other.", "PIPER: Since when did you become the big sister?", "PAIGE: Since you stopped acting like one.", "PHOEBE: Hah!", "PAIGE: (to Phoebe) And you -- what's this whole sneaking around behind our backs thing? It's not what we need right now. It's not making our lives any easier.", "PIPER: Hah!", "PHOEBE: You know what, I'm really glad I went ... because I actually learned something.", "PIPER: Like what? That they would like to kill us?", "PHOEBE: No, that just in their twisted reality, they think that we're the bad guys.", "PIPER: It's not a twisted reality, it's a Triad reality. They brainwashed Christy just like Christy's going to brainwash Billie.", "PHOEBE: Well, not necessarily. And look, you know, they're right, we're not all about the greater good anymore.", "PIPER: (irritated) No one can't expect us to be. We've been doing this for eight years! (Her phone rings; Piper pulls it out of her pocket.) And we've done a lot of really great good, in my opinion.", "(She answers her phone.)", "PIPER: (to phone) Hello? What do you mean, the band's not coming? I've a", "signed contract. I don't? Well, that's too bad. You're gonna have figure that one out 'cause, you know I've got stuff going on. (She hangs up and throws the phone on the couch.) How the hell did that happen?", "PAIGE: We're spreading ourselves too thin. I can't even find a stupid Darklighter.", "PHOEBE: Hm. I'm sure she doesn't think he's stupid.", "PAIGE: Thank you for the guilt.", "PIPER: Okay, regardless of what you think the cold hard fact is ... the Power of Three is needed to stop Billie and Christy. Whether you like it or not.", "PHOEBE: Well, I'm sorry. I just still don't like it.", "(Phoebe gets up and leaves. Piper looks at Paige.)", "PIPER: What about you?", "PAIGE: I don't know yet. (The front door closes.) But I have a charge to", "save.", "(Paige stands up and leaves Piper sitting alone.)", "WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL - DAY]", "(Christy talks with Billie who is still hesitant and uncertain.)", "CHRISTY: They threw a potion at us, Billie. At both of us.", "BILLIE: She didn't mean to. She just wants Leo back.", "CHRISTY: So, that means she has kill us?", "BILLIE: That wouldn't have killed us. You know that.", "CHRISTY: Billie, this is insane, I cannot believe you're defending them.", "BILLIE: I'm not. I am -- I don't know. Look, maybe they're just as confused", "about this as we are.", "CHRISTY: I'm not confused.", "BILLIE: Well, I am. (sighs) I'm sorry, but I am. This isn't easy for me. I care about them a lot, you know?", "CHRISTY: I know.", "BILLIE: I just wish I knew more, so I could know what to do.", "CHRISTY: I can show you. The same way the Triad showed me. I was meant to be taken, Billie, to be shown the way, just like you were meant to find me, so I could show you.", "BILLIE: The way?", "CHRISTY: Our path, it's the one we were meant to share together for the greater good. But, before you can do what you have to do, first you have to see that their core, their inner truths, are not for the greater good. That they don't deserve to keep their powers. They lost the way. Are you ready to see that?", "(Billie turns to look at Christy. She nods.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. SAN FRANCISCO SCENERY (STOCK) - DAY]", "(Camera zooms in toward --", "[EXT. PHOEBE'S BUILDING (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - DAY]", "(The front door opens as Phoebe returns home. She exhales and puts her bag down on the chair next to the door.)", "(Someone knocks on the door.)", "(Phoebe answers the door.)", "COOP: Hey.", "(Why is she not surprised? Phoebe laughs.)", "COOP: What? Bad time?", "(Phoebe turns and heads inside. Coop enters the loft.)", "PHOEBE: No, I just walked in the door.", "COOP: Yeah, I know, I've been hovering in the ether.", "(He closes the door as Phoebe sinks down into the sofa and puts her feet up on the table.)", "COOP: So, did you talk to Billie? How'd it go?", "PHOEBE: Ah, yeah. I talked to her, right up until the point where Piper tried to kill her.", "(Coop sits down on the ottoman facing her.)", "COOP: What? What are you talking about?", "PHOEBE: I don't want a go through again, but it didn't go well. And I don't", "want to bore you with all this family drama.", "COOP: Well, I'm here. Bore me.", "PHOEBE: But it has nothing to do with love.", "COOP: Yeah, it does. Family love. It's your sisters, right? Come on, try me.", "PHOEBE: Okay, if I ask you a question ... you have to promise me that you're going to be really honest.", "COOP: Yeah, absolutely.", "(She sighs.)", "PHOEBE: Do you think I'm selfish?", "COOP: Selfish?", "PHOEBE: Yeah, selfish. I mean, do you think it's wrong for me to want a life", "after being Charmed? You know, with work, and -- and friends and -", "COOP: -- Love?", "PHOEBE: (smiles) Yeah, and love too. I mean, is that so wrong for me to want those things?", "COOP: No. I mean, not as far as I'm concerned. And obviously not as far the Elders are concerned, either, otherwise they wouldn't have sent me down here to you. I may be talking of turn 'cause I don't know for sure, but I would think with everything you've done for as long as you've done it, you deserve to have a life. All of you do. You've earned it.", "PHOEBE: (deeply touched) Thank you.", "COOP: Yeah. (though)", "PHOEBE: I just don't think Billie and Christy see it that way.", "COOP: (shakes his head) That doesn't matter. (She smiles at him. Her phone rings. She checks the CALLER ID and is surprised.)", "PHOEBE: It's Billie. (to Coop) What do I do?", "COOP: Whatever your heart tells you to.", "(After hesitating a moment, Phoebe answers the phone.)", "PHOEBE: (to phone) Hello?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - PIPER'S BEDROOM - DAY]", "(Piper is alone in her bedroom, sitting on the table and deep in her own thoughts. Elder Sandra orbs in.)", "PIPER: (quietly) Thanks for coming.", "SANDRA: Of course.", "(Piper stands up.)", "PIPER: I need to know if Billie and Christy are the ones who are going to have", "to fight to get Leo back.", "SANDRA: Boy, you get right to the point, don't you?", "PIPER: Please.", "SANDRA: I don't know, Piper, I'm sorry. Only the Angel of Destiny knows.", "PIPER: How is that possible? If this is the great threat everybody's so worried about, how can you not know who it is? What do you guys do up there all day?", "SANDRA: (cautiously) We think that ... it might be, yes --", "PIPER: ... perfect.", "SANDRA: Especially after the involvement of the Triad. You have to understand that this plan was put into motion years before you even knew that you were witches.", "PIPER: But, why?", "SANDRA: Perhaps they anticipated that no one would ever be able to defeat you. So rather than looking for more demons, they recruited powerful witches just like you. And, perhaps, even more importantly ... Powerful sisters.", "PIPER: Would you like to explain that to Phoebe? Because I don't think she's gonna believe me.", "SANDRA: It won't make it any easier for her to know. Billie ... (sighs) ... is a friend, a person. That's what makes it all the more insidious.", "PIPER: (afraid to even ask) So, how do we defeat them?", "SANDRA: (with concern) I wish I knew. (Holding her look for a long beat, Sandra orbs out leaving Piper with more knowledge and no solutions.)", "(Paige appears in the doorway.)", "PAIGE: Hey! Guess who just called?", "(Camera holds on Piper.)", "SHORT TIME CUT TO:", "[INT. MANOR - STAIRS/SITTING ROOM - DAY]", "(Paige fills Piper in as they descend the stairs.)", "PIPER: Did she say what she wanted?", "PAIGE: Just that she wanted to speak to us.", "PIPER: Yeah, well, great, then this could be a trap. Did she o call Phoebe?", "PHOEBE: (o.s.) Yeah, she did.", "(They stop and looks up finding Phoebe standing in the Conservatory, waiting for them.)", "(Piper and Paige head over.)", "PIPER: (worried) Well, at the risk of your wrath, I 'm gonna tell you that this", "could be a very bad idea.", "PHOEBE: I know, but please lets just listen at what Billie has to say.", "PIPER: (to Phoebe) I just spoke with an Elder and she confirmed that this could be very big trouble for us.", "PAIGE: What?", "PIPER: She wasn't a hundred percent sure, but it is a possibility, which means sooner or later -- (A large column of white smoke rises up. When it dissipates, Billie is standing there. Her hands are hidden behind her back.)", "PIPER: You know, considering you want to kill us, maybe you should use the front door.", "BILLIE: I don't want kill you, Piper, I just want to find out the truth.", "PHOEBE: How do we help you find that?", "BILLIE: Like this. (Billie throws a vials on the floor and smashes it. The girls glow, then collapse on the floor unconscious.)", "(A second column of white smoke rises as Christy arrives at the manor.)", "BILLIE: You promise not to hurt them, right?", "CHRISTY: Not until you see what you need to see.", "(Billie and Christy turn to looks at the girls unconscious on the floor.)", "FLASH OUT.", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY - DAY]", "(Billie and Christy step closer to the sleeping girls.)", "BILLIE: (worried) They're barely breathing.", "CHRISTY: The potion put them into a deep sleep so all they do is dream.", "(Billie kneels down to check on them.)", "CHRISTY: And since dreams provide insight, you'll be able to see what they", "truly care about.", "BILLIE: How?", "MIKELLE: (o.s.) Paige?", "(Billie stands up.)", "BILLIE: Who are you?", "MIKELLE: I'm Mikelle. I'm her charge -", "(Mikelle looks down at the girls on the floor, then she looks at Billie - thinking the absolute worst.)", "MIKELLE: Oh my god!", "(Mikelle turns and leaves.)", "BILLIE: Wait, no, no, no!", "(Christy stops Billie from following her.)", "CHRISTY: It's okay. No. Just let her go.", "BILLIE: But, what if she's in trouble?", "CHRISTY: She's not our concern. They are.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. MANOR - FRONT PORCH - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(The front door opens and Mikelle runs out of the house. She slams the door closed. Just then, Salek black orbs in right in front of her.)", "SALEK: Looks like your Whitelighter left you uncloaked. Big mistake.", "(Mikelle tries to run, but Salek grabs her neck.)", "SALEK: No, no, no.", "MIKELLE: (terrified) Please, what do you want?", "SALEK: (ominous) I want your screams to draw her directly to me.", "(And he black orbs them both out.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY - DAY]", "(Christy explains how it works to Billie.)", "CHRISTY: Everything in dream world has a meaning, all the people, the places,", "the emotions -- they're all manifestations of who they truly are, together as well as separately.", "BILLIE: Will they know they're dreaming?", "CHRISTY: Yes. They'll probably think that they were sent there, so you're gonna have to be careful. You just have to play a role, and make them believe you're just part of their dreams.", "BILLIE: Well, how will I find their inner truths?", "CHRISTY: Well, they'll have to find their inner truths in order to wake up, all you have to do is follow them. Just think of a sister ... and, poof, you're there. That's dream world. This will get you in and out.", "(She shows Billie a red crystal.)", "CHRISTY: Are you ready?", "BILLIE: I hope you're wrong.", "CHRISTY: Billie, if I am wrong, we'll leave them alone, just like I promised.", "But, if I'm not --", "BILLIE: I know, I know. (Billie takes the red crystal from Christy, closes her eyes and changes into a glow of light that separates into three pieces and swirls down, down, down - and settles one piece onto each sister's head.) SMASH ZOOM TO:", "[INT. (DREAMWORLD) MANOR - CONSERVATORY - NIGHT]", "(The air ripples and we find ourselves in Dream World. Inside the manor. Everything is a shade darker and shadow-y.)", "(The sisters are up and about looking around.)", "PIPER: Anything?", "(Phoebe bounds down the stairs. She meets up with Piper and Paige.)", "PHOEBE: No. Everything seems normal. Sort of.", "PAIGE: Well, Mikelle is gone.", "PIPER: And so is Billie. She obviously did something to us.", "PAIGE: Yeah, but what?", "PIPER: I don't know, but this is weird, and that's never good.", "(Piper whacks Phoebe on her arm. Hard.)", "PHOEBE: Oww!", "PIPER: I told you it was a trap!", "PAIGE: Okay, we need to figure out what she did to us and fast.", "(Phoebe sighs. She turns and sees Billie step out into the hallway.)", "PHOEBE: Oh, why we just ask her?", "BILLIE: Oh, hey, guys, what's up?", "(Phoebe and Paige separate to flank Billie. Billie cuts a quick exit.)", "BILLIE: I'm ... late for class. Bye.", "PIPER: No you don't!", "(Piper runs to stop her.)", "[INT. (DREAMWORLD) MANOR - FOYER - NIGHT]", "(As they watch, Billie runs out of the foyer, out the front door and completely through a green force shield around the house. She vanishes.) (Phoebe tries to stop at the door, but the force shield around the house pulls her in - then Piper and Paige.)", "PHOEBE/PIPER/PAIGE: Whoa, whoa, whoa!", "(They're sucked completely into the force shield and vanish.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. (DREAMWORLD) THE BAY MIRROR - BULLPEN - NIGHT (PHOEBE'S", "DREAM)]", "(Phoebe appears in the bullpen. She stops and looks around. The place is being run with children. There's a little girl boss sitting at the desk.)", "(Another little girl journalist carries her work to the first little girl.)", "LITTLE GIRL BOSS: This article's too long, you've gotta cut it down.", "LITTLE GIRL JOURNALIST: Wait, can't we just take some space from \"Ask", "Phoebe\"?", "(The little girl journalist turns and looks at Phoebe.)", "LITTLE GIRL JOURNALIST: Well, mom, what do you think?", "PHOEBE: Wait, wha-- ? Did you just say mom? What?", "LITTLE GIRL BOSS: You should just answer one letter today. Will it kill you?", "PHOEBE: Hold up, wait a minute.", "LITTLE GIRL JOURNALIST: We're running out of time, you know, you can't", "keep putting us on hold.", "(The little girl journalist looks sadly at Phoebe.)", "COOP: (o.s.) Baby. Come here.", "(She turns and sees Coop peering out through her darkened office door.)", "PHOEBE: Baby?", "COOP: Honey, come on!", "(Phoebe turns and heads for Coop.)", "(Cut to: From the bullpen door, Billie watches Phoebe. She leaves, the door", "closing behind her.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. (DREAMWORLD) HENRY'S OFFICE - NIGHT (PAIGE'S DREAM)]", "(Paige is trying the phone.)", "PAIGE: What the hell is going on? (she looks up) Piper? Phoebe? ... (weakly)", "... Henry?", "DREAM PAIGE: (o.s.) Henry's not here. (Through the open door, she sees Dream Paige in a long white gown standing out in the hallway.)", "PAIGE: Who the --", "DREAM PAIGE: but then you're not looking for him anyway.", "PAIGE: What do you mean? I'm not?", "DREAM PAIGE: Follow me.", "(Dream Paige turns and walks down the hallway.)", "[INT. (DREAMWORLD) - HENRY'S OFFICE - LONG HALLWAY - NIGHT (PAIGE'S", "DREAM)]", "(Dream Paige leads Paige through the hall and around the corner.)", "PAIGE: Hold on, wait!", "(Paige stops and watches Dream Paige walk away.)", "(There's a glow and Dream Mikelle appears.)", "DREAM MIKELLE: What about me?", "PAIGE: Mikelle, what are you doing here?", "DREAM MIKELLE: (weakly) I need your help.", "(Paige turns and sees Dream Paige walking away around another corner.)", "PAIGE: Okay. Uh, stay here and wait for me. I'll be right back.", "(Paige runs after Dream Paige. Dream Mikelle glows and vanishes.)", "(Billie watches from around the corner.)", "FLASH TO:", "[INT. (DREAMWORLD) P-3 - NIGHT (PIPER'S DREAM)]", "(Piper is walking through an angry crowd, angry that there's no band there for the night.)", "PIPER: Where's the band? This is a rip-off!", "(She makes her way through the crowd.)", "PIPER: Phoebe? Paige?", "(A man walks past her.)", "PIPER: Excuse you.", "BARTENDER: You going to tell me you forgot to sign the contract?", "PIPER: What?", "BARTENDER: You can't keep neglecting everything for Leo, you know?", "PIPER: Hey, wait -", "(Some people cross Piper's line of vision of the Bartender, and then he's gone.)", "(Sitting at the bar, Piper sees Billie watching her.)", "PIPER: (accusing) You!", "(Piper heads over. Spotted, Billie gets up to leave. Piper catches her.)", "PIPER: Alright, I want answers. Now!", "(She pulls her to the side.)", "BILLIE: Oh -", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. (DREAMWORLD) P-3 - NIGHT (PIPER'S DREAM)]", "(Piper pushes Billie down into the chair.)", "PIPER: I'm listening.", "BILLIE: What's your problem?", "PIPER: My problem? My problem is I want to know what you did to us, and", "why.", "BILLIE: I didn't do anything. You did it.", "PIPER: I did it? What does that mean?", "BILLIE: You tell me. It's your dream.", "PIPER: My dream? What are you talking about?", "(Billie tries to stand up. Piper pushes her back down in the chair.)", "PIPER: I asked you a question.", "BILLIE: What're you going to do, blow me up again like last time?", "PIPER: Last time?", "BILLIE: Every damn dream lately, that's all you ever do. Like I'm responsible", "for Leo or something.", "PIPER: Are you trying to drive me crazy?", "BILLIE: Look, I'm not the bad guy here, okay? As much you want to demonize me, I'm not the problem.", "PIPER: Okay, fine. Then what is?", "BILLIE: How do I know? Look, you know the truth, you know what you're all about. Find it.", "(Billie steps away from Piper. Billie closes her eyes.)", "BILLIE: Phoebe.", "(She vanishes.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. (DREAMWORLD) THE BAY MIRROR - OUTER CORRIDOR - NIGHT", "(PHOEBE'S DREAM)]", "(Billie stands outside in the hallway of the Bay Mirror offices. Everything is quiet. Billie heads into the bullpen.)", "[INT. (DREAMWORLD) THE BAY MIRROR - PHOEBE'S OFFICE - NIGHT", "(PHOEBE'S DREAM)]", "(Inside, Coop has Phoebe pressed back into the wall. They're so close, their breath intermingle. They desperately want to kiss the other.)", "PHOEBE: Wait. We shouldn't be doing this.", "COOP: Shh. We have to hurry.", "PHOEBE: What do you mean? Why do you keep saying that?", "COOP: You want a family, don't you? Kids?", "PHOEBE: Well, yeah, but it doesn't it go against all the Cupid rules?", "COOP: There are no rules in a dream.", "PHOEBE: A dream?", "COOP: Yeah.", "PHOEBE: Is that what this is?", "COOP: It's gonna be whatever you want it to be.", "PHOEBE: Wait a minute, you and me in a dream --", "(Phoebe realizes something.)", "PHOEBE: Oh boy.", "(Phoebe pulls out of Coop's embrace and heads out of the office.)", "[INT. (DREAMWORLD) THE BAY MIRROR - BULLPEN - NIGHT (PHOEBE'S", "DREAM) -- CONTINUOUS]", "(She exits her office and makes her way through the busy children to the door.)", "PHOEBE: Oh, sorry.", "PHOEBE: Excuse me.", "PHOEBE: Whoo!", "(Phoebe heads out. In the back of the office, Billie watches.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. (DREAMWORLD) ALLEY - NIGHT (PAIGE'S DREAM)]", "(Paige hurries through the dark alley to find Dream Paige hovering mid-air in medication on a seat of orb lights.)", "PAIGE: Ah! What the hell?", "DREAM PAIGE: Come, seek.", "(Paige steps forward.)", "PAIGE: Seek what, exactly?", "DREAM PAIGE: Your inner truth. What you keep searching for and what keeps", "alluding you.", "PAIGE: Please, tell me I'm not dreaming about myself. Why can't I dream about somebody cool like, I don't know, Quentin Tarantino?", "DREAM PAIGE: Not until you find you. The search for self is a noble one, and if you don't find it, you'll be lost, imbalanced, and ultimately spread too thin.", "PAIGE: Yeah, well. Tell me something I don't know.", "DREAM PAIGE: You don't know me, but you want to. More than anything.", "(Unknown to Paige, in the alley behind her, Billie watches and listens.)", "(Billie closes her eyes and flashes out.)", "(Suddenly, Dream Paige opens her mouth and screams in pain.)", "QUICK FLASH TO: MIKELLE", "(Somewhere dark, injured and dying.)", "MIKELLE: (gasps) Paige?", "(As Paige watches, Dream Paige vanishes.)", "PAIGE: Mikelle.", "(Paige turns and runs out of the alley.)", "RIPPLE TO:", "[INT. (DREAMWORLD) MANOR - FOYER/CONSERVATORY - NIGHT]", "(The front door opens and Phoebe walks in.)", "PHOEBE: Piper? Paige?", "(Phoebe turns and finds Piper in the Conservatory.)", "PHOEBE: Oh, Piper. Thank god, I found you. Wait, this is you, right? Not", "some weird wacky manifestation?", "PIPER: Wacky, maybe. Do you think we're dreaming, too?", "PHOEBE: What else could it be?", "(Phoebe sits down.)", "PIPER: What I don't get is why would Billie do this to us? I mean, what does", "she get out of it?", "PHOEBE: I don't know, but we have to figure out a way to wake up, otherwise we're in deep ... trouble.", "PIPER: Oh, so now you're worried about Billie and Christy?", "PHOEBE: Well, yeah. I mean, I may be an optimist, but I'm not stupid, you know? Have you seen Paige?", "PIPER: No, you?", "(Phoebe shakes her head.)", "PIPER: Well, they don't want to kill us, if they did we'd be dead, not dreaming.", "PHOEBE: What were you dreaming about?", "PIPER: Neglect. Apparently I put everything in my life on hold for Leo.", "PHOEBE: Sounds about right.", "PIPER: What were you dreaming about?", "PHOEBE: Oh, you know, I'd rather not get into it, really.", "(Phoebe glances at Piper's look and caves.)", "PHOEBE: Okay, I was dreaming about me and Coop, and --you know, we were", "... doing stuff ...", "PIPER: (chuckles) Hang on a second. So you're having s*x dreams while I'm sitting here wracked with guilt?", "PHOEBE: I'm sure he was just representing what really wanted, you know? I mean -- I don't want him, obviously, you know, because even if I did, I -- I couldn't -- I couldn't have him ... because of all the rules.", "(Phoebe sighs.)", "PIPER: Okay you're the big psychology major, how do we get out of this? What", "do we do now?", "PHOEBE: I think we go deeper. I think we have to follow our dreams wherever they lead us, and hope that we wake up.", "PIPER: Hopefully.", "(Up on the stairs, Billie watches and listens to their conversation.)", "PIPER: (o.s.) Okay, so how do we do that?", "PHOEBE: (o.s.) I don't know, let's start by interpreting wherever we've", "already been, and try to figure out where our dreams are gonna take us. (THUMP! Billie turns at the sounds coming from the attic. She looks back at Phoebe and Piper, then heads upstairs to check the attic.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. (DREAMWORLD) MANOR - ATTIC - NIGHT]", "(Billie walks cautiously into the attic and looks around. At first she doesn't see anyone, then--", "THUD!", "(Paige is behind the potions table digging through a trunk. She's just picked up the Book of Shadows and puts it down on the table.)", "BILLIE: Paige.", "(Paige looks up, angry and desperate.)", "PAIGE: You! (Paige advances toward Billie.) Get me out of here, now!", "(Billie backs away.)", "BILLIE: (plays dumb) I don't know what you're talking about --", "(Paige reaches Billie and slams her up against the attic wall.)", "PAIGE: Look, I don't have time for this crap, okay? You want to stop us, you", "think we're selfish, whatever. But if you don't get me out of here right now, my charge is going to die! Is that what you want? FLASH TO:", "[INT. (REAL WORLD) MANOR - CONSERVATORY - DAY]", "(Christy paces the floor as she waits. A red-ish light rises out of Paige, swirls around and Billie materializes next to Christy.)", "CHRISTY: Welcome back.", "(Paige gasps and wakes up.)", "CHRISTY: What's this?", "BILLIE: I didn't have a choice.", "(Paige looks worriedly over at Piper and Phoebe.)", "PAIGE: Piper, Phoebe?", "BILLIE: They can't wake up, not yet ... but don't worry, they'll be fine, I", "promise.", "PAIGE: They'd better be.", "(Paige orbs out. Billie sighs.)", "BILLIE: I've gotta get back.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. UNDERWORLD - DARKLIGHTER'S LAIR - NIGHT]", "(Mikelle is barely breathing. She's on the floor and slumped against the wall as Paige orbs in.)", "MIKELLE: Paige?", "PAIGE: Oh my god, Mikelle. (Paige is hit in the back by two Darklighter arrows, her body jerking from the impact.)", "(Paige falls to the floor. Behind her, Salek lowers his crossbow.)", "(Barely alive, Mikelle looks at Paige.)", "(Salek walks over to Paige and kneels. He tosses his crossbow aside.)", "SALEK: Well hopefully you'll die faster than it took you to get here.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "RIPPLE IN:", "[EXT. (DREAMWORLD) HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - NIGHT]", "[INT. (DREAMWORLD) MANOR - CONSERVATORY - NIGHT]", "(Piper paces while Phoebe sits at the table, her head in her hands.)", "PIPER: I don't understand. Why isn't it working?", "PHOEBE: I don't know. I mean, maybe we're thinking too hard. Maybe we", "just need to let it go and see what happens.", "PIPER: I can't, I'm too worried. I'm worried about Paige, I mean, why haven't we seen her?", "PHOEBE: Maybe she got out.", "PIPER: Or maybe not.", "PHOEBE: Well, there's nothing we can do until we get back, so our only choice is to follow our dreams.", "PIPER: All right, all right, all right.", "(Phoebe sighs. Piper sits down.)", "PHOEBE: Okay, what did Billie say to you at the club?", "PIPER: Uh, she said something about I kept blowing her up, and, you know,", "right about now, that seems like a pretty fabulous idea.", "PHOEBE: Blowing her up, why?", "PIPER: Because I think she's responsible for Leo, which, if she's talking about getting him back, then she would be correct.", "PHOEBE: Okay, maybe you need to stop focusing on Billie, and focus on Leo. I mean, that's what the bartender said, too.", "PIPER: Mm. And what about you and your lover?", "PHOEBE: I don't think it relates to him. I mean, not directly. Anyway, I think it more has to do with --", "(There's a crash and a cry.)", "GIRL: (o.s.) Mommy, mommy!", "PHOEBE: Did you hear that?", "PIPER: What, your tall exotic lover?", "PHOEBE: No!", "GIRL: (o.s.) Mommy, hurry!", "PHOEBE: You didn't hear that? Okay, you wait here.", "(Phoebe gets up and heads out.)", "PHOEBE: Keep thinking about Leo.", "(Phoebe rushes into the kitchen.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. (DREAMWORLD) MANOR - KITCHEN - NIGHT (PHOEBE'S DREAM)]", "(Phoebe walks into the kitchen.)", "GIRL: (o.s.) I'm sorry, mommy.", "(Phoebe takes a couple of steps inside.)", "PHOEBE: (to herself) Okay. Just go with it.", "(Phoebe goes to the little girl on the floor and sits down with her.)", "PHOEBE: (to the girl) What happened little sweet girl?", "GIRL: (crying) I wanted some cookies, but I fell.", "PHOEBE: Oh well, it's okay. Mommy is here now.", "GIRL: Okay. You almost didn't make it. You almost missed me.", "PHOEBE: What do you mean?", "GIRL: You've gotta hurry, or it's going to be too late to have me. Don't you", "want me, mommy?", "PHOEBE: Yes, of course I do, more than anything in this world.", "(Phoebe hugs the little girl.)", "(Camera moves over quickly to find Billie watching through the crack in the door. After a moment, she withdraws.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. (DREAMWORLD) MANOR - CONSERVATORY/LIVING ROOM - NIGHT", "(PIPER'S DREAM)]", "(Billie turns and watches Piper sitting at the table in the Conservatory. After a beat, Piper hears children laughing and running.) (She gets up to look and finds a group of children of various ages, playing and laughing in the living room.)", "OLD LEO: (o.s.) Music to the ear, huh?", "(Piper turns around and finds a white-haired old man smiling at her.)", "OLD LEO: A house full of grandkids. It's what we always dreamed of, isn't it,", "Piper?", "PIPER: Leo?", "(He smiles at her. Piper steps forward and hugs Old Leo.)", "OLD LEO: Save me.", "PIPER: Whatever it takes.", "(Seeing this, Billie looks at the red crystal in her hand and withdraws.)", "(Piper and Old Leo hug.)", "PAIGE (VISION): (o.s.) Piper.", "(Piper looks up and sees a vision of Paige in the Conservatory. She pulls away from Old Leo.)", "PAIGE (VISION): Help. SWOOSH TO:", "[INT. (REAL WORLD) MANOR - CONSERVATORY - DAY]", "(With a gasp, Phoebe and Piper wake up. Piper sits up and looks for Paige.)", "PHOEBE: We're back.", "PIPER: Yeah, but where's Paige?", "PHOEBE: You don't think Billie --", "PIPER: No, she didn't do this to hurt us, but she did it for some reason.", "(They both stand up.)", "PHOEBE: So is she off the hook?", "(They both head for the stairs.)", "PIPER: Hardly but that's tomorrow's problem. Now, we've gotta find Paige.", "(Camera pans around the room where Billie and Christy step out.)", "CHRISTY: Well?", "BILLIE: (still conflicted) It's not wrong to want what they want.", "CHRISTY: It is when they've got the kind of powers they do. When they use", "those powers to get what they want, at the expense of all else? (then) Somebody's gotta stop them, Billie, before its too late.", "BILLIE: I know.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. UNDERWORLD - DARKLIGHTER'S LAIR - NIGHT]", "(Paige is dying, her breathing shallow, eyes listless and hollow. Her body jerks upward as Salek pulls out the second arrow.)", "SALEK: No need to waste good arrows.", "(Salek checks Paige's pulse.)", "SALEK: (then to Paige, actually impressed) You're a strong one, aren't you?", "But it'll be over soon. (Behind him, Piper and Phoebe magically appear in a swirl of orb lights. Salek stands, turns and realizes who they are.)", "SALEK: (gloats) You're too late.", "(Piper gestures and Salek explodes.)", "(Phoebe steps forward to check on Paige.)", "PHOEBE: Oh my god, Paige! Paige! (turns to Piper) Hang in there, what do", "we do?", "PIPER: We need a whitelighter. (We hear orbing sounds. Piper looks up and sees Mikelle's dead body nearby. Orb lights swirl around.)", "(Phoebe stands up.)", "(Mikelle appears.)", "MIKELLE: Maybe that's why I'm here.", "(Mikelle's hands start to glow gold. She looks at her hands, then kneels down next to Paige. She puts her glowing hands over Paige's wound and heals her.)", "(Paige gasps.)", "(Mikelle gets up. Paige looks at Mikelle.)", "PAIGE: Mikelle.", "MIKELLE: Paige. You were right. I was meant for something special, and I", "think I just did it.", "(She hears the Elder's call. Mikelle gasps and looks up. She orbs out.)", "(Camera holds on Piper and Phoebe, then Paige.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. VARIOUS SAN FRANCISCO CITY LIGHTS (STOCK) - NIGHT]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - NIGHT]", "[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT]", "(By the crackling fireplace, Paige sips out of a cup. Phoebe and Piper join her.)", "PHOEBE: Hey, how're you doing? You okay?", "PAIGE: Yeah, I guess I'm okay. Considering --", "PIPER: Considering what?", "PAIGE: Considering I was supposed to save my charge, and instead she ended", "up saving me. Maybe Billie's right. Maybe we are selfish.", "PHOEBE: No. Wanting our life doesn't make us selfish. It's makes us normal.", "PAIGE: Yeah, well, we're not normal. We're the Charmed Ones.", "PIPER: Nobody said we had to be that for the rest of our lives. It's not written in stone.", "PHOEBE: Yeah, if wanting children and ... Enlightenment and Leo back makes us selfish then, I'm guilty.", "PIPER: I'd say we've done enough. And that doesn't make us evil.", "PAIGE: Well I think it does, from Billie and Christy's warped point of view. So what are we gonna do?", "(Piper and Phoebe look at each other.)", "PHOEBE: We're gonna stop them ... before they stop us.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "TITLE/OPENING CREDITS", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "TRANSCRIBED FROM WB", "Starring: ALYSSA MILANO as Phoebe Halliwell ROSE McGOWAN as Paige Matthews and HOLLY MARIE COMBS as Piper KALEY CUOCO as Billie Jenkins Created by CONSTANCE M. BURGE Guest Starring MARNETTE PATTERSON as Christy Jenkins SARA DOWNING as Mikelle", "PETER WINGFIELD", "ELIZABETH DENNEHY as Sandra (Elder) and VICTOR WEBSTER as Coop (Cupid)", "Editor: DON KELLY", "Production Designer: PAUL STAHELI", "Directory of Photography: JONATHAN WEST, ASC", "Consulting Producer: JONATHAN LEVIN", "Co-Producer: CAMERON LITVACK", "Producer: PETER CHOMSKY", "Producer: HOLLY MARIE COMBS", "Producer: ALYSSA MILANO", "Supervising Producer: JEANNINE RENSHAW", "Supervising Producer: ROB WRIGHT", "Co-Executive Producer: JAMES L. CONWAY", "Produced By: JON PARE", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Executive Producer: BRAD KERN", "Executive Producer: AARON SPELLING", "Executive Producer: E. DUKE VINCENT", "Spelling Television Inc., A CBS Company", "Executive Story Editor: LIZ SEGAL", "Associate Producer: LARRY GOLDSTEIN Co Starring: MATTHEW SCALLON as Sid ADAIR TISHLER as Little Girl LIV HUTCHINGS as Little Journalist DARION BASCO as Dominique Co Starring: GORDON WELLS as Elderly Man KRISTOPHER SIMMONS as Wyatt #1 JASON SIMMONS as Wyatt #2 CARLO CASTRONOVO as Clubgoer", "Music By: JAY GRUSKA", "Casting by: KIMBERLY LANSE FOSTER Original Casting by VICTORIA HUFF, C.S.A.", "Unit Production Manager: JON PARE", "First Assistant Director: VINCENT GONZALES", "Second Assistant Director: BERYL COHEN", "Costume Designer: DANIELA GSCHWENDTNER", "Camera Operator: KRIS KROSSKOVE", "1st Assistant Camera: HAL ARNOLD", "Chief Lighting Technician: DON LEHMAN", "Asst. Chief Lighting Technician: COOPER DONALDSON", "Set Designer: ROLAND HILL", "Set Decorator: ROBINSON ROYCE, S.D.S.A.", "Leadperson: MICHAEL ZUFELT", "Property Master: ROGER MONTESANO", "Assistant Property Master: SCOTT COCKERELL", "Script Supervisor: NANCY SOLOMAN", "Costume Supervisor: CHIC GENNARELLI", "Dept. Head Key Make-Up Artist: NANETTE NEW", "Key Make-up artist: ANI MALONEY", "Key Make-Up Artist: BRET MARDOCK", "Dept. Head Key Hairstylist: AUDREY FUTTERMAN-STERN", "Key Hairstylist: BRANDON WAGGONER", "Sound Mixer: BRETT GRANT-GRIERSON", "Transportation Coordinator: MARTIN COBLENZ", "Production Coordinator: RICK NAPOLI", "Production Accountant: BRYAN MACDONALD", "Script Coordinator: SCOTT LIPSEY", "First Company Grip: STEVE GAUSCHE", "2nd Company Grip: TOM HAM", "Construction Coordinator: STAR FIELDS", "Stunt Coordinator: NOON ORSATTI", "Special Effects Coordinator: RANDY CABRAL", "Special Effects Shop Coordinator: VINNIE BORGESE", "Visual Effects Supervisor: STEPHEN LEBED", "Casting Associate: KAREN P. MORRIS", "Assistant to Brad Kern: ANDREA CONWAY", "Assistant to Jon Pare: JENNIFER REES", "Assistant to the Writers: RICK MULRRAGUL", "Technical Advisor: JOHN RICHARD TODD", "Assistant Editor: EUGENE WOOD", "Music Editor: NINO CENTURION", "Supervising Sound Editor: JEFF CLARK", "Music Coordinator: CELEST RAY", "Re-Recording Mixers: JOSH SCHNEIDER / BRUCE MICHAELS Film and Electronic Laboratory (tm) by LASERPACIFIC MEDIA, a Kodak company Lenses and Panaflex(R) Camera by PANAVISION(R) Digital Sound Editing and Mixing by LASERPACIFIC MEDIA, a Kodak company Digital Visual Effects by ENCORE VIDEO", "Executive in Charge of Production: GAIL M. PATTERSON", "Executive in Charge of Post-Production: KENNETH MILLER This motion picture is protected under the laws of the United States and other countries. Any unauthorized duplication, copying, distribution, exhibition or use may result in civil liability and or criminal prosecution. The places and characters depicted herein are entirely fictitious, and any similarity to any real places or people is purely coincidental. (c) 2006 by Spelling Television Inc., A CBS company. All rights reserved.", "Country of First Publication: United States of America Spelling Television Inc., is the author of this film / motion picture for the purpose of Article 15(2) of the Berne Convention and all National Laws giving effect thereto. TheWB.com Dated:06/25/2006" ]	Charmed	08x19	The Jung and the Restless	bunniefuu
Charmed_08x20.json	[ "In order to get Billie to fight the Charmed Ones alongside of her, Christy and the demonic world resort to deception in order to get the magical community to think the sisters are no longer using their powers for the greater good, and as a result, need to be stopped. As a result, Piper, Phoebe, and Paige have to hide in the underworld in order to come up with a plan to fight back. Meanwhile, the demons working with Christy reveal that the upcoming battle will not only destroy the Charmed Ones, but also Billie and Christy." ]	[ "[TRIQUETRA LOGO]", "NARRATOR: Previously on Charmed ...", "[Scene from 8X12: Payback's a Witch]", "[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY -- DAY]", "(Piper is putting the potato chips back into the glass bowl.)", "PIPER: Wyatt, you know better than that.", "(Wyatt closes his eyes and the glass bowl orbs onto his head like a hat. He smiles at her.)", "(Piper gasps.)", "PIPER: No, sweetie.", "TRIQUETRA FLASH TO:", "[Scene from 8X16: Engaged and Confused]", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT -- DAY]", "(Phoebe and Coop sit and talk.)", "PHOEBE: Who are you?", "COOP: Well, I'm Cupid. (Phoebe looks away.) You can call me Coop.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene from 8X19: The Jung and The Restless]", "[INT. THE BAY MIRROR - PHOEBE'S OFFICE - DAY]", "(Coop talks with Phoebe.)", "COOP: I know what you're looking for in a man, believe me. I am an expert in", "you.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. (DREAMWORLD) MANOR - CONSERVATORY - NIGHT]", "PHOEBE: I was dreaming about ... (stammers) -- Me and Coop.", "PIPER: Hang on a second. So you're having sx dreams while I'm sitting here", "racked with guilt? TRIQUETRA FLASH TO:", "[Scene from 8X17: Generation Hex]", "[INT. HOTEL ROOM -- NIGHT]", "(The door opens. Christy enters first.)", "CHRISTY: Mom? Dad.", "(Billie pushes past Christy and sees Helen and Carl on the floor, dead.)", "CHRISTY: (v.o.) Billie, it's not your fault.", "TRIQUETRA FLASH TO:", "[Scene from 8X18: The Torn Identity]", "[INT. DORM ROOM - DAY]", "(Billie and Christy talk.)", "BILLIE: Yeah, but if I wouldn't have left them, maybe they would still be here.", "CHRISTY: Or if Piper hadn't called you away.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scenes from 8X19: The Jung and The Restless]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL - DAY]", "BILLIE: You talk about them like they're evil or something.", "CHRISTY: Billie, it's not about good or evil. It's about power. And absolute", "power corrupts absolutely. TRIQUETRA FLASH TO:", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - DAY]", "(Phoebe and Billie talk.)", "PHOEBE: Look, Billie, we're not the bad guys here.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "BILLIE: You'll have to be stopped.", "PIPER: All right then.", "(Piper throws the vial.)", "PHOEBE: No, Piper!", "(Christy explodes the vial mid-air. The force of the explosion sends Phoebe and Piper back against the wall.)", "CHRISTY: (to Billie) Do you need any more proof?", "[INT. MANOR - MAIN HALL - DAY]", "(Piper and Phoebe argue.)", "PIPER: Oh, stop. It was one lousy potion. I just meant to scare them. I", "wasn't gonna take them out with that.", "PHOEBE: Why don't you say what you really mean? Kill them.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "END OF PREVIOUSLY ON", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - HALLWAY - DAY]", "(Piper, Phoebe and Paige cautiously walk through the empty hallway.)", "PAIGE: I can't believe I got up early on my husband's day off for this.", "PHOEBE: Stop complaining. We're getting close.", "PIPER: Close to what? Getting killed?", "PHOEBE: We scry-ed for evil and it was here.", "PIPER: Yeah, because their names are Christy and Billie.", "(Phoebe stops, turns and looks at her sisters.)", "PHOEBE: I'm telling you, it can't be them.", "PAIGE: Why not? They're supposed to be the ultimate power.", "PHOEBE: Yeah, but I still think they're being manipulated by something.", "PIPER: Or maybe you're just avoiding the inevitable.", "PHOEBE: Piper, I told you. If we need to take down Billie and Christy, I'm", "there. Seriously. But ... I still think there's something else behind them.", "(She turns and looks at a closed door.)", "PHOEBE: And ... whatever it is, it's behind that door.", "(Phoebe, Piper and Paige walk up to the closed door.)", "PHOEBE: What have we got to lose, right?", "PIPER: Ah, you know. Just our lives. Look, we're not even ready to deal with", "Billie and Christy, let alone what may or may not be behind door number 3.", "PHOEBE: Well, the sooner we find out, the better.", "(Phoebe opens the door.)", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - BLACK ROOM - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(The door opens. Inside, the room is completely black. In the center of the room is a lit platform.)", "PAIGE: All right. Now that we've ascertained it's a creepy, empty room, I think we can go.", "(They enter the room.)", "PHOEBE: Just because we don't see anything doesn't mean it's not there. This", "place is giving me really creepy vibes.", "PIPER: Mm-hmm. Me, too. I'm with Paige. Let's go.", "PHOEBE: This room's not even supposed to be here, right?", "PAIGE: Well, whether it is or it's not ... let's go!", "PHOEBE: There's gotta be something in here.", "(Piper and Paige grab Phoebe's arms and lead her out of the room.)", "PIPER: Okay. That's enough. Let's go.", "PAIGE: Okay.", "(The door closes behind them.)", "(Camera lingers on the white platform. We hear voices whispering, but see no one.)", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - HALLWAY - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(The sisters are out in the hallway. Creo and several demons shimmer into the hallway.)", "CREO: You're not supposed to be here.", "PIPER: Actually, I think you got that backwards.", "(Creo powers up a fireball and holds it in his hand. Piper starts to gesture.)", "CHRISTY: (o.s.) Wait!", "(From behind the demons, Christy walks to the front.)", "CHRISTY: (to Creo) Stop. I mean it.", "(Creo powers down the fireball.)", "PHOEBE: So, what? Are these hall monitors working for you now?", "PAIGE: Does Billie know about this?", "(Christy steps forward.)", "CHRISTY: Billie's not your concern anymore. And neither is this place. So just", "go, now.", "PAIGE: Sorry. That's a no-can-do.", "CHRISTY: What are you gonna do, Paige? Are you gonna vanquish me? Oh, wait. I'm human. And that's murder. That's illegal, isn't it?", "PIPER: That is, unless it's self-defense.", "CHRISTY: I guess we'll just have to see how this plays out then, won't we?", "(Phoebe sighs.)", "PHOEBE: Let's get outta here.", "PAIGE: We'll be seeing you again.", "(Paige orbs them out leaving Christy with the demons.)", "CHRISTY: You're not supposed to be here.", "CREO: Yes. But I ... was told they were here. I thought --", "CHRISTY: (interrupts) I promised my sister they wouldn't be hurt. Not until", "we're ready.", "(Creo nods.)", "FADE TO", "END OF TEASER", "ROLL TITLE CREDITS", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. VARIOUS SAN FRANCISCO SCENES (STOCK) - DAY]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - DAY]", "PAIGE: (v.o.) Just out of curiosity ...", "[INT. MANOR - KITCHEN - DAY]", "(Paige and Piper are talking in the kitchen. Paige is having a a bite to eat while Piper pours herself a cup of coffee.)", "PAIGE: ... was it easier dealing with all of this stuff when Leo was mortal, or when Leo was magical?", "PIPER: It was easier when he was still around.", "PAIGE: Well, obviously. I just mean, you know, being pulled away by demons all the time.", "PIPER: Oh, I don't know. It was kind of a toss-up. When he was magical, he understood more but when he was human, he was in more danger. So I was more worried.", "PAIGE: So what I'm hearing you say is that it pretty much sucks either way.", "PIPER: Yes, basically.", "PAIGE: Huh. Fantastic.", "PIPER: But you just got married, you know. Give it some time. You'll get used to it.", "PAIGE: But, see, that's the thing. I don't want to get used to it. I want to be able to go away with my husband, go out, do things, without always being called back on some emergency.", "PIPER: Hmm. Yes. Well, good luck with that.", "PHOEBE: (o.s.) Piper? Paige? Come here!", "PAIGE: (groans) Now what'd she find?", "PIPER: Probably another reason to avoid Coop.", "(Paige and Piper head out to the dining room.)", "[INT. MANOR - DINING ROOM - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(Phoebe is sitting at the dining room table.)", "PHOEBE: I think I ID'd the new power.", "PIPER: Yeah? Are you sure you're just not trying to keep busy to avoid --", "(Paige and Piper sit down.)", "PHOEBE: Piper, I told you. If worse comes to worse, I will totally --", "PIPER: (interrupts) I'm not talking about Billie and Christy. I'm talking about", "Coop.", "PAIGE: What about Coop?", "PIPER: Yeah, what about Coop?", "PHOEBE: I love Coop. Okay? I'm in love with Coop. I love him, and I just can't help it. But this has nothing to do with that.", "PIPER: Hey, it's completely understandable. You're miserable that he can't love you back. He's not allowed to, and so you'd like to take your frustrations out on some demons.", "PHOEBE: Can we please just focus here? We are running out of time, and we have no idea what we're up against. Since we can't go back to magic school because it's not safe for us, I compiled a little list here of all the good magical creatures that have helped us in the past.", "(Phoebe hands the list to Paige.)", "PAIGE: Why are leprechauns at the top of the list?", "PHOEBE: Well, because they have luck. And we need luck.", "PIPER: Yeah, but isn't that like throwing them into the lion's den?", "PHOEBE: No. I mean, it has to do with them, too. It's good versus evil, you", "know. It affects all of us.", "PAIGE: What happened, in my life, that I wound up having to talk to leprechauns so much?", "PHOEBE: I'm sorry, honey. But you know them best. (to Piper) Okay. You and I are gonna go upstairs and see if we can ID Christy's new hall monitor friend. (Phoebe picks up the Book of Shadows from under her papers. Piper gets up and follows her.) WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - STUDY - DAY]", "(Billie sits at the desk writing in a notebook. The door opens and Christy walks in.)", "CHRISTY: Hey, there you are. Kind of been looking all over for you.", "BILLIE: Well, I've just been here.", "CHRISTY: Doing what?", "BILLIE: Just writing stuff down. About the sisters.", "CHRISTY: That's good. That's ... that's really good, Billie. We can figure out what their weaknesses are.", "BILLIE: Yeah, well, I'm hoping we can disempower them so we don't have to hurt them.", "CHRISTY: Who are you kidding, Billie? It's gonna take a hell of a lot more than that to stop them, and you know it.", "BILLIE: No, I don't know it. I mean, besides, Piper has kids! She has a baby, for god's sakes! How can you even think about wanting to hurt a mom?", "CHRISTY: What about our mom? She didn't have any concern about her. Look, I didn't seek with out, Billie. This was given to me. It was given to us.", "BILLIE: Yeah. We're supposed to take down the most powerful witches of all time. That's what this nightmare's all about.", "CHRISTY: So now I'm a nightmare.", "BILLIE: No. Going against good people is.", "CHRISTY: They're not good people, Billie. If they were, we wouldn't be in this position. They've lost their way. And the longer it takes for you to figure that out, the more time they have to attack us. Like they tried to do today.", "BILLIE: What are you talking about?", "CHRISTY: They were here. I saw them.", "BILLIE: Are you sure they were looking for us?", "CHRISTY: Billie.", "BILLIE: Okay, look. If they come after us, fine. I was wrong. We don't have a choice. But until they do -", "CHRISTY: If we give them enough time to attack us, we'll die. You know what, Billie? (She sighs.) I'm tired of trying to convince you of this. If you don't want to believe me, then fine. But I'm gonna introduce you to someone that you'll have to believe. WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. TREE GROTTO - DAY]", "(Out of a large, hollowed-out trunk, in a green, grassy area, three leprechauns play cards, including O'Brien and Liam, a younger and a smidge less cantankerous. Paige orbs in. O'Brien looks at her and rolls his eyes. She waves weakly to him.)", "O'BRIEN: Now, what, for God's sake, could you possibly be wanting now?", "PAIGE: (shrugs) Look, I know you just did me a favor, okay? Which I-I so appreciate. But I just need this one thing. The balance of good and evil depends on it.", "O'BRIEN: Well, it's always something with you people.", "PAIGE: (assures them) It shouldn't take long. It's super easy. All I need you to do is sneak into magic school and just identify a certain evil, that's all.", "(Liam sighs and puts his cards down on the tree trunk.)", "LIAM: A demon, no doubt.", "(O'Brien nods.)", "LIAM: Place is swarming with 'em. Probably part of the brewing storm we", "been hearing about.", "PAIGE: Exactly. That's it. That's all you have to do.", "O'BRIEN: We're leprechauns. We toss a bit o' luck around, here and there. These big battles? They're really more up your alley.", "PAIGE: This fight affects us all.", "LIAM: Ah, still ... like he said, we're not much for the fighting. Might be better if we sit this one out.", "PAIGE: Well, if the balance of power shifts, you're gonna be doing an awful lot of sitting around here 'cause there's gonna be nobody to protect you from all that evil.", "(O'Brien scoffs.)", "PAIGE: Look, I came to you guys first because you're smart, you're cunning,", "you're brave ...", "O'BRIEN: Good-looking ...", "PAIGE: You're ... damn good-looking. I mean, that's for sure.", "(Liam gives O'Brien a thumb's up approval.)", "PAIGE: But, hey! If you don't wanna help me stop the ultimate power, that's", "okay! I'll just, uh ... I'll just go ask the gnomes.", "(Paige nods and starts to turn away.)", "O'BRIEN: (incredulous) What? The gnomes are idiots! (laughs) Y-you can't", "trust 'em any farther than you can throw 'em!", "PAIGE: Hmm.", "O'BRIEN: All right, we'll do it. But we don't like it.", "(Paige nods.)", "(O'Brien puts his cards down on the tree trunk.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "BAM!", "(The chair in the attic is smoking. She signs and turns away.)", "(Coop flashes in to the attic.)", "COOP: All right, Phoebe, I --", "(Coop flashes out just as Phoebe whirls around and throws another vial, hitting the attic chair again. She grimaces.)", "(Coop flashes in again, batting the smoke away with his hand.)", "COOP: Jeez. What, are you mad at me or something?", "PHOEBE: (chuckles) No, of course not. Why would I be mad at you?", "(Phoebe turns and goes back to the potions table.)", "COOP: All right, good. So I think I found you the man of your dreams.", "PHOEBE: (sighs) Oh, really. Do you?", "(Phoebe plops some ingredients into the pot.)", "COOP: Yes. Yes, I do. And I think he's perfect for you. He's an aid worker in", "Bangladesh.", "PHOEBE: Hmm!", "COOP: He's a rugged, handsome ...you know ... a real do-gooder type. Of course, there's the long-distance thing, and you're gonna need to get shots.", "PHOEBE: Okay, yeah. I'm not gonna get vaccinations to go meet a guy. And what's the matter? You couldn't find anyone in the area?", "COOP: Well, yeah. Yeah. Sure I can. You know, I don't think you understand how difficult it is. It's not my fault that you reject every guy that I bring.", "PHOEBE: Wait. Every guy? Coop, there's been one guy. One.", "COOP: Yeah, but he was a really good guy.", "PHOEBE: Okay. You know what I think? I think that you ... just have no idea what I want.", "COOP: (snickers) No, I know exactly what it is that you're looking for.", "PHOEBE: Oh. No. Trust me. You have no idea.", "COOP: Ah. Then why don't you enlighten me?", "(Phoebe stops, turns and looks at Coop.)", "PHOEBE: You.", "(Coop looks at her and sighs.)", "PHOEBE: And I know it's impossible. Because of ...the rules, and everything.", "But ...", "(She sighs sadly.)", "COOP: Shhh.", "(Coop reaches for her and they kiss.)", "(Piper walks down the hallway to the attic.)", "PIPER: (absently) Okay, so, dad is taking the boys to the zoo-oo-", "(She sees Phoebe and Coop kissing.)", "PIPER: Wow!", "(Phoebe and Coop stop kissing.)", "PIPER: (head turned away) Excuse me. Hello. Hi. Sorry to interrupt. But", "you know-ultimate power. Mysterious things. Gotta go. Tick-tock.", "(Piper stops at the potions table.)", "PHOEBE: Right. Right. Exactly. Uh-huh. Uh ... You should probably go, I'm", "thinking. You know?", "COOP: Yeah. Uh ... we'll, uh ... (clears throat) Talk to you later.", "PHOEBE: Okay. Yeah.", "(Coop flashes out.)", "PHOEBE: Oh, God. I know. I know. It's forbidden love. And I'm doomed. And", "- and -- and we're ... doomed, and everything is doomed!", "(Phoebe picks up an ingredient and tosses it into the pot. POOF!)", "PIPER: That about sums it up.", "(Phoebe sighs.)", "PIPER: Well, at least you're not avoiding anything anymore.", "(Phoebe throws something else into the pot. POOF!)", "PIPER: Did you happen to ID Christy's hall monitor?", "PHOEBE: Ah, yeah. But uh, he's gotta get away from magic school before we", "can do anything.", "(Phoebe throws another something into the pot. POOF!)", "(Piper goes to the Book of Shadows and flips through it to a particular page.)", "PIPER: Okay. That's all right, 'cause when we do, he'll talk. I guarantee it.", "(She finds: THE TRUTH SPELL.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - BLACK ROOM - DAY]", "(Christy shows Billie into the Black Room. In the center of the room is a white lit platform.)", "BILLIE: What is this?", "CHRISTY: You'll see.", "(Christy closes the door.)", "BILLIE: No, this is creepy. I'm gettin' outta here.", "DUMAIN: (o.s.) Don't be afraid, Billie. It's me.", "(Dumain steps out from the shadows. He gets closer and she recognizes him.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "BILLIE: Oh, my God.", "DUMAIN: You're all grown up now, aren't you?", "BILLIE: How is this possible?", "CHRISTY: Anything's possible here, Billie. That's why I come here. For", "guidance. For him.", "BILLIE: But ... he's not real ... is he?", "DUMAIN: I've always been real, Billie. Just like I've always been there for you both. I wasn't just an imaginary friend.", "CHRISTY: Who do you think wrote in my diary and told you how to find me? He prepared us for everything.", "DUMAIN: I was sent by the greater powers to show you your destiny ... to help you understand that your powers were given to you for a reason -- to do good ... and to keep what's bad in check.", "BILLIE: Hmm. So this is where you get that from?", "DUMAIN: Yes. It is. Much is at stake, Billie, and only you and your sister can stop it. This is the reason. This is the moment why you were gifted with these powers -- to save the future from this. (He motions to the white lit platform. In the center, a hologram image appears.)", "INSERT: HOLOGRAM CLIP", "[Scene from 6X10: Chris-Crossed]", "[INT. MANOR - HALLIWELL MUSEUM - ATTIC - NIGHT (FUTURE)]", "(Wyatt confronts Chris.)", "FUTURE WYATT: (from hologram) Of all the people to betray me ...", "CHRIS PERRY: (from hologram) I didn't go back to betray you, Wyatt. I went", "back to save you.", "(Billie watches and can't believe what she's seeing.)", "BILLIE: Wyatt?", "FUTURE WYATT: (from hologram) Save me? Ha. From what? It's all about", "power. It's as simple as that. That's why I keep this ... museum intact -- to remind everyone the power from which I was born and that which I possess. (With a slice of his hand, WYATT tosses CHRIS aside and into the wall. CHRIS hits the cabinet hard, breaking it. He groans in pain.)", "(The hologram vanishes.)", "DUMAIN: Wyatt. Piper's progeny. That same sweet little boy you once babysat?", "That is what unchecked power will become in the future. A future that only you and your sister can save. It is your Destiny.", "(Billie looks at Christy.)", "BILLIE: (shakes her head) I can't.", "(Billie runs out of the room.)", "CHRISTY: Billie, wait!", "(Christy stops and looks at Dumain. He motions her to follow. Christy leaves the room and closes the door behind her.) (Left alone, Dumain turns and looks at the white platform. The image of a single spirit appears.) (Dumain puts a hand over his hears and nods his head in respect. The Triad Spirit image changes constantly between Asmodeus, Baliel and Candor. Their voice is one.)", "TRIAD SPIRIT: We are not pleased, Dumain.", "(Dumain raises his head. The Triad Spirit splits into three images.)", "ASMODEUS SPIRIT: And we are running out of time.", "(Camera holds on Dumain.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - BLACK ROOM - DAY]", "(The Triad talks with Dumain.)", "ASMODEUS SPIRIT: This was your plan, Dumain. You came to us.", "CANDOR SPIRIT: We didn't sacrifice ourselves, our lives, only to fail now.", "DUMAIN: We haven't failed. We just underestimated Billie's connection to the", "witches. It's a lot stronger than we anticipated.", "BALIEL SPIRIT: You mean stronger than you anticipated.", "DUMAIN: For fifteen years, I've worked tirelessly to bring this plan to fruition. We will succeed.", "ASMODEUS SPIRIT: Not unless we can kill the charmed ones, we won't. And Billie remains reticent.", "DUMAIN: As do the Charmed Ones. They, too, hesitate to attack fellow humans, as I knew they would.", "BALIEL SPIRIT: But they won't hesitate for long.", "DUMAIN: Don't ignore the great progress we've made. We've successfully inverted morality. We've convinced both Christy and Billie that the Charmed Ones are the evil ones.", "CANDOR SPIRIT: Which does us no good unless Billie is able to kill them.", "ASMODEUS SPIRIT: And if she can't, the balance of power won't shift ... and we won't have the power to return.", "BALIEL SPIRIT: Which means ... you won't become one of us.", "DUMAIN: Have faith, my Lords. Once Billie is fully turned and believe me, she's close --", "ASMODEUS SPIRIT: (interrupts) Wait. Someone is coming. (The Triad retracts back into a single spirit. Then they vanish. Dumain quickly vanishes again in the shadows.) (A beat later, the door opens and the two leprechauns, Liam and O'Brien peer into the room.) (Seeing the room is empty, they push the door open and haul a heavy pot of gold inside.)", "O'BRIEN: (on a tear, grumbles) Oh, me aching back. Ha! Serves me right, though ... lettin' them witches strong-arm me to being their lackey again.", "(They put the pot of gold down on the floor near the white platform.)", "LIAM: (fed up) Aiee, for the love of St. Andrew, stop your griping, will ya?", "(Liam and O'Brien glare at each other. O'Brien turns and gets a good look at the room.)", "O'BRIEN: Somethin's not right here.", "LIAM: Oh! Let's just get this over with, shall we?", "(Liam takes out a camera.)", "O'BRIEN: Well, what are you gonna do? Take a photo?", "LIAM: No. I'm identifying the threat, like she asked us to. Do you have a", "better idea?", "O'BRIEN: (snorts) And you call yourself a leprechaun.", "(O'Brien waves his shillelagh.)", "O'BRIEN: Go n-eiri an bothar leat. Let luck reveal what can't be seen. (Suddenly, the pot of gold glows. Liam raises his camera ready to shoot a picture of the evil when - BOOM!. Bright rays shoot upward from the pot of gold along with a swirl of black smoke twisting in a powerful gale.) (The two leprechauns back away toward the door. The wind blows stronger and stronger.) (As they back up toward the door, the winds whip the shillelagh from O'Brien's hand. Liam reaches for it, but O'Brien stops him.)", "O'BRIEN: Leave it! We'll find another way back! (fights the wind) Curse those Charmed Ones!", "LIAM: (grumbles) Like lambs to slaughter, we are. (And they back up out of the room. The door slams shut. The wind abruptly quiets. The black smoke and winds stop.)", "(Dumain steps out of the shadows.)", "DUMAIN: We may have just found a way to help Billie cross the final threshold.", "She may not believe the Charmed Ones are evil from us, but she'll believe it from them.", "TRIAD SPIRIT: (voice only) Agreed. Summon Creo.", "DUMAIN: Creo.", "(Creo shimmers into the room.)", "CREO: At your service, my lord.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - STUDY - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(Billie and Christy argue.)", "BILLIE: Look. Maybe because you've never had friends. You don't know what", "it's like for me.", "CHRISTY: I have Dumain, and I trust him. Can you honestly say that about the sisters? After they've put their needs above yours every single chance they've got?", "BILLIE: Look. I admit they've become a little selfish, but they haven't done anything bad enough to deserve to die for it.", "CHRISTY: But, Billie, they will. And then it'll be too late.", "BILLIE: You don't know that.", "CHRISTY: You saw their inner truths -- how they're being corrupted by power. It's our destiny --", "BILLIE: (scoffs) Oh, I'm so sick of this destiny crap.", "(Dumain opens the door.)", "DUMAIN: Demons.", "(Billie and Christy turn to look at him.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Fireballs fly across the room. O'Brien and Liam duck for cover under a table. Billie and Christy run into the room.)", "(A fireball hits the wall above Liam's head.)", "(A demon gets ready to throw a fireball at O'Brien. Billie stops him.)", "BILLIE: No!", "(Billie turns around and sees a knife on one of the shelves. She telekinetically throws it at the demon holding the fireball. He explodes.)", "DEMON: Uhh!", "(Christy steps forward toward Creo.)", "CHRISTY: What are you doing here?", "(She puts a hand on her temple, but Dumain stops her.)", "DUMAIN: Wait. Perhaps you should use him to send a message to the other", "demons.", "BILLIE: Good idea.", "(Billie steps forward.)", "BILLIE: (to Creo) Any more of your demons come here and attack our friends,", "they're dead. Do you understand? (Creo looks over at Dumain. Then, he quietly shimmers out. Billie looks over at Liam and O'Brien.)", "BILLIE: Are you okay?", "(O'Brien looks at the cut on his arm.)", "O'BRIEN: Yeah, sure. Thanks to you.", "BILLIE: Well, you guys can come out now. It's safe.", "(O'Brien and Liam look hesitantly at each other.)", "CHRISTY: Don't worry. We're your friends.", "(O'Brien and Liam crawl out from under the table.)", "O'BRIEN: Well, you never really know for sure, these days.", "DUMAIN: What were you doing here, anyway? Why did you risk coming here?", "LIAM: We were ... sent.", "DUMAIN: Really. By whom?", "LIAM: The Charmed Ones.", "(Billie and Dumain look at Christy.)", "WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "(Piper hangs up. Phoebe is scrying. Piper walks over to the Book of Shadows.)", "PIPER: Paige hasn't heard from the leprechauns. Which is not a good sign.", "PHOEBE: I just hope we didn't confirm the mystery power's existence at their", "expense.", "PIPER: Yeah, that would be a bad thing, which also means that we're running out of time, looking for it.", "PHOEBE: Tell me about it. I'm beginning to think that the ultimate power's power is to drive us crazy.", "PIPER: I think you're gonna have to face some harsh realities soon, Phoebe. We may just have to --", "PHOEBE: Uh! Don't say the k-word. Do not say the k-word, in regards to Billie and Christy, please.", "PIPER: Okay. Well, just because you don't wanna say it doesn't mean we won't have to do it.", "PHOEBE: O-okay. And push comes to shove, you're gonna be able to do it? You're actually gonna be able to kill them?", "PIPER: Uh, if it's us or them? Absolutely. Look, we're not talking about innocence here, Phoebe. And whether or not there's a force behind them, the Triad hand-picked them to kill us. I mean, it's time to get real.", "PHOEBE: That's even more reason to avoid confrontation and figure out who's behind them.", "(The crystal lands on the map with a THUNK.)", "PHOEBE: Oh. Which I think I may have just done.", "PIPER: You found the demon?", "PHOEBE: I think so. Okay. I'll get Paige. We'll use your truth potion to pry a", "name out of them, and you stay here to figure out if the leprechauns are comin' back.", "(Phoebe picks up the vial and leaves the attic.)", "PIPER: But what if they don't? What if something ...", "(Phoebe disappears around the hallway corner.)", "PIPER: ... happened to them?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL - DAY]", "(Liam and O'Brien sit on the couch as Billie tends to O'Brien's wound.)", "LIAM: I was sure I was a gonner. (He sighs.) Guess that's why I'm a little", "shaken up.", "(Christy hands Liam a glass of water.)", "CHRISTY: Don't worry. You're safe now. I promise.", "(Liam nods.)", "BILLIE: I just don't understand why the demons keep coming back. I thought", "we'd killed all of them. (to O'Brien) There. Good as new.", "O'BRIEN: I thank you for that. And for saving us. Just one thing I can't figure. You folks are good. So why did the Charmed Ones send us here?", "CHRISTY: That's what we're trying to figure out.", "DUMAIN: What did they say they wanted you to do?", "O'BRIEN: It was to find a great evil. They called it \"the ultimate power.\"", "DUMAIN: Huh. And they said it was evil? What else did they tell you?", "O'BRIEN: That the power was huge ... and that they were bent on stopping it.", "DUMAIN: Really. And how did they plan on doing that?", "O'BRIEN: Same as they deal with all evil, I suppose -- vanquish it.", "CHRISTY: Is that what they said? That they were gonna vanquish the ultimate power? Are you sure?", "LIAM: Well, they didn't actually say that. But that's what they do. Isn't it?", "BILLIE: I just don't know why they would send you guys here to do their dirty work.", "(O'Brien scoffs.)", "DUMAIN: Have they done this before?", "O'BRIEN: All the time. It's not just us. They use the whole magical", "community.", "DUMAIN: Yet ... they never took the time to save magic school from demons?", "LIAM: Couldn't break a nail, I guess.", "O'BRIEN: Cannon fodder -- that's what we've become to 'em.", "CHRISTY: (to Billie) Now do you believe everything I've been telling you?", "(Sadly, Billie's starting to.)", "WHITE FLASH TO:", "[EXT. ALLEY - DAY]", "(Creo and a demon are warming themselves by a barrel fire. The demon puts pieces of wood in the fire.)", "GOON: We give up everything for them ... and this is the thanks we get? What does Dumain think we are -- lackeys?", "CREO: (calmly assures) We've had this conversation. It's all part of the Triad's plan. We'll get what we deserve soon enough.", "GOON: Yeah, that's what you keep saying. But I'm still sleeping behind a dumpster.", "CREO: (had enough, threatens) We do as we're told ... even if we have to make the ultimate sacrifice. It's all part of the greater victory.", "GOON: Yeah. But if we're not a part of it ... I'm not sacrificing anything.", "CREO: You signed an oath ... in blood. We both did. And if you don't protect them, you'll face a fate much worth than death.", "CUE SOUND: (o.s.) ORBING", "PAIGE: (o.s.) Funny you should say that. (Creo and the Good look up to see that Phoebe and Paige have orbed in. Paige waves her hands.)", "PAIGE: Demons. (The two demons orb out and slam into the top of the dumpster behind them. They fall to the ground and quickly get to their feet.)", "PHOEBE: We have a few questions for you. (Phoebe throws the vial and it smashes on the floor at their feet. A white smoke rises and they inhale it.)", "PAIGE: Gentlemen, who is the wizard behind the curtain? So to speak.", "CREO: The what?", "PHOEBE: The demon. Who are you working for?", "GOOD: The demon ... is --", "(Creo takes a breath and fights the potion, stopping the Goon.)", "CREO: No. We can't.", "PHOEBE: Too bad you don't have a choice.", "(Creo and the Goon look at each other as if coming to an agreement. They both power up a fireball and hurl it at the other at the same time. The demons EXLODE in a mutual VANQUISH, their scream echoing in the air.)", "DEMONS: Aahh!", "(Camera holds on Phoebe and Paige, both stunned by what they've just seen.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - DAY]", "PIPER: (v.o.) Two and a half corn dogs?", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "(Piper is on the phone.)", "PIPER: (to phone) What, are you crazy, dad? He's three. I don't care if he", "begged.", "(Paige and Phoebe orb in.)", "PIPER: (to phone) Look, I gotta go. But seriously, no more junk food, or he", "will vomit on you.", "(Piper hangs up and puts the phone down.)", "PIPER: Where's the demon?", "PHOEBE: In the wasteland probably. Him and his pal vanquished each other", "so they didn't have to talk.", "PIPER: They sacrificed themselves?", "PHOEBE: Yep. Scary, huh?", "PAIGE: Any word from our little green friends?", "PIPER: No. Nothing.", "PAIGE: I hope they're okay.", "(Paige turns and opens the trunk.)", "PIPER: What are you doing?", "(She takes out the shillelagh.)", "PAIGE: I ... am going to call them.", "(She holds the shillelagh out.)", "PAIGE: Go n-eiri an bothar leat.", "(A rainbow appears. Liam and O'Brien land on the floor with a THUNK.)", "LIAM: Uhh!", "O'BRIEN: Ohh! Ohh ...", "(They get to their feet.)", "O'BRIEN: Well! I might've known it was you, dropping us on our behinds!", "You've no right to call us back like that.", "PAIGE: Well, I'm sorry. I was worried. Are you okay?", "O'BRIEN: Ah. Uhh. Now you're worried. After sending us into harm's way.", "PHOEBE: Look, we wouldn't have done it if it wasn't important.", "PIPER: Yeah. Come on, guys, we're trying to save the future here.", "LIAM: So you say. I'll be taking that back now, thank you.", "(Liam grabs the shillelagh out from Paige's hand.)", "PAIGE: Hey, what are you doing?", "O'BRIEN: We're no longer at your beck and call.", "PIPER: Hmmh.", "O'RBIEN: Go n-eiri and bother leat!", "(A rainbow appears.)", "PAIGE: That was a gift.", "LIAM: And don't bother calling.", "(They saunter into the rainbow. The rainbow vanishes with them.)", "PHOEBE: Ooh. Wow. What's wrong with them?", "PAIGE: I don't know, but it's not good.", "(Phoebe sighs.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - STAIRS/MAIN HALL - DAY]", "(Phoebe, Piper and Paige walk down the stairs.)", "PAIGE: Okay, I know leprechauns are crabby, but this is different.", "PIPER: What do you mean? You think Billie and Christy got to them somehow?", "PHOEBE: Or maybe somebody else did.", "PAIGE: I just can't believe they turned on us like that. I mean, what did we", "do?", "PIPER: Maybe it's not anything we did. Maybe it's something Billie and Christy did. Or whoever's behind it.", "PAIGE: What are you saying?", "PIPER: I'm saying I think they did to the leprechauns what the Triad did to them.", "PHOEBE: Turned them against us?", "PIPER: (shrugs) Twist everything around and make us look like the bad guys.", "PAIGE: That's crazy. They would never believe that.", "PIPER: Sure, they would. Think about our track record with them lately.", "PHOEBE: But what purpose would that serve? I mean, why even bother?", "PIPER: I don't know. To isolate us, make sure we have a little less backup in our time of need.", "PHOEBE: You mean when they attack.", "PIPER: Maybe that's what they've been waiting for.", "PHOEBE: Well, we have to warn the magical community and tell 'em not to fall for it.", "PIPER: Where's that list?", "PHOEBE: Upstairs. I'll get it.", "PIPER: No, I'll get it. You go talk to Coop and make sure they don't try to turn anybody else against us.", "(Phoebe turns and heads for the front door.)", "PAIGE: And I'm going to talk to our little friends again.", "PIPER: Well, I think that's kind of a waste of time.", "(Piper heads upstairs.)", "PAIGE: I don't think so. I'm not letting 'em off the hook that easily.", "(Paige turns and follows her up.)", "WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - BLACK ROOM - DAY]", "(Dumain reports to the Triad.)", "DUMAIN: We're almost there, my lords.", "(The triad spirit rises up from the white platform.)", "TRIAD SPIRIT: Almost?", "(The spirit splits into three. Dumain bows his head to them.)", "ASMODEUS: The longer it takes, the greater the chance you'll regain sympathy", "for the Charmed Ones ... which we already know Billie is prone to do.", "DUMAIN: I don't think that's going to happen, especially now that she believes the leprechauns were set up by the Charmed Ones.", "CANDOR: Then what's the delay? Either she's ready to kill them, or she's not.", "DUMAIN: She's close. She just needs ... a little more convincing. Once she thinks the Charmed Ones have turned their backs on the entire magical community ...", "CANDOR: Well, that's impossible. The community's too vast ... and too loyal to the sisters for all their years of protecting them.", "DUMAIN: Which is why we need to create a situation where they won't be there to protect them.", "BALIEL: How?", "DUMAIN: Simple. We distract the Charmed Ones when the magical beings need them most ... using the same distractions that have worked on them in the past. (Dumain holds out his hand and Billie's notebook on the Charmed Ones appears.)", "DUMAIN: Billie herself has provided us with all we need to know.", "(He flips through the pages. He stops on the page on the WITECH DOCTOR.)", "DUMAIN: Ah. The witch doctor who turned inner truth into obsession. That", "should work quite nicely on Paige. WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. TREE GROTTO - DAY]", "(The pots of gold are lined up in a row behind a tree trunk. Liam and another leprechaun appear carrying another pot of gold. They add it to the row.)", "LIAM: Should be enough for the lot of us to tough it out.", "O'BRIEN: Aye. If things get as bad as I think they're going to, no amount of luck'll be too much. Battening down the hatches, we are.", "(Paige orbs in.)", "O'BRIEN: Now, what do ya think you're doing here?", "LIAM: You're no longer welcome here.", "PAIGE: That is exactly the kind of attitude that I am here to talk to you about.", "O'BRIEN: Our attitude. Well, it's your attitude that's in question here.", "(Liam nods in agreement.)", "PAIGE: Look, I don't know who has gotten to you, but contrary to popular", "belief, we are still the good guys. Okay? And the fact that you guys have gone demon-free for all these years pretty much proves that point.", "LIAM: Still ... things change. People change, especially human people.", "O'BRIEN: Same difference.", "LIAM: You know what I mean.", "PAIGE: What I know is that this is not the time to bail on us just because we've had our differences or because someone has been whispering in your ear. We are going into a very big battle, which you obviously know about because somebody has been stockpiling luck. (She looks at the pots of gold lined up. The leprechauns turn and looks at the gold. They nod.) (Suddenly, Paige's eyes glow as she's hit by Dumain's witch doctor whammy. She turns and looks at them. The leprechauns look at Paige expecting her to continue.)", "O'BRIEN: You were saying?", "(She looks around the grotto, confused.)", "PAIGE: What am I doing here? (then, realizes, urgent) I need to find", "enlightenment. (The leprechauns haven's seen the spell and are just as confused by Paige's change in attitude.)", "LIAM: But ...you were telling us ... about the battle.", "PAIGE: Oh. The battle. (shrugs) Well, good luck with that.", "(Paige smiles, nods, and orbs out.)", "(The leprechauns are confused.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - BLACK ROOM - DAY]", "(Dumain flips page over and reads about the DEADLY SINS.)", "DUMAIN: I've always found lust ... to be the greatest of the seven deadly sins.", "And apparently, so has Phoebe. WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - LIVING ROOM - DAY]", "(The door opens and Phoebe returns.)", "PHOEBE: Coop? Coop?", "(Coop peers out from the balcony.)", "COOP: Oh. It's about time. I was wondering when you were gonna get here.", "PHOEBE: Uh, listen. I, uh -", "(Coop rushes to her and pulls her into his arms. He starts kissing her neck.)", "PHOEBE: Oh, no. Not -- not that. Not -- not now.", "COOP: Not what?", "PHOEBE: You know, whatever's in your mind right now. Uh ... we've got a big", "problem.", "COOP: Yeah. I know. I know. If there's one thing I know about love it's that we're actually gonna find a way --", "PHOEBE: No, no-no-no, no, no. That's not the problem. I mean, that -- that is, obviously, you know, a problem. But--but that's not the problem.", "COOP: Okay, I don't understand.", "PHOEBE: Okay, look, there's -- there's ... new power at magic school, and we're afraid that it's gonna turn everybody against us.", "COOP: Okay, and by \"everyone,\" you mean ...", "PHOEBE: Ogres, fairies, leprechauns. (shrugs) Cupids, maybe.", "(Coop turns and takes a step away from Phoebe as this all sinks in.)", "COOP: Whoa!", "(Suddenly, Phoebe is hit with a gold wave of light. Coop turns and looks at Phoebe.)", "COOP: All right, well, when did all this happen? Phoebe?", "(She smiles at him.)", "COOP: You all right?", "(She reaches up and kisses him.)", "WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - BLACK ROOM - DAY]", "(Dumain flips to the next page in the book.)", "DUMAIN: Their grandmother's wedding ring ... which she apparently put a hex", "on to remind her of the horrors of being a housewife. Should be perfect for Piper, considering her current situation.", "(He looks at the page and smiles.)", "WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "(Piper is flipping through the Book of Shadows. She stops on the page on FAERIES. She puts her hand down on the Book. Suddenly, the second ring appears on her finger.)", "(Piper gasps as she sees it.)", "PIPER: Oh, crap.", "(Then, she turns into a housewife. She looks at the mess in the attic.)", "PIPER: This place is a mess.", "(Piper speedily hurries out of the attic.)", "WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - BLACK ROOM - DAY]", "(Satisfied, Dumain closes the book.)", "DUMAIN: Now it's time to bring in the demons.", "(The book flashes out of his hand and vanishes.)", "DUMAIN: It won't be long now before everyone's against the Charmed Ones.", "Especially Billie.", "(The Triad appears satisfied.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. TREE GROTTO - NIGHT]", "(O'Brien has gathered as many of the magical community members as he could muster to discuss the Charmed Ones' problem. There are Faeries, Wood Nymphs, Ogres and Elves.)", "(O'Brien and Liam talk amongst themselves.)", "O'BRIEN: All right now. Let's go.", "(O'Brien and Liam turn to start the meeting. O'Brien takes a seat on the tree stump and addresses the small group.)", "O'BRIEN: Here we are. Now, we all know that the winds of war are blowing. It's time we faced the facts. The Charmed Ones can't be trusted to help us ... anymore!", "(A wood nymph steps forward.)", "WOOD NYMPH: I don't believe that. They've always been there for us.", "O'BRIEN: Well, you didn't see Paige today ... come to beg us to fight the", "comin' evil.", "LIAM: Except she left right in the middle. All in a hurry ... to go find enlightenment or get her nails done or who knows what.", "O'BRIEN: They don't care anymore. Like last year, when they took on new identities, skipping away from the fight without so much as a good-bye.", "OGRE: They did it to stop Zankou.", "WOOD NYMPH: Just one of the many threats they saved us from. They stopped the Source, Avatars ... the Triad. Who are we to question them? Witches prophesized centuries ago to fight for the greater good.", "O'BRIEN: But that's just the point. They don't anymore! They don't care enough to protect us from --", "BOOM!", "(A loud explosion hits O'Brien and he's thrown off the tree stump, falling on the ground with a thud.)", "(The crowd gasps.)", "REVERSE ANGLE - ACROSS THE GROTTO", "(Four demons are at the back of the crowd. They hurl fireball after fireball into the screaming crowd.)", "ANGLE - ASSASSIN DEMONS", "(Hurl FIREBALLS as they step toward the crowd. EXPLOSIONS ROCK CAMERA as they hit the grotto trees and walls. Creatures scream and run for cover.)", "(A fireball hits an Ogre and the elf jumps for cover behind a log.)", "ANGLE - THROUGH THE CROWD", "(Magical creatures run screaming through the crowd under a hail of fireballs. A fireball hits an faerie.)", "ANGLE - LIAM", "(Liam jumps over the log to get to cover. A demon throws a fireball, knocking Liam off his feet.)", "ANGLE - WOOD NYMPHS", "(Two wood nymphs run from the advancing demons. The demon with the fireball shimmers out from behind them and shimmers back in front of them. The wood nymphs stop in their tracks, frozen. The front wood nymph quickly ducks for cover as the demon throws the fireball. It hits the second wood nymph, vanquishing her.)", "ANGLE - O'BRIEN", "(O'Brien hides behind a fallen tree stump. He looks out at the grotto and sees chaos - magical creatures defenseless and being killed one after the other.) (An ogre stands up and grabs an elf who has fallen. He picks her up and pulls her to safety.) (The demon stands with a fireball in his hand, ready to fire. He looks around and sees Liam trying to make it to cover.)", "(O\"Brien looks across the way at his friend.)", "LIAM: If we don't get the Charmed Ones ... we're all dead!", "(A fireball hits nearby, startling Liam. He tries to make it to O'Brien, who reaches out a hand to help him. Liam reaches up to grab O'Brien's hand when he's hit in the back by a fireball.)", "(He screams as he explodes.)", "(O'Brien grimly looks around.)", "[EXT. GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE - NIGHT]", "(Paige is meditating, her eyes closed as she sits in lotus position on a floating bed of white orb lights.)", "(A rainbow appears and O'Brien steps out, limping and injured from the attack.)", "O'BRIEN: Paige! You got to help us! We're under attack!", "(Paige doesn't open her eyes.)", "PAIGE: I'm sorry. This is 'me' time.", "O'BRIEN: They killed Liam! They're trying to kill us all!", "PAIGE: I'm trying to find a deeper meaning. Please go! Bay!", "(She waves her hand and orbs O'Brien away from her.)", "(O'Brien yells in shocked surprise.)", "[EXT. SAN FRANCISCO BAY - WIDE - NIGHT]", "(Bright orb lights fly off the tower and into the bay.)", "O'BRIEN: Aaaaarrrggh!", "[EXT. WATER - CLOSE ON O'BRIEN -- NIGHT", "SPLASH!", "(O'Brien land sin the bay.)", "[EXT. GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE - NIGHT]", "(Paige still has her eyes closed in meditation. Suddenly, she opens her eyes as if knowing something's wrong.)", "[EXT. SAN FRANCISCO BAY - WIDE - NIGHT]", "(After a beat, O'Brien pops up from the water, sputtering - drenched, pissed and betrayed -- )", "O'BRIEN: Uhh!", "[EXT. GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE - NIGHT]", "(A gold glow washes over Paige and her eyes widen. The white orb lights she's sitting on vanish and she falls on her rump.)", "(She pauses a moment.)", "PAIGE: Uh-oh.", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - NIGHT]", "(ON THE POTTED PLANT. The wood nymph floats out from the greenery calling for --", "WOOD NYMPH: Help! Phoebe! Please!", "ANGLE - BEDROOM", "(Mid-kiss, Phoebe sighs and falls back on the bed with Coop.)", "ANGLE - WOOD NYMPH", "(She sees Phoebe in the bedroom and rushes over.)", "ANGLE - BEDROOM", "(Phoebe slips out of her jacket as she continues kissing Coop.)", "WOOD NYMPH: We're being attacked!", "(Phoebe sees the Wood Nymph lingering in the doorway.)", "PHOEBE: (panting) What?! Not now!", "(Coop is unaware why Phoebe's stopped.)", "COOP: You all right?", "PHOEBE: Yeah.", "COOP: Do you want me to stop?", "PHOEBE: No.", "(And she pulls him back to her for another kiss.)", "ANGLE - LIVING ROOM", "(From the bedroom doorway, the Wood Nymph turns to see the Assassin Demon shimmer in, fireball at the ready. She quickly dives back toward the potted plant in the corner just as the demon throws and the fireball hits the plant, exploding it.)", "ANGLE - BEDROOM DOORWAY", "(Phoebe gasps and runs out to the doorway in time to see the smoking plant. She turns and sees the assassin demon. He looks back directly at her, then shimmers out.)", "(Coop appears behind Phoebe, his shirt unbuttoned.)", "(The spell Phoebe's under pops out of her, rises up and vanishes.)", "(Phoebe knows something's gone horribly wrong.)", "PHOEBE: Uh-oh.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - MAIN HALL / SITTING ROOM - NIGHT]", "(Piper is vacuuming the main hall when her timer bell dings.)", "FAST FORWARD: (In a blur, Piper turns the vacuum off and goes into the kitchen. She exits the kitchen carrying a tray of cookies.)", "RESUME MOTION.", "(She puts the tray of cookies down next to the first tray of pastry cups. She picks up the martini mixer and shakes it.)", "(The faerie appears and starts talking with Piper.)", "FAERIE 2: (tinkling)", "PIPER: May I help you?", "(Piper continue shaking the martini mixer.)", "FAERIE 2: (tinkling)", "PIPER: What's that?", "FAERIE 2: (tinkling)", "PIPER: You and the whole magical community is under attack?", "FAERIE 2: (tinkling)", "PIPER: Demons are slaughtering you left and right?", "FAERIE 2: (tinkling)", "PIPER: Your only hope is us?", "FAERIE 2: (tinkling)", "(Piper puts the martini mixer down on the table.)", "PIPER: Well. I'm sorry, but unfortunately, I can't help you. I need to be here", "for when Leo comes home.", "FAERIE 2: (tinkling)", "(Piper looks down at the table.)", "(In the background, an assassin demon shimmers in. The faerie turns and sees the demon. He tries to warn Piper, but she just bats him away with her hand.) (The demon powers up a fireball and throws it at the faerie. The faerie explodes.) (Piper whirls around in time to see the explosion and the fine stream of dust fall to the carpet.)", "PIPER: Oh!", "(She looks at the demon.)", "PIPER: That's just awful! I just vacuumed there.", "(Piper turns to get the vacuum. The demon shimmers out.)", "(She starts vacuuming the carpet, the faerie dust tinkling as it gets sucked into the machine.) (Piper glows and the spell wears out. She changes out of her housewife clothes and back into her regular clothes. She pauses, knowing something has gone horribly wrong.)", "PIPER: Uh-oh.", "(PRE-LAP) O'BRIEN: (v.o.) Help! Help us!", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL - NIGHT]", "(Billie, Christy and Dumain rush out.)", "CHRISTY: What's wrong? What happened?", "(O'Brien leans against the column.)", "O'BRIEN: Demons. They're attacking us all!", "DUMAIN: But ... where are the Charmed Ones?", "O'BRIEN: Leaving us to die.", "(Dumain looks at Billie.)", "BILLIE: We'll take care of that.", "(O'Brien looks at them. Christy glances at Billie.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - FOYER / MAIN HALL - NIGHT]", "(The front door opens and Phoebe rushes in.)", "PHOEBE: (calls out) Piper?!", "(She closes the door and hurries through the main hall.)", "PHOEBE: Paige?!", "(Piper and Paige step out.)", "PIPER: Thank god you're all right. Why didn't you answer your cell?", "PHOEBE: I left it at the condo.", "PAIGE: Was a spell cast on you as well?", "PHOEBE: Yes. I don't know what happened. One second, I was talking to", "Coop, and the next, I was attacking him.", "PAIGE: Magically?", "PHOEBE: No. Sexually. Who do you think did this to us?", "PIPER: Who else? Billie. She's the only one who knows us well enough to use our past against us.", "PHOEBE: Ooh, I'm gonna kill her.", "PIPER: Where you been?", "PAIGE: Okay, the big question is, what do we do now?", "PHOEBE: Uh ... they seem to be one step ahead of us. I mean, we tried to warn our friends.", "PIPER: Who probably think we've abandoned them.", "PAIGE: Yeah? Well, we need to find them and change their minds.", "PHOEBE: The only way to do that is to save them.", "(Phoebe, Paige and Piper head upstairs to the attic.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - NIGHT -- CONTINUOUS]", "(They enter the attic and find the remaining magical community gathered there - a considerably smaller group than before.)", "PHOEBE: What's goin' on?", "PAIGE: We were just coming to save you.", "O'BRIEN: Well, we've already been saved. And not by you. Yeah. For years we thought you were on our side. Counted on ya. And to leave us ... high and dry ...", "PIPER: Hey. We were under a spell.", "PHOEBE: We wanted to save you, but something wouldn't let us.", "(The Ogre stands up.)", "OGRE: (angry) You betrayed us!", "(He backhands Phoebe across the face. She falls to the floor.)", "(Phoebe gets to her feet. With O'Brien in the lead, the magical community advances around the Charmed Ones.)", "O'BRIEN: It's always one thing or another with you, isn't it? Our good friends are being slaughtered while you're kissing your loved ones or contemplating your navel. Billie and Christy were right about you.", "PAIGE: Look, they're twisting everything. It's not what you think.", "CHRISTY: (o.s.) They know exactly what to think.", "(Christy and Billie step out from the back of the crowd.)", "CHRISTY: They think it's over.", "BILLIE: And so do we.", "(Christy concentrates and a large fireball forms in front of her. The magical creatures gasp and step back.) (Seeing that things aren't going well, Phoebe heads over to grab the Book of Shadows.)", "PHOEBE: Uh ... the Book.", "(Billie telekinetically pushes the fireball toward the sisters.)", "(Paige orbs them out just as the fireball passes through them and at the far wall - completely demolishing it.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. UNDERWORLD CAVE - NIGHT]", "(Mid-motion, the girls re-orb and hit the dirt ground hard.)", "GIRLS: Unhh!", "(They turn and look back only to find themselves in a dirty underworld cavern.)", "PHOEBE: What -- how did we get here?", "(They rub the dirt from their hands.)", "PAIGE: I don't know. I aimed for Magic School. They must have ... protected", "it from us.", "PHOEBE: Wait. So there's demons up there, and we're stuck in the underworld?", "PIPER: We're the bad guys now.", "(Piper gets to her feet.)", "PAIGE: Well, how did that happen?", "PHOEBE: Well, more importantly, what are we gonna do now?", "(Suddenly in the darkness a great demonic howl echoes throughout the cavern. Piper turns around and sees nothing but darkness and miniature volcanoes spewing out light and smoke.)", "PIPER: (mutters) Oh, this is bad. This is really bad. (Paige hugs her knees to her chest as the demonic sounds, growls and whispers grow louder and louder around them.) WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - BLACK ROOM - DAY]", "(Dumain reports back to the Triad.)", "BALIEL: They've escaped.", "DUMAIN: But not for long. They're on the run, banished with nowhere to turn.", "ASMODEUS: So ... how can they be destroyed?", "DUMAIN: They won't give up. They'll attack Billie and Christy with everything", "they've got.", "CANDOR: And so will begin the ultimate battle.", "DUMAIN: One which will destroy all the witches ... Including Billie and Christy.", "(Dumain bows to the Triad.)", "ASMODEUS: Then we can return ... once and for all.", "(Camera holds on the Triad.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "TITLE/OPENING CREDITS", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "TRANSCRIBED FROM WB", "Starring: ALYSSA MILANO as Phoebe Halliwell ROSE McGOWAN as Paige Matthews and HOLLY MARIE COMBS as Piper KALEY CUOCO as Billie Jenkins Created by CONSTANCE M. BURGE Guest Starring MARNETTE PATTERSON as Christy Jenkins", "ANTHONY CISTARO", "LELAND CROOKE", "MICHAEL J. ANDERSON", "MICHAEL GILDEN", "SOREN OLIVER", "STEVEN J. OLIVER", "and VICTOR WEBSTER as Coop (Cupid)", "Editor: PAUL FONTAINE", "Production Designer: PAUL STAHELI", "Directory of Photography: KRIS KROSSKOVE", "Consulting Producer: JONATHAN LEVIN", "Co-Producer: CAMERON LITVACK", "Producer: PETER CHOMSKY", "Producer: HOLLY MARIE COMBS", "Producer: ALYSSA MILANO", "Supervising Producer: JEANNINE RENSHAW", "Supervising Producer: ROB WRIGHT", "Co-Executive Producer: JAMES L. CONWAY", "Produced By: JON PARE", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Executive Producer: BRAD KERN", "Executive Producer: AARON SPELLING", "Executive Producer: E. DUKE VINCENT", "Tonight's Charmed featured music by: pink, i'm not dead, promotional consideration furnished by laface records Spelling Television Inc., A CBS Company", "Executive Story Editor: LIZ SEGAL", "Associate Producer: LARRY GOLDSTEIN Co Starring: JOEL STOFFER as Creo LOGAN ALEXANDER as Goon DAVID MATLEY as Ogre Co Starring: CASSANDRA GRAE as Wood Nymph KRISTOPHER SIMMONS as Wyatt #1 JASON SIMMONS as Wyatt #2 Co Starring: SCOUT TAYLOR-COMPTON as Fairy #1 JAKE DIMMIDDLE as Fairy #2", "Music By: J. PETER ROBINSON", "Casting by: KIMBERLY LANSE FOSTER Original Casting by VICTORIA HUFF, C.S.A.", "Unit Production Manager: JON PARE", "First Assistant Director: DEREK JOHANSEN", "Second Assistant Director: BERYL COHEN", "Costume Designer: DANIELA GSCHWENDTNER", "Camera Operator: MICHAEL ST. HILLAIRE", "1st Assistant Camera: HAL ARNOLD", "Chief Lighting Technician: DON LEHMAN", "Asst. Chief Lighting Technician: COOPER DONALDSON", "Set Designer: ROLAND HILL", "Set Decorator: ROBINSON ROYCE, S.D.S.A.", "Leadperson: MICHAEL ZUFELT", "Property Master: ROGER MONTESANO", "Assistant Property Master: SCOTT COCKERELL", "Script Supervisor: NANCY SOLOMAN", "Costume Supervisor: CHIC GENNARELLI", "Dept. Head Key Make-Up Artist: NANETTE NEW", "Key Make-up artist: ANI MALONEY", "Key Make-Up Artist: BRET MARDOCK", "Dept. Head Key Hairstylist: AUDREY FUTTERMAN-STERN", "Key Hairstylist: BRANDON WAGGONER", "Sound Mixer: BRETT GRANT-GRIERSON", "Transportation Coordinator: MARTIN COBLENZ", "Production Coordinator: RICK NAPOLI", "Production Accountant: BYRON MACDONALD", "Script Coordinator: SCOTT LIPSEY", "First Company Grip: STEVE GAUSCHE", "2nd Company Grip: TOM HAM", "Construction Coordinator: STAR FIELDS", "Stunt Coordinator: NOON ORSATTI", "Special Effects Coordinator: RANDY CABRAL", "Special Effects Shop Coordinator: VINNIE BORGESE", "Visual Effects Supervisor: STEPHEN LEBED", "Casting Associate: KAREN P. MORRIS", "Assistant to Brad Kern: ANDREA CONWAY", "Assistant to Jon Pare: JENNIFER REES", "Assistant to the Writers: RICK MULRRAGUL", "Technical Advisor: JOHN RICHARD TODD", "Assistant Editor: GREGORY BARNA", "Music Editor: NINO CENTURION", "Supervising Sound Editor: JEFF CLARK", "Music Coordinator: CELEST RAY", "Re-Recording Mixers: JOSH SCHNEIDER / BRUCE MICHAELS Film and Electronic Laboratory (tm) by LASERPACIFIC MEDIA, a Kodak company Lenses and Panaflex(R) Camera by PANAVISION(R) Digital Sound Editing and Mixing by LASERPACIFIC MEDIA, a Kodak company Digital Visual Effects by ENCORE VIDEO", "Executive in Charge of Production: GAIL M. PATTERSON", "Executive in Charge of Post-Production: KENNETH MILLER This motion picture is protected under the laws of the United States and other countries. Any unauthorized duplication, copying, distribution, exhibition or use may result in civil liability and or criminal prosecution. The places and characters depicted herein are entirely fictitious, and any similarity to any real places or people is purely coincidental. (c) 2006 by Spelling Television Inc., A CBS company. All rights reserved.", "Country of First Publication: United States of America Spelling Television Inc., is the author of this film / motion picture for the purpose of Article 15(2) of the Berne Convention and all National Laws giving effect thereto. TheWB.com Dated:07/02/2006" ]	Charmed	08x20	Gone With The Witches	bunniefuu
Charmed_08x21.json	[ "In Episode one of the two-episode Classic series finale, Billie and Christy have managed to turn everything around: while the two of them are now at the Manor and demons are at Magic School, the Charmed Ones are forced to hide in the Underworld. The Jenkins and the Halliwells absorb the Hollow and attack each other in the Manor, not knowing the deadly consequences of their actions - Phoebe, Paige, and Christy are killed and the Manor is destroyed in a massive explosion caused by the biggest fight in Halliwell history." ]	[ "[TRIQUETRA LOGO]", "HOLLY MARIE COMBS (NARRATOR): (v.o.) Previously on 'Charmed' ...", "[Scene from 8X16: Engaged and Confused]", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT -- DAY]", "(Phoebe and Coop sit and talk.)", "COOP: Well, I'm Cupid. You can call me Coop.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scenes from 8X20: Gone With the Witches]", "[INT. MANOR - DINING ROOM -- DAY]", "(Phoebe confesses to Piper and Paige.)", "PHOEBE: I love Coop, okay? I'm in love with Coop.", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "(Coop and Phoebe kiss.)", "PHOEBE: (v.o.) I love him and I just can't help it.", "TRIQUETRA FLASH TO:", "[Scene from 8X10: Vaya Con Leos]", "[INT. UNDERWORLD - BURKE'S LAIR]", "(With a flash, Leo is entombed in a cryogenic chamber, frozen solid.)", "(The Angel of Destiny instructs Piper.)", "ANGEL OF DESTINY: If you prevail, he will be returned.", "TRIQUETRA FLASH TO:", "[Scenes from 8X20: Gone With the Witches]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - BLACK ROOM - DAY]", "(Christy talks with Billie.)", "CHRISTY: Who do you think wrote in my diary and told you how to find me?", "(She turns and looks at Dumain.)", "CHRISTY: He prepared us for everything.", "DUMAIN: I was sent by the greater powers to show you your Destiny.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - BLACK ROOM - DAY]", "(Dumain talks with The Triad Spirit.)", "DUMAIN: We're almost there, my Lords.", "(Dumain bows his head. The Triad Spirit splits into three.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "CANDOR: And so will begin the ultimate battle.", "DUMAIN: One which will destroy all the witches. Including Billie and Christy. TRIQUETRA FLASH TO:", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC -- NIGHT]", "(The Charmed Ones faces the angry magical community.)", "PAIGE: They're twisting everything. It's not what you think.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(Christy starts the fireball.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(Phoebe runs to get the Book of Shadows.)", "PHOEBE: The Book.", "(Paige orbs them out just as the fireball passes through them, hitting the far wall - completely demolishing it.)", "[INT. UNDERWORLD CAVE -- NIGHT]", "(Mid-motion, the girls re-orb and hit the dirt ground hard.)", "GIRLS: Unhh!", "(They turn and look back only to find themselves in a dirty underworld cavern.)", "PHOEBE: What? How did we get here?", "(Piper gets up.)", "PIPER: We're the bad guys now.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "END OF PREVIOUSLY ON.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. UNDERWORLD - CAVE 1]", "(The underworld cave is dark with miniature volcanoes that spew out light and smoke, echoes of demonic voices fill the air. In the back of the cave, Piper, Phoebe and Paige cautiously enter and make their way across the cavern.)", "(Paige is carrying the Book of Shadows.)", "PAIGE: Wait, you guys. Wait for me. This thing's heavy.", "PIPER: We got to keep moving.", "PHOEBE: I think we're going in circles 'cause this looks very familiar.", "PAIGE: It all looks the same to me, too.", "PIPER: Of course it does. It's the underworld. It all looks the same. How", "many looks can they come up with?", "PAIGE: No wonder they want to take over our world. This is ugly.", "PHOEBE: They've already taken over our world. That's why we're stuck down here. We got to do something. (Then they hear it, a blast of something hitting something hard. The girls gasp and duck, not knowing where the attack is coming from or where it's going.)", "PHOEBE: Come on. (Phoebe motions for them to follow her and they scoot for cover behind some rocks.)", "PIPER: I'm open to suggestions.", "PHOEBE: Uhm. Maybe we should talk to the leprechauns again.", "PAIGE: No. I've had it with the leprechauns.", "PIPER: I think they've made their allegiance pretty clear.", "PHOEBE: They wouldn't even give us a chance to explain.", "PIPER: I don't think it would have mattered. Billie and Christy have everybody thinking that we're the threat. (A fireball comes out from nowhere and smashes high above the rocks they're hiding behind. The girls duck from the falling debris. It's not safe there.)", "PHOEBE: We got to get out of here.", "(Paige nods. The girls stand up.)", "WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - BLACK ROOM - NIGHT]", "(Dumain walks confidently into the black room. The door closes behind him. He puts a hand on his chest and bows his head.)", "(The Triad Spirit appears - three spirits, three voices in one.)", "TRIAD SPIRIT: Why haven't the Charmed Ones attacked yet?", "DUMAIN: They will. I assure you.", "(The Triad Spirit splits into three.)", "ASMODEUS: When?", "DUMAIN: When they're at their most desperate. When they realize they have", "no other choice.", "CANDOR: And Billie and Christy?", "DUMAIN: They've taken over the Halliwell Manor. And they've got the entire magical community behind them. Not to mention us.", "BALIEL: But are they prepared for the attack?", "DUMAIN: (confidently) They will be.", "(Dumain smiles.)", "FADE TO", "END OF TEASER", "ROLL TITLE CREDITS", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. VARIOUS SAN FRANCISCO CITY (STOCK) - DAY]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "(Billie is pacing the floor in front of the broken attic window. She kicks the glass with her foot, stops and looks out the broken window.)", "(Christy walks in.)", "CHRISTY: Where did everyone go?", "(Billie turns around to look at Christy.)", "BILLIE: Oh, I sent them home. I thought they'd be safer away from us.", "(Christy is holding Billie's notebook.)", "CHRISTY: But we might need their help. The sisters -", "BILLIE: -- are gonna come after us. I know. But it's not the magical", "community's fight. It's ours. 'It's our Destiny.'", "CHRISTY: Here we go again.", "BILLIE: Don't worry. I know it's the right thing and it's all for the greater good. But it doesn't mean I have to like it.", "CHRISTY: Look, Billie, I know this is hard for you. Okay? But it'll all be over soon. I promise.", "BILLIE: Don't be so sure. We came after them with our best shot, and they still got away.", "CHRISTY: Yeah, but barely.", "BILLIE: It just makes me think that maybe we don't have enough to go up against them. They aren't the most powerful witches of all time for nothing.", "CHRISTY: But we're no slouches either. Besides, we don't know what would've happened. They got away before our best shot hit them.", "(Billie doesn't say anything.)", "CHRISTY: You know, Dumain thinks we should use vanquishing potions next", "time.", "BILLIE: (horrified) Vanquishing potions?", "CHRISTY: You wrote down their most powerful ones. If we catch them off guard, they won't stand a chance against us. (Coop flashes into the attic. Billie and Christy take a cautious step back. He turns and sees them.)", "COOP: Billie.", "(Coop glances around as he takes a couple of steps toward them.)", "COOP: (easily) What are you guys doing here?", "BILLIE: Oh, it's a long story.", "COOP: Oh. What happened?", "CHRISTY: That's what we're still trying to figure out. So what brings you here?", "COOP: I'm looking for Phoebe. I can't find her anywhere.", "CHRISTY: When was the last time you saw her?", "COOP: Last night at her loft. Someone put her under a spell, and, uh -", "(Billie and Christy glance at each other. Coop is suddenly very wary of them. He shrugs and shakes his head. He stops talking before he gives too much away.)", "COOP: Oh, never mind. If you see her, just let her know I'm looking for her, huh?", "CHRISTY: Absolutely. And you do the same. We're looking for her, too. (Coop glances over and sees the broken glass on the floor. He looks at Billie, then flashes out. Billie immediately turns to Christy.)", "BILLIE: Wait. He said she was under a spell.", "CHRISTY: So?", "BILLIE: Phoebe said the same thing. That makes me wonder --", "CHRISTY: (interrupts) She'll say anything to save herself. So will he. Come on. We have a potion to make. WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. UNDERWORLD - CAVE 2]", "(Piper stands next to Phoebe. They're both looking at something on the ground in front of them.)", "PHOEBE: Okay, do it.", "(Piper blasts the small pile of rocks to start a warm fire for them.)", "(Paige holds out a hand in front of the fire to warm herself. Piper and Phoebe kneel down in front of the fire.)", "PIPER: Okay, we can't keep playing \"Survivor: Underworld\" much longer. What are we gonna do?", "PAIGE: (hopeful) How about we just orb home?", "PHOEBE: No, it's too risky. Billie and Christy will be waiting for us, and their new friends.", "(Phoebe holds her hands out in front of the fire to warm herself.)", "PAIGE: Okay, well, we got to do something fast because word is gonna get", "around that we're down here.", "PIPER: She's right. We can't fend off demons forever. We need a plan.", "PAIGE: Maybe just give up.", "(She chuckles wryly.)", "PIPER: What?!", "PAIGE: It's just that every time we go out and try to get a life -- meet people,", "do new things -- we seem to wind up back in these kind of lame positions. Giving up's not such a bad idea, is it?", "PHOEBE: No, I'm not giving up. Not now. And not after I finally found someone I could see having a future with. Look, if we want our lives and ... Leo back, we're gonna have to fight.", "PAIGE: Fight Billie and Christy.", "PHOEBE: Exactly.", "PIPER: Are you sure you can do it? I mean really do it. Can you kill them?", "PHOEBE: Yeah. They're no different than demons now. Not after all of this. (She indicates the underworld cave around them as well as everything else that's happened. The girls lapse into silence as they take that in.) (Suddenly, three demons shimmer into the cavern a distance behind Paige. One of them has an energy ball in his hand ready to go.)", "(Piper and Phoebe get to their feet.)", "PIPER: Look out.", "(The Demon throws the energy ball at Piper. She blasts it mid-air, then blasts the demon. He explodes.) (A second demon throws an energy ball. Paige quickly deflects it back at the third demon.)", "PAIGE: Energy ball.", "(The demon explodes.)", "(Phoebe pulls Piper and Paige away as they take off running with the second demon giving chase. A fourth demon, Zohar, shimmers in and follows more slowly - watching them.)", "PHOEBE: Go, go, go. WHITE FLASH TO:", "[EXT. CITY STREET IN FRONT THE BAY MIRROR - ESTABLISHING -- DAY]", "(Open on a bus bench with an 'ASK PHOEBE' ad on the back. A yellow taxi cab passes by.)", "(Camera rises up and lingers on THE BAY MIRROR building.)", "[INT. THE BAY MIRROR - BULLPEN - DAY]", "(The bullpen is bustling. A demon, Nomed, enters the bullpen and casually stands in the center of the room, his arms crossed, looking around. He turns and sees Phoebe's office.)", "(He walks over to Phoebe's office.)", "[INT. THE BAY MIRROR - PHOEBE'S OFFICE - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Nomed enters Phoebe's office and goes through her mail.)", "(Elise stands in the doorway.)", "ELISE ROTHMAN: Excuse me. Can I help you?", "NOMED: I'm sorry. I was just looking for Miss Halliwell.", "ELISE ROTHMAN: And you are?", "NOMED: I'm, uh, an admirer of hers. For quite some time now.", "ELISE ROTHMAN: Fine. Well, if you'd like an autographed picture, just leave", "your name and address --", "NOMED: (interrupts) I don't want a picture. I'm actually here for personal reasons.", "ELISE ROTHMAN: And may I ask what it's regarding?", "NOMED: Well, like I said, it's ... it's personal.", "ELISE ROTHMAN: I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.", "NOMED: Of course. Forgive me.", "(He walks past Elise and out of the office.)", "[INT. THE BAY MIRROR - BULLPEN - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(He stops and turns.)", "NOMED: It's just that she's not been back to her condo for a couple of weeks,", "nor to her sister's house, and I can't seem to find her anywhere. I'm just a little concerned, that's all. Aren't you? (Elise doesn't say anything. Nomed turns and leaves. Once he's gone, Elise breathes.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. STREET - DAY]", "(Nomed and Zohar are walking down the street past the ASK PHOEBE bus bench. Zohar reports back to Nomed.)", "NOMED: Are you sure it was them?", "ZOHAR: They vanquished our best. And Kadl hasn't been heard from since he followed them.", "NOMED: I believe that if it's the Charmed Ones, he's dead, too, just like the rest.", "ZOHAR: Then why do we keep sending demons in after them? It's suicide.", "(They stop walking for a moment.)", "NOMED: No, no, no. It's necessary. I need to understand what they're doing", "down there. It's so - (searches, admires) -- uncharacteristic of them.", "(He smiles as he looks around.)", "NOMED: After all, they love it up here.", "(They continue walking.)", "NOMED: They have everything they want -- friends, family, a little romance.", "ZOHAR: So then what are they doing in the underworld? What are they", "running from?", "NOMED: My old mentors.", "ZOHAR: The Triad?", "NOMED: Who else? They're the only ones powerful enough to turn their world upside down.", "ZOHAR: But I thought the Triad had been vanquished.", "NOMED: Well, they have, but they always resurrect sooner or later. First in spirit form, then completely. (bitter about it) You see, it's why our generation can never take power. They won't let us 'cause they just keep coming back.", "ZOHAR: But it's our right. It's our time.", "NOMED: Perhaps. But they're too powerful. We can't yet eliminate them, at least not without help. (stops, pointed) Charmed help.", "ZOHAR: What are you talking about?", "NOMED: Phoebe hasn't been to work in days. But it's so much more than a job to her. She gets to help people with her column. She needs that. (knowing) She misses that. Just like Piper misses her children and Paige misses her new husband. And they'll do anything to get it all back. Believe me. Even if it means ... working with us. (Confident of his assessment, Nomed smiles at Zohar and continues on. Zohar follows.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. VICTOR'S CONDO (STOCK) - DAY]", "(Establishing.)", "[INT. VICTOR'S CONDO - DAY]", "(Wyatt and Victor have their arms flat on the table and their chins resting on the backs of their hands as they contemplate the intense game of CANDYLAND that they're in the middle of playing.)", "(In the background, Baby Chris is in his playpen.)", "VICTOR BENNETT: Unless you draw a double red, you don't stand a chance,", "my man. (He nods.) Go ahead. Pick that card.", "(Wyatt picks a card. It's a SINGLE BLUE.)", "(Victor laughs in triumph. Wyatt puts the card down on the pack. Suddenly the card ORBS OUT. Victor watches it suspiciously. Another card ORBS IN and when the orb lights clear - we see it's a DOUBLE RED!)", "(Wyatt grins.)", "VICTOR BENNETT: Hey, that's cheating.", "WYATT: (defensive) It wasn't me. It's Chris.", "VICTOR BENNETT: (not buying it) No way. He doesn't have any powers yet.", "WYATT: (smiles) Yes, he does.", "(Victor looks back at Chris who laughs at him.)", "(Coop flashes in the room. Not recognizing him at all, Victor is on guard.)", "VICTOR BENNETT: Wyatt, shield.", "(Victor points to Chris in the playpen.)", "VICTOR BENNETT: Orb.", "(Coop watches as Wyatt orbs out. Victor gets to his feet. Wyatt then orbs back in next to the playpen. A large shield appears surrounding both he and Chris.)", "(Victor picks up a poker and brandishes it at Coop.)", "VICTOR BENNETT: All right. Who the hell are you and what do you want?", "(Coop holds up a hand.)", "COOP: You've got the wrong idea. I'm a friend. I'm a Cupid.", "VICTOR BENNETT: (scoffs) Yeah, right. Get out of here, or I'll sic my", "grandson on you.", "COOP: (to Victor) I'm telling you, I'm not the bad guy.", "(Coop turns and talks with Wyatt.)", "COOP: Hey, Wyatt. What's going on, buddy? You remember me? Huh? At", "Paige's wedding with Aunt Phoebe? Saw you sneak a little bit of cake before the ceremony with Henry.", "(Wyatt looks at Coop and remembers. The shield vanishes.)", "COOP: Oh, there we go. All right. See?", "(Victor slowly brings down the poker.)", "VICTOR BENNETT: Sorry. We're a little on edge around here.", "COOP: Yeah, I see that. Listen, I know a little something about what's going", "on here and that's actually why I came here. But I'm looking for Phoebe everywhere. I can't find her. I'm worried.", "VICTOR BENNETT: Phoebe, huh?", "COOP: Yeah.", "VICTOR BENNETT: She and her sisters are just fine. They sent me a message not too long ago.", "COOP: Really? Where are they?", "VICTOR BENNETT: Well, you don't get to know that. And frankly, I don't have any more time or patience for Cupids or fairies and others like you. Especially after the way you treated my girls. So buzz off.", "COOP: I completely understand where you're coming from. But I'm different. I swear. I'm in love with your daughter.", "VICTOR BENNETT: (groans) Oh, for the love of God.", "COOP: And I just want to help her.", "VICTOR BENNETT: If you really want to help her, stay away from her and let her live her life, if she survives this anyway.", "COOP: Victor, listen to me--", "VICTOR BENNETT: Listen. I mean it. I've watched one daughter go to hell and back falling for some magical being, and I'm not about to go through that again. And I'm not about to let Phoebe go through that. She deserves better. She's been through too much.", "COOP: Nobody will ever love your daughter more than me. Ever. (Victor scoffs.) I promise you that.", "VICTOR BENNETT: What do you know about love?", "COOP: I'm a Cupid.", "VICTOR BENNETT: That doesn't mean squat unless you had your heart broken. Have you had your heart broken?", "COOP: No.", "VICTOR BENNETT: Then you don't know about love. Believe me.", "(Coop doesn't say anything.)", "VICTOR BENNETT: Listen. I, uh ... I'm sorry I'm so cranky, but I've got a lot", "on my mind. Just ... just do us a favor and let us be, okay? We've got enough to worry about here.", "COOP: Victor, I am in love with your daughter, and there's nothing that you can say that's going to change that. So please, when you hear from her, just call out my name, okay? It's Coop. I'll be waiting.", "(Coop flashes out.)", "(Victor turns and looks at his grandsons, then turns and considers the empty space where Coop was standing.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "(BAMM! Piper adds some ingredients to the potions pot and it reacts. White smoke rises from the pot. Phoebe walks in carrying more ingredients.)", "PHOEBE: (hushed voice) Hey, you guys, keep it down. They could still be in the house, you know.", "PIPER: Here's hoping.", "PHOEBE: Yeah, but we don't want to have to attack before we're ready.", "PAIGE: Well, I wish we hadn't taken the Book of Shadows to your condo. We could've used it.", "PIPER: I don't think we're going to need it.", "PAIGE: Still, I don't want to take any chances after what happened last time.", "PHOEBE: Okay, well, that should be enough. They are human after all.", "PIPER: I'm not so sure.", "(Phoebe sighs.)", "PHOEBE: All right, get the vials.", "(Phoebe picks up the empty vials and starts filling them.)", "SHORT TIME CUT TO:", "[CU: CLOSED DOOR]", "(The door opens. Paige looks inside. Behind her in the hallway, we see Phoebe and Piper checking out the other rooms as well.)", "(Paige turns around and looks at them.)", "[INT. MANOR - SECOND FLOOR HALLWAY - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(The sisters gather in the hallway.)", "PIPER: Anything?", "PHOEBE: No.", "(They head for the stairway.)", "[INT. MANOR - STAIRS/MAIN HALL - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(Piper, Phoebe and Paige slowly descend the stairway, cautiously looking out for Billie or Christy.)", "(They reach the bottom and look around.)", "PAIGE: I guess they're not here.", "PHOEBE: Maybe they're at magic school.", "(Billie and Christy step out from the conservatory.)", "BILLIE: No, we're not.", "PAIGE: Waiting for us, I see.", "CHRISTY: We knew you'd have to come back here eventually.", "PIPER: Yes, well, seeing how it is our house. Oh, wow. I see we have potions.", "BILLIE: You taught me well.", "PIPER: (how ironic) Hmm.", "CHRISTY: So what are you waiting for?", "(Paige looks at them suspiciously.)", "PIPER: Nothing.", "(Piper and Phoebe get ready to throw their vials. Paige stops them.)", "PAIGE: Stop it. Stop.", "(Astral Christy turns and looks at Astral Billie.)", "ASTRAL CHRISTY: I told you this wouldn't make them attack first.", "(The Billie and Christy in the conservatory vanish. Paige, Phoebe and Piper walk over to the conservatory.)", "PHOEBE: What was that?", "PAIGE: Billie's projection power. (Billie and Christy run out from the dining room. They quickly throw their vials.)", "(Paige, Piper and Phoebe turn around, see them, and throw their vials also.)", "[CU: VIALS]", "(The vials collide mid-air and EXPLODE.)", "(The force of the vanquishing explosion is so great that it throws Piper, Phoebe and Paige backward toward the conservatory windows. It also throws Billie and Christy up and back toward the stair railing.)", "[EXT. MANOR - BACK YARD - DAY]", "(The Charmed Ones smash backward through the conservatory windows.)", "[INT. MANOR - STAIRS - DAY]", "(Billie and Christy are thrown up high and smash backward against the far stairway wall.)", "[EXT. MANOR - BACK YARD - DAY]", "(Phoebe wakes up and looks at Piper who is still unconscious.)", "(Paige is all right.)", "PAIGE: (to Phoebe) You okay?", "(Phoebe checks on Piper.)", "PIPER: Piper, are you okay?", "(Piper doesn't get up.)", "[INT. MANOR - STAIRS - DAY]", "(Billie and Christy groan and slowly get up.)", "[EXT. MANOR - BACK YARD - DAY]", "(Phoebe turns and keeps and eye on them.)", "[INT. MANOR - STAIRS - DAY]", "(Christy turns and looks directly at Phoebe.)", "(Billie sees the blood on the back of Christy's shoulder. She grabs her.)", "BILLIE: Oh, my god. You're hurt.", "(Christy pulls away from Billie's touch. All she wants is to get the Charmed Ones.)", "CHRISTY: Where are the other vials?", "[EXT. MANOR - BACK YARD - DAY]", "(Phoebe doesn't like it.)", "PHOEBE: Let's get her out of here.", "(Phoebe and Paige each hold onto Piper's hands as Paige orbs them out.)", "[INT. MANOR - STAIRS - DAY]", "(Christy sees them orb out.)", "CHRISTY: Damn it.", "BILLIE: All right. Come on. We've got to take care of this.", "CHRISTY: No. It doesn't matter.", "BILLIE: Well, it matters to me. Let's go.", "(Billie grabs Christy and drags her upstairs.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. GOLDEN PARK BUILDING (STOCK) - DAY]", "(Establish.)", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - DAY]", "(The girls orb into Phoebe's loft. Phoebe quickly looks at Paige.)", "PHOEBE: I'll go get her some water.", "(She and Paige both start to get up, but are then zapped by a wave of white light.)", "(They fall back to the floor, unconscious.)", "(Nomed steps out, his arm raised as he's just zapped them. Zohar is right behind him. They slowly walk up toward the unconscious girls.)", "ZOHAR: How did you know they'd come here?", "NOMED: Where else could they go?", "ZOHAR: It's tempting just to kill them now, isn't it?", "NOMED: Oh, it's never that easy. History proves that. Besides ... we need them as much as they need us.", "(Nomed looks at the girls on the floor.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. GOLDEN PARK BUILDING (STOCK) - DAY]", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - DAY]", "(ON Phoebe, Piper and Paige, all stirring. Phoebe wakes up first, opens her eyes, and doesn't like what she sees. She gets up and immediately starts shaking Piper and Paige to wake up.)", "PHOEBE: Piper, Paige, wake up.", "PAIGE: What?", "(Nomed stands up and buttons his jacket. Zohar lounges in the back.)", "NOMED: Well, it's about time.", "(The sisters get to their feet.)", "PAIGE: Oh, okay, Piper, blast.", "NOMED: Wait. If you vanquish me now, who'll help you stop the Triad?", "PHOEBE: We already stopped the Triad.", "NOMED: Yes, but they came back. Or didn't you know? (off their looks)", "They're Evil Incarnate. And since evil never really dies, neither do they, or at least not for long. Who else could invert morality to the point of making you out to be as bad as us? (scoffs) Billie and Christy? I don't think so.", "PAIGE: We always knew somebody else was behind them.", "PIPER: All right. What do you want?", "NOMED: We want to help you.", "PHOEBE: How? By knocking us out?", "ZOHAR: We could've killed you if we wanted to.", "NOMED: (wryly) Or at least we could've tried. But we didn't. The point is, if you want your lives back and you want to stop the Triad as much as we do, then you'll let us help.", "PIPER: Help with what?", "NOMED: I know the Triad. I used to serve under them. And more importantly, I know what they're thinking. Which means I might be able to find out what Billie and Christy's next move might be.", "ZOHAR: Which might help you defeat them next time.", "PAIGE: Why would a demon want our help killing another demon?", "NOMED: Personal reasons. Look, all you need to know is if you're going to do what must be done to save your future, you're gonna have to trust us. Well, what do you say?", "PHOEBE: I don't know. I don't like it. (Piper is silent and hesitant. She turns and sees something that rocks her to her core", "PIPER'S POV", "(An APPARITION of LEO appears. He's dressed the same as when we last saw him and his mouth is moving as if he's talking to her.)", "RESUME PIPER", "(Both Phoebe and Paige look at Piper when she doesn't respond. Paige turns and looks over at the empty doorway. She sees nothing.) (At Piper's prolonged silence, even Nomed turns and looks at the empty doorway.)", "PIPER'S POV", "(Still, Piper can see Leo - saying something to her.)", "(Then Leo vanishes.)", "(Piper turns and looks at Phoebe.)", "PIPER: Did you see that?", "PHOEBE: See what, sweetie?", "(Piper turns and looks at the empty doorway.)", "PIPER: Nothing. Um ... we'll take whatever help we can get.", "(Phoebe and Paige are surprised by Piper's response. Nomed nods to her. Then he and Zohar shimmer out.)", "PAIGE: How can you trust them?", "PIPER: We can't. But we're out of options. WHITE FLASH TO:", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - STUDY - DAY]", "(Nomed and Zohar shimmer into the Magic School Study.)", "ZOHAR: How do you know the Triad are even here?", "NOMED: I don't. But their witches are, so I doubt they're far away.", "(Nomed turns and looks at the desk.)", "ZOHAR: But if you're right and they find us here -", "NOMED: They'll banish us to the wasteland.", "(He turns and looks at Zohar. He nods.", "NOMED: Yes. Our sacrifice won't be in vain if we find a way to make sure they die, too. Understand?", "(Zohar doesn't look like he does, but he nods anyway.)", "NOMED: It's time for the Triad's reign to end, one way or the other.", "(Zohar smiles.)", "BILLIE: (o.s.) Christy, sit still. You're bleeding.", "(They hear voices. Nomed heads toward the voices.)", "CHRISTY: (o.s.) I don't care. Just put a bandage on it.", "(He looks out the doorway and sees Billie tending to Christy's wounds in the Great Hall. Christy is reading through a book.)", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - GREAT HALL - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Billie and Christy talk as she tends to her wounds.)", "BILLIE: Too bad we're trying to kill Paige. Otherwise, she could've healed you.", "(Christy glances at the burn on her shoulder.)", "CHRISTY: Are you done yet?", "BILLIE: No. (apologetically) Um, this is gonna sting a little bit, so hold on,", "okay? (She puts the bandage on the wound, looking for some kind of response from Christy, but she sees none. Christy is consumed with reading the book.)", "BILLIE: (prompts) Does that hurt?", "CHRISTY: No.", "BILLIE: Well, I still think we should get this checked.", "CHRISTY: (scoffs) What are we gonna do, Billie? Are we gonna go to the ER and tell them what happened? We have work to do, Billie. We have to find a stronger potion.", "BILLIE: Well, there aren't any, okay? That was the strongest one they had.", "CHRISTY: Then we'll make a stronger one.", "BILLIE: Look, Christy, maybe this isn't a good idea anymore.", "CHRISTY: Billie.", "BILLIE: I'm serious. Look, it doesn't change how I feel about them or what they've done. But I don't want to lose you, too. You're all I have left.", "CHRISTY: Okay, Billie. Listen to me. You're not gonna lose me. Okay? And I'm not gonna lose you ... as long as we stick together.", "(The door opens and Dumain enters the room.)", "DUMAIN: What happened?", "CHRISTY: It's nothing. I'm fine.", "NOMED'S POV", "(From their position down the hallway, Nomed and Zohar continue to listen in.)", "BILLIE: (o.s.) No, she's not. The sisters attacked us, but they used the same", "potions as we did.", "RESUME BILLIE AND CHRISTY", "(Dumain kneels in front of Christy.)", "CHRISTY: But they got hurt just as badly as we did. We'll get 'em next time.", "DUMAIN: Apparently not without more power. You should go back to the", "manor. We don't want them using it as a power base. In the meantime, I'll see what I can do about getting you what you need.", "(Dumain stand sup and walks out of the Great Hall.)", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - HALLWAY - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Dumain walks past the study where Nomed is. Nomed watches Dumain.)", "NOMED: (to Zohar) Wait here.", "(Nomed leaves the study and follows Dumain.)", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - BLACK ROOM - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(Dumain reports to the Triad.)", "TRIAD: You told us they already had what they needed.", "CANDOR: That's the second time you've overestimated Billie and Christy.", "BALIEL: Or underestimated the Charmed Ones.", "DUMAIN: With all due respect, it was always an ambitious plan to begin with.", "ASMODEUS: But it was your ambitious plan, Dumain. We hold you", "responsible.", "DUMAIN: And I accept responsibility, My Lord, as well as all due credit for getting us this far. After all, fighting the witches to a draw is better than any demon has ever --", "BALIEL: But that's not good enough. We need to take over before it's too late.", "CANDOR: The Charmed Ones are weary, depleted. They'll never be more vulnerable than they are right now.", "BALIEL: And if we don't destroy them while we can, their magical offspring will continue to grow in numbers and power.", "CANDOR: And then there'll be too many to stop. We need the Hollow.", "ASMODEUS: Agreed.", "DUMAIN: Wait. We can't use the Hollow. There's a reason why both good and evil banished it hundreds of years ago. It's-It's uncontrollable.", "ASMODEUS: Nevertheless, it is our only choice.", "DUMAIN: No, but it's too dangerous. It consumes power, sure, but it'll drive whoever's trying to control it insane. Look what it did to the Source.", "CANDOR: Billie and Christy will need charmed-like powers to summon it.", "ASMODEUS: (firmly) Fortunately, Dumain knows exactly where to obtain such powers. Don't you?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - DAY]", "(Piper and Paige sit at the back of the room, a small chest between them making a potion while Phoebe sits on the couch scrying. The crystal hits the map.)", "PHOEBE: Oh.", "(She looks at the spot on the map.)", "PHOEBE: Okay, they're back. At the manor.", "PIPER: Okay, we're almost ready.", "PHOEBE: I'm just worried that Billie's gonna be able to match whatever potion", "we come up with.", "PIPER: Well, it's three against two. It really should be enough.", "PAIGE: Yeah, well, not if the Triad is helping them, it's not. I mean, what we're making might not be strong enough. I just hope our demon friends come through for us. And isn't it strange saying \"demon friends\"?", "PHOEBE: We can't trust them.", "PIPER: I think we're gonna have to.", "PHOEBE: So how much of this has to do with what you think you saw?", "PIPER: I don't think I saw Leo. I know I did.", "PHOEBE: What do you think it means?", "PIPER: I don't know. But I can't imagine it's a good omen.", "(Nomed and Zohar shimmer in.)", "PIPER: Well, it's about time.", "NOMED: Cute. So you want the good news or the bad news?", "(Phoebe stands up.)", "PHOEBE: Just cut to the chase.", "NOMED: Very well. The Triad is, in fact, alive, at least in spirit form. But I", "don't think Billie and Christy know.", "PAIGE: Then how are they helping them?", "NOMED: Through a demon whom I don't know. But the big news is what they want Billie and Christy to get to kill you. The Hollow.", "PHOEBE: The Hollow?", "NOMED: Actually, you should take it as a compliment. They obviously want you dead at all costs.", "ZOHAR: And even potentially all of mankind's.", "PAIGE: Well, that's really great because even we can't stop the Hollow.", "(Piper starts flipping through the Book of Shadows.)", "PIPER: Which is why we need to get it before they do.", "PHOEBE: Wait. What?", "PAIGE: Piper, do you remember the last time somebody unleashed the Hollow?", "PIPER: Yes, I do. The Source used it to steal our powers, which I think is the", "point.", "PAIGE: But then he went nuts, and then it went into Cole and he went nuts and then he turned evil, and we had to vanquish him. Is that ringing any bells here?", "PIPER: Yes, which is precisely why we need to get it first.", "(Coop flashes in.)", "COOP: Oh, finally. Phoebe -", "(He stops and sees the demons in the room. He turns and sees Piper and Paige also in the room.)", "COOP: What's going on?", "(Phoebe points to the bedroom.)", "PHOEBE: In there. Come on. Just --", "(She and Coop head for the bedroom to talk. She closes the door behind her.)", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - BEDROOM - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]", "COOP: Are those demons?", "PHOEBE: Yes, they are.", "COOP: What the hell are they doing?", "PHOEBE: (bursts) That's what I'm trying to tell you.", "(Coop stops and looks at her.)", "COOP: Okay.", "PHOEBE: I'm sorry. We're a little on edge right now, you know. I think you", "should go.", "COOP: No. There's no way. I'm not leaving, especially with demons out there.", "PHOEEBE: I can't do this right now, okay? I don't have time for this. I don't have time for you, okay? I am completely overwhelmed. My sisters are sitting out there and they need me right now, and that's the most important thing in my life. Okay? So I can't. I'm sorry.", "(Coop looks at Phoebe, then vanishes out.)", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - LIVING ROOM - DAY - CONTINUOUS]", "(Paige and Piper wait. The door opens and Phoebe enters the room.)", "(The demons wait quietly.)", "PAIGE: You okay?", "(Phoebe sighs.)", "PHOEBE: Does it matter? So are we gonna do this or what?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. VICTOR'S CONDO - DAY]", "(The CANDYLAND game board is out on the table, but Wyatt is busy coloring in his coloring book. Victor is out in the hallway with a towel in his hand.)", "VICTOR BENNETT: (to Wyatt) Hey, buddy, five more minutes till bath time, okay?", "(Victor heads into the room. Dumain shimmers in.)", "DUMAIN: Hi.", "(Wyatt orbs out from his seat at the table and orbs back in next to the playpen. He raises his shield, which protects him and Baby Chris.)", "DUMAIN: (softly) It's okay. I'm not going to hurt you. Auntie Billie sent me.", "(Dumain kneels down in front of Wyatt's shield.)", "DUMAIN: Wyatt, Wyatt, grandpa won't understand. He's not magical. (scoffs)", "He'll ruin everything. Do you want to help save mommy? Huh? 'Cause you can, but you have to trust me. I'm not going to make you go anywhere. I promise. All you have to do is orb back home. Auntie Billie will tell you the rest. Do you think you can do that? Huh? For mommy.", "(Wyatt lowers his shield.)", "DUMAIN: Whoa. Well, that's a good boy. Now, hurry, son, before it's too late.", "Go on. (Wyatt orbs out. Dumain stands up. He looks at Chris and with a smile on his face, he shimmers out.)", "(Chris starts crying.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR (STOCK) - DAY]", "(Chris' crying continues to echo.)", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY]", "(Billie is sitting on the couch and reading her notebook when Wyatt orbs in.)", "BILLIE: Wyatt, what are you doing here, honey?", "WYATT: I'm gonna help mommy.", "(Billie stands up and heads over to Wyatt. She stops when Dumain shimmers in.)", "DUMAIN: And the best way to do that is to help Aunt Billie and her sister get more powers.", "BILLIE: Dumain, what is this?", "DUMAIN: But the kind of power they need can only be summoned with great power itself. Charmed power. It's the only way to summon the Hollow ...", "BILLIE: That's crazy. We can't --", "DUMAIN: You don't have a choice. It's the only way to guarantee success.", "(Christy walks into the attic.)", "DUMAIN: It's the only way to save the greater good, and it's the only way to", "save Wyatt and Chris from following in the wrong footsteps.", "(Billie doesn't like it. At all. She turns and looks at Christy who nods back.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - DAY]", "(The discussion continues.)", "PAIGE: I want to get them as much as anybody else, but at what cost? You", "know, if we take this in, how do we get rid of it?", "PIPER: Well, there's a spell right here.", "PAIGE: Okay, if we summon The Hollow and we get infected, who's gonna be around to say it?", "PHOEBE: She's got a point.", "PIPER: Well, we can take Billie and Christy out before we get infected, or we can do nothing, let them get the Hollow, and then all of this really won't matter because then we'll be dead.", "NOMED: You do realize, of course, that taking out Billie and Christy will only eliminate today's problems. What about tomorrow?", "PIPER: What are you talking about?", "NOMED: What am I talking about? I'm talking about the Triad. You're gonna have to go after them, too, if you really want this nightmare to be over. Otherwise, they're gonna keep finding new ways to attack you for another eight years.", "ZOHAR: But with the Hollow, you'll have the power to vanquish them once and for all.", "PAIGE: How do we know you're not gonna come after us next?", "NOMED: We might. But probably not anytime soon. We're not powerful enough to challenge the Charmed Ones. No demon who remains is, save for the Triad. You've decimated the old guard, and we -- well, we need time to rebuild. We might be ready when your next generation takes power.", "(Piper finds it funny.)", "PIPER: I'll be looking forward to it.", "NOMED: Oh, there'll be nothing to look forward to unless you take in the", "Hollow now. (Piper glances up and Leo appears to her again. She stops and stares. Phoebe notices Piper's silence and turns to see what she's looking at. Paige also turns. They both see nothing.)", "PHOEBE: Do you see him again?", "PIPER: Yes.", "(Leo nods at Piper. Then, he vanishes.)", "(Phoebe turns and looks at the demons.)", "PHOEBE: Let's do it.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. VICTOR'S CONDO (STOCK) - NIGHT]", "[INT. VICTOR'S CONDO - NIGHT]", "(Victor carries Chris and he's on the phone, listening to it ring.)", "VICTOR BENNETT: Come on, Phoebe. Pick up.", "PHOEBE'S VOICE: (answering machine) Hey, it's Phoebe. Leave me your", "name and number --", "VICTOR BENNET: (frustrated) Ah!", "(He hangs up and jiggles Chris in his arms.)", "VICTOR BENNET: Hey, hey, hey, don't you worry, big buddy. We are gonna", "find your brother. Yes, we are. (He starts dialing.) Don't you worry ... about a thing.", "(The phone starts ringing.)", "VICTOR BENNET: Yeah.", "PIPER'S VOICE: (answering machine) Hello.", "VICTOR BENNET: (to phone) Hey, Piper.", "PIPER'S VOICE: (answering machine) Sorry I can't get to the phone right now", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "VICTOR BENNET: Damn it! (He hangs up and comforts Chris who is startled", "by his outburst.) Oh, sorry, baby. Didn't mean to scare you.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - NIGHT]", "(Dumain is talking with Wyatt as Billie and Christy watch. Billie really doesn't like it.)", "BILLIE: Christy, we can't do this. This isn't right. He's three.", "CHRISTY: We need him. We don't have a choice.", "BILLIE: What if he gets hurt?", "CHRISTY: That's a chance we'll have to take.", "BILLIE: What has happened to you? Are you even listening to yourself?", "CHRISTY: We didn't create this problem, Billie. They did. They're the ones who turn their backs on everything good. It's not our fault this is happening.", "(Billie looks over at Wyatt with Dumain.)", "CHRISTY: Listen to me, Billie. We've come this far. We can't go back now. If", "we don't do what we have to do, they're gonna kill us. (Billie walks over to Wyatt. Dumain stands up and steps away. She kneels down in front of Wyatt.)", "BILLIE: (to Wyatt) Hey. You only have to hold our hands, and we'll do the rest, okay?", "WYATT: Okay.", "BILLIE: I hope one day you'll understand. (Christy gives Billie the spell. Christy reads the spell out of the notebook. They each take ahold of one of Wyatt's hands.)", "BILLIE/ CHRISY: (both) Nos dico super inconcessus vox bonus quod malum ...", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - NIGHT -- CONTINUOUS]", "(At the same time, Piper, Phoebe and Paige stand and read the spell. The Book of Shadows is open on the table in front of them surrounded by lit candles.)", "PIPER/ PHOEBE/ PAIGE: (all) ultirusque a profugus. Addo is hic, addo is iam.", "INSERT: TUNNEL", "(Camera view zooms deep through a tunnel, heading straight for the bright light.) (The cavern clears into a dark room. In the center is a box. Something is glowing inside the box.) PIPER/ PHOEBE/ PAIGE & BILLIE/ CHRISTY: (all) (v.o.) Nos dico super inconcessus vox bonus quod malum...", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR -ATTIC - NIGHT -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Christy and Billie continue the spell.)", "PIPER/ PHOEBE/ PAIGE & BILLIE/ CHRISTY: (all) ultirusque a profugus.", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - NIGHT -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Piper, Phoebe and Paige continue the spell.)", "PIPER/ PHOEBE/ PAIGE & BILLIE/ CHRISTY: (all) Ultirusque a profugus.", "[CU: THE BOX]", "(The light inside the box grows stronger and brighter. It shakes with suppressed energy.) PIPER/ PHOEBE/ PAIGE & BILLIE/ CHRISTY: (all) (v.o.) Addo is hic, addo is iam. (Suddenly, the lid pops open. The light inside the box is incredibly bright. The hollow bursts out of the box.)", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - NIGHT - CONTINUOUS]", "(Like a swarm of bees, The Hollow zooms into the attic window and heads straight for Billie and Christy. It splits into two and infects them both.)", "(Billie breathes in the Hollow and her eyes turn black.)", "(Christy breathes in the Hollow and her eyes turn black.)", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - NIGHT - CONTINUOUS]", "(Nomed and Zohar wait.)", "(The balcony doors open and the Hollow zooms into the living room, heading straight for the sisters. It splits into three and infects them all. They stagger from the impact.)", "(They breathe in the Hollow and their eyes turn black.)", "[INT. VICTOR'S CONDO - NIGHT]", "(Victor turns and looks at Chris who is in his playpen. He's getting desperate to find Wyatt.)", "VICTOR BENNETT: Hey, Chris. Listen, buddy. Hide-and-seek. You want to play hide-and-seek?", "(Chris smiles.)", "VICTOR BENNETT: Okay. Where's Wyatt? Can you find Wyatt? Can you use", "your powers to bring him home, please?", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - NIGHT]", "(Billie and Christy stand before Wyatt.)", "DUMAIN: Its thirst for power is insatiable. It craves it, absorbs it. Now take", "his.", "(Wyatt's shield appears around him.)", "DUMAIN: Hold out your hands.", "(They hold out their hands and suck Wyatt's shield into them - along with his other powers, feeding off of him.)", "DUMAIN: Now you have his powers. All of them. Including his power to orb.", "(Christy and Billie look at Dumain. They turn and look at Wyatt.)", "(Wyatt orbs out.)", "DUMAIN: But that's not possible.", "(With Wyatt gone, Billie and Christy turn and look at Dumain. Dumain takes a cautious step backward.)", "DUMAIN: Wha - (Fire shoots out of Christy's eyes at Dumain. He shimmers out just in time and the fire misses him, hitting the wall behind him.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. VICTOR'S CONDO - NIGHT -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Wyatt orbs into Chris' play pen. Victor laughs with relief.)", "VICTOR BENNETT: (relieved) Oh, attaboy, slugger. Attaboy!", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. PHOEBE'S LOFT - NIGHT -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Suddenly, things have gotten very dangerous in the loft. Nomed quickly dives for cover as Piper waves her hands and blasts them. Zohar ducks behind the wall as well. The blast hits the cabinet nearby.)", "NOMED: Just so you know, your sacrifice will lead to the end of the triad.", "ZOHAR: What sacrifice?", "(Nomed pushes Zohar through the doorway and quickly shimmers out.)", "(Zohar, caught by surprise, throws an energy ball at Paige. It harmlessly hits her - and they absorb the energy.)", "(Zohar straightens.)", "(The Charmed Ones raise their hands and energy balls fire out from their palms. It hits Zohar and he explodes.)", "PAIGE: Hmm.", "PHOEBE: First the Triad ...", "PIPER: ... then Billie and Christy.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(COMMERCIAL SET)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MAGIC SCHOOL - BLACK ROOM - NIGHT]", "(Dumain talks with the Triad.)", "DUMAIN: You don't understand. It's an uncontrollable situation. There's no", "telling what they'll do now.", "ASMODEUS: They'll go after the Charmed Ones, destroy them.", "DUMAIN: Yes, of course, but then what? By infecting them, their only allegiance now is to power.", "BALIEL: Your point being?", "DUMAIN: They can't be stopped. Short of some cataclysmic event, the Hollow will never leave them, which means they'll keep craving more and more power until they have it all, including yours.", "CANDOR: I think we can handle them if they come.", "DUMAIN: But you can't. (He takes a step toward them. Behind him, the Charmed Ones stand in the doorway.)", "DUMAIN: Don't you see? Nobody can.", "PIPER: We can. (Dumain whirls around. He quickly shimmers out. Streams of electrical energy fire from their hands and hit the Triad directly. They scream.)", "ALL: Aah!", "(It keeps going on and on and on. They don't stop until the Triad explode.)", "(Without waiting, Paige orbs them out.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY / MAIN HALL - NIGHT -- CONTINUOUS]", "(Paige, Piper and Phoebe orb into the conservatory, their backs to the sitting room.)", "(Billie and Christy descend the stairs.)", "BILLIE: We've been waiting for you.", "(Paige, Piper and Phoebe turn around. Billie and Christy stand in the main hall.)", "PAIGE: Well, your wait is over.", "PIPER: No potions, huh?", "CHRISTY: We don't need any potions.", "PHOEBE: Funny. Neither do we.", "PIPER: (to Christy) I knew we shouldn't have trusted you.", "CHRISTY: You should've followed your instincts.", "PIPER: Next time.", "BILLIE: There won't be a next time.", "(Piper shakes her head.)", "(After a beat, each side blasts the other side which streams of raw power and energy.) (The power meets in the middle of the sitting room, each canceling out the other - more and more power is blasted at the other. Wind blows, light flashes.) (The energy in the middle grows and grows - random streams of electricity bursts from the center. It hits the chandelier, exploding it.) (Still the sisters don't stop. More and more energy is blasted toward the other.) (A random stream of power bursts out from the growing center and hits the potted plant and another hits the table, exploding it into pieces. Another stream of power hits the hallway clock, smashing it to bits. The energy in the room continues to grow and grow as a random stream of power hits another plant.) (Finally, it's too much uncontrollable and uncontained power with nowhere to go. The energy explodes.)", "(Billie and Christy scream.)", "(Billie and Christy are thrown up and backward toward the hallway stairs.)", "(Piper, Phoebe and Paige are blasted with the force of the exploding energy and are thrown up and backward toward the ceiling.)", "(The Charmed Ones scream.)", "[INT. MANOR - SECOND FLOOR BEDROOM - NIGHT -- CONTINUOUS]", "(The explosion tears upward through the bedroom floor.)", "[INT. MANOR - ATTIC- NIGHT -- CONTINUOUS]", "(The attic floor shakes, then the explosion rips through the attic floor.)", "[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR - NIGHT -- CONTINUOUS]", "(The house explodes, energy from within bursts through the windows and doors, ripping the entire building apart.)", "HIGH ANGLE DOWN", "(The Halliwell Manor is completely destroyed, a large plume of power and energy rises out of the decimated building.) (Pieces of burning wood fall to the ground. Car alarms blare around the block. Dogs bark.)", "(The magical explosion vanishes and it turns dark again.)", "(Out from the explosion like a swarm of bees, the Hollow rises out, swirls around and zooms away.)", "INSERT: TUNNEL", "(The Hollow zooms through the tunnel, heading straight for the bright light at the end.)", "(The Hollow zooms straight back into the open box.)", "(The lid to the box slams shut and locks.)", "SMASH TO BLACK.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[EXT. SKY -- NIGHT]", "(OPEN on the starry night sky. It's very quiet. Sound slowly filter in. Camera moves downward. Pieces of wood, paper and other falling debris rain on the yard. Echoes of car alarms blaring are heard in the distance.)", "(Small pockets of fire burn throughout what's remaining of the Halliwell Manor.)", "(The sounds filter thought, growing louder and louder as we see more and more of the damage to the manor.) (Camera moves down what used to be the main stairs. Dogs bark in the distance. Car alarms grow louder and louder.) (Camera continues to move around the broken remains and piles upon piles of rubble.)", "(Dissolve to: The burned hallway clock is black and broken into pieces.)", "(Camera continues on.)", "(Various Dissolves of: The debris and piles of wood and ash. Among the", "rubble is a framed photo of the sisters.)", "(Camera continues on.)", "(Dissolve to: In what used to be the conservatory, a lone cough filters out", "from the still smoking rubble pile.)", "(The broken pieces of furniture move as Piper pushes it away with her hand.)", "(She slowly sits up and looks around. She pushes the debris off her legs and painfully sits back. She appears to be all right. Car alarms blare and dogs bark.)", "(She pauses a moment before getting completely to her feet.)", "(She's stunned and searching for any signs of life.)", "(The house is gone - reduced to a pile of wood and rubble. She pushes pieces of wood out of her way as she looks for her sisters.) (And then she sees it - a hand with a tattoo on the wrist -- poking out from under a pile of debris.)", "(Piper kneels down.)", "PIPER: Phoebe?", "(She starts throwing the pieces of wood away trying to uncover her sister. She clears the wood off of Phoebe and tries to wake her up.)", "PIPER: Phoebe. Come on.", "PIPER: Wake up. Wake up.", "(There's no response. Piper starts to cry.)", "PIPER: Come on.", "(She sits back and pulls Phoebe onto her lap.)", "PIPER: It's okay.", "(She grabs Phoebe's chin, trying to wake her up.)", "PIPER: Look at me. Look at me.", "PIPER: Breathe, sweetie. Come on, kiddo. Wake up.", "(Piper tenderly brushes the hair away from Phoebe's face and cries.)", "PIPER: No.", "(She sits down on the ground and holds Phoebe to her chest, rocking back and forth.)", "PIPER: No. (A ball of light comes down from the heavens, swirling down to the center of the manor. It bursts open and swirls like a twister to reveal the Angel of Destiny.)", "(She looks at Piper.)", "(Piper stops and looks at her.)", "(The Angel of Destiny opens the palm of her hand and a ball of light bursts out, swirls around and manifests into -- Leo.) (Piper is speechless. Leo looks around at the damage, stunned by what he sees. He heads for Piper.)", "LEO: Piper. (Piper shakes her head as Leo approaches. Leo looks at Phoebe and shares her pain.)", "(Piper cries.)", "ANGEL OF DESTINY: (sadly) The battle is over, though not as I expected.", "(Leo leans forward and holds Piper.)", "(The Angel of Destiny leaves in a swirl of bright light that gathers into a single glowing ball, which rises up back to the night sky.)", "(Piper cries. She stops when she hears a sound.)", "(She hears someone moaning and the sounds of wood shifting.)", "PIPER: Paige? (to Leo) Hold her. Hold her.", "(Piper gives Phoebe to Leo. She gets up and heads over to the sound to search for Paige.)", "PIPER: Paige!", "(The sounds continue. Piper rushes over to the pile of rubble.)", "PIPER: Paige.", "(She lifts up the wood pieces and finds ...", "PIPER: Billie.", "(So much anger and hatred in one name. Leo turns around.)", "(Piper jumps on Billie and punches her in the face. She wraps her hands around Billie's neck and starts choking her.)", "LEO: (shouts) Piper!", "(Leo puts Phoebe down and runs to stop her.)", "LEO: What are you doing? Stop!", "(Piper continues to choke Billie.)", "LEO: What's the matter with you? You're gonna kill her.", "(Leo reaches Piper and pulls her off Billie.)", "PIPER: No. Let go of me.", "(Gasping for air, Billie gets up. Leo holds Piper back as she tries to blast Billie.)", "PIPER: Stop. You don't understand. Stop!", "(Piper gets free and turns to see Billie running away.)", "BILLIE: Christy!", "(Piper blasts her. The frame near her explodes. Billie stops, turns and looks at Piper.) (Piper raises her hands to blast her again, but Leo pulls her hands down and she blasts the broken doorframe. Billie runs out.)", "PIPER: (to Leo) Why did you do that? You let her get away.", "LEO: (urgently) We need to get out of here, okay? There's nothing left for us here, okay? You understand me.", "(Police sirens wail in the distance and grow louder.)", "LEO: We've got to go.", "(Leo takes Piper's hand.)", "LEO: Come on.", "(They leave.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "TO BE CONTINUED.", "(The police sirens continue to wail.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "TITLE/OPENING CREDITS", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "8X21: KILL BILLIE: VOL. 2", "TRANSCRIBED FROM WB", "Starring: ALYSSA MILANO as Phoebe Halliwell ROSE McGOWAN as Paige Matthews and HOLLY MARIE COMBS as Piper KALEY CUOCO as Billie Jenkins BRIAN KRAUSE as Leo Wyatt Created by CONSTANCE M. BURGE Guest Starring MARNETTE PATTERSON as Christy Jenkins", "ANTHONY CISTARO", "JAMES READ as Victor Bennett REBECCA BALDING as Elise Rothman", "LELAND CROOKE", "RIK YOUNG", "DONN SWABY", "DENISE DOWSE", "SOREN OLIVER", "STEVEN J. OLIVER", "and VICTOR WEBSTER as Coop (Cupid)", "Editor: DEREK BERLATSKY", "Production Designer: PAUL STAHELI", "Directory of Photography: JONATHAN WEST, ASC", "Consulting Producer: JONATHAN LEVIN", "Co-Producer: CAMERON LITVACK", "Producer: PETER CHOMSKY", "Producer: HOLLY MARIE COMBS", "Producer: ALYSSA MILANO", "Supervising Producer: JEANNINE RENSHAW", "Supervising Producer: ROB WRIGHT", "Co-Executive Producer: JAMES L. CONWAY", "Produced By: JON PARE", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Executive Producer: BRAD KERN", "Executive Producer: AARON SPELLING", "Executive Producer: E. DUKE VINCENT", "Tonight's Charmed featured music by: * the colour, between earth & sky, promotional consideration furnished by rethink/emi Spelling Television Inc., A CBS Company", "Executive Story Editor: LIZ SEGAL", "Associate Producer: LARRY GOLDSTEIN Co Starring: KRISTOPHER SIMMONS as Wyatt #1 JASON SIMMONS as Wyatt #2", "Music By: JAY GRUSKA", "Casting by: KIMBERLY LANSE FOSTER Original Casting by VICTORIA HUFF, C.S.A.", "Unit Production Manager: DEREK JOHANSEN", "First Assistant Director: DEREK JOHANSEN", "Second Assistant Director: VINCENT GONZALES", "Costume Designer: DANIELA GSCHWENDTNER", "Camera Operator: KRIS KROSSKOVE", "1st Assistant Camera: HAL ARNOLD", "Chief Lighting Technician: DON LEHMAN", "Asst. Chief Lighting Technician: COOPER DONALDSON", "Set Designer: ROLAND HILL", "Set Decorator: ROBINSON ROYCE, S.D.S.A.", "Leadperson: MICHAEL ZUFELT", "Property Master: ROGER MONTESANO", "Assistant Property Master: SCOTT COCKERELL", "Script Supervisor: NANCY SOLOMAN", "Costume Supervisor: CHIC GENNARELLI", "Dept. Head Key Make-Up Artist: NANETTE NEW", "Key Make-up artist: ANI MALONEY", "Key Make-Up Artist: BRET MARDOCK", "Dept. Head Key Hairstylist: AUDREY FUTTERMAN-STERN", "Key Hairstylist: BRANDON WAGGONER", "Sound Mixer: BRETT GRANT-GRIERSON", "Transportation Coordinator: MARTIN COBLENZ", "Production Coordinator: RICK NAPOLI", "Production Accountant: BYRON MACDONALD", "Script Coordinator: SCOTT LIPSEY", "First Company Grip: STEVE GAUSCHE", "2nd Company Grip: TOM HAM", "Construction Coordinator: STAR FIELDS", "Stunt Coordinator: NOON ORSATTI", "Special Effects Coordinator: RANDY CABRAL", "Special Effects Shop Coordinator: VINNIE BORGESE", "Visual Effects Supervisor: STEPHEN LEBED", "Casting Associate: KAREN P. MORRIS", "Assistant to Brad Kern: ANDREA CONWAY", "Assistant to Jon Pare: JENNIFER REES", "Assistant to the Writers: RICK MULRRAGUL", "Technical Advisor: JOHN RICHARD TODD", "Assistant Editor: BRIAN JONASON", "Music Editor: NINO CENTURION", "Supervising Sound Editor: JEFF CLARK", "Music Coordinator: CELEST RAY", "Re-Recording Mixers: JOSH SCHNEIDER / BRUCE MICHAELS Film and Electronic Laboratory (tm) by LASERPACIFIC MEDIA, a Kodak company Lenses and Panaflex(R) Camera by PANAVISION(R) Digital Sound Editing and Mixing by LASERPACIFIC MEDIA, a Kodak company Digital Visual Effects by ENCORE VIDEO", "Executive in Charge of Production: GAIL M. PATTERSON", "Executive in Charge of Post-Production: KENNETH MILLER This motion picture is protected under the laws of the United States and other countries. Any unauthorized duplication, copying, distribution, exhibition or use may result in civil liability and or criminal prosecution. The places and characters depicted herein are entirely fictitious, and any similarity to any real places or people is purely coincidental. (c) 2006 by Spelling Television Inc., A CBS company. All rights reserved.", "Country of First Publication: United States of America Spelling Television Inc., is the author of this film / motion picture for the purpose of Article 15(2) of the Berne Convention and all National Laws giving effect thereto. TheWB.com Dated:07/02/2006" ]	Charmed	08x21	Kill Billie V2	bunniefuu
Charmed_08x22.json	[ "Reeling from the death of her sisters, Piper along with Leo, using the help of Coop's ring, must travel back in time to change the events that lead to the deaths of Phoebe and Paige, encountering Grams and Patty, who come back from different times to help recreate the Power of Three. Grown up Chris and Wyatt are also transported to help save Wyatt's power, which was stolen by Billie and Christy. While in the past, Piper and Leo meet their old selves, indicating that the future looks bright for them. Meanwhile, Billie also tries to go back in time, and finally realizes the truth in what her sister has become. Billie comes back seeking the help of the sisters to change her sister but when Christy launches a fire ball at the sisters, Billie deflects it and accidentally kills Christy. At the end, the sisters write down a reflection of what has happened in the years and it shows the future where the next generation. In conclusion, Phoebe marries Coop and they have three daughters, in which Billie looks after the first two when Phoebe goes into labour for a third time. Paige and Henry have twin girls and then Henry Jr. Leo becomes the headmaster of Magic School, Paige continues to juggle being a Whitelighter and a family woman, and Piper and Leo are seen to have had a daughter and their granddaughter whose name is Prudence (after her deceased sister) closes the door with telekinesis just like Prue Halliwell . The final scene shows the manor's front door closing while the triquetra appears on the screen." ]	[ "[Scene: Phoebe's loft. Piper blows open the door.]", "Leo: Piper, you gotta keep it down. (Piper gets the Book. Leo turns the lights on. Piper sits down and looks through the Book. Leo opens a cabinet, takes out a bottle, and dabs it on Piper's wounds.) Well, there's nothing in the Book that can fix this.", "Piper: No, there's gotta be something.", "Leo: There's not. And they can't undo what's already been done. (He closes the Book.) Are you sure the boys are okay?", "Piper: I'm sorry you had to come back to this.", "(She rests her head on Leo's shoulder.)", "[Scene: Magic School. Billie runs into the black room.]", "Billie: Dumain. (He turns around.) Good, you're still here.", "Dumain: Billie, what happened? Where's Christy?", "Billie: Oh, she-she's gone.", "Dumain: What about the Charmed Ones?", "(Billie shakes her head.)", "Billie: Piper, Piper's the only one left. I don't understand, you said the Hollow would be enough.", "Dumain: They got it too. They somehow found out you were going to use it against them, so they summoned it too. It must've split, infected you all.", "Billie: I just want Christy back.", "Dumain: You might be able to. You've got the power, Billie. You've projected yourself back into the past before, haven't you? When Christy was young, when she was trapped in that cave?", "Billie: Well, yeah, but I...", "Dumain: Then why can't you do it again? Only this time you can go back to change what was, to save her. You trust me, don't you?", "(Billie nods. Dumain smiles. She rests her head on him.)", "Opening Credits", "[Scene: Victor's Condo. Victor makes tea and drinks it. There's a knock on the door. He burns his tongue.]", "Victor: Mmm, damn. (He opens the door to find Piper.) Oh.", "Piper: Hi, daddy.", "(They hug.)", "Victor: Oh, sweetie, I'm so happy to see you. Wow. (Leo steps in.) Leo!", "Leo: Hey, Victor.", "Victor: You're back? (They shake hands.) Well, I don't believe it. This is good, right? (He closes the door.) I mean, everything worked out all right?", "Piper: Um, maybe you should sit down.", "Victor: No, I don't want to sit down. What happened? What's going on?", "Piper: Well, Phoebe and Paige, um, they didn't make it.", "Victor: What?", "Piper: But it's okay, I mean, I'm gonna fix it. I don't know how, but I'm going to fix it.", "(Victor sits down.)", "Leo: Where's Wyatt and Chris?", "Victor: Uh, sleeping.", "(Leo leaves.)", "Piper: We need to, um, take them someplace, where nobody can find them so we can figure this out, do you understand?", "(Victor shakes his head.)", "Victor: No.", "[Cut to Bedroom. Leo sees his sleeping sons.]", "Victor: How about the rest of the magical community? (Leo comes back.) W-what about that guy, uh, Coop?", "Piper: How do you know about Coop?", "Victor: Well, he was here yesterday, looking for Phoebe.", "Leo: Who's Coop?", "Piper: Uh, he's a Cupid...who took Phoebe to see her past loves.", "Victor: So?", "Piper: So, maybe he can do the same for us. Coop? If you can hear me, I need to talk to you now.", "(Coop appears.)", "Coop: Guys, if this is about Phoebe, she's made it very clear to me about the way that she feels so...", "Piper: Phoebe's dead.", "Coop: What?", "Piper: But if you lend me your ring, I think I can go back in time and save her. It can do that, right? I mean, you can go back in time.", "Coop: Yeah, to follow love but...", "Piper: Okay, so hand it over. (He gives her the ring.) Okay, what do I do? Uh, how does it work?", "Coop: You, uh, just think about that person, and, uh...how much you love them. (Piper nods.) I-I gotta tell you, it doesn't always work that way that you want it to, though, cause love, love isn't practical, it's-it's emotional.", "Piper: That's okay. It's all I've got.", "Leo: I'm going with you. (He takes her hand.) I'm not losing you again.", "Coop: Keep it simple. Just follow your heart to one of them.", "(Piper closes her eyes.)", "Piper: Phoebe. (They disappear and reappear in a bedroom at the Manor.) This isn't right. (They hear voices and see Past Victor and Patty in bed, kissing. Piper gasps.) Oh, my God.", "(Patty spots them and gasps.)", "Patty: Demons!", "(She sits up and tries to freeze them, but freezes Leo. She clutches the bed sheet.)", "Past Victor: What happened? Why didn't she freeze?", "Patty: I don't know.", "Piper: Probably because I'm your daughter!", "(She turns away and covers her eyes.)", "[Cut to stairs. Patty, Piper, Past Victor, and Leo walk down.]", "Patty: You must be a pretty powerful witch, you know, to be able to come here from the future.", "Piper: Oh no, it really didn't have to do with me. It was Coop's ring.", "Past Victor: Who's Coop, a future son?", "(Patty laughs.)", "Piper: No dad. Sorry, all girls.", "Patty: Oh, you mean it's just you and Prue, huh?", "Leo: Maybe we shouldn't tell them too much. You know, changing the past might change the future.", "Piper: Well, we've gotta tell them something. I mean, how are we going to figure out why we're here? Coop'll fix it.", "(She sees her parents holding hands and laughs. Patty laughs.)", "Patty: What?", "Piper: I'm just not used to seeing you guys holding hands, let alone... (She points upstairs.) Never mind. (She turns and steps on a stuffed rabbit. It squeals.) Oh. (She picks it up.) Hey, I remember this. How old am I? I mean now, in your time.", "Past Victor: Almost three.", "Piper: So Prue would be five, and Phoebe...", "Patty: Phoebe? Wait, who's Phoebe?", "Piper: Not born yet. (To Leo) I don't understand how this happened. I was focusing on Phoebe, and it was supposed to take me back to when she would be alive again.", "Leo: Well, maybe it did, maybe we just over shot it a little bit.", "Piper: A little? Try thirty years.", "(Patty puts a hand on her stomach.)", "Victor: Wait a minute; I'm still a little new with the witch thing. So, what happened?", "Piper: Well, we were trying to save Phoebe and Paige...", "Patty: Paige? Do you mean we have another daughter?", "(Past Victor and Patty smile.)", "Piper: Yes, mom, you do.", "Leo: But the point is-is they died...in a huge battle, and we were trying to go back in time to warn them.", "Piper: But without the Power of Three, we had to use this.", "(She points at the ring.)", "Patty: Wait; did you say the Power of Three? Then, that makes you the Charmed Ones, right? (Piper smiles.) And you all came from me?", "Piper: Well, yes, so...", "Patty: So, if I'm the mother of the Charmed Ones, and we could find the grandmother, then maybe we'd be able to recreate the Power of Three, at least in theory.", "Piper: (to Leo) Do you know what she's talking about?", "Patty: I'm talking about using our family magic...to get you to where you want to go, instead of that silly ring. Could that thing take us to her? I mean your Grams. Because it'd be faster than driving. (Piper hesitates.) Look, you can't come barging in here from the future and tell me that two of my girls are dead without expecting me to help. So? Let's get going! (Patty places herself between them.) Oh, I'll be right back baby.", "(She kisses Victor. Piper closes her eyes.)", "Piper: Hmm, Grams.", "(Past Victor smiles. They appear in the parlor, but it's different.)", "Leo: What happened?", "Patty: Where's Victor?", "(Piper sees the stuffed rabbit on the table is very old.)", "Piper: Now where are we?", "Old Woman: (from other room) Triple word score!", "Old Man: (from other room) Hold it, that's not spelled right.", "(They go into the conservatory. An old couple sits at a table playing scramble.)", "Old Woman: Sure it is.", "Old Man: No, it's not!", "Old Woman: No? Is that an official challenge?", "Piper: Uh, excuse me?", "(The couple sees them.)", "Old Man: How do you spell Zankou, with a Z or X?", "Old Woman: That's cheating.", "Old Man: I'm not asking you, I'm asking...me. (He points at Leo. His jaw drops.) Well?", "Leo: Z.", "Old Leo: Ha! Told you.", "(Old Woman groans and removes her pieces.)", "Piper: Uh, are you...?", "Old Leo: The future you and Leo, yeah. (He chuckles.) And we've been expecting you.", "Old Piper: Yeah, I baked cookies.", "(A plate of cookies sits on the table. Leo smiles. Patty smiles.)", "Commercial", "[Scene: Manor - future. Piper, Leo, and Patty sit on the sofa. Old Piper sits in the chair.]", "Piper: I just don't understand how...", "Old Piper: You were aiming for Grams, but you weren't specific enough. So you came to the future, where you're the Grams instead. (She chuckles.) And...here I am.", "Piper: Wait a minute. I'm a grandmother?", "Old Piper: Blows your mind, doesn't it? Mom?", "(Patty chuckles.)", "Piper: Uh, yeah.", "(Old Leo enters with a plate and glass of water.)", "Leo: All right, hold on, I don't understand how you know all this stuff, and how did you know we would come?", "Old Leo: Because fifty years ago, we were sitting there, where you're sitting, talking to our future selves.", "Old Piper: That's why we were expecting you. Now, you sure you don't want some cookies?", "Piper: Uh, no. I think I'd rather have aspirin.", "Old Leo: Like she said... (He gives Piper the plate with aspirin and the water.) We were expecting you. (He goes and sits next to Old Piper.) You remember when we were them? Oh, kicking butt, fighting demons.", "Old Piper: Losing you, getting you back, losing you again, aye.", "Old Leo: And it was all worth it.", "Old Piper: Oh, you bet.", "Patty: Oh, that's so sweet!", "Piper: Mm-hmmm, you know what? I'm just not quite ready for all of this. Besides, we need to get back...", "Pipers: To save Phoebe and Paige...", "Old Piper: Right, and the only way you're gonna be able to do that, is if you....", "Old Leo: Ah, don't say too much Hon. We don't want them to mess up the future.", "Piper: Well, isn't it already messed up?", "Old Leo: Oh, no. Not yet. Oh, and the future is worth saving, believe me.", "Old Piper: You keep using the ring; focus on who you want to go to with our heart, not with your head.", "Old Leo: That way you'll get to your Grams, and then to Phoebe and Paige.", "Patty: But what do we do when we get there? How do we save them?", "Old Piper: You get rid of the Hollow together.", "(The ring glows and they appear in the conservatory's past.)", "Patty: I think we're back in my time.", "Grams: (from other room) You want another tissue?", "Little Piper: (from other room) No, I'm okay.", "(They go to the living room to find Grams sitting with Little Piper.)", "Grams: Well, you're more than okay, sweetie. You're very, very special and you need to know that.", "Little Piper: Not as special as Prue, or even Phoebe. Everyone likes Phoebe.", "Grams: But you're special in your own way, Piper. I mean, you're kind and caring, you're the best little helper I've got. Plus, you are the only one who can keep your sisters from killing each other half the time. (Both Pipers smile.) And you may not know it yet, but you've got gifts. The most-the most amazing gifts, and someday, those gifts are gonna make you even more special.", "Little Piper: How?", "Grams: Well, you'll see. (She chuckles and gives Little Piper a hug. Piper smiles.) Now, run on upstairs and play with your sisters, okay? While I make dinner.", "Little Piper: Okay.", "(She leaves. Patty brushes Piper's hair.)", "Patty: You loved your Grams.", "(Grams stands up.)", "Grams: Who's there?", "Patty: It's okay mom. It's just me.", "Piper: Oh, no. Mom...", "Grams: Patty?", "(Patty smiles.)", "Patty: Mm-hmm. (Grams faints.) Mom! Oh, what happened? (She kneels down to check Grams.) Why'd she faint?", "Piper: Oh, well, probably because you're dead.", "[Scene: Magic School.]", "Dumain: All you need to do is focus on saving your sister, which means focusing on the battle. Let's try again. (Billie sits in a circle of lit candles.) Clear you mind of everything else, from all that has happened since. (Billie closes her eyes.) Let go of the pain of loss, because where you're going that hasn't happened yet. Think only of Christy. See her at your side. You want to save her more than anything else. And that's what you're going to do. That's it. You're almost there. Now go, project yourself back to the Triad.", "(Billie opens her eyes.)", "Billie: The Triad? (She stands.) What the hell are you talking about? Are you trying to trick me?", "Dumain: Wha-no! Of course not!", "Billie: Then what was that? You said I was going back to see my sister.", "Dumain: You're right. I should have told you.", "Billie: Should've told me what? What's going on?", "Dumain: What's going on is that if you don't go back to warn the Triad about the battle, they won't be able to stop it, which means they'll still be killed and so will your sister!", "Billie: So, you're saying the Triad was still alive?", "(Dumain rolls his eyes.)", "Dumain: More or less.", "Billie: And you didn't tell me? So you've been manipulating me this entire time, and Christy too?", "Dumain: Christy understands exactly what is going on.", "Billie: And what might that be?", "Dumain: Why don't you go back and ask her yourself? Then maybe you'll understand too.", "[Cut to Past Manor. Patty tends Grams on the couch. Leo watches. Piper comes with a glass of water.]", "Piper: How is she?", "Leo: I think she's coming to.", "Piper: No, I meant mom.", "Leo: Oh, I think it's more information overload than anything else.", "Piper: Yeah, well, welcome to the club. (She sighs.) What's wrong?", "Leo: Nothing. (Piper smiles.) I just, uh, I was thinking about: after you guys say the spell to get rid of the Hollow.", "Piper: Well, hopefully it'll work.", "Leo: Yeah, if it does, it means everyone's gonna come back to life, including Billie and Christy.", "Piper: Not for long, not if I have my way.", "Leo: Uh, until you do it means the ultimate battle wouldn't have been fought yet, which means the Angel of Destiny might take me away again until it is.", "Piper: Listen, all I know is that we will be playing Scrabble in the future, and I'm pretty sure you will be losing.", "(Leo smiles. Grams wakes up.)", "Grams: Oh, what happened? Where am I?", "Patty: You're okay, mom. You just fainted.", "Grams: Well, of course I fainted. You're dead.", "Patty: Oh, yeah. I know, they just told me.", "(Piper and Leo come over.)", "Piper: Hi.", "Grams: And who are you?", "Piper: Well, believe it or not, I am Piper, from the future, and this is my lovely husband Leo from the future as well.", "Patty: But I'm from the past, obviously.", "Grams: I need a drink.", "(She stands.)", "Patty: Oh, mom.", "Piper: Okay, Grams, relax. I know this is all very complicated, but we don't have time to explain. Something very bad has happened in the future and we need your help to fix it.", "Patty: We have to save her sisters, mom. We have to save the Charmed Ones.", "(Grams sits.)", "Grams: The Charmed Ones?", "Patty: Mm-hmm.", "Grams: You become the Charmed Ones?", "Piper: Hmm.", "(She nods. Grams stands up.)", "Grams: What do we have to do?", "(Piper smiles.)", "[Scene: Magic School. Billie sits in the circle of candles.]", "Billie: Christy...Christy...Christy. (She appears in the past. Billie opens her eyes and stands up to see Past Billie and Christy come down.) Whoa, w-w-w-wait.", "Past Billie: Who are you?", "Billie: Well, I'm from the future, I came back to warn you-me, not to do this. No, no, I'm serious, you're gonna get yourself killed. This is not going to work.", "(Past Billie blasts her. She hits the wall. They leave. Billie groans.)", "[Cut to downstairs. Past Billie and Christy come downstairs. The Charmed Ones orb in.]", "Past Billie: We've been waiting for you.", "Paige: Well, the wait is over.", "Past Piper: No potions, huh?", "Christy: We don't need any potions.", "Phoebe: Funny, neither do we.", "Past Piper: (to Christy) I knew we shouldn't' have trusted you.", "Christy: You should've followed your instincts.", "Past Piper: Next time.", "Past Billie: There won't be a next time.", "(Piper, Leo, Patty, and Grams appear in the dining room. The sisters throw power and energy at the other one. Piper opens a piece of paper and she, Patty, and Grams chant the spell. The Hollow leaves. The sisters spot them.)", "Past Piper: What the-?", "Piper: Don't ask. You'll get a headache.", "(Billie comes downstairs. She is sucked into Past Billie. Piper is sucked into Past Piper.)", "Grams: Now, there's something you don't see every day.", "Paige: What is going on?", "Leo: Looks like time caught up with itself.", "Phoebe: How did everybody get here?", "Piper: Well, actually you have Coop to thank for that.", "Christy: (to Billie) What happened, what went wrong?", "Billie: Not here.", "(She throws a potion at their feet and they disappear.)", "Piper: Oh, damn it.", "Leo: It's okay, at least Phoebe and Paige are alive.", "Patty: Right, but where's Prue?", "Piper: Oh, mom. Not now.", "(A ball of light comes down and the Angel of Destiny appears.)", "Angel of Destiny: I'm sorry, but I have no choice.", "Piper: Wait, but I...", "(She disappears with Leo.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor. Living room. Phoebe and Paige sit across from Piper, Patty, and Grams sitting on the couch.]", "Phoebe: Okay, so let me get this straight. Because you guys...altered a key moment in time by saving us...", "Grams: And the manor.", "Phoebe: Right, because of all that, what is supposed to happen after this - what? Won't happen?", "Patty: Exactly, that kind of makes this the new present.", "Paige: Says the woman from the past.", "Grams: Though a different past than mine.", "Phoebe: (to Paige) Are you getting any of this?", "(Paige sighs.)", "Paige: Whatever, as long as we're alive again, that's all I care about. Plus, it's really nice to see you guys again.", "(Patty smiles.)", "Patty: Actually, we've never met.", "Paige: Yeah, we have, but you were a ghost. (Patty's face falls.) Oh, does she know?", "Grams: Yes, yes, we know, we're both dead by now. We're over it.", "Patty: Well, you speak for yourself.", "(Piper stands up.)", "Piper: Okay, the problem is we're still right back to where we started with Leo, and if I'm gonna have that future, that I saw with him...", "Phoebe: Wait, you went to the future too?", "Paige: We sure did miss a lot when we were dead.", "Piper: Anyway, the point is, if I'm gonna get my husband back, we have a battle to finish.", "Phoebe: And we're gonna have to get mom home safely. Otherwise Paige and I won't be born.", "Patty: Good point.", "Paige: Well, fantastic, are there any other problems we should be worrying about?", "(Future Wyatt and Chris appear.)", "Phoebe: Wyatt!", "Piper: Chris. What are you two doing here?", "Chris: Somebody just screwed up our future.", "[Scene: Street. Billie and Christy walk down.]", "Christy: We're gonna need Dumain's help if we're gonna finish what we started.", "Billie: Haven't you been listening to me? He's been manipulating us, probably since we met him.", "Christy: If we could just get to the Hollow sooner this time...", "Billie: Christy, listen.", "Christy: Figure out a way.", "Billie: What is the matter with you? Dumain is using us, okay? And he's not the only one, the Triad is also. Yes, that's right, they're still alive, or they were, but Dumain didn't tell us that did he? Instead he tried to trick me into saving them instead of you.", "Christy: Well, maybe you should've listened to him.", "Billie: What?", "Christy: The Triad could've helped us figure out how to kill the sisters if they were still around.", "Billie: Okay, look at me, listen to me very carefully. They don't care about us. They have twisted everything. They're using us, Christy. They're using us for our powers, our sisterhood, and our lives so all we can do is kill.", "Christy: And that's exactly what we're going to do, Billie. We're going to kill.", "Billie: Well I can't do it. I won't.", "Christy: Then I'll do it on my own.", "(She leaves.)", "Billie: Christy!", "[Scene: Manor.]", "Chris: I mean, we don't know what happened. One minute everything's fine. We're kicking demon ass, and...", "Wyatt: Actually, I was kicking some demon ass...", "(Chris scoffs and shakes his head. Grams points at them.)", "Grams: Watch your language.", "Chris: Sorry, Grams.", "Wyatt: Wait, Grams? As in the Grams?", "(Chris nods.)", "Chris: Yeah.", "(Grams smiles.)", "Patty: Uh, confused. Are these my future grandkids or yours?", "Phoebe: No, yours.", "(Patty smiles.)", "Patty: Oh, hi.", "(Chris and Wyatt smile and wave back.)", "Piper: As you were saying.", "Wyatt: Suddenly, in the middle of all the fighting, everything changed.", "Chris: And the demons started kicking our ass-butts... (Grams nods.) Butts, just because Wyatt here lost his powers.", "Piper: Wait, how did you loose your powers?", "Wyatt: That's the thing. We don't know.", "Chris: So we cast a spell to take us back to when they were lost, and it took us here. To you.", "(Wyatt nods.)", "Patty: Maybe we messed up something without realizing it.", "Grams: Well, with all the jumping around we've done, it's a wonder everything's not messed up.", "Piper: No, it's gotta be Billie and Christy. They used the Hollow to steal his powers. I'm gonna kill them.", "(Phoebe shakes her head.)", "Paige: Well, before you do that, we need to get Wyatt's powers back. Otherwise there's not going to be any future to save.", "Phoebe: Well, I think the only way to do that is go back and stop them.", "Grams: But how do we know exactly when to go back to?", "Wyatt: I'll know, or at least I'm hoping little Wyatt might jog my memory.", "Piper: Well, he's at dad's. I mean, grandpa's. Um, do you remember how to get there?", "(Chris nods.)", "Chris: Yeah, absolutely.", "(Patty smiles and stands.)", "Patty: I'll go, too.", "Phoebe: Um, but dad's gonna be there.", "Patty: I know. I miss him. Besides, I'm dying to know what he looks like at this age. Whoo.", "Piper: She, uh, doesn't know.", "Grams: Apparently I hadn't chased him away yet.", "Patty: What are you talking...? (Patty groans.) What don't I know?", "Piper: All right, everybody go, but just, you know, hurry back if you find anything.", "(Patty smacks Grams, then joins the boys. Coop appears.)", "Coop: (to Piper) Hey. (He spots Phoebe.) Phoebe.", "Phoebe: Hi.", "Coop: Thanks a lot for telling me she's alive.", "(Piper hands Coop's ring.)", "Piper: You're welcome.", "Wyatt: Uncle Coop!", "(Chris whacks Wyatt on his arm. Wyatt gasps and covers his mouth.)", "Phoebe: Uncle Coop?", "(Wyatt groans.)", "Piper: What? (Coop shrugs. Phoebe stutters. Piper claps her hands.) All right, everybody out, go! (Wyatt and Chris hold Patty and orb out. Piper stands up.) Okay, let's go to the condo, and get to the Book.", "(Grams stands up.)", "Grams: Wait for me.", "Coop: Wai...", "(Paige orbs them out.)", "[Scene: Victor's Condo. Victor makes tea and drinks it. There's a knock on the door. He burns his tongue.]", "Victor: Mmm, damn.", "(He opens the door and finds Patty there. He screams.)", "Patty: Oh, surprise! (She jumps into his arms and gives him a hug.) Oh my-oh, goodness! Oh, you're just as handsome as you ever were.", "(Wyatt and Chris step in.)", "Victor: W-w-what's going on?", "Chris: Hey Gramps, how you doing?", "Victor: Chris! (He smiles and they hug.) Uh, what are you doing here?", "Wyatt: Hey Grandpa, how you doing?", "(Wyatt gives him a hug.)", "Patty: Now, this is our grandson, Wyatt. Oh! So handsome.", "Victor: But I-I'm-I'm, I'm, I'm-I'm so confused.", "Patty: Yeah, you'll get over it. I did.", "Victor: Where did you came from?", "Patty: 1975. How do I look?", "Victor: Didn't anyone tell her we're divorced?", "Patty: What?", "(She sees Wyatt trying to signal Victor to stop.)", "Victor: You dumped me for your Whitelighter.", "Patty: Oh, Sam?", "Victor: Yeah, Sam, Paige's father.", "Chris: Listen Gramps, we're in a bit of a jam. Where's little Wyatt?", "Victor: He's in the other room, with uh, with you.", "Wyatt: Thanks.", "(Chris and Wyatt leave. Victor gives Patty a hug.)", "Victor: Oh, come on, Patty. It's all right. It was a long time ago.", "[Scene: Magic School. Dumain talks to Christy.]", "Dumain: What do you mean Billie's not coming? We need her.", "Christy: We can defeat the Charmed Ones without her.", "Dumain: No, we can't. We need the Triad to do that, and we need her power to go back and save them.", "Christy: Well, maybe there's another way.", "[Scene: Phoebe's Condo. Piper tosses something into the pot. Grams and Paige are there.]", "Grams: Mm, that's not nearly enough. Here, let me do it.", "(She pushes Piper out of the way.)", "Piper: Wha-I think I know how to do it, after all this time.", "(Grams add something in.)", "Paige: It's Billie and Christy, they're not demons.", "Grams: Well, they might as well be, from everything you've told me, which means we can't take any chances. Oh, I can't get over how big this Book has gotten, hmm. I'm so proud of you girls.", "Piper: Then why don't you let me stir?", "(There's a knock at the door.)", "Grams: Uh, Piper, why don't you get that?", "Piper: Paige, why don't you get that?", "Paige: Okay, I'll get that.", "(She goes to the door and opens it to find Henry there.)", "Paige: Hey! What are you doing here?", "Henry: What am I doing here? (She hugs him.) I'm looking for my wife. She didn't come home last night. Are you okay?", "Paige: Yes, I'm okay. Of course I'm okay. I mean, weren't okay, okay. But now we're okay...and I think in the future we're gonna be... (She nods.) I think we're gonna be more than okay.", "(Henry stares.)", "Henry: Okay.", "[Cut to living room.]", "Grams: Don't tell me she marries a Whitelighter, too.", "Piper: Worse, a mortal.", "Grams: Oh, good God, uh. Didn't I teach you girls anything?", "Piper: Hey, what can I say? There's always Uncle Coop.", "(She motions to the bedroom.)", "[Cut to bedroom. Phoebe and Coop are talking.]", "Phoebe: I really should be out there helping them.", "Coop: No, not until we talk.", "Phoebe: Look there are lives at stake here, and...", "Coop: And so is love, ours. I let you kick me out of here yesterday. I'm not doing it again today. And you know why? Because I love you, Phoebe Halliwell. (He put his hands on her shoulders.) With all of my heart, with every fiber my being, I love you. Now I've found love for thousands of people all over the world, but I have never found love for myself, not until now. Until you. And I-I-I know you feel the same way, because I can see it, I know what loves looks like. And I am not letting this get away from us, Phoebe.", "Phoebe: Apparently not, Uncle Coop.", "Coop: Yeah.", "Phoebe: Look. I don't know what you want me to do with this information. I mean, we haven't even been out on a date yet, and I don't know how to get past the whole forbidden love thing. I just...", "Piper: (from other room) Phoebe?", "Phoebe: I'm-I have to go. I will call you, when we need the ring back.", "(She sighs. Phoebe leaves. Coop sighs. Dumain shimmers in and grabs Coop's arm.)", "Dumain: Nice ring. Can I borrow it?", "(They shimmer out.)", "[Scene: Manor. Living room. Grams, with the Book, and the sisters orb in.]", "Paige: Okay, all we need to do now is find Billie and Christy.", "(Billie steps in.)", "Billie: You don't have to look far. Can we talk?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Manor.]", "Billie: Look. I am so sorry for what I've done to you guys, after everything you've done for me. I just wanted my sister back so badly. I couldn't even see that she was manipulating me.", "Piper: Well, that's very convenient, but how are supposed to know this isn't a trap?", "(Billie shakes her head.)", "Paige: Guess we have to let her talk.", "Phoebe: Where's Christy?", "Billie: I don't know. Probably at Magic School trying to figure out a way to kill you.", "Grams: But you're not.", "Billie: No. No. That was before. (Grams puts the Book down.) They twisted everything to make us think we were doing the right thing.", "Piper: Who?", "Billie: The Triad. They used us. They used Christy. They have spent the last fifteen years turning her into a killer. That's all they've cared about that's all they've wanted.", "Phoebe: We've already vanquished the Triad.", "Billie: Well, Dumain will try and find a way to bring them back. I know it.", "Paige: Who's Dumain?", "Billie: He's a demon, but he knows them better than anyone, and with Christy...they will stop at nothing.", "Wyatt: (from another room) Mom, are you here?", "Piper: Keep and eye on her.", "(She goes to the conservatory. Wyatt and Chris are there. The others follow.)", "Piper: Where's mom? I mean, grandma?", "Wyatt: She wanted to stay with grandpa to talk.", "Grams: Well, that had better be all that they're doing.", "Piper: What did you find?", "Chris: Well, Grandpa said that someone came and picked up little Wyatt, just before five in the afternoon yesterday.", "Wyatt: Some man, but that's all I could go out of him.", "Phoebe: Wait, what man?", "Billie: Dumain. He brought Wyatt to Christy and me to summon the Hollow.", "Paige: And then you stole his powers.", "Billie: We were being infected. We didn't have a choice.", "Piper: You used my son?", "Grams: That is all in the past, dear. Now let's just focus...on how to fix it now, okay?", "Phoebe: Okay, so we have to go back in time to the day Dumain took Wyatt.", "Billie: No, we have to go before that. I know him. He's gonna warn the Triad before you can vanquish them.", "Paige: Then you have to get the ring.", "Phoebe: Coop? Coop? We need you. (Nothing happens.) Something's wrong.", "(Chris and Wyatt sighs.)", "Piper: What?", "Chris: The Elders sent Coop down to you, Phoebe, not just to help you find love, but to help you find him.", "Wyatt: They were hoping you'd fall in love with a Cupid. It was the only way that they could make it up to you after everything you sacrificed.", "Chris: And they weren't gonna put you through what mom and dad went through, so...", "Wyatt: It wasn't and it will not be a forbidden love.", "Phoebe: Okay. Uh-I don't know how that information helps us right now.", "Wyatt: Well, in the future, when you're together, you guys are like one.", "Chris: All you have to do is think about him and he's there.", "(Phoebe closes his eyes. Coop appears, groaning in pain.)", "Phoebe: Oh, my God. What happened?", "(Wyatt and Phoebe help Coop up.)", "Coop: I fought him for as long as I could.", "Phoebe: Okay, who did this to you?", "Coop: Some demon. I'm sorry he, uh, he took my ring.", "Billie: We're too late. They're going back in time. But I can too.", "[Scene: Magic School, Black room. Past Dumain is talking to the Triad. Dumain and Christy appear.]", "Asmodeus: What?", "Dumain: My lords. We come from the future to warn you about it. The Charmed Ones are going to get the Hollow at the same time Billie and Christy will.", "Christy: Which means we've gotta get to it before they do this time.", "(The Charmed Ones and Billie appear.)", "Dumain: Get out of here!", "(The Charmed Ones throw potions at them, vanquishing them.)", "Dumain: Noooo!", "Piper: Oh, yes.", "(Piper blows up Dumain. Christy gasps and steps back. Past Dumain is about to shimmer out, but Piper blows him up.)", "Christy: I don't understand! How could this happen?", "Phoebe: Billie projected us here.", "Paige: By focusing on you.", "Piper: Paige.", "Paige: Ring!", "(Coop's ring orbs to her.)", "Christy: How could you?", "Billie: Christy, please. It's over. Just come home.", "(Christy throws a fireball at them. Billie deflects it back to Christy. She's vanquished. Billie falls to her knees and cries.)", "Commercial", "[Scene: Manor, Conservatory. Grams paces. The Charmed Ones appears.]", "Grams: Oh, thank God.", "Piper: Is everything all right? Did anything change that wasn't supposed to?", "Wyatt: Nope. (He orbs to Piper.) I got my powers back.", "Piper: I see that.", "Chris: Now, where's Billie?", "Paige: She used her own power to get back.", "Coop: But she at least tried to help out, right? I mean, tried to make amends at least.", "Phoebe: Yeah.", "(The Angel of Destiny appears with Leo. He and Piper exchange a smile.)", "Piper: Okay, hang on a second. You're not gonna take him away again right?", "Angel of Destiny: No, this is the way the battle was supposed to end all along, and it's over. Congratulations.", "(She disappears. Leo takes Piper's hand.)", "Piper: (to Leo) Hi, there.", "(He pulls her into a kiss. Everyone cheers and applauds.)", "Phoebe: Yay!", "(Coop opens his arms. He and Phoebe kiss. Piper and Leo hug and laugh. Patty and Victor enter with little Wyatt and little Chris.)", "Patty: Did we miss anything?", "Piper: Uh, no. Well, we...changed the past, fixed the future, and saved the present. That's all.", "Victor: What's that?", "Paige: Yeah. If you haven't figured it out by now, ya probably won't.", "Phoebe: Oh, it doesn't matter. Just as long as everything's back to the way it's supposed to be.", "Grams: It will be if you get us back. I mean otherwise, uh...", "Paige: How are we gonna get them back?", "Coop: Oh, I can take care of that.", "Phoebe: Yeah, but how will you know where to take them back to?", "Coop: Well, the ring will. (to Piper) If I can ever get it back.", "(He winks. Piper rolls her eyes and throws the ring at Coop. He catches it and laughs.)", "Chris: Just make sure you return them just before they were taken. That way they won't remember anything.", "(Chris groans.)", "Grams: Oh, no, don't-don't do that. I mean, there are so many things, wonderful things that I just don't want to forget, you know.", "(She giggles. Chris shakes his head.)", "Patty: There's just as much I don't ever want to know. (She sighs.) Like what happened to Prue. Victor told me.", "Piper: Oh, mom.", "Patty: That's all right. I know everything happens for a reason. I believe that. I also know that when one door closes another one opens.", "Victor: (to Patty) Thank you for coming by.", "Patty: Anytime.", "(Victor kisses her forehead. Piper and Leo kiss. Paige hugs Patty. Chris gives Grams a hug. Victor hugs Piper. Wyatt hugs Leo. Coop, Phoebe, Grams, and Chris go in a group hug. Leo hugs Victor. Everyone laughs and mixes.)", "[Scene: Manor. Dinning room. Phoebe and Paige sit there. Piper comes downstairs and puts the Book on the table.]", "Paige: Don't tell me we have to go fight a demon.", "Piper: No, I don't think we'll have to do that anytime soon.", "Phoebe: Then what's with the Book?", "Piper: Well, I think we should write everything down. Everything that happened, everything we want future generations to know, so that we can pass it down, just like it was passed down to us.", "(Phoebe smiles. Paige nods.)", "Paige: After you.", "(Piper turns the Book. Phoebe finds a blank page and uncaps a pen, then writes.)", "Phoebe: (Voice Over) So much has happened over the last eight years. So much has been gained and lost. Still, in some ways, I feel like my life is really just beginning.", "[Scene: Magic School, future. The Angel of Destiny is marrying Phoebe and Coop with the family around.]", "Angel of Destiny: Do you, Phoebe Halliwell, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?", "Phoebe: I do.", "Phoebe: (Voice Over) And it was. For though I had loved before, I'd never really known love until I met Coop.", "(She and Coop kiss.)", "[Scene: Phoebe's loft. Phoebe, pregnant, rushes out with Coop.]", "Phoebe: (Voice Over) A man who I shared this special little girl...", "Phoebe: Yes, I am okay.", "(Coop picks up a bag.)", "Phoebe: (Voice Over) I had long ago foreseen, but feared I might have never have.", "(Two girls run and hug her.)", "Daughters: Mommy, we love you!", "Phoebe: I love you too.", "(She kisses their heads. Coop joins them.)", "Phoebe: (Voice Over) Along with two other special little girls, I had not foreseen. (The girls go to Billie as Phoebe and Coop rush out. Phoebe drops something, but Coop picks it up.) I was suddenly so blessed to have a new family of my own, and old friends to share it with.", "(Billie hugs the girls and they wave.)", "Daughter: Bye, mommy!", "[Scene: Bay Mirror. Phoebe types on her computer.]", "Phoebe: (Voice Over) And though I kept working and giving advice to those who asked, I was more interested in helping them find love, since, finally, having been loved.", "(Her poster behind her says Phoebe's 'Finding Love.')", "[Cut to Manor, Present. Dining room. Paige writes in the Book of Shadows.]", "Paige: (Voice Over) Phoebe had become somewhat of an expert on the subject. As for me? Life without demons opened up similar avenues.", "[Scene: Police Station, Future. Henry brings in a teen.]", "Paige: (Voice Over) Henry of course, continued to look after his parolees, even if they didn't want to be looked after... (Henry sees Paige and the kids, a boy and two girls.) While still making time to help me with little Henry and the twins.", "(He kneels down and the kids hug him. They squeal with delight.)", "Henry: There's my girls!", "Paige: (Voice Over) Which allowed me time to finally embrace my inner Whitelighter.", "[Scene: Alley. A Darklighter fires a crossbow at Paige as a woman cowers behind her.]", "Paige: Arrow!", "(She orbs it back to the Darklighter and he is vanquished. Paige helps the girl up.)", "Paige: (Voice Over) And to help the next generation of witches come into their own.", "[Cut to Manor, Present. Piper writes.]", "Piper: (Voice Over) So that Paige could pass on all that she'd learned, not just to her own children, or to mine, or to Phoebe's...", "[Scene: Manor, future. Piper and Leo are in the parlor. Piper hands out lunch bags to two boys and a girl.]", "Piper: See you later.", "(The children leave. Piper and Leo kiss.)", "Piper: (Voice Over) But to other future witches and Whitelighters as well.", "[Scene: Manor. Chris and Wyatt are mixing up a potion.]", "Piper: (Voice Over) Which filled the time between when we were doing the fighting, and when our kids were old enough to take over.", "(Chris adds something and there's a small explosion.)", "[Scene: Manor, kitchen. Piper is cooking something on the stove.]", "Piper: (Voice Over) Allowing me time to get back to my roots and cook something other than potions, for once. (Piper tastes the sauce.) And open the restaurant I'd always dreamed of owning. (She puts the spoon down and pours it in.) As for Leo, after we reclaimed Magic School...", "[Scene: Magic School. Leo is teaching.]", "Piper: (Voice Over) He went back to teaching.", "Leo: So who'd like to try it first?", "(The kids raise their hands. Leo points to a boy. The boy holds out his hand and orbs a book to him.)", "Piper: (Voice Over) Which he continued to do until it was time to retire.", "Leo: Awesome. Great job, Matthew.", "(He takes the book.)", "Piper: (Voice Over) And although we certainly had our struggles...", "[Scene: Manor, Living room, future. Old Piper sits in a chair with a girl, reading the Book of Shadows.]", "Old Piper: And heartaches over the years, we're a family of survivors and we will always be. Which is why we've truly been Charmed.", "Girl: Again, Grandmamma, again.", "(Old Piper chuckles and closes the Book.)", "Old Piper: Oh, dear. No, I can't. I need to rest. But you can look at it for a little while if you'd like, hmmm? (She kisses her head and stands up. Old Leo waits nearby.) After all, it'll be yours one day.", "(She takes Leo's hand and they head upstairs. Girl opens the Book.)", "[Cut to stairs. Old Leo and Old Piper head up as photos are shown of Wyatt, Chris, Leo, Piper, Grams, Patty, Victor, and the sisters.]", "[Cut to front door. It opens and children run in. Girl waves her hand after they come in and the door is closed.]" ]	Charmed	08x22	Forever Charmed	bunniefuu
Childrens_Hospital_01x04.json	[ "Fraser walks on his tiptoes and begins treatment to correct his walking style. Meanwhile, senior staff nurse Lewis has a challenging day as a young patient refuses to take his medication." ]	[ "We're breaking up. It is not working out between us. We're breaking up. Not here. Not in front of the kids. We're breaking up. I can tell. I'm a doctor. You know we're breaking up, right? Oh, yeah. I have to break up with both of you. What? You know we're breaking up, right? Oh, yeah.", "Cat: It's not working for me. It's over.", "Glenn: Again?", "Cat: It's over.", "Owen: Again?", "Cat: Okay, don't be so. Dramatic. We're breaking up.", "Dr. Von Sydow: We're break-- Okay. I'm sorry. I've forgotten your name.", "Cat: We're breaking up!", "Blake: I can't hear you!", "Cat: No, I know that you can.", "Hear me, 'cause I can hear you.", "We're breaking up. Okay.", "Cat: It's over. Will you e-mail me? 'cause I might forget.", "Cat: Things haven't been Working out, and I just -- I'm breaking up with you. Beat you to it. Boom!", "Cat: We're breaking up.", "Glenn: Huh? Can't it wait 20 seconds?", "[ gasps ]", "10 seconds.", "Cat: No. I got to go.", "Glenn: Aah! Wait!", "[ mid-tempo music plays ]", "sal: Attention, staff --", "There's a gigantic snake moving Below the elevators.", "Cat: Love. Why is it that when you're in It, you can't remember not Being in it? And when you're not in it, it's Like, \"what is it?\" Why is it not just in and of. Itself, in or out?", "[ sighs ]", "I should do my own podcast.", "Nicky: This looks like Esperanza the maid. well, it's like a big maid. And a little maid.", "Nicky: I don't like chocolate. People. oh, don't say that in public, Honey.", "Cat: Hey. dr. Black, you spend a lot of. Time treating nicky, but his. Advanced-aging disease seems to. Be getting worse.", "Nicky: I have gout.", "Cat: Why don't you go on down. To the cafeteria and get us an. Eight-pack of smirnoff ice, Yeah? can you get on with the exam, Please, before nicky gets any. Older?", "Cat: God, look at those eyes.", "Nicky: I have heat vision!", "Cat: [ laughs ] God, I just wish I knew you when. You were young. he's 6.", "Cat: Well, then I wish I knew. You when you were 4.", "Nicky: Here's a question.", "Cat: What?", "Nicky: Are space bugs real?", "Cat: [ laughs ] Do you like new experiences?", "[ zipper opens ]", "Here we are. what are you doing? It's cold in here.", "Cat: It's fine. no, it's not.", "Glenn: What's going on here?", "Lola: Oh, that's cat's new. Boyfriend.", "Glenn: Boyfriend? She just broke up with me.", "Lola: Um, a month ago.", "Glenn: Hey, she just tried. Kissing me two weeks ago.", "Lola: Well, she'll date. Anything. No offense to me.", "Glenn: None taken.", "Lola: Remember when she dated Josh brolin?", "Glenn: Remember when she. Dated josh brolin's character in \"goonies\"?", "Lola: Remember when she dated. That sculpture of our hospital's. Founder, mr. Childrens?", "Glenn: In \"goonies\"?", "Lola: No, he wasn't in \"goonies.\"", "Glenn: He wasn't in \"goonies\"? Who was it? Who -- Oh, you know who I'm thinking. Of?", "Lola: Huh?", "Glenn: Josh brolin.", "Lola: [ scoffs ] She'll date anything. What does that make us?", "Glenn: The two hottest. Doctors in here.", "Lola: You are so true. I feel dizzy.", "Glenn: I want to get deep. Inside of you.", "Chief: Congratulations, Dr. Von Sydow. You are the first doctor from. Childrens ever to receive the. Nobel prize.", "Dr. Von Sydow: Well, it was. Just for medicine. They offered me the peace prize, But I turned it down 'cause I. Don't want the bitches to think I'm a gaylord.", "Chief: Well, max, I'm [scoffs] very busy, so...", "Dr. Von Sydow: Right. I'm audi rs4 with the gold. Package.", "[ sniffs ]", "M.S., right?", "Chief: Excuse me?", "Dr. Von Sydow: You have m.S.?", "Chief: A touch.", "Dr. Von Sydow: Probably a. Little parkinson's in there, Too, right?", "Chief: Little bit.", "Dr. Von Sydow: How much. Cerebral palsy do you have?", "Chief: I have a splash. It's going around. Why?", "Dr. Von Sydow: You sitting. Down? I can cure you. Leave the pee. Okay. Careful. You know I can't fix your. Handicapped emotions, right?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Cat: Previously on \"childrens hospital\"... and so it is my great. Pleasure and honor to open up. Childrens hospital's very own. Genital ward.", "[ chuckles ]", "Glenn: Okay, I-I'm sorry.", "I just got to get my head. Wrapped around this. So, you're saying that there is. A law that says we cannot test. New drugs on rare pandas? that's what I am saying.", "Glenn: Really? mm-hmm.", "Glenn: Aah! W-while we're on the subject, Can I ask you another question? mm-hmm.", "Glenn: Is there a law. Against jerking off in a. Government-office cubicle? this genital ward will put. Childrens hospital on the. Forefront of modern...Genital. Technology and genital research.", "Dr. Von Sydow: You sitting. Down? I can cure you.", "[ mid-tempo music plays ]", "[ both sigh, chuckle ]", "Chief: You know that visiting.", "Doctor, the neuro-specialist?", "Owen: Dr. Max Von Sydow? Yeah, I heard he won a. Nobel peace prize. Funny -- he doesn't look like a. Fag.", "Chief: [ chuckles ] He says he can cure me.", "Owen: What?! Hold on, chief. If he does that, you might lose. Your sexy strut.", "Chief: [ chuckles ] Strut. Maybe, but I have no feeling in. My pelvis.", "Owen: I'll feel that [bleep] For you.", "Chief: [ sighs ] You're sweet. But I want to be normal, owen. I-I want to be like everyone. Else.", "Owen: [ groans ] That's a kick in the nuts to all. Those young girls out there that. Were never called \"special\" or \"crippled\" or \"handi-crippled.\"", "Chief: [ laughs ] Bet you say that to all the. Girls.", "Owen: N-no. I don't.", "Chief: Oh, yeah. I guess you wouldn't.", "Owen: I don't know other. Handicapped people.", "Chief: Right.", "[ sighs ]", "Owen: Chief, you have a gift.", "Please, don't ruin it.", "Chief: [ sighs ]", "Owen: Now, how about that. Hand job?", "[ metal clicking ]", "[ up-tempo rock music plays ]", "[ door closes ]", "Nicky: Dora?", "Cat: Hi. Sorry to wake you.", "I just want to get some alone. Time while your mom is at her. A.A. Meeting.", "Nicky: Can you look under the. Bed for dracular?", "Cat: Oh, yeah. I'm gonna look under everything.", "Nicky: I got to go peep.", "Cat: Can't you wait five. Minutes?", "Nicky: I can count to 100.", "Cat: Okay.", "Nicky: One... Two... Three... Oh, yeah. Cup the balls.", "Blake: Hey! I'm challenging you to a \"healing power of laughter\"-off.", "[ horn honking ]", "You have one week to perform a. Successful operation using only. The healing power of laughter. If you fail, you hang up your. Balloony pants forever.", "[ horn honks ]", "I won't fail.", "[ horn honking ]", "Ooh, I won't.", "[ horn honking ]", "Fine. [Bleep] If I fail... I leave medicine altogether.", "[ horn honks ]", "No. You go [bleep] yourself.", "Sal: Attention, staff. I am speaking on the p.A. System. That's what I'm doing right. Now in a clear and authoritative. Voice.", "[ elevator bell dings ]", "Cat: [ sighs ]", "Glenn: That's it.", "This kid's getting a vasectomy.", "Lola: [ unenthused ] no. Don't.", "Nicky: Diego? My mom says that israel's an. Outdated concept.", "Rob: Thank you for watching. These two episodes of \"childrens hospital.\" A lot of people ask me where I got the idea for \"childrens hospital,\" and. It's a funny story, actually. Uh, my daughter -- my 2-year-old. Daughter dislocated her. Shoulder, and we had to bring. Her to a children's hospital. And I just remember, like, the. Waiting room was terrifying. It was, uh, full of nervous. Parents, most of them crying, You know, and, uh... All pale. This isn't the funny part. But, um, this gurney -- this. Tiny little gurney comes. Crashing through the door, and. It's surrounded by doctors and. Nurses, and they're yelling, and. They look really scared, and. There's this...Tiny body on. The gurney. The funny part's coming. And, uh, and there's this. Life flight pilot, this. Helicopter pilot behind the. Gurney. And, uh, and he looks at me, And he goes, \"mondays, right?\"", "[ laughs ]", "He didn't actually say that. So, then I made a tv show about it." ]	Childrens Hospital	01x04	This Kid's Getting a Vasectomy	bunniefuu
Childrens_Hospital_04x01.json	[ "In this episode, which satirizes The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, everyone at Childrens Hospital gets amnesia. After that, it looks as though the only way to get rid of the amnesia is to give the amnesia... amnesia." ]	[ "Glenn: Who am I? \"Me Glenn.\" What?", "[ Groans ]", "Ow!", "[ Cries ]", "[ All screaming ]", "[ Indistinct shouting ]", "Valerie: Hey! You with the hat!", "Help us! Catch!", "Blake: No!", "Valerie: Hyah!", "[ Mid-tempo music plays ]", "Sy: Doctors, as you know, a new tattoo parlor has opened across the street.", "Glenn: Yeah, kids are getting tatted up like prisoners.", "Lola: Or top chefs, especially season 9.", "Sy: They're giving their first-time customers kiddie tattoo kits.", "Parents are outraged. We're gonna fight back. Laser tattoo removal. The more that these kids make wrong life choices, the more we help them right those wrongs-- well, for a small fee. So, it's really a lose/win/win. Carry on.", "Glenn: What's up? I asked for the name of my band, \"Blackout,\" but they put the word \"pancakes\" instead.", "Lola: Well, I've never heard of blackout, and I love pancakes, so... [ coughs ]", "Lola: Uh, are you taking any medications? I...Don't know.", "Lola: Are you allergic to anything? I don't remember.", "Lola: Okay, come on, Preston. I don't have time for you to be a douche.", "Glenn: Wait a second. Isn't 11 years old too young to be douchey? I'd like to order a brain scan. And some pancakes.", "Blake: Hello, val. Or should I say, \"Que pasa\"?", "Valerie: No, I'm not.", "Blake: Damn it!", "Valerie: Blake, if I ever go out with you, please lock me up, because it means that I have lost my mind.", "Blake: I hope you do lose your mind someday, val. And I will be there, and I will not lock you up, unless that's what crazy val likes. Where you going?", "Glenn: Check this out. This is a normal brain scan. And this is Preston's. Green means good, red means bad. This scan is textbook.", "Lola: [ Muffled ] Amnesia! Son of a bitch, the kid's got amnesia.", "Glenn: Come on. Did you take his blood pressure? I don't remember.", "Glenn: Wait a second. Nurse Dori, what's your name? I'm guessing from the context of your question, it's \"Nurse Dori,\" but I don't remember.", "[ Coughs ]", "Lola: It's gone airborne.", "Glenn: Nurse Dori, Preston, you stay here.", "Do not leave this room, okay? This room is quarantined. And I got your pancakes. Wait, wait, wait, wait! No, no, no!", "[ Air hissing ]", "[ Both coughing ]", "Owen: Blood pressure looks good.", "Let's begin.", "[ Coughing ]", "Owen: Scalpel.", "Scalpel?", "[ Coughs ]", "Chief: Scalpel?", "Owen: Did I say that?", "Chief: Yes.", "Owen: Wait, what are we doing here?", "Is this -- is this a restaurant?", "Chief: Oh, my God. I'm not eating this!", "Owen: Oh!", "Chief: This steak is completely raw. What kind of sick, twisted restaurant is this?", "Owen: We are gonna destroy them on yelp!", "Lola: Sy, we're dealing with airborne amnesia here.", "Glenn: We could have a hospital pandemic on our hands.", "Sy: Let's stay calm. We need a plan. We're gonna put the hospital on lockdown. I think you two can be in charge of that.", "Glenn: Right.", "Lola: Okay.", "Sy: I, on the other hand, am gonna make sure that my panic room... [ beeping ] ...is secure, sterile, and fully stocked. Everything is good on my end. I feel like you two are dragging on your end. Stick to the plan.", "Lola: Glenn, what if we get airborne amnesia?", "Glenn: I have an idea.", "Blake: [ Breathing deeply ] So do I have an idea. Where is val?", "Valerie: [ Coughs ]", "Blake: Uh, hey. Uh, hey, val. How's your mind feel today?", "Valerie: You know who I am?", "Blake: Yes, I'm a doctor. Dr. Blake downs.", "Valerie: Oh, doctor! Why didn't you say so?", "Blake: I just did say so.", "Valerie: I love doctors.", "Blake: I'm one.", "Owen: What if we are the last two people on earth?", "Chief: Were we preparing to eat this person to survive? I'm gonna write God such a letter.", "Owen: Babe, we don't have time for letters right now. We need nourishment. Pass me the salt.", "Chief: I can't eat a kid.", "Owen: Now, you listen to me. I would want you to eat me, if it meant surviving. Plus, it'd be kind of cool to come out of you as poo.", "Chief: Wait! But what if I'm a vegan?", "Owen: Damn it!", "[ Sobs ]", "If we're not gonna eat this person, then I'm gonna at least put a baby inside of you to help our species survive.", "Chief: But take it slow because I might be a virgin.", "Owen: Fingers crossed.", "Blake: Yup. Textbook amnesia. Thank you, God.", "Valerie: Am I gonna be okay, Dr. clown?", "Blake: Yeah, val, you're gonna be fine. And listen, call me Blake, okay? Because, uh...I'm your boyfriend. That's right. And feel free to make love with me at any time.", "Valerie: Okay. That sounds great. I mean, I don't know a lot about myself, but I do know that I have an insatiable sexual appetite.", "Blake: [ Laughing ] I do not know how to react to that.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Glenn: We need these tattoos in case we lose our memories.", "Lola: [ Groans ] \"Me Lola\"?", "Glenn: I don't know. I was just trying to think of the simplest way to identify you.", "Lola: [ Coughs ] Oh, God. I think I'm getting it, too.", "Glenn: No!", "Lola: Oh, I can feel my memories slipping away. Aaaaaand...they're gone. Hi. Are you my waiter? We all have amnesia! Who's in charge here?", "Valerie: We have amnesia?", "Blake: Yeah, everybody has amnesia except for me. Clowns can't get amnesia, though we would like to forget Cirque du Soleil. Everyone, to answer your question, I am in charge here. Okay? Because I am the king of this hospital -- King Dr. Blake Downs of Childrens Hospital.", "Valerie: Oh, the only thing that gets me hotter than a doctor is a doctor who is also a king. We all have amnesia! Who's in charge here?!", "Blake: [ Groans ]", "Valerie: We have amnesia?", "Blake: Yes!", "Glenn: But we were wearing masks. How could we get the virus? Wait a second. You and that boy with the pancakes tattoo, you both were exposed to this ink. There's got to be a connection. This ink is the source of the virus. Don't worry. Lola, I'll remember who we are, and I promise I'll save us. I'll save us.", "Owen: Oh!", "Chief: Whoo! Oh, boy. Whoo! You must have done that before.", "Owen: Clearly, you have, too. There was some wiggle room up in there.", "[ Chuckles ]", "Oh, what's this? Oh, God, wait a second. We're not the last two people on earth.", "Chief: What?", "Owen: We're in surgery. We must be surgeons.", "Chief: I gave you all of me for nothing? bstrd!", "Owen: We don't have time for slapping. I got to take out this kid's gallbladder. Quick, what's a gallbladder?", "Blake: You, you're in charge of snacks and drinks, so go get me something to eat and something to wash it down with. You, you'll be my lawyer, but a friend, too -- one I can confide in, you know? You, you'll be my bodyguard. Guard my body using your body.", "[ Growls ]", "Whoa!", "Valerie: Such power.", "Blake: You like that?", "Valerie: Yeah.", "Blake: [ Chuckles ] Yeah. Yeah.", "Glenn: If only there was a way I could make this amnesia virus forget that it was amnesia. Wait, that's it! Give the amnesia...amnesia!", "[ Chuckles ]", "It turned green. For all intents and purposes, the color green means \"antidote.\"", "Blake: Glenn!", "Glenn: Blake, you recognize me. Great. I found a cure. I need you to help me administer the antidote.", "Blake: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course. Uh, hold on one second, okay? You're gonna love this. Val, open your mouth. Val just let me stick my finger in her mouth. This is a world I want to live in forever.", "Glenn: [ Gagging ]", "Blake: [ Sighs ]", "Glenn: [ Coughs ]", "[ Groans ]", "Glenn: Bodyguarder!", "Get rid of this.", "Glenn: W-why? Wait, who am I? Aaah!", "Blake: You did it. Take him away to the closet.", "[ Gasps ]", "Hey, who's that? Is that your girlfriend? Hey. That's my girlfriend. It says so right here.", "Blake: You doth speak to the king in this way?", "[ Chuckles ]", "Be off with you!", "Valerie: How do we know you're really a king? Hey, boyfriend whose name I don't know, kill him.", "Blake: No, no! Aaah!", "[ Feedback on TV ]", "Sy: The plan wasn't to get dragged into the closet, Glenn!", "Glenn: Who am I?", "[ All screaming ]", "Valerie: Help us!", "Catch!", "Blake: No!", "Sy: Glenn, the plan was that I would play in my panic room while you two held down the fort, not play with test tubes!", "Blake: No!", "[ Air hisses ]", "Owen: I'm so sorry.", "I couldn't find your gallbladder.", "Chief: Wait a minute. I'm remembering. We already took out his gallbladder.", "Owen: Oh, yeah. That's right. I suddenly remember everything! Oh.", "Chief: Oh, yeah. That's right, baby. You was all up in these guts. Okay?", "Valerie: Oh, you beautiful baby.", "Lola: Oh, what a day, huh? This is one of the craziest Tuesdays I have had all week.", "Glenn: Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?", "Both: Pancakes!", "Glenn: Hey, Sy. We did it! Thanks to you!", "Lola: Yeah.", "Glenn: [ Chuckles ]", "Sy: Well, no one told me you had to call the sanitation department and pay them to come and pick up toxic waste. I have an idea. Hey. We're all out of ink. I'm just gonna use some of the old needles that we threw away. I'm gonna run out and grab some breakfast. You want? Yeah, yeah. Grab me some pancakes. Give me the name of my band -- \"Blackout.\"" ]	Childrens Hospital	04x01	Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo	bunniefuu
Childrens_Hospital_04x02.json	[ "Madonna visits the hospital, stunning Owen." ]	[ "Blake: Oh, man, you were great in there, Owen.", "Owen: Tell me something that I don't know.", "Blake: Okay. Uh...I play upright bass for the Barenaked Ladies.", "Owen: That's you?", "Blake: [ Laughing ] Yeah.", "Owen: Oh!", "Sal: Cut loose, footloose, both feet lose, in fact. Kick off your Sunday shoes and put on your Thursday shoes because the staff dance is tonight -- Thursday.", "Valerie: Yes! I love dancing. I mean give me a 6/8 time signature and my feet just start flying.", "Dori: Really?", "Valerie: Yeah.", "Dori: I'm more of 12/8 type, you know, doo-wop, jigs.", "Valerie: Really?", "Dori: Yeah.", "Valerie: What about a 3/4, boop-bah-bah, boop-bah-bah.", "Dori: Oh, yeah.", "Valerie: What about you, Lola? If you were a time signature, which one would you be?", "Lola: Zero-over-zero. I'm a terrible dancer.", "Valerie: You know, I once knew a girl in college who didn't know how to dance.", "Lola: Yeah?", "Valerie: She died of a skin disease. Was there a connection? I'd like to think so.", "Lola: Oh. Well, have a good time tonight, you guys, 'cause I'm not going.", "Valerie: What about you, chief?", "Chief: Oh, I can't go to the dance. It doesn't start until 7:00 and the rapture is happening at 6:00, so I'll be dancing, but in Christ's heavenly kingdom by then. Probably nude.", "Chet: Breaker, breaker. Childrens Hospital, this is the Bearded Clam.", "Sy: Uh, h-hello, Bearded Clam. Uh, this is Sy. How are you? Okay. Okay. Um... uh, Bearded Clam, 10-4. This is the Boston strangler.", "Chet: Wait. That's your handle?", "Sy: Well, it's a long story. Let's just say I lived in Boston in the '60s, and I'm smarter than the police. What can I do for you?", "Chet: I got a 16-year-old needs emergency heart surgery.", "[ Engine stops ]", "Uh-oh.", "Sy: \"Uh-oh.\" What does that mean, \"Uh-oh?\"", "Chet: I'm out of gas! I'm not gonna make it.", "Sy: All right. Well, how close are you?", "Chet: 10, maybe 20 yards. It's hard to tell.", "Sy: How long would it take you to run to the nearest gas station, get a gas can, fill it with gas, run back, and pour it into the ambulance?", "Chet: With my asthma? Too long.", "Sy: Then you're gonna have to perform this operation on your own, Chet.", "Chet: What?! No! No, I'm a paramedic, I --", "Sy: You're whatever God needs you to be. And right now, she needs you to be a top-notch heart surgeon.", "Sal: Attention, staff. I'm doing air quotes as I say this.", "Owen: Excuse me. Can I help you?", "[ Gasps ]", "You're international pop superstar Madonna!", "Madonna: The one and only.", "Owen: What brings you to our little hospital, Madonna?", "Madonna: You know how doctors are always the unsung heroes. I want to make them the sung heroes by singing about them. So I guess I'm here for a little inspiration.", "Owen: Well, allow me to give you the V.I.P. tour, Madonna.", "Madonna: All right.", "Owen: Oh, Madonna. I have always wanted to ask you, what is Michael Jackson like?", "Madonna: Well, off-camera, he was surprisingly fat.", "Glenn: Hey, Lola.", "Lola: Hey.", "Glenn: I heard about your \"dilemon.\" Well, how about we make some \"dilemonade?\" You don't have to miss out. I can teach you how to dance.", "Lola: You can do that by tonight?", "Glenn: Watch this. Oh, here we go. Turn around.", "Lola: Whaa! What! How did...", "Glenn: Hey. Meet me in the hospital dance rehearsal room in an hour. We got work to do.", "Lola: Oh.", "Sy: All right, if I understand how these things go, the first thing you need is something to cut with.", "Chet: Nothing like that here. Oh, wait! I've got an idea.", "Sy: Now, you'll need something to sterilize with.", "Chet: I've got some wite-out and a trojan extra ribbed condom. Mommy said I'd never get a chance to use this. I guess mommy can burn in hell. I'm the man who's gonna save your life!! Don't be scared!!", "Owen: See, Madonna, there's tons of inspiring stuff in a hospital. Take these elevators -- I can think of plenty of things that rhyme with elevator -- calculator, smell ya later, alligator.", "Madonna: Mm, what else?", "Owen: Space invader, decorator.", "Valerie: Oh, God. Is that Madonna with Owen?", "Chief: Yes, it is. And you and she can share a room in hell, unless you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior within the next three hours.", "[ Upbeat music plays ]", "Glenn: No.", "No, no, no! Not so controlled. Attack it! Attack it! Attack it! Seduce us! Damn it!", "Lola: I don't know!", "Glenn: Turn around.", "Lola: Whaa! Whoa! Whoa! No! That's not what I signed on for! Is that even dance?", "Glenn: Are you questioning me? I studied at the Alvin Ailey dance company for 16 years.", "Lola: Really?", "Glenn: Racist! I'm not gonna dignify that with an answer, but I did and you are a racist.", "Lola: I'm sorry. I just -- you're right. It's just -- God, dance is as foreign to me as Mario Andretti.", "Glenn: Racer. I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response, but I will -- He is a racecar driver. Lola, listen to me. I know it's hard, but you got to trust me on this. Relax. This is all part of the dance.", "Lola: Okay.", "Glenn: All right.", "Lola: Oh. Yeah, okay. Yeah. That's all part of the dance.", "Chet: Listen, I got the chest open, but I hit a road block at the rib cage.", "Sy: All right, you need something that says bone saw or rib spreader.", "Chet: Alls I've got is the bone saw and rib spreader that God gave me.", "Glenn: And one and two, and one and two, and one and I want to make love to you right now.", "Lola: What are you doing?", "Glenn: It's called an adagio. These are basic dance moves that include speaking the line \"I want to make love to you right now.\" Maybe you're not ready for this staff dance.", "Lola: I'm sorry I wasted your time.", "Glenn: Wastist!", "Lola: No, Glenn! Wait! I-I was scared. Please, don't give up on me. I was ready to give up, but then I saw you rip off those warmers and I just --", "Glenn: Shh. Now that you're ready to work, as a dancer... Lola: Mm-hmm.", "Glenn: ...I want you to insert this diaphragm. And as a dancer, try not to make it all weird.", "Chief: [ Laughs ]", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Oh, my gosh! Here we go. Okay, three, two, one. I'm ready, Jesus! Jesus? Ready. [ Sighs ] Aww, nuts.", "Sy: Have you gotten through the rib cage yet?", "Chet: [ Grunts ] Oh, whoopsie! Looks like I got through a while ago.", "Sy: Well done, Bearded Clam. You're great.", "Valerie: Here you go, Chet.", "Chet: Oh, thanks, val.", "Valerie: 'Cause I thought you'd be thirsty.", "Chet: Whoo! Got to get this finished in time to take a shower before the big dance. So I can dance with chief.", "Valerie: Well, I've already had a shower, so if you want, I can do this?", "Chet: Oh, you know what? That would be great.", "Valerie: I'm also a trained heart surgeon, so that works.", "Chet: Oh, very cool. Okay. Let me get out of your way.", "Valerie: All right.", "Chet: Good luck.", "Valerie: Thanks.", "Lola: Whoo, yeah. I think I've got the hang of it. Thanks, Glenn. Dancing sure makes me feel... Relaxed.", "Glenn: Well, it does do that. Oh, and one other note. You don't have to call out \"Oh, God!\" at the end of every dance. No, you can just shout out anything you want.", "Lola: Okay.", "Glenn: Just don't use the \"N\" word, that's my thing.", "Lola: Okay.", "Madonna: Nothing, nothing. I give up. I don't have my song.", "Owen: Aw.", "Madonna: I guess I just have to accept the fact that I'm another 100-hit wonder.", "Dori: Can we get a hand over here?!", "Owen: What is it?", "Valerie: All right, give me 50cc of propylene glycol.", "Owen: Madonna?", "Dori: Do you think he's gonna make it, Dr. Flame?", "Owen: You see something, girl?", "Valerie: I don't know, Dori. We never know, do we? We just do our best.", "Owen: Did you see something, Madonna?", "Valerie: We're just people behind these masks. People behind these masks.", "Madonna: People behind these masks. That's it. I have my song.", "Owen: Did you see a situation that inspired you?", "[ Upbeat music plays ]", "Have you seen Glenn and Lola dancing?", "Dori: No.", "Owen: They're amazing!", "Dori: [ Gasps ] Wow!", "Lola: Wow, I'm so relieved that we hired look-alikes to dance for us.", "Glenn: That's not dancing.", "♪ Tell me, what you gonna do ♪ ♪ when love's on your door... ♪", "Sy: Hi. I thought you were gonna change and shower.", "Chet: I did.", "Sy: Well, the chief is right over there. Go get her.", "Chet: Uh, I-I don't know how.", "Sy: Okay. Uh...Breaker, breaker. This is the Boston strangler.", "Chet: 10-4, good buddy. This is the Bearded Clam, over.", "Sy: Bearded Clam, just go over there and be yourself.", "Chet: Myself. My true secret self.", "Sy: Well, maybe not that.", "Chet: Chief? Those are chief's clothes! Oh, my God! She's ascended to heaven!", "Chief: Hey, everybody! The scripture is a liar, so let's strip down and party!", "[ Cheers and applause ]", "Owen: Everyone, can I have your attention, please?", "I've got a very special treat for you. With the world premiere of her brand-new song about what amazing doctors we are, please welcome my hero, Madonna!", "Lola: What's he talking about?", "[ Cheers and applause ]", "Madonna: Thank you.", "This song is called, \"The People Behind These Masks.\"", "Dori: That's us.", "Madonna: Give me a 6/8 blues riff.", "Valerie: 6/8, yes!", "Madonna: ♪ dance, dance ♪ ♪ everybody, dance ♪ ♪ get on the floor and get your dance ♪ ♪ you, get on the floor, open the door ♪ ♪ and beat is the music, is the song ♪ ♪ that is beat ♪ ♪ you know it, do it ♪ ♪ Pillsbury dough it, take the bullet ♪", "Lola: Wow. She really gets what it's like to be a doctor.", "Madonna: ♪ take the beat, use your feet ♪ ♪ dance ♪ ♪ do your dance, do your dance with a song ♪ ♪ do your dance, do your dance ♪ ♪ balloons take the take ♪ ♪ they take on the make 'cause they're in, out ♪ ♪ it's the song that's going to end ♪ ♪ it's the song that's going, stop the song ♪", "[ Cheers and applause ]", "Thank you. What else do you want to hear? \"Material Girl\"? \"Like a Virgin\"?", "Glenn: No. Let's hear something from the public domain. How about \"When The Saints Go Marching In\"?", "[ Cheering ]", "It's probably safer.", "Lola: Yeah.", "Madonna: Hit it.", "♪ Oh, saints, saints, saints ♪ ♪ oh, saints go ♪", "All: ♪ go marching in ♪", "Madonna: ♪ when the saints ♪", "All: ♪ go marching in ♪", "Madonna: ♪ go marching in ♪", "All: ♪ oh, I want to be in that number ♪ ♪ oh, when the saints go marching in ♪", "Madonna: ♪ do the saints go to heaven? ♪ ♪ take a saint four, five, six, seven ♪", "All: ♪ go marching in ♪", "Madonna: ♪ saint, saint, go, go ♪", "All: ♪ saint, saint, saint ♪", "Madonna: ♪ saints go march ♪ ♪ they all march to April, may, and march ♪ ♪ Peter, Paul, Mary, John ♪ ♪ saints one and all ♪ ♪ take them down, put them in a pie ♪ ♪ saints, I'm not lost ♪ ♪ you figure it out ♪ ♪ you're the one that's dumb ♪", "Sal: Attention, staff. You call it dancing, I call it tomahto. That is all." ]	Childrens Hospital	04x02	Staff Dance	bunniefuu
Childrens_Hospital_04x05.json	[ "While filming an episode of Childrens Hospital, Lynn Williams and Dixie Peters have a romantic rivalry over the director, David Wain, who has divorced the former and married the latter. Meanwhile, Rob Heubel tries to hide his medical condition from the show's crew in order to keep his job with the help of Cutter Spindell." ]	[ "Lola: Oh! I think it's working.", "Glenn: Don't break open the champagne just yet. This may look straightforward, but there's a lot going on behind the scenes. Anything...can...happen. But it didn't, and we are done! Sew her up! Okay. Thanks, everybody.", "Cat: Wow, Glenn. That was so amazing. I'm so impressed.", "Glenn: Oh, any pediatrician can throw in a kid's heart. It's the stuff you've been doing lately -- that's the real stuff.", "Cat: Yeah? What stuff do you mean?", "Glenn: A-all. All of it.", "Cat: You think?", "Glenn: Oh, I don't have to think, I feel.", "David: And cut. Cut! I said cut, cut, cut, cut.", "Dixie: Sorry, I didn't hear you.", "David: Obviously you did hear me, 'cause you responded the third time I said it.", "Dixie: Maybe if you said it louder the first time, then it wouldn't be an issue.", "David: There's no issue, honey. My wife, everybody. I guess I made my own bed, right? [ Laughs ] Moving on. Hallway scene, let's go.", "Lynn: Sorry, David, David. One sec. Um, I just, uh... I hate to be that actress, you know, and I just -- but I have to say, and I know you have so much other stuff to worry about, but, you know, why am I just a glorified nurse in that scene?", "Jessica: Let me say a word about what the network thinks, okay? You're our anchor.", "Lynn: Uh-huh.", "Jessica: Lynn, you are our anchor.", "Lynn: Right.", "Jessica: You have grown old on this show, audiences know you. We would just like audiences to know Dixie a little more. Has anyone seen my iPad?", "Cutter: Hey, everybody. I'm glad I caught you. This is Jake, my nephew. He's interning here now and he's a huge fan of the show. This is Lynn Williams.", "Jake: I know who you are. Will you sign this?", "Lynn: Of course.", "Jake: I photoshopped it. You're my favorite. You were my favorite five years ago. Right now, Dixie's my favorite. Is Dixie here?", "Cutter: Yeah.", "Jake: I want to meet her next. I also put in Chinese Santa Claus because, like, what does that even mean?", "Cutter: What does that mean?!", "Dixie: You want to come to my dressing room and rehearse in 20 minutes?", "Glenn: Yes, just tell me when and where.", "Dixie: [ Groans ]", "Lynn: Hey, Dixie. Great wedding last week.", "Dixie: You know what? David and I were just so happy to have you there. And thank you so much for the dish towel.", "Lynn: Cut the [Bleep] You and I both know that you got hitched to the director...", "Both: 'Cause you don't have the talent to make it on your own. How long you gonna stay with him, huh?", "Lynn: How did you know what I was gonna...", "Dixie: Say?", "Lynn: Whoa.", "Dixie: Honey, I've been playing out this conversation in my head ever since the wedding. You think I stole your position on the show just like I stole David. Well, guess what. He was given to me by him.", "Both: So why don't you just --", "Lynn: Ohh, see. I've been playing out this conversation my head since it began 30 seconds ago. Two can play at this...", "Dixie: Game.", "Both: Justin...Timber...Bum.", "Dixie: Game on, Lynn. Ms. Williams, them ready for you in studio B.", "Lynn: Game on. Yeah, she on her way. Them talking about some gay man.", "Owen: Dori, what time does that staff meeting start?", "Dori: It started 10 minutes ago. Do you want me to tell them that you're on your way?", "Owen: [ Snoring ]", "Dori: Uh... [ laughs ] Um...Should we cut? He's sleeping again.", "David: Cut! Okay, let's break for brunch and we'll try it again afterward. That's brunch, everybody! One hour for brunch!", "Rob: [ Exhales sharply ] What is wrong with me?", "Cutter: Did you fall asleep again?", "Rob: Yes. Something's definitely off, I can feel it. Ohh! I need a massage. Jake, you're a fan of the show, it'd be a big treat for you.", "Jake: Yes, it would.", "Rob: Oh, good. Get over here. Ahh. Mind the tubes, boy. That dialysis machine is filtering my rotten blood. You tweet that and I'll stab you.", "Mr. Huebel, there's a Dr. Bloomfield waiting for you at reception.", "Rob: [ Sighs ] Send him in.", "Oy, this having a broken kidney is no fun at all.", "Lady Jane: [ Humming ]", "Lynn: Lady Jane, can I ask you a question?", "Lady Jane: [ British accent ] Oh. Anything, ducky.", "Lynn: Oh, good. Ah, well, have you ever felt like someone's edging in on your territory, but there's just nothing you can do about it because she's married to the director?", "Lady Jane: More times than I can count, my dear. I was on a music hall tour with a broad-shouldered Welshman. We were clog dancers, and we pulled in for a two-nighter at Nesbie's place in Haymark. Now, this would before the fire, of course, and there was no ventriloquist!", "[ Laughs ]", "Because Charlie Morton was sloshed in Lambert Square, driving on the right side of the road, which is the wrong side of the road, despite what you colonists might think. And he was having a one-sided conversation with donkey squires, which if you did know donkey squires, you really would know that it's not unusual at all.", "Lynn: I don't know him.", "David: Action.", "Chief: Lola, if you hit my car in the parking lot one more time, I'm gonna smack you.", "Lola: Oh! Chief, you said one more time. I thought I had one more time.", "Chief: Ha, you're right. You got me.", "David: And cut! Great.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Lady Jane: My advice would be to drive a wedge between Dixie and David.", "Dr. Bloomfield: Well, your remaining kidney is essentially gone. You need to stay on your dialysis machine 24 hours a day. If you go off it for even a minute, you could die.", "Rob: Oh, come on. What do you know anyway?", "Dr. Bloomfield: Look, Rob. I'm your doctor. I just tell you what I see in the chart. Ultimately, you'll do what you want to do.", "[ Cellphone vibrates ]", "Oh, I have a robocall from Verizon. I have to take this.", "Rob: What am I going to do? If the producers find out I'm this sick, my career is over.", "Jake: I have an idea where you can stay on your dialysis machine 24/7, still act on the show, and no one will ever know.", "Rob: Speak.", "Jake: Space robots.", "Dixie: It's only been nine and a half minutes, Dr. Ritchie. You're early.", "Ken: I couldn't wait any longer for my appointment, Dr. Black.", "Dixie: I think I have to write you a prescription for romance.", "David: And cut!", "Ken: Aaah!", "David: Did you hear me that time? Was it loud enough?", "Dixie: David, how long have you been standing there?", "David: No, it looks like the scene's in really, really, good shape.", "Dixie: Don't even go there, David. We were clearly just rehearsing.", "David: I'm serious, Dixie. I love it.", "Dixie: David.", "Ken: Thank you, Mr. wain.", "Lynn: Hi. No, hold on. Just one moment. I don't want to be that actress but, you know, I never rehearsed a kissing scene when I was married to you.", "David: Lynn, I can't --", "Lynn: Just -- David, just open your eyes, okay? Dixie has been screwing falcon for months.", "David: I knew it.", "Lynn: I'm so sorry, but I do have an idea for some changes to the love scene that I think you might find interesting.", "Rob: [ Clears throat ]", "Lynn: Okay. Find me.", "C-3PO: Greetings, master David. I am C-3PO, Childrens Hospital's resident protocol droid and this is my counterpart, r2-d2.", "Rob: And I'm Owen Skywalker, Jedi pediatrician. What do you think, David? This could be a really great thing for my character.", "David: No, and that r2 unit looks like it has a bad motivator.", "Rob: Oh, I guess we'll just have to go over his head. Oh, I need slack on my blood tube. Scene 40 on stage 3.", "Ken: Careful, you. I have ways of knowing if you do less than your best.", "Dixie: Oh, my God, what are you doing? You're putting splootches all over my face for my love scene. Why would you do that?", "David: It's new pages. I don't know who wrote them, but from now on, Cat Black has this contagious virus and she's got to be in this plastic bubble.", "Dixie: What? Why? This is so confusing. I don't understand it. I didn't get these pages.", "Lynn: Well, game set, almost match, advantage Lynn. Check and checkmate.", "Dixie: I still have one more ace up my sleeve. First and 10, 35 yards to go.", "Lynn: Game on.", "Dixie: Oh, you game on.", "Lynn: No, you game on. It's game on, not gay mon. Tomayto, tomahto.", "Dixie: [ Gags, coughs ] What is that?", "David: The virus makes your character smell bad.", "Dixie: Does that even show up on TV?", "David: Yes and no. Action!", "Cat: Oh, it's only been nine and a half minutes, Dr. Ritchie. You're early.", "Glenn: I couldn't wait any longer for my appointment, Dr. Black. My God, I want to kiss you so badly right now, but I'd rather not get your deadly virus.", "Cat: I rather die than not be with you, Glenn.", "David: No, no, no. No, no. That's not in the script.", "Lynn: Game off, Dixie. Game off.", "David: Jessica, I am so sorry. I promise you, it will never--", "Jessica: Stop happening? I hope so, David. This is exactly the kind of thing the networks want. Keep it rolling! It was a brilliant idea.", "David: Thank you.", "Cat: It's a miracle! I'm cured!", "Owen: Cat, I'm a Jedi knight, and my droids and I came here to cheer you up.", "David: No, no, no, no. I told him --", "Jessica: I approved it. The Sci-Fi kids will love it.", "Glenn: Can we cut? She smells like a dill weed omelet.", "Lady Jane: Sorry. I always forget that you colonies don't drive indoors. It's our teeth that are the problem, really. And the rain and tea time, Benny hill, the queen.", "Jessica: Wait a minute. That's not r2-d2. Are you on dialysis?", "Rob: I have to be tethered to that machine or I'll die. So I guess my career here is over.", "Dixie: Wait, Rob. The machine is smashed to bits and you seem -- you seem fine.", "Rob: But that doctor said that --", "Dr. Bloomfield: I said that because I knew all you needed was the confidence to believe in yourself. That's all you ever needed. No machine on earth can deliver that.", "Rob: Wait, I really don't understand.", "Dr. Bloomfield: And that's the only thing that you all need. Lynn, it's not about being the bigger star. Everyone can have a good part in the great TV show we call life.", "Lynn: I see that now.", "Dr. Bloomfield: And, David, you definitely direct the elements on the set. But in your own life, you've forgotten the foundation of a relationship is trust. Jessica, beautiful Jessica. You've been work, work, work so much, you've lost sight of what you're working for. Call your mother.", "Jessica: I will, I promise.", "Rob: But seriously, what's going on?", "Dr. Bloomfield: Cutter Spindell.", "Cutter: Yeah, do me.", "Dr. Bloomfield: Make the most of these last 10 days you have left on earth.", "Cutter: Whoa. What?", "Dr. Bloomfield: And, falcon, your thing is the crazy eyes and stuff.", "Ken: You get it?", "Dr. Bloomfield: Dixie Peters, you're doing great. No notes.", "Dixie: Oh, okay. Thanks. Thank you.", "Dr. Bloomfield: And you. Yes, all of you. Don't we all have secrets we keep behind the scenes? Do your doctor know that camera's not rolling?", "Rob: I don't know what the hell's going on.", "[ Jazz music plays ]", "Sal: Attention, staff.", "My name is Bram Strunk and I play Sal Viscuso on \"Childrens Hospital.\" That is all." ]	Childrens Hospital	04x05	Behind the Scenes	bunniefuu
Childrens_Hospital_04x06.json	[ "Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids. A young billionaire doggedly courts an uninterested Lola Spratt." ]	[ "Blake: Does your son ever experience fainting spells? No.", "Blake: I thought you said your son never experienced fainting spells? That is not my son.", "[ \"The Pink Panther\" -style music plays ]", "Owen: Hey, Dori.", "You paged me?", "Dori: Yes, Dr. Maestro. Take a look at this X-ray.", "Owen: That's weird. Hey, kid, you're supposed to unwrap your candy before you eat it. I didn't eat it. I mean, I did. I just can't -- I can't talk about it.", "Owen: Sheesh. Catch all that?", "Dori: Yeah. He said, \"I didn't eat it! I mean, I did. I just -- I can't talk about it.\"", "Owen: Yeah, that's it -- verbatim. Makes me wonder what he's hiding.", "Dori: Yeah. Not me.", "Lola: Ooh, chief, your walker could use some WD-40.", "Chief: Ha, are you kidding me? On my salary, I can't even afford WD-30.", "[ Laughs ]", "I'm joking, of course. I can afford it, technically. It's just that things have been a little tight, financially.", "Lola: Oh. Well, fix the walker.", "Richard: Uh, excuse me, Dr. Spratt?", "Lola: Yes?", "Richard: I never got a chance to properly thank you for the heart transplant eight years ago.", "Lola: Aww. You're welcome.", "Chief: Why, you're Richard Jarvis, aren't you? You're a billionaire!", "Richard: That's right. And every time my new heart beats, I think of you, Lola Adolph Spratt.", "Chief: Interestingly, I, too, am on Google.", "Richard: To show my appreciation, I'd like to give the hospital a brand-new, handcrafted baccarat table, edged in 24-karat gold.", "Lola: Wow, Richard. That is very generous, but I wonder if the hospital couldn't use something a little more lifesaving-ish? We're not impressed with your money.", "Chief: Why, I think it's a great idea, Richard. We'd play so much more baccarat if we had a nice table.", "Richard: Lola, you saved the life of a boy who went on to become the world's youngest billionaire. Don't you think you deserve to enjoy a rich man's game of chance?", "Chief: Yes! We'll take it!", "Richard: Great. I'll have the table flown in on my non-invisible jet.", "Lola: So it's visible. It's a visible jet?", "Richard: Yes, but it's still a jet.", "Beth: [ Speaks indistinctly ]", "Sy: Ta-da! Carrie, it's time for you to meet your helper animal. Daisy is trained to help you do things you can't do for yourself right now like crossing the street, opening the door, keeping you company.", "Carrie: I hope it's a dog.", "Sy: And I hope it's a snake! Because that's what it is! Say hi to Daisy! All right. Relax. Let go. She's very strong. Yep. There we go.", "Beth: Sy, is this your attempt to pinch pennies by not getting a real helper animal?", "Sy: Well, yes and no. Ultimately, yes. I just assume a snake can do everything a dog can do. Daisy, turn on the TV. Huh?", "Carrie: But you did that.", "Sy: Yeah, but what dog do you know that can turn on a TV? And don't say snoopy, 'cause that dog can do anything.", "[ Glass shatters ]", "Daisy, quick! Break a lamp!", "Owen: You listen to me! I got five different kids out there crapping wrapped candy, and nobody's talking. Spill it, you son of a bitch! I don't know how it got there. Leave me alone!", "Lacey: \"Leave me alone.\" Sounds like my ex-husband.", "Owen: Detective Lacey Briggs, I haven't seen you since you divorced my old partner and dedicated your life to hitting on me, his best friend.", "Lacey: Well, let's just say I hate my ex-husband, and I want to have s*x with you.", "Owen: You better watch it. That candy just came out of some sick kid's bottom.", "Lacey: Please. This mouth has been in places your pretty little face wouldn't take a crap on with that nurse's dick.", "Dori: Hmm.", "Lacey: Since when do kids eat candy with the wrappers on them? Is that today's version of streaking?", "Owen: I don't know, because I can't get this punk to talk.", "Lacey: Too bad. Looks like someone's gonna have to go to bed a little early without any bedtime stories. No!", "Owen: Hey! Take it easy, cop! He's just a kid!", "Lacey: Well, I don't want to do it, but someone's gonna have to cancel the pizza party this weekend. Okay, okay! It's from yummy candy corporation, in the Latin quarter.", "Owen: Nice work.", "Lacey: Yeah. I'm good with kids. You should shoot one in me some time. Looks like our next stop -- Latin quarter.", "Owen: Briggs, I can't go with you. I'm not a cop anymore.", "Lacey: Well, then, we're just gonna have to make you one. You promise to back me up, no matter what, till death do us part?", "Owen: I do.", "Lacey: Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you recopped. Don't stop till you drop.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Lola: Richard, if you're trying to impress me --", "Richard: Oh, please. Many baccarat tables have the name \"Lola\" encrusted on them in diamonds. Why? Is it doing anything for you?", "Lola: Richard, you're a teenage boy.", "Richard: Who has the heart of a 40-year-old man. And you put it in me. So, technically, I'm older than you. But, hey, I've got a thing for younger women.", "Lola: It's not working!", "Richard: I grew a mustache for you.", "Lola: [ Sighs ]", "Chief: Well, hello, there, Richard, or is it tom Selleck? I will literally do anything you want! I have no moral compass!", "Beth: Maybe we should just spend the money on a real helper animal, Sy.", "Sy: Oh, don't be silly. Daisy can do things that other animals can't. There you go. Look at that. Is that not cute as hell? They're BFFs!", "Carrie: [ Whimpers ]", "Sy: Let's go get a smoke.", "Beth: Okay.", "Carrie: No! Get away from me!", "Lola: Chief, you've got to stop flirting with Richard.", "Chief: I can't help it. I feel like I have a connection with his money.", "Lola: But money doesn't buy happiness!", "Chief: Shut up!", "[ Gasps ]", "Well...", "Richard: Lola, I just wanted to let you know that I've thought a lot about what you were saying, and, uh, the baccarat table has been returned, and that money is being used to create the Lola Spratt foundation to help the hungry.", "Lola: Oh, Richard, that's awfully generous.", "Chief: That's disgusting! Lola, don't you see what's happening? He's trying to --", "Lola: Shut up!", "Lacey: He'll only be asleep for a few minutes, so we got to move.", "[ Gagging ]", "Lacey: What kind of candy company is this?", "Owen: I don't know.", "Could be a sole proprietorship. Might be an S corp for tax purposes.", "Lacey: They're stuffing those kids with hard candy. But why?", "Owen: I think I know.", "Lacey: Are you gonna tell me, or...", "Lola: I just want it the way that I want it. Go, go, go, go, go. Thank you.", "Chief: Is that a mink coat, you dick?", "Lola: Look, I know what you're thinking, and, yes, Richard bought me this mink.", "Chief: Whatever happened to \"money can't buy happiness\"?", "Lola: Well, Richard says that the figurehead of a high-profile charitable foundation has to look her best. Also, this feels like angels' pubic hair.", "Richard: For you, Lola Spratt, who is not fat. In fact, is very lean.", "Lola: Well, hickory dickory dock, I love my new necklace and my frock.", "[ Laughs ]", "Dicky and I like to mother goose it up sometimes. With all the foundation work, we sometimes just got to take a break and get stupid, you know?", "Richard: Ohh...", "Chief: [Bleep] the both of you.", "Lola: [ Gasps ]", "Richard: Oh, hey, don't let her get to you. Listen, since this is your inaugural fundraiser party, I've arranged a very special party favor that only the upper echelons know about. Come with me.", "Lola: Ooh! Oh, my God! Is that a --", "Richard: Yes. A human piñata. It's the new rich rage. All the rich people do it. His belly is full of candy, but not for long.", "Lola: I don't know --", "Richard: Oh, take a few whacks. I promise you, once you've flown first class, you'll never go back to paper-mache.", "Lola: Um...", "Lacey: Freeze, scumbag!", "Owen: And doctor I work with.", "Lacey: You're under arrest for using human beings as piñatas. Using poor kids as party favors? That's wrong.", "Richard: I'm confused. How is it wrong?", "Owen: Because it's a crime!", "Richard: Ah, I see.", "Lola: But it's a victimless crime.", "Lacey: No, ma'am. It's the most victim-full crime I've ever seen in my life!", "Richard: Oh, tomayto, tomahto.", "Owen: Tomayto, tomayto.", "Richard: I guess I'm confused.", "Owen: Okay. Let me try to break this down for you. You see that hitting other kids with sticks is wrong.", "Richard: Yeah, absolutely.", "Owen: So then --", "Richard: Unless they're stuffed with candy.", "Owen: There's the confusion.", "Lola: Oh, okay. Yeah. I see what you're talking about, Owen. Oh, Richard, you're horrible. I'm so sorry. I just got seduced by the money. I mean, feel this coat.", "Lacey: Oh, wow!", "Richard: What's the point of replacing my heart if you're just gonna tear it up again, Lola?", "Lola: Richard, we gave you an organ that pumps blood, but you don't have a heart.", "Richard: Okay. I get it. I bid you all farewell, then. It was nice meeting you all.", "Lola: It was so nice to meet you.", "Owen: Take it easy.", "Lola: Safe travels.", "Beth: Come quick, everyone!", "Sy: Bad snake! Bad snake! Ooh!", "Lola: What?!", "Sy: Well, okay. So, they were hugging. Just hugging.", "Carrie: [ Muffled ] I'm in here!", "Lola: All right, all right. Step back. I got this one. All right.", "[ Grunting ]", "Come on, piñata! Let's go!", "[ Both grunting ]", "Sy: Aaaaaah!", "How was it inside the snake?", "Carrie: Disgusting.", "Sy: Yeah.", "Owen: Hey! Good work on that helper animal.", "Lola: Thanks.", "Owen: You know, we make a pretty good team.", "Lacey: Yeah?", "Owen: I'm almost sorry we can't be together.", "Lacey: Oh, we're together. I had us married during the recopping ceremony.", "Blake: Hey, was that dot-com billionaire Richard Jarvis I saw fly away in a non-invisible jet?", "Lacey: Oh. We should have arrested that guy.", "Owen: Yeah.", "Lacey: Endangerment, kidnapping.", "Owen: Conspiracy, fraud, attempted murder.", "Blake: And now we'll never know where he's been hiding that pink panther diamond.", "[ \"The pink panther\"-style music plays ]", "Sal: Attention, staff.", "Non-invisible cannot be used in place of forceps. That is all." ]	Childrens Hospital	04x06	The Return of the Young Billionaire	bunniefuu
Childrens_Hospital_04x08.json	[ "A promotion for single moms catches the male doctors' attention." ]	[ "Lola: Hey, Glenn, you want to try some peanut brittle?", "Glenn: Uh, no way, Lola. Last time you tried this on me, I opened it and a bunch of snakes popped out.", "Lola: I know. But this time, it's just peanut brittle. I promise.", "Glenn: Hmm. It does look tasty.", "Lola: Yeah.", "Glenn: All right. Cool. I'm gonna try it later.", "Lola: Okay. See you later.", "Glenn: Thank you.", "Blake: You were incredible in there, Owen.", "Owen: Tell me something I don't know.", "Blake: Okay, uh, all interstates that run north-south have odd numbers. Think about it. I-95, I-75.", "Owen: I did not know that.", "Blake: Yeah.", "Owen: Now I know.", "Glenn: [ Sniffs ]", "[ Mid-tempo music plays ]", "It's good.", "Sal: Attention, staff. Ladies get 50% off today. We just came in for an appendectomy because it's so much cheaper tonight.", "And can you give him six flu shots now?", "Just trying to take advantage of the ladies night discount.", "Blake: Can I get some of that? Thank you.", "Glenn: Ladies night is the perfect night to meet women because it combines their two favorite things.", "Blake: Cooking and cleaning?", "Glenn: No.", "Owen: Ryan gosling and rice pudding?", "Glenn: No.", "Blake: Tattoo and tattoo removal?", "Glenn: No. Saving money and taking care of their kids. It is the perfect night to have sx with vulnerable babes.", "[ Laughs ]", "Cat: Ladies night sucks.", "All the guys turn into walking, talking guys with penises.", "Lola: Yeah!", "Owen: I cannot wait to dive into some of this single-mom tail.", "Glenn: [ Laughs ]", "Lola: If men can't respect us women as smart and powerful colleagues that we are, then they don't deserve to be around us.", "Cat: That's right. I mean, girl doctors can be just like real doctors if we were only given a chance.", "Lola: Let's get out of here.", "Cat: Yeah.", "Dori: Wait, doctors. You have patients waiting.", "Cat: Not now, Dori! We're getting out of here!", "Dori: Oh.", "Glenn: So, tell me, did it hurt? Yes. My tummy hurts.", "Glenn: I am not talking to you! So, did it hurt when you fell down from heaven? Because falls like that tend to hurt... Stacy.", "Owen: Oh. It's a good thing I know how to do CPR on myself because you take my breath away... Stacy.", "Blake: I'm a very giving person, both in my medical practice and my relationships. I'm looking for a special lady to share that with... \"stomach cramps.\"", "Stacy: What is going on here? Are you gonna look at my son or...?", "[ Men chuckle ]", "Glenn: You have a voice -- a voice like a hummingbird.", "Blake: I'm a serial monogamist.", "Glenn: I like that you care.", "You know, so many people nowadays don't care anymore.", "Owen: I bleach my teeth.", "Stacy: His stomach started to hurt --", "Blake: You're a natural storyteller.", "Owen: I'll take a look at your son. I don't --", "Owen: I have a speedboat.", "Sy: Dr. Richie. A woman has specifically requested you by name.", "Glenn: Sy, please. This child needs my help.", "Sy: No, you don't understand. She said you were the handsomest, smartest doctor in the hospital!", "Glenn: I got to go.", "Blake: So, uh, is there a Mr. stomach cramps? Whoa!", "Owen: Don't worry. You're in Dr. Maestro's hands now. Good, 'cause my stomach really hurts!", "Owen: I am not talking to you!", "Stacy: [ Chuckles ]", "Glenn: The doctor is in, and I hear someone needs an injection of -- mom?! What are you doing here? What does it look like I'm doing here? I'm having a baby.", "Glenn: You're pregnant? You think I'm this fat all the time? Oh, thank you very much, Mr. man.", "Glenn: Why didn't you tell me you were pregnant?! I didn't want to worry you. The bottom line is I'm having this baby tonight, and God forbid I should want my doctor son to deliver his sibling.", "Glenn: But it's ladies night. So your mother's not a lady now? I have an engorged vg1n*, but that's not enough to convince my son that I'm a lady.", "Glenn: Fine. You're a lady.", "Lola: I'm proud to be a woman. Oh, let's get some fish tacos!", "Cat: Well, yelp says the best ones are at this bar in the market district.", "Lola: Isn't that a low-income neighborhood?", "Cat: Honey, the best ones usually are.", "Both: Girl power!", "Dori: Me, too! Girl power!", "Stacy: Well, I certainly didn't come here expecting this to happen.", "Owen: [ Chuckles ]", "Stacy: It's all so overwhelming.", "[ Clears throat ]", "Owen: That's for you.", "Stacy: Is it your phone number?", "Or let me guess -- is it your e-mail address? I'm on e-mail now. My nephew's got me all set up on e-mail.", "Owen: No, it's a prescription for your kid.", "Stacy: Oh.", "Owen: Oh, I'm sorry.", "Stacy: Yeah?", "Owen: It also might cause diarrhea.", "♪ I say tomato ♪ ♪ you say it's over ♪", "Lola: [ Scoffs ] \"Ladies night.\" Oh, brother.", "Cat: Let's just find a seat. Make the best of it. ♪ I think we ought to ♪ I wouldn't sit there, ladies. This table's reserved.", "Lola: For who?!", "Chief: For me! Oh, hey, ladies! Paco! A round for my coworkers.", "Lola: Chief, what are you doing here?", "Chief: I think the question is what are you gals not doing here every night like I am here? I come here every night. Yep, this is my favorite place to gather with my fellow sistas and celebrate the female experience.", "Cat: Are you saying that this place is entirely guy-free?", "Chief: You bet your sweet ass it is. Hey, and now that I'm seeing that thing, you do have an exceptionally sweet ass.", "Lola: It is so nice to finally get a female's perspective on such topics as Cat's ass. Ladies, I think we've come to the right place.", "Sal: Attention, staff. Keep your laws and, more immediately, your hands off my body.", "Glenn: I'm missing the fun! Glen!!", "Glenn: Coming! Ohh! Where were you?", "Glenn: I was gone for two seconds, mom. Geez. You never call. You never check my cervix.", "Glenn: I just checked your cervix! You're six centimeters! Would it kill you to check again? It is so much for a mother to want her son to check her dilation with regular frequency? Oh, by the way. Since you gave me the epidural, I can't tell if I soiled the sheets or not.", "Glenn: I can.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[ Up-tempo music plays ]", "[ Cheering ]", "Ohh! Yes! Shh, shh, shh, shh.", "Lola: [ Sighs ]", "[ Indistinct shouting ]", "Pistore! Pistore.", "[ Cheering ]", "Ugh.", "[ Indistinct shouting ]", "Whoo!", "Chief: Well, Cat, I got you a plate of rice and beans. Best I could do. I can't believe we're out of fish tacos.", "Cat: Just my luck. I feel like I've been waiting forever to get my mouth on a fish taco, and I don't know if it will ever happen.", "[ Breathes heavily ]", "Blake: Hi.", "I know you're hurting right now. I get it. I'd like to take you out for a cup of coffee. Let me give you my Internet name. I'm all set up on e-mail.", "Blake: Whoa!", "Stacy: Excuse me!", "Sy: Yes?", "Stacy: This is supposed to be a half-priced hospital for ladies. Instead, it feels like a pickup joint!", "Sy: Oh, no, no. Of course this is a hospital! Please! Let's go to my office. You could put your feet up. I've got weed.", "Stacy: Ladies night is a sham! Let's get the hell out of here!", "Sy: Oh, no. She's right. Get away. Come on. Please don't go! How about 60% off? A free mammogram!", "Owen: Ladies! Where you going? The night's just getting started! Sy's got weed!", "Glenn: Aah! Now push, ma! I've been pushing out babies since before you were born -- right before.", "Glenn: You never respect my professional opinion. Ow! I think I'm crowning! Get in there! Push it aside! I don't want a tear!", "Glenn: I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna be sick. Can you see if the baby has any hair?", "Glenn: Honestly, mom, I can't tell where your massive pubic thicket ends and the baby's head begins. Okay. Here it comes!", "[ Screaming ]", "Glenn: [ Screams ]", "This is a nightmare come true!", "[ Baby crying ]", "Hey. It's a girl! Here comes the placenta!", "Glenn: Huh?", "Cat: Wait a second.", "Chief: What?", "Cat: I'm getting a weird feeling that you're a lesbian.", "Chief: You're not? But you're wearing a belt.", "Cat: I just thought this was about sisterhood.", "Chief: [ Gags ]", "Cat: I know. It's, like, kind of cheesy.", "Chief: Oh, my God! I think the fish tacos were contaminated!", "Cat: You all have food poisoning! I'm a physician. I know this. Let's get you all to a hospital.", "Chief: My girls can't afford a hospital. These are low-income lesbians. Most hospitals charge twice as much as they can pay.", "Lola: Well, I know just where we can go!", "Chief: Of course!", "Both: Starbucks!", "Lola: Okay!", "Cat: But then we'll go to Childrens, obviously.", "Chief: [ Mumbles ]", "Blake: Ladies!", "Sy: Paying customers!", "Owen: We are back in business!", "Sy: Preparing! Let's go, gentlemen!", "Glenn: [ Chuckles ] What are you gonna name her? Not up to me.", "Glenn: You want me to name her? Not up to you, either. Is this her? Here she is! Helen, we can't thank you enough for doing this.", "Glenn: You're a surrogate?! I had to do something for money. I'm still paying off your medical-school fees.", "Glenn: Mom, I can pay off my own loans! I make six figures a year! Why couldn't you be a doctor like your brother?", "Cat: Well, I'm glad you stopped vomiting.", "Chief: Well, you better believe I won't be having fish tacos again... for at least three days.", "Cat: I didn't mean to lead you on.", "Chief: Of all the low-income lesbian fish-taco joints, huh? But you know, I have enjoyed getting to know you a little better outside of work.", "Cat: Yeah, me too.", "Chief: Thanks.", "Chief: Cat, you're getting my purse totally wet. What are you gonna do about that?", "Cat: I think when I leaned in to kiss you, I must have knocked this glass of water over.", "Chief: It's really my fault.", "Cat: I'm so sorry, um... Um... we -- I'm so sorry. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's some paper towels over there.", "Chief: In the dispenser. Yeah. That's okay. I'll -- it'll -- I'm sure I can just kind of blot it with this blanket.", "♪ She says I'm crazy ♪ ♪ I said, \"oh, really?\" ♪ ♪ I'm gonna jump on you on the bed ♪ ♪ make me a cradle ♪ ♪ hold me instead ♪ ♪ I'm not gonna say it ♪ ♪ okay, I'll say it ♪ ♪ flying over stars ♪ ♪ over to your room ♪ ♪ I'm caught in an ice storm ♪ ♪ caught in your eyes ♪ ♪ I'm losing my mind ♪ ♪ but winning you ♪ ♪ send me you on Saturday ♪ ♪ the best day ♪ ♪ I want to get to you tonight ♪", "Sal: Attention, staff. Hey, hey, hey, hey, ladies! Get funky." ]	Childrens Hospital	04x08	Ladies Night	bunniefuu
Childrens_Hospital_04x09.json	[ "Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him." ]	[ "Glenn: Well, I have some good news, and I have some bad news. Bad news is, the cancer has spread to the brain. The good news is, it's carnivale!", "[ Laughs ]", "Lola: It just feels so right to be back together again.", "Why did we ever break up in the first place?", "Owen: I don't know. Oh -- I cheated on you a number of times.", "Lola: Right. Well, mister, if you cheat on me one more time, I will not repeat this cycle of abuse and trust yet again.", "Dr. Spratt: She has daddy issues.", "Lola: Maxine.", "Dr. Spratt: Luckily, our father died before he could destroy my confidence and perfect looks.", "Lola: What are you doing here, Maxine? Why are you dressed like a doctor?", "Dr. Spratt: Because I suddenly am one, proving once again that I can do anything you can do -- only prettier. Hi. I'm Dr. Maxine Spratt, Lola's much younger sister. You're supposed to show me the ropes today?", "Owen: That's a coincidence because I showed old Lola the ropes here about 10 years ago.", "Dr. Spratt: I'll be better at it -- smarter, prettier, more confident. You know the drill by now.", "[ Giggles ]", "So, where are these ropes?", "Owen: They're by the tomahtoes.", "Glenn: I feel weird about doing this in front of the patient. I mean, the poor girl was abandoned here this morning. We don't even have a name.", "Valerie: Don't worry. She's in a coma.", "Glenn: Yeah. Well, what about Blake?", "Valerie: Blake, Glenn and I are going out. Do you know what that means?", "Blake: Well, yeah, sort of. I mean, kids today say they're going out, but what does that even mean, you know? It's like, \"Where are you going?\" \"Out.\"", "Valerie: No, I mean, do you know what that means for you and me? We're breaking up.", "Blake: Oh. Well, that is unexpected -- mostly because we weren't dating. Wait -- were we dating?", "Valerie: Goodbye, Blake.", "Blake: Oh, man.", "Glenn: Uh, sidebar, if I may?", "Blake: Permission granted.", "Glenn: She's gone.", "Dori: Sy, what's all this?", "Sy: In a nutshell -- years ago, my ex-wife and I were a covert team of assassins for a secret government agency.", "Dori: Got it.", "Sy: I hated the life and got out. My wife went rogue.", "Dori: That's not good.", "Sy: She pledged she'd kill me by my 60th birthday, which is today, so I'm installing this hospital-wide security system.", "Dori: Oy, Sy. Happy birthday. I have to needlepoint you something.", "Sy: I'm a 42 short.", "Beth: So, every 10 minutes, the alarm goes off, and then you have 10 seconds to press this button, or the patient will die.", "Lola: Well, what does the button do?", "Beth: I don't know. You're the doctor.", "Lola: Yes, I am a doctor. And this job seems more suited to a monkey or a common nurse in a zoo.", "[ Rapid beeping ]", "Ohh! Fine!", "[ Beeping stops ]", "[ Sighs ]", "I'm sorry I called you a monkey.", "Beth: Look, we go through a lot of intense stuff here every day, so let's just chalk it up to that and move on.", "Lola: Okay. Cool.", "Beth: Remember, every 10 minutes.", "Lola: Oh. 10 minutes. And done.", "Valerie: We have to find our missing coma girl. I mean -- wait. Blake's watching. Put your hand down my pants or something.", "Glenn: What?! No! What is your deal with Blake, anyway? I mean, how could you guys date without him even knowing it?", "Valerie: We never dated. I just told him we did so I could have the fun of breaking up with him. He's looking again. Just...give me a hickey.", "Glenn: Oh, fine.", "Valerie: This used to be us.", "Blake: When?", "Owen: Well, unless I miss my guess, this is Lyme disease.", "Dr. Spratt: I agree -- she's not good enough for you.", "Owen: Huh?", "Dr. Spratt: What? Oh. Sorry. When you said \"disease\" I thought you said \"Lola\" and I just discovered a cure. Me.", "[ Pager beeping ]", "Lola: Damn!", "[ Sighs ]", "Whoo! Ugh!", "[ Panting ]", "[ Rapid beeping ]", "[ Beeping stops ]", "[ Sighs ]", "Too close, Lola. Too close.", "Sy: All right, Dori. I'm finished. Now, where are we with the extra security guards I ordered?", "Dori: There's one in front of each --", "Sy: Double them.", "Dori: Let me finish!!", "Sy: Sorry.", "Dori: Thank you. Before you interrupted me, I was going to say, there's one in front of each door.", "Sy: Thank you. Double them.", "[ Electricity crackles ]", "Dori: Hey, Sy... these wires have been cut.", "Sy: She's already here.", "[ Power shuts off ]", "Wow!", "Chet: You called for me, pretty doctor?", "Lola: Yes, Chet. I need you to press this button every 10 minutes. I'll pay you.", "Chet: Oh. With kissies?", "Lola: With money.", "Chet: W-will you at least give the money kissies?", "Lola: Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. Whatever.", "Chet: Whatever. She'll do whatever. She'll do whatever.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Blake: I feel like if you guys hadn't been making out, the patient wouldn't have slipped away.", "Valerie: We weren't making out.", "Blake: Val, I'm starting to think that you're messing with my head. Ohh!", "Valerie: [ Sighs ] Well, Blake's been punched.", "Glenn: Uh, good. So, what do you say you and I --", "Valerie: Yes. Set him up in the room, put fake blood in his mouth and on the bed, and convince him that he ate the patient.", "Glenn: Or I was gonna say hang out, but, you know, okay. Yeah. Hey.", "Blake: What the hell?! Ohh!", "[ Groans ]", "Valerie: Well, Blake's been punched again.", "Thoughts?", "Owen: I feel kind of weird about this.", "Dr. Spratt: Yeah, it's really weird to just stare at each other for so long. I'm just really good at it.", "Owen: No, I feel kind of weird because of Lola.", "Dr. Spratt: You're obsessed with my sister! Okay. [ Chuckles ] Look, I'm gonna level with you, Owen. When Lola was born, God said, \"Unh-unh. Do-over. I said in my image.\" And then he got straight to work on this business right here. Now kiss me!", "Sal: Attention, staff. Will Chet the paramedic please stop whatever he's doing and report to the E.R.?", "Lola: Damn it! The button!", "[ Scoffs ]", "Ugh! Oh... aahh! Okay, what?! Oh, God. Oh, come on! This is a children's hospital! Move it!", "[ Rapid beeping ]", "[ Beeping stops ]", "[ Sighing ] Ohhh! This is really pushing my buttons.", "[ Laughs ]", "But it is.", "Glenn: Valerie, Blake is never gonna believe that he ate this girl.", "Valerie: I know. We'll hide her under the bed and we'll coat the inside of his mouth with food. That way, he has a taste in his mouth. Do you have food on you? I have breath mints and half a hot dog. Which one do you think tastes more like people?", "Glenn: Hot dog, but there's a larger issue here. You're clearly obsessed with Blake. I mean, sure, you make fun of him, but you're logging a lot of hours doing it. And now she's gone again.", "Sal: The hospital is currently on lockdown. If you are seen leaving the room you are in, you will be fired.", "Lola: [ Groans ]", "[ Sighs ]", "I wonder if that's a size 4. Hmm. Awesome.", "[ Grunting ]", "Owen: No!", "No, Maxine, I can't do this. Lola's my girlfriend. Plus, it's worth mentioning that your mouth tastes like people. What kind of mints do you use?", "Dr. Spratt: Hot-dog mints. Why?", "Lola: Oh, Owen.", "Dr. Spratt: You're choosing that over me?", "Owen: Yes, Maxine. Lola is the one for me. Sure, you're prettier and you're smarter, and you're probably a better doctor, and you're younger and you're interesting...", "Sy: Can I help you, little girl? Ohhh. So, when your mother said she \"lost the baby,\" she really meant she gave it to the agency to program in order to activate to kill me on my 60th birthday. You look a lot like her. This is no life for a little girl. You should be in a playground, being pushed on a swing by your daddy. And here's the worst part -- you're never gonna have a chance to tell your mom that I said hello.", "Owen: ...And you're fun and I'm happier when I'm around you than I am when I'm with Linda.", "Lola: \"Lola.\"", "[ Alarm beeping ]", "Oh! Ugh! Damn! I really wanted to see where this was going. Got to go.", "Owen: And you're funny, we like to watch the same TV shows, and you don't wear those stupid glasses that she wears.", "[ Both grunting ]", "[ Rapid beeping ]", "[ Beeping stops ]", "Lola: What?", "I don't get it. There are no wires? What? This button wasn't even connected to anything. Or perhaps it was connected to everything.", "Lola: What? How did -- well, how are you...? Everything is connected, Lola. There can be no loose ends. Maybe everything starts out connected, and life is about trying to remember that.", "Valerie: I've realized it now. I'm in love with you. But the only way I can express myself is by doing really weird things to your mind.", "Blake: I know that now. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Ugh! Maybe we all started out connected.", "[ Both grunting ]", "And we're just trying to get back there. N-no, no, no. Let's not ruin this.", "Lola: I'm so sorry. It's fine.", "Dori: Aaaaaah!", "Sy: Dori. Dori! It's okay. It's all right. This is my daughter. I did this.", "Dori: Let me guess -- your wife sent her to kill you in her place?", "Sy: Well, that's exactly right.", "Dori: Oh, that reminds me -- I just needlepointed you a new tweed jacket.", "Sy: Thank you.", "Sal: Attention, staff.", "Remember, this is all taking place in a Puerto Rican midget's fart." ]	Childrens Hospital	04x09	A Kid Walks in to a Hospital	bunniefuu
Childrens_Hospital_04x10.json	[ "The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled, as Sy struggles to turn the hospital's fortunes around, Owen relentlessly hits on Lola, and the Simon Wiesenthal Center tracks Joseph Mengele." ]	[ "This hospital is hemorrhaging money because you spent $2 million to put a helicopter on the roof.", "Sy: In all fairness, where was I gonna put it? In the basement?", "[ Laughs ]", "I'd say \"Keep your day job,\" but I'm firing you from it.", "Sy: No, please. Just give me another chance. A little more time, I can turn this hospital around. One year. One more year, starting in... 10...9...8... Better get going.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "All: 4...3...2...1... Happy new year!", "[ All cheering ]", "Owen: Lola, my new year's resolution is to get you to go out with me, and you can't say no.", "Lola: No.", "Owen: You can't --", "Glenn: How's the new boyfriend, Cat?", "Cat: Who -- Johnny?", "Oh, I had to dump him. He sold all my rollerblades for drugs. You know, weed?", "Glenn: No, I do not know weed, but I do know Dr. Joe's famous cake lollipops. I mean, these things are addictive!", "Cat: Mmm!", "Dr. Joe: You know what else is addictive?", "Glenn: What's that?", "Dr. Joe: Love.", "Glenn: Love.", "Dr. Joe: Just ask Robert Palmer.", "Glenn: Hey, don't laugh. I actually could. Bobby Palmer's a friend.", "Blake: Oops. [ Laughs ]", "Dori: Oh! [ Laughs ]", "Blake: That was a little intimate, huh, Dori?", "Dori: No worries, Dr. Downs. I don't think I can get pregnant from that.", "[ Both laugh ]", "Sy: Come on, Sy -- think!", "You've got to save this hospital.", "Owen: I got to do a lot of traveling last year -- lots. Yeah, I'd love to do some more traveling this year. If there's one thing I love, it's tourism.", "Dori: You want to make some real money, stock trading is a real moneymaker.", "Cat: She said, \"The only thing faster than a taxi is a helicopter.\"", "Owen: Tourism.", "Dori: Moneymaker. Cahelicopter.", "Owen: Tourism.", "Dori: Moneymaker. Cahelicopter.", "Owen: Tourism.", "Dori: Moneymaker.", "Cat: Helicopter.", "Owen: Tourism... Dori: Is a moneymaker...", "Cat: With a helicopter.", "Sy: That's it! I'll rip all of my DVDs on a new hard drive. That'll free up shelf space.", "Glenn: Hey, Sy. You ever think about making the hospital extra money by using the helicopter for tourists and commuters?", "Sy: That'll work, too!", "Glenn: [ Laughing ] Hey!", "Owen: Happy Valentine's day, Lola. Imagine these cups are our privates, filled with hot liquid, clinking together.", "Lola: No.", "Dr. Joe: Lollicakes for lovers. Anybody want?", "Glenn: Oh-ho, Dr. Joe. You make this saving-life crap worthwhile. This guy's a master baker! Excuse me. Excuse me. Is this where I get the helicopter to downtown?", "Owen: Uh...", "Sy: Uh, sir? Yes, it is. Yes, it is. You must have read our ad. Please, follow me to the roof.", "Cat: I mean, I'm just so confused, because Kevin wants to take me out for Valentine's day, but I've been feeling weird about him ever since he stabbed me and my swim teacher. What should I do?", "Lola: I say, move on dot org.", "Blake: Well, Dori, that was a little intimate.", "Dori: No worries, Dr. Downs. I don't think I'll get pregnant from that.", "[ Both laugh ]", "Glenn: Hey, kids!", "It's the bunny of easter!", "Dr. Joe: Eh, what's up, doc? What's up, nurses?", "Glenn: ♪ lollicakes ♪ ♪ I love 'em ♪", "Owen: Hear me out. Why don't you just let me fertilize your easter eggs?", "Lola: No! No!", "Cat: Dr. Joe, I want you to meet my new boyfriend, Elvis. He's a stockbroker. We're really in love. We're going to my mom's for easter.", "Dr. Joe: Oh, that's terrific! I was worried you were somehow only attracted to criminals, with your dad being in prison and all.", "Cat: Oh. [ Laughs ]", "Blake: Hey, Dori. I just gave the kid in room 3 an extra dose of pitocin. Will you check on him, call me if he has a reaction?", "Dori: No problem. Oh, and also, Dr. Downs, I don't know if you remember what happened in the closet three weeks ago.", "Blake: Let me guess -- you're pregnant?", "Dori: Yeah. I'm sorry.", "Blake: That's fine. It's fine. It's just, you know, that I make a lot of money and I play a lot of golf and I own a lot of cufflinks, and you're, you know... I mean, you get it.", "Dori: I get it -- totally.", "Blake: But I will pay for the child support and the education.", "Dori: Okay.", "Blake: What do you say?", "Dori: Cool.", "Blake: Okay? Great. Just remember to check on the kid in room 3.", "Dori: Okay.", "Blake: Thanks.", "[ Helicopter blades whirring ]", "Sy: Welcome back, folks.", "How was your tour of downtown? Perfect mother's day gift.", "Sy: Ah!", "Owen: [ Grunts ] Lot of baggage, which is something I would never bring to a sexual relationship.", "Lola: Owen, still no.", "Dr. Joe: Hey, everyone! I whipped up some special red, white, and blue lollicakes.", "Glenn: Oh, so good! But why red, white, and blue for mother's day?", "Dr. Joe: Mm. Happy 4th of July, everyone! I had these left over from mother's day.", "Glenn: [ Laughs ] Now, that makes more sense. 4th of July. Mmm! Even stale, they're delicious!", "Owen: Ooh. These are my favorite.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Lola --", "Lola: The answer is no.", "Dr. Joe: Oh, hi, Cat.", "Cat: Oh, hey.", "Dr. Joe: How's your stockbroker boyfriend?", "Cat: Turns out he wasn't a stockbroker. He was a full-time rapist.", "Dr. Joe: Ouch!", "Cat: I know. Thanks so much for asking. Sometimes I think of you as, like, a father, but, of course, not in prison, like my real dad.", "Dr. Joe: Aw. I'm touched. I've run many prisons.", "Cat: Hmm?", "Dr. Joe: And I should in one, but I'm not in one at the moment.", "[ Both laughing ]", "My son's been throwing up all night.", "Dori: Okay, fill out these forms, please. We're on a 3:30 flight to Phoenix.", "Dori: Okay, boarding pass, I.D...", "Blake: Dori, file these, please. And tell me when the baby comes out, okay? So I can give you a check or whatever.", "Dori: Okay, will do. Okay, you are all set. Gate 1, upstairs. Is he allergic to any medications?", "Glenn: [ Sighs ] I am having a summertime love affair with you, miss Thang.", "[ Laughs ]", "Dr. Glenn Richie?", "Glenn: Can I help you? The question is, can you help me? My name is Elliot Leizman, and I'm with the Simon Wiesenthal Center. My job's to track down Nazi war criminals who are believed to be in hiding here in Brazil.", "Glenn: Which, of course, as we both know, is where we are -- Brazil. Number 1 on our list is Dr. Josef Mengele, the notorious madman who performed unspeakable experiments during the war. He was presumed dead in '79, but till I see a body, I'll search every doctor's office, hospital, and medical lab this side of the Panama canal. So, you asked if you can help me, but I'm asking you, Dr. Richie, can you help me?", "Glenn: [ Gasps ] I've never seen this man before in my entire life. Let me know if you do.", "Glenn: Say it ain't so, Dr. Joe. Say it ain't so.", "Dori: Dr. Richie?", "Glenn: Huh?", "Dori: Could you sign this, please?", "Glenn: Oh, sure.", "Dori: Thanks. ♪ We were young ♪ Hey, Dr. Richie. Why don't you come to the beach with us, Glenn?", "Glenn: Why don't you go to hell?", "♪ But our season's gone and come ♪ ♪ brother, summer, summer ♪ ♪ turn the page now, it's September ♪", "Hey, Dr. Richie. Come to the football game.", "Glenn: I thought I told you to go to hell. ♪ Game is over ♪", "Dori: Dr. Richie, could you sign this form for me -- ♪ Toss your folder ♪", "Owen: The horn of plenty is a native American --", "Lola: No! ♪ Better bundle up... ♪", "Sal: Attention, hospital staff. It's autumn, which means \"to-mah-to\" season. ♪ Gonna be a cold October ♪", "Sy: Sir, barring anything hugely unexpected, we should be in the black in months.", "♪ Make me scream ♪ ♪ the horror and mayhem, I can't describe ♪ ♪ imagine mummies, caskets, too ♪ ♪ bats and owls that go, \"Hoo, Hoo!\" ♪ ♪ graveyards full of tombstones and ghouls ♪", "[ Laughs evilly ]", "Glenn: Hey, hey, hey!", "Great costume. Bobby P.'s a friend.", "Owen: That is a great Howard stern.", "Glenn: Oh, thanks.", "Blake: Dr. Joe, where'd you learn how to bake like this?", "Dr. Joe: Oh, I picked up a lot of stuff in the army -- decades ago. It's about experimenting.", "Blake: Well, you can experiment on me anytime.", "[ Laughter ]", "Blake: Hey, Owen.", "Let me ask you something.", "Glenn: Operator, can you connect me to the Simon Wiesenthal Center? I'll hold.", "Blake: Hey, where's Lola?", "Owen: Oh, she's working the flight to Pittsburgh, won't be back till tomorrow, which is a shame because I was gonna use Halloween as an excuse to finally ask her out.", "Lola: So, ladies, it's Halloween. Pittsburgh is our oyster. You guys want to hit banana Joe's, or do you just want to get dressed up in my room at the Marriott and go from there? Oh, not tonight. You know, my husband and I are opening up a special bottle of Shiraz, and then I'm gonna let him put it up my butt. And my guy's making his famous Halloween dinner, and then we're gonna take a romantic bubble bath, then I'm gonna let him put it up my butt.", "Lola: Well, what about you, Danielle? Wish I could, but Halloween's about spending time with the people who are the constants in your life -- the ones who ask you the same thing over and over again, you say \"No,\" and now you feel bad about it. But happy Halloween. Happy Halloween.", "[ Laughter ]", "Owen: My new year's resolution is to get you to go out with me...", "Imagine these cups are our... Why don't you just let me fertilize your... put it up my butt.", "[ Jet engine roars ]", "Sal: Attention, staff.", "Happy Thanksgiving. The current threat level is burnt sienna.", "Blake: Dori, what are we at?", "Dori: 8 months. Almost there.", "Blake: Okay, good. The cash is ready to go, so don't worry.", "Dori: Great.", "Lola: Owen! Owen! Owen!", "[ Panting ]", "Owen!", "Owen: Lola?", "Lola: I've been running for three weeks. I almost gave up, but I had to come back because I realized, Owen, that I not want to go out with you -- ever. So... what do you say?", "Owen: What do you mean? What can I say? I have no choice but to say \"Okay.\"", "Lola: [ Sighs ] \"Okay.\" I like \"okay.\"", "Sy: Oh, you son of a gun, you did it! We're in the black! Happy days are here! Goodbye, gray skies! Hello, blue! Nobody move! I got the place surrounded! Where's Dr. Mengele?!", "[ Helicopter blades whirring ]", "Roof! Move! Move! Move! Go! Let's go! Let's go!", "Dr. Joe: Goodbye, Childrens Hospital. Thanks for the memories. Goodbye, Cat.", "Cat: Goodbye, daddy! I'll miss having sx with you! That's not my real daddy. I would never have sx with my real daddy. That's just Josef Mengele. ♪ That warm Christmas feeling is everywhere I go ♪", "Dori: [ Screaming ] ♪ That warm Christmas feeling that melts the falling snow ♪", "All: 9...8...7...6... 5...4...3...2...1. Time's up. You're fired.", "Sy: I know. But I do have one more idea -- girls in scanty-clad clothes, you know, and very tight and -- and then they da-- \"Ooh! Ooh!\"", "[ Laughs ]", "It will bring a lot of people in. We'll call it \"Childrens Hospital Revue\"! You're re-hired.", "Sal: Attention, staff. Have you tried Dr. Adolf's brownie bites?" ]	Childrens Hospital	04x10	A Year in the Life	bunniefuu
Childrens_Hospital_04x12.json	[ "Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen, who is charged with murdering a patient by slapping him during surgery." ]	[ "Blake: Hey, Val.", "Valerie: You smell like dirty diapers.", "Blake: Then why don't you change me?", "Owen: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is this clown bothering you, Val?", "Blake: No! We were just having a...sweet, flirty back-and-forth.", "Owen: What'd you say to me, shrimp?", "Blake: Nothing.", "Owen: [ Exhales sharply ] I thought so.", "Dori: Mail call. Letter for Blake.", "Blake: [ Sighs ] What? The Jews want me to help them go number two?", "Cat: No, it says, \"jury duty,\" not \"jewie-doodie.\"", "Blake: Well, what -- what's jury duty?", "Lola: You know what the justice system is, right, Blake?", "Blake: I feel like this is a trick question. Um...there is no justice system?", "[ Laughter ]", "Valerie: I knew it.", "Blake: Why are you always picking on me, huh?", "Owen: 'Cause you're a jumbo shrimp.", "Oh!", "[ Laughter ]", "High five.", "[ Grunts ]", "Lola: Hey, hey.", "What's the charge? I'm an attorney. Wrongful death. He slapped a child in surgery, and he died.", "Owen: Let me go, you shrimp.", "Glenn: Why did you say you were a lawyer?", "Lola: Because I am one. Look, I don't have any pets or friends. I don't watch a lot of TV, and I'm single. So I got a law degree and passed the bar last summer.", "Glenn: I will totally buy that.", "Lola: Glenn, Cat, if we're gonna save Owen, I'm gonna need your help.", "Cat: We're in. And if my hunch is right, the first thing we should do is pay a little visit to a certain Childrens Hospital.", "Glenn: Let's go.", "[ Siren wailing ]", "Owen: How are you a doctor and a lawyer?", "Lola: Single, no pets, no friends, no TV, passed the bar.", "Owen: I will totally buy that.", "Lola: Right.", "[ Cellphone rings ]", "Oh, okay. Hey, what do you got?", "Glenn: So on the day of the surgery, the kid that Owen slapped to death took a Lamaze class. Wait. But that's for pregnant moms. Why would --", "Lola: Hey, I don't deal in \"why woulds.\" I deal in \"you shoulds,\" as in you shoulds go talk to that Lamaze teacher.", "Glenn: We wills.", "[ Indistinct conversations ]", "Owen: Oh, no.", "Look in the jury box.", "Blake: Well, well, well. Dr. Owen maestro. How the tables have turned, my friend. Wait. Do you know him? 'Cause that would disqualify you from serving on this jury.", "Blake: [ Smacks lips ] No, I do not. That's...just the way I talk, my friend.", "[ Crinkling ]", "Are you wearing a diaper?", "Lola: I'm gonna be honest. I am very nervous.", "Owen: Oh, it's okay. Just relax.", "Lola: And when I'm nervous, I do cocaine.", "Owen: What? Shut up. All rise. The honorable judge Lester Harrison presiding.", "Lola: Oh, do not let me say the \"N\" word.", "Owen: What? Why would you say that?", "Lola: Cocaine.", "Judge Harrison: You may be seated. Opening remarks, Ms. Spratt?", "Lola: [ Sighs ] Okay. N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n... Ni-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i... ckel. Nickel! If I...had a nickel for every time a responsible doctor was falsely accused, well, I would be one rich [Bleep] Objection.", "Judge Harrison: I'll allow it, but you'd better be going somewhere with this, counselor.", "Lola: Mm-hmm. Sure, that boy has been in here a few times. He's gonna make a great mom.", "Glenn: Hmm. Anything unusual about him? Uh, yes. Most of my students are pregnant women, and he was neither.", "Cat: Anything else? Did he ever mention any plans to die during surgery? No. We just did some deep-breathing exercises together. You see, Lamaze was originally invented as just a humorous fad, but it turns out it can relax anyone.", "Cat: Class that teaches you to breathe, huh?", "Glenn: What will they teach next -- swimming? You know what, if you really want to get some information, you should talk to Sy Mittleman. He is the biggest gossip at Childrens.", "Glenn: Yeah, and where can we find this \"Sy Mittleman\"? Keep going straight past, \"have you heard?\" And then take a quick right at, \"oh, no she didn't.\" [ Chuckles ] Front blobby.", "Glenn: Blobby? Take off the \"B\" and you'll know.", "Glenn: Lobby. Got it.", "Cat: Let's go. I hope Lola's okay.", "Lola: [ Inhales deeply ] Oh, God. Whoo!", "[ Sniffs ]", "[ Muttering, laughing ]", "Okay.", "Owen: You have got to stop doing cocaine.", "Lola: [ Breathlessly ] Okay. Your honor, I would like to call an expert medical witness to the stand -- myself. Objection -- on the grounds that I'm like, \"What?\"", "[ Chuckles ]", "Judge Harrison: I'll allow it, but you'd better be going somewhere with this, counselor.", "Lola: Josh graven was suffering from benign epidermal non-carcinoma.", "It's a big mole. The chances of surviving that operation -- 0.001%. Owen didn't kill that kid. A bully named chances did.", "[ Sighs ]", "No further questions.", "[ Grunts ]", "Dr. Spratt, you may be an expert in the medical field.", "Lola: Yep. But you are a novice in the area of putting transparencies on overhead projectors.", "Lola: [ Gasps ] No. [ Breathing heavily ]", "Blake: [ Whispering ] Hey. Great move, bro. Wait. Is he your brother?", "Blake: No. It's just the way I talk...bro.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Sy: Ha. You little minx.", "Cat: Mr. Mittleman, can we have a word?", "Sy: Got to go, girlfriend. You hear the news? Lamaze teacher told you to come down here and talk to me.", "Cat: I guess you really are the eyes and ears of this hospital.", "Glenn: What do you know about Josh graven, the boy who died during Owen's surgery?", "Sy: Listen, I heard that he was faking his illness in order to get some plastic surgery. Sound familiar, Glenn?", "Glenn: I had a deviated septum.", "Sy: Want to hear the real skinny? You go down the morgue and you check on that little kid's body. Talking about bodies, guess who put on a few pounds after their well-publicized nuptials?", "Glenn: Shot in the dark -- Tilda Swinton?", "Sy: No.", "Cat: Let's go.", "Sy: One more thing. Dr. Valerie flame is going to be called as a surprise witness for the prosecution.", "Cat: Uh-oh. I'm gonna go to the courtroom. You go to the morgue.", "[ Cellphone rings ]", "Sy: Hello.", "Want to hear the news? You just called me. And in the time you've known Dr. Maestro, have you ever known him to be...rough with people?", "Valerie: He had a bank of school lockers installed at the hospital so that he'd have something to \"push nerds into.\"", "Blake: Hmm. Personally, I'd be like, \"guilty!\" But out of respect for the court procedure, I'm all, \"let's wait till the end.\"", "Lola: Oh! A moment, your honor.", "Judge Harrison: I'll allow it...", "Lola: Great.", "Judge Harrison: ...But you'd better be going somewhere with this, counselor.", "Lola: Thank you, your honor.", "Judge Harrison: What, I'm not gonna allow it? I'm not gonna see where this is going?", "Cat: Here's the coke you asked for.", "Lola: Thank God. Two secs, judge? Two secs. [ Sniffs ] Ha!", "[ Snorts ]", "Is Dr. Owen maestro a good person? No. In fact, what this witness forgot to mention is that he gave two-thirds of the hospital staff crabs. Isn't that right, Dr. Valerie flame?", "Valerie: Yes.", "Lola: Did he give you crabs, Dr. flame?", "Valerie: Yes.", "Lola: Yes.", "[ Spectators groan ]", "This witness is biased. Boom! No further questions.", "♪ No further questions ♪ ♪ no further questions ♪", "[ Normal voice ] Unh.", "[ Laughs ]", "Owen: That was amazing.", "Lola: What just happened?", "I am high right now.", "[ Laughs ]", "[ Sniffs ] Ah! Oh. [ Grunts ] I got this.", "[ Exhales sharply ]", "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I know what bullying is. I am both a doctor and a lawyer because of overbearing parents who pushed me too hard. Also I'm single and no pets, et cetera. In a sense, I was bullied into becoming a huge success. Bullying can good. Yes, sometimes it has consequences, like a kid is slapped to death or you develop a massive cocaine habit. Dr. maestro slapped a kid, and that kid died. But to hold him responsible would be like blaming John Lennon's death on Mark David Chapman. Now, as a lawyer, I search for the truth. But as a doctor, I can tell you it swims in and out of that magical muscle that you laypeople call...\"The heart.\" The defense rests. Dr. Maestro slapped that kid so he'd fight to live. All in favor of innocent?", "Blake: [ Chuckles ] Sounds like you're all too afraid to convict a bully like Owen Maestro.", "[ Sighs ]", "Look at yourselves. No? Okay, I will. You -- you're like, \"Uh, I'm writing with my pen.\" You're like, \"I got a pen, too, but I'm not even as good as that guy.\" And you're like... [ babbling ] Stop it. Why are you picking on us?", "Blake: Oh, my God. He's right. I've become the very thing that I condemn. I'm a bully. And...I'm... ♪ loving it ♪ All right! Let's go over this one more time, shrimp dumplings. Yeah, you heard me -- shrimp dumplings! Get used to it. We, the jury, find Dr. Owen Maestro... guilty.", "[ Spectators murmur ]", "I'm like, \"Tell me something I don't know.\"", "Lola: [ Breathing heavily ]", "Glenn: [ Squeaking ]", "Lola: Oh! Your honor. I have one more witness I'd like to call. Objection.", "Judge Harrison: Overruled.", "Lola: Yes.", "Judge Harrison: I feel I have to allow it, given my pattern with that.", "Lola: Okay. The defense would like to call to the stand... Slap-murder victim Josh graven.", "[ Spectators murmuring ]", "Young man...are you now or have you ever been...dead?", "Blake: Yes. Yes.", "Josh: No.", "[ Cheers and applause ]", "Judge Harrison: [ Bangs gavel ]", "Order in this court!", "Lola: [ Laughing ]", "Glenn: Found the kid hiding out in a drawer at the morgue playing video games and eating to-mah-to chips.", "Lola: But how did he fake his death?", "Glenn: Get this -- Lamaze.", "Lola: But why?", "Cat: Overbearing parents.", "Lola: Oh, I have the same problem. But I'd take a slow death over a fake one any day.", "Blake: Hey, guys. I, for one, learned a very valuable lesson today.", "Cat: He smells like dirty diapers.", "Glenn: He smells exactly like child feces.", "Lola: Yeah, he totally does.", "Judge Harrison: I'll allow it. 'Cause I, for one, really want to see where this is going, \"clownselor.\"", "Sal: Attention, courtroom staff. I've been moonlighting as a P.A. announcer in the hospital. That is all.", "Lola: Aah! I'm alive!" ]	Childrens Hospital	04x12	Childrens Lawspital	bunniefuu
Childrens_Hospital_04x13.json	[ "Sy succumbs to pressure and allows a wounded Mafia kingpin to be admitted. Detective Briggs changes vocations. Chief has a day off." ]	[ "Sy: Hey, chief. What are you up to?", "Chief: Oh, man. I am getting the hell out of here just as fast as these crippled old legs can carry me. This is my day off, bitches! Whoo! Yeah.", "Sy: Yeah, I give her about an hour to figure out an excuse to get back in here. She hates leaving here, you know?", "Dori: Are you really asking if I know? Or is that just rhetorical? You don't give a rat's ass as to whether or not I know or don't know about how chief hates leaving this place! Damn you!", "Frankie: Come on. Take it easy, you mamaluke.", "[ Groans ]", "I need to check in.", "Dori: Ooh. We only treat children here.", "Vito: I don't see an issue here. This person's 5 years old.", "Sy: Yeah. Dori. Um, let's check in this child... This 5-year-old child who I'm sure has I.D. proving his age.", "Frankie: [ Groans ]", "Dori: Oh. I always have trouble guessing people's ages -- mostly with hilarious results. You'll see. Now, what seems to be the problem, young man?", "Frankie: I fell on a bullet.", "Dori: [ Chuckles ] Kids.", "Owen: Well, you're making real progress, Douglas. Tell me, does it hurt when I do this? [ Sternly ] You are worthless. Yes. That hurts.", "[ Knock on door ]", "Briggs: Did someone say they needed a hero or is that just the theme music that's always playing in my head?", "Owen: Detective Chance Briggs, you velvet, poker-playing bulldog --", "What's my old partner doing here?", "Briggs: I got put on desk duty for losing my hearing.", "Owen: Since when is hearing important for a cop?", "Briggs: Since a juvie perp yelled \"don't shoot\" and I shot him.", "Owen: I can't believe they would strip Lt. Chance Briggs of his badge because he can't hear a little.", "Briggs: And can you believe they would strip Lt. Chance Briggs -- you just said that, didn't you?", "Owen: I did.", "Briggs: I thought you did but my hearing is completely shot, just like that juvie perp.", "Owen: So you're taking the next logical step -- coming here to become a doctor so you can cure yourself.", "Briggs: If I heard you correctly, yes, I am.", "Owen: Well, allow me to show you around. I'm going to teach you everything you need to know about doctoring.", "Briggs: It's a date!", "Owen: [ Chuckles ] But not a date date.", "Briggs: I know.", "Frankie: Pssst! Pssst! Sy! Sy! Eh, eh. Eeeeeh! On behalf of the family, here's a little something for the hospitality, eh?", "Dookie: It's money!", "Frankie: Hey, Dookie! You ruined the surprise!", "Sy: Listen. Could we not make food in here?", "Vito: Sy, relax. It's nothing! We just got a little Italian sausage, some peppers, some ground beef, some tomatoes, some onions, some gabagool, some basil, some oregano, sautéed chicken livers. I got some beautiful wasabi, olive oil, sliced, thin garlic and a pinch of salt to taste -- it's nothin'!", "Frankie: Yeah, Sy. You worry too much. It's bad for your pores. Hey, do me a favor. Take this and go build a new wing.", "Vito: Or a leg!", "Frankie: Or a thigh!", "Dookie: Or an addition! Or an annex!", "[ Laughs ]", "Vito: Dummy.", "We're making a joke here.", "Dookie: No, you -- you said...", "Frankie: You broke the joke, you stunad!", "Dookie: [ Laughs ]", "Frankie: My own kid.", "Sy: I'm way over my head.", "Chief: I hate days off. I'm addicted to doctoring. When I was young, I ran a shoe-shine stand at a local hospital just so I could be around it. Now I spend my days off watching kids, hoping they hurt themselves.", "[ Choking ]", "Chief: Yes!!", "Don't worry, little girl! I'm a doctor! I can save you! You're choking! I will give you the gift of life!", "Blake: Dueling days off, I guess, huh, chief? Tough luck. Now, why don't you go get your shine box?", "Chief: [ Sighs deeply ]", "[ Rock music plays ]", "Blake: Huh? Ugh!", "Chief: [ Screams ]", "Blake: Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!", "[ Music continues ]", "Chief: Aah!", "Oh! Aah!", "[ Music ends ]", "Owen: We got a 10-year-old girl with abdominal pains.", "What's the call?", "Briggs: Well, I guess I would...", "Owen: No, Briggs. Come on. What's the call? Think!", "Briggs: Okay...I do something like... I'd put her on a monoclonal antibody full-service platform and an h7n7-ha Elisa kit.", "Owen: Not bad at all. You were hesitant at first, but once you got going, you showed a surprising knowledge of medicine. Now you're giving a look like, \"hey, I think I know that guy.\" Man, I am really nailing what's happening from moment to moment.", "Sal: Attention, staff. I'm going to go get the papers. That is all. That is all.", "Beth: You guys are all so big for five. What are your mommies feeding you? Gabagool.", "Beth: You guys are like Popeye and these gabagools are spinach. What is gabagool? I don't know. It could be spinach.", "Sy: Cat, I am in way over my head. Every time I go into that room, they pull me in deeper. It's like I want to get out of that room, but they keep pulling me back in...to the room.", "Cat: Now, Sy, you just need to know how to speak to them. Let me show you. Watch.", "Cat: Hi. I'm Dr. Cat Black and --", "Dookie: Shhh! My dad's napping. He naps for five minutes every hour. He says it's good for the skin.", "Cat: Really? Does he have any advice for split ends? Ooh.", "Dookie: Yeah, actually, he says you should only brush your hair once a day, and only in the middle of the night when your hair is asleep so you could sneak up on it.", "Cat: Yeah, but, see, that wouldn't work for me because my hair has insomnia and always has.", "Dookie: You're really fun to talk to.", "Cat: Yeah. It's funny -- I came in here to broker peace for Sy, but... God, you're not like these other guys. You've got kind eyes and no sense of humor. What's your name?", "Dookie: Dookie.", "Cat: Okay. Dookie.", "Dookie: Dookie.", "Cat: Wow.", "Dookie: What's your name?", "Cat: Cat.", "Dookie: Cat -- like the animal, the cat?", "Cat: Yeah. God, you're cute. The only thing I don't like about you is that wife-beater.", "Dookie: You mean my dad? No, I know.", "Frankie: Okay! I'm up! Let's go! Back to business!", "Cat: I'll see you around, Dookie.", "Dookie: Hey, not -- not if I see you around first, before you see me around.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Sy: Hi. Some of the parents are getting a little suspicious.", "Frankie: You need more money, Sy? Give him some money.", "Sy: No. No. No. Don't -- don't do that. No. I-I feel like I've made a mistake, and I mean this is the nicest way -- I need you to leave.", "Frankie: Sylvester Hiram Mittleman. That's Italian, ain't it?", "Sy: It's Sicilian.", "Frankie: Well, okay. I am now officially gonna open up the books. You -- you are now... a made man.", "Sy: No.", "Frankie: Look. What's yours...is mine.", "Sy: Never go against the family, Sy. Capiche?", "Dookie: Oh. Papa Senori.", "[ Dramatic music plays ]", "Briggs: This guy looks just like crime boss Frankie Ciavaterri, but this guy is 5 and Frankie has got to be at least 65.", "It doesn't add up. I'm gonna question him.", "Owen: Ah, Briggs, it's not your job anymore. Briggs, did you hear me?", "Briggs: Yeah, I did. I was just pretending not to.", "[ Indistinct shouting ]", "[ Gunshot ]", "[ Indistinct screaming ]", "Owen: Holster that weapon, doctor.", "In this hospital, we don't fight with bullets. We fight with these. Whoops. Wrong hand. We fight with these.", "Briggs: Ah, pills. That hits home.", "Owen: Now, let's go save some ass.", "[ Rock music plays ]", "Chief: I had to get the kid to the hospital, punch in, treat her, locate her family, get back to the park, get Blake's body, and dissolve it in a drum of acid.", "Owen: Bullet's lodged in his shoulder.", "He lost a lot of blood. I'm gonna need more gauze. Briggs -- more gauze!", "Briggs: Get your own gauze! I'm a cop, Owen -- not a doctor. And if that means I have to lie to my bosses that I have the ability to perceive sound, so be it!", "[ Inhales deeply ]", "Briggs: Officer Chance Briggs requesting backup.", "We got a 10-87 over at Childrens!", "Dookie: Hey!", "Cat: Oh.", "Dookie: Human cat.", "Cat: Hey, dookie.", "Dookie: My dad says that I should ask you out.", "Cat: Really? Are you sure your family won't care if we dated? Because, keep in my mind, I'm Jewish and I'm terrible at keeping secrets.", "Dookie: Why would they care about that?", "Cat: Oh, dookie.", "Dookie: Eeeh-o. Oh. Mmm. W-wow! [ Chuckles ] I can't wait to tell my dad I'm in love with some blabbermouth Jew broad who kisses like a black chick!", "Cat: [ Giggles ] I know she's in there! Everyone, there is a whore in recovery room 2!", "Frankie: How you doin'?", "Briggs: You're under arrest.", "Cat: No. No. He's not like them. He's different.", "Dookie: No. I'm not, Cat.", "Cat: But you have such a kind heart.", "Dookie: I have a learning disability.", "Cat: Tomato, tomahto.", "Dookie: Who says \"tomahto\"?", "Cat: Wealthy people, British waiters, Frasier's brother --", "Dookie: I have been making my gravy since I'm little -- I never heard no one say \"tomahto.\" Goodbye, human cat -- or in your people's language, \"meow.\"", "Cat: Meow.", "[ Sobs ]", "Chief: Ah-ha. Finally.", "[ Laughs ]", "[ Gasps ] Uh-oh -- the pigs.", "[ Laughs ]", "Owen: Briggs, I took you under my wing...", "Briggs: Owen, I'm a partially deaf cop.", "Cut me open with a scalpel or shoot me with a .38, but root around inside that bloody hole that you just made and you'll find that I'm police officer through and through.", "Blake: Officer! [ Gasps ] Oh, thank God! Chief tried to kill me! Luckily, she missed every major organ by millimeters! But I could easily have been thought of by most as dead!", "Briggs: What did you say? You're dead?!", "Blake: No.", "Briggs: Officers, he's dead, and he's still walking! He must be a zombie! Shoot to kill!", "Blake: No!", "Owen: Briggs! Briggs! Briggs! Briggs, you got it all wrong!", "Briggs: You're right. We have to destroy the zombie's brain! Go for the head!", "Owen: [ Sighs ]", "Briggs: You are under arrest for turning Dr. Blake Downs into a zombie.", "Chief: What?! What are you talking about? He's not a zombie!", "Briggs: Not anymore, he's not.", "Chief: What are you, deaf?", "Briggs: No. No, I'm not.", "[ Gavel pounding ]", "This meeting has come to order. We have come to a decision. Chief, the board finds you innocent of turning Dr. Blake Downs into a zombie. But we find you guilty of attempting to practice medicine on your day off. Your medical license is hereby revoked for the period of one month.", "[ Gavel bangs ]", "Chief: The hardest thing for me was to leave the life.", "I loved being a doctor. We did what we wanted. When I was out of patients to treat, I'd just go out and hurt some kids and treat them. It was all ours for the taking. Now it's all over. And I have to live the rest of this month like a shnook.", "[ \"I want it all\" plays ]", "♪ I want it all ♪ ♪ from the bright lights of Vegas ♪ ♪ to the steps of the great China wall ♪ ♪ I want it all ♪ ♪ from champagne in Paris ♪ ♪ to the best show that you ever saw at Carnegie Hall ♪ ♪ yeah, you know me ♪ ♪ and I want it all ♪", "Sal: Attention, staff. The members of the board may unfreeze now. That is all." ]	Childrens Hospital	04x13	Wisedocs	bunniefuu
Childrens_Hospital_05x02.json	[ "Blake's son Willy witnesses a murder and it's up to detective Chance Briggs to save the day and also have a lot of sex." ]	[ "Narrator: Previously, on \"Childrens Hospital\"...", "Blake: Dori, that was a little intimate.", "Dori: Oh, I don't think I'll get pregnant from that.", "Blake: Let me guess. You're pregnant.", "Dori: Yeah. I'm sorry.", "Sy: We are going to oversee the opening of a clinic on a U.S. army base in Japan.", "Owen: No!", "Dori: What? That is so complicated.", "Glenn: Do you remember Detective Chance Briggs, Owen's former partner on the police force?", "Cat: Uh, I think so. What, he has brown hair and a mustache?", "Briggs: Anybody up for a mustache contest? I win.", "Cat: What about him?", "Glenn: I don't know. Just something to keep in mind, I guess.", "[ Mid-tempo music plays ]", "5.02 - Triangles", "Sal: Attention! Staff, that is all.", "Owen: Hey, Dori. Where you headed?", "Dori: Oh, I'm taking Willy into the city. He's never had soup noodles.", "Owen: Oh. Well, Osaka is a very dangerous town. I could be your escort. Who knows? We might even enjoy each other's company. I've been told I make a pretty great escort, like the Ford Motor Corporation.", "Dori: The Escort was discontinued in 2003.", "Owen: Right. Got me good. [ Chuckles ] You are so smart.", "Dori: Blake! Um, I'm taking our son into the city. Did you get my e-mail?", "Blake: Uh, I don't know. I don't really open e-mails from people like you. I mean, I'm a doctor. You get it.", "Dori: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.", "Owen: Love those bangs.", "Dori: Oh.", "Blake: Hey, listen. Um, here's 30,000 yen. I mean, buy him a taco or something, okay.", "Willy: Want to come into the city with us, Mr. Dad?", "Blake: Well, I would, because we're technically family, but, I mean, you get it.", "Dori: Come on, honey.", "Blake: Hmm. Na.", "[ Indistinct conversations ]", "Willy: I have to pee.", "Dori: Sounds like someone has to go pee.", "Let's go.", "Willy: I can go by myself.", "Dori: Okay, honey. Just be careful. And remember to tap your pee-pee!", "Willy: I pre-tapped it!", "Dori: Okay.", "Willy: [ Whistling ]", "[ Door opens ]", "[ Men arguing in Japanese ]", "[ Gasps ]", "Dori: But, officer...", "Dori: I'm sorry. I don't understand what you're saying.", "Engel: Maybe I can be of some assistance here.", "My name is Detective Chuck Engel. My partner and I are here as part of an international cop exchange program.", "Dori: Partner? I don't see any partner.", "Briggs: That's because you weren't looking in this direction. If we're gonna catch those mean man, we need to know exactly what you saw.", "Willy: [ Gulps ]", "Briggs: My word. That's urine. Pure. Son, those men... are they the murderers or are you just peeing in your pants because you pee in your pants?", "Willy: I've had a lot of sports drinks today, but in this case, murderers.", "[ Beep ]", "[ Telephone rings ]", "Kaiju: Police Chief Kaiju.", "Briggs: Chief Kaiju. It's Briggs.", "I know who did it. It's Gojira and Mosura. The kid took one look at 'em and peed in his pants.", "Kaiju: Uh, did my name come up?", "Briggs: No. Why?", "Kaiju: I just want to make sure I wasn't under suspicion in any way.", "Briggs: No. Like, why would you even ask that?", "Kaiju: Forget I mentioned it. Hey, Briggs someone's at the door. Will you hold on a sec?", "[ Dialing ]", "[ Ringing ]", "[ Cellphone rings ]", "[ Speaking Japanese ]", "Kaiju: Briggs, I'm back. Wrong number.", "Briggs: Chief, while I was on hold with you, Gojira and Mosura got a phone call and then ran off.", "Briggs: Kinda weird, huh?", "Kaiju: Yes and no.", "What about you, Briggs? Where do you live? What's your exact address?", "Briggs: I live at 465 Lick My Butthole Lane. Get your stuff! We're getting out of here now!", "Engel: Wait! Damn it, Briggs! What the hell is going on?", "Briggs: I need to disappear. Watch your back, partner.", "Engel: Wait, did you say, \"Watch your black partner?\" How am I suppose to respond to that?", "Briggs: No, I said, \"Watch your back, partner,\" although I can definitely see how it sounded like \"black\" to you.", "Engel: No, that's a funny misunderstanding. Especially considering you do have a black partner.", "Briggs: Right. Absolutely. [ Chuckles ]", "Engel: I don't think I can operate without you, Briggs.", "Briggs: Try, Engel.", "Engel: No, I'm serious...", "Briggs: I said try, Engel. Come on.", "Owen: Dori! You're back! I was worried sick about you!", "Briggs: Don't worry. She's safe in my capable yet calloused hands.", "Owen: Detective Chance Briggs. You plus-sized woman's panty set! What's my old partner doing here?", "[ Both chuckle ]", "Briggs: Put 'er there.", "Dori: You guys were cops together?", "Owen: Yeah, and we went to the same college.", "Who would have thought a couple of Oberlin grads would end up carrying badges? So what are you doing here, old boy?", "Briggs: Well, let's just say that I need a place to hide.", "Both: \"That I need a place to hide.\"", "Owen: But surely you can't be serious.", "Briggs: I am serious... And don't ever question my seriousness.", "Dori: Please, Dr. Maestro. If they find Willy, they'll kill him, too.", "Briggs: What do you say, old friend? Help us out?", "Owen: Well, you're gonna need a disguise. Come with me. Congratulations, Private Briggs! You're in the United States army now.", "Briggs: All right.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Kaiju: Where's Briggs? 'Cause there's no such place as 465 Lick My Butthole Lane. Lick My Butthole Lane ends at 426 then skips right to the 700s after Central Boulevard. It's a sham address.", "Engel: Look, I told you. He didn't tell me anything.", "Kaiju: Watch your back.", "Engel: Did you say, \"Watch your black\"? What's that supposed to mean?", "Kaiju: I said, \"back.\" I've just got kind of a wonky accent, so it sounded like I said \"black\", but I said \"back.\"", "Engel: I gotcha. I gotcha.", "[ Radio tuning ]", "[ Slow music plays ]", "[ Door opens ]", "Dori: Hi.", "Briggs: Hi.", "Dori: I brought you a piece of pie and some Doritos and two slices of watermelon.", "Briggs: Triangle-shaped foods. My favorite.", "Dori: Thank you, Detective Briggs, for all that you've done for us.", "Folks usually aren't so nice to me and Willy.", "Broadcaster: Here's an oldie for all you lovers out there.", "Dori: Oh, I love this song! I watched Owen lose his virginity to this song at Oberlin.", "Dori: Cool.", "Briggs: Can you just keep it down for a second?", "Dori: Yeah. Sorry. Sorry.", "Briggs: Would you to care to dance, my lady?", "Dori: I would love to.", "Briggs: Can you feel it? My erection?", "Dori: I haven't had a man in so long. Take me! Take all of me!", "Briggs: Chance Briggs!", "Dori: Yeah! Chance!", "Briggs: Shh!", "Dori: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.", "Briggs: Chance Briggs!", "Sal: Attention staff, Chance Briggs. That is all.", "[ Ringing ]", "Kaiju: Moshi moshi.", "Owen: Yes, I have some information on the whereabouts of Detective Chance Briggs that you may be very interested in.", "Willy: Mommy, I heard weird noises last night.", "Is everything okay?", "Briggs: Your mom and I were making love, son.", "Willy: What does \"making love\" mean?", "Dori: Umm, it's... it's kind of hard to explain, honey.", "Briggs: Our bodies fit together like puzzle pieces.", "Dori: You know when mommy tries to put a Pringles can down the disposal?", "Willy: I don't understand.", "Briggs: It's like when a man puts his pen1s inside a woman's vg1n a bunch of times in a row.", "Willy: You did that to my mommy?", "Briggs: Damn right I did.", "Willy: Wow. I regret asking.", "[ Grunts ]", "Dori: [ Screams ]", "Briggs: Owen!", "Dori: No, no, no!", "Owen: What the heck was that all about?", "Dori: The killers found Briggs! You have to help him, please!", "Owen: Oh, you're trembling. You look so cold.", "Dori: I'm so scared!", "Oh, thank you so much. Okay.", "Owen: This feels so right, doesn't it?", "Dori: What? Oh, no, no, no, no, no!", "Owen: Hey, guys. Guys, wait up! Look, Mosura, I just talked to Chief Kaiju, and he needs to talk to you right away. So I'll watch the prisoner.", "Owen: He's at 465 Lick My Butthole Lane. Hai!", "Briggs: Whew. Got ourselves out of another jam, huh, partner?", "Owen: Yeah.", "Dori: [ Screaming ]", "Briggs: Oh, wait. No, this is still going.", "Engel: No, you're not!", "Briggs: Don't worry. You did really great, for a black guy.", "Engel: What'd you say? Forget about it. I just heard you wrong.", "Dori: [ Chuckles ]", "Willy: Mommy! Help me!", "Dori: Oh, right. My son, this whole thing.", "Kaiju: I'm gonna kill him!", "Blake: No, you're not! Let him go.", "Kaiju: Why should I?", "Blake: Because he's the only family I've got.", "[ Gunshot ]", "Briggs: Well, I guess I should be going now.", "You're not going anywhere, Briggs. You're in the army now. We're shipping out to Kandahar.", "Briggs: But I was just hiding! We're all hiding from something, private.", "♪ Get me out of this place ♪ ♪ I am a man ♪ ♪ get this blood off my face ♪ ♪ let me live again ♪ ♪ na na-na na ♪ ♪ na-na na na-na na na na ♪ ♪ na na-na na ♪ ♪ na na-na na na-na na ♪ ♪ na-na na na naaaaaaa ♪ ♪ na na-na na na-na na ♪ ♪ na-na na na na ♪ ♪ na na-na na ♪ ♪ na na-na na na-na na ♪ ♪ na-na na na naaaaaa ♪ ♪ na na-na na ♪ ♪ na-na na na-na na na na ♪", "Sal: Attention, staff. If you are under 30, \"witness\" came out before you were born. That is all." ]	Childrens Hospital	05x02	Triangles	bunniefuu
Childrens_Hospital_05x04.json	[ "Cat and Michael's wedding weekend at a vacation house sees the doctors and their partners entwined in a murder mystery which Owen must solve." ]	[ "Cat: Michael asked me to marry him.", "[ Both gasp ]", "Cat: I'm engaged!", "[ All scream ]", "Owen: Can I be your best man?", "Cat: You know I love you, but... the best man is going to be...", "5.04 - Country Weekend Non-existent. [ Sighs ] Yeah. We're just doing, like, a casual thing with friends.", "Glenn: That way, everybody has a nice time.", "Betty: Just doing a last-minute spruce up before the guests arrive for the weekend.", "Cat: Oh, Betty. You've always cared for my family's country home as if it's your job.", "Betty: It is my job.", "[ Horn honks ]", "Cat: Oh, hi!", "You guys drove!", "Glenn: We made it here, okay? All right? Yeah, I took one wrong turn out of 100 turns. Hey, Cat.", "Cat: Tough drive?", "Marvin: No! I'm not in the charity business. Look... We either like the number or not, or I shove it up your ass.", "Lola: Sorry. Things are really crazy at Marvin's work.", "Marvin: It was just made-up.", "Glenn: He's been yapping on the phone the whole time.", "Lola: I know, I know.", "Glenn: I'm not talking about him behind his back. He's standing right there. He can hear me. Not everybody's deaf, you know.", "Owen: Hey!", "Lola: Hi. Oh, Owen and Denise.", "Owen: How great that your parents' country home is in the same part of Japan as the army base that we're living on?", "Lola: It's practically unbelievable.", "Cat: Oh, I'm just so glad you could make it.", "Denise: Any chance to spend some quality time with my hubby.", "Cat: Aww, you two.", "Owen: Oh, man. I am crazy about my wife.", "Glenn: You are so lucky. Sherry and I haven't gotten along since that time before we met.", "[ Horn honks ]", "Cat: Oh, guys, hey!", "Val and Al are here! Hey!", "Lola: I forgot. Val is dating comedy-music legend Weird Al Yankovic.", "Valerie: Hi, guys. This is my boyfriend, Weird Al Yankovic.", "Weird Al: Please, call me Weird Al... Yankovic. Or just Weird Al Yankovic. Whatever you're more comfortable with. Val's told me so many funny stories about one of you.", "[ All laugh ]", "Glenn: I heard you the first time, Sherry.", "I'm not blind. Okay, well, you keep yelling like that, you're gonna break something. Oh, my God. Hmm.", "Owen: Everyone, I'd like to propose a toast.", "Cat: Aww.", "Marvin: What part of \"final offer\" don't you understand?", "Lola: Honey, honey.", "Marvin: I talked to you a few days ago about this.", "Owen: To Cat.", "Denise: Aww.", "Weird Al: Powerful.", "Cat: You're gonna make me cry.", "Denise: Boo-boo...", "Lola: Wait, you guys. We're toasting the bride, but we haven't even met the groom.", "[ All laugh ]", "Cat: [ Sighing ] Oh, gosh.", "No, Michael's on his way home from work, and if he is running on time, he'll be here in 60 seconds.", "Michael: Actually, I was gonna take the 9:15 train out of the city, but I finished up early and jumped on the 9:14.", "Cat: Michael...", "Michael: Hi, baby.", "Cat: Hey. [ Smooches ] I wasn't expecting you for another minute.", "Michael: Nice to meet you all. Cat's told me so many funny stories about all but one of you.", "Cat: Michael's in the music business.", "Michael: Yeah, I'm a cashier at Guitar Center.", "Denise: Ooh.", "Cat: He's met Alex Van Halen twice.", "Valerie: Second to Eddie, that is the Van Halen you want to meet.", "Cat: So, this is Owen and his wife, Denise. And Valerie and her boyfriend, Weird Al Yankovic.", "Michael: Oh, hey.", "Cat: And that's Marvin over there. And my white housekeeper, Betty. And, finally, my very best friend in the world...", "Together: Lola Spratt.", "Lola: Hi, Michael.", "Cat: How do you two know each other?", "Lola: From Columbia. I was pre-med.", "Michael: And I was pre... What was it again?", "Lola: [ Laughs ]", "Cat: [ Laughing ] Pre-what? What was it again?", "Valerie: Cat, are you all right?", "Glenn: Ladies and gentlemen, I have some very disturbing news. My wife, Sherry's, been stabbed. She's dead.", "Owen: Somebody call 911.", "Cat: My folks don't believe in landlines, so we have to use someone's cell.", "Lola: We could ask Marvin to use his.", "Owen: We'll just have to wait till he gets off.", "Denise: Sweetie, you used to be a police officer. You can conduct the investigation for the time being.", "Glenn: Great idea.", "Owen: Okay.", "Cat: She's right.", "Owen: Meanwhile, no one here should worry about this. A woman has been stabbed, probably by someone who's walking among us, but the important thing is to focus on the beautiful wedding of Cat and Michael taking place tomorrow.", "Denise: Aww...", "Lola: Aww...", "Weird Al: Powerful.", "Cat: Not that I care at all, but how come you never mentioned anything about you and Lola?", "[ Slams ]", "[ Thud ]", "Michael: What do you want me to say?", "Am I supposed to report to you every single detail of my entire life?!", "Cat: Okay, okay. I'm sorry. [ Chuckling ] I'm sorry.", "Michael: I'm gonna get a snack. You want anything?", "Cat: Um...I'll take whatever's just lying around. I mean, if there's a couscous medley, I'll take it in a tagine.", "Michael: [ Humming ]", "Lola: Let me guess. Peanut butter on bread.", "Michael: [ Chuckles ] You remembered.", "Lola: It feels like just yesterday... the day I met you at that party in the 1990's.", "Lola: [ Chuckles ] What is that awesome smell? Is that peanut butter and bread?", "Michael: Not quite. Peanut butter on bread.", "Lola: [ Chuckles ]", "Michael: It's kind of my specialty. Here. Try it.", "Lola: Okay. Mmm. It's peanut buttery, but I can definitely taste the bread in there, too.", "Michael: That's exactly... what I was going for.", "Lola: I'm Lola. Pre-med.", "Michael: Michael. Pre-ejaculate making its way up my vas deferens.", "Lola: [ Sighs ]", "Michael: I figure since you're pre-med, you understand what I'm saying.", "Lola: You know, I still think of you fondly every time I see or taste bread.", "Michael: Yeah?", "Lola: Yeah.", "Michael: Well, we should get some sleep, huh?", "Lola: Yeah. Good night.", "Michael: Good night.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[ Classical music plays ]", "Marvin: Dude, you're killing me here.", "No, I'll call it off. I don't care. No. You tell...", "Michael: [ Sighs ]", "Together: Oh, I didn't see you come in.", "[ Both laugh ]", "Lola: [ Sighs ]", "Are you in the middle of a number two right now?", "Michael: No. Too nervous.", "Lola: Good.", "[ Moans ]", "Who are we kidding? Oh, this was bound to happen. Oh, Michael. Oh, I haven't had sx on a toilet in months.", "Glenn: Oh, here comes Cat.", "Valerie: She looks so beautiful.", "Glenn: Oh, she looks great.", "Owen: Oh, she went with the white dress.", "Michael: I can't do this.", "Cat: Michael.", "Michael: I'm so sorry, everybody. I'm sorry, Cat. The wedding's off.", "Cat: Why?", "Owen: I can tell you why. Because his fiancée... is a murderer!", "[ All gasp ]", "Glenn: What?", "Owen: It look a while to put it all together, but now it makes perfect sense.", "Cat hated Glenn's wife, Sherry, from moment one. Sherry is a woman that can't hear anything at all! Then there's the matter of the weapon. The weapon was a stainless steel knife purchased from where? A department store. Now, then. It gives me pause as far as this being as... [ sighs ] strong a case as I'd hoped when I... heard it in my head before I started speaking. And it is actually unlikely that Cat did this murder at all. And now it's just anxiety that I have as I... look around and see everybody looking.", "[ Thunder crashes ]", "Denise!", "Lola: Marvin?!", "Marvin: What? What can I say? You caught us. I'm having sx with Denise right now. There's no denying it.", "Lola: So, Marvin, were you on the phone with Denise the whole time negotiating the terms of your impending affair?", "Marvin: In a nutshell, yes. That's right.", "Owen: Denise, how could you?", "Denise: Let's face it, Owen. I want to have fun, and you always want to investigate Sherry's murder. Of course I had s*x with Marvin. How could I not?", "Owen: Wait, what?", "Lola: Well, then I have an announcement to make, too. Michael and I are in love. And we've decided to be together.", "Michael: It's too late, Lola. I'm in love with someone else.", "Lola: What?", "Michael: It happened when we were in the bathroom.", "Lola: But...", "Michael: I love you.", "Michael: I've been wanting to quit my job, but you needed me to be the big, fancy cashier at Guitar Center, and, you know what? I never met Alex Van Halen.", "Lola: [ Gasps ]", "Michael: I only told you that I met A.V.H., 'cause that's the kind of cashier that you needed me to be.", "Cat: No. I...", "Michael: Betty's the first woman to give me the courage to pursue my dreams. So she and I are gonna live together. And we're both gonna work for Weird Al Yankovic.", "Weird Al: That's right. Betty's gonna manage my Twitter account, and Michael is gonna be my personal cashier.", "Valerie: Were you gonna mention this to me?", "Weird Al: No, I wasn't. Why?", "Michael: Well, there's nothing left to say. I, uh, got a taxi waiting outside if you want a ride. Betty, Marvin, Weird Al, Denise.", "[ Zipper zips ]", "[ Door opens ]", "[ Thunder crashes ]", "[ Door closes ]", "Glenn: Oh, Mondays, right?", "The weekends are never quite long enough.", "Owen: Hey, that reminds me, Glenn. About your wife's stabbing... You know, I'm kind of stumped on this. Everybody seems to have an alibi but you.", "Glenn: All right, listen. Listen to me. I did it, okay? I killed Sherry. But it was only because I was angry at her.", "Owen: Oh. That's why your prints were on the knife. You did it.", "Glenn: That's exactly right.", "Owen: I just figured it out.", "Glenn: Should we go to the cops?", "Owen: I'll tell you what. Just this once, I'm gonna take off my investigator hat and I'm gonna put on my friend hat and let you off with a warning.", "Glenn: [ Chuckles ] Wow. Thank you, buddy.", "Owen: I owe you. You know, you just helped me solve the big murder case.", "Glenn: [ Chuckling ] I did.", "Owen: So now we're even. [ Chuckles ]", "Glenn: Okay.", "Owen: I love you, buddy.", "Glenn: I love you, too.", "Lola: Has anyone ever told you that you look like an older Weird Al Yankovic?", "Michael: Yeah." ]	Childrens Hospital	05x04	Country Weekend	bunniefuu
Childrens_Hospital_05x05.json	[ "Owen and Dr. Santa Claus have to save a ward full of sick imaginary friends from closure. Cat wants to become a mother." ]	[ "Narrator: Previously on \"Childrens Hospital\"...", "Valerie: Guys! The power is out.", "Cat: This is where the backup generator is, but that's where most of the velociraptors are. This will teach us to play God.", "[ Creature roars ]", "[ All gasp ]", "5.05 - Imaginary Friends So I was like, \"Lady, if you think that Horse AIDS isn't contagious, you got another think coming... Horse AIDS!\"", "[ Both laugh ]", "That's what I said to her! All right, guys, I got to go do some computer stuff in another room, but I'll see you later, all right?", "Glenn: Okay.", "Owen: I love her stories about horse AIDS.", "Glenn: Oh, yeah. She's gonna make a great mom someday.", "Cat: Yeah. I would make a great mom one day.", "Chief: This doesn't look too serious. I'll just need to have a talk with your parents. They're not with us anymore.", "Glenn: I wouldn't want to sit in a hospital waiting around for some kid, neither. No, they passed away.", "Glenn: Oh! It was a long time ago.", "Glenn: Well, it must be kind of cool to be alone, huh? You get to stay up late, watch the Johnny Carson? I'm not alone. Jasper-Pants is here in that chair. He's invisible.", "Glenn: You have an imaginary friend, huh? Yeah.", "Chief: Okay. Since he's here, why don't we take a look at Jasper-Pants, as well?", "Glenn: Kid, we have a special ward where we bring imaginary friends to make sure they're okay.", "Chief: We're taking him to the imaginary-friend ward, which is totally a real thing. Uh...", "Sal: Attention hospital staff... Tonight is your night. Believe in yourself. Go out there and get her back.", "Chief: Thank God kids are stupid enough to have imaginary friends, huh, guys?", "Valerie: Yeah.", "Glenn: Yeah. And I've been jonesing all day for a Cigarillo.", "Chet: Whoa! The 'Rillos are hard to find. Where'd you get that, man?", "Glenn: I know a guy. Japanese guy.", "Chet: You say Japanese?", "Glenn: Yeah.", "Chet: Ugh. Hi, buddy! Look at him!", "Cat: Oh, dear. Oh. Mnh-mnh. Not good. What? What is it?", "Cat: It looks like your baby is suffering from No-adoption-itis. That's not even a real thing.", "Cat: Yes, it's a very real thing. You're gonna have to put him up for adoption. What?", "Cat: We recommend that you give him to me. Now, before you say no, consider this... I really want a baby. Are you crazy?", "Cat: Am I crazy? Huh? You know what, lady? Yeah. If wanting a baby more than anything in the world because... a co-worker offhandedly made a remark that you'd be a great mom after I told a story about Horse AIDS makes me crazy, then lock me up. I'm crazy. Sure, I've never considered being a mom up until this morning, but now it's one of the top five things that I think about, number one being fracking. Okay. Can you just tell me if my baby's okay so I can get out of here?", "Cat: Your baby has Horse AIDS.", "Glenn: I had an imaginary friend when I was young. His name was Steve Perry, and he always said, \"Don't stop believing, Glenn.\"", "Valerie: Steve Perry was lead singer of Journey. He said \"Don't stop believing\" to everybody.", "Glenn: Yeah, but I imagined that he was my best friend and, with me, he always added \"Glenn.\"", "Chet: Chief was my imaginary best friend.", "Chief: Yeah, that's right.", "Valerie: Well, I had a bunch of imaginary friends, only they were real friends because I wasn't a loser.", "Chet: Hey.", "Sy: Okay, listen up, everybody. I'm so sorry to tell you this, but we're going to shut down this kind of makeshift smoking hangout lounge.", "Glenn: What?!", "Chief: Fascist!", "Chet: Fonzie!", "Sy: Because... we're going to make it into the official very comfortable smoking lounge.", "Glenn: Great!", "Chief: Capitalist!", "Chet: Love it.", "Owen: Hey, I just read the news on the Internet. They're shutting this place down?", "Chief: Yep, Sy finally realized the importance of smoking comfortably.", "Owen: Great. Well, hooray for that news. Owen, my boy, you're back! Did you bring the steth-poop-a-scope I asked for? Ho ho ho!", "Owen: Here you go, Dr. Santa Claus. Look, Dr. Santa Claus, I can't help you anymore. They're shutting this place down. Where's everybody going to go? They need help! Raggedy Paggedy broke her smile! Big-Ben-Burger's covered in ouchies! Captain Beach-House's blood pressure is 60 over 40. It's hard enough as it is. I'm the only doctor in the ward. None of \"aar\" kids had the \"faar\" sight to \"staart\" our names with \"daarctor.\" Only you did it, Owen, because you're such a smart little boy.", "Owen: But I'm not a boy anymore, Dr. Santa Claus. Don't you get it? That's only true if you decide it is.", "Owen: All right. All right. I'll tell you what. I'll help you cure these guys, but that's all I can do. Oh, thank you, Owen! Okay!", "Sal: Attention hospital staff... if you just be quiet for 30 seconds, I can finish up. Then we can both go to sleep. That is all. Is that it? Can I go now?", "Cat: So impatient. Hold your Horse AIDS. You know, your baby might be happier with a more patient mother. Is this an adoption form?", "Cat: No, it's a standard medical form. Can't you read the removable sticker? What?", "Cat: Sign it. I'll look into that after the holidays. I'm not signing this.", "Cat: God, you're act like I'm trying to steal your baby or something.", "Owen: [ Grunting ] Now, you have to hold still so I can get a blood sample, Drunk Daddy. You know daddy loves mommy, right, honey?", "[ Air hisses ]", "Owen: [ Spits ] Damn it!", "This guy doesn't even have blood. It's all glitter and shaving cream. Well, BeanBag Boy should be an easy one. He's full of beans. [ Farting ] Ohh.", "Owen: BeanBag Boy has gas? What am I doing? You're helping! Now there's just two left... Jasper-Pants and Captain Beach-House.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Glenn: What's, uh... going on in here, Owen?", "Owen: Oh. I just came in here to smoke. Owen! Captain Beach-House is flatlining!", "Valerie: You don't still believe in imaginary friends, do you, Owen? Get me 20 cc of chocolate frosting, stat!", "Owen: Shut up, Dr. Santa Claus!", "Glenn: Who are you talking to?", "Owen: I was talking to Val. I called her Dr. Santa Claus because she's so fat.", "Glenn: Burn. [ Laughs ] You are fat. His blood pump stopped!", "Owen: I'm just gonna sit down right over here while you guys continue to ask me questions. Ohh! Me \"haartee\"! We need to sedate him. Hand me those jelly beans.", "Valerie: Owen, do you think there's someone in that bed?", "Owen: Of course not!", "Valerie: Well, then, if there's no one there, you wouldn't be mad if I did...", "Owen: No. No, no, no. No, please don't.", "Valerie: This! Aah! Me \"haaaart\"! We're losing him, Owen!", "[ Both laugh ]", "Owen: Screw it!", "Don't you die on me, Captain Beach-House! Don't you die on me!", "Valerie: This is awesome!", "Glenn: Hey, watch this.", "Owen: Glenn, no! They're real!", "Glenn: I can even use a bow and arrow, right?", "Owen: No! Not the arrows! Guys, please don't do this! You're hurting them!", "Valerie: Whoo!", "Glenn: How about nunchuks?! Chk chk! Hyah! Aaaaah! Glenn! Why did you stop believing, Glenn? I told you over and over again, personally. I even added Glenn to it and everything.", "Glenn: Oh, Steve...", "Valerie: Glenn! Glenn, who are you talking to? You lost your innocence, Glenn. Why must you rob Owen of his?", "Glenn: I'm sorry, imaginary Steve Perry.", "Valerie: I'm just gonna... I'm getting out.", "Glenn: And I'm sorry, real Owen.", "Owen: Thanks, buddy!", "Glenn: How can I help?", "Owen: Grab a schmeg-poop-a-mometer and go to work!", "Glenn: You got it! No need!", "Owen: Wait. What happened? It was Glenn. That's the power of believing, Owen! It's contagious! It goes on and on and on and on!", "Owen: Like that stupid song you sing. Jasper-Pants! Don't worry about me, Dylan. I'm only dying. It's no big whoop. What about the power of believing? You don't believe anymore. You've lost your innocence. I have had to grow up pretty fast. My parents died. Ah. I also found this stack of Playboys in the woods last week, which made a big impression on me. Well, goodbye, Jasper-Pants. And thanks. I love you.", "Owen: Dr. Santa Claus, I also really enjoy Playboys. So... maybe it's time we say goodbye. Thanks for everything. So, you can probably go die or whatever, too. I understand. But I think I still have some usefulness in me. Dylan, I will be your new imaginary friend. Oh. Um... But I just went through the whole thing about growing up too fast and the Playboys... Ho ho ho ho! Don't worry! It'll be great. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Oh, fine.", "Glenn: [ Laughs ] Ho ho ho ho ho ho! Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!", "Owen: You take care, Dylan. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Look, I... Can you stop laughing for a second so I can have a conversation? Thank you. Thanks. [ Sighs ] Come on.", "Cat: Hey, guys, I'm gonna head home early. I got a case of No-adoption-itis.", "Owen: You looking to adopt a child, Cat?", "Cat: Yeah. Why? You know of one?", "Glenn: Well, I think I know where you can find one.", "Cat: Where?", "Glenn: Same guy who got me the Cigarillos. He lives about a mile and a half that way.", "Cat: Okay.", "Glenn: Japanese guy.", "Cat: Oh! Okay, cool. I thought you were talking about the orphan kid over there, who was talking to himself and I was like, \"No way!\" Come on, Dr. Santa Claus. So, where are we gonna live?", "♪ Super ♪ ♪ This is great ♪ ♪ Thank you all so much for... ♪", "Valerie: Oh! Captain Beach-House, you're so strong!", "[ Gasps ]", "What was that? Oh, I'm sorry for neglecting you, Olde Tyme Strongman. Oh! Oh, Drunk Daddy, your stubble's so rough. Yeah, just like that. You know how I like it. Oh, I love it when you drink. Oh, yeah, that's right.", "♪ And performers that I'm seeing ♪ ♪ Cheers to you all ♪ ♪ Mariay ♪ ♪ You're in the bomb's way ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪" ]	Childrens Hospital	05x05	Imaginary Friends	bunniefuu
Childrens_Hospital_05x06.json	[ "Lola's spot-on impersonations get her assigned to a government task force as an old love interest complicates matters." ]	[ "Dr. Brian: I'm looking for Dr. Lola Spratt... tall, skin like an airbrushed centerfold, legs that go all the way up to make an ass out of themselves.", "Lola: [ Scoffs ] Lola is a girl's name. I thought girls can't be doctors.", "Dr. Brian: Maybe I'm looking for a girl to play doctor. 5.06 - The Gang Gets Sushi", "Lola: [ As Cat ] Such a pleasure to meet you.", "[ Laughter ]", "Cat: I do do that.", "God, Lola, your impressions are so amazing. Do Glenn now.", "Lola: Oh, easy.", "Glenn: Oh, God.", "Lola: [ As Glenn ] But why not? Is it because I'm Jewish?", "Glenn: I swear, you do me saying, \"But why not? Is it because I'm Jewish?\" then insecurely touching my yarmulke better than I do. You really do. What about Blake? Do Blake.", "Lola: Okay. [ As Blake ] You want to sponsor me in my Ironman Triathlon in May, huh? But keep in mind... I will not practice, and I will not try.", "[ Laughter ]", "Blake: Okay. All right.", "Spot on, except that the triathlon is in June.", "Dori: Hey, do me. Do me.", "Lola: [ Normal voice ] I don't know who you are.", "Dori: Oh.", "Glenn: Lola, what's your secret?", "Lola: The secret is to hone in on something specific that someone does and then... do that thing just like them.", "Glenn: That's the secret.", "Cat: Just like them?", "Lola: Like when Owen is separating ventricles, he's like, [as Owen] \"I'm Dr. Owen Maestro. Snip, snip, snip.\" [ Squishing, monitor beeping ]", "Glenn: Oh, B.P.'s dropping.", "Lola: Nurse. I'm so sorry. I'll undo that.", "Glenn: Suction.", "Owen: Separating the ventricles. Back it off.", "Glenn: Hey, are we all going to that sushi place tonight?", "Blake: Yeah.", "Lola: I would not miss a night out with my best pals.", "Glenn: Well, we better get going, because that place gets crowded quick.", "Glenn: Hey, nurse, y-you can finish a heart surgery, right?", "Dori: I'll give it a shot.", "Glenn: These guys got a soft-shell crab roll. It's better than a tuna roll. [ Chuckling ] That's the thing. In Japan, they don't call it Japanese food. They just call it food.", "Cat: Come on, Lola. The sushi's gonna get cold.", "Lola: I'm coming. I'm printing up another photo of us for my wallet.", "Cat: But we're your living, breathing photo for your wallet.", "Lola: [ Chuckling ] True. But still.", "Cat: Ohh.", "Glenn: All right. See you there, Lola.", "Cat: All right, roomie.", "Lola: Bye.", "Glenn: She loves those photos.", "Cat: I know, even though we're just right here.", "Lola: Ohh. Okay. Aww. Wait. What?", "[ Gasps ]", "Two, three. Liar. Ugh. [ Echoing ] Lola.", "Lola: [ Gasps ] Good morning, Dr. Spratt.", "Lola: Where am I? What's going on? Relax. The lieutenant will tell you everything. In fact, I believe you two knew each other.", "Lola: How would you know? Because he...", "Dr. Brian: ...is me.", "Lola: Brian?", "Dr. Brian: What's 5'9\", has hair the color of raw honey, and breasts so tear-shaped it looks like her sternum is weeping? Answer... Lola Spratt.", "Lola: You left without saying goodbye. You left here, out of the blue.", "Dr. Brian: I couldn't say goodbye. They grabbed me the same way we grabbed you. Now, let's get you in some clothes and take a walk around the facility.", "Lola: Like, different clothes?", "Dr. Brian: We've been watching you, Lola. Intel says you're the most talented impressionist they've seen in decades. I guess we'll see.", "Lola: Well, there's one impression I'll never be able to do, and that's of a woman who still loves you.", "Dr. Brian: Well, maybe we should work on that one. After my training, Frank Caliendo could do an impression of a woman who was still in love with me in his sleep.", "Lola: Oh, not a chance.", "Dr. Brian: This isn't about me and you, Lola. Your country needs you. As Mr. Morgan Freeman would say... [As Morgan freeman] Your training begins now. [ Normal voice ] This job will test every technique and trick you've ever learned.", "Lola: [ As John Kimble ] It's not a tumor!", "Dr. Brian: More Austrian. I will assault your senses with the most sophisticated vocal-training exercises in the world.", "Lola: [ As Julia Child ] I'm Julia child.", "Dr. Brian: Better. More marbles. An impressionist embodies his subject. This isn't Michael!", "Lola: [ Sings high note ]", "Dr. Brian: Better. No impression is too obscure. [ As Andrew Dice Clay ] And said, \"Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?\" [ Laughing ] Oh, oh, oh. Aah!", "Dr. Brian: Good!", "Lola: [ Laughs ]", "Dr. Brian: Austin Powers reality show.", "Lola: [ As Austin powers ] Oh, you're fired, baby, yeah.", "Dr. Brian: Good. You will be tested mentally, as well as physically.", "Lola: [ Normal voice ] China. Brazil.", "Dr. Brian: No!", "Lola: Ahh! I should know that one... I lived there.", "Dr. Brian: Now you're Rodney Dangerfield. What are they?", "Lola: Uh... Oh! [ As Rodney Dangerfield ] Ohh, I get no respect.", "Dr. Brian: Good. Now you're Groucho Marx. What are they?", "Lola: [ Normal voice ] Uh... [ As Groucho ] That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard.", "Dr. Brian: Now nunchuks. Go! Go! Go!", "Lola: [ Screams ] Joan Rivers as Abe Lincoln.", "Lola: [ As Joan Rivers ] Fourscore and seven years ago... sounds like my s*x life. Can we talk?", "Dr. Brian: You're ready.", "Lola: [ Normal voice ] Mm. I miss you guys.", "[ Groans ]", "My throat feels like it's been on its feet for days, and my facial muscles are barking.", "Dr. Brian: [ Foreign accent ] Go on. Tell me more.", "Lola: Oh, I hope Brian's pleased.", "Dr. Brian: [ Normal voice ] He is.", "Lola: Brian.", "Dr. Brian: I'm proud of you, Lola.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "I brought you something. It's a wireless communication device. I wore this on my first mission. Peace rally in Chicago. I was supposed to do Jesse Jackson over the P.A. Something like, [as Jesse Jackson] \"Ladies and gentlemen, I am a-Jesse Jackson.\"", "Lola: What? [ Chuckles ]", "Dr. Brian: [ Normal voice ] Two men got shot that night.", "Lola: Oh.", "Dr. Brian: Your first mission is tonight. Once a year, the chairman of N.A.T.O. holds a dinner for a hand-picked group of military leaders. Deals are made, and secrets are passed around like a plate of hors d'oeuvres. Hors d'oeuvres are also passed around. I'll be on the radio at all times.", "Lola: So, am I impersonating a dignitary? [ Russian accent ] Maybe Russian arms dealer?", "Dr. Brian: Shh. That's him. Chairman Desmit, 4:00.", "Lola: [ Normal voice ] Copy that. Got him.", "[ Glass clinks ]", "Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.", "Dr. Brian: This is it, Lola. You're on.", "Lola: What? But I don't know the mission.", "Dr. Brian: Your mission is to entertain them. Desmit loves impressions.", "Lola: Ah.", "Dr. Brian: Remember your training. So, please welcome the woman of a thousand voices, Lola Spratt.", "[ Applause ]", "Lola: Thank you.", "I recently traveled here by military helicopter. And you'll never guess who was with me... Jerry Seinfeld. [ As Seinfeld ] What's the deal with these helicopters? They go up. They go down. Only thing they don't do is have a bathroom.", "Dr. Brian: What are you doing, Lola?", "Lola: [ Normal voice ] And then someone else joined us. It was a Mr. Forrest Gump. And he says, [as Forrest Gump] \"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get with these helicopters.\"", "Dr. Brian: Why would a fictional character be in the same helicopter as a real person?", "Lola: Oh, look. There's Yoda. [ As Yoda ] Mm. Use the force with this helicopter you must.", "Dr. Brian: Abort mission. Repeat. Abort mission. Lola? Lola! Damn. Ready the Eagle's Nest. She's gone rogue.", "Lola: [ Normal voice ] Ladies and gentlemen, I've often wondered what the classic \"who's on first\" routine would sound like if it were between Julia Child and Christopher Walken. Now, I think it might sound a little something like this.", "Dr. Brian: On my command, Eagle.", "[ Gun cocks ]", "Lola: [ As Julia Child ] Well, I'm Julia Child.", "We have a wonderful team of players with the funniest names. [ As Christopher Walken ] What names? What are these funny names? And another guy hits a long fly ball. He's on third. And I don't give a darn. [ As Julia child ] Oh, yes. He's a shortstop.", "[ Speaking native language ]", "[ Applause ]", "Dr. Brian: Stand down, Eagle.", "Mission complete. Repeat. Mission complete. Righteous.", "[ Applause continues ]", "Lola: [ Chuckles ] We did it.", "[ Glasses clink ]", "Dr. Brian: You did it, Lola.", "I'm not the only one who's impressed. We want you to join our elite squadron. You'll be traveling the world, doing impressions of everyone from local Afghani war lords to local Afghani gay lords.", "Lola: I don't know. Brian, I can't leave my friends.", "Dr. Brian: I think I know somebody who could be your friend.", "Lola: Is he about 5'8\", skin the color of a tall nonfat latte? And do the front of his pants contain a secret also the color of a... [Gasps] Brian, I... I can't. Goodbye.", "[ Sobs ]", "[ Sighs ]", "[ Laughter ]", "Dori: Lola, where have you been?", "Lola: Hi, guys.", "Cat: God, we had the craziest dinner.", "Did you know that sushi is raw? We were all like, \"Okay, what?\"", "Blake: Yeah, I ate a hunk of wasabi, thinking it was guacamole. I was like, \"Okay, what?\"", "Owen: Lola, you would have loved... Lola?", "Cat: Where'd she go?", "Glenn: Lola?", "Dori: All her stuff is gone.", "Cat: She must be off on her own journey.", "♪ And the winter sky ♪ ♪ Sings a lonely song ♪ ♪ The drama goes deep ♪ ♪ Between you and me ♪ ♪ Where is my standing ovation? ♪ ♪ Don't wait up for me ♪ ♪ For the light of the sun ♪ ♪ Don't wait up for me ♪ ♪ Ah, ah ♪", "♪ For the light of the sun comes up or goes down ♪ ♪ Don't wait up for me ♪ ♪ For the light of the sun comes up or goes down ♪", "♪ Don't wait up ♪ ♪ Don't wait up for me ♪ ♪ For the light of the sun comes up or goes down ♪ ♪ Don't wait up for me ♪ ♪ For the light of the sun comes up or goes down ♪" ]	Childrens Hospital	05x06	The Gang Gets Sushi	bunniefuu
Childrens_Hospital_05x07.json	[ "It's Old Fashioned Day at Childrens Hospital. And it lasts longer than a day, which allows for a conflict." ]	[ "[PREVIOUSLY_ON]", "Blake: Well, certainly. Which way did you come in?", "[ Breathes deeply ]", "What do I do for a headache?", "Sy: Take this hammer, hit yourself in the head, then you'll have a headache. Ga-zing.", "Chief: Ma'am, calm down. You're hysterical. No, it's my son. He swallowed a roll of film.", "Chief: Well, let's hope nothing develops. When I press my leg, it hurts. When I press my chest, it hurts. When I press my stomach, it hurts. What's wrong with me?", "Sy: So straightforward. You've got a sore finger. Wah-wah-wahh. Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.", "Blake: Well, I'm afraid you may have been built upside down. Haaaaaaaaaa-haa!", "[ Mid-tempo music plays ]", "Sal: Attention, staff.", "The base commander talks without using his mouth for some reason. You'll see what I mean.", "Glenn: [ Sighs ] Another boring day.", "Chief: [ Yawns ] Yeah. Aah! Clown!", "Blake: [ Scoffs ] See that?", "[ Chuckles ]", "That never happens to me. People love me all the time.", "[ Chuckles ]", "Must be something really, really scary behind me. Aah! It's Sy and another guy! Run!", "Commander Tandy: [ Sighs ] I do so hate seeing young children cry.", "Sy: Yeah, I'm pretty okay with it.", "Commander Tandy: You know, Sy, having your medical team here has been really great for the kids. I...I just wish there was something more we could do for them.", "Sy: We could have a theme day. We did that a lot at childrens. We had outside day, Thursday Doris day, day pride day, and Daniel day-Lewis day.", "Commander Tandy: Ugh. You know, please shush, shush, shush, shush. Cool it with the themes, Sy. Call me old-fashioned, but in my day, all you ever needed was one example of anything.", "Sy: I think you just solved it. Olde fashioned day. We could do everything the way they used to back then.", "Commander Tandy: Yes. That's a great idea, Sy. I'll start getting all the paperwork ready for cent-comm.", "Sy: Paperwork? That sounds like a lot of red tape.", "Blake: I hate Sy's theme days.", "Glenn: [ Grunts ] I miss my boxer briefs. These long jonathans are itching my bell end.", "Blake: Yeah. Olde fashioned day's stupid. Look, mom. He's funny.", "[ Laughs ]", "Blake: What do you mean I'm funny?", "It's just...You know.", "Blake: No, I don't know. You said it, okay? How am I funny? Like... like, I amuse you?", "Chief: [ Elderly voice ] Blake, you've got it all wrong.", "Blake: No, no, no, no, olde fashioned chief. He knows what he said. He's a big boy. What did you say? Huh? How am I funny? I'm just trying to understand this, 'cause, I don't know. Maybe I'm a little [bleep] up, you know? How am I funny? Like, I'm a clown? Oh! Oh! You like clowns!", "[ Laughs ]", "Blake: Wow.", "Hey, thank you. No, thank you.", "Blake: Clowns were like rock stars back then. Oh, olde fashioned day is great.", "Sy: We will be seeing you all at the banquet and vespers concert?", "Glenn: Hey, uh, are Jews allowed?", "Sy: That's a very good question.", "Glenn: Oh.", "Sy: You know what we're serving? We're serving barbecued shoat and sugar cane.", "Chief: [ Normal voice ] Oh, my God! I love shoat!", "Blake: I'm gonna go purge.", "Commander Tandy: Everyone's really embraced your idea, Sy.", "Sy: I'm so proud.", "Commander Tandy: The base has never been so...alive.", "Sy: Should we carry on?", "Commander Tandy: In a second.", "[ Grunts ]", "Okay, let's go.", "Sy: Okay. Well done, chief.", "Chief: [ Panting ]", "Blake: Hah. What? Hah!", "[ Children laugh ]", "Chief: Put him in there forever and ever and ever.", "You're never gonna grow up. Good luck, mister. He's just a kid.", "Glenn: Did you know that people used alcohol to stop coughs and to numb the pain of arranged marriages?", "[ Indistinct talking ]", "Aah!", "Blake: [ Laughing ]", "[ Laughter ]", "Yeah? Yeah?", "Sal: Hear ye, hear ye, staff. Reminder... no smoking in your olde fashioned day costumes. They are rentals, and it's really hard to get that smell out. Return to your normal habits tomorrow. That's tomorrow, when everything goes back to normal.", "Beth: Okay, all right. I'm going in town to get supplies.", "Glenn: Oh, yeah? What are you gonna buy?", "Beth: I can't tell you that, Glenn.", "Glenn: Why not?", "Beth: Because I don't want to ruin the supplies.", "Glenn: Still doing the olde fashioned thing, huh?", "Chief: Sy, this kid's tissue is necrotic. We need antibiotics and a thermal wrap.", "Sy: I know, but all the modern medical equipment is still under lock and key. Until we get it, we can use a hank of pig intestines.", "Chief: What?!", "Sy: We'll suck the infection out.", "Glenn: Guys, guys, what's going on? I thought olde fashioned day was over.", "Sy: Well, it is, but, you know, the red tape is a little harder to undo.", "Blake: So we have to make do with what we have, which means maggot therapy or amputation. I'll go heat up an axe. That's crazy.", "Glenn: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Nobody's amputating anything.", "Blake: Do you quarrel with me, sir?", "Glenn: What?", "Dori: Blake had a really good day yesterday. So it's gone a little bit to his head.", "Blake: Whoa! Whoa! You will regret that, Hebrew.", "Sy: Glenn, please do me a favor. Just go put on your Fiddler costume, all right?", "Glenn: No.", "Sy: I'm gonna go and check on the bureaucracy and keep moving it along.", "Glenn: Great. You do that.", "Chief: What am I supposed to do with this?", "Glenn: Shove it up your ass.", "Blake: You just can't move any part of your face.", "Commander Tandy: It's more like I don't choose to move any part of my face.", "Blake: Oh, oh, okay.", "Glenn: There's commander Tandy. He'll figure this out.", "Blake: There he is. As laid down by olde fashioned day directive, an employee shall not wear modern dress on olde fashioned day.", "Commander Tandy: I'm sorry. I had no choice. Arrest this man!", "Glenn: Why? What are you... what?! What?", "Commander Tandy: Well, rules are rules, my friend. I had no choice but to invoke martial law.", "Blake: Anyone else care to challenge me? You know, because there's, uh, still room left in the menstrual hut.", "[ Sniffs ]", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Dori: You have to come quick.", "Chief: Oh.", "Dori: The kid with the rotten arm is in shock.", "Glenn: Hey!", "Sy: Oh, my goodness, the order hasn't gone through yet.", "Blake: This kid's still alive?", "Sy: Yeah.", "Blake: Dori, go get me a turnkey, a candle, some cheesecloth, and a touch of cocaine.", "Let's start chopping.", "Chief: Blake, Blake, Blake. Wait, wait, wait. Listen to me. Getting attention can be a very powerful thing, especially when you don't get it that often. It can make you feel great joy, and it can make you do crazy things like get a co-worker thrown into the stocks for no reason or chop off the arm of a small child with an axe that you pulled out of no...where did you hide that axe, by the way?", "Blake: Uh, a holster in my bodkin.", "Chief: Oh, my God. That's pretty good. [ Laughs ]", "Blake: [ Sighs ] You're right, chief. [ Sighs ] You know what? I, uh... I went a little bit too far with this.", "Sy: Absolutely not.", "Chief: Nah.", "Blake: A little bit. A little bit too far. Really. I did things that you guys don't even know about, but you'll find out later what they are, and you might get hurt. They're really bad, bad, far-out things. They're... they're traps that I've set, and I can't unset them. So...I apologize ahead of time.", "Beth: Back with the supplies.", "Chief: Thank God. Modern medical equipment. Pork buns? What? Nurse Beth, where is the medical equipment we sent you out to get?", "Beth: Supplies!", "Blake: Okay.", "Chief: Okay, that is pretty funny, but, damn it, what are we gonna do now?", "Sy: Hmm.", "Chief: I wish Glenn were here.", "Glenn: I don't know. I was more of a...bookworm more than anything, you know? I didn't like the sports or anything like that. I would just kind of, you know, escape in a book.", "Chief: The old-fashioned way failed us, and the modern way is pork buns.", "Sy: I have an idea. There's only one thing to do... The future way. I'm going to write this letter to a doctor in the future, and I'm gonna tell him to come back here to today and bring with him medical supplies from the future to today in order to cure this kid.", "Chief: [ Laughs ] Sounds like a plan.", "Blake: It's so simple.", "Sy: All right, nurse Beth, bury that in the ground. And now...We wait.", "Dr. Greenberg: Hello.", "Sy: Dr. Greenberg?", "Sy: Wow. That was fast.", "Dr. Greenberg: This is our patient?", "Sy: Yes, it is.", "Dr. Greenberg: All right, just a moment.", "Sy: Please take a look.", "[ Device whirs ]", "Dr. Greenberg: And let's have a look.", "Get out of here.", "Chief: Oh, my gosh! Thank you, future doctor.", "Dr. Greenberg: Oh, well, I should thank you. You know, the note you wrote is considered an important medical text and is on display at our museum of medicine and science. It's an honor to meet the authors in person.", "Sy: I wrote it.", "Dr. Greenberg: Oh, well, very well done. Yes. Now, uh, the only problem is that you did set off a chain of events that created a dystopian apocalyptic future. So some people have mixed feelings about you.", "Chief: Understandable.", "Dr. Greenberg: I really should go now, uh, before they find me.", "Sy: Thanks for coming.", "Chief: Oh, wait, wait, wait. One more thing. Um, who's gonna be our next president?", "Dr. Greenberg: Joe Biden. Anything else? Or are we good?", "Sy: Yes. Oh, I'd like to know, what's the weather tomorrow?", "Dr. Greenberg: Uh, partly sunny. Rain along the coast in the early-morning hours. All good?", "Beth: I have a question. I'm renting, so is it really necessary for me to own a lawn mower, or is that just...", "Dr. Greenberg: Well, it depends how long your lease is and how often you mow.", "Blake: What does that have to do with the future? You have one question to ask. Like, you could know anything you want in the world. I could've told you that, that having a lawn mower... I would say no.", "Beth: And then it's month-to-month after that.", "Dr. Greenberg: Okay.", "Chief: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I got another one.", "[ Chuckles ]", "Um, are we ever gonna let Glenn out of the stockades?", "Dr. Greenberg: No.", "Chief: No!", "[ Laughs ]", "Sy: Oh, I have one more.", "Who is the next person asking you a question?", "Dr. Greenberg: Uh, the crippled lady asked me if I'm single.", "Chief: Are you single?", "Dr. Greenberg: See?", "Chief: I'm serious.", "[ Mid-tempo music plays ]", "No laughing. No dancing with patient. Romancing. No parties caressing. I find it distressing. Collecting devices. They're paying the prices of overconsumption with mental construction.", "Sal: Attention, staff. Maybe I'm old fashioned, but in my day, we didn't have iPads. We got by just fine with iPhones and laptops." ]	Childrens Hospital	05x07	Old Fashioned Day	bunniefuu
Childrens_Hospital_05x08.json	[ "Owen gets a perm, so Chief and Kat have to trick him into one of Chet's immersive Halloween mazes. Glenn's mouse Chilli dies. Blake doesn't understand modern idiomatic expressions. Guest star: Michael Winslow" ]	[ "Chief: Hey, Chet.", "Chet: Oh, hey, Chief.", "Chief: You know, I've been meaning to ask you, what do you do in your spare time?", "Chet: Oh, I like to build immersive Halloween mazes for the neighborhood kids.", "Chief: Oh.", "5.08 - Spoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm", "Owen: You know, according to Omni Magazine, it's only a matter of time before they shrink us down to microscopic size and we can perform surgery from the inside.", "Cat: Owen, wake up and smell the program. Everything's already been invented.", "Owen: Maybe you're right.", "Cat: [ Gasps ] Oh, God! Your hair! What the hell?", "Chief: Oh, God. When did that happen?", "Owen: Oh, my new perm. It's pretty powerful, right?", "Cat: No, no, no. You do not get to do that. I mean, why would a man do such a thing to his hair?", "Chief: I know. It's arrogant.", "Cat: Thank you.", "Blake: What are we talking about?", "Cat: Owen's got a new look. It's atrocious. Wait till you see it.", "Chief: Spoiler alert... it's a perm.", "Blake: Right, right, right. Oh, because... Owen's spoiled. Like, he's a spoiled brat, and that's why he got a perm.", "[ Laughing ]", "[ Sighs ]", "Cat: You don't know what \"spoiler alert\" means, do you?", "Blake: Of course I do. I know all the current expressions, and I know how to use them, and I can communicate just like you guys. Watch.", "\"Mm. That's too much information... on this.\"", "Chief: God, I hate Owen. Let's punish him.", "Cat: I have an idea, but it involves a staggering commitment of time and resources far out of proportion to the problem at hand.", "Chief: I'm in! What's the idea?", "Cat: Weren't you telling me that Chet likes to design immersive Halloween mazes for neighborhood kids or something?", "Chief: [ Gasps ]", "Blake: Mm. Hey, Glenn. Glad I caught you. Listen, I got this bilateral craniotomy this afternoon, and I'm like, \"Don't go there.\" Will you do it for me?", "Glenn: That's a tough procedure, Blake.", "Blake: Well, yeah, but not for you. I mean, you're the best.", "[ Both laugh ]", "Glenn: Blake, I... I... I...", "I can't lie anymore. I'm not the best. I'm not even the good.", "Blake: Oh. Oh, okay. Uh, I'm... I'm... I'm listening to you. You can tell that because I'm making eye contact with you and I'm nodding.", "Glenn: Blake, I'm gonna tell you a secret. And I know I can trust you because you're probably not listening to me. I'm a terrible surgeon. That's the truth. The real surgeon is Chilli, my pet mouse who lives underneath my yarmulke. By pulling on my hair, he guides my hands.", "Blake: Like the movie \"Ratatouille\"?", "Glenn: That's right. Exactly like that. Exactly like the movie \"Ratatouille.\"", "Blake: Glenn, that mouse is dead.", "Glenn: What? Oh, my God! Chilli! No!", "Blake: Spoiler alert?", "Chief: This kid's in bad shape. We're gonna need to do something... experimental.", "Cat: Are you suggesting we try the prototype micro-miniaturization machine? We're gonna need a doctor to be our micronaut.", "Chief: And it can't be me because of the high levels of cocaine in my system.", "Owen: Excuse me. If I heard you correctly, we have a machine that can shrink a man down and insert him into the human body?", "Chief: That's right. Thanks to a grant from Omni Magazine.", "Owen: Omni? They're the best.", "Cat: With Omni, science fiction can become science fact. I know this because I read it while on the toilet.", "Chief: But we don't have a volunteer. Oh!", "Owen: I know someone.", "Both: Who?", "Owen: He's 6'2\" with the looks of a Greg Kinnear type, and his name is me... Dr. Owen Maestro.", "Dori: Oh, my God! Your perm! Oh, my God!", "[ Glass shatters ]", "Oh, my God!", "[ Screaming, crashing ]", "Hey! What are you doing?!", "Dori: Get out of the car!", "[ Car door slams, tires screech ]", "[ Tires screech, crashing ]", "[ Chicken clucks ]", "Cat: Okay, I need to warn you.", "This whole experience is gonna be very, very painful and very, very embarrassing. Are you ready?", "Owen: Yes, I am.", "Cat: In order for us to shrink you down and inject you into this little boy, we're gonna need to sandpaper your skin.", "Owen: Why?", "Chief: Dead skin cells slow down the miniaturization process. You read Omni, right?", "Owen: Of course. Aah! Such intense pain! It's so embarrassing! It's just as you described!", "Chief: Next, you have to eat this entire stick of unsalted butter.", "Owen: [ Groans, gags ] All of it?", "Chief: All of it!", "Cat: This is so great!", "Chief: I'm having such a good time with you right now. Hey, are you on Google Plus?", "Chet: Once he finishes the unsalted butter, we will send him on an immersive journey through the \"human body.\"", "Cat: Do you think he'll buy it?", "Chet: I've been building haunted houses in my basement for neighborhood kids every Halloween for the past three years. I think I've picked up a few tricks along the way.", "Glenn: Chilli, you were... you were a good mouse and an even better surgeon. Take care of yourself, little buddy.", "[ Breathes deeply ]", "Blake, is there anything you'd like to say?", "Blake: That's what she said.", "Glenn: I need to head back and write my letter of resignation, so...", "Blake: I'm not gonna go with you. I want to... I want to stay out here.", "Glenn: Why?", "Blake: I'm better off living in the woods, okay? I just don't fit in up there.", "[ Breathes deeply ]", "I don't know. I mean... What do you think?", "Glenn: Oh. That sounds about right. I'll see you around.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Chet: In a few moments, we'll start the shrinking process.", "Owen: Let's make history.", "Chet: Step into the miniaturization pod.", "Owen: Almost reminds me of a prop from an immersive Halloween maze.", "Chet: Oh, are you into that sort of thing?", "Chief: Chet, calm down!", "Chet: Initiating miniaturization. Mr. Winslow, you're on.", "[ Imitates energy noises ]", "Owen: Whoa. Whoa!", "Uh-oh! Whoa! Whoa! Something's happening! I-I'm being shaken around a little bit. Whoa! I-I-I think I'm being shrunk down!", "[ Electricity crackles ]", "Aah! That feels like a very painful electric shock!", "Chet: Okay. The miniaturization process is now complete. We are now injecting you into the patient's bloodstream.", "Owen: Ohh! Close the curtains!", "Owen: Oh, my God. It's breathtaking. I have made my way to the carotid artery.", "[ Imitating heart beating ]", "Owen: I can actually hear the beating of the human heart.", "I need to figure out what I'm gonna wear to the Nobel Prize ceremony.", "Chief: [ Laughs ] Oh! I can't remember the last time I had this much fun. You're really special.", "Cat: This is fun, yeah.", "Chief: Yeah.", "Chet: Okay, my readings indicate that you're in a pure-air environment. Owen, you can take off your helmet if you want to.", "Owen: [ Breathes deeply ] This is exactly what I always imagined the inside of a young boy would smell like.", "Chief: Heads up, Owen. The patient just took a sip of scalding hot tea. Now!", "Owen: [ Screams ] My perm! And my flesh! Why would the patient be drinking tea right now?!", "Chet: [ Hisses ]", "Owen: [ Screams ]", "Chief: Chet!", "Cat: Uh, what's he doing?", "Owen: The patient has Draculas! I am terrified right now! Abort the procedure! Code red! Code red!", "[ Shouts, body thuds ]", "Cat: Oh, dear.", "Chief: Oh, God. Oh, no. Uh-oh.", "Cat: Okay. Just... Okay.", "Owen!", "Chief: Oh, God. He's in stage-four cardiac arrest. He needs to go to surgery, now! Prep the O.R.!", "Owen: I want...Glenn. He's the best. [ Echoing ] Glenn's the best.", "Glenn: \"I, Dr. Glenn Richie, hereby resign due to the fact that I have no ability to perform surgery.\"", "Cat: Glenn, there's an emergency! Chief will explain!", "Chief: Owen's had a heart attack! He's requested you!", "Glenn: No, I won't do it. I can't do it.", "Blake: Yes, you can. I was in the woods, and it all became clear to me. Your mouse has been dead for weeks. Look.", "Glenn: You're right. Chilli has been dead for weeks.", "Blake: I wrote it down.", "Glenn: You wrote it down. I've been performing so many surgeries, I... I must've forgotten to feed him. Wait. That means... that I performed all those surgeries... by myself.", "Chief: Exactly. Those skills were always in you. You just need to learn to do it without the mouse.", "Glenn: Let's scrub up.", "[ Monitors beeping ]", "Glenn: And we're closed.", "[ Applause ]", "[ Chuckles ]", "Chief: You did it again, Glenn.", "You are still very much our best surgeon.", "Glenn: Well, this time, I had a little help. Ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.", "[Laughs]", "Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...Ah. Not from my dead mouse... but from a very live human being. Blake, I'm proud to call you my friend.", "Chief: And I have really enjoyed this day that you and I have had together, Cat.", "Cat: I feel like you're pushing it just a tiny bit now.", "Chief: Fair enough.", "Owen: And I owe you all an apology. It was wrong of me to get a new hairstyle.", "Cat: Yeah.", "Owen: And I totally understand how it was necessary for you guys to go to the lengths you did to show that to me. Anything less than a totally immersive human body experience, I probably wouldn't have gotten the message.", "Chet: Look, I've been making these things since 2010, so I think I have some idea of what I'm doing.", "[ Laughter ]", "Glenn: Blake, you want to join us at the noodle house tonight?", "Blake: Spoiler alert... I'll be there.", "[ Laughter ]", "Glenn: What a perfect phrase for the situation.", "Blake: Spoiler alert...", "I'll be there.", "[ Breathes deeply ]", "I'll be there.", "Glenn: Hmm?", "Blake: I'll be there.", "Glenn: What?", "Blake: I'll be there. I have to get out of this one thing. If I can't, I will still try and make an appearance. [ Imitates static ] And now the news.", "[ Imitates static ]", "Big light in sky... [ Imitates static ] Scalding hot water on young... [ Imitates static ] And now a commercial. Mm-mmm. Oh, yeah, baby. It's all about lo..." ]	Childrens Hospital	05x08	Spoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm	bunniefuu
Childrens_Hospital_05x09.json	[ "Sy arranges a wine tasting at the hospital for Valerie and Chief, while Owen poses as Glenn thanks to an unconventional plan. But what will hospital reviewer Levon Bainter think of all this?" ]	[ "Tripper: If there's one thing soldiers hate, it's private contractors, especially ones that are bespectacled, naturally large breasted, or Jewish. But as long as you are on this base, you will conduct yourselves in a manner that is befitting the U.S. military.", "Sy: Listen up, everybody. Levon Bainter is coming here to review our clinic.", "Owen: Who's Levon Bainter?", "Dori: Only the military's biggest medical critic. One good review from him in Army Base Monthly and we will be flown to the White House... business class!", "Glenn: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Look at that. Who's a couple of businessmen flying business class?", "Dori: Excuse me? If Bainter trashes us, we will be shut down and flown home... coach class. Middle seats.", "Owen: Ah. Middle seats, surrounded by people.", "Glenn: [ Chuckles ] 5.09 - Wine Tasting", "Chief: Ah-ha! My copy of Wine Lover Magazine. Thank you.", "Valerie: Oh, my God. When you're done with that, can I see it? I'm so curious about the new rieslings from Harbor Vineyards.", "Chief: How about those pinot gris?", "Valerie: [ Sighs ]", "Sy: What are you talking about?", "Chief: If you must know, Sy, Valerie and I have taken an interest in fine wines, and we're really kind of heavily into it. You making fun of it like this hurts our feelings.", "Valerie: Your tone when you said, \"What are you guys talking about?\" really makes us feel like you don't take our non-work interests seriously.", "Sy: All right. I hear you. You've made a point. How about if we have a wine tasting right here on the base?", "Chief: Okay, this is exactly what we were talking about. You offer us a wine tasting, and yet literally no mention of who's gonna pay for it.", "Valerie: I don't think this is fixable.", "Sy: You girls set it up, and I am gonna pay for it.", "Chief: Okay. I guess I'm finally starting to feel heard.", "Owen: I'll see you man. I got the rest of the day off.", "Glenn: Oh, hey, Owen. Uh, I was thinking about going to play some golf with my girlfriend's dad today. Can you cover for me?", "Owen: Oh, I'd love to, but you're a plastic surgeon and I'm a cardiologist. We could get in big trouble.", "Glenn: Yeah. You're right. I suppose I could just reschedule, you know?", "[ Chuckles ]", "Not worth the hassle. Unless... We have a 3-D printer here for burn victims that generates a silicon veneer that looks exactly like skin.", "Owen: Like what?", "Glenn: Like skin. Now, what if we just make a few adjustments to it? We can graft one person's face onto another person's face.", "Owen: Great idea. Then I can finally get the face of Tilda Swinton.", "Glenn: That's right. But I'm saying today, you could look exactly like me.", "Owen: Oh. Okay.", "Glenn: But you'd have to act exactly like me to fool everyone.", "Owen: I don't see any big issues with this at all. Let's do it.", "Glenn: [ Chuckling ] Okay. Great! And at this point, you should start to feel a little drowsy.", "Owen: Glenn, I just want to double check in case I get stuck looking like you. It's pretty fun to be Jewish, right?", "Glenn: No. We hate ourselves. Let's see our work. Take a look.", "[ Chuckles ]", "Amazing, right?", "Owen: Wow. Amazing.", "Glenn: And this vocoder box will process your voice to match my pitch. Talk.", "Owen: Testing. [ Clears throat ] Testing. [ Feedback ] [ Echoing ] Testing. [ Glenn's voice ] Testing.", "Owen: I'm Dr. Glenn Richie. I'm Jewish, and... That's the main thing about me.", "Glenn: All right, buddy. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. And now off to hit the links.", "Owen: Okay.", "Sal: Attention, staff. I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I fall down. Scratch that. I'm an alcoholic. That is all.", "Valerie: [ Sighs ] Hey, Glenn. Glenn?", "Owen: Oh, hi. Yeah. That's me. I'm Glenn.", "[ Chuckles ]", "Valerie: Get ready to sample some hot varietals tonight!", "Chief: Oh. [ Laughs ]", "Get me tipsy enough, I might start giving out a different kind of sample.", "[ Chuckles ]", "Too soon?", "Valerie: Just slightly unclear.", "Chief: Oh, Glenn. Glenn.", "Owen: Yeah.", "Chief: Uh, what kind of cheese would you like tonight at the wine tasting?", "Owen: Uh...You're asking me... you're asking me, Glenn, what kind of cheese that I would like... Glenn would like... I would like, Glenn?", "Chief: Yes.", "Owen: Sharp cheddar.", "Chief: You got it, buddy.", "Owen: Yep.", "[ Sighs ]", "Pick up.", "Glenn: What do you want? I'm in the middle of playing golf!", "Owen: Glenn, Chief just asked me what your favorite cheese was, and I-I choked, buddy. I told her what my favorite cheese was. I told her sharp cheddar.", "Glenn: I like mild cheddar, you idiot! You're gonna get us caught. Oh!", "Chief: Thank you all for coming to... [ Siren wails ] Childrens Hos-bottles of Wine celebration.", "[ Tires screech ]", "Val and I have worked very hard on this event. We're really... I have an eight year old with a third-stage intestinal atresia. Who's on call and qualified to perform an emergency laparostomy?", "Sy: Well, aside from Owen, who's not here, the only people qualified to do something that delicate are Chief and Dr. Flame.", "Valerie: Oh!", "Chief: Well, well, well. I guess this worked out pretty perfectly for your little agenda, didn't it, Sy?", "Valerie: Yeah, Sy. What'll it take for you to take our momentary interest in wine seriously?", "Chief: What'll it take?! What will it take?", "Valerie: What?", "Chief: What?", "Valerie: [ Spits ]", "Sy: Okay, I'll tell you what. I'm gonna move the bottles into the O.R. We're gonna have the wine tasting during the operation.", "Valerie: Wow.", "Chief: A day late, and a dollar short.", "Valerie: That was difficult.", "Dori: I completely understand what you're talking about now.", "Chief: Right? I mean, like...", "Dori: It is disgusting.", "Valerie: And she's out. Very good. Scalpel number 23, please.", "Chief: Number 23. It was a very good year. All right. Dr. Flame is making the incision, and at this point, I think we can open the Sancerre.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Owen: You know, this wine would go great with my favorite cheese, sharp cheddar. Mi... mild cheddar. Mild cheddar. Excuse me. Nurse, is this the pediatric clinic?", "Dori: Levon Bainter. Uh, w-we weren't expecting you until tomorrow. Nurse apparently doesn't know how to use a calendar. Hate her voice. Hate her haircut. Hate her shirt.", "Dori: No, no. No. No. No, no, no, sir!", "Chief: [ Laughs ]", "Valerie: Mm. [ Clamps clatter ] Whoops! Okay, so, this is from Australia.", "G'day, mate.", "Valerie: Hey, we should get some tunes going.", "Chief: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!", "Glenn, sing one of your old-timey sing-along songs. Oh! \"Camptown Races\"!", "Owen: How about some other time? [ All jeer ] Just sing the first line, Glenn.", "Valerie: Yeah.", "Chief: Please? [ All chanting] Camptown! Camptown!", "Owen: Okay, yeah, sure. [ Chuckles ] Just give me one second.", "[ Chanting continues ]", "[ Cellphone beeps ]", "Glenn: What is it, Owen?", "I'm having a schvitz with my lady's old man.", "Owen: They want me to sing the first line to \"Camptown Races,\" and I don't know the words.", "Glenn: Okay.", "♪ The Camptown ladies sing this song ♪ ♪ Doo-dah, doo-dah ♪", "Owen: Well, how am I supposed to remember that?", "Glenn: Okay, okay, don't panic. Just open your mouth and mime singing and put the phone on speaker and hold it nonchalantly near your head.", "Owen: Great idea. Okay. Here goes. Uh...", "Glenn: Okay, count it off.", "Owen: 1, 2, 3, go.", "Glenn: ♪ The Camptown ladies sing this song ♪ ♪ Doo-dah, doo-dah ♪", "Chief: Aah! Yeah!", "Chief: Yeah, doo-dah! Doo-dah!", "Owen: It worked!", "Glenn: Yes! Okay. Just don't blow our cover, all right? I'm having the perfect day.", "Owen: Continue having a great day.", "[ Cellphone beeps ]", "Glenn: I really am. It's just... it's been a wonderful day.", "Chief: ♪ The Camptown ladies sing this song ♪", "Valerie: Oh, guys. Guys, guys, guys.", "We've been injecting the patient with red wine instead of blood. No wonder I can't get a buzz on. Loud voices coming from the O.R.?", "Dori: No, no, no, no! No, no! Wait. Um, um, before, um, you go in there maybe we should, uh... get to know each other better. Shameless attempt to distract this reviewer. Futile.", "Dori: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Revise that. This reviewer is slightly distracted now, somewhat interested, thinking of his wife. Are there moral consequences for our actions? Is monogamy even natural, fertility outdated? Thinking of... hearing mother's voice. Losing erection.", "Dori: Oh, no, no, no. Not worth it. Into the O.R.", "[ Indistinct conversation ]", "What is going on here?", "Dori: I'm so sorry. I did everything I could to stop him, even the \"boob out of the scrubs\" routine. Do I smell a 1991 Sempia Bordeaux?", "Sy: No. Are you doing a wine tasting in the middle of an operation?", "Sy: It's my fault, sir.", "Valerie: Oh, finally, you admit it. Was that so hard? This is fantastic.", "Sy: What? Wine loosens the senses. It releases the inhibitions. I do my best writing when I'm wasted. I'm drunk right now. Sempia me, please?", "Sy: Yes.", "Valerie: Ohh...", "Valerie: We nicked her vesica. [ Heart monitor beeps rapidly ]", "Chief: [ Groans ] Stop the blood!", "Valerie: I don't want to do this anymore.", "Valerie: Let's play light as a feather, stiff as a board.", "Owen: All you have to do is clamp it.", "Sy: A show of hands... Does anybody know what they're doing here? Well, I'm sure there's somebody who can do the operation.", "Sy: Well, there is one doctor, Dr. Owen Maestro, but he's on a day off.", "Glenn: I'll do it.", "Sy: No, Glenn. You can't do it. You're a plastic surgeon. Now wait a minute. I'm gonna call Owen on his phone.", "[ Cellphone ringing ]", "What is that? [ Ringing continues ]", "Owen: It's Owen's phone, a.k.a. my phone because, you see...", "[ Grunts ]", "I'm Dr. Owen Maestro.", "[ Clears throat ]", "[ Normal voice ] I am Dr. Owen Maestro, certified in \"laparostomy\" and in an enormous amount of pain in my face area right now.", "Sy: You changed places with Glenn in order to do an unauthorized shift switch?", "Owen: I had to. Glenn needed this day off for a reason that I can't remember right now. I'll face the consequences later but right now, a child is suffering. Clamp! I need a clamp!", "Dori: Clamp!", "Owen: A clamp.", "Dori: Okay, okay, I'm getting it.", "Sy: Is that it?", "[ Heart monitor flatlining ]", "Owen: Done.", "[ Heart monitor beeping ]", "Cheese and cracker. Cheese and cracker!", "Dori: Okay, here.", "Sal: Attention, staff. This might be the wine talking, but I love living in a bottle until I get poured. That is all.", "Sy: Yes, yes, Owen. You did save that girl's life. But you did pose as another physician. That is a felony.", "Glenn: Hey. What's going on, guys?", "Owen: You missed a lot, buddy, but long story short, looks like we're both going to jail.", "Glenn: Ah, figures.", "[ Mid-tempo music plays ]", "Sal: Attention, staff.", "I'm not as think as you drunk I am. All I had was ti mar-two-nis." ]	Childrens Hospital	05x09	Wine Tasting	bunniefuu
Childrens_Hospital_05x11.json	[ "Derrick Childrens plots to wrest control of the hospital from Sy. A parody of Shakespeare plays." ]	[ "Sy: We are going to oversee the opening of a clinic on a U.S. army base in Japan.", "Jewy: What's going down in the world of young health?", "Glenn: Jewy McJewJew!", "Jewy: Glenn Richie, my old Hebrew-school pal.", "Valerie: For I am not Valerie Flame, daughter of Alma and Tony Flame. I'm Derrick Childrens!", "[ All gasp ]", "Chief: What?", "Derrick: Long-lost son of Arthur Childrens.", "This is one nutty hospital.", "[ Laughter ]", "5.11 - A Lot of Brouhaha Over Zilch", "Blake: Shakespeare's greatest hits? God, I hate the theater. I mean, don't get me wrong. I like being entertained as much as the next guy, maybe even the guy next to him, but I don't want to sit in a cramped theater for three hours watching a fairy flit around. We got fairies right here in the real world, my friend.", "[ Laughing ]", "You just... You got to know where to go, you know? Usually near an enchanted forest, because they are tiny and skittish. I don't know. I appreciate the theater.", "Blake: Freeze it! You want drama? We got drama right here in the real world. There's a million stories waiting to be told right here on this base. Take Glenn, for instance. He's in love with Cat, but they pretend to hate each other. That's drama! There's a fairy. [ Giggles ] Hello!", "Blake: And Sy. What about Sy? Who put this guy in charge? Arthur Childrens founded the hospital. His rightful heir should have been Derrick Childrens. Now here's the real kick in the nuts. This is Derrick Childrens. [ Chuckles ] Yeah. Dr. Valerie Flame is Derrick Childrens in drag. She should be running the hospital, not Sy! That's real life, and it's got everything... Love, death, sexy stuff. And if that's not enough drama for you, just make some.", "[ Wig rips ]", "Valerie: Ooh.", "Owen: Whoa, whoa, whoa.", "What happened to your hair?", "Valerie: Nothing. Come on, let's just keep making out.", "Owen: Wait, wait. Are you wearing a wig? And is that stubble? Are... are you a man? Did I have sx with a man?", "Valerie: Okay. I'm a man. You got me. Let's just touch ding-dongs.", "Owen: Ugh! We're breaking up. Sorry, dude.", "Glenn: [ Laughs ] I love it. There's like three of you... One, Two and Three. Or are you Three?", "Valerie: Get out of my way!", "Glenn: Hey, what's up with him?", "Cat: Glenn! [ Chuckles ] Oh, I see that you found some ladies who like herpes. Good for you.", "Glenn: [ Chuckles ] Hey, come on! I don't get sores. I'm just a carrier. Is there a reason you're here or are you just trying to kill my boners forever?", "Cat: No, I'm just on my way to the new chaplain's office.", "Glenn: To confess your dying love for me?", "Cat: To confess that I'm in love with the thought of you dying.", "Glenn: I am dying... to watch you walk away from me right now.", "Cat: Good idea. I think you'll enjoy it.", "Glenn: I will enjoy it, because you're walking away from me and not because of any other reason like your ass. Right, Blake?", "Blake: Yeah, totally. You should go spy on her.", "Glenn: I'm listening.", "Blake: I made a peephole in Sy's office closet... Looks right into the new chaplain's office.", "Glenn: That's creepy. Why would you do that?", "Blake: I don't know.", "Glenn: Gotcha.", "Blake: Oh! Yeah.", "Valerie: Who am I?", "Derrick: I need to get my hospital back. But how?", "Valerie: [ Sighs ] If only there was some kind of a sign...", "[ Scoffs ]", "Private Corcoran! You have to flank Titania. You're her fairy servant.", "Valerie: Hey, what's this play about, anyway? Donkeys? Mostly we're highlighting Queen Victoria's brave succession to her father's throne.", "Valerie: So it's about taking your rightful place, no matter who or what stands in your way? Yeah. And donkeys.", "Valerie: That's it! Boys, put your pants on 'cause I'm overthrowing Sy and taking back my hospital, and I need an army. Well, we don't know you or this Sy person, but as soldiers, we will blindly follow any orders you give us.", "Valerie: Yeah! Let's go, boys!", "Blake: [ Breathes deeply ] You know, now's the time in a play, of course, where they make up some big grand metaphor about how the world's a donkey and everybody's an ass. You know? But I'm not gonna do that. No, it's stupid. No wordplay with \"ass.\" Oh! [ Laughs ] \"Play with ass.\" That's pretty good.", "[ Chuckles ]", "Hey, you should go tell Sy about Val's plan.", "Dori: Oh. Okay.", "Chet: Okay. Oh! [ Giggling ]", "Owen: [ Sighs ] Maybe I could be with a man. But then who would send out the Christmas cards? What do you think, Blake?", "Blake: You know who invented Christmas cards? Hitler. What you need to do is make a grand gesture... Something about sacrifice and commitment and also penises.", "Owen: I know exactly what I'm gonna do.", "Blake: Good. Enjoy your new gay lifestyle. And remember the grand gesture!", "Glenn: Now I'll get ready to spy on Cat... But not because I love her. Because Blake suggested it.", "Cat: Chaplain, I need to confess something, but it's a secret so big that you can never reveal it to anyone. What is this secret?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Sy: Okay. So, what is Val's plan in taking over my position?", "Chet: She is amassing an army using guys from the army.", "Sy: Oh, I knew I should have killed her at Burning Man. We were right there. Okay. I've got a plan. Dori, do you have any theater training?", "Dori: I was a lesbian in college.", "Sy: Good. What about you, Chet?", "Chet: Oh, well, I slept with a few girls in college but not enough to say that I'm a lesbian. Ooh! Well, that's quite a secret, Cat. And secrets can be revealing.", "Glenn: Jewy McJewJew. My old Nemesis.", "Jewy: I'll keep your secret, Cat, but you're gonna have to give me something in return.", "Cat: What? 115 pounds of flesh... Yours, nude. Meet me in the barracks at 7:00.", "Chet: That's a great plan, Sy! It's really fun.", "Dori: And the part about the hydraulics... That is the perfect touch.", "Sy: Thanks. Blake, I am so gonna need your help.", "Blake: Yeah, yeah, I've been taking notes in a Google Doc this whole time. Hold on. Hy... drau... lics. Chet, you wear that.", "Chet: Cool! What part am I playing?", "Blake: [ Breathes deeply ]", "Glenn: I have to save Cat from Jewy's clutches. But not because I'm in love with her, because I'm not. Blake, are you busy right now?", "Blake: Yeah, actually, I got a lot on my plate right now.", "Cat: I don't want to have to sleep with Jewy. But I don't want him to tell my secret.", "Glenn: [ Gasps ]", "Cat: Obviously, my only option is to break out my poison lipstick...", "Glenn: What is she saying?", "Cat: The kind that only kills men, not women. What do you think, Blake? Blake? Huh. Well, I hope Jewy likes... Blue? Really? Oh, my God. For real? This is just, like, a blue lipstick?", "Glenn: I have to get closer.", "[ Door opens ]", "Jewy: Well, well, well. Look what we have here.", "Hmm. Hello, Cat. Mm, blue lipstick with that eye shadow. It's bold.", "Cat: Excuse me while I go and slip into something a little more comfortable.", "Jewy: Oh, yes, I... Imagine you'd want to relieve your bladder before we have intercourse, make you more comfortable...", "Glenn: Jewy McJewJew.", "Jewy: Glenn Richie, my old Hebrew-school pal.", "Glenn: You usually only have sx with the woman I'm in love with. But Cat hates me, and I hate Cat.", "Jewy: What?", "Glenn: Oh, sure. Yeah, we have regular public displays of hateful banter.", "Jewy: Oh, well, Glenn, is there anyone you are attracted to right now? I won't steal them from you. I'm just, uh, kind of curious. Guy talk, you know.", "[ Both laugh ]", "Glenn: Yeah, sure, sure.", "There is this one woman I had my eye on. She's in the play tonight. But you wouldn't like her. She has the head of a donkey.", "Jewy: Oh, yeah, right. No, that's, uh, not my cup of tea. I might just check out that play, though, just for a smile.", "[ Chuckles ]", "Later, Glenn.", "Cat: Here I come, rabbi!", "[ Sighs ]", "Oh, I forgot. Jews only have s*x through a ghost costume. But how will I kiss you?", "Glenn: First, you must tell me how you truly feel about Glenn.", "Cat: Oh! Just kiss me! Glenn!", "Glenn: Cat, your lips taste like crap.", "Cat: No!", "Blake: Cat, I am so sorry I'm late! You probably called for me and I wasn't here, and I apologize, but I have a lot of balls in the air right now. But if I had been here, I would've told you not to use the poison lipstick because you end up kissing Glenn.", "Cat: Glenn. I...", "Blake: Oops. That is my fault. I am sorry. I will own that one.", "Cat: Oh. How did you know all this?", "Blake: Oh. Uh, earlier, I moved Val's wig a little bit and that set a whole series of things in motion. I'm talking to people about it. I'm like, um, an omniscient narrator of sorts. But, anyway, we have to get Glenn to Sy! He's the only one with the antidote. Come on!", "Cat: Oh.", "Blake: But go get Glenn first.", "Cat: Okay, okay, yeah, no!", "[ Indistinct conversations ]", "[ Minstrel music plays ]", "Now is the winter of our discotheque!", "Valerie: Now is the perfect time to strike.", "Owen: Now's the time for my thing. Val! I wanted to make a grand gesture of sacrifice and commitment... So I surgically removed my pen1s.", "[ Audience gasps, groans ]", "Cat: Sy, it's Glenn!", "We need your help. He's not well!", "[ Groaning ]", "Sy: Poison lipstick, huh?", "Cat: Yeah.", "Sy: I have the antidote, but I refuse to give it to you until Val stops trying to overthrow me.", "Valerie: I'll only agree to that if Owen repeats exactly what he said just a second ago.", "What was that again?", "Owen: Uh...Well, I was... [ Clears throat ] I, uh, surgically removed my pen1s because I love you.", "[ Audience gasps ]", "Sy: Funny you should say that, because love... is the antidote.", "All: Ah.", "Cat: Glenn...", "I love you. That was my secret.", "Glenn: And I love you, too.", "[ Audience \"awws\" ]", "Owen: I...", "Ding-dong!", "Owen: Hey! My grand gesture! Stop that fairy! This is my ding-dong.", "Owen: Don't damage my pen1s! Oh, my grand gesture! Whoo! [ Audience screams ] Whoo-hoo!", "[ Giggling ]" ]	Childrens Hospital	05x11	A Lot of Brouhaha Over Zilch	bunniefuu
Childrens_Hospital_05x13.json	[ "The doctors' stay in Japan comes to a head in a double-episode season finale." ]	[ "5.13 - Coming and Going", "Blake: Oh, man. We're losing this guy. That's basal constriction. Glenn, I-I-I don't know what to do.", "Glenn: He's got a B.T.O.F. We're gonna have to hit him with some atropine.", "Blake: No, no, no, no, Glenn, that could kill him! Tha... That's reckless!", "Glenn: Get your hands off me.", "Blake: Ju... Wow. That was...was exciting. That was exciting.", "Glenn: Eh.", "Blake: Glenn, I never would have had the boots to pull off a stuff like you pulled off in there today. I am amazed at what you do every day in that O.R.", "Glenn: Eh, it ain't brain surgery.", "Blake: Well, but that is literally what it is.", "Glenn: I guess I've been doing it so long that... I don't feel anything anymore.", "Blake: Huh.", "Glenn: Look, I'll show you. Hit me in the face.", "Blake: No, no, that... That's not my style.", "Glenn: Hit me in the face!", "Blake: Okay.", "Owen: Hey! Take that crap outside.", "Glenn: Hey, hey, it's cool. See? I didn't feel anything at all.", "Lola: So, Cat and Chief, uh, I have this gift certificate for free premium cable television, but, you know, you can only redeem it if you're pregnant. Do you guys know anyone like that?", "Cat: Hmm.", "Chief: Pregnant?", "Valerie: Uh, guys? I'm 8 1/2 months pregnant.", "Lola: Oh, thank God.", "Cat: We thought that you might be, but we just didn't know how to go about it. It was one of the... You know, it's rude to ask.", "Sy: Hi, everybody. Hi, Chief. What do I have here? Two tickets to see Oprah live in Tokyo!", "Cat: Get out of town!", "Sy: Anybody want to come hang out with me?", "Chief: No!", "Cat: I'd really like to...", "Valerie: Huge Oprah fanatic.", "Sy: Well, Val, you can't go 'cause you're pregnant. Blake, you're a clown. Glenn, you're Jewish. You can see Oprah any old time. Lola, you've got that thing.", "Lola: What?", "Sy: And Cat and Owen... So that leaves Chief. Hey, Chief! Would you like to go with me, Chief?", "Chief: No.", "Sy: I'll see you outside in 10. Hello. Hello. Hello.", "Cat: He's saying \"hello,\" but he's going out...", "[ Soldiers shouting cadences ]", "Jewy: Okay, thank you so much, Margaret, for sharing your marriage struggles with all of us.", "Your stories are an inspiration to us, if also quite boring. Now then, Lola, tell us, how was your week?", "Lola: Well, I'm still a little depressed. I feel so empty inside.", "Jewy: The Torah speaks of the concept of \"Tzedakah.\" This is doing good for other people as a means for personal fulfillment.", "Lola: Sounds tiring.", "Jewy: You can start small. Do one thing for a friend who's in need. Take Owen here, for example. Just the other day in one of our private, confidential sessions, he confessed to me that he's never had an orgasm.", "Owen: Whoa!", "Jewy: I'm trying to help you, Owen. I think Lola here could assist you in having your first orgasm. It would be the ultimate in giving, don't you think?", "Lola: Is that true? Have you never...?", "Jewy: He's never had an orgasm. He's told me many times.", "Owen: I've come close. I just haven't sealed the deal.", "Jewy: Go ahead. Let it out, Owen. Cry. He cries a lot in our private sessions.", "Owen: Come on, man!", "Sy: Oh, Chief! I am so excited because we rarely get to spend this one-on-one time.", "Chief: Well, don't get used to it. This is a one-time deal. Hey, do these windows work?", "Sy: Why?", "Chief: Oh, I fart a lot on bumpy roads. Uneven sphincter.", "Sy: Oh, yeah, it'll be like roses to me.", "Chief: Oh, I can absolutely guarantee it that it will not.", "[ Spits ]", "Lola: I have no romantic feelings for Owen, like, whatsoever.", "Jewy: Maybe if you came up with a few ground rules, you'd be more comfortable with the idea.", "Lola: Like...", "No kissing on the mouth, no eye contact, no pet name, no snuggling, no whispering, the lights stay on, and I get to pick the music? Like those kind of ground rules?", "Jewy: Exactly, yes, that kind.", "Lola: Okay. I will have s*x with you. But you will refer to me as Lola or Dr. Spratt only. No compliments will be paid, positive or negative. No nodding, no shaking of the head, and we are done by 6:00 p.m. tonight, orgasm or no. Also...", "Glenn: I'm telling you, man, I can't experience an emotional reaction from anything.", "Blake: What about this?", "[ Puppy whimpering ]", "Glenn: I mean, I get that it's cute, intellectually, but it's... nothing.", "Cat: Hey, what's with the suitcase?", "Valerie: Oh, I'm, uh, flying to New York so I can be with my family when I go into labor.", "Cat: Honey, you're too far along to get on that plane.", "I mean, the pressure from the cabin's gonna make your stomach explode.", "Valerie: Thanks, Cat, but... I'm a grown woman and a doctor. I think I'll be fine.", "Cat: Who said anything about you being stupid? I never said that.", "Valerie: What?", "Cat: What?", "Valerie: I know you didn't. Why would you say that? Why would I even think that?", "Cat: Oh, okay, good. So you'll cancel your flight and have your baby here?", "Valerie: No.", "Cat: You're stupid!", "Valerie: You know what? I'm getting on that plane no matter what, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.", "Cat: Because you're stupid.", "Blake: \"...And I never saw them again. The end.\"", "[ Breathes deeply ]", "Glenn: Nothing.", "Blake: Really?", "Glenn: Not a thing.", "Blake: Wow! I read the whole book to you.", "Lola: No saying words that have to do with moisture.", "Example... Damp, wet, juicy, moist, flood, swampy. No waving, no flailing, no butt stuff, obviously.", "Blake: Ah! Yeah! Oh!", "Glenn: Nothing.", "Ballard: Hey, guys, guys! I know you're not military, but we do have rules against fireworks around here.", "Blake: Oh, I'm sorry. I usually do not break the rules.", "Glenn: I do. I love breaking rules. I do crazy things. Try me.", "Ballard: Look, I am cool, but some of these other guys might be a little uptight and what have you, just 'cause we're so close to the weapons locker room.", "Glenn: Weapons locker room? What, is that where they keep all the guns?", "Ballard: Well, that's top-secret, but, yes, that's exactly where they keep all the guns.", "Glenn: Show me.", "Ballard: Okay.", "Cat: Hey, um, is this the Osaka Airport? Great, okay. So, I'm calling on behalf of a gang of terrorists that I'm with. Yeah, we put a very large bomb, uh, somewhere in the airport, so I think you should probably ground all of your planes. I know, okay. All right, well, good luck with that. All right, I love you... Bye. Another bomb threat. Williams, contact Ft. Rosenthal. Have them send some boys over to check out the airport.", "[ Telephone rings ]", "Ballard: So you like weapons, this is the room for you.", "And if you ever want to check the place out when I'm not around, the code is 3-4-5-8 delta echo, but you didn't hear that from me. [ Ringing ] No answer? All right, pull up some satellite images over Ft. Rosenthal. Let's see what's going on.", "Lola: You can't say any words related to and or having to do with intimacy. For example... Connection, deep, yes, good, and... No, I think that's it. Okay? So, meet me in O.R. 3 in one hour, showered and powdered.", "Owen: It's a deal.", "Lola: Oh, and one more thing... No falling in love.", "Jewy: What's up her twat, huh?", "Williams: Captain, you need to see this right away. These images out of Ft. Rosenthal are less than an hour old. Get these images analyzed. They don't look military. I want to know what kind of explosions these are.", "Lola: All right. Are you ready?", "Owen: Are you gonna take your clothes off?", "Lola: No. No. Okay.", "[ Unzips ]", "Owen: Should I?", "Lola: No.", "All right, okay. Okay, now if you could just...", "Owen: Unzip?", "Lola: Yeah, I'm gonna move this to the side.", "Owen: If you could open that.", "Lola: Yep, good, and there we go. No, don't look me in the eyes. Don't look at me. Now, how does it feel so far?", "Blake: [ Gasps ]", "Glenn: Russian roulette. One bullet, six chambers. Maybe this will get my adrenaline flowing.", "Blake: No, come on, that's way too dangerous.", "Ballard: Yeah, guys, personally, I'm cool with it, but...", "Blake: Ah! Come on, come on!", "[ Gun clicks ]", "Glenn: Nothing. Here, you try it.", "Maybe I'll feel something if it's you.", "Blake: No way. I've never even shot a gun before. You think the first time should be at my own head?", "Glenn: Try it, clown!", "[ Gunshot ]", "[ Electricity crackles ]", "[ Energy humming ]", "Blake: Uh-oh.", "Williams: Captain, it looks like the power has gone out at the Fort.", "What the hell is going on?", "Valerie: My flight was canceled due to a bomb threat. [ Gasps ] Cat! You didn't! What if they trace the call? You could go to prison!", "Cat: Don't be so dramatic, Val. It was a bomb \"threat,\" not a bomb \"promise.\" Wait. I got a trace report from where the bomb threat was called. Looks like it came from... inside the base. Call in the SEAL team. I want boots on the ground... Boots with guns. Team Spider, you are cleared to enter the perimeter. Exercise extreme caution.", "Glenn: Hey, what's this?", "Blake: Aah!", "Ballard: You don't need to know what that is, but it's a rocket launcher. Do not engage. It's recon mission only.", "[ Alarm blaring ]", "Blake: Ow! What is that?", "Valerie: [ Groans ]", "Cat: What is going on? Geez.", "Valerie: Nothing. Get out of here.", "Cat: You're going into labor, aren't you?", "Was it the siren that triggered it? How fun!", "Valerie: [ Groans ]", "Cat: Can I put some coconut oil on your perineum?", "Ballard: Power must have knocked the phones out, too. The perimeter alarm was set off.", "Blake: What's a perimeter alarm?", "Ballard: Could be nothing. A dog could have tripped the alarm or it could be a terrorist invasion. Either way, it was nice to meet you guys. Got to go back to my post.", "Glenn: Here, put this on.", "Blake: Why?", "Glenn: I'm gonna go shoot something. Looks like either a dog or some terrorists.", "Sy: You know, Oprah's studio looks so much smaller on TV. This place is huge!", "Chief: Pretty impressive warm-up band. Who is it?", "Sy: The, uh, Tokyo Philharmonic.", "Chief: I was gonna guess Goo Goo Dolls. You know, I am literally, like, addicted to meatballs.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Team Spider, what intel can you provide from the air?", "Glenn: Now, where's the damn dog? I need to feel. Ah, terrorists. Maybe there's a dog in there.", "Blake: Whoa, whoa! We don't know that! Hard left! We're taking fire!", "Blake: Oh...", "Glenn: Oh, that's Americans, not terrorists. NORAD, we're being fired on! Enemies unknown, numbers unknown! Request immediate backup! You got it, Spider. A unit's on its way.", "[ Orchestral music plays ]", "Sy: Here comes Oprah.", "Blackhawk Nine-zero-niner, you're clear to engage the enemy. Safety's off.", "Lola: Uh-huh?", "Owen: Thanks for trying, Lola, but I just don't think it's working.", "Cat: This is ridiculous. I'm sorry that I called in a bomb threat that prevented you from having your baby with your loved ones, okay? ♪ When I am laid ♪", "Chief: That's not op-e-rah. Oh, I see what happened here.", "[ Dramatic music plays ]", "[ Helicopter blades whirring ]", "Sy: Honestly, Chief, I thought it was Oprah, not opera.", "Just give me five minutes, please, I know you're gonna love this.", "Chief: Well, this better get good before I run out of meatballs. Engage! Blow it all to hell!", "Ballard: Aah! Run! Get to cover!", "Glenn: [ Laughing ]", "Blake: Glenn!", "Glenn: This is happening, Blake! I can feel this!", "[ Laughing ]", "I'm alive!", "Blake: Glenn!", "[ Body thuds ]", "♪ May my wrongs create ♪ ♪ No trouble ♪ ♪ No trouble ♪ ♪ In thy breast ♪", "Sy: Isn't this moving, Chief?", "Chief: Huh? What? No. Whatever. I mean, it's no...bowl of meatballs.", "[ Explosion ]", "Lola: [ Gasps ]", "Owen: Thought you said no eye-looking-into?", "Lola: Oh. Well, I mean, I wasn't...", "[ Explosion ]", "What the hell is that? It sounded like a bomb.", "Owen: I think I felt something.", "Lola: Really? Well, maybe the bomb is the key.", "[ Gasps ]", "Let's go outside, closer to the bombs!", "Owen: Closer to the bombs. Good idea.", "Cat: Now let me bring your baby into this world.", "Valerie: It's too late. Somebody else is already helping me.", "Cat: Who? Hello?", "Valerie: She is. Scrub up, little girl.", "Blake: Aah! Come on! Hang in there, Glenn! What the...? Huh?", "Glenn: Oh, my gosh! They shot Josh!", "Blake: Oh, my God. I thought this was you. I thought it was you, Glenn. It was so confusing! It's just Josh, the other Jewish doctor on our staff.", "Glenn: He was our best Jewish pulmonary specialist.", "Blake: Well, I... I don't know if he was the best.", "Glenn: Well, he's one of the top two or three I think.", "Blake: Uh, what about Jake? Uh, Jake Weingart?", "Glenn: Jacob's really good.", "Blake: He's good. He's good.", "Glenn: He's very good.", "Blake: But, hey... I'm glad you're okay.", "Glenn: Oh, hey, Blake, don't worry about me. Nothing can hurt me. Absolutely...", "[ Both screaming ]", "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! It's hot, it's hot! The bullet's hot!", "Blake: Relax! Relax!", "Glenn: I can't! It's a hot bullet!", "[ Explosion ]", "It sounds like the 4th of July out there!", "Valerie: It's gonna be like the 4th of July in here, too. But really wet. So, here... Put these gloves on.", "Cat: Don't you think you're being a little stubborn by letting a 4-year-old girl deliver your baby instead of a trained O.B.?", "Valerie: Dr. Little Girl is trained. Right, Dr. Little Girl? I can draw a unicorn and a Dracula.", "Valerie: See?! Can you do that, Cat?", "Cat: You know I can't.", "Owen: Aah! Aah!", "Lola: Hey, is that an orgasm?", "Owen: No! This is terrifying! I think we should go back inside!", "Lola: Hey, what are you lookin' at? Sorry!", "Owen: Hey, hey, I think I felt something.", "Lola: Maybe you like having other people around. That gives me an idea. Come on. Thanks for coming on such short notice, Dori.", "Dori: Oh, it's no problem. Beth is covering me at the front desk. Is there any progress, Owen?", "Owen: No, but if I could just make a little tweak to the situation...", "Lola: Oh, yeah, yeah.", "Jewy: Mm, yeah, this is the real Tzedakah here.", "Glenn: Aah!", "Blake: It's all right! All right, I've stopped the bleeding, but I got to get you out of here.", "Glenn: No, no, no! No, we can't go out there. They're shooting bullets, and the bullets are so hard. They're hard like lead and copper. An... And they're hot! Hot like a cat on a hot tin roof!", "Blake: Shut up! Snap out of it! I'm not gonna let you die!", "[ Explosion ]", "Glenn: Aah!", "It's okay, lady. Have more peanut butter.", "Cat: Oh, Val, enough!", "Valerie: Don't touch me! Dr. Little Girl, more peanut butter!", "Cat: Dr. Little Girl, with all due respect...", "Glenn: Aah! Why are they still firing at us?", "Blake: I don't know! The phones must still be out. There's no way to tell them that we're Americans. They still think we're the terrorists. If there was just a way... A way to let them know we're Americans... Wait. That's it. If I can raise the American flag, then they'll know.", "Glenn: Or... Or we could just stay here and cuddle.", "[ Explosion ]", "Blake: I got to raise the flag.", "It's the only way to save us.", "[ Grunting ]", "Glenn: Blake?!", "Bla-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a... a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ke!", "[ Mozart's \"Requiem\" plays ]", "I take it back. I don't want to feel. It's too much. I was kidding. I was wrong. I was young and just a snot-nosed little kid who knows nothing about nothing. We're all just little kids, thinking with our penises, our vaginas, respectively. And now I'm a man... And my friend's in trouble. And that's the secret... Helping others. Tzedakah. Duh. It's like, \"duh.\"", "[ Singing in Latin ]", "Chief: What is she saying?", "Sy: She's saying that she loves the king but she didn't realize it until he died.", "Lola: Oh, it's almost 6:00.", "Owen: What?", "Lola: Look, we don't have much time, but if this fails, I just want you to know I've really enjoyed spending this time with you.", "Owen: Me, too, Lola.", "For some reason I feel so much closer to you. It's amazing what a few hours of full penetration can do.", "Lola: And I know we're not allowed to fall in love, but if we could, I'd fall in love with you.", "Owen: Whoa.", "Lola: What?", "Owen: I just felt something.", "Lola: Oh. What's happening?", "Owen: Oh, no, wait. No, don't wait. Don't wait. Keep going. Keep going, please.", "[ Both moaning ]", "Valerie: [ Groaning ]", "It's scary down there.", "Cat: Look, let the grown-ups handle this, Dr. Little Girl. Go find your mommy. My mommy flew on an airplane with a baby in her tummy and her tummy went boom. ♪ Amen ♪ [ Explosion ]", "Valerie: Oh, my God. You were right, Cat. That could have been me.", "Cat: I told you so, stupid.", "[ Both moaning ]", "Owen: [ Growling ]", "Valerie: Aah!", "Cat: You're almost there!", "Just breathe!", "Valerie: Oh, God! I owe you my life! I'm gonna name my baby after you, Cat. What's your full name?", "Cat: Catholomule.", "Valerie: What?", "Blake: Stop! Stop! We're Americans!", "Glenn: Blake!", "Blake: Look at the flag! Come on!", "Owen: Aah! Aah!", "Cat: Here it comes!", "Glenn: Blake! Blake!", "Chief: [ Sobbing ]", "[ Operatic music plays ]", "Owen: [ Screaming ]", "Valerie: Aah! Aah!", "Chief: [ Sobbing ]", "Owen: Is this what you wanted?", "Lola: Yes!", "Owen: Is this what you wanted?!", "Glenn: I'm coming!", "Cat: It's coming!", "Owen: I'm coming! Aah!", "[ Operatic music continues ]", "Stand down. Everyone stand down! They're Americans!", "Glenn: They're going! They're going!", "[ Both laugh ]", "Valerie: [ Laughing ]", "Sal: Attention, staff...", "War is not the answer unless the question is \"What is the singular of 'wars'?\" That is all.", "Lola: So wait... You have had an orgasm before?", "Owen: I didn't realize that's what an orgasm was. I've had thousands of those. I think it was a semantics thing.", "Sy: Excuse me. How is it possible that we were gone for 24 little hours and this place is such a mess? It seems like a bomb went off in here.", "Blake: That is literally what happened.", "Sy: That's what it seems like to me. That a bomb went off in here.", "Blake: It seems that way because that is what happened.", "Sy: That's the feeling I'm getting, exactly... I'm feeling a bomb went off in here.", "Lola: There was bombs.", "Blake: You're feeling right. You're feeling right.", "Sy: Well, then we're on the same page because, wow! Anybody who came in here would feel the same way... A bomb went off in here.", "Owen: We just got attacked.", "Sy: Well, I would like to talk to those people to see if they have the same feeling I do.", "Blake: You're talking to all of them right here.", "Owen: Raining hellfire from above.", "Lola: Screaming.", "Sy: Well, it seems very \"bomby.\"", "Sal: Attention, staff... Our military adventure is over, just like that movie, \"M.A.S.H.\" That is Altman." ]	Childrens Hospital	05x13	Coming and Going	bunniefuu
Dawson_s_Creek_02x01.json	[ "After their kiss at the end of season one, Dawson and Joey have doubts about the future of their relationship as Joey is still mulling over plans to go to France. Meanwhile, Pacey plays a trick on new girl Andie, but later finds himself the victim of her revenge trick on him." ]	[ "Dawson's room - Dawson and Joey are kissing as \"Say Goodnight\" plays in the background. They pull away.", "Joey: What was that?", "Dawson: A kiss...I think.", "Joey: smiles You kissed me.", "Dawson: I know. Joey and Dawson both have that 'Should we kiss again?' look on their faces", "Dawson: So..", "Joey: So.", "Dawson: Well..", "Joey: Well what?", "Dawson: Well that was a kiss.", "Joey: I'll say.", "Dawson: So now what?", "Joey: I don't know.", "Dawson: Me either.", "Joey: Well, uh, maybe we could.. Joey walks over and sits on the bed.", "Dawson: What?", "Joey: Nothing. Dawson walks over and sits beside her.", "Dawson: No, no, you were going to say something. What were you going to say?", "Joey: Nothing, I mean, I don't know. I don't know what I was going to say.", "Dawson: You were going to say we shouldn't have done that. I mean, that's what you're thinking, right?", "Joey: Actually, Dawson, I don't have a thought in my head now. standing up But apparently, that's what you're thinking so", "Dawson: No, no, I...", "Joey: Look. Why don't we sleep on it? Dawson looks at her.", "Joey: (cont.) Not together! I mean, YOU in your bed and me in mine.", "Dawson: Right, right, uh, absolutely. Obviously. We'll sleep on it, wake up, and this will all be a dream.", "Joey: You mean like it never happened?", "Dawson: Is that what you want?", "Joey: Is that what YOU want? Dawson just stands there.", "Joey: Okay, poof! Didn't happen, Dawson. See ya later. She starts climbing out the window", "Dawson: Joey! Joey! He runs to the window and pulls her by the arm back inside.", "Dawson: Don't even think about climbing out that window. Joey smiles and they kiss again. Dawson's Creek theme (still the same, but new opening credits)", "Cut back and forth: Joey laying in her bed, Dawson laying in his, Joey waking up and slowly smiling, Dawson waking up and smiling Cut to Dawson's parents' room. They're laying in bed and Mitch wakes up and turns over to find Gail sitting up in bed.", "Gail: Hi.", "Mitch: Hi...is everything okay?", "Gail: Mm-hm. I was just sitting here waiting.", "Mitch: slowly Waiting for what?", "Gail: I don't have to be in until 9 today and of all the possible ways to spend a free morning there's one idea that just kind of seems to stand out.", "Mitch: Mm Gail..", "Gail: You can protest if you want, but the resistance will only make the conquest that much sweeter.", "Mitch: Ah, Gail, Gail, I have to shower. I have a meeting.", "Gail: Oh, that's ok, the act plays under water too.", "Mitch: Gail.", "Gail: Right. Shower. Meeting. Cut to Bessie and Joey pulling up in the truck in which has a flat tire. The truck stops and Bessie gets out.", "Bessie: I could just open my mouth and scream. I hate this truck it's always something!", "Joey: Hey, these things happen Bessie. Don't let it get you down.", "Bessie: Your morning glow is highly suspicious. How many cups of coffee have you had?", "Joey: Can't a person be in a good mood?", "Bessie: A person can, but you. You're Miss Perma-Scowl. What aren't you telling me?", "Joey: Nothing.", "Bessie: Then what's with that look?", "Joey: What look?", "Bessie: You have this look. This cheery, yet sneaky, 'I got lucky' look. I know this look. Joey tries to act casual but can't hide her grin.", "Joey: Bessie...", "Bessie: Here, wait a second. Where were you last night?", "Joey: Nowhere...gives in..Dawson's.", "Bessie: Start talking. Cut to Dawson and Pacey getting a haircut.", "Pacey: You know, I knew there was a reason you got me up this morning for a morning trim. So c'mon, set the stage, I want details.", "Dawson: I don't know how to explain....it was in a word... Cut back to Joey and Bessie fixing the flat tire.", "Joey: Hot. Extremely hot.", "Bessie: So what kind of kiss was it? Peck on the cheek? Probbing tongues? Fingers clawing at your neck? Joey makes a face like she's slightly embarressed.", "Joey: Bessie...", "Bessie: (cont.) Did he touch your-- Cut back to Pacey and Dawson", "Pacey: ...thing-a-ma-jig?", "Dawson: Get out of the gutter. No thing-a-ma-jig involved. It was just the sweetest, most romantic, Fourth of July fireworky, waves crashing on the shore, beyond any movie I could ever imagine kiss.", "Pacey: Congratulations. I'm happy for ya. But, more importantly, are you going to do it?", "Joey: Don't even go there, Bessie. I will extinguish this conversation right now.", "Bessie: Okay. Alright. So what's next? Cut back to Pacey and Dawson", "Pacey: After you kiss somebody things change. Questions arise.", "Dawson: What questions? Cut back to Bessie and Joey", "Bessie: Does this cut France? Cut back to Dawson and Pacey", "Dawson: We haven't discussed it.", "Pacey: You know I can't believe this. After years of gratuitous self-examination, you finally did it, you acted. I mean, I thought you and Joey were going to draw out this 'will they-won't they' drama for at least another couple of years. Sam and Diane didn't get together for at least 4 seasons and Mulder and Scully...they haven't even kissed! If you and Joey can get across this romantic checkmate thing you've been in for GOD knows how many years...anything is possible!", "Dawson: God, calm down, Pacey.", "Pacey: No, I'm serious here. I can change, too. I can be Pacey Witter, bad ass stud and man about town. I can score with high quality chicks. Kristy Livingstone par example.", "Dawson: Senior cheerleader? Let's not abandon all sense of reality here.", "Pacey: No, no, no. No more negative thoughts. Pacey pulls the lady's hand who's fixing his hair.", "Pacey: You know what? Molly? I need a new look. What do you say we...frost my tips or something?", "Dawson: Frost your tips?", "Pacey: Yeah. smiles Cut to Pacey walking towards his dad's police car with his \"frosted tips\". He gets in the car. He spots Kristy.", "Pacey: Hey Kristy! He turns on the car and turns towards where Kristy was headed until a girl wrecks into him [Andie McPhee]", "Andie: Oh my God. Oh.", "Pacey: Great. Just great. My father's going to kill me.", "Andie: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Officer, please, I am so sorry. Pacey looks around before he realizes that she thinks he is an officer.", "Andie: I didn't see you pulling out. I mean, I did see you pulling out but it was so abrupt that--", "Pacey: Mm-hm.", "Andie: Oh god. I just got my license. Please be kind.", "Pacey: I'm going to have to see that license and your registration, too, Little Miss. She finds them and hands them to Pacey.", "Pacey: Andie McPhee. Rhode Island driver's license?", "Andie: Uh, yes sir. See, my family just moved to town. We live over on Windsor.", "Pacey: Country Club.", "Andie: Yes. Is that a detriment? Pacey is getting really into his police officer impersonation.", "Pacey: Do you realize the severity of what you've done here? Hm? Do ya? Andie nods", "Pacey: Sitting behind the wheel of a very powerful and dangerous automobile is a huge responsibility. One lapse of judgement and you could run over a cat, a child, a nun. You know I could have this license revoked, snaps, just like that. In fact, I think I'm just going to take you in and book you right now.", "Andie: No, no, you can't! Pacey turns away from the cop car.", "Andie: I mean, um, please don't do that. I just got my license. Please don't revoke it.", "Pacey: 'kay. Maybe I can just, let this one incident slide. But I just want to let you know that I got my eyes on you now, Blondie. You cause anymore trouble in Capeside and Officer Pacey is coming after you. Hm? Andie nods and takes her driver's license.", "Andie: Okay, I understand. Thank you. Thank you so much. Oh, um it was really nice meeting you. Pacey turns back to the cop car.", "Pacey: Damn. Cut to Capeside High hallway, Joey is talking to a teacher.", "Mr. Elliord: Good luck Joey.", "Joey: Thank you Mr. Elliord. I appreciate all of your advice, but...", "Mr. Elliord: Goodbye Ms. Potter. Joey turns back to her locker. Dawson walks up.", "Dawson: Hi!", "Joey: Hey.......how are you?", "Dawson: Good, um. Yeah...how are you?", "Joey: sighs I don't know Dawson. I think I might have made the biggest mistake of my life. Dawson thinks it's him.", "Joey: France. I told Mr. Elliord I just...wasn't going to go. She smiles. Dawson smiles and laughs and hugs her.", "Dawson: So Joey Potter's sticking around Capeside for some guy...", "Joey: Yeah, maybe if you're lucky I'll introduce you to him sometime.", "Dawson: Oh okay. He leans in closer to her.", "Dawson: whispering Well, he's a very lucky guy. Joey smiles. They start walking down the hall.", "Joey: But seriously, Dawson. What do you think?", "Dawson: I'm relieved. I'm ecstatic. I'm psyched. I'm...aroused.", "Joey: Aroused?", "Dawson: Yeah.", "Joey: Put your hormones aside for right now, Dawson. Dawson leans in to kiss her", "Joey: No, no Dawson. Just for a second. Me not going to France...you and me talking dirty in the halls...I mean, do you think we're making some massive, monumental mistake? I mean, things have always been so complicated between...", "Dawson: I think we'll be fine. I mean granted we'll be entering some uncharted boy/girl territory but I honestly think regardless of how complicated things are on a day to day basis, we'll be fine. We'll concentrate on the simple stuff.", "Joey: Like what?", "Dawson: Like a date.", "Joey: A date?", "Dawson: Mm-hm.", "Joey: You and me on a date?", "Dawson: Yep.", "Joey: I don't know, Dawson. I was going to watch tv tonight. I hear Luke Perry's back on 90210.", "Dawson: Saturday night the Rialto is closing. It's the last show, I think we should go.", "Joey: Will you still be aroused on Saturday night?", "Dawson: I think I can guaratee it, yeah. They start leaning in to kiss, when Jen walks up.", "Jen: Hey guys.", "Dawson: Jen! Hey.", "Joey: Hey.How's it goin'?", "Jen: Not great. My, uh, grandpa died last night.", "Dawson: Oh my god Jen I'm so sorry.", "Joey: How are you doing? How is your grandmother?", "Jen: She's ok, she's actually handling it better than me.", "Joey: Is there anything we can do?", "Dawson: Yeah.", "Jen: No, no I'm fine. Actually, I think I'm just going to head home. I was going to try to stick out the day but it doesn't seem like that great of an idea. Jen walks away.", "Dawson: Jen!", "Joey: You should go see if she's okay.", "Dawson: I'll see you later. Dawson walks off leaving Joey by herself in the crowded halls of Capeside. Cut to Capeside hallway. Pacey is talking to some guys about the stunt he pulled with Andie and Andie walks up and overhears.", "Pacey: Trust me, it's there! indicating outside I'm pulling out for school. Trust me, go outside. I'm in the cruiser, in my dad's car. Giver her the whole cop routine, license, registration. It was nothin'! He walks away and Andie taps him on the shoulder.", "Andie: Officer Pacey. You little stump.", "Pacey: Hey Little Missy, how you doin'? You keepin out of trouble?", "Andie: You know impersonating an officer is a felony. I should call the police station and report you.", "Pacey: Oh, there's a conversation I would love to hear taking as my father is the town sheriff!", "Andie: I have been having major anxiety attacks, to the point of medication, ever since you pulled your little stunt. Spinning scenarios in my head about being carded off to prison and becoming a sx slave to some Sadis named Bomber Bertha.", "Pacey: Okay, now, correct me if I'm wrong, didn't you cause the accident? You hit me. I was just having some fun. And besides, it's NOTHING compared to the hell my dad is giving me. And you know what? Your country club Sab is still in one piece so.. Kristy walks up", "Kristy: Hey Andie.", "Andie: Hey Kristy. Kristy continues walking.", "Pacey: Hey Kristy...didn't you tell me you're new in town? How do you know Kristy Livingstone?", "Andie: Well, unlike certain sewer rats, she made the effort to welcome the new, and slightly insecure, to Capeside.", "Pacey: Well, she probably didn't recognize me I just had my tips frosted.", "Andie: You just had your tips frosted?", "Pacey: Yeah.", "Andie: Your tips are in attempt to win a certain someone. Pacey points at her like \"You got it\"", "Andie: Hot tip. Kristy Livingstone is a homosapien so perhaps you should start barking up a different tree.", "Pacey: And perhaps you should just stop barking altogether.", "Andie: Tell you what. Here's an idea. I've always had a certain soft spot for pathetic, lovelorn losers such as yourself, so if you like Kristy...I'll set up an intro.", "Pacey: Really? You'd do that for me? Cut to Jen at her Grams'", "Grams: Hello Jennifer. How was school today?", "Jen: The usual. What's going on here?", "Grams: Well I've decided to donate some of your grandfather's old clothes to the church charity drive.", "Jen: You're just giving his stuff away?", "Grams: No, it's for a good cause. There are people in this community who rely on these donations.", "Jen: But don't you think it's a little early to be clearing out his closet?", "Grams: He's not going to be needing these things. Those less fortunate, do.", "Jen: Grams just died yesterday. We haven't even buried him yet.", "Grams: What would you have me do Jennifer?", "Jen: I don't know. It's just that you're not exactly the picture of the grieving widow.", "Grams: Let me tell you something, Jennifer. I loved your grandfather from our very first date through 43 years of marriage and when he had his stroke, I sat by his bedside and for months all I did was pray for his recovery. But when his condition worsened, do you know what I prayed for? Not for his recovery, but for his release. I watched him waste away in that bed for almost 2 years. So whether I clean out his closet today or not, he's gone. He's been gone. Cut to Gail running up to the house", "Gail: I know, I know I'm late. And I know what you must be thinking.", "Mitch: You do?", "Gail: Before you let those thoughts get the best of you, here's the truth. The promo meeting ran long and after that there was traffic all the way up I-95 and I know that Ann Landers said that you're never supposed to give more than one excuse when you're explaining yourself to somebody, but that is the truth Mitch, and I really need you to believe me.", "Mitch: I do. Actually, I heard about the traffic jam on the radio.", "Gail: Oh thank god. Because I just don't want you to ever have to worry again that I'm....those days are behind us, you know that, and I would just hate for one of those old suspicions to creep back.", "Mitch: I know. It's okay. Really. Oh god, look at the time, I gotta get going.", "Gail: Where are you going?", "Mitch: It's just an appointment that's arisin suddenly. I won't be home too late. Cut to Pacey at school watching Andie talk to Kristy.", "Andie: Go for it, Pacey. She's all ready for you. I got her primed.", "Pacey: to a tune* There once was a girl named-a Kristy, the thought of her nude makes me misty, a night on the town, we'll both go get down, by the end of the date she'll have kissed me. Pacey approaches her.", "Pacey: Kristy...hey!", "Kristy: Pacey...how are you?", "Pacey: Great. How are you doin'?", "Kristy: Good. What can I do for you?", "Pacey: Ah, Listen. I know this is sort of abrupt seeing as we hardly know each other. In fact, we don't even know each other at all. But I was wondering if I could change that and maybe get to know you a little better, take you out to dinner and a movie sometime. See if we have anything that resembles a future together. Ah, so, I was thinking tomorrow night? What do you say?", "Kristy: Sounds great. Pacey nods his head like he's just been turned down but then realizes he hasn't and perks up.", "Pacey: Okay! Cut to Mr. Leery in an office. A secretary comes out of a door.", "Secretary: Mr. Leery?", "Mitch: Yes?", "Secretary: Mr. Drake will see you now. Phone is ringing in the background Mr. Leery enters the office and the secretary goes over to answer the phone.", "Secretary: on phone Drake, Witherspoon, and Hall....no, we specialize in divorce. Cut to Jen sitting on a swing. Dawson walks up.", "Dawson: Hey.", "Jen: Hey!", "Dawson: My mom wanted me to bring you this. It's a chicken-cheese noodle thing with way too many spices, but she's kind of proud of it so..", "Jen: Thanks Dawson.", "Dawson: No problem.", "Jen: Well you sure look spiffy tonight. Where you headin'?", "Dawson: Movies. It's the Rialto's last night.", "Jen: You know my Grandma's going to that.", "Dawson: Oh. So you aren't up to going?", "Jen: No, I thought I would sit here and curse the world instead. So are you going with Joey?", "Dawson: Yeah, who else?", "Jen: So how did things work out between you guys? How are the two star-crossed lovers?", "Dawson: laughs You know us, you know, we're just...Dawson and Joey. We'll always be Dawson and Joey. Whatever that means.", "Jen: What about Dawson and Jen?", "Dawson: I'd say I think you could use a friend right now more than anything else. How about it?", "Jen: I'd like that. They hug.", "Dawson: I gotta go. But don't sit here and curse the world all evening. Okay? It's beautiful out. Bye.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Cut to Joey sitting on the dock. Bessie walks up.", "Bessie: What are you doing here?", "Joey: Nothing. Thinking about tonight.", "Bessie: Oh, the first date. This will be interesting. softly Hey, what's wrong?", "Joey: I don't know it just seems weird. I mean, Dawson and I on a date? Doesn't that seem weird to you?", "Bessie: Well was it weird when you kissed?", "Joey: No, that felt pretty right. But the thing is, it hasn't happened since then and it was yesterday.", "Bessie: Well, that's not unusual, because the way I see it, the second kiss, it's always tougher than the first one.", "Joey: We actually kissed more than once that night.", "Bessie: Yeah, but it only counts as one and that first kiss. It's the passionate one. It's the one filled by desire and attraction, and all of that, but the second kiss is rational. You got time to worry, and over analyze and most women....they prefer that first kiss, but I'm partial to the second one because it's about something more. You'll get that second kiss Joey and when you do it'll be great. It'll be real. It'll be meaningful. Cut back and forth. Dawson heading to Joey's on a speedboat. Joey fixing her hair. Dawson heading to Joey's. Joey putting on makeup. Dawson coming to Joey's. Joey putting on a necklace and looking in the mirror. Joey is waiting outside and Dawson is walking and they smile when they see each other and he picks a flower.", "Joey: Hey.", "Dawson: Hey. It's my first act as your date. I thought - chocolates, diamonds, convertables - but I settled for foliage.", "Joey: Foliage is good.", "Dawson: So should we go?", "Joey: Yeah.", "Dawson: Okay. I'm really glad we've already bipassed the end of the evening \"Will she kiss me?\" drama. So, um, it should pretty much me smooth sailing from here on out.", "Joey: Yeah, but now you have to endure the agony of \"Well, I've already kissed her so should we just check into a motel and go at it like p0rn stars?\" anxiety.", "Dawson: I, um, I think I can handle that.", "Joey: Good because I know a good motel.", "Dawson: How about, um, we start with something very simple? Something that goes beyond this month's Panelist's Forum?", "Joey: And what would that be Dawson?", "Dawson: I would really like to hold your hand.", "Joey: Okay. They hold hands Cut to the Rialto", "Dawson: I can't believe they're tearing this place down.", "Joey: They'll probably put up something horrible that will make this place even more boring then it already is.", "Dawson: I guess all our movie watching will have to be restricted to my bedroom then. Too bad for us.", "Joey: A fate worse than death. They smile and then put on their \"Should we kiss\" faces. The lights dim and Joey turns towards the movie but she places her hand in Dawson's. Cut to Pacey standing outside the Rialto.", "Pacey: Whistles Kristy....makes me Misty...by the end of the date she will have kissed me. Frustrated/angry When she gets here. Cut back to the theater and Jen enters and sits next to Dawson.", "Dawson: Jen? Hey.", "Jen: I thought I'd take your advice and get out of the house for a little while.", "Dawson: My advice? He then turns to Joey and whispers I don't know what she's talking about. Jen nods.", "Dawson: Isn't your grandma here?", "Jen: Yeah, yeah, I just thought I'd come sit with you guys and thought that afterwards we could go to the Icehouse and grab some food. Unless I'm not welcome.", "Dawson: No, it's not that you're not welcome at all it's just that--", "Jen: No, I--you know, I shouldn't have come. She walks off.", "Dawson: No, Jen, Jen, Jen. He leans back in his seat and closes his eyes.", "Dawson: I'll be right back. Dawson once again leaves Joey alone. Cut to the lobby.", "Jen: You know I was just thinking..", "Dawson: Jen!", "Jen: I was thinking that, um, that we actually went to our first date, at this theater, and now they're tearing it down. How's that for one of your metaphors.", "Dawson: Jen, I'm really, really sorry if I made you feel like you couldn't stay with us, allright? it's just that Joey and I kinda have some--", "Jen: Cuts Dawson off The whole time that we were dating, were you really wishing that you were with Joey instead?", "Dawson: What? No.", "Jen: It seems a little sad, really, that I was the girl who's sole purpose was to allow you figure out who you were really in love with.", "Dawson: Jen, please don't think of it like that, I mean, you and I had fun, we just...", "Jen: No, we did, but I held you off. I pushed you away. And I basically ran you out of my life in the midst of all that fun. So I guess it serves me right I lost ya.", "Dawson: You haven't lost me. I want to be a part of your life. I want to be your--", "Jen: Friend?", "Dawson: I'm sorry.", "Jen: Sorry? Yeah...from being the girl next door...to the object of your affection...to the third wheel. It's been quite a ride Dawson.", "Dawson: Jen, don't even think about this now. I mean, give yourself some time. Let yourself heal. You and I will work this all out eventually.", "Jen: Give yourself some time? I just want to be your friend? You have to say those things, Dawson.", "Dawson: No, I don't! I meant it!", "Jen: Just do me one favor. All I ask, is that you don't jump Joey right away.", "Dawson: I'm not going to jump anybody, Jen!", "Jen: 'Cause honestly, I don't think I could handle seeing the two of you together, it'd send me to razor blades or something.", "Dawson: Don't even joke about that.", "Jen: Why not? This whole thing's a joke. You, me, my whole life here.", "Dawson: Jen, c'mon, don't! Dawson goes back to the movie theater only to find an empty seat with a flower on it. Cut to Pacey flipping pennies into a fountain. Kristy walks up.", "Kristy: Pacey?", "Pacey: Kristy! Hey! Wow, you made it! Great! Thanks for coming. Um, I was thinking we could go get a little bit of dinner. We're probably a little too late for the movie, but that's okay.", "Kristy: Actually I can't stay. My boyfriend's waiting for me in the car.", "Pacey: Excuse me?", "Kristy: Tonight's our 5 week aniversary. He wasn't too stoked that I made plans. Listen, I just had to stop by and tell you how brave I think you are.", "Pacey: Brave?", "Kristy: I know it's supposed to be a secret but your friend Andie told me about your condition.", "Pacey: I'm not really following you..", "Kristy: And I just think it's really inspiring how you can still live a normal life through the constant cloud of death.", "Pacey: The constant cloud of what?", "Kristy: She told me about your heart stripe.", "Pacey: My heart stripe...ah, that.", "Kristy: Yeah, the stripe you have right across your heart and how at any moment it could just start strangling your heart and you stop breathing and die. She said you wanted to keep in a secret, no special treatment or anything. And I really respect that. See, I suffer from asthma, and I know how much I'd hate it if anybody treated me differently because of that. Well, goodnight Pacey, and I really think that you're quite a guy.", "Pacey: Don't mention it.", "Boyfriend: CMON KRISTY LET'S GO!", "Pacey: That didn't just happen. Cut to Rialto", "Grams: Jennifer! waves", "Jen: Fancy meeting you here. So what are you off to now? Going to find a little action now that you're a single woman?", "Grams: Now, Jennifer, don't say those things. I know you're upset about your grandfather but--", "Jen: No, it's not just that. Well, look at me. I'm 16 years old, look what I've become. My parents couldn't stand me so they shipped me off to you. So here I am, living in this strange town without a friend to my name, and you know what the sad thing is? Is actually that you may be the best friend I've got. I'm just not all that sure that you like me.", "Grams: Oh, Jennifer. I know we may bicker from time to time but I love you, and with your grandfather gone, you're all I have. You're my whole world.", "Jen: Well if I'm all you got then I pity you too.", "Grams: Oh, Jen. They hug.", "Jen: Did you like the movie?", "Grams: Oh, well, they're not like they used to be, not like the one they showed on that first date with your grandfather. He brought me right here that night - The Rialto. You see, I didn't come tonight to watch the movie, I came to be with him.", "Jen: I'm so sorry.", "Grams: He was never as handsome as that night. Cut to Pacey in a store and he spots Andie and approaches her.", "Pacey: Under his breath Oh yeah.", "Andie: Pacey! What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in bed? Hooked up to a life support system?", "Pacey: Very funny. What the hell's a heart stripe anyways?", "Andie: I made it up. Pretty creative don't you think?", "Pacey: Oh yeah. laughs sarcastically", "Andie: Look, Pacey. I don't even know you, but if you thought for even one second that Kristy Livingstone was gonna dump her beautiful, All-State football boyfriend for you - a Sophomore with a heart stripe? - You're massively deluded.", "Pacey: That's great. Why don't you just rub some SALT in this open, painful wound. You know, Kristy Livingstone, she was kind of like a metaphor. You understand, the same reason I dyed my hair. I was under the impression that I could overcome my unlucky ways BUT after what's happened tonight, obviously not. Back to the old Pacey, the black sheep, the loser, the brunette!", "Andie: Well, I think you should dye your hair back. I mean, forgive me, but it looks hideous.", "Pacey: Thanks.", "Andie: Don't use that.", "Pacey: Why not?", "Andie: That's peroxide. That's going to strip your hair of all it's color. Here, use this. Put this in for twenty minutes, and rinse. That should do the trick.", "Pacey: You're not pulling another little prank on me here...you know, I screw you, you screw me.", "Andie: Guess you'll just have to take that chance, won't ya? Bye Officer Pacey! Cut to Gail and Mitch in the living room.", "Gail: I never thought I'd call my husband a liar.", "Mitch: Excuse me?", "Gail: So, tell me Mitch, why do you lie? What could you possibly gain from lying to me?", "Mitch: G--, I have no idea what you're talking about.", "Gail: You tell me everything is fine with us, you tell me nothing's the problem, that my worst fears are unfounded, yet, something tells me that's not what you're telling Drake, Witherspoon and Hall.", "Mitch: It was one meeting.", "Gail: Why? Because you want a divorce?", "Mitch: Because I'm not sure I can stay married to a woman I love and hate in equal measure. The reason I went to see Drake is because I want to know what my options are.", "Gail: Your options are you can either give me another chance wholeheartedly or go to Drake and write him a very large check and make our marriage another statistic. Do either one of those options sound appealing?", "Mitch: Yes, I just don't know which one yet. Cut to Dawson walking up on Joey on a pier.", "Dawson: I was hoping you might be here. This is beginning to sound like a ridiculous reframe. Joey, you have to know that I don't have any of those feelings for Jen.", "Joey: Dawson, it's okay.", "Dawson: It is?", "Joey: Yes. Do you want to know why I didn't go to France? 'Cause I wanted to so badly. I mean, in France I could have started over, you know. I wouldn't be Joey the waitress, or Joey the daughter of a convict, or Joey half of the \"will they/won't they\" couple of the century. I didn't go to France because it just seemed like the easy way out, you know? The easiest escape from my life, which in spite of a few highlights is pretty pathetic. But I didn't want to take that easy way out, Dawson. It just seemed like sticking around here would only make me stronger. Then there was you too. Dawson Leery, who finally got a clue. But I have to tell you Dawson, as complicated our friendship was, it doesn't even compare to how complicated whatever you and I have here is bound to be.", "Dawson: Really? What you and I have may never be simple...but that doesn't mean that we're not going to be scorching. Besides, who's to say that you can't have some of France right here in Capeside, hum? Here we are along the river Sende', a tour of the il de la city, the favorite spot of lovers and friends. And from here we also have a view of the magnificent structure that we simplists here in Capeside like to call....ze swingset. Granted, It's no Eiffel Tower, but it's all we got. Joey starts swinging. Dawson sits down and they're facing opposite directions.", "Dawson: But don't forget about the other franc-o-fellow opportunities in town. French fries.", "Joey: French toast.", "Dawson: French doors. They french kiss.", "Joey: French kiss. The 2nd kiss, the rational one. The one that requires thought.", "Dawson: You know I found out what they're replacing the Rialto with. A movie theater.", "Joey: They're replacing one theater with another?", "Dawson: Upgrade. Bigger seats, bigger screen, bigger sound. They say it's supposed to be great.", "Joey: But why change something if it already works?", "Dawson: Because maybe it will work even better. It's going to be so simple Joey. You know all this talk about a 2nd kiss?", "Joey: Yeah.", "Dawson: Well, it's kind of put me in the mood for a third.", "Joey: Me too.", "Dawson: I told you it was going to be simple. They kiss again", "END" ]	Dawson's Creek	02x01	The Kiss	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_02x02.json	[ "An entry in Joey's journal leaves Dawson fretting so much, he completly forgets Pacey's 16th Birthday and their plans. Jen encouraged by Abby finds herself sharing the fact she wants Dawson back.Andie's brother Jack gets a job at the Ice House.Gail is stunned by Mitch's alternative to divorce- an open marriage." ]	[ "\"CROSSROADS\"", "Cast", "Dawson: James Van Der Beek", "Grams: Mary Beth Peil", "Joey: Kaite Holmes", "Bessie: Nina Repeta", "Pacey: Joshua Jackson", "Mitch: John Wesely Shipp", "Jen: Michelle Williams", "Gail: Mary-Margaret Humes", "Andie: Meredith Monroe", "Jack: Kerr Smith", "Cut to Dawson's room where a RonCo infomercial for a pasta maker is on and Dawson and Joey are making out. Suddenly, you see light as the bedroom door opens going unnoticed by Dawson and Joey. The camera focuses on the TV where you see a hand slowly reaching for the button to turn it off. The TV goes off and Dawson looks up to find Mitch and Gail Leery. Joey looks up, too.", "Dawson: Uh, Mom and Dad...hey. You remember Joey, right? Cut to a classroom where a police officer is handing back driver's tests.", "Police Officer: Good job...hands a student their paper Good job...hands another student their paper Good job. Gets to Pacey Missed it by one point. That's too bad. We really need another juvenile delinquent ??? on the road.", "Pacey: I knew I shouldn't have studied. See what happens when you study? getting up and mumbling Can't wait to enter the world of vehicular freedom. approaches police officer Hey, Miss. What do you think it's going to take to change just one little answer on this test? Free videos for a year?", "Police Officer: You're not trying to bribe me, are you Mr. Witter?", "Pacey: C'mon, Officer, toss me a break. It's my birthday.", "Police Officer: Oh, it is. Really. You should have said something....Happy Birthday. CUT TO Dawson looking in the fridge while his dad is giving him \"the talk\"", "Mitch: ...and because becoming sexually active is a very serious business, I think that it's time you and I talked about it.", "Dawson: makes that 'Oh God..' face Dad, we were just making out.", "Mitch: Dawson, boy-girl sleepovers are no longer within appropriate boundaries. You know, Joey isn't a little girl anymore which you seemed to have noticed.", "Dawson: This is so surreal coming from you of all people.", "Mitch: You know I recently saw a report on the statistical portion of adolescent sx and contraception. Dawson rolls his eyes.", "Mitch: (cont.) and a sexually active teen who doesn't use contraception stands a 90% chance of becoming pregnant within one year and with that proof less than half fades out as Dawson closes fridge door", "Cut to Joey walking up to the house. She spots Mrs. Leery and quickens her pace.", "Joey: Hi Mrs. Leery. walks quickly for the door", "Mrs. Leery: Oh, Joey! Good. Honey, I'm glad you're here. Honey, come here a sec. pats the seat next to her.* Joey's like 'Ohhhh God'...", "Mrs. Leery: Honey, this is a terrific book. Reproduction and Repercution. It's all about preventing teen pregnancy. Joey closes her eyes.", "Mrs. Leery: (cont.) So if there's anything that you would like to talk to me about...any sx questions about anything...you know you can come to me. Dawson comes out of the front door. He hears the last part of the conversation and looks slightly annoyed and embarressed", "Dawson: HEY! Look at the time. We're going to be late. LET's GO. Joey hurredly grabs her bag and heads for the porch door.", "Mitch: Remember, Dawson, no hat, no glove.", "Gail: No, Mitch, honey. That's no glove, no love.", "Mitch: You get the point.", "Gail: Uh, Joey? Joey turns around. Mrs. Leery taps the book. Joey regretfully takes it. They leave.", "Gail: Our baby's growing up. It seems like just a blink ago he was coming home from the hospital. And here we are a thousand years later.", "Mitch: Clueless as ever. Gail looks at Mitch who walks away.", "Cut to: Jen's room. Grams is opening the shades.", "Grams: And God said, let there be light. Jen rolls over in bed.", "Jen: God, what the hell?", "Grams: Oh, don't swear, dear, God is listening.", "Jen: Well, if he were, then he'd know that hell isn't a swear word anymore. You can say it on network tv. Besides, I'm not going to school today.", "Grams: I'm worried about you, Jennifer. You just don't seem yourself lately.", "Jen: I'm tired, that's all.", "Grams: Well, then I want you scrubbed, dressed, and ready for school in 5 minutes. singing* Rise, shine, clap give God your glory, glory. Children of the Lord.", "Jen makes a frustrated sound. Cut to Capeside High. Pacey slams his bike into the bike rack while Dawson watches.", "Dawson: You're going to kill it.", "Pacey: I failed!", "Dawson: Midterms?", "Pacey: Midterms? Like I care, Dawson. I failed my driver's test.", "Dawson: You might want to take better care of that bike then.", "Pacey: Very funny.", "Dawson: You're not going to believe it. Mitch and Gail have gone completely off the deep end. You should have heard them today lecturing Joey and me about the finer points of adolescent sexuality. It was momentously awkward.", "Pacey: Okay. Did you hear nothing I just said? I failed my driver's test. Today. Of all days, today.", "Dawson: So you can take it again.", "Pacey: looking confused Yeah, but Dawson I would have really liked to have gotten it today.", "Dawson: Today, two weeks from now, what's the big deal. Anyways, it was weird. Of course it figures. Joey and I are together for a week and my parents are already shoving condoms in my pocket.", "Pacey: looking even more confused You don't have anything to say to me today?", "Dawson: confused What's up with you?", "Pacey: Uh, nothing, man. Forget about it. You got your Joey problems. He walks away. Dawson looks off confused. Cut to Jen sitting on a pier when Pacey walks up. It looks like they're at lunch?", "Jen: Hey?", "Pacey: Hey.", "Jen: What are you bumming about?", "Pacey: Nothing. Jen looks down.", "Pacey: (cont.) I got a bad case of the Molly Ringwald's today.", "Jen: Let's see, um, in Breakfast Club she gets a detention... in Pretty in Pink she gets dumped before prom... in Sixteen Candles everybody forgets about her birthday.. Pacey nods.", "Jen: Is that it? Is today your birthday?", "Pacey: The big 1-6. Whoopee.", "Jen: Happy Birthday, Pace.", "Pacey: sincerely Thank you. It's not so much that my family forgot me. They never make a big deal of this anyhow. But Dawson always made up something. He'd always plan some crazy outing for my birthday. We're supposed to be on a roadtrip to Maine right now, but that's obviously not going to happen.", "Jen: Let me take a stab at it. Joey and Dawson are so caught up in their budding romantic entanglement that they've forgotten all about your birthday.", "Pacey: I should be happy for them. I mean, I am happy for them.", "Jen: Me too. Pacey looks at her.", "Pacey: No you're not.", "Jen: I know. They laugh", "Jen: You know, I've never been one to pass up a chance at some good ol' fashioned self pity but why don't you give yourself a break? I mean, today's your birthday. Celebrate. It could be good. Remember in Sixteen Candles, how it turned out. Molly Ringwald got the hottest guy in school. Could be you.", "Pacey: sarcastic Yeaaah, cake, party hats, balloons, rock on!", "Jen: No, I'm serious. Look, so Joey and Dawson forgot all about you. So forget about them. In fact, I think they've forgotten about all of us recently. So c'mon. Live it up. Go out. Have a good time. Meet some new people.", "Pacey: You know what? You're absolutely right. I mean, I'm sick and tired of being Dawson Leery's sidekick. I'm going to get my own storyline.", "Jen: There you go. Pacey gets his stuff.", "Pacey: Thanks. He walks off.", "Jen: 'Kay. Yeah... Cut to Jen picking up clothes from the bleachers. Abby is sitting on the bleachers. It's gym class.", "Abby: Well, if it isn't Miss Lindley. Well, let me guess, the lame excuse note expecting to get you out of gym landed you with cleanup duty instead.", "Jen: Let's just not talk to each other, alright Abby? 'Cause you're obviously here for the same reason, at least you could help me clean up.", "Abby: Sorry, sweetie. My condition prevents me from engaging in any undue (?) physical exertion. takes out a note and reading Please excuse Abigal Morgan from gym this semester as she suffers from pelvic reposis (?) signed Dr. James Fife, L.D.", "Jen: Isn't that like a V.D. or something?", "Abby: No, I made it up. Last time I was at my doctor's office I stole some letterheads. It's been invaluable. So don't tell me, you used the menstrual cramps defense. Jen looks away as she continues picking up.", "Abby: God! That excuse is no good. You get out of gym but not cleanup duty. Not so bright for a big city girl. Jen closes her eyes.", "Abby: Then again, your life in New York was probably just as dull as it is here in Capeside. I bet you never even got into a club.", "Jen: The things and places I have talked myself into and out of would blow your mind.", "Abby: Yeah, right. looks curious So have you ever been to The Curtain or Club Retro.", "Jen: I did at the dorm room in Curtain and Club Retro is so five minutes ago.", "Abby: Well what was it like?", "Jen: What?", "Abby: New York. I plan on moving there as soon as I graduate from this juvenile detention center. C'mon Jen tell me everything.", "Jen: smiling Well, what do you want to know?", "Abby: smiling, too What do you mean what do I want to know? I want to know about the guys. They laugh Cut to Joey's room. Dawson is sitting on Joey's bed and Joey is laying there.", "Joey: You know, as long as I live, Dawson, I think I'll never be as embarressed as I was today.", "Dawson: I know, my parents live for those coming-of-age-Wonder-Years moments.", "Joey: Yeah.", "Dawson: My father's had that book in a drawer since I was born. Joey laughs", "Dawson: All I can say is thank God it was you. I mean, can you imagine if it was just some unexpecting date I just brought home?", "Joey: I don't know. All I know crawling over the bed to reach for her journal is I have to write down your dad's 'No glove, no love' line before I forget. I mean, it's practi-- She's interrupted by Dawson pulling her over closer to him to where she's leaning on his legs and facing him.", "Dawson: When I think about you and me together, it's perfect. Joey smiles.", "Dawson: There's none of that pretentious getting-to-know-you crap. I already know everything there is to know about you. What you think, what you feel.", "Joey: surprised at this Really?", "Dawson: Yeah.", "Joey: skeptical You think you know everything about me Dawson?", "Dawson: C'mon Joey we've spent most of our waking, and sleeping for that matter, moments together. Yes, I think it's fairly safe to say that I know everything there is to know about you. Joey smiles again", "Joey: What you don't know about me, Dawson, could fill a book. She leans in and they kiss. The baby cries in the background", "Joey: I hear my life calling. She kisses him on the forehead. I'll be right back. Joey walks into Alexander's room and shuts the door. Dawson picks up a bottle of Joey's perfume and smells it. A picture of Joey with her mom is shown. Dawson eyes find Joey's journal and he picks it up and looks towards Alexander's room. He starts reading a page and his face falls. He sees Joey opening the door and qucikly shuts the book and throws it on the bed. Joey walks back over happily towards the bed.", "Joey: I thought Alexander was smiling but it turns out he just had gas. Dawson gets up off the bed.", "Dawson: I'm going to get going.", "Joey: confused What's wrong?", "Dawson: Nothing.", "Joey: I thought you had a lot of reading for today, Dawson.", "Dawson: Um, I've done enough reading for today. He leaves leaving a confused Joey alone. Cut to Pacey hanging up fliers. He stops a kid.", "Pacey: Hey, man. Dock party tonight. 8:00. Bailey's Port. Be there! Pacey stapling another flier and Dawson walks up", "Dawson: What's going on?", "Pacey: Throwing a party.", "Dawson: Why?", "Pacey: Oh, you know expanding my horizons. I'm getting older thought I would branch out and take some new chances.", "Dawson: I accidentily read something last night in Joey's journal. Pacey hands a flier to some girl", "Pacey: Want one of these?", "Dawson: Quote. \"I'm so sick of Dawson and his stupid horror movie. I wish I could tell him how terrible it is. How stupid, and putrid, and...it was awful.\"", "Pacey: So what? At least she didn't tell you that the sight of you gives her dry heaves or that you're a self-centered, self-absorbed, stapling another flier selfish..", "Dawson: Look, obviously she has opinions about me that she hasn't been honest about. She said I was a talentless dreamer with no cinematic future.", "Pacey: really angry and irritated 'Kay. No offense, Dawson, but I don't think anybody cares.", "Dawson: I care...Pacey. I mean, I could honestly use some advice here.", "Pacey: Oh, you want some advice? How about this: your life isn't so interesting.", "Dawson: confused and surprised What?", "Pacey: You know, I am so sick and tired of hearing about you and Joey's boring little mini-dramas. I'm going to start tearing out my fingernails for relief. Get over yourself, Dawson. Deal. Pacey walks off angry. Dawson is confused...like always... Cut to Joey walking out from school and Andie runs and catches up with her.", "Andie: You work at the Icehouse, don't you? I saw you there a few nights ago. God, I love that place.", "Joey: You don't get out much, do you?", "Andie: Anyways, I'm Andie McPhee. You're Joey, right? They shake hands", "Andie: (cont.) I'm a friend of Pacey Witter's. Well, kind of.", "Joey: How bold of you to admit that.", "Andie: Anyway, my brother Jack is looking for a job, you know, busboy, waiter, really anything. So I thought I'd put in a word for him.", "Joey: Well, actually, we could use the help.", "Andie: Really? Oh, that's great. He's kind of shy, but he is really smart and super nice once you get to know him.", "Joey: Okay, well, just tell him to come in and ask for me.", "Andie: Alright, thanks! She walks off Cut to Joey walking across a bridge. Dawson catches up to her.", "Dawson: Joey, hey!", "Joey: Hey. They kiss quickly.", "Dawson: I was, um, cleaning out my closet this morning and I found the costume that you wore in the movie, and, um, I found the costume that you wore in my movie. And I was just thinking about how good you looked in it... Joey smiles", "Dawson: (cont.) Um, in the outfit. Pretty and vulnerable. And I was just thinking...you know I hope Joey was happy with her performance in the movie. So I guess I'm asking, I'm surprised we haven't discussed this, what did you think of my movie.", "Joey: I loved it, it was great. You know that, Dawson.", "Dawson: You'd be honest with me, right?", "Joey: It was amazing. Extremely talented. It's one of your many attractions. Dawson stares off.", "Joey: Are you alright?", "Dawson: I just wanted to make sure you didn't think my movie was on the, I don't know, stupid and putrid side.", "Joey: You're acting weird. Are you having another insecurity attack? C'mon.", "Dawson: It's really important for me to know that you think I have talent and potential in filmmaking. Joey's face falls as she comes to a realization.", "Joey: angrily You read my journal.", "Dawson: defensively You practically left it out for me to see.", "Joey: even more angrily Not unless it blew open..or...or you suddenly developed X-Ray vision. I mean, God, how dare you! You invaded my privacy. I could sue you for this.", "Dawson: What I'm curious about is what else is in that journal that you don't want me to see? What does Joey Potter really think about me?", "Joey: Oh, right now, Dawson, you really don't want to know!", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "CUT TO Mitch walking into a building on the pier.", "Mitch: Hey, Cole.", "Cole: Hey Mitch. What's up?", "Mitch: Ohhhh, not much. Just checking out a warehouse next door for a possible restaurant location.", "Cole: Very cool. And?", "Mitch: Rent's a little steep.", "Cole: Tell me about it. 'Kay buddy, what's really up?", "Mitch: looks a little irritated What do you mean what's up? Nothin'. Whatever, you know, life.", "Cole: I've known you since the fourth grade. You look like you've got the weight of the world on your shoulders. Talk to me.", "Mitch sighs. Cut to: Gail planting flowers. Mrs. Ryan approaches.", "Mrs. Ryan: It was so kind of you to send over that delicious casserole when Mr. Ryan passed.", "Gail: Oh, it was the least I could do. Um, I was wondering, uh, the thing is Mrs. Ryan, I really could use some advice. Cut back to Mitch and Cole", "Cole: My advice is to avoid the big D at all costs, man.", "Mitch: Well, we've tried everything. I mean, I don't know what's left.", "Cole: If you divorce her, you'll lose everything. Not to mention becoming a weekend dad to Dawson.", "Mitch: Believe me I know. You know, I don't even think that she'd mind if I had an affair. It would get her off the hook.", "Cole: So why not?", "Mitch: surprised What do you mean why not? I'm in a marriage. Cut to Gail and Mrs. Ryan", "Mrs. Ryan: Marriage is all about enduring the jabs and blows. You must do everything and anything in your power to save it.", "Gail: I've talked till I'm blue in the face. I've cleaned out the entire Marital Aid section at the Pleasure Palace and my Victoria Secret credit card..is maxed.", "Mrs. Ryan: I was thinking something more along the lines of renewing your wedding vows. I wasn't suggesting that you have an affair. Cut back to Mitch and Cole", "Cole: I'm not suggesting an affair. I'm talking open marriage.", "Mitch: I knew that the seventies were back in full swing, man, but that is up there with bean bag chairs and lava lamps.", "Cole: No, just think about it for a minute. In any given marriage you have about an 85% chance of infidelity. Human beings are just not instinctively monogamous, alright? So you take the anaquated(?) knowledge of infidelity and monogamous out of marriage and I guarantee the divorce rate in this country would be absolutely zilch. It works for me and Lisa.", "Mitch is thinking. Cut to Pacey putting fliers under car windshield wipers", "Andie: You know, I hate it when people plaster unsolicited material on private property.", "Pacey: You know what, McPhee? I really wish you weren't here right now.", "Andie: Ah, put the charm on hold for a second Pacey, I was just curious on what the occasions for.", "Pacey: It's my going away party. I'm dying of a heart stripe. Haven't you heard?", "Andie: Where's your sense of humor?", "Pacey: Oh, I have a sense of humor. In fact, I have a really good sense of humor. It's just that telling a girl that I'm dying so that she'll go out with me, that's just not funny.", "Andie: Why you would be interested in someone who's so mentally deficient that she would actually believe that she would actually believe there's such a thing as a heart stripe. Pacey looks at her.", "Andie: Okay, okay. I'm sorry. So really, what's the reason for your little clambake?", "Pacey: Are you mistaken for the impression that you're actually invited?", "Andie: Well it says 'Come one, come all'", "Pacey: No, you gotta read the fine print. It says 'Come one, come all except for spoiled, trust fund casualties from Rhode Island. Sorry. Cut to Jen's room. Abby and Jen are laying on her bed. Jen hands Abby a picture.", "Jen: This is Charlie. The guy I was telling you about.", "Abby: with widened eyes Oh my God! Look at him. Oh, God I would throw my mother off a bridge to go out with somebody like this.", "Jen: We partied one weekend before he had to ship out....crazy.", "Abby: I can't believe you have eyes for Dawson Leery, I mean you have lived, sister. Jen smiles.", "Abby: Speaking of partying....since you're not hanging out with Forrest Gump and Company anymore, I was thinking we could do some serious partying of our own.", "Jen: You mean like steal a pack of cigarrettes from 7-11 and hide behind the bleachers and smoke em?", "Abby: No. I was thinking Pacey's bogus dock party. I mean, we could crack on the people there. Jen laughs", "Abby: And...a little imported bubbly for our enjoyment. she raises an eyebrow They laugh Cut to Dawson following Joey who's waitressing", "Dawson: Alright, so I shouldn't have read your journal but c'mon, you can't tell me that all the time that you've been alone in my room that you've never snooped.", "Joey: Nope.", "Dawson: Not once?", "Joey: No. Because I, unlike you, respect your privacy.", "Dawson: You obviously don't respect my filmmaking abilities.", "Joey: angered Dawson, how I feel about you and your quest to be Spielberg are not the point. You read my journal. This is a huge privacy issue.", "Dawson: That's exactly the point. How do you feel about my filmmaking abilities? Jack comes interrupting.", "Jack: Hi. I'm, uh, Jack.", "Joey: Can I help you?", "Jack: Andie's brother.", "Joey: Who's Andie?", "Jack: My sister.", "Joey: Look, that's fascinating. I don't mean to be rude, but I'm really busy here so if I can help you with anything..", "Jack: I'm here to interview for the job.", "Joey: Ohhhh, yeah right. Job. Andie's brother. Um, have you ever washed dishes before?", "Jack: No, but I'm willing to learn.", "Joey: Good. Use over, kitchen's that way. Jack is a little overwhelmed.", "Dawson: I admit what I did was wrong, but Joey you lied to me. You've been lying to me.", "Joey: What? Don't turn this around and make me the bad guy. You violated me. You betrayed me.", "Dawson: Tell me, where you ever planning on telling me the truth?", "Joey: Why should I? I just thought I'd write it all down then have you over to study!", "Dawson: Stop making jokes, Joey. This is a really big deal. You were completely dishonest.", "Joey: You're right, Dawson. It is a big deal. But the big deal isn't what you read. The big deal is that you read it.", "Dawson: I apoligized for that already!", "Jack: Excuse me? Do you have a second? Could you please tell your sister I work here now? She's not letting me in the kitchen. He walks away.", "Dawson: I'm glad I read it actually. Because now I realize I don't think I know you at all.", "Joey: Maybe you don't, Dawson. Maybe you never did. Cut to Pacey stringing up lights on the dock and Andie walks up decked out for the party in a bikini top and skirt.", "Andie: Hi.", "Pacey: Hi if it isn't Andie McPhee the rich girl in town. What happened? They cancel your polo match?", "Andie: Look, Pacey, if you want me to leave I will.", "Pacey: No, no, that's okay. Actually, you're the only person I recognize here, and I ask ya, how sad is that?", "Andie: Don't worry. Parties always take awhile to get going. Though you might have worked a DJ into your budget.", "Pacey: 'Kay. Can't say it hasn't been pleasant talking to you, but don't you think you should get out and mingle and meet some new people?", "Andie: Yeah, I probably should. But new people make me nervous. I never know what to say and then eventually I just clam up totally.", "Pacey: Are you joking? Because you haven't stopped talking since the moment I met you.", "Andie: Well, you don't make me nervous. You make me mad. Mad beats nervous.", "Pacey: 'Kay, why don't you just go mingle now? Yeah?", "Andie: You go mingle.", "Pacey: Okay.", "Andie: Okay....hey! You're in luck. Another varsity cheerleader/rocket scientist and she's checkin' you out.", "Pacey: She's looking at me? Andie nods.", "Pacey: You know, I haven't had a whole lot of luck with the senior cheerleaders this year.", "Andie: Luck has nothing to do with it. Some older women happen to like younger men. Pacey kind of laughs.", "Andie: So, go ahead. Go talk to her. What have you got to lose?", "Pacey: Oh, I don't know, dignity, humility, face...", "Andie: It's not like you had any of those in the first place.", "Pacey: You know what McPhee? I really wish I made you nervous. She gives that 'I'm glad I'm ticking you off' smile As Pacey walks towards the girl some people are playing volleyball and it hits Pacey in the back of the head. He shrugs it off and takes a drink of his soda. Then he sees some guy pick up the girl he was going to talk to. He walks down the dock until he comes upon a group of 4 girls in a boat.", "Pacey: Hey Ladies. Havin' a good time?", "OneGirl: What is this? she dumps her drink out on the ground. Pacey keeps walking and bumps into two people. They laugh. Pacey laughs sarcastically", "Pacey: Sooo funny! Dawson approaches the dock in a speedboat. Pacey notices. Cut to Jen and Abby on the dock, obviously a little drunk", "Jen: How many drinks have I had? Because I think three is my limit before I get really wild.", "Abby: Tooo laaatteee swings the wine bottle through the air They laugh Jen takes another drink and falls down and starts laughing.", "Abby: Okay, I bet you the rest of this bottle that you don't have the berries(?) to kiss the next guy that comes up those stairs.", "Jen: Well, you're on, sister friend! They laugh as Dawson comes up the stairs and Jen turns around", "Jen: DAWSON! kisses him Dawson pries her arms off him", "Dawson: Whoa Jen! What are you doing? What is wrong with you? Jen smiles instantly and then slowly goes down the stairs", "Abby: pushes Dawson Nice going, Romeo. Dawson stands there surprised. Cut to Joey at the Icehouse. She's staring out the window then she goes back to washing the tables off. Jack is looking at her.", "Joey: What?", "Jack: Nothing. Joey walks over", "Jack: First fight?", "Joey: What?", "Jack: With your boyfriend.", "Joey: Hardly. Well, actually, um, yeah, as girlfriend and boyfriend. I mean, as friends we fought constantly but it's different now.", "Jack: Which means you haven't had your first makeup either. Joey looks at him.", "Jack: Go ahead, I'll lock up.", "Joey: I can't. I mean, Bessie would kill me, but thanks.", "Jack: What? You think I'm going to take off with your secret recipe for tarter sauce? whispers It's not that good.", "Joey: Oh. smiles Think you can handle it?", "Jack: Turn off lights, lock the door...", "Joey: What the hell? Thanks Jack. hands him her apron. As she leaves she hears a glass drops, she stops for a second but keeps going. Cut to Dawson and Pacey", "Dawson: Hey.", "Pacey: angrily What's up?", "Dawson: Alright, look, I don't know what's going on between us but obviously it's something that set you off.", "Pacey: Me? I can't imagine what that would be. Hm.", "Dawson: Look, I'm about 2 seconds away from blowing it with Joey. You and I know everything about each other and I really need your advice.", "Pacey: You know everything about me, huh? You know how I got this scar on my chin? You know why my father hates me? You know why I ride the fine line between insecurity and self-confidence? Correct me if I'm wrong, Dawson, but you don't know the answer to any of those questions. In fact, I bet you don't even know when I was born! Dawson thinks and realizes he forgot.", "Dawson: Oh my God. Oh my, it's your birthday. Oh, Pacey I'm so sorry, God. I'm such an idiot you were trying to tell me all day it was your birthday, too. And you were supposed to get your driver's license today.", "Pacey: Yeah but that didn't work out either. But I bet you forgot that too, didn't you?", "Dawson: No, we were supposed to go to Maine. I can't believe I forgot. Look, I'll make it up to you. Tomorrow night, you and me we'll do whatever you want.", "Pacey: Do you see this look on my face that I'm trying so hard to conceal? It has nothing to do with my birthday. It has nothing to do with the driver's test and it certainly has nothing to do with roadtripping to Maine. I came to this dark realization that everyone in Capeside has either written me off, demanding me unworthy of their time or their concerns AND the conclusion that I came to today, on my 16th birthday, is that my best friend in the world looks at me the very same way.", "Dawson: Pacey! How can I fix this?", "Pacey: You can't. Everything's different now. You've got Joey and our friendship just doesn't compare to what you two have, okay? I'm just not a third wheel type. Maybe we'll take that roadtrip next year. Cut to Dawson's house. Mitch is reading and Gail comes in.", "Gail: Good book? You know I was thinking about doing some redecorating. Mitch keeps on reading.", "Gail: Any thoughts?", "Mitch: No, whatever you think. Gail starts kissing him on the head and moves lower. Mitch gets up.", "Mitch: I don't want a divorce, Gail, but, um, we've gotta make some changes here and move on. Living life status quo is killing us.", "Gail: I know.", "Mitch: Okay, um, I was talking to a friend of mine about sx within the marriage and sx outside of the marriage and how it's a common factor in most marital problems.", "Gail: We take the sx out of our marriage?", "Mitch: God, no. This is about honesty. And we've lost that. And I just need to, we gotta open this thing up and explore some new possibilities. And I grant you it's a paradox to try to reclaim honesty by...by..", "Gail: By what? Reclaim our honesty by what?", "Mitch: Gail, do you wanna try having an open marriage? She laughs but considers it.* Cut to Dawson in the rain. He spots Joey. He smiles. They walk towarsd each other. It's romantic. They get closer to each other and they lean in and Joey puts her head on Dawson's shoulder and he does the same on hers. Awwwwwwwww. Cut to Dawson and Joey sitting on a ledge. The rain has stopped.", "Dawson: I forgot Pacey's birthday. I'm his best friend and I forgot his 16th birthday.", "Joey: Is he alright?", "Dawson: No. He's really hurt and he's angry and he's not speaking to me. And I really don't blame him.", "Joey: Sorry Dawson.", "Dawson: Yeah, I pretty much suck. You know how Leery is. You know what it is, Joey, maybe I am the world's worst filmmaker. Maybe I'd be better off being a cook(?) somewhere. Maybe all my dreams are bogus and maybe there will be people lined up from here to Hollywood someday to tell me that. I just never thought you'd be one of them.", "Joey: Dawson, I'm not going to let you off the hook for what you did. I mean, it was wrong of you to go inside of my head and take my thoughts and my feelings without my consent.", "Dawson: Joey, I know. Believe me, I know. I'm so sorry I ever read them.", "Joey: Though, I don't owe you any explanation, I do owe you the truth because I have always been honest with you. The truth is...I've had these feelings for you for a long time, Dawson. And I hit a yearning, I've been squelching. I don't know, somedays it would just make me so mad at me, and us, and I had to take it somewhere and unleash it. It's my way of coping. It's where I go to trash life. And so it's not necessarily the truth, it's what I'm feeling at that particular day at that particular time. I save the truth for you, Dawson. I've always believed in you. I mean, you're the most extraordinary, talented person that I've ever met. I'm your biggest fan.", "Dawson: I'm glad I don't know everything about you because everyday you amaze me. There's a silence and Joey smiles.", "Joey: Good! They laugh and lean in and kiss Cut to Jen and Abby", "Abby: You can bet those two won't be the poster couple for abstinence much longer.", "Jen: What? Joey and Dawson? Yeah right. Jo will hold out and then he'll get sick and tired of it.", "Abby: Oh come on. They've been sleeping together in the same bed. There's not much more you need to know about each other if you know what I mean.", "Jen: No, they're like brother and sister. I mean, Dawson even told me so himself. He doesn't ever think of her sexually.", "Abby: Well, maybe they're pretending like they're in Kentucky.", "Jen: Abby that doesn't help.", "Abby: What?", "Jen: Look at me, I'm a mess.", "Abby: Oh, don't say that. You have more style and sx appeal in your little finger then that white trash loser.", "Jen: I want him back.", "Abby: God, why?", "Jen: 'Cause I love him.", "Abby: Look, that's just the booze talking.", "Jen: No, I'm serious. I love him and I want him back.", "Abby: Alright. Then we're going to get him back for you. Jen smiles.", "Jen: 'Kay. Cut to Pacey sitting on a dock. Andie walks up.", "Andie: This is for you. She hands him a gift.* It's not much. Pacey looks at the gift.", "Andie: Well it is your birthday, isn't it?", "Pacey: How'd you know?", "Andie: I'm psychic. Okay, I heard you and that guy, Dawson, arguing about it. I had it in the car, anyways. I was going to give it to my brother for Christmas but I kind of, well, forgot about it. Anyway, go ahead. Open it. Pacey opens it. It's a Magic 8 Ball", "Andie: Ask it a question.", "Pacey: Will I pass my driver's test on the next try? He shakes it. They read the answer.", "Pacey: Signs point to yes. What is my future? Shakes it", "Pacey: Cannot predict now. Here.", "Andie: Okay um.. She shakes it and accidentily drops it into the water.", "Andie: Oh no! I'm sorry.", "Pacey: That can't be a good sign.", "Andie: I'm sorry.", "Pacey: shrugs It's the thought that counts.", "Andie: I've always been this complete clutz. Some things never change.", "Pacey: Everything changes. Everybody changes. 'Cept for me. Take this stupid party for example. I thought I could be Pacey Witter, the guy who throws a good party but no, I'm still Pacey Witter, the guy who's failing biology, but now I'm a year older.", "Andie: You know, maybe you're just Pacey Witter the guy who's still trying to figure it out.", "Pacey: Well..", "Andie: What?", "Pacey: We are so deep. Cut to Dawson and Joey making out on the dock", "Dawson: Hey you think you can get home okay? I've got to get back. I've got to try to talk to Pacey.", "Joey: Yeah. She kisses him and kisses him on the forehead. I'll be fine. Cut to Jen's house. Jen's looking in the mirror. Cut to Dawson and Pacey.", "Pacey: Ah, the perfect end to a perfect party.", "Dawson: Listen Pacey, I've been a really lousy friend lately and there is no excuse for forgetting your birthday but it's not because I've written you off, alright? This Joey thing has been so incredibly confusing and complicated and..", "Pacey: Dawson, Dawson, Dawson, it's okay, man. I'm happy for you two. You deserve happiness. GOD KNOWS it took long enough. The only thing that I was trying to say is there are certain things that I'm going to miss as your friend but that's natural you know? No big deal", "Dawson: It's a very big deal. Maybe my actions have not exactly tested that lately but just because everything is complicated and everything is changing but nothing is ever going to change so much that you're not going to be my best friend. Pacey smiles and there's silence.", "Pacey: Are we having a moment?", "Dawson: Yeah I think we are....Let's go.", "Pacey: Alright. They get in the boat.", "Dawson: Man, that's really too bad about your license.", "Pacey: No, that's alright. I can take the test again in a couple weeks.", "Dawson: Well maybe you need some more practice.", "Pacey: Oh, please. You and I both know I've been breaking that state law for at least the last 3 years.", "Dawson: No, I mean right now.", "Pacey: What?", "Dawson: I know where the keys to the Mitch mobile are.", "Pacey: Dawson, please. Your father would kill you.", "Dawson: Don't wuss out on me now Pacey.", "Pacey: Listen, Dawson, we're cool you don't have to do this now.", "Dawson: Maybe I want to. They start speeding off in the boat", "Dawson: Pacey?", "Pacey: Yeah?", "Dawson: Happy Birthday.", "Pacey: Thanks, bro." ]	Dawson's Creek	02x02	Crossroads	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_02x03.json	[ "An economics class project pairs Dawson and Jen as husband and wife, Pacey and Andie as a married couple and Joey as a single mother with two children. Jen tries to use the project to get closer to Dawson. Pacey gets to know more about Andie's troubled family life and Joey begins to see that she has a chance of success in the real world while doing her project solo." ]	[ "\"ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLES\"", "Cast", "Dawson: James Van Der Beek", "Grams: Mary Beth Peil", "Joey: Kaite Holmes", "Bessie: Nina Repeta", "Pacey: Joshua Jackson", "Mitch: John Wesely Shipp", "Jen: Michelle Williams", "Gail: Mary-Margaret Humes", "Andie: Meredith Monroe", "Jack: Kerr Smith", "Abbey: Monica Keena", "Cut to Dawson and his dad outside and his dad takes down the ladder.", "Mitch: Now don't give me that look. I know there's been a lot of late night creeping around and I'm just taking some standard precautions. Dawson and his dad start walking back towards the front door", "Dawson: You are so in denial.", "Mitch: Excuse me?", "Dawson: Denial. You can't except the fact that the little boy that you brought into the world is grown up. I mean, he's a sexual being.", "Mitch: Are you having sx with Joey? Dawson reaches for the door", "Dawson: No, I did not say that, but I am a sexual being responsible, mind you, but biologically a sexual being. They go inside", "Mitch: A sexual being?", "Dawson: Yep, and you are having trouble facing that reality. Dad, it's a typical parental problem. Do you know what?", "Mitch: No, what?", "Dawson: The sooner you accept that, the sooner you and I will have an honest relationship.", "Mitch: Mm-hm. Dawson. Are you...and Joey...having sx?", "Dawson: No!", "Mitch: No?", "Dawson: No!", "Mitch: Thank you. Dawson starts heading towards the stairs and up them", "Dawson: But one day, down the road, I'm going to have sx. And you're acting all paranoid...chucking ladders and locking windows is not going to stop me. Please, will you stop acting like a typical makes the little quote unquote hand gesture* parent and just let things take their natural course. Let Joey and me hang out in my room, alone at night, unsupervised. There's a break. Mitch thinks.", "Mitch: No. Mitch walks into Dawson's bedroom and looks around", "Dawson: Why not?", "Mitch: Because, Dawson, the fact is I am a parent, alright? I am you parent and it's my duty to be paranoid about my 15 year old son upstairs in my own house having sx!", "Dawson: You are so un-enlightened. Didn't you grow up in the 60s? Mitch laughs.", "Mitch: You can psychologically deconstruct me all you want, but here's the deal. points to him* Parent me. points to Dawson Child you, alright? He walks towards the doorway Parent, me. Child...you. He leaves and shuts the door Dawson smiles and looks towards the closet as the doors open and Joey climbs out and smiles. She walks towards him.", "Dawson: He is such a tyrant. Joey puts her arms around his neck.", "Joey: You handled him well.", "Dawson: You think so? They start kissing and Dawson's dad opens the door again catching them. Dawson and Joey smile.", "Dawson: acting surprised Joey? What are you doing here? They laugh.", "Mitch: Uh, Joey, will you come with me please? turning to Dawson What did I just say, Dawson, what did I just say!", "Dawson: You, Jane, Me Tarzan?", "Mitch: No. Parent, me, grounded, you.", "Joey: Bye Dawson. Mitch and Joey start to walk away. Dawson follows them out to the hall", "Dawson: Bye Joey. I'll see you in a few minutes. Joey turns around and looks at him", "Mitch: No you won't. Joey's house, a tea kettle is whistling on the stove. Joey walks in.", "Joey: Bessie, your water's boiling.", "Bessie: What?", "Joey: Nevermind. Bessie walks in with the baby", "Bessie: Joey, I'm so glad you're still here. Yesterday I got a call from the health department. They're planning on doing an inspection on the Icehouse sometime this week. Can you go over there?", "Joey: Now?", "Bessie: Yeah, just make sure everything is put away and spic-and-span. You know, the last thing I need is the health department slapping us with some big, huge fine or, God forbid, shutting us down. Joey is grabbing her backpack", "Joey: You seem to be forgetting something and it's called first period.", "Bessie: Oh, come on, Joey, it will only take a minute and I've got to take Alexander to the sitter's.", "Joey: He's missing a shoe.", "Bessie: Alexander! You kicked off your shoe! hands the baby to Joey Here Joey, can you hold him? Look, Joey, please just do me this one favor. Go by the Icehouse putting a shoe on Alexander on your way to school. Please, will you?", "Joey: Fine, here! with an irritated attitude I gotta go then!", "Bessie: Hang on. takes the baby Here, here, here. Oh, and Joey, while you're there can you just wipe down the counters real quick so it looks clean?", "Joey: Fine.", "Bessie: Oh, and the freezer! Can you mop behind the freezer? I can't even remember the last time we did that. Joey just stands there.", "Bessie: Thanks, Joey, you're the greatest! Cut to Dawson's house. Mitch is reading the paper when Dawson comes into the room.", "Mitch: If it isn't the sexual being himself.", "Dawson: You know what I was thinkin'?", "Mitch: No, but I'm sure you're going to tell me.", "Dawson: Don't even try to tell me that when you were my age you weren't sneaking around making out with girls in the backs of cars and movie theaters.", "Mitch: You're right, I was. Dawson raises his hands like he's proven his point.", "Mitch: But that was the whole fun of being 15, Dawson. It was the fear of getting caught that made it more dangerous and exciting.", "Dawson: So by restricting my access to Joey what you're really trying to do is liven up my sx life? He walks towards the kitchen where Mrs. Leery is.* Did you hear that, Mom?", "Gail: What sx life?", "Mitch: No, now you're twisting my words again, Dawson. Go to school. Dawson laughs", "Dawson: Did you ever notice that whenever your parental authority is in question that you just start barking out orders?", "Mitch: Go. Now. Dawson kisses Mrs. Leery on the cheek.", "Dawson: Bye Mom.", "Gail: Bye honey. Dawson leaves.", "Mitch: You know, I think our son is training to be a lawyer. He has become the master of manipulation.", "Gail: I wonder where he learned that.", "Mitch: Meaning?", "Gail: Meaning that you both can come to incredible rationalizations especially when it comes to acting out your sexual impulses.", "Mitch: Oh, listen, Gail, this whole idea of an open marriage...it's exactly that. It's an idea. I'm not going to force you into anything if you're against it. You against it?", "Gail: Well I'm not for it, but if that's what it takes...", "Mitch: No, enough said.", "Gail: No, if what you need is to get even with me and sow your oats then..", "Mitch: Gail! Let's just drop it. Drop the whole thing. I don't want to fight about it.", "Gail: You don't?", "Mitch: No.", "Gail: I love you, Mitch. She kisses him.* I'll see you after work.", "Mitch: Have a good one. Cut to Capeside High Abby and Jen are walking down the sidewalk", "Abby: I have a very important question for you and I need an answer immediately.", "Jen: What is it?", "Abby: Who would you rather have sx with...Trey Carter or Jeff Birdwin?", "Jen: Uhh neither.", "Abby: Are you crazy? Look at them.", "Jen: What? They're a couple of gym junkies. They have no cultural interests, no inner lives of their own...all they do is play football and swap pornos. They're a couple of (missed word)", "Abby: Yeah, but it's like they're so completely disgusting that it's almost erotic. You know what I mean? God, I can't believe I'm friends with someone who only has eyes for Dawson Leery.", "Jen: Guilty as charged.", "Abby: Please! You're making me ill. Jen, look at me. I have three words for you: make it happen.", "Jen: Abby..", "Abby: No! Don't \"Abby\" me. Make it happen. Cut to Andie coming in the school doors and walking towards Pacey", "Andie: Pacey, wait, I need your help.", "Pacey: Oh, God...here we go. Okay, Andie, I'm having a really mellow morning. I haven't had any car accidents, I haven't been diagnosed with any terminal defects, and I'd really just kind of like to keep a low pro so goodbye.", "Andie: Yeah, look, I'm sure there are a thousand dimwits with highlights and C-cups that you'd rather be talking to but you're the only person I know in Econ. so here's the deal. I left my backpack in my locker yesterday...can I borrow your notes over the reading?", "Pacey: I don't actually have any notes because I didn't do the reading. Don't give me the homework guilt trip, alright? That's what I have parents for.", "Andie: Did I say anything? I did not say anything. I'm just freaking out because what if Mr. Matick(?) calls on me in class?", "Pacey: Then you do what I always do, you say 'Pass.'", "Andie: Pacey, I don't say 'pass'. 'Pass' is not in my vocabulary. There's just, there's just no way.", "Pacey: Okay, settle down, it's just one homework assignment. It's not like you're flunking out of school.", "Andie: Yeah, I know that, but you get behind by one day, then you're always struggling to catch up. And then you just get more and more confused and then, next thing you know, you're out on the street, drunk and dirty wheeling a shopping cart. Pacey leans down on his knees.", "Pacey: Andie, you're rich. Rich people don't end up on the street, they end up in Florida.", "Andie: Mmm. The bell rings", "Pacey: Oh no, you're doomed!", "Andie: Come on! You've got to help me. I mean, do you know anybody that's in there? Do you know anybody that I could borrow notes from? Cut to Econ. class", "Teacher: And finally what is the difference between macroeconomics and microeconomics? Andie?", "Andie: Um...microeconomics is...microeconomics is when...she glances over at a kid with his hand up* quietly Pass.", "Teacher: I'm sorry, what did you say?", "Andie: louder Pass. Pacey gives her a thumbs up sign", "Teacher: Kenny?", "Kenny: Microeconomics is the study of whole economic systems and how they inter-relate.When macroeconomics is study of individual areas of economic activity....like corporations.", "Teacher: Very good, well put. Thank you Kenny. Which leads me to your assignment. We're going to focus on the microeconomics of the family household. This week you're going to pair up and play a game I like to call \"Alternative Lifestyles\".", "Joey looks over at Dawson", "Teacher: (cont.) Now, in this hat, are all your names. You're going to choose a partner, I will assign you identities and then you are to prepare an extensive annual budget for your fictional household. I strongly recommend research trips into the field. How much money will you have to spend a year on food, clothing, travel? Now these are questions that every household must ask. And these are the questions I want you to answer. So let's begin. He holds the hat above Andie. Andie? Andie picks one", "Andie: Pacey Witter...", "Teacher: You and Pacey are a lower middle class family with three children. Pacey you're a busdriver. Andie you're a salesclerk. Abby picks", "Abby: Kenny Reily? Mr. Matick is it possible to switch partners?", "Teacher: No, it's not. Jeff Birdwin picks", "Jeff: Trey Carter. They high five.", "Teacher: You two, will be a well-to-do, same sx couple. Trey you're going to be a pediatrician, Jeff you are an advertising executive.", "Trey: What do you mean as in same sx?", "Teacher: Well, as in gay. And you're planning on getting married so your wedding expenses will have to be factored into your budget.", "Trey: What do you mean gay? Dawson picks.", "Dawson: disappointed Jen Lindley.", "Teacher: Okay, a wealthy couple, Dawson you're a stockbroker and Jen, you're an engineer. You've got two kids in college, a house at the beach, annual income, $400,000 a year. Last, but not least, Joey Potter. Odd woman out. That's okay, Joey, you will be a single successful single mother raising two kids on your own. Is that everybody? Good luck and don't spend all your money in one place. Cut to cafeteria. Joey and Dawson.", "Joey: This assignment is so lame. Pretending to be people we're never going to be, spending money we're never going to have, I mean, what's the point?", "Dawson: The point is getting us thinking about economic problems that we will be facing in the real world.", "Joey: Well, I hate to break it to you, Peter Pan, but some of us are already dealing with those problems. I mean this just gets me thinking about the future and how I have absolutely no idea about what I want to do with my life.", "Dawson: You have an idea.", "Joey: No, I don't. Admit it, Dawson, you've got it all mapped out. You're going to go off to Hollywood, become some high profile movie director, make millions of dollars, get a drug addiction, end up at the Betty Ford Center, marry some...", "Dawson: laughing Excuse me?", "Joey: When I close my eyes and think about where I'll be in 10 years it's blank, I have no idea.", "Dawson: You will, someday.", "Joey: This project is just going to depress me.", "Dawson: I think it will be fun.", "Joey: Oh, really, and are you as excited to partner up with Jen as she is? The look on her face was classic, Dawson.", "Dawson: Well, you have nothing to worry about. Joey spots Jen.", "Joey: Famous last words...", "[Image]", "Abby and Jen at lunch. Jen is staring over at Dawson.", "Abby: Ah, Jen, you're drooling! Look this is the moment of truth. You're going to be working with him all week long so the question is...are you going to be pantive and massikistic and piss me off? Or are you going to be proactive and grab him by the dipstick and make me proud!", "Jen: Abby, it's not that simple, alright? Take a look at him. He's totally into Joey. He's in love with her.", "Abby: He's a 15-year-old boy. He doesn't know what love is. All he does know is that he goes to sleep everynight jerkin' his gherkin and he wakes up every morning humping his mattress. They laugh Kenny walks up.", "Kenny: Excuse me, Abby? Hey.", "Abby: What? Who are you?", "Kenny: I'm Kenny Reily, I'm your partner in Econ.", "Abby: No you're not. Go away.", "Kenny: Look, I thought we should talk about our assignment.", "Abby: Um, could you just do the assignment and put my name on it? That'd be great. Thanks, Bye! Kenny walks off", "Abby: Anyways, I think it's time for a little bit of this New York City aggression. I mean, you have to show him the old, naughty Jen because this new Jen just isn't workin'. I mean, you're going to working together the whole week. It's the perfect opportunity. Late night study sessions, role playing like you guys are husband and wife...you can remind him of what a great couple you used to be and how compatible you two are.", "Jen: I don't know. I don't want to jump the gun, you know?", "Abby: I want you to jump the gun. His gun, and I want all the gory details. Cut to the Icehouse. Jack is mopping. He dumps the water on the floor.", "Joey: What are you doing? Haven't you ever mopped before? You dip the mop in the bucket, you don't dump the water on the floor.", "Jack: Look, I know I've made a few blunders, but I'm not a screw-up.", "Joey: Here. I'll do it. Don't worry about it. Just go wipe off the counters. Bessie walks in", "Bessie: What is going on here? Is something flooding?", "Joey: No, Jack...nevermind. I've taken care of it, but can we save some of this clean-up for tomorrow?", "Bessie: No way! This week we have to stay on top of everything. I'm so paranoid that the health department is just going to jump down our throats.", "Joey: It's just that I have this huge Econ. project due Friday. It's worth 1/3 of my grade. I have to prepare a household budget for a single career mother and I have no idea what I'm doing.", "Bessie: I'm virtually a single career mother. I can help you.", "Joey: No thanks, Bessie. You're not exactly the model for this assignment. First of all, she's a super successful career woman with $160,000 annual income.", "Bessie: Joey, maybe I'm not super successful but if there's one thing I know how to do it's budget money.", "Joey: You know, you're right. I should get some advice. I should find a single career mother who's living this assignment and ask her for help.", "Bessie: I can do it. You keep cleaning, and I'll advise.", "Joey: Thanks, Bess, but you can barely get your bills paid on time. Thanks for the offer but I think I'll find somebody else. Cut to a coffee place.", "Pacey: Dude, check out this Viper.", "Andie: Pacey, can you please put that down for one second? Is that possible? We are seriously over-budget by like $30,000.", "Pacey: I don't need the jacuzzi. As long as I get this Viper, everything will be alright.", "Andie: Pacey, you are a bus driver, and I am a salesclerk. We're not getting any Viper. Okay, I think the first decision that we should make should me where we're going to live. Since we have 3 kids, we should get a four-bedroom house.", "Pacey: Kids don't need their own rooms. You know, not everyone gets to grow up like you, very princess.", "Andie: I want a divorce.", "Pacey: Granted. We can split the cash, you can keep the kids, I'll take the car.", "Andie: That is so typical. Doesn't that sicken you that you're living up to the most common embase of all male stereotypes? You don't care about your wife and kids, no. All you care about is this overpriced piece of metal.", "Pacey: Hey it's got passenger side airbags. Look, I want a Viper. That's it. End of story.", "Andie: Okay, compromise. You'll get your Viper. If and only if we can find a buyable two-bedroom apartment.", "Pacey: And how are we supposed to do that?", "Andie: Well, Mr. Matick said we should do some research in the field so..let's go apartment scouting. Cut to Mitch doing some work when a car pulls up and Gail and another guy pull up. The guy hands Gail her briefcase and she kisses him on the cheek. Mitch goes back to his work and Gail walks towards him.", "Gail: Hi honey. Where's Dawson?", "Mitch: He's, uh, studying next door.", "Gail: What a day.", "Mitch: Yeah, I'll bet.", "Gail: I missed a deadline, the car wouldn't start, Frank from accounting had to give me a ride home.", "Mitch: Why didn't you call me?", "Gail: I thought it'd be easier if I got a ride.", "Mitch: With Frank from accounting.", "Gail: Please, don't tell me your mad about that.", "Mitch: Look, Gail, I know that Frank just gave you a ride home, alright? But I can't stop how I feel. There's no trust here, no honesty. I don't know what to do to get it back. I don't know maybe this idea of an open, this open marriage thing.", "Gail: Mitch..", "Mitch: No, no, wait, wait, just here me out. Maybe, by taking away the rules, I can take away the need to trust you, and we can get back some of what we lost.", "Gail: Meaning?", "Mitch: Meaning from this moment on Thursday night is date night, we can go out with whomever we want, do whatever we want, when whatever we want, and the only rule is that we're honest about it. See, there's no need to lie, an open marriage allows us that.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Cut to Dawson and Jen in Jen's room.", "Dawson: Um, maybe we should send our kid's to state school. It would be a hell of a lot cheaper.", "Jen: Dawson, if we had kids they'd be Ivy League material.", "Dawson: These prices are astronomical. According to our tax bracket, we would have to earn $60,000 a year to send one kid to one year of college. Jen is laughing.", "Dawson: What are you laughing at?", "Jen: This conversation. I mean, listen to us talking about our mortgages, how we're going to afford to send our kids to college, I don't know, it's like we're actually married. Who knows maybe 20 years on down the line...could be us.", "Dawson: I think these travel expenses are a little bit unrealistic. I mean, we're going to want to go someplace warm in the winter, right?", "Jen: Yeah, somewhere like the Florida Keys...I've never been to Hawaii.", "Dawson: Jamaica.", "Jen: How 'bout Figi?", "Dawson: Figi! I could totally do Figi. That'd be cool. Um, we should, um, call our travel agent, do some price checking. Should we take the kids?", "Jen: No. They're in college they probably won't want to go with us.", "Dawson: They'll probably be sick of us.", "Jen: Besides, if we go alone it'd be much more romantic. Well, Dawson, we've agreed on practically every aspect of married life, I don't think we could be more compatible. Dawson just lifts his eyebrow.", "Jen: puts her head on his shoulder. You know, it's kind of a relief that you and me can still hang out.", "Dawson: Yeah...", "Jen: You know, it's funny. I have these moments when I feel as if nothing's really changed between us. Dawson just stares off.", "Jen: Kind of like right now.", "Dawson: Well, I think we've done enough work for tonight. What do you think? He gets up and heads for the door", "Jen: Um, Dawson, if you happen to get any inspiration on the assignment or just want to talk or whatever, I'm here for you. My door's always open. If you know what I mean.", "Dawson: I think so. I'll see you tomorrow.", "Jen: Bye.", "[Image]", "Andie and Pacey are apartment scouting", "Andie: What is that?", "Landlord: Rat trap. We have a little vermon infestation, not a big deal.", "Andie: You're renting the place, as is?", "Landlord: Yep. As is.", "Andie: Still want that Viper?", "Pacey: What are we doing here? Are we doing this project or are we moving in together? We've looked at twelve different apartment buildings and for what?", "Andie: Research. Mr. Matick told us to do research.", "Pacey: Yeah but the assignment is due tomorrow and we don't have a thing on paper.", "Andie: Is that my fault?", "Pacey: Yes! It is your fault. You're the one that's been leading us on this ridiculous apartment scavenger hunt. They're walking down the stairs", "Andie: I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I actually got into this project, Pacey. I'm sorry I'm not the biggest slacker on the planet.", "Pacey: After all this, you still think I'm lazy.", "Andie: No, Pacey, there's lazy and then there's you. Are you trying to win some teen rebel award? I mean, do you think it's cool to give the finger to everything and everyone that doesn't fit into your little self-destructive agenda.", "Pacey: Let's get one thing straight. You don't know me.", "Andie: Well enlighten me. My econ. grade depends on it.", "Pacey: Okay, you want the broken record? Here it is. Since before the dawn of time, I have been designated the black sheep of my family. This label is permanent. I can't erase it, and I can't trade it in for a new one. I could bring home an 'A' in econ. or an 'F'. I could bring home the Nobel Peace Prize and it wouldn't make the slightest bit of difference. So Miss Perky you try growing up in a family atmosphere like that and see if you can stay motivated.", "Andie: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.", "Pacey: No, of course not. You were too busy getting into character. \"Oh I'm just a salesclerk, a poor little salesclerk look for an apartment.\" You want to know the reason this assignment is so fascinating to you? In reality, you've never had a problem in your life. You drive around in your Saab, you buy your new clothes, and you basically throw your money away. The idea that people actually have to budget their money is like some novelty to you. You're rich and you're spoiled and that's what it comes down to!", "Andie: You know what, you're right. I don't know anything about me and you know even less about me so just leave me alone!", "Pacey: Andie, wait, I....", "Landlord: So..are you going to take the apartment? Cut to Joey looking at a model of a house", "MissWeston: Hi.", "Joey: Hi. I'm Joey Potter. Thank you so much for seeing me Miss Weston.", "MissWeston: Oh please, Joey, call me Laura.", "Joey: Anyways, I know you're probably really busy but I'm preparing this household budget for Mr. Matick in your name since you're the living embodiment of a single, successful career woman. She laughs", "Joey: What's so funny?", "MissWeston: I don't know, I never thought I'd someday be thought of as the embodiment of a successful career woman. to some guy Dayle, can you bring me the filing portfolio? I need to look at it before the meeting. the guy nods", "Joey: Well you must have always been pretty ambitious to be doing so well, I mean...", "MissWeston: Aw, ambitious? Are you kidding? Not at all. A few years ago I was the quintessential housewife. Raising kids, staying home, no job. Growing up I'd always loved art and drawing so I went back to school. Now I'm teaching art and working as an interior designer. It's great because I spend half my time teaching, which I love, and spend the other half, in design. a guy walks up Thanks.", "Joey: You must be incredibly talented.", "MissWeston: Incredibly hard-working is what I am. Oh and Joey, we're doing the designs for a chain of Mexican restaurants. Come take a look at these floorplans.", "Joey: They look good to me.", "MissWeston: Look closer, do you see any potential problems? Joey bends over and looks", "Joey: Um...nevermind.", "MissWeston: No, no, what is it?", "Joey: You placed the kitchen and the bar and opposite ends of the restaurant.", "MissWeston: And why is that a problem?", "Joey: Well, I work in a restaurant and with it like that, the waiters have to place the kitchen orders and the drink orders separately. Everything takes twice as long and you end up running around like a chicken with it's head cut off.", "MissWeston: Mind if I pick your brain for advice on some of these other designs? A little trade-off for helping you with your assignment?", "Joey: I don't know. I'd love to. Cut to Abby and Jen in the coffee house", "Abby: Nothing? Nothing has happened? You've been working with him all week and you expect me to believe that nothing has happened?", "Jen: I'm telling you nothing has happened. I don't know. I mean, he's so head-over-heels in love with Joey I just can't compete with her.", "Abby: That is where you're wrong. Joey has nothing on you. Kenny, what do you think of Joey Potter?", "Kenny: She's hot.", "Abby: Oh, shut up! What do you know. You're practically wallide(?).", "Kenny: Well, Abby, I do know that we should be working on our assignment.", "Abby: Okay, you're bugging me. Can you just get out of my hair and finish it?", "Kenny: Look, Abby, you haven't been doing your share of the work.", "Abby: Well, what do you expect? I'm not like you, Kenny. I have a very demanding social life. Kenny goes back to work. I mean, Joey may be pretty. She does have that fresh-face appeal in a very J. Crew-catalogue kind of way, but she's no you. You're a sx kitten, Jen. And you should work it to your advantage.", "Jen: What are you saying? That I should just take off all my clothes and throw myself at him?", "Abby: It could work! Opportunity is not a lengthy visitor and tonight is your last night with him! I mean you have to go for broke. Wear something scandalous. You can borrow one of my dresses and just spray perfume in all the right places, big red moist lips.", "Jen: You know what, you're right. Might as well put the final nail in my coffin of shame, what have I got to lose?", "Abby: Yeah. Just seduce him. His tighty-whities will be in a ball by the floor of the bed before you can say \"Joey Potter is a virgin.\" They laugh* Cut to Mrs. Leery lighting candles for dinner. Mitch walks in.", "Gail: Dinner's ready.", "Mitch: Well, I made other plans, Gail. It's Thursday.", "Gail: Thursday, right. Well then, you have fun. See you later.", "Mitch: Bye. Cut to Dawson and Joey on the porch", "Joey: So you want to come with me to the Icehouse? I told Bessie I'd help clean up.", "Dawson: No, I've got to stay here and finish my project with Jen.", "Joey: Oh. singing Mineeee's donneee.", "Dawson: I hate you.", "Joey: Oh yeah? They kiss", "Joey: Well, Laura practically did the whole thing. She is so cool, Dawson. She said anytime I want to enter into a company, she'd help me out.", "Dawson: Really?", "Joey: She just made me realize that maybe someday I could own my own business or my own company.", "Dawson: See it looks like Joey has some career aspirations after all. Gail comes out the front door", "Gail: Um, if your father comes back tell him since it's Thursday night, I've gone out.", "Dawson: When will you be back?", "Gail: Later. Goodnight honey. She leaves. Joey looks at Dawson, confused.", "Dawson: I've given up trying to figure out my parents. It's really weird right now. They sit there and Joey smiles.", "Joey: You think we should take advantage of this moment of unsupervision. They start kissing Jen walks in", "Jen: Hey. They stop", "Dawson: Hey.", "Jen: If I've interrupted something I can come back later.", "Joey: No I was just leaving. Bye Dawson. She kisses him. Nice dress.", "Jen: Thanks I borrowed it.", "Joey: I'll bet. Joey leaves", "Dawson: So, um, where do you want to do this?", "Jen: Somewhere where we can be comfortable. Let's go to your bedroom. Cut to Icehouse. Trey and Jeff are talking.", "Trey: Why do we need two Range Rover's? Compromise Jeff. A couple weeks in Europe..we drive a cheaper car.", "Jeff: You know what, forget the honeymoon! You drive the cheaper car!", "Trey: Why are you so selfish? I mean, why do you act like that?", "Jeff: Yeah I'm selfish! They walk off as Joey looks confused by their conversation.", "Joey: Hey! Sorry I'm late. God, this place is a pigsty.", "Jack: We got slammed.", "Joey: Hey Bessie I was telling Laura about our financial problems.", "Bessie: Who's Laura?", "Joey: She's the interior designer who helped me with my project.", "Bessie: Oh the super successful career woman.", "Joey: Anyway, she had some really great ideas. Ways to keep our overhead cost down. Laura also said she'd help us with a new logo for the Icehouse. I mean, we could print new menus, placemats...", "Bessie: We don't need new menus or placemats.", "Joey: She said she could do it for free.She said it's crucial for businesses to revamp their new look every once in awhile. It keeps things fresh.", "Bessie: I don't have time to take advice from some woman who knows nothing about me or my life or the Icehouse.", "Joey: She was just trying to help.", "Bessie: I don't need her help. I need your help, now. The health department called they're coming here tomorrow morning and this place is a total disaster.", "Joey: Look, you don't have to snap at me like it's my fault.", "Bessie: Well, I thought you were coming in earlier, we needed you tonight.", "Joey: Well, I'm sorry, Bessie, but I actually have a life. I am not your full-time slave.", "Bessie: Full-time slave? That's a bit of an exaggeration.", "Joey: Oh is it?", "Bessie: Yeah!", "Joey: The fact is all I do is run your errands, answer your phone calls, and take care of your baby and I'm sick of it!", "Bessie: Oh, Joey, I'm sorry my baby and I are cramping your style why don't you go home. Jack and I have it covered.", "[Image]", "Icehouse, Pacey walks in.", "Jack: Hey, we're closed.", "Pacey: Listen, can I just get a cup of coffee, man? I'm desperate.", "Jack: Yeah, yeah sure.", "Pacey: You're Andie's brother, right? Jack nods.", "Pacey: I'm Pacey.", "Jack: Yeah, I know who you are.", "Pacey: Uh, listen, is your sister on any kind of medication because she just went completely ballistic on me.", "Jack: Why? What'd you do to her?", "Pacey: Nothing. I just called her a spoiler princess and she just went psycho. I guess the truth hurts sometimes.", "Jack: Andie a spoiled princess...I don't think anything could be further from the truth.", "Pacey: Don't tell me your family's not totally loaded.", "Jack: You think I'm workin' here for kicks?", "Pacey: Yeah, but your sister drives a Saab man. And all those nice clothes...", "Jack: Yeah it's the last remains of a decaying dynasty.", "Pacey: I don't get it.", "Jack: Look, there was a time when things were easy for us, relatively, but those days are over now. Look I really don't want to get into this. Just do me a favor. Give Andie a break. She deserves it. Cut to Mitch and Gail on their free nights doing absolutely nothing and looking very bored. Cut to Dawson and Jen in Dawson's room.", "Dawson: happily Alright, we're done!", "Jen: Finally, huh? Mission accomplished. Oh my God I am so exhausted I can barely see straight.", "Dawson: Yeah, I feel like I've become one with this chair. Jen laughs", "Jen: How about a massage? Get rid of a little bit of that tension.", "Dawson: No, I'm cool.", "Jen: Are you sure? Jen goes over and lays on the bed.", "Jen: God, I am so beat. I don't even think I can make it next door. You mind if I just crash here for the night?", "Dawson: surprised Yeah, actually I do.", "Jen: What?", "Dawson: Yeah, I do mind. You should probably go home.", "Jen: So what? We can't hang out together anymore is that it?", "Dawson: No, absolutely we can hang out together. We just can't sleep together.", "Jen: Well, calm down, Dawson. I just said I would crash at your house. No one said anything about sleeping together. I know what it is. It's Joey, isn't it? She's been putting ideas in your head about me.", "Dawson: No, Jen, Joey hasn't been putting ideas in my head. I'm not oblivious.", "Jen: Meaning?", "Dawson: Meaning, look at you. I mean, is this what you normally wear to a study session? I mean, you've been making suggestive comments. Testing me all night.", "Jen: Dawson if you can't handle being in the same room with me--", "Dawson: I can handle being in the same room with you. I just can't handle you throwing yourself at me every other second. I mean, don't you find it humiliating?", "Jen: I'm not humiliating anybody, Dawson. And I know that you're with Joey and I accept that. I just don't respect it. And I don't mean this in a slutty, self-degrading sort of way, but I want to let you know that you've got options. And I'm one of them.", "Dawson: Who are you? What happened to Jen?", "Jen: She got bored. Decided to liven things up a bit. Jen kisses him and walks towards the door and turns around I hope you can handle it Dawson. She leaves. Cut to Mitch and Gail in their bedroom.", "Mitch: Have fun?", "Gail: Yeah. Did you?", "Mitch: Yeah.", "Gail: Good. So what'd you do?", "Mitch: Went to Duke's. Met some new people. Danced a little. You?", "Gail: Oh, I met a friend for some drinks. I'm glad you had a good time tonight, Mitch. They turn off the lights Cut to Joey on the porch. Bessie drives up.", "Joey: I was beginning to think you skipped town on me.", "Bessie: Yeah I was up all night cleaning. Look, Joey. Things aren't working out for you and the Icehouse so you're fired.", "Joey: Fired?", "Bessie: I just don't think you should be working there anymore.", "Joey: You can't fire me.", "Bessie: Yes I can, and I am.", "Joey: I know what you're doing Bessie. I couldn't sleep last night I felt so bad. What I said, I didn't mean.", "Bessie: Yes, you did. You were right. I'm in way over my head, but these problems are not yours. I don't want to be the one robbing you of your childhood, the fun of being young. Not burdened by all my messes. It's not fair. It's not fair to you and I'm sorry.", "Joey: Bessie, these are my problems because you and I are a team, you know? And you can't fire me because I'm not going anywhere and I won't be fired. And I love you. And Alexander. And I don't ever want you to feel like you're in this alone.", "Bessie: Yeah but you're my little sister. I'm supposed to be taking care of you.", "Joey: You do. You do take care of me, Bessie.", "Bessie: You know, one day I'll get it together and you'll be proud of me.", "Joey: I am proud of you, Bessie. I mean, this assignment helped me understand how much you have to deal with and how much stress you are under. I think you're amazing.", "Bessie: Yeah?", "Joey: Yeah. Cut to Econ. class", "Teacher: Unlike some of your schoolwork, the lessons that you learned from this project, can be directly applied to your future lives. Therefore, I hope, I hope, I hope that you gave this project's it's deserved attention. Now will you please pass your projects to the front of the room for me. Jeff, how'd that wedding turn out?", "Jeff: Great, Mr. Matick. We decided to go for a casual one by the ocean, just you know,", "Jeff and Trey: Close friends and family.", "Trey: And that way we can spend more money on the honeymoon.", "Teacher: Good decision, Trey.", "Kenny: Mr. Matick?", "Teacher: Yes Kenny?", "Kenny: FYI, Abby Morgan's name is on this report because she threatened my life and didn't help at all and spent the entire week just verbally abusing me.", "Abby: That is a lie! Look, Mr. Matick, Kenny was congested and he literally had snot all over his face. I just didn't want to get ill.", "Teacher: I hope you set aside money for marriage counseling. So Andie, where's your project?", "Andie: Well, Mr. Matick, since marriage is a 50/50 partnership, I decided to do my project from the wife's perspective so..here's my half. Pacey walks in with a notebook.", "Teacher: Pacey Witter! Nice of you to join us. This your project?", "Pacey: Mine and Andie's.", "Teacher: Looks pretty comprehensive. Good work, you two. And now that this is over you'll get these back on Monday then on Monday we'll start our project on macroeconomics. Cut to outside of school Dawson and Joey", "Dawson: I am so glad that project is over.", "Joey: I liked it.", "Dawson: You did, didn't ya?", "Joey: Yeah.", "Dawson: I can see it now, Joey Potter climbing the ladder to corporate america.", "Joey: Shut up.", "Dawson: Come here. They start kissing. Abby and Jen walk towards them.", "Abby: Get a room. Abby and Jen continue walking", "Joey: What was that all about?", "Dawson: I have no idea. Cut to Andie and Pacey.", "Andie: Pacey, hey!", "Pacey: Hey.", "Andie: Thanks for finishing the project. I guess I can never call you lazy again", "Pacey: Listen, I'm sorry about yesterday. 'Kay. I think we were both suffering from a case of false impressions. I talked to your brother last night and he explained to me that your family is not exactly the Rockefellar's.", "Andie: He did?", "Pacey: Yeah, so I feel like the world's biggest chump here.", "Andie: Don't sweat it.", "Pacey: No, really, it's true. I obviously don't know anything about you.", "Andie: Look, Pacey, my life is like a Movie of the Week is better left out of this conversation here, okay?", "Pacey: Okay.", "Andie: So what I want to know is did we get the viper?", "Pacey: Come on, after all we've been through do you think I could really get the Viper? Andie gives him a look.", "Pacey: Okay, I had to but it's such an awesome car.", "Andie: That means all of our kids are stuffed into a 2-bedroom apartment.", "Pacey: Actually it's a one bedroom apartment, but, you know, the family that lays together stays together.", "Andie: Pacey, 5 people in one bedroom. That is insanity!", "Pacey: Are you complaining? I stayed up all night finishing this project. They pass a convertible where the lady in it turns her head and takes off her sunglasses revealing that it's... MISS JACOBS!" ]	Dawson's Creek	02x03	Alternative Lifestyles	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_02x05.json	[ "Parental problems cast a shadow over Dawson and Joey's new romance. Pacey is troubled when he sees the McPhee's homelife and struggles to comfort Andie when she unloads her emotions onto him. Jen has a date that makes Abby jealous and Joey and Jack share a late night kiss." ]	[ "\"Full Moon Rising\"", "Cast", "Dawson: James Van Der Beek", "Grams: Mary Beth Peil", "Joey: Kaite Holmes", "Tamara: Lee Ann Hunley", "Pacey: Joshua Jackson", "Mitch: John Wesely Shipp", "Jen: Michelle Williams", "Gail: Mary-Margaret Humes", "Andie: Meredith Monroe", "Jack: Kerr Smith", "Dawson's room: on the television, a wolf is jumping over a cliff and there's a full moon in the background.", "Dawson: Is there anything more beautiful than a full moon? It looks close enough to touch but it's a million miles away. The camera starts zooming around the room leaving Dawson and Joey nowhere to be seen but still heard.", "Joey: It's actually only 240,000 miles away, Dawson, and it won't be completely full until tomorrow night. The camera focuses on the open window", "Dawson: Well... Wind blows through the window then CUT TO Dawson and Joey outside sitting on the roof with the reflection of an almost-full moon in the window behind them.", "Dawson: (cont.) It's still romantic.", "Joey: makes a face How did the moon become the state flower for romance? I mean, it's just a natural satellite that reflects the sun's light.", "Dawson: Well, casting it's peaceful and silent glow over a chaotic world. I love a full moon.", "Joey: But peaceful, Dawson? A full moon turns everything off-kilter it turns everything upside-down. I mean, weird things always happen during a full moon.", "Dawson: Is Joey Potter being superstitious?", "Joey: defensively No, scientific.", "Dawson: perplexed How do you figure that?", "Joey: Human beings are made up of 70% water, right?", "Dawson: Yeah. He kisses her on the chin.", "Joey: smiles And the moon controls the time.", "Dawson: Mm-hm. Dawson kisses her on the lips", "Joey: Pulling great bodies of water back and forth, it does the same thing to us.", "Dawson: still kissing Joey Really?", "Joey: Pulls us in different directions, disrupting the normal flow of things, and Dawson?", "Dawson: Yeah?", "Joey: I'm telling you. Weird things always happen during a full moon.", "Dawson: You're scaring me. Dawson slips on the roof.", "Dawson: Oop! he laughs", "Joey: seriously Very funny. Joey looks back up at the full moon.", "[Opening Credits]", "Mitch and Tamara are walking in downtown Capeside", "Mitch: Can I see those plans one more time?", "Tamara: Absolutely. Mitch, I don't mean to sound desperate, but I really am anxious to sell this place, so if you're at all interested, I will make you the fairest offer known to man.", "Mitch: Is it that bad being here?", "Tamara: Let's just say Capeside really is a bridge I should burn.", "Mitch: Tell you what? Give me one more look at those plans, and I promise you I'll make a decision. Cut to Jen walking and Vincent catches up with her", "Vincent: Hey Jen.", "Jen: Hey. How's it going?", "Vincent: Where's your evil other half?", "Jen: Oh, Abby? Abby and I are in a trial separation period right now.", "Vincent: Lucky you. So Jennifer...I'm desperate. You've got to help me. What goes on in this town?", "Jen: Not much.", "Vincent: You know...I've been here a week now, and you're the first breath of fresh air that's blown through and you probably think I'm flirting with you.", "Jen: And you're not?", "Vincent: I am, but I thought I would acknowledge it and smooth things out a little.", "Jen: It helped....a little.", "Vincent: Wait. Look, I'm not very good at this so please bear with me. I have been at sea for the last 18 days with a bunch of ill-mannered, drunken idiots, and I would really love to reacquaint my brain with the simple pleasures of life.", "Jen: Which are?", "Vincent: Well, conversations that don't offend my mother's virtue with 4-letter words and an exotic cup of ground roast coffee. So, please, if you have any compassion for the working man, say you'll show me the gentler side of Capeside.", "Jen: Well, I suppose it would be my civic duty.", "Vincent: Tonight?", "Jen: makes a face like she can't Ohhh. gives in 7:30. 22 Seafare Drive.", "Vincent: I'll be there. Cut to Andie walking into the video store where Pacey is watching a porno.", "Pacey: Well, if it isn't Little Miss McPhee.", "Andie: I'm just here to get a video, Pacey.", "Pacey: Can I help you?", "Andie: Don't bother.. I can help myself. Why don't you just go back to your....Debbie Does Dallas?", "Pacey: It's, uh, Jacuzzi Floozies, actually. You ever notice how the most interesting part of a p0rn movie is the title? Think about it. You got The Sperminator, Romancing the Bone, Little Oral Annie...", "Andie: I don't know why they bother being clever. I mean, they're all the same to me. They should have the same title: Women Pacey Will Never Do.", "Pacey: Ouch. You know, McPhee, we really should just bite the bullet.", "Andie: Meaning?", "Pacey: All this verbal sparring we're doing is getting a little dangerous so we should just go out on a date before somebody gets hurt.", "Andie: Forget it.", "Pacey: Come on. You know you want to.", "Andie: Well, maybe if I was asked politely.", "Pacey: Okay. Andie..would you like to go on a date with me tonight?", "Andie: Okay.", "Pacey: sarcastically Well, don't sound too enthused.", "Andie: I'll try to restrain myself. So where are we going?", "Pacey: Uh, how about the movies? That way we don't have to talk to each other too much, less chance of punches being thrown.", "Andie: Good idea.", "Pacey: Great. I'll pick you up at 7:30. You live on Windsor, right?", "Andie: panicked Um, I'll meet you there.", "Pacey: No, it's okay. It's a date. I can pick you up.", "Andie: Okay, well, how about we meet at the Icehouse? I mean, neutral ground.", "Pacey: Andie, it's fine. Your house is on my way.", "Andie: Well, maybe we shouldn't do this.", "Pacey: Come on, Andie. Don't wuss out on me now.", "Andie: hesitant Well, okay. Um, 7:30. See you there. Don't be late.", "Pacey: looks confused, then smiles Cool. Cut to Andie outside the video store smiling. Cut to Jen in a drugstore looking at make up. Abby walks in", "Abby: Hey! So you're not still mad at me, are you?", "Jen: What? For calling me a desperate loser? Gee, why should I be?", "Abby: I didn't mean that. I'm sorry. I always get a little wiggy around this time of the month. steals a lipstick Oops. Look, let's never let a guy come between us again. Men will come and go, but you and I are kindred spirits. We're rebels bound together by the common need to break out of this small town abyss.", "Jen: Alright. Are you sure that you're okay with this whole guy thing?", "Abby: Absolutely.", "Jen: Okay. Great 'cause I've been dying to tell somebody. I've got a date with Vincent.", "Abby: You bitch.", "Jen: What?", "Abby: After everything I've done for you...how could you go and steal him from me?", "Jen: Are you out of your mind? He doesn't even know that you exist, Abby. They leave the drugstore", "Abby: You might want to stop and pick up some condoms. You're in the big leagues now, babe. I mean, that guy probably has illegitimate kids scattered up and down the eastern seaboard.", "Jen: Shut up, Abby.", "Abby: Yeah, he probably likes it kinky, oh but that's right. You're the girl from New York City, right?", "Jen: I'm warning you, back off.", "Abby: Yeah, ol' Vincent probably knows an easy lay when he sees one. Jen turns around and bitchslaps Abby.", "Jen: Don't you ever talk to me again! Ever! Cut to the Leery's kitch. Gail is cooking and Joey and Dawson are doing homework at the kitchen table. Mitch walks in", "Mitch: Hey guys.", "Dawson: Hi Dad.", "Joey: Hi Mr. Leery.", "Mitch: What is with the Betty Crocker routine?", "Gail: I'm playing ambassador to a visiting reporter from the city. Happens every couple of months. This time, rather than going out, I thought I'd have him over here for dinner.", "Mitch: Him?", "Gail: Yeah, him. Gary Somers. He's going to be our New York roamer and affiliate.", "Mitch: It's Saturday, Gail. That sounds more like a Thursday night excursion.", "Dawson: What are Thursdays?", "Gail: It's work, Mitch. It's for work.", "Mitch: You know, somehow the fact that he's a coworker doesn't provide me much comfort. I wonder why.", "Gail: At least I have coworkers.", "Mitch: Meaning?", "Gail: Meaning, I work. Therefore, I have coworkers.", "Mitch: Oh, Gail. You can do better than that.", "Joey: I gotta go to work.", "Dawson: I'll go with you. Dawson and Joey exit into the hallway", "Joey: What was that all about? That Thursday night stuff again.", "Dawson: Joey, my parents are scaring the hell out of me.", "Joey: Don't worry about it, Dawson. It's just the full moon. It puts everyone on edge. I gotta go. Bye. Joey leaves and Mitch storms down the hallway.", "Dawson: Dad, what was that all about?", "Mitch: angrily Not now, Dawson. He goes upstairs Cut to Jen applying makeup in her mirror", "Grams: You sure you don't want to come to bible study, dear? It's the Book of John. Tonight he baptizes the sinners.", "Jen: I'll pass, Grams.", "Grams: If you ignore the religious ramifications, you might find it simply entertaining.", "Jen: Nice try, Grams.", "Grams: Well, I won't be late, dear. timelapse...knock on Jen's door. Jen opens it and it's Abby. She walks in.", "Abby: I cannot believe that you would hit me. Me! Your best friend!", "Jen: Well, need I remind you that in the past two days you've called me a bitch, a slut, and a loser.", "Abby: Yeah, but I would never hit you!", "Jen: You're warped. You know what? Why don't you just go home?", "Abby: Why? Is the dork from the docks comin' a-callin'?", "Jen: Yes, he is. See ya later. Cut to Gail and Gary in the Leery living room.", "Gary: The Atlanta convention? A total disaster. 600 reporters without reservations, erased. Imagine that chaos.", "Gail: Wow. Doorbell.", "Gail: Oh, excuse me, Gary. I'll be right back. Gail opens the door revealing...Tamara", "Tamara: Hi. I'm here to see Mitch.", "Gail: Oh. Really?", "Tamara: Yes, I'm-- Mitch cuts her off", "Mitch: Tamara. Come in.", "Tamara: Hi Mitch. I'm leaving tomorrow, so I thought you might want to take another look at the blueprints for the warehouse while you're making your decision. Sorry to sound so desperate.", "Mitch: No. Let's take a look. Gail, you've met Tamara.", "Gail: angrily PTA meeting. Cut to Icehouse where Joey is sketching a lone customer while Jack makes oragami figures out of paper. Joey stops and counts her tips.", "Joey: $2.08...Saturday night. Where is everyone?", "Jack: Relax. Enjoy the quiet.", "Joey: If Mr. Bottomless Cup of Coffee would leave, I'd close the place.", "Jack: You really don't like being a waitress, do you?", "Joey: What gave you the first clue?", "Jack: Your utter disdain for our customers.", "Joey: And you find this new vocation stimulating?", "Jack: Absolutely. Come on. At what other time in your life are you ever going to be exposed to so many different walks of life, so many different people that just randomly cross your path, each with a different story, different set of hopes, different set of dreams...", "Joey: Ways to blame you for their food being cold, there are not enough clams in the chowder..", "Jack: Why are you so angry?", "Joey: It's just the full moon. It's got me freaked.", "Jack: Not just tonight. All the time. Jack walks off and Joey ponders what he just said. Cut to Jen and Vincent. Jen hands him a cup of coffee", "Jen: Here you go. Just a touch of milk.", "Vincent: Thank you. Ah, it's nice being off the boat for a night.", "Jen: You enjoy that? I mean, being out at sea for such long periods of time?", "Vincent: No. Saving up for law school. My uncle owns the marina over in Bayboro and he hooked me up with the job.", "Jen: You're going to be a lawyer?", "Vincent: I know. You would have never guessed, would you?", "Jen: No.", "Vincent: No?", "Jen: I'm sorry, no, I don't mean to be rude. I just..", "Vincent: I know. Appearance is everything.", "Jen: Unfortunate, isn't it?", "Vincent: Not from where I'm sitting.", "Jen: Are you flirting with me again?,br>", "Vincent: I can stop.", "Jen: Where would the fun be in that?", "Vincent: That's a good point. Cut to Leery's. Tamara and Mitch are looking at the blueprints. Dawson looks in.", "Tamara: Okay, well, with the entrance here, and this area has excellent ventilation, I think that would be a good place for the kitchen.", "Mitch: Right. How high are the ceilings back here?", "Tamara: What did I say? 17? 20? Dawson moves and looks in at his mom, confused.", "Gary: We were trying to get...", "Gail: Get a statement from him in the middle of the worst snowstorm New England had seen in 40 years.", "Gary: laughing And he was on the next plane out of here. Cut to the kitchen when Mitch walks in and finds Dawson.", "Mitch: What are you doing?", "Dawson: Nothing.", "Gail: in other room Would you like another glass of wine?", "Gary: Yeah, sure.", "Mitch: What is your mom up to?", "Dawson: Same as you. Gail comes in", "Gail: Same as who?", "Mitch: Oh, nothing.", "Dawson: Nothing.", "Gail: So Mitch, you really think that you are going to buy this condemned building to open up a restaurant?", "Mitch: Yes, I do.", "Gail: Who are you fooling? It's clear what's going on here. You jumped down my throat for having over a guest when it is obvious that your Thursday night escapades are overflowing into the weekend.", "Dawson: All right. What's going on? What are Thursday nights?", "Mitch: Go to your room, Dawson.", "Dawson: No. I...", "Gail: Honey, now.", "Mitch: I'm planning on opening a restaurant. Now, you know this.", "Gail: And how are you going to buy the building?", "Mitch: I got a loan, Gail.", "Gail: That's good because I'm getting tired of indulging in the dreams of a man who can hardly look me in the eye.", "Mitch: Well, I am sorry that I have been such a burden to you. While you've been in there playing with Gary or Bobby or whoever it is this evening, I've been indulging some of my own dreams.", "Gail: Oh and those dreams...they involve Dawson's english teacher?", "Mitch: They involve a damn restaurant. Not everything is about sx, Gail. At least not to me. Cut to Dawson laying on his bed.", "Abby: Great. Dawson flies up in shock discovering Abby peering out his window into Jen's house with binoculars.", "Dawson: Oh my God! What the hell are you doing in my room? Cut to Pacey at Andie's. He knocks on the door. Andie's mom answers", "Andie's Mom: Yes?", "Pacey: Hi. I'm here for Andie. We have a date tonight.", "Andie's Mom: You must be Pacey. Come in, please.", "Pacey: Thanks. She's not mad at me, is she? I just...I got kind of mixed up between the Icehouse, movie house, your house. It's confusing really.", "Andie's Mom: I'm sure she'll be along soon.", "Pacey: Oh. You know, we're going to miss the movie now. She's going to annihilate me.", "Andie's Mom: I'm sure you can talk her out of it. She's very taken with you.", "Pacey: She is?", "Andie's Mom: She talks about you all the time and Will, that's Andie's father, he'll be home any minute. I'm sure he wants to give you the third degree. And Tim! You should meet Tim! yelling* Tim! Tim! to Pacey He's got those darn headphones on.", "Pacey: Who's Tim?", "Andie's Mom: Andie and Jack's older brother. He goes to Columbia. He comes home some weekends. I'll tell you what? You can stay for dinner. You finish the table. Include Andie and yourself.", "Pacey: Sure.", "Andie's Mom: Tim? Tim! Andie's Mom goes upstairs looking for Tim", "Pacey: Okay. This just became a bizarre first date.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Cut to the Icehouse. Jack is tapping at the lobster tank.", "Joey: Hey. How's our lone customer? The lights go out...then come back on.", "Joey: looking around Oh my God! The pump is down! Jack, if the lobsters die, we're going to lose a fortune.", "Jack: I...I didn't touch it.", "Joey: We have to remove these from the tank and put them into some ice. Can you go get that tub over there?", "Jack: Hey, why don't we just throw 'em back in the ocean. Give them another chance at life.", "Joey: Yeah, if you do that, you can just jump right in with them. Hurry up! Andie comes into the Icehouse", "Andie: Is he here?", "Jack: Who?", "Andie: Pacey", "Joey: I haven't seen him.", "Andie: Well, I was supposed to meet with him tonight, so I went to the movie theater and I waited til after the show started, and he never showed up. notices them lifting out the lobsters What are you guys doing? They ignore her Uh, so anyway. Then I remembered that we were supposed to meet here, but now he's not here either. So that must mean he's either totally blowing me off or...Oh my God!", "Jack: What? What's the matter?", "Andie: Jack, the house! He said he wanted to pick me up! What if he goes to the house?!", "Joey: Good. It's about time Pacey showed some etiquette.", "Jack: Andie, look. Don't worry about it, alright? It's okay.", "Andie: Are you crazy? If he shows up and she's...oh my God.... She runs out", "Jack: Andie! Andie!! Cut to Jen's house at her kitchen table", "Jen: Okay. Alright. Vincent laughing", "Jen: My turn. My turn. Okay, uhhh most...most embarrasing sexual encounter.", "Vincent: Oh, no.", "Jen: Oh, come on.", "Vincent: Okay. I can tell you this because I'm a secure man.", "Jen: Mm-hm.", "Vincent: One night, in New Orleans, I got so drunk...couldn't see straight. I met this woman. She was beautiful. We went back to her place and, uh, you know, we started getting closer and closer to..", "Jen: The moment?", "Vincent: The moment. And she tells me...she's a he.", "Jen: laughs Mmm.", "Vincent: Yes. I swear. 100% knockout beauty, crying game drag queen.", "Jen: So, what'd you do?", "Vincent: Well, nothing you know. I mean, he or she or whatever was actually really great about it. We stayed up all night drinking and laughing. Turned out to be a really nice guy. I heard his whole story. Abusive father and, um, so now, whenever I'm in New Orleans, I have a free couch. Now, your turn.", "Jen: Hmm, most embarressing sexual encounter. Well, um, I got caught doing it on my parents' bed.", "Vincent: Hmm.", "Jen: With an ex.", "Vincent: Yeah.", "Jen: Right on my dad's 300-thread count. Did not go over well.", "Vincent: Mm-hm.", "Jen: And plus, it completely spoiled the moment.", "Vincent: Bummer.", "Jen: Yeah. My dad can be kind of harsh sometimes. I guess me and your drag queen friend have got something in common. They kiss", "Vincent: I hope that's the only thing you two have in common. They start kissing again Cut back to Dawson's room.", "Abby: Oh my God!", "Dawson: Abby. Okay, Abby? One more time, you're in my room because..why? Abby gets up", "Abby: Cute room, Dawson.", "Dawson: I'm not asking again.", "Abby: Alright. But you can't tell anyone. Jen is on a date with this older guy, and quite frankly, I'm concerned.", "Dawson: So you're spying on her?", "Abby: Well of course.", "Dawson: Go away, Abby.", "Abby: Parents getting you down? I heard the screaming.", "Dawson: I think the dead heard.", "Abby: Well, don't stress. Just let them fight, and soon they'll wise up, get a divorce, and everything will get better.", "Dawson: A divorce is better?", "Abby: Yeah, it's certainly a home improvement. My dad has never been happier, my mom went out and got herself a life, and my allowance has quadrupled. You're so tense, Dawson. She gets back behind him Mm, you smell good, Dawson.", "Dawson: No offense, Abby. But this isn't going to happen.", "Abby: Why? Joey doesn't have to know.", "Dawson: What?!", "Abby: Alright. Well, the, can we just kiss in front of the window so that Jen can see?", "Dawson: Abby.", "Abby: Alright, alright. Well, can you just tell Jen that we made out?", "Dawson: Jen would never buy it.", "Abby: Well, you can make it sound clever so she'd believe you. Just, um, tell her that you and Joey have decided to have an open relationship and that you and I have hooked up. Very legit. Abby leaves and Dawson thinks about what she said and he comes to a realization. Back downstairs. Dawson walks into the room where Tamara and Mitch are talking.", "Tamara: Very legit.", "Mitch: Well, I have to talk to my lender but..", "Dawson: Hey dad. Can I talk to you for a second?", "Mitch: Yeah, sure. Excuse me. Mitch walks out of the room and Dawson shuts the doors Cut to Dawson walking into where Gail and Gary are talking.", "Gail: Yes, all the reporters prefer it.", "Dawson: Mom, can I talk to you for a second? It's very important.", "Gail: Uh, excuse me.", "Gary: Sure. Gail walks out of the room and Dawson shuts the doors.", "Mitch: What is this all about, Dawson?", "Gail: Yes, honey. We have guests. We're being rude.", "Dawson: Are you two having an open marriage? Cut back to Jen's house", "Jen: Um, okay. Alright. I think that we've taken it far enough.", "Vincent: What do you mean...far enough?", "Jen: Well I mean, don't you think?", "Vincent: Yeah, well, the blood's out of my head.", "Jen: Mm, you know? I think it's kind of getting late.", "Vincent: What happened? We were just getting to the good stuff. You're not serious.", "Jen: Look, I'm 16, okay? How's that going to look on your law school application?", "Vincent: You're what?!", "Grams: 16 years old.", "Vincent: Oh my God.", "Grams: Not even God will be able to save you if you don't get your hands off my granddaughter right this instant!", "Vincent: Okay. Cut to Andie's house. Andie walks in.", "Pacey: Hey, you're here.", "Andie: Hi. What are you doing here?", "Pacey: Listen, I'm sorry. I kind of got confused where I was supposed to pick you up. But don't worry. Your mom's being real cool about it.", "Andie: Okay, good. Let's just go.", "Pacey: Actually, I kind of told your mom that we'd stay for dinner.", "Andie: Okay, well, w-we'll just sneak out. They'll never miss us.", "Pacey: Um, don't you think we should tell her first? She said she'd be right down.", "Andie: Look, you have no right to be here, okay? You were not invited. My family is none of your business. And what's with my mother? What did you say to her?", "Pacey: Slow down a bit. What's the problem here?", "Andie: What did she say to you?", "Pacey: Nothing. Okay? She just invited me into this normal Rockweel painting, better known aw your home, and politely invited me to dinner. It seems like unlike her spoiled, rich society girl of a daughter, I'm actually worthy in her eyes of meeting the Country Club father and the Ivy League brother.", "Andie: Okay, look, let's just go them.", "Pacey: No. We're not leaving, okay? That's rude.", "Andie: Please, Pacey, please.", "Pacey: What? Are you so ashamed of me you don't even want me to meet your own brother?", "Andie: No. Just...not now, okay?", "Pacey: Andie? Andie!", "Andie: What?", "Pacey: What's the problem?", "Andie: Tim died. He's dead, okay! Cut back to the Icehouse", "Joey: Look we have about 10 minutes before these lobsters take a back swim. I'm screwed. No, I'm dead.", "Jack: Okay.", "Joey: Uh... Jack is trying to fix it", "Jack: Alright. Okay...there. I think I got it. The power goes out.", "Joey: Nice going, Einstein.", "Customer: Try unplugging the power source and then plugging it back in. Jack does it and it works.", "Joey: Thank you Mister.", "Jack: Okay, that's weird.", "Joey: Full moon, remember?", "Jack: Yeah right.", "Joey: I just wish he'd leave. I mean, how much coffee can a person consume?", "Jack: Joey, I don't think he's really here for coffee.", "Joey: Well, he didn't order any food.", "Jack: I think he just doesn't have any other place to go. Or, you know, maybe he doesn't have a family or, um, you know maybe he did, but they're gone now. We really don't know anything about him.", "Joey: Maybe he lost his wife or something.", "Jack: Or a child. Camera goes back to the table and the customer is gone", "Joey: That was weird! It's like he just..", "Jack: Disappeared.", "Joey: Yeah....no tip. Jack holds back and picks up a napkin and under it there was a $100 bill.", "Jack: Joey!", "Joey: $100?! Oh my God! Jack, we're rich! Joey hugs Jack Oh my God.", "Jack: Hey, look at this. Look what else he left.", "Joey: reading By moonlight many years ago my true love did I know, and by that moon I begged her wait but that night did she go. So, young lovers, heed my words, don't squander love away. The moon is changinger ever still, soon comes the light of day. Joey starts to walk away when Jack grabs her by the arm and kisses her Cut back to the Leery kitchen", "Mitch: It's not what you think, Dawson.", "Dawson: What I'm thinking is that you two have completely lost your minds. When were you planning on telling me? When you had the revolving door installed? What were you thinking?", "Gail: Do you hear that, Mitch? Our son wants to know why we're having an open marriage. You know what, sweetheart? So would I. Talk to your father.", "Mitch: Look, it's complicated, alright? Your mother and I were attempting to heal some areas in our marriage.", "Dawson: And you think an open marriage was the answer?", "Mitch: Okay, I admit it was a mistake", "Dawson: It doesn't take a degree in psychobabble to figure that one out, Dad.", "Gail: My thoughts exactly.", "Mitch: Now, exactly where do you get off being angry? You did this, Gail, I didn't. We wouldn't be in this position if you hadn't put us here.", "Gail: I give up. I can't apoligize anymore. I've got a colleague in the other room.", "Dawson: Mom, stop! Stay here. You have to stay here, and you've got to fix this!", "Gail: No. I have to get back to work if I'm going to continue to support your father and his pipe dreams.", "Mitch: You have never supported me! Ever!", "Gail: I have been supporting you for years.", "Mitch: There's more than one way to support someone, Gail. You stand behind them, and you encourage them, and you believe in them. You don't turn your back on them and jump into somebody else's bed!", "Dawson: Dad!", "Gail: I'm sorry, Dawson.", "Dawson: Mom! Gail leaves.", "Dawson: yelling God, dad! You can't just let it go, can you? Look, she made a mistake alright? I know that, you know that, she knows that. She's been trying to get you to forgive her and you won't let her off the hook! You've got to...you've got to get beyond your own ego and just forgive her. Make the decision alright? Commit, forgive her, and then go in there and fix this family. Dad, you've got to fix this.", "Mitch: I don't know how to fix it. I don't know what to do, and I don't have any answers. I thought I did, but I don't. My dad...your granddad had answers, man. To every question. He taught me so much. He taught me how to shave...you know? He taught me...how to drive a car...save money...build a house, even. But, you know, he never...told me what to do if my wife cheated on me. crying I didn't know to ask. I didn't know...oh, god... Dawson gets up and puts his hand on his father's shoulder for whatever little comfort it holds. Cut to Jen on her porch steps. Grams comes out.", "Grams: I do not know what to do with you anymore, child.", "Jen: Please don't preach to me right now.", "Grams: Oh, there'll be no talk of God. I'll leave him out of it. This is between you and me. What I witnessed tonight is something I never want to see again.", "Jen: I had that situation under control, okay? You don't have to get upset at me.", "Grams: Oh! I am not upset, child. I am sick. I will NOT allow you to slide back into your reprehensible New York behavior. Not while you're under my care. You will not disrespect me.", "Jen: Wait a minute, that's not..", "Grams: You wait a minute, Jennifer. This behavior will NOT be tolerated. You will treat me with respect and you will act like a lady. You will not degrade yourself. Not under my roof and not in my lifetime. Have you no respect for yourself? Cut to the Icehouse. Joey walks outside and finds Dawson and is suprised", "Joey: Dawson! What are you doing here?", "Dawson: I had to get out of that house. Hey Jack.", "Jack: Hey. Uh, Joey, why don't you, uh, why don't you take off? I'll finish up.", "Joey: Okay. Joey and Dawson walk away and Joey looks back at Jack Cut back to Andie's house. Andie and Pacey are talking", "Andie: Columbia had just beaten Cornell. It was homecoming almost exactly a year ago. Dad had had one too many tailgate martinis so Mom was driving. Jack and I were fighting for Tim's attention. We were always fighting for his attention. And, um....she didn't see the truck. Please don't say anything to anyone, Pacey, because I don't want my mom to become the town gossip.", "Pacey: I won't say a word. Is your mother getting any help?", "Andie: We've tried. She was in the hospital for a little while. Dad kind of bailed and, um, he checks in once a week. He lives in Providence with the business, which is going under, so he's hurting, too. So it's basically just me. I mean, Jack helps, you know, some. But he kind of lives in this fantasy world where if you don't think about it, then it just didn't happen. I mean, she's not always like this. I mean, sometimes she's fine. But you just never know, and I'm the only one who can handle her, and sometimes that just gets really hard. She starts crying", "Pacey: trying to hug her Come here. Come here.", "Andie pushes him away.", "Andie: No. Don't pity me, okay?", "Pacey: Andie, come here.", "Andie: No.", "Pacey: Come here. Pacey hugs Andie It's okay. It's okay. Cut back to Dawson's house. Joey and Dawson are climbing up the ladder.", "Dawson: You were so right about that moon.", "Joey: Yeah? Joey starts going through the window and Dawson stops her.", "Dawson: Hey, can we just sit outside for a couple minutes?", "Joey: Are you okay? You seem a little spooked.", "Dawson: I just, I don't want to go back in that house. It's like the house of despair.", "Joey: Dawson, um, I had a really weird night, too.", "Dawson: You know, let's just forget about everything. All I want to do for the rest of this godforsaken night is just stare at your face in the moonlight because that's the only thing that matters to me. They kiss", "Dawson: Hey, look up in the sky. What do you see? Joey looks up at the sky.", "Joey: The moon?", "Dawson: No, no. Look at...look at the moon. Close your eyes. Now what do you see? Joey doesn't say anything.", "Dawson: It's the man.", "Joey: Who?", "Dawson: The man, remember?", "Joey: Oh, right, right, right. The man in the moon. I get it. I get it. Oh, but wait!", "Dawson: What?", "Joey: It's not a man, Dawson. It's a...woman. They kiss Dawson?", "Dawson: What?", "Joey: Look I think she starts to tell him about Jack but sees the depressed look on his face and stops....you're right. It's a....it's a really beautiful moon. Cut to Mitch and Gail in the living room", "Mitch: Our guests have jumped ship.", "Gail: It's time, Mitch.", "Mitch: I know. So..", "Gail: Do you want me to..", "Mitch: Mm, I'll go.", "Cut to: \"Hands\" by Jewel playing in the background. Cut to Dawson and Joey on the roof staring up at the moon. Dawson starts crying and leans his head on Joey's shoulder. Joey pulls him close. Cut to Jack reading the note the customer left and then looking up at the moon. Cut to Pacey still hugging Andie. Cut to Mitch laying on his bed. Cut to Gail out on the porch in her chair, rocking back and forth. Cut to Jen on her porch steps. Cut back to Dawson and Joey. Joey pulls Dawson closer and looks up at the moon. Cut to a shot of the moon with fog moving over it covering it up" ]	Dawson's Creek	02x05	Full Moon Rising	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_02x07.json	[ "Facing the scariest English test of their lives, the gang has an all night study session at wealthy, horny Chris Wolfe's house. During the night, secrets are revealed and friendships are altered. The truth about Pacey's \"affair\" with Tamara is publicly revealed, much to Andie's horror. Dawson and Joey discuss their relationship." ]	[ "\"ALL NIGHTER\"", "CAST", "Dawson: James Van Der Beek", "Joey: Katie Holmes", "Pacey: Joshua Jackson", "Jen: Michelle Williams", "Andie: Meredith Monroe", "Dawson's room - a movie is on the television. Dawson is watching it.", "Dawson: There's not a single dramatic storyline in existence that Shakespeare didn't conquer first. Family revenge, political intrigue, the great gender battle. The guy mapped it all out for us, and what was his parting lesson? What genre of all genres did he finally arrive at after years of toil and sacrifice? Tragedy.", "Gail: offscreen Shh.", "Dawson: Like all great romantics, he finally realized that life was a lot more likely to end up with a bunch of dead Danish people on stage than with a kiss.", "Gail: What a sad movie.", "Dawson: Mom, you cried at the commertials.", "Gail: Only that cotton commercial.", "Dawson: We've got to do something about your perpetual state of melancholy. I'm...concerned about you.", "Gail: Well, honey, I'm concerned about you. Ever since your breakup with Joey, you haven't said one word about it. Dawson...you haven't even wallowed.", "Dawson: What good is wallowing? All the wallowing in the world doesn't bring somebody back.", "Gail: Wallowing isn't about getting them back. It isn't about them at all, it's about you, and learning to allow yourself the few meager advantages of being the dumpee.", "Dawson: Advantages?", "Gail: Sure, like allowing yourself to stuff your face with a lifetime supplu of red licorice and doughnuts, or a newfound appreciation for country music.", "Dawson: Like an excuse to watch the last scene from Field of Dreams?", "Gail: Acquiring the necessary pain to write bad, bitter poetry.", "Dawson: A reason to scowl.", "Gail: A reason to bitch!", "Dawson: Work out aggression!", "Gail: Yes! You see, when you think about it, honey, every inch of pain that youches you makes you a deeper, more real individual. Whether you're 16 or...slightly older.", "Dawson: So it doesn't get any easier?", "Gail: Nope. You just go to bed earlier. She gets up off the bed and walks towards the door", "Gail: Night, honey.", "Dawson: 'Night mom. She turns around", "Gail: I hope I was an acceptable substitute for movie night.", "Dawson: You were great. Gail leaves and Dawson pops in a new movie and lays back on his bed. He looks over at the empty window, then back to the TV. He pulls out a piece of licorice and eats it.", "Teacher: \"What light through yonder window breaks?\" It is the midterm, and your impending failure is but hours away. passing out books Blue books. You're notice they're blank, and for many of you, they'll score higher as such than when actually written in. Dawson leans over and so does Joey and Dawson gives Joey an angry look..", "Teacher: (cont.) Please sign your real name. As to the test, it will cover everything we have studied in English Literature thus far and will be worth 50% of this term's grade. Main points of interest...Shakespeare, Dickens, the romantics, and your favorite, the read everybody's talking about, Beowulf.", "A kid in the back, Chris, throws a wad of paper towards Jen. She opens in and it reads, \"Don't forget to smile.\"", "Teacher: (cont.) I will be hosting a study session in this classroom at 3:00. It is my recommendation you attend. Unless, of course, your parents have dedicated at least a wing or two to an Ivy League institution in which case your tragic, East Coast aristocratic, social alcoholic fate has already been sealed. This is more than just an exam, people. It's your life. The bell rings and everybody rushes out of the classroom. Joey follows Dawson.", "Joey: Hey. Dawson keeps walking", "Joey: Dawson, at some point we have to say something to each other.", "Dawson: What would you like me to say, Joey? They're at his locker", "Joey: What do you want to say?", "Dawson: Go away.", "Joey: Besides that!", "Dawson: Joey, you made it very clear you needed space, okay? I am giving you that space.", "Joey: I didn't think it would mean we'd be cutting off all communication, Dawson.", "Dawson: What did you think it would mean?", "Joey: This isn't fair.", "Dawson: To which one of us? You can't make up all the rules!", "Joey: I don't want to!", "Dawson: Then what do you want? Cut to the cafeteria", "Pacey: One day this cafeteria is destined to cook a fry THAT ACTUALLY TASTES LIKE A FRY!", "Andie: Menage a trois. Ever been in one?", "Pacey: All hail, the queen of non-sequiturs has spoken.", "Andie: It's not a non-sequitur. It's this month's Jane.", "Pacey: Chick magazines are racier than Playboy. There's always some article in there about how to prolong your 'this' or around your 'that'.", "Andie: This one's a purity test.", "Pacey: What?", "Andie: A purity test. You've heard of them. An assortment of sexual questions that when totaled are meant to gauge your level of sexual experience.", "Pacey: nervously Okey-dokey. Time to put that away now.", "Andie: Why? It's fun!", "Pacey: Gauging our level of sexual expertise is not really my idea of joy abounding.", "Andie: Don't think I don't know where this is going, Pacey Witter. I know your history.", "Pacey: surprised You do?", "Andie: Sure. You're a typical guy. You want everyone to think you have unseemly, adventurous sexual existence when in fact your purity level is probably closer to Big Bird's than Bill Clinton's.", "Pacey: Yeah, you know what? You got me. That's me...Mr. Embarrassingly Pure. They exit into the hallway", "Andie: Whatever. So am I going to see you at Peterson's Cram-o-Rama?", "Pacey: That would imply that I am going.", "Andie: No, no, Pacey, you CAN NOT bail on this study session. It's way too important.", "Pacey: To you.", "Andie: No, no, no. To anyone who cares about their grade.", "Pacey: Well, see, there's the rub. Yo soy not concerned.", "Andie: Don't joke about this.", "Pacey: I'm serious. As committed as you are to doing everything in your power to get an A, I'm equally committed to getting my C, possibly D if I can't get a good look at your answer sheet.", "Andie: Pacey!", "Pacey: Give me one good reason why I should go.", "Andie: Me!", "Pacey: Okay...fine. I'll go. Just don't expect me to stay awake. Cut to the track. Chris walks up to Jen.", "Chris: Jen-a-lish Delish.", "Jen: Hey Chris, what's up?", "Chris: Long run today. Thought you'd be looking for someone to keep stride with.", "Jen: And you'd like to be that someone?", "Chris: I'm a good pacer. I know when to speed up and when to slow down.", "Jen: And when to leave someone alone?", "Chris: Jen, is there a particular reason why you're not receptive to my wily charms?", "Jen: Other than the fact that you emit them regularly to any skirt within a 6-mile radius?", "Chris: Actually, I have a car so it's more like the tri-state area. Jen smiles", "Chris: Ah-ha! A smile. Mission accomplished.", "Jen: Later, Chris. He walks away. Dawson walks up", "Dawson: And the hawk circles.", "Jen: He's just being cute, which he really is.", "Dawson: You seen his love 'em and leave 'em rap sheet? It's epic.", "Jen: Relax, Dawson.", "Dawson: Just looking out...so, you hitting the study session?", "Jen: Oh, doubt it. Not much into the \"Applying Myself\" zone these days. How about you?", "Dawson: Well, it's either that or another evening watching some awful, seventies tearjerker with my mother. You should go.", "Jen: I'll tell you what, Dawson. Since it doesn't look like I'll be having a hot night of unbridled passion with Romeo over there, Cut to Chris talking to another girl I'll consider it.", "Dawson: Okay. Cut to Andie reading a note on a classroom door", "Andie: Dear Class, I want home with a cold that was considerably more important that you. The test is still on for tomorrow. Study the sample questions. Until then, hardly yours, Mr. Peterson.", "Pacey: So he bailed on his own study session.", "Joey: Great.", "Chris: to Jen We should have our own study session. My folks are in Saint Martin. We'll have the whole house to ourselves.", "Jen: Like we'd get a lot of work done that way.", "Chris: The lady questions my motives? Invite your friends. to Pacey and Andie You two interested? Let's study at my place.", "Andie: I was thinking more along the lines of the city library. Pacey stops Andie", "Pacey: Whoa! His offer does have certain enticing qualities.", "Andie: Since when have you been in such a rush to form a study group?", "Pacey: Have you ever seen this man's house?! His family is totally loaded. They got a satellite dish. Andie shakes her head no", "Pacey: Oh, come on!", "Andie: giving in Alright, we're in.", "Chris: Cool. I'll drive. to Jen Young lady, will you be join us?", "Jen: How can I resist? Cut to Andie catching up with Joey", "Andie: Hey, Joey. So what are your study plans?", "Joey: Oh, just me, my English lit book, and a loud, crying baby.", "Andie: Good. Then you can come with me.", "Joey: Where?", "Andie: A study session at Chris Wolfe's. I can't do this alone.", "Joey: Chris Wolfe's? You're going to rely on Chris Wolfe to provide a suitable study environment? I think I'm better off with the loud, crying baby.", "Andie: Okay, do you honestly believe I would let this night be anything less than ridiculously beneficial? Trust me. I'm in mega-control of this event. Cut to Pacey and Dawson", "Pacey: Hey Dawson! Where you headed little buddy?", "Dawson: Well, Skipper, I saw Peterson's note. I'm headed home.", "Pacey: I'm actually headed to a different study session, if you're up for it.", "Dawson: \"Different study session\"? Is this Pacey Witter code for party? Brothel? Road trip to Disneyland?", "Pacey: Believe it or not, this is a true meeting of intellectuals in a highly moderated studious environment and that, my friend, is our ride. So what do you say?", "Dawson: Sure.. Dawson opens the door to the car and sees Joey and is a little perturbed. He gets in Cut to the gang going into Chris' huge house.", "Chris: Uh, the TV is that way. points The Jacuzzi and sauna are out back. We keep extra suits in the guest room, and the kitchen's that way points if you get hungry.", "Joey: to Andie Sounds like we're going to get a lot of studying done.", "Andie: Reminder, I'm in complete control here.", "Dina: AHEM! The attention turns to a girl reading a magazine in the other room. She's about 12, maybe?", "Chris: Everyone, my little sister, Dina.She promises to stay out of the way.", "Andie: Nope. This room isn't going to do. We're going to need a long table, proper lighting, and high-backed chairs. Where's Pacey? She finds Pacey in the other room with the TV flipping through channels", "Pacey: Hey, check this out. 200 channels from all over the world. It's a couch potato's dream. Look at that! 3 Stooges in Cantonese.", "Andie: Why do you insist on undermining me at every opportunity you get?", "Pacey: Think of how boring the alternative is.", "Andie: Look, I'm going to need your help with our attention deficit host, okay? There's no way I can expend energy rounding up the both of you. Now, come on!", "Pacey: whining But I wanna watch TV... Cut to the room. The group is around a table and Andie is standing up with WAY too much energy", "Andie: So, the plan of attack is simple. Using this book, we'll spend 30 minutes on each of the various sections: Victorian poetry, Shakespeare, Dickens, etc. And, by my watch, if we allow for a few 15 minute breaks, we'll be able to cover the entire course load by midnight. That will still give us enough time to do an hour speed round and get a good night's sleep. Sound good? It's quiet", "Chris: Anybody want to order a pizza?", "Joey: Me!", "Dawson: Absolutely, yeah.", "Pacey: Hey, I got it! Listen, why don't you just think of this as several of our 15 minutes breaks strung together? Cut to the kitchen and Chris is going through the wine talking to Jen", "Chris: Got a bottle in here from '84. It's from Napa.", "Jen: Fancy.", "Chris: Well, actually the wine is made by a married couple who have sort of a Mom-and-Pop vineyard thing going. I was taught to choose quality over labels.", "Jen: I think we're getting to know each other minus sexual overtones. Well, it is possible.", "Chris: You know, Jen, it bothers me that you assume the worst about me. I don't about you.", "Jen: Well, given our previous encounters, plus your reputation, what would you expect me to assume?", "Chris: That we're a lot alike. That reputations aren't worth the air they're written on, and that the only way to really get to know someone is by getting to know them.", "Jen: Deal.", "Chris: I don't want to let go just yet.. Cut back to the room. Andie is quizzing people.", "Andie: Okay, for 200 points: The most famous of the romantic poets?", "Jen: The Pope.", "Andie: Wrong. Dawson?", "Dawson: Shelley?", "Andie: Wrong again.", "Chris: \"Two beings were drifting, each one to the other, no moments, veil-liting, or hint from other.\" Hardy.", "Andie: Impressive, but wrong! Pacey?", "Pacey: \"Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?\" Seuss!", "Andie: I so hate you right now.", "Joey: Keats. It was Keats.", "Andie: Ding, ding! Okay...for an additional 100 points, can you give us his most famous quote? Dawson stares at Joey.", "Dawson: \"Beauty is truth, truth beauty.\"", "Joey: Um, he's right. I forgot.", "Dawson: It would seem so.", "Chris: Whoa, maybe we shoudl hit that hot tub? What do you think, chill out a bit?", "Andie: We've been chillin' out for 2 hours. What we need to do now is FOCUS.", "Chris: Well, then, what do we have here? Why did I take you more for the National Geographic type?", "Jen: You've got to be kidding me! \"How Pure are You?\" God, talk about an open can of worms.", "Chris: Oh, excellent.", "Andie: No way, no. We're already behind.", "Chris: Come on, Lieutenant! I vote for one last bonding event before I go back to academic torture.", "Jen: Why not? They all head into another room.", "Andie: Okay, in an effort to keep this moment of folly under control, I'm taking charge. There's 100 questions total, and I only have one test. We'll pass it around and take turns asking. Write your answers on the paper and we'll total when finish. Okay, um, Pacey? Whydon't you start?", "Pacey: Alrighty. Question #1: \"Have you ever been intimately aroused by a relative?\" So, it's a southern test, huh? timelapse", "Jen: #13: \"Have you ever experimented with bondage?\" timelapse", "Joey: \"Have you ever gotten cozy in an airplane?\" timelapse", "Andie: \"..in a public place?\" timelapse", "Chris: \"..in your parent's bed?\" timelapse", "Dawson: \"Have you ever caught your parents having sx?\" timelapse", "Pacey: #63: \"Have you ever named your most private of regions?\"", "Jen: #69 laughing", "Jen: (cont.) \"Have you ever participated in..\" timelapse", "Joey: \"Have you ever engaged in sexual activity with a member of the same sx?\" timelapse", "Andie: \"...with a transvestite?\" timelapse", "Pacey: \"...with a 4-legged creature?\" timelapse", "Dawson: \"Have you ever paid for sx?\"", "Chris: Does dinner count?", "Andie: Question #84: \"Have you ever fantasized about a friend's significant other?\" silence", "Andie: (cont.) Very quiet in the room all of a sudden.", "Jen: \"Have you ever had an affair with a friend's significant other?\"", "Chris: In my fantasy.", "Pacey: Give me this. takes magazine* \"Have you ever had an affair with a friend's pet?\" How come I get all the animal questions?", "timelapse", "Joey: Okay, #100: pauses \"Have you ever been in love? If so, how many times? Give yourself a point of purity for each time.\" Joey looks at Dawson.", "Andie: Okay, let's score 'em up! Everybody ready? Joey leaves the room. Cut to Dawson walking into the kitchen where Joey is.", "Joey: Not now, Dawson.", "Dawson: I saw the look on your face when you read that question.", "Joey: Is this your version of space?", "Dawson: You're free to leave anytime. I don't see you making a rush for the door.", "Joey: That's because I came here to study. I didn't know you were coming.", "Dawson: Is it so awful that I'm here?", "Joey: No! Stop putting words into my mouth. I asked for time, Dawson, just time. Please respect that. She leaves. Dia is in the doorway.", "Dia: Issues. Dawson, right? Dina Wolfe here, in case you didn't remember.", "Dawson: Dina, do you know where the coffee is?", "Dina: Yeah, drip or instant?", "Dawson: Um, drip.", "Dina: Appropriate. Tough room.", "Dawson: With me, always.", "Dina: So, care to fill me in on the details of your little love affair?", "Dawson: Id' rather not discuss it, actually, thanks.", "Dina: You're right, Dawson. Why talk? People like you and me, we can say everything with a look. She looks at Dawson and Dawson looks at her like she's lost it.", "Andie: And the totals are as follows, Chris clocked in with the least pure score of 66%, Jen is a close second with 69%, Joey and Dawson bring us up the scale with a matching level of 85%, and I round us up with a 92%. Wait a minute...we're missing one here.", "Pacey: holds up his It's right here.", "Andie: Oh, why didn't you turn it in?", "Pacey: Didn't really want to.", "Andie: Hand it over.", "Chris: You dog! This wouldn't have anything to do with question #16.", "Andie: #16? I don't get it.", "Chris: Yeah, we blew right past it, but I think we should read it again aloud. What do you say, Pace?", "Pacey: Chris..", "Chris: Come on. Stop it. I'm dying to know. What'd you put for 16, Witter? Let's just put an old rumor to rest right now.", "Pacey: Is there anything redeeming about you other than your house?", "Chris: Ouch.", "Andie: Okay, will someone please tell me what you guys are talking about? Okay, I'll look it up myself. Um, 16: \"Have you ever had sx with someone...twice your age?\" Huh? It's a joke, right?", "Chris: Well, it's true after all. Witter laid the pipe with Miss Jacobs. I don't know whether to congratulate you or fall off my chair.", "Andie: Miss Jacobs...the teacher who left Capeside? Pacey...you said that you were embarrassingly pure. Those were your words, right? She walks off. Pacey leaves.* Cut to Chris and Dawson out by the Jacuzzi", "Dawson: Chris, do you know where they may have gone?", "Chris: I'm telling you, they're out there screwing around by now. Everyone knows makeup sx is the best kind.", "Dawson: I wouldn't know.", "Chris: Don't worry, bud. The way you and Joey are going at it, there's bound to be some serious make-up sx in your future. So...", "Dawson: So?", "Chris: How am I doing?", "Dawson: With?", "Chris: The lovely Jen Lindley. You guys used to date. You know how she thinks. She likes me, huh?", "Dawson: Well, you never have had much trouble attracting the opposite sx, Chris.", "Chris: Yeah, but, uh, Jen's different. She's too with it. Closing the deal requires a completely different strategy.", "Dawson: You mean sleeping with her.", "Chris: No, I mean a heavy game of Uno.", "Dawson: It's not going to happen.", "Chris: We'll see.", "Dawson: You know, Chris, Jen is in this really weird vulnerable state right now. Don't take advantage of that.", "Chris: Relax. We won't do anything she's not looking forward to.", "Dawson: We'll see.", "Chris: Ah, if it's proof you need, you see that light up there in the guest house? When that light's off, that means I'm inside with Jen...lowering both our purity levels, and you? You'll be out here alone. Let me know if you need to borrow a swimsuit.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Cut to Jen and Joey in the guestroom.", "Jen: God, I can't believe this place. They've got brand-new swimsuits just for visitors. Nice digs. What's the matter, Jo? You're not going to give in to a little hot tub temptation?", "Joey: I'm just going to study, thanks.", "Jen: You know, I really am sorry about you and Dawson and I know that you may not believe it.", "Joey: You know, you're right! I don't!", "Jen: Thanks, Joey. Thanks for making our conversation just as delightful as ever.", "Joey: Anytime.", "Jen: You know, I used to think that it was our mutual feelings for Dawson that kept us apart. I never really considered the fact that maybe you were just a bitch.", "Joey: Look, Jen. I didn't mean to be so harsh. God, I am so sick of talking all the time. I just want to follow my feelings and not discuss it. We run it into the ground and...don't you just want to have something left to just experience?", "Jen: As much as anyone. Cut to Pacey walking up to Andie sitting on the swing", "Pacey: I was beginning to think you walked all the way home.", "Andie: Why didn't you tell me about her?", "Pacey: It never came up.", "Andie: No good, Pacey. It did, and you lied.", "Pacey: Come on, Andie, what was I supposed to say?", "Andie: Okay, well how about for starters, \"Oh, before you fall for me, Andie, I slept with my teacher.\"", "Pacey: Oh, right, there's an easy sentence.", "Andie: It's not a joke, okay? I'm serious, and despite your braggart tendencies, Pacey, it's not exactly an admirable event.", "Pacey: That's not fair, Andie. You're judging me, and you don't even know the circumstances. Besides, I slept with her, not you.", "Andie: Why would you do it, Pacey?", "Pacey: Why? sx.", "Andie: Oh, so there were no feelings involved.", "Pacey: Of course there were feelings involved. You asked why.", "Andie: Okay, I take it back. I don't want to know anymore. You're not like that.", "Pacey: Of course I'm like that! I'm a sexual creature, Andie, and so are you. Why do you think we talk about it so much? Why do you think we joke about it? Why do you think we give each other tests to see how pure we are?", "Andie: No, no, no! That's different. That's completely innocent.", "Pacey: No, it's not! The test was about sx, and sx is never innocent! It's intense, it's passionate, and sometimes it can be life-altering, but it's never innocent, Andie, and I'm really sorry if this changes the way that you feel about me, but I can't change that. And if things are going to continue between us, I think you're just going to have to accept that. Cut to inside.", "Chris: Yo Jen! Hot tub's ready.", "Jen: upstairs Be right down. Chris leaves and Jen comes downstairs. Dawson stops her.", "Dawson: Jen, hey!", "Jen: Dawson, what? You're not going in?", "Dawson: No, um, can I talk to you for a second?", "Jen: Yeah...", "Dawson: I'm worried Chris doesn't exactly have the best of intentions here.", "Jen: Tell me something I don't know.", "Dawson: You're aware that his goal is to sleep with you tonight?", "Jen: He's a guy. He's 16 and he...seems to find me attractive, so yes, I would assume he's got some sort of agenda.", "Dawson: And you're okay with that?", "Jen: Just because he has some sort of master plan doesn't mean that I've got to go along with it.", "Dawson: Okay!", "Jen: And for that matter, why do you assume that I don't have a plan of my own? She walks outside toward the jacuzzi Dina's in the doorway again", "Dina: Psst! Gorgeous!", "Dawson: What? Do you hide in the vents?", "Dina: So you dated both of them, huh?", "Dawson: You certainly do your research.", "Dina: Which one's the one? On your test, you put you'd been in love once. I'm dying to know. Is it Cameron Diaz or Julia Roberts?", "Dawson: How did you--", "Dina: It's called an answer sheet. It's called...holds it up here!", "Dawson: reaches for it Give me that!", "Dina: Wait, NOT SO FAST! I have one you want much more.", "Dawson: Joey's?", "Dina: She puts a little smiley face in her O's. Kind of makes me want to puke.", "Dawson: Let me see it.", "Dina: Not so fast, this toll has a fee.", "Dawson: Okay. What? She puckers up", "Dawson: You've got to be kidding me. That's not going to happen.", "Dina: I think you'll find her last answer rather interesting. Seems while you've only been in love once, according to you-know-who's answer sheet, she's been in love...twice. Cut to Jen and Chris in the jacuzzi", "Jen: Alright, that's enough. It's time to study.", "Chris: No, no. Relax. We're in a hot tub. Studying's not permitted.", "Jen: Really? Then, what is?", "Chris: This. They start kissing", "Jen: And...what if I don't want to mess around?", "Chris: Then we won't. Jen, I'm not a bad guy. I just want to have fun.", "Jen: Well, then tell me, Christopher Robbin, what is your idea of fun?", "Chris: This. They start kissing again", "Chris: So, Jen...are we on the same page?", "Jen: Same page. Cut to Pacey and Dawson.", "Dawson: Is she okay?", "Pacey: Yeah. She'll be fine. She just wants to be alone right now, you know?", "Dawson: Why didn't you just write \"no\"?", "Pacey: I didn't want to lie to her. I mean, I don't know. What would you have done?", "Dawson: I'd like to think I would have been honest. I don't know. It's...I seem to have trouble saying a lot of things lately.", "Pacey: You know what?", "Dawson: What?", "Pacey: Try harder. Cut to Dawson walking towards Joey on the patio", "Joey: Look, no more rounds tonight, Dawson. I am so tired. I'm actually trying to get 5 minutes of studying in.", "Dawson: Jo, I thought what we had was special.", "Joey: Look, I'm serious. I don't want to talk about anything but this.", "Dawson: You wrote that you have been in love twice.", "Joey: You looked at my test?!", "Dawson: No, I've learned my lesson about invading your personal privacy. Chris's little sister was kind enough to impart that information. Joey, you said that I was your world. When did you have time for guy #2? I don't believe you're shallow enough to fall in love with Jack after one kiss.", "Joey: Look, stop it!", "Dawson: I don't understand!", "Joey: I don't know, okay?! Why can't we go back to the way things were? Why can't we just be friends, Dawson?", "Dawson: That's what you want?", "Joey: Yes!", "Dawson: After all we've been through, just friends?", "Joey: Yeah.", "Dawson: If you don't understand why that can't happen, if you don't get that, you don't get me! Joey walks off Dina's in the doorway...again", "Dina: Very emotional. Oscar nominating. Really.", "Dawson: Go away.", "Dina: Dawson, you aren't crying, are you?", "Dawson: You wanted a kiss. Is that what you want? Are you prepared for everything that comes with that kiss? 'Cause it doesn't just end with a fade out. There are repercussions. Hearts get broken. Friendships get ruined. Your entire life could fall apart because of one kiss. That's what you have to look forward to. Do yourself a big favor...don't rush it. She runs off and Dawson turns around to find Joey staring at him in shock about his outburst. Dawson sits down on the steps and looks out towards the jacuzzi...Jen and Chris aren't there. Then, he looks up to the guest house and the light is off. He puts his head in his hands. Cut to Joey knocking on Dina's door.", "Dina: What do you want?", "Joey: To hang out with the only sane individual here.", "Dina: He's so mean.", "Joey: All boys are. It's their easiest way of expressing themselves.", "Dina: After tonight, I'm avoiding growing up at all costs.", "Joey: Sounds good. Let me know if you have any luck.", "Dina: Aren't you supposed to be arguing the other side? Convincing me that growing up can be such a beautiful experience if I just let it?", "Joey: I see. You want the \"I'm older than you, so here's how it works\" speech? How's this? Growing up sucks. Not all kisses are magic, and most boys do not live up to your expectations, but there are those times when everything, I mean love, romance, relationships, it all falls together perfectly and it's incredible. It's those moments, no matter how depressingly few and far between, that make growing up worth it. You'll be okay. Cut to Dawson flipping through pages in a book. Timelapse and it's daylight. He wakes up and walks into the house finding Joey, Pacey, and Andie asleep.", "Andie: Oh, my God! Tell me it is not 6 am.", "Dawson: It's 6am.", "Andie: Wake up, wake up! Pacey, the test is in 4 hours. Oh my God! I must have been studying and I passed out.", "Pacey: Hey, relax. Where's the binder?", "Dawson: Binder's on the porch, I'll get it.", "Andie: We don't have any time!", "Joey: What's happening? Where is everyone?", "Andie: Everyone is totally asleep, totally unstuidied, totally unprepared, and totally screwed! Cut to the guestroom", "Chris: Morning.", "Jen: Hey.", "Chris: They're getting up. We should get down there. Thank you.", "Jen: For?", "Chris: For a very fun night.", "Jen: Hang on a sx, I'll get dressed and come down with you.", "Chris: No, no. That's cool. Just, take your time. I'll meet you down there. Cut to the room with the group around a table.", "Pacey: Alright, everybody, listen up! We got exactly 4 concentrated hours in which to study for the deadliest exam of our young adult lives. Now, going off an abbreviated version of Andie's lesson plan, I plan on constructing a 3 hour and 45 minute lesson plan, which, if executed properly, will cover everything. You following me?", "Andie: Pacey, this test--", "Pacey: Shh! Listen, don't worry. Boys and girls, you happen to be in the hands of a professional crammer. We'll start with Beowulf. How many monsters did he have to fight and name one.", "Andie: 3.", "Dawson: Grendel.", "Pacey: Good, now on to the hard stuff. Cut to the group in the kitchen making toast and pouring orange juice", "Pacey: Which one of the Bronte sisters wrote Wuthering Heights?", "Joey: Emily.", "Jen: Charlotte.", "Dawson: It was Emily.", "Andie: Charlotte!", "Pacey: Charlotte wrote Jane Eyre.", "Jen: Then what did Emily write?", "Joey: Wuthering Heights. Cut to the group out by the pool in shades.", "Dawson: \"To be or not to be. That is the question.\"", "Chris: \"Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings...\" Cut back inside", "Pacey: Name the little people in Gulliver's Travels.", "Dawson: Lilliputions.", "Pacey: The big bad scary people.", "Joey: Brob..", "Chris: Brob..brob..", "Andie: Bromd...brom..", "Dawson: D-ding? Cut back to the gang by the pool.", "Jen: \"Arms against a sea of troubles.\"", "Pacey: To sleep.. Cut back inside to the pool table", "Pacey: Name 3 occupations of travelers in the Canterbury Tales.", "Dawson: Knight!", "Andie: Summoner!", "Pacey: Come on! Come on!", "Dawson: Did we say knight? Cut back out to the pool", "Andie: \"And by a sleep to say we end..\"", "Joey: \"To die, to sleep, to speep perchance to dream.\"", "Dawson: I'll buy it. Cut back inside.", "Andie: Bromdaming! Bromdaming!", "Jen: Brobdingnagians.", "Pacey: Yes! Cut to the room again where they're once again back around the table", "Pacey: Congratulations, guys, we're done, but I got one last group activity. He looks towards the pool. He starts sprinting for it and everybody follows. One by one they jump in.* Cut to them climbing out of the pool.", "Andie: Wow. You really took control in there. You have an interesting way of doing that.", "Pacey: Yeah, well, I perform well under pressure.", "Andie: I want to explain sometime to you.", "Pacey: You really don't have to talk about this, Andie.", "Andie: I do, Pacey. I mean, I'm the queen of keeping dirty secrets. So I understand why you didn't jump forward with the information. I think I was just more shocked by the idea that you have so much experience and I, um...", "Pacey: Will.", "Andie: You're such a jerk!", "Pacey: A slacker jerk.", "Andie: A champion slacker jerk.", "Pacey: And what does that make you?", "Andie: I don't know, Pacey. You tell me. I dare you.", "Pacey: You, Andie McPhee, are the girl that I love to hate.", "Andie: I love to hate you, too. They kiss.", "Andie: Not forgiven.", "Pacey: It's a no? Cut to Dawson walking up to Joey in a robe drying her clothes", "Dawson: Hey.", "Joey: Hey.", "Dawson: Can we talk?", "Joey: Sure.", "Dawson: Do me a favor and don't say anything, okay? Because everytime we speak I screw this up, so just please listen.", "Joey: Okay.", "Dawson: All I've been thinking about lately is how much I want to take back our first kiss. How much I would pay to just let you climb through that window. I mean, who knows what would have happened? Maybe we'd still be best friends. Maybe you'd even still have a thing for me. I just know that I wouldn't be hurting like this. But then I think about everything that kiss brought into my life. What it was like to look at you and know not just what you were thinking, but also what you were feeling because I was feeling the same thing, and then it's worth it. It's..worth all the pain that I'm going through. I want to regret kissing you, Joey, but I can't. It was the smartest decision I ever made.", "Joey: Dawson, the 2 times I feel in love, on the test, they were both you. I mean, the first time I fell was for my friend, the Dawson I grew up with, the boy across the creek, and the second time was after we kissed. I mean, you became this whole new person to me and....I fell in love all over again. I mean, just because we're not together anymore does not change my feelings for you, Dawson. It's me I'm unsure of.", "Dawson: Joey, I'm going to give you that space. No hostility, no underhanded comments, just space. But that doesn't change the way I feel about you. Nothing can change that. Dawson leaves. Cut to outside everyone's getting in the car.", "Pacey: Come on, Dawson! Let's go! Dawson gets in and Joey gets in next to him and they smile at each other. Cut to the school. Dawson reads a note on the door", "Dawson: Dear Class, sometimes preparation teaches you more than the exam itself; therefore, you have more of it. My illness has claimed me for another day. Test rescheduled.\"", "Andie: Well, looks like we crammed all night for nothing.", "Joey: Now what are we supposed to do?", "Andie: Go to our other classes, I guess.", "Pacey: Actually, no. I got one last group activity. Follow me. Cut to the football field where Joey, Dawson, Jen, Chris, Andie and Pacey are sleeping in a circle in the middle of the field. End." ]	Dawson's Creek	02x07	The All-Nighter	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_02x09.json	[ "Andie runs for student council and enlists Pacey and Joey's help.What she hasn't planned for is rival Abby who as a campaign tactic, exposes Andie's \" Crazy Mum\".Pushed to the edge, Andie has a decison to make.Jen trying to help Dawson channel his inner teenager for his next movie script, only makes him feel more helpless in his parents divorce Worried about his sister Jack shuts out Joey." ]	[ "\"The Election\"", "CAST", "Dawson: James Van Der Beek", "Joey: Katie Holmes", "Pacey: Joshua Jackson", "Jen: Michelle Williams", "Andie: Meredith Monroe", "ALSO STARRING", "Gail: Mary-Margaret Humes", "Mitch: John Wesely Shipp", "Grams: Mary Beth Piel", "Bessie: Nina Repeta", "Abby: Monica Kenna", "Dawson's room. Jen is reading something and Dawson is watching TV", "Dawson: Jen, you're killin' me. Jen holds up a finger.", "Jen: Hang on...hang on... Dawson leans his head back in frustration.", "Jen: Alright. Dawson pauses the remote and moves up to sit across from her.", "Jen: Dawson, you can unflinch, I'm done.", "Dawson: Okay, so...", "Jen: What? What do you want me to say?", "Dawson: The truth.", "Jen: Okay..the truth truth or the 'what Dawson wants to hear' truth?", "Dawson: So in other words, you hated it.", "Jen: No. Dawson covers his face with his hands", "Jen: Dawson, Dawson, no, I didn't hate it. I just thought that it was, I don't know, for the lack of a better word....fluff.", "Dawson: Fluff. Fluff?! How can it be fluff Jen?! My heart and soul went into that script!", "Jen: I'm just saying that your heart and soul depicting the lives and loves of these teens in a small town just seems like it comes from a nieve sort of point of view.", "Dawson: I-I-It's supposed to be nieve, Jen! It's about the magic--the age of innocence, you know? Sexual awakening. The magic of first love.", "Jen: Dawson, look, your script is good, okay? It's funny and it's timely and it's smart and it's well-written. It's just lacking relevance to today's society. Dawson sighs", "Jen: You go out of your way to comment on teen life, but say very little about it. Dawson leans his head against the closet", "Dawson: If you move that knife just a hair to the left, you might get the jugular. Jen pats him on the back", "Jen: C'mere, c'mere. I'm not sending you spiraling into a depression here, all I'm saying is it's just lacking a little uumph, you know? The anger and the edge and just the raw, dark pain that comes with being young.", "Dawson: Jen, I am raw and dark. Jen laughs", "Dawson: What?", "Jen: Okay, okay, in theory, maybe.", "Dawson: What?", "Jen: In theory, maybe. All I'm saying is you just lack the proof and facts to back that up.", "Dawson: Proof and facts? What do I need to prove the fact that I'm raw and dark? Do I need to take, like, a gun to school?", "Jen: No, Dawson.", "Dawson: Kill my parents in their sleep? What exactly?", "Jen: No you just need to loosen up a little bit, okay?", "Dawson: I--", "Jen: Move on. Start writing from the gut. Stop responding with such an adult perspective.", "Dawson: And how do I do that?", "Jen: Teenage 101. Dawson looks at her confused.", "Jen: Maybe it's time you start pretending like you really are 15. Dawson acts like he's still confused.", "Jen: I think...I think I could actually show you how to reclaim those missing years. C'mon, Dawson, what do you say? Dawson looks as if he's so not into this. Cut to Joey walking to school. Andie comes up.", "Andie: Hey Joey! I was hoping I'd see you today. I mean, I see you everyday but this is different.", "Joey: It's 7am. Slow down.", "Andie: Okay, well, let me explain. Last night I had a hard time sleeping which is really strange for me because usually I'm out like a light, but anyways, I was laying there and all of a sudden I had this epiphany(sp?). I know this is going to sound really strange, but it involved you.", "Joey: It's kind of early in the day for epiphanies, Andie, but thanks for sharing.", "Andie: Let me explain, this is important. Student council elections are right around the corner and I was thinking I could make a lot of positive changes as sophomore class president.", "Joey: And...", "Andie: And a really great presidential candidate needs a really great running mate. That would be you.", "Joey: No way. Forget about it, Andie. I don't do student government.", "Andie: No, no, no, Joey. I checked your GPA and you are in the top 3% of the class. You have a responsibility to let the academically less fortunate benefit from your wisdom.", "Joey: Maybe you haven't heard, Andie, but I'm not exactly Miss Congeniality of Capeside, okay? And adding my name to your ticket would only assure you a loss. And everybody knows my sort-of family history, okay?", "Andie: Look, in the high school chronological chart, it's ancient history. And your average teenager has an attention span of just under 2 seconds. You've got a clean slate, Joey, so will you at least think about it? They walk into school.", "Joey: Look, Andie, I'm flattered, but I'd only screw up your chances, trust me. I gotta go. Joey hurries off to class. Pacey rounds the corner. He catches up to her and kisses her on the neck", "Andie: smiles Hey, you.", "Pacey: What's shakin' McPhee? Chris hands Andie a flyer.", "Chris: Hey man, vote for Chris & Abby on election day.", "Abby: Wherever you go, Pacey, the slacker vote follows.", "Pacey: And, once again, Abby, your natural, irrepressible charm shines it's way through. Andie laughs", "Pacey: Fabulous. James Bond and Prissy Galore are going to rule our class.", "Andie: Not necessarily.", "Pacey: Who's going to beat them?", "Andie: Me.", "Pacey: Yeah, right.", "Andie: No, I'm serious, Pacey.", "Pacey: What sane person would want to waste their time on school politics when they could be spending oodles of quality time with me.", "Andie: Because it all falls into my master plan. School politics looks great on college applications.", "Pacey: Who's your running mate going to be?", "Andie: Still working on that one, but you're going to be my campaign manager.", "Pacey: I am?", "Andie: Yep. 'Cause I wouldn't want us to miss out on our 'oodles of quality time.' They turn the corner and walk by a girl's bathroom when Jen walks out and heads towards Dawson's locker.", "Jen: Hey Dawson. What's up?", "Dawson: Oh, just doing the same old fluff, irrevelant existance in the middle age darklessness.", "Jen: Okay, so why don't we do something about that?", "Dawson: Like what?", "Jen: Cut class.", "Dawson: What?!", "Jen: Ditch. Bail. Leave the premises without permission. Something that normal students do at random.", "Dawson: Not even in the realm of possibility.", "Jen: Why not?", "Dawson: First of all, I don't believe that cutting class is a \"missing\" experience that will unleash all the answers of the universe to me and I have a quiz in history.", "Jen: Okay, so you can make it up tomorrow. Dawson, in order to write about being a teenager you actually need to experience being one.", "Dawson: Next week, I promise. They start walking", "Jen: Life is composed of moments. Just like your script. And you have to take those moments as they come, impulses only.", "Dawson: stops Okay. Let's do it.", "Jen: Really?", "Dawson: Yeah, impulse, let's cut, c'mon. You lead.", "Jen: Alright. Jen turns to head out the door and Dawson darts into his classroom. Jen gets outside the door and turns around and doesn't see Dawson. She sighs. CUT TO Leery household.", "Gail: I'm sorry, Mitch. I just didn't know who else to call.", "Mitch: It's fixed. Go ahead, turn it on. Turn it to rinse. It works. Then the door flies open and water sprays all over Mitch and Gail and Gail starts laughing hysterically and Mitch hurries and closes the door.", "Mitch: You think this is real funny, don't you?", "Gail: I think it's hilarious.", "Mitch: I'm sure you do. He takes off his wet shirt.", "Gail: You're drenched.", "Mitch: Look at you, you're not so dry yourself. He squeezes his shirt out and splashes water on Gail. She gets a dish towel.", "Gail: Uh huh, well look at you. Their eyes meet.", "Gail: Mitch? They start making out heavily and he puts her on the counter where she takes off her shirt and then they move over to the dining room table where they continue to make out. Dawson opens the door and sees them and looks surprised but smiles and leaves and closes the door. He's shown outside with a confused, yet happy, look on his face. Cut to the Icehouse. Jack and Joey are stacking coffee creamers.", "Joey: Did you inherit your clumsy genes from your mother or your father? I mean, Andie's not clumsy...a little high strung...but not clumsy. Jack sets one and knocks the whole thing down.", "Jack: Alright, best 2 outta 3. Loser cleans the deep fryer.", "Joey: Seriously, I mean, I take after my mom. Who do you take after? Your mother or your father? I'm guessing it's your mom.", "Jack: Okay, alright, you win. I'll clean the deep fryer. But I'm a little fuzzy on the process so you might have to stay late and help me with the proper procedure.", "Joey: How do you do that?", "Jack: What?", "Joey: Everytime I ask you something a little personal you somehow manage to change the subject and not answer.", "Jack: Are you saying I purposely tanked the coffee creamer tower? Joey, I'm insulted.", "Joey: Seriously, Jack. I mean we talk all the time but whenever it starts to get a little deep you get all weird and vague. You know I have asked you 6 questions tonight and you haven't answered one.", "Jack: Well, that's because you have to ask me 7. You see, 7 is the magic number.", "Joey: Here we go again. Why do you make light out of everything?", "Jack: Because I'm a loof, intraverted, and unsociable. So there, I answered. Abby and Chris have entered and taken a seat.", "Abby: EXCUSE ME! Could we get a couple of menus over here, please? Joey looks at them disgusted. She hands them two menus.", "Abby: Preferably not with yesterday's special rotting on them. Joey hands her another one.", "Chris: Why'd you bring me to this dive?", "Abby: Because we have to talk strategy in private, and you can always count on this place to be deserted. The service here is even worse than the food. Joey turns around and walks back to the counter.", "Jack: So you're content on letting those two represent your class?", "Joey: They're not the only ones running, Jack.", "Jack: laughs Oh, please! Kenny Reily? That guy has no chance. Where's your sense of civic duty? Joey shrugs.", "Joey: I don't know. I've just never been the type to, you know, get involved in school activities.", "Jack: Well you weren't into art until recently. Maybe that will change.", "Joey: Yeah, but, student government is a huge leap, Jack, I mean, putting yourself out there for public scrutiny...", "Jack: Yeah, but you should run, Joey. Andie needs you. Abby is listening", "Jack: (cont.) You know, she's new here and it'll be hard for her to get votes but you. You have this amazing girl-next-door quality. This is your chance to make a difference. For your talents to rise to the occasion. Don't limit yourself, Joey. You're a born leader.", "Abby: Yeah, more like born loser. You actually think that you have any chance running against me? Get real. You throw the trash out, you don't vote it in.", "Joey: Back off, Abby.", "Abby: The truth hurts? Well, if you want to embarress yourself and your entire family even further than nature intended than by all means, throw your amazing girl-next-door quality into the ring. Hey, what's one more disappointment in an already meager depressing existance? Joey takes the pitcher of water she's holding and dumps it on Abby.", "Abby: Ahhh! You're dead. Chris and Abby leave and Joey walks towards Jack.", "Joey: Tell Andie I'm in. She walks off and Jack laughs. Cut to Andie and Pacey sitting at a table in Capeside.", "Andie: Okay, I need you to finish passing out these flyers and get these posters up. I want them all over Capeside...not just the high school.", "Pacey: You know, on this book that I picked up on the Clinton campaign, they said this things going to get ugly. So we're going to have to start playing hard--", "Andie: Pacey.", "Pacey: Yeah?", "Andie: You've done research.", "Pacey: Yeah, you've been a bad, bad influence on me. They kiss and Andie pulls away and Pacey is disappointed.", "Andie: Oh and you know, I want this campaign to take a high road. I still believe that a candidate's virtue and integrity is normal and to be expected and not just some character perk or bonus. I mean, my goal is to make government good and safe again.", "Pacey: My God, you know the way these sound bytes just flow out of your mouth, you could really have a future in this stuff. Your sincerity is so appealingly sexy.", "Andie: And your sexiness is so appealingly sincere.", "Pacey: You think I'm sexy, huh? What's so sexy about me?", "Andie: How smart you are. They lean in to kiss again and Joey sets down and clears her throat. Pacey looks irritated.", "Joey: Did you get a glimpse of Chris and Abby's smear campaign? This is exactly what I was worried about.", "Pacey: Why? We'll just hit them back harder. There's a whole chapter in my book on mud slinging.", "Andie: No, we are not stooping to their lows. Government is about balance and order. We can not let their petty ways use our (?).", "Pacey: I should write this stuff down.", "Joey: Don't you think we should at least fight back?", "Andie: And let Chris and Abby and the whole school know that we respond in an emotional knee-jerk fashion? What kind of message is that sending out to our voting constituants?", "Joey: Okay, forget fighting back...I think we should stand up for ourselves...I mean..", "Andie: Look, Joey, I know they got you, but let's not let them get the best of us. I mean those were just words. They carry no weight whatsoever. Now let's just look at our debate issues and figure out our gameplan. Winning will be our best revenge.", "Pacey: She won my vote a few bumper stickers ago. Cut to Jen putting on lipstick at a cosmetics store.", "Jen: Alright, Dawson. I've decided to take matters into my own hands and what you need is a regression sponsor.", "Dawson: A what sponsor?", "Jen: Somebody who can walk back into the steps of regressing your teen years.", "Dawson: Jen, I'm very humored by your own insight into how I am as a personal being but I am a teenager, okay? And I've got no driver's license to prove it. And regardless of any adult self-perception I might possess I still have to face all the trauma of being my age so I will respectfully decline your offer.", "Jen: Okay, alright. Resistance is expected. Dawson the whole reason that I brought you to this place is I figured we would just start with something simple. Do you remember when you were 10...and your mom wouldn't get you that candy bar that you really, really wanted? Didn't you ever just...swipe it?", "Dawson: No. Wha--What? You want me to steal something?", "Jen: We're not talking grand theft auto here. We're just talking a Snickers bar. Dawson shrugs declining.", "Jen: Dawson, every kid does it at least once. holds lipstick Put this in your pocket, Dawson.", "Dawson: No. No way.", "Jen: Dawson, c'mon. This is your symbolic candy bar.", "Dawson: Why is my symbolic candy bar Crimson Passion lipstick?", "Jen: Well because we might as well both benefit from your little for(?) adventure. Besides, look, that's not the point. What's important is that you experience the rush of walking out with it, Dawson.", "Dawson: It's an illegal rush that I don't have any interest in, okay?", "Jen: Dawson, you're overanalyzing again. Just take the said object and place it in your pocket. Dawson takes it. They walk out.", "Jen: Dawson, you actually did it! I didn't think you were capable!", "Dawson: That makes two of us.", "Jen: Don't you feel so...exhilirated?", "Dawson: Yeah...it's this amazing natural high.", "Jen: Alright, hand it over.", "Dawson: Naw, I'm the one who risked incarceration, I get to keep it. Jen looks at him.", "Dawson: What?", "Jen: Oh my God, you put it back, didn't you? You put it back, huh?", "Dawson: Look, Jen, I appreciate what you're trying to do but I like my perspective on life regardless of how middle-aged it might be.", "Jen: Okay, but how are you going to reach your audience with that perspective? Dawson, I've read your script, okay? Your hyper-awareness is disarming. You've got to start responding like an adolescent and stop hiding behind that psychology degree that you don't have.", "Dawson: What is wrong with being mature for my age?", "Jen: Because it's going to trap you, Dawson. Because you're going to wake up one morning and you're going to realize that the reason you're not growing is that you never allowed the process. There's a reason that we go from infancy to old age. Think about that. Cut to auditorium at high school. It's the candidates speeches.", "Kenny: Students that have a 3.5 GPA or higher should have only half a day of classes on Friday. Timelapse Andie's speech", "Andie: I believe my record of support and involvement of school activities fully qualifies me for student office. timelapse. Abby and Chris", "Chris: We're qualified...because we're one of you.", "Abby: We'll run the school like you want. timelapse. Andie and Joey.", "Joey: Unlike our opponents, we haven't lost sight on the issues in order to concentrate on malicious character attacks. timelapse", "Counselor: Next question - given the (?) nature of today's political climate... timelapse", "Abby: Listen, it's about trust. timelapse", "Andie: Let's talk issues. Walkmans in study hall. timelapse", "Kenny: Walkmans in study hall is a great idea. timelapse", "Chris: I'm mad for people.(?sentence?my vcr screwed up) I've probably partied with everyone here at least once. timelapse, everybody's standing out there.", "Abby: It all comes down to one simple question. Who do you want to run your class? Us...the geeks...or Little Miss Perky and the Convict's Daughter.", "Andie: That is so not a relevant issue, Abby.", "Abby: You would say that since no one here knows your background. Just to bring everyone up to speed on an issue that is relevant, Andie McPhee, your perspective president, has a mother who's about....one shock treatment away from a permanent residence in the looney bin!", "Joey: You know, for once Abby let's stick to the issues. Andie's personal life has no bearing on her ability to handle the job as sophomore class president.", "Abby: Uh, whatever. We have hard evidence that Andie's mother was responsible for the death of her older brother in a car crash less than a year ago. The fact of the matter is Monie(?) McPhee is a wacked out nut and we all know that mental illness is hereditary so you do the math.", "Counselor: Abby, that's quite enough.", "Abby: Hey I was just trying to assertain the truth for the safety of my fellow students. Andie...", "Andie: crying I.....um.....I..... She walks towards the door and then starts running. Pacey chases after her.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Cut to Joey running across campus to catch up with Jack.", "Joey: Hey.", "Jack: I can't find Andie. Have you seen her?", "Joey: You heard about the assembly?", "Jack: Yeah.", "Joey: Look I feel really stupid. Grilling you about your family...pressuring you for answers. I'm really sorry, Jack.", "Jack: Joey, I'm looking for my sister, not your sympathy.", "Joey: I haven't seen her since the debate.", "Jack: Great.", "Joey: Is there anything I can do to help?", "Jack: My family situation is complicated, Joey, alright? It's just not something I feel comfortable talking about so I'll see you later.", "Joey: No, Jack! Don't push me away okay? I want to help! Look, I've been through something like this with my own family and I understand.", "Jack: yelling Okay, don't you get it?! I didn't want to talk to you before and I don't now! God! Cut to Pacey walking down the deserted halls and he nears the Girl's Bathroom and opens the door slightly.", "Pacey: Andie? He shuts it again.", "Pacey: Alright, I'm coming in there and just so there's no confusion, I am a man so if there are any objections please speak now. He goes in.", "Pacey: Andie I know you're in here. He starts looking in the stalls.", "Pacey: Listen, there's a whole chapter in my book on what to do when scandal breaks. It's not such a big deal. I mean, you and I he spots her stall we can get through this. stands up So what do you say? opens the door revealing Andie curled up on the stool You and me Andie.", "Andie: Did you know it's exactly 60 feet 6 inches from pitching mound to home plate?", "Pacey: You okay, McPhee?", "Andie: Tim taught me that. He tried to teach me a curveball, too. Turns out I throw like a girl.", "Pacey: C'mon, let's get you outta here, Andie.", "Andie: Oh God, Pacey, I don't know. I mean, everybody knows about my mom and about Tim. How'm I supposed to go out there in the hall? I mean, everybody's going to look at me and they're all going to laugh.", "Pacey: They won't laugh at you, Andie. Everyone comes from a dysfunctional family. It's the 90s. The only happy families are in TV syndication.", "Andie: But it's all ruined. I mean, politics used to mean something. Now we've just become such a...lessened society.", "Pacey: Andie, this is high school. Trust me, me of all people, this will all blow over. Tomorrow everything goes back to normal.", "Andie: Normal? Oh, God. That's all I ever wanted. A normal family, with a normal life, balance and order, order and balance. But you know that just never exists. Not anywhere, not here. It's like this big false hope.", "Pacey: Hey. Don't you think you're being a little hard on yourself? Normal never existed. It never did.", "Andie: Hm. Wow. Look at me. I'm a mess. I'm a total and complete mess. I hate this. I really hate this. She throws Pacey's book at the mirror and then walks out of the bathroom. Mitch's apartment.", "Mitch: Dawson.", "Dawson: Hey dad.", "Mitch: Look. pointing to chair Can you believe somebody threw this out? The thing's an antique. Thought maybe I could clean it up a little...sell it.", "Dawson: Brought your mail.", "Mitch: Thanks. You didn't have to do that.", "Dawson: I know. Thought I'd stop by...say hi...see what was new if anything.", "Mitch: Mom told you, didn't she?", "Dawson: No, I saw it for myself. Not the main attraction, just the previews.", "Mitch: So, uh, it's complicated and, um, actually I don't know exactly how comfortable I am talking to you about this.", "Dawson: No problem. It's totally fine. I just want to let you know that I'm okay with it. I mean, it's fine if you want to stay over every once in awhile. It won't mess up my head. If you're worried about that. I mean, I know that reconciliation has to restrain and (?).", "Mitch: There is no reconciliation, Dawson. It was a slip. A sx slip, and a mistake and it won't happen again.", "Dawson: Now I don't understand.", "Mitch: Well, it just, we fell back into what was comfortable and easy and used it to cover our problems.", "Dawson: It helped your problems.", "Mitch: No. No, it worsened them. 'Cause I realized that it's insane to keep taking the same action expecting a different result. I mean, it changes nothing. It's the action that must change. Cut to Jen's house. Jen is looking through her closet and Dawson is behind her talking.", "Dawson: You were right. I do have perception disorder.", "Jen: What brought this on?", "Dawson: Let's just say, I'm geared to respond to life in a certain way and you say I don't respond like a typical adolescent, and you're right, I don't, but emotionally, I do. I always have. I am very much my age emotionally, maybe even younger. And my feelings are in constant conflict with my overachieving self-aware brain and it's just a constant battle. And that's what's driving me crazy. Am I making any sense?", "Jen: Completely.", "Dawson: Okay, thank God. So I keep on waiting for my feelings to catch up so maybe I can finally grow up so I can finally get over Joey or accept that my parents may or may not work things out, but I think I have it backwards. In order to change my feelings I first have to change my actions because that's the only way somebody can change how they feel.", "Jen: You're too smart for your own good, Dawson.", "Dawson: Right now I feel incredibly stupid.", "Jen: Is there anything I can do to help or I dunno..", "Dawson: Yeah...I think I need a sponsor. I need to go out and engage in some incredibly appropriate teenage behavior.", "Jen: Well, that sounds like something right up my alley. Anything you had in mind?", "Dawson: Just something nonsensical..really spontaneous...the good, the bad, the ugly, you are the expert I will follow your lead.", "Jen: Well, you know what? By all means, Dawson, let the rebelry begin. Cut to Andie's house. Andie is rocking in a rocking chair staring out the window in her room. Jack comes in.", "Jack: I finally got Mom to bed. Andie doesn't say anything.", "Jack: It really scares her to see you so upset. Look, Andie, it hasn't been an easy year for any of us, but we all do what we have to to hold it together...to cope. Andie still just sits there.", "Jack: Your highs and lows have been becoming really intense lately.", "Andie: I'm fine, Jack.", "Jack: No, you're not fine, Andie! I mean one minute you're laughing and the next you're in tears!", "Andie: Please just leave me alone, okay?", "Jack: I think maybe it's time you went back to your medication.It's easier for you and for everyone.", "Andie: I said I'm alright, okay? I just had a rough day. I mean, I don't need any medication. Jack just sits there.", "Andie: I'm fine. Jack gets up and leaves.* Cut to Dawson and Jen running through the woods laughing. Dawson is holding toilet paper.", "Dawson: Slow down, slow down! We just TPed Mr. Milos house! I've always wanted to do that!", "Jen: And now you have! See and very well I might add. looks at toilet paper Aside from the fact that you forgot to drop the evidence. Dawson throws it into the woods.", "Dawson: Alright, so that's a rebellious 13 I would say, so what next?", "Jen: You ready for something really bold?", "Dawson: I am up for anything.", "Jen: Anything?", "Dawson: Abso--well, what did you have in mind?", "Jen: Drop your pants.", "Dawson: What?", "Jen: Well, I just mean, you can't very well go skinny dipping with your clothes on.", "Dawson: Skinnydipping? Jen, do you know how cold the water is?", "Jen: Oh, I mean, if you're to embarressed about...", "Dawson: I'm not embarressed! I'm just...you think I wouldn't do it, don't you?", "Jen: No.", "Dawson: Well, I'm not going alone.", "Jen: Dawson, I never intended for you to do it alone. She starts getting undressed and Dawson turns around.", "Dawson: Oh my god, you're serious.", "Jen: Mm-hm. Completely.", "Dawson: Maybe we should think about this. I mean, what if somebody walks by? You know? Jen just laughs and throws her bra over Dawson's shoulder as a tease. She runs and jumps in the water.", "Dawson: Jen you're...", "Jen: Naked? And all wet. Dawson, come on in, the water's great. Jen laughs Dawson stands up behind a bush and a tree.", "Jen: Dawson is that a tree branch or are you just happy to see me?", "Dawson: It's fine now turn around!", "Jen: Alright, I am.", "Dawson: Here I come! Dawson runs and jumps in.", "Dawson: This used to be my worst nightmare.", "Jen: Oh, thanks a lot, swimming naked with me used to be your worst nightmare. They start splashing each other. Jen's laughing.", "Jen: Okay, Dawson, stop. Truce. Dawson just starts splashing harder. timelapse", "Jen: Let me ask you something.", "Dawson: Yeah?", "Jen: Nightmares aside have you ever dreamt about me?", "Dawson: Yeah. Well, I mean, everyone I know has crept into my dreams at one point or another.", "Jen: No...I mean...have you ever woken up...sweating?", "Dawson: What?", "Jen: Blanket in a little pup tent?", "Dawson: You first. Have you dreamt about me that way?", "Jen: Possibly. They kiss", "Jen: Dawson.", "Dawson: What?", "Jen: Crossing the line.", "Dawson: The line? You don't want? I thought you wanted this Jen. You've hinted...imply offered.", "Jen: I know, Dawson...it's just..", "Dawson: I was taking your advice. You know, you don't think...do. Just something really spontaneous.", "Jen: I'm glad that you've embraced the philosophy, you know? It's just that we're finally friends now and I don't want to mess that up. I thought I'd take your lead on this one...hoping that different actions might create different results.", "Dawson: So the different action is taking no action?", "Jen: No, the different action is being your friend.", "Dawson: Like Joey was my friend?", "Jen: There's lots of ways to be someone's friend Dawson. We'll just have to figure that out. They start splashing each other again Cut to school. Chris and Abby are on the announcements..", "Chris: I brought the Eastern Championship to Capeside now I approach my presidency with the same drive. So let's face the facts...there's only one true choice here.", "Abby: Remember..do you really want those other losers running your school?", "Joey: Andie, we can walk out right now. I mean, there's still dignity in resigning.", "Andie: No, I'm fine. I can do this.", "Abby: So get off your butts and vote Chris and Abby, you'll enjoy the ride. She turns the announcement mic off.", "Abby: It's as locked up as Joey's father. Schedule says the Coo-Coo Bird and the Convict's Daughter are up next.", "Andie: I can do this.", "Joey: Ready? Andie nods. Joey pushes the button to turn the mic on. Andie can't say anything.", "Andie: I can't do this, I'm sorry. I just can't.", "Abby: Gosh, I hope it wasn't something I said. It was all in the name of good ol' fashioned politics.", "Chris: I'm going to go kiss some babes.", "Abby: It's babies you idiot.", "Chris: My way's a lot more fun. Pacey sighs and walks towards the chair in front of the mic.", "Pacey: Abby...so what's the deal here? he hits the mic 'on' button so the whole school can hear the conversation Why are you slumming as vice-president for that guy when you are so obviously the brains behind this campaign?", "Abby: I'll let you in on a little secret there, sport. I'm just using that walking pen1s for his popularity and ultimately, I'll destroy him. Cut to Dawson and Jen's reaction when they hear this.", "Abby: (cont.) Just like I destroyed your little girlfriend. It's just so easy. And victory's so much sweeter when you have to walk on other people to get it. laughs I'm going to rule this school. And you and all those other halfwits are too stupid to stop me.", "Pacey: Yeah, you're probably right, I mean, I'm so stupid that I didn't know that when I pressed this button on this little thing that your annoying nasal whine was broadcast over this entire school. Oh no, wait a minute, that's exactly what I meant to do, sorry! My bad. to Kenny School's yours, pal.", "Kenny: Yes! Cut to Dawson's house.", "Gail: Careful honey, I just mopped the floor it might still be a little damp.", "Dawson: Okay.", "Gail: Oh, if you want a snack, I made oatmeal cookies, and a cake.", "Dawson: Alright.", "Gail: Oh, will you look at this? There are dust bunnies the size of small children on this windowsil.", "Dawson: Mom, what are these?", "Gail: Um....divorce papers. Your father had me served this morning.", "Dawson: Are you okay?", "Gail: Uh, yeah. I'll be alright, honey. I'm moving on. Cut to the Icehouse. Joey's locking up and Jack walks up behind her.", "Jack: Can I walk you home?", "Joey: Sure.", "Jack: Joey, I owe you an apoligy. I mean, it's been a tough couple of days. I know that's no excuse for me acting like an ass.", "Joey: I wanted to be there for you, Jack....but you kind of shoved me off.", "Jack: Yeah, well, when things get rough I tend to go on (?), you know, protect the family, nobody else matters. It's kind of second nature.", "Joey: I understand, it's just...I wish you'd let me help you.", "Jack: Joey, um, I can't allow myself the luxury of opening up. I mean, with my brother gone and my father missing in action. My mother and my sister they depend on me, you know? To be the rock. And I don't know. Sometimes I feel like...I can't even explain it. It's like my whole life is one big secret.", "Joey: You know, when my mom was dying...I had this friend who was amazing, and you know, a lot of times...I didn't feel like talking and you know, we would just sit, sometimes for hours and never say a word, and you know what? It helped. It did because being in the same place I knew that everything was going to be okay. And towards the end when things got really bad, he would just reach out and hold my hand. She reaches for Jack's hand. Cut to Andie's house. Andie is in the bathroom and she's been crying. The phone rings.", "Andie: Hello....Hey Pacey...Yeah um...I'm feeling a lot better now. she opens the cabinet and you see a medicine bottle No..um, tonight? she reaches for the bottle I don't think so. she opens it and puts some in her hand Yeah, it's not a good time...Yeah, I'll be back to my old self tomorrow though...I promise...okay....bye. she gets a glass of water and takes the medicine. Cut to Jen's house.", "Jen: Dawson, what are you doing here?", "Dawson: Um..my parents are getting divorced. I just needed to talk to my sponsor. I'm in a bit of a quandry. All this perception and psychobabble has left me with quite a dilemma. And what do I do with this news? I knew it was over, you know? I mean all the signs pointed to it. I just...kept hoping that it wouldn't go there. But they have. So now, um, do I have a self aware adult reaction to it or should I allow myself to feel the hurt and the shock that a kid in my position would feel? You know...I-I...which should win here? My head or my heart? My emotions or my brain? What'll win out?", "Jen: What always wins out Dawson? Dawson? He starts crying.", "Jen: C'mere.", "Dawson: Thanks for being here.", "Jen: Thanks for letting me." ]	Dawson's Creek	02x09	The Election	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_02x10.json	[ "Epic tryouts for Dawson's new movie prompt a steamy dialogue between him and Jen that could recast her role in his love life. Jack poses nude for Joey's art project, which prompts an intimate moment between the two of them. Pacey sets out to give Andie her dream date and to make their night truly memorable. Andie collects her anti-anxiety medication and lies to Pacey that it's for her mother." ]	[ "\"High Risk Behavior\"", "CAST", "Dawson: James Van Der Beek", "Joey: Katie Holmes", "Pacey: Joshua Jackson", "Jen: Michelle Williams", "Andie: Meredith Monroe", "ALSO STARRING", "Gail: Mary-Margaret Humes", "Mitch: John Wesely Shipp", "Grams: Mary Beth Piel", "Bessie: Nina Repeta", "Abby: Monica Kenna", "Dawson's room: Focus on Pacey's face, which is staring intensely at someone...unseen at the moment.", "Pacey: I can't believe you're saying this. I mean, after all these years of hiding behind high-brow analytical posturing. Cut to Dawson's face. Intense as Pacey's.", "Dawson: I'm saying it. pause I love you. I know it's nonsensical.", "Pacey: Nonsensical? It's insane. We've known each other for 15 years and you couldn't find another time to freudian-slip this cat out of the bag?!", "Dawson: with complete honesty I've wanted to! So many times. You have no idea how long I've been wrestling internally with the psychological repercussions of my feelings.", "Pacey: stares down as if he's overwhelmed I need time to process this. I mean, my electrical synapses are on overload here. My brain is telling me one thing but my heart, it says another. It's telling me that I should consider the unequivical, highly irrational, possibly damaging, proposition...with deep feeling, looking into Dawson's eyes of loving you back.", "Dawson: Wait. leans in like he's going to kiss Pacey but quickly turns and reaches for some papers on his bed glancing over them You missed a line. You forgot 'hypnotically scarred'.", "Pacey: So if you want it done right, then you get an actor. I'm not exactly comfortable playing the girl here.", "Dawson: So what do you think? Think it would make a good movie?", "Pacey: You're writing too many syllables. I mean, what's with all the psychobabble insight? How many teenagers do you know that talk like that?", "Dawson: Grumbles, aside, do you think it would make a good movie?", "Pacey: Yeah...thinking..yeah..however, you did make Joey a little on the angry side, even for her.", "Dawson: It's not Joey.", "Pacey: Right. sarcastic That's not Joey, the guy's not you, and you're not disecting you two's relationship on the page just like every other narcissistic writer through history.", "Dawson: sighs Just tell me what you think.", "Pacey: I think it's dark. It's obtuse. It's very un-Dawson Leery.", "Dawson: Thank you. he gets up from his chair by the bed and walks over by his desk This is the first time I've been able to write something that's not just plot-driven but emotionally driven.", "Pacey: Congratulations. Revolving as an artist.", "Dawson: It's about time I took some risks, you know? Ride the edge a little.", "Pacey: Well, if that's the case, I do have one note.", "Dawson: hesitantly looks over at Pacey Which is?", "Pacey: I mean, why don't they have sx? I know you and Joey never did in real life but this is a film. You can write it any way you want. You know? Take the risky plunge.", "Dawson: Ah-ha! See, I have. Pacey looks skeptical.", "Dawson: (cont.) How many movies have you seen where a bunch of horny teenagers just...go at it like rabbits? I mean, that's the safe choice. Pacey laughs.", "Dawson: The riskier, edgier choice is to have them not do it.", "Pacey: Only you take your virginal insecurities and fear of deflowerment and turn them into \"risky, edgy behavior.\"", "Dawson: Oh yeah, I have no problem being a virgin, alright? I'm sorry if my confidence in my convictions is discombobulates you. Pacey stares out in bewilderment.", "Pacey: Dis-com-bob-u-late. How many syllables is that? Dawson throws his script at Pacey* Cut to Capeside High's frontyard.", "OVERVOICE OF JEN: Hey. We're holding auditions for a movie today. Hope you can make it. Cut to Dawson coming out holding a stack of papers heading towards...Jen.", "Dawson: Hey!", "Jen: Hey, you!", "Dawson: So how's interest? Are we going to have a turnout?", "Jen: Um, as a first-time producer...my instincts tell me that we're going to have a huge turn-out, Dawson. Dawson smiles Jen hands a guy a flier", "Jen: to the guy Hey, we're having auditions for a movie today. Come on by, alright?", "Dawson: You're such a natural. You're so good at this.", "Jen: laughs Well, thanks. Don't expect too much. I mean, I'm no Joey.", "Dawson: Well, hey, she had no experience either when she first started. You're going to be good. I have the up-most confidence in you.", "Jen: Well, thank you. Mr. Writer/Director.", "Dawson: laughs pointing at a guy Hey, be sure to give a flier to James Lowing, he'd be perfect for the lead.", "Jen: Ew.", "Dawson: Ew? Jen, he's like the classic, leading guy. He's kind, he's funny...he's self-effacing, he's Jimmy Stewart meets Tom Hanks.", "Jen: Yeah, and about as sexy as a bucket, Dawson.", "Dawson: Alright..", "Jen: pointing to a dark-haired man with a mustache Now, Dave Fachelli, that's the leading man.", "Dawson: Excuse me?", "Jen: Yeah, he's like dark and brooding and Ray Liotta...", "Dawson: Sewer rat. I don't get it...no way.", "Jen: I'm just saying he's got a certain...appeal.", "Dawson: So?", "Jen: I mean, people don't always go to the movies to see their kind, sweet next-door neighbor. They go to see that slightly dangerous guy that they desperately want to sleep with but never will in real life. Sexy will always win out over nice. pause I'm just saying everyone casts Tom Hanks, you know? Try and make the less obvious choice. turning to another person with a flier Hey, movie auditions today. She walks off. Cut to Pacey entering the halls of Capeside High. He heads straight for Andie and holds a sheet in front of her.", "Pacey: clears throat", "Andie: Hey! reading the paper What's this?", "Pacey: The results of Pacey Witter's HIV test.", "Andie: You got tested?", "Pacey: You told me to.", "Andie: But you argued with me.", "Pacey: Andie, I always argue with you. It doesn't mean I don't listen.", "Andie: And...?", "Pacey: And it's negative! Which is positive in my book.", "Andie: Congratulations. I'm proud of you. Getting tested was...very responsible of you. Just don't think that now that we got tested we're going to....you know.", "Pacey: acting clueless What?", "Andie: frustrated You know...", "Pacey: No, I have no idea what you're talking about.", "Andie: Okay, uhm, you know, we haven't been very, uhm, lowers her voice physical, or anything and I'm not opposed to us becoming more...lowers again intimate, but I just want you to know that everything has a perfect place and time.", "Pacey: I didn't get tested to engage in uninhibited scrumping with you. I got tested for me. I don't want to jump in the sack with you.", "Andie: Oh. Why not, exactly? Do you not find me attractive?", "Pacey: Of course I find you attractive, Andie.", "Andie: But you don't want to?", "Pacey: Do you want to?", "Andie: Well, I asked you.", "Pacey: Well, I'm asking you back.", "Andie: You first.", "Pacey: I'd like to scrump with you any day of the week, okay? But we've got all the time in the world. There's no need to rush anything.", "Andie: Okay, I hear you and I concur.", "Pacey: Good.", "Andie: Good....but if it were the right time and place, you would want to, right?", "Pacey: Oh, hell yes!", "Andie: Alright. 'Til then.", "Pacey: Until.. Cut to Dawson handing out fliers by a picnic table where Joey is sitting at drawing.", "Dawson: Hey.", "Joey: Hey.", "Dawson: holding fliers Movie auditions.", "Joey: motioning to drawing Art class.", "Dawson: notices her drawing of a man..naked. I see you've graduated from fruit bowls.", "Joey: We're doing life-sketching...nude models...so..we're supposed to see the human form, a mass of lines and shadows.", "Dawson: Really?", "Joey: I'm working on it.", "Dawson: And he does poses for you?", "Joey: Yeah.", "Dawson: Don't you find that uncomfortable? Just sitting in a room with some guy completely in the buff right in front of you?", "Joey: No..", "Dawson: Does he like talk or anything?", "Joey: Oh, yeah. He sings, tells jokes, does a little softshoe. No, he doesn't talk, Dawson. He's a model. He sits there. He just takes breaks every now and then.", "Dawson: And Little Joey Potter doesn't blush?", "Joey: No.", "Dawson: Not even a little?", "Joey: Maybe a little...", "Dawson: raises eyebrows Just a little?", "Joey: knowing he's figured her out Okay, I've broken 12 pencils Dawson laughs", "Joey: BUT it's getting better. You'd be surprised, Dawson. I'm changing. I'm not Little Joey Potter anymore.", "Dawson: No, you're certainly not. Cut to Joey looking off in a distance to...Jen handing a flier to Chris.", "Jen: Auditions...come please... Back to Joey and Dawson.", "Joey: Jen's your producer? looking slightly irritated", "Dawson: Yeah...yeah, you're busy.", "Joey: looking at her art So what's your movie about?", "Dawson: hesitates. Um, young boy...comes of age...in a small town... Joey nods", "Joey: Well, good luck with it, Dawson.", "Dawson: Thank you, thank you! Gotta go! Time is money. Dawson takes off as Joey stares after him. Cut to inside the halls. Chris walks up to Abby.", "Chris: Hey! Are you going to audition for Dawson's movie?", "Abby: Participate in Dawson Leery's lame home video project? Doubtful. Why? Are you?", "Chris: I was thinking about it. I got the audition piece so I was looking through it. He's got financing. He's going to do the festival circuit. It would be an opportunity for some Hollywood-type exposure.", "Abby: Yeah, right! Are you have delusions of Brad Pitt-itis?", "Chris: I think I would make a good actor, actually. And actors get action, and I foresee a non-stop party. I was thinking maybe you and I could read together.", "Abby: You and me?", "Chris: Yeah, c'mon! We'd have some serious chemistry. Come on. Audition with me.", "Abby: Celebrate(?) elsewhere. I couldn't be less interested. She walks into the girl's bathroom. Cut to Joey back at her picnic table, Jack walks up behind her with a shake, looking at her drawing.", "Jack: Wow! Joey turns quickly noticing him then covers up her drawing.", "Joey: Don't look.", "Jack: Come on, I've seen a naked guy before, Joey.", "Joey: Yeah, but not drawn with the talent of a second grader, trust me.", "Jack: C'mon. Joey still covers it up. he starts tickling her Let me see it! Let me see it!", "Joey: Nooo. Jack looks at it.", "Jack: Wow. It's a good use of light and dark, especially around the side. I mean, it's very dramatic. Shading is excellent.", "Joey: in disbelief Really?", "Jack: Yeah. Lines are strong. Uh, everything seems to be in...proportion. Uh, you did a real nice job reaching up to point, he accidentily knocks his shake all over Joey's drawing, ruining it.", "Jack: Joey! Oh God! I'm sorry, Joey! I'm sorry! I'm sorry.", "Joey: I gotta go. She grabs her ruined drawing and leaves Cut to auditions, a girl with long red hair and huge eyes is auditioning. She is wayyy over-acting.", "Girl: I can't believe you're saying this. After all these years of high brow, analytical posturing. Cut to a football player with red hair, auditioning with no acting talent whatsoever.", "Guy: I love you....I know it's nonsensical. Cut to a blonde cheerleader reading the script really ditzy-like and it looks like she's chewing gum.", "Girl: Nonsensical? It's insane! We've known each other for 15 years. Cut to a shot of Dawson and Jen looking irritated and tired.", "Girl: (cont.) Somewhere in there you couldn't find the time to voice fades out.. Cut to a curly-haired guy auditioning with glasses, putting way too much feeling into it.", "Guy: I've wanted to. So many times. But you have no idea how long I've wrestled internally with the psychological repercussions... Cut to a blond pierced guy just standing there not saying anything. Then cut to a girl crying, putting too much emotion into her role. More frustrated shots of Dawson and Jen. A girl with glasses just stares out blankly then widens her eyes.", "OVERVOICE (Football guy from earlier): You have no idea how long I've been wrestling internally with the psychological reproductions. Cut to Dawson and Jen. Dawson is looking at Jen in disbelief. Back to stage where Football Guy and Cheerleader are reading together.", "Cheerleader: But my heart says something different. That I should consider the unequivical, possibly damaging her voice turns into an overvoice as you see another girl laughing at the script and a guy coughing during his audition, then it cuts back to them. highly irritional, hypnotically scarring, proposition of loving you back. She looks at the football guy chewing her gum like a ditz.", "Guy: long pause Cool. Cut to an extremely frustrated Dawson and Jen. Cut to Capeside High where we're at Joey's locker when Jack walks up.", "Jack: Listen, I'm sorry. Uh, can you save it? Joey looks at him and reaches into her locker and pulls out a picture that justs looks like a blur of charcoal on it.", "Jack: Oh, God. I'm sorry. Look, can I do anything? What?", "Joey: There's nothing you can do, Jack. It's due Thursday. I'm already the youngest and least experienced in the class and now I'm going to show up with an incomplete assignment.", "Jack: Can you redraw it?", "Joey: Not from memory. I mean, this is a nude man, Jack. I can't just recall it from thin air. pulling out drawing and looking at it The pose, the composition, the light, the shadows.You can't just recreate that.", "Jack: Um thinking, let me pose for ya.", "Joey: What?", "Jack: Yeah, no, I'm serious. Let me pose for you. No big deal.", "Joey: in disbelief You want to pose for me...naked.", "Jack: Uh huh...yeah.", "Joey: slowly putting the drawing back in her locker and shutting it Let me think about that...uh, no.", "Jack: Okay, uh, what happens if you don't turn it in?", "Joey: Look, I get an F, not to mention embarressment and feelings of tremendous inadequacy.", "Jack: Alright, then that's it, I'll pose it for you.", "Joey: No, you're not.", "Jack: 'Fraid about seeing me naked?", "Joey: Ah, the \"Joey's a prude\" tactic. Clever, but wrong.", "Jack: Alright, then what is it? Are you scared it might get sexual or something?", "Joey: Believe it or not, Jack, not every moment with you is sexually charged. Sorry.", "Jack: Well, then, there should be no problem. C'mon, I feel awful about this and I don't want you to fail your first art project because of me so let me help you.", "Joey: You're serious, aren't you?", "Jack: I'm dead serious. I have a huge deal about things like this. So don't feel weird, I don't.", "Joey: I don't know, Jack. I don't know if this is a good thing for us.", "Jack: Strictly professional, okay? C'mon, Joey. This is your art.", "Joey: Well, I guess the male form is just the male form...", "Jack: Good, it's settled. I'll come by your house tomorrow around 7....Yeah... Jack walks off as Joey looks off after him. Cut to Capeside, a store. Andie is at the pharmacy.", "Pharmacist: There ya go, Miss.", "Andie: Thank you.", "Pharmacist: Be careful with the dosage, I put a pamphlet in there for you.", "Andie: I'm familiar with the drug, thank you. She turns around to find Pacey. She holds the bag behind her back.", "Pacey: Hello, McPhee, what's shakin'?", "Andie: Hey, Pacey! Hi...", "Pacey: Whatcha got in the bag?", "Andie: Uh..nothing. He takes it from her and looks in it and takes out the bottle.", "Andie: Pacey, please. Give it back. He starts reading the bottle.", "Pacey: 'Andrea McPhee, take two tablets a day, as directed. ZanX, 20mg.' ZanX, um, that's for severe depression and anxiety, right? It's like Prozac so...", "Andie: Uh, it's my mom's. We have the same first name. Andrea. Pacey remembers and regrets mentioning it.", "Pacey: Yeah..yeah..", "Andie: Please, Pacey, she's getting better.", "Pacey: I'm really sorry. I didn't know.", "Andie: It's okay.", "Pacey: You're such a good daughter.", "Andie: What are you doin' here?", "Pacey: Nothing, um, just picking up some stuff.", "Andie: In the, uh, condom section?", "Pacey: fake laughs I had no idea! Andie makes a 'yeah right' face.", "Pacey: How odd. You don't think this is a sign, do you? Like the love gods are trying to help us out..", "Andie: No, I think that would be you.", "Pacey: I'm just engaging in a little innuendo hoping that someday it will lead to something a little more tangible.", "Andie: Hey, I'm all for discovery the...physical side of Pacey Witter, I just don't know that I'm entirely prepared yet.", "Pacey: Well, hey handing her condoms, be prepared.", "Andie: Hey. Designed for that woman's extra pleasure. Yeah...how would they know?", "Pacey: Maybe they're designed by women.", "Andie: Oh. Good point. So, uh, should we get some?", "Pacey: surprised What?", "Andie: Well, you're right. We should be prepared. In case that mood strikes and we'll be ready.", "Pacey: Are you being serious?", "Andie: Yeah, we might as well have them on stand by. I mean, we can be adults about this..", "Pacey: You're serious.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Cut to Abby and Chris auditioning.", "Abby: Isn't there anyone else I can read with?", "Dawson: Abby, we're short on time. If you could just start on page 3, that'd be great.", "Chris: Sure, Dawson, but can I just ask a quick question?", "Dawson: What is it, Chris?", "Chris: I just...I don't understand why they don't ever do it. I mean, you have all the hot foreplay stuff, but they never hook up.", "Dawson: Right. Well, your character believes that sometimes true love goes behind that that's merely physical.", "Chris: See, yeah, that's just the part I don't get.", "Abby: Yeah, Dawson, I think you should rethink that part. It's a little petty.", "Jen: Okay, you know what, guys? Why don't we just keep moving?", "Chris: I've wanted to. So many times. You have no idea how long I've wrestled with the psychological repercussions of my feelings.", "Abby: I need some time to process here. My electrocal synapses are on overload. My brain says one thing but my heart says something else. That I should consider the unequivical, possibly damaging, highly irrational, hypnotically scarring, proposition of loving you back.", "Chris: Wait. He pulls Abby in for a deep kiss and she struggles and pulls away.", "Abby: What the hell was that you loveneck freak?!", "Chris: A kiss. It was in the script.", "Abby: That was your tongue in my mouth.", "Chris: Sorry, I was just getting into the role.", "Abby: You were trying to get into my pants. God, I'm going to be sick. She rushes out and Chris stands there before taking a bow.", "Chris: Shall I continue?", "Jen: That'll be all, thank you. Cut to Pacey and Andie walking out of the store", "Andie: I've put lots of fantasy thought into this, and I want my first time to be special. You know, the perfect evening. Like, dinner at a French restaurant, a romantic after-dinner stroll by the dock, and then onto a nice historic bed and breakfast.", "Pacey: A bed and breakfast?", "Andie: It's my fantasy, go with it. Lavender candles...and, uh, Sinatra, or somebody equally as old-style and romantic.", "Pacey: Ok. Schedule in bathroom breaks, or does the poor guy have to hold it all evening?", "Andie: Ok, I'm sorry, but deciding to lose my virginity is a huge deal, ok? I mean, I didn't hold onto it for 16 years just to lose it in one drunk fleeting moment in some skanky back seat of a late model american car, ok?", "Pacey: Damn! Somebody's leaking all my best lovemaking secrets.", "Andie: It's just that... I'm going to remember this for the rest of my life, and I just think that if we put a little planning into it, to ensure that it's worth remembering, it would be really nice.", "Pacey: I know how important the first time is. Believe me, of all people, I know. And I know with my tainted past, I might not be the most likely of candidates, but if and when you do decide it's the right time for you, I'd really like to be the one that helps to make it a memorable evening.", "Andie: Well, when you talk like that, it makes me want to jump you.", "Pacey: Oh, really?", "Andie: Yes. Cut to the place where auditions for Dawson's movie were.", "Dawson: It's just so frustrating to have this dream of making this movie, and actually get the money to make the movie, and then realizing that it still might not happen.", "Jen: Just like in the script.", "Dawson: What do you mean?", "Jen: I mean, you and Joey. You're in love with her for 15 years, and then when you're just about to have her, you lose her. Tragic.", "Dawson: The script is not about Joey.", "Jen: Dawson, give me a break. It reads like an autobiography. It's funny. I thought that... We had something, too, but... even with my flair for the dramatic, my role has been reduced to the first act.", "Dawson: Jen, you were important to me. You know that.", "Jen: Was I?", "Dawson: Absolutely. More than you know.", "Jen: Then I, I want to ask you something, Dawson. Since we're friends and all, um... what did you like about me?", "Dawson: What did I like about you? We have fun together... you know... I mean, you...you open me up to stuff. Skinny-dipping didn't suck. You know, you were... you were sexy.", "Jen: Were?", "Dawson: Are. Are.", "Jen: You know, I think that Chris and Abby are right about your script. I think that the 2 young lovers should do it.", "Dawson: standing up frustrated It's about romance, not sx.", "Jen: Who says that sx can't be romantic, Dawson? Come on. I mean, look at your target audience.", "Dawson: I wanted to make the less obvious choice.", "Jen: That's funny when you think about it.", "Dawson: What?", "Jen: Just that, if you hadn't gone for such an obvious choice of girl, maybe the ending to your script would have been a little less obvious. Dawson thinks as we cut to Joey's house as she sets out her art stuff.", "Jack: I'm coming out. he stands as she doesn't look at him Um... Jack McPhee reporting for duty. Where--where do you want me?", "Joey: still not looking at him Um, you could, uh, sit on the couch or, or the chair. Or you could stand, or I could move.", "Jack: Uh, why don't I just take the couch?", "Joey: Ok.", "Jack: You know, Joey, if--if you're uncomfortable at all, I--I can, you know, keep the towel on for a while, Just until we get loosened up. You know, you can kind of sketch around... it.", "Joey: Jack, I'm fine. You know, whatever.", "Jack: Uh, ok. He starts taking the towel off", "Joey: You know what? You're probably right. Maybe--maybe the towel is a good idea. I mean, it'll give me a chance to concentrate on the... the top part. Jack puts it back on and lays on the couch", "Jack: Oh, deja vu. This is just like that scene from Titanic. He laughs", "Joey: Oh, right. Yeah. Except I'm Jack and... you're Rose.", "Jack: Role reversal. I like it. he notices her nervousness Look, Joey, if you're not gonna make it, we can stop this at any time.", "Joey: You know, um... maybe if we just didn't talk. Um, the model in class kinda just sat and stared out the window. And, you know, since we are just... starting to get to know each other, I just... I'll admit it has made me slightly uncomfortable.", "Jack: Well...just imagine how comfortable we're gonna be around each other after tonight. She stares at her just started drawing and stops.", "Joey: You know, Jack, um... I can't do this. You know, I just don't think this is a good idea. I mean, I tried to be adult about this, and not behave like little Joey Potter, but the truth is, you know, I'm really not that experienced with... Um, a lot of things. And I really don't think I could handle seeing you naked right now, so if you could probably just get dressed and go home, that would...", "Jack: What about your sketch?", "Joey: Yeah, I'll figure out some way to fudge it.", "Jack: Are you sure?", "Joey: Yes, I'm sure! She accidentily knocks her easel over and Jack gets up to catch it and his towel falls off. Joey stares at 'it' for a second then looks away.", "Jack: Well, um... might as well stay now.", "Joey: Um timelapse", "Jack: So, uh...how's it look?", "Joey: thinking he's referring to something else \"It\"? noticing what he's referring to Oh, it's coming along fine. I'm sorry.", "Jack: And how you doing?", "Joey: Surprisingly well. You know, no sign of heart failure, so... it's actually...it's ok. It feels kind of...", "Jack: Natural?", "Joey: Um...sort of. It's more like an accomplishment. I know, this is something that most people would just assume that Joey could not do.", "Jack: Why is that?", "Joey: I mean, you see how I live. I don't get out much, and... I guess my life just seems kind of plain sometimes.", "Jack: Does that bother you?", "Joey: Um...yeah, sometimes. A good thing that I've discovered about this whole art thing is that it allows me to take chances, you know? I mean, this here is risky. Art is risky 'cause...you know, every time I draw or paint or take a class, I just... I feel like I'm doing something special. You know, just for me. Does that make sense?", "Jack: It feels dangerous.", "Joey: Yeah. Yeah. Why is that?", "Jack: Art is about a world of uncertainty, And that makes it scary.", "Joey: And what scares you?", "Jack: sx. Cut to Jen seeing Dawson out walking the docks. She goes out to join him. Cut to Pacey and Andie eating in a restaurant. Cut back to Jack and Joey", "Joey: First time anxiety?", "Jack: Oh, no, no! I'm not a virgin.", "Joey: slightly disappointed* Oh. So, um... have you done it a lot?", "Jack: Well, I've done it a total of, uh...once. CUT TO Jen and Dawson.", "Dawson: All I know is I'm really lucky to have you for a friend. I never could have gotten through those horrifically epic auditions today.", "Jen: It's my job.", "Dawson: No, that's above and beyond the call of duty. You must have heard those lines read so many times you have the whole thing committed to memory.", "Jen: Well, the good thing is, if you get really desperate, I could always play your leading lady.", "Dawson: Maybe you should have.", "Jen: Should have what?", "Dawson: Been my leading lady.", "Jen: You think?", "Dawson: Sometimes. Too much of the time. Cut to Jack and Joey", "Joey: Was it scary?", "Jack: Yeah.", "Joey: Don't feel bad. I mean, I haven't done it at all, and it terrifies me from afar, so...", "Jack: You know, it's not just that it was scary. I mean, that was part of it, but...I don't know, it's...it's hard to describe. You know, I'm not really that good at expressing myself. You know, I...I guess you found my...social flaw.", "Joey: Could you try? Cut back to Jen and Dawson", "Jen: I know you've got this notion that if you-- if you don't let your characters act on their desires, then you're making a stronger, riskier choice, but that's not real life.", "Dawson: But it's so obvious. I mean that... the story is much stronger if the characters resist their lust.", "Jen: But it's not real. True love is always fueled by lust, and people who care that much about each other will sooner or later end up having sx. Even people who don't care that much. And besides, this is 1998. sx is always a risky choice. I just don't happen to believe that it's an obvious one. I think that intent and motive is what makes sx so interesting, Dawson. I mean, why do 2 people have sx? Ok, uh, so they're in love. That's obvious. Who cares? But they're in lust. Slightly more interesting. They're hurting over someone. They're in pain. Trying to forget someone. They're in denial. They're looking for a distraction. All of a sudden, sx has just become very interesting and not the obvious choice at all. Maybe you should think about a rewrite, Dawson. You've still got time. Cut back to Jack and Joey", "Jack: Really? You--you want to know?", "Joey: Yeah. I mean, not the gory details. Just...the feeling of it. Maybe you could describe it as if it were art.", "Jack: Well...at first, it's all a jumble of emotions. Uh, it's hard to pinpoint. It's--it's kind of like expressionistic painting. But, you know, if you get comfortable with it, it's--it's like the first time you see Van Gogh's \"Starry night\". It's the same sky you've always seen, but everything...is different. Bigger. More passionate. The blues, the yellows, the swirling stars. Everything has feeling, movement. Even the colors seem alive. It's like...lying on Monet's water lilies. It's the warmth of a Georgia o'Keefe flower wrapped around you... feeling everything so intensely. It's the power and strength of a Degas dancer, it's the passion of...Munch's \"Scream,\" the-- Phone rings and Jack jumps and stares at Joey. You people know what he had.* Cut to Pacey leading a blindfolded Andie into a room.", "Andie: Where are we?", "Pacey: Just wait.", "Andie: Pacey, you're scaring me. Where have you taken me?", "Pacey: Well, we just ate at Petite la Bistro, then we went for a stroll along the docks.", "Andie: Blindfolded, I might add.", "Pacey: So think about it. There's only one place we could be right now, isn't there?", "Andie: Pacey, if I take off this blindfold and we're standing in a bed and breakfast, you're dead.", "Pacey: Well...dispose of my remains now. He removes her blindfolded. Andie looks around the room.", "Andie: Oh, Pacey. God, I don't know whether to be touched or terrified.", "Pacey: Hey, listen, you know, this night was not designed to reach the verdict of doing it. I just--I wanted to give you your fantasy evening. You know, a French dinner, a stroll along the docks, a bed and breakfast, romantic music. We can save doing it for another time. This is a step-by-step process. For me, too.", "Andie: Oh, Pacey.", "Pacey: What? What's wrong?", "Andie: I...I really want to do this. I mean... I'd be lying if I said I didn't. And...you're really special to me. But, uh, I... I don't--I don't think I'm ready for this right now. I mean, there's so much that's going on that you don't know about, and that I can't even begin to tell you, um, I...I can't do this. I'm sorry, Pacey. He hugs her.", "Pacey: It's okay.", "Andie: I can't do this.", "Pacey: Why? Don't worry. It's no big deal. I told you. We can wait. Honestly... I think I brought you here tonight as much for me as I did for you. I just wanted to give you your fantasy evening, you know, so... please don't be upset with me. You have no idea what you've done for me, just being in my life. I mean, you make me feel like maybe there's hope for my pathetic existence, and I don't have to sleep with you to feel that. I feel it right now, just holding you in my arms. God, I am so lucky.", "Andie: You know what, Witter? You make me want to do it. They start making out Cut to Dawson in his bedroom at his laptop. He's staring at it then he looks at a picture of Joey and sets it on his table. He deletes his ending. Cut back to Jack and Joey", "Jack: Listen, I'm really sorry.", "Joey: Listen, Jack, it's ok, you know, don't worry about it. Stuff happens. Although not usually that kind of stuff And usually not in the Potter living room.", "Jack: I didn't think it would be such a big deal for me to pose for you.", "Joey: Yeah, well...", "Jack: Listen, um... is this gonna screw things up with us?", "Joey: What do you mean?", "Jack: Well, I mean, I didn't want to bring sx in this evening, you know. All I wanted to do was help you. uh, I don't want you to think 'cause a...all this stuff...here we go again. Social flaw.", "Joey: Well, let's be honest with ourselves. Yes, we both came in here with the noblest of intentions. But, you know, at the end of the day, we're both human, and...there's something between us that's...you know, it's a...is your social flaw contagious?", "Jack: Uh, yeah... God, I was so naive to think that this was a good idea.", "Joey: No, I take full responsibility for this evening's turn of events. I mean, it's my fault. I asked to hear it.", "Jack: That's true. Actually, I think it was your fault. They laugh", "Joey: It's...it's just that, uh... I don't know. Tonight was a big step in the life of little Joey Potter. She didn't feel so little tonight. I guess I just tried to bite off a tad too much.", "Jack: Well, you were curious.", "Joey: Yeah. For all the big words and not wanting to hear the gory details, I guess I'm just wrestling with my hormones like everyone else.", "Jack: Well, um, you know, if you ever want to, uh, explore your curiosity...I'm available.", "Joey: First you're a model, now you're a tour guide.", "Jack: No. I'm just a guy who...finds it really hard not to want to hold you, and touch you, and I didn't really realize that until tonight when it was completely forbidden.", "Joey: moving closer to himYou have your clothes on now.", "Jack: You're saying it's not forbidden?", "Joey: No. I'm just saying it's, um...it's not as scary.", "Jack: Gee, thanks. She laughs", "Joey: No, you know what I mean.", "Jack: I think that, uh, 2 scared people...cancel each other out.", "Joey: Meaning?", "Jack: Meaning that tonight was a night of firsts, and there's no reason that it has to stop. They start kissing and it shows a close up of the drawing Joey drew of Jack.* Dawson's crawling into Jen's window.", "Jen: Dawson? Dawson, what are you doing here?", "Dawson: I've been thinking about what you said about motive and intent. And love vs. hurt vs. lust vs. distraction.", "Jen: And? He kisses her", "Dawson: Don't ask my motive.", "Jen: I know better. They kiss more intensely Cut to Andie and Pacey who are kissing. Pacey pulls away.", "Andie: What's wrong?", "Pacey: Uh...you're not gonna believe this. Frankly, I don't really believe it, but... I don't want to do this. Yeah, I said that out loud, right?", "Andie: You don't want to?", "Pacey: Uh, no, no, I do. God, do I, but...", "Andie: So?", "Pacey: So, for once, Pacey Witter's raging hormones aren't going to do all the talking. And for once, I'm gonna do the right thing and...we're not ready for this, Andie.", "Andie: B-but I might be ready and...", "Pacey: Listen, at the risk of sounding like a really cheesy... after school special, when you're really ready, you'll know, and then we'll do this. Then we'll do this till the cows come home. But this thing is way too important for me to just fall back on the old \"do now, think later\" Pacey Witter approach. You know what the really risky thing for me to do is? It's to not have sx. I mean, maybe that way I'll have some resemblance of a real relationship. So...you take all the time you need, 'cause I'll be here.", "Andie: There you go again, Pacey. Just making me want to do it even more. They kiss", "Pacey: Mmm...it's all part of my evil plan.", "Andie: Mmm.", "Pacey: Come on. I'll drive you home. Cut to Joey and Jack kissing on Joey's couch then cut to Jen and Dawson making out on her bed, then cut back to Pacey and Andie exiting the Bed and Breakfast . They hold hands and walk to Pacey's car as \"To Be Continued\" appears on the screen.*" ]	Dawson's Creek	02x10	High Risk Behavior	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_02x11.json	[ "Abby and Chris find an anonymous note at school which reveals that one of the class couples had sex the night before. Abby sets out to expose the affair. Working from clues about Joey's night of nude sketching with Jack, Dawson's steamy stop over at Jen's, and Pacey's bed and breakfast trip with Andie, Abby calls together her list of suspects and reveals the dirty secrets of Capeside. Jen is furious and berates Abby for her endless cruelty to other people." ]	[ "\"sx, She Wrote\"", "CAST", "Dawson: James Van Der Beek", "Joey: Katie Holmes", "Pacey: Joshua Jackson", "Jen: Michelle Williams", "Andie: Meredith Monroe", "ALSO STARRING", "Gail: Mary-Margaret Humes", "Mitch: John Wesely Shipp", "Grams: Mary Beth Piel", "Bessie: Nina Repeta", "Abby: Monica Kenna", "Abby particularly relishes the fact that all of her \"suspects\" will be subject to public humiliation once she presents her findings in class - one they all attend. After some investigation, Abby decides to solve her mystery a la Hercule Poirot, and sends mysterious invitations to a late-night meeting in the English classroom to all suspects. When Joey, Jack, Dawson, Jen, Pacey and Andie arrive, they realize that they've been trapped. Tension builds as they all squirm, and embarrassing revelations and accusations fly, but the end result is a big surprise to all. Joey and Jack are outside of Joey's house", "Joey: Well, do you have everything?", "Jack: Yeah, I think so.. Joey just nods nervously and awkwardly.", "Joey: 'Kay...well...thanks for posing for me.", "Jack: Yeah..sure... Cut to Dawson and Jen on Jen's porch. Jen is still in her nightgown.", "Jen: That was an unexpected encounter.", "Dawson: I don't know what came over me. I just...I wanna say--", "Jen: Dawson, before we, um, disect what just happened, um, why don't we give it like 12 hours, okay?", "Dawson: Okay. Cut to Pacey and Andie, standing at the side of the car, kissing. Cut to Joey and Jack, still in the same spot", "Jack: You don't have any..regrets, do you?", "Joey: shakes her head no while smiling* No.", "Jack: That's good. Jack leans in and they kiss as we cut back to Dawson and Jen.", "Dawson: See you tomorrow?", "Jen: 'K. Goodnight, Dawson.", "Dawson: Goodnight, Jen. He leans in and kisses her on the forehead. Then, heads back to his house. Cut to Pacey and Andie.", "Andie: Thank you.", "Pacey: Thank you.", "Andie: laughs No, thank you.", "Pacey: No, really, thank you.", "Andie: No, really, thank you.", "Pacey: I insist, thank you. She turns around and faces him", "Andie: Thank you. She walks towards her house. Cut to Joey and Jack. Jack is walking down the stairs. He waves goodbye as we cut to Joey's face, obviously thinking about what happened. Cut to Pacey, staring after Andie. Cut to Jen staring outside. Cut to opening credits. Cut to Mr. Peterson's class, Dawson is giving his presentation on \"mysteries in literature\" but he's showing a film. He pauses the film. The lights are off only the lamp on the podium is on.", "Dawson: So, we can conclude that film mysteries don't differ from literary ones, at all. The genre's still constructed in three sections: the setup, the testimonies, and the classic day neu mof (sp?) where all the characters are gathered in one room while the likes of Charlie Chan or Miss Marbalt (?) give their final monologue revealing the killer's identity. The key to solving any great crime is a practical understanding of human behavior. For it is there, that the motives are discovered and the greatest truths are revealed. And, remember, you never know when a mystery will find you. He shuts off the light and there's a loud scream as Mr. Peterson turns the lights back on.", "Mr. Peterson: Thank you, Dawson. Your flair for the dramatic is always in some small degree appreciated. I think we have time for one more...Abby! What incredible insight do you bring to the mystery genre?", "Abby: Actually, Mr. Peterson, I don't have my project. You see, the most tragic thing occurred while I was working on it. Our family pet, a very temperamental schnauzer named Giggles, got underneath the bathroom sink and chewed up a whole box of chocolate-flavored laxatives that my dad sometimes needs. So anyways, Giggles ate the whole box and he bled to death, internally. Apparently, chocolate laxatives are toxic to dogs.", "Mr. Peterson: It's a shame, Ms. Morgan, that you can't find a more productive outlet for your creative lying.", "Abby: I'm not lying.", "Mr. Peterson: Please, let's just stick to the fundamentals. The alphabet. The letter 'F'. If you don't turn in your project, I'll see to it that you fail this course. bell rings", "Mr. Peterson: Tomorrow, we are hosting a book fair in the school cafeteria. I remind you, as literary scholars, your attendence is mandatory. As Chris was getting up to leave, he spotted a folded note on the ground a couple of desks up. He goes up and grabs it and reads it. He looks a little surprised and looks around. Cut to the cafeteria. Joey and Jack are sitting together.", "Jack: So, uh, are we ever going to speak again?", "Joey: I hope so.", "Jack: Why's it so awkward?", "Joey: Mmm, I can answer that for 200, Bob! Cut to Pacey opening his textbook when Andie comes up behind him and covers his eyes.", "Andie: Hey, Mr. Witter, how are you? They start kissing when Pacey stops.", "Pacey: I--you know, um, we probably shouldn't do this right here.", "Andie: I'm sorry. I just had a major lust issue where you're concerned. Thanks for last night. You were a perfect gentlemen. And I thoroughly enjoyed myself.", "Pacey: Glad I could be of service. I had a nice time, too.", "Andie: Good. Cut to Dawson sitting down by Jen in the cafeteria.", "Dawson: Hey!", "Jen: Hi.", "Dawson: How are ya?", "Jen: Fine...you?", "Dawson: Great. reaches into bag for a manila envelope, handing it to Jen. My, um, script. New and improved. I got home last night, and I tooled around some changes. I think they'll address your concern.", "Jen: Let me guess, they do it, huh?", "Dawson: Um, actually, the so-called Dawson character does it with the beautiful VCR screwed up from the big city he has a crush on. I made the changes per our last conversation.", "Jen: Per our last conversation or per our last physical encounter?", "Dawson: Let's just say you inspired me. Cut to Abby and Chris in line in the cafeteria.", "Abby: If I had a gun, Mr. Peterson would be dead. If I fail English, I have summer school hell!", "Chris: Did you have sx last night?", "Abby: Are you talking to me? 'Cause if you are, that's a Non Sequitor I'm choosing to ignore.", "Chris: Well, somebody's going at it. I'm just trying to figure out who it is.", "Abby: What are you talking about? Chris hands her the note he found.", "Abby: \"I want to talk to you about last night. The whole night was amazing, but sx changes everything. And I think we should take some time before anything happens again.\" Where'd you find this?", "Chris: On the floor, in Mr. Peterson's class.", "Abby: I don't recognize the handwriting. Did you see who dropped it?", "Chris: No. Cut to Jack and Joey.", "Jack: Did you finish your drawing? Did you turn it in yet or.. Joey reaches down and comes back up with a big blue folder, she opens it but Jack shuts it quickly.", "Jack: Wo! Hey! Leaving my shameless nature has it's threshhold. It's one thing posing naked in the quiet of your living room, but in the cafeteria? No. Uh-uh.", "Joey: Jack, don't worry. This is strictly for my professor's eyes only. He scoots in closer and then looks at it.", "Jack: Do you think I could have it? After you're done? You know, as a keepsake?", "Joey: Why so you can remember your 15 minutes of fame as a male model?", "Jack: So I can remember everything about last night. Cut to Andie and Pacey.", "Andie: What's this?", "Pacey: It's nothing. Just my history quiz.", "Andie: Oh, so what'd you get?", "Pacey: Never you mind.", "Andie: No, really, what did you get?", "Pacey: It's none of your business.", "Andie: What's wrong, Pacey?", "Pacey: Nothing.", "Andie: Is it a bad grade or is it me? I mean, you're not upset about last night, are you?", "Pacey: No, last night was fine. Um..", "Andie: Look, I know that things...escalated in our relationship and a lot was said and done that--", "Pacey: Andie, can we (missed word) with this...for right now? Please? It's just, you know, I have to study. You want me studying, right?", "Andie: Yeah, but more importantly, I don't want you to turn into some stereotypical guy that turns off and shuts down as soon as a relationship starts to progress.", "Pacey: I'm not shutting down, okay? It's just, I'm really behind and uh, I have to study. You understand that right?", "Andie: Yeah... Cut to Dawson and Jen.", "Jen: So you're okay with everything?", "Dawson: Completely fine...are you?", "Jen: Yeah. I'm fine. I was just more worried about you.", "Dawson: Don't be. Last night was last night. Today we have a movie to make so...we're still friends. And whatever word applies to what we are.", "Jen: Friends. Or whatever. Cut back to Abby and Chris.", "Abby: This is it! This is what I'll do for Peterson. Instead of deconstructing some literary convention, I'll solve my own real-life mystery. It's original, it's creative, it's so Abby Morgan.", "Chris: And what's the mystery?", "Abby: Who wrote this letter? Who had sx?", "Chris: Yeah, but there's like 20 people in that class. It could be anyone.", "Abby: Common sense eliminates 90% of them.When you think about it, there's only three likely couples. The most obvious being Pacey and Andie. Chris and Abby turn to look at them.* Pacey's sexually experienced, as we all know, and Andie's fallen head-over-heels in love with him. Insanity runs in her family.", "Chris: Yeah...", "Abby: Then, there's Joey and Jack. their attention switches to them. They share their whole artistic vibe. Progressive...uninhibited...experimental..", "Chris: And Joey's got her hot little angle.", "Abby: Then, there's Dawson and Jen. Chris and Abby look at them. He's on the rebound and, God knows, she likes to bounce.", "Chris: What about you? Do you like to bounce?", "Abby: disgusted Chris, your lines land like bricks. Look, I'm going to need your help on this. You're going to have to document this thing.", "Chris: Why? Out of the goodness of my heart? Forget about it.", "Abby: I'll let you touch me in bad places.", "Chris: Okay. Cut to Dawson and Joey standing outside of the school under the ledge, sheltered from the rain.", "Dawson: Hey.", "Joey: Hey, Dawson. Looks like scary weather.", "Dawson: Yeah, I heard it's supposed to rain for the next couple days. What ya got there? motioning towards blue folder", "Joey: Oh this? Drawing for art class.", "Dawson: A naked man?", "Joey: Yeah.", "Dawson: How'd it turn out?", "Joey: Naked. laughs", "Dawson: Can I see it?", "Joey: Ummm how's the movie coming, Dawson?", "Dawson: Um, still casting. We can't seem to find a leading lady.", "Joey: Why is that?", "Dawson: Well, it's difficult. The part requires a certain mixture of spirit and passion, wide-eyed innocence, and unparalleled external beauty.", "Joey: Well, it sounds like you're looking for a Julia Roberts.", "Dawson: What I need is a you. silence", "Joey: Dawson, is this movie about us?", "Dawson: It's a drama in the vain of us.", "Joey: Well, I should read it don't you think? I mean, make sure it's not a character assasination.", "Dawson: Jo, I would never write anything hurtful about you, ever. I hope you know that.", "Joey: Yeah..", "Dawson: Looks like I should probably make a break for it. Thanks for waiting out in the rain with me.", "Joey: Anytime. She stares after him as he walks off. Cut to Abby and Chris and Chris' locker.", "Abby: Have you seen Dawson's rewrite? We have sx. It's disgusting.", "Chris: Yeah...so when do you want to practice?", "Abby: Chris, I have a finger I'd place in my mouth for vomiting. My point was this is the closest thing we have to a clue in our little Who Screwed It? Now, I'm going to need your help with the necessary questioning.", "Chris: What? You're just going to ask these guys if they had sx?", "Abby: No! You can't ask them directly. You just have to shake the tree a little bit. See what falls out.", "Jen: from offscreen Hey you guys!", "Abby: to Chris Watch. Jen appears.", "Jen: Um, I'm trying to work out a rehearsal schedule for the film...so I'm going to need you guys to fill these out with your availibility schedules for the next few weeks and get them back to me ASAP, alright?", "Abby: So Jen, I just had the pleasure of reading Dawson's rewrites and I noticed some significant alterations. Mainly, one of the kinkiest sx scenes since Mickey Rourke cracked open the refridgerator in 9 1/2 weeks.", "Jen: Alright, Abby, before you go there--", "Abby: No, I'm already there, Jen. You see, since Dawson's movie is mostly autobiographical, I was wondering if some of my new scenes were acted out before they were written.", "Jen: It really doesn't take too much to ship your hyper-creative mind into overdrive, does it?", "Abby: Oh, no! This isn't just based on assumption. People do hear things. Like about the other night.", "Jen: What about it?", "Abby: You tell me. Does Dawson Leery have any other talents besides filmmaking?", "Jen: Abby, what happens in my bedroom, is my business, okay?", "Abby: Your bedroom? Is that where the critical events unfolded?", "Jen: I didn't say that.", "Abby: You didn't refute it either. Jen, it's written all over your post-coital, glowing face. You finally wooed the Wonderboy into the dark side. So was it worth all the pining? All the feeling that you weren't good enough?", "Jen: Yeah, it was. Jen walks into her classroom. Chris comes up behind Abby.", "Chris: My God, you did it! You got her to break.", "Abby: Yeah, right. A sexual confession from Jen Lindley? Please. That's like Bill Gates admitting he made $2 last year. No, our work is far from over. We still have to find out who's handwriting was on that letter. Cut to Abby and Pacey's locker. She's holding a clipboard and a pen.", "Pacey: What's this?", "Abby: I know you can read, Pacey. It's a petition.", "Pacey: For what?", "Abby: A school condom dispenser. I'm collecting signatures.", "Pacey: You're too much, Abby.", "Abby: Teenagers, these days. We're just growing up so fast. sx is everywhere. Like, you know, with you and Andie.", "Pacey: Hey, you know, tell me, Abby. What would it take to make you a distant memory? She holds out the clipboard and the pen, smiling. Cut to Abby following Jack.", "Abby: All I'm asking for is a signature, a little John Hancock, and I'll be gone.", "Jack: The only thing I'd support of yours is your execution.", "Abby: Careful Jack, some may take that caustic edge as a biproduct of serious sexual repression. Speaking of which, have you had sx with Joey?", "Jack: stops walking* You've got to be kidding me. Cut to Chris and Dawson", "Chris: Since your life seems to be infested in this role, I thought I'd pick your brain a little.", "Dawson: Okay...shoot.", "Chris: Okay, well, the sx scene, for instance. Clearly took from life experience.", "Dawson: Your point?", "Chris: Well, I just wanted to know what it was like. The first time. I mean, it's been so long since my own first adventure in the jungles of love. I thought I'd ask a newcomer.", "Dawson: Wait, you think that I had sx with Jen? Cut back to Jack and Abby.", "Abby: Wait, so you didn't have sx with her?", "Jack: Yes!", "Abby: You did?!", "Jack: Yes! No, no! Yes, I did not have sx with Joey. Look, go away, you're demented. Cut back to Chris and Dawson.", "Chris: I'm just going by what I hear.", "Dawson: And who's the source this time?", "Chris: Well, if you and Jen were the only two in her room...who do you think it is? Cut to Abby talking to Andie who's holding the petition.", "Abby: Sign it for all womanhood. Most women don't have the knowledge you do about protecting themselves.", "Andie: My knowledge?", "Abby: You can play the whole demure, injenue from Road Island with another audience because I know everything.", "Andie: disbelieving You do?", "Abby: Yeah. Like about the other night. It's the property of gossip transference. Pacey brags to Dawson, Dawson tells Jen, Jen tells me, I tell the world, you know how it goes.", "Andie: And the current piece of gossip revolves around Pacey and me?", "Abby: Andie, I really don't want to be the one to impart on you that your boyfriend says you're lacking. It's not your fault that all his experience is with a 40-year-old teacher. What does he expect from you? Andie slams the clipboard down and storms off. Cut to Chris and Joey.", "Chris: motioning to script It's a good read. Recently he did some heavy-duty revisions. Put in a little lucky...well, I don't want to give away the ending.", "Joey: Look, Chris, I should wait until he asks.", "Chris: Tell you what? I'll just slip it in your bag right here and you make the call.", "Joey: Whatever.", "Chris: Oh and Joey, you might want to keep it on the QT. She walks out of the room. Chris looks under the table and finds a familiar large blue folder as Abby enters.", "Abby: Who do I have to sleep with to solve this mystery?", "Chris: I can think of one option.", "Abby: Yeah, right. Chris motions to the folder.", "Abby: Hm, Miss Potter seems to have left something behind. They look at the drawing of Jack, naked. Abby's eyes light up.", "Abby: And the plot thickens. Cut to Dawson's room. Dawson is looking at his script and rubbing his temples when Abby enters the doorway and knocks. He turns.", "Dawson: Abby.", "Abby: You should really work on making those greetings more personable, Dawson.", "Dawson: Look, Abby, I don't know what you're up to, but I'm not in the mood.", "Abby: That's not what I hear.", "Dawson: Really? Well, I know what you're implying, and I'm telling you, despite any and all rumors, Jen and I did not have sx.", "Abby: face drops* That's too bad.", "Dawson: I'm fine with it, actually.", "Abby: No, I mean, for Joey. She must be feeling like crap right now. I mean, here she went and slept with Jack and the only thing protecting her from the oodles of guilt that one amasses from such a critical event was the slight chance that you and Jen bumped uglies.", "Dawson: I don't know where you're going with this conversation, but I'm ending it.", "Abby: You know what? You're right. I should just give you this and go. She hands him a folded up piece of white paper Dawson opens it and it's the drawing of Jack.", "Dawson: This means nothing.", "Abby: Except the obvious. Has Joey ever drawn you naked?", "Dawson: Out! She heads toward the door.", "Abby: Jack McPhee drawn naked, Dawson Leery drawn out of the picture. After all these years, you weren't Joey's first. You're certainly not going to be her last. So I guess that makes you her...nothing. Dawson slams the door. Cut to hallways of school.", "Mr. Peterson: over P.A. The book fair is now commencing, expand your horizons. Read a book today, because there's more to life than Must See TV. Abby and Chris walk out", "Abby: Don't we have enough to read for school? They want us to start reading for pleasure?", "Chris: Don't you look ample today.", "Abby: Hands off! I don't want to catch any of your diseases.", "Chris: So...whodunit? I'm beginning to think they all did it.", "Abby: We'll find out soon enough. The day neu moi is rapidly approaching.", "Chris: The day neu moi is for revealing answers, Abby. You don't have any.", "Abby: You underestimate me. You heard Dawson, \"The secret to solving a mystery is gaging human behavior.\" If I make them think I have the answers, the answers will be forthcoming. hands some letters to Chris Make sure these get into the right hands, and be discreet about it.", "Chris: You know who you are, you're Nancy Drew. From Hell.", "Abby: And don't you forget it.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Cut to the book fair.", "Pacey: Hey McPhee. You got a second?", "Andie: I'm busy.", "Pacey: Yeah, I know but I need to talk to you.", "Andie: Really? Apparently, you've been doing enough talking for both of us.", "Pacey: Excuse me?", "Andie: You know, it's interesting that I get the cold, shut-down, non-verbal, Pacey while the rest of Capeside gets a taste of return of Pacey Witter, underachieving, town-latthario.", "Pacey: Listen, I know you're probably freaked out by my weirdness yesterday, and actually, that's why I came in here to talk to you but you're kind of losing me on everything else.", "Andie: What have you been saying to people about us Pacey?", "Pacey: About us? Nothing.", "Andie: That's not what Abby Morgan says.", "Pacey: C'mon, Andie. Since when do you listen to what Abby Morgan has to say?", "Andie: She knows.", "Pacey: About?", "Andie: The other night.", "Pacey: What? Andie, what's to know? You and I shared a wonderful, romantic evening.", "Andie: If you weren't happy with me or what happened the other night you should have made it clear instead of spreading all this sexual propaganda all over school.", "Pacey: Are you kidding me?", "Andie: The other night, it was personal. And the fact that there's some war-provisioness version of it wafting all over the hall makes me think someone's been talking. And makes me really not want to talk to you right now.", "Pacey: Okay, if that's what you think, then I guess we really don't have anything to talk about. He walks out of the book fair and Andie returns behind the counter of the library desk and finds a letter left for her. Cut to Jen looking at some books. She bends down to the lower half of the rack and Joey's right across from her.", "Joey: Hey.", "Jen: Hey. she notices Dawson's script hanging out of Joey's bag So that's Dawson's script, huh?", "Joey: Oh, yeah...she pushes the bag back and still doesn't make eye contact with Jen.", "Jen: So did you read it yet?", "Joey: kind of angrily I flipped through it.", "Jen: So what'd you think?", "Joey: I thought it was a one-sided view of a story that would be better left untold.", "Jen: I take it you don't like the way you're depicted.", "Joey: looks her in the eye That and I'm just wondering what other parts of the script are autobiographical.", "Jen: Well, maybe you should talk to the writer about that. Joey continues to give her a cold stare as Jen walks off. Cut to a note reading JACK on the front taped to a locker as Jack grabs it off and kneels down to look at it. Dawson walks up.", "Dawson: coldly Have you seen Joey?", "Jack: She's at the book fair.", "Dawson: Well, since you two seem real close these days, you'll probably see her before I will.", "Jack: Is there an animosity of a point here, Dawson, or is this just another chance for you to harass me over a decaying issue?", "Dawson: deadly cold Give her this for me. Tell her I was overwhelmed. By her talent. handing him the piece of paper of the drawing of him.", "Jack: So was I. Dawson storms off. Cut to school, it's lightning and raining outside. Cut to Jack in Mr. Peterson's classroom, pacing reading his invitation. Jen enters.", "Jen: Hellloooo. sees Jack Jack? What are you doing here?", "Jack: I got an invitation, taped to my locker, it says: \"Your presence is requested in Mr. Peterson's room, 7pm. I have something very valuable that may belong to you.\"", "Jen: Yeah, I got the exact same invitation. Andie enters.", "Jack: Andie?", "Andie: What are you doing here? Jack motions to his invitation as Pacey and Joey enter.", "Pacey: I see you all got the mysterious summons, too. So what's going down? Is this some impractical joke or what?", "Joey: That's what I wanna know.", "Pacey: sighs You know, I have this horrible feeling I know exactly who's behind this. Dawson enters.", "Dawson: Who? Could you tell me what's going on? Abby enters the room.", "Abby: Oh, look! All my favorite people gathered together in one room and I forgot my camera!", "Dawson: I should've known. Chris enters with a camcorder", "Abby: laughs Oh, no I didn't!", "Jen: Okay, Abby, what devious scheme have you hatched up this time?", "Abby: All good things come to those who wait, but you've never been very good at postponing pleasure, have you?", "Pacey: Why did you bring us here Abby? Take part in one of your Satanic rituals?", "Abby: Actually, it's my mystery project. In my possession, I have a letter. A lost letter. That was written by one of you in this room to another one of you in this room. Stop me if you've heard this before. \"I want to talk to you about last night. It always comes out wrong so I thought I'd write it down. The whole night was amazing, but having sx changes everything and I think we should take some time before anything happens again.\"", "Joey: You know, this is absurd, I am so outta here.", "Abby: Oh, come on, Joey! Don't you want to stick around and see who the author of this letter is? She takes a seat as Abby goes up to the podium.", "Abby: sx. The world's greated mystery. Philosphers, poets, scientists over time have tried to rationalize it, explain it, glorify it, criminalize it!", "Dawson: Spare us the monologue.", "Jen: Could you just get to the point, Abby?", "Jack: Who wrote the letter?", "Abby: Who wrote the letter? Abby goes down and turns on the lights.", "Abby: That's all you care about, isn't it?! Fine! When the letter was first brought to my attention...my gut instinct said 'Dawson and Jen.' She's been trying to seduce him for weeks! And now with all their late night working sessions and him reliving his puny affair with Joey through his writing, I thought, maybe in the heat of the moment, he needed a Joey replacement. Then, I thought, Dawson, no way. He's saving himself for Joey...or old age, whichever comes first. And Jen? She has way too many intimacy issues to bump somebody she cares about. So my next guess was Jack and Joey. Joey is the liberated woman these days and underneath Jack's sensitive, little-boy-lost fascade, I have a feeling that there's a sx pig just waiting to jump out. softer to Jack* Let me know when you're ready to graduate to a real woman.", "Jack: You're sick and so wrong.", "Dawson: Is she? We've all seen the picture.", "Joey: What? You don't know what you're talking about, Dawson, that drawing was for art class.", "Dawson: What happened after the model session?", "Joey: What do you care?", "Dawson: Maybe I don't.", "Abby: Here we go, get this, Chris.", "Joey: Oh, that's right, you're too busy rewriting your script to imitate life. I know all about you and Jen.", "Dawson: What do you care?!", "Abby: How sad. Romantic destiny fulfilled with the wrong people.", "Dawson: Abby, you have it all wrong!", "Abby: Oh, so you didn't have sx with Jen? Dawson looks at Joey. Then, Jen.", "Joey: Well, answer the question, Dawson. Tell the truth.", "Dawson: The truth is you slept with Jack.", "Joey: Maybe I did.", "Dawson: Well, maybe I slept with Jen.", "Abby: This is good.", "Joey: You did, didn't you?", "Dawson: Did you?", "Joey: Maybe.", "Dawson: Tell the truth, Joey!", "Joey: No you tell the truth!", "Dawson: I asked you a question first!", "Joey: No I asked you a question first!", "Dawson and Joey (simultaneously): YES!!!!!! Lightning crashes as both Joey's and Dawson's faces drop and there's a long silence", "Jen: That's not the truth. We did not sleep together. I couldn't go through with it and neither could he. It wasn't right and this pathetic display here makes it all the more obvious why. Dawson sits on his desk not facing Joey.", "Jack: We didn't either. Dawson turns around* Your little assumption, Dawson. It was wrong. We couldn't go through with it. This little movie-life your living, Dawson, is not endanger. Pacey's head is laying flat on his desk.", "Abby: Well, then we only have one couple left. Abby reads from the note:* \"sx changes everything, and I think we should take some time before anything happens again.\" This only leaves Andie.", "Andie: I didn't write that!", "Abby: Of course you didn't. I checked the handwriting. It belongs to Pacey. Pacey looks up at Andie.", "Andie: You wrote that? he doesn't make a move* Well, did you, Pacey? Pacey slowly nods.", "Andie: starting to cry Why? he doesn't say anything Okay, so that's why you've been so weird lately. That's why you've been so cold. Pacey shakes his head no What are you trying to say, Pacey? So you sleep with me and you don't want me? Pacey just sits there.", "Andie: You disgust me. Pacey closes his eyes as she storms out of the room. He gets up and walks over to Jack.", "Pacey: That's not how it is. The group starts leaving.", "Abby: Did you get that? Chris gives her a thumbs up as Abby turns around and looks a little shocked as Jen walks up to her.", "Jen: I don't know where you come from or just who has the misfortune of being responsible for your existence but you are a lying, manipulative, and cruel person and the fact that you're only 16 years old makes me feel more sorry for you than any of the people in this room who's lives you're so intent on destroying. You are pathetic. Jen walks off as Abby looks off into the distance. Cut to Joey giving her presentation.", "Joey: Because of her well-drawn sleuths and clever mysteries, Agatha Christie will remain as the premiere woman mystery writer of the past, present, and future. Thank you.", "Mr. Peterson: Very good, Josephine. Now, Abigail. She pulls out a thick red folder and a tape and sets it on her desk as Joey, Dawson, Andie, Pacey, and Jen intently watch her.", "Mr. Peterson: (cont.) Is it possible Ms. Morgan that you're going to surprise me with your assignment? Is it possible that you've finally decided to do something good for yourself and apply a little integrity to your education? Abby looks around at Joey, Dawson, Andie, Jen, and Pacey. She puts the folder and tape back under her desk.", "Abby: I wouldn't want to disappoint you, Mr. Peterson. I didn't do it. And integrity, just for the record, is a tired notion last seen in the late 70s.", "Mr. Peterson: Well, then, I'm sure lack of integrity will make it easier to accept your 'F'. Abby looks miserable.", "Mr. Peterson: Just for the record. And who is next...Miss McPhee. Andie gets up with her stuff and walks past Abby.", "Andie: Thank you.", "Abby: Whatever... Cut to Jack in an empty classroom, pulling down a chair and he sits in it. Jen enters the room.", "Jen: Hey.", "Jack: Hey.", "Jen: What are you doing here? School's over. Go home.", "Jack: Nah, I'm just, um, thinking.", "Jen: About what?", "Jack: How it's not that much fun playing second string.", "Jen: I know what you mean. Don't worry, you'll get used to it. I have. She starts to leave but he pulls down another chair.", "Jack: Uh, here, have a seat.", "Jen: Okay.", "Jack: So, um, what are you gonna do about Dawson?", "Jen: Well, I guess there's really nothing I can do. I mean, as much as I love the guy, he's just not there yet. I mean, I can take all the jerks in the world climbing in and out of my bedroom window, but when Dawson Leery does it, it better be for me.", "Jack: That is so cool how you can just unleash all that onto someone you barely even know.", "Jen: Or just crazy.", "Jack: No. I wish that I could be more open like that.", "Jen: Well, why don't you give it a shot? Why didn't you and Joey do it?", "Jack: laughs nervously I can't say.", "Jen: Come on, you can think of it as growth. Come on, you've got to tell me, shoot.", "Jack: No.", "Jen: Oh, c'mon, I just spilled my guts to you. Go for it.", "Jack: Okay, alright, but you promise not to say anything to anyone.", "Jen: Swear.", "Jack: 'Kay 'cause you know...it's really embarressing. Jen makes the sign she's crossing her heart.", "Jack: he leans in towards her I couldn't, uh, get it up.", "Jen: You couldn't get it--", "Jack: Shh!", "Jen: Oh, I know, I know. So what happened?", "Jack: I can't speak for Joey but I really wanted to, really badly, and it just wouldn't cooperate. I mean, I couldn't even take my clothes off because I was so scared. Maybe I have a problem...I don't know.", "Jen: No, hey, it's okay. Alright, believe me. I've been there. Oh yeah, those things just never cooperate. They laugh Cut to Pacey running towards Andie in the rain. He gets in her car.", "Andie: Get out.", "Pacey: We're not done.", "Andie: Oh, yes, we are.", "Pacey: I know that my behavior lately has been a little bit confusing and I'm sorry for being so cold and so distant, but a lot of stuff has been happening. I mean, I don't even know really where to start.", "Andie: You can start by getting out of the car.", "Pacey: How about I start at the truth. He digs around in his bag and pulls out a piece of paper and gives it to her My history quiz. I never told you my grade.", "Andie: Pacey, you got a--", "Pacey: An 'A'. I got an 'A'. The first 'A' I've ever gotten in my entire life. It kind of threw me for a loop.", "Andie: Why? You worked so hard for it.", "Pacey: Because it changes everything. Don't you see everything's always been so predictable for me. But now, my whole life's course is changing. Ever since you and I had sx, I've felt anxious, you know? Wondering should we have waited? Should we slow down? Wondering if it was the right thing to do. Wishing that I had taken the high road, and that's not me! You know? It used to be the only comforting part about Pacey Witter is that I always knew what to expect, and now I don't have a clue and I'm terrified. And that's why I was pulling away from you.", "Andie: It's okay to be scared, Pacey. The world is a scary, scary place. But I don't want you to be scared of me.", "Pacey: How can I not be, Andie? You're the one that's opening up this whole new life for me. I'm afraid that...", "Andie: What?", "Pacey: I'm afraid because you're the single-most, important being to ever grace my existance. Andie, I am falling hopelessly in love with you. silence* Say something because I did kind of just cut it open and lay it out for ya.", "Andie: Yeah, that was pretty scary.", "Pacey: That's it. That's all you have to say.", "Andie: No. I'll say that I share your fear.", "Pacey: Yeah?", "Andie: Your exact fear. They kiss. Cut to Joey at her locker as Dawson walks up to his. They're close to each other but don't say anything. JOey finishes and starts to walk away when Dawson stops her.", "Dawson: You and I crisects til we're blue in the face but when it comes time to actually doing it, all we're left with is a couple of harmless kisses. I mean, the setting was right, the timing was perfect, but nothing happened. Why?", "Joey: I know why.", "Dawson: You do?", "Joey: Yeah. The same reason nothing happened with me. Dawson, it's not about the perfect setting. It's not about the perfect timing. Um, it's about the perfect person. She walks out and heads for the door as Dawson stares after her. Joey is outside under the ledge sheltered from the rain. Dawson comes out.", "Joey: Hey. silence", "Dawson: Why did you want me to think you slept with Jack?", "Joey: I don't know. I mean, I guess the same reason you wanted me to think that you slept with Jen.", "Dawson: That's not an answer.", "Joey: Well, that's the only answer you're going to get I guess.", "Dawson: I'm glad you didn't.", "Joey: I glad you didn't either.", "Dawson: Joey, I miss you.", "Joey: I miss you, too.", "Dawson: I don't know if we can recapture 15 years of what we had but I'd be willing to accept any small fraction you'd send my way.", "Joey: Well, maybe we could start slowly.", "Dawson: Okay...yeah.", "Joey: Okay.", "Dawson: Okay. sighs Well, it doesn't look like this rain is going to let up anytime soon so...what do you say we make a run for it?", "Joey: Mm-mm. I say we walk. They start walking.", "Dawson: What did you really think of my script? He takes off his coat and holds it above them to shelter them from the rain.", "Joey: You want the whole honest, bitter, cynical truth?", "Dawson: Yeah.", "Joey: Well, I have no idea. It was so mysterious.", "Dawson: You're definitely a mystery.", "Joey: I like the way you see me. She smiles. They continue walking off into the distance together, Dawson holding his coat above their heads." ]	Dawson's Creek	02x11	s*x, She Wrote	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_02x13.json	[ "The filming of Dawson's new movie, Creek Times , brings back memories for the filmmaker and for Joey, who grows to dislike the actress playing her. Andie's emotions are running high and she attempts to break up with Pacey, who refuses to let her dump him. Dawson begins to bond with Jack." ]	[ "\"His Leading Lady\"", "CAST", "Dawson: James Van Der Beek", "Joey: Katie Holmes", "Pacey: Joshua Jackson", "Jen: Michelle Williams", "Andie: Meredith Monroe", "ALSO STARRING", "Gail: Mary-Margaret Humes", "Mitch: John Wesely Shipp", "Grams: Mary Beth Piel", "Bessie: Nina Repeta", "Abby: Monica Kenna", "Cut to Dawson's room: Joey and Dawson are sitting on his bed watching a movie. It ends.", "Dawson: So. What'd you think?", "Joey: That was the director's cut, right? 'Cause it seemed a lot bloodier.", "Dawson: No, I meant with you and me. We did it.", "Joey: Did what?", "Dawson: First official movie night, post-breakup. I'd say it went rather well.", "Joey: Yeah...well, congrats. I should probably go.", "Dawson: Where are you going...Jo?", "Joey: Well, Dawson, we watched a movie...", "Dawson: Hold on a second I have some pictures I want you to look at.", "Joey: You're really okay with all this.", "Dawson: What? You and me?", "Joey: Yeah...", "Dawson: Yeah. I'm just so happy we're past all that relationship trauma.", "Joey: Good. Me too.", "Dawson: Great! So...motions to stack of papers with pictures on them he's holding the big dilemma, now that you're officially helping me in the movie, is who is going to be cast as Sammy. Joey...you're a...distinct, unattainable original.", "Joey: Dawson, maybe you should progress beyond the notion that the character, Sammy, is me. I mean, why don't you look at it as finding an actress who can bring their own interpretation into the role. Dawson acts like he's not sure about that.", "Joey: I'm kind of....I'm amazed at how together you are about us.", "Dawson: Time to learn to let go. Plus, you let me go Joey's face falls so I mean, granted, at first, it was really hard for me to accept but I mean, you moved on. You're with Jack. You let go. So, in turn, I let go of you.", "Joey: Well, uh, since we're all letting go of each other...I really should go. Um....um....yeah...um, I'm really tired and you always have a lot to do...", "Dawson: I'll see you tomorrow, Joey.", "Joey: Yeah....um....goodnight.", "Dawson: Goodnight. She hesitates at the doorway and turns around to look back at him. He's glancing over the papers for the role of Sammy. She looks slightly hurt by this. Cut to Joey in her art class. They're drawing a nude girl.", "Teacher: Try and invoke a feeling that you have for the subject. Remember, this is your work so personalize it. If you see the world in triangles...then go with it. He walks behind Joey and glances at her sketch.", "Teacher: Excellent work, Joey. You're coming along nicely.", "Joey: Thanks. Dawson enters the room and walks up to Joey. She looks very surprised when she sees him.", "Dawson: Joey...hey. Joey looks around wildly.", "Joey: Dawson, what are you doing here?", "Dawson: I had to do some research at the college library but I wanted to give you my revised draft...hot of the presses.", "Joey: Thanks but I'm in class. Dawson moves to look at her drawing, then he looks at the model.", "Joey: Dawson...", "Dawson: She's n-naked.", "Joey: Yeah, okay, peep show's over now get out or you're going to get me in trouble.", "Teacher: I'm sorry but this class is closed to wide-eyed visitors, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.", "Dawson: Sorry... When he turns to leave he runs into an easel. He finally gets out the door. We cut to a picture of the face of the model, who is DEVON (Rachel Leigh Cook) Cut to Pacey in Andie's room reading a magazine.", "Pacey: Hey it says right here that I can have the butt I always wanted in three weeks.", "Andie: Pacey, I've seen your butt you have nothing to worry about. Pacey moves towards the full-length mirror and starts looking at his own butt.", "Pacey: You know, it's no wonder we have such an obsession with the posterior. It's impossible to get a good sense of one's own butt, you know? Andie comes out of the bathroom attached to her bedroom.", "Andie: Pacey? Are you checking out your own butt in the mirror?", "Pacey: Me? No... He quickly goes back over to the bed and picks up the magazine again while Andie goes back into the bathroom and takes out her pills and takes them. A few seconds pass and Pacey gets up to see what Andie's doing and by then she's done.", "Pacey: I do agree with you though. This butt grabs his belongs in the Hall of Fame, what do you say?", "Andie: Mmm. Nice try. Andie sits down on her bed while Pacey goes into the bathroom to get a tissue. He spots a medicine bottle in her trash. He picks it up, and it's the zanX medicine she had when Pacey saw her in the drug store. He leaves the bathroom with a confused look on his face. Cut to Dawson in the college library. From behind the shelf behind Dawson, we see Devon.", "Devon: See anything you like? Dawson spins around.", "Dawson: Oh my God....you're the--", "Devon: Model. My name's Devon.", "Dawson: Hi. Um...Dawson. You must think I'm a total perv.", "Devon: Actually, I was leaning more towards deviant. My psych profesor would say you were, um, suffering from some sort of latened desire. The need for someone to watch you...watching.", "Dawson: Well...sorry to disappoint ya. I was just dropping something off for a friend. It was just an unluck--", "Devon: Well, psych's not my major, anyway. She walks away but Dawson persists.", "Dawson: How do you do that? Model naked? It's kind of uncomfortable...", "Devon: Well, actually I'm a drama major so I look at it as kind of an acting exercise. Plus, it helps and the money doesn't suck.", "Dawson: So you're an actress?", "Devon: Mm-hm.", "Dawson: That's interesting...I'm, uh, directing a movie.", "Devon: Oh, I didn't know they had a film school here!", "Dawson: They don't. I'm, uh, still in high school.", "Devon: And you're trying to make your first film. That's cute. Good luck.", "Dawson: It's my second film, actually. My first film won the Junior division in the Boston Film Festival. And they gave me the funds to make my second effort.", "Devon: not that enthused Impressive.", "Dawson: You know what? I'm actually still casting. There's one part I haven't casted yet...it's one of the leads. We, um, start filming in 2 days. It's kind of a current situation, but, um, I'd love it if you'd read it.", "Devon: And it's funded by the Boston Film Festival?", "Dawson: Yeah, look, um, I understand your skepticism but...give it a read. The part of Sammy. My address and phone number are on the front. I'd love to hear what you think.", "Devon: Be careful, Dawson. Stronger men have been crushed by what I think. She walks off. Dawson stares after her. Cut to Jen's house. Grams walks in with another boy carrying groceries.", "Jen: Ah, Grams! You're a God to me. We're in desperate need of snacks for rehearsal.", "Grams: Oh, Jennifer! This is Tyson Hicks. He was kind enough to help me with my groceries.", "Ty: Uh, it's Ty, actually. It's great to meet you.", "Jen: Nice to meet you, too, Ty.", "Ty: So your grandmother tells me that you're working on a movie.", "Jen: Yeah...yeah...we're just gearing up to start.", "Grams: Jennifer, Tyson has expressed an interest in helping out with the picture. Aren't you a little short-staffed?", "Jen: Yeah, yeah, um, do you have any experience working on a film set before?", "Ty: Well, um, no, but I've worked on a bunch of theater productions, and I'm pretty good with my hands and a fast learner.", "Jen: Yeah, that sounds great. We can use all the help we can get, Ty. Even Grams has been doing craft service so...", "Ty: Great. Well, you can use me for anything.", "Jen: Excellent. Cut to Dawson's room. Pacey and Dawson are moving posters to different locations around his room.", "Dawson: So you found a bottle of prescription pills...so what, Pacey? Take a look in my parent's medicine cabinet. It's a veritible pharmacy.", "Pacey: Yeah but this is zanX, Dawson. Not exactly your typical Saturday night muscle relaxant. It's for severe anxiety. You've never noticed Andie being any more high-strung lately, have you?", "Dawson: Uh, no, actually I've been too busy watching her bounce off the walls. Pacey, if you're worried why don't you ask her about it?", "Pacey: Because, man. I don't want to make the situation any worse. She's already under enough stress as it is with her family. The way I figure it, if she wants to open up to me, then she will. But it's also not really in my nature to just sit by while the girl suffers. I mean, I want to help but...", "Dawson: She's operating under a lot of stress though, Pacey. The only thing that you can really do is make sure the time spent with you is as stress-free as possible. You know, help her have fun.", "Pacey: Yeah... Pacey turns to see what Dawson is doing and he's taking the E.T. poster down.", "Pacey: Dawson, what are you doing, man? We just put the E.T. poster up. Why are you taking it down?", "Dawson: Yeah, but there...it's not in the shot. Over here, it'll be in the perfect position.", "Pacey: You know, I understand that we have budgetary restraints but don't you think telling your life story in your own bedroom is a little perverse? Even for you? Dawson gives him a look. Cut to Dawson outside, later in the evening setting up a cardboard TV. Devon walks up.", "Devon: Hey there!", "Dawson: Hey! How are ya?", "Devon: Good. I read your script.", "Dawson: You did. Great...and what did, what did you think?", "Devon: I didn't love it.", "Dawson: disappointed Really?", "Devon: I mean, all the angst and the over-analyzing and the hesitancy to act on...anything. I mean, I really had to search my psyche and call back my adolescence.", "Dawson: Ah, a few whole years ago.", "Devon: Dawson, there is a vast difference between us. Anyway, the script's a little heavy-handed and overly rubose.", "Dawson: What your saying is you're not interested.", "Devon: What I'm saying, Dawson, is that I managed to muddle through the $20 words and psychospeak and get to the core of the Sammy character.", "Dawson: I think what I'm saying is I'm not interested. The more and more I think about it...you're not right for the part. You're too...small.", "Devon: So what you're saying is because I had an opinion of your script, you're not going to let me read for the part? Here's the cold, hard truth, Dawson. If you can't take a little constructive criticism. You're never going to make it. Good luck in high school. I'm sorry I wasted my time. She starts to walk off", "Dawson: Wait a minute! Wait a minute, Devon! I'm sorry. Maybe you're right. Maybe I overreacted. I mean, you came all the way down here, the least you should get to do is audition, right? We can read Scene 5...I think it starts on page--", "Devon: Actually, I was thinking we could do Scene 15, more towards the middle.", "Dawson: kind of taken aback/surprised Okay...", "Devon: K, just, uh, give me a minute...", "Dawson: Sure... Devon looks over the script and acts like she's really focusing. She then walks over towards Dawson like she's ready.", "Dawson: Okay. in character Sammy, if you could only see yourself through my eyes.", "Devon: You know, for the longest time, I thought that was what I wanted. For the boy across the creek, my best friend, to see me as beautiful. Dawson stares at her studying her acting, obviously pleased.", "Devon: (cont.) But this is just...brings hands to lips cosmetic enhancement and hairspray. I'm still the same old Samantha. The girl who resides on the wrong side of the creek. And if you look closely, Wade, you'll see. It's just me. out of character Is that kind of what you had in mind?", "Dawson: That was kind of...perfect. Devon smiles. Cut to the S.S. Icehouse the next day. Jack walks by Joey behind the counter.", "Joey: to Jack Hey, um, I've got to get out of here early because I promised Dawson that I'd help him with tomorrow's shoot.", "Jack: smiles Okay, um, do you think he'll have us working all day?", "Joey: Us?", "Jack: Yeah, yeah...Jen said that they were understaffed and she asked me to help out and Bess said she'd cover my shift so...", "Joey: Oh. pauses And how does Dawson feel about this? Jack just shrugs and walks off leaving Joey confused. She grabs a tray and heads off to one of the tables where Devon is sitting at.", "Joey: Can I get you something to drink? Devon just stares at her, observing her.", "Joey: Um, are you ready to order?", "Devon: mocking her Are you ready to order? Joey is completely weirded out.", "Joey: Is everything okay?", "Devon: Yeah, um, I'll have a hamburger, fries, and a Diet Coke. As Joey writes down the order, Devon observes how she writes and starts mimicking her movements.", "Joey: Um, okay. I'll be right back with your drink. Joey pulls a piece of hair to tuck it behind her ear and Devon does the same. Joey is completely perplexed at this by now. She walks back over to the counter by Jack.", "Joey: Um, Jack, uh, could you go help that girl out there? She's really weirding me out. Cut to Devon making some actions with her hand in deep concentration. Jack comes out with her drink.", "Jack: Here you go.", "Devon: Thank you.", "Jack: You're welcome. He starts to walk away but she stops him.", "Devon: Um, excuse me. Do you know that waitress over there? She motions to Joey", "Jack: Uh, you could say that.", "Devon: Would you mind telling me everything you know about her? Jack's face falls, perplexed by Devon's curiosity. Cut to Andie's house in the backyard. Andie is sitting on a porch swing studying when Pacey enters.", "Pacey: Hey McPhee!", "Andie: Hey!", "Pacey: How's it hangin', girl?", "Andie: sighs I've been reading this paragraph for the last 20 minutes. I can't concentrate. I have a ton of homework.", "Pacey: Um, listen, I've been wrestling with whether or not to confront you about this. Um, I think I'm going to just get it out in the open. Do you want to talk to me about the pill bottle I saw in your bathroom the other day?", "Andie: It's my mother's.", "Pacey: If you don't want to talk about it, that's fine, Andie, but don't lie to me.", "Andie: I started taking it right after Tim died. It helped to even out my mood swings.", "Pacey: Why'd you feel like you had to hide it from me?", "Andie: I don't know. I guess I was afraid of how you'd react but it doesn't matter now, anyway. You know, my doctor's not going to refill my prescription. She said she wants me to try therapy for my stress but thinking about that makes me just more stressed out so...", "Pacey: Well, maybe therapy isn't such a bad idea. It couldn't hurt.", "Andie: Look, Pacey. I can take care of myself. Don't look so worried! I'm okay.", "Pacey: But if you weren't okay, you would tell me right?", "Andie: Yeah! Cut to Dawson at rehearsal with Devon, Chris, and Jen.", "Dawson: Okay the scene will open up with a you two on the bed. Sammy you will be on the left and Wade, you will be on the right. Whatever's comfortable. It's really casual. to Jen Hey! Um, how are ya? Abby's late again so I want you to read the part of Kim. Enter from the door here.", "Jen: Um...yeah...okay...yeah...what page are you guys starting from?", "Dawson: 17. K, are you guys ready? And action. Everyone is in their roles. Jen (aka Kim) walks in.", "Jen: Hey guys!", "Chris (aka Wade): Hey!", "Devon (aka Sammy): I thought it was video night.", "Chris (aka Wade): Well, it is. Kim doesn't really know anyone in Creekside so I just invited her to join us.", "Devon (aka Sammy): Isn't watching movies a little, oh, mundane for someone from the big city?", "Jen (aka Kim): Listen...if I'm intruding...", "Chris (aka Wade): gets up and puts arm around Jen No, no, not at all. The more the merrier.", "Dawson: No. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Go backwards. Chris the way you're saying it now it sounds like you're trying to get them into a menage a trois. I mean, you're interested in Kim, but Sammy's just your friend. I mean, she's your best friend but just your friend. I mean, the choices are subtle but they're very specific.", "Chris: But Dawson, it's obvious that Sammy's into me. Am I just supposed to ignore that?", "Dawson: Yeah. I mean, no, actually. You're not ignoring it. You're just not aware of it yet. Chris still seems confused.", "Jen: Um, Dawson! Come here for a second. They go over to the side.", "Dawson: sighs I know I casted a jock but he's got the inside of a warthog.", "Jen: I know, okay, maybe you should let up a little. Dawson spots Joey, who's been watching this whole time.", "Dawson: Joey! Devon gets up and walks towards her, too.", "Dawson: Joey, come here. There's someone I want you to meet. Devon, this is Joey. Joey, Devon.", "Joey: Yeah...you came into the Icehouse yesterday.", "Devon: Yeah. Now you know why I was acting so peculiar. I was studying you. It's just, Dawson told me the character was based off you...", "Dawson: You recognize Devon from art class?", "Joey: Oh, yeah. The clothes threw me at first but you know...", "Dawson: Um, I've got to talk to Chris for a bit, but you two can talk, get to know each other and you can study her manners. Dawson walks off towards Chris.", "Devon: So anyways, I was going for a new method approach to Sammy and I was wondering if you had any character insights for me. I have a couple dozen questions I want to ask you.", "Joey: A few dozen?", "Devon: Well, I think that Sammy and Wade are soulmates who will be forever connected by an overpowering, transcendent love...what do you think? Joey just stands there staring at her awkwardly, speechless.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Cut to Devon and Chris, in character doing a scene through the perspective of a camera lens.", "Devon (aka Sammy): Stop! Chris stops briefly", "Dawson: (from off-camera) Don't stop! Keep going! Chris starts walking again.", "Devon: (aka Sammy): Why are you running away from me?", "Chris (aka Wade): Because for the first time in 15 years you are the last person I want to see.", "Dawson: Hold on. I've got to move it-- Dawson crashes into a camera. Jack was pushing him.", "Jack: Sorry! I'm sorry, Dawson!", "Dawson: sighs Okay, um, to Devon and Chris you guys can take five.", "Jen: Dawson, we should really try and get the first shot off before we start taking breaks, okay? Jen walks away by Ty.", "Jen: Ty, is there a problem?", "Ty: Jen, I would like to say that this accident could have been avoided but with you standing nearby, I lose all ability to concentrate on the job at hand.", "Jen: Down boy. Cut to Jack and Joey.", "Jack: Joey, I want to ask you...this whole thing really bothers you, doesn't it? I mean, life layed out for the whole world to see.", "Joey: Please, it's a movie. Why should it bother me?", "Jack: 'Cause it's about you. If I was trying to get over somebody, and get on with my life, the last thing that I would do is make a movie about it. Somebody needs to tell Oliver Stone over there that this whole war is over.", "Joey: Look, Dawson is clearly over me. I promise.", "Jack: Well, where's your evidence because I have proof to the contrary.", "Joey: Don't think so much, Jack. I mean, everything is going to be fine. Don't worry about it...it's just makes faces like it's no big deal.", "Jack: You're right. Just as long as you're over him, nothing else matters. Dawson can do whatever he wants. Jack leans in and they kiss and then hug and we see Joey's face which is doubtful of her being over Dawson. Cut to a montage of shots making the film ranging from Jack's earphones being way too loud to Devon mimicking Joey's every move. Joey and Jack kiss another time during it, too. Cut to Jen and Ty inside the school.", "Ty: Hey!", "Jen: Hey! Being a good boy?", "Ty: Always.", "Jen: I'm disappointed. holding neck Ah, I've got the worst cramp.", "Ty: Here. Let me help ya. He starts massaging her neck.", "Jen: Feels like you've got some experience at this.", "Ty: And being manipulated into a neck rub, yeah!", "Jen: Maybe I can also manipulate you into...coming out with me tonight. I think after this scene I'm really going to need to loosen up.", "Ty: I think that could be arranged. One stipulation. You've got to put yourself in my hands.", "Jen: Well, they are good hands. She smiles and she walks off. Cut to Dawson, Devon, and Chris walking out of school talking about the film.", "Chris: All I'm saying, Dawson, is that I don't think my character would play it hurt.", "Devon: And I don't know where my anger is coming from. I'm confused.", "Dawson: Okay, I think that's enough for today.", "Chris: See I think he should try and play it cool. Save some self-dignity and not throw all his emotions out of swing.", "Devon: And I don't think I'd blow a gasket over this.", "Dawson: Okay...Chris, not everyone is as cool as you, okay? When Wade finds out his girlfriend kissed another guy, he's...crushed. The last thing he's thinking about is reserving a little self-dignity. And Devon, you're an angry girl. That's part of the essence of who you are. And right now, you're frustrated that Wade can't see that you've moved beyond him.", "Chris: Dawson, I can't relate. I've never been there.", "Dawson: Okay, um... Dawson spots Joey talking to some people across the yard. Through his next dialogue, clips of Joey talking, muted, in slower motion, are shown.", "Dawson: It's agony. Complete, excruciating agony like your heart has been ripped out of your chest and stomped on. You can't breathe. You don't want to eat. You can't function. It's the most intense pain that you'll ever feel and the worst thing is there's no way to relieve it. It's unyielding, merciless torture and you know that....it's yours for life. And Devon, you feel completely misunderstood. You feel like this guy who you've known all your life can't see the hope and potential of what you can become and you're, you're petrified. You're confused. You're afraid to stay with him. You're afraid to stay without him. You feel so alone. He stops and he looks back at Joey. Devon notices he's looking. Cut to Joey inside the school laying out sheets of people with photographs attached. Devon walks in.", "Devon: Sammy, I was wondering if I could speak with you for a moment.", "Joey: It's...Joey.", "Devon: Right! Um, I'm having a problem with this scene. I don't really get where my anger comes from. I, personally, am not angry by nature and I was just wondering if you could show me how you do it.", "Joey: Do what?", "Devon: Be angry.", "Joey: Oh, you see, I'm not actually angry by nature, that would be the fictional part of this autobiographical tale.", "Devon: Right....so tell me, how do you date one guy when you're in love with another?", "Joey: Look. I know what you're trying to do. Don't go there.", "Devon: Please. I see you lip-locked with that puppy dog but yet clearly your heart is still with Dawson.What is this guy, Jack? Your safety net?", "Joey: Oooh. You're good. But I'm not that easily manipulated. Jack walks in and sees them.", "Jack: Is everything okay?", "Devon: Tell me, Jack, what's it like being the transition guy?", "Joey: Would you stop it?!", "Devon: You know it must be really hard to open your heart to a girl who's heart is reserved for someone else...", "Joey: Look you annoying little third-rate wannabe, why don't you take your irritating self and pray on someone who doesn't see through your pathetic attempt to masquerade bitchiness as research.", "Devon: Thank you. She walks off.", "Jack: What was that?", "Joey: She's too short to play me. Cut to Andie furiously following Devon.", "Andie: What do you mean you don't have it? It was in your hair!", "Devon: Well, now it's not.", "Andie: Okay, that barrette was a prop, and I'm in charge of all props. I need to get it back.", "Devon: Well you better go find it.", "Andie: Oh, like I have any idea where to start looking for some tiny little barrette okay?! It could be anywhere. How could you have been so careless for something that wasn't even yours. Don't you realize that people have jobs to do? Or does the whole world just revolve around Devon?", "Devon: Get a grip, Prop Girl. Pacey comes up and pulls Andie away.", "Pacey: Okay...", "Andie: Did you see that?!", "Pacey: Yeah...", "Andie: Do you believe her?!", "Pacey: I'm starting to get a little worried about you, McPhee.", "Andie: Well, don't be. I'm fine.", "Pacey: No, you're not fine.", "Andie: Oh, great! Thanks for the support, Pacey!", "Pacey: Hey! Just tell me what to do here. 'Cause I'm starting to feel like I'm getting screwed either way.", "Andie: My dad is in I.A. (?), my mom is barely to losing it, I'm holding on by my fingertips, and you're the one getting screwed! Oh, that's right. It's always got to be about Pacey!", "Pacey: Don't make me the bad guy, Andie. I'll be your shoulder to cry on, I'll even be your punching bag, but I'm not the bad guy.", "Andie: Pacey, I keep adding things to my list instead of substracting. With school, my mother, Jack, you, something's got to give and the way I see it, there's only one thing expendable on that list.", "Pacey: C'mon, Andie. You're not in the right place to make that decision now. I just...you're not thinking straight, okay?", "Andie: Yes I am. For the first time, I'm seeing everything crystal. It's you, Pacey, you're the one that's got to give. We need to cool it because us, that's the problem.", "Pacey: Andie, you don't mean that.", "Andie: Yes, I do! And if you really care about me and you really want to help me then you would just back off and leave me alone! Andie storms off leaving a saddened Pacey behind. Cut to Dawson shooting a scene with Chris and Devon. Joey's watching angrily in the background.", "Dawson: And...action!", "Devon (aka Sammy): At least let me explain.", "Chris (aka Wade): What purpose could that possibly serve? You kissed another guy. In my mind, there's absolutely, unequivically nothing left to say! Ever.", "Devon (aka Sammy): You don't even want to know why, do you? You don't even listen to me!", "Chris (aka Wade): What justifiable reason is there that the girl who spent her entire life pretending that I was the only thing that mattered...threw it all away for a 30 second cheap thrill.", "Dawson: And...cut! That was incredible! That was great!", "Jen: Alright, great, you guys! Great shot! Let's get movin on and set up the next one before we lose the light, alright?", "Dawson: to Chris and Devon Wow... Joey storms up angrily", "Joey: Dawson! Dawson turns around.", "Dawson: Wasn't that scene incredible?", "Joey: Yeah! grabs him by the arm We need to talk! Cut to Joey leading Dawson into a classroom.", "Joey: Dawson, why do you insist on reliving in excruciating detail one of the most painful experiences of our lives? Is this your peversely, self-defeating way of moving on or are you just trying to punish me?", "Dawson: confused Neither.", "Joey: How can you be so okay with this, Dawson? I mean, didn't we mean anything to each other? Isn't anything sacred with you? I mean, I know that you've gotten over us and everything that we went through but has it ever occurred to you that maybe I haven't? I mean, it takes time and I'm happy that you are and I'm glad that you've found it so easy to move on but, you know, this movie is self-indulgent and unfair!", "Dawson: Wait a minute, wait a minute! Let's take a little refresher course, Joey! You broke up with me, okay? You have a new boyfriend. You found your art passion. You have a whole new life! And what do I have?", "Joey: A self-obsessed movie!", "Dawson: Well, forgive me for not letting go of the one thing that I've got left!", "Joey: Well, that's not healthy, Dawson!", "Dawson: I'm not going to sit here and listen to you bitch at me about what I've done, Joey! You left me! You dumped me! I haven't moved on! Okay? I haven't let go! And that's why I'm clinging for dear life to the one thing that's keeping me going! Dawson storms out and slams the door to the classroom. Cut to Grams inside the school wrapping things up. Jen walks in.", "Jen: talking to an extra Thanks for a good day. Um, tomorrow call time's 8:30. She walks over to Grams", "Jen: Hey! Need some help, Grams?", "Grams: You know, Jennifer. I watched you today and you know what I saw?", "Jen: Why do I feel a lecture coming on here?", "Grams: I saw all these young people working together as a team for a common goal and I was so impressed. Then I realized who was in charge of everyone and I was so proud. I found myself watching a beautiful, accomplished, young woman who just happened to be my granddaughter.", "Jen: Well, I hope I had everybody else fooled because I was definitely flying by the seat of my pants.", "Grams: laughs A woman movie producer. In my day, women didn't have many options. You got married, raised a family, but now, what a wonderful time to be a woman. You can do or be anything you want and without a man by your side.", "Jen: Couldn't resist that one, huh? Ty walks up.", "Ty: We just wrapped the last shot so I'm ready to go whenever you are.", "Jen: Just give me a second, k?", "Ty: K.", "Jen: to Grams Okay, go ahead. I know that you're dying to get it off your chest.", "Grams: Have a nice time, dear, you deserve it.", "Jen: Thanks, Grams. Jen walks away.", "Grams: Just don't stay out too late!", "Jen: I know... Cut to Dawson walking down the hall by Pacey sitting on his knees leaning against the lockers.", "Dawson: Hey Pacey! Pacey, you look terrible.", "Pacey: Well, I should. I mean, I really kind of screwed it up with Andie. Pushed too hard.", "Dawson: What happened?", "Pacey: Um, well, she told me I'm the element in her life that she can do without.", "Dawson: Did she mean it?", "Pacey: Yep...she meant it..", "Dawson: Then, let her go.", "Pacey: What?", "Dawson: I think you should let her go. I really do. I mean, don't just pay lip service. Just let her go.", "Pacey: Like what you're doing with Joey?", "Dawson: Like what I'm trying to do with Joey. I mean, I've been fooling myself, Pacey, but I think I'm going to do it. That's the only way to get someone back to you.", "Pacey: You know, Dawson, as text-book healthy as the letting go theory sounds, and, you know, it may work out for ya, it doesn't apply to me. I mean, this isn't just a case of teen romance gone sour. I know what I want. I want Andie. And she's hurting right now and whether she knows it or not...she needs me. I have absolutely no intention of letting her go. Pacey turns and walks down the hall. Cut to Jen and Ty walking down a sidewalk.", "Jen: I'm kind of hungry. I was hoping maybe we could grab a bite to eat.", "Ty: Well, they'll have stuff to munch on here. It's my friend Lloyd's place. He's having a get together and I told him I'd stop by.", "Jen: A party? Why didn't you say so? I'm always up for a good party.", "Ty: Cool! They go into the house and there's just a few people standing around drinking out of plastic cups.", "Ty: Hey guys!", "Lloyd: Hey everybody! Ty's here. We can get started. Hey I brought a friend with me. Jen this is everyone, everything this is Jen.", "Jen: Hi...everyone. Everyone who's there comes into the living room to join up.", "Lloyd: Okay, last time we stopped on the First Book of the Kings. The camera pans the room where everyone is pulling out their bibles. Jen looks surprised/confused/disappointed.", "Lloyd: Why don't we pick it up from Chapter 9: Gods Promise and Warning. Ty smiles at Jen as she nervously smiles back.", "Lloyd: If you turn from following me, you or your children, or my commandments and statues that I have set before you... Cut to the doorbell rings at the McPhee's. Andie runs down the stairs in her bathrobe.", "Andie: I'm coming! She opens the door to find Pacey holding a rose.", "Andie: Go away, Pacey. She shuts the door in his face. He starts knocking on the door.", "Andie: I'M IGNORING YOU! Cut to outside. Pacey is disappointed. He spots something, though. He walks around to the side of the house. Cut to Andie in her room. She hears something outside and opens her window and Pacey is climbing the (I forget what they're called) to her window.", "Andie: Are you nuts?! What are you doing?!", "Pacey: Is this thing (missed words 'cause Pacey had the rose in his mouth)? Pacey slips a little.", "Andie: Oh my God, be careful! holds up rose", "Pacey: For the lady.", "Andie: I don't believe you. Is this your way of staying away from me?", "Pacey: Oh, yeah, about that. I've decided not to. You see you need me, McPhee. I mean, come on, who else is going to put up with you?", "Andie: You know it's just one shove and it's a long way down, Pacey.", "Pacey: I'd just have to climb right back up.", "Andie: Okay, you know what? You're acting like a psycho and the last thing I need in my life, right now, is another crazy person. Go home, Pacey. She tries to shut the window but Pacey grabs it.", "Pacey: No. I'm not going to let you push me away, McPhee. You know, I think I forgot to mention that I'm actually a charter member of the Andie McPhee Fan Club and as a matter of policy, our right to ration(?) never waivers. Through the good times or the bad.", "Andie: I just...want to feel better, Pacey.", "Pacey: I know, Andie, I know and I can help. I know I can. And I'm not going to turn away from you, Andie. After all, you've done for me. And certainly not when you need me the most. We can do this together and I know that I can help you.", "Andie: Pacey, how do you know you can help me?", "Pacey: Because, Andie, I love you.", "Andie: I love you, too. They lean in and kiss. Cut to Dawson still at school while everything's wrapping up. Chris and Devon walk up.", "Chris: Hey Dawson, we're, uh, going to grab a bite to eat. Want to join us?", "Dawson: Um, nah, actually. I've got some work to do...thank you.", "Devon: Sure?", "Dawson: Yeah...yeah...", "Chris: Okay, see you later, Dawson.", "Dawson: Hey! Good work.", "Chris: Thanks.", "Devon: You know you impressed me today.", "Dawson: I did?", "Devon: Yeah, you know, it's interesting that you put such effort into making this script almost precisely match reality and yet you change the ending. You know my psyche profesor would say--", "Dawson: Let me guess, he would say that I should put away all hopes of the past and focus on the future.", "Devon: Very good. Look I just wanted to say that I think you show real potential in being a director.", "Dawson: Thank you. I appreciate that.", "Devon: Are you sure you don't want to grab a bite to eat or something?", "Dawson: I'll definitely take you up on that some other time but right now...I just want to be here.", "Devon: Okay. Have a good night. She walks off with Chris. Joey walks towards Dawson.", "Joey: Hey...", "Dawson: Joey! I assumed you'd probably taken off...", "Joey: I, um...", "Dawson: About earlier...", "Joey: Yeah...Dawson, I'm sorry I came down so hard on you this afternoon. It...it was unfair and it's just been kind of hard...watching my life be reenacted in front of half of Capeside.", "Dawson: Joey, if I offended you or hurt you in anyway, I'm sorry. I just thought that if I made this autobiographical, cathartic movie then I could put the past behind me in one fowl swoop, you know? Turns out it doesn't work that way.", "Joey: Yeah, if only things could be that simple, right?", "Dawson: You know what it is, Joey? I've spent the last few months of my existance trying to figure out how to be without you. I mean, I tried acting like it doesn't hurt, pretending I don't care, I guess I felt like if I acted like I was over you....I guess I would be. And, truth is, most of the time all I want to do is crawl into my room with my best friend, shut the blinds and just pour my heart out to her.", "Joey: Dawson, um, I don't think you realize that it has been just as difficult for me. I mean, it's been tearing me apart, too. But I know we'll always be connected. I know that our lives are destined to be intertwined but...", "Dawson: We have to move on.", "Joey: Yeah...", "Dawson: Little bit today...little more tomorrow... Jack walks up behind them.", "Jack: Joey...you, uh, you ready?", "Joey: Yeah...uh...", "Dawson: Jack! Thanks for helping me out today. I really appreciate it.", "Jack: No problem. It was fun, actually.", "Dawson: Good.", "Jack: Do you want us to hang out for a little bit? Help you clean up this stuff?", "Dawson: No, no! You guys go out and have fun. You've given me enough of a good day.", "Joey: Are you sure?", "Dawson: Yes, absolutely! Go! Get out of here!", "Joey: 'K...um, goodnight.", "Dawson: Goodnight. Jack and Joey walk off and Dawson stares after them as the last light outside is shut off and he walks towards the school building. Fade to end credits." ]	Dawson's Creek	02x13	His Leading Lady	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_02x14.json	[ "In a compelling two-part episode, the Capeside High School gossip mill kicks into overdrive after Jack bears his soul in an English assignment and is forced to expose his innermost secrets while reading his poem aloud in class. The poem alludes to feelings that Jack may have towards another boy. Dawson, Joey, and Andie are shaken by the implications of what it all means. Meanwhile, Pacey tries to defend Jack in the face of an adversarial teacher and Jen finds her latest suitor, Tyson \"Ty\" Hicks, is full of surprises. Jack later tells Joey that the poem meant nothing sexual and that it may have been about his deceased brother." ]	[ "\"To Be or Not to Be...\"", "CAST", "Dawson: James Van Der Beek", "Joey: Katie Holmes", "Pacey: Joshua Jackson", "Jen: Michelle Williams", "Andie: Meredith Monroe", "ALSO STARRING", "Gail: Mary-Margaret Humes", "Mitch: John Wesely Shipp", "Grams: Mary Beth Piel", "Bessie: Nina Repeta", "Abby: Monica Kenna", "Dawson's room - there's a miniature Capeside community built. Pacey, Dawson, and Jack are in the room.", "Pacey: I can't believe you made this whole thing by yourself.", "Dawson: Congratulations, Jack.", "Jack: Thanks. I'm not completely done. I still have this whole back section to paint.", "Dawson: I-I-I'm....truly impressed. And grateful.", "Jack: It's...a little unclear, though, as to why you want this. You're not going to like, blow it up or anything, are ya?", "Dawson: No...um, there's no asteroid in my movie. It's for aerial shots. Establishing scenes....you get the right lense...the right light...perfect point of the Creekside village.", "Pacey: It's amazing what a little camera trickery can do. Well, if you guys will excuse me, I have a ton of homework to do including Peterson's assignment which I haven't even started yet.", "Jack: sighs Yeah, I haven't either.", "Dawson: Pacey Witter is leaving early to do homework...a slightly less believable and inquiring light.", "Pacey: Yeah, yeah, it's a disgusting habit.", "Dawson: Alright, well, thanks guys, I'll see you later.", "Jack: No, I can stay.", "Dawson: Well, I'm just going to do a test-shot...", "Jack: No, it's okay, I'd like to see it. It's alright.", "Dawson: Okay. Cool.", "Pacey: Well....ta-ta, gents. Don't stay up too late. It is a school night. Pacey leaves. Dawson laughs.", "Dawson: Speaking as his closest friend, your sister has had quite a profound relationship on him.", "Jack: Yeah, well, relationships will do that. Dawson's face drops and he moves to get his camera. Jack realizes how it sounded.", "Jack: Sorry. I didn't mean that the way it came out.", "Dawson: Look, Jack, this hasn't exactly been the easiest of situations for either of us. But your help in this film has been so significant. I just...", "Jack: So we're cool?", "Dawson: Yeah. So what's this Peterson stuff about?", "Jack: Oh, a poem. He wants us to write something that's critical to our being, whatever. It's just another assignment I'm going to screw up.", "Dawson: It's a poem. It can't be that hard.", "Jack: You know, I read your script. You're the expert writer here. Any advice on how to get to the good stuff?", "Dawson: Listen to yourself, you know? I mean poetry is a chance to give the world a peek of the innermost private part of yourself that you'd, in other cases, just stifle.", "Jack: So just listen to myself?", "Dawson: Yeah, I mean...you never know what you'll hear. Will you do me a favor and hit the lights?", "Jack: Oh, yeah. The lights go off as Dawson adjusts the camera to focus in on a replica of the exterior of his house.", "Dawson: And there it is. The perfect Creekside village. The fake house fades into Dawson's real house and then we get a shot of the real creek. Cut to Capeside High exterior. Pacey is waiting on the campus and he spots his counselor approaching.", "Pacey: Mr. Milo! Now, before you say anything, I want you to know that I have the situation under complete control.", "Mr.Milo: And what situation is that?", "Pacey: Well, whatever academic improprieties you were about to make me aware of.", "Mr.Milo: Improprieties is the wrong word. Try kudos. Pacey looks confused", "Mr.Milo(cont.): I just received the midterm reports for all the students on academic watch. And after removing my jaw from the floor, I came to you. You posted 3 \"B\"'s and 2 \"A\"'s.", "Pacey: That's impossible.", "Mr.Milo: Well, one would think so. Pacey looks up and Mr. Milo smiles.", "Pacey: You know, I don't think I've ever seen you smile before, Mr. Milo. I'm liking this. The smiling thing I definitely like.", "Mr.Milo: Well, you just keep up the good work, Mr. Witter! They enter the school and we cut to inside as Pacey happily heads towards Andie who is standing by Jack and Joey. Pacey picks Andie up and swings her around in the air and she screams. He sets her down and they kiss. Jack and Joey stare at them and laugh.", "Andie: Mm...what was that for?", "Pacey: Just 'cause. Jack puts his arm around Joey and leans in.", "Joey: Don't even.", "Jack: What? We can't kiss 'just cause'?", "Joey: Sure, we can. In private. Massive suckface embraces are better left for bedrooms and private sunsets. to Pacey and Andie No offense.", "Pacey and Andie: (simultaneously) None taken! Dawson walks up.", "Dawson: Hey Jack! I was just wondering when do you think you can get started on the set for the pageant scene?", "Jack: Um, this weekend if you want.", "Dawson: Great! I'll schedule the shoot for the weekend after. Jack nods and Dawson walks off to his locker. The bell rings.", "Pacey: Well, I hate to be the stickler but we are late for an hour of health.", "Jack: Yeah, you got your poem Stickler?", "Pacey: Of course! Andie and Pacey continue off down the hall.", "Jack: Well, see ya! I gotta go to class. Bye. They kiss", "Joey: Bye. She turns and walks toward Dawson at his locker, smiling.", "Joey: So....that was nice.", "Dawson: What was nice?", "Joey: You and Jack actually conversing! It was a surprise.", "Dawson: Well, some people are capable of moving beyond those petty, long-behind rivalries to higher ground. Joey laughs", "Joey: Yeah, right! If Jack wasn't doing your movie, Dawson, he'd still be the enemy.", "Dawson: Not true! Joey pushes him, jokingly.", "Joey: You are so Hollywood! He pushes her back, jokingly.", "Dawson: Am not! Cut to outside, Jen is sitting at a table and Ty comes up.", "Ty: Across the green...he spots her, stealthfully the lion crosses the green and settles beside his prey, the helpless llama.", "Jen: not enthusiastic. Hey Ty.", "Ty: Well, as far as I know, there's been three phone messages to you in this last week. Adorable phone messages with my number included. I was wondering why you haven't returned any of them.", "Jen: You're on my 'To Call' list, Ty. I just am trying to get around.", "Ty: Well, not to toot my own horn or anything, but I could swear you were into me that night.", "Jen: Not to toot your own horn or anything.", "Ty: It was the party, wasn't it? All that Bible-speak freaked you out.", "Jen: Honestly...yeah. It did.", "Ty: Jen, that's not all that I am, alright? For your information, I'm not some Bible-banging Dorkus-Magworkus here. Jen laughs.", "Jen: I'm not saying that you are, Ty. It's just...obviously, your religion is very important to you. Ty nods.", "Jen: I just see it as an inevitable obstacle in our relationship.", "Ty: Don't you think we should go out on our first date before you map out our entire future?", "Jen: Ty...you're sweet. And you're funny. But you go to these Bible meetings three times a week and that's probably how many times I've been to church in the past 10 years so...hopefully you can understand why that would present a problem with us being anything more than just friends. She gets up.", "Ty: See, that just goes to show how little you know me. See...I'm not funny at all. You know, I'm not giving up.", "Jen: Now, that's a shame.", "Ty: You know, I thought most women admired persistence.", "Jen: Well, that just goes to show how little you know about me. I'm not most women. She walks off leaving Ty behind. Cut to Mr. Peterson picking up poems. He comes to Pacey who's flipping desperately through his notebooks looking for his.", "Mr.Peterson: Mr. Witter, empty-handed, I presume?", "Pacey: No, no, I had it at my locker. I must have...finds it left it right here in my binder! He hands it to Mr. Peterson", "Mr.Peterson: 'Ode to the Sports Car'?", "Pacey: Yeah, trust me, they're more exciting than Grecian arts.", "Mr.Peterson: Trying out cursive for the first time?", "Pacey: sighs I worked hard on that.", "Mr.Peterson: I'm sure. However, you neglected penmanship and presentation is minus half the grade. So the way I see it, you have two choices. You can hand the poem in tomorrow, written legibly and lose credit for handing it in late, or you can hand it in as it is, and the highest grade you'll see will be your old friend the letter \"D\".", "Pacey: That's not fair.", "Mr.Peterson: Fairness is overrated.", "Pacey: to Jack Is it just me or does that man get meaner everyday?", "Jack: It's not you.", "Mr.Peterson: Excuse me, Mr. McPhee?", "Jack: Uh, nothing...", "Mr.Peterson: I hope that your poetry assignment went well, Mr. McPhee. We're all very aware of how critical it is to your deficient grade in this class. Jack just nods.", "Jack: Sure, yeah...it went fine.", "Mr.Peterson: Then, perhaps you would like to read your poem to the class.", "Jack: nervously Um, you said these poems were just for you.", "Mr.Peterson: I changed my mind. These things happen. Please, read us your poem.", "Jack: Um...I'd really rather not...", "Mr.Peterson: Mr.McPhee, what you would rather do is of no importance to me.", "Jack: I-um, if it's okay with you, can I just hand it in?", "Mr.Peterson: Read the poem.", "Jack: Please. I don't--", "Mr.Peterson: We're waiting.", "Jack: very nervously takes his paper and stands up Um...sighs Today Today was a day the world got smaller. Darker. Even more afraid. Not of what I am... Jack looks up, fearfully.", "Mr.Peterson: Continue...", "Jack: (cont.) I grew more afraid. Not of what I am, But what I could be. I loosen my collar to take a breath. My eyes fade and I see... I see him. An angel of perfection, His frame strong. His lips smooth. I keep thinking what am I so scared of? And I wish I could escape the pain but these thoughts, They invade my head, Like shackles of guilt. They upleash at me. He's started to cry...", "Jack: Excuse me. He rushes out of the room. Pacey gets up to follow.", "Mr.Peterson: What are you doing?", "Pacey: I'm going to see if he's alright.", "Mr.Peterson: You'll do nothing of the kind. Sit down.", "Pacey: But he was crying!", "Mr.Peterson: I said SIT DOWN! Pacey slowly walks back to his seat.", "Mr.Peterson: Okay, everyone, open your books to pg.57. Pacey just sits there and gives him a deadly stare. Cut to Pacey and Dawson, in the computer lab. Dawson leans over to try to see Joey's screen.", "Joey: What are you doing?", "Dawson: smiles Nothing.", "Joey: What?", "Dawson: Just trying to get a peek at your secret online handle. What is it? PCJoey? PerkyPotter?", "Joey: What's yours? SpielbergStud?", "Dawson: No. The camera pans to a group of boys at another set of computers right behind Joey and Dawson.", "Boy#1: And he started to cry...", "Boy#2: No way.", "Boy#1: I heard it from, like, half the class. He's reading this poem and he was just crying...", "Boy#3: Wait a minute...who is this?", "Boy#2: Jack McPhee, the new kid. Cut to Joey's face when she hears his name and she's listening to the conversation.", "Boy#2 (offscreen): Peterson makes him read his poem in class. He starts crying. The camera zooms out to show Dawson's reaction, too. He's listening intently, confused. Joey looks confused, also.", "Boy#2 (offscreen, cont.): Here's the best part. The poem was about a guy. McPhee's a total homo.", "Boy#1: Total. I mean, look at him. Close up on Joey's confused reaction. Cut to Bessie and Joey helping a table.", "Bessie: to customers Thank you! Dawson walks in", "Bessie: Hi Dawson!", "Dawson: Hey. He goes up to Joey.", "Dawson: Joey, hey, you got a second?", "Joey: Sure.", "Dawson: Um, have you talked to Jack yet?", "Joey: No, we haven't really talked about it yet. He's still kind of upset about it...", "Dawson: I can imagine. The rumor mill is going into overdrive on this one. I've heard about it twice more.", "Joey: You think that's bad? I've heard everything from Jack is seen regularly wearing dresses down Main Street to he's checked into a monastery to deal with his sexual ambibilance.", "Dawson: You're pretty flip about this.", "Joey: What? It's all just a big joke?", "Dawson: Is it?", "Joey: What are you insinuating?", "Dawson: I'm not insinuating anything. I'm just...I'm concerned about you.", "Joey: What are you trying to do, Dawson? Give validity to some ridiculous rumor that Jack's gay?", "Dawson: No, Joey, I never said that!", "Joey: You pretty much did.", "Dawson: Look, Joey, all I'm trying to do is find out what's going on and I hope that you would know me well enough to know that my concern is genuine, okay? There's no need to be so defensive about this.", "Joey: Oh, I'm not being defensive, Dawson. Why don't we just say what this conversation is really about? Your passive-aggressive way to highlight some flaw in Jack that would get us to break up!", "Dawson: That's way over the line.", "Joey: No, from where I'm standing, I think it's perfectly in balance. Cut to the McPhee house. Andie and Pacey are sitting at the table, studying.", "Andie: So in 1936, the Stalin constitution was adopted. Communists everywhere boasted that now the Soviet Union was the most democratic country in the world. Jack comes down the stairs.", "Jack: I'm going to go down the the Icehouse and help clean up. I'll see you later.", "Pacey: Later, Jack! He leaves.", "Pacey: Well, you're a bit frosty.", "Andie: Pardon me?", "Pacey: Jack. He's had a long day and you've hardly said two words to him this whole afternoon.", "Andie: Well, I don't understand why he had to write that poem in the first place. If he hadn't written something that could be so easily misinterpreted then...", "Pacey: What? If he'd have censored himself?", "Andie: Don't twist my words. Look, I know Jack better than you do, Pacey, and ever since we were kids he's had this whole different Drummer thing going on and not everybody gets it. He should have known better than to expose himself to someone as venomous as Peterson, that's all.", "Pacey: Well, Andie, I may be wrong here, but I don't think that guest-starring in his own public humiliation was Jack's intention. There's something deeper going on there.", "Andie: Like?", "Pacey: Like...maybe you should talk to him.", "Andie: About what?", "Pacey: Well, for starters, the poem. Maybe it wasn't misinterpreted.", "Andie: I'm--no. No. Jack is not gay. He's talked about girls his entire life. He's crazy about Joey. He hates Madonna. He's not gay.", "Pacey: Well, have you ever asked him?", "Andie: No. I don't need to.", "Pacey: Well, hypothetically speaking, if he were gay...how would that make you feel?", "Andie: I guess I'd be disappointed.", "Pacey: Disappointed. Geez, Andie...", "Andie: You asked me how I'd feel! Look, I don't need this. I don't need to be criticized for a hypothetical feeling over a hypothetical situation that is completely unfathomable.", "Pacey: Well, for Jack's sake, I hope you're right. Cut to Jen's house. The phone rings.", "Jen: Hello?", "Ty: What if I didn't ask you out on a date, persay? Then, you wouldn't have to worry about our breakup due to ideological difficulties and you could still go out with me. And non-Bible related, I promise.", "Jen: Sorry Jack.", "Ty: Aw, Jen. Have a little faith in me. Maybe under this Sunday school venire lies a partying maniac.", "Jen: I doubt it. I'm hanging up. She does and the phone rings again. She picks up.", "Ty: I told you I was persistent.", "Jen: You know, persistent isn't exactly the word that comes to mind right now.", "Ty: C'mon, Jen! I'll pick you up at 9.", "Jen: No! She hangs up. The phone rings again. She picks up.", "Ty: 9:45. Going once, going twice...", "Jen: You really are persistent.", "Ty: C'mon Jen! Just a couple of hours.", "Jen: Be here at 10. She hangs up. Cut to the Icehouse. Jack is washing off some tables and Joey walks up.", "Bessie: Jo! Did you get the cleaning supplies for the kitchen?", "Joey: Got 'em right here.", "Bessie: Great!", "Jack: Here. I'll get 'em. He takes them and walks off.", "Bessie: He's been quiet as a church mouse all night. What happened?", "Joey: You don't even want to know.", "Bessie: Poor guy looks like he lost his best friend. Go talk to him.", "Joey: But he doesn't want to! I mean, how do you talk to somebody about something that they've made perfectly clear they don't want to talk about?", "Bessie: Well, I always start with 'Long day, huh?'. It opens the conversation up. So, I'm all through here. If you could lock up, that'd be great! See ya!", "Joey: Okay... Jack walks in. Joey sighs.", "Joey: Long day, huh?", "Jack: If you want to ask me something, I suggest you just ask it.", "Joey: I'm sorry, Jack. It's just...people are already saying things.", "Jack: Since when do you care what other people are saying?", "Joey: Well, maybe it's because you still haven't offered me any kind of explanation for what you wrote.", "Jack: I don't have to.", "Joey: You're right. You don't. It's just that, you know, being the one that you are dating, it'd be nice to know if there was a particular reason you wrote a poem about a guy. It has to have some degree of importance in your life, considering it did make you cry in front of a roomful of people.", "Jack: Alright, look, I sat down last night, before I went to bed, and for half an hour, I wrote what I was feeling. And one of the images that came into my head was masculine, nothing sexual about it, okay? It could have been me, it could have been the image of my brother. I don't know, Joey. But I do know that there was nothing gay about that poem. And as for the crying...I don't know. It hit a weird nerve as I was reading it. It just unleashed some stuff that I've been dealing with in my family. My brother's death...I don't know. It's the only explanation I can come up with and if it's not good enough for you then you can just believe what everyone else is saying.", "Joey: Jack...I don't believe what they're saying.", "Jack: I hope not. Because I adore you, Joey. And I assure you. If was to ever write a love poem....it would be about you. Nobody else. They hug", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Cut to Jen and Ty walking into a club.", "Ty: I think you're really going to like this place.", "Jen: If I'd of known we were going to a club, I would have brought my fake I.D. Ty spots a singer.", "Ty: Sherry!", "Sherry: Hey!", "Ty: Good evening. You singing tonight?", "Sherry: Yeah, I'm up next. Any requests?", "Ty: Yeah, um...something romantic. And two martinis.", "Sherry: You've got it, Ty.", "Ty: Thanks. Have a seat.", "Jen: (missed line -- mumbling) Isn't that a little bit against the rules?", "Ty: Who's rules?", "Jen: Drinking, this whole Swinger lifestyle...it's not exactly Sunday school clean.", "Ty: But...right now, we're not in Sunday school. Cut to the singer...then Jen and Ty dancing...Cut to school the next day. Copies of Jack's poem were copied and pasted all around school. Pacey and Andie are ripping them down.", "Pacey: Tonight on a very special episode of Capeside High...it's Jack's poem. This is ridiculous. Can you believe this?", "Andie: Why? Why would they do this? Cut to Mr. Peterson's class.", "Mr.Peterson: Mr. McPhee?", "Jack: Yes?", "Mr.Peterson: Would you care to continue reading your now, very public, work of poetry?", "Jack: You can't be serious.", "Mr.Peterson: I am. You left us high and dry. If you want a completed grade, then you have to complete reading the poem. It's very simple.", "Jack: Why are you doing this to me?", "Pacey: Because he can. Pacey stands up and walks towards him", "Mr.Peterson: Mr. Witter, I suggest you sit down.", "Pacey: No.", "Mr.Peterson: SIT DOWN!", "Pacey: You want somebody to read the poem. I'll read it. Today Today was a day the world got smaller. Darker. I grew more afraid. Not of what I am but of what I could be.", "Mr.Peterson: I SAID STOP!!!! He grabs the paper away from Pacey.", "Mr.Peterson: You will listen to me when I talk to you, young man.", "Pacey: Why should I?", "Mr.Peterson: Well, that's it. I am writing you a pass and you can report immediately to Principal Markom's(?) office.", "Pacey: What part of you is it that gets off on torturing students? Everyone in this class may be afraid of you, but I'm not! I see your miserable scare tactics for exactly what they are, the misguided lassions of a bitter, lonely old man who only feels good when somebody in the class feels worse.", "Mr.Peterson: Thank you for the analysis, Mr. Witter. I'll send a check along with the 'F' you'll get on your report card.", "Pacey: You can't fail me! I've gotten a 'B' or better on every test we've had in this class.", "Mr.Peterson: Well, I can. I've been waiting to fail you all quarter.", "Pacey: You disgust me.", "Mr.Peterson: And you, Mr. Witter, are a failure. Destined to always be a failure. Trying to teach people like you is like spitting in the face of the entire educational system. Pacey spits in Mr.Peterson's face.", "Pacey: No, sir. That is spitting in the face of the entire educational system. Pacey walks out of the classroom. Cut to Pacey in the principal's office.", "Pacey: I won't apoligize.", "Principal: Yes, you will, Pacey.", "Pacey: No I won't.", "Mr.Peterson: What did I tell you? The child's an insubordinate little waste.", "Mr.Milo: Hey, you're hardly innocent either.", "Mr.Peterson: And what does that mean?", "Mr.Milo: You made a student cry and another student had an excessive reaction.", "Mr.Peterson: You call a student spitting in a teacher's face excessive? That's the understatement of the year.", "Principal: I suggest we reconvene tomorrow. Mr. Witter, hopefully, by that time you will have been capable of conguring up an apoligy and if not, I will have no choice but to give you a suspension. Pacey walks out and Jack is sitting on a bench.", "Pacey: Hey Jack. Listen, man, you didn't have to come down here. I appreciate it but...", "Jack: I did. Mr. Milo wants to talk to me. I can't imagine what about.", "Pacey: Yeah, they told me they wanted me to apoligize. I told them to go screw themselves.", "Jack: That was stupid.", "Pacey: Who's side are you on here anyway?", "Jack: My own. I can fight my own battles. You know, I didn't need you to make a spectacle out of this whole thing.", "Pacey: Wo, wo, wo. Stop right there, Jack. I thought I was doing you a favor in there.", "Jack: Well, you weren't. Look, I didn't need a hero. I recognize it's an addiction of yours but this is one instance when you just should have kept your nose out of it! Cut to Jen and Ty outside.", "Ty: Well, they weren't selling roses. Cupcake? Jen takes it.", "Jen: Thank you.", "Ty: So, full report. Tell me, was I not fun last night? Jen starts laughing.", "Ty: What's so funny?", "Jen: You. This...", "Ty: What?", "Jen: Alternate identities.", "Ty: You mean, student by day, ratpacker by night?", "Jen: Some people would call it the height of hypocracy.", "Ty: Well, it's not hypocritical at all. To me, it's something you go to church about on Sunday. Listen, my religion doesn't assume that I'm a perfect individual, Jen. In fact, it expects that I'm not.", "Jen: Ah, I see. So it's a party now, confess later sort of thing?", "Ty: You wanna do it again? C'mon. Your Grams likes me.", "Jen: She likes what she knows about you which apparently isn't all that much.", "Ty: And you plan on keeping it that way.", "Jen: There's a thought. Cut to Andie, Pacey, and Dawson walking down the hallway.", "Andie: So what are you going to do?", "Pacey: What do you mean?", "Andie: Well, about Peterson. You're going to apoligize, right?", "Pacey: No, I'm going to take the suspension.", "Andie: What?", "Pacey: After what that man did? I'm not going to apoligize to him, he doesn't deserve it.", "Andie: It doesn't matter what he did, Pacey. You spit in his face.", "Pacey: I was there. Thank you.", "Andie: Dawson? Dawson just keeps walking with them, silently. Pacey stops in amazement at them.", "Pacey: You too, huh?", "Dawson: Pacey, this is serious.", "Pacey: You think I don't know that?", "Dawson: All we're saying is be aware of the consequences.", "Pacey: I am aware of the consequences, alright? Cut to Jack coming out of the office where Joey's waiting for him.", "Jack: These are pamphlets Milo coincidentally just happened to have on his desk. Ever feel like you're trapped in one of those Lifetime movies?", "Joey: 'Gay and okay', 'What's my sexuality?', 'Am I gay?' God, this sounds like a bad game show. Cut back to Pacey, Andie, and Dawson walking down the hall.", "Andie: What about your gradepoint? You still care about that, don't you? It's not going to survive a suspension, Pacey. It will destroy all the hard work you've done and you'll be right back at square one.", "Pacey: An academic loser.", "Andie: That's not what I said.", "Pacey: But it's what you felt. Andie, everything that I've worked for, everything that you've helped me to become, is somebody who believes in himself and his instincts and every instinct in me tells me that what that man did in that classroom was wrong.", "Andie: But--", "Pacey: It's just wrong! Andie gives up and turns around and she sees something and her face drops. The camera zooms out to Pacey's face which is very angry.", "Andie: Oh my God. Cut to Jack and Joey.", "Jack: I'm going to need your help with this, Joey. I have a feeling it's going to get a lot worse before it gets better.", "Joey: I'm here.", "Jack: Thanks. Jack and Joey look down the hall and both their faces drop. We cut to what they're looking at. On Jack's locker, some kids have spraypainted \"FAG\" in red and there's a crowd around it, staring at him and his locker. Everyone just stands there for a minute, then Jack slowly walks through the crowd, stares at his locker, and then starts doing the combination. People whisper. Cut to Joey who looks like she's about to cry. Jack fumbles around in his locker some more. The same group still stands there. Joey tries to get herself together, running scenarios of what she should do in her mind. Finally, she walks towards him.", "Joey: Kiss me.", "Jack: What? Why?", "Joey: Just cause. Joey pulls him in for a kiss and everyone in the crowd whispers among themselves. Cut to the McPhee house. Jack is drying dishes.", "Andie: Thanks for cleaning up.", "Jack: Dialogue. That would mean you're talking to me again.", "Andie: I've been really unfair the last couple of days.", "Jack: It's okay. I knew you'd come around.", "Andie: Do you have to be so immensely forgiving? Do you have an ounce of meanness anywhere in your body? At the very least it would make for our sibling squabbles more interesting.", "Jack: Why make them interesting? I win them as they are.", "Andie: It's just...been really hard.", "Jack: For both of us.", "Andie: But you're better suited for it.", "Jack: Nobody's suited for public ridicule, Andie. You just deal with it.", "Andie: I don't. When I first heard what happened to you in class, my initial reaction was resentment. Of all the possibilities, you know, I didn't even feel sorry for you. I just...thought, oh great, thanks, when things finally seemed to be slowing down in my life, and now I have to deal with this. And everything that has happened to us in our lives just made me so afraid. And I didn't think anyone could understand that, especially you. I mean you're so strong and independent and then....and then....holds up folded sheet of paper I read this. Your poem. I kept one of the ones I tore down. It's a really beautiful poem, Jack. And I don't know if it means that you're gay or not and I really don't care. But I'll tell you what I do know. The person who wrote this poem...he's just as scared as I am. Jack, you're terrified and I'm your sister and I had no idea. I just wanted to let you know that I'm here for you. And I love you. And you're not alone. They hug.", "Jack: Thank you. Cut to Joey running up the dock towards Dawson's house. Cut to Dawson's room where he's studying the mini-model of Capeside. Joey appears in the window.", "Joey: Dawson, can I come in?", "Dawson: surprised Wo! Um...yeah.", "Joey: Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. It's been a highly irregular few days and climbing this ladder is the sheerest form of normalcy I know.", "Dawson: Yeah...come in.", "Joey: I just wanted to say I'm sorry about yesterday.", "Dawson: It's okay. I understand.", "Joey: sees Capeside model Wow. This is amazing. This is the whole town.", "Dawson: It's incredible, isn't it? Jack built it just for the film.", "Joey: sighs Dawson, I need your advice. And I know because of the situation it may be hard to dispense it but...I really need it.", "Dawson: Anything. Talk to me.", "Joey: I'm thinking that maybe....you were right....about....Jack and the poem.", "Dawson: That he meant to write it.", "Joey: Well, he says he didn't and he has 1,000 reasonable excuses that all make sense only....they don't make sense. I keep wishing that I just would have done what you told me and just asked him if...um...laughs at the situation he was gay.", "Dawson: So why don't you?", "Joey: If I ask him then he'll know that I've considered it. And if he knows that I've considered it then it will always be there that I've considered it.", "Dawson: It's the elephant in the room syndrome. The obvious but unspoken topic. The thing that's always lurking but never brought up. Of course, in your case, it's a gay elephant.", "Joey: You know, this isn't funny.", "Dawson: Sorry, I had to say it. Joey flops back on the bed.", "Dawson: You have to ask him. I mean, if there's one thing that I've learned about relationships in the past year is that they begin and end with honesty and if you want to save what you have with Jack, looks down and I believe it's worth saving, it's that you've got to be honest, you know? So, go. Go hunt an elephant. Joey gets up and slowly heads for the window.", "Joey: Alright...thanks... She turns around and considers Dawson's behavior.", "Joey: Thank you. She leans in and kisses him on the cheek and heads for the window. Dawson sighs. Cut to Dawson and Pacey sitting outside of the principal's office. Mr. Peterson walks in and looks at Pacey. He smiles evily before he enters the office.", "Pacey: Look at that guy. Tell me he does not have it out for me.", "Dawson: Well, if he didn't already then he certainly does now.", "Pacey: You know, maybe I should just do it. I should just apoligize. Dawson just sits there.", "Pacey: You don't think what I did was right, do you?", "Dawson: I can't judge. I wasn't there.", "Pacey: But would you have done it yourself?", "Dawson: No.", "Pacey: And if I go in there and I can't apoligize. Would you be ashamed of me?", "Dawson: smiles In my lifetime, Pacey, I will never be ashamed of you. Mr. Milo comes out of the office.", "Mr.Milo: Pacey, we're ready for you. Pacey gets up and goes in. Inside, he walks over to the center of the room.", "Principal: Mr. Witter, I trust that you've had ample time to put into proper perspective the events of yesterday morning.", "Pacey: I have, yeah.", "Principal: Well, the ball's in your court. We're all ears.", "Pacey: I should start my saying that I'm more ashamed for what I did in that classroom yesterday than anything I have done in my life. It was dead wrong and I have no case here and I'm sorry. However, I am not now, nor will I ever be, apolegetic for it's intention. Everyday we, the students of Capeside, come to a place where you guys are in charge. You tell us when to arrive, and when to leave, and when to move rooms, and when to eat. You tell us when we're doing well and when we need to be doing better and we never, ever question it because we're afraid to. To question it is to go against the belief that the entire system is built upon. The belief that you guys know what's right. And I'm not afraid to tell you that what happened in that classroom was not right. To make a student cry, to embarress him, to strip him of his dignity in front of his classmates, is not right. And while I do respect the system, I do NOT respect men like you, Mr. Peterson, I don't. I can't. And I never will. Not after what you did. You have a good afternoon. He leaves. Cut to Pacey sitting on a dock, alone, later that night. Andie walks up to him.", "Andie: How'd it go?", "Pacey: As well as could be imagined. They're suspending me for a week. Why'd you bother coming down here?", "Andie: Because I care about you.", "Pacey: Do you?", "Andie: What kind of question is that?", "Pacey: It's a reasonable one, Andie. Do you have any idea what I went through today? Do you know how much I needed your support?", "Andie: Pacey, I can't support everything you do. I never will.", "Pacey: I don't need you to agree with everything I say, Andie. The world would be a boring place if you did. But what I do need to know is that somehow, some way, you're there for me.", "Andie: How dare you. I challenge one action of yours and you throw it in my face as if it's some kind of weakness?", "Pacey: It's not just me! You weren't there for your brother, either!", "Andie: Oh, yes I was. I apoligized to him and I was coming to apoligize for you but for some reason, I was struggling with it all the way down here. That reason has become crystal clear. Jack is innocent, Pacey. What's happening right now he has no control over. But you. Pacey, you knew exactly what you were doing in that classroom.", "Pacey: Well, what would you have me do, Andie? Just stand there and let Peterson do that to him?", "Andie: There are other ways of handling--", "Pacey: When I knew the whole time that IT WAS MY FAULT. It was MY fault. Peterson knew that he couldn't get the best of me so he went after your brother. If I hadn't of instigated him that day...none of this would have happened. I did whatever I could to stop it. I had to stop it.", "Andie: Why didn't you tell me that you felt responsible?", "Pacey: Because, Andie, you didn't want to hear it. You just wanted me to clean up the mess. But there are some messes you just have to live with. I'm going home now.", "Andie: Do you want me to come with you?", "Pacey: No. Not tonight. Pacey starts walking home. Cut to the Icehouse. Joey walks in while Jack is cleaning.", "Joey: Hey Jack.", "Jack: Hey, where you been? I've been covering both shifts.", "Joey: Are you gay?", "Jack: Excuse me?", "Joey: Are you gay? You don't have to answer right away. I just had to ask right away because it's just been building up inside of me and there's just no easy way for a girl to ask her boyfriend if he's gay so I know that you already explained to me that the poem wasn't about a guy but I feel like when we discuss it we never really discuss it and I never really ask the one important question that you can feel free to answer any minute now so that--", "Jack: No. I'm not gay.", "Joey: Okay. You don't know what a relief that is. I mean, I don't care, I would have dealt with it fine, I promise. Just who wants to deal with all the obvious and not obvious issues of a girl who's dating a guy who turns out to be gay and it's just so hard. Jack puts his hands on her shoulders and she shuts up. They kiss.", "Jack: Feel better?", "Joey: You don't even know. Would you do me a favor?", "Jack: Yeah, what?", "Joey: No more poems for awhile.", "Jack: You got it. No more poems. They kiss and then they hug and Joey's face is of contentment and Jack seems to be deep in thought about...his sexuality." ]	Dawson's Creek	02x14	To Be or Not to Be...	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_02x15.json	[ "On Dawson's advice, Joey attempts to heal the wounds of her new romance with Jack, which were left exposed by the poem and the resulting innuendo. Jack again reassures her. However, when Jack confronts his innermost secrets, their lives and everyone's close to them will never be the same again. Elsewhere, Pacey takes on Mr. Peterson and challenges his abusive teaching methods. His insistence on making things right in the school alienate Andie, and the two of them must work hard to put their relationship back together." ]	[ "\"...And That is the Question\"", "CAST", "Dawson: James Van Der Beek", "Joey: Katie Holmes", "Pacey: Joshua Jackson", "Jen: Michelle Williams", "Andie: Meredith Monroe", "ALSO STARRING", "Gail: Mary-Margaret Humes", "Mitch: John Wesely Shipp", "Grams: Mary Beth Piel", "Bessie: Nina Repeta", "Abby: Monica Kenna", "Dawson's room - Pacey is watching \"Jerry Maguire\"", "Jerry: on TV I'm starting a new company. The fish will come with me. You can call me sentimental... Dawson walks in", "Dawson: Dawson Leery, personal homework carrier, has arrived. Apparently, just in time for a private screening in his home theater.", "Pacey: Dawson, when my suspension is over tomorrow, I'll go back home, but until then, I'm willing to risk you getting sick of me for invading your personal domain because hiding out here and alienating you...beats the hell out of torture and death in the hands of my father at home.", "Dawson: Well, I'm happy to help. I'm just saying that I will be happy when my room returns to it's original owner...and odor. So...Jerry Maguire again, huh?", "Pacey: Yeah, I'm running it on a continuous loop. It speaks to my current situation as a renegade moral crusader. So...what's new in the land of higher education?", "Dawson: Well, pretty much the same old plus the ol' sexual identity crisis.", "Pacey: How is Jack?", "Dawson: Well, he seems okay. He's kind of keeping a low profile.", "Pacey: And, uh...Joey?", "Dawson: She's fine.", "Pacey: Uh...Andie?", "Dawson: Um..last I heard she had run off to Bali with a Brazilian soap star named Diego. I hear she's very happy, though, and tan. Would you just call her, you idiot? I can't believe you've let a week go by without even talking to her.", "Pacey: Dawson, it's not that easy, okay? Andie thinks I'm responsible for dragging another McPhee scandal through the school quarters and I think she was being short-sided and selfish and insensitive so right now, we're at an impass.", "Dawson: No, last week you were at an impass. Right now, you're just in avoidance. Pacey sighs and Dawson sits down.", "Dawson: Right now, she's hurting and you care about her, Pacey. Just...apoligize. Swallow your pride and get your girlfriend back.", "Pacey: I don't want to apoligize to her, Dawson! I stood up for something that I believed in and I was right! I mean, look at my man Jerry, here. His mission statement. He took a stand.", "Dawson: And he lost everything. He had to beg, grovel, and crawl to get it all back. And he was not sleeping on his best friend's floor.", "Pacey: I thought you said I could have the bed tonight.", "Dawson: I don't think so.", "Pacey: Joey gets the bed.", "Dawson: laughs Don't go there. Cut to Jen and Ty kissing in front of the school.", "Ty: I'll see you later.", "Jen: Okay.", "Ty: Okay, bye!", "Jen: Bye! Ty walks off and Dawson walks up to Jen.", "Dawson: Love blooms in Capeside.", "Jen: laughs God, I feel so silly. It's like I have this stupid Junior High crush.", "Dawson: It's great. I'm very happy for you. He seems like a really nice guy, too.", "Jen: He is. Very cool.", "Dawson: Great.", "Jen: Actually, um, feel like joining us? I'm planning a little evening excursion tonight.", "Dawson: A bible party?", "Jen: Not exactly... Cut to Joey digging in her locker and Jack's standing behind her.", "Jack: How deep does this thing go?", "Joey: I can't find my econ. book. She hands a book and a purse to Jack among many other things he's been holding for her as she searches. He kind of hangs the purse off his shoulder.", "Morgan: Oooh! Nice purse, McPhee!", "Jack: Oh! Let me know if you want to borrow it sometime, Morgan!", "Joey: What a jerk.", "Jack: Whatever.", "Joey: It would just be nice if the running commentary would come to a stop, that's all.", "Jack: And what? Give up my role as Capeside's most talked about non-homosexual?", "Joey: You know what I mean. I mean, Jack you're not gay. So what is the joy in talking about something that has already been refuted.", "Jack: Ah, well, we're going to have to fight fire with fire here. What do you say we make love on the student green? Joey stops, not in the mood for joking around.", "Jack: Wait, wait! Even better! We could end me. We could have a \"going into the closet\" party and then everybody could come dressed up as their favorite straight person.", "Joey: laughs Get to class, Straight Boy.", "Jack: gruff voice Uh, uh, no. That's, uh, Bubba to you. He kisses her on the cheek then walks off down the hall. Joey's face drops and Dawson walks up.", "Dawson: I know that look...", "Joey: Yeah, okay, well you can still look but you can't ask, okay?", "Dawson: Okay. Tonight, um, Jen has convinced me to tag along to this club that Ty likes. You wanna come?", "Joey: I can't.", "Dawson: Okay.", "Joey: I'm sorry, um, thank you for asking. It's just that, um, Jack and I have plans to study.", "Dawson: Ohh. Sounds like fun.", "Joey: We haven't been focusing too much on fun recently.", "Dawson: Well, maybe you should. You know, invite him to come along with us. Or you could, laughs I can't believe I'm suggesting this, just plan something for the two of you alone. Maybe even something...romantic.", "Joey: surprised Dawson Leery. I can't believe you're giving me relationship advice.", "Dawson: There are easier things in the world. Anyways, I gotta go. He takes off down the hall and Joey has that \"What-a-nice-guy-I-kind-of-wish-I-was-still-with-him\" look on her face.", "Joey: Dawson!", "Dawson: Yeah?", "Joey: chickens out and fakes like she forgot Nothing... Dawson smiles and goes into class as Joey scrunches her eyebrows and goes to her class. Cut to Peterson's Creative Writing class.", "Mr.Peterson: Miss Sullivan...Mr. Weinert...and, of course, Mr. Witter.", "Pacey: Here.", "Mr.Peterson: What a delight it is to have you return. Tell me, did you think of us while you were on...hiatus?", "Pacey: Everyday.", "Mr.Peterson: pointing to papers What's that?", "Pacey: It's all four assignments that I missed while I was gone. I didn't want to run the risk of getting an incomplete on any of them.", "Mr.Peterson: I'll be sure to take your diligence into consideration and this is your poetry assignment. I'm sorry you weren't able to get it back sooner! Pacey looks at it, he got an 'F'", "Pacey: What exactly was wrong with this?", "Mr.Peterson: Well, in my educated, editorial analysis....it stunk.", "Pacey: So, as my teacher, you have no comments or advice on how I might compose a poem more to your liking?", "Mr.Peterson: Yes. Write better. From now on, people, your grades will be subjective, whim to my personal taste. Those of you with talent, intelligence, and ability will have no problem and the rest of you should come to terms with your inevitable failure. Cut to Dawson and Pacey in the cafeteria. He's looking at his poem.", "Pacey: He's setting it up to fail me.", "Dawson: And you can't drop it because it's halfway through the semester.", "Pacey: Bingo. Which puts me at about a 7.4 on the \"Screwed\" Richter. Andie walks in across the cafeteria and takes a seat by herself, glancing at Pacey.", "Pacey: Or, make that 7.8. The phase of massive destruction.", "Dawson: Go talk to her.", "Pacey: She saw me. She could come over her.", "Dawson: Pacey. Go.", "Pacey: I will. I just want to give it a second. Cut to Jack sitting a table. Joey walks up and hands him a piece of paper.", "Jack: What's this?", "Joey: A menu.", "Jack: I realize that.", "Joey: Look, if you don't like anything, just let me know. That's what I'll be cooking tonight.", "Jack: For who?", "Joey: You and me. We're going to have the dinner to end all dinners. At my house on the dock. And I was thinking...what it leads to from there....only the fates can say.", "Jack: That sounds romantic.", "Joey: Well, that's the plan, Stan.", "Jack: You're something else, Joey. I don't know what I'd do without you supporting me through all this.", "Joey: Well, it goes with the territory of kind of dating you. She kisses him on the cheek. Cut back to Pacey and Dawson. Pacey is watching Andie. He gets up and walks over.", "Andie: Hi.", "Pacey: Hi.", "Andie: You haven't called.", "Pacey: Last I checked my phone has an incoming line.", "Andie: You left me stranded on a pier after telling me that I was weak and insensitive. I really wasn't up for talking to you.", "Pacey: And you judged and abandoned me when I needed you the most. I thought I'd wait for your call.", "Andie: My call? And I'd call and say what?", "Pacey: For starters, \"I'm sorry.\"", "Andie: I agree. \"I'm sorry,\" would be nice to hear. Look, was there anything else you wanted because we really don't seem to be making any progress here.", "Pacey: Well, Andie, I just saw you sitting over here and I thought I'd come say hello. Any progress beyond that I hadn't really considered.", "Andie: Well, consider this. Hello is typically followed by one thing. Andie closes her book and packs up.", "Andie: Goodbye. She walks out of the cafeteria leaving Pacey behind. In the hallway, she meets up with Jack.", "Jack: What was that about?", "Andie: I don't want to talk about it. I'm late to meet Mr. Milo.", "Jack: What do you mean?", "Andie: Nothing. I didn't want to bother you. It's just that he's been calling for mom lately and I've been covering and finally he just asked me to come in, that's all.", "Jack: Andie, that's where I'm going. He asked me to come in, too. I figured it was just more of his good guy, counselor BS.", "Andie: I wonder why he wants us both to come in. Cut to Mr. Milo's office. A man is tapping his fingers against the desk. Andie and Pacey enter and Andie's eyes light up.", "Andie: Daddy!! She runs and gives him a hug.", "Mr.McPhee: Hello, sweetheart. Jack just gives him a cold stare. Andie is happy with his return. Cut to Joey packing napkins, candles, etc. into a picnic basket. She's dressed up. The phone rings.", "Joey: Hello?", "Jack: (other end) Uh...a romantic evening for two?", "Joey: Yes.", "Jack: I can't come.", "Joey: concerned Why?", "Jack: It's my dad. He came in from Rhode Island. He wants to take Andie and me to dinner.", "Joey: confused Well, that's good, right?", "Jack: Yeah, hardly. Milo called him. Told him everything that's been going on at school. So I think I'm going to have to take a raincheck.", "Joey: disappointed Uh, um, hey, well, that's completely understandable.", "Jack: I'm sorry, Joey. I hope I haven't ruined your whole evening.", "Joey: No. Um, don't worry about me. I'll be fine. Um, I'll find something to do.", "Jack: Alright. Well, I guess I'll see you then?", "Joey: Yeah, okay, yeah...I'll see you later.", "Jack: Thanks.", "Joey: Yeah, bye.", "Jack: Bye. Joey hangs up the phone and walks over to her mirror and starts to take her hair down. Then, she seems to remember something and she picks up the phone and dials a number. Cut to the blues club Jen and Ty were at last episode. Dawson and Joey are following Jen and Ty.", "Dawson: Okay, this place couldn't be seedier.", "Joey: Dawson, it's not that bad. I mean, it sure beats sitting home feeling dumb.", "Dawson: Yeah, but... They all sit down at a table, watching the singer.", "Dawson: So, Ty, I take it you come here a lot?", "Ty: Yeah, it's practically home.", "Waiter: What'll it be, Ty?", "Ty: Um, four usuals.", "Joey: What's a usual?", "Ty: It's, um, a surprise. A rather stiff surprise.", "Joey: I, um, I'll have a coke.", "Dawson: Me too. The singer finishes the song on stage. Everyone claps.", "Singer: Ty, honey, it's your turn.", "Ty: Duty calls. He walks up onstage and takes a seat at the piano.", "Dawson: What's he--What's he doing?", "Jen: I have NO idea. He starts playing the piano for the song.", "Dawson: Oookay...", "Joey: Where'd he learn how to play like that?", "Jen: Church?", "Dawson: What is his deal? I mean, doesn't his religion frown on this?", "Jen: Yeah, well, he's got issues.", "Joey: He's perfect for you!", "Jen: Thank you so much! Joey laughs", "Dawson: Okay, can we just stop and comment on the irony of the three of us sitting here?", "Jen: Oh, you mean the proverbial, proverbial triangle.", "Dawson: I mean, here I am, single, sandwiched in between two women who both dumped me. It's pathetic.", "Jen: Hey, look at me, I'm dating a bible-bumping hypocrite, okay?", "Joey: Hey, my boyfriend may be gay. They all laugh", "Jen: Bartender!", "Dawson: Three usuals!", "Joey: And hurry! They laugh again. Cut to Pacey at the library.", "Librarian: These are the code of conduct finals for every public job in the county including teaching guidelines. Not that I care, but why exactly are you doing this?", "Pacey: Just trying to make the best of a bad situation. This is going to take forever.", "Librarian: No, it's going to take...20 minutes. We're closing. Pacey sighs. Cut to Andie, Jack, and their father at a restaurant.", "Andie: So the doctor gave Mom this new prescription. It's (missed word) but her behavior has noticeably improved. Oh, she'll be so happy to see you! Hey, I know! Tomorrow, I can make this fabulous breakfast and we can surprise her. Oh and I made the honor roll!", "Mr.McPhee: You always make honor roll.", "Andie: Well, I made it again. So...Jack! Why don't you tell Daddy about the Icehouse? Jack's working at this great restaurant downtown, I hear he's doing really well there.", "Mr.McPhee: You seem especially quiet tonight.", "Jack: Well, there's nothing to say. Everything's alright, I guess.", "Mr.McPhee: That's not the case, Jack. If everything were alright with the world, Mr. Milo would not have called me, insisted that I leave work, drive to Capeside and disrupt my life.", "Jack: Well, sorry to bother you, Dad.", "Mr.McPhee: Are you gay, Jack?", "Jack: Would you care?", "Mr.McPhee: That's not an answer and yes, I would. I think this family has enough problems. We don't need to add to them.", "Jack: And it would be a problem?", "Mr.McPhee: You're the only son I have now, Jack. You don't have Tim to hide behind anymore. People notice you now.", "Andie: Daddy, I think you've made your point.", "Mr.McPhee: Andie, this doesn't concern you. And I will have made my point when your brother makes the appropriate response to the question. If Jack really loves this family and appreciates all that we've done for him he'd realize that we already have enough to deal with in the way of problems that we can't help. And those that we can help, would be best resolved immediately. Did I make myself clear?", "Jack: Yes.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Cut to Dawson and Joey slow dancing to a song.", "Dawson: So, are you having a good time?", "Joey: Actually, yeah.", "Dawson: Good.", "Joey: Thanks.", "Dawson: Yeah, me too. I'm sorry your plans didn't work out but...I'm really glad you're here. Jack is missing out. They keep dancing.", "Joey: You think he's gay, don't you?", "Dawson: I never said that. Joey sighs like \"Please.\"", "Dawson: Okay, the thought has crossed my mind once. Joey raises her eyebrows.", "Dawson: And commited twice. I don't know, you know better than I do.", "Joey: Yeah, I do!", "Dawson: And do you know him as well as you know me?", "Joey: No, of course not. Not yet. I mean, I can't read his eyes the way I can yours.", "Dawson: So, what are my eyes saying right now. He looks at her with his \"complete-adoration\" look.", "Joey: Um, I think what your eyes are saying is how...comfortable it is for us to be here like this...together....as friends.", "Dawson: You're good. They keep dancing as we cut to Jen and Ty watching them from the table.", "Ty: You know, I don't get it. They make such a cute couple. Why would Joey want to be with a fruitfly?", "Jen: Jack's no fruitfly.", "Ty: Oh, come on, Jen. He's playing for the other team.", "Jen: You don't know that.", "Ty: Hey, if it looks like a duck, talks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck.", "Jen: Why does it even matter if he....is a duck?", "Ty: Well, it's his choice. If he wants to quack, more power to him.", "Jen: See I don't think it's exactly a choice you make.", "Ty: Well, see, that's what they want you to believe. That it's not a choice. But, you see, everything in life is a decision. And all ducks choose to quack and Jack's definitely a quacker.", "Jen: Are you kidding me or are you serious?", "Ty: Oh, I'm serious. Nobody has to quack if they don't want to. Cut to Jack laying on his bed tossing a rubber ball against the wall and catching it. Someone knocks at the door.", "Jack: Come in. Andie opens it.", "Andie: Hey.", "Jack: Hey.", "Andie: I'm sorry about tonight. He shouldn't have said those things.", "Jack: Well, it's okay. I don't expect any less.", "Andie: Jack. He hasn't had it easy.", "Jack: Yeah and life here on Windsor's been a bowl of cherries.", "Andie: Well, it's not going to get any better unless he comes back.", "Jack: Andie, come on!", "Andie: Well, it's true! I mean, we can not keep watching over Mom and everything. We are too young for this kind of responsibility.", "Jack: Then we'll get used to it cause he's not going to stay. You're a fool if you think he is.", "Andie: But if we make him see that we all need to be together then--", "Jack: WHY?! Why do we need to?!", "Andie: Because he's our father.", "Jack: Andie, we lost him when Tim died and then Mom got sick and he bailed. So what makes you think things are going to be any different now?", "Andie: How do you expect him to accept you if that's the way you feel about him? If you keep on resisting loving him, how's he supposed to love you back?", "Jack: I don't know and frankly, I don't care. As far as I'm concerned, you can spend the rest of your life listing your accomplishments towards him, begging in his lap for a few meager signs of approval that he decides to toss your way but I can't do that.", "Andie: I don't think there is anything wrong for wanting my father to be proud of me.", "Jack: No, no, there isn't. But did you ever stop to wonder if you're proud of him? Cut to Ty and Jen at Jen's house.", "Jen: handing her a plate Thank you, Grams.", "Grams: I really like that Ty boy, Jennifer.", "Ty: That was a great sandwich, Mrs. Ryan.", "Grams: Would you like some more milk, Tyson?", "Ty: No, no, no thanks. One's my limit. I'm driving. Jen is sitting there quietly.", "Ty: Are you upset about something?", "Jen: No. No, it's--you know what, yeah. Yeah, actually I am.", "Ty: Let me guess. The quacking ducks.", "Jen: How can you think that it's wrong?", "Ty: Oh, I never said it was wrong, Jen. I just said it was a choice.", "Jen: So you think it's okay?", "Ty: No. No. I think it's wrong. It's in the Bible. Hey, Mrs. Ryan, what's the chapter that condemns homosexuality as a sin?", "Grams: I believe it's the book of Li--", "Jen: Grams, stay out of this. Please, okay? I'm not going to let you two gang up on me, here. How can you have such a narrow view of being gay?", "Ty: How can your view be so narrowly liberal?", "Jen: Ty, you're no Saint, you know that.", "Ty: I don't claim to be but one day, I'm going to have to answer to the Big Man and so will Jack. And if he's ready to take responsibility for his actions then he can do whatever he wants. I just think that his kind is damaging to the world at large.", "Jen: I can not believe you. For you to just magically suggest that someone can decide whether or not to be gay is insane.", "Ty: The facts don't lie, Jen! The gay movement has been nothing but medically and morally damaging to this country.", "Jen: What?!", "Grams: I've tried to stay out of this, but I can't, Jennifer.", "Jen: No, no! I am not going to let you guys moral majority me, here, when you don't even know all the facts!", "Grams: What I have to say is not directed at you, Jen, what I have to say is for Tyson. If Jack is gay, he does not need your judgement, young man. The Lord above will judge him, as he will all of us. What he needs from you, from me, from everyone else in this world is love and tolerance. If anything, that boy is feeling scared and alone and he will need the understanding of his fellow man to help him through this. Let's save judgement for someone much more experienced than you. Jen smiles and stands up next to Grams, those two ganged up on Ty. Cut to Dawson walking Joey home.", "Joey: You know, you didn't have to walk me home.", "Dawson: Well, maybe I wanted to. How you doin'?", "Joey: Mm. Okay, I guess.", "Dawson: Did the blues club just make you more blue?", "Joey: Yeah...", "Dawson: Want to talk about it?", "Joey: It's stupid... She opens her door and Dawson follows her in.", "Dawson: If it's stupid you're talking to the right person, okay? I happen to have a world of experience when it comes to stupidity.", "Joey: Can I ask you something straight-forward and honest?", "Dawson: Yeah, you know you can.", "Joey: Um...am I sexual?", "Dawson: What?", "Joey: The thing is, um, I know that Jack's not gay but he's obviously confused about something and it's always kept him at a distance and I was just wondering if he chose me because...I'm safe.", "Dawson: Safe?", "Joey: Look at me. I'm Joey Potter, virgin at large. I don't really have any experience with men or relationships or sx.", "Dawson: Joey, you are extremely sexual.", "Joey: But you didn't see it. I mean, you fell for Jen, sx machine. I was something else to you.", "Dawson: Joey, I was just stupid. It took me time to see what was there.", "Joey: And what was there?", "Dawson: What was there was one amazingly, sexy girl. Joey, your sexuality is in everything you do. Your wit, your intelligence, your anger, your fiestiness. I see it more and more everyday. You're blossoming and it's amazingly sexy.", "Joey: Thanks, Dawson.", "Dawson: Look, I don't think the question is why did Jack choose you. I think the real question is why did you choose Jack? Dawson walks towards the door.", "Dawson: Goodnight.", "Joey: Goodnight, Dawson... Cut to the principal arriving at school and Pacey's waiting.", "Pacey: Principal Marky(?)!", "Principal: Pacey. Judging from your tardiness record, I didn't think you rose before 10.", "Pacey: Well, rising requires sleeping and I didn't get a chance to do that last night. This is for you. He hands her some papers.", "Principal: What is this?", "Pacey: It's a document I prepared. I checked out the state bilaws on professional antics for teachers and turns out, Mr. Peterson's in violation of almost every one.", "Principal: What's your point here?", "Pacey: reading All educators should maintain professional relationships with all students in a manner in which is free of indictiveness, recrimination, and harassment. Want me to keep reading?", "Principal: What are you suggesting? That I call Mr. Peterson to my office and give him Saturday detention?", "Pacey: No, you don't have to do anything. That folder contains over 20 other testimonies from students that I gathered last night. There's a school board meeting on Tuesday and I sent a copy of that to every person on the board. I want this man publicly reprimanded for his behavior.", "Principal: I hope you know what you're doing, Pacey.", "Pacey: I'm sorry if I had to go around you Principal Marky. But I was just trying to do the best I could with my given said circumstances. He walks off. Cut to the McPhee house. Mr.McPhee comes down the stairs with his suitcases.", "Andie: Daddy, where are you going?", "Mr.McPhee: I have to get back. I have three meetings this afternoon. Here's names of some nurse companies for your mother. We'll get help in here for ya.", "Andie: Well, can't you stay any longer?", "Mr.McPhee: No, I'm sorry. It's not possible.", "Andie: But you said we'd discuss it and we haven't yet.", "Mr.McPhee: Andie, don't get emotional. I'll be back in a few weeks.", "Jack: Don't bother.", "Mr.McPhee: Excuse me?", "Jack: I said don't bother coming back.", "Andie: Jack. Daddy and I are talking right now so please just let us talk.", "Mr.McPhee: Would you like to explain your comment?", "Jack: You don't want to be here so don't bother coming back. We have everything under control. Save yourself the gas mileage.", "Mr.McPhee: I will not suffer that tone from you. You understand me? I work too hard.", "Jack: Oh, that's always the excuse, isn't it? You work too hard. Well, I could care less how hard you work. What's the sense in trying to support a family you don't even care about?", "Mr.McPhee: Alright, that's it. Goodbye, Andie. I'll call you in a few days. He turns for the door but Jack runs for it and slams it shut, blocking his path.", "Jack: No, no, no! You're not going anywhere!", "Mr.McPhee: Get out of that doorway!", "Jack: No! This is one conversation that you can't run away from! You don't want to talk about Tim's death. Or Mom being sick or even why she's sick. You trust the reality of why your daughter's been on and off prescription drugs for the last two years. That's fine, too. yelling and crying But we are going to talk about me!", "Mr.McPhee: YOU CALM YOURSELF DOWN!", "Jack: No! I will NOT calm down and I will NOT be quiet! You want to resolve this then ask me again.", "Mr.McPhee: Ask you what?", "Jack: The question! Ask me the question again. Ask me if I'm gay. Ask me.", "Mr.McPhee: You are not gay.", "Jack: Yes. I am. You know it. I see how you look at me and I know, you know. Think about the way that you treated me and the way that you treated Tim because he was the real son and I was different. And as hard as you've tried to stamp it out and ignore it, I have tried HARDER. I have tried harder than you to be quiet and to forget it and to not bother my family with my problems.walks over and sits on the stairs, crying But I can't try anymore because it hurts. I'm sorry, Dad. Andie, I'm sorry. I don't want to be going through this, but I am. Andie goes over to the steps and sits with him, comforting him.", "Mr.McPhee: Stop crying, both of you. I said stop crying.", "Andie: Leave!", "Mr.McPhee: Andie, this is between Jack and me.", "Andie: Not anymore it's not! Just leave. Get out of here! He leaves and Andie goes to comfort Jack, still crying on the stairs. Cut to Jack walking outside of school. He spots Joey and runs up to her.", "Jack: Joey, hey!", "Joey: Hey! You survived dinner.", "Jack: Barely. Hey, listen, can we make some plans to see each other tonight?", "Joey: Sure. Calling in your raincheck?", "Jack: Yeah, I really need it.", "Joey: Okay. So I guess until tonight, then?", "Jack: Okay. They kiss quickly.", "Jack: See ya.", "Joey: Bye! Cut to Jack and everyone reading a sign on Peterson's door. Pacey walks up.", "Pacey: What's going on?", "Jack: No Peterson today. We're supposed to go to study hall up in the library.", "Pacey: Mm.", "Jack: Um, Pacey! I've been meaning to tell you something for awhile. Thank you.", "Pacey: Your welcome, man. Pacey keeps walking and looks in the room and sees Peterson sitting at his desk. He goes into the room.", "Pacey: Why isn't class in session?", "Mr.Peterson: Oh, you didn't get the latest update? Your favorite teacher's leaving this god-forsaken institution.", "Pacey: I don't get it. You haven't even gone before the board yet.", "Mr.Peterson: Please. You didn't really think I'd appear before some collection of idiot parents and have them tell me what I've done wrong for the past 30 years. I'd rather eat dirt. I was planning on retiring in 6 months but your action gave me every reason in the world to make an early exit.", "Pacey: Mr. Peterson, this may feel a little late in coming but I am sorry.", "Mr.Peterson: That stunt was one of the most admirable moments of your life. Don't ruin it with an apoligy.", "Pacey: You are unbelievable, man. What is it inside of you that makes you so damn mean?", "Mr.Peterson: Mr. Witter, as awful a man as you find me to be, you came here to learn from me.", "Pacey: I have learned, sir. I've learned that respect is not commanded through fear. It's earned through compassion.", "Mr.Peterson: Then tell me this. Should I respect you? You're responsible for ending my career. Where is the compassion in that? He leaves, leaving Pacey alone in the classroom. Cut to Jen on the swing in her yard. Ty walks up.", "Ty: I come in peace. Nursing my wounded ego. Hoping for redemption.", "Jen: Ty...this just isn't going to work out. I'm sorry but there's too many differences and I can't seem to get beyond some of your inherent views.", "Ty: So we can't disagree? I thought a relationship was about growing together. If you think that my beliefs are wrong, teach me. Show me another way.", "Jen: Ty, it's not that easy.", "Ty: Well, relationships aren't easy. All I'm saying is I'm open-minded. My narrow-minded ways are open for discussion. What about your liberal views? Are they open? You are a smart, beautiful girl...can't we just see what happens next?", "Jen: Well, you certainly have a charm, don't you? Cut to Pacey walking out on the student green. He spots Andie, who spots him. Andie closes her book and gets up and walks towards Pacey.", "Andie: I've been looking for you...", "Pacey: No, actually, I came to talk to you..", "Andie: No, before you say a word, Pacey, I need to say something. I want to apoligize.", "Pacey: No, I came to apoligize.", "Andie: No, I should be the one. I've been treating you so unfairly.", "Pacey: No, but I hurt you with my little crusade, okay? I never thought about how it might effect you. I just got obsessed.", "Andie: Wait a minute, why do you get to be the only one who apoligizes?", "Pacey: Why are you arguing with me about it?", "Andie: Because I failed you.", "Pacey: I was self-riteous to the point of alienating everything I cared about.", "Andie: But I forced you to live up to these unreasonable expectations.", "Pacey: Okay! McPhee, shut up and let me apoligize, okay? This last week without you has been a living hell and I don't ever want to have to go through another moment like that. I'm sorry, McPhee.", "Andie: You're forgiven, Pacey.", "Pacey: It's your turn now.", "Andie: It's just that I molded you into this person that I thought you should be and I did it to my father, too. I thought it was what I needed, you know? I place this unfair burden on people just so they can save me from myself but I realize I don't need a knight in shining armor. I need a partner. Someone I'm proud to love and who's proud to love me back in spite of all my faults and it's you. You're the one, Pacey. I'm sorry.", "Pacey: How come your apoligy was so much better than mine? I always lose to you, Andie. They kiss.", "Pacey: I take that back. I'm definitely the winner here. Cut to Jack walking towards Joey who is lighting candles outside of her house for their \"dinner\".", "Joey: Heyyy! You're early! I haven't finished lighting the candles and the foods still inside. The kiss again (quickly)", "Jack: Wow. Joey, this is magnificent.", "Joey: Yeah, I'd be pretty impressed if I were you.", "Jack: You shouldn't have done this.", "Joey: I wanted to.", "Jack: I know, but you shouldn't have.", "Joey: This is where I say \"Uh, oh\" right?", "Jack: Look, Joey, I don't really know where to start..", "Joey: Just be honest with me. I mean, this time...just be honest. Please.", "Jack: This morning I told my father I was gay.", "Joey: So you are. You're gay.", "Jack: Well, I, I mean, I'm not--", "Joey: You're not gay?", "Jack: No.", "Joey: Part gay? Jack laughs", "Joey: No, um, please don't laugh at me. I don't know what you're trying to say, um, you're gay? Jack nods sort-of crying. Joey starts nodding.", "Jack: When I wrote that poem, it clicked something inside of me that has been quiet for so long and it made me realize that whatever it is I'm going through is not going to go away. Maybe ever. Joey, I care about you so much. You've been such a good friend to me which is why I can't stand the thought of losing you, but I don't want to hurt you either.", "Joey: I, um, I know the rest. Thank you for being honest with me. Jack reaches across the table and grabs her hand.", "Jack: Thank you for being you. Cut to Andie eating her dinner at her house. Jack walks in. She gets up and they hug. Cut to Dawson laying on his bed watching television. Joey crawls through the window. Dawson looks at her with confusion. She starts crying and walks over and lays her head on his chest and cries. Dawson kisses the top of her head and she continues to cry and then ending credits." ]	Dawson's Creek	02x15	...That Is the Question	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_02x17.json	[ "Dawson's confidence as a filmmaker is shaken when Miss Kennedy, the new film teacher, turns out to be a movie studio executive on sabbatical in Capeside, who gives his amateur movie a scathing review. The future is unsure for Joey as well, when a psychic advises her to be open to every new opportunity that crosses her path. Andie also visits the psychic and is told less than positive things about her future." ]	[ "\"Psychic Friends\"", "CAST", "Dawson: James Van Der Beek", "Joey: Katie Holmes", "Pacey: Joshua Jackson", "Jen: Michelle Williams", "Andie: Meredith Monroe", "ALSO STARRING", "Gail: Mary-Margaret Humes", "Mitch: John Wesely Shipp", "Grams: Mary Beth Piel", "Bessie: Nina Repeta", "Abby: Monica Kenna", "Dawson's room. On the television, Devon (Rachel Leigh Cook) playing Sammy rows her boat down the creek. Cut to Joey laying on her stomach on Dawson's bed with tears in her eyes. The movie ends.", "Dawson: Well...", "Joey: Well, (sighs deeply), I don't think I can find the words.", "Dawson: I mean, keep in mind that it's a rough cut and everything. Just tell me. Be honest.", "Joey: In my entire life I have never been this unequivically moved by words and moving images onscreen. I mean this is the type of movie going experience that not only enlightens and inspires but it could change the way people look at their lives, their world, their universe!", "Dawson: God, Joey, you have no idea how much that means, especially coming from you.", "Joey: No, there's no doubt about it. Jack McPhee will be one of the great filmmakers of our generation. I mean, think about it, Dawson. We knew him when! Joey gets up off the bed", "Dawson: (confused) Wait a minute, Joey, I directed this movie.", "Joey: Spielberg, Corsazi, Seleni, Burdenen, McPhee!", "Dawson: Joey, what are you talking about? You were there! I directed it! Look! (takes film out of the VCR) Creek Daze, a film by (confused) Jack McPhee?! Jack enters through the window", "Joey: (to Jack) Honey, there's only one word to describe you. Brilliant. Jack laughs.", "Joey: No, genius!", "Jack: Honey, you will not believe what happened. I ran into Steven Spielberg in the cafeteria. He offered me a job! I'm going to Hollywood! Joey and Jack start kissing and Dawson stands there looking at them completely confused. They stop. Jack gets down on one knee.", "Jack: Will you marry me? Dawson looks at Joey amazed at this.", "Joey: Yes! Jack gets up.", "Dawson: Wh-wh?! You're gay!", "Jack: I guess not! Jack and Joey start kissing again.", "Jack: Let's go! We'll, uh, send you a postcard from Tinseltown.", "Dawson: Joey! What about us? She follows Jack out the window.", "Joey: It's showbiz, Dawson!", "Dawson: Joey! Joey!!", "Joey: Get over it, Dawson. You're not my type. You never were. Joey and Jack are gone and Dawson's face turns to a look of horror.", "Dawson: Noooooooooooooo! Cut to Dawson sitting up in his bed at nighttime. It was only a dream. Cut to film class with the new teacher. Dawson and Jen are in the class.", "Miss Kennedy: Great filmmakers have always asked questions, taken risks. They're not afraid to make the audience think, feel, even if it makes them squirm in their seats a little. The truth has that effect on us. So...how does this movie make you feel? Jen?", "Jen: I think that the Capra is a little too sacran, you know? I think his characters are too unrealistic like \"Gee, whiz, isn't life great?\"", "Dawson: I think that's a misconception though. I think Capra's films are actually pretty dark. I mean, when you meet John Doe, the Gary Cooper character's a participant in the plight of the common man.", "Miss Kennedy: Good, Dawson, what else does his character represent?", "Dawson: Optimism. I mean, the hero wasn't innocent which leads you to believe that the future has hope so the antagonist is cynicism.", "Miss Kennedy: I agree. Good films are complex and ambiguous. They're full of darkness as well as light. I think this film is about how things should be.", "Dawson: Or should be. The bell rings. Cut to Dawson and Jen walking out of the class and down the halls.", "Dawson: I was sad to see Mr. Gold leave but Miss Kennedy is like...", "Jen: Every 16-year-old male's wet dream.", "Dawson: No...", "Jen: (doubtful) Mm-hm.", "Dawson: It's more like hero-worship with her. I mean, she's the real deal. The reason she's here is she's taking a sabbatical to write a major screenplay for TriStar.", "Jen: Great. Now you've got somebody around who's opinion actually carries some weight, huh?", "Dawson: Yeah...", "Jen: So you showed her Creek Daze yet?", "Dawson: No.", "Jen: Dawson...", "Dawson: I'm afraid she'll think it's amateur hour! Mitch, substituting at the school, walks up behind them.", "Jen: Show it to her. It's ready.", "Mitch: Hey.", "Jen: Hey. Jen walks off.", "Mitch: Hi Dawson.", "Dawson: Mr. Leery.", "Mitch: (hurt) Come on, you can call me Dad. Dawson motions him to follow him into an empty classroom.", "Dawson: It's awkward enough to have you as my English teacher but if people hear me call you Dad, I'm going to get beat up after school. Mitch laughs", "Mitch: Come on, it's not that bad.", "Dawson: It's great that you have a job you enjoy, but when we're in school, just pretend like you don't know me. Dawson yawns.", "Mitch: Not sleeping?", "Dawson: No. I'm having nightmares. It's like I'm stuck alone in a dark theater watching my life go by on the screen and all the coming attractions are box-office bombs.", "Mitch: What happened to my son? The eternal optimist?", "Dawson: People move on. The only person you can really count on is yourself. It's--I've spent the last few weeks trying to change things that I have absolutely no control over. One thing I know for certain is that I want to be a filmmaker and that's all that matters to me. So no matter what I have to make that happen. Dawson exits the room back into the hall. Cut to Joey sitting at a table drinking a Diet Coke in the lunch room, checking out guys in the lunch room.", "Joey: Loser....Pervert...Serial Killer...Airhead...okay, Jack, it's your turn to rate the guys in the lunch line.", "Jack: Look, Joey, I appreciate your attempt to bond with me and my new identity, but I'm not going to check out guys with you.", "Joey: Why not? There's nothing sexual about it. It's a superficial, idiotic, ridiculous, fun way to spend the lunch hour.", "Jack: Are you okay?", "Joey: I'm bored with this school, with work, with this town. Also, with myself. I mean, this is the most amusement I've had in weeks. Jack laughs. Joey looks back over to the lunch line.", "Joey: Conceited...Too Pretty...ooohhh, definitely a Frank-enstein...ooooh, Leo, as in DiCaprio.", "Jack: (laughs) How completely bizarre is this? The other week we were dating and now...", "Joey: I know. It's a little strange. Does it bother you?", "Jack: Actually, um, no. You?", "Joey: (truthfully) No, it doesn't bother me. Cut to Pacey and Andie walking down the docks.", "Andie: Why not?!", "Pacey: Because last year a bunch of punk kids threw water balloons at me and then a bunch of jocks knocked the booth over. And being coerced with the threat of death to run the safety booth for the Capeside Police Department is not exactly by idea of a rockin' good time.", "Andie: I looked up to our safety mascot when I was a kid.", "Pacey: And you wonder why they called you Andie McGeek on the playground?", "Andie: Okay, you were not supposed to repeat that.", "Pacey: (laughs) Listen, a stuffed animal named Skippy, the safety dog, is not going to dissert kids from doing drugs.", "Andie: No, Captain Skippy sends out a positive message. It's completely worthwhile.", "Pacey: This is a democracy. If a two-year-old child doesn't want to sit in a safety seat, he shouldn't have to!", "Andie: Pacey.", "Pacey: Okay, that was a bad example but you know what I mean.", "Andie: Look, there's supposed to be a fortune teller at the fair and I really want to know my fortune.", "Pacey: Andie, what is it with you and all this mumbo-jumbo, crystal crap? It's a scam, alright?", "Andie: Okay. If you do the Captain Skippy booth, then we can (she whispers something in Pacey's ear.) Pacey smiles.", "Pacey: (in a gruffy voice) Hello boys and girls, this is your old friend, Captain Skippy, here. Cut to the Winter Fair. Jack is messing with the pictures on the art exhibit him and Joey were putting up.", "Jack: So, tell me, Miss Potter, are these a still life collection from your earlier works? Joey's in a daze", "Jack: Hm? Joey? She snaps out of it.", "Jack: (laughs) Where were you?", "Joey: None of your business.", "Jack: Ah, I see, lost in X-rated thought?", "Joey: No...", "Jack: Come on, tell me.", "Joey: Okay, but promise you won't laugh? Jack crosses his chest like he promises.", "Joey: I was thinking about kisses. Jack starts laughing.", "Joey: Forget it!", "Jack: No, no, I'm sorry. It just sounds funny coming from a girl who decided to throw away relationships in pursuit of her true self.", "Joey: I know. I mean, sometimes I'm sorry I ever said that. I mean, I'm being honest with you here to the point of utter humiliation, I miss the kissing part. And I'd like to think that I'll get kissed again before the millenium comes and goes.", "Jack: It'll happen.", "Dawson: What'll happen? Dawson has walked up.", "Joey: Nothing.", "Dawson: Okay...well, I guess I'll see you guys later...", "Jack: No, why don't you stick around and help us set up?", "Joey: Yeah, stay!", "Dawson: Nah, I'm helping Miss Kennedy with the sound and film exhibit so... Dawson walks off.", "Jack: So...Frank? Leo?", "Joey: Dawson's definitely a Leo..", "Jack: Dawson seems a little moody lately.", "Joey: I know. I can always tell when there's something wrong with him but it doesn't seem like he wants my help right now. I can't get our friendship back on track and I miss him, you know?", "Jack: Give it time. I'm sure he'll want you back in his life, trust me. In the meantime, why don't we find out when that elusive next kiss is going to find it's way to your lips.", "Joey: What? Jack points to a tent with a sign outside that reads \"Madame Zenovich\". It's the fortune teller. Cut to Pacey with Skippy the safety dog puppet on his hands talking to Andie.", "Pacey: (in a gruff voice) And remember, kids, if you have sx, protect yourself. Do it where you can't get caught, you know?", "Andie: Uh huh, mm-kay, come on, why don't you come get your fortune told?", "Pacey: Because I don't want to go in there, have that lady take one look at me, and predict Armageddon, death, and destruction on a global level. The end of the world as we know it.", "Andie: I thought you didn't believe in them.", "Pacey: I don't. I just think the power of suggestion is a very dangerous thing.", "Andie: But don't you think if you knew what was coming up, if you knew what to expect, then you could at least be prepared for it?", "Pacey: I think that you should save your money, Blondie. The all-powerful Paceydini will predict your future. I see a tall, dark, handsome man who is occasionally brilliant and often self-effacing coming into your life and sweeping you off your feet.", "Andie: Well, good. Then I have something to look forward to.", "Pacey: Funny. Very funny. Have I told you how funny you are? Cut to Madame Zenovich and Joey and Jack in a dark tent.", "Madame: Five dollars. She blows smoke in Jack's face and he coughs slightly and Joey looks uncomfortable as she gets her money and hands it to the fortune teller.", "Madame: I see a 'C'. Do you know a Carrie? Joey shakes her head no", "Madame: Claire? Connie? Cory? Casey? Caroline?", "Joey: I know a Carol, but I haven't seen her since kindergarden.", "Madame: She's telling me that she borrowed something of yours. Does that mean anything to you?", "Joey: I don't know, she might have borrowed a pencil or something...", "Madame: Yes, she has your pencil. Joey looks disappointed. Just then, a gentle breeze comes through the tent and the wind chimes make noise.", "Madame: Mmm...there has been much pain in your past. Too much loss for one so young. You've put up walls to protect you from harm but by doing so, you cut yourself off from new opportunities, new adventures. You must say yes to every opportunity that comes your way.", "Joey: So what about my future?", "Madame: What do you want to know?", "Joey: What's going to happen?", "Madame: You'll come to a fork in the road. You'll have to choose which path to take.", "Joey: Well, how will I know which to choose?", "Madame: You will be safe if you follow your heart.", "Joey: Anything else?", "Madame: A tall, dark man will come into your life.", "Joey: (happy) When?", "Madame: Soon. Cut to Dawson walking with Miss Kennedy", "Miss Kennedy: So when do I get to see this cinematic masterpiece of yours?", "Dawson: How did you know I made a movie?", "Miss Kennedy: Your father brags about you in the faculty room.", "Dawson: Oh, God...", "Miss Kennedy: Your father says that you're going to be one of the next great filmmakers of our time.", "Dawson: Mitch tends to exaggerate.", "Miss Kennedy: Really? You mean because he's already rented a tux for the Oscars?", "Dawson: Oh, shoot me now, please.", "Miss Kennedy: Well, if you're not going to show it to me, at least tell me what it's about.", "Dawson: It's a romance.", "Miss Kennedy: Really? Something else we have in common. I'm writing a romantic comedy for Columbia.", "Dawson: I know..I heard. I know I'm going to sound like a naive film geek for saying this, but you being here has really given me a lot of hope. I mean, you grew up in a small town like this. It's just being a filmmaker has always been like this impossible dream that--it's just the fact that you're here, that really kind of inspired me. I don't know. I just wanted to say that.", "Miss Kennedy: Do I make you nervous?", "Dawson: No. Nah. It's just--I don't know, I guess I'm a little intimidated by you.", "Miss Kennedy: Sometimes people mistake my ambition for arrogance. It's just that when I first started out, I had to do it on my own. I guess it just kind of toughens the exterior.", "Dawson: Yeah...", "Miss Kennedy: I should have guessed your film was a love story.", "Dawson: Really? Why'd you think that?", "Miss Kennedy: You have quite the romantic spirit, Dawson Leery. Cut to Jack and Joey walking back towards the art exhibit.", "Joey: Five bucks to tell me a tall, dark stranger was going to come into my life.", "Jack: And hopefully he's a Leo, not a Frank, right?", "Joey: I can't believe I spent five of my hard, and I mean hard earned, cash to hear that-- Joey is stopped when a tall, dark man who's been looking at her paintings interrupts.", "Colin: Excuse me? Are these yours? Jack looks at Joey and Joey tries to talk, but just nods.", "Colin: These are quite good. Hi. I'm Colin Manchester.", "Joey: Hi.", "Colin: (looks at Jack and back at Joey) Well, good work. Colin walks off. Jack hits Joey playfully on the arm.", "Jack: Let me get this straight. Your destiny walks up to you, introduces himself, and you send him packing? You can really turn on the Ice Queen comments when you want to.", "Joey: What? Jack, I'm not looking for a boyfriend, anyway. I'm looking for myself, my future.", "Jack: Well, maybe he's a sign. A sign to get that pre-millenium, no strings, no commitment kiss? Come on, the guy has experience. I mean, take a chance. Have an adventure.", "Joey: That's what the fortune teller said to do. To say yes to every opportunity that crosses my path.", "Jack: And throw conscious to the wind. Come on. Go talk to him. Cut to Jen helping Grams set up a booth with quilts and other decorations.", "Grams: I appreciate your help, Jen. I know that you must have better things to do.", "Jen: (laughs) The funny thing is, Grams, that I don't.", "Grams: Are you sure you can't work things out with that nice, young man Ty?", "Jen: Nope. Sorry. Looks like we're both destined to see the future as single women, Grams.", "Grams: Ohh... Jen is folding a quilt and she looks over at a booth and the old guy at it is looking at Grams.", "Jen: Grams, Grams, don't look now, but that guy over there at that booth is totally checking you out.", "Grams: Oh, don't be silly. Someone checking me out, the very idea!", "Jen: No, I swear to God, he's coming over here right now! The old guy, Whit Hupley, walks up.", "Whit: Evelyn Ryan! Whit Hupley.", "Grams: Lord in Heavens, I thought you were dead.", "Jen: (under her breath) Great pick-up line..", "Whit: Look at you. It must be...30 years.", "Grams: Has it been that long?", "Whit: Look, why don't we have dinner together tonight and catch up on old times.", "Grams: Oh, no! Really. I-I-I-couldn't, but thank you, really, Whit.", "Whit: Well, if you change your mind, you know where I'm at. He walks away.", "Grams: What?", "Jen: He's very sexy. Grams! I saw the look in his eyes. He was having impure thoughts about you.", "Grams: Oh, stop it! Stop that talk right now.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Cut to Joey looking at photographs on an exhibit. She turns the corner where Colin is.", "Joey: You know your work is really quite remarkable.", "Colin: Thank you.", "Joey: Joey. Joey Potter.", "Colin: Can I buy you a cup of hot chocolate Joey Potter?", "Joey: That would be lovely. Thank you.", "Colin: Cool. Let's go. He walks ahead of her and she turns around and smiles and Jack and he smiles back and she follows him. Cut to Dawson and Miss Kennedy in a room. Dawson's looking at the rolls of film.", "Dawson: This is incredible. You've got Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Harry Leningdon, where'd you get these?", "Miss Kennedy: I had them sent down from the Boston archives. You really are a true film buff, aren't you?", "Dawson: Oh, obsessed, actually. No one's ever understood my tunnel vision. It used to bother me but now, I don't care. Nothing really else matters.", "Miss Kennedy: Yeah, I can relate, I'm pretty obsessive about my writing. I think it shows in my work, as I'm sure it does yours.", "Dawson: Um, speaking of my work, I was wondering if you would...", "Miss Kennedy: Watch your film. I thought you'd never ask. Cut to Joey walking with Colin.", "Joey: My mother was an artist and one of my first memories of my life was her all covered in paint with this serene look on her face. But I just recently began taking lessons.", "Colin: Wanna sit?", "Joey: Sure. They sit down on a bench.", "Colin: Look, please don't take this the wrong way, but are you even aware of how unbelievably beautiful you are?", "Joey: You know you're an incredibly photographer, when did you start taking pictures?", "Colin: I don't know. I can't remember. I've always been fascinated with faces. How differently they appear in certain light and I made a discovery that there are a few faces that can exute a million different emotions at once. That you can stare at for hours like a work of art.", "Joey: So you're a freshman at the Art Institute?", "Colin: Joey, you have the most unbelievably sentuous lips. Kind of like Carol Lindbargh's. Joey laughs.", "Colin: Look, this may be way out of line, but do you think there's any way I could--do you think it would be possible that I could--", "Joey: Yes?", "Colin: Photograph you?", "Joey: (disappointed) Sure. Cut to Jen looking at a clothespin with a bow on it.", "Jen: What is this?", "Grams: It's a decorative clothespin to put on open potato chip bags.", "Jen: Of course it is. Grams, he's coming over again and if he asks you to dinner, say yes. Whit's back carrying a rose.", "Whit: I won't take no for an answer. You wouldn't make an old man eat alone.", "Grams: Actually, I would. Alright, alright, dinner.", "Whit: Great. Yeah, I'll meet you here at 8 o'clock. He turns around to leave but turns back and hands Grams the rose. He walks off. Grams turns around and her face falls.", "Jen: Grams? What? What's the matter? Grams shakes her head no.", "Jen: If it makes you feel guilty about Gramps, then it shouldn't. I know he'd want you to go on with your life.", "Grams: No, it's--", "Jen: What? What is it?", "Grams: That part of my life is over. There are certain things that you have to say goodbye to. I mean, look at me. I graduated from high school with Whit Hupley, and I look old enough to be his mother.", "Jen: You know, I think it's time to introduce you to some wonderful women that I know.", "Grams: Who?", "Jen: Miss Clairol and Este Lauder. Cut to Pacey in a police outfit in a huge doghouse with the Skippy puppet on his hand and his other hand over his mouth to cover up him talking for Skippy.", "Pacey: (gruff voice) Remember, kids, Captain Skippy says never talk to strangers, always wear your safety belt, and memorize your address and phone number.", "Kid: Captain Skippy, you're a great big, smelly jerk!", "Pacey: (gruff voice) I know you are but what am I.", "Kid: (mocking) I know you are but what am I.", "Pacey: I know you are but what am I. (gruff voice) And now, Skippy takes big nap. Bye-bye. Cut to Andie at the fortune teller. She's holding her hand to examine her palm.", "Andie: So what do you see? Madame Zenovich looks up with fear and wind blows the candle out. Cut to Pacey walking towards Andie coming out of Madame Zenovich's.", "Pacey: (gruff voice) Hey, Andie, you won't believe it. (He notices she's upset) Hey. What happened? What's wrong?", "Andie: Nothing, um, I'm fine. I'm just going to go for a walk. She walks off and Pacey stares after her. Cut to Joey going to sit down by Jack at a picnic table.", "Jack: Hey, what happened?", "Joey: He wants to take my picture for his photo collection. He's a freshman at the Art Institute.", "Jack: Where?", "Joey: Community Arts Building. I guess there's some costumes and stuff backstage.", "Jack: What do you know about this guy?", "Joey: Nothing. And I don't want to know about him. I don't want to know if he has a girlfriend or a foot fetish or a wrap sheet. And he doesn't know anything about Joey Potter, waitress extraordinare. He's an artist. He's different. He's life-experienced. Maybe I'll learn something from him.", "Jack: What? The art of french kissing?", "Joey: It's not about that, Jack! It's about expanding my horizons. I'm having an adventure. I'm having fun.", "Jack: And I'm going with you.", "Joey: Jack!", "Jack: No, there's no arguments! This guy could be a tall, dark psychopath. Cut to Dawson and Miss Kennedy watching Dawson's movie.", "Devon (aKa Sammy): I'm not in love with him. He's my best friend. You. You are some baracuda who needs someone to keep her bed warm.", "Abby (aKa Kim): You don't even know the first thing about me! And before you make me into the role of the wicked temptress who's trying to seduce your non-boyfriend at least get your facts straight! I told you I am a virgin!", "Devon (aKa Sammy): Oh, please, we Creeksiders may be provincial but we're not stupid. Cut to Jen's house. She's coloring Grams' hair.", "Jen: Now, Grams, this is the 90s and women today have to protect themselves. You do have contraceptives, don't you?", "Grams: (starts to get up from the sink) That's it. I'm not going.", "Jen: Oh, I'm kidding! I'm kidding! Get back here. I predict that this will be an evening filled with old-fashioned romance. Anyways, Whit seems like a really cool guy. I'm sure he has Trojans in his wallet. Grams mouth drops open. Cut to Joey looking at outfits at the Community Arts place.", "Joey: So...what should I wear?", "Colin: You can wear anything you want. Just think of this as a chance for you to try on a different side of your personality. You know how do you want to see yourself?", "Jack: This one. Right here. This is it. He's pointing to a black feathery number. Cut to Joey standing looking unhappy while the camera flashes.", "Joey: I feel like a drag queen.", "Jack: You look great.", "Colin: Alright, loosen up now, Joey. Now give me a little bit of attitude. Attitude. Joey is moving her black feather boa around and making different faces.", "Jack: Yes!", "Colin: Yes! Excellent! Alright, you're a Madonna, strutting herself on stage. Joey flings the boa over her shoulder and smiles.", "Colin: Good! Keep that up! Alright, Marilyn Monroe singing \"Happy Birthday\" to JFK. Joey turns around and looks over her shoulder and smiles.", "Colin: Excellent! Yes!", "Jack: You're the ghost of Catherine and you're waiting for Heathcliff at the end of Wuthering Heights!", "Colin: Good one.", "Jack: Thanks.", "Colin: God, she's beautiful. Are you two just friends?", "Jack: Yeah, just friends.", "Colin: Good. Excellent, Joey. Give me one more of those. Cut to Joey in a new outfit: a leopard coat over a black outfit, posing in numerous ways.", "Colin: That's it! That's it, Joey! She's sitting on the edge of a chair.", "Colin: Now, come down. She slides down to where she's sitting sideways in the chair. Cut to Joey in a new outfit. It's suspenders with a shirt under them and a hat on. The first picture she has a rose between her teeth. One picture she takes one of the suspenders off.", "Colin: That's it, Joey! That's it. You are fabulous! I can not wait to get these developed! They hug", "Joey: Thank you. As they were hugging Joey signaled Jack to leave. They stop.", "Colin: You are one diva. They stand there for a minute, Joey's obviously wanting a kiss, but Colin walks away. Cut to Jen going through Gram's clothes.", "Jen: No, nope, no, no, no, definitely not, nope. Cut to a timelapse and Jen is finishing up the makeup on Grams.", "Jen: Grams, dating is just like riding a buck. All you have to do is get back on. (she turns her towards the mirror) Believe me, when he takes one look at you, he won't want to do much talking. Cut to Pacey at the Winter Fair. He walks up to a table where Madame Zenovich is.", "Madame: You should come to see me, young man, and get your fortune told for only five dollar.", "Pacey: Just curious, when somebody comes to get their fortune told, why can't you just say something nice? Something reassuring? Because I gurantee you that's what they want to hear.", "Madame: Then that would not be the truth. If one asks for the truth, they must hear the answer.", "Pacey: Well, I'm not asking.", "Madame: I think I will tell you anyway. I see a young man that wears a mask that is not his own. To the world he is strong and confident, but beneath the mask is a little boy. Afraid of the world, afraid of everything. He knows that everything he has is lying on a deck of cards. Even the tiniest gust of wind could knock it all down. Pacey gets up and walks away. Cut to Joey leaving and she's walking by Colin.", "Colin: There's something I wanted to--Nah, forget it. It was nothing.", "Joey: What?", "Colin: There's something I wanted to--", "Joey: Yes?", "Colin: Is your friend Jack dating anyone? Cut to Joey back at the art exhibit with Jack.", "Jack: So, what happened?", "Joey: Well, he probably would have thrown me on the ground and made passionate love to me if--", "Jack: If?", "Joey: He wasn't gay.", "Jack: What?", "Joey: He compared me to Madonna and Marilyn Monroe, talk about your red flags.", "Jack: What?", "Joey: He's gay. As in three-dollar bill.", "Jack: You're kidding me.", "Joey: No. And Jack...you really need to develop some gaydar.", "Jack: Yeah...and I hear they're giving a training class on that down at the community center!", "Joey: I'm sorry. I'm new at this.", "Jack: You? What about me? People look at me like I'm about to start tap-dancing to Bette Midler albums.", "Joey: Well, this should cheer you up. It turns out a tall, dark stranger's coming into your life.", "Jack: What?", "Joey: He wanted to meet you after the fair so I told him you'd meet him at the fire at 11.", "Jack: You what?! Why?!", "Joey: Because he's nice, he's smart, he's attractive. What's your problem? Go out with him!", "Jack: Look, just because there's a second homosexual in Capeside, it doesn't mean that I'm obligated to go out with him, Joey! Cut to the movie finishing while Miss Kennedy and Dawson were watching it.", "Dawson: So, what'd you think?", "Miss Kennedy: It's fine.", "Dawson: Fine? Miss Kennedy nods.", "Dawson: Come on, your opinion is really important to me. I really want to learn so..", "Miss Kennedy: You want my honest opinion?", "Dawson: Yeah, don't hold back.", "Miss Kennedy: Are you sure you want the truth?", "Dawson: (hesitant) Yeah...", "Miss Kennedy: Okay, then I'm not going to sugarcoat it, Dawson. I think your film is completely uninspired. I mean the production line is flat, the storyline is non-existent, even your dialogue is not believable.", "Dawson: It needs more work, I know that.", "Miss Kennedy: It lacks emotion of any kind and sends no message to the audience.", "Dawson: If I cut the B storyline?", "Miss Kennedy: It won't help. It's a proposterous soap opera about a bunch of teenagers who talk too much. I mean, we've seen it before. All that self-aware, self-referential, hyperboles, filled with cliches that are disguised as send-ups. It actually borders on plagerism.", "Dawson: This is only my second film though. I'm still learning.", "Miss Kennedy: Look, Hollywood's tough. They don't hand out rejection with a box of chocolates. It's real, it's harsh, and it hurts. You're sweet, Dawson, and you're just the type of person Hollywood eats for breakfast. And it would break my heart to see that happen to you.", "Dawson: Thank you for your honesty.", "Miss Kennedy: I'm sorry Dawson. Cut to Jack sitting down by Joey and handing her a cup of hot chocolate.", "Joey: Thanks.", "Jack: I'm sorry, Joey. I overreacted. I know that I should be moving forward with this whole sexual identity but the truth is I'm just not ready. Not yet.", "Joey: Well, we've got a whole lifetime of adventures ahead of us, right? Plenty of time for romance. Jack kisses her on the forehead.", "Jack: Plenty of time to be kissed. Come here. They snuggle up together. Cut to Dawson walking sadly at the fair. He spots Miss Kennedy getting into a car with his dad. They drive off. Dawson spots Joey selling one of her pieces of art to a guy and his daughter. Dawson smiles. Then Jack runs up to Joey and they hug about it. Dawson's face falls and he walks on. Cut to Pacey sitting next to Andie by the fire.", "Pacey: Alright, Andie, tell me what happened.", "Andie: I just wanted to know that things would get better but they're not. She said the troubles of my past are only a preview of what's to come. I need to know that the worst is behind me, Pacey, because I don't know if I can take anymore unhappiness.", "Pacey: Andie? How can you take the word of a five dollar carnie seriously. Your future is going to be so bright and so magnificent that it's going to be off the scale. There's no measure for how wonderful your life is going to turn out.", "Andie: I wish that I could believe that.", "Pacey: You don't have to. I'll believe it for you. Pacey kisses her hand and they sit by the fire. Cut to Joey walking towards Colin by the fire.", "Joey: Hey. Colin? I'm sorry but Jack isn't coming and I really didn't have any right to accept for him.", "Colin: Ah, it's alright.", "Joey: Are you okay?", "Colin: What? This? Yeah.", "Joey: Are you sure?", "Colin: Actually, I'm on the proverbial rebound. I just broke up with someone and, um, we were friends a long time before that but now I don't have the relationship or the friend. I guess I was just trying to fill a void.", "Joey: Can I ask you something?", "Colin: Yeah.", "Joey: Why did the two of you break up?", "Colin: You know, at the time, I could think of about a million reasons, but now I can't think of any. Does that make any sense?", "Joey: Yeah, uh, more than you could imagine.", "Colin: You know, sometimes I wish I wasn't in such a big hurry to move forward, there just comes a point when it's impossible to go back. He kisses her on the cheek.", "Colin: Goodnight! Cut to Jen walking around. She spots Grams.", "Jen: Grams? Grams? What's the matter, Grams? Where's Whit?", "Grams: Oh, his wife wasn't feeling well so he had to cancel.", "Jen: His wife?", "Grams: Mm-hm.", "Jen: I'm so sorry. I should never have pushed you into going out with him.I had no idea. Are you okay?", "Grams: I'm fine.", "Jen: I feel like crap.", "Grams: Well, you shouldn't. You did something wonderful for me today. Ever since your grandfather died, I assumed I'd done all the living I was meant to do but now I realize I can't live in the past. I need to open up to new people, new friends.", "Jen: Do you ever--Do you ever get afraid of facing the future alone?", "Grams: Oh, sometimes.", "Jen: Me too. Cut to Dawson walking to Madame Zanovich as she's closing.", "Dawson: Five dollars, right?", "Madame: I'm closed.", "Dawson: You're closed. Of course you are. I'm sorry. I already practically know what my future is anyways. Dawson Leery is destined to live a life of misery and die loveless, friendless, and in complete obscurity.", "Madame: Dare not the spirits for they are powerful and unforgiving. (She sits down next to him and pulls out her deck of cards and takes one). Ah, the Lovers. Very interesting. A soulmate walks into your path, one you have none for many a lifetime before this one. She knows you well. She sees into your soul. She feels your pain.", "Dawson: She blew me off.", "Madame: No. She's here. She's around you.", "Dawson: Then why do I keep losing her?", "Madame: That which is lost can not be found again. Dawson looks up at the sky and then reaches for his wallet.", "Dawson: Thanks. He turns to pay her but she's gone. Cut to Dawson standing in his room staring at the model of Capeside. He gets up and he makes half of it fly across the room and hit the wall. Cut to Joey staring up at Dawson's house through his window, but she doesn't see Dawson. Cut to Dawson, trying to call Joey, nobody's home. Cut to Joey turning away from Dawson's and rowing back towards her house. Cut back to Dawson sitting by his window and clutching his knees. Cut to Joey walking towards her house. There's a man standing at her door.", "Joey: Who's there? The man turns around and it's Mr. Potter.*", "Joey: Daddy?" ]	Dawson's Creek	02x17	Psychic Friends	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_02x18.json	[ "With Joey's father suddenly back in town, Bessie and he decide to expand the Ice House to also cater for weddings. Needing help, they enlist Andie, who says she hates weddings, and Pacey, who loves them. Joey doesn't think her father, recently out of jail, should be seen so publicly in Capeside. Dawson feels sorry for his mother, who arrives to the wedding alone, a feeling that is exacerbated when his father shows up with Miss Kennedy. Jack and Dawson battle to help a scared bride, while Andie and Pacey scramble to fix the cake. Dawson and Joey reconnect romantically. Jen and Abby sneak into the wedding, but when Andie kicks them out, they head to the local docks, leading to tragedy." ]	[ "CAST", "James Van Der Beek: Dawson Leery", "Katie Holmes: Joey Potter", "Joshua Jackson: Pacey Witter", "Michelle Williams: Jen Lindley", "Meredith Monroe: Andie McPhee", "Kerr Smith: Jack McPhee", "Nina Repeta: Bessie Potter", "Gareth Williams: Mike Potter", "Gail Leery: Mary-Margaret Humes", "Mitch Leery: John Wesely Shipp", "Abby Morgan: Monica Keena", "Nicole: Madchen Amick", "Written by Mike White Directed by Greg Prange", "(Dawson is showing his film to his mother. It ends. He turns to look at her reaction.)", "Gail: Dawson, that was ...very impressive. It was moving. It was funny. (pauses) It was real.", "Dawson: You're just saying that because you're my mother.", "Gail: No, I'm not! You are incredibly talented.", "Dawson: (gets up to go turn off the lights) You are incredibly biased. (pauses and turns around) You know what? I had such a distinct and clear vision for this movie. I-I mean, I saw every moment. I heard every word of dialogue. I guess I just...failed to translate that vision onto film ...bring it to life. And what about all the visions that I have for the future? What if I can't bring those to life either?", "Gail: Sweetheart, the trick is to stay tenacious. Not to let any minor, (looks at the screen) and in this case, very minor, setback derail your vision.", "Dawson: I supposed I could re-edit it.", "Gail: There you go. Your movie may not be Citizen Kane ...but it's no Bride of Chucky either.", "Dawson: The way my film teacher described it, you'd think it was the worst, most expensable, piece of junk ever captured on film.", "Gail: Ah, honey, that is just one person's opinion. (She walks towards the door and turns around) Speaking of teachers at your school, how's your father enjoying his new profession?", "Dawson: He likes it, I think. I mean, it's weird to see him in the teacher's lounge ...consorting with the enemy. (pauses) You really miss him, don't you?", "Gail: Yeah. (pauses) Lately more than ever.", "Dawson: Well, if you know what you want, maybe you should take some of your own advice.", "Gail: (smiles) Maybe...", "(She walks out of the room. Cue opening credits.", "(Cut to Joey watching her dad cook breakfast.)", "Mr.Potter: 'Morning Joey. Hope you're hungry. I think I might have overdone it here.", "Joey: Dad...", "Mr.Potter: I am so glad to be home. I never thought making breakfast for my two daughter's would make me so happy.", "Joey: I thought, for sure, that I would wake up this morning and discover that last night was just a dream...", "Mr.Potter: It's all over, Joey. I'm not going anywhere ever again.", "(Bessie walks in.)", "Bessie: Hey Dad. I was thinking with the catering and expanding our hours, our finances are going to be straightened out in no time. (sees Joey) Joey! Good morning!", "Mr.Potter: Your sister and I were up this morning scheming up ways to turn up a profit with the restaurant.", "Bessie: Remember my friend Pam? She's getting married this Saturday at the Atheneom and the caterer fell through and--", "Mr.Potter: Icehouse to the rescue.", "Bessie: So do you think you could ask a few of your friends to work as servers?", "Joey: (shocked and trying to digest everything) Sure...", "Mr.Potter: Give me my grandson (reaching for Alexander.) C'mere. (Takes him out of the room)", "Bessie: Isn't this exciting? I mean, we're finally on our way to getting out of debt!", "Joey: Are you sure this is a good idea? I mean, we're not an upscale catering service. We grill cheeseburgers!", "Bessie: Don't worry ...with Dad's help we'll be fine.", "(Mr. Potter walks back into the room.)", "Mr.Potter: We're the Potters. We're quick studies and we always land on our feet, right?", "(Bessie takes Alex back and Mr.Potter looks at Joey's worried face.)", "Mr.Potter: Joey, I'm the father. It's my job to do the worrying. Your days of worrying are over. (pauses) I missed you so much.", "(They hug and Joey closes her eyes and says with her face held close to her father's shoulder...)", "Joey: I missed you, too.", "Mr.Potter: We're a family again. Everything's going to be better. You'll see.", "(Bessie smiles, agreeing.)", "Mr.Potter: You'll see.", "(Joey's face drops to a face clouded with worry. Cut to Jack and Joey walking out on the schoolyard.)", "Jack: (confused) Since when do we cater weddings?", "Joey: (speaking quickly) Since my father got paroled and took over the restaurant.", "(Jack stops. He stares at Joey questioning the situation and her reaction to the situation.)", "Joey: Yeah, I know. Yeah, I walked home last night ...and, ah, found him standing on the porch.", "(Jack's is shocked by this and he searches Joey's face for some kind of a reaction to this.)", "Jack: You must be thrilled (he smiles).", "Joey: (smiles, looks a little faked) Yeah! I mean...it's ...uh, just a little weird. (pauses) Like I've been broadsided by a bus. A happy bus. But, just reeling from the shock I guess...", "Jack: Sure! Of course. (studies her expression) Something's wrong.", "(She looks at him and she shows that there is. She walks towards a bench and sits down.)", "Joey: Jack...I don't know..", "(He sits down beside her.)", "Joey: Last night I was laying in bed, I couldn't sleep. I was shaking. (pauses) I have a pit in my stomach the size of a granade and...I've seen my dad one time in three years. I mean, we can't just pick up where we left off. This whole catering plan is just compounding my anxiety. I mean, all the blue-bloods of Capeside are going to be at this wedding. I mean, this isn't the most low profile setting for my father to reemerge into society.", "Jack: Yeah. Maybe you need to tell your father that this catering plan is ill-conceived. Too much, too soon, you know? And I think that you need to deal with this reunion with your father on a personal level before you do it in public.", "Joey: You should have seen Bessie's face this morning ...she was so excited. I don't want to rain on their parade.", "Jack: Well, don't worry. (pauses and leans in close to her) I'll be there.", "(Joey smiles. Cut to Pacey and Dawson walking down the halls.)", "Dawson: So I think I'm going to go back and re-edit the ending because I'm thinking maybe I just put the pieces together wrong, you know?", "(Pacey shrugs. Dawson spots his father with his film teacher in the teacher's lounge.)", "Dawson: You know, it's bad enough that my parents are separated and my mother is heartbroken, should I really have to be subjected to this?", "Pacey: Well ...she does have certain assets, Dawson.", "Dawson: Pacey!", "Pacey: I'm sorry, bro! But--", "(Jack walks up and interrupts.)", "Jack: Hey guys. Did Joey talk to you yet?", "Dawson: About what?", "Jack: Well, the Icehouse is catering a wedding on Saturday and we need some extra hands. (raises his eyebrows like meaning 'You interested?') It'd pay $60 for the day.", "Pacey: Sold! For $60 I'd carry your ass!", "Jack: Well, ...that won't be necessary.", "Dawson: The Icehouse is catering weddings now?", "Jack: Yeah, Mr. Potter's brainchild.", "Dawson: (confused) Mr. Potter?", "Jack: Mm-hm. You--(realizing) oh, Joey's dad got paroled yesterday.", "Dawson: (his eyes bug in shock) Really?", "Jack: Yeah...he's back home.", "Dawson: Wow...", "(The bell rings and Jack makes motions like he needs to be going and he leaves. Dawson stands there absorbing everything for a minute, sighs and then goes into class. Cut to the girl's bathroom. Abby is putting on a horrid feathery black jacket over her outfit. Jen walks in.)", "Jen: I figured I'd find you in here. Abby, could I, um, talk to you for a second?", "Abby: Funny. I've been under the misconception that we weren't speaking. After Dawson's movie wrapped, I figured you had no use for me.", "Jen: (sighs) You know, you're right. Nevermind. (walks towards the bathroom door and out) See you later.", "Abby: (follows) No! Jen, wait!", "Jen: Abby, I woke up this morning ...so frustrated. Like, all I wanted to do was climb the walls or, or light the place on fire.", "(Abby starts laughing.)", "Jen: No, it's not funny. I am so serious, I am so tense. And I am so ...just bored. And I feel like I'm going berserk. I feel like I'm going berserk here.", "Abby: Well, Jen, there was once this scientific experiment where they put this rat in this small box without any of it's ...rat toys or sawdust or stimulation. Well, eventually, the rat started gnawing off his own feet.", "(Jen laughs.)", "Abby: You are that rat. Capeside's the box. Need I say more?", "Jen: I mean, I've tried changing my image. And if no one here's going to accept me, what's the point in living this pristine and tedious existence, you know? And then, thinking back on all the fun times I've had this year ...I've had them with you.", "(Abby laughs.)", "Abby: I think that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.", "(Jen smiles.)", "Jen: So, then, what do rats do for fun on the weekend?", "Abby: Oh, I don't know, but, you know us rats. We can always sniff out something (smiles).", "(They laugh and turn to go into their class.)", "Abby: Late again.", "(Cut to Andie and Pacey walking out the door of school.)", "Pacey: 60 bucks for you, 60 bucks for me equals 120 dollars.", "Andie: Do you have an abacas in your pocket or did you just add that in your head?", "Pacey: What I was thinking is a trip to New York, dinner, catch a show, then a nice romantic carriage ride through the park, what do you say?", "Andie: On $120?! What decade do you think we're living in?", "Pacey: Alright, not the Big Apple but how about a nice romantic evening here in Capeside.", "Andie: I hate weddings. Bridesmaids in hideous dresses, people getting all gooey...it's too sentimental for me.", "Pacey: Too sentimental for you? A girl who just yesterday was brought to tears by a Nike commercial.", "Andie: Well, I draw the line at weddings. The whole institution of marriage is an antiquated construct. I think that if a couple wants to stay together, they should do so by choice. I mean, all those sweeping vows and public ceremony, it just sets people up to fail miserably!", "Pacey: I know you have issues where this is concerned, but you've never been to a wedding with me. You come with me on Saturday. If by the end of the night, you're not convinced that they are the most beautiful ritual that mankind has ever created, I'll let you keep the money. All of it. Yours and mine.", "Andie: Hm. I have been itching to buy a new pair of Nikes that I just recently saw advertised...", "Pacey: Andie McPhee, your days as a wedding cynic are numbered.", "Andie: Ah, we'll see about that one.", "(They hit their bottles of water together and then take a drink.)", "(Cut to Joey coughing talking to her dad.)", "Joey: I think...that you may have overdone that on the horseradish. It did clear my sinuses though.", "(Mr. Potter spots Dawson.)", "Mr.Potter: Dawson Leery, I thought for sure that when I came back you two would be (missed word), what happened?", "Joey: Long story.", "Mr.Potter: Hello, Dawson!", "(They shake hands.)", "Dawson: Mr. Potter.", "Mr.Potter: You're a sight for sore eyes.", "Dawson: Thank you, congratulations, welcome back!", "Mr.Potter: Thank you. (pauses) You're looking good.", "Dawson: Thank you.", "Mr.Potter: You kids are all grown up. It's amazing, but let's catch up later. I have a horseradish issue to deal with.", "Dawson: Ah..", "Joey: We're catering a wedding.", "Dawson: I know. I told Jack I could help out.", "Mr.Potter: Good! Tell your parents I said hello.", "Dawson: You'll actually be able to tell them yourself. They'll be guests at the wedding on Saturday.", "(Mr.Potter smiles and goes back into the kitchen. Dawson looks at Joey and raises his eyebrows.)", "Dawson: Wow! So your dad's back? How long have you known?", "Joey: Total surprise.", "Dawson: (sympathetic) That's got to be a lot to deal with. (concerned) How are you doing?", "Joey: (she stares almost in a daze into his eyes and snaps out of it) I'm okay.", "Dawson: Okay?", "Joey: I mean, I was kind of on an emotional overload this morning, but, uh, I ran into Jack and with his typically intuitive insight, he was able to calm me down.", "Dawson: (seems a little envious of Jack, smiles fakely) Great!", "Joey: I was looking for you ...but then I had to cut school early to come here to help out.", "(Awkward pause.)", "Joey: Taste this. (she turns around and grabs a plate) Horseradish and (missed word) salmon. We're serving it at the wedding.", "(She puts the fork up towards his mouth when they overhear a conversation between two women at a nearby table.)", "Woman #1: ...what he did to their mother? He cheated on her while the poor woman was dying of cancer! I don't think he should ever be allowed back into Capeside. I mean, he's a drug dealer!", "Woman #2: Shhh! Keep your voice down!", "(Cut back to Dawson and Joey. Joey's obviously upset by this)", "Dawson: Well, that's Capeside for you.", "Joey: (talking fast, the way she always does when she's trying to escape something) You know, I gotta get back into the kitchen but thank you for helping out this weekend!", "(She walks back towards the kitchen.)", "Dawson: Joey! (pauses) Joey!", "(Commercials. Cut to Joey giving orders before the wedding.)", "Joey: Okay, Pacey and Andie, I need you to take care of the wedding cake and arrange the tables. (they nod) Jack and Dawson, if you guys could take care of the champagne and the appetizers. (they nod) (to all) And if there are any catastrophes, you can come to me. I'll either be in the kitchen or out on the floor.", "(Bessie walks in.)", "Joey: Bessie, the guests are already starting to arrive. We're going to survive this, right?", "Bessie: Of course we will! Just relax, and breathe.", "Joey: I don't have time to breathe...", "(Joey starts turning the corner and Dawson follows her holding two champagne bottles.)", "Dawson: Joey! About those women at the Icehouse...", "Joey: What about them, Dawson? They're just a bunch of Capeside's ignoramuses. What do they know? I mean, it's bound to happen when your father's an infamous philanderer and drug dealer.", "Dawson: Are you okay, though? I'm worried about you.", "(Joey quickly snaps towards him, obviously jumpy and stressed.)", "Joey: I'm fine! Dawson, I'm fine. Honestly, I don't care about those idiotic women, there are 100 people out there, waiting to eat, and at this point, getting them fed is the only thing on my mind!", "(She walks off quickly and Dawson looks after her and sighs. Cut to Dawson out on the floor serving glasses of champagne. He runs into his mother.)", "Gail: Hey, Dawson. Have you seen your father?", "Dawson: No, I haven't.", "Gail: Well, you were right that I should take some of my own advice. I've decided that this has gone on long enough. I'm going to get your father back.", "Dawson: (smiles) Well, you look beautiful.", "Gail: Thanks, honey.", "(She kisses him on the cheek and walks past as Dawson glances at the entrance and sees his father with his film teacher. He looks back at his mom, who is also noticing. Dawson accidentily knocks over the last champagne glass standing and he goes to clean up the mess. Cut to Andie and Pacey wheeling in the cake into a room.)", "Pacey: Isn't this romantic, sweetheart? I mean, can't you just feel the anticipatory excitement in the air? Two young lovers about to be united in the bounds of holy matrimony. I'm getting goosebumps, how about you?", "Andie: Yeah, don't push me. I've got a cake knife in my hand, Pacey.", "Pacey: (laughs) Okay, let's just finish this thing off and we can get out there and watch the ceremony.", "Andie: I'm not watching the ceremony.", "Pacey: Sure, you are. You can watch it from my lap.", "Andie: Yeah, right, in your dreams.", "Pacey: You know, I wish I had money like these people. When someone in my family gets married, you end up wearing polyester, they serve fishsticks for appetizers, and the whole thing winds up in a drunken brawl. That's why I like to make moments like this perfect. Beautiful location, best champagne, and every penny in place.", "Andie: It may look perfect, but stretch beneath the surface and you will find distrangement, despair, and dysfunction. I mean, at least your family's imperfection reflects reality. My family, we look perfect, but on the inside we're falling apart.", "Pacey: You're just a regular Polyanna today, aren't ya? Go easy on the sunshine, sister.", "Andie: (angry) Alright, Pacey. I told you I didn't want to come to this wedding. I told you it would only put me in a bad mood, and you forced me to come. So you know what? Now you're going to have to deal with the consequences--", "(She moves her hands out to prove her point and she knocks over the top layer of the cake which smashes to the ground. Joey saw the cake drop and she closes her eyes and sighs.)", "Andie: Ahh..", "Pacey: Oh, dear lord...", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(Cut to Dawson going into the room where the bride's at. She's sitting in a chair, obviously upset.)", "Dawson: (surprised) Hi.", "Pam: Hi...", "Dawson: Are you okay?", "Pam: I think I'm having a heart attack.", "Dawson: D-do you want me to get somebody?", "Pam: No! Don't get anybody! Just help me get this window open (she goes over to a window.)", "Dawson: Wh-What are you trying to do?", "Pam: (hesitantly) Can you keep a secret?", "Dawson: Yeah..", "Pam: I'm not going through with this. I can't get married.", "Dawson: W-why not?", "(Pam starts crying.)", "Pam: I want to diieee....oh, please, just let me die...", "Dawson: What's the matter? Don't you love him?", "Pam: I don't know. That's the thing. What if I marry him and it's the biggest mistake of my life?", "Dawson: I-I don't know what to say...", "(Dawson just kinda stares at her wondering how the world he got himself into this mess. Cut to Jen's house. Abby and Jen are in Jen's room.)", "Grams: Jennifer! Would you please turn that down!", "Jen: Sorry, Grams!", "Abby: (mocking) Jennifer! Would you please turn that down!", "(They laugh)", "Abby: I'm bored.", "Jen: What do you want to do tonight, huh? I'm determined to have a blast no matter what.", "Abby: I don't know. I think we're in desperate need of the 3 B's: booze, boys, (tries to think of the other, starts over)...booze, boys..", "(Jen laughs.)", "Abby: Well, that's only two B's. So what are Dawson and those other lame excuses for teenagers doing tonight?", "Jen: The Icehouse is catering this wedding at the Atheneom...everybody's there. Guess nobody thought to invite me. I guess I'm not really part of the 'inner circle'.", "Abby: The Atheneom? Free champagne, older guys in tuxedos...me likes.", "Jen: One problem, Abby. Lack of invitation.", "Abby: Well, an invitation has never stopped me before. I say we get really dressed up, and crash that wedding. We'll show Dawson and his little click a wedding they'll never forget.", "(They laugh. Cut to the people in the ceremony looking at their watches, waiting. Cut to Dawson in the room with the crying bride.)", "Dawson: Okay, I don't want to put any pressure on you but the ceremony is about to start...you've really got to make a decision.", "Jack: (from outside the door) Hey Dawson!", "Dawson: (to Pam) Hold on! I'll handle this.", "(Dawson opens the door.)", "Jack: Were you in there long enough?", "Dawson: Well, we've got a little problem. The bride wants to jump out the window.", "Jack: Where is she?", "Dawson: She's in there. She's hysterical. We might have to cancel the wedding.", "Jack: Let me talk to her.", "Dawson: I really don't think you could do any good right now.", "Jack: Where is she?", "(Dawson opens the door and the place where Pam was sitting is empty.)", "Dawson: She was right there.", "(They look at the closed bathroom door. Cut to Joey in the kitchen. Bessie walks in.)", "Joey: Where's Dad?", "Bessie: Why? What's happening?", "Joey: This wedding is rapidly becoming a disaster. Jack and Dawson disappeared. Pacey and Andie just ruined the cake and the food isn't even ready yet.", "Bessie: Joey, just calm down. Everything's going to be okay.", "Joey: No, Dawson's right! I mean, Bessie, we have enough to deal with now that Dad's back without taking on this wedding! We were so blinded by all of a sudden paying back our debts that we overlook the now painfully obvious reality that we have no idea what we're doing!", "Bessie: It's not that bad! Everything's under control. We're just experiencing a few glitches.", "Joey: A few glitches? Bessie, we're going to ruin this wedding and humiliate ourselves, again, in front of all of Capeside! It's the story of our lives.", "Bessie: No! It's not over yet. We can do this. I don't think we should get Dad all worked up about it?", "Joey: Why not?! This was his bright idea in the first place! He tore our family apart and he thinks he can just put it back together in a day, well, he can't!", "(Bessie's face drops and she turns around and walks out of the room and Joey closes her eyes and slowly turns around hoping she won't see who she thinks she will. Her father overheard the whole conversation.)", "(Cut to people impatiently awaiting for the ceremony to begin. Cut to Dawson and Jack leaned against the door of the bathroom.)", "Jack: If you don't open up the door, I'm going to have to get your mother.", "(Dawson gives him a look.)", "Jack: It was worth a try.", "(All of a sudden they hear something. They move away and open the door.)", "Jack: Hey! How you doin'?", "Pam: I'm going to be sick.", "Jack: Are you havin' second thoughts?", "Pam: I keep thinking...what if Alan isn't my soulmate? What if my soulmate is still out there and I just haven't met him yet? And now, I'm giving up my one chance for perfect love.", "Jack: You could spend your whole life looking for perfect love, and I promise you. You'll never find it.", "(She starts crying again.)", "Jack: No! It's-it's-because love isn't perfect! Everyone's flawed. Including you. Including Alan. But Alan loves you, and that love is real. Are you sure you want to walk away from something that's real? For a dream that may not even exist?", "(She smiles. Jack smiles.)", "Jack: C'mon. You're just suffering from an acute case of the wedding day jitters. It wouldn't be a wedding without em. It's a tradition! It's like throwing a bouquet or taking off the garter. Besides, I bet when you start to walk down that aisle, and you look into Alan's eyes, all your fears are just going to dissolve away.", "(Cut to Pam walking down the aisle. Cut to Mitch looking over at Gail. Cut to Dawson looking at Joey, she looks back at him and smiles. Cut to Pam walking up to Dawson and Jack.)", "Pam: (to Jack) I don't even know you, but you saved my life. Thank you.", "(She kisses him on the cheek.)", "Pam: I'm so happy.", "(She walks off.)", "Dawson: Okay, I talk to her for 20 minutes and she wants to jump out of a window, you come in and in two minutes, you save her marriage. (confused) How do you do that?", "Jack: Well, I train with this Indian shamin who lives up in the woods.", "(They laugh.)", "Jack: I don't know. I guess I just happen to say the right things.", "Dawson: (pause) There's a time where she used to come to me.", "Jack: Joey?", "Dawson: Yeah. Whenever she had bad news or something she wanted to talk about, she would climb through my window and we'd talk for hours and hours. Now she goes to you.", "Jack: Dawson, I don't think you should draw any conclusions about your relationship with Joey based on something so circumstantial. I may be friends with her...but you're her soulmate.", "Dawson: You just told the bride you don't believe in soulmates.", "Jack: I don't believe in perfect love, but I do believe that there are people who's lives are inextricably intertwined, who have a bond that lasts forever. That can never be broken. And she needs you now, man. You're the only one that knows her whole history. You're the only one that knows what she's going through.", "Dawson: I know! And I keep on reaching out to her but between her pride...and this wedding. It's--I can't connect.", "Jack: Maybe what she needs is for you to force a connection.", "(Dawson thinks. Cut to Andie watching at the door to a back room.)", "Andie: Ohhhh my God! Hurry up, they're coming!", "(Pacey takes the stuff away from \"the cake\")", "Pacey: How's it look?", "(It looks like a blob)", "Andie: What have you done?! That looks worse!", "Pacey: Well, I don't know! I'm not a pastry chef, alright?", "Andie: Oh my God, Pacey!", "(Pam opens the door.)", "Pam: Hi!", "(Andie jumps in front of it.)", "Andie: Hi!", "Pam: Is the cake back here? I want to see it.", "Andie: No, it's--it's...it's very bad luck for the bride to see her wedding cake on an empty stomach!", "Pam: Really? What will happen?", "Andie: She'll get fat!", "Pam: Ohh.", "Andie: They say.", "Pam: I've only heard that the...top layer of the cake represents the marriage.", "(Andie's eyes get huge.)", "Pam: (cont.) We're supposed to put it in the freezer for good luck and (getting teary-eyed) eat it on our first anniversary.", "Andie: Awwww.", "(Pam turns and leaves. Andie shuts the door.)", "Andie: Did you hear that? That's an omen! If their marriage breaks up it will be our fault.", "Pacey: Our fault? I think you mean your fault. It was your wild instrictulations that sent this baby flying in the first place.", "Andie: Ohhh God, when she comes in to cut the cake she's going to be horrified! I should not have come. Not only have I wrecked their wedding, but I've put a curse on their marriage!", "Pacey: Andie, would you settle down! Weren't you the one that was just yelling about anti-symbolism anyhow?", "Andie: Yeah, but her wedding day is supposed to be perfect! I mean, look at that cake! And the little itsy bitsy groom is covered in frosting...", "Pacey: (squints his eyes at her) I knew it. (pauses) I'm not working on this cake for one more minute until you admit to me that you're a closet romantic.", "Andie: I am not. I already told you. It's a bogus, sentimental convention.", "(Pacey walks towards the door and holds it open.)", "Andie: Oh my God, the groom! Pacey! (through clenched teeth) Come on!", "(Pacey raises his eyebrows and shakes his head no.)", "Andie: Okay! I admit it, you're right. I'm a sucker for taffeta, the sight of the little flower girl makes me weepy! I'm a wedding fanatic! There! Are you happy?", "(Pacey smiles and walks back towards the cake.)", "Andie: Hurry up. The cake.", "(Cut to Mr.Potter finishing up some plates and Joey walks in and sets her tray down.)", "Joey: Hi Dad.", "Mr.Potter: Hey. I think we're pretty much caught up here. The Potter's will find a way.", "Joey: It looks amazing.", "Mr.Potter: When you spend three months alone in a prison cell, it can make you monstrously self-absorbed. I never even considered how my presence here would adversely effect you.", "Joey: I'm really stressed out. I didn't mean any of those things.", "Mr.Potter: Well, whether you did or didn't, you were completely right. You two have been so strong. You've done so well and here comes your criminal father, coming back to Capeside to bring you more shame and scandal.", "Joey: You can't expect to come back and have everything be back to normal again. Things have changed and I think we need to deal with this as a family before we invite in the malignous scrutiny of total strangers...", "Mr.Potter: I'm the father. I'm the one who's supposed to be protecting you against all the harsh realities of the world and here you are protecting me. Yet again I'm failing in my parental duties.", "Joey: Please don't say that.", "Mr.Potter: I better go check on that salmon...", "(He leaves. Cut to Gail taking a glass of champagne from someone.)", "Gail: Thank you.", "(Dawson walks up.)", "Dawson: How you doin', Mom?", "Gail: Dawson, who is that woman with your father?", "Dawson: That would be my film teacher at school. The notorious one who told me that my film was insipid.", "(Mitch and the film teacher start to head over.)", "Gail: How long has he been seeing her?", "Dawson: I don't know.", "Mitch: Hello, Gail. This is Nicole.", "(Gail gives her an evil look.)", "Mitch: And of course you know Dawson.", "(Dawson manages a smile.)", "Nicole: Well, it was a lovely wedding, wasn't it?", "Gail: Honey, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find my seat.", "Dawson: Okay. Dad, can I talk to you for a second?", "Mitch: Yeah.", "(They walk away.)", "Mitch: Dawson, I know this is awkward for you. Truthfully, I didn't know you were going to be here.", "Dawson: That's not the point, Dad. You knew that Mom was going to be here.", "Mitch: Nicole is a colleague. She's smart and she's funny and I enjoy spending time with her and if your mother has a problem with that she's going to have to deal with it. I have to live my life.", "(He notices he's getting too loud and some people are starting to watch. He pauses and starts quieter.)", "Mitch: I'm sorry. The last thing I want to do is put you in the middle.", "Dawson: Well, that's exactly what you're doing by dating teachers from my school.", "(Cut to Abby and Jen standing idly behind the tables at the wedding.)", "Jen: Abby, there are no cute guys here. It's totally the middle age set.", "Abby: I think you need a father figure, Jen. Somebody who has more sexual experience than you, if that's possible.", "Jen: Oh, shut up.", "Abby: I'm just kidding.", "Jen: I'm sure that they're all married.", "Abby: Well, maybe it's time to graduate from nymphet to homewrecker. Cheers.", "Jen: Cheers.", "(They hit their champagne glasses together and Andie walks up to them.)", "Abby: Oh, look. Love the outfit, Andie. You look like a little penguin.", "Andie: What are you guys doing here?", "Abby: Raising hell, what are you doing here?", "Andie: Okay, look, I don't think it's a very good idea for you guys to be here, okay? This is a romantic occasion, please don't ruin it!", "Abby: Oh, well we'll just keep you company then.", "Andie: Look, we're in the middle of handling a crisis here. We don't need this kind of distraction.", "(She starts dragging them towards the door.)", "Abby: (confused) Are you kicking us out?", "Andie: Yes! This is not a tailgate party, it's a wedding! It's invitation only and your being here is going to get us all in trouble so please just leave.", "Abby: Geez, you might want to try upping the dosage on those mood stabilizers!", "Andie: The exit is that way.", "Jen: Listen Abby, why don't we just go on down to the boardwalk and we'll come back after dinner when everyone's a little more toasted and not so uptight.", "(They walk towards the door and Abby grabs a bottle of champagne out of a bucket and turns back to Andie.)", "Abby: For the road...buh-bye!", "(She leaves and Andie angrily walks back towards the back room. Cut to Dawson carrying some cups into the back. He finds Joey in a room.)", "Dawson: Joey, what's wrong?", "Joey: Nothing.", "Dawson: Joey, you've been crying. Don't tell me nothing's wrong. I know you.", "Joey: Dawson, it's just been a really hectic day, I'm fine.", "(Dawson looks at her and she looks him in the eye and tries to prove she is fine but she can't and she looks down and gives in.)", "Joey: I'm just really scared.", "(Dawson seems almost relieved that she's telling him.)", "Joey: I just get him back and what if he hurts me again? I can't keep getting my heart broken by him.", "Dawson: (comforting) Joey...", "Joey: I can't...", "Dawson: I think in the back of your mind, you've always felt that as soon as your father got back, everything would be fine. Life would be perfect. I think your father probably felt the same way, too. As soon as he got back he could just clean up every mess, right every wrong, but ...he can't. You two are both suffering under the burden of such impossibly high expectations right now and all this hurt and pain and anger that you're feeling isn't going to just disappear ...and that's okay.", "(She looks at him, questionably.)", "Dawson: Joey, for these past three years you have been so unbelievably strong. I mean, you've let the petty gossips and judgements of this town roll right off you. Don't let them get to you now. (pauses) Now's the time to dig in your heels and show them that you have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. And...you're not alone in this. You have a father now. You have a family again. And you will always...have me.", "Joey: (whispers) Thank you.", "(They hug. Cut to Joey walking back into the kitchen with a tray.)", "Mr.Potter: Hey! How'd it go out there?", "Joey: Well, no one's complained of bachelorism yet. I think it went well.", "(There's a long silence.)", "Joey: Dad, do you remember Melissa Barry? She always wore her hair on top of her head and a ponytail?", "Mr.Potter: Yeah, she was a friend of yours.", "Joey: Yeah...(pauses) the day you were arrested, I was at school in the bathroom in one of the stalls and I overheard her talking about you. About how you were a drug dealer and how we lived in a crack house and she was laughing and, I remember, I was so upset. I ran home and I cried for hours and Dawson came over and he cheered me up. The next day I went to school and I walked up to her and I looked her straight in the eye ...and I smiled and I walked away like nothing ever happened.", "Mr.Potter: Joey, I'm sorry.", "Joey: No, that's not my point. People are always going to talk. That's tough and I'll always walk with my head held high and they can't crush me. And I know that you've been through a lot. You've made your mistakes, but...you're my dad. And I'm proud of you. The thing is...protecting your strength from the outside world is one thing...please don't pretend with me and I promise I won't pretend with you. (pauses trying not to cry) But, um, I just wanted to say...I love you and I'm really glad that you're home.", "(They hug and a tear rolls down Mr. Potter's face.)", "Joey: Come on. I want to show my dad off to all of Capeside.", "Mr.Potter: I think you were right before. When it comes to the outside world, I think we should take things slow.", "Joey: But I don't care about the outside world. I care about you. There's a celebration going on and we have so much to celebrate. Come with me.", "Mr.Potter: I'm not ready, Joey. Not yet.", "(He walks off and Joey looks down at the ground. Cut to Pacey and Andie wheeling the cake out.)", "Pacey: Ahh...so, how's it look?", "Andie: It--It looks great! Thank you!", "(She turns to hug him and almost knocks it over again.)", "Pacey: Wo-wo-wo.", "Andie: Oh, yeah...we should probably get this on top now.", "(She starts to lift it and Pacey stops her.)", "Pacey: Andie, why don't I take care of that for you?", "(He gets it on and the bride and groom walk up.)", "Pam: May I..May I see the cake now?", "(Andie moves out of the way.)", "Pam: Oh, it's beautiful.", "(They kiss. Cut to Pam putting cake into Alan's mouth. Cut to Pacey and Andie watching.)", "Pacey: You must just be disgusted right now with all this sentimental bogus symbolism.", "Andie: Shut up, Pacey.", "(Cut to Abby and Jen walking drunkedly up the stairs.)", "Jen: Do you ever think that you'll get married?", "Abby: Married? To some beer-swiggling, football-watching bonehead?", "(Jen laughs.)", "Jen: Living in some cookie cutter house with two snot-nose little brats. Driving the car pool baby.", "(They sit on the edge of the docks with their back facing the fall towards the water.)", "Abby: Grocery shopping.", "Jen: Climbing the walls.", "Abby: Popping Valium.", "Jen: Suburban nightmare.", "Abby: You know, I don't think I'll ever be happy. Wherever I am, I'll always want to be somewhere else. Whatever I have, I'll always want something different.", "Jen: I hear ya!", "Abby: I just don't want to be a cliche.", "Jen: Or a whore.", "(Abby laughs and takes the champagne bottle from her.)", "Abby: Let me have a drink!", "Jen: Amen!", "(Abby leans back and loses her balance and falls over and hits her head on one of the wooden poles and drops the champagne bottle. Jen starts laughing like crazy.)", "Abby: Don't laugh: that hurt, you bitch!", "(She tries to regain her balance but slips and falls over the back of the dock and falls into the water.)", "Jen: (Yelling) Abby! Abby!!! Oh my God! Abby!!!!! Abby? Abby!", "(After surveying the water for any sign of Abby, Jen jumps in after her. Cut to the wedding where everyone's dancing.)", "Pacey: May I have the pleasure of this dance, Miss McPhee?", "(She puts her arm in his.)", "Andie: Pacey, I guess wedding's aren't that bad.", "Pacey: See, I win. I knew you'd come around.", "Andie: I think that when we get married ...we should do it in Venice.", "(Pacey's face falls.)", "Andie: It's the city of romance. What do you think?", "Pacey: I think by the time we're married that city will have already sunk into the sea.", "(Andie gives him a look.)", "Andie: We'll see.", "(Cut to Mitch and Nicole dancing. Cut to Gail sitting at a table by herself. Dawson sees her. He walks over.)", "Dawson: Mom? Will you dance with me?", "Gail: (smiles) Yes.", "(They walk out onto the floor.)", "Dawson: You know, a very wise person told me that knowing what you want is half the battle. The trick is to stay tenacious and never let a minor setback derail your vision.", "Gail: Thank you, honey.", "(Cut to Joey and Jack standing beside the dance floor.)", "Jack: Well, you did it. The wedding was a success.", "Joey: I'm just glad it's over. I mean, no money in the world is worth this kind of stress.", "(Jack's face changes as he spots something across the room. Mr.Potter walks out of the kitchen in a tux.)", "Jack: Joey.", "(He motions his head for her to look. She sees him and smiles.)", "Joey: Daddy.", "(She walks closer and he pulls out one red rose and gives it to her. She smiles.)", "Mr.Potter: May I have this dance?", "(They start dancing. Cut to Dawson's face smiling watching Joey dance with her dad. Cut to Bessie walking out of the kitchen and smiling when she sees Joey dancing with her father. Cut to Pacey and Andie dancing then to the bride and the groom dancing. Then back to Joey and her dad.)", "Mr.Potter: I think there's someone else who wants to dance with you.", "(Joey looks at him confused and he looks over at Dawson and Gail.)", "Joey: Dad.", "Gail: Hello, Mike. Welcome home.", "Mr.Potter: Thank you. Would you like to dance?", "Gail: I would love to.", "(They start dancing and Dawson and Joey look at each other. Joey sighs and wraps her arms around his neck and they start dancing.)", "Joey: Hey.", "Dawson: Hey.", "Joey: So, thank you.", "Dawson: (smiles) For what?", "Joey: For being my friend, for understanding me better than anyone, and for putting up with me for the last 16 years. (pauses) I love you.", "Dawson: I love you, too.", "(They kiss and then they pull away from each other and they lean in and start kissing again. Gail and Mr. Potter notice them and smile. Jack sees them and he smiles. Cut to a zoom out shot of everyone dancing and Dawson and Joey are still kissing on the dance floor. Cut to an ambulance while paramedics are zipping up Abby Morgan, now dead with mud on her face, in a body bag as Jen stands next to the ambulance wrapped in a blanket crying. Zoom out of the shot. Cue ending credits.)" ]	Dawson's Creek	02x18	A Perfect Wedding	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_02x20.json	[ "Dawson decides to take Joey out to dinner to celebrate their first month together. Mitch Leery also makes reservations at the same restaurant, and when the management fail to realise there are two Leery parties, all four are forced to sit together. Miss Kennedy, Dawson and Joey fight causing Miss Kennedy to leave. Later, Jen (who is now living at the Leery house) arrives with Gail, which inspires a plan to get Gail and Mitch together again. Also reunited are Andie and her deceased brother. Pacey and Jack catch on that she thinks he is with her, but it is just a figment of her imagination. After a showdown with Andie, Jack and Pacey engineer a plan to aid her medical recovery." ]	[ "CAST", "James Van Der Beek: Dawson Leery", "Kaite Holmes: Joey Potter", "Joshua Jackson: Pacey Witter", "Michelle Williams: Jen Lindley", "Meredith Monroe: Andie McPhee", "Kerr Smith: Jack McPhee", "Evelyn \"Grams\" Ryan: Mary Beth Peil", "Gareth Williams: Mike Potter", "Gail Leery: Mary-Margaret Humes", "Mitch Leery: John Wesely Shipp", "Nicole Kennedy: Madchen Amick", "Written by Greg Berlanti Directed by Melanie Mayron", "(Dawson's room - everyone is there watching a movie, eating popcorn. It's Andie, Pacey, Dawson, Joey, Jack, and Jen)", "Dawson: (shuts off the movie) Okay...movement break! (He gets up and grabs his bottle of water and looks around the room and starts laughing) Is anyone else struck by the humor of this moment that we're all in the same room at the same time.", "Jack: (eating popcorn) Yeah, I think it's bizarre...I mean, the way we all started the school year and how we all managed to come out as friends...", "Andie: Yeah, like St. Elmo's!", "Joey: St. Elmo's from hell.", "Dawson: Thought would be a negative spin.", "Joey: I just think it's important in times of model and reflection to incorporate a little honesty..", "(Jen sits up.)", "Jen: You know what? I happen to agree with Joey. I mean, sure, we've all grown to tolerate each other but we're still a long way off from 90210-land of best friends forever.", "Pacey: I don't know...I kind of think that Andie's got a point. I mean, there has been a lot of hanging out lately.", "Jack: Yeah, like when?", "Pacey: (mouthful of popcorn) Like right now, for instance. Have we even stopped to consider why we've all come here together tonight if not our need to go habitate in, dare I say it, a click.", "(Jen makes a face of disgust.)", "Joey: Scary...", "Andie: Yeah, Pacey, when you say it like that...", "Dawson: Wait a minute, though, I mean no offense to anybody here, but I called up Pacey to invite him over to watch a couple of movies..that hardly qualifies as group hanging out.", "Pacey: Yeah, but I invited Andie...", "Andie: And I invited Jack.", "Joey: And I better not need an invitation!", "(Dawson and Joey kiss.)", "Jen: And I live here now.", "Pacey: Let's face it, guys, we are this far away from the Peach Pit.", "(Everyone turns and stares at him.)", "Joey: Kill him.", "Andie: ATTACK!", "(They all grab pillows and start hitting each other. There's feathers flying everywhere and everyone's laughing. Dawson's Creek theme.)", "(Cut to outside of Capeside High. Andie and Jack walk up to Pacey, Andie's hair is brown.)", "Andie: Hey.", "Pacey: Hey. (looks again) Wow.", "Andie: He said with zero enthusiasm...", "(Andie walks off.)", "Pacey: You got a new 'do...", "(Jack is giving him the 'cut it out' gestures.)", "Andie: You don't like it.", "Pacey: I didn't say that.", "Jack: He didn't say that!", "Andie: New hairstyles are judged by immediate response. Yours was lackless.", "Pacey: No--I--Well, I think you look fantastic, sweetheart.You just don't look like...you?", "Andie: Keep digging your personal charm on.", "Pacey: You know what? I love it! Jack--", "Jack: He loves it! He clearly loves it!", "Pacey: You're beautiful! You've never--", "Andie: Liars..both of you.", "Pacey: You--anyway, about tonight, I was thinking movie, dinner, romantic stroll down by the docks...", "Andie: Think again. I've got to study for finals...not to mention...take care of Mom.", "Pacey: It's Friday night. You have plenty of time to hit the books over the weekend. What do you say we take tonight off?", "Andie: You know, you should, YOU should take the the night off, I would love it, but I'm going to study thanks.", "Pacey: (to Jack) Do I deserve this?", "Andie: (looking at a textbook) Oh, geez! How could I do this?!", "Pacey: What?", "Andie: DAMNIT!", "Pacey: What's the matter?", "Andie: I brought the wrong book for Pre-Calc., Mrs. Sanders is going to kill me.", "Pacey: Maybe it's in your locker.", "Andie: Yeah, well, it better be, I'll see you later.", "(She storms off and Pacey turns to Jack.)", "Pacey: Okay? So..", "Jack: It's the hair, okay? She's extra sensitive...she did it herself!", "(Jack walks off.)", "Pacey: Well, ain't love grand.", "(Cut to Andie digging through her locker and then she angrily hits it. She looks around and sees a guy, he's tall, dark haired (her brother Tim). She smiles at him and almost starts crying. She looks back into her locker and gets out the right book. She smiles at the guy again. Cut to Dawson reading a board when Joey comes up behind him and kisses him on the cheek.)", "Joey: So, what's the plan for tonight?", "Dawson: Uh, I dunno, maybe rent a movie...", "Joey: Dawson, do you know what we've done for the past four Friday nights? Here's a hint: Be kind, rewind.", "Dawson: Okay, so maybe we won't rent a movie. We'll watch a movie instead!", "Joey: (Sarcastically) Har har.", "Dawson: It's not like I prefer the situation. I mean, I do try to make our evenings as spontaneous as possible.", "Joey: (smiles) No offense to you, Dawson, but I think because we've been friends for so long and no each other so well...our chemistry, the only thing it doesn't produce is spontaneity.", "Dawson: Ah, well, that's me. Captain A-Hum-Drum.", "Joey: I said us.", "Dawson: You meant me.", "Joey: I have to admit that I am a little surprised that you're okay with this considering it is our one month anniversary for whatever we are...or were...(smiles) or are.", "Dawson: Joey, we are boring, trite people. We are absolutely incapable of sponteneity. We do things like plan and organize and make reservations weeks in advance at top-notch restaurants for one-month anniversaries to celebrate whatever it is we are...or were...(smiles) or are.", "Joey: (smiling and hugs him) You didn't!", "Dawson: It was going to be a surprise until you got all persnickety on me.", "Joey: I didn't get persnickety!", "Dawson: Yeah, it's okay, though! You're a very cute persnickety.", "Joey: I did not get persnickety.", "(Dawson smiles and laughs.)", "Joey: Okay, that was persnickety.", "(They laugh. Cut to Jen sitting out on the Leery porch staring at Grams' house. Gail walks up.)", "Gail: You could call her...", "Jen: Who?", "Gail: Who do you think?", "Jen: I just don't think I'd have a whole lot to say to her. And at this point I don't think she'd have a whole lot to say to me either.", "Gail: Aw, don't say that.", "Jen: I want to talk to her but...where would it lead? Maybe I'd move back in, a few weeks of considerable reconciliation, and then the inevitable ideology clash. I just accept that there are certain people who aren't meant to fit in your life. No matter how much you want them to be.", "Gail: I'm infinitely familiar with that predicament.", "Jen: Oh! I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to imply that you and--", "Gail: No, it's okay, honey. What do you say we just have a night of good food, good music, good conversation, and just put the past on the back burner for awhile.", "Jen: I'd have to say that's the best offer I've gotten in awhile!", "(Cut to Mitch and Mrs. Kennedy walking down the street.)", "Mitch: \"Entre Nous,\" I wonder what that means in French.", "Mrs.Kennedy: Oh, it means, \"just between us\".", "Mitch: Like a secret.", "Mrs.Kennedy: Or a kiss.", "(They kiss.)", "Mitch: Well, that was slightly unexpected.", "Mrs.Kennedy: It was?", "Mitch: Yeah.", "Mrs.Kennedy: Well, we've been spending a lot of time together at school, we've went out on a few dates, it's clear that we enjoy each other's company. It's only natural that things progress.", "Mitch: You're right, you're right. It's just I'm kind of like teenager about all this in need of a lot of practice.", "Mrs.Kennedy: Well, the key is not to think about it. Think about how beautiful the evening is, how quaint the restaurant is that we're about to enter, even how romantic a streetlight can be--", "(Mitch kisses her again.)", "Mitch: After you my (french word that I missed)", "Mrs.Kennedy: Ah, merci.", "(Cut to Dawson and Joey walking hand-in-hand to the restaurant.)", "Joey: Entre Nous? That's where we're going?", "Dawson: Yep!", "Joey: Dawson, that's too expensive.", "Dawson: Well, the stock market was high, I had a little extra to throw in...", "Joey: Dawson, seriously. It doesn't matter where we eat...", "Dawson: Joey, we have been together for one month...I want to take you to a meal in an establishment where (completely missed phrase)...", "(Joey looks at him like 'What?')", "Dawson: Okay, I do admit that that was a prepared statement.", "Joey: Yeah, I figured.", "Dawson: (laughs) C'mere.", "(They kiss. Cut to inside Entre Nous where the band is playing and people are dancing. Cut to Dawson arguing with the maitre'd.)", "Dawson: I made reservations two weeks ago!", "M: I'm sorry. I didn't realize there were two Leery parties.", "Dawson: Two Leery parties?", "M: Well, yes. (motions towards Mitch and Mrs. Kennedy sitting at a booth.)", "(Mitch looks up and is surprised.)", "Mitch: Dawson?", "Dawson: Dad. Great.", "(Cut to Andie at the therapist.)", "Therapist: It's possible that you're experiencing symptoms called complicated grief. Your medical history makes you sort of susceptible to this kind of anxiety on the loss of a loved one.", "Andie: This doesn't have anything to do with my brother.", "Therapist: I'm talking about Abby Morgan. Her death seems to have upset you a great deal which ultimately may have triggered unresolved issues with your brother's passing. It's critical that we stay on top of this. Have you seen Abby any other times besides the incident you spoke of a month ago?", "Andie: No, no...just that one time. In fact, now that I think about it...I may not have seen her at all.", "Therapist: It's okay if you did, Andie.", "Andie: No, no, I don't think I did...", "Therapist: (writing something down) This is my home number. I want you to call me if you feel your anxiety getting worse. Also, I want you in here early next week and we can decide then if you're in need of any medication.", "Andie: Medication? Uh, but you said that I wouldn't have to go back on?", "Therapist: It's different now. What's going on inside you, Andie, may not be healing itself properly. The sooner we confront this, the better.", "(Cut to Andie walking to her car. She gets in and looks over and it's her hallucination of Tim.)", "Tim: I like your hair.", "Andie: Thanks.", "Tim: Did you tell her about me?", "Andie: (shakes her head no) I couldn't...", "Tim: That's good. What we have is a secret.", "Andie: Not for long. They're going to find out about you and then we're going to have to leave each other...", "Tim: I'm not going anywhere.", "Andie: Promise me? Because I can't lose you, I don't have this with anyone else. Nobody listens like you do.", "Tim: I know...", "Andie: I'm so scared...", "(She sits there and then starts hitting her hands on the steering wheel.)", "Andie: WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME? WHY ME? WHY!", "(She leans on \"Tim\" and they sit there in the car. Cut to Jen carrying in wood for the fire in the Leery house.)", "Jen: Hey Gail, can I ask you a question that kind of breaks our back burner rule?", "Gail: Sure.", "Jen: What kind of hope to you have of the hope of you and Mr. Leery getting back together?", "Gail: Well, I'd be lying if I said I didn't think about it everyday.", "Jen: I mean, have you--did you try to get him back?", "Gail: I've made a few attempts here and there. But it's pointless, Jen. You can't connive or intice love. By definition it has to find it's way to you.", "Jen: Dawson said that you got a job offer in Philadelphia...are you going to take that?", "Gail: I don't know. I'm waiting for that sign.", "Jen: Sign?", "Gail: You know, one of those small moments in life that provide some clarity. A little occurance that provides you with where you need to go, who you need to be with, or not be with...", "Jen: Smoke!", "Gail: I think that sign's a little extreme.", "Jen: No, I mean, I smell smoke!", "Gail: Oh my God! The potroast!", "Jen: Oh!", "(They run for the kitchen. Cut to Dawson, Mrs. Kennedy, Mitch, and Joey squeezed around a small table at Entre Nous.)", "Mitch: I guess we were lucky that they could squeeze us all in together...", "(A waiter bumps Dawson's chair and he is not looking too happy.)", "Dawson: I'll say. (sarcastically) Lucky.", "Mitch: Dawson. Nicole and I were just discussing your summer plans.", "Mrs.Kennedy: Yes, your father mentioned the possibility of you interning in Hollywood. I'm sure I could set you up with a summer job at an agency or a production company.", "Dawson: Isn't that the city that you said, and I quote, \"eat me for breakfast\"?", "Mrs.Kennedy: Look, I'm sorry if I was hasty in my analysis.", "Dawson: Apology not accepted.", ": Dawson! You don't mean that.", "Dawson: Yes, I do. I spent months working on that film which you gave two seconds of thought to before annihilating. After which, you proceeded to steer me away from the business as much as possible, but now, since you're dating my father, all of a sudden I'm worthy of an internship.", "Mrs.Kennedy: You asked me to be truthful, Dawson. Now I may not be a fan of your work, but I am a fan of your enthusiasm. There are plenty of opportunities in the film business, not just creatively speaking.", "Dawson: Ah, so I'm not creative enough.", "Mrs.Kennedy: You're misunderstanding me.", "Dawson: I don't think I am.", "Waiter: Alright, are you guys ready to order?", "Mitch: (forces a smile) Uh, yeah.", "Joey: (to Mitch and Mrs. Kennedy) You guys go ahead. Dawson and I will be right back.", "(They get up and walk to the bar.)", "Joey: So this is your idea of a romantic evening?", "Dawson: Joey, that woman trashed my movie, came this close to crushing all of my career hopes and now she's stealing my dream, what am I supposed to do? Talk about the weather?", "Joey: Dawson, I know. I realize this. But by letting her get the best of you, you're putting a petty little battle before us and our night. I mean, it's upsetting.", "Dawson: I'm sorry. Hey, for the sake of our evening, I will rise above.", "(They kiss.)", "Dawson: Okay?", "(Joey turns to see Jen and Gail entering into Entre Nous.)", "Joey: Oh, no...", "Dawson: Is this a French restaurant or a French (missed word)?", "(Cut to Pacey and Andie laying on Andie's bed watching television. Andie's a little fidgety.)", "Andie: I'm going to go get something to drink.", "(She gets up and leaves and Pacey stares after her. Cut to Andie in the kitchen, she grabs a glass out of the cupboard and turns to find Tim.)", "Andie: (angrily) You're late. I thought you'd come earlier.", "Tim: Are you okay?", "Andie: Look, we can't talk right now, okay? Pacey's upstairs and I don't want him to find out about--", "Tim: I don't care about him, Andie. I care about you. And I hate seeing you like this.", "Andie: Look, you know what? It's just too hard having you both here at the same time, okay?!", "(Cut back up to Andie's room, Pacey moves to turn the other way on the bed and he moves the pillows and under Andie's he finds a photo album. He flips through a few pages then gets up and heads downstairs. On the way down he hears Andie talking to herself.)", "Andie: It's not like that, Brown. I can't just tell him. It's not that easy. There are too many repercussions that I'm not ready to deal with. Besides, why do I have to tell him in the first place? Would you understand if you were him?", "(Cut to Andie's perspective where Tim's there.)", "Tim: I guess I wouldn't.", "Andie: Then there's nothing I can do.", "Tim: Something...(long pause) You can choose.", "Andie: I won't do that, Brown.", "(Pacey leaps out from around the corner to see who she's talking to and he finds nobody and he stares at Andie confused. Cut to Jen drinking a Coke at the bar. Joey walks up to her.)", "Joey: Jen!", "Jen: J-Joey?", "Joey: What are you doing here?", "Jen: I'm here with Gail.", "Joey: Yeah, we saw.", "Jen: We?", "Joey: I'm here with Dawson and his father and....Mrs. Kennedy.", "Jen: Oh.", "Joey: Yeah...", "Jen: Not good...", "(Joey nods. Jen looks at Mitch sitting at the table by himself.)", "Jen: Or maybe not so bad.", "(Joey looks at her confused. Cut to Dawson sitting down by Mitch.)", "Dawson: Where'd Nicole go?", "Mitch: To the bathroom.", "Dawson: Um, I don't know if you watched the entrance just now but um--", "Mitch: Your mother. I saw her.", "Dawson: And you're not stressing out about this?", "Mitch: What's there to stress about? She's seen me with Nicole before.", "Dawson: Dad, whether you choose to ignore it or not, Mom is moments away from choosing whether to leave Capeside indefinitely.", "Mitch: Well her decision to leave or not has nothing to do with me.", "Dawson: It has everything to do with you. She's not just leaving for a great opportunity, she's running away from you. From your relationship, your unfinished business.", "Mitch: Unfinished business is only a matter of paperwork and signatures now.", "Dawson: I don't believe that, and I know you don't either. Dad I'm telling you, if there is even the smallest part of you that wants to work things out with her, don't let her leave. For your sake and for mine.", "(Cut to the bathroom. Gail and Mrs. Kennedy come out of a stall the same time. They see each other, of course and Gail has a pissed off look on her face.)", "Mrs.Kennedy: Hello, Gail.", "Gail: I was actually kind of planning on ignoring you.", "Mrs.Kennedy: I'm sure you were.", "Gail: You wouldn't by any chance happen to be here with--", "Mrs.Kennedy: Yes, I am.", "Gail: Well, that just sucks, doesn't it?", "Mrs.Kennedy: I'm sorry?", "Gail: Well, I just got here. Maybe I should call it a night.", "Mrs.Kennedy: Maybe. It would only be fair to Mitch.", "Gail: On second thought, I think I'll let Mitch decide what's fair for Mitch. (smiles) Enjoy your meal.", "(She leaves. Cut to Andie and Pacey in the kitchen.)", "Andie: You were listening to me!", "Pacey: You're damn right I was listening to you! What's going on here?", "Andie: I don't know what you're talking about.", "Pacey: Don't pull that with me. Who were you on the phone with?", "Andie: I wasn't on the phone.", "Pacey: Were you talking to another guy?", "Andie: I don't want to talk about this. Will you just please leave?", "Pacey: Tell me! Are you seeing somebody else?!", "Andie: NO!", "Pacey: THEN WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!", "Andie: It's none of your business, now will you please just leave me alone!", "Pacey: No, I'm not leaving!", "Andie: I mean it this time Pacey!", "Pacey: Andie, ever since Abby died, your moods have been completely unpredictable. (he turns her around) Look at me! Okay? I mean, one minute you're all over me and the next, you don't even want to see me! (slower) So if it doesn't have anything to do with someone else...I can't....I can't help but think...", "Andie: What? Say it.", "Pacey: I'm just wondering if it's maybe some kind of mental situation...", "Andie: (pissed off) You had to go there.", "Pacey: Well it's a logical place to go, Andie...", "Andie: If you don't like having a wacko for a girlfriend then why don't you do us both a favor and just break up with me!", "Pacey: I just want to help you, Andie.", "Andie: No, you don't want to help me, Pacey. You want explanations for things I can't give you explanations for.", "Pacey: Okay...(walks over and picks up the photo album) will you explain these?", "Andie: It's a photo album.", "Pacey: No, it's pictures of you and your family that I've never seen before! Alright, you had them out and were going through them, why?", "Andie: It's none of your business.", "Pacey: Andie, you changed your hair back to how it was in these photos of you and your brothers!", "Andie: And?", "Pacey: And coming on the heels of a month in which you have been acting anything but normal, I just find it a little odd that all of a sudden you would revert back to a hairstyle you had three years ago!", "Andie: So that is what this is all about? You're freaking out because I went back to an old hairstyle. Which one of us has the problem here?", "Pacey: Just tell me that your hair has nothing to do with these pictures...", "Andie: Give me back the book.", "Pacey: Why are you acting like this?", "Andie: I said, give me back the book!", "(She rips it out of his hands and turns around and accidentily smashes a lamp and some stuff on a table. She and Pacey just kind of stand there for a minute.)", "Andie: Uh, you know what? You can stay here if you want but I'm really tired and I'm going to bed.", "(She runs upstairs as Pacey kneels down by the mess and flips open the photo album. He picks up a picture of Andie with brown hair, Jack, and Tim, looking identical to the guy Andie keeps seeing.)", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(Cut to a waiter pouring Gail some wine.)", "Gail: Thank you for squeezing us in at the last minute.", "Waiter: A pleasure. (motioning to the wine) Compliments of the house. You're officially Entre Nous favorite anchorwoman.", "Gail: Thank you.", "(He walks off. Gail looks at the dance floor.)", "Gail: Look at all those happy people. I never thought romance could be so disgusting.", "Jen: (laughs) Nice try, Gail, but once a romantic, always a romantic.", "Gail: Oh, you think so?", "Jen: Oh, I know so. And I would bet that if that band was to strike of a song that struck a chord in you, your eyes would well up in a matter of seconds.", "Gail: Well, I guess there's certain songs with extra meaning.", "Jen: Did you and Mitch have a song? Just out of curiosity.", "(The waiters sets down their salads.)", "Gail: (to the waiter) Thank you.", "(Cut to Mitch's table. A waiter walks up.)", "Waiter: Sorry to interrupt. But this wine is sent from another table who wishes to remain nameless.", "Mrs.Kennedy: I just feel that the quality in film these days....the story is lacking...", "(Mitch looks over at Gail across the room and smiles.)", "Mrs.Kennedy: (cont.) Dawson, promise me when you're a Hollywood big-wig you won't spend your time \"trying\" to make big money pictures.", "(Dawson fakes a smile.)", "Joey: You don't really mean that, Mrs. Kennedy.", "Mrs.Kennedy: Excuse me?", "Joey: Well, since you've already made it perfectly clear that Dawson won't have anything to do with film, it's a little persnickety of you to imply that he may somebody be a Hollywood big-wig, isn't it?", "Mrs.Kennedy: (forces a laugh) Persnickety...", "(Joey stares at her and shrugs. Cut to Pacey sweeping up the mess and Jack's there.)", "Jack: What happened?", "Pacey: It's your sister, man. We got into a fight and this is what happened...", "Jack: Man...", "Pacey: Jack, something is wrong, I mean really, really wrong...", "Jack: Last night I caught her talking to herself. I mean, she said she wasn't but I heard her.", "Pacey: So did I! I mean, tonight, I heard her in the kitchen and I thought she was talking to somebody on the phone...", "Jack: Talking to who?", "Pacey: I don't know. I didn't hear the whole conversation...but...it sounded like she was talking to somebody named Brown...", "(Jack's face falls.)", "Pacey: You know who that is.", "(Andie's been listening. She's been slipping down the stairs without Jack and Pacey noticing.)", "Andie: It's my name for Tim...When I was little I couldn't pronounce Timothy...so I called him by my favorite color, brown. You think I'm crazy but I'm not!", "Jack: Andie, nobody said that!", "Andie: I know what you're thinking but I'm not crazy. I'm not like Mom. I see Tim and he is here.", "Pacey: We know, Andie.", "(Andie starts crying and runs down the stairs around the corner and into a room where she shuts and locks the door.)", "Pacey: Andie! Andie!! C'mon Andie, open this door. Andie! Open this door!", "(Cut back to Mitch's table at Entre Nous.)", "Mrs. Kennedy: I want it to have the commercialality of a When Harry Met Sally but the drier more ironic tone of Nichols and Meg.", "Joey: Mrs. Kennedy, just out of curiosity, what do you think was the most lacking thing about Dawson's film?", "Mrs.Kennedy: Do we have to go through this again?", "Dawson: No, we don't.", "Joey: I think we should...", "Mitch: Joey.", "Joey: I'm sorry, Mr. Leery, but there's obviously a serious undercurrent of tension between Dawson and Mrs. Kennedy...and it seems to me that the only way that they can have peace is if they confront the issue that Mrs. Kennedy finds your son to be completely and totally without a talent or ability or any way, shape, or form.", "Mrs.Kennedy: No, no, I didn't say that.", "Joey: Then what was it you did say?", "Dawson: Yeah, what exactly did you say?", "Mrs.Kennedy: Look, I believe that the key to success is not only having a dream but having the right dream. Many people aspire to be writers and directors but very few actually have the potential..", "Dawson: Who are you to be judging anybody's potential? You spent a couple years in Hollywood before disappearing into some small East Coast town to teach high school. Whatever success you had in Hollywood couldn't be much.", "Mrs.Kennedy: Well then it shouldn't matter what I think of your ability, should it?", "Mitch: Well, he's a kid with a dream, Nicole. Isn't it your job as a teacher to encourage him to follow it?", "Mrs.Kennedy: That's a really cozy fantasy, Mitch. But life has a meaner bite than that.", "Joey: You know, there's a name for individuals who focus on life's meaner bites. It's called bitter.", "Mrs.Kennedy: Well, on that note, if you'll excuse me.", "(She gets up. Dawson leans over to Joey.)", "Dawson: Joey, can I talk to you for a second?", "Joey: (to Mitch) Excuse me.", "(They leave and a waiter comes up.)", "Waiter: Is everything alright?", "(Mitch laughs. Dawson and Joey move back over by the bar.)", "Dawson: What's going on?", "Joey: What are you talking about?", "Dawson: You know exactly what I'm talking about. Not ten minutes after you warn me to start practicing a little bit of decorum, you start pushing every button at that table.", "Joey: You'll find out momentarily.", "Dawson: I can't--", "(Jen walks up.)", "Jen: Alright, kids. Operation Reunited has begun.", "Dawson: What is going on?", "Joey: Don't worry.", "Jen: You'll find out.", "(The maitre'd walks up.)", "M: Ladies, I see you received the wine you asked for...", "Joey: Yes. Thank you.", "Dawson: Alright, he knows. The maitre'd knows and I don't know.", "Joey: Just wait.", "(Cut to Mitch going to take a seat by Gail.)", "Mitch: Familiar song.", "Gail: Not familiar enough, Mitch.", "Mitch: Well, one dance never killed anybody...", "(Gail smiles and they get up and move to the dance floor and start dancing. Cut to Dawson, Jen, and Joey.)", "Joey: Maybe there's more romance there then we thought.", "Jen: Or maybe we're just really good.", "(Cut back to them on the dance floor.)", "Mitch: Thanks for the wine.", "Gail: (confused) The wine?", "Mitch: Yeah, it was mature of you. I appreciated the gesture.", "(Gail's confused and she looks over by the bar where Dawson, Joey, and Jen are looking but try to act like they're not when she looks.)", "Gail: Oh! Well, you know moi!", "Mitch: So what's up with Philadelphia? Are you still deciding?", "Gail: Considering tonight's seating arrangements that doesn't seem to be a concern of yours anymore.", "Mitch: Point taken. But as Dawson's father, I make a point to make a quiet plea on his behalf. Like his father, he's not well at expressing himself and I don't know how well he's going to get along with you gone...", "Gail: Well, at first, maybe...but eventually he'll be fine.", "Mitch: Still...if I know Dawson...he's not going to let on how much he's missing you...", "Gail: He could ask me to stay.", "Mitch: But see that wouldn't be fair would it? You deserve the opportunity too much...", "Gail: Well, I'll miss him too...", "(They look as if they're about to kiss but the song ends.)", "Gail: (quietly) The song's over.", "(Mitch nods and they quietly go back to their respective tables. Cut to Pacey and Jack banging on the door.)", "Jack: Come on! Maybe we can jimmy it, I'll go get a knife.", "Pacey: Andie, come on! Open this door please!", "(Cut to inside the door, where Andie is. She sees Tim in the mirror.)", "Tim: Andie, stop crying.", "Andie: Go away!", "(Cut back outside the door.)", "Pacey: I'm not going anywhere, Andie.", "(Back inside)", "Andie: Not you! Tim!", "(Back outside)", "Pacey: (panicky) Is Tim in there with you? JACK!", "(Back inside)", "Andie: I said just go! You're not real!", "(She throws something into the mirror. Back outside.)", "Pacey: Andie? What was that? Are you alright?", "(Inside, Andie's crying. Outside.)", "Jack: ANDIE OPEN THE DOOR!", "(Back inside, Andie's leaned up against the door, crying.)", "Tim: They don't believe you, Andie. They think you're crazy, but you're not!", "Andie: Yes, I am. I am crazy.", "(Back to outside the door.)", "Pacey: Andie, I don't think you're crazy and Jack doesn't think you're crazy either, okay?", "(Back inside.)", "Andie: Yes, you do.", "(Back outside)", "Pacey: No, we don't. I believe you, Andie. I believe that you're seeing Tim right now and that you're talking to him, but you know what? It's not fair that Tim can see me but I can't see him. So I need you to tell me what he's saying.", "(Back inside)", "Tim: I'll take care of you.", "Pacey: (from outside) Okay?", "Tim: You can't trust anyone else. They don't understand.", "Andie: He says you don't understand.", "(Back outside.)", "Pacey: Tell Tim that he's wrong. I may not understand everything that's going on with you right now, Andie, but I understand you. Tell Tim that.", "(Cut to back inside the door.)", "Tim: You have to choose Andie. Let me take care of you. I'll make you better.", "Andie: I can't...I can't choose.", "(Cut to back outside. Jack has his head in his hands worried.)", "Pacey: No, Andie, Tim's right. You do. You do have to choose.", "Andie: No, I don't want to, I can't.", "Pacey: (sincerely and emotionally) You have to, Andie. You have to choose, and I'm begging you from the bottom of your heart, to please choose me.", "(There's no movement on either side.)", "Pacey: (scared) Open this door, come out, and choose me. (Very emotionally) You are so special. You give so much to everybody around you, and you know what, Andie? I need you more than Tim does and so does Jack.", "Andie: That's not true.", "Pacey: My life began when I met you Andie, and you never gave up on me so I'm not going to give up on you. So please, Andie, (almost in tears) for the love of God, come out here and choose me. Please...", "(Cut to Andie inside the door. She's looking at Tim and starting to cry a little harder. She's slowly raising her hand for the door handle. She pulls herself up and Jack and Pacey back away from the door. She opens it a little and Pacey moves closer and grabs her in a hug, she's still crying.)", "Pacey: C'mere, c'mere.You're alright. It's okay. You're okay.", "(Cut to Pacey and Jack walking down from upstairs.)", "Jack: She's down for the count.", "Pacey: So what do we do now?", "Jack: Well, for starters, call my dad.", "Pacey: Jack, think about what you're saying...", "Jack: Well, no one's less happy about the idea than I am but he needs to know...", "Pacey: Your father wasn't there for your mother, what makes you think he's going to be there for Andie?", "Jack: Andie needs help. More than you or I or any one person can give her, my father can afford that kind of help!", "Pacey: Maybe she just needs time to heal. I mean, time could heal her.", "Jack: No, not with this...", "Pacey: You don't know that, Jack.", "Jack: Yes I do! This is what happened with my mother. You know, at first it was just like this. A few minor episodes here and there and by the time anybody wanted to deal with it, she was too far gone. The doctors they...they gave us this clinical explanation. They said that she had repressed her grief to the point where she couldn't experience it with anyone. Her conscience had to create someone to experience it with. I remember feeling so small and helpless when I heard that. And I wanted so badly to believe that there was something I could do.", "Pacey: Go call your dad.", "(Cut to Jen and Gail walking down the street.)", "Gail: Thank you, Jennifer.", "Jen: For?", "Gail: My sign. I got it tonight. Althought the shenanigans were a little (missed word) for my taste.", "Jen: Hey! I had short notice. So does that mean that you're going to stay in Capeside?", "Gail: I never thought that I would. Every part of me wanted to flee this town and rebuild but when I was holding him on the dance floor in my arms I realized that I could move 10,000 miles away and never let Mitch go...", "(Jen smiles.)", "Gail: He felt it, too. I'm as sure of that as I am of anything.", "(All of a sudden she spots Mitch and Mrs. Kennedy further down the docks. Gail runs off and Jen looks at Mitch and Mrs. Kennedy quizzically. Jen chases after Gail. Close up of Mitch and Mrs. Kennedy about to kiss and then the camera scans across the water to Dawson and Joey in a boat. Joey has her back leaning against Dawson's chest sitting between his legs.)", "Joey: If I don't eat another French meal for as long as I live, it won't be too soon.", "Dawson: But I thought it was a pretty successful evening!", "Joey: (sarcastically) Yeah...", "Dawson: (quietly) So far.", "(Joey leans her head up and they start kissing. Dawson slides the shoulder of her cardigan down. Joey pulls away smiling.)", "Joey: Okay, confession time.", "Dawson: Yeah...", "Joey: By any chance did you think that by planning this romantic dinner we would end up, uh....closing the deal?", "Dawson: Joey Potter! You vulgar little thing!", "(Joey smiles and drops her mouth open.)", "Dawson: I prefer the term consumating their ultimate desires.", "Joey: Oh...okay. (She laughs and sets her face on her hand.)", "Dawson: (disappointedly) I didn't know the notion was that proposterous...", "(Joey looks up and kisses him and smiles.)", "Joey: It's not. I thought about it, too...", "Dawson: (whispers) But the night is still young...", "Joey: (whispers back) So are we...", "Dawson: Okay. But you said you thought about it...", "Joey: Yes, thought, Dawson.", "Dawson: You actually considered-thought about it or just ordinarily thought about it?", "Joey: (smiling) What difference does it make!", "Dawson: I'm a teenage guy! It makes all the difference in the world.", "(They kiss again.)", "Joey: I considered and thought about it.", "Dawson: Well, that's good. Considered's very good.", "(They kiss again.)", "Joey: Okay, let's go, Turbo...", "Dawson: Okay.", "(Joey moves and Dawson gets up to go to the other side.)", "Joey: Be careful..", "(He sits down and starts rowing.)", "Dawson: So when you say you've considered it...you mean thought about it considered it or just considered it considered it.", "Joey: Would you just shut up and row!", "Dawson: I love it when you're forceful!", "(Joey rolls her eyes and smiles.)", "(Cut to Andie's bedroom. She's asleep and she turns in her bed to the other side where Pacey's sitting. She opens her eyes.)", "Pacey: Hey there.", "Andie: I'm so sorry, Pacey.", "Pacey: You're supposed to still be asleep.", "Andie: (scared) What's going to happen to me?", "Pacey: Well, you'll go see some more doctors, get the right medications, and you'll be fine, Andie.", "Andie: But what if I'm not?", "Pacey: I'm sorry, pal, that's just not in the cards.", "(He wipes away a tear on her face.)", "Andie: I'm so scared, Pacey..", "Pacey: I know you are, Andie, and I am, too, okay?", "Andie: I don't want to lose you.", "Pacey: You're not going to lose me. Not not and not ever.", "Andie: I love you, so much.", "Pacey: I love you, too.", "(Andie lays her head on his shoulder. Cut to ending credits.)" ]	Dawson's Creek	02x20	Reunited	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_02x21.json	[ "All of the gang's lives go through changes. After Andie begins seeing her dead brother Tim in the last episode, Jack and Pacey agree to call Mr. McPhee, who decides that he wants his daughter to be treated in Providence, not Capeside. All are stunned at the new changes, and Andie and Pacey must decide if Andie's mental health is more important than being together. Jack also must decide whether or not to go with Andie or stay. His decision is complicated when his father implies that Jack's homosexuality can be 'treated'. Dawson, while helping Mr. Potter extend the Ice House, interviews him for a film project about his supposedly changed life, but inadvertently catches him in the act of a drug deal. Jen decides to make a change so she calls her mother and inquires about returning home or visiting. She is upset to be told that it is an inconvenient time. She ends up moving in with Jack, as she has no other place to go. Andie leaves, and Jack and Pacey watch her go." ]	[ "\"Ch...Ch...Changes\"", "CAST", "Dawson Leery: James Van Der Beek", "Joey Potter: Katie Holmes", "Pacey Witter: Joshua Jackson", "Jen Lindley: Michelle Williams", "Andie McPhee: Meredith Monroe", "Jack McPhee: Kerr Smith", "Joseph McPhee: David Dukes", "Mike Potter: Gareth Williams", "Written by Dana Baratta Directed by Lou Antonio", "(Cut to Dawson watching \"Casablanca\" on his television while sitting at his desk by his laptop.)", "Dawson: (Thinking) Compare and contrast Humphrey Bogart's character arc in \"Casablanca\" to one in your own life. Use examples.", "(He stares blankly at the laptop.)", "Dawson: (cont.) Number one...Mrs. Kennedy. The character starts out as a sadistic film teacher/father's new girlfriend who maliciously conjures up a finals assignment for the sole purpose to slowly torturing her helpless nemesis, played by Dawson Leery, to death. An example of a purely evil character...with absolutely no arc whatsoever.", "(He highlights and deletes what he had and gets up and walks towards the bed where we see Joey.)", "Dawson: (Speaking) Why is it that we're so ridiculously intent on pleasing the people who dislike us the most?", "Joey: I don't know why you're making such a big deal about this, Dawson. I mean, it's your film final. It should be a no-brainer for you.", "Dawson: I know.", "Joey: Why don't you just...I don't know...interview somebody?", "Dawson: On camera! That's it! I'll present my film final on camera! (laughs) I mean, I'm bound to get points for ingenuity if nothing else, right?", "Joey: There you go..", "(Dawson moves over and sits on the bed, pointing the camera at Joey.)", "Dawson: So...Joey? Talk...", "Joey: No! Forget it, Dawson.", "Dawson: C'mon! You've gone through changes this year. You have a character arc!", "Joey: No! You've already immortalized the likeness of my character onscreen, without my signed consent, I might add. Find another sucker..(pauses and smiles) subject.", "Dawson: C'mon just a few questions...the camera loves you.", "Joey: Okay, Dawson. Being the overly generous, kind, loving, caring girlfriend that I am, I will say something.", "(She leans down and looks right into the camera.)", "Joey: (smiles) Good luck!", "(She gets up off the bed.)", "Joey: See ya tomorrow!", "(She kisses him on the cheek and heads for the door.)", "Dawson: Bye...", "Theme Song", "(Cut to Andie walking into the kitchen of her house. Her father is sitting at the table.)", "Andie: Daddy...?", "Mr.McPhee: Hello, Andie.", "Andie: What are you doing here?", "Mr.McPhee: I came to see you.", "Andie: (laughs) Funny. See, I seem to remember that, um, you're not welcome here.", "Mr.McPhee: Andie, you and I have a lot of things to work out...and we will...but right now I'm here because I'm worried about you. I know about Tim and everything else that's been going on with you.", "Andie: Well, you don't need to worry about me because uh...I'm fine. Pacey and Jack were here and, uh...they helped me through my rough week so I don't really need you here.", "Mr.McPhee: Andie, this is serious.", "Andie: So why are you here?", "Jack: (appeared in doorway) I called him.", "Andie: (incredulously) How could you do that to me?", "Jack: I'm sorry...", "Mr.McPhee: Your brother was concerned, as am I. I had no idea your situation was this extreme.", "Andie: My \"situation\"? What is that? Another vague description of events so you can deal with it?", "Mr.McPhee: When we get home, we can discuss all this. You should start packing.", "Andie: Packing?!", "Jack: You didn't say anything about leaving...", "Mr.McPhee: It's a decision I've come to.", "Andie: (furious) N-n-n-I don't care about your decision! We have finals. We can't leave!", "Mr.McPhee: Jack will stay one more week, as for you, I'll call the school and arrange for makeups.", "Andie: No! You can't take me away! I'm not going to let you!", "Mr.McPhee: You need perpetual supervision right now. Your mother does, too. I've spoken to your current doctor about our options...we'll get through this.", "Andie: So we have no choice?", "Mr.McPhee: Andie, I'm not asking.", "(Andie turns and glares at Jack.)", "Jack: I'm sorry. I'm--I didn't know!", "(Andie's stormed off. Jack walks off.Cut to Jen walking down the hall with Dawson, carrying his video camera.)", "Jen: What in the world am I supposed to say?", "Dawson: Just talk about some of the changes you've gone through in the past year...", "Jen: Oh, God, what is this? America's Most Hideous Video Moments?", "Dawson: Jen, c'mon!", "Jen: Let me guess, Candid Camera?", "Dawson: No, I'm serious!", "Jen: (sarcastically) Oh, well, if you're serious then by all means. Let me reveal my deepest, darkest, most intimant secrets of the past year for your homework assignment.", "Dawson: No, this is all--just forget about it.", "Jen: (emotionally) No...actually..this is probably a good thing...I should talk about it so...(motions him to start filming)", "(Dawson starts filming.)", "Jen: (emotionally) I mean...how am I supposed to forget when all this drama began to unfold? I, uh...I don't know...all of a sudden I just...I just (looking as if she's about to cry)", "Dawson: (into it) You what?", "Jen: ...cut it off...", "Dawson: Cut what off?", "Jen: My hair (smiles and laughs)", "(Dawson sighs and shuts his camera.)", "Dawson: Jen.", "Jen: Oh, I'm serious, Dawson. Making a dramatic hairstyle change like that is a very traumatic event in a young girl's life.", "(Jen walks off. Cut to Dawson walking down the halls with Jack.)", "Jack: Dawson, any day but today I'd be glad to tell you about my well-publicized life changes but, uh...today's kind of a disaster...", "Dawson: No problem...", "(Cut to Joey taking a folder from someone.)", "Joey: Thank you.", "(Dawson comes up with his camera.)", "Joey: No.", "Dawson: Joey, I'm desperate.", "Joey: No.", "Dawson: Why not?!", "Joey: Stalking paparazzi is not a flattering occupation, Dawson. Give it up.", "(She kisses him and walks away. Cut to Dawson walking down the hall with Pacey.)", "Dawson: I've been trying to figure out how people grow and change...", "Pacey: Well, for only three easy payments of $29.95 you two can go from town prier to fine upstanding citizen in just 6 months...", "(He looks into an empty classroom.)", "Pacey: In here?", "Dawson: Sure!", "(They walk in.)", "Dawson: So, seriously...how'd you do it?", "Pacey: I didn't do anything, Dawson. You and I both know that left to my own devices, I would be repeating the 10th grade. At best. At worst, I'd probably be living somewhere under a highway right now...", "Dawson: Pacey, give me a break. I mean, sure, you had some outside inspiration, but you're the one that grabbed your life by the balls and turn things around.", "Pacey: Dawson my only accomplishment this year was to find an inspiration like Andie. Everything else just stemmed from her.", "Dawson: Classic hero who changes for the love of a woman.", "Pacey: Not exactly, bud. (pauses) Everyday I wake up holding my breath, waiting for someone to expose my fraudulent act. You know? Lock me up for it. Figure out this whole thing was just a big lie...", "(Dawson shuts off his camera, concerned.)", "Dawson: We can do this later. Are you alright? What's going on with you?", "Pacey: (on the verge of tears) Ever since me and Andie, well, I mean, literally collided, she mistook me for someone else. And she gave me somebody to be. And now that she needs my help there's not a damn thing I can do for her...I'm failing her, Dawson. (getting up and walking out) So you're going to have to find yourself another hero...", "(He walks out and sees Andie.)", "Pacey: Andie?", "Andie: (still crying slightly) Oh, Pacey...", "Pacey: What happened? You weren't in class this morning.", "Andie: Um, yeah, my dad came back into town and...he's going to make us go home. He's taking us back to Providence.", "Pacey: What?!", "(Andie just nods.)", "Pacey: (puts his arm around her) Okay....c'mon...", "(They walk down the hall. Cut to Andie and Pacey walking into another empty classroom.)", "Andie: God, he wants me to get help, okay? He wants us to be a family again, but he's been absent for over a year, Pacey, and now that I've finally started to make a life for me here he just wants to wrench me away...God, I just....he makes me so angry!", "Pacey: (comforting) Okay...Andie, listen, can't he just get you your help here? You already have a therapist in town...", "Andie: No, Pacey! He is the most stubborn man in the world. If he even thinks that I should leave, I might as well start packing.", "Pacey: Andie, what is it that you want to do?", "Andie: What is it that I want to do? Pacey, I want to stay here. Get help here. I want to be with you. I mean, the thought of us not being able to be together is just...", "Pacey: So, Andie, we fight him on this, okay? This ain't over yet.", "Andie: He wants to leave tomorrow, Pacey.", "(Pacey's face drops. He looks at the ground.)", "Pacey: Okay. That's fine. (he paces over to the door and back) That's fine. Andie, it's fine! It's fine. Because when he hears what we have to tell him, he's not taking you anywhere.", "(Andie's face looks doubtful. Cut to Jack staring out by the docks when Jen walks up.)", "Jen: Bite of my Subway for your troubles?", "Jack: My dad's back. And believe it or not, I called. Andie is not doing well and I didn't know what else to do.", "Jen: You did the right thing.", "Jack: But, I didn't. I thought he would stay and help but instead he wants to take us back to Providence.", "Jen: You know what, Jack? There's a bright side to this. Maybe Andie's going to get better. Maybe if you and your dad move back in there's a chance for reconciliation.", "Jack: (laughing) Yeah...right...us in the Middle East. So what's your deal anyway? You going to stay at the Leery's forever?", "Jen: Oh, ouch. I don't know. The situation's kind of dyer...", "Jack: What about your mom and dad?", "Jen: They made it pretty clear how they felt about me when they sent me here.", "Jack: Well, you're different now. You're not the same girl that they sent away.", "Jen: After what happened with Grams, I'll never believe that anything has changed.", "Jack: Give em a chance, who knows? Maybe...maybe you're not the only one who's changed?", "(Cut to Joey walking and handing a plate to a man sitting at a table in the Icehouse.)", "Joey: Here you go.", "(Dawson walks in and grabs her.)", "Dawson: Hey!", "Joey: Hey.", "(They kiss.)", "Joey: C'mere!", "(She pulls him into a joining room from the front of the Icehouse.)", "Dawson: Look at this place...", "Joey: It's the lounge. Music nightly featuring the East Coast's finest entertainers.", "Dawson: Am I going to need a tie to get in here now?", "Mr.Potter: You might have some pull with the owner.", "(He walks away. Joey smiles.)", "Joey: That is not my father. I mean he's turned into this Mr. Saturday-Night-Sitcom, Father of the Year. The man I know was this grumbling, dejected mass of negativity.", "Dawson: You mean a relative of yours was grumbling and negative? Nah, not possible.", "Joey: I'm happy so sue me!", "Dawson: Trust me, I love this new happy-go-lucky Joey Potter.", "(They kiss again.)", "Joey: I'll be back. I have work to do.", "Dawson: Okay..", "(She leaves. He slowly approaches Mr. Potter.)", "Mr.Potter: Hey Dawson.", "Dawson: Hey.", "Mr.Potter: (motioning to the man helping him) This is an old friend, Pete.", "(Dawson and Pete shake hands.)", "Pete: Hi, how you doin?", "Dawson: Dawson, nice to meet ya.", "Mr.Potter: We were just talking about our days in the Merchant Marines together. Not exactly the good old days...", "(Pete walks off.)", "Dawson: I...I have a question. Actually, what I need is a subject for one of my final projects. I need somebody in my life who's demonstrated a major character change.", "Mr.Potter: If you mean me, I'm flattered, Dawson.", "Dawson: So you wouldn't mind if I interviewed you?", "Mr.Potter: Not at all.", "Dawson: Great. Great!", "Mr.Potter: In return though, I've got something for you to do.", "Dawson: Okay. Sure.", "(Mr.Potter hands Dawson one of those, I forget the name but you set it on top of like structures your building to make sure it's level. Dawson looks at it quizzically. Joey's in the room now and is watching him with a smile on her face.)", "Dawson: What does this do?", "(Joey looks at her dad and looks at Dawson.)", "Dawson: What?", "Joey: (laughs) Nothing...", "Dawson: What?", "(Cut to Jack coming down the stairs, he opens the door, revealing Pacey.)", "Jack: Pacey...from the look on your face it looks like you've come bringing bad news.", "Pacey: Yeah, so what's the rush, Jack? Why now? Tomorrow morning?!", "Jack: My family's flair for historionics. It wouldn't be a McPhee departure if we weren't doing it in the early dawn with, like, a few hours to prepare.", "Pacey: Okay, how do we stop this?", "Jack: I don't think we can. I mean, my father's decisions, they're final. There's no point in arguing them.", "Pacey: I know how that is. Believe me, I do. But now's not the time to give up! There's too much at stake here, Jack!", "(Mr.McPhee has entered the room now and been listening.)", "Mr.McPhee: Which is precisely why she's leaving now.", "Pacey: Mr. McPhee, I'm Pacey Witter.", "Mr.McPhee: I know all about you, son, and I appreciate your viements regarding my daughter's situation. As I'm sure you appreciate my own concern.", "Pacey: I do. Absolutely. I'm just wondering why you're making her leave now...like this.", "Mr.McPhee: Because her doctor's in Providence suggested that we waste no time getting her the proper care.", "Pacey: Okay, so why not here?", "Mr.McPhee: Because I'm not here.", "Pacey: But she has friends here, a whole support system!", "Mr.McPhee: Are you suggesting those things are more important than family?", "Pacey: No, sir. I'm just saying that Andie's built a family here, one that I'm a part of, and I can help her.", "Mr.McPhee: She's my responsibility.", "Pacey: Well, with all do respect, sir, you knew of Andie's condition when you left her and Jack here so to take her away now because you suddenly developed some sort of guilty conscience is not fair.", "Mr.McPhee: Is not fair to whom? My daughter or to you? Because you're just too selfish to let her go?", "Pacey: (looks at Jack) You're absolutely right. I'm not just here on Andie's behalf. But if she left me, I don't know what I'd do. So I guess I'm begging you for both of us, sir, please, let Andie stay.", "Mr.McPhee: I'm sorry. My mind's made up.", "(Cut to Jen in the Leery kitchen, dialing the phone.)", "Jen: Mom...hey...Jennifer...yeah, I figured that she might have called...I'm just, I'm staying next door with the Leery's....they've been really great...no, no, they don't seem to mind at all. Actually, that's what I'm calling about...um, I was wondering if that, well I know it's been awhile since we've talked about this, but I was just...curious as to what the situation is with me coming home...to stay...with you and Dad...", "(Cut to Dawson hammering a board. He accidentily hits his finger with the hammer.)", "Dawson: Owwwwwww! (looks at what he's done) Oh, God, I suck at this.", "(Joey sneaks up behind him and wraps her arms around him.)", "Joey: Hey.", "Dawson: Hey.", "(She kisses him.)", "Joey: You know, I've decided that...this whole new macho working man thing, definitely a turn-on.", "Dawson: Really?", "(She kisses him.)", "Joey: Mm-hm. I was thinking, however, that maybe you need a makeover. Tight T-shirt, denim, leather jacket, you know, grease the hair back...", "Dawson: Sure...I could do that.", "(Mr.Potter walks in.)", "Mr.Potter: I'm ready.", "Dawson: Oh, already? Okay, I'll finish that later and I'll go set things up!", "(Dawson runs off and Joey looks at what he did and smiles. Mr.Potter looks at it.)", "Mr.Potter: That's not going to work...", "Joey: I know...don't say anything...", "(Mr.Potter nods and walks off.)", "(Cut to Dawson filming Mr.Potter, Joey's in there. She's not looking very happy.)", "Mr.Potter: I guess everybody makes mistakes. Some of us are just better at it than others.", "Dawson: But you were able to overcome your mistakes.", "Mr.Potter: At first, I thought I would die of shame, literally. I lost everything that I loved. And as much as I didn't want to think it, Dawson, deep down, I was a weak man. And, even if I could turn things around, would my daughters ever forgive me? Could they ever forget what I did to their mother? How could--", "(Joey gets up and walks out. Dawson stares after her, as does Mr.Potter. Cut to the McPhee house.)", "Mr.McPhee: This will be good for your mother, and Andie, and you. Put our family back together.", "Jack: What if, um, what if you stayed? Here with us.", "Mr.McPhee: I can't leave my business.", "Jack: Then start up a new one. Or move it here. Or take day trips, I don't care. If you really loved us, you'd stay.", "Mr.McPhee: There's no one here to help Andie.", "Jack: No, there's Pacey. I mean, I have never seen two people that have what they have together.", "Mr.McPhee: I can only offer what I've offered.", "Jack: You haven't offered everything.", "Mr.McPhee: Yes, I have.", "Jack: You haven't offered her a choice.", "Mr.McPhee: A ch--I can't do that! It's best for all of us if we all leave. Jack! Your mother and your sister need serious medical attention. And you're certainly not going to get the help you need here in Capeside.", "Jack: (in disbelief) Help? Exactly what kind of help do I need?", "Mr.McPhee: If you could talk to someone about your problem...", "Jack: Look, just don't even go there.", "(He walks out of the room and starts up the steps.)", "Mr.McPhee: Look, just hear me out. I understand that you're c-confused with these gay ideas.", "Jack: The only problem I have is the fact that you have a problem with me being gay. Look this isn't about me anyway, it's about Andie and what's best for her. God, Dad, let her make the choice. Let her make the decision. You know how damaging it would be to take her away now? Away from Pacey?", "Mr.McPhee: I hardly think a teen romance is a solution to a medical problem.", "Jack: Her solution will come from the people that love and care for her, I know that's not your specialty, Dad.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(Cut to Andie playing with her stuffed cat while Pacey sits in a chair in her room.)", "Pacey: This is ridiculous, Andie. For the two of us to be sitting here, passively waiting for our inevitable doom...", "Andie: You could use this time to start studying for your finals..", "Pacey: Forget about my finals. Listen, I've got a much better idea. You and I, we have no idea what tomorrow brings but tonight is ours so...", "Andie: So what do you want to do?", "Pacey: I'd like to get the hell out of here if we could.", "Andie: Where are we going?", "Pacey: Well, Andie McPhee, I'd like to take you on a date. One where I can come over and pick you up, take you out to dinner, maybe a movie, some moonlight, a little romance. Believe me, this is exactly what you and I need.", "Andie: Pacey...it's just...that there's so much that needs to be done and...I just...you know what? You're right. A night out on the town, just the two of us, is exactly what we need.", "Pacey: Now you're talking. We'll deal with tomorrow tomorrow. Tonight...tonight will be magical...", "Andie: Okay...", "Pacey: Okay.", "(He kisses her on the forehead. He leaves. Cut back to Dawson interviewing Mr.Potter.)", "Dawson: What drove you to your lowest point?", "Mr.Potter: Joey's mom was getting worse...bills were mounting, why else would someone else make the idiotic decision to risk everything for the Almighty Buck. I found myself in what seemed to be at the time an impossible situation so I began trafficking marijuana.", "(Joey storms in and blocks the camera from her dad.)", "Joey: Dad, didn't you promise Bessie you'd bring her and Alexander dinner?", "Mr.Potter: Dawson, can we continue this later?", "Dawson: Yeah.", "(He leaves. Dawson gets up and walks towards Joey, adjusting a lamp. He looks at her.)", "Dawson: What's the matter?", "Joey: Look, this whole Dawson Leery, investigative reporter at large thing....it's intrusive. Why are you making my father relive such an excruciatingly painful time of his life?", "Dawson: That's the heart of it, Jo. I'm trying to get a complete picture of a man who's changed his life so completely, so heroically.", "Joey: But don't you understand? I don't want to live in the past. We've worked so hard to close those doors and move on.", "Dawson: Jo, I'm sorry.", "Joey: If you're so hellbent on making this assignment about something real, then why are you doing it on another person? Why don't you do the obvious? Turn the camera on yourself.", "Dawson: I can't.", "Joey: Why not?", "Dawson: (quietly) Because.", "Joey: Why not?", "Dawson: Because I'm afraid, okay? I'm afraid that I'm not enough for you and I never will be and if I do this, you'll realize that you've grown way beyond me and...I'm just going to lose you again.", "(Cut to Andie getting ready in her room in front of her mirror. Jack walks in.)", "Andie: Hey.", "Jack: Hey...", "Andie: I talked to dad.", "Jack: And why are you smiling?", "Andie: Because he said if I wanted to stay he'd try and work it out.", "Jack: Wow. Then it's great news then, huh?", "Andie: I guess.", "Jack: Andie, y-you can't actually tell me that you're thinking about leaving?", "Andie: I don't know.", "Jack: C'mon, I think the decision here's pretty obvious!", "Andie: Is it?", "Jack: Yeah...", "Andie: Listen, most days I feel fine, Jack. I do. But I'm not fine. In fact, I'm getting worse. And I think that whole Tim thing is just an indication of that. And the ironic thing is, the more time I spend here with everybody, and with Pacey, the more I want to get better. You know? 'Cause I don't want to drag him down with my problems.", "Jack: I don't think Pacey feels burdened by you. I know I don't.", "Andie: But I do. I feel burdened with the knowledge of how hard it must be for you guys to take care of me and that's why I've decided that if I leave, you should stay.", "Jack: No way. You're my family. You go, I go.", "Andie: But I mean, what about what you want? I mean, you're always so selfless, Jack. Will you promise me that you'll think about yourself this time?", "(Jack looks at her. Cut to Jen climbing the steps to Grams with a suitcase in hand. She heads over to the door and takes a few breaths, she stops herself from knocking. She sighs and turns around and heads back to the Leery's.)", "Jen: Bye Grams.", "(Cut to Dawson using the level thingy.)", "Mr.Potter: That's it. You're getting the hang of it. Good work, son.", "Dawson: Thank you. Look, Mr.Potter...I-I'm really sorry if I made you dredge up some painful memories today.", "Mr.Potter: Don't worry. It's not like something I don't think about every waking moment. But you asked me how I've changed, truth is, I don't know how much I've changed. But I keep trying, everyday, to be a better person for my family. To put someone else's needs before your own because you love them. Means everything.", "(Joey slowly walks in. Mr.Potter glances from Dawson to Joey.)", "Mr.Potter: I'm going to take a walk.", "(He leaves.)", "Dawson: I probably shouldn't have layed it all out there like that. I'm a little embarressed.", "Joey: Dawson, you have it all wrong. I mean, can't you tell by looking at me? My life is perfect right now. I've got just about everything I've ever dreamt of. I mean, my dad is back, my family is together again, business is good, and most of all, I have you in my life. Add a white picket fence to this scenario and the fairytale would be complete.", "Dawson: I just want to make you proud of me.", "Joey: I love you...and I believe in you and I am so proud of you and I'm not only proud of you, but I'm proud to be with you.", "(They kiss.)", "Joey: Hey and you could be a great carpenter one day...who knows?", "Dawson: Are you mocking me?", "(Cut to Jack walking into the room where his dad is sitting at a desk doing paperwork.)", "Jack: I'm staying.", "Mr.McPhee: And your sister?", "Jack: I don't know her decision. Whatever it is, I'm not going.", "Mr.McPhee: You want me to leave you here alone at 17? I don't think so, Jack. I could be selling the house.", "Jack: Dad, I don't care about the house. I can't live with you. Not with the way things are.", "Mr.McPhee: With your mother's illness, Andie's problems, and even Tim's death....those I can find reasons for. But with you, I feel like I'm to blame.", "Jack: But you aren't.", "Mr.McPhee: If I'd just been around more.", "Jack: It wouldn't have made a difference. I'm gay for the same reasons that Tim wasn't. It just happened that way.", "Mr.McPhee: But there are people who change, they go back.", "Jack: I'm hardly the encyclopedia of the gay experience but, I'd wager to say that their change is skeptical.", "Mr.McPhee: How do you know? Unless you try.", "Jack: I don't want to try. Why do you want me to try?", "Mr.McPhee: Because I can not understand why anyone would choose that kind of life.", "Jack: I didn't choose it. The only thing I chose was to be happy. Look, I can't go back for you because slowly but surely I'd be going to sacrifice my happiness for yours because I want you to be proud of me. But not under your terms. It just, it won't work.", "Mr.McPhee: Jack...", "(He stands up and Jack turns around. Mr.McPhee tries to say something but he can't. He goes back and sits at the desk. Cut to Andie and Pacey walking at the same place where they first danced and kissed.)", "Andie: Do you know where we are?", "Pacey: We're...by the water?", "Andie: You don't remember.", "Pacey: Of course I remember. This is where we first danced.", "Andie: And where we had our first kiss. I remember my knees were shaking like crazy.", "Pacey: My heart...boom boom boom boom boom boom.", "Andie: I was deliriously happy.", "Pacey: I died and went to heaven that day. That was a long...long time ago.", "Andie: It seems like yesterday.", "Pacey: What was I back then?", "Andie: A slacker.", "Pacey: That's what you thought, wasn't it? You thought I was a lazy brat.", "Andie: You thought I was a spoiled princess.", "Pacey: And you didn't let me get away with anything back then...", "Andie: Yeah and your favorite pasttime was making me miserable.", "Pacey: I hated you...", "Andie: I hated you more...", "Pacey: Oh, Andie, I really don't think that's possible.", "Andie: It's been a wild ride.", "Pacey: And it's only just begun.", "(Andie nods.)", "Pacey: May I have the pleasure of this dance, Miss McPhee?", "Andie: Yes, Mr. Witter, you may.", "(They start dancing and Andie starts crying.)", "Pacey: What's the matter? Why are you crying?", "Andie: I'm just so happy to be with you...and, um, I'm sad, too... I love you so much, Pacey....and I can't hide from the truth anymore. I'm not getting any better. Also, because I'm going to leave tomorrow...I have to...", "Pacey: I know...", "Andie: No goodbyes, okay?", "Pacey: No goodbyes...", "(They keep dancing, forehead to forehead, Pacey has his eyes closed almost in fear of what's to come...life without Andie...Cut to Joey walking outside of her house in her pajamas, it's morning. Dawson walks up.)", "Dawson: Hello. Good morning.", "Joey: Dawson? What are you doing here?", "Dawson: I've been here all night. Shut your eyes.", "Joey: It's 7 in the morning!", "Dawson: Shut your eyes!", "Joey: I have my pajamas on.", "Dawson: You look beautiful. C'mon.", "(He leads her down the stairs)", "Joey: What are you doing?", "Dawson: Walk with me. Keep your eyes shut. Stairs coming up.", "Joey: Dawson...", "Dawson: I gotcha. There. One...two...three. You're on the ground. Okay? Okay, stop. Stop. Stop. Okay, now open 'em.", "(Joey opens her eyes and she's amazed. There's a white picket fence in her yard.)", "Joey: A white picket fence...", "Dawson: Yep.", "Joey: When did you do this?", "Dawson: Took me all night. It's a little bit crooked down at the end there but...you know...", "(She kisses him.)", "Joey: Thank you.", "Dawson: I figure it will probably take me the rest of the summer to finish the thing but..", "Joey: What? You hangin out in my front yard all summer? I think I could handle that...", "Dawson: Maybe it's time I started climbing in your window for a change, huh?", "Joey: Change can be good.", "(They kiss again. Cut to Jack running through the bus station. He spots Jen and runs up.)", "Jack: You didn't think you were going to get away without a send-off, did ya?", "Jen: Oh, well, you missed the parade. It just left.", "Jack: Well, looks like your parents said yes...", "Jen: Not quite. I called my mom and she casually informed me that now was not a good time for me to reenter her life and my dad said he's still getting over my last stay with them. I told them I was different and that I wouldn't a worry this time. They asked if it was just a ploy to get more money every month.", "Jack: Jen, I'm sorry..", "Jen: I just figure screw it, alright? I don't need them as my destination. If I'm going to leave Capeside then what's holding me back?", "Jack: You don't have another place to go?", "Jen: Oh, I've got every place to go there's just nobody there.", "(Jack pulls her out of line.)", "Jack: Look, I often wonder how my mom would act if she was aware of what was happening to me, if she was capable of comprehending it. I don't think she'd have a problem with it because my mom loves me for the best reason possible...no reason at all. Because that's the way our parents should love us Jen. Unconditionally. Sadly, most parents don't. But as much as it hurts...it's worse for them. It is worse to be incapable of loving then to not be loved.", "(Jack takes her bags.)", "Jen: Wh-no, Jack...", "Jack: Well, I...I'm taking you back to my place. It's pretty empty and I could use a roommate...what do ya say?", "Jen: Yeah...yeah...", "(Jack hugs her and the bus pulls away. Cut to Dawson walking into the Icehouse.)", "Dawson: (yelling) Mr.Potter! Here's your tools.", "(He sets them on two stools and he hears some talking in the back. He goes and looks through the door. He sees Mr.Potter and Pete. Pete is pulling out a vase and he pulls out the flower decorations and underneath he pulls out a bag of cocaine. Dawson shuts the door behind him and walks back outside where he runs into Joey. She sets her tray down and walks up to him.)", "Joey: Hey..", "(They kiss.)", "Joey: What's wrong?", "Dawson: (starts to say something but stops) Nothing...nothing's wrong...", "Joey: Okay...", "(She hugs him and Dawson's face drops. Cut to Mr.McPhee loading up the car. Andie's hugging Jack.)", "Jack: I'll see you soon..", "Andie: Mm-hm...", "(Mr.McPhee holds out his hand to Jack. Jack shakes it.)", "Mr.McPhee: I'm not the best father, I know that. But I do want you to be happy.", "Jack: Thank you.", "(Pacey comes running from the other side of the house.)", "Pacey: Andie! Andie! (to Jack) Hey.", "(He puts his arms around Andie.)", "Andie: We said no goodbyes.", "Pacey: I don't want to say goodbye. I just want to look at ya...I wish I had some eloquent parting words for you but...all I could think of was this. Thank you. Thank you for everything you've given to me. Thank you for forcing me be the man you made me. Just thank you. I am so grateful to you, Andie.", "Andie: Oh, I don't want to let you go, Pacey.", "Pacey: Just remember your promise, okay? You and me together again, happy, healthy, more in love than ever.", "Andie: I'll remember.", "Pacey: You'll get better, McPhee. Then you hurry back to me.", "Andie: Pacey...kiss me...", "(They kiss.)", "Andie: My knees are shaking...", "Pacey: My heart...boom-boom, boom-boom.", "(They hug. Andie slowly breaks free and walks towards the car. The car pulls out and the view is through the back window of Jack and Pacey left behind in the driveway.)", "Dawson: (Overvoice) We're taught to believe that in the movies the character goes through an arc and changes, but what if that's not true? By the end of \"Casablanca,\" Bogart's the same lonely, tough guy that he always was.", "(Shot of Pacey by a fountain.)", "Dawson: (cont.) His decisions didn't change him. Nor did his actions.", "(Shot of Jen and Jack sitting on his bed watching TV and eating ice cream.)", "Dawson: (cont.) It just showed what was already there. A man who wanted to change, but feared he couldn't.", "(Shot of Mr.Potter sitting, looking depressed at the Icehouse bar. Cut to the TV in Dawson's room. Dawson is talking on the video.)", "Dawson: (cont.) If Bogart really wanted to change, he wouldn't have sent his love away but held onto her for dear life...because...I think love is change.", "(Zoom out on Dawson actually in his room and he looks at Joey, who's asleep.)", "Dawson: Or at least I hope so.", "(Cut to ending credits.)" ]	Dawson's Creek	02x21	Ch...Ch...Changes	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_02x22.json	[ "Dawson is unsure about whether to tell Joey about her father's drug dealing. Sheriff Witter stakes out the Ice House, believing that Mr. Potter is back to his old tricks. When the gang is studying in the restaurant, one of Mr. Potter's unruly competitors sets it on fire with everyone still inside, making Dawson's conflict greater. Gail tells Mitch about her new job offer in Philadelphia. Pacey becomes depressed now that Andie is gone and his father mocks his pain, which results in a physical confrontation between Pacey and the Sheriff. As a result, Sheriff Witter comes to understand Andie's importance in Pacey's life and that he has been a bad father. Jack becomes worried that Jen is suicidal when she doesn't immediately leave the burning Ice House. Later, Grams and Jen reconcile, causing Jen to move back in, taking Jack with her as well. Joey aids the police in arresting her father, having been forced to do so by Dawson. Afterwards, she tells Dawson she will never forgive him and wants him out of her life, bringing their romance to a second grinding halt." ]	[ "\"PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED\"", "CAST", "James Van Der Beek: Dawson Leery", "Kaite Holmes: Joey Potter", "Joshua Jackson: Pacey Witter", "Michelle Williams: Jen Lindley", "Meredith Monroe: Andie McPhee", "Kerr Smith: Jack McPhee", "Mary Beth Peil: Evelyn \"Grams\" Ryan", "Gareth Williams: Mike Potter", "Mary-Margaret Humes: Gail Leery", "John Wesely Shipp: Mitch Leery", "John Finn: Chief Witter", "Written by Greg Berlanti Directed by Greg Prange", "(Cut to Dawson's room, onscreen a black-and-white film is playing. Dawson shuts it off.)", "Joey: Hey there, abrupt?", "Dawson: I've had enough unrequited love for one evening, okay? It's...it's too torturous.", "Joey: I wonder what sick part of me thrives on movies with these kinds of love stories.", "Dawson: The ones that end unhappily?", "Joey: No. The kinds that never really end. I mean, think about it. To continue loving somebody even though there's no chance of that love ever thriving...that's romance.", "Dawson: That is tragedy.", "Joey: Not all love stories have a built in happy ending, Dawson.", "Dawson: But why revel in the ones that don't?", "Joey: I'm sorry...sad stories are just more powerful...I prefer them.", "Dawson: Well, then do you think that....", "(Dawson thinks. Joey looks at him.)", "Joey: Speak.", "Dawson: Do you think that that kind of a preference has an affect on your own love story?", "Joey: It absolutely does.", "Dawson: And that doesn't worry you?", "Joey: No. Because the effect is positive. It's movies like these that remind me of how unmovable and powerful love can be.", "Dawson: But they don't end happily. I mean, Daniel Day Lewis never gets Michelle Pfeiffer.", "Joey: It's not their fault! It's just the circumstances.", "Dawson: But what good is their love if it's not strong enough to overcome those circumstances?", "Joey: Because in spite of the circumstances...they never stop loving.", "Dawson: So tell me, Joey Potter...", "Joey: Hm?", "Dawson: (sincerely) Will you always love me? No matter what the circumstances?", "(Joey smiles and kisses him.)", "Joey: It doesn't matter. We get the happy ending.", "(Cue opening credits.)", "Theme Song", "(Cut to Dawson in the kitchen with his mother.)", "Dawson: I need some father/son advice. What do you do when you know something really bad about someone close to someone you really care about? Do you tell the someone you care about or do you just try and forget that you know the bad thing?", "Gail: How bad is bad?", "Dawson: Let's say beyond bad, bad.", "Gail: Well, then you have to choices. You can either tell the someone you care about what the someone they care about has done or you can go straight to the person who's done the bad thing and confront them directly in hopes that they'll do the right thing.", "Dawson: Wow. Dad's got nothin' on you.", "Gail: And, um, speaking about your dad...honey, I've decided to take the job in Philly. I'm going to fly down there tomorrow, officially accept, sign a contract and affirm all my plans to relocate.", "Dawson: Is this what you want?", "Gail: Well the someone that I really care about has done nothing to even remotely suggest that he cares about me.", "(Cut to Joey coming out of her house. Dawson's standing there.)", "Joey: Hey..I just need a minute...good morning.", "(She kisses Dawson.)", "Dawson: Morning.", "Joey: Hey, do you have your review for Geometry? I can't find mine.", "Dawson: I was counting on you.", "Joey: Two minutes.", "(She goes back into the house.)", "Mr.Potter: How's it going, Dawson?", "Dawson: Good.", "Mr.Potter: Ready for exams?", "Dawson: I hope so. How about you?", "Mr.Potter: Doing good. Doing real good.", "Dawson: And legal?", "(Mr.Potter just stops for a minute, in shock. Joey comes back out.)", "Joey: Okay, ready. I hate exams.", "Mr.Potter: You know what, you guys? Since the Icehouse is closed for the last stages of renovation you can use it as a study haven if you want to. There's plenty of old menu items to eat up, you can invite your friends.", "Joey: Sounds cool. Dawson?", "Dawson: Sounds good.", "Joey: (to her dad) Thank you. I'll see ya.", "(She kisses him on the cheek.)", "Mr.Potter: Bye.", "Dawson: See ya Mr.Potter.", "Mr.Potter: See ya, Dawson.", "(Mr.Potter stares off after them with a worried expression on his face. Cut to Jen and Jack walking towards school with coffee cups.)", "Jen: Well if this doesn't help me survive the morning, I don't know what will.", "Jack: You're going to need a lot more than coffee to stay awake from that all-nighter you pulled in the den last night. I haven't even seen study geek Andie put that much effort into a paper.", "Jen: Well, I had a lot to say.", "Jack: Yeah, what's the paper about?", "Jen: Teen suicide.", "Jack: You had a lot to say about teen suicide? Should I plan the intervention?", "Jen: Well, not just yet. I'm not on the window edge right now.", "Jack: Right now? This conversation just took a decidedly gruesome turn.", "Jen: Nah, it's just realistic.", "Jack: Realistic to who?", "Jen: To most teenagers. The materials that I read said that a high percentage have considered suicide at least once. Haven't you?", "Jack: Well, yeah, maybe once but dealing with everything hasn't really crossed my mind. It doesn't really scare me as much as it used to. What's your answer?", "Grams: Jennifer!", "(Jen turns to find Grams standing there with a bag.)", "Jen: Hi Grams.", "Grams: How are you?", "Jen: Late for class.", "Grams: Jennifer, wait! I've thought about how we ended things and I've given a great deal of consideration...in spite of our differences...I want you to come home.", "Jen: I have a home now.", "Grams: Jennifer, I know you want your independence but this situation isn't right.", "Jen: Jack is used to taking care of himself and I am determined to learn how. Together, we'll be fine.", "Grams: Jack has no alternative, you do.", "Jen: You've come here to welcome me home but you haven't even addressed why I left. And to be quite honest, I don't want to get into it right now with you.", "(Cut to Pacey pulling up in his dad's patrol car. His dad is driving. Something comes over the radio about Pier Avenue.)", "Pacey: That's the Icehouse. Are you guys staking it out?", "Mr.Witter: That's none of your concern.", "Pacey: Pops if this means you're going to start harassing Joey's dad...", "Mr.Witter: I'm not harassing anybody. I wear a badge. I do a job.", "Pacey: He's finally putting his family's life back together, the guy deserves a break.", "Mr.Witter: I'll be the judge of that. In the meantime, you've got a final to get to. Now don't screw it up.", "Pacey: Is there any possibility that your advice will ever take on a positive tone?", "Mr.Witter: I'm positive you better not screw up.", "Pacey: Gee, Dad, you know it's really great that we can have these talks every morning.", "(Pacey tries to get out but Mr.Witter grabs his arm.)", "Mr.Witter: Since your little girlfriend left your attitude has gone from bad to worse and I don't approve of it. A girl is not worth messing your life up over, you hear me?", "Pacey: May I go now, sir?", "(Pacey gets out and slams the car door shut and Mr.Witter drives off. Dawson walks up.)", "Dawson: Did he try and run you over with the car this morning?", "Pacey: May as well have, the bstrd.", "Dawson: Screw him. Have you heard from Andie yet?", "Pacey: No, no I haven't. She'll call.", "(Cut to a classroom where Mr.Milo is passing out a final.)", "Mr.Milo: Your favorite guidance counselor will be proctering the exam today. If you have any questions please raise your hand, and I will come to you.", "(Pacey flips open his book and scans the questions. He shuts it and sighs and lays his head on his desk, staring off into space. Mr.Milo looks at him, concerned. Cut to Dawson walking into the back room of the Icehouse where Mr.Potter is sweeping.)", "Mr.Potter: Dawson...I suppose you want to know what the hell I think I'm doing.", "Dawson: No. Not really. I came here to tell you whatever it is, I just don't believe it. I don't believe that a man who claims to love his children with all his heart and all his soul would traffic cocaine through the family business.", "Mr.Potter: Dawson...", "Dawson: I do believe that anyone engaged in such a blatant, criminal activity would put the well being of his own family ahead of his own selfishness and remove himself from the situation.", "Mr.Potter: And what if that man found himself stuck, could you believe that?", "Dawson: Well, if that were true, then a smart man would do absolutely everything in his power for the sake of the people who love him to unstick himself....and he'd do it fast.", "(Dawson storms out. Cut to Mitch and Gail sitting on the Leery porch.)", "Gail: So Dawson will stay here with you, I think it's a mistake to uproot him now with school and everything.", "Mitch: Great..", "Gail: I was hoping you'd move back into the house and in the summer maybe he could come down to Philadelphia and intern at the station.", "Mitch: If he wants to.", "Gail: Yes, if he wants to. Mitchell, I know he's happy here.", "Mitch: But you're obviously not.", "Gail: I didn't necessarily say that. But I have a job opportunity I want to take, you know I've outgrown my job here.", "Mitch: So what you're saying is that your decision is based on what's best for you and not for our son.", "Gail: What I'm saying is my decision is what's best for me is what's ultimately best for our son and he, believe it or not, understands this. Which is more than I can hope for from you.", "Mitch: Is there anything else you'd like to tell me?", "Gail: Just that I'm leaving tomorrow.", "(Mitch's face drops. Cut to Pacey, Dawson, Joey, Jack, and Jen sitting at a table in the Icehouse.)", "Mr.Witter: Pacey, what are you doing here?", "Pacey: We're signing a peace treaty....studying, Pop, studying...", "Mr.Witter: Joey, is your father around?", "Mr.Potter: Hello, John. Restaurant's closed.", "Mr.Witter: Hello Mike, can I speak to you for a second?", "Mr.Potter: Sure. Come on back.", "(Mr.Witter walks back there and as soon as he's out of earshot, Joey leans towards Pacey.)", "Joey: What's going on?", "Pacey: Hey, don't look at me. My father's crusades are his own deal.", "(Cut back to the back room.)", "Mr.Witter: Hey Mike, how've you been?", "Mr.Potter: Good, you?", "Mr.Witter: Good. (pulls out a picture of Pete) Have you seen this guy around?", "Mr.Potter: Pete Lewis, he's an old friend.", "Mr.Witter: With an alleged history of narcotics, Mike.", "Mr.Potter: Well, I wouldn't know. We have a strictly social relationship. He stopped by for a visit to catch up...", "(Joey gets up and walks back in the room.)", "Joey: Find everything you need Mr. Witter?", "Mr.Witter: Yes, thank you.", "Joey: Need anymore help back here, Dad?", "(Mr.Potter looks at Mr. Witter.)", "Mr.Witter: No, we're done. This place is looking great, Mike.", "Mr.Potter: Thanks. Come back next week when it's done. I'll get ya a free dinner.", "Mr.Witter: Thanks. I'll do that.", "(He leaves.)", "Joey: What's going on?", "Mr.Potter: He's just giving me an official welcome. That's all, Jo.", "Joey: They're never going to leave us alone, are they?", "Mr.Potter: Not for awhile.", "Joey: Well, I guess we'll just have to ignore them.", "(Mr.Potter smiles and walks off. Dawson walks in.)", "Dawson: Are you okay?", "Joey: Why is Pacey's dad doing this?", "Dawson: Because it's his job.", "Joey: No, it's his job to serve and protect Capeside from criminals, not my dad. He doesn't belong in that category anymore.", "(Dawson's face kind of falls.)", "Dawson: I know you're mad...", "Joey: You should be mad, too! You're part of his family now.", "Dawson: Well, when you say it like that I'm furious.", "(Joey kisses him. Cut to Mr.Potter opening some canvas bags filled with cocaine. He takes them into his office. He shuts his blinds. Cut to Jen walking towards the coffee machine followed by Jack.)", "Jack: You know, it sounds like she wants to reconcile your differences.", "Jen: To the untrained ear, maybe, but to me it's just the same old grumple (?) speaking. I'm not the same old girl she wants around.", "Jack: She did ask you back.", "Jen: I don't want to go back.", "Jack: Well, no one's saying that you have to but she is right. Your situation isn't mine.", "(Jen glares at him.)", "Jack: What? You don't think I've been under the same kind of scrutiny? More of the rough hours, Jen.", "Jen: I thought that we had developed a closeness.", "Jack: We have.", "Jen: So then why do you want me to go?", "Jack: I never said I wanted you to go.", "Jen: Bringing up my grandmother, talking about me moving back, it's obvious where that leads.", "Jack: Is this what you did to her? You turned her words all around until you're convinced that she wanted you to go?", "Jen: You have no idea what you're talking about.", "Jack: I think I do! You talk like moving in with me is going to be some great salvation. Well, let me tell you something, it isn't. Because my dad's going to have to sell the house soon and we're both going to be homeless.", "Jen: Well, then, I will put myself out of my misery.", "Jack: Don't say that.", "Jen: Don't worry, Jack. Statistics are on my side, but I'll be gone by tonight.", "(She walks out of the room, Jack sighs. Cut to a pipe bomb thrown through an Icehouse window and a fire immediately starts and is spreading quickly. Cut to Mr. Witter and Pacey walking towards his patrol car.)", "Mr.Witter: You stay outta this, Pacey! You and I have a whole nother problem to deal with.", "Pacey: Of course I do.", "Mr.Witter: Today you got a phone call at the house.", "Pacey: Andie?", "Mr.Witter: Mr. Milo! He's worried about you. He told me that you've blown two of your finals.", "Pacey: I've got it under control, okay?", "Mr.Witter: Pacey, he said you didn't write word one on either exam. That's prudent! What were you thinking?", "Pacey: I was thinking that it doesn't really matter, okay?!", "Mr.Witter: The hell it doesn't! You get your things, you're coming home.", "Pacey: No.", "Mr.Witter: I don't want you hanging out here, Pacey. Mr. Potter's a known felon, it doesn't make me look good.", "Pacey: Is that what this is about?!", "Mr.Witter: Get your stuff!", "Pacey: I said no!", "Mr.Witter: I SAID GET YOUR STUFF!", "(He grabs Pacey's arms.)", "Pacey: Get your hands off me!", "(Pacey's dad punches him.)", "Mr. Witter: I'll be in the car.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(Cut to Mr.Potter opening his blind and seeing the fire. He grabs his drugs and rushes to the toilet and starts hurredly opening them and pouring them in to flush them down the stool. Cut to the group at the table.)", "Dawson: Does anybody smell that?", "Jack: Smoke..", "Jen: Where's it coming from?", "(Joey looks behind her through the door.)", "Joey: There's a fire!", "(She gets up and runs towards the smoke)", "Dawson: Joey!", "Joey: Dad!", "(Cut to Pacey and his dad by the patrol car.)", "Pacey: Dad! DAD!", "(Pacey points towards the fire. Mr.Witter gets on the radio as Pacey runs in. Cut to everybody opening the door towards the room.)", "Dawson: Careful! Careful!", "(They go in.)", "Joey: Dad! Dad! DAD? DAD!", "Mr.Potter: Joey! JOEY, GET OUTTA HERE! Get her outta here!", "Joey: Dad! Noo! Dad!", "(Pacey drags her out. Dawson grabs a fire extinguisher. Jen stares at the flames.)", "Jack: Jen, come on!", "(Dawson starts using the fire extinguisher.)", "Dawson: (to Mr.Potter) I CAN'T GET IN THERE! STAY BACK!", "(Dawson breaks the window glass. Mr.Witter and Dawson get Mr.Potter out. Cut to Joey, Pacey, Jen, and Jack waiting outside of the Icehouse staring into it watching. Mr.Potter and Dawson run out with Mr.Witter leading the way. Sirens are heard in the distance. Joey runs up and hugs her dad. Dawson stares coldly at Mr.Potter and coughs from the smoke. Cut to Mr.Potter watching the Icehouse being put out by firemen.)", "Dawson: Is this your idea of taking care of things?", "Mr.Potter: It's not that simple, Dawson.", "Dawson: You need to go to the police and tell them everything that you know.", "Mr.Potter: I can't. It's too dangerous.", "Dawson: THIS is too dangerous.", "(Joey walks up and leans her shoulder on her dad.)", "Joey: I'm all checked out. They asked for the hero next (to Dawson). That'd be you.", "Dawson: I'm not a hero, Joey.", "Mr.Potter: Don't be modest, Dawson. You saved my life. You're a hero.", "Dawson: Some situations are too tragic to have a hero. This is one of them.", "(He kisses Joey on the cheek and walks off. His parents run up to him.)", "Mitch: Dawson!", "(Cut back to Joey, looking confused up at her father.)", "(Cut to Mr.Witter and Pacey talking inside.)", "Mr.Witter: That bstrd was lying to me. He's in it up to his neck and he knows it.", "Pacey: Come on, you don't even know if this has anything to do with him.", "Mr.Witter: A random arson incident in the middle of Capeside? Let's consider the chances of that, Pacey. If God hadn't blessed ya with my good looks, I wouldn't know who's son you were. Why don't you drive yourself home before you make another embarressing comment?", "Pacey: I think I'll walk.", "Mr.Witter: As if I care.", "Pacey: Nobody assumed you did, Pop.", "Mr.Witter: You'll have to excuse my son, boys. His girlfriend moves away and all of a sudden it's his time of the month.", "Pacey: Screw you, okay?", "(Mr.Witter grabs his arm and Pacey quickly removes it.)", "Pacey: Get your hands off me! You don't touch me again! Ever!", "Mr.Witter: Finally, my boy gets a pair (?) and all it took was getting his heart broken by some girl with a few screws loose.", "(Pacey punches him.)", "Pacey: Andie did more for my life in 6 months than you did in 16 years, you rotten son of a bitch. So if you want to make fun of me, if you want to bust on me, that's fine. But if you so much as make one more even slightly disparaging comment about the woman I love, you're going to policing this town from a hospital bed, you hear me? And one more thing, even if Mr.Potter was involved in all this, he's still 10 times the father you ever were.", "(Cut to Bessie and Mr.Potter sitting at the Potter's kitchen table, talking. Joey walks in.)", "Bessie: There's no reason that if we get an inspector out there tomorrow that we can't file a claim. It's start the procedure--", "Joey: What's going on?", "Mr.Potter: Your sister and I are going over the insurance papers.", "Joey: No, I mean, with the police. Why is the Icehouse taped off?", "Mr.Potter: The fire was arson related, it's typical investigative procedure.", "Joey: So there's nothing else going on?", "Bessie: Joey, what are you saying?", "Joey: I'm asking Dad if he knows why the police are so interested in the fire or why there was a fire in the first place.", "Mr.Potter: As God is my witness, I have no idea.", "Joey: You're positive?", "Bessie: Josephine Potter, you stop it right now.", "Joey: No. I want him to swear.", "Mr.Potter: I just swore to you, Joey.", "Joey: I know, but I need you to swear again. I need to know that you're telling me the truth. Do you know who started that fire?", "Mr.Potter: No.", "Joey: Okay.", "(She sighs, much more relaxed and they hug. Cut to Dawson sitting with his parents at the kitchen table.)", "Mitch: There's no question. You have to go to the police.", "Gail: Honey, whoever these men are that Joey's dad is dealing with, if they are capable of burning down a building then they are capable of much worse.", "Dawson: I realize that but how can I do this to Joey? I mean, she finally gets her family back and I'm going to be the one that's going to take it away from her?", "Mitch: Joey's father is responsible here, not you.", "Dawson: But what if...what if I just gave him some time? Maybe he could change things.", "Mitch: The man just got out of prison less than a month ago and he's already committed the same crime that landed him there in the first place.", "Dawson: I just wish that I never saw what I saw.", "Gail: There's a reason that you did, honey. Joey's in danger and she needs your strength. Even if that strength doesn't come in the way that she wants.", "Mitch: You have to go to the police. There's really nothing else left that you can do.", "Dawson: There is one thing.", "(He gets up. Cut to Jack and Jen in Jack's house.)", "Jack: You didn't make a move tonight. You stood there and you watched that fire. Why?", "Jen: I was in shock, alright?", "Jack: No, I don't believe you.", "Jen: I don't remember, Jack.", "Jack: I want the truth, Jen. All your little comments, how much do you mean them?", "Jen: I'm not the kind of person that would take their own life, if that's what you're thinking, Jack. But...but when I was standing there, looking at that fire, I couldn't help but thinking maybe...maybe this is Fate's way of providing me with an out. Jack, I don't want to die but I didn't care enough to run.", "Jack: I understand what you're going through. I know how numbing the pain of hating yourself is. You know, it makes you just want to push everybody away especially the people who care about you the most. But you can't. Not if you plan on ever being happy.", "(They hug. Cut to Joey sitting by herself on some lawn chairs by the creek. Dawson walks up.)", "Dawson: Hey...", "Joey: Hey. You called.", "Dawson: Yeah. Ahh (sighs) What I have to tell you you're not going to like...so I'm just going to say it really quickly. Joey, your father's dealing drugs again.", "Joey: (defensively & angrily) You don't know that.", "Dawson: Yes, I do. I caught him. And that's not all. This fire tonight was not all, but partially his repsonsibility. I talked to him about it, I talked to my parents about it, I didn't want to talk to you about it because I didn't want you to know but..now it's gone too far.", "Joey: (shaking her head defensively) He told me he had nothing to do with the fire. He swore to me.", "Dawson: He's lying to you.", "Joey: Well, I believe him.", "Dawson: I know you want to believe him.", "Joey: No, I do.", "Dawson: Joey, why would I lie about this?", "Joey: Why are you doing this?", "Dawson: Because you need to know the truth. Alright, this is a very dangerous situation right now. If your father could help apprehend the people who are responsible for this, if we went to the police and maybe you can work something out for your dad.", "Joey: You want me to turn my own father in? What kind of a person do you think I am? Why are you doing this?", "Dawson: Joey, this isn't my fault!", "Joey: Yes, it is!", "Dawson: There's no other option!", "Joey: You just couldn't keep well enough alone?! You had to get involved?!", "Dawson: Joey, I love you! I'm not going to let you risk your life to protect somebody who isn't protecting you.", "Joey: Dawson, this is my father. I am begging you, just stay out of it.", "Dawson: I can't.", "Joey: Yes, you can. I mean, not just for me or my family's sake but for us. I'm telling you, Dawson. We won't survive this.", "Dawson: That's a risk that I'm willing to take. Because I care about you more than I care about myself. And somebody has to do the right thing. If you can't, then I will.", "(Joey slowly sits back down in her lawn chair. Cut to Joey, Dawson, and Dawson's parents in Mr.Witter's office.)", "Mr.Witter: If I have to wait until I have enough proof to arrest your father, then he's going away for life.", "Joey: You don't even have proof? Then why should I go along with this?", "Mr.Witter: Joey, the men who tipped me off to your father's dealing are his competitors. They're also responsible for that fire last night. If your father doesn't help me get them, they're going to keep helping me until I get him.", "Joey: You guys have no idea what you're asking me to do.", "Mr.Witter: He's putting your entire family in danger.", "Joey: Yeah, well, it's my family, Mr.Witter. And what benefits my family is being together and trusting each other.", "Mr.Witter: Don't you think your father's betrayed that trust?", "Joey: Well, right now I think I trust him a lot more than I trust any of you.", "Dawson: You know what? Could we just have a couple of minutes alone?", "(Mr.Witter nods and him and Dawson's parents get up and leave.)", "Dawson: He wants to help, Joey. He cares. We all do.", "Joey: (coldly) I appreciate the concern, Dawson. What I don't appreciate is having the solution forced down my throat.", "Dawson: I tried to talk to your father--", "Joey: That's just it, Dawson. You tried. But he's not your father, Dawson. It doesn't matter if he goes off to prison for the rest of your life, does it?", "Dawson: That's why I came to you.", "Joey: Yeah, with the decision already made!", "Dawson: Joey, I wish there was another option but there isn't! You have to understand that!", "Joey: I understand, Dawson, that in that black and white world in which you live, you didn't see any choices, but that's not my world. I see things in gray and that's what makes us different and that's what made me fall in love with you and that's what is tearing us apart.", "(She leaves the room. Dawson sighs and runs his hands through his hair. Cut to Mitch and Gail sitting outside of their house on a picnic table.)", "Mitch: We did well with our son.", "Gail: Our one success.", "Mitch: We've had more success than that, Gail. For the past 24 hours, they have reminded me so much of how I love to be a part of this family. Dawson was able to count on us when he needed to and I felt like a father again. And if you can believe it, a husband.", "Gail: Oh, Mitch.", "(Mitch kneels before her.)", "Mitch: Stay here with me. With us. Please.", "Gail: You see, ever since you left I have prayed for the day that you'd come back and when that didn't happen, I started seeing Philly for what it was. And oddly enough, it felt more right than anything had in a long time.", "Mitch: But we can be right again, too, Gail. I want my whole life back. I want us.", "Gail: No, you want what we had. We'll never have that again, Mitch. So I'm going to do something that's right for both of us, I'm going to take the unplanned route for a little while in hopes that whatever we lost, we'll be able to stumble upon again.", "Mitch: Did Dawson understand?", "Gail: He understands how much I love him. That's enough, I think.", "(Cut to Jen climbing the steps to Grams. She opens the door and Grams sees her.)", "Jen: I have three conditions.", "Grams: What are they?", "Jen: One - that we address the reality of why this didn't work out before. I know I made some mistakes. But even on my best behavior I never felt that I was comfortable living here with you. I never felt I was good enough.", "Grams: Oh, Jennifer.", "Jen: Two - I need you to acknowledge that I've been through a lot in my life. More than most girls my age, and what I need is your support, not your judgement. Especially not His judgement.", "Grams: Okay..I think I can manage that.", "Jen: What you need to understand, Grams, I don't need a legal guardian to be able to survive and I can handle a lot more than you think. But what I want..is to live here with you. I want a family. I want us to take care of each other and I don't want to be alone anymore.", "Grams: Neither do I.", "(They hug.)", "Grams: Was there a third?", "Jen: Yes. There's somebody else who doesn't want to be alone anymore either.", "(She motions towards Jack. Grams looks and sighs.)", "Grams: Well, I've been meaning to clear out your grandfather's room for awhile.", "(Jen and Grams hug again. Cut to Pacey leaning against the railing by the water. Mr.Witter walks up.)", "Pacey: What are you doing here?", "Mr.Witter: Well, for starters, you punched me.", "Pacey: If you came looking for an apoligy, you're barking up the wrong tree.", "Mr.Witter: No, I don't want one. I deserved it.", "(Pacey looks at him, confused.)", "Mr.Witter: Good for you for doing it. You got another phone call today. It was Andie. We talked for a long time...she's uh...kinda chatty, that one.", "Pacey: (smiles) Yeah, she is.", "Mr.Witter: She sounded sweet as hell, Pacey. So I'm sorry what I said yesterday, I really don't know anything about her.", "Pacey: Apoligy accepted.", "(He starts to walk away.)", "Mr.Witter: No, I'm not done. As little as I know about her, I know even less about you, my own son. I realized that as Andie was trying to fill me in on what you two had been through...", "(Pacey looks like he's on the verge of tears.)", "Mr.Witter: (cont.) I didn't know about any of that. She said you were her hero...that was nice to hear. Anyways, I called your school and explained things to them. They said they're going to let you make up the finals next week, when you feel up to it.", "Pacey: Thank you.", "Mr.Witter: It's the least I could do. (pauses) I'm sorry I'm not the kind of father that you felt you could share your story with...", "(A single tear runs down Pacey's face as he fights off as many tears as he can.)", "Mr.Witter: And just one other thing...Andie wanted me to give you something...", "(Mr.Witter hugs Pacey. They pull away and Pacey starts crying and throws his arms around his dad again.)", "Pacey: Oh, God....I miss her so much....I miss her so much it's killing me, Pops...", "Mr.Witter: I know you do, son, I know.", "(Cut to Mr.Potter in the Potter living room looking at a picture of Joey with her mother. Joey walks in stiffly and slowly, very nervous looking.)", "Joey: Dad.", "Mr.Potter: Joey. Where'd you run off to this morning? I cooked you breakfast.", "Joey: What's with the police?", "Mr.Potter: Oh...", "Joey: Are you dealing drugs again?", "Mr.Potter: (starts crying and slowly nods.) Yes.", "Joey: (starts to cry) Why?", "Mr.Potter: Joey, I wish I had an answer for ya. I wanted to provide for my family. Not just survive, but provide. I thought that if I just made a little extra money, get ahead, maybe there'd be a chance for us...", "Joey: Yeah but you served your time! You were supposed to start a new life!", "Mr.Potter: I wanted to, Joey. But what you don't understand is the burden I felt.", "Joey: We were a burden?", "Mr.Potter: No! You girls are my gift. The burden was self-afflicted. Ever since I moved back in here with you, I have been haunted...by the knowledge that I have failed you.", "Joey: Then why didn't you tell me about this? We could have found a way. We could have done something!", "Mr.Potter: I was just too weak, Joey!", "(He reaches out to touch her and she pulls away quickly.)", "Mr.Potter: I have been up night after night after night wondering what compelled me to take that road both times...and I don't have an answer for it.", "Joey: But I trusted you! And you lied and you ruined everything Bessie and I have worked so hard for. I mean, we could have died in that fire and it would have been your fault!", "Mr.Potter: I know, I know, I know and I hate myself so much for it that I wish I had died in that fire! I just...I don't know what to do...I don't know how to fix this...all I know is that I am so, so sorry.", "Joey: (gets a grip on herself, her tears stop somewhat) I'm sorry, too. I took care of it for you.", "(She lifts up the bottom of her shirt revealing that she has been wearing a wire. She looks at her dad with tears in her eyes.)", "Joey: (whispers) I'm so sorry.", "Mr.Potter: Don't be.", "(Cut to Mr.Potter and Joey walking out of their house. He turns back around and looks at Joey. He walks towards the patrol cars past Bessie. He looks at Bessie and she looks away, crying. He gets in the patrol car. Bessie walks towards the house and up the stairs and looks at Joey and keeps walking. Joey looks over to find Dawson standing there. She slowly walks towards him.)", "Dawson: How are you feeling?", "Joey: (deadly cold) Like hell.", "Dawson: Is there anything I can do?", "Joey: (cold again) No thank you.", "Dawson: You did the right thing, Joey.", "Joey: No, Dawson. You did the right thing. What I did...the word right doesn't even come close to.", "Dawson: We both did what we had to do.", "Joey: (glares at him) What I have to say, you're not going to like, so I'll say it quickly. I hope one day that I'll be able to forgive my father for all of this, and I don't know if I'll ever be able to forgive myself, but I know that I will never forgive you. See, Dawson, there are certain circumstances that love can not overcome and from now on...I don't want to know you.", "(She turns and goes into her house. Dawson stands there, shocked and heartbroken and he forces out a whisper.)", "Dawson: See ya, Joey.", "(Cue ending credits.)" ]	Dawson's Creek	02x22	Parental Discretion Advised	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_03x01.json	[ "Dawson returns from spending the summer in Philadelphia with his mother, and on the journey home meets a beautiful blonde girl, Eve, who takes a liking to him. He hasn't spoken to Joey all summer. Jen gets an unexpected offer after she stands up to the school's popular crowd. Mitch becomes the new coach of the high school football team, and leaves for a coaching conference. In a moment of madness, Dawson crashes Mitch's boat and he and Pacey hatch a crazy plan to raise money to fix it. Joey offers herself to Dawson but he rejects her. Pacey awaits the return of Andie, who has spent the summer in the hospital." ]	[ "(Cut to a bus cruising down the street with destination of CAPE COD written on the front. 'Old Time Rock & Roll' is blaring in the background. Cut to the interior of the bus where Dawson is sleeping with his headphones on, head resting on his shirt. He wakes up and notices the girl sitting next to him. It's EVE. She says something to him but he can't hear because of the headphones. He takes them off.)", "Dawson: Sorry.", "Eve: You're drooling. On your chin. Saliva from sleep.", "(Dawson moves to wipe it off.)", "Eve: Did you know that you're a very heavy breather?", "Dawson: No.", "Eve: Oh, and an insinuating, conversationalist, just my luck. What's on your lap?", "(Dawson looks at her.)", "Eve: Not that! The movie, what are you watching?", "Dawson: Oh, uh, Risky Business.", "Eve: The one with Tom Cruise?", "Dawson: Yep, and Rebecca DeMourney(sp?).", "Eve: The one where they do it on the train. And it's unbelievably sweet and believable even though he's a virgin and she's a battle-scarred hooker who's done it with hundreds of men.", "Dawson: It's more of a myth. Joseph Campbell meets Sigmeund Freud meets Holden Caulfield. A teenage boy passes into manhood with a sexual encounter with a beautiful woman who's essentially a fantasy character of his own creation.", "Eve: Hey, you're adorable. What's your name?", "Dawson: Dawson. Dawson Leery.", "(They shake hands. Dawson has to pull away first.)", "Dawson: You alright?", "Eve: My father taught me. Always when shaking hands make sure the other guy pulls away first. It's a powerful advantage in all human intercourse.", "Dawson: Actually...I meant your skin...do you have a fever or something?", "Eve: No, it's just me. It's my temperature. I run a few degrees hot. So...when are you going to tell me about your girlfriend?", "(Dawson looks at her. Cut to opening credits.)", "(Cut to Joey holding a gas nozzle in a boat at LOGAN'S MARINA. She checks her watch. A figure approaches. It's ROB LOGAN.)", "ROB: I'll take it from here, Potter.", "Joey: You said you'd be here by eight o'clock.", "Rob: Isn't that sweet? Little girl is nervous about missing the first day of school. Oh the Salad Days! I remember them well.", "Joey: Spare me the Shakespeare, Rob. My last class ends at 2:30. I should be back here by 3:00.", "Rob: Don't be late.", "(Cut to two Eggos popping out of the toaster. Jack grabs them and puts them on a plate. Jen grabs that plate and another plate with two Eggos and takes them to the kitchen table and then grabs two glasses while Jack simultaneously pours milk into each one. Then, they both sit down to breakfast and they notice Grams watching them.)", "Jack & Jen (simultaneously): What?", "Grams: And how long have you two been married?", "(Jack turns and smiles at Jen. They laugh. Cut to Pacey and Dawson in the Leery kitchen.)", "Pacey: And what happened when you woke up?", "Dawson: She morphed into pure oxygen air and just vanished.", "Pacey: I hate it when that happens!", "Dawson: It was the weirdest night. She was like the perfect girl and one minute she's sitting right next to me and the next, (he snaps), she's gone.", "Pacey: You know, usually when I have moments like that happen, I have to change the sheets afterwards.", "Dawson: Hey, she wasn't real.", "Pacey: What about the one that is real?", "(Dawson pauses.)", "Dawson: What about her?", "Pacey: Well, today is the day. Dawson Leery and Joey Potter have been apart for months now, in fact, the whole summer has passed and the whole world is waiting to figure out what's going to happen.", "Dawson: Maybe you and the whole world haven't heard me the last 50,000 times that I've said that it's over.", "Pacey: Yeah, until she speaks to you.", "Dawson: She won't.", "Pacey: I think you underestimate the healing powers of time, Dawson. Time for Joey to forgive and forget.", "Dawson: Even if Joey came up to me today and said I forgive and I forget, I wouldn't. I can't forget that this past year has been a hellish nightmare. I spent it verbalizing and angsting instead of living. I need to just learn how to exist, and question things later.", "Pacey: Ladies and gentlemen, Capesidians of all ages, new and fresh from Philadelphia, Dawson Leery. Now, just to play devil's advocate here, let's say you go to school today and Joey comes up and starts apologizing. She does that cute little hair flip thing she does and locks those truly remarkable brown eyes of hers on you...what do you do?", "Dawson: I'll tell her that it's over. That it's been over and that we're better off without each other.", "(Mitch enters the kitchen.)", "Mitch: Dawson, I'm off to my coaching conference.", "Dawson: Alright...", "Mitch: I'll write down the number of the hotel where I'll be.", "Pacey: Coaching conference?", "Dawson: What? You haven't heard yet? Substitute Mitch is Capeside High's new varsity football coach.", "Pacey: Congratulations, Mr. Leery. How are our trusted Minutemen doing? What's the streak now...0 and 38?", "(Dawson smiles.)", "Mitch: Pacey, you have little faith. I can assure you as a former Minuteman myself that this season will be a winning one. Here.", "Dawson: See ya on Sunday, Dad.", "Mitch: Bye.", "Pacey: Wait, you're just going to walk out like that? No father/son warning, no rules and regulations, no impending doom shall your sainted son misbehave.", "Mitch: Good idea. Keep Pacey out of the house.", "(Mitch winks and leaves.)", "(Cut to Junior assembly in Capeside Auditorium. Jen and Jack are sitting together.)", "Jack: If I start to fall asleep, don't wake me, okay?", "(The cheerleaders walk up including the head cheerleader, Belinda.)", "Belinda: Jen Lindley. How was your summer? Host, you know, gang bangs?", "Jen: I have a really scathing comeback right now but I'm thinking that I should show you a little sympathy, seeing as the lypo didn't take...", "(Belinda storms off with her herd of cheerleaders behind her. Jack and Jen laugh. Cut to Dawson and Pacey.)", "Pacey: She should be here any minute. It's the junior assembly. She has to come!", "Dawson: Pacey, that's enough, alright?", "(Cut to the new principal speaking.)", "Principal: Hello, I'm Principal Green. Like you, when I was a junior, I had a new principal and on our first day back he stood before us and told us some earnest and touching words. Words that were to usher us into what he called one of the best years of our lives. This is not that speech. We're living in a different time. You children are thinking like people twice your age.", "(Joey enters silently through the back door of the auditorium and Pacey turns and glimpses her...)", "Principal (cont.): ...The rites of passage that once existed before us are now almost extinct.", "(Principal continues speaking...Cut to Pacey turning to Dawson.)", "Pacey: She just walked in. She's right back there. Right over your shoulder...", "Dawson: Pacey...", "(Cut to Principal's view of the crowd.)", "Principal: ...For example, like that gentlemen in the 5th row who's talking...", "(Everyone turns and looks at Pacey. Pacey points at himself.)", "Pacey: Me?", "Principal: Please stand, sir.", "Pacey: (muttering) That didn't take very long.", "Principal: What's your name, sir?", "Pacey: I don't suppose you'd accept Shaga Verra, would ya?", "(The crowd laughs.)", "Pacey: Pacey, Pacey Witter.", "Principal: Mr. Witter. Mr. Witter I'd like to applaud you for being the first student I've met at Capeside who actually acts like one. I hope that someday you all will act as one. Reclaim your youth. Live, learn, screw up. I applaud you, Mr. Witter.", "(The crowd applauses.)", "Principal: Oh, and I'll see you on Saturday. In detention...", "(Cut to the signups for cheerleading. Belinda, the head cheerleader, checks out the girl signing up.)", "Belinda: Sally, who're we kidding? Lay off the hot dogs and try Four-H. That's where they're looking for the prize hogs.", "(The girl walks off and Belinda turns to the other cheerleaders.)", "Belinda (cont.): She only came over here in the first place because somebody made one too many Krispy Kreme pit-stops over the summer.", "(The cheerleader is upset. Cut to Jack and Jen, watching.)", "Jen: Now I know how anthropologists feel when they stumble across one of those lost tribes whose ancient rituals have remained untouched by time.", "Jack: What I don't get is why anyone wants to be a cheerleader in the first place?", "(Jen considers the thought and gets an idea.)", "Jen: There's only one way to find out.", "(Jen heads toward the sign up table. She starts to sign up.)", "Belinda: Jen, what're you doing?", "Jen: Signing up for try-outs.", "Belinda: Lemme think about that... NOT!", "Jen: You sure, Belinda? Haven't you ever wondered if I've got what it takes to hold the pom-poms?", "(Belinda smiles.)", "Belinda: Okay, Lindley. You're on. Tomorrow at three. Be prompt.", "Jen: Will do.", "(Cut to Pacey and Dawson across the room.)", "Pacey: Principal Green seems cool. Good sense of humor. He was joking about that whole see you Saturday stuff, right?", "Dawson: I'm not sure, Pace. He seemed rather...", "(Dawson spots Joey and cuts his thoughts off mid-sentence.)", "Pacey: Dawson... Dawson... Was there supposed to be a second part to that sentence?", "Dawson: You were right. I'm gonna break. I'm gonna crumble-- It's Joey Potter at three o'clock.", "Pacey: Oooh.", "Dawson: Get me out of here. Anywhere.", "Pacey: Anywhere?", "Dawson: Someplace Joey Potter'll never find me.", "Pacey: Well, for a mere $25, young sir, I think I have just the place.", "(They turn to leave and Joey looks up in time to spot them heading the other way. Cut to Joey's house. Bessie is finishing dinner and Joey enters.)", "Bessie: Hey, Jo.", "Joey: No, I'm not Joey. I'm just the shell of her exhausted remains. I swear Bessie, if I have to work another hour for that nimrod of a boss --", "Bessie: It's just that until the insurance money comes through, then we'll have enough for a sitter and I'll get a job.", "Joey: No speech required. I remember the bargain, if you can call it that.", "(Bessie sits down with Joey.)", "Bessie: So? Tell me everything.", "Joey: We got a new Principal.", "Bessie: Not about school. About Dawson. What was it like seeing him again?", "(Joey looks at Bessie's excited reaction and starts lying...)", "Joey: It was great.", "Bessie: So, what'd he say? C'mon, Joey, I spend most of my conversations with a teething baby, your sister could use a little vicarious pleasure.", "Joey: He just looked at me and I looked at him. In that split second, it was like we forgave each other for everything. And then, of course, we talked about it until we were blue in the face. Just like old times.", "Bessie: I'm glad, Jo. You two are meant for each other. If I'm sure of anything, that's it.", "Joey: Yeah...", "(Joey sighs...Cut to: Pacey and Dawson at a strip club.)", "Dawson: I think I'm having a religious experience.", "Pacey: That would be Wendy, who is a second year biology student at Woodtold(?).", "Dawson: How on earth do you know this?", "Pacey: It's in her bio. And, according to this, she also likes small children, big men, snowboarding and the color green.", "(A waitress approaches.)", "Waitress: What can I get you gentlemen?", "Pacey: Well, I will have a couple of beers and my friend here will have a tall glass of milk.", "(Dawson smirks and the waitress walks off.)", "Pacey: You know, sitting here, something occurs to me, Dawson.", "Dawson: What?", "Pacey: The meaning of life. Specifically, yours.", "Dawson: Not another diatribe of my manhood, or lack thereof.", "Pacey: No, I'm serious here! I just had a blinding vision about the purpose of your junior year.", "Dawson: You mean, besides the massive and dibilitated college anxiety?", "Pacey: Yes, sometime during the course of this whole year you are going to get laid.", "(Dawson laughs.)", "Pacey: C'mon, man, in keeping with this whole new attitude thing you've got going. You met that girl on the bus, didn't ya?", "Dawson: Yeah, and I put her to sleep with all the talk about my ex-girlfriend, Pacey. I think it's pretty safe to assume that I'm not going to be hearing from her anytime soon.", "(The waitress comes and sets the glass of beer down in front of Pacey.)", "Pacey: Thank you.", "(She sets a glass of milk down in front of Dawson. Then, she slides herself between Dawson and Pacey, facing Dawson.)", "Pacey: You know, this is actually a group here.", "Waitress (to Dawson): You don't remember me, do you?", "Dawson: Should I?", "Waitress: Feel this.", "(She places her hand on his neck. He looks at her surprised.)", "Waitress: That's right.", "(She stands up and takes of the wig revealing Eve, the girl from the bus.)", "Eve: It's me.", "(Dawson smiles. Cut to commercial break. Cut to Dawson and Pacey walking up to Dawson's house.)", "Pacey: (beginning of sentence cut off on my tape) -by little Creekside village, Dawson Leery has once again proven successful in his endeavor to avoid Miss Joey Potter. Although, I am starting to question your committment to la vida loca.", "Dawson: Why? Because I didn't talk to my ex?", "Pacey: No, man! Because you didn't hook up with bus girl last night!", "Dawson: Number One, she was working. And you saw me give her my number, it's up to her to use it.", "Pacey: And if she does?", "Dawson: She won't.", "Pacey: Dawson, I wouldn't be so sure of that.", "Dawson: What is the likelihood of someone of that degree of life experience and sexual liberation to take regard in someone who is having to take their PSATs.", "(Dawson opens the door to his house finding...Eve in his living room.)", "Pacey: Oh, I'd say about the chances of finding her in your living room.", "Eve: Hey Dawson.", "Dawson: Hi, um, what did you, um, I-I'm sorry, um, h-how did you, um--", "Pacey: This is excited teenage male for \"How did you get in?\"", "Eve: I thought I'd surprise you and take you up on your offer for a date. It was hot outside and the door was open so I let myself in.", "Dawson: It's Capeside. We don't exactly lock up...", "Eve: Hm, interesting. What else don't you do?", "Pacey: Oooh, (to Dawson) I need to talk to you for a second.", "(Pacey pulls him into the kitchen.)", "Pacey: Normally, at this point in the plot, the best friend exits stage left leaving the brand new Dawson Leery all alone with the mystery woman in his parentless house.", "Dawson: (laughs) I'm freaking out. This is a little too high in the too good to be true category.", "Pacey: I understand. But as someone who's been there before, I'm telling you, all you need now is some separation. A little time to calm down, catch your breath, and realize that you are in complete control of this situation.", "Dawson: I am not in complete control.", "Pacey: Oh but you will be.", "(Pacey grabs the keys to Mitch's boat and holds them in front of Dawson.)", "Pacey: The boat.", "Dawson: What about it?", "Pacey: I think you should take it out for a little spin.", "Dawson: Pacey, that's my dad's boat. Dad being the possesive in that sentence.", "Pacey: Under the circumstances...", "(Dawson and Pacey lean around the corner and look at Eve.)", "Pacey (cont.): I think he'd understand.", "(Pacey looks at him and takes the keys and drops them into Dawson's hands. Cut to cheerleading tryouts. A girl is up on stage getting ready to start. The music begins and she starts cheering.)", "Girl: (in the tune of 'I Don't Want to Wait' by Paula Cole) We don't want to wait, for this game to be over, we want to root right now--", "(Belinda sounds the horn.)", "Belinda: Thank you! Next!", "Girl: Um, I didn't get to finish my cheer.", "Belinda: Um, Stacy. Get a mitt, and catch a clue. It's your third year trying out for the Minute Girls. Your waist line is thicker and your hairstyle is even more outdated. The only reason we even let you get this far is because we wanted to see what lame song you picked to cheer to.", "(Belinda sounds the horn again and the girl walks off the stage.)", "Belinda: Next up, Miss Jen Lindley!", "Jack: (to Jen) Are you sure you still want to do this?", "Jen: Are you kidding me? Now more than ever.", "(Jen walks onstage.)", "Belinda: I'm sure you'll dazzle us, Jen. I mean, we all know how flexible you are.", "(Jen gives her an evil look. She grabs the microphone.)", "Jen: When you see Belinda and her clique in the hallway, you're desperately wishing you were walking with them, aren't you? You think that maybe if you were wearing the right shoes, sporting the latest hairstyle, and using the hottest shade of lip gloss, then maybe they'd toss a glance in your direction. Have you ever wondered why they force their narrow minded views down our throats? Maybe it's because they have an inkling about what's in store for them after graduation. Cut to 25 years from now when Belinda McGovern wakes up feeling empty. Maybe it's because her Dartmouth-educated-lawyer-husband Ted has run off to Tiawana with her daughter's roomate from boarding school. Or maybe it's because the twins, Timmy and Tommy, call her my her first name and their live-in housekeeper, Mom. Or maybe it's because of her 2 o'clock, 5 o'clock, 7 o'clock and 9:15 showdown with her bottle of Prozac. Her life has become a domestic wasteland. Avoid this fate. Don't become another cookie cutter, blonde, size 4, rah-rah-sis-bam-boom, mindless, soulless, spineless wench. Screw these auditions. Screw cheerleading. And screw Belinda McGovern.", "(The crowd stands up and applauses loudly.)", "(Cut to Logan's Marina. Rob opens the door to the back room to reveal Joey in mid-change.)", "Joey: Hey! I'm changing here.", "Rob: Man, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were back here. I wanted a Coke.", "(He grabs a Coke from the fridge.)", "Joey: You just happened to \"get thirsty\" right when I'm standing here half naked?", "Rob: I hadn't noticed that coincidence. (He takes a sip.) You know what, I think I'm in the mood for a 7-UP instead.", "(Rob gets a 7-UP and takes a long drink.)", "Rob: I'll knock next time.", "Joey: Next time I'll lock the door.", "(Cut to Dawson on Mitch's boat with Eve.)", "Dawson: What're you looking at?", "Eve: You should take off your shirt.", "Dawson: --Any particular reason?", "Eve: I'd like to see you with it off. What's the matter, too brazen for you?", "Dawson: No. Yes. I mean... sometimes I just think I was born in the wrong time. The wrong century, even.", "Eve: What? Tights and powder and a wig more your style? Or just: club her over the head and drag her into the cave?", "Dawson: Well.... The latter choice does have a certain appealing simplicity. I'm sorry. I guess, I'm a little nervous.", "Eve: How come you're nervous?", "Dawson: The same reason you're not.", "Eve: Oh, but I am.", "Dawson: You are?", "Eve: Of course. Listen, Dawson... anything that's worth anything is scary, or dangerous, in one way or another.", "Dawson: That's a fairly extreme world view--", "Eve: Not at all. Without fear, there would be no accomplishment. No testing of our limitations. No fun.", "Dawson: Who are you? And where do you come from?", "Eve: You said it yourself, Dawson. I'm a fantasy of your own creation.", "(Eve moves up really close to Dawson and puts her arms around him.)", "Eve: I can feel your heart. Beating.", "Dawson: You can?", "Eve: It's going a million miles an hour. Slow down.", "Dawson: Huh?", "Eve: The boat.", "(Dawson slows it down.)", "Eve: That's better. Reduce speed. The problem with teenage sx is that it's something you \"do\"... it's something you \"get done.\" You're a virgin, aren't you, Dawson?", "Dawson: What comes become virgin?", "(She smiles and moves in front of him.)", "Eve: Everything but.", "Dawson: Everything but what?", "Eve: That's what comes \"before\".", "(She kisses him. Dawson pulls away.)", "Dawson: Careful. I can't see.", "(She starts moving slowly downward.)", "Dawson: What.... What're you doing?", "Eve: Well, if you're not going to take off your shirt....", "Dawson: What's your name?", "Eve: Eve. You can call me Eve.", "Dawson: Eve. That's a biblical name.", "Eve: I'll try and live up to it.", "(Eve goes completely out of picture \"below the border\", if you know what I mean. Cut to the boat, crashed, at Logan's Marina. Joey saw the accident.)", "Joey: Oh my God! Are you alright?!", "Dawson: I..(realizing it's Joey) I think so.", "(Eve laughs and comes into view.)", "Eve: Crashes are so intense.", "Dawson: Joey, this is Eve. Eve, this is Joey.", "Joey: And suddenly everything comes clear.", "Rob (to Joey): Wait a minute. You know this moron?", "Joey: I thought I did.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(She walks back up the dock. Cut to commercial break. Cut to Rob calculating damages.)", "Rob: Salvage charges plus yard costs plus carpentry and painting, I'd say you're looking at three-grand easy. Provided none of the gaskets blew, or engine mounts cracked, as result of the collision.", "Dawson: Three thousand dollars?", "Rob: Give or take.", "Dawson: I should've gone down with the ship.", "Rob: No argument here.", "(Dawson walks towards Eve, who is sitting on the dock.)", "Eve: Things could be worse.", "Dawson: That's what they said to King Lear before he lost his mind and his daughter killed herself. Or was it the other way around?", "Eve: Come on, Dawson! No one was hurt, and you'll never forget this day as long as you live.", "Dawson: That's what I'm afraid of.", "Eve: Everybody wants life to go smoothly. But the truth is, it's the mistakes that keep things interesting.", "Dawson: Another treacly truism and my sweet tooth is gonna start to ache.", "Eve: Wait a second! You're mad at me!", "Dawson: It's just...you made me crash...", "Eve: Made you what?! I didn't make you do anything!", "Dawson: Maybe I'm just not ready. For any of this.", "Eve: Ready? Dawson, I've known you for 48 hours, but I think it's safe to say that you gotta stop living from the neck up.", "(She starts to leave.)", "Dawson: Don't go!", "Eve: You're going to have to do a lot better than that.", "Dawson: I'm thinking about something I read once. That a man's character is his fate.", "Eve: And?", "Dawson: And this isn't me, Eve. I don't meet strange girls on a bus. Or drive my father's boat without permission. Look what happens when I do. Unmitigated disaster.", "Eve: Well that's too bad. Because this girl just wants to have fun.", "(Eve leaves. Cut to Jen walking down the Capeside hallway, in a trance. Jack catches up with her.)", "Jack: What's the matter, Jen? You look like your dog just died.", "Jen: I don't have a dog.", "Jack: I know that.", "Jen: That's right, you know that.", "Jack: Jen...what is it?", "(A cute \"popular\" guy walks by, grinning at her and gives her a congratulations.)", "Jack: Who was that?", "Jen: No clue. I'm going to have to leave school. Immediately.", "Jack: Why?", "(Around her, girls giggle and say hi as Jen continues in her trance.)", "Jen: The unthinkable has happened.", "(Principal Green walks by.)", "Principal: Good going, Ms. Lindley.", "(Jen smiles.)", "Jack: What? You've become popular?", "Jen: Worse. Follow me.", "(Jen heads to her locker and starts opening it.)", "Jen: It was a coup d'etat. A mutiny. A slave revolt. Belinda McGovern has been excommunicated by her brainless bishops.", "Jack: Help me out here. I don't think I understand.", "Jen: (She shows him the pom poms) They're the golden ones. With the rhinestone-studded handles.", "Jack: Don't tell me they made you a cheerleader?", "Jen: Oh, no.", "Jack: Thank God.", "Jen: They made me Head Cheerleader.", "Jack: That's cool.", "(Jack cracks up laughing. Jen throws one of her pom poms at him. Cut to Joey and Bessie out front of Joey's house with laundry.)", "Bessie: But I thought you said --", "Joey: Forget what I said. I was lying, or at least, hoping for the best. The truth is, Dawson's been dodging me for the past two days.", "Bessie: Dodging you? And then crashing Mitch's pride and joy? It's like one Dawson left for Philadelphia, and another one came back.", "Joey: Yeah... his evil twin.", "Bessie: Oh sis...", "Joey: Yet another chapter in the Joey Potter sob story. Penniless girl from the wrong side of the tracks copes with a felon for a father, a slave driver for a boss, and a two-timing boyfriend -- okay, ex-boyfriend. I keep expecting them to put me on daytime TV between Ivory Snow commercials.", "Bessie: Don't go there, Joey. You haven't spent a summer pitying yourself. Don't start now.", "Joey: At least, he could've told me... then I wouldn't feel like such a fool.", "Bessie: About the girl, you mean?", "Joey: One look at her, and I knew: she's everything I'm not. Wild, confident, blonde... I feel like the little kid. Always the one getting left behind.", "Bessie: Listen, I remember the time when there was another blonde in the picture.", "Joey: Yeah... and look how well that turned out. Besides, it's different now.", "Bessie: Yes. It is.", "(Cut to Dawson and Pacey in Dawson's living room. Pacey's reading a magazine and Dawson's searching under cushions of the couch.)", "Pacey: Look on the bright side. At least her jaw didn't lock.", "Dawson: Remind me to start cracking jokes when your execution looms just hours away. Two more nickels, a shoelace, and a pair of sunglasses I lost two years ago. I now have a combined total of forty-two dollars and seventy-eight cents. Even if I sell my DVD player, I'm still close to two-thousand dollars short.", "Pacey: Congratulations, Dawson. Next to Bill Clinton you will have paid more for a certain service than anyone I know.", "Dawson: If I don't come up with this money, I'm gonna pay with my life.", "(The doorbell rings. Dawson opens the door to find Eve.)", "Dawson: Hello.", "Eve: Didn't think you'd see me again? Did you?", "Dawson: Didn't know if I wanted to.", "Eve: Well, I'll get outta your hair. I just wanted to bring you this.", "(She gives him an envelope. He looks inside.)", "Eve: There's about four hundred dollars in there. It's a collection.", "Dawson: A collection?", "Eve: I told the girls at the club the story. They thought it was so cute they took up a collection of last night's tips.", "Dawson: \"Cute.\" I'm now officially mortified.", "Pacey: Never underestimate the kindess of strippers, Dawson. Lady Eve, on behalf of my luckless buddy here, we gladly accept this contribution.", "Dawson: No, we gladly don't.", "Eve: Why?", "Dawson: Because. It's your money and it's my problem.", "Eve: You were right, I pushed you too far, too fast...", "Dawson: It was still my fault.", "Eve: I feel responsible for what happened. And I don't feel responsible that often.", "Dawson: It doesn't matter.", "Eve: Just take the money...", "Dawson: I can't.", "(Pacey puts on the pair of sunglasses Dawson found. He looks in the mirror. He gets an idea.)", "Pacey: Hang on a second...maybe these ladies don't have to give of their wallets. But if they could give their time and considerable talents...", "Eve: I like where you're going with this.", "Dawson: I don't.", "Pacey: We'll throw a party. Here. Tonight.", "Eve: It's genius! You'll make the cash you need in two hours tops!", "Dawson: It's insane! I will not turn my house into a strip club! No way!", "Pacey: Teenage boys will come, Dawson. They'll come for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up in your driveway, not knowing for sure why they're doing it, and arrive at your door, innocent as children. \"Of course, we won't mind if you look around,\" you'll say. \"It's only twenty dollars per person.\" And they'll pass over money without even looking at it. For it is money they have and breasts they lack. No, Dawson. Teenage boys will come. They will most definitely come.", "(Cut to the Leery house at night. Pacey is standing outside with a LONG line of teenage males.)", "Pacey: Step right up gentlemen, with money in hand. For you are about to enter the Leery house of inequity. Oh and gentlemen, Chino here (motioning towards the muscular man) has strict orders to break any part of your body that touches the ladies, (to guy in front of line) understand? Alright, get up there!", "(Cut to Dawson walking through his house full of strippers dancing on tables. Eve walks up to him counting money.)", "Eve: At the rate we're going we'll have something left over for Jerry's Kids.", "Dawson: There's something so not right about this.", "Some Guy: This is so freakin' awesome!", "Dawson (to Eve): Are you alright?", "(She nods.)", "Dawson: I'm going to go lay down.", "(Cut to Dawson in his bedroom. He lays back on his bed.)", "Joey: Hey.", "(Dawson turns to find Joey sitting at his desk.)", "Dawson: Hey.", "Joey: Rager downstairs, huh?", "Dawson: Yeah. Less than a week into Junior year and already my life's in complete and utter upheaval.", "Joey: Then I'm probably the last person you want to see.", "Dawson: You're a lot of things, Joey. You're never the last person I want to see.", "(Joey gets up and moves to sit by him on the bed.)", "Joey: Dawson, um, I'm sorry. Not just about today. About everything. About my dad, I was wrong. However, in that total moment of adolescent anger and upset, I lashed out at the one person who cares about me the most. Who I care about the most.", "Dawson: You should have called me, Jo. Or written. You should have contacted me.", "Joey: I should have done a lot of things. But I was so....ashamed. I figured I'd ignore life for awhile. But you can't do that forever, can you?", "Dawson: No, you can't.", "Joey: Who is she?", "Dawson: Eve? I just met her.", "Joey: Are you two...", "Dawson: Hardly.", "Joey: Did you miss me?", "Dawson: You know I did.", "Joey: Good.", "(She moves up standing above him.)", "Joey: Because I missed you, too.", "Dawson: It's not the same anymore, Jo.", "Joey: It doesn't have to be the same, Dawson. It's a new year. It can be different. It can be better.", "(Joey pulls her shirt off and stares at Dawson as we cut to commercials. Cut back to Dawson and Joey right where we left. She moves in closer then...)", "Dawson: No.", "Joey: What is it? What's wrong?", "Dawson: Everything. This is not you.", "Joey: I can be sexual, Dawson.", "Dawson: I know you can, Joey. But we can't do this. Not now. Not like this. Put your shirt back on.", "(She's embarressed.)", "Dawson: I'm sorry if you're hurt.", "Joey: Hurt? Why would I be hurt, Dawson? I hope you're not delusional enough to think it was some embarrassing attempt at getting you back. Besides, if sx is all you're about these days--", "Dawson: s*x is not all I'm about, Joey. And you, more than anyone, should know that.", "Joey: I am not responsible for your sexual inexperience.", "Dawson: I'm not blaming you...", "Joey: I never stopped you from being with someone else.", "Dawson: That was particularly clear when you dumped me twice.", "Joey: You had time, Dawson. There was plenty of time for you to have all the fun you wanted. It's not my fault if you're still a virgin.", "Dawson: I love you, Jo. What happened between us or didn't happen was because both of us wanted it that way.", "Joey: (whispering) What's wrong? What's so wrong with me?", "Dawson: It's not you. It's us. I can't go through all that again. You say it will be different, but it won't be.", "Joey: You don't know that.", "Dawson: Yes, I do. And so do you. Joey, another year like last year and I can promise you, there will be no more love left between us.", "Joey: So is there anything else?", "Dawson: Yes.", "Joey: So you love me...you just don't want me?", "(Dawson doesn't answer. Joey starts crying and exits the room through the window. Cut to Pacey downstairs at the rager as Dawson comes down. Pacey interrupts everyone.)", "Pacey: Kids, could I have everybody's attention please? Ladies and gentlemen, and esteemed exotic dancers, I'd like to present to you, the man that made this all possible, Dawson Leery.", "(The crowd applaudes.)", "Pacey: I think the preliminary results of our little pledge drive are in so Gino, if I could have the envelope, please. The unofficial tally of tonight's festivities comes to $3,162! Now, you can call me crazy, you can call me insane, but I think it's time to open this place up to the public. What do you say?", "(The crowd cheers. Cut to Eve dragging Dawson through the crowd.)", "Dawson: Where are we going?", "Eve: I have a surprise.", "Dawson: I think I should probably stay and make sure nobody burns my house down, right?", "Eve: And why would you do that?", "Dawson: Probably to avoid figuring out whether or not I'm going to sleep with you.", "Eve: Follow me, Dawson. And all secrets will be revealed.", "Dawson: Go ahead, I'll be right there.", "(Dawson pulls Pacey off a table with a stripper and takes him outside on the porch.)", "Dawson: She wants me back.", "Pacey: Joey?", "Dawson: Yeah. And as we speak the ever-tempting Eve stands in the wings waiting.", "Pacey: Always comes down to this, my friend, doesn't it? The Madonna or the Jezebel...", "Dawson: You should have seen her, Pace. She was standing before me as innocent and as beautiful as she's ever been and I wanted her as much as I ever have. But, I don't know, as large of a part of me that wanted me, there's as big of a part that knows that now is not the right time for us.", "Pacey: Yeah.", "Dawson: But I need to know she's okay. Could you talk to her? Maybe watch out for her for a couple of days?", "Pacey: Oh, no, no, no.", "Dawson: She needs someone. She'd never admit it, but she does.", "Pacey: Dawson! Man....", "Dawson: You'd be doing it for me, Pace. Please.", "(Pacey nods. Dawson smiles and leaves the porch. Cut to Dawson meeting Eve on the dock, she's in a boat.)", "Eve: Want to go for a ride?", "Dawson: Is it yours?", "Eve: It's my boss'. I talked him into letting me borrow it.", "Dawson: I was kind of hoping that we'd graduated from the open ocean to dry land.", "Eve: If at first you don't succeed...", "Offscreen: DAWSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "(Dawson turns to see his Dad back.)", "Eve: Who's that?", "Dawson: That's my father. Next stop at the home from hell.", "Eve: Listen, Dawson, you're one step away from the rest of your life. Get in.", "Dawson: I crashed his boat and I wrecked his house. I can't just leave.", "Eve: There's nothing you can do tonight. Be honest. What's going to change between now and tomorrow morning?", "Dawson: Nothing...except maybe me.", "Eve: Last chance, Dawson.", "Dawson: I can't.", "Eve: You know, I don't know who's the bigger mystery. Me....or you.", "(She smiles and drives the boat away from the dock as Dawson stares after her. Cut to Joey sitting on her dock, crying. She looks up to see Pacey rowing to her house.)", "Pacey: Ahoy! Anyone ashore?", "Joey: What are you doing here?", "Pacey: Well, a funny thing happened. I got in Dawson's rowboat and it magically drifted to your dock.", "Joey: Magically drift any closer and I'll kill you.", "Pacey: I almost believe that.", "(Pacey ties up the boat and jumps up to sit beside her. She looks at him angrily.)", "Joey: He told you, didn't he? Didn't he?", "Pacey: What do you think?", "Joey: I think I hate you both.", "Pacey: You're gonna hate what I'm going to say even more. He did the best thing, Joey. You two need to be apart now.", "Joey: How would you know what I need?", "Pacey: You're probably right. I'm sure I don't have any idea what you're going through. How hard it is to let someone go. How painful it must be to know that as right as you two are for each other, it doesn't mean you're right for each other right now. I wouldn't know a thing about that. About how it makes you want to scream, or hit someone... or cry.", "Joey: Of all the people to see me like this, it had to be you.", "Pacey: It's a new year, Joey. You never know, we could even end up friends.", "Joey: Pacey, I'm upset enough as it is.", "(He smiles and pulls her closer.)", "Pacey: Hey Potter. C'mere.", "(She leans against him and starts crying. Cue ending credits.)" ]	Dawson's Creek	03x01	Like a Virgin	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_03x02.json	[ "As Pacey and Joey leave Capeside to collect Andie from hospital, Dawson is manipulated by his father and the school principal to produce a film about football for the upcoming pep rally. However, the ultimate stars of the film, which is seen by many students and teachers, are Dawson and Eve, who inadvertently appear semi-clothed. The same night, Jen is revealed to be the new head cheerleader and Jack, the new star of the football team, two facts which stun Pacey, Joey and Andie, who are watching from the audience. Pacey is overjoyed to be spending time with Andie, but she doesn't appear as excited to see him, and when confronted by her boyfriend, Andie makes a shocking confession to sleeping with someone else. Jack has an unexpected encounter with his father, who has returned to Capeside." ]	[ "(Pacey and Dawson are outside of Capeside High School.)", "Pacey: I'm gonna explode, man. I mean, my insides are gurgling. Who gurgles at 16 unless they're going to explode, huh", "Dawson: You're not going to explode", "Pacey: Really? How do you know that, huh? I mean, some guy in Norway blew up in the middle of a supermarket last year", "Dawson: Nervous anticipation doesn't cause spontaneous combustion", "Pacey: Who said I was nervous", "Dawson: It's natural that you're nervous, man, you see Andie in what? Less than six hours", "Pacey: Five hours, twenty minutes if the traffic's right. (Holds his stomach) I guess I'm a little nervous but what do you expect", "Dawson: Is your dad still letting you pick her up", "Pacey: Absolutely. This train cuts at lunch", "Dawson: Need some company", "Pacey: Actually, Joey's going to come with me. She wanted to see Andie and per our conversation last week-", "Dawson: Absolutely. Nobody welcomes a Potter-Witter détente more than me. I'm glad she has somebody. It'll only help as Joey and I weave our separate ways through these pathless woods we call life", "Pacey: Speaking of wood, Dawson, whatever happened with a certain busgirl", "Dawson: Don't ask. She vanished. Disappeared. Jonathan Krakauer-ed into thin air", "Pacey: You let her get away?", "Dawson: I had a slightly irate father to answer to, Pacey. It's my life, you know", "Pacey: So what's happened since", "Dawson: With Eve? I haven't been able to find her", "Pacey: Did you check down at the strip joint", "Dawson: Embarrassingly, yes. Turns out she doesn't even work there anymore. She was a temp", "Pacey: Strip joints have temps", "(By now, Dawson and Pacey have entered the school and are walking down a hallway.)", "Dawson: The only information I have about her is her first name and who knows if that's for real", "Pacey: Well, that's too bad, Dawson because Eve was the ultimate transitional woman", "Dawson: How do you figure", "Pacey: Well, you are coming off of a emotionally traumatic, life-altering relationship and the last thing you need to do is get emotionally involved again, right? But since you are a young, virile, increasingly buff teenage male, you have certain wants and desires. Enter Eve. A gift from the gods of rebound high. A curvaceous vixen who is meant for you to be explored in only a sexual manner..", "(An arm reaches out and pulls Dawson into a closet, yet remaining unnoticed by Pacey who continues to walk caught up in his speech.)", "Pacey: ...a femme fatale who's entire genetic coding screams objectify me. I'm telling you, Dawson, if you ever find her again, do not let her out of your sight", "(Pacey turns around to look at Dawson, finding he's nowhere to be found.)", "Pacey: Dawson", "(Cut to Dawson and Eve making out in a janitor's closet. They pull away.)", "Dawson: Eve", "Eve: Morning, Dawson. Welcome to school", "(Cue opening credits. Cut back to Dawson and Eve in the janitor's closet.)", "Dawson: What are you doing here", "Eve: At eleven I'm popping out of a cake for Mr. Sax in AP History. (pauses) Duh, I'm, like, a student", "Dawson: You are not", "Eve: What? You've never seen a senior girl up close before", "Dawson: I've seen plenty of senior girls but none of them look like you. Plus, you must be at least-", "Eve: Watch it", "Dawson: ...Older than I am", "Eve: I thought you'd be more excited about my sudden appearance", "Dawson: I am excited. It's just they're usually followed by an equally sudden disappearance. I mean, Who are you, Eve? First you're this stunning passenger on my bus, striking up conversation, then you're wearing a wig, serving cocktails at the strip club -- now you're a senior at my high school", "Eve: You've got it all wrong, Dawson. I'm none of those things. I'm just a girl...standing in a janitor's closet...asking you to kiss her", "(They start kissing then the bell rings.)", "Eve: Late for bio. See ya", "(She leaves and Dawson tries to follow after her, tripping over a mop.)", "Dawson: Wait! Can I get a last name this time", "(He stumbles out of the closet right into Principal Green and his father.)", "Mitch: Hey! It's 'Leery' but you can call me 'Dad.' The principal and I were just talking about you. We are in need of an honest student", "Dawson: Okay", "Principal: The pep rally is tomorrow and in our view's a critical event in setting the home for this football season", "Mitch: And in light of the Minutemen having such bad luck the past few years and in light of me being the coach-", "Principal: We thought we would revolutionize this. Set this pep rally apart from all the other ones", "Mitch: So what do you think", "Dawson: Sounds good", "Principal: I'll need your help. I'll see you in my office at three", "Dawson: Wait, but", "Mitch: Very wise of you to help out, son, in light of the fact that you owe me", "(They walk away leaving Dawson in the halls.)", "Dawson: This is so not my day", "(Cut to Grams, Jack, and Mr. McPhee on Grams' porch.)", "Mr.McPhee: I can't thank you enough", "Grams: After a year with Jennifer, having Jack was like boarding Saint Francis", "Jack: When does Andie get in", "Mr.McPhee: Tonight. Pacey wanted to surprise her and bring her home early", "Grams: She's made a full recovery, then", "Mr.McPhee: That's what the doctors say, but they like to remind you that with mental illness, you're never out of the woods", "Grams: Well, you've given her an excellent chance by moving your business this way so that she can stay in Capeside", "Jack: Yeah, about that, Dad. I was wondering if we could wait til the weekend to move all my stuff back into the house...", "Mr.McPhee: Actually, that's what I've come to talk to you about", "Grams: Why don't I leave you two alone", "(She leaves.)", "Mr.McPhee: I was...thinking...that perhaps....it would be better for you to stay here for awhile...as long as it's alright for Mrs. Ryan..", "Jack: You don't want me home", "Mr.McPhee: You have a situation that works for you. I don't think it's wise to disturb that", "Jack: What you mean is that you have a situation that works for you..", "Mr.McPhee: The changes that you are going to make in your life now, the changes you have every right to make, would be too difficult with me around", "Jack: Why can't you just admit that you're afraid? You can't deal with having a gay son and me doing that around would be just that", "Mr.McPhee: Must you assume that every decision I make is based upon my lack of character", "Jack: No, just the ones that concern me. Well, since this is still my home I suggest that you leave", "(Cut to Pacey at psychiactric facility Andie has been all summer. He's talking to the nurse at the front desk.)", "Nurse: Andie McPhee is scheduled to be released tomorrow not today", "Pacey: That's why it's a surprise", "Nurse: We try to avoid surprises. The only way she leaves today is with her own written consent", "Pacey: Which I will get if you let me walk in through the door and talk to her", "Nurse: And that will be tomorrow at 9am when visiting hours resume and not a minute earlier", "Pacey: You've gotta be kidding me", "Nurse: Does this look like a face that kids", "(Cut to Pacey walking towards Joey sitting on the truck.)", "Pacey: This is ridiculous", "Joey: What happened", "Pacey: Well, the clinic doesn't allow visitors after hours so subsequently I can't talk to Andie subsequently I can't get her permission to take her home", "(Joey nods. Then holds out her hand motioning for Pacey to grab it and help her down.)", "Pacey: What", "Joey: Follow me", "(Cut to Joey talking to the Nurse.)", "Joey: You don't understand. I have to see a doctor immediately", "Nurse: This is a private care facility. Unless it is a medical emergency, we do not take walk-ins", "Joey: This is a moral injustice -- I have psychiatric concerns", "Nurse: Well, obviously", "Joey: Fine, if that's the way it is, then you'll just have to do", "Nurse: Excuse me", "(Joey moves her stuff and sits up on her desk, leaning against a wall.)", "Joey: Well, somebody's got to listen to me. I've had a tough life, lady and I have a lot to talk about. It all started when I fell in love with this boy down the creek, that was after my mother died of cancer but before my father went to jail for the second time. (With her other hand, she motions Pacey to crawl by the receptionist) The boy's name was Dawson. He was your typical, overanalytical, adorable teenager who happened to be my best friend..", "(Cut to Dawson sitting in Principal Green's office.)", "Dawson: That's propaganda", "Principal: In a word, yes. But it's the only choice we have of getting people into those seats. Listen, all I need right now is for someone to recut this footage and put it into some kind of promotional film for tomorrow. Now, your father says that you're the man for the job", "Dawson: Footage of what", "Principal: Our Minutemen. Fieldish champions of the turf. Ambassadors of the sport. Paragons of athletic prowlice", "Dawson: They haven't had a win in three years running", "Principal: Look, I know what the reality is, but the footage wouldn't emphasize what is, but what could be", "Dawson: The Leni Riefenstahl approach. You know, the Nazis did this too", "Principal: (sighs) Dawson, throughout history, film has been a very effective medium. Capra used film to get recruits for World War II, Annie Hall..", "(Dawson loses interest as he notices Eve outside. The principal continues until Dawson interrupts.)", "Dawson: I'll do it, I'll do it -- can I go now", "(He grabs his books and stuff and runs out the door to catch up to Eve.)", "Eve: Slow down, Mr. Brown", "Dawson: I'm warning you -- this is the last time I'm going to chase you, I spent a year chasing after a woman and it's a very bad habit and I don't plan on getting into it again", "Eve: Oh, so you're one of those, are you", "Dawson: One of whom", "Eve: You know, one of those guys who spend the rest of their life comparing every relationship to their first one", "Dawson: That isn't--- not entirely true", "Eve: Oh, so you're completely over her", "Dawson: Over who", "Eve: Nice try -- the brunette it took you all of five minutes to bring up on the bus", "Dawson: Okay, I motion for a change of subject", "Eve: Motion denied. Are you or are you not over your ex-flame", "Dawson: Yes. I'm over her", "Eve: Nope. Don't buy it", "Dawson: Then why did you even ask", "Eve: To see if you'd be honest with me, you weren't. I like that", "Dawson: You like dishonesty? What else turns you on? Greed and corruption", "Eve: sx. sx turns me on, Dawson", "Dawson: It tends to do that to people", "Eve: And you would know...how", "Dawson: I'll choose to ignore that slight", "Eve: Maybe it wasn't a slight...maybe it was an invitation", "Dawson: What are you suggesting", "Eve: Only the obvious. A night of scorching hot, unbridled, mind-altering sx", "Dawson: Just like that? No first date, no months of getting to know each other", "Eve: Those are small town rituals for small town girls. Face it, Dawson. We're hot for each other. It would be a lot of fun. Who knows? Maybe it'll even help you get over that certain brunette", "Dawson: You're on", "Eve: Good. Now I'll take care of the time and place...you just take care of being prepared", "Dawson: How do I find you in the meantime", "Eve: You don't find me, Dawson. I find you", "(She walks off.)", "Dawson: This is so my day", "(Cut to Pacey walking upstairs in search of Andie's room. He finds it and opens the door to reveal Andie laying on a bed talking to a guy in khakis, I believe his name is Marc.)", "Andie: Pacey, oh my God, what are you doing here", "(Pacey runs and picks her up.)", "Pacey: I came to surprise ya", "Andie: Yeah, okay! Yeah. (She notices Marc still there.) Oh, um, Pacey this is Marc, Marc this is a big surprise...", "(They shake hands and greet each other.)", "Andie: I thought my dad said he was going to pick me up tomorrow", "Pacey: Yeah, I know but we thought, well, I thought-", "(Andie shrugs it off and nervously laughs.)", "Marc: Well, it's dinner time. I'll come back..", "Andie: Bye Marc", "Marc: We'll talk soon, though", "Andie: Yeah, we will", "(Marc leaves and Joey's in the doorway.)", "Joey: Andie", "Andie: Oh! Joey! You came, too", "Joey: Yeah, but if we don't leave soon they're going to make me stay", "(Andie's confused.)", "Pacey: Yeah, guess we should get you packed up, huh", "Andie: Right..", "(She moves to start getting her things and Pacey gives Joey a look to signal that he knows something is up. Cut to cheerleading practice.)", "Cheerleaders: 1, 2, 3, 4, we don't care if we don't score, 5, 6, 7, 8, a few points would be really great, that's alright, that's okay, you're going to work for us someday. Gooooo Capeside", "(Jack and Jen have been watching.)", "Jen: What do you think", "Jack: Jen, this is for a pep rally, don't you think they should be slightly more..", "Jen: Peppy", "Jack: Well, optimistic", "Jen: I've tried. Believe me, I've tried. Do you think I want to be held responsible for killing off the last vestiges of Capeside's school spirit? I mean, ever since they elected me leader of their little junta, all they've wanted to do are these nasty, sardonic, self-aware cheers. What's worse is they've even started to dress like me. It's like they're genetically predisposed to having any unique identity", "Jack: That's a blonde gene", "Jen: Not funny", "(Suddenly, a football flies over by them.)", "Jen: Watch it", "(Jack catches it.)", "Mitch : eld)", "(Cut to Henry, a freshman, begging to get in.)", "Henry: C'mon, coach! Let me in. His arm blows out there", "Mitch: Power down, Henry", "Henry: They're killing us out there", "Mitch: We're running play-action patterns against ourselves! No one is killing us", "(Cut back to Jen and Jack.)", "Jen: I thought you weren't sure yet about whether or not you wanted to go home..", "Jack: I know, but the point is, he should have asked me", "(Another football comes flying their way.)", "Jen: Look out", "(Jack catches it again and throws it back.)", "Jack: Besides, what kind of father doesn't want his son to live with him anyway", "Jen: Trust me, been there", "Jack: At least you have Grams", "Jen: So do you, and me", "(Cut back to Mitch and Henry arguing.)", "Henry: C'mon, Coach", "Mitch: For the last time, Henry, you're a second string freshman who's lucky he's not on JV", "Henry: We don't have a JV-", "Mitch: IN the instance, Full gets injured, that's when you start", "Henry: What about in the instance that he sucks", "Mitch: FOUR LAPS! NOW", "(Henry starts running laps. Cut back to Jack and Jen. Yet another football spirals towards them.)", "Jen: Ahh! Look out", "(Jack catches it once again and tosses it back. Mitch stares at him. Cut to Dawson in the line at a supermarket.)", "Dawson: Powerbars, advil, Polaroid film, (missed word), ah, what else am I forgetting? Oh, condoms", "Clerk: What was that", "Dawson: The condoms. A pack of....condoms", "Clerk: You gotta speak up, son", "Dawson: Condoms", "(Girls behind him giggle.)", "Clerk: We don't keep them behind the counter anymore. CONDOMS, AISLE 6", "(Cut to Dawson staring at a wall of different kinds of condoms. A man walks up beside him.)", "Dawson: This is worse than breakfast cereals", "Man: Big night or are you just stocking up", "Dawson: Um, a little of both", "Man: Well, your prophylactic purchases have never been more difficult. It used to be that they just had two kinds. Regular, and for those of us who needed it, the magnum", "Dawson: (very uncomfortable) Huh", "Man: These days (places his arm around Dawson) you got your ribbed, your non-ribbed, your lubricated, your non-lubricated, your thin, your extra thin, sheepskin, extra sensitive, and now you've got your glow in the darks", "(Another man joins them.)", "Man #2: Glow in the darks don't work", "Man: No kidding", "Man #2: Nah, you got to hold them up to the light for 20 minutes. Who's got time for that", "(A woman joins them.)", "Woman: And if you really want to blow her mind, try the Brown Betty", "(Each of the men grab a pack of those as Dawson stares in disbelief at the situation.)", "Dawson: This is not happening", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(Cut to Pacey, Joey, and Andie carrying her boxes out to the car.)", "Pacey: Marc seems like a pretty nice guy. What's he in here for anyway", "Andie: That's private, Pacey", "Pacey: Come on, it's just us", "Andie: Let's not talk about Marc, please", "Pacey: Well, it just seems a little odd. I mean, you guys seem to be so close yet you never mentioned him in any of your letters or your emails..", "Joey: Pacey, drop the male jealousy thing", "Pacey: It's a long walk home, Potter", "Andie: Is that what this is about? You're jealous", "Pacey: How can I not be Andie? I've spent months counting the moments until I'd get to see you again, and the thought of some other guy getting to see you every day, and hear your stories, and eat dinner with you just kills me", "(They kiss.)", "Joey: Finally, the reunion kiss we've all been waiting for so....let's go", "(Cut to Mitch with the football team.)", "Mitch: Listen up! We're going to play a touch game. Now touch does not mean half ass. I want you to run hard, keep your patterns sharp. Ready? BREAK", "Henry: Coach", "Mitch: Yes, Henry", "Henry: I'm second string", "Mitch: Yes, Henry", "Henry: So that means I get to play", "Mitch: Yes, Henry", "Henry: So seeing as this is my one shot at impressing you I'd like to tip the odds in my favor. Call in a ringer", "Mitch: Well, the team's are divided, Henry. There's nobody left", "Henry: Sure, there is", "(Cut to Henry in the huddle. Jack is in the huddle, too.)", "Henry: Tailbacks slant right, z-post on 1, Jack, you run ten yards out. Cut to the right, flat, look over your shoulder, the ball will be there. Ready? BREAK", "Jack: Okay", "(Cut to shots of Henry passing the football perfectly to Jack, etc. The football team is looking great. Mitch is impressed. Jack seems to be having a good time. Cut to Pacey and Andie and Joey getting into the car.)", "Pacey: We shall be arriving at Capeside around 10 so place your station requests now", "Joey: Alternative", "Pacey: Classic rock, it is", "(He looks over at Andie who's staring glumly out the window.)", "Pacey: You okay, Andie", "Andie: Yeah, I'm just happy to be with you and to be going home", "(She turns back towards the window as Pacey looks at her, knowing something is definitely up. Cut to Andie opening her locker at school the next day. Jack walks up.)", "Jack: How's the first day of classes going there, gorgeous", "Andie: Very well, I must say", "Jack: I missed you so much", "(Andie hugs him.)", "Andie: I missed you, too", "(Pacey comes up, pulling Jack away.)", "Pacey: Hey hey hey, get your hands off my girlfriend", "Jack: Get your hands off my sister", "Pacey: (to Andie) About tonight", "Andie: What about it", "Pacey: Well, since it's your first Friday back in town I was thinking you and I could go catch a movie and stroll right on down to our little spot.", "Andie: Oh, well, I was thinking we could all grab dinner tonight, you know, as a group", "Jack: Sorry, I promised Jen I'd go to that...pep rally thing with her tonight", "Andie: That could be fun", "Pacey: Well, in case you forgot, we're a very non-spirited group and pep rallies are all about spirit. What about you and me", "Andie: Well, there's plenty of time for us to be alone, I just want to be around normal people right now, it's been a long time..", "Pacey: Well, what am I", "Jack: Well, she actually said 'normal people.", "Pacey: You know, McPhee, if I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to avoid being alone with me", "Andie: No, I mean, we can be alone after, or tomorrow! Okay? (she kisses him on the cheek) Bye", "(Cut to Jack talking to Mitch out on the football field.)", "Jack: I got a message you wanted to see me", "Mitch: You did a great job yesterday", "Jack: Thanks, Mr. Leery", "Mitch: I usually have my players call me Coach", "Jack: Oh, no. No way, no", "Mitch: I want you to join the team, Jack. You and Henry were amazing together", "Jack: I don't play football", "Mitch: Well, you fooled me", "Jack: Look, do I have to spell it out for you", "Mitch: Yes", "Jack: A gay kid on the football team. Now if that isn't a written invitation for ridicule, what is", "Mitch: C'mon, Jack. One thing has nothing to do with the other", "Jack: In a perfect world, maybe. But that's not Capeside", "Mitch: Look, I got this team on a (missed word), Jack. Nobody wanted to coach a team that had been so bad for so long. I thought, what the hell? It couldn't be any tougher than the last year of my life and who knows? I might even like it. But the chance of actually winning? That's something I could really use right now, and Jack? I think you could, too", "(Cut to Dawson loading stuff into his father's car. Jen walks over.)", "Jen: Not bad for a sherpa(????) invitation, but whatcha doing", "Dawson: Setting up for tonight, or trying to", "(He drops a bag and Jen picks it up and starts looking in it.)", "Jen: Dawson? Praytell condoms? (Dawson grabs them away.) Sorry it's just in the list of things I'd expect to find in your bag, condoms fall somewhere in between nuclear plans and crack cocaine. Curiosity begs, who is the lucky girl", "Dawson: Privacy begs I ignore you", "Jen: Ever since Philly, somebody's been whistling a very different tune", "Dawson: It's the Dawson Leery for the new millenium. The guy who's not afraid to use the words \"good\" and \"time\" in close proximity", "Jen: Well, Dawson 2000, are you ready for this good time? And I don't mean in a Trojan kind of way", "Dawson: What do you mean", "Jen: sx isn't a one way street. There are going to be some expectations where you're concerned", "Dawson: Okay...any hot tips", "Jen: I thought that you'd never ask. It's all about one word, Dawson. Pace. Now, most virgins either go too slow or too fast. Which one do you think you are", "Dawson: How would I know", "Jen: Let's say that you have an ice cream sundae right in front of you and you have no spoon. Now, it's a hundred degrees out and you're starving. Now, do you lick the ice cream or do you bite right in", "Dawson: Bite right in", "Jen: Too fast. See, first you have to watch the sundae, admire the sundae, then, just before it's about to drip, you let your lips lick around the exterior, savoring every inch. You want that sundae to last a long time... ...but not too long, because then the sundae ends up all over the table instead of in your mouth. But Dawson, if you remember one thing, let it be this...If you don't get the whipped cream all over your face, you're not doing it right. You see what I'm saying", "(Cut to the pep rally. The band is playing, there's signs up reading 'Hope You Score This Year'. Cut to the cheerleaders doing their cheer at the rally. Jen is wearing her cheerleader's uniform with fishnet stockings and high boots.)", "Jen: I don't know but I've been told..", "Cheerleaders: I don't know but I've been told..", "Jen: Capeside Minutemen break the mold..", "Cheerleaders: Capeside Minutemen break the mold..", "Jen: We've got style, we've got class", "Cheerleaders: We've got style, we've got class", "Jen: So what if those other guys kick our ass", "Cheerleaders: So what if those other guys kick our ass", "Jen: Go Capeside. Go Capeside", "Principal: Thank you...Minutegirls for your....candid enthusiasm. Now, it is my pleasure to introduce to you, the most integral part of the Minutemen team. He's the new coach, a substitute here at Capeside, Mitch Leery", "Mitch: Thank you, Principal Green and thank you everyone for showing up tonight. We have a great team this season so I'll waste no time introducing them", "(He starts introducing them and Pacey, Andie, and Joey show up and take a seat.)", "Pacey: Personally, I think I've seen enough. What do you say we get out of here", "Joey: I agree", "Andie: Nope, we're here. We're staying put", "(They notice Jack in a football jersey.)", "Joey: Do you see what I see", "Mitch: Wide receiver, Jack McPhee", "(The crowd cheers.)", "Pacey: When did this happen", "Joey: News to me", "Andie: Jen's a cheerleader? Jack's on the football team? I got sane and everyone else went crazy", "(Cut back up to the stage on Mitch.)", "Mitch: And now for a first in Capeside history, starting quarterback, freshman Henry Parker", "(Henry runs up on stage as the crowd cheers and he trips and drops the football and knocks into Jen. He backs up looking at her. It's obvious he likes her.)", "Henry: I'm sorry", "Jen: It's okay. It's cool...it's cool...it's cool", "(Henry bends down to grab the football and grabs her pom-pons by mistake.)", "Jen: You got my pom-pons, though", "(He gives them back and gets with the rest of the team.)", "Mitch: Capeside, meet this year's Minutemen", "(The band starts playing, explosions go off, confetti is everywhere. Cut to where Pacey, Andie, and Joey are sitting. Pacey puts his arm around Andie.)", "Andie: Frisky much", "Pacey: What can I say? Listening to (missed word) just really gets the best of me. What do you say we scram for a little bit", "Andie: In a little while", "Pacey: Come on, McPhee", "Andie: I said in a little bit", "(Pacey stands up, pulling her.)", "Andie: What are you doing", "Pacey: I want to talk to you and I'd really rather not do it in front of the whole school", "(Andie follows Pacey to the hall as Joey stares after, knowing something is going to happen.)", "Mitch: And now a little something different to end tonight's program, a closer look at the Capeside Minutemen", "(The screen comes down as Dawson's video starts playing. Cut to Dawson behind the screen, listening and watching when Eve comes up behind him.)", "Eve: \"'The time has come,' the walrus said.", "Dawson: You don't mean now", "Eve: I pick the time and place, remember", "Dawson: Here? Right now? My video's playing", "Eve: Which is like the lamest of the lamest excuses", "Dawson: Good point", "Eve: Dawson, let's go", "Dawson: They say that girls like you don't exist", "Eve: They lie", "(She pulls him offscreen and we see his arm reach out and grab the bag of condoms. Cut to Andie and Pacey out in the hallway.)", "Pacey: Okay, Andie, what the hell is going on? And don't tell me that it's nothing because you've been acting strange from the second I picked you up from that clinic, and now I have to beg you to spend some free time with me. So what is happening", "Andie: We shouldn't talk about this here, Pacey", "Pacey: So, I'm right", "Andie: Look, this is not the time, okay", "Pacey: Is it me? Are you trying to end things with me? Is that what this is about", "Andie: No! That's the last thing I want", "Pacey: Fine. Then, what is so awful that you've waited so long to tell me about, Andie", "Andie: A lot happened to me this summer, Pacey, a lot", "Pacey: What are you trying to say", "Andie: Okay, if we are going to talk about this now then you have to promise me that you will not say one word until I'm done", "Pacey: Okay, go on", "Andie: No, promise me, Pacey", "Pacey: Okay, I promise. Just tell me what's wrong with you", "Andie: (starts crying) When I went to Mayfield to get better, I was someone else. I wasn't the same person that came to Capeside. I wasn't the girl you fell in love with. My first week, I met Marc. He had been through everything I had went through and more. In and out of facilities, three times, on and off medication since he was nine. I didn't write to you about him, because I didn't want you to get jealous -- we were just friends. We'd spend our free time together, just talking endlessly, mostly about our fears. I was so afraid, Pacey, afraid of everything. I was scared that they were never gonna let me out of there, or that whatever was broken inside of me wouldn't be fixable. Marc -- he understood these things like nobody else could because they were his fears too. He even had a girlfriend that he was anxious to get back to", "Pacey: You slept with him", "Andie: We knew immediately afterwards that it was wrong, for both of us", "Pacey: You slept with him, Andie", "Andie: We both agreed to just be friends and not tell our significant others but, Pacey, when I saw you-- It was the biggest mistake I've ever made in my life. And all I keep thinking right now is what if you can't forgive me. Pacey, you have to forgive me. You have to forgive me", "(Pacey makes a disgusted noise and turns and walks out of the building leaving Andie alone, crying. Cut to Dawson and Eve making out behind the screen.)", "Dawson: There's hundreds of people on the other side of this screen", "Eve: I know, isn't it great", "Dawson: Isn't there a janitor's closet somewhere that we can sneak into", "Eve: Possibly", "(They lean against a button panel and the screen raises slightly and the crowd is shown the feet of Eve and Dawson but the screen lowers back down to normal.)", "Dawson: What was that", "Eve: What", "Dawson: That click", "Eve: Nothing", "(They continue and they set it off again this time raising the screen completely revealing Eve in only pants and a bra and Dawson with his shirt unbuttoned.)", "Dawson: That was definitely not nothing", "Eve: Dawson, relax", "(She relizes the screen is going up.)", "Eve: Whatever you do, don't turn around", "Dawson: Why", "(They turn and look at the crowd, which breaks out into wild applause. The band breaks into the theme from ROCKY and Dawson and Eve stand up and bow before Dawson notices Joey's pained expression. Cut to Eve and Dawson after the pep rally.)", "Eve: You're ready?", "Dawson: I think I want to catch a ride home with my father.", "Eve: You don't wanna... hang out?", "Dawson: Part of me really, really wants to.", "Eve: Just part of you", "Dawson: Eve, I don't know anything about you! I don't know where you come from, I don't know why you're here, I don't even know your last name. All you are to me is s*x, and if I slept with you that would be the reason.", "Eve: We don't have a reason for sleeping with someone, Dawson. Either it's their body or their personality, their money or their sense of humour. What's the difference?", "Dawson: I guess the difference is the first time I sleep with somebody I don't want it to be for just any reason. I want it to be for every reason.", "Eve: (long pause) Your eyes.", "Dawson: What about them", "Eve: That was my reason. When I first met you, I looked into your eyes and I saw such an old soul", "Dawson: Thank you, Eve.", "Eve: Whitman. Thank you, Eve Whitman.", "Dawson: I don't suppose there's any chance you'd give me your phone number.", "Eve: That one you'll have to earn.", "(Cut to Pacey driving Joey to her house.)", "Joey: Well, I don't think we'll be attending any more pep rallies any time soon.", "Pacey: Probably not.", "Joey: Thanks for the ride.", "Pacey: No problem.", "Joey: Pacey, you probably don't want to hear this right now, and I'm sure you don't want to hear it from me, but you have to talk to her.", "Pacey: No, not right now. I couldn't even look at her right now.", "Joey: You have to, Pacey. You have to hear her out.", "Pacey: Why? What's the difference, Joey, huh? No matter what she says the ending's still the same. She slept with somebody else.", "Joey: You think that just because the two of you were together what she did hurts more? It doesn't. There's no difference, Pacey, I mean... Look, she's sixteen years old and so are you. We talk like we know what's going on, but we don't. We don't have any idea. Look, we're really young and we're gonna screw up a lot! You know, we're going to keep changing our minds and ... and sometimes even our hearts. And through all of that, the only real thing we can offer each other is forgiveness. And I couldn't do that. Or at least I did it too late. Don't let yourself get so angry that you stop loving because one day you wake up from that anger and the person you love will be gone.", "(Cut to Jen and Jack in the halls after the pep rally.)", "Jen: I tell you, these fishnets itch.", "Jack: I don't believe you wear them. (Jack spots Mr. McPhee) Dad!", "Mr McPhee: Hi Jack. Jen.", "Jen: Jack, I'll see you home.", "Jack: Yeah.", "Mr McPhee: Jen's grandmother called me, said I should make my way down here tonight. I wasn't sure why 'til saw you up there. Congratulations!", "Jack: Thanks", "Mr McPhee: Seeing you on that stage made me realise I was wrong.", "Jack: How do you mean?", "Mr McPhee: Jack, I honestly thought I was doing what was best for you. I thought living under my care would be too hard. That there were too many differences between us. And when I saw you in that jersey, at the first time in a while, I saw myself in you.", "Jack: Dad, it shouldn't take a football jersey to make you see that.", "Mr McPhee: You're right. I would like very much for you to...", "Jack: Sorry, but no.", "Mr McPhee: No, I figured that would be a response. But I needed to ask.", "Jack: Thanks.", "Mr McPhee: 'Night.", "Jack: Night, Dad. Dad?", "Mr McPhee: Yeah?", "Jack: Ask me again some time?", "(Cut to Pacey walking towards Andie at their spot.)", "Andie: I was hoping you'd find me here.", "Pacey: To be honest, I told myself a thousand times not to come.", "Andie: So why did you?", "Pacey: 'Cause I owe you that much", "Andie: I've already told you how sorry I am. What else can I say?", "Pacey: There's nothing else to say.", "Andie: So you don't think that you can forgive me?", "Pacey: Whether or not I can forgive you, Andie, is not going to be what keeps us apart. What you did... Our relationship was like this beautiful thing, and I don't think you ever realized how powerful it was. You changed my life, Andie, you were that person for me. You inspired me to be a man that I'd only ever dreamt about being. When you first started to get sick, it dawned on me that I might not be that person for you. I can never go back to loving you the way I did knowing that my love wasn't strong enough the first time around. I could always forgive you, Andie, but I will never forget.", "Andie: But I still love you, Pacey.", "Pacey: Goodbye, Andie.", "(Cut to Mitch and Dawson arriving home. Mitch signals Dawson towards Joey on the docks. He goes up to her.)", "Dawson: Hey.", "Joey: Hey.", "Dawson: What are you doing here?", "Joey: I'm not sure. Your house is like magnetic north. Certain nights, it just.. it draws me in. While you were gone this summer, there were days I would just get in my boat and come riding past your dock. For old times sake, I guess.", "Dawson: We can't go back, Joey.", "Joey: I know. It's like that phrase, isn't it? Can't go home again. I realized that for a while. Earlier tonight...", "Dawson: I'm sorry you had to see that.", "Joey: Don't be. I think I was meant to. In some weird way it helped me. I mean, seeing you on that stage something inside of me clicked, and for the first time I felt how wrong it would be. I mean we... we really do need to... to move on and to meet new people and to have new relationships.", "Dawson: It's weird as it happens, isn't it? You still love the person, you just stop needing them like you used to", "Joey: Yeah. It's weird and it's kinda sad. So we're friends, and then we are a couple, then friends again, then a couple. So, what are we now?", "Dawson: We're Dawson and Joey.", "(He takes off his necklace and puts it on her neck.)", "Joey: You think every Joey has a Dawson and every Dawson has a Joey?", "Dawson: I hope so -- for their sake.", "(The camera zooms out. Cue ending credits.)", "(THE END.)" ]	Dawson's Creek	03x02	Homecoming	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_03x03.json	[ "Dawson is stunned when Eve presents him with an advance copy of the PSAT exam he and his friends will be taking shortly. The entire gang are tempted to cheat for various reasons, and when the test goes missing, it becomes obvious that one friend in particular was unable to resist the temptation. In the quest to discover who stole the paper, Dawson gets into a fight with Pacey, who is still reeling from his break-up with Andie. As the gang takes the exam, the thief is revealed to be Andie, who is desperate to ace the test to prove that she is recovered from her medical problems. None of the group yet know who the guilty party is. Elsewhere, Jack is adamant he will be giving up football until a persistent Jen manipulates him into thinking otherwise." ]	[ "[Scene: Dawson's Bedroom. Eve and Dawson are there watching videos, and making out on his bed.]", "Dawson: This isn't... , Working out exactly the way I planned. Um... The whole point of us spending normal time together was to actually talk and get to know each other.", "Eve: And then can we have s*x?", "Dawson: I'm not ruling it out, I'm just-- you know... First things first. Movie night we're supposed to watch movies.", "Eve: I prefer TV.", "Dawson: You've got to be kidding.", "Eve: Actually, no.", "Dawson: But...Movies are an art form. T, this is just the pab um they stick between beer commercials.", "Eve: Don't be such a snob, Dawson. I mean, a TV show is just like a movie... Except shorter... With built-in bathroom breaks, and you get a new sequel every week.", "Dawson: Sequels I hate on principle.", "Eve: Then suit yourself. I'm hooked.", "Dawson: Oh... All right, you know what? Take Felicity, for example. Aw, come on, if you've seen one hour of whiny, over analytical teen angst, you've seen them all. Don't get me wrong. She's pretty, but what kind of a heroine is she? Well, she's-- she's indecisive. She's basically...Paralyzed by some romantic notion of the way things are supposed to be. If you ask me, she kind of chatty.", "Eve: She's you.", "Dawson: Excuse me?", "Eve: She's you, Dawson. Except she's in college and a girl and...", "Dawson: A fictional character on a television show.", "Eve: Exactly. Think about it. You're straight out of central casting. Perfect hair, perfect skin-- our hero.", "Dawson: Well, obviously you weren't watching last season. It was far from perfect. You know, which is, in general, my complaint about television. It's not reality, it's perfection. I mean, nobody ever blows it or gets tested in any real way or ever makes the wrong choice or bad choice or...", "[She kisses him then grabs the remote.]", "[Television turns off]", "Eve: Don't you know that's where I come in? You know, second season, shake things up. Screw the status quo.", "Dawson: Ah, a temptress... Who will test our hero's very moral fiber.", "Eve: Will he survive unscathed? Stay tuned.", "Dawson: You know what else I hate about television? They always cut to commercial at the best part.", "[Opening Credits]", "[Scene: Joey's Bed room. She is asleep in bed, and her alarm clock is going off.]", "[Ringing]", "[ringing stops]", "[Joey Gets up throws on her shoes, and runs to class. We come to the door, and there is a sign on it saying PSAT testing in Process. She sees Dawson in the room taking the test. And begins banging on the glass.]", "Joey: Dawson. Dawson! Dawson!", "[She starts banging on the glass more.]", "Joey: Dawson! Dawson!", "[Alarm ringing]", "Radio: Good morning. It's 6:45, and it's 65 degrees...", "[Joey wakes from her dream up and turns off the alarm.]", "[Scene: Andie's House. She is doing exercises in front of the TV.]", "TV: Another glorious day on the cape. Coming up next, as millions of teens around the country cram for this weekend's exam, we'll talk with John Katzman, author of the best-selling Cracking the PSAT.", "[Andie grabs a book next to her.]", "Andie: One step ahead of you, baby.", "TV: For your college bound teenager in this most competitive year ever.", "Andie: Competitive, ha! Try this on for size. Dogmatic. Synonyms: Single-minded, stubborn, obdurate, adamant. Antonyms would be...", "[Scene: The sidewalk outside School. Jack and Jen walking to school, and quizzing one another.]", "Jen: Wishy-washy, ambivalent, um...Equivical. What, you thought that dawson was the only one with such a prolific vocabulary?", "Jack: No, I just didn't think we really had to study. With our new found extracurricular activities.", "Jen: Easy, tiger. You haven't won that football scholarship yet. Ok, your turn. Pick a card, any card. [he picks a card] Ok, nonchalant.", "Jack: Ok. The synonyms would be... Carefree, languid...", "[Scene: Inside the School, library. A study session is going on.]", "Student: Oblivious.", "Principal Green: Ok, good. Now antonyms. Mr. Leery.", "Dawson: Alert, attentive, concerned. That is, provided you believe that the PSAT is a true measure of intelligence and not a culturally- biased weapon against the poor and disenfranchised.", "Principal Green: That's a good point, Dawson. Standardized testing isn't perfect. In fact", "some might say that it's designed to trip you up... Mess with your mind, generally convince you that you're not as smart as you think you are. But if you want to go to college, it's the only game in town.", "[Bell rings]", "Principal Green: All right, hang on, hang on. Now, look, don't forget. Tomorrow: Sample math section. Ok, I need you to bring a number 2 pencil and your brains, both of them sharpened. Thank you very much.", "[The students start to leave.]", "Principal Green: Uh, Joey, would you hang on for a moment, please?", "[Scene: School Hallway. Andie is walking down the halls looking at her notes.]", "Andie: Belligerence... Uh...Cryp", "[She turns the corner and runs into Pacey.]", "Pacey: Oh!", "Andie: God is not orless.", "Pacey: Ow! Damn.", "Andie: [Sighs] don't worry, Pacey. This isn't going to be one of those horribly awkward hope-boy-didn't-mean- all-those-hurtful-things- he-said-during-the-breakup moment.", "Pacey: Well, that's a relief, 'cause I sure don't want to play the guy-feels-guilty- about-breakup-even-though- it-was-girl-who-had-an-affair- with-the-mental-patient scene.", "Andie: Fair enough.", "Pacey: Not that it's any my business anymore, Andie, but have you ever heard of over preparing for a test?", "Andie: What, as opposed to not preparing at all?", "Pacey: As opposed to making yourself crazy over something with the word \"practice\" in front of it.", "Andie: If you want to throw away everything we've-- I mean, you've worked for... That's fine by me.", "Pacey: Here. Me, on the other hand, I am not gonna let our little bump in the road throw me off my chosen course. See you around.", "[Scene: School Library. Principal Green is talking to Joey alone.]", "Principal Green: You keep your wits about you, Joey, and you got a legitimate shot at a national merit scholarship.", "Joey: Yeah, so everyone keeps telling me... And telling me and telling me.", "Principal Green: Too much pressure on you, huh?", "Joey: [Sighs] I couldn't sleep again last night.", "Principal Green: Hmm. Trust me, I know. I've been there.", "Joey: I just keep thinking that if I don't ace this exam, I'm going to end up making beds and cleaning toilets at the dead end motel for the rest of my life.", "Principal Green: Listen, here's what I want you to do. I want you to take the night off... Just to relax. I don't know. Hang out with a friend. Rent a Movie. You're going to do just fine. You're going to do better than fine... And the faculty and I have all the confidence in the world in you.", "[Scene: School Hallway. Dawson is at his locker and Joey comes up to him.]", "Joey: Dawson.", "Dawson: Joey, hi.", "Joey: Um, since we've agreed to peace with honor, would it be against the rules of engagement to ask for your help?", "Dawson: Of course not.", "Joey: Good. 'Cause I could use some.", "Dawson: What do you need?", "Joey: I don't know. A night of mindless entertainment. Um, Jurassic Park or maybe one of those meteorite-asteroid- atomic-bomb movies where Bruce Willis or George Clooney or someone with a receding hairline somehow manages to save the entire planet without breaking a sweat. I just need something to take my mind off the test.", "Dawson: Yeah, you've got a lot riding on it, I know.", "Joey: Uh, just my entire future.", "Dawson: You tell me when and where.", "Joey: How about tonight?", "Dawson: Tonight? Um...", "[Eve comes up from down the hall.]", "Eve: Hey, sports fans.", "Joey: How's 9:00?", "Dawson: Uh... Um, actually, tonight, she and I were thinking that, um... Hey, why--why don't you come with us?", "Joey: Yeah. I might, um... On another planet, in a different universe. No offense. Ha.", "Eve: What was that about?", "[Scene: Football field. Mitch is working the team through some exercises.]", "Mitch: I'd appreciate some contact, people! Come off the ground hard and pop, pop! Put some hurt on! Execute! You're up, McPhee.", "Henry: All right, Jack, you can do this. Now, just remember, when you're hit, button up, become fetal. Hug that ball.", "Jack: Hug that ball! Hug that ball. Hug that ball.", "teammate: Take it to him.", "[Whistle blows]", "[Jack runs and gets tackled.]", "Mitch: How to hit, baby! How to hit! Get up, McPhee. You're defacing the", "landscape. Again.", "Jack: Come on, coach. Can't you see what's goin' on here? They're singling me out.", "Mitch: Yeah, but not for the reasons you think.", "Jack: Give me a break. It's obvious.", "Mitch: Look, jack, gay or straight, you are still the new kid on the block, and you are not protecting the football the way that you should. Now do it again. Mcphee! 3-point stance!", "[Whistle blows]", "[He run's through several tackles before finally going down again.]", "Henry: Can you hear me, Jack? Jack, you know where you are? How many fingers?", "Jack: I think I'm gonna hurl.", "[Scene: The Marina, where Joey works. Rob is telling her a story.]", "Rob: I mean, this guy's not exactly what you would call a ladies' man. Heh. But I tell him, it is easy. There's only one rule, plain and simple: Give the ladies what they want.", "Joey: How about giving me what I want, rob?", "Rob: I thought you'd never ask.", "Joey: Friday night off so I can study for the Psats. They're Saturday.", "Rob: Yeah, sure. Why not? No sweat. I remember what it was like. Of course, I didn't take the PSATs.", "Joey: What, daddy built the university?", "Rob: No, no. Just endowed it. Actually, I hired a ringer. Seriously. Paid some brainiac a couple thousand dollars to take it for me. Won me a scholarship, too.", "Joey: Well, since I don't have that kind of cash... Thank you. I owe you one.", "Rob: Well, uh, here's a thought. You let me take you out for a post-PSAT celebration. Saturday night. You and me.", "Joey: Uh, thanks, but, um... Husband doesn't really like me seeing other people.", "Rob: Oh, sure. Thought you were gonna say you had to wash your hair.", "Joey: No, that's Wednesdays. Actually, Rob, the truth is... I'm a lesbian.", "Rob: Oh... Anyone I know? So, is it a date? Saturday night. What do ya say?", "Joey: Would it be all right if I just said no?", "Rob: Yeah. Sure thing, Potter. No problem.", "[Scene: Outside the window to Dawson's Room. Eve pops her head in the window.]", "Dawson: I was starting to worry about you.", "Eve: I was searching for the perfect apple. Go ahead take a bite. See if it tastes as good as it looks.", "Dawson: And if I do?", "Eve: You will forever know the difference between good and evil. Get out here, Dawson. It's a beautiful night.", "[He climbs out the window to sit on the roof next to her.]", "Dawson: [Sighs] Well, I haven't been out here since... Since Joey and I were", "Eve: Joey? You mean the ubiquitous brunette? The one who hasn't yet learned the power and sway she holds over the hearts of men?", "Dawson: She lives down the creek. She would sleep over all the time. Before we developed secondary sexual characteristics.", "Eve: I had a boy-next-door.", "Dawson: You did?", "Eve: Doesn't everybody?", "Dawson: What was his name?", "Eve: Monroe. We literally lived in adjoining houses on the base", "Dawson: You were a military brat?", "Eve: U.S. Army, born and bred. Matter of fact, we could see into each other's bedrooms.", "Dawson: Really? That must have been... Convenient.", "Eve: No kidding. Only problem is... He was my dad's commanding officer. I brought you something else.", "[She hands him an envelope.]", "Dawson: What is this?", "Eve: Call it a study aid.", "Dawson: That is not...", "Eve: Oh, It is. An advance copy of saturday's PSAT.", "Dawson: Why are you showing this to me?", "Eve: Well... I was planning on giving it to you.", "Dawson: There's no way I could do that.", "Eve: Oh, don't be so foolish, Dawson. I mean, if it goes against your moral code, fine, but... Surely there must be somebody you know who could use it. The apple was a metaphor. This is the real thing.", "[Scene: Inside the School Library. Dawson has gotten everyone together around a table in the back.]", "Pacey: An envelope? This is why you covertly hushed us into a corner?", "Joey: Pacey, read the fine print. It says E.T.S., As in educational testing service.", "Jen: Dawson, this is not what I think it is.", "Dawson: Think again.", "Andie: Oh, god.", "Jack: How'd you get this?", "Dawson: Does it matter?", "Andie: Of course it matters. When we're all incriminated and sent to federal prison, I'd like to know just who I'm taking the rap for.", "Dawson: Someone gave it to me.", "Joey: A certain someone with blond locks and a name that rhymes with Steve?", "Pacey: Oh, she's good. I like that girl. She's good.", "Joey: Once again, Dawson Leery proves the groin is mightier than the brain.", "Andie: Well, I mean, have you looked inside? It could be a joke. Anybody can just whip up a label.", "Pacey: Well, there's only one way to find out.", "Andie: Oh, go ahead, Pacey. Way to complete your return to the halls of academic loserdom.", "Pacey: Maybe you'd like to open it up, Andie. I mean, after all, cheating seems to be an activity that you're real comfortable with these days.", "Jack: Look, nobody's opening anything. Dawson, just bring it back to where you got it, and none of us ever saw it.", "Jen: Gee, not to sound like the only typical high-school student here, apparently, as the only typical high-school student, what's the arm in peeking?", "Pacey: Peeking? I can have us a detailed crib sheet in half an hour.", "Dawson: Guys, look, admittedly, my first reaction was to dump it. But...You heard Principal Green. I mean, these things are a game. And as wrong as cheating sounds, I thought I would bring it up to you guys for discussion.", "Joey: Ok, morals to Dawson. Come in, Dawson. This is wrong. Besides, it's the PSAT. No one's even required to take it, let alone do well.", "Dawson: Unless you want to qualify for a national merit scholarship.", "[slides the envelope over to Joey.]", "Jen: Or if you've been too busy gettin' the crap beaten out of you to study.", "[Slides the envelope over to Jack.]", "Jack: Or [Clears throat] If you really want to go to Harvard.", "[Slides the envelope over to Andie.]", "Andie: Or if a failed relationship has put you through the emotional ringer, and you just don't care these days.", "[Slides the envelope over to Pacey.]", "Pacey: Or if you've just been too darn busy gettin' busy.", "[Slides the envelope back to Andie.]", "Dawson: The point is, we could all use it for something.", "[Principal Green enters the room. Dawson turns the envelope over.]", "Principal Green: All right, people, let's take our seats. One sample math section coming your way.", "[Fire alarm rings]", "Principal Green: On second thought, all right, you all know the drill. Leave everything exactly where it is and file out in an orderly fashion.", "Principal Green: Mr. Leery... Now, please.", "Dawson: Ok.", "[They go out for the drill and return after a period of time. Dawson is looking all around an empty table.]", "Joey: Dawson...", "Dawson: It's gone.", "Jack: What's gone?", "Dawson: It.", "Joey: Very funny.", "Dawson: I already checked.", "Jack: You just left it here?", "Dawson: I had no choice. Green was hovering.", "Jen: Ok, I took it. [ Eveyone looks at her.]Ah, ha ha! Joking. Good god.", "Dawson: That's not funny. Pacey, please tell me that you circled around and saved all our lives.", "Pacey: Excuse me?", "Dawson: It's missing.", "Pacey: What?", "Dawson: It.", "Pacey: Uh-uh.", "Dawson: Uh-uh, is it missing, or uh-uh, you don't have it?", "Pacey: Uh, both...Or neither. I really don't even know what you guys are talking about.", "Andie: Pacey, will you quit screwing around?", "Pacey: Oh, I'm not screwing around, Andie. I'm just as upset as you are. Dismayed... even broken hearted.", "Principal Green: The McLaughlin group, right here at Capeside. Oh, I love the early-morning debate. What's today's topic? Hey, wait a minute. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Why is the PSAT not an oral exam? Well, unfortunately, boys and girls, you're on your own on this one. So, let's do me a favor and get back to it independently, ok? Let's go. Come on.", "[Scene: at the Marina. Joey is filling up a gas tank on a boat, but not paying attention, when it overflows.]", "Rob: Joey, what the hell?! What do you think you're doin'?", "Joey: It was a mistake. Calm down.", "Rob: [to boat owner] Look, I'm-- I'm sorry about that. She's new here. Your gas is on the house.", "Joey: You didn't have to do that. I filled the tank. So I spilled a little. It's not exactly the Exxon Valdez.", "Rob: That 38 bucks is comin' out of your paycheck, Potter. And consider your precious night off canceled.", "Joey: What?", "Rob: You heard me. You're workin' tomorrow night.", "Joey: Ha Oh, so, that's how it's going to be?", "Rob: That's how what's gonna be?", "Joey: Oh, this is not about me messing up on the job. This is about your bruised little ego. Not used to female rejection, are you, Rob?", "Rob: I have no idea what you're talkin' about, Potter.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Inside Gram's house. Jen is wrapping a bandage around Jack's ribs.]", "Jack: Ow! Damn, Jen.", "Jen: Jesus, just try not to make any sharp movements, all right?", "Jack: It tends to happen when there's a surging pain striking my chest cavity.", "Jen: I thought that you guys wore pads out there.", "Jack: Yeah, well, I must be wearing the placebo pads.", "Jen: Well, at least you can maintain your sense of humor through all this.", "Jack: Until it gets beaten out of me, too.", "Jen: Here.", "Jack: Sorry. Tomorrow I'm turnin' in my helmet.", "Jen: Jack, you can't.", "Jack: Yeah? Watch me.", "Jen: All right, my friend, you want to be a quitter? Go right ahead. Be a quitter.", "Jack: Ok, Ward, uh, I'm not Beaver Cleaver, and we're not in black and white here. And no half-ass layman's use of reverse psychology is gonna stop me from preventing my corpse from being carried off that field.", "Jen: All right, all right, mock the sentiment, but you can't deny the truth. When you quit something, you're telling yourself that you're not good enough.", "Jack: Ok. So what you're saying is that, uh, what I learn out there on the gridiron about sacrifice and pain will be of infinite value later on in life", "Jen: Mm-hmm.", "Jack: And that if I quit right now, I'll most surely quit in the more important contest of the future?", "Jen: Exactly.", "Jack: Yeah, well, I'm quitting.", "Jen: Ok, smart ass, how about this for a reason? You caught the ball. Now, call me corny, or superstitious, but fate tossed you that ball, Jack. Who knows why, but it did. Maybe you're meant to be a well-known gay athlete who inspires others to come to terms with who they are. Maybe you're meant to help this school actually win a few games and develop a sense of morale... Or maybe this is just the first step towards meeting someone else in a similar situation. You don't know the reason, but until you do, hang on to that ball.", "Jack: Oh, that was cheesier than your first response.", "Jen: Mmm.", "Jack: Ow! Come on.", "Jen: Never talk back to somebody who co ld cut off your air supply.", "[Scene: School Library after dark. Dawson is looking all around the table they were at.]", "Eve: Hey-- you're wasting your time, Dawson.", "Dawson: It's gotta be here somewhere.", "Eve: How do you figure?", "Dawson: Eve...Could you at least pretend to help me save my ass?", "Eve: Well...It is a cute ass, but...", "Dawson: But what?", "Eve: But we don't have a chance in hell of finding what you're looking for.", "Dawson: How do you know thaw, Eve? The test was on the table one minute. The next minute, it's gone. Obviously, it has to have gone some--", "Eve: Quick, Dawson, someone's coming. Kill the light.", "Dawson: [Whispering] Question, What would look better on my high-school transcripts... a--cheating, b--possession of stolen materials, c--breaking and entering, or d--all of the above?", "Eve: You're right, Dawson.", "Dawson: About what?", "Eve: Let's get out of here. Besides, if you really want that exam back, it shouldn't be too difficult.", "Dawson: What do you men?", "Eve: It didn't disappear, Dawson. Somebody took it.", "Dawson: How do you know that?", "Eve: Call it female intuition.", "Dawson: God, if you're right, it could've been anybody. There were dozens of kids in that room when the alarm went off.", "Eve: Process of elimination. Of those kids, how many knew what was in the en elope?", "Dawson: 5. 6, including me.", "Eve: Who would steal something they didn't know the value of? See my point? Face it, Dawson. In the privacy of their own room, one of your friends is right now slipping a finger between the pages and breaking the seal.", "[Scene: Principal Green's Office. All 6 of them are there in the office with him.]", "Principal Green: One month into my tenure here as principal at Capeside High, and I got a national cheating scandal on my hands! Look, it makes no difference whether one of you takes the fall for this, or you all go down together in some sort of grand gesture of teenage loyalty. But somebody better fess up and better fess up soon! Otherwise, you are all expelled!", "Dawson: Joey?", "[Alarms off]", "[alarm clock ringing]", "[ringing stops]", "Joey: So, what kind of black-market booty do you have for us today, Dawson? Just happened to find out what Microsoft will be trading at tomorrow?", "Dawson: Look, I called you guys here because I wanted to give you all-- to give us all-- a chance to rectify this situation.", "Jack: How?", "Dawson: Whoever stole the test give it back.", "Jen: Well, wasn't it already stolen, Dawson?", "Pacey: I love the way that this girl thinks.", "Dawson: Look, the point is, it's missing. Yesterday it wasn't.", "Joey: So what's the harm in just letting it be lost, Dawson?", "Jack: I agree. Whoever needed it was no more desperate than the rest of us, only quicker.", "Andie: Doesn't it bother anyone what this says about our group's level of integrity?", "Pacey: Well, I think I speak for our group when I respond with a hearty \"no!\"", "Jen: I'm starting to feel like some sort of psychologically abused lab rat.", "Joey: You're not the lab rat, Jen. Dawson is.", "Dawson: Watch it, Joey.", "Joey: Throwing parties, crashing boats, upstaging marching bands? Dawson, if your rope was any more yanked, you'd be a church bell.", "Dawson: Joey, Eve has nothing to do with this.", "Joey: Oh, no. It's typical Dawson Leery behavior to offer your friends contraband.", "Dawson: She didn't tell me to do anything with that test.", "Joey: You are so blinded by her cover-girl looks, that you wouldn't even notice if she did. I bet when she offered you that test, you didn't fire one ethical comment her way, did you? It's just your friends who have to sit here and-- and suffer through the dawson leery morality play. Bleached blonde ho-bags willing to put out need not audition.", "Dawson: Are you finished?", "Joey: I could go on.", "Dawson: Look, I'm sorry I brought you all into this, but one of us has taken this charade to another level. Here's the deal: I'm gonna leave my locker unlocked. Whoever has the test will put it inside by 5:30 today.", "Pacey: Oh, come on, Dawson. The petty thief among us already left the crime scene. They're not gonna return that thing now. What's the incentive?", "Dawson: To do the right thing.", "[After the group has broken up. Andie goes over to Pacey.]", "Andie: You got a second? It's important, Pacey.", "Pacey: Sure. You know, Andie, I'm really not in the mood for some sordid heart-to-heart today, so if we can just kind of cut this thing short...", "Andie: Ok. Consider this final negotiations.", "[She hands him a box.]", "Pacey: What's this?", "Andie: Look for yourself.", "Pacey: Well, it's some t-shirts, my panthers cap... And... Dumbo, which is the first thing that I ever gave to you.", "Andie: Everything you've ever given me is in this box. All pictures, CDs, jewelry--it's all there.", "Pacey: You don't think maybe this is a little harsh?", "Andie: Pacey, this isn't going to be one of those long-drawn-out breakups. You're not dealing with the basket case you met last year. I have my life in order, and I intend on doing everything I can to keep it that way. I have a plan.", "Pacey: Right. Harvard, Harvard. Uber alles.", "Andie: I wanted you to be a part of it, and if you can't, then you get nothing.", "Pacey: Not even memories?", "Andie: Especially not those.", "Pacey: Fine. Look, if those are the terms, where do I sign?", "Andie: You just did.", "[Scene: Football Field. Henry is working With Jack.]", "Henry: Hyah! All right, Jacky boy! Move 'em out! How to go! We hit! We hit! Jacky boy! Work! Work! Work! You know what you need?", "Jack: What?", "Henry: A mantra. A private word or sound. Everyone's got one.", "Jack: Really? What for?", "Henry: Something to focus on, to take your mind off the fact that you're about to be annihilated by a 250-pound lineman snorting fire at you from the other side of the ball.", "Jack: Oh, that's great.", "Henry: Seriously, Jack. Anything to stop from thinking. In this sport, thought equals death.", "Jack: Let me ask you something. Why are you doing this?", "Henry: What do you mean?", "Jack: Helping me. I don't know-- I don't ..", "Henry: That's easy. 2 reasons. First, I want to win football games, and without your magic hands, we don't stand a chance. And 2 is... Well... --you're gay, right? I mean, it's not supposed to be, like, a secret or anything?", "Jack: No.", "Henry: Whew!", "Jack: Why the sudden interest in my sexual orientation?", "Jack: Uh, well... There's this-- this girl that you know. More like an angel, really, or a goddess.", "Jack: Who? I dream about her, Jack, every night, heavy dreams, about her lips, her breasts, her legs... If she would just allow me near her to smell her sweet smell, maybe even kiss me or take me in her arms-- deliver me from suffering falsehood! It would prove that there wasn't anything bad or--or empty-hearted in this world that couldn't be corrected.", "Jack: Just slow down. Get a grip on yourself.", "Henry: See how I am? You gotta help me, Jack. I'm begging you.", "Jack: You're not--you're not talking about who I think you're--", "Henry: A certain Head Cheerleader.", "Jack: Jen Lindley?", "Henry: What?", "Jack: Word to the wise. This is no reflection on you, Henry, at all. But, um, you're a freshman. Ok? You have about as much chance with Jen Lindley as I have making it through that chute tomorrow.", "[Scene: The marina. Joey is working, when Pacey comes up, ringing a bell, and he is not all together there.]", "[Bell rings]", "Joey: I'll be there in a minute.", "[Clangs louder]", "Joey: No loitering, Pacey.", "[Clang]", "Pacey: Listen. I am a legitimate customer, and I demand some service missy.", "Joey: Have you been drinking?", "Pacey: Only liquor, I promise.", "Joey: What's wrong?", "Pacey: Ah, it's nothing a little bonfire won't fix. You see, our friend Andie... decided that she needed to cleanse me from her life to maintain her sanity. The casualties were the contents of this box. Behold [He falls over] unh! Oh, hello, Mr. Dock.", "Joey: Pacey...", "Pacey: Hey, Joe...", "Joey: Yeah?", "Pacey: Do me a favor. I probably shouldn't go home like this. You think you could call my dad and tell him I'm hanging here?", "Joey: Yeah.", "Pacey: That's my girl.", "[Scene: School Hallway. Dawson and Eve are walking down the hallway to his locker.]", "Eve: You' e like a saint bernard, Dawson, loyal and faithful to the last.", "Dawson: In about 30 seconds, I'm gonna open that locker and prove you wrong.", "Eve: How can you be so certain?", "Dawson: 'Cause I believe in happy endings, Eve. You always have. Happy endings.", "Eve: There's a contradiction in terms if I ever heard one.", "Dawson: You're enjoying this.", "Eve: Not really. It's just that my taste in fairy tales usually runs more towards... The Brothers Grimm.", "Dawson: How can you be so relentlessly cynical?", "Eve: How can you be so profoundly naive?", "[He opens the locker and there is no envelope.]", "Eve: All is not lost, prince.", "Dawson: You know what, eve, just... Leave me the hell alone, ok?", "Eve: Are you sure? Bet I can help you get the test back.", "Dawson: How?", "Eve: By telling you who took it.", "Dawson: I'm listening.", "Eve: Tell me who you think it is.", "Dawson: I don't know.", "Eve: Yes, you do. Whoever you were just thinking of, that's the thief.", "Dawson: [Scoffs] It's that simple?", "Eve: It is. Simple and obvious.", "Dawson: I don't buy it. If there's one thing that I've learned from those stupid PSAT prep books, it's that the most obvious choice is usually the wrong one.", "Eve: We're not talking about standardized tests here, Dawson. Take a look at your yearbook. It a crystal ball. The ones most likely to succeed usually succeed. And the one most likely to wind up in a chain gang... Usually has some rock-breaking in his future. Welcome to the real world, Dawson, where the first person to stab you in the back is your best friend.", "[Scene: At the Marina, later in the evening. Pacey is sitting outside when Dawson comes up to him.]", "Pacey: Well, if it isn't inspector get-a-Clouseau. What brings you to these parts at this late hour?", "Dawson: You're drunk.", "Pacey: You're quick.", "Dawson: It's the night before the PSAT, Pacey. Why are you drinking?", "Pacey: I don't need to study. I mean, I got the test, right?", "Dawson: If you have it, give it back.", "Pacey: Oh, I wish I did, hombre. I mean, I really wish I did. But I don't. I don't. It's not here. It's not at home under my bed with my playboys. It is nowhere to be found.", "Dawson: Pacey, we've been friends for 16 years, and I'm not stupid.", "Pacey: Friends, huh? Friends, you know, that word \"friends\"... it's an interesting word. It implies that you would actually believe your friend when he's telling you something.", "Dawson: When they tell me the truth.", "Pacey: When he's tell-- ha ha! You want to know what I find so very amusing about this situation? I mean, what i think is so really, really rich about all this is that you yourself were capable of stealing this test. All right, you thought about it. You didn't throw that test away. You didn't give it back to Eve. You brought the test to us!", "Dawson: No. I wanted to consult the people I trusted to determine what the best thing was to do. I never thought that anyone would be so weak or so self motivated to actually swipe it.", "Pacey: Weak and self-motivated, huh? Now, which one of those 2 colorful adjectives would I be?", "Dawson: You are who you are, Pacey.", "Pacey: Yes, I am, Dawson. And so are you. You, Dawson Leery, are a self-righteous son of a bitch who cares more about his rose-colored defunct 1950s belief system than the people who fail to live up to it, huh?", "Dawson: Interesting choice of words, coming from a smug, cold-hearted son of a bitch who just dumped his girlfriend after she begged him-- pleaded for an ounce sympathy!", "Pacey: At least I didn't send her father to prison.", "Dawson: No. You just made her go crazy.", "[Pacey punches Dawson in the face. And Dawson immediately decks Pacey in one punch.]", "Pacey: Ahh...", "[Joey comes running out at the end of this.]", "Joey: Pace--Dawson, what are you doing?", "Pacey: It's my fault. I'm sorry.", "Joey: Dawson, this has got to stop.", "[Dawson leaves]", "Joey: [To Pacey]Are you ok?", "[Scene: Later at the marina. Pacey is nursing his mouth and Joey comes out carrying a can of pop.]", "Joey: Hey... Brought you a pepsi.", "Pacey: No, thanks. I'm not thirsty.", "Joey: It's for your lip, moron, in lieu of ice.", "Pacey: I can't believe he thought I took it.", "Joey: So what, Pacey?", "Pacey: I thought if I'd earned anyone's respect, it was Dawson's. I mean, if the guy who knows you better than anybody on earth thinks you're a loser, then maybe--", "Joey: Then maybe you are one? Come on. I mean, I've thought you were a loser for years, but you've never believed me.", "Pacey: It's just... You know, when does a person start believing the general consensus about themselves?", "Joey: When it's right.", "Pacey: Do me a favor.", "Joey: What?", "Pacey: Would you tell your friend Dawson that I'm innocent? I mean, he'll believe you.", "Joey: My friend? Look, he's your friend, too. And you know as well as I do that he's somewhere right now sulking over the gravity of his wrongful accusation.", "Pacey: Oh, good. Let him stew in his own pride for a while.", "Joey: We're all guilty of that.", "Pacey: Hey, I'd never accuse him of cheating.", "Joey: Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure he would never take the first swing at you.", "Pacey: He started that whole thing.", "Joey: I'm not getting into this.", "Pacey: Ok. So, tell me...", "Joey: What?", "Pacey: What do you think happened to that test?", "Joey: I don't know. And to be honest, I... I don't want to know. You know, there are certain things in life you just... You're better off not knowing, certain things that you wish you never knew, never asked, and, um... Never saw.", "Pacey: Ok, so tell me honestly... Does it look that bad?", "Joey: On your face, any reconstructive surgery whatsoever is a definite improvement.", "[laughs]", "[Scene: Dawson's Back Yard. Dawson is there looking out over the creek, when Eve comes up.]", "Eve: Did you get it back?", "Pacey: Not exactly.", "Eve: What happened?", "Pacey: That's what I've been sitting here trying to figure out.", "Eve: And?", "Pacey: The only thing I can come up with is you, eve. You happened to me. You and that stupid test.", "Eve: Which one of us gave y u the black eye?", "Pacey: Look, Eve, I accept my blame in this, but don't even try to tell me that you didn't know what giving me that test would do.", "Eve: Look, if crafting me as the villain in your little mystery is what it takes for you to sleep at night... Go right ahead. The fact is, we're all criminals, Dawson, in one way or another. It's just the stupid ones who get caught.", "Dawson: Nice knowing you, eve.", "Eve: Ha! Is that how it works? Someone offers you a view of human nature that's even remotely truthful, and you just walk away from them? It terrifies you, doesn't it? That wholesome Dawson Deery could be so overwhelmingly attracted to someone so flawed... so real. You know, the purpose of our spending time together was to get to know each other.", "Dawson: You know what? Now that I know you... I don't really like you.", "[Scene: Football field. The Cheerleaders are practicing, and the team is getting ready to practice.]", "Cheerleaders: ...Chicken? How loose is your goose? So come on, all you minutemen, uh! And shake your caboose.", "Jack: Parker, come on. Remove yr tongue from the turf. I need some words of encouragement.", "Henry: Well... Sure thing. How's your ribs?", "Jack: Well, I can still breathe, but then again, practice isn't over yet.", "Mitch: All right, people! Put your helmets on! McPhee, you're first getting the chute.", "Henry: You got your mantra?", "Jack: Yeah.", "Henry: What is it?", "Jack: Fug.", "Henry: Fug?", "Jack: Well... F-U-G. It's the only word I got in my head right now. Fug. Fug. Fug!", "Henry: Then go with it. All right.", "Jack: Fug. Fug. Oh, fug.", "[Whistles]", "Jack: Fug!", "[He tackles the chute and this time makes it through.]", "Mitch: All right, man! Way to go! Way to go!", "Jack: Thanks, coach.", "Jen: Good job! Yeah, baby! Whoo! Way to go! Whoo! Unreal!", "Jack: Fug... fug... Fug!", "Henry: Fug! What the... Fug!", "[Runs towards Jack and then right past her.]", "Jen: What the hell was that?", "[Scene: inside the School Library. Principal Green is handing out the PSAT.]", "Principal Green: Today's PSAT test will be 2 1/2 hours long. As you know, there are 5 sections: 2 verbal, 2 mathematics, and one writing. There will be one 15-minute break. Are there any questions? All right. You people have 30 minutes to complete sections--", "[Dawson stands up.]", "Principal Green: Can I help you, Mr. Leery?", "Pacey: What are you doing?", "Dawson: It's a long story.", "[He leaves the room.]", "Principal Green: Ok. If there's no one else...", "[Chair slides and Pacey stands up]", "Pacey: I left the oven on.", "[Scene: Outside the School. Dawson is out there and Pacey come right up to him.]", "Dawson: What took you so long?", "Pacey: Ah, it's those analogies, man. They're killer. Remind me why we just did that again?", "Dawson: Because if we're gonna beat the crap out of each other, it should at least be over a chick.", "[Scene: Inside the Library.]", "Principal Green: You may begin.", "[Everyone breaks into the packets and starts taking the test. Andie. Start filling in circles on her answer sheet, before she has even broken the seal. Then she breaks the seal, after a few questions.]" ]	Dawson's Creek	03x03	None Of The Above	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_03x04.json	[ "Mitch and Dawson clash when Gail gives Dawson an opportunity to produce a news report for local television. The subject of the report is Jack, Capeside's first gay football star, and Mitch is concerned that the timing of the piece could jeopardise his chances to win the upcoming game. Joey and Pacey are handed a strange punishment for skipping classes together, but when Pacey later reveals a personal project to Joey (that he has acquired a small boat that he is restoring), she stops blaming him for getting her in trouble. Meanwhile, Andie begins to panic when Principal Green asks to speak to her, and Jen decides to quit her position as head cheerleader, but the other girls will not let her go without a fight, especially when she is voted homecoming queen." ]	[ "[Scene: Dawson's room. Dawson is going through a pile of tapes, and Pacey comes in carrying a piece of equipment.]", "Pacey: The commodore 64, the lawn dart, the rock-n-sockem robots, super sugar crisp, the laserdisc, and now, back from the halls of obsolescence, the betamax machine.", "Dawson: Hey, man, you are a lifesaver. I got less than 48 hours to become an expert documentarian, and all mom's newsreels are on beta.", "Pacey: What? Dawson Leery eschewing the ephemeral world of make believe for the gritty realities of real life? Has the world spun off course? Was the Dalai Lama spotted at Black Angus?", "Dawson: More like my mother's been dangling a big fat carrot. Human interest story she was working on at the network fell out at the last minute.", "Pacey: And?", "Dawson: And she says that if I can edit some raw footage by Friday morning, there's a chance she could whip it into shape and be on the air that night.", "Pacey: Hey, it's the chance of a lifetime. That'll make a guy change his vision.", "Dawson: Well, it's a temporary change. As soon as I get my foot in that proverbial door, I'll be right back in the magical land of make-believe.", "Pacey: I don't know, Dawson. I mean, you got an amazing opportunity here to change your whole genre. Real-life stories are always more compelling than anything you could dream up.", "Dawson: Real life is interesting, but it will never be as dramatic as a well-conceived narrative.", "Pacey: Look at everything that's been happening in your life lately. Are you honestly telling me that you could conceive of something more thrilling, more sexy, and more far-fetched? Huh? All right, fine. Who's your guinea pig?", "Dawson: It's Jack McPhee.", "Pacey: Again?", "Dawson: Gay kid joins losing high school team, overcomes adversity, battles antiquated stereotypes, an ends up becoming the star.", "Pacey: Now, if you're gonna mess with that story, you'd just be gilding the lily, Dawson.", "Dawson: It's a great story, but you can't just turn the camera on and let it run.", "Pacey: Why not? That's exactly what's happening here. It seems pretty interesting to me.", "Dawson: My mom must've taped over her work.", "[He turns on one of the tapes. His parents are there and 2 younger kids.]", "Mrs. Potter: [On Tape] Honey, this is Dawson. Can you say hi?", "Young Joey: [On Tape]Hi. He's my friend.", "Pacey: Is that who I think it is?", "Mitch: [On Tape] This is Joey, Dawson, can you say hi?", "Young Dawson: [On Tape] Hi, Joey.", "Pacey: Once a heartbreaker, always a heartbreaker, huh, Dawson?", "[Opening Credits]", "[Scene: Gram's Kitchen. Grams is at the table when Jen enters wearing Her Cheerleader's outfit, with some ripped up fishnet stocking.]", "Jen: Mornin'.", "Grams: Why do you insist on degrading your team colors like that?", "Jen: Well, Grams, the fishnets only come in black, and the matching leather whip, it's on back order.", "Grams: Jennifer.", "Jen: Come on, Grams, the entire notion of cheerleading is just a sexist attempt to try and objectify the female body. I'm making a statement.", "Grams: You're making a mockery.", "Jen: The mockery has been made. I'm simply pointing it out. Although, I got to tell ya, I don't know how many more pep rallies and spirit cookies I can actually stomach.", "Grams: Your school has an important game coming up. Right now they need your leadership and verve. Back when I was on the pep squad, we relished the opportunity to show off our team spirit by wearing our uniforms to school.", "Jen: Grams, I hate to break it to you, but you were showing off a bit more than just team spirit.", "Grams: Jennifer.", "[Scene: School Hallway. Joey is walking down the hallway. A Stand Up starts to follow her, and when she turns back to it, it stops. She begins walking again, and it follows her some more, and she stops and turns again, and Pacey comes up behind a stand up.]", "Pacey: Like, oh, my god, go team.", "Joey: Ha ha. For a minute I thought you'd been possessed by these school spirit creatures from planet overzealous.", "Pacey: Not quite yet, but I am thinking about making a run for it before the pods hatch. What do you say, Scully?", "Joey: Cut class with you? Sounds delectable. I'll pass.", "Pacey: What if I told you that there was a mission to my madness?", "Joey: Are you serious?", "Pacey: But of course. Ze misseur in the stylish shirt request the presence of the madame for a very pressing appointment, ya?", "Joey: What is it?", "Pacey: Well, that would be the surprise part.", "Joey: Just tell me, Pacey.", "Pacey: Lets think about that...Nope.", "Joey: Well, fine. You won't tell me, then I'm not going anywhere.", "Pacey: Oh, little Jo, you're so cute. But friend to friend, honestly, you should check into some more of those feigning disinterest classes.", "Joey: Oh, thanks. But trust me, Pacey. I couldn't care less.", "Pacey: Well, ok. Whether or not you're actually interested, you have about 10 seconds to make up your mind after I round that corner. Starting now. One... 2... 3...", "[He goes around the corner. Joey, just watches him go, and then follows after him.]", "Pacey: 6 seconds?! 6? I mean, come on. Have you no pride? I thought you'd last at least to 8.", "Joey: I loathe you.", "[Scene: On the Football field. Jack and Dawson are there. Dawson is interviewing Jack on camers.]", "Dawson: People have been shocked at how well you've taken to the game. Did you love football as a child?", "Jack: Heh. I've only been playing football for a few weeks. I think the only subject I know less about is being gay, actually. I--I don't know. Some things are just instinct maybe.", "[Mitch comes up to them.]", "Mitch: Well, one thing jack has learned is the importance of starting practice on time. Go stretch out to run your 40s. Yes, sir. And taking a tenth off yesterday doesn't mean you can coast.", "Jack: Ok. Gotta go.", "Dawson: Uh, no problem. Ahem. We can take care of the coach Leery interview. What do you say, dad?", "Mitch: Uh, not now, Dawson.", "Dawson: But, dad, it's due tomorrow.", "Mitch: Dawson, you can get an extension. Me, I've got a game on Saturday, and I need these guys completely focused on football, ok?", "[He walks back to coach the team.]", "Mitch: Pick it up!", "[Scene: inside a huddle of football players. Henry is there showing everyone a mouth piece.]", "Henry: He wore it in the BC/Miami game. Spit it out right after throwing the Hail Mary, when", "the whistle blew, my brother, he ran onto the field and grabbed it.", "Football player: Well, the dude's got some big molars.", "Henry: They're crowns, actually. Check out the number 2 bicuspids. Remind you of anyone?", "[pulls his mouth open. Jen walks up to them.]", "Jen: Hey, what's everybody looking at?", "Jack: Oh, uh, well, apparently we're looking at Doug Flutie's old mouthpiece.", "Jen: A mouthpiece? That was actually in his mouth? Well, that's disgusting.", "Jack: Henry says it's his good luck charm.", "Jen: Henry needs his head examined.", "[She leaves them, and Henry goes up to talk to Jack.]", "Henry: What am I gonna do, Jack? I gotta do something. Jen Lindley, her voice is the sweetest music. Her very name is fire in my loins.", "Jack: Uh, just a thought, Henry, but next time you might want to just start by saying hello.", "[Scene: The Cheerleader group. Jen comes up to join them.]", "Cheerleader: Hey, we missed you this morning at the spirit table. Where were you? We were worried about you.", "Jen: Look, you guys, I stayed really late at that pep rally yesterday, um, I have limits.", "Cheerleader: Is this a low-iron day? Yeah, try not to let anyone else see you, 'cause it might hurt the auction.", "Jen: Auction?", "Cheerleader: The silent auction. Yeah, you should be really proud. It's like the most successful one we've ever had. Like, half the senior guys have already put in their bids", "Jen: What are you auctioning off?", "Cheerleader: Well, the winner gets to ride in on the minuteman mule at the end of the game.", "Jen: Uh-huh..", "Cheerleader: And receive a kiss from the head cheerleader.", "Jen: Oh, no, they don't.", "Cheerleader: Now, Jenny Jen.", "Jen: Ok? It's Jen. You know, this whole thing just started as a bad joke, an excuse to get out some excess energy, but do you see what it's turned into? I have pranced around in front of this entire school at pep rallies without even knowing what the hell pep is. I have listened to clack and prattle about car washes, dance-a-thons, and dog-sitting until I think I'm gonna puke up my homemade spirit cookies.", "Cheerleader: Jenny", "Jen: And despite this itch I am getting on my ass from this polyester molest-me skirt, I've done it all with a smile on my face. But you know what ladies, the smile is gone. I'm sorry, but there is no way I'm going to be sold off like some harem girl to the highest bidder. Everyone has a limit, and I've reached mine. I quit.", "[Scene: School Hallway. Andie turns the corner and runs into a man carrying a bunch of papers, which he drops, and she tries to help him pick them up.]", "Andie: Ohh! Oh, uh, uh... E.T.S.?", "Man: Stop. Drop that folder. Back away from the material.", "Andie: Yes, sir.", "Man: Keep your hands in plain sight.", "Andie: Are you with the educational testing service?", "Man: That's confidential.", "Andie: I just hope nobody at Capeside high has done anything wrong, broken any rules, compromised the integrity of the exam.", "Man: Passing along that information would constitute a breach of security.", "Andie: Of course.", "Man: Do you know where Principal Green is?", "Andie: No, sir. But before you go, let me express my regret and recalcitrance at this incident.", "Man: Recalcitrance?", "Andie: Um, I mean, repentance. Repentance, as in contrition, compunction, you know, contriteness.", "Man: Good day, ma'am. Watch yourself.", "Andie: [Sigh]", "[Scene: On a deserted road. Pacey and Joey are walking down it talking.]", "Joey: This isn't a surprise, Pacey. It's a death march on a deserted road.", "Pacey: We're almost there.", "Joey: Why didn't we just drive?", "Pacey: Because, Potter, on occasion, my father actually likes to use his car.", "Joey: So I risk my future, to cut class, so I can stand in line at the post office and then traipse 5 miles through the wilderness carrying some stupid package.", "Pacey: [Moans] you know, did you ever stop to think about how much hormonally-charged energy you waste on these quick quips and the biting banter? Your life would be considerably more productive if you would just take some more, uh... Oh! What is that? Some more...Action. If you took more action.", "Joey: Oh, like voluntary manslaughter?", "Pacey: Well, how about like sticking out your thumb, huh?", "Joey: Oh, yeah? What else? Maybe hike up my skirt, pout my lips, strike some sexy pose for a", "horn dog trucker? Stick out your own thumb, you sexist toad.", "Pacey: I am not a sexist. I am a pragmatist, ok? Ever seen the sure thing? That film elegantly portrays one of life's simple truths. That a female, standing on the side of the road, even one with a perpetual scowl such as yourself, has a better chance of flagging down a car than a guy.", "Joey: Since I'm the only one here with an opposable thumb, I guess it's up to me to use it.", "[A car comes down the road.]", "Pacey: And here's your chance.", "[She puts her thumb out, and Pacey jumps into the bushes. The car stops and she looks in to see Principal Green.]", "Joey: Hi.", "Principal Green: Today's your lucky day, Miss Potter. Need a ride back to school?", "Joey: Thanks.", "[rustling bushes as Pacey climbs out.]", "Pacey: Ohh! Oh! Principal Green, hoo! Thank god you are here. In preparing for our botany assignment, it appears that Josephine and I-- we wandered significantly farther away from the school than we had anticipated. Frankly, I was beginning to worry that we weren't going to make it home by nightfall", "Principal Green: [laughing] That's a good one, Pacey.", "Pacey: Heh heh. Well, you know, let it never be said that I'm lacking in the creativity department.", "Principal Green: Let's hope you're not lacking in the calamine lotion department either. Now, put down the poison oak and get your butts in my car.", "Pacey: Heh, ah, after you, Josephine.", "[Scene: In the locker room. He has been setting up the camera, and is getting ready to interview his father.]", "Dawson: All right, dad Dad.", "Mitch: Huh?", "Dawson: Look, I know you're busy. I just need 10 minutes of your time. I'll be out of your hair.", "Mitch: Can't it just wait till after the game? I promise I'll have plenty of time for ya after Saturday.", "Dawson: Dad, I got to fed-ex this thing out.", "Mitch: Fed-ex?", "Dawson: Yeah, to mom at the station.", "Mitch: Station? What are you talkin' about?", "Dawson: The story I'm doing on jack.", "Mitch: Your mother wants to do a story on jack?", "Dawson: I want to do a story on jack. I am doing a story on jack.", "Mitch: This is gonna go on television? When?", "Dawson: Hopefully tomorrow. Dad, we talked about this.", "Mitch: I thought this was one of your school projects.", "Dawson: It is a project. Dad, remember last night in your kitchen the blond-haired kid who was moving his lips? That was actually me telling you this.", "Mitch: Dawson, this is the last thing that I need right now.", "Dawson: Oh, why is that?", "Mitch: Because football is a head game, and I can't risk my best player or any player for that matter, losing focus. I've worked too damn hard.", "Dawson: Forgive me if my entire future conflicts with your precious football team.", "Mitch: Aw, don't be so theatrical. I'm the one with the football-loving principal breathing down my neck. I am trying to build a living here.", "Dawson: What do you think I'm doing, dabbling in a hobby? That's the kind of opportunity I've waited for my entire life.", "Mitch: All 16 years of it?", "Dawson: Oh, so, the importance of a person's dreams is measured by their age?", "Mitch: There will be plenty of other opportunities, believe me.", "Dawson: Are you telling me not to do this?", "Mitch: I don't have to. Because I know you'll make the right choice.", "[Scene: at the Marina. Joey is working. Dawson comes up to her.]", "Dawson: Hey.", "Joey: Hey. You must be lost. Bimbo cove is up the creek, right past brainless bay.", "Dawson: You can save your ammunition, Joey. Eve and I aren't on speaking terms.", "Joey: You mean, you guys actually talked?", "Dawson: Among other things, yes. I need some advice.", "Joey: What else are dumped ex-girlfriends for?", "Dawson: It's about my father.", "Joey: Your father? What about him?", "Dawson: Well, he told me not to do the story on Jack and the football team.", "Joey: He did?", "Dawson: Well, not in so many words. He thinks it might jeopardize his career. His chances against Woodward.", "Joey: No offense, Dawson, but doesn't a nationally televised broadcast, kind of over shadow a high school football rivalry?", "Dawson: You'd have thought. I don't know. I mean, look at it from his point of view, you know? The last couple of years his cup hasn't exactly runneth over. He had to give up his dream restaurant idea, his wife stepped out on him with the Capeside equivalent of Ted Knight, and he's not exactly shining as a substitute teacher.", "Joey: So if you go ahead with the story, he could lose more than the game. He could lose self-respect.", "Dawson: Yeah. What do you think?", "Joey: Well, I think that the swords that are the father and son have finally crossed in conflict. I mean, face it, Dawson, this is the stuff of Greek dramas.", "Dawson: Yeah, but is this tragedy or comedy?", "Joey: Sometimes we fight our fathers, and they respect us, and sometimes... We fight them and... We lose them forever. You have to decide how you want to live your life. You know? What you can tolerate and... And what you're willing to lose.", "Dawson: Oh, god, this is so important to me, but if I do it, it's gonna kill him.", "Joey: Well... I hate to break it to ya, Dawson, but according to Freud, that's exactly what sons are supposed to do.", "[He pulls out a tape from his bag and hands it to Joey.]", "Dawson: I dubbed this for ya.", "Joey: What's this?", "Dawson: Something I found. Made me smile. I guess, now, you could call it a thank you.", "[He gives her the tape then leaves.]", "Joey: [Sigh]", "[Scene: Jen's bedroom. She is asleep, and there are a bunch of cheerleaders and Grams in the room looking at her.]", "Cheerleaders: It must be dried saliva. No, it's a zipper mark from the pillow.", "[Jen wakes up to see them.]", "Grams: Yes, that bright sensation in your eyes is, indeed, sunlight. Rise and shine, dear girl. These lovely young ladies have an urgent matter to discuss with you.", "Jen: I told you that I was through with cheerleading. And unless one of you is hiding a very large cup of black coffee under her pompoms, I suggest you leave.", "Cheerleader: Oh, no, we respect your decision to resign from the squad, Madison has accepted the leadership challenge but please, you must reconsider the kiss.", "Grams: Someone has bid $500.", "Cheerleader: But they've specifically stipulated that the kiss must come from you.", "Jen: I don't care if they bid the kingdom of Brunei, I'm not for sale.", "Cheerleader: What are we gonna tell the children of the CCHPC?", "Jen: The what?", "Grams: The Capeside County Home for Parentless Children.", "Jen: Orphans? That-- that's what the auction is for? Ohh...", "[Scene: School hallway. Andie is looking at some pamphlets on a table when Principal Green comes up to her.]", "Principal Green: Uh, Miss McPhee. Been looking for you.", "Andie: Principal Green.", "Principal Green: Yes, listen, uh, a critical problem has been brought to my attention, and I need to talk to you about it.", "Andie: [Nervous] What sort of problem, sir?", "Principal Green: It's a disciplinary matter.", "Andie: [Nervously] Disciplinary?", "Principal Green: Yes. Now, I'm unable to discuss it with you at length now, but if you come to my office Monday, we'll sit down and go over all of our options in detail.", "Andie: [Nervously] Options...Yes, sir.", "Principal Green: Monday morning. Be there.", "[Scene: Inside Principal Green's Office. He enters the office and Pacey and Joey are sitting there waiting for him.]", "Principal Green: So, since Mr. Witter's attempt at lying to me was so creative, I've come up with a little creative response in kind.", "Pacey: Well, coming from a just-minded soul such as yourself, I'm sure your punishment will be nothing but fair, sir.", "Joey: Oh, thank you, Eddie Haskell.", "Pacey: Where is your school spirit, Josephine?", "Joey: I think I left it cowering in the bushes.", "Pacey: Now that is a gross misconception. I hurled myself upon the flames of responsibility.", "Joey: I hope a deer tick crawled in your ear and laid eggs.", "Principal Green: Enough! Honestly. I am not sure how to get through to the two of you, but since you obviously have an affinity for one another, here's what I have in mind.", "[He grabs a box from the corner and brings it over to them. Pulls the mule head costume out.]", "Joey: No way.", "Pacey: Oh, that's not gonna happen.", "Principal Green: Oh, I'm glad to see we're all in agreement here.", "[Scene: School Stairway. Jack and another football player are talking, and Andie is sitting one of the bottom stairs while students are walking around her.]", "Football Player: I can't believe he caught the thing. It was way over his head.", "[Jack sees Andie and stops to talk to her.]", "Jack: Hey!", "Andie: Hey.", "Jack: What's wrong?", "Andie: Nothing's wrong. Why should anything be wrong?", "Jack: Because you're sitting in a stairwell of a public high school. Unless you're smoking or making out, it's cause for concern.", "[He gets her up and starts to walk down the hall.]", "Jack: Come on, I'm going to meet Dawson. We're gonna check out the footage from my interview.", "Andie: You went through with it?", "Jack: Yeah. It was cool. It went great.", "Andie: Well, it may seem that way today, but anything could happen tomorrow to rock your safe little world.", "Jack: What?!", "Andie: Jack, maybe you overlooked something. Maybe--maybe you didn't see every angle. Maybe you had a terrible moment of weakness. Maybe without even realizing it, you totally, irreversibly screwed up.", "Jack: Andie, it's not that big a deal. Why be so paranoid?", "Andie: Jack, you could live your entire life on the straight and narrow driving towards something you believe in, then what? One tiny little mistake, one little error in judgment, and the next thing you know, your car's on the side of the road, flipped over, wheels still spinning, and the radio on.", "Jack: What the hell are you talking about?", "Andie: I'm talking about being publicly shamed, exposed for what you really are. I'm talking about a life being ruined, cut short, nipped in the bud, I'm talking about breaking dad's heart.", "Jack: Dad?", "Andie: Think about how he's gonna feel, Jack, his disappointment, his humiliation. We are his pride and joy, Jack. Think about how hard he's worked for us over the years, how much he sacrificed. And now this, out in the open for everyone to see.", "Jack: Just calm down, all right? I mean, it's not like I'm still in the closet. Dad already knows I'm gay.", "Andie: I know-- yeah, I know. I know. I just want you to be careful, Jack. Every action has a consequence. Be sure you think this thing through.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Dawson's living room. Dawson and his father are watching his story on the news. The opposing coaches interview with Dawson.]", "Jack voice: No one really seems to care what I may or may not do off the field.", "Dawson's Voice: So you have no problem playing against someone who's openly gay?", "Coach: If a kid wants to come out wearing lipstick and rouge, we're gonna infringe on him the way we infringe on anybody else. No difference.", "[The show is over.]", "Dawson: Well...", "Mitch: I just lost the first game of my coaching career.", "Dawson: If you say so.", "Mitch: Dawson, that just went out to 3 million people. Not to mention you interviewed the opposing coach.", "Dawson: So?", "Mitch: So? So 2 days ago, nobody knew how good jack was or who he is. Now the whole world knows. You might as well have gone out and painted a bull's-eye on his back.", "Dawson: You never explained that to me, dad.", "Mitch: I didn't think I had to. It's pretty damn obvious!", "Dawson: Not to me it isn't! Instead of celebrating my first professional success in the world, we're sitting here worrying about a football game.", "Mitch: Don't make me out to be the bad guy here, Dawson. Yes, I'm angry, just like you knew I would be.", "Dawson: We're talking about a team that hasn't put a notch on the win column in 3 years.", "Mitch: Now what are we saying, that I'm wasting my time?", "Dawson: No, but I want you to have some perspective.", "Mitch: I can't even discuss this with you right now. You have no idea what you're talkin' about!", "Dawson: Thanks to you, I don't. Ever since you took this job, you haven't spoken to me.", "Mitch. I talk to you.", "Dawson: Not the way you talk to the guys on your team.", "Mitch: Well, you know what? They respect me.", "Dawson: I respect you, dad. It's just they're more the kind of son you wish you'd had.", "Mitch: That is not true. Dawson, I hum the theme from Close Encounters in my sleep! I reach out to you! And when we can't find common ground, I give you your space.", "Dawson: And when I take it, you get pissed off at me.", "Mitch: No. I'm just trying to break you out of your self-centered, self-righteous fantasy world long enough to look out for other people.", "Dawson: Since when is it my responsibility to look out for you?", "Mitch: What are you saying?", "Dawson: I'm saying I parent you, dad. I walk in on you having s*x. I give you advice. I'm the kid around here! Sometimes I might even act like it!", "[Scene: Football Game. The game is already going on. Capeside if on offense and They continually show passes to Jack. Who is immediately hit and tackled by several of the opposing team.]", "[crowd, chanting] defense! Whoo whoo! Defense!", "Opp. Coach: Come on, let's hit him! Hit him! Hit him!", "[Jack is on the bottom of a pile of the opposing players.]", "Player: Go back to tetherball, you limp-wristed homo!", "[Jack gets up with the help of his team mate.]", "Henry: This is getting ugly.", "Mitch: [On the sideline] Crackback, damn it! Crackback, crackback! Right guard blocks down. Litvack takes out the end! They're keying on Jack. He's getting killed out there. And our running game's DOA. Walk it off, McPhee! [Claps] good man! Walk it off! Walk it off.", "Jack: [To himself] I am walkin' it of, you walk it off.", "Mitch: You all right? Huddle up! Let's go!", "[On the stands. Dawson and Jen are watching the game.]", "Dawson: So tell me the truth. Is this all my fault?", "Jen: In a word... Yes. Look on the bright side, Dawson. At least when this is all over, win or lose, you won't be on the 50-yard line puckering your lips for some spoiled brat with furry teeth and halitosis.", "[Cut to the sideline. Pacey and Joey are there with the box containing the Mascot costume.]", "Pacey: Just think of it as method acting.", "Joey: Think of it as out of the question.", "Pacey: I'll flip you for it.", "Joey: Not a chance!", "Pacey: Die die bo?", "Joey: Forget it.", "Pacey: Fine. I'll just cut to the chase for you--please, Joey! Please, please, please! Don't make me go out there.", "Joey: Look, I'm supposed to be at work right now making much-needed money, but instead, because of you, I'm standing on a football field fighting over the rear end of a mule.", "Pacey: Fine. Fine. I was just giving you fair warning.", "Joey: What?", "Pacey: I tend to get a little carsick in backseats.", "[She just looks at him, and then puts the head on him.]", "[Scene: Close up of Andie's Face. She is trying to explain something.]", "Andie: Principal green? I made a mistake. Well...A terrible error in judgment, really. I know that there's no excuse for what I've done, so I won't waste your time, but there is an explanation, one that I can only pray you'll find in your heart to understand. See, there this guy... And when I met him, it was like... Like a shade going up in a dark room and light suddenly pouring in. He understood me in a way that no one ever did or could. And then, just as suddenly, the room got dark again. In my mind, I mean. See... Over the summer... I was treated at a psychiatric hospital. I didn't have to stay long, because I got better. But when I came back, I had lost the guy. He was...My soul mate. It was like having...an organ, my heart, literally ripped from my body. And all I could feel was cold and empty, my future slipping away. And I had lost the love... So I was determined not to lose my life, and that's why... I stole the test, and that's why I cheated. Because I wanted to try to keep it from all getting away from me, and...I know that I only made things worse. So... Now all I can ask for is your compassion.", "[The camera pulls away, and she is standing in front of a mirror in her bathroom.]", "[Scene: In the stands. The first half has just finished. Dawson and Jen are in the stands.]", "Dawson: Let's go.", "Jen: Where are we going?", "Dawson: To even the score.", "[Scene: Inside the Locker room. Mitch is giving the team a pep talk.]", "Mitch: Come on, guys. You can't let 'em get to ya! They are psyching you out! Taking us out of our game plan. The truth is, we're not moving the ball. We're not firing out on defense! Suck in that gut and go harder. A long time ago... There was a Chinese warrior-philosopher.", "Dawson: General Sun-Tzu.", "[Dawson has entered the locker room, he's carrying a bucket, and Mitch looks up.]", "Dawson: Brilliant military strategist who lived about 2,000 years ago. My dad has been telling me about him ever since I was a kid.", "Mitch: What's with the bucket?", "Dawson: We're gonna turn our weakness into a strength, just like the general said. We're gonna start by obscuring everyone's number so the other team can't find Jack.", "Mitch: That might work for a couple of plays.", "Dawson: That's why it's only phase one.", "Mitch: So what's phase 2?", "Dawson: Jen.", "[Dawson opens the door and Jen and the rest of the Cheerleaders come in.]", "[Scene: On the football field. The Second Half is just about to begin. The score is 21 to 0 for the Visitors. Capeside is on the Offense.]", "Opp. Coach: All right, let's get up there, get up there and hit somebody now! Hit somebody!", "Mitch: Here we go. Cross your fingers.", "[Back to the huddle. Henry is calling the plays.]", "Henry: [To Jack] Ready?", "Jack: [nods]", "Henry: Break!", "[They line up, and the other team lines up in defense, but are confused as the Capeside team members all look up at them, and they are all wearing tons of makeup.]", "Henry: 42, blue turk right. Double slot. [To the other team] Try and find the homo now! Set! Hike!", "[Scene: On the Football game. It s almost the end of the game, and Capeside is on Offense again.]", "Announcer: What an incredible comeback! 21-24! With 7 seconds left, the Minutemen have one last chance.", "Henry: Can you get a step on him, Jack? One more time. What do you think?", "Jack: I think my mascara's running.", "[Chuckling]", "Jack: Just throw me the ball. I'll catch it.", "Henry: Consider it done. All right, cradle out. Drill-9 shiver. Broadside option, flow-and-go. On 2. Ready? Break!", "[The pass is off, and Jack is running down the field.]", "Opp. Coach: Hit him! Hit him!", "[The ball comes over his sholder and he makes the catch.]", "Announcer: McPhee has it! He has it! Touchdown! It's a touchdown! Capeside wins! Capeside wins!", "[On the sideline. Mitch is starting to celebrate, and Principal Green comes over.]", "Principal Green: Outstanding! Outstanding! Mitch!", "Mitch: Yes, sir.", "Principal Green: That was one of the most irreverent and imaginative game plans I've ever seen. Congratulations, coach!", "Mitch: Thank you. That's grea", "[The team dumps the water cooler over him.]", "Mitch: Aah!", "[Cut to the stands. Dawson and Jen are there watching them.]", "Jen: One good deed down, one to go. Jennifer Lindley, once again a victim of her own big heart.", "Dawson: Don't push it, buddy.", "[On the sideline. Principal Green is there and Andie come up trying to catch his attention.]", "Andie: [Groans] Uhh... Principal green, I need to talk to you!", "Principal Green: Not right now, Andie.", "Andie: No, sir, it's important. It cannot wait. We need to clear this up.", "Principal Green: Ok, what is it?", "Andie: Well, I made mistake. Well, a terrible error in judgment really.", "Principal Green: What kind of mistake?", "Andie: Well, I know there's no excuse for what I've done", "Principal Green: What are you talking about, Andie?", "Andie: Didn't you want to talk to me?", "Principal Green: That was Monday. I was gonna discuss it with you on Monday. But if you must know now, I'm forming a new student disciplinary committee, and I want you to be in charge of it.", "Andie: Oh! Well... I could do that. I mean, I would be honored to do that!", "Principal Green: Ok. Now, what was this mistake you were talking about?", "Andie: I shouldn't have interrupted you. It's a mistake to be so...Impatient. But I'm working on it, sir.", "Principal Green: [Chuckles] Ok. I'll talk to you later", "Andie: [To herself] I'm working on it.", "[Cut to the center of the field. Everyone is circling around for the special moment.]", "[Cheering]", "Principal Green: All right! Ok! Ok! And now, ladies ad gentlemen, the moment that you've all been waiting for-- the winner of the silent auction who is entitled to one ride on the Minuteman mule and one heart-stopping kiss from our head cheerleader.", "Jen: Ex-head cheerleader.", "Principal Green: And here he is!", "[The crowd separates and the mule comes in and collapses along the way, and Henry was riding it. He gets up and walks up to Jen.]", "Jen: Henry? How the hell did you get $500?", "Henry: M-mouthpiece?", "Jen: Mouth-- wait a minute. You sold your-- your good luck Doug Flutie memorial mouthpiece just to kiss me? I don't know whether to gag or be incredibly touched.", "[Chanting] kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss... Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss...", "Henry: You--you don't have to. [Chanting] Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss...", "Henry: If you don't want to. [Chanting]Kiss, kiss kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss..", "Jen: Come here, freshman.", "[She gives him a big kiss.]", "[Cheering]", "Jen: Ok, ok, everybody go home! Show's over, folks! Go home!", "Principal Green: No, no, no. Not quite yet. We have a little unfinished business yet here. Ladies and gentlemen, presenting to you your choice for Capeside's 1999 Homecoming Queen, Miss Jennifer Lindley!", "[Cheering]", "Jen: This isn't happening.", "[On the sideline. Andie and Jack are there.]", "Andie: See? I told you everything would work out fine.", "Jack: You did?", "Andie: Yeah! Everything usually works out for the best as long as you keep a positive attitude.", "Jack: Positive attitude. Ok. Is this before or after I disgraced the family's good name and forever humiliated our father, huh?", "Andie: Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. I'm sure he's over it. He's probably out sailing or golfing or wherever he is. I wouldn't give it another thought.", "Jack: Andie, you're making my head spin.", "Andie: Look, Jack, I am just glad it's over. I can't tell you how relieved I am. Hey, so who won the game anyway?", "[Cut to the fallen mule. The top of the costume comes off and there are 2 strange students in it.]", "Girl: Somebody was so sweaty, I couldn't even breathe!", "Guy: Well, somebody wouldn't let me take my shirt off.", "Girl: Well, somebody forgot to open the air vent!", "Guy: Well, somebody forgot to mention there were air vents in the first place!", "Girl: I told you we never should have listened to those two slackers.", "[Scene: In the Boat Yards. Joey and Pacey are driving through a lot of boats and Pacey brings Joey up to one in particular.]", "Joey: This is it? This is the surprise?", "Pacey: Isn't she beautiful?", "Joey: Yeah, in a Titanic post iceberg sort of way. Where did you get this?", "Pacey: This friend of my brother's. He works down in the marina. He rescued her after the last hurricane. The guy who owned her didn't want her anymore, so I convinced him to sell her to me for, like, 200 bucks. When I finish with this boat, it is going to be sheer perfection.", "Joey: Look at that. Pacey, do you know how much money and time it'll take you to even get this boat to float?", "Pacey: Yeah. Not a minute more or less than as long as it takes me. You watch, Potter. Couple of months, I'll be sailing this baby around the world.", "Joey: Well, I hate to break it to you, Captain Stubing, but you can't sail around the world in a 20-foot boat.", "Pacey: Sure, I can!", "Joey: Where are you gonna put the supplies?", "Pacey: Hey, the U.S.S. Minnow was no bigger than this, and they found room for all of Mr. Howell's money, all of the professor's tools, all of Ginger's clothes And where do you think you're going?", "Joey: Permission to come aboard?", "Pacey: Permission granted.", "Joey: Thank you. Ah.", "Pacey: And now, the purpose for our little foray into truancy...", "[He opens the package they got earlier.]", "Pacey: What do you say?", "Joey: True love\"?", "Pacey: Yeah. It's my girl's name.", "Joey: It's kinda high on the schmaltz factor, huh?", "Pacey: Acutely. But sweet. Remember, I told you I needed your help with something.", "Joey: With what?", "[He hands her a sander.]", "Pacey: Start sandin'.", "Joey: You are so overboard.", "[Scene: The football field sideline bench. It's night and Dawson is sitting on it and Mitch walks up and sits down next to him.]", "Mitch: The night you were born, I bawled like a baby.", "Dawson: Did you really? I didn't know that.", "Mitch: I think I cried for 24 hours straight. Holding you so... Small in my arms. I never knew I could love anything so much... So fast...So utterly. Part of me was terrified. Raising a son is more a matter of faith than most people know.", "Dawson: So's being one.", "Mitch: You're right. I think I realized something today.", "Dawson: What?", "Mitch: That my job as a father... Isn't to give you the whole picture, because the truth is, I can't see it myself. My job is to try and help...Every now and then with a piece of the puzzle.", "Dawson: You have helped me, dad.", "Mitch: I hope so. But your...Future, your expectations, they belong to you. Don't let anybody stand in the way. Not even me.", "Dawson: You always push me to be my own person, think for myself. I just did what you taught me.", "Mitch: So what do you say we go home, and pop in a little Close Encounters or something, huh?", "Dawson: Actually... I was thinking...", "[He grabs the football from the bag.]", "Dawson: How about a game of catch?", "Mitch: Gimme that. Why don't we leave the football here on the field where it belongs?", "[He throws the ball out into the empty field. The camera follow the ball flight, and it morphs into a home movie of Dawson and Mitch playing ball when Dawson was a little kid.]", "[Scene: Joey's house. Later that evening. She is watching the video that Dawson made for her. It is a compilation of them as kids, and she watches as they play on the swings, and Hide and seek.]", "Young Joey: 7, 8, 9, 10.", "[Young Dawson taps young Joey on the shoulder and she chases him around and finishes with them walking off together, and then saying good bye to each other.]", "[The camera pulls back to her and she is deeply touched by the video.]" ]	Dawson's Creek	03x04	Home Movies	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_03x06.json	[ "Dawson struggles with whether or not to tell Jen the truth about Eve, who has by now left town. Later, his mother returns to Capeside, but it isn't initially clear why. Jen is reluctant to plan a big homecoming event, but is persuaded to get involved by Henry who is friends with the host of the event. She repays him by asking him to be her date to the party, but later disappoints him when she rejects his advances. Dawson also attends the event as an escort for his mother, a former homecoming queen, and accidentally discovers that she is having career difficulties. Andie accuses Joey of sabotaging her chances of a reunion with Pacey, but the two girls end up bonding when Andie realises Joey is not to blame." ]	[ "[Scene: Inside the school hallway. Jen and Dawson are walking together to Dawson's Locker, while talking to each other.]", "Jen: Genetic inevitability is what it is.", "Dawson: What's what it is?", "Jen: The fact that I'm turning into my mother. Take this whole homecoming queen debacle.", "Dawson: Your mom was an HQ?", "Jen: Aw, she was Miss Cape Cod. Same difference. Who graduated from the swimsuit competition to a life of cucumber sandwiches, high teas... And junior league.", "Dawson: Point being?", "Jen: Just that despite all my best efforts, I, too, have managed to reach the very pinnacle of Capeside popular culture. Dawson, I have sold my soul. I've become that false character who just follows their name around.", "Dawson: Beat yourself up much, Jen?", "Jen: Only when I deserve it. Just another happy character flaw brought to you directly from mommy dearest.", "Dawson: You've got it backwards. I don't think anybody voted for you because you were like your mom. I think they voted for you because you were different.", "Jen: They voted for me because I'm blonde and I fill out my sweater.", "Dawson: That, too, but I think when-- no, when kids voted for you, they voted for an outsider. Provocateur. Messiah to lead them from the mainstream.", "[Mr. Milo comes up to them in the hallway with several women following him.]", "Mr. Milo: There she is Miss Lindley, my we interrupt?", "Jen: With good news I hope, Mr. Milo.", "Mr. Milo: Allow me to introduce to you Capeside High's finest. You are looking at half a century of homecoming queens. Ladies, may I present Miss Jennifer Lindley? 1999's proud addition to your number.", "Constance: My name is Constance Freckling. Of the Mayflower Frecklings. Famous Freckling's Candies. I'm the oldest living HQ. Now, Jennifer, if you'll extend your index finger along the inside of my wrist, like this... Congratulations. You've just learned the secret handshake. Welcome to the club. I've heard all about you.", "[All congratulate her at once]", "[Opening credits]", "[Scene: At Joey's House. Joey, Bessie and Pacey are working on the Bed and Breakfast.]", "Bessie: You guys, It's all so exciting.", "Joey: Now tell me, whose brilliant idea was this again?", "Joey and Pacey: Mine.", "Pacey: Ok, it was your sister's idea to craft this place into a bed and breakfast, but I'm the one who told her how she could do it for next to nothing.", "Bessie: Oh, and, Pacey, be sure and thank your dad again for getting us the help.", "Pacey: Please. I finally figured out what the police auxiliary in this town is for. Take it black?", "Joey: Yeah.", "Pacey: Ok, Potter, what's up?", "Joey: Well, considering that a lot of our insurance money is going to be swallowed up in this, I just hope it all works out.", "Pacey: It'll work.", "Joey: It better. I can't go back to the marina gig.", "Pacey: Yeah, whatever happened with that creep anyhow?", "Joey: Long story. He was going out on a date with, uh Somebody that I know, and I was concerned about her, and I tried to warn her, and as a result, he fired me the next day.", "Pacey: Oh, what a charmer. So who was the girl?", "Joey: No one you know.", "Pacey: Really? Yeah, Potter. Do yourself a favor. Don't ever go into politics, ok? You're constitutionally incapable of lying with a straight face. So who was she? [Realizing who it is] Oh.", "Joey: Sorry. I wasn't going to tell you, Pacey.", "Pacey: Why do I feel like I just got hit with a sledgehammer?", "Joey: If it's any consolation, it won't last. I mean, Andie's way too smart to fall for that jerk's act", "Pacey: Hey, it's ok. Whatever makes her happy, right?", "[Scene: Dawson's House. He comes into the house to discover his mother in the kitchen.]", "Dawson: Hey, dad, I'm home. Mom?", "Gail: Hey. Oh, honey, I've missed you so much.", "Dawson: What are you doing home?", "Gail: What, a mother can't surprise her son?", "Dawson: I'm not complaining.", "Mitch: I can tell you why she's here. This year's HQ gala.", "Gail: Your father knows me too well. Being an HQ from a certain undisclosed year in the late seventies, yeah, thought I'd come home.", "Mitch: Late seventies? Hello, Gail.", "Gail: Hi, Mitch.", "Dawson: You know, Jen's planning it.", "Gail: Hmm? The gala? Jen Lindley?", "Mitch: Mm-hmm Yeah, Capeside's newest homecoming queen.", "Gail: How on earth did that happen?", "Dawson: Nobody's quite sure, although I'm interpreting it as an early sign of Armageddon.", "Gail: hmm. Well, at the very least, that should make for a fun time for us.", "Dawson: Have you developed a lazy eye, or were you actively looking in my direction when you said us?", "Gail: Honey, I need an escort.", "[Mitch looks kind of disappointed.]", "[Scene: The school cafeteria. Joey and Pacey are sitting at a table eating and Andie comes up to sit with them.]", "Andie: Hi.", "Pacey: I just remembered I got some French vocab to study for.", "Andie: You don't take French.", "Pacey: Well, all the more reason, right?", "[He leaves.]", "Andie: You told him.", "Joey: Slipped out over breakfast.", "Andie: Breakfast?", "Joey: Yeah, Pacey's been helping Bessie and me with the addition. The one we're investing every spare cent we have to build so we can hopefully open soon and financially barely scrap by.", "Andie: Look, Joey, it wasn't my fault you got fired, and even if it was, which it wasn't, you can't stay mad at me forever, ok?", "Joey: Not forever, but... A few solid months.", "Andie: Ok, I don't know what rob and I are. All I know is I can't help it. I like him.", "Joey: For now, but I can promise you this, Andie. You're going to get a big, fat \"I told you so.\"", "[Scene: Miss Constance Freckling's house. Jen comes up the door, and there is a note on it for her. She quickly reads the note and goes into the house to eventually find a room where a dress that Constance was working on is. She begins to look at it, when Constance comes in carrying a tray.]", "Constance: Don't slouch, young lady. Square your shoulders and face the world. What do you think?", "Jen: Excuse me?", "Constance: The dress. It's nearly finished. I make a new one every year for tomorrow's gala celebration.", "Jen: Oh, see, that's what I wanted to", "Constance: One must remain modern, after all. I'm thinking of lifting the hem and softening the neckline a little.", "Jen: Softening would be good. Listen, Mrs. Freckling--", "Constance: Miss Freckling. I never married.", "[Bang]", "Jen: Oh. What in thew, world was that?", "Constance: Hank.", "Jen: Hank?", "Constance: My handy boy. Heh heh. Lovely child. Lives right down the road. Presently, he's hanging extra twinkle bulbs on my roof.", "Jen: Oh.", "[Banging continues]", "Jen: Yeah, about that party-- I hope that you don't mind, but... It's just that I've been through all this before, with my mother, and she was constantly trying to turn me into a debutante and it's just not really my thing.", "Constance: Oh, but I do mind. You have a responsibility, young lady, As the newly crowned queen to help me host this event.", "Jen: But I never asked for any of this.", "Constance: Nor did I ask for you, Jennifer. Most girls who walk through this door are pleased as punch to be here. They're sweet, upstanding, enthusiastic girls who relish the chance to be role models. They tend to... Stand up straight, comb their hair, and... Wear brassieres. Am I making myself clear?", "Jen: Crystal.", "[She leaves the house. When she gets out side she hears some sliding and then Henry falls from the roof to land in front of her.]", "Henry: Aah!", "Jen: You're Hank?", "Henry: Quick. Bees. Run for your life!", "[He drags her after him.]", "[Scene: The bed and Breakfast. Pacey and Joey are there cleaning up in one of the areas that they are working in.]", "Joey: Just like the cops to disappear when the going gets tough.", "Pacey: Some of them do have wives and children to get home to. Besides, we're almost done here, and, you know, I was thinking. You're gonna need a name for this addition when we do get finished, so a suggestion, if I may. How does the Pacey J. Witter wing strike you?", "Joey: Keep talking, it'll be a memorial dedication.", "Pacey: You know, Potter, sometimes your lack of gratefulness-- it borders on unappealing.", "[Bessie enters carrying a cordless phone.]", "Bessie: Joey, it's for you. And whoever it is, she sounds upset.", "Joey: Hello? Hello.", "[Crackling noises]", "Andie: [Over Phone] Joey?", "Joey: Andie, is that you?", "Andie: [Over Phone] Joey, please help me.", "[Scene: Outside Rob's House. There is a party going on. Pacey and Joey drive up in Pacey's Father's car. Andie is sitting on the stoop outside.]", "Joey: Andie, what happened?", "Andie: I don't wanna talk about it. I just wanna go home.", "Pacey: Andie, you gotta tell us what happened first.", "Andie: Pacey, please.", "Joey: Andie, what did he do? Did he try to hurt you?", "Pacey: Andie, you gotta tell us. What did this guy do to you?", "Andie: Um...We were...Upstairs in the bedroom... and we were just kissing. And then...He started trying to...And I kept saying no, and he kept trying, and then I managed to get away before anything else happened, that's when I came down and I called Joey, and can we just go now, please?", "Pacey: Where is he?", "Andie: Don't worry about it.", "Pacey: Is he in there?", "Joey: Pacey, let's just go.", "Pacey: I'm not leaving until I talk to that bstrd.", "Andie: Pacey, no!", "[Pacey enters the house and Finds Rob out on the Back Porch.]", "[Music plays]", "Rob: ...But I tell him, it is easy.", "Pacey: Hey, Rob.", "Rob: Yeah.", "[Pacey punch him and Rob's friends grab him to stop him.]", "Pacey: You're here with Andie, right? What the hell did you do to her?", "Rob: I didn't do anything!", "Pacey: So she's outside bawling for nothing?", "Rob: Where is she? Let me talk to her.", "Pacey: You're not going anywhere near her.", "Rob: Get out of my face, man. Get off me.", "Pacey: If you so much as touch her again, I am going to nail you to a cross.", "Rob: Wait a minute. I didn't even lay a hand on her.", "Pacey: Oh, hey, save it for the judge, Logan, huh?", "Rob: Get out of my house!", "[Scene: Inside Constance's Green House. Henry and Jen are there looking at the flowers away from the bees.]", "Jen: It's really beautiful in here.", "Henry: Isn't it? You're looking at over 200 plants. Bulbophyllum virginalis.", "Jen: You're making that up.", "Henry: No, I'm not. I swear. Sometimes they get a little suggestive with the names.", "Jen: Ok, gimme another one.", "Henry: Ok, how about... Polystachya pubescens? or... Vanda Vaginatum?", "Jen: Ooh, is it hot in here, or did you just make me blush?", "Henry: Oh.", "Jen: Relax, Henry. It'll take a lot more than a flower to fel1 me. Hmm, how did you learn so much about these?", "Henry: Miss freckling.", "Jen: What's the deal with her?", "Henry: What do you mean?", "Jen: She's wound so tight, she's like a violin string.", "Henry: No, she's... She's just sad.", "Jen: Sad?", "Henry: She's got no one in her life. She never had kids, no relatives. I've lived next door to her for 10 years. I think I'm her best friend.", "Jen: I don't know who to feel sorrier for, you or her. Henry, we're gonna have to toughen you up. You keep wearing your heart on your sleeve like that, and you're gonna bleed to death.", "Henry: It's not me. It's... It's her. You have no idea how much she was looking forward to meeting you.", "Jen: She was?", "Henry: I told her all about you. See. The thing is, she has exactly 2 events on her social calendar the W.O.C. In Miami every spring--", "Jen: W.O.C.?", "Henry: The World Orchid Conference. And in the fall, the homecoming queen gala. It's what she lives for. Without them... She's got nothing at all.", "[Scene: Joey's house. Joey and Pacey are talking to Andie, about tonight's events.]", "Joey: Look, um, you need to go to the station tonight.", "Andie: Uhh, I can't go to the station.", "Joey: Andie, you have to. You have to talk to the police.", "Andie: Joey, it's not like he actually did anything.", "Joey: Well, then, why don't you stay here? I really don't think you should be alone tonight.", "Andie: Thanks, but I can't.", "Pacey: I can take care of this, Jo.", "Joey: You sure?", "Pacey: Yeah.", "Joey: Ok.", "[Scene: Constance's House. She is working on the dress. Henry and Jen come in and Henrys is calling to her, but she isn't hearing him.]", "Henry: Miss Freckling? Constance? She's got her aid turned off.", "Jen: Aid?", "Henry: Hearing aid. Sometimes she likes to tune out the world.", "[He taps her on the shoulder.]", "Constance: [Gasps] Oh, Hank, you startled me.", "Henry: Oh. I, um, I ran into Jen outside.", "Jen: Miss freckling, I know that we got off on the wrong foot, and...I just wanted to see if we could start over.", "Constance: He is persuasive when he wants to be, isn't he?", "Jen: Well, I...I... I'm just getting to know him.", "Henry: Well, if he likes you, you can't be all bad.", "Jen: You know, I was just thinking the same thing about you.", "Henry: So, should we wait for the waters to calm or just dive right into the party planning?", "Jen: I say dive right in.", "Constance: Very well. Um, entertainment or food? Take your pick.", "Jen: Um... Entertainment?", "Constance: Ahh, surprise, surprise. Now, since it's my house, there are some rules.", "Jen: Surprise, surprise.", "Constance: No mimes, no magicians, no Barry Manilow, no Elvis look-alikes, no motivational speakers, no comedy troupes, no break dancing, no gangsta rap, no animal tricks--", "Jen: Ok, no nothing that you might possibly see on Letterman.", "Constance: What's Letterman?", "Jen: How does a string quartet playing Mozart strike you?", "Constance: Perfect.", "Jen: Ok, I'll split the difference.", "Constance: I'm sure you will.", "Jen: Oh, and there's one more thing.", "Constance: What's that?", "Jen: Well, uh, he doesn't know it yet, but... Hank here... is going as my date.", "[Scene: Pacey's boat, the True Love. Andie and Pacey are there talking.]", "Andie: True Love. That's ironic.", "Pacey: Yeah, well... I figured since it didn't exist, I'd try and create it for myself.", "Andie: Why did you bring me here?", "Pacey: Because...Well, you said you wanted to go someplace quiet.", "Andie: There's lots of quiet places, Pacey.", "Pacey: Yeah, I guess there are, heh. Um... I guess I just wanted to show you I've been ok since we ended things. I've found a way to turn what's been killing me into something potentially beautiful.", "Andie: I haven't, Pacey. I'm not over you.", "Pacey: You will be, McPhee.", "Andie: See, even that-- just you calling me by my last name-- Do you know how long I've waited to hear that?", "Pacey: You've been through a lot tonight, Andie. Let's not go there.", "Andie: If it took what happened tonight to bring us together, then so be it.", "Pacey: We're not together. I mean, I'm here for you, but we're not together.", "Andie: If we're not together, then... I'm not sitting beside you... Staring into your eyes... And kissing you.", "[She bends over to kiss him.]", "Pacey: Andie... Sorry. We just can't.", "Andie: Phew!", "Pacey: We can't. For so many reasons, we can't.", "Andie: I'm not asking you what we can't do Pacey. I'm asking you what you want to do.", "Pacey: I want to know that you're ok. That's all that matters to me now.", "Andie: That's a shame because you still matter to me in every way. I want to be with you, Pacey.", "Pacey: I know that's how you're feeling right now, but tomorrow could be entirely different story.", "Andie: I'm not talking about tomorrow. I'm talking about right now. Tonight. You and me together, under the stars... Just like it used to be. I'm talking about a kiss. That's all I'm asking. Don't you want to?", "[After some hesitation, they kiss.]", "[Scene: Inside Pacey's father's car. Pacey is driving Andie home. They get to her house.]", "Andie: Thanks for taking care of me.", "Pacey: Right back at you, Andie.", "Andie: I just wanna say, for the record, about last night? Whatever did or did not happen between us happened for a reason, and I, for one, am 100% ok with it. And wherever it may lead, whatever new status may result-- it's totally--", "Pacey: Andie.", "Andie: I'm rambling. Yeah. Well, it's an awkward moment, Pacey, and I'm scared, and in scared moments. Some people do that. Sometimes they ramble when they're--", "Pacey: Andie.", "Andie: Rambling again. Right. I guess I just wanna know that you're feeling what I'm feeling.", "Pacey: I am.", "Andie: That makes me so happy.", "Pacey: Ok.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Joey's House. Rob has come to it, and Joey answers the door.]", "Joey: Didn't you read the sign? No known s*x offenders within 200 yards of my property.", "[Joey goes to close the door in his face but he stops her.]", "Rob: I didn't do it!", "Joey: Not bad. You could use a little work on the delivery, however. I suggest a less forceful interpretation.", "Rob: Joey, please, just tell me...[He stops her from closing the door again.] Tell she hasn't gone to the police.", "Joey: You touch me again and I will scream faster than you can say William Kennedy Smith!", "Rob: Look, Joey, she was the one that wanted to go upstairs, ok? She--she practically dragged me up to that room. And when we started kissing, I swear, she just freaked out.", "Joey: Rob, you do not have a lot of credibility with me right now.", "Rob: Fine. I admit it, ok? But there is a difference between an inappropriate workplace flirtation--", "Joey: And sexual assault? You draw your own line in the sand, Rob. They are both against the law.", "Rob: I have never forced myself on anyone.", "Joey: If you say so.", "Rob: You know, it's no secret that she's unstable. No secret that she spent some time in a mental hospital.", "Joey: I'm going to pretend you never said that.", "Rob: Then why would she do this, huh? [She slams the door in his face.] That's all I wanna know! For what possible reason?", "[Scene: Constance's House. The Homecoming queen galla is going on. Dawson and Gail are talking to one another.]", "Constance: Splendid. Splendid.", "Dawson: I wonder where Jen is.", "Gail: Oh, don't look now, but here comes Marilyn Mendick and her husband. I haven't seen them in years. I can't stand that woman.", "Marilyn: Oh... Oh, Gail, Dawson.", "Gail: Neil, Marilyn.", "Marilyn: I heard all about Philadelphia.", "Gail: I'm sure you did. Excuse us. We were just gonna get a drink.", "Dawson: Actually I'm quite proud of my mom.", "Marilyn: Oh, we all are. Even if Philadelphia didn't quite agree with her. Honestly, I think it's perfectly absurd... To fire an anchor because the public felt she was too old to identify with. Oh, you wouldn't hear them saying that about Diane Sawyer.", "Neil: Gail, I speak for the whole county when I say you'd be welcome back on our airwaves anytime.", "Gail: Thank you, Neil.", "Neil: Shall we?", "[They leave]", "Jen: Um, is there something you want to tell me?", "Constance: You're late and the entertainment still isn't here. And that wardrobe is far from appropriate attire. I demand you return home and change this instant. I can understand why she would turn this into a travesty, but why you, Henry?", "Jen: Relax, ok? I put him up to it. And you haven't seen anything yet.", "[Several Drag queens enter the party.]", "Amanda: I swear it's hotter than a French prostitute in this dress.", "Christy: What you need, Amanda, is a long tall stiff one.", "Amanda: On the rocks.", "Summer: It, sugar.", "Constance: Who and what are they?", "Jen: They...Are the entertainment.", "Constance: I need to sit down.", "[Scene: Andie's Kitchen. Joey is there talking to her about last night.]", "Joey: Andie, have you told your dad?", "Andie: Why should I? I mean, it's only gonna upset him, and it's not like anything cataclysmic happened.", "Joey: Andie, this guy could have hurt you.", "Andie: You don't know that, Joey, and maybe I overreacted.", "Joey: Do you think you overreacted?", "Andie: Well, I didn't cry wolf, if that's what you're saying.", "Joey: No. That's not what I'm saying.", "Andie: Then what are you saying?", "Joey: I have to tell you something.", "Andie: What?", "Joey: Rob stopped by my house this morning. He told me his side of the story, and he basically got down on his knees, pleading his innocence.", "Andie: So that's why you're here. You, of all people, are gonna believe that scum.", "Joey: I didn't say I believed him.", "Andie: No? You just stopped by for a friendly little chat.", "Joey: No. I stopped by to make sure that we were doing the right thing, Andie. Look, I should've reported the guy myself, about his behavior towards me. I mean, maybe I could've prevented this whole thing. I think your water's boiling", "Andie: Listen, Joey... Maybe all of this happened for a reason. I mean, maybe something good came out of it.", "Joey: What do you mean?", "Andie: As of last night, Pacey and I are back together. I can't tell you how happy I am because now everything can just go back to the way it was.", "[Scene: At Constance's house. The Homecoming Queen Gala is still going on. Jen is introducing the entertainment.]", "Jen: Ladies and gentlemen, the moment that you've all been waiting for. Please help me in welcoming the awesome talents of... Amanda Wreckinwith, Summer Clearance, Megan Whoopie, and Ms. Christy Anity.", "[Music plays]", "[Cut to Jen and Henry's table.]", "Henry: Don't--don't tell anyone, but I think I got the hots for Christy.", "Jen: Ha. I always knew you had excellent taste in women.", "Henry: Constance is gonna kill me.", "Jen: Don't be so sure. Down deep, buried somewhere, I think that she gets it.", "Henry: Get-gets what?", "Jen: Homecoming queens, drag queens, what's the difference? They're all just people dressing up, pretending to be something that they're not, playing a role. Come on.", "Henry: What-- what are we doing?", "Jen: Dancing, Henry. In hopes of performing a miracle and awakening the dead.", "[She drags him out onto the floor to dance, eventually more people joining them. Constance see this from her table and we see her tapping her feet to the music.]", "[Scene: Pacey's workshop. He is doing some work on a few things for his boat. When Andie enters carrying a box.]", "[Power tool starts]", "Andie: I come bearing gifts.", "Pacey: Hey, Andie.", "Andie: Hey. I thought that, uh, True Love could use a woman's touch. What do you think?", "Pacey: Well, to tell you the truth, what she could use is a new rudder and a keel.", "Andie: Ok. Would you settle for a skipper's cap and a pair of my dad's old topsiders?", "[Pacey puts the hat on.]", "Andie: Very nice.", "Pacey: To be honest, I... I'm really starting to wonder whether I'm ever gonna finish her at all.", "Andie: Why do you say that?", "Pacey: Well, because sometimes it's harder to rebuild something than it is to just start from scratch.", "Andie: Why?", "Pacey: That picture that you have in your mind of the way something was... It's never gonna be that way again.", "Andie: Yeah, but it could be better.", "Pacey: Yeah, it could be... Depending on how badly damaged it was in the first place.", "Andie: How badly damaged was it?", "Pacey: It was pretty much totaled.", "Andie: Ok, Pacey, could we please stop beating this metaphor to death, and just talk about what we're actually talking about?", "Pacey: I made a mistake last night, Andie. We both made a mistake.", "Andie: What did we do? Nothing.", "Pacey: All I can tell you is how it made me feel.", "Andie: How?", "Pacey: Like I went against what I know is right.", "Andie: That's funny because today is actually the first day that I felt really happy since I left the hospital.", "Pacey: It is funny. You know, there used to be a time when you and I were so in sync... In everything that we did. Uh, just connected. Look at us now. We have the opposite reaction to the exact same event.", "Andie: Pacey, please don't do this. Not now. Don't break up with me.", "Pacey: I never wanted to break up with you, Andie, never. I mean, all those months... Just waiting, secretly hoping...", "Andie: You're just... You're just punishing me. That's what this is about. And you just need to stop being angry with me.", "Pacey: I'm not punishing you, Andie. Punishment implies you did something wrong.", "Andie: I slept with another guy, 6 months ago. I knew it was wrong when I did it. I keep trying to tell you this and make you understand it. How many times do I have to say it?", "Pacey: Andie... If you wanted to sleep with him, if even just for a second, then maybe it wasn't wrong. Maybe... It was. Maybe... That was just your heart's way of telling you I'm not the one. 'Cause that's what my heart's telling me right now. It's telling me that you're not the one.", "Andie: [Sobbing] You don't mean that, Pacey. Pacey, you can't mean that.", "Pacey: Andie, I'm sorry.", "Andie: No. Just... Just forget it.", "[Scene: At Constance's House. The Homecoming queen gala is still going on. A lot of the people are dancing with the drag queens. Constance and Jen are talking to each other.]", "Constance: Well, Jennifer, the evening wasn't a total disaster. I will say one this. They sure to know", "how to dance.", "Jen: That they do. You know, Miss Freckling, I believe that I owe you an apology.", "Constance: Whatever for? Besides the obvious, that is.", "Jen: Well, the truth is that I intended to shock you tonight, but something unexpected happened. For the first time, I was able to see past the cliché, and I actually enjoyed being a homecoming queen.", "Constance: Which brings us to one small unresolved item. Hank. He adores you, you know.", "Jen: It's just a crush. It's completely harmless.", "Constance: It's more than that. He talks about you nonstop. Your presence in his life has awakened him somehow. It's quite special. Though my concern is the sentiment's not mutual.", "Jen: That would be correct.", "Constance: I had a beau, once. Heir to a mattress fortune. Beautiful man. I was 17. We courted. He asked me to marry him. I remember it like yesterday. He took off his hat, got down on one knee. It was at his mother's grave site on the anniversary of her death.", "Jen: What? He proposed to you at a cemetery?", "Constance: Looking back, I should've run from there screaming, like a woman from a burning house, but...", "Jen: But you didn't.", "Constance: No. I didn't. But the wedding never happened anyway. He led me on, Jennifer... Played me for a fool. And then he ran off to California with the girl who'd sold him his Cadillac. But the point is, the heart is a fragile thing. Break it too badly, and it might well never recover.", "[Scene: Inside Constance's Green House. Henry and Jen are there looking at the flowers.]", "Henry: She calls it the spotted heart. It's her most sacred blossom. Took her over 15 years to breed it correctly.", "Jen: That's older than you are.", "Henry: The world's most beautiful things are.", "[He goes to kiss her, but she stops him.]", "Jen: Henry.", "Henry: I thought we were having fun.", "Jen: We are. But not like that.", "Henry: You asked me to come with you tonight.", "Jen: Yes, I did.", "Henry: Doesn't that count for something?", "Jen: It counts for us becoming friends.", "Henry: Jen, I'm... I--I think I'm in love with you.", "Jen: [Chuckles] Henry, you're not in love with me.", "Henry: You can't say that. How do you know what I feel?", "Jen: You don't even know me. How could you possibly be in love with me?", "Henry: Because I just-- I am.", "Jen: I wish it was that simple.", "Henry: It is that simple. If it's our age you're worried about, we're not even 2 years apart. It's nothing.", "Jen: Right now, it's everything, Henry. Do you know how much is gonna happen to you in the next 2 years, if you do them right? Your heart is gonna swell and break a hundred times before you turn 16.", "Henry: How does that make me any less ready for you now? I can still care about you more than anyone ever has.", "Jen: No offense, but that's not saying much.", "Henry: Then give me a shot. What do you have to lose?", "Jen: Listen, Henry, what you need right now is somebody who cannot only understand what you're going through, but who can also go through it with you. Believe me, everything that you haven't done, I have.", "Henry: Except fall in love? You haven't done that. Or else you'd have someone. But you don't. Which leads me to believe that everything you think you know about love is questionable. And as long as it is, you can't tell me I'm not the one for you.", "Jen: Henry, what you need to know about me... And it's something that I'm just beginning to understand, is that until I can look at myself without judgment or condemnation, I'm not ready for anyone. Let alone you.", "Henry: You know what you just said... About my heart breaking a hundred times? Well, there goes number one.", "[Scene: inside Constance's House. Dawson and Gail are talking to each other.]]", "Dawson: I'm just sorry you didn't feel you could tell me.", "Gail: How does a mother tell a son, whom she's supposed to be teaching to dream, that she failed at her own?", "Dawson: Mom. First of all, you didn't fail. And second of all, you don't look old. You look great.", "Gail: Thank you, honey.", "Dawson: Now, as for coming home...", "Gail: Sweetheart, I had my reasons why I don't want to race back to Capeside.", "Dawson: Right. And that's between you and dad, and I don't want to get in the middle. But...", "Gail: But you think that I should talk to him, don't you?", "Dawson: I just think you could use a friend like him right now.", "Gail: It's not that easy, Dawson. There's way too much history there.", "Dawson: But there's no law saying that you can't, you know, lean on him a little. Tell him the truth. What's the worst that could happen?", "Gail: He could help me. We could become friends again.", "Dawson: Hah. God help us.", "[Scene: Outside Joey's House. Joey and Andie are talking on the porch.]", "Andie: You lied to me. You told me one thing to my face, and then you went right behind my back. I thought you were supposed to be my friend.", "Joey: I am, Andie.", "Andie: Oh, and you have such deep feelings for me that you went straight to Pacey and sabotaged everything.", "Joey: Pacey? I haven't even talked to Pacey since you guys dropped me off.", "Andie: You expect me to believe that?", "Joey: Well, it's the truth.", "Andie: Oh, ok. So it's just a coincidence that one minute we're together and the next he never wants to see me again?", "Joey: When did this happen?", "Andie: Tonight. An hour ago. Right after you went and told him that I made up the entire story about rob just to get him back.", "Joey: Look. Ok, Andie, I admit it did cross my mind. But I didn't believe it, not for a minute.", "Andie: Is that right?", "Joey: Look, I know you. I... I know that you're a good person. You-- you would never do anything so hurtful and plainly wrong.", "[Andie walks away from her to the other side of the porch]", "Joey: What? What did I say?", "Andie: Nothing.", "Joey: You can tell me, Andie.", "Andie: Look, you don't know me, Joey, ok? You don't know what I'm capable of when I set my sights on something.", "Joey: Andie, you're a stubborn and determined person. There's nothing wrong with that.", "Andie: No! It's more. It's like I've got blinders on. And all I can see is what's right in front of me. What I'm after, and everything on the edges just gets blocked out somehow.", "Joey: What are you talking about?", "Andie: I'm talking about Pacey. I love him, and I need him. And the truth is... I don't know what the truth is anymore.", "[Joey sits next to her on the porch and puts her arm around her.]", "Joey: It's ok.", "[Scene: Cut of several scenes. Constance sitting at a table with the drag queens. Henry walking alone along the water front. Gail and Mitch talking to each other on Dawson's porch. Pacey working on his boat. Back to Joey and Andie on the porch. ]" ]	Dawson's Creek	03x06	Secrets and Lies	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_03x07.json	[ "In an effort to add excitement to a dull school project, Dawson decides to make a documentary, enlisting the help of Joey, Pacey and Jen. The group head to a small island near Capeside, rumoured to be haunted by the ghosts of some 17th-century girls, killed after being accused of witchcraft. Joey finds similarities between her own life and that of one of the dead girls which provokes some deep reflections on her strained relationship with Dawson. After some exploratory conversations, Jen and Pacey make the decision to become more than just good friends, albeit on a casual basis. Back at school, Andie gets a little too involved with her role as head of the school disciplinary committee. When Dawson screens his documentary for his class, Joey is forced to again question her opinions about love and happiness." ]	[ "Escape From Witch Island #307", "(Dawson is working at the video store when suddenly Joey shows up.)", "Dawson: Joey, hey.", "Joey: Dawson, please tell me you have 'The Crucibles'.", "Dawson: Belinda checked it out, about an hour ago.", "Joey: Oh. Well, serves me right, I guess, for being that girl.", "Dawson: What girl?", "Joey: The girl who rents the movie the night before an all important paper is due, because her debilitating attention deficit disorder has gotten in the way of her actually reading the book.", "Dawson: Since when are you that girl?", "Joey: Well, between taking care of baby Alexander and getting the B&B up and running, I haven't had a whole lot of time for that pesky endeavor known as school.", "Dawson: B&B? I thought you worked at the Marina? What happened?", "Joey: That's a long and exceedingly soapy story, Dawson. So, what's up with you? Eve help you add anymore crimes and misdemeanors to your record?", "Dawson: Eve left town, actually. (an awkward pause)", "Joey: Well, thanks a lot Dawson. I guess I'll see you around school. I'll be the one cloaked in failure.", "Dawson: Hold on, you know what, Joey? What if I told you you didn't have to do the paper?", "Joey: I'm listening.", "Dawson: After we got the assignment I went up to Green and said 'Look, you really want the standard 5-pages of footnotes and cribbed encyclopedia passages chronically the Salem Witch trials, or", "Joey: Let me guess, you, uh, sold him on the idea of making a movie instead? Classic Dawson Leery.", "Dawson: Here's the best part. Jen and Pacey are also excused from doing the paper as long as they (missed the word).", "Joey: I guess my invitation got lost in the mail.", "Dawson: I would have invited you", "Joey: Forget about it. So what's it about? Your movie.", "Dawson: Well, umm, since we're reading The Crucibles, we're studying the Salem Witch trials, I figured why not do a documentary on something that happened right in your back yard. Witch Island.", "Joey: So basically, you're ripping off the Blair Witch Project.", "Dawson: I am insulted. I am making a real documentary. I want to try and use the myth of Witch Island to tell a larger story about hypocrisy (missed the world) and persecution. So, are you in?", "Joey: Well, you know, I could blow off the paper, I'd probably fail the class, and if I failed the class, well, that could be the beginning of a long and tragic downward spiral that dooms me to wait the tables of Capeside's greasy spoons for eternity. So, count me in.", "(credits)", "Green: In the year 1692, 13 young women, well, teenage girls really, were banished to a small island off the New England coast, because they were suspected of practicing witch craft. One night, a year later, a fire raged out of control, killing them all.", "Mitch: Hands down, the best high school make-out place ever.", "Gail: I think that's where your father and I made love for the first time.", "Dawson: God, mom", "Gail: Honey, are you okay?", "Jen: I gotta say, Blair Witch didn't do it for me. I wasn't remotely scared, that girl was irritating me, and I had to run to the snack bar in dire need of Dramamine.", "Joey: I was scared.", "Pacey: That's no surprise there, Potter. After all, you are quite the skittish kitten.", "Dawson: I thought Blair Witch was groundbreaking. Hollywood laid to waste by a couple guys with a camcorder? How cool is that.", "Pacey: Frankly, I think my father makes scarier movies with his home video camera. You guys want scary? Check out the Whitter family Christmas Project. Guaranteed to make your teeth chatter.", "Jen: You know, before we're off to see the witch, I would like to apply that there are no such thing as witches. I say witches is just a buzz word for a girl who happens to follow her completely healthy, totally natural urges, and explore her sexuality. But see, you can't do that in swinging 1690, without getting the good towns folk all up in arms. So what do these puritanical, impotent creeps do instead of reaching for the Viagra? They brand these girls as witches, they send them off to some God forsaken island to die a horrible, solitary death.", "Joey: Well, lucky for you, Jen, I mean, we live in a world where you can follow your natural urges without fear of persecution.", "Jen: You're right. I would have been so burned at the stake by now.", "Dawson: Okay, I think it's time to set up some interviews. Umm, Joey, lend me a hand?", "Joey: Sure.", "Dawson: And you guys rustle up some interviewees.", "Pacey: Yavolay(don't ask me what this means!) director! Have fun kids! Doesn't that just warm your heart? Kevin and Winny taking those first tentative steps back to The Wonder Years.", "Jen: Actually, it just makes me glad that you and I had the forethought not to hook up.", "Pacey: Amen, sister Christian.", "Jen: Why is that do you think?", "Pacey: Well, if you look at the clinical research, you'll find that the smart ass sidekick, he never gets the girl.", "Jen: Oh!", "Pacey: Now the real reason there was never a you and me, Lindley, is because you and me, we don't need anything from each other.", "Jen: I'm sorry, I left my decoder ring back in the cereal box.", "Pacey: You see, you as the girl who's wanton ways had her banished to the boonies, you needed the affection of the unblemished, small town, pure heart to validate you in your oh so vulnerable time. Right?", "Jen: Yeah.", "Pacey: Me, the suprarenal black sheep of the Whitter crew, I guess I just need the love and affection of a woman who's drive and devotion would shame me to the core that it would force me to get in touch with the, I don't know, shall we call it my inner achiever? You and me, we're different. We're on a level playing field.", "Jen: And I thought that Dawson was good at deconstruction.", "(Elsewhere)", "Andie: Ahh, Principle Green, do you have a moment?", "Green: Now's not the best time", "Andie: I just want to let you know that I take my appointment to the head of the disciplinary committee with the utmost seriousness and I am determined not to lose your trust.", "Green: That's some earnest attitude. Now if you'll excuse me", "Andie: Oh, I just want to let you know that the last few weeks have been tumultuous to say the least, but I am please to report that I have my priorities in order.", "Green: Good, I'm glad to hear that. So why don't you check with me later", "Andie: I'd like to run by a few ideas if that's alright.", "Green: (giving in) Come on.", "Andie: Excellent. Okay, I've read the rules of conduct", "(Outside school, Joey and Dawson set up the camcorder for interviews)", "Dawson: I can't tell you how much I miss this, Joey.", "Joey: Me too.", "Dawson: I feel lucky.", "Joey: So do I.", "Dawson: You know, like I've been able to recapture a feeling that I lost somewhere along the way.", "Joey: I know what you mean", "Dawson: I mean, granted, you know, it's only for a school project, but it's good to be making movies again.", "Joey: I thought you were talking about us, you and me.", "Dawson: That too, obviously. You know, I miss the whole, lets make a movie bug thing we had before things got so terminally angsted. You know, I'm really glad we're friends again.", "Joey: Friends.", "(Interviewing Grams)", "Grams: 300 years ago, harlots who were practicing witch craft were banished to that island. And what happened there has proved positive that the good Lord doesn't take lightly to those who dabble in the black (missed word).", "Bessie: One time in high school, this guy disappeared there. He was a big stoner. One of those guys who have Led Zepplin's \"Four\" playing in his head at all times. So everyone said he probably got wasted and drowned. I don't know. Some people say the witches got him.", "Student: Yeah, well kids just mysteriously disappear there over the years and they say it's the witches or whatever. But I think the CIA or the NSA had something to do with it. It's just like our government to come up with some occult back story to cover up their male thesis.", "(Pacey, Joey, Dawson and Jen are walking to the dock where they catch the boat to Witch Island)", "Pacey: Nobody bought snacks? Come on, guys! What is a field trip without the snacks? Nobody bought the Doritos? The Ho-Ho's? (missed word) for a Coke wrapped in tin foil.", "Man: It's the Dawson Leery party, right?", "Dawson: Present and accounted for. Mind if I ask you a couple of questions? I'm making a movie.", "Man: Only if you return the favor (pulls a camcorder out of his bag and starts filming Dawson). Alright. So, umm, what is your movie about?", "Dawson: (a little weirded out) I'm making a documentary on Witch Island. What's your movie about?", "Man: I'm making a documentary about all of the people making a documentary about Witch Island. Ever since Blair Witch hit, every geek with a camcorder and a dream has been out here, so. A little luck and this baby will get me on the festival circuit, right?", "Dawson: Yeah What can you tell me about Witch Island?", "Man: You kids think it's all spooky fun and kissy cool and all that, but don't get so caught up in your Scooby Doo adventure that you get stuck out there past dark.", "Jen: Oh, come on, we don't scare that easy.", "Man: She calling me a liar? You calling me a liar, is that what you're saying, huh? Listen, girls died out there, you don't think they're not a little ticked off about what happened out there all those years ago? You think they're above taking their anger out on a teenie bopper or two, everyone once in a full moon? Huh? These girls, sometimes they can't control their natural urges. Alright, all aboard, let's go.", "(At the island, exiting the boat)", "Wendy: Hey guys! Welcome to Witch Island. I am Wendy Dowlripple of the Capeside historical society and I'm here to answer any questions that you may have about Witch Island. Which, I'm ashamed to say, represents a particularly dark period in our nation's history.", "Jen: Oh, dear God.", "Pacey: Uhh, you wouldn't happen to have a snack bar or anything up here, would you? Cause I'm famished, and Cameron over there decided to cancel the 7-11 run before we got on board.", "Wendy: You'll find some refreshments in our gift shop, young man. Along with a lovely selection of our witch themed souvenirs.", "Jen: Ooh, I like souvenirs.", "Wendy: Making a little movie, are we?", "Joey: He's ripping off The Blair Witch Project.", "Wendy: Seen it. Come with me. I'll take you to the cemetery. Goes over real well with you film maker types. Got a lot of atmosphere.", "Dawson: Hey, Joey? You realize the Blair Witch was fake, right? Where as my documentary is real.", "(Jen and Pacey in the gift shop)", "Jen: Pacey, check this out. (reading out of a spell book) That wicked crush got you down? Do you stare at him for hours without getting so much as a glance in return? Do you ever call and hang up? Riffle through his garbage? Has the thought of disfiguring his girlfriend ever crossed your mind? Stalk no more, ladies with the handy dandy incantation that will turn the object of your affections into a love sick puppy dog.", "Pacey: Dream on, Lindley.", "Jen: What, you don't think it will work?", "Pacey: Well, not to be a naysayer No, actually, to be a naysayer, my belief in the power of spells is somewhere up there with my belief in the validity of sea monkeys.", "Jen: I'm gonna try it.", "Pacey: Really? On whom?", "Jen: You.", "Pacey: Me?", "Jen: Who better? You're not attracted to me in the slightest.", "Pacey: Not in the least.", "Jen: Ouch.", "Pacey: No, no, no, I didn't mean it like that. You are certainly quite the oeuvre vixen and I am nothing if not fond of you, but you're just not my type.", "Jen: Right back at you, man.", "Pacey: I'm brooding and cumuli.", "Jen: I'm sure you score way high on some girls' cute-o-meter, Pacey, just not mine.", "Pacey: I'm a better catch than Ty the bible beater or that skirt chasing Neanderthal Chris Wolfe.> Jen: This coming from a guy who's past two relationships have ended with the girl either leaving town to avoid prosecution or cool out in crazy camp for the summer.", "Pacey: Ouch.", "(Dawson and Joey out at the cemetery with Wendy)", "Joey: There's only 12.", "Dawson: What?", "Joey: Well, there was 13 witches, Dawson. 13 girls were sent here and there are only 12 graves.", "Wendy: Smart girl. Nobody ever picks up on that. Her name was Mary Waldeck.", "Dawson: What happened to her?", "Wendy: Her body was never found. No one knows for sure what happened but there are two distinct schools of thought. Those who like a good ghost story, well they believe she really was a witch and she haunts the island to this day. But, for those romantics out there, they believe that her lover came and took her away from this awful place.", "Joey: Her lover?", "Wendy: Yeah. I'll give you the Cliff's Notes. Mary's an orphan. She's taken in by a family named the Bennett's, and raised along their own son, William. William and Mary got along famously. So much, so in fact, that in time, they fell in love.", "Dawson: Uh oh.", "Wendy: One night, Mary and William were found in bed together. This did not go over well with the God fearing Bennett's. And in a blink of an eye, Mary was no longer their daughter. She was a witch.", "Joey: How horrible.", "Wendy: Can you imagine what this poor girl had to go through? This is a young girl no older than you, put on trial, banished to some God forsaken island for crimes that she didn't even understand, much less, commit. She was separated from the love of her life. I think that that's what makes this island such a charged place. Cause, if you've ever loved somebody that you couldn't be with, you can feel it in the air. Sadness, longing, the uncertainty.", "Joey: Are you taking this down, Dawson?", "Dawson: What do you mean?", "Joey: Soul-mates torn apart by circumstances beyond their control. Doomed to wonder what might have been. There's your movie.", "Dawson: What about the fire? Where did that happen?", "Wendy: Through the woods, at the church.", "Dawson: Can you take us there, I'd love to get some footage.", "Wendy: No, because I never, ever go into the woods. And if you kids are smart, you won't either. But if you do decide to go, we have some maps inside the gift shop.", "(Jen and Pacey back at the gift shop. Jen is mixing her potion.)", "Jen: Lights low and feet on the floor. Chant these words to make him yours. Darsabaloof, demoteefca, demoteeva, rennachicka, bleeth. (She drinks some of the brew) Your turn.", "Pacey: Excuse me? I'm sorry, it sounded like you said something about me consuming that God awful muck.", "Jen: Says right here that both myself and the object of my affections must ingest of the potion in order for the spell to work.", "Pacey: No, no, no, no, no", "Jen: Please? Pretty, pretty, pretty please? You don't have to swallow the precious (missed word).", "Pacey: Fine. Fine, but Lindley, pay back is gonna be a bitch (Pacey drinks).", "Jen: How do you feel?", "Pacey: Nice and fresh.", "Wendy: What is going on in here?", "Jen: Just a couple of crazy kids practicing a little bit of black magic.", "Wendy: You shouldn't mess with things that you don't understand. (Handing Dawson a map) Here, this will take you through the woods and to the church. And, oh yeah, don't get lost because it's very dark, it's very dangerous, and there's a slim chance that you will never bee seen or heard from ever again. Kay?", "Jen: Take that Mary Waldeck girl, for example. Was she a witch? I think not. Sounds like she just had a bad case of the warm and fuzzies.", "Joey: It's too heartbreaking for words.", "Dawson: I couldn't disagree more.", "Joey: How do you figure?", "Dawson: It clearly illustrates how love can thrive even in the worst of circumstances.", "Joey: Yeah, and look what happened to her.", "Dawson: Nobody knows what happened to her.", "Joey: Well, I think it's safe to assume that Mary died a very sad and lonely death. Separated from the one boy she ever loved.", "Dawson: You know, I don't buy that. If people are truly, madly, deeply in love, they're figure out a way to be with each other.", "Joey: They were young, they were split up for a long time. Maybe he forgot about her. Maybe he met someone else.", "Dawson: If he did meet somebody else and forgot about her, than obviously they were never meant to be together in the first place. See my point?", "Joey: Could you be any more naïve?", "Dawson: Could you be any more cynical?", "Jen: Could you be any more irritating? Heads up, guys, we're here.", "Pacey: What do you think the chances are that they got a men's room in there. I think I went a little heavy on the witches' brew.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(Back at Capeside High. Andie is roaming the halls, busting people.)", "Andie: Spaghetti straps and opened toed shoes? Not on my watch. (gives a slip to the girl. To a guy at his locker) Inappropriate display of the female form (nudie pics in the locker) Statue 97.1 - offensive and disgusting. (Hands him a slip. To a hippie type guy) Excuse me, in case you didn't know, Elvis has most definitely left the building, and in his absence, there will be no sideburns creeping past the earlobes. Rules of conduct, baby. Read 'em, learn 'em, live 'em. (Hands him a slip. Belinda notices Andie working the student body over)", "(Back at the church)", "Dawson: Listen to this, the towns people built the church because they thought it would help the girls find God. Sent a minister over every Sunday but the girls would tease him so mercilessly that he eventually gave up and stopped coming.", "Jen: I could hang with those girls. (starting to leave the church) I wonder if Pacey loves me yet.", "Joey: They were murdered.", "Dawson: Beg your pardon?", "Joey: It says here that a group of men from the main land treated the island like their own personal brothel. When word got out, the bible thumpers got together and decided enough was enough and an angry mob came, crowded the girls into this church and set it on fire.", "Dawson: And that's when William must have run off with Mary.", "Joey: Hold on, Romeo. Why are you reading into this all of a sudden? How do you know that William didn't light the torch?", "Dawson: I don't know, maybe because he loved her.", "Joey: How do you know he was such the enlightened male, Dawson? I mean, if the whole town thinks your girlfriend is a witch, maybe it's just easier to go with the flow.", "Dawson: That's not the story I'm interested in telling.", "Joey: Well, the good documentarian looks at the story from all possible angels, Dawson. Not just from the perspective of his (missed word) and annoying world view.", "Jen: (coming back inside the church) Has Pacey shown up yet?", "Joey: Not since he went in search of a perfect tree.", "Dawson: We gotta get back, it's starting to get dark.", "Jen: You know, I'll go find him. You two go back to that boat guy and make sure he doesn't leave without us, and we'll meet you back at the docks.", "(Dawson and Joey walking back to the docks)", "Dawson: Joey, why does my optimism have you so irked?", "Joey: That's not what's irking me, Dawson.", "Dawson: What is it?", "Joey: What's going on with us?", "Dawson: God, Joey, this is not the time, or the place to run an exhausted dissertation on the state of our relationship.", "Joey: Right, you know, we should just stand back and watch it crumble around us. We'll deal with it later when it's more convenient.", "Dawson: Joey, we're friends, why can't we just leave it at that?", "Joey: Friends", "Dawson: Yeah, you take away everything else that we are, and it's what we are. We're friends.", "Joey: Dawson, you can't just will a friendship into existence.", "Dawson: You know, I give up. For the first time in my life I have no idea what you're talking about.", "Joey: Of course you don't.", "Dawson: Well, explain yourself.", "Joey: Dawson, what exactly do you know about my life these days? I mean, think about it. Do you know how I lost my job? How I did on the PSAT's. How the Potter sisters are eating out their meager living? And you know, I don't know a thing about your life, either.", "Dawson: Joey, I'm sorry if I've been distant I thought that's what we needed.", "Joey: You know what? The last year of my life has been this wide awake nightmare of conflicting emotions. And no matter how bad it got there was always one thing that kept me going. That was us. Our bond, our connection, whatever you want to call it. It made me feel like I wasn't alone, that I was part of something special. So, I'm not standing here whining about being friends or not being friends. It's just for the first time in my life, I'm not feeling that connection, Dawson. And it scares me. Wait!", "(They hear the boat starting, and rush to the dock)", "Man: There you are. Great. Get in, let's go.", "Joey: No, we can't leave yet. We got split up from our friends.", "Man: Stupid, stupid, stupid. Didn't I warn you guys about getting stuck out here past dark? I'm pretty sure that I did.", "Dawson: They'll be here any minute.", "Man: No, uh uh. No way, I'm not staying. Weird things happen out here at night. So, you can come with me now, or I can come back in the morning and find out if you're still alive.", "Dawson: We're not gonna leaving without our friends.", "Man: Fine. I warned you guys. I told you. Whatever you do, don't go in the woods.", "(Man pulls away, leaving Joey and Dawson on the docks. After nightfall, Jen and Pacey still haven't found Dawson and Joey. They walk through the woods with a flashlight.)", "Jen: So, do you feel anything yet?", "Pacey: Feel what exactly?", "Jen: The spell.", "Pacey: Yeah. I actually am starting to feel something. I think I'm starting to feel a little lost. That's what it is, lost.", "Jen: Yeah, I know. This, I gotta say. The idea of a wholesome biblically themed meal this evening with Grams, isn't sounding too gosh darn unappealing. I'd even consider saying 'Grace', but instead, I am traipsing around some haunted forest with the likes of you.", "Pacey: Why am I always the bad guy? Huh? Do I deserve this? I don't think so. What is it about me that inspires vitriolic diatribes? Take Andie for example. She goes away for the summer and sleeps with a mental patient. So I break up with her for conduct unbecoming a girlfriend, something that I think I was pretty justified doing, and yet somehow, she manages to turn it around so I feel like a creep at the end of the day. How does that happen?", "Jen: What, you think you're the creep? Just wait until some sweet, innocent freshman gets a crush on you, and you accidentally on purpose break his smitten little heart, thus derailing his (missed word) love life forever.", "Pacey: You know, love has this horrible habit of always messing things up.", "Jen: That it does.", "Pacey: But sx is nice.", "Jen: Yes it is.", "Pacey: Yes it is. sx good, love bad. You toss it into the wok, it messes the whole thing up.", "Jen: This is true.", "Pacey: I'm starting to think that maybe casual sx is the way to go.", "Jen: But sx is never casual, Pacey.", "Pacey: Perhaps. But what if both partners agreed to the terms beforehand?", "Jen: Like a prenup?", "Pacey: Yes, exactly. Like a pre-getting busy agreement. I'm just thinking out loud here, but the concept of two horny teenagers coming together for some gleefully nasty coitus and parting as friends is positively revolutionary in this day and age.", "Jen: Sounds killer in theory.", "Pacey: No guilt", "Jen: No shame", "Pacey: No head games", "Jen: No bad mixed tapes.", "Pacey: Yeah, I hate those. You know, this may be the witches brew talking, but you are starting to look all kinds of cute.", "(Dawson and Joey are back in the gift shop, looking through some books and things)", "Joey: (reading from Mary's journal) Another day goes by without word from William. It's been but a few weeks time since I arrived on the island and yet it feels like an eternity. This time apart has me wondering if our bond was but an illusion.", "Dawson: Is that what you think, Joey? That our relationship was some slide of hand magic trick made to fill up some hole in your life?", "Joey: Look, I didn't say that, Dawson. Don't put words into my mouth.", "Dawson: I don't have to.", "Joey: Dawson, don't you ever wonder, you know, where this is going? Where we are exactly? I mean, is this just the first act, or has our story ended and we're just too stupid to realize it?", "Dawson: Why do we have to figure that out all right now? What's wrong with just living in the present for once?", "Joey: Because the present sucks, Dawson! I mean, excuse me for thinking back and looking forward, but I'm just trying to make sense of what's happening to us.", "Dawson: Joey, you yourself once told me that some love stories never end. What happened to that girl?", "Joey: She offered herself to the boy she loved - the boy she thought loved her back. And he rejected her.", "Dawson: Joey, listen to me. If we are truly meant to be, than we will find a way back to each other. It's as simple as that.", "Joey: You so sure about that, Dawson? (reading from the journal) I fill my days with memories. I remember how he used to look at me. Like I was his most valuable treasure. Has he found a new treasure? I can't help but wonder if we'll be able to find our way back to each other. The road before us seems so very long and my head is clouded with such dark thoughts. I feel our bond grows weaker by the day and I'm powerless to stop it.", "(They hear a bell ringing in the distance)", "Dawson: That's probably them.", "(They gather their stuff and rush out - to the church, Pacey and Jen wait inside.)", "Pacey: Hey. You rang?", "Dawson: We thought you guys rang.", "Jen: We didn't rang.", "Joey: Well, somebody rang.", "Pacey: Well, this is mighty peculiar people.", "Dawson: What?", "Pacey: There's no bell.", "Joey: Okay, I'm now sufficiently wigged.", "Jen: How goes the 17th Century soap?", "Joey: She just got a letter from William.", "Jen: Do tell.", "Joey: November 10th, 1693.", "Jen: That's today.", "Joey: That's also the anniversary of the fire. (reading from the journal) A letter today from my beloved William. He has made me so happy. He says he's coming tonight to take me away from this God forsaken place. Yet I am scared. He says there are those in town who feel we should be punished further for our crimes. (she stops reading) That's the last entry.", "Jen: So, you think he came back for her?", "Joey: Nah. He probably played her for a fool and took up with some well breed hussy from the mainland.", "Jen: Come on, Joey. Hop on the happy train. Sounds to me like those two were madly in love.", "Joey: You know, I hate to be one of those girls who mistakes pop lyrics for profound thoughts, but sometimes, love just isn't enough.", "Jen: And I hate to be the one to bust this whole subtextial bubble that you're living in, but do me a favor, Joey. Don't let someone else's love life dictate your own.", "(Pacey and Dawson sit alone talking)", "Pacey: You're not filming anymore, hombre?", "Dawson: Not feeling particularly visionary at the moment. Let me ask you something, Pacey? Do you think I made a mistake?", "Pacey: Where?", "Dawson: Telling Joey we needed some time apart.", "Pacey: Do you think you made a mistake?", "Dawson: Not at first, but I look at her now and see how far apart we drifted. I don't know. What if I was wrong? What if we don't end up together, and it's all my fault.", "Pacey: You wanna know what I see when I look at you, Dawson? For better or worse, I see a guy who consistently wears his heart on his sleeve. So no matter how harsh it may seem in retrospect, when you decided to put some distance between yourself and Joey, I know all you were doing was just following your heart. And with that in mind, I really don't think it's possible for you to have made a mistake.", "(Dawson is sleeping, and Pacey and Jen are alone behind some pews.)", "Jen: So, do you honestly think we can pull this one off?", "Pacey: I don't see why not.", "Jen: You don't have any feelings for me, right?", "Pacey: None whatsoever. No offense, of course.", "Jen: None taken of course.", "Pacey: You for me? Feelings?", "Jen: Hardly even think about you.", "Pacey: You gotta love that.", "Jen: So, what do we do now?", "Pacey: Should I take my pants off?", "Jen: Maybe we should kiss first?", "Pacey: Yeah, that's a good idea.", "(They start to kiss, but Jen stops)", "Jen: Is this the spell?", "Pacey: I don't know. I don't care! All I know is in November of 1999, 4 hyper-verbal teenagers running off into the woods on a witch hunt to film some ridiculous documentary for history class, and eight hours later, (whispering) two of them start making out.", "(They start to kiss again)", "Pacey: That was", "Jen: Weird.", "Pacey: Yeah. Let's try again.", "(They kiss some more)", "Pacey: How bout that one? Weird?", "Jen: (whispering) Not so much", "(They continue kissing. Suddenly they hearing screaming and shouting from outside. Fire is shooting in through the windows. Pacey pulls Jen to her feet, and Dawson and Joey run toward them. The people outside yelling continues. The four try to push the door open, but to no avail. Suddenly the fire and noise stops. Joey tries the door again, and it casually opens. They run outside.)", "Jen: Can we just go home now?", "Joey: Look, I don't care if we have to swim home, let's just get the hell out of here.", "Dawson: There's got to be a logical explanation for all this.", "Pacey: Okay, why don't you send us a postcard, Spock, cause I for one am not sticking around to find out.", "(The four run through the forest to the dock. When they get there, they see the boat and board it)", "Joey: Hey, the boat's there.", "Pacey: Get in, get in, get in!", "Jen: Go, go, go!", "(The scene splits to a TV-screen, where Dawson is showing the film in class.)", "Dawson: But honestly, I had envisioned a much more straightforward documentary of the history of witch island, but I was surprised by what I found there. A love story. Pure and simple. Two soul mates torn apart by the social climate of their time. And though what happened to us on the island is certainly open to your own interpretation, there's no disputing the fact that the island embodies the emotional turmoil of a girl who didn't know what the future held for her and the boy she loved.", "Green: It's nice work, Mr. Leery. A tad derivative in the wake of the whole Blair Witch phenomenon but inspired work none the less. I particularly liked the part that .", "Girl: Wait, what's that all about? (Pointing to the screen)", "Dawson: What?", "Girl: It looks like two people standing on the dock, watching you go. See, look close? (Dawson rewinds the tape and pauses it, two distinct figures are now shown standing on the dock as they drive the boat away. Dawson gives Joey a look. Jen looks at Pacey. The rest of the class notice it also, and have an odd look on their faces)", "Boy: (Walking in from the hall) Principle Green, we have a situation here. (Green walks out with him, and into a classroom filled with people in line at a table. Andie and Belinda are there, giving detention to the hordes of people in line)", "Andie: and making a filthy mess in the library. One week's detention. Next!", "Green: Miss McPhee? You care to explain what's going on here?", "Andie: Principle Green, I took your advice and ran with it. I've teamed up with Belinda and we've taken the first steps towards improving the quality of life at Capeside.", "Green: What could all of these students have possibly done wrong?", "Andie: Each and every one of them was in direct violation of the rules of conduct.", "Green: The rules of conduct were prepared in 1957. Of course they're gonna be in violation. Now after you've dismissed these students, I'd like you to stop by my office.", "(Andie looks embarrassed. Green leaves. Later, Jen goes to the video store, and wakes Pacey, who is suppose to be working.)", "Jen: So, when are we gonna talk about it?", "Pacey: Talk about what exactly?", "Jen: What happened out there.", "Pacey: What DID happen out there, Lindley?", "Jen: I don't have any idea. But, I would just prefer that didn't get in the way of our experiment.", "Pacey: Perhaps we should take the shadowy, ill explained events of our brief sojourn in the woods as something of an omen.", "Jen: No.", "Pacey: No?", "Jen: If nothing else, that gooey little mellow drama only proves that love just mucks everything up.", "Pacey: So then, you're thinking would be that we should still have s*x?", "Jen: Yes.", "Pacey: Well, alright then. Okay. (pause) Did you want to do it right now?", "Jen: Umm, do you?", "Pacey: I'm kinda tired, actually.", "Jen: Oh, fine. Roswell's on in five minutes anyway. You just let me know when you want to do it and I'll do it.", "Pacey: Okay, so let me get this straight If I'm ever in the need of a release, you're just gonna help me out.", "Jen: Exactly. But keep in mind, it's a two way street.", "Pacey: Of course. Well that sounds fantastic. It does. Should we, I don't know, should we kiss on it?", "Jen: No.", "Pacey: No!", "Jen: No, kissing is intimate, and we're not about intimacy.", "Pacey: Perhaps we should just shake on it then. (they shake hands) It's good seeing ya!", "(Cut to Dawson's room, Joey is sitting with him, looking at the still frame of the 2 silhouettes on the dock.)", "Joey: I mean, who else could it be other than Wendy and that boat guy. I mean, he's a guy, she's a girl, they both have access to the island. They left the boat out there for us, I mean, it's the only possible explanation.", "Dawson: Only possible explanation?", "Joey: Let's hear your version.", "Dawson: Okay. The girl is Mary Waldeck and the guy is William Bennett. Look at those clothes. I mean, that hat is 17th century clothes if I've ever seen them.", "Joey: I think the crack habit is definitely come between you and your cognitive powers, Dawson. Obviously Wendy and the boat guy were screwing with us the whole time.", "Dawson: Skeptic.", "Joey: Sucker.", "Dawson: Cynic.", "Joey: Gullible.", "Dawson: I don't know, maybe you're right. Maybe we've seen the world according to Dawson one too many times. Maybe we should just sit back in a movie theater out of the harsh light of day.", "Joey: I don't know, Dawson. Maybe you were right. Maybe William and Mary found their way back to each other after all.", "Dawson: You think?", "Joey: It's just a thought.", "Dawson: Joey, I want to apologize.", "Joey: For what?", "Dawson: For taking our friendship for granted. I was wrong to think that we could just pick up right where we left off.", "Joey: Well, it's not entirely your fault, Dawson. I mean look at us. We've spent years intellectualizing every little feeling and it doesn't count for anything. All that matter is, what we do. You know, how we take care of each other, so, let's not talk this to death. Let's take it slow and check in with each other every once in awhile.", "Dawson: That sounds immensely doable.", "Joey: Good. I think this is one X-File we're never gonna close.", "Dawson: Not unless we go back.", "Joey: No.", "Dawson. Come on, Joey. A sequel?", "Joey: Let's just see how this one opens first.", "Dawson: By the way, how did you do on your PSAT's?", "Joey: Brilliantly." ]	Dawson's Creek	03x07	Escape from Witch Island	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_03x08.json	[ "When Jen's mother, Helen, unexpectedly arrives in Capeside to spend Thanksgiving with her mother and daughter, Dawson tells her what he knows about Eve and this clearly flusters Helen, who asks him not to tell Jen. A poignant speech at the dinner table forces Helen to think again, and she eventually tells Jen that she has a half-sister. Upset and confused by her mother's confession, Jen attempts to change her relationship with Pacey to the more physical, but finds comfort in another unexpected way. Mitch and Gail reveal that their divorce has become final." ]	[ "[Scene: Inside the local store. Jen and Pacey are shopping for items for the Thanksgiving dinner.]", "Jen: Uh, don't let me forget to get the creamed onions, either.", "Pacey: Oh, no. Mm-mmm.", "Jen: What's the matter? You don't like creamed onions?", "Pacey: No, man, they creep me out. I'm being dead serious here, too. Just the thought of 'em makes me sick to my stomach.", "Jen: Ok, Pacey, how about this? I promise to keep all offending vegetables out of your line of sight at all times. Good?", "Pacey: You know, Jen, when I suggested that we hook up today, this is not exactly what I had in mind.", "Jen: Believe me, Pacey, I know, but unfortunately, Grams' Thanksgiving feast Takes precedence over our burgeoning sx life.", "Pacey: Correct me if I'm wrong, but we don't actually have a sx life yet, do we?", "Jen: What, and you think that that's my fault?", "Pacey: Uh...Yeah. I do actually think that that's your fault.", "Jen: I'm sorry, Pacey I just find it difficult to... To watch you paw at me with... [Laughs]", "Pacey: Foreplay is no laughing matter. How do you expect a guy to do his best work in the face of scorn and derision?", "Jen: It's just that we're friends...Right? And seeing as how we are friends, but now we're friends that... Do that, um... It's just gonna take a lit le time getting used to. Although maybe we could find a moment later?", "Pacey: I can't. I think I have to go to my parents' for Thanksgiving.", "Jen: Ok.", "Pacey: I'm sorry. I have to. I figure it's probably the right thing to do, seeing as they brought me into the world and all.", "Jen: Gee, you sound so excited.", "Pacey: Well, it's such a joyous occasion. Just imagine it-- the Witter women slaving over a hot stove all afternoon just to be told that the butterball is too dry, and this coming from a guy who's been sitting on his derriere all day getting drunk and watching football.", "Jen: Well, even despite the creamed onions, You gotta love grams for offering an alternative.", "Pacey: I do. Speaking of, you know you never told me who else is coming.", "Jen: Don't worry, Pacey. Andie politely declined the invite.", "Pacey: Hey, I wasn't going there.", "Jen: Please. I think that she's making dinner for Jack and her dad tonight.", "Pacey: Sounds nice. It's good for her to have family at Thanksgiving.", "Jen: Come here.", "[She gives him a big hug.]", "Pacey: Mmm! Good lord, do you smell good.", "Jen: [Snorts]", "Pacey: What was that?", "Jen: [Laughing]", "Pacey: Oh, come on!", "Jen: I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!", "[Opening Credits]", "[Scene: Inside the Leery kitchen. Gale is cooking food for the Ryan's Thanksgiving dinner and Dawson enters after walking through the living room where Mitch is watching football.]", "Dawson: Hey.", "Gale: Hey. So. What do you think? Tell me the truth. I want my contributions to Mrs. Ryan's Thanksgiving dinner to be straight out of gourmet magazine.", "Dawson: It looks like the cover of the November issue to me.", "Gale: Ah. So while those cool, I can now get started with this oyster stuffing.", "Dawson: So how goes the apartment search?", "Gale: Oh, it's... It's coming. But you don't mind, do you, I mean me taking up temporary residence in the guest room?", "Mitch: [From the other room] Go! Go! Touchdown! All right! Whoo!", "Dawson: This is starting to feel oddly familiar.", "Gale: What, your, uh, father watching football and me in my apron?", "Mitch: Hey, Dawson, you're missing a great game in there. Whoa! Check out these pies! Dawson, grab a knife. Let's see if they taste as good as they look.", "Gale: Uh-uh. Don't even think about it. Hands off. I cannot show up at Mrs. Ryan's with half-eaten baked goods.", "Mitch: That hardly seems fair, does it, Dawson? She invades our kitchen, fills the house with the scent of pumpkin pie, and then tells us we can't have any.", "Gale: Fair or unfair, no one is going to spoil their Thanksgiving dinner on my watch.", "Dawson: [Laughs] Why do I suddenly feel like I'm stuck in an episode of the Waltons?", "Gale: Honey, why don't you go change?", "[Scene: Inside Gram's Kitchen. Grams is there when Jen enters carrying the grocery bags.]", "Jen: Ok. Grams!", "Grams: Ah, there you are!", "Jen: Hey, Sam says hi.", "Grams: Who's Sam?", "Jen: You know Sam, the deli guy. The one with the bad dentures, the liver spots, and all that nostril hair? I think he likes you.", "Grams: Jennifer, there's something I need to tell you.", "Jen: I know, I know. I won't eat any of the food before the meal is served. I will clean out my closet to hang up the guests' coats in, and I will think of something to be thankful for so I won't embarrass you in front of your prayer group.", "Grams: Yes. Actually, no. No, that's not what I want to talk to you about", "Jen: Seriously Grams, you gotta relax. It's just a meal.", "Grams: It's a meal with a long history.", "Jen: I'm sure it is. I gotta go get ready.", "Grams: Jennifer, I just want you to bear in mind that--that Thanksgiving is a holiday with a tradition, a tradition of people with differences, different ideas, different beliefs coming together... Sitting down together, breaking bread together in harmony.", "Jen: Well, despite the fact that I learned all that in kindergarten when we made those little indian construction paper headdresses, I really do appreciate the refresher course. But don't worry. I plan to stay as far out of your way on this, as humanly possible.", "[They walk down the hall to her room, as they talk and when she enters her room someone is there.]", "Jen: Mom.", "Mrs. Lindley: Hello, Jen.", "[Scene: The Potter kitchen. Joey and Bessie are in there talking while cooking.]", "Bessie: I'm so stupid.", "Joey: What?", "Bessie: Oh, my god. I totally forgot-- I forgot that-- you know, I forgot that thing that goes inside the bird. What's it called?", "Joey: The gizzard bag?", "Bessie: Yeah.", "Joey: Oh, yuck I swear, I mean, if mom were still alive, she would probably have her own cooking show on the food network by now. And look at us.", "Bessie: The truth is, I'm glad we're having Thanksgiving at the Ryans'.", "Joey: Me, too. I don't know. Maybe it's just the holidays, but... I just feel like any minute now, she's gonna come walking through that door and... Out of the kitchen, everybody!", "[Scene: Dawson's Bedroom. Dawson is in there getting ready when there is a knock on the door.]", "Gale: Dawson?", "Dawson: Come in.", "Gale: Hey. Ah, you're wearing your new sweater.", "Dawson: Mom.", "Gale: Ha. Sorry. Um...You know, honey, I didn't want to say anything earlier in front of your dad, but, uh...You're never gonna guess who I ran into this morning. Helen Lindley.", "Dawson: Jen's mom?", "Gale: Mm hmm. So what do you think that means?", "Dawson: What do I think it means?", "Gale: What, you think it's not possible at this very moment the two of them could be discussing a certain half-sister?", "Dawson: I think that's highly unlikely, considering Jen doesn't know she has a half-sister.", "Gale: You didn't tell her?", "Dawson: No.", "Gale: Dawson, I'm impressed. I had no idea that you had such self-control.", "Dawson: I'd like to brag and say it was self-control, but I think it was more gutlessness than anything.", "Gale: Well, then it's just a coincidence.", "Dawson: What's just a coincidence?", "Gale: Well, that one week you discover a skeleton in the Lindley closet, and then the next the aforementioned family just happens to get together for the first time in over a year.", "[Scene: on the Dock. Jen is sitting there and Grams comes up to sit next to her.]", "Grams: You've been down here for nearly a half an hour now, Jennifer. You have to come up sooner or later.", "Jen: How could you not tell me that she was coming?", "Grams: I didn't know! She just... Arrived. It seems your father was detained unexpectedly in Europe on business.", "Jen: Now that I can believe. Probably tossing back a vodka martini about now, drowning his sorrows... As if he actually felt any.", "Grams: Be generous, Jennifer.", "Jen: Why? My mother isn't here 'cause she really wants to see me. She's here 'cause she's got nowhere else to go.", "Grams: You don't know that.", "Jen: You know what. You're right. I don't. And how would I? The only contact that I've had with her in the past year was a phone call.", "Grams: You know what I think?", "Jen: What?", "Grams: I think that underneath all this, you're really pleased to see her. Well, maybe pleased is not exactly the right word. Maybe it's more like...Prepared. You are prepared to deal with the past. You're prepared to start facing the problems between you.", "Jen: I can't even look at her... Let alone talk to her.", "Grams: Maybe you can't find the right words because there's too much to say. Jennifer, for the past 14 months, I've been watching you. I've watched you change. You're more serious now. You're more at peace with yourself. It's like...You've crossed some kind of a threshold.", "Jen: Threshold. It's more like a crossroads, like I... Like I could just go either way.", "Grams: Well...I know that you will choose the right way.", "Jen: But in the meantime...", "Grams: In the meantime, one foot in front of the other starting in that direction. Come on, Jennifer. You can't stay down here all afternoon. People are starting to arrive. Besides, I'm willing to bet your mother is just as nervous as you are.", "Jen: You think?", "Grams: Absolutely. In some ways, the two of you are more alike than you know.", "[Scene: Outside Grams House. Pacey is outside riding up on his bike, when Jack and Andie arrive.]", "Jack: Hey, Pacey. Happy Thanksgiving.", "Pacey: Yeah, you, too, man. Happy Thanksgiving, Andie.", "Andie: You, too, Pacey.", "Pacey: I, uh... I thought you guys were spending the afternoon with your dad.", "Jack: Well, that was, uh, plan \"A.\" But he got stuck in Chicago. Any other dad would have found a plane, train, automobile. Anything to see his kids, but not Joseph McPhee.", "Andie: You know what, Jack? I'm sure he did everything he could to get here.", "Pacey: What'd you bring, Andie?", "Andie: Apple pie.", "Jack: Yeah, she made it herself.", "Pacey: Yeah. It looks amazing.", "Jack: Uh...What'd you bring?", "Pacey: It's, um... Ha. It's...Cranberry sauce. In a can. Ha ha. Little on the lame side, I know, but it's about the extent of culinary expertise.", "Jack: Don't knock cranberry sauce. I mean, it's the backbone of any good Thanksgiving dinner.", "Pacey: Yeah. So how you been, Andie?", "Andie: Me? Fine! Why do you ask?", "Pacey: Well, it's been a while since you and I touched base. I just wanted to check in and see how you're doing.", "Andie: Ha ha. Ok, can somebody please tell me why guys always do that? I mean, you want to be the nice, polite friend after the break-up. You know what, Pacey? You made a decision. So at least have the strength to believe in your convictions.", "Pacey: You're right. Ahem. You're absolutely right. Um...Listen... Jack, I think, uh, I'm just gonna mosey. You know? I'm just gonna get off to my second stop on my Capeside tour of Thanksgiving.", "Andie: No, no. You know what? We are the ones who came at the last minute, so I really should be the one to...", "Pacey: Andie, I wouldn't think of it.", "Andie: I should be the one to leave.", "Jack: You're not going anywhere, and neither are you. Ok? It's Thanksgiving. Now, I think it's pretty cool of Grams to play host to this group of misfits. If the two of you can't get over your history for just a couple of hours and enjoy the company of your friends, you should be home eating a TV dinner under a bare bulb, ok? So get over yourselves already. God.", "[Scene: Outside Gram's House. Joey, Bessie, Mitch Gale, and Dawson arrive together.]", "Gale: Look who's here! Look at this guy. Alexander! You are so big! Happy Thanksgiving.", "Bessie: Happy Thanksgiving.", "Joey: Happy Thanksgiving.", "Gale: You are getting so handsome!", "Joey: It's weird to see your parents together. They seem to be getting along.", "Dawson: So it would appear.", "Grams: Hi everyone. Happy Thanksgiving. Come on in.", "Jen: All right, everybody. Coats.", "[Jen brings the coats into her room, where she finds her mother still there getting ready.]", "Jen: Sorry. I didn't realize you were still here.", "Mrs. Lindley: Oh, please, we can share. It is your room now, after all.", "Jen: No. I was just gonna drop these coats on the bed.", "Mrs. Lindley: I'm sorry. Jen. Um...Would you mind? Thanks. My god, you're getting so beautiful. I'm sorry. Did I say something wrong?", "Jen: No. No, I--I--I was--", "Mrs. Lindley: Tell me.", "Jen: I was just remembering how I used to watch you in the mirror when I was little. Watching you put on your lipstick, brushing your hair. I just studied your every move.", "Mrs. Lindley: Like I was the most important person in the world.", "Jen: Something like that.", "Mrs. Lindley: Here, I have something for you. My mom gave these to me when I was about your age, and I figured that it's, um, about time to pass them on.", "Jen: They're beautiful, mom.", "Mrs. Lindley: You know I've always thought so.", "Jen: But I can't.", "Mrs. Lindley: Why not?", "Jen: Because where would I wear them? I mean, at home, maybe, but... I mean, in New York maybe, but here? And this is where I live now.", "Mrs. Lindley: Save them for a special occasion.", "Jen: Mom, you're the one that taught me pearls lose their luster if you don't wear them. I guess that they're like people in that regard. You should keep them close to your skin.", "Mrs. Lindley: Jen, please.", "Jen: I need to go help grams in the kitchen.", "[Scene: inside Gram's kitchen. Gram's is there, and Joey and Dawson enter, Jen follows shortly behind.]", "Joey: Is there anything we can help you with, Mrs. Ryan?", "Grams: Pray.", "Jen: Got anything in particular?", "Grams: General prayer would be fine.", "Dawson: Jen.", "Jen: Hey.", "Dawson: Rumor has it your mom's in town.", "Jen: Yeah.", "Dawson: Are we gonna get a chance to meet her?", "Jen: Um, I would love for you guys to meet her, but--it just that we seem to be having a little failure to communicate right now. She's currently primping in the mirror.", "Grams: I'm sure that she'll be down shortly.", "Dawson: Did you know she was coming?", "Jen: No.", "Dawson: Mm-mmm. Big surprise.", "Jen: Guerrilla style. It seems my mom is a graduate of the Ho Chi Minh school of parenting.", "Dawson: Is she here for some reason other than Thanksgiving? Any news on the home front?", "Jen: What, you mean is she begging me to return home to the familial fold? I don't think so.", "Dawson: Well, did you talk to her? I mean, it's been a long time. She must have a lot to tell you.", "Jen: Like what?", "Dawson: Like maybe she misses you. Maybe she's sorry that she sent you away, you know. I mean, I know she hasn't always been there for you.", "Jen: Dawson, ever since I was 13 years old, that woman has done nothing but stare at me with a look of mild disregard, like I was some stranger who spilled a cocktail on her carpet.", "Joey: Jen, um, we're all strangers to our parents. I mean, they love us, but they don't really know us. And sometimes before we get the chance to know them, they're gone. And so we can't ask them all the things we want to know About turnips or turkey gizzards. You know, what they were like when they were young.", "Jen: Joey, I'm sorry.", "Joey: Oh, it's ok.", "Jen: No, I am. I--I totally", "Joey: No, look. What I'm trying to say is... Why don't you give her a chance? She's your mom and, um, the reality is that, you know, she came here today to talk to you and to be with you. And I think you owe her that much.", "[Scene: By the Creek. Mrs. Lindley is there standing by the water's edge when Dawson comes up to her.]", "Dawson: Mrs. Lindley. Hi, I'm Dawson, Dawson Leery.", "Mrs. Lindley: Oh, Gale's son. Of course. Hello, pleased to meet you.", "Dawson: Pleased to meet you.", "Mrs. Lindley: Don't think I could have imagined a more beautiful day. Sometimes I forget how magical this place could be.", "Dawson: Um, you know that Jen and I actually dated for a little while. We--uh, we're still very good friends. I care very deeply about her.", "Mrs. Lindley: Well, that's nice to hear, Dawson. I'm glad that Jen has a friend in you.", "Dawson: Um... There is also something else that you should know.", "Mrs. Lindley: Yes?", "Dawson: It is not going to be easy to say this, so I'm just gonna say it and you can tell me if I'm out of line.", "Mrs. Lindley: I'm listening.", "Dawson: A few, uh-- not too long ago, I met a girl who was just passing through Capeside. And, uh, I got to know her a little bit, and it came out that she had been given up for adoption. Um, she just recently discovered this, and she was determined to find her birth mother.", "Mrs. Lindley: What does this have to do with me, Dawson?", "Dawson: Mrs. Lindley, this girl was carrying a picture of you.", "Mrs. Lindley: And, uh, where is she? Is she still here in town?", "Dawson: No, she's not. By the time I realized who she was, she left. So it's true?", "Mrs. Lindley: Does Jen know anything about this?", "Dawson: No. I wrestled with telling her, but I... I ultimately decided it wasn't my place, which is why I'm really glad you're here.", "Mrs. Lindley: This is a very difficult and very personal issue.", "Dawson: I'm sure it is.", "Mrs. Lindley: But as you said, the girl is gone. That's why I don't see any reason for Jen to know anything about this.", "Dawson: That's not entirely true. I mean, there's nothing to prevent Eve from coming back into town.", "Mrs. Lindley: Eve?", "Dawson: That's her name. Eve Whitman. And, for all I know, she could approach Jen herself. Something tells me that this information would be much better coming from you than from her.", "Mrs. Lindley: Remember when you asked me to tell you if you were out of line?", "Dawson: Look, I'm not an authority on functional families, but I-I've seen what happens when families keep these kinds of secrets from each other. I just don't want to see Jen get hurt.", "Mrs. Lindley: Neither do I.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Gram's Porch. Andie is watching Pacey and Jack set the table up outside. Joey comes up to her.]", "Joey: It gets easier, you know.", "Andie: What does?", "Joey: Being in the same room with him.", "[Cut to Jack and Pacey]", "Pacey: Does she ever ask about me?", "Jack: What do you think?", "Pacey: I'm thinking she'd probably hate me right about now.", "Jack: Ah, only every other day.", "[Cut to Andie and Joey]", "Joey: Andie... As a veteran of multiple breakups with the same boy, I know what you're going through. And I just wanted to let you know that the dark nights will pass. Eventually, you will find peace.", "Andie: Wish I could believe you, Joey. Because sometimes it's just so unbearable, and it's like this feeling of being uncomfortable in my own skin. And it's like I have to keep busy because if I stop, even just for one minute, all I can think about... Is how badly I hurt him and how badly I got hurt.", "[Cut to Pacey and Jack.]", "Jack: Well, it's not a judgment, it's a fact. I mean, you broke my sister's heart.", "Pacey: And she broke mine.", "Jack: Ok, so, imagine how much pain she's in.", "[Cut to Andie and Joey.]", "Andie: So, you guys have gotten to be pretty good friends lately.", "Joey: Yeah. I mean, Pacey's a doofus, but, you know, he has his moments.", "Andie: So, does he talk about me?", "Joey: Not really, Andie. You know Pacey. I mean, if he can't come up with a clever quip about something, then he goes stoic. The way he feels about you, he keeps that close to his heart. It's really precious to him, Andie", "[Scene: The Thanksgiving table. Everyone is seated around it, and Grams stands up to get people's attention.]", "[taps on glass]", "Grams: And now a favorite part of the meal. Shall we all stand and join hands? Dawson Leery, would you begin?", "Dawson: Uh, sure. I would like to give thanks for the wonderful food that was just on our table.", "Pacey: Indeed.", "All: Hear, hear.", "Mitch: Great cranberries.", "Dawson: [Laughs] Um, I'd also like to give thanks for the opportunity to gather with friends and family, who in the best of all worlds are one and the same.", "Pacey: Well, I'd just like to pass my thanks along to the ladies of the Ryan brood for an outstanding meal and an afternoon of peace. Both of which will be sorely lacking from the noisy, dysfunctional family feast I'll be having in about 45 minute.", "Andie: First of all, I'd like to thank Mrs. Ryan for her kindness and for welcoming me into her home at the last minute.", "Grams: Of course, dear.", "Andie: I guess what I'm most thankful for is my friends. All of you around this table have helped me in so many ways that you'll never know, and without you I'd be lost.", "Jack: Uh, I'd like to give thanks for the kind of people that take strays into their life. And the kind of person to whom it doesn't matter whether or not you're family. Just that you have a home.", "Joey: It's my turn, I guess. Um... I guess I-- I would just like to give thanks to all the people we love who aren't necessarily with us today for whatever reason. Just because they're not here doesn't mean we love them any less.", "Grams: It's your turn, Jennifer.", "Jen: Let me think. Well, in keeping with the theme, I guess I'd like to give thanks for second chances. For the opportunity to try and rebuild bridges that were once thought beyond repair. And for the promise of many more Thanksgivings to come.", "Grams: That was lovely, dear.", "Mrs. Lindley: Excuse me.", "[She leaves the table.]", "Jen: Grams, I'll go.", "[Scene: Along the water's edge. Jen is running to catch up with her mother who is walking along it.]", "Jen: Mom. Wait up. I didn't mean to upset you. I meant what I said. I was just being honest.", "Mrs. Lindley: You didn't upset me. I was just thinking.", "Jen: About what?", "Mrs. Lindley: Oh, maybe I did something right for a change.", "Jen: What do you mean?", "Mrs. Lindley: Sending you to live with Grams.", "Jen: Sending isn't the way I'd put it.", "Mrs. Lindley: Fair enough, Jen. But I don't think you realize how lucky you are. I've been searching in vain for friends like that all my life.", "Jen: Well, I'm glad that it makes you feel better, but as good of friends as they are, they're not family.", "Mrs. Lindley: No. You're right, Jen.", "Jen: This past year has been anything but easy for me. I've stumbled and picked myself up stumbled and picked myself up. Over and over and over with no safety net.", "Mrs. Lindley: I know I should have been there for you. I should have written or called.", "Jen: So why didn't you?", "Mrs. Lindley: I wish I could tell you that. For a thousand different reasons, I kept wanting to.", "Jen: You have no idea how much that hurts.", "Mrs. Lindley: I know.", "Jen: What did I do that was so bad? What was so wrong?", "Mrs. Lindley: Nothing, Jen, nothing was so wrong.", "Jen: Then what?", "Mrs. Lindley: Let me try and explain this.", "[Scene: At one of the picnic tables. Gale and Mitch are sitting there joking when Dawson comes up to them.]", "Dawson: You mind if I join you?", "Gale: Well, of course not. Sweetheart, I was very proud of what you said at the table today.", "Mitch: Dawson, check out your mom's pie. It's well worth the wait.", "Dawson: All right, guys, that's enough.", "Gale: What's wrong?", "Dawson: You two, acting like Rob and Laura Petrie. One more moment of false sitcomy good cheer, I'm gonna throw up your oyster stuffing.", "Gale: We're just trying to become friends again, Dawson.", "Dawson: Friends or more than friends? Mom, you move back into town and you take up residence in our guest room.", "Gale: What is that supposed to mean?", "Dawson: Are you part of the family, or are you a tenant, or what?", "Gale: It's not that simple, Dawson.", "Dawson: [Sigh] It never is with you two. All right, look. I'm obviously out of the loop here, but maybe that's for the best, ok? Because the last thing that I want to do is be caught in the middle of your drama. But...Guys, if there's something going on that affects me, then I need to know about it. Ok, you guys have to be honest with me.", "[Scene: Along the creek side. Jen and Mrs. Lindley are still talking.]", "Jen: Ok, let me see if I understand. Mother finds daughter in compromising position, and instead of sharing her own experiences as a teenager-- when she actually got pregnant and had a child-- mother instead turns into a hypocrite and sends her daughter into exile.", "Mrs. Lindley: It wasn't only me. There was your father to consider.", "Jen: Oh, yeah forgot about him.", "Mrs. Lindley: Just for a minute, try to put yourself in my place.", "Jen: Why didn't you tell me this earlier? Didn't you once think that maybe it would help me with what I was going through that you would make something easier on me? Instead of pushing me away and turning your back?", "Mrs. Lindley: It was a shameful secret, a secret I've had to carry for over 20 years.", "Jen: So the answer was then to make me feel dirty and ashamed?", "Mrs. Lindley: That was never my intention.", "Jen: Know what I think? I think that you were just afraid of dad finding out, about your indiscretion. The story of my life, just waiting for the day that you decide to take my story for once over his.", "Mrs. Lindley: You can think what you want, Jen. But I was not and am not prepared to wind up alone.", "Jen: That's the difference between you and me, mom. Because I would rather be alone than in a pathetic, loveless marriage.", "Mrs. Lindley: Don't go.", "Jen: Mom, you are the most intensely selfish person that I have ever known. Look at you. You can't even cry. Something's taken that away from you. You're numb. And you know what? You're grateful for it. Know why you're so afraid of being alone? Because the day you are, you're gonna have to look inside of yourself and you're gonna see what I've known for a long time. There's nothing there.", "[Scene: At another table. Bessie is standing up with Alexander. She is getting ready to go, when Dawson comes up to them.]", "Bessie: Well, he's had it. [crying] It's definitely time for us to go.", "Joey: I'm just gonna say good-bye to everyone.", "Bessie: Oh, just us, not you. You stay. Be with your friends.", "Dawson: Hi, Bessie. Are you leaving?", "Bessie: Oh, yeah.", "Dawson: Hey.", "Joey: So, I saw you huddle up with your parents over there. What's going on with them?", "Dawson: I was seeing the final chapter of the Mitch-Gale saga.", "Joey: What do you mean?", "Dawson: The divorce is final. The Leerys at Capeside are officially finished as a family.", "Joey: You know how sorry I am.", "Dawson: I know.", "Joey: So what did you say to them when they told you?", "Dawson: I really let them have it this time. I looked them both in the eye, and I said \"congratulations.\"", "Joey: Good for you, Dawson.", "Dawson: But, you know, I figure after a year of if-ing and but-ing, any decision is a good decision. Right?", "Joey: Um-hmm.", "Dawson: Besides, the only homes we ever have are the ones we make ourselves.", "Joey: I know what you mean.", "Dawson: So what do you say we really cut loose tonight? Yeah? Act out our teenage ennui in wanton, destructive ways.", "Joey: What do you have in mind?", "Dawson: sx, drugs, rock and roll. Or maybe... We could just sit right here and have a mind-blowing 3-hour conversation.", "[Scene: Pacey is leaving the house, when Jen comes up and grabs his arm and pulls him along.]", "Jen: Come here.", "Pacey: Uh, where are we going?", "Jen: To the gardening shed to play in the enriched potting soil.", "Pacey: Did I miss something here?", "Jen: No. We agreed to be available at a moment's notice. Besides, don't you like getting dirty?", "Pacey: I--I do, but you see, I don't want to sound like a prude here, Jen, but I actually-- I really can't do this right now.", "Jen: Come on, Pacey, I can say with absolute certainty that there will be no giggling right now.", "Pacey: You--you, uh, just need to give me a second to catch up here.", "Jen: Pacey, our arrangement precludes any sort of emotional foreplay.", "Pacey: Yes, it does, which by extension also precludes the idea of angry sx. Now you want to tell me what just happened with your mom?", "Jen: Nothing. Ok, long story short. Like mother, like daughter. Seems that I'm not the only girl in the Lindley family who can't say no.", "Pacey: Well, wake up and smell the sanctimony, mom.", "Jen: My sentiments exactly. I plan to file it under \"wish I never knew.\"", "Pacey: I wouldn't be so hasty.", "Jen: What, Pacey?", "Pacey: For what it's worth, as a guy who's just gone through this himself, what just happened to you is a defining moment. When you come to see your parents as human beings with their own problems, it is, oddly, kind of liberating. When you realize... They're way more messed up than you are. It's not worth your time or energy to go on despising them for it.", "[Scene: Later that night at Gram's House. Mrs. Lindley is packing up the car. When Jen comes out to her.]", "Jen: Leaving so soon?", "Mrs. Lindley: I think I've wreaked enough havoc for one holiday, don't you?", "Jen: If you're worried that I'm going to spill your little secret to dad, don't. I won't get in the middle. It's your marriage and your life.", "Mrs. Lindley: Jennifer.", "Jen: And I don't regret saying any of the things that I did. I won't take them back.", "Mrs. Lindley: I deserved them. I deserve everything that happens to me.", "Jen: What do you mean?", "Mrs. Lindley: Don't marry a cold man, Jen. Don't wake up at 40 and realize that one false move and everything you've built your life around could be pulled out from under you.", "Jen: Why don't you just divorce him?", "Mrs. Lindley: I can't.", "Jen: Why not?", "Mrs. Lindley: Because do you realize what happens to women like me when their marriages fail? The charity events stop, the social register inexplicably loses your address, and you disappear. You just disappear.", "Jen: Ever since you put me on that plane, I always thought that you hated me. But you never did, did you?", "Mrs. Lindley: No.", "Jen: If anyone, you just hated yourself. If I had realized that earlier, this past year would have been so much easier for me.", "Mrs. Lindley: I'm sorry, Jen.", "Jen: I know.", "Mrs. Lindley: I guess now I have to stop worrying you'll turn out like me. Because you're already so much stronger than I ever was. I guess I should be going.", "[Grams comes out and outs her hands on Jen's shoulders.]", "Grams: Good-bye, Helen.", "Mrs. Lindley: Bye, mom.", "Jen: Bye, mom. Call me sometime.", "Mrs. Lindley: I will.", "Grams: You all right?", "Jen: Yeah. I'll be fine.", "[Scene: A little later. Pacey comes riding up to Jen who is walking to the group around the bonfire.]", "Jen: Pacey, what are you doing here?", "Pacey: Ah, I just couldn't do it. You know, I got right up to my front door, and I thought to myself, what the hell am I doing here? I mean, honestly, who would I rather spend my time with, my family who thinks I'm an idiot, or my friends who think I'm an idiot?", "Jen: [Laughter] well, I'm glad that you're here.", "Pacey: Yeah? There's no hard feelings for this afternoon?", "Jen: Except for ones of utter embarrassment. No. I'm sorry about what happened.", "Pacey: Sorry? There's no need for you to apologize to me. I know this may be hard for you to believe, but it's actually not every day that a beautiful woman throws herself at me.", "Jen: And--and thank you.", "Pacey: For what?", "Jen: Conduct above and beyond.", "Pacey: Ah, it was nothing.", "Jen: Pacey, you're a 16-year-old boy. That must have taken superhuman restraint.", "Pacey: Oh, Jen, you have no idea .", "[Scene: Around the bonfire. All of them are seated around it.]", "Pacey: This seat taken?", "Andie: It is now.", "Dawson: You know what I'm thinking? It's been kind of a while, you know, since we've all ended up in the same spot together . I must say it's nice.", "Jen: You know, Dawson, you're right. I feel like I'm in the middle of a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving special.", "Andie: Oh, I love that one. That's where they all eat on the ping-pong table, but it keeps collapsing, and then they end up making the popcorn.", "Joey: Yeah, well, I think the group hug is a little premature, however. I'm sure we'll find a way to be estranged again in no time.", "Dawson: Well, before we do, I would just like to say that in a world where people who raise you end up letting you down, it's an honor and a privilege to have you guys to turn to.", "Joey: I can't wait for the Oscar speech. I mean, there's not gonna be a dry eye in the house." ]	Dawson's Creek	03x08	Guess Who's Coming to Dinner	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_03x09.json	[ "Dawson almost uncovers Pacey and Jen's secret after they get frisky in his bedroom and leave an unused condom on the floor. Crossed wires lead him to believe that Joey is the one apparently having sex with Pacey, but when the friends discover the truth, an excessive reaction from Joey leads to teasing from Pacey. After careful consideration, Pacey and Jen realise that things will never happen for them, and they go back to being just good friends. To win a scholarship for college, Joey enrolls at a local dance school with Pacey as her partner. Meanwhile, Jack attempts to meet up with a gay student from another high school, who saw the story Dawson produced about him. Andie annoys Jack with her relentless encouragement, but ends up soothing him when things don't go as planned." ]	[ "Four To Tango #309", "(Dawson's Bedroom - Pacey and Jen are making out on Dawson's bed.)", "Jen: Nothing.", "Pacey: Nothing! Ahh! You?", "Jen: Nothing. God, Pacey, this is weird.", "Pacey: It really is. It's the damnedest thing. I mean, how are we supposed to have some lurid, purely sexual affair if every time we get together...", "Jen: There's no sexual tension.", "Pacey: Nada.", "Jen: Zilch.", "Pacey & Jen: If its me No, it's not you, it's me.", "Jen: No, no I mean we're both we're both two highly sexually charged people", "Pacey: Absolutely! Look at our track records.", "Jen: Oh yeah.", "Pacey: We're all that and then some, thank you very much.", "Jen: And look at the measures that we've gone through today.", "Pacey: We've come properly equipped (pulls a condom out of his pocket)", "Jen: And we've picked the perfect locale.", "Pacey: Absolutely. You know, Dawson and Mr. Leery both at school for the afternoon, window's always open, this was sheer genius on your part.", "Jen: Grams always said that that ladder was an invitation to sin.", "(Pacey looks at her and they both attack each other momentarily. They stop.)", "Pacey: This is starting to get depressing.", "(Beginning to put their shoes on.)", "Jen: All right, I'll tell you what, why don't we give it a week, keep trying in hopes that whatever sexual spark once flickered will burn again.", "(A door is heard slamming downstairs.)", "Pacey: Whoa, did you just hear somebody come into the house?", "(Jen looks at him and bolts for the window, grabbing her jacket. Pacey struggles to put his jacket on, when he suddenly dives to the floor for his last shoe. Dawson walks in, as Pacey is grabbing the Playstation controller.", "Dawson: Pacey.", "Pacey: Hey, man, what's happening?", "Dawson: What are you doing in my room in the middle of a school day?", "Pacey: Just playing some Crash Bandicoot. What are you doing home?", "Dawson: I had a dentist appointment. I came back to get my books.", "Pacey: You, uh, have any cavities?", "Dawson: No. How how did you get in?", "Pacey: Is that clock right on the VCR? Cause if it is, man, I should really be getting to school.", "(Pacey goes to leave through Dawson's door.)", "Dawson: Aren't you forgetting something?", "Pacey: I don't think so.", "Dawson: You sure?", "Pacey: Pretty sure, yeah.", "Dawson: Cause you're only wearing one shoe.", "(Pacey looks down, seeing one shoeless foot, and smiles uncomfortable at Dawson. Capeside High - Andie sits at a picnic table outside school when Jack walks up.)", "Jack: Hey.", "Andie: (referring to the papers in Jack's hand) Oh my God, I hope that is not your report on Manifest Destiny, because mine is only four paragraphs.", "Jack: No, no. Remember when Dawson did that story about me joining the football team on the web?", "Andie: Yeah.", "Jack: These are E-mails from people who saw it.", "Andie: (taking some sheets from him) Oh, Jack, this is amazing. I mean look how many people you reached.", "Jack: No, look, I didn't exactly reach everybody. Check this out. (reading from one of the sheets) \"Dear Homo, Too bad Capeside didn't make it to regionals. Our linebackers are looking forward to playing smear the queer.", "Andie: Oh my God, that's so sad. I mean, some poor dumb cheerleader is wasting all of her prime boy-chasing years on that closet case. 'Kay this one looks good. \"Dear Jack, Saw the story about you on the web. Have you been deluged with letters addressed 'Dear Homo?' If not, then they'll come soon. That's what happened to me when I took another guy to the prom last year and the story got picked up by the AP wire.\"", "Jack: Who's that from?", "Andie: Um, some guy named Ben. Ben Street. \"If you ever need to talk to someone who's been there and lived to tell, you can find me in the pink pages under out teens.\"", "Jack: (taking it from her) Give me that.", "Andie: Gotcha. You should write him back, he sounds like a nice guy.", "Jack: Yeah, I'm gonna write him back. He he's a total stranger. What would I say?", "Andie: I don't know. Say anything. It worked for John Cusack. Ok, gotta go. Bye.", "(Guidance Counselor's office - Pacey walks in.)", "Pacey: All right, whatever it is, I didn't do it. But if I did do it, then I just want you to know I take full and complete responsibility for all of my actions.", "Counselor: This isn't a disciplinary matter, Pacey.(offering Pacey a seat) Please. You're here because when Mr. Milo sent your file over to me, you jumped immediately to the top ten of my most in need of guidance list. And when I started talking to your teachers", "Pacey: Uh-oh.", "Counselor: You're failing math, Pacey.", "Pacey: I'm failing?", "Counselor: I'm afraid the only other grades you've got going here are four D-pluses and one very lonely C-minus. Want to tell me why that is?", "Pacey: Just lazy, I guess.", "Counselor: Has there been some trouble at home? Any- any sort of change in your family situation?", "Pacey: No, it's nothing like that.", "Counselor: Mr. Milo mentioned something about a girlfriend being sick.", "Pacey: She's not my girlfriend anymore.", "Counselor: I'm sorry to hear that.", "Pacey: Yeah, you and me both, but life goes on, doesn't it? Listen, you think I could get out of here? I'm probably missing a filmstrip or something. (Pacey goes to leave.)", "Counselor: You seem like a good kid, Pacey. Whatever's eating at you these days, don't let it win, okay?", "Pacey: Maybe it already has.", "(Computer Lab - Andie and Jack are working next to each other.)", "Andie: Ok, 40,000 hits? I must be doing something wrong.", "Jack: (looking at her screen) Oh, well you can't do a search on such a broad topic like democracy. You have to decide what you want, what you don't want, and then, you know, establish some restrictions.", "Andie: Okay. Oh, so it would be like, if I were searching for, say, a boyfriend, then I'd want to meet a lot of people and get to know them and eliminate the incompatible ones.", "Jack: You know, you really should have your own web site, www.annoyingsister.com.", "Andie: Hahaha, Jack. Ok, I really think that you should write this guy Ben back. I mean, he seems super nice and he only lives two towns over. I mean, you guys could end up being friends or..", "Jack: Or what?", "Andie: Or whatever.", "Jack: Please.", "Andie: What? You worried that he has a boyfriend? Let me assure you, a lot can happen between May and November. I mean, prom guy could be completely out of the picture by now.", "Jack: Andie, stop it.", "Andie: Jack, you have to seize the day! If you don't, I'll do it for you. (Andie notices Jack isn't paying attention. He's staring at his screen where someone has instant messaged him.) Jack? What? Someone just instant messaged you. Just hit oh my God, it's Ben Street! It's him! It's him!", "Jack: Yeah, yeah I know. What do I do here? How do I make this thing go away?", "Andie: You don't make it go away. He's talking to you, say something!", "Jack: Now?", "Andie: Yeah, he's waiting.", "Jack: Yeah, but it", "Andie: Type.", "Jack: I I don't know what I'm", "Andie: Type! Go on!", "Jack: All right. (types 'Hi')", "Andie: Ok, well you have to hit send.", "(He hits send and the message appears on his screen.)", "(School hallway - Joey is walking when Pacey runs up.)", "Pacey: Hey, Joey. Joey, how are you doing? My, you are looking absolutely ravishing today. Is that a new uh, hair thing-a-ma-jig you got going there?", "Joey: You need my notes from today's class that you missed.", "Pacey: You missed me, huh?", "Joey: Oh, how could I miss you? It's so much easier to see the board without your big fat head in the way. I need these back by tomorrow morning. (She hands him the paper.)", "Pacey: (reading the notes) What's a cosine?", "Joey: You don't know what a cosine is? You're never gonna catch up by midterms.", "Pacey: You're absolutely right. I'm not. Not unless, of course, you", "Joey: Look, I'm not gonna help you, Pacey. I've been busting my butt all semester while you've been ah, who knows what the hell you've been doing lately.", "Pacey: I've been busy.", "Joey: Busy, right. Pacey, you have a very undemanding part-time job, your only familial obligation is to feed the dog everyday, and your social life is basically a triangle consisting of you, me and Dawson.", "Pacey: Ok, listen. Truth be told, I'm failing math right now. Yeah, so if you could find it in your heart to explain all this trig stuff to me, I'll do anything you want.", "Joey: Anything?", "(Starlight Dance Studio - Joey and Pacey are moving about the other people dancing. They seem kinda clumsy and are barely even touching each other.)", "Penny: Slow quick quick. Good footwork, people!", "Joey: (Pacey stepping on her toes) Ow!", "Pacey: Maybe you should probably tell me what I'm doing here before the other nine suffer the same fate.", "Joey: You expect me to believe that you actually have control over those lead feet of yours? (he steps on her foot again.) Ow! Pacey!", "Pacey: I'm sorry!", "Joey: Look, every year the Starlight school offers a $1,500 scholarship to the high school student who best exemplifies the spirit and grace of ballroom dancing. If you look around, there are about six people who wear their teeth to bed, let alone go to high school with us.", "Pacey: Which would make you what? A shoe-in?", "Joey: I do have to complete at least one of the two week courses.", "Pacey: Why didn't you get Dawson to do this with you? Or Jack for that matter?", "Joey: Because they don't owe me like you will after I perform CPR on your math grade.", "Pacey: So that's the trade-off.", "Joey: Mmm-hmm.", "Pacey: One study session for one dance class.", "Joey: That's the trade off.", "Pacey: (sarcastically) Excellent.", "Penny: What did I say about ribcages touching? And refresh my memory, who's leading here?", "Pacey: I'm trying, but Janet Reno here doesn't exactly make it easy on a fella, you know what I'm saying?", "Joey: Like you even know how, Pacey.", "Penny: (to Pacey) You lead.", "Pacey: We'll just give it the old college try, shall we?", "Joey: Oh, don't get too close. Ow!", "(Joey finally stands on Pacey's feet as they dance around. Pacey starts jiggling around.)", "Joey: Stop!", "(Dawson's Bedroom - As he cleans his books up, he finds Pacey's condom on the ground. The following day, Capeside High - Joey and Pacey are walking into campus.)", "Joey: Here, this is your assignment for study hall. I want you to do all the even problems on page 107. And show your work, don't just copy the answers out of the back of the book.", "Pacey: You know, if I had known the sadistic pleasure you were gonna take out of tutoring me, I never woulda let you have such free reign.", "Joey: Look, we're gonna spend an hour after school doing math and then we're gonna go back to", "Pacey: I I know, the Starlight foundation for another afternoon's torture at the hands of Miss Penny Pretty. You do realize how absolutely imperative it is that no one, and I mean no one, find out about our after school activities, because on the sliding scale of embarrassing and decidedly non-butch activities for a teenage male to be involved in, waltzing is right up there with painting your own pottery.", "Joey: Pacey, do you really think I'm eager to have this information disseminated to the general public?", "Pacey: Perfect, then were in agreeance.", "Joey: Exactly.", "Pacey: No one is to find out.", "Joey: No one.", "(Dawson walks up from behind.)", "Dawson: Find out what?", "Joey: Nothing.", "Pacey: No, no we can tell him. It's Dawson, right? (Joey gives Pacey a look) We were we were just discussing the fact that I am really awful at home improvement and decor, right? How are you with a roller?", "Dawson: I can hold my own?", "Pacey: Fantastic! Cauce the Pacey J. Witter Memorial addition to the Potter family home is in desperate need of painters and plasterers, all union wages.", "Dawson: (having a look like that wasn't the secret) Count me in.", "Pacey: That's good to hear. All right, so Joey? (He motions her to leave.)", "Joey: Yeah.", "Pacey: Yeah, okay let's do that. (Pacey and Joey walk away.)", "Joey: See ya.", "Dawson: Hold on, Pacey. I wanna talk to you for a sec.", "Pacey: Yes I, uh can't talk at all right now. I'm really trying to stay off of Mr. Milo's top ten most tardy list. Can I can I get ya after school? Yeah, okay.", "(Computer Lab - Jack is \"chatting\" with Ben Street while Andie sits and watches.)", "Andie: Have you asked about prom guy yet?", "Jack: All right, they were never really dating, okay? They just did the whole prom thing as a... as a statement.", "Andie: Oh, political commitment. I like that, in moderation of course. Well, what else?", "Jack: Uh, he's a saxophonist, um, huge Charlie Parker fan, all-conference track.", "Andie: Hmm, sounds hot. What's he look like?", "Jack: Ah, come on, that's not important.", "Andie: Well, yeah but he saw you on the web in your uniform. It's only fair.", "Jack: We're just writing here, it's not like we're going on a date.", "Andie: Yet.", "Librarian: (walking by) You know, I dated a guy from the internet once. Hideous.", "Jack: I'm gonna... I'm gonna get that picture, yeah.", "Andie: Two. One formal, one casual. No baseball hats, baggy sweaters or other articles of deceiving clothing.", "(Screen Play Video - Jen walks in looking for Pacey. When she rings the bell, Dawson walks out.)", "Dawson: Jen, hey what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be off campaigning for prom queen?", "Jen: Very funny, Dawson. No, actually I'm... I'm working on a project with Pacey. It's a human growth and development thing. Is he here?", "Dawson: Um, he isn't in till Tuesday.", "Jen: But he told me that he was working today. I must've gotten him confused.", "Dawson: That's not too surprising considering what a flake he's been lately. There aren't any especially do-able new faculty members I don't know about, are there?", "Jen: Pfft. What?", "Dawson: Well the last time Pacey was acting this weird, I ended up with taped outtakes of him and Miss Jacobs performing tree surgery at the ruins.", "Jen: What you don't... you don't think that Pacey's older woman fetish has returned with a vengeance, do you?", "Dawson: I don't know what to think.", "Jen: But you're definitely thinking something.", "Dawson: Yeah, I... yesterday I came back to my house in the middle of the day and I found Pacey sprawled out on my bedroom floor.", "Jen: Wow. Was he alone?", "Dawson: Yeah, he was playing Crash Bandicoot.", "Jen: Dawson, I hope that's not one of your clever euphemisms for", "Dawson: (laughs) No, it's just a video game.", "Jen: Good.", "Dawson: But... here's the weird thing, all right? Later that night, I found a condom on my floor, and then when I asked Pacey about it this morning, he and Joey were huddled together like it was some sort of conspiracy.", "Jen: Has has has, uh he said anything to you? I mean, have you- have you talked at all with him yet?", "Dawson: No, he he took off and he's been dodging me ever since.", "Jen: Hmm.", "(Classroom - Pacey works while Joey watches.)", "Pacey: Can we take a break, please?", "Joey: We just took a break. No wonder you're so far behind. I swear, Alexander can sit still longer than you can.", "Pacey: You don't understand, okay? It's just that recently, whenever I crack a book to study, it's like I automatically want to be doing something else, anything else. I mean, it seems to me that under the previous regimes in my life, every time I was studying, I was given a reward.", "Joey: I offered you Chex mix. (FUNNY! Bahaha!)", "Pacey: And I'm not talking about Chex mix. I'm talking about Tamara and I'm talking about Andie. Let's just say that those two ladies, they trained me to acquaint studying with", "Joey: With what?", "Pacey: sx. I acquaint studying with sx, sx with studying. Now I get studying, but no sx, you understand? So it's a little hard to get motivated these days.", "Joey: So what you're saying is that you're merely the innocent victim in some behavioral psychology experiment gone horribly awry?", "Pacey: Yeah.", "Joey: And that you're desperately in need of some able-bodied female to help you provoke those preconditioned Pavlovian homework responses?", "Pacey: Yes.", "Joey: That is the worst pick-up line I have ever heard, Pacey.", "Pacey: Thanks, Toots, but I wasn't hittin' on ya. I'll have you know I have my own prospects, thanks.", "Joey: (laughs) Like who?", "Pacey: For right now, they would prefer to remain anonymous, but let me tell you, they've made it clear to me in no uncertain terms that should the mutual desire occur, that they will be more than willing to take care of all my physical needs, you understand?", "Joey: So is this a potential relationship or are we talking a free-trade agreement?", "Pacey: All right, listen. If you had the opportunity to be with somebody, no questions asked, no strings attached, no awkward first dates, no waiting by the phone, no any of that. Totally on the surface. 100% casual. What would you do? Would you go for it?", "Joey: A totally empty, emotionally unfulfilling sexual experience? That sounds great.", "Pacey: You're not listening to me. I'm being serious, but it's kind of a limited-time offer, so I just thought I'd ask you, what do you think?", "Joey: Pacey, I think that if you really wanted to be having causal sx with someone right now, you'd be doing it instead of sitting here having a hypothetical discussion about it. That's what I think.", "(Computer Lab - Andie and Jack await the picture download.)", "Andie: Oh, come on already.", "Jack: Yeah, ok, all right. All right, it's... it's happening.", "Andie: Ooh, not bad.", "Jack: You're not kidding.", "Andie: Jack, did you actually express attraction to a member of the male species?", "Jack: What? Oh, come on this is completely empirical. I mean, anyone would be attracted to that... extremely attractive guy.", "Andie: And I sense a blush.", "Jack: (reads the Instant Message) \"So what do you think?\" He he wants to know what I think.", "Andie: Okay, so you tell him that that you think that he should travel two towns over.", "Jack: No, I can't do that.", "Andie: You can and you will.", "Jack: Andie, come on, this is way, way too fast.", "Andie: Okay, so you tell him that you want to meet for coffee. I mean I can go with you, if you want.", "Jack: Yeah, that will be a lot of fun.", "Andie: Ok, Jack, agree to meet at some very safe, very well-lit public place. I mean, it's not like we haven't done an extensive background check on the guy to know that he's for real.", "Jack: Look, I can't, all right? Look at me, I'm shaking.", "Andie: Fine, Jack. You're just nervous. Here. (Typing for Jack) Um, the picture was great. What can I say? Want to meet tonight. For coffee?", "Both: (reading Ben's reply) I thought you'd never ask.", "Andie: Oh!", "(Screen Play Video - Dawson and Jen decorate the window display.)", "Jen: Dawson, I don't know how the hell you suckered me into helping you with your centennial Hitchcock window display.", "Dawson: It needed a woman's touch.", "Jen: Oh, I suppose that's where Pacey usually comes in, huh?", "Dawson: No, Pacey's usually in the back sleeping while I'm doing this.", "Jen: All right. (Looking out the window.) Well, maybe he's rediscovered his work ethic.", "Dawson: What do you mean?", "Jen: Pacey, 2 o'clock. (Pointing out the window, her and Dawson notice Pacey crossing the street. Suddenly Joey is seen by his side.) Is that Joey? Dawson, do you have one of those little signs that says 'back in 5?'", "Dawson: Yeah.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(Starlight Dance Studio - Pacey and Joey are dancing, somewhat having a good time. Dawson and Jen stand in the doorway looking surprised.)", "Jen: Ok, so Joey and Pacey are auditioning for Capeside Dinner Theater's version of 'Strictly Ballroom.' Let's get out of here.", "Dawson: Right behind you.", "Penny: (stopping Jen and Dawson) Excellent! Two more young people eager to learn the sophisticated art of ballroom dancing. And people say kids these days have no appreciation for the finer things in life.", "Jen: Actually we're not here to dance.", "Dawson: We're looking for some friends.", "Penny: Okay, good. Well, while you look, you dance, okay? Attention, everybody! Looks like we have yet another set of delightful young people joining our class. Must be something in the air.", "(Pacey and Joey have a \"caught\" look on their face. After the commercial, the two couples dance next to each other.)", "Pacey: And what, pray tell, are you two doing here?", "Jen: Just enjoying the fine art of ballroom dancing.", "Penny: (to Dawson and Jen.) Didn't I say you two would be naturals? (referring to Pacey and Joey) Much better than these two and they've been here all week. But you used to date, didn't you?", "Jen: Uh, not right now, okay?", "Penny: I'm right, aren't I? You dated, it didn't work out, but then you got past all your issues and now you actually trust each other, right? See, you can see that in the dancing. You can see that the trust is there. (referring to Pacey and Joey) Now these two, on the other hand, a whole different story. I mean, look at them. Look at their form. Look at the tension in their arms.", "Pacey: Okay, is there some sort of problem here?", "Penny: Well, what did I say about rib cages touching?", "Joey: No, sorry.", "Penny: Can we do that?", "Pacey: It's just not gonna happen, all right?", "Penny: Right, see what I mean? See the hostility, the way they're wary with each other, not to mention the constant bickering and name calling. Now these two clearly are in the early stages of some screwball mating ritual.", "Pacey: What?", "Joey: Ok, you've got it wrong, Lady.", "Penny: Really, I do?", "Pacey: Oh, completely.", "Joey: Actually, you could not be more wrong.", "Penny: There's enough sexual tension here to power a Kiss reunion tour. I can't remember the last time I saw dancing this bad. True.", "Dawson: Wait a minute, just because they can't dance you think that they're...", "Penny: Well, it's this theory that I've developed based on years of experience. If people dance that badly, then they're usually hot for each other. The dancing doesn't lie. (To the class) All right, people. Let's take it from the top!", "(Gram's House - Andie enters Jack's room where he is pacing nervously.)", "Andie: Hey, Mrs. Ryan let me in. Is that what you're wearing?", "Jack: Good night, Andie.", "Andie: No, I just like you better in blue. I mean, you look fine, better than fine, you always look fine, I mean Marky Mark fine...", "Jack: Yeah, all right, I sense a pep talk coming on.", "Andie: Ok, Jack. Look, I'm your sister and I love you and your romantic future is vitally important to me, because if I wind up an embittered old maid I'm coming to live with you and your boyfriend.", "Jack: So you're fairly certain that I'm actually gonna have a boyfriend?", "Andie: Sure.", "Jack: It hasn't occurred to you that this whole online thing could be a complete disaster?", "Andie: Okay, Jack. Worst case scenario, you show up, you meet each other, you hate each other, you drink your mochachinos and you go your separate ways. I mean, that's not gonna happen, Jack. I have a really good feeling about this.", "Jack: I'm glad someone does.", "Andie: Jack, there's no need to be nervous, I mean, Ben obviously likes you.", "Jack: I don't even know Ben. You know, Ben doesn't know me.", "Andie: Thus the reason for having coffee.", "Jack: Andie, this is different. This is a whole new level of my life that I don't know if I'm ready for. When I walk through that door and I say hello to this guy, my entire life is gonna be different. I'm not just gonna be telling the world that I'm gay. I'm actually gonna be gay.", "Andie: Jack, you'll be gay anyway. I mean, if you don't go you'll be gay and without a boyfriend.", "Jack: Yeah.", "Andie: Ok.", "(Starlight Dance Studio - Penny is speaking to the class.)", "Penny: Ok, people, we're gonna play a little game. I want you to consider this musical partners instead of musical chairs. (pairing people together to dance) I want you two, you two, you two, you two, you two Thank you, you two. (She pairs Dawson with Pacey.)", "Pacey: What? No, I think you must've made some sort of mistake here...", "Penny: Come on, children. Play nice. (to the class) Ok, we are going to dance happily, joyously, enthusiastically because we love to dance! Now when you hear the music stop and I yell switch, I want you to stop dancing and reach for the nearest available partner, all right?", "(Jen and Joey are paired together also. The scene cuts back and forth between Joey and Jen and Pacey and Dawson.)", "Jen: So, when did you and Pacey discover your mutual love of ballroom dancing.", "Joey: Obviously just moments before you and Dawson did.", "Dawson: I can't get over how weird it was to see you in my room the other day. What's going on?", "Pacey: What? Not everybody's got the dazzling array of electronics available to them in their bedroom that you do.", "Dawson: And that's the only reason that you were in my house when I wasn't there.", "Pacey: No, no, no, there's always the lure of the Leery kitchen which, I have to say, has kind of lost its luster in Mitch's reign of terror.", "Dawson: So what was the condom for?", "Pacey: What?", "Dawson: The condom I found in my room.", "Penny: Switch!", "Pacey: Excuse me for a second... (he trades partners. Now Pacey is dancing with Jen and Joey with Dawson.)", "Pacey: We're dead. He found the condom.", "Jen: I know, I've already talked to him about it. I wouldn't worry.", "Pacey: Really? You don't think Dawson's gonna mind that we've been mapping out each other's erogenous zones between his sheets?", "Jen: The question's mute. He's not on to us.", "Pacey: He's not?", "Jen: No. Well, at least he's not on to me. He's cast somebody else as the female lead.", "Dawson: So when did you discover your love for ballroom dancing?", "Joey: I read about some scholarship that they were having.", "Dawson: Scholarship?", "Joey: And I needed a partner, so...", "Dawson: So, why'd you ask Pacey? Why didn't you just ask me?", "Joey: Pacey came to me first. He needed help with math, I needed help with this. That's what friends do, Dawson. They help each other.", "Dawson: That's all you guys are is friends? (Joey nods)", "Penny: And switch!", "Pacey: Excuse me, just for a second. I need to talk to you.", "(Pacey is now with Joey, Dawson back with Jen.)", "Joey: What is wrong with him?", "Pacey: Uh, nothing really. It's just, um, Dawson seems to think that we're doing it.", "Joey: What?", "Pacey: Well, you know, having sx. Getting to know each other in the biblical sense, uh...", "Joey: Pacey, that's impossible. And he would never think that.", "Pacey: No, not under normal circumstances, but in this case, I think certain events were perhaps misconstrued...", "Joey: What events?", "Penny: Switch!", "Pacey: Well, I just...", "(Dawson pulls Pacey away and the two dance.)", "Dawson: Ok, so do you wanna just tell me what's going on?", "Pacey: It's not what you think, Dawson, not even close.", "Dawson: How do you know what I think?", "Pacey: Well because, man, it's written all over your face, ok? Yes, me and Joey have been spending a lot of time together recently because we've been here trying to learn how to ballroom dance and then she's teaching me a little trigonometry. You know what's much more interesting to me is that of all the possible blonde and brunette combinations of women that you and I both know, the first one that popped into your mind is Joey. Now why is that, do you think?", "Dawson: Pacey, you're not going to get out of this by attempting to psycho-analyze me.", "Pacey: I'm just asking a simple question, Dawson. You and Joey... she's not your girlfriend anymore.", "Dawson: You're right, she's not.", "Pacey: Right, so then why are we having this conversation? You see where I'm going with this? I mean, you're the same guy who told me a couple weeks ago that the two of you just needed to go your separate ways.", "Dawson: Yeah, we do need to go our separate ways. It just never occurred to me", "Pacey: That what? That she would actually go her separate way, too? Or perhaps it didn't occur to you that her separate way would include a stopover at me, is that what it is? God, man! This is the way it always is with you! You talk and talk, but you don't listen to yourself. You say you're over her, but you're not. They're just words, they don't mean anything to you.", "Dawson: You don't know what you're talking about.", "Pacey: Look at that girl, Dawson. (he motions to Joey who is dancing with some older man) Just take a good look. She's a freaking goddess, man. How long did you think it was gonna be before some guy comes along and is interested in her? I mean, really, dude! And when that happens, what are you gonna do?", "Dawson: I'm just gonna take it all as it comes.", "Pacey: You're gonna take it as it comes. Oh great, well perhaps you should start figuring out right now because the guy that comes along is not gonna be your best friend and he's not gonna ask for your permission. The guy that comes along is gonna take one look at that woman and then just cut right in on ya.", "Dawson: What are you hiding, Pacey?", "Pacey: What?", "Dawson: All this analysis of my love life doesn't change the fact that you haven't answered my original question. Why did I find that condom?", "Pacey: (turns away from Dawson) Why do I bother?", "Penny: Switch!", "(Pacey walks away. Jen follows. Coatroom - Jen and Pacey search the coats for their own.)", "Pacey: God, I don't believe that guy!", "Jen: Pacey, chill out.", "Pacey: Here we are again, though I have to say the story line is starting to stretch the limits of believability.", "Jen: Meaning what?", "Pacey: Meaning that we're two red-blooded American teenagers who, weeks ago, made the enlightened decisions not to keep our bodies to ourselves and what do we have to show for it? Nothing. Nothing, how is that possible? I mean, I've spent a lot of time trying to figure this out and frankly, I'm just drawing a blank.", "Jen: Pacey, it's for about a million different reasons.", "Pacey: Really? Do you think you could hit me with a couple so it would make me feel better?", "Jen: Ok, how about the fact that our mothers teach us to be embarrassed about sx... or that we live in a country that thinks violence is cool but gets squeamish whenever two people under legal voting age start using the correct terms for each others body parts. (Pacey puts his arm around Jen and brings his head close to hers.) Pacey, is this your not-so-subtle way of telling me that you're ready for a return to Witch Island?", "Pacey: Maybe it was the dancing, or perhaps it's just the romantic setting of this coatroom, but I am definitely getting that witchy feeling.", "(Coffee Shop - Jack walks up and sees Ben through the window. He hesitates, then grabs for the door. Starlight Dance Studio - Joey and Dawson are walking into the coat closet.)", "Dawson: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to accuse you of anything, but something really strange is going on here. If Pacey's not sleeping with you, he's definitely sleeping with somebody.", "(As they enter the closet they find Pacey and Jen sitting in the corner making out. Joey looks shocked. Dawson chuckles.)", "Dawson: Whoa, what do we have here?", "(Jen and Pacey quickly stop.)", "Pacey: It's... nothing, right?", "Jen: Yeah, nothing.", "Dawson: Doesn't look like nothing.", "Pacey: Believe me, man, we've done exhaustive research in this area. It's nothing.", "Jen: Pacey and I are just friends.", "Joey: Is that what the kids are calling it these days? You guys are so stupid. You're both gonna get hurt by this.", "Pacey: Nobody is gonna get hurt by this.", "Jen: We both agreed that neither of us have our emotions in it.", "Joey: And you're proud of that fact?", "Jen: Joey, we were just messing around.", "Joey: Dawson...", "Dawson: They lost me at nothing.", "Joey: Pacey, this isn't you, I mean, Jen maybe you're trying to prove something to somebody about...", "Pacey: What? Hey, slow down, this was as much my decision as it was hers, okay?", "Joey: So is that why you named your boat 'True Love?' Because you think it's okay for casual acquaintances or even friends to just, you know, use each other as scratching posts.", "Pacey: I knew you weren't gonna understand.", "Joey: You know what? I understand. I understand just fine. (She walks out. Dawson just smiles at Pacey and Jen and follows Joey out.)", "Jen: I've never in my life seen somebody so worked up over just a kiss.", "Pacey: I don't think it was just the kiss.", "Jen: What do you mean?", "Pacey: I mean that Joey knows about our arrangement.", "Jen: How could she possibly know, Pacey?", "Pacey: Because I went to her for some hypothetical advice, but when she saw us kissing, I'm pretty sure she figured out that it wasn't so hypothetical.", "Jen: You went to Joey for advice about us?", "Pacey: Yeah I know, not so smart, huh?", "Jen: Smart or not smart, it's just funny you went to her.", "Pacey: Well, I wouldn't say that I went to her. I mean, she just kind of happened to be there. We were studying...", "Jen: Can I ask you something, Pacey? What is it about her?", "Pacey: What?", "Jen: She's obviously got something that makes boys in emotional turmoil just flock to her.", "Pacey: Come again?", "Jen: Come on, Dawson's the same way. Whatever small problem got to him, he went straight to Joey.", "Pacey: So who else would you have me talk to? I can't exactly go to Andie with something like this, so I guess I'm supposed to commune with Deputy Doug, then?", "Jen: Dawson. Why couldn't you just go to Dawson? Unless, of course, you don't feel comfortable talking to him about your sx life, considering...", "Pacey: Considering what?", "Jen: That your current girl Friday used to be his.", "Pacey: Ok, now correct me if I'm wrong, but Dawson Leery didn't actually know about you and I until, what, two minutes ago.", "Jen: I'm not talking about us.", "Pacey: What, Joey? This has nothing to do with Joey!", "Jen: Pacey, I saw the way that you overreacted to Dawson. I saw the way that Joey overreacted to us. I know that you're having trouble in math these days, but it doesn't take Einstein to get the sum total of these two overreactions.", "Pacey: You're gonna have to explain this one to me because I gotta be missing something here. You're talking about Joey Potter, right? The one who can't walk into the same room with me without gagging, huh? That Joey Potter? There's nothing going on between us.", "Jen: No, Pacey. There's nothing between us. No matter what we do, it's not gonna work out between us.", "Pacey: No, it's not, is it?", "Jen: No. Are you disappointed?", "Pacey: Yeah, I'm disappointed. And at the same time...I think I'm also a little relieved.", "Jen: Me too. I'm gonna go.", "Pacey: Okay.", "Jen: See ya, Pacey. (She walks out, but immediately walks back in.) You know what, Pacey? Thanks for nothing. (She kisses him on the cheek.)", "Gram's Kitchen - Jack enters and finds Andie sitting a the table.)", "Jack: What are you still doing here?", "Andie: Anxiously awaiting to be regaled with first date stories.", "Jack: Well they tell me in order to have first date stories you actually have to have a first date.", "Andie: What happened?", "Jack: I can't get into this with you. You're just gonna get on me about how I handled it.", "Andie: Jack, that's not fair. You're always the one who's scraping me off the concrete. Can't I return the favor?", "Jack: I didn't even go in, okay? I panicked. I got there, looked through the window and I saw him sitting there, waiting for me. Then I saw this couple, this girl and this guy, and when I saw them it... when I saw them, at that moment, I didn't wanna be me. I wanted to be them, and I got so upset that I just left. So I guess when it comes right down to it, I'm just not brave enough to walk through the door.", "Andie: Jack, you are so brave. I mean, your entire life you have been nothing but brave.", "Jack: Not this time. I mean, I keep taking these baby steps, but I'm not getting anywhere, you know? I'm not getting any braver.", "Andie: Don't be so hard on yourself. I mean, that's what fear is for. It's- it's life's way of telling us that we're not ready for certain things.", "Jack: Aren't you the same girl who spent the past week dragging me kicking and screaming towards my romantic destiny?", "Andie: Yeah, but I know when to push and when not to. It's a little something I picked up from annoyingsister.com. Anyway Jack, when it's right, you'll know it. And that's when you'll walk through that door. When you're ready.", "(Capeside - Dawson and Joey are walking down the street.)", "Dawson: If it makes you feel any better, what happened was inevitable.", "Joey: What was?", "Dawson: What we just saw. All right, look at it from a storytelling perspective. Pacey's brooding, disillusioned, tough guy persona was destined to collide with Jen's fake sexual bravado. It was inevitable.", "Joey: Dawson, you're the ultimate romantic! How could you not be more upset about this?", "Dawson: If Jen and Pacey want to mess around in a coatroom, that's their business.", "Joey: But Dawson, you don't understand what's going on. They made some sort of casual sx pact. They're just using each other.", "Dawson: Joey, we're all guilty of that. At least they're being up front about it.", "Joey: So you buy into this whole raging hormones theory? So you think it's okay for two people who aren't in love to just let their sexual impulses run wild?", "Dawson: No, what I'm saying is if Jen and Pacey made some sort of agreement, I don't think they made it because they wanted sx. I think they wanted comfort.", "Joey: I'm sure that's all they were doing in your bed, Dawson. Providing each other with comfort.", "Dawson: It's not impossible. It's all you and I ever did. Aw, give 'em a break, Jo. They're just lonely.", "Joey: Dawson, being lonely is no excuse to just throw yourself at the first available warm body. I mean, could you sleep with someone that you didn't love?", "Dawson: No. And neither could you. But I do understand the impulse.", "Joey: What impulse?", "Dawson: The impulse to... to put you hand out and want someone there at the end of your reach, to to want someone to be close to, to want to kiss or touch, even if it's wrong.", "Joey: That's just it, Dawson. It's wrong. If a kiss is just some purely physical thing, and if there's nothing else behind it, what's the point?", "Dawson: The point is that you can't control those feelings, Jo, even if they're wrong, they're there. They're always there. You can understand that, can't you?", "Joey: You know, I forgot my coat. I I better go inside and get it.", "Dawson: Okay.", "Joey: Good night.", "Dawson: Good night, Joey.", "(Starlight Dance Studio - Joey is walking out with her coat when she notices Pacey sitting at a table. She goes to leave, but then turns back and goes to him.)", "Joey: I forgot my coat.", "Pacey: Well yeah, you ran out of there in a bit of a hurry, didn't ya? Look, if it makes you feel any better, we never actually slept together. I mean, not even close.", "Joey: It's none of my business what you guys did or didn't do. I'm sorry I overreacted.", "Pacey: Yeah, you did overreact, didn't you?", "Joey: Don't act so smug. I'm not saying you're right, or that I approve of what you guys are doing.", "Pacey: Were doing. I'd say the time limit on the limited time offer has probably run out now.", "Joey: Oh.", "Pacey: So, you got your coat. What made you come in here?", "Joey: Dawson. He convinced me to take pity on your poor, misguided, testosterone-impaired self.", "Pacey: He did that, did he?", "Joey: 'Fraid so.", "Pacey: Man, guess I owe him another one, huh?", "Joey: You do. Come on, let's go.", "Penny: Hey, not so fast, you two. There's a class about to start.", "Joey: I think we've done enough dancing for a lifetime.", "Pacey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not get too hasty here. We've still got a scholarship to work for, right?", "Penny: Oh, about that scholarship. Things have been kind of tight here at the Starlight.", "Joey: There's no scholarship?", "Penny: No, but what I can offer you is 6 months of free dance lessons.", "Joey: And what would we do with those?", "Penny: The cha-cha, the rumba, the merengue, when you're ready, the tango. It's the dance of love.", "Joey: Thanks, but no thanks.", "Pacey: Come on, think about this for a second, don't be too hasty. We may have found our calling in this dance studio.", "Joey: Give it up, Pacey. You definitely were not that good.", "(They leave, laughing. The End.)" ]	Dawson's Creek	03x09	Four to Tango	destinyros2005
Dawson_s_Creek_03x12.json	[ "Joey's friends and their families work together to ensure the success of the Potter family business, a new bed and breakfast. Joey explodes at Pacey after he invites a critic to spend the weekend with them, but ultimately ends up grateful for his help and support. Jack and Andie find some common ground and Jack ends up moving back home. Jen works through some issues with Henry, who is surprisingly calm when he hears about her past indiscretions. Dawson attempts to reconnect with his parents, as Mitch helps Gail rediscover a long forgotten dream, by showing her a potential venue for a restaurant. New developments in the Pacey/Joey relationship force Pacey to think about how he really feels about the new bond between the two of them." ]	[ "(Potter Bed and Breakfast - Dawson, Joey and Pacey are sitting in the living room watching 'The Big Chill')", "Joey: Who are these people? I mean, they're dancing, nobody dances in the kitchen.", "Dawson: Your parents danced in the kitchen. I mean, my parents love this movie. This is like the definitive movie of the entire Baby Boom generation.", "Joey: (to Pacey) Do your parents dance in the kitchen?", "Pacey: My parents? No, they definitely don't dance in the kitchen.", "Joey: (handing popcorn to Dawson) Here.", "Dawson: I don't know, I took all the movie pictures off my wall, everything's in question, I figured why not something unexpected for movie night.", "Joey: Oh, so we're scaling new heights of Mount Lame?", "Dawson: Sorry, Joey tonight's activities were meant to calm your nerves, not agitate them.", "Joey: Well, that's impossible. I mean, this Bed and Breakfast has been open for a day, a very costly Bed and Breakfast mind you, and there are no guests. Have either one of you checked the reservations list? There's not a name to be found, not a one.", "Dawson: Joey, it takes time to establish a reputation--", "Joey: Dawson, Bessie and I have invested every dime we have. Along with guests, time is another thing that we don't have.", "(The phone rings. Joey composes herself before answering.)", "Joey: Potter Bed and Breakfast, can I help you? (her face falls) No, actually I'm perfectly content with my long distance service, thank you. But how 'bout you? I mean, thinking about a vacation? Come to the Cape, take a room at our lovely... She hung up on me. A tele-marketer hung up on me.", "Pacey: Come on, Jo, keep the faith.", "Joey: Is that all you have to say, considering that you were the primary force that escorted Bessie and I down this road to economic ruin?", "Pacey: All I did was figure out a way to kick in some free labor.", "Joey: You, Pacey Witter, single-handedly encouraged this pipe dream. I mean, you should know better than going around inspiring financially and spiritually bereft people, people who have no business being inspired.", "(There's a knock at the door. Joey stops hounding Pacey, and again, composes herself. She gives the room a once over, to make sure it's neat.)", "Joey: (pointing at Pacey's feet on the table) Feet. (Joey composes herself again and opens the door, finding a couple standing outside.) Can I help you?", "Woman: Hi, we were wondering...", "Joey: (hopefully) Yes?", "Man: Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal savior? God loves you. (He hands her a pamphlet.)", "(Capeside High Hallway - Jen is walking down the stairs when Henry catches up to her.)", "Henry: Hey.", "Jen: Hey! Stranger, where you been all week", "Henry: Working.", "Jen: Miss Freckling must be keeping you busy, I don't think I've seen you since Cape Fest.", "Henry: Well, actually I've been working at 'The Bass'.", "Jen: My favorite restaurant. Do you work there full time?", "Henry: No, just a week-long gig. Miss Freckling heard that they had some roof problems so I offered my services.", "Jen: That's an expensive place. They better pay you well.", "Henry: They did, but instead of cash I opted for a free dinner.", "Jen: The implication being?", "Henry: That you and I are gonna meet there.", "Jen: That's funny, cause I don't recall being asked.", "Henry: You weren't. See, I finally figured you out, Jen. Given the opportunity to say no, you do. So, I'm not giving you the opportunity.", "Jen: But then you're also not giving me the opportunity to say yes.", "Henry: Would you? Say yes?", "Jen: Probably not.", "Henry: So I'm not asking.", "Jen: Henry, we've been over this before. Dating is a consensual activity.", "Henry: Don't get ahead of yourself, I never called it a date. I said we'd eat dinner, you know, get to know each other.", "Jen: I've been around the block enough to spot a date in sheep's clothing. Henry: Do you really think a kid like me would deem to consider himself worthy of dating a woman of your silk?", "Jen: Ilk. It... it's ilk.", "Henry: See my point? What's it gonna be?", "Jen: It's gonna be let me think about it.", "Henry: Now we're talking.", "Jen: Yeah, but I didn't say yes.", "Henry: But you didn't say no. I'll see you 'round, I'm late for class.", "Jen: Yeah, but I didn't say yes.", "(Andie sits with her iBook and a bunch of papers outside of some classroom. Jack walks up.)", "Jack: Hey, my sister the future bureaucrat. How goes it?", "Andie: Uhh, to start with I have 42 ads, 10 bios and a director's note that I have to turn into a play bill by Monday. In addition to which, I have to pick up the posters, hang them around town, get the tickets to the community box office and check to make sure the local paper's running our ad next week. Oh, and did I mention that I'm a student with a little obligation called homework?", "Jack: (looking at her iBook with a face) And you're not very familiar with this layout program, are you?", "Andie: What gave that away?", "Jack: Each of your words are in a different font.", "Andie: It's a style choice.", "Jack: And upside down.", "Andie: It's a bold style choice.", "Jack: Yeah, right. (He takes the computer from her.)", "Andie: What are you doing?", "Jack: Helping out a wayward sister. Where are the bios?", "Andie: In there.", "Jack: I don't know how you keep all that together. I mean, personally I wouldn't be able to handle all this.", "Andie: You would if you had a supportive family to come home to every night.", "Jack: Thanks, but I'm happy where I am.", "Andie: You couldn't be happy at home?", "Jack: Not with him there, no.", "Andie: Dad misses you.", "Jack: Yeah, I'm sure he does. All those father-son heart-to-hearts we used to have...", "Andie: It'll be different.", "Jack: Okay, so he knows that I don't want to move home so he enlists you to speak for him. That's what this is, isn't it?", "Andie: (gathering her stuff) You know what, Jack, thanks for you help, but I can manage on my own. See ya.", "(Loan Office - Joey and Bessie are speaking with a woman.)", "Woman: Bess, I gotta be honest with you. I spoke to our manager about you, I made a personal plea. But you're a single mother with multiple dependents, and an income-to-debt ratio that doesn't even qualify for our most liberal profile.", "Bessie: Is there something you could suggest? Some solutions?", "Woman: Well, you could do what a lot of small businesses do, and that's leverage your assets.", "Joey: Unfortunately, our Microsoft options have been called and our yacht is in hock.", "Woman: Have you thought about taking out a mortgage?", "Joey: On the house?", "Woman: It is paid for, free and clear.", "Bessie: Do you have an application?", "(Potter Bed and Breakfast - Joey and Bessie have just arrived home and they make their way into the house.)", "Bessie: I'm just thinking about it.", "Joey: Bess, it's our house, where we live, the only connection we have to Mom. How could you even think about it?", "Bessie: Joey, everything takes longer and costs more than we expect. If there's a way to take a little out, then maybe we should.", "Joey: Well, you can't do something like this without my approval, and I'm not giving it to you.", "Bessie: Actually, I can. I'm an adult, you're a sixteen year old girl.", "Joey: Bessie, I am your sister, a part of this family. If this thing doesn't work out, I lose my house, the only tangible connection that I have...", "Bessie: She left it to me, Joey. Just like she left me in charge around here until you turn eighteen. That's a responsibility you can't understand.", "Joey: I know all about responsibility.", "Bessie: Do you? Because until you know what it's like to humiliate yourself by asking some trust-fund snob who looked down on you in High School for money, I don't want to talk about it with you anymore.", "(Bessie goes inside. Joey walks back down the steps and finds Dawson in her yard with his camcorder.)", "Joey: Dawson?", "Dawson: Hey. I figure, even if my film career is in no man's land, I can still at least put this thing to good use, right?", "Joey: What are you doing?", "Dawson: Making a virtual tour of Capeside's newest B&B. If we post this thing on the web, we get it to all the Cape Cod visitor information sites...", "Joey: Dawson, we don't exactly have the money for such frivolous things known as advertising.", "Dawson: Which is where this comes in.", "Joey: Look, I really appreciate the offer but...", "Dawson: No buts, Jo. This is actually a really good idea. I mean, look at this place. Who wouldn't want to come stay here if they could see it from every angle and meet the charming proprietors beforehand?", "[Inside the house - Joey sits at the kitchen table with a scowl on her face as Dawson tries to film her.)", "Dawson: Uh, Joey if you could try to look welcoming that would be great, because anxiety really doesn't fit in with this whole homey come-stay-with-us thing we're going for.", "Joey: Dawson, I do toilets and I do windows. I draw the line at faux perkiness.", "Dawson: Okay...", "Pacey: Let me tell ya, kiddies, we are looking good. Looking good.", "Joey: What canary did you swallow?", "Pacey: Well, after having felt just a teensy, weensy little bit of guilt over having wrongfully inspired this establishment, I took it upon myself to expose the Potter B&B to the outside world via the mighty pen of Mr. Frederick Fricke.", "Dawson: Fred who?", "Pacey: Fricke. He's, I don't know, he's like the Roger Ebert of the B&B world. Writes for Travel, Travel and Leisure, and most importantly, he writes for the New York Times travel section, the next edition of which will have nothing but glowing things to say about this establishment, because one Mr. Fred Fricke is frequenting here.", "Joey: He's coming here?", "Pacey: Oh yeah, he's on his way back to Boston right now. Happened to fit into his plans, I gave him a call...", "Joey: Are you insane? Have you seen the half-finished room? Have you tasted Bessie's blueberry pancakes? We're not ready for something like this! Not to mention that we don't have any guests...", "Pacey: I beg to differ, we do have guests. Not only do we have guests, we have the perfect guests for the perfect heartwarming weekend at your local B&B. Guests, if you would, please? (Grams enters with Jen, Jack and Andie) We have the sweet, God-fearing grandmother here to help her grandkids try to reconnect to the magical Creekside village where she frolicked as a little girl.", "Andie: I'll need an 8am wake up call.", "Jack: I take my OJ freshly squeezed.", "Jen: Black coffee for me, and God help you if you wake me up before noon.", "Pacey: (Mitch and Gale enter) And just to make sure that our home is filled with happy, boisterous people, we have a loving married couple here to spend a romantic weekend getaway.", "(Outside the house - Joey and Dawson have pulled Pacey outside.) Joey: One minor detail, Pacey, don't you think you could've asked me first?", "Dawson: You think you could've left my parents out of it?", "Joey: It was reckless.", "Dawson: And insensitive.", "Pacey: Okay, one at a time, shall we? Starting with you. (to Dawson) I only asked Mitch to help, okay? It was his idea to bring Gale along.", "Dawson: His idea?", "Pacey: Yes, his idea. So if you want to tear somebody's head off, why don't you try the guy that sired you? (To Joey) And as for you, how could you possibly be so ungrateful after just having witnessed an outpouring of love and support that would've made George Bayley proud?", "Joey: There is nothing wonderful about my life right now, okay? (handing the phone to Pacey) So I don't care how you do it, but you get Mr. Fricke on the phone and you tell him that there is no room at the inn.", "Pacey: Why?", "Joey: Because you don't show a movie reviewer a rough cut, and you don't serve a food critic your first stab at a new recipe. Especially if that recipe is your last chance of keeping a roof over your head.", "Pacey: What?", "Dawson: What do you mean, last chance?", "Joey: Bessie is thinking about taking out a mortgage.", "Dawson: What? A mortgage? You can't let her risk the house!", "Joey: Dawson, does the term \"legal guardian\" mean anything to you?", "Pacey: Umm, I'm sorry, Jo. I'll make this right right now, okay?", "(A knock is heard. Joey goes inside and finds a man standing in the entry way.)", "Joey: (sarcastically) Don't tell me, the Fuller Brush Man?", "Mr. Fricke: Hardly. (handing her a card) Fred Fricke, Bed and Breakfast Quarterly. Is now a bad time?", "Joey: No. Not at all.", "(Potter B&B - The Honeymoon Suite. Dawson walks in on his parents who are unpacking.)", "Gale: Hi, Honey.", "Dawson: So you two are staying in the honeymoon suite?", "Gale: Well, we're just here to help out Joey and Bessie, Honey. Later tonight, after the critic is asleep, your Dad is gonna go home and crash.", "Dawson: Don't you think it might be a little confusing, even hurtful to the child of a divorce to see his parents playacting a happy marriage?", "Mitch: Like your Mother said, Dawson, we're just here to help out.", "Dawson: Dad, Pacey asked you to help out. He didn't say anything about Mom.", "Mitch: Easy, Dawson. Listen, you're seeing something dark and complex here. There's nothing there. Dawson: You know what I'm seeing? I'm seeing two people who don't know what the hell they want, and I'm sick of it. (He storms out.)", "(Potter B&B - Mr. Fricke's room. Mr. Fricke looks around the room as if he's in a barn.)", "Joey: So, is there anything else I can get for you?", "Mr. Fricke: Heat.", "Joey: I beg your pardon?", "Mr. Fricke: It's freezing in here.", "Joey: Well, that's because we're an environmentally friendly inn. We like to conserve our natural resources, not to mention save on our energy bills.", "Mr. Fricke: What? No en suite commode?", "Joey: Excuse me?", "Mr. Fricke: Where is the bathroom?", "Joey: Oh, just down the hall. It's communal.", "Mr. Fricke: I see.", "Joey: Well, enjoy your stay. Um, we serve high tea at five o'clock and breakfast tomorrow morning starting at seven. Enjoy your stay.", "Mr. Fricke: You said that already.", "Joey: You're right, I did. My mistake.", "(Potter B&B - Jack and Andie's room. They are unpacking their things.)", "Jack: Is it just me or is it cold in here?", "Andie: So, you think we can successfully impersonate brother and sister this weekend?", "Jack: I don't see why not.", "Andie: Jack, I don't know how you do it. I can never get a good night's sleep if I'm not in my own bed. (Unpacks)", "Jack: God, Andie. Listen to me. I get the message, okay? If Dad wants me to move back home that's fine, but you're not going to spend the next couple of days waging a subtle campaign to wear me down.", "Andie: Who me?", "Jack: I'm serious. Any mention of home, house, any kind of dwelling where people live, I'm gonna go stay in Jen's room. You understand?", "(Potter B&B - Living room. Bessie and Joey whisper in the corner, looking at Mr. Fricke who is sitting on the couch.)", "Bessie: Does he look like he's having a good time?", "Joey: Does a lemon ever look like its having a good time?", "Bessie: Be nice, Joey. He's just doing his job.", "Joey: And we trust our entire future.", "Bessie: Where's Pacey anyway? He said he'd help me turn down the beds.", "Joey: He's in the bathroom, counting animals two by two.", "Bessie: Why? What happened?", "Joey: What else? A flood. The toilet overflowed.", "Potter B&B - Bathroom. Pacey is mopping.) Pacey: Note to self. Career options. Delete hotel management.", "(Outside Potter B&B - Dawson is at the dock looking out over the water. Mitch walks up.)", "Mitch: You're right. I didn't ask her here for just any reason. Your Mother and I have enough of the same friends for me to know what's going on in her life. And she's hitting a wall, Dawson. Every network, large and small, it seems, is passing her by for a job.", "Dawson: She never told me that.", "Mitch: She didn't tell me.", "Dawson: Well, no offense, Dad, but I'm her son. You're her divorced husband.", "Mitch: I'm her friend. And I want her to know that, whatever our history, I am there for her. I'm sorry if that threatens you.", "Dawson: It doesn't threaten me.", "Mitch: Well, it does something.", "Dawson: It pisses me off.", "Mitch: It pisses you off that your parents have a cordial post-divorce relationship?", "Dawson: No, it pisses me off that I don't know what to believe anymore, okay? You're married, you're divorced. You're enemies, you're friends. What?", "Mitch: We are trying very hard to be friends right now.", "Dawson: Well, it's a little late for that, don't you think?", "Mitch: That's where you're wrong. There's no time constraint about how long you can care about someone, no limit on how much. Especially if they've been so much a part of your life already.", "(Potter B&B - Living Room. Mr. Fricke sits between Joey and Bessie who are overcompensating in excuses.)", "Bessie: Now, this is our first full week of operation, Fred.", "Joey: So we're still trying to work out all the kinks.", "Bessie: I think our family style approach is what sets us apart form all the competition, Fred. (She places her hand on his knee. Both Fricke and Joey look at her hand there.) Pacey: Bathroom's almost fixed!", "Joey: We have great people working for us.", "Bessie: Fred, have you met our on-site handyman, Pacey Witter? Mr. Fricke: No, I haven't had the pleasure.", "Pacey: Rest assured, folks. I have everything under control now. Taken care of.", "(A thud is heard overhead and a cloud of smoke pours out of the vent.)", "Mr. Fricke: You might want to have Handyman Witter check the furnace.", "(Joey bangs on the furnace.)", "Bessie: Hey, we're in luck. Fricke went into town to grab dinner.", "Joey: Shoot.", "Bessie: I don't think swearing at the thing's gonna help.", "Joey: Oh, and flirting with it might?", "Bessie: What's that supposed to mean?", "Joey: Nothing. I'm just a child, remember? I'll just stick with the little things, you know, like how we're going to prevent everyone we know from freezing to death in what's supposed to be the coldest night of the year?", "Bessie: You know, you're certainly behaving like a child. What is your problem?", "Joey: Bessie, do you even remember what it's like to be sixteen? Is it like some far off planet?", "Bessie: I remember.", "Joey: Because it's like you have all the responsibilities of an adult, but none of the authority. You can't vote, you can't drink, you can't make any definitive decisions about your life.", "Bessie: You think getting older automatically gives you more say in your life? Get real, Joey. You think I wanted to be stuck here at 26 taking care of two kids by myself?", "Joey: Well, I guess I missed the part where you begged and pleaded with Bodie to stay.", "Bessie: I ask him to come home every chance I get, but he knows we can't afford it. Trust me, this is now how I planned for my life to turn out.", "Joey: Well, I'm really sorry if Alexander are putting a such a crimp in your lifestyle, but with any luck, I won't be here much longer to trouble you.", "Bessie: That's not what I meant and you know it.", "Joey: That's certainly what it sounded like.", "Bessie: You know, for a girl who supposedly wants to leave Capeside as soon as she can, you sure are putting a hell of a lot of effort into this place.", "Joey: You're right. Maybe it's just time I stopped.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "(Outside the Potter B&B - Pacey is chopping wood. Mitch walks up.)", "Mitch: Whose head was that?", "Pacey: Ah, not to worry, Coach. If anybody's head belongs on the chopping block, it's mine.", "Mitch: What makes you say that?", "Pacey: Oh, let me count the ways, shall we? For one, it was my idea to refurbish the old furnace instead of just buying a new one.", "Mitch: Guilty as charged.", "Pacey: Yeah, and this is the one you're really gonna love. It was my idea to bring Herr Fricke down to our little weekend in the country.", "Mitch: You did?", "Pacey: Yes. I did. Let me tell ya, it was no easy feat, okay? I had to pull out all the stops on that guy, use all my dazzling people skills. And for what? A comedy of errors that's probably going to put the Sisters Potter in the poorhouse.", "Mitch: You know what I think? I think that if I were Joey and Bessie, I would consider myself very lucky to have you in my life.", "Pacey: Why? Everything and everybody that I touch, I screw up, all right? You're aware of the Midas touch, right? You've heard of that? Okay, well the Midas touch, whatever that is, I got the opposite.", "Mitch: Don't be so sure. I mean, look at you. You're still at it, right? You haven't given up. Pace, instead of dwelling on everything that's gone wrong this weekend, so far, um... think about what you contributed. You've put a lot of selfless work into this place, right? That is the real question. Listen, that goes to the heart of who Pacey Witter is.", "Pacey: What?", "Mitch: What makes you care so much.", "(Leery Residence - Dawson is rummaging in a closet.) Gale: The heavy wool blankets are on the top shelf.", "Dawson: I got it. Hey, Mom, I'm sorry.", "Gale: For what, Honey?", "Dawson: For blowing up at you before. I should've been a little more sympathetic. It's just the rules of engagement keep changing on me.", "Gale: Tell me about it. The post-divorce landscape is like an emotional battlefield.", "Dawson: What I don't understand is that you and Dad seem to really like each other, still care about each other.", "Gale: Well we do, Honey. Which is what makes the knowledge that were better off apart even more difficult to bear. I mean, think about your own life.", "Dawson: What about it?", "Gale: You and Joey. The decision to break up it isn't made in one sitting. It's cumulative. You have to re-decide over and over each day.", "(Gram's House - Jack and Andie walk into the kitchen.)", "Jack: Okay, I know there's a space heater in here somewhere.", "Andie: (eyeing a note on the fridge) Hey, what's Jack Milk?", "Jack: What?", "Andie: It says, 'get more Jack Milk.'", "Jack: Oh, that's whole milk. You know, Grams is skim, Jen's one percent.", "Andie: Ah everybody gets their own milk.", "Jack: Yeah, Grams isn't commenting, but she runs a tight ship.", "Andie: (noticing a HUGE mug on the counter) Coffee much?", "Jack: No.", "Andie: What's this about?", "Jack: That's an inside joke, it's kind of hard to explain.", "Andie: It's okay, you don't have to. I get it. I mean, you're part of a family now. Families have three types of milk and inside jokes. Why would you want to move back into that big, cold house with a man who has no idea what kind of milk you drink or what kind of play you're directing. You're really lucky.", "Jack: It's you, isn't it? It's not Dad that's asking me back home, it's you.", "Andie: I miss my brother, Jack. Especially when my life gets crazy and I want somebody around to share it with. And that's not meant to make you feel guilty and its not meant as a sympathetic plea. It's just the truth.", "(Outside Potter B&B - Dawson and Jen sit under the stars talking.)", "Jen: Gorgeous.", "Dawson: It's pollution. Certain, uh, industrial pollutants make the moon appear more vivid. Right about now, some factory in Boston just released something highly toxic into the air.", "Jen: You know, there was a time when you'd just see the magic in a sight like this.", "Dawson: I still do, it's just... you know, I have a bitter sense of the reality behind the magic.", "Jen: Can I ask you something, just for the record?", "Dawson: Yeah, sure. Fire away.", "Jen: When we were dating and I told you about me, my past, um what was it that you were scared of?", "Dawson: I think anything that we don't know or understand can scare us, and I had certainly never known anyone with your degree of life experience. I admit that I was madly infatuated with you.", "Jen: And you have one very intimidated Dawson Leery. Do you think that most other boys would react the same way?", "Dawson: I'd love to say no, but honestly I don't know. I can't know how anyone's gonna react. But I can tell you, just for the record, that how I reacted was wrong. And that now I can see that the only thing more beautiful than Jen Lindley is the reality behind her magic. And I feel sorry for any guy who's too insecure to see that.", "(In the B&B Living Room - The men are around the fireplace trying to light it, as Gale, Jen, Joey and Andie sit around waiting to warm up.)", "Mitch: Okay, let's get that right up there. Air vents, okay? Guys, blow, blow, blow!", "(The fire doesn't start.)", "Jen: We're so gonna freeze.", "Grams: (walking in) You'll never get it started with the hickory on the bottom. May I?", "(The men look at each other before stepping back and letting Grams take over.)", "Grams: (rearranging the wood) Hickory is a glorious wood, but it's a hard wood. Will never burn on its own. Soft pine goes on the bottom, oak in the middle, hickory on top. (She lights it.) There we go.", "Mitch: Wow, I'm impressed.", "Jen: You know, she churns her own butter, too.", "Grams: Oh, I used to build a fire after dinner every night in the winter. Jennifer's Grandfather would sit in his leather chair, feet on ottoman, and read to me. Some nights we'd travel with Ahab in search of the great whale. Or some nights we'd float down the perilous river with Huck and Jim. Nearly every night, at some point in our journey, he'd fall asleep, chin on chest, book in lap, content. You know you love someone when you can spend the entire night just sitting by the fire, watching him sleep.", "Gale: Sounds like you loved him very much.", "Grams: Love is the hardest of woods. Takes a long, long time to heat up, but it does.", "Jen: God, it smells good in here.", "Grams: Hickory burning in the hearth, smells like 46 years of my life.", "Dawson: They say that smell is the most powerful sense of recall that we have. It can bring back all kinds of buried experiences.", "Gale: Vanilla.", "Mitch: Still?", "Gale: Every time I smell it... Your Father worked in a restaurant when we first started dating...", "Mitch: The Franklin Family Fish House.", "Gale: And every night after work, when he would come to pick me up, he always smelled like vanilla.", "Mitch: Well, I used to soak my hands in it to, uhh, alleviate the smell of the cod.", "Dawson: Phenylene diamine. It's the main chemical used to process film, might've been the first time I ever opened a film canister. It's an intense smell. At the time, it smelled like possibility.", "Jen: Mothballs. I love the smell of mothballs. No, when class would get out at the Chapin's School in New York, um, there was this old storage room in the back of the auditorium that the drama club used to keep all their costumes and props in. God, I would spend hours in there hiding under Guinevere's skirt, wrapped in Lady Macbeth's cloak. It always seemed like, no matter what had happened or how bad the day had been or how much I thought I was falling apart, there was nothing that could get to me in there.", "Jack: Kickapoo juice. It was this grape juice, and they used to hand out a cup of it at the end of every day at summer camp. And the owner of the camp, Mr. A, gave it that stupid name. We all knew it was Hi-C.", "Pacey: This might sound a little goofy, but do you think it's actually possible to smell snow?", "Mitch: Absolutely.", "Pacey: Well, that's my first memory, then. I don't know, I was maybe two or three years old. I just distinctly remember getting up on my tippy toes so I could look through this half open window at the snow falling down on the frozen creek, and everything just blanketed in stillness.", "Andie: New car. We'd go on these family trips, and dad would always request a brand new rental car. And I guess, um, that smell just reminds me of all of us traveling together down some big open highway.", "Joey: Bacon. Sizzling, crackling, wafting into my bedroom while I was still asleep, starting in my dreams and coaxing me into awake.", "Bessie: I know that smell.", "Joey: Mom.", "Bessie: Yeah.", "Joey: See, every Sunday when she didn't have to work, she would make breakfast. And I would find my way down the hallway and stand next to her by the stove. And we would talk about school, and boys, and we'd take the pancake batter and pour it into tiny molds shaped like pine trees and animals. My Mom always loved to cook and take care of everyone, and hated working at that bar every night. She always told me not to worry, because eventually she was going to make enough money and she was going to open up her very own, um, her very own Bed and Breakfast. She obviously didn't get the chance to see that dream happen, so I thought I would give it a shot. So, thank you everyone for coming and helping us. You're the best fake guests a girl could ask for. But really, you can all go home now.", "(Joey goes to leave the room and notices Mr. Fricke has been standing in the doorway for an unknown amount of time.)", "Joey: Mr. Fricke, I'm really sorry this has been such a horrendous experience. I realize it's no five star B&B, but I'm pretty sure my mother would've loved it.", "(Potter B&B - Joey's room, the next morning. Voices are heard in the other room, and as she wakes up, a smile crosses her face. \"Ain't Too Proud to Beg\" is playing on the stereo as she makes her way into the kitchen. Everyone is dancing around cooking breakfast, and setting the table to eat. Some are singing along, and dropping things while they dance. Generally having a good time.)", "Joey: So is someone going to tell me what's going on?", "Pacey: Hey. Want some coffee? Could someone please get this lady a cup of coffee?", "Joey: I thought everyone was going home.", "Dawson: Well you know you sleep late, you miss a lot. Okay you've done the bed thing it's time for some breakfast", "(Everyone finds a place to sit at the table. Mr. Fricke is at the head.)", "Pacey: This is for you, Mr. Fricke.", "Joey: Morning, everyone.", "All: Morning.", "Joey: Morning, Mr. Fricke.", "Mr. Fricke: Morning.", "Joey: You know, I know we still have a few kinks to work out. We'll probably never have the fine linens and gourmet food that you're used to.", "Mr. Fricke: The heat didn't work last night... (pause) But this is one of the warmest places I've ever stayed. (gesturing towards the pancakes) And these pancakes may be the best in the county.", "Andie: All right!", "Joey: Um, what am I missing?", "Bessie: Why, whatever do you mean?", "Joey: Well, for one thing your pancakes are nowhere near this good, Bessie.", "Pacey: Well, then perhaps we should pay our compliments to the chef, huh?", "All: (chanting) Chef, chef, chef, chef!", "Bodie: (with Alexander in tow) Now who here wants seconds?", "Joey: (hugging him) Bodie? What are you doing here?", "Bodie: What do you mean? I wouldn't miss this for the world!", "(Bessie pulls Joey into the other room.)", "Bessie: I was up for hours last night, thinking about what you said by the fire. And I went up to the attic...", "Joey: Look, Bessie...", "Bessie: (holding up a Guest Book) Dad gave this to Mom for Christmas ten years ago. We signed it over breakfast... her first guests. How could I have forgotten her dream?", "Joey: You've had a few other things to worry about, Bessie. The lives of two kids.", "Mr. Fricke: (raising his glass in a toast) To the Potter B&B! May it live long and prosper!", "Pacey: Here, here.", "Andie: Yah!", "(Potter B&B - The Honeymoon Suite. Mitch is packing while Gale goes to put a necklace on.)", "Gale: (gesturing the necklace) May I bother you?", "Mitch: Yeah. (helping her with the necklace) You remember last night around the fire, that whole nostalgia vanilla thing? That brought back another memory...", "Gale: The Fish Bistro.", "Mitch: Yeah.", "Gale: How could I ever forget that pipe dream?", "Mitch: We thought that up when you were pregnant with Dawson. Leery's Fresh Fish. But you know what? I think back to that time now, before the teaching and the coaching, that wasn't really my dream at all. It was yours.", "Gale: Well, I don't know about that...", "Mitch: I'm not saying that you bailed on it or anything, I mean, it's not your fault you were more successful doing something else. Anyway, I know that you're interviewing with a lot of different stations and everything, but there is this little empty place by the river. I, um, came across it the other day and wrote the number down, just in case you wanted to take a look at it. (hands her a little slip of paper)", "Gale: Thank you, Mitch, but that dream was so very long ago.", "Mitch: Seems like yesterday to me.", "(The Dock - Henry and Jen are sitting and talking.)", "Henry: So this is why you brought me here?", "Jen: Henry, I just shared with you all the events of my sordid past, a veritable laundry list of sexual crimes and misdemeanors.", "Henry: Yeah?", "Jen: So, so you're not acting disgusted or self-righteous or intimidated or even agog?", "Henry: Why would I be any of those things?", "Jen: Because that's how boys always react.", "Henry: Whatever you did before is part of what makes you who you are. And I'm thankful for that.", "Jen: Did you just say what I think you said?", "Henry: Whatever it was, I think I did, yeah.", "Jen: Who are you, Henry Parker?", "(Outside Potter B&B - Pacey is helping Dawson with his camcorder.)", "Dawson: Pacey, do you have any idea what you're doing?", "Pacey: Well, I have put a lens cap on before, yeah.", "Dawson: I meant just in general. Everything's changing so rapidly, I'm having troubles finding my bearings, you know?", "Pacey: I'll second that emotion.", "Dawson: You know, I lay awake at night on my bed staring at my walls, which are now blank except for a Lennon poster, trying to imagine the future... and it's as blank as the walls. All I can see is a past that's barely recognizable anymore. Perfect example... you.", "Pacey: Me?", "Dawson: Yeah, you concocted this whole metamorphosis. You used to be glib and predictable. I don't know, I mean I thought it was, you know, your relationship with Andie, but now you're not with her and still... I guess what I'm trying to say is, thank you.", "Pacey: For what, man?", "Dawson: For doing what I asked you to do: taking care of Joey. You really went above and beyond the call. I mean, you did something really special for her. I'm glad she has you.", "Pacey: Let me tell you something, Man. It's no picnic, okay? That Potter girl, she ain't easy, alright? She's physically incapable of keeping her mouth shut for more than two seconds at a time. She's got an opinion about everything. I mean, it's uncanny, alright? So anytime you want to jump back in there, you just let me know, because I am eager to return to our regularly scheduled programming. That good enough for you?", "Dawson: That'll do fine, Pace.", "(Potter B&B Porch - Jen and Grams walk outside with the luggage when Jack walks up.) Grams: (singing) Sunshine all over the place, just put on a happy face.", "Jen: Did you mix your red pills with your blue ones today?", "Grams: I like that song. Ahh.", "Jen: Oh, just in time to carry our bags.", "Jack: Uh, listen there's something I want to talk through with you guys if you have a second.", "Jen: Absolutely. What is it?", "Jack: Okay, uh, Andie is, um, Andie's giving me the hard sell about moving back home.", "Jen: Well, what about your Dad?", "Jack: As much as I thought it was, my moving back home doesn't really have anything to do with my Dad. He's not there half the time anyway. It's about Andie. You see, when you guys invited me last summer to stay with you, I didn't have anything or anyone. And it was so generous of both of you and it's not that you just offered me a home, it was the act of reminding me that somebody cared about me when I didn't really feel like I deserved it. And now Andie needs to be reminded of that. I'm her brother. So look, I'm sorry. I want you to think that I appreciate everything and you did so much for me and I...", "Jen: Go home, Jack. Go home.", "(Group hug! The following scenes are a montage of everyone. Music plays in the background.)", "Pacey: Potter? Potter, look, I talked to the furnace guy. He said he could come by tomorrow if you didn't...", "(Pacey finds Joey asleep on the couch under a blanket. He walks over and kneels to the floor next to the couch as he covers her. After staring at her for a moment, he walks away. Outside of the B&B, Bessie, Bodie and Alexander sit on a blanket, looking at the stars. Henry and Jen sit on the docks talking. Gale is walking along a pier, when she comes across the property that Mitch told her about. Jack is packing his things up in his room at Gram's house, for his move back to his father's house. Dawson lays on his bed, staring up at his 'Imagine' poster. Joey is still asleep under the blanket, the room lit only by the fireplace. Pacey sits in the armchair across from her, watching her sleep. A look of contentment and awe is on his face. It's obvious he could sit there all night.)" ]	Dawson's Creek	03x12	A Weekend in the Country	bunniefuu
Dawson_s_Creek_03x13.json	[ "Dawson, lacking inspiration, makes the radical move of dropping out of film class to spend some time re-evaluating his life. Back at the bed and breakfast, Joey is torn between attending Pacey's opening night and her date with A.J., who has come to Capeside for the evening. At the play, Andie must take over as director when Mr. Broderick falls ill. Jen agrees to meet Henry, but she throws him another block by bringing Grams as her date." ]	[ "[Scene: Interior of Joey's House. Pace and Joey are there and have been going through the lines of his play together]", "Pacey: Tomorrow night will be your night. We'll do whatever you want.", "Joey: Something wild, insane, and crazy?", "Pacey: I promise.", "Joey: Like what?", "Pacey: Like I'll come home from work early and we'll wallpaper each other.", "Joey: No way. Sorry, we're done.", "Pacey: We can't stop now. I don't know this stuff at all.", "Joey: Sorry, master thespian, but the whole next page consists solely of cooing, tickling, and lap-sitting, 3 things definitely not in my range as an actress.", "Pacey: Ok. Let me tell you, you're gonna be sorry tomorrow night when I get up on that stage, panic, draw a complete blank, then just start ad-libbing obscenities to the crowd.", "Joey: Actually, Pacey, I kind of thought I'd go on Saturday.", "Pacey: Saturday?", "Joey: Yeah.", "Pacey: No, no, you don't want to come on Saturday. You gotta come on Friday. It's opening night. Much better chance you'll get to witness some amusing disaster. You know, like scenery falling on my head, or perhaps my co-star hyperventilating from one of my intoxicating stage kisses", "Joey: Yeah, you're known for those.", "Pacey: So what do you say? Front row center?", "Joey: I can't. I kind of have this thing I have to do on Friday night.", "Pacey: What thing?", "Joey: It's just this thing. This guy.", "Pacey: What guy?", "Joey: A.J.", "Pacey: College guy?", "Joey: He's coming out to the cape for a party, and he invited me to go with him.", "Pacey: You're going to a frat party?", "Joey: He's not that kind of a college guy, Pacey. Have you ever heard of the aurora borealis?", "Pacey: The northern lights?", "Joey: Yes.", "Pacey: Yeah, I've heard of 'em. I mean, I may not be Ivy league material, but if you give me a road map and a remote control, I can probably find my way to the discovery channel and back.", "Joey: Yeah, well, there're like 10 nights out of the year when you can actually see the northern lights from this part of the world, and tomorrow may be one of them. And if you factor in the recent sunspot activity--", "Pacey: Northern lights, my ass. This guy is obviously just trying to separate you from the Potter pantalonees.", "Joey: Pacey, read a newspaper once in a while. You cannot fake geomagnetic activity.", "Pacey: Oh, yeah, you can. Sure you can! You can fake anything! Especially if you're some Ivy League egghead, and it's all part of some grand astronomical make-out scam. I'm talking as the voice of reason here, ok? I mean, come on, the chances of the northern lights appearing in the night sky above Capeside are about as good as the chances of me acquitting myself with distinction on that stage tomorrow night.", "Joey: Yeah, well, call me crazy, but I'll take those odds any day.", "(Opening Credits)", "[Scene: Outside School. Joey and Dawson are walking along the sidewalk and talking to each other]", "Dawson: So, what do you think?", "Joey: What do I think?", "Dawson: Yeah.", "Joey: I think you're going to be pretty bored in study hall, Dawson.", "Dawson: Well, it could be a very interesting opportunity, to study some human behavior. At least until I figure out what my move is going to be.", "Joey: Just don't go joining the yearbook, ok? I mean, it's bad enough that Pacey's doing this whole play thing.", "Dawson: That's right. Tonight's opening night, isn't it?", "Joey: Yeah...", "[Nicki comes storming up to them]", "Nicki: You dropped film class? Are you insane?", "Joey: Mm... I can tell you guys have a lot to discuss. So, I'll see you later.", "Dawson: Ok.", "[Joey leaves Dawson and Nicki alone.]", "Nicki: This doesn't have anything to do with the film festival. Does it?", "Dawson: No, it doesn't. I just--I need to walk away for a little while. You know? Recharge my batteries.", "Nicki: Well, the least you could have done was given me a heads-up. We're partners, Dawson. And in 3 days we're supposed to stand in front of our entire class and pitch a feature film.", "Dawson: Nikki, I'm sure Mr. Jordan will be more than happy to give you an extension and get you a new partner.", "Nicki: I don't want another partner. I want you.", "Dawson: Who are you kidding? You've probably got the entire assignment done already.", "Nicki: Well, yeah, but I was gonna ask for your ideas.", "Dawson: When you did, you would have realize that I don't have any.", "Nicki: You don't have any ideas? Dawson, you are the most creative person in the class.", "Dawson: See, that's where you'd be wrong, because, as of 8:15, I'm now the most creative person not in the class.", "[Scene: Behind the set of the play. Pacey and his leading actress are trying to run through some lines. Andie is running around wildly in the background.]", "Actress: How are we supposed to go up tonight if you keep forgetting your lines?", "Pacey: I know the lines, ok? It's just that I got a bit of recall delay, that's all.", "Andie: Where's Mr. Broderick? Our play is falling apart at the seams! Pacey, just take it from the top.", "Pacey: Sure thing, boss. What's the top again?", "Andie: You entrance.", "Pacey: Entrance. Right.", "Jack: Hey. Andie.", "Andie: Not now, Jack. We're trying to do this line read-through, but Pacey has conveniently chosen to leave his memory at home.", "Jack: Yeah, well, about 30 minutes ago in English class, it, uh, Mr. Broderick...", "Andie: What?", "Jack: Just come with me. Come on. Come on.", "[Scene: Nurse's office. Mr. Broderick is lying on a caot with a towel on his forehead. Jack and Andie come up to his bedside.]", "Mr. Broderick: The nurse thinks it's a kidney stone. My wife's picking me up in 5 minutes.", "Andie: No, no, no. The play's going up in less than 8 hours.", "Mr. Broderick: I'm sorry Andie. I'm not gonna make it there. You're gonna have to take my place.", "Andie: Uh, no, you don't understand. See, I have, um, tickets to sell and the after-party to set up. I can't do everything by myself!", "Jack: I can do the tickets and the after-party.", "Mr. Broderick: There you go. Jack'll help you. I have faith in you, Andie. I mean, who am I kidding? It's been your show all along. This is your night. Here.", "Andie: Your director's binder?", "Mr. Broderick: It's yours now. And, as the house lights fall over that magic place we call the theater, all I pause for a fleeting moment... And think of me.", "[Scene: Inside the school halways. Jen is trying to get Henry's attention, but he is some distance away. She runs after him.]", "Jen: Henry! Hey, wait, Parker! Parker, wait up! Hi, henry.", "[She eventually runs into him outside the school doors.]", "Henry: Jen...", "Jen: Ok, why are you avoiding me?", "Henry: Why are you canceling on dinner tonight?", "Jen: What makes you think at I'm canceling?", "Henry: Ever since you agreed to this little... Dare I call it \"date,\" you don't even make eye contact with me in the hallway. It's like you got this giant blind spot in exactly my shape and size.", "Jen: Ok, don't you think that maybe you're just being a little bit paranoid?", "Henry: Are you or are you not canceling our date?", "Jen: I'm not canceling anything.", "Henry: You're not?", "Jen: No. No, I'm...just postponing. Look, see, it's Pacey's opening night, and I just figured that maybe I should be there to support him.", "Henry: So that's all this is about, the play?", "Jen: Yeah, yeah, that's what all this is about.", "Henry: Great.", "Jen: What do you mean, great?", "Henry: I'll go with you... To the play. What time's curtain?", "Jen: 7:00.", "Henry: 7:00. All right, I'll be there. I mean, if that' all right with you.", "Jen: Yeah. Yeah, it's fine.", "Henry: Ok.", "[Scene: Joey's bedroom. Bessie and Joey are there sitting on her bed talking.]", "Joey: Don't even think about coming near me with that medieval torture device.", "[Knock at the door]", "Joey: That can't be him.", "Bessie: Just relax. Let Bodie get it. And finish telling me how I'm not supposed to worry about you going out with some much older guy.", "Joey: He's not that old, Bessie. He's like 19.", "[Knock knock at bedroom door. Bessie opens the door to see Pacey at it. She then slams the door back in his face.]", "Bessie: Well, it's a boy. Just not the one we expected.", "[ She opens the door again, and lets him in and then leaves.]", "Pacey: Ok. So I tanked. I did. I completely tanked.", "Joey: Call down, Pacey, you're just nervous.", "Pacey: Oh, no, no, no this is way beyond nervous. Do you know that read-through I had today? I couldn't remember a single line.", "Joey: I don't know why you're psyching yourself out like this. You know the play, Pacey. We went through it 2 nights ago.", "Pacey: No, I know the play when I'm running it with you. When I got to do it with actual man beings, nothing.", "Joey: I know I suck for not being there. I'm sorry.", "Pacey: You do suck for not being there, don't you? But listen, I'm gonna give you the opportunity to get back in my good books, ok? There's still the after-party I told you about. And, now don't say no too quickly, because you're definitely gonna need a shoulder to cry on after this whole northern lights thing doesn't work out.", "Joey: [Laughs] Ok, I'll try, but don't count on it, all right? Current geomagnetic conditions are extremely favorable for auroral activity, actually.", "Pacey: Where did all this scientific mumbo-jumbo come from? I thought this A.J. Dude was a poetry geek.", "Joey: He's interested in more than just that. He's a renaissance man.", "Pacey: Fantastic. He can bore you in 7 languages.", "Joey: No, just 3, actually. English, French, and Latin.", "Pacey: Latin?", "Joey: Mm-hmm!", "Pacey: Who speaks Latin? I mean, like Spanish, now, that's the foreign language of the people. But, Latin that's a dead language.", "[Bessie open the door to her bedroom.]", "Bessie: He's here.", "Joey: Ok, thank you.", "Pacey: It's not too late to bail, ok? Believe me.", "Joey: Why would I want to do that, Pacey?", "Pacey: Because this guy's an operator, ok? I can tell. I mean, you know, the first thing he's gonna do when he comes through that door, is he's gonna pay you some lame compliment about how incredible you look tonight.", "[They start to leave the room and walk toward the living room.]", "Joey: Pacey.", "Pacey: I'm looking out for you. And then he'll try something cute, like a negligible but not entirely insignificant amount of physical contact, you know what I mean? Like helping you on with your coat. Mm-hmm.", "Joey: It's called being a gentleman, Pacey. I'm surprised you've heard of it.", "Pacey: And this party he's supposedly taking you to? I bet it doesn't even exist. And if it does exist, I will lay you money that our boy wonder over there seizes the first possible opportunity to get you alone.", "[She stops before getting to the livingroom]", "Joey: Stay.", "[She leaves pacey in the hallway, and goes to meet AJ.]", "AJ: Hey.", "Joey: Hey .", "AJ: You look, uh, you look amazing.", "Joey: I should get my coat.", "AJ: Let me help you with that.", "Pacey: Hey.", "Joey: Thank you.", "[Scene: Outside of the party. Joey and AJ are walking by the waterfront, talking.]", "Joey: Hey, thank you. So, who are all these people?", "AJ: Well, the guy who owns the place is a mathematician. Once upon a time, he was my mentor.", "Joey: And everybody else?", "AJ: Grad Students, mostly. Some astrophysicists and other left-leaning impoverished academics. Can't you tell?", "Joey: And how would I tell?", "AJ: Well, the cheap haircuts, and the unfortunate fashion sense. [Takes a sip of his drink, then spills it out] The pretentious taste in beverages. It's mead. It's what Beowulf drank before he slew Grendel. [Joey goes to take a sip, and he stops her, then pours hers out as well] You know, I wouldn't it's...", "Joey: Can't I have some?", "AJ: No, it's alcoholic.", "Joey: Ah. I thought that's what college guys lived for.", "AJ: What?", "Joey: Opportunities to get high school girls all liquored up.", "AJ: Well, only ones with very little imagination. Alcohol isn't exactly the most sophisticated way to seduce a girl. I mean, there are better ways to go about it. N-not that I mean-- we, or anything-- I mean, not-- that that was just..", "Joey: Where is everyone going?", "AJ: Oh... Cloud cover. Viewing conditions aren't exactly clear.", "Joey: Does that me no lights?", "AJ: No, not necessarily. It could clear up before midnight.", "Joey: Midnight.", "AJ: Yeah, for some unknown reason, midnight-- astronomical midnight, to be exact-- is the best time for viewing auroral displays.", "Joey: So that means we have quite a wait in store for us.", "AJ: You're not gonna turn into a pumpkin if I keep you out that late, are you?", "Joey: No. But I might freeze to death, so, uh...Maybe we should go inside. . And mingle with those astrophysicists.", "AJ: Let's take a walk first. Do you want to?", "Joey: Sure.", "[Scene: Outside the theater. Jack is handing out play bills at the door. Dawson is getting a bill when Andie walks up]", "Andie: Oh, Dawson, there you are. Where's Pacey?", "Dawson: Uh, as his director, shouldn't you have a better idea of that than I do?", "Andie: Oh!", "Jack: What's going on?", "Andie: Um, well, it's only 20 minutes till curtain call, and my lead is nowhere to be found.", "Jack: I could swear I saw him come in earlier.", "Andie: Ok, so he's gotta be around here somewhere, right?", "Dawson: I'll go look for him.", "Andie: Ok, Dawson, don't look, just find. Please? And tell him not to worry. I'm not gonna kill him. Till after the show.", "[Scene: Inside the Gymnasium. Pacey is shooting some baskets when Dawson walks in just as he makes a shot, and Dawson begins clapping.]", "Pacey: How'd you find me?", "Dawson: I have the misfortune of knowing how your brain works.", "Pacey: Yeah. You know, I seem to recall that the last time you and I were on a basketball court together, I ended up getting my nose broken, didn't I?", "Dawson: Pacey, we don't have time for this. You've got a show to do.", "Pacey: Oh, just a couple more, you know? It helps. It's part of the whole acting process.", "Dawson: So what are you so nervous about? It's not like you've never acted before.", "Pacey: Yeah. How many times did it take me to actually get that sea creature thing right?", "Dawson: Good point.", "Pacey: And at that point, how many people were watching me? And for that matter, how many ex-girlfriends were there, counting on me to do a good job?", "Dawson: Let me ask you this. Acting--you like it? You having fun?", "Pacey: Well, I kind of got blackmailed into the whole thing, but... Yeah, I have to say it's been fun. Actually, it's been a blast.", "Dawson: So then go out on stage tonight and have a blast. It's all that matters man. Find what you love to do and do it.", "Pacey: This is coming from a guy who just gave up his life's passion to hang out with the underachievers in fourth period study hall, right?", "Dawson: I didn't give it up. I just decided to spread it around a little bit.", "Pacey: When did you become all Zen? I thought you of all people would be freaking out big time right now.", "Dawson: Why?", "Pacey: Well, I don't know. Maybe because of Joey's big date with college guy.", "Dawson: I really suck at this game. All right. Come on, Olivier, your public awaits.", "Pacey: What if this guy is some big s*x maniac?", "Dawson: Joey's a big girl. I'm sure she can take care of herself.", "Pacey: Take care of herself? That's all you got to say about this? We're talking about Josephine Potter, the girl whose destiny intrinsically linked to your own.", "Dawson: Had to happen eventually. You said that yourself. Let's go.", "Pacey: [to himself] Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please.", "[Scene: inside the theater. Jen is looking at the entrance, when Henry enters.]", "Jen: Hey--Henry", "Henry: Hey, I thought we were gonna meet out in front.", "Jen: Oh, I thought that whoever got here first was supposed to save seats, so I did. Henry, I'd like you to meet my Grams.", "Henry: Your grandmother?", "Jen: Grams, this is Henry Parker.", "Grams: Oh, well, what a pleasant surprise. I've heard so much about you.", "Henry: Nice to meet you.", "Grams: [To Jen] Jennifer, why didn't you tell me Henry was coming? I would have gladly stayed at home so that you two could be alone.", "Jen: You know what? It looks like the show's starting. We should take our seats.", "[Scene: the play going on from behind stage.]", "Actor: So, how long did you say you'd been married?", "Actress: 6 days.", "Actor: He won't notice the place is empty till June. Well, Eldorado 58191, have a nice marriage.", "Andie: Dawn, we've got to get you buttoned. Ok, you look great. Don't be nervous.", "Pacey: Andie.", "Andie: Pacey, no! How could you do this to me? I sent your understudy into makeup 15 minutes ago.", "Pacey: That's good. I think he should stay there, 'cause, Andie, I can't do this.", "Andie: What? You can. Come here. You know what? I gave up on you knowing this word for word a long time ago. So you're just gonna get the general gist of it, and you are gonna be fine! Ok? Come on, let's go! Go, you're up!", "Pacey: I don't know...", "Andie: Come on. come on! Oh, wait. No, no, no, no! The suitcase! Ok, go!", "[On Stage. Pacey enters, the actress is there waiting. She Kisses him.]", "Actress: Oh, Paul, darling! Well? Say something!", "[Pacey looks out into the audience, and is very nervous. But eventually, be breaks free. Out of breath he says.]", "Pacey: It's 6 flights! Did you know that it's 6 flights?", "[audience laughs]", "Actress: It isn't, it's 5.", "Pacey: What about that big thing hanging...", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene:]", "Joey: So you're saying that there's hope for me?", "AJ: I'm just saying I wouldn't let my family's finances limit my dream. You think you want to go to an Ivy league school?", "Joey: I don't know. I just know that if I don't try, then I'll always wonder.", "AJ: Wonder what?", "Joey: Well, if I'm good enough. Smart enough to... To do something really important with my life.", "AJ: You sound pretty driven.", "Joey: Yeah. Driven by fear of failure.", "AJ: You know, I think maybe sometimes that happens to girls who lose their mothers when they're really young. They're really driven to succeed.", "Joey: Like Madona?", "AJ: Well, I was thinking more along the lines of the Bronte sisters, but... ?", "Joey: For a while I..I...I thought I liked art.", "AJ: But now you don't anymore?", "Joey: No, it... I do. It's I don't know... it's like there's this person that you want to be for other people, you know, and to make them happy and to make them proud of you. And--and then there's yourself. And... Sometimes it's really hard to tell where one ends and the other begins. Does that make sense?", "AJ: Yeah...Completely. You know, in medieval Europe, they used to think the northern lights were spirits of dead warriors.", "Joey: And now?", "AJ: Well, now we know that they're just charged particles of the sun interacting with the earth's upper atmosphere.", "Joey: Charged particles. Not too romantic.", "AJ: Think about it from the particles' point of view. Inexplicably drawn to something. Unable to resist.", "[AJ goes in for a kiss]", "Joey: Um, you know I just remembered that I'm supposed to meet someone, somewhere.", "AJ: Now?", "Joey: Yeah. Can we go?", "AJ: Yeah, sure.", "Joey: Yeah.", "[Scene: The Play. Pacey is standing on top of a tall window sill. And the play is still going on.]", "Pacey: I'll come down when you've said it again, loud and clear.", "Actress: What? Anything, Paul.", "Pacey: Paul Bratter...", "Actress: Paul Bratter...", "Pacey: Rising young attorney...", "Actress: [Cries out] Rising young attorney..", "Pacey: Is a lousy, stinking drunk.", "Actress: Is a lousy, stinking drunk. And I love him.", "Pacey: I love you, too, Corie. I mean, even when I didn't like your tv I loved you.", "Actress: Then please come down, darling. Please.", "[applause]", "[Scene: The After-party, and the place is packed. Jack brings a bunch of flowers up to Andie.]", "Jack: [clears throat] For you.", "Andie: Oh! You shouldn't have!", "Jack: If you don't want 'em, that's ok.", "Andie: No, not so fast. I cannot believe that you did this in one afternoon, Jack. I mean, it's it's amazing.", "Jack: Come on, you're the amazing one, sis. And one word about how my people excel at decorating... You're dead.", "Andie: Ok.", "[Jen walks up to them with Henry and Grams in tow.]", "Jen: Hey, congratulations.", "Andie: Oh, thank you so much!", "[Jen is a little nervous and then notices Pacey at the bar alone. The nto Henry and Grams, says.]", "Jen: You know, if you guys want to grab some punch or something, I'm...I'm just gonna be right back.", "[She goes over to Pacey.]", "Jen: Hey, hey, good-lookin'", "Pacey: Now, you better watch out. I think Grams is moving in on your date.", "Jen: And I think that you better stick to comedy that's scripted.", "Pacey: Fair enough. Thanks for coming tonight.", "Jen: Wouldn't have missed it for the world. Opening night, packed house.", "Pacey: And not a Witter in attendance. Surprise. But Dawson's here.", "Jen: Yeah, I saw him.", "Pacey: And Jack.", "Jen: That he is.", "Pacey: And of course you.", "Jen: Yes, I am.", "Pacey: Yes.", "Jen: But you know who's not here?", "Pacey: Uh, the critic from the Capeside Clarion?", "Jen: Joey.", "Pacey: Yeah, she couldn't make it. You know, big date.", "Jen: It's too bad. She missed a great show. And an incredible leading man.", "Pacey: Well, thank you muchly.", "Jen: Of course, you hardly noticed.", "Pacey: Hardly. Barely missed her.", "[Joey walks up from behind them.]", "Joey: Missed who?", "Pacey: Nobody.", "[Scene: At a table. Dawson and Nicki are there talking.]", "Nicki: I come bearing crudite", "Dawson: Well, thank you. I think.", "Nicki: You know, Dawson, I think you're taking this whole... Precocious teenager thing a bit too far. I mean, people shouldn't disalusioned and give up the biz until they're at least, I don't know, 25.", "Dawson: It's not that big a deal. All I'm doing is dropping an elective.", "Nicki: Film. You dropped film. I thought that was who you are.", "Dawson: It's part of who I am. Remember at your house. When you were talking about how there's so many different things to be passionate about?", "Nicki: Sure.", "Dawson: Well, when I got home that day, I took all the movie posters off my walls. Every last one. There's this image that I keep on coming back to. I'm 10 years old. My parents have taken me to see Jurassic Park. I'm sitting there, fourth row center, popcorn in lap, flanked by mom and dad. And these 2 teenagers walk in. A guy and a girl. Probably about our age. They sit in front of us, and they proceed to make out throughout the entire movie. And I remember sitting there, just being shocked that anyone would rather kiss than watch this miraculous fantasy unfold onscreen. And at one-- at one point, I actually tapped the guy on the shoulder and asked him If he wouldn't mind keeping it down. And he looked at me like... \"Look, one day, kid, you'll get it.\" And here I am, all these years later. And I'm still not the kid who goes to the movie theater just to make out. And I'm not the kid who sat between his parents anymore. I'm this third person who's so busy analyzing everything that I can't enjoy anything. I mean, the other 2 guys, at least they were having fun. I'm...just not anymore. And that's why I dropped film.", "Nicki: So...Uh...Where are you gonna look for this joy you once had but have now lost?", "Dawson: I have absolutely no idea. Any suggestions?", "Nicki: Where were you when you had it last?", "[Scene: Joey and Pacey talking at the bar.]", "Joey: So you're a huge hit. See, I told you everything would work out, Pacey.", "Pacey: What are you doing here? Renaissance man bail on you?", "Joey: No. It was just that it was getting late, and the clouds were moving in, and once it's over cast, there's really no chance of actually seeing the northern lights from this latitude. And plus, it was getting cold. So we just decided that", "Pacey: He kissed you, didn't he?", "Joey: What makes you say that?", "Pacey: He have to be a moron not to. And your lipstick is smeared all over your face.", "Joey: That's what I get for letting Bessie talk me into very berry, I guess.", "Pacey: So are you gonna see this guy again?", "Joey: I don't know. I mean, what's the point? I mean, he's older than me, he's--he's smarter than me. And he lives far away. A very not insignificant problem, seeing as how I can't even drive yet. How could I ever feel about him The way that I...", "Pacey: Feel about Dawson.", "Joey: No, I was--I was actually going to say \"felt.\"", "Pacey: You want to know something, Miss Josephine Potter? I think the world may just surprise you yet. I mean, you fall in love and it doesn't work out, and you think that it'll never happen again, but it does. Believe me, it does, in the strangest of places.", "Joey: What makes you such an expert, Pacey?", "Pacey: Well, I'm an actor. You know, a poor player, strutting and fretting and all the rest of that Shakespearean stuff. And as such, it is my job to understand the sophisticated inner workings of the human heart.", "Joey: I think I liked you better when you were brooding and defeatist.", "[Pacey looks over Joey's shoulder and notices AJ has walked in, and is looking around.]", "Pacey: Uh-huh.", "Joey: What?", "Pacey: Well, I think your date may not be over so soon after all. ah, go on. You know you want to.", "Joey: Ok. Thanks.", "[Scene: There is a comotion. And everyone is looking up into the rafters. Henry is up there yelling down to Jen.]", "Henry: Jen!", "Jen: Henry, what the hell?", "Crowd: [Crowd murmurs excitedly] There's someone in the rafters. He's crazy. He could fall.", "Henry: Jen.", "Jen: Henry, get down.", "Henry: No.", "Jen: I'm not kidding. Get down from there.", "Henry: I'll come down when you say it loud and clear.", "Jen: What? Say what?", "Henry: I, Jen Lindley...", "Jen: I, Jen Lindley...", "Henry: Am embarrassed to be here on a date with Henry Parker.", "Jen: Am embarrassed to be here on a date with Henry Parker. Now get down.", "Henry: I've ignored him...", "Jen: I've ignored him...", "Henry: Taken him for granted...", "Jen: Taken him for granted...", "Henry: And spent the last 5 months of my life making him miserable, all to disguise the horrifying fact. That I like him.", "Jen: Henry, get down.", "Henry: Could someone get a ladder?", "[Scene: Joey and AJ talking with each other.]", "Joey: What made you come back?", "AJ: Uh, I never left. Since I dropped you off, I've been sitting in the parking lot. Thinking about how... When someone says something you don't understand, you're suddenly faced with this rather limited window of opportunity in which you can ask the person to explain what they meant, or spend the rest of your life pretending you understood them. I just thought I'd reopen the window. Did I do something wrong?", "Joey: No, uh, A.J., I kind of panicked. And, you know that thing called grace under pressure? Well, I don't really have it, not even a smidge.", "AJ: Joey, it was just a kiss. It wasn't the running of the bulls in Pamplona.", "Joey: When you kissed me, I suddenly realized that I was standing there with this person who, you know, has skipped about a zillion grades and knows everything about everything, and I knew that the minute that you stopped kissing me, you would realize that you'd made terrible mistake, because", "AJ: Because why?", "Joey: Most things that you talk about... I don't even know what they are. Things like literature and science and history just pour out of you like you're this... Good Will Hunting impersonator, and ... is there anything that you're not an authority on?", "AJ: Girls. Beautiful girls. Their hopes, their dreams, what makes them tick. I wish I knew a little bit more about that.", "Joey: Me, too. You might know more about that than you think you do.", "AJ: So I guess we never got to see them...The northern lights.", "Joey: No. Next time.", "AJ: I've seen them before.", "Joey: Will you tell me about them?", "AJ: It's like the sky you've known your whole life. The one you've looked up at every night as a kid. Only you look up at it, and it's like it's on fire. Flooded with all these brilliant colors.", "Joey: Sounds kinda scary.", "AJ: Yeah, it is. But beautiful.", "[Scene: after the party and Jack and Andie are cleaning up.]", "Jack: Not too glamorous, huh? Stuck with clean-up duty on your big night.", "Andie: I don't mind.", "Jack: I'm sorry dad couldn't be here.", "Andie: Oh, don't be sorry. I mean, that actually kind of made it better. You know, being around all these people who don't know me so well, who believe in the person I am today, that don't really know everything I used to be. It was great. The whole night I felt like...", "Jack: The belle of the ball?", "Andie: No. More like me. Like myself.", "Jack: Well, that is some of the best news I've heard in a long time.", "Andie: I had this, uh, this mantra in the hospital. You want to hear it?", "Jack: Yeah.", "Andie: Structure and purpose. I mean, I know it's just a stupid little school play, but that's what it was to me. Structure and purpose. I think when you have something like that in your life, you know, to hold on to that's not another person, but it's more like a part of yourself, you know, like a goal or a dream, the whole world falls apart around you, you'll be ok.", "Jack: And you are...Ok?", "Andie: Yeah, I'm great.", "Jack: You sure you're that great? [Jack notices Pacey]", "Andie: There's one way to find out.", "[She goes over to sit down by him outside.]", "Andie: Hey.", "Pacey:: Hey.", "Andie: You weren't exactly the life of the party tonight.", "Pacey: No, I guess I got a lot stuff on my mind.", "Andie: Yeah, it's too bad your parents couldn't come.", "Pacey: Well, as it turns out, there are a lot of people who couldn't make it tonight, So .C'est la vie.", "Andie: Yeah, but I mean, too bad they couldn't see you being a star and all tonight.", "Pacey: I think you and I both know who the real star of that production is. I mean, the actors, all we do is come on at the last moment and grab all the glory, whereas the people who work behind the scenes, you guys are the ones who make everything happen. I mean, nobody ever knows all the work that you guys do.", "Andie: They know. So, it looks like you're gonna get that guaranteed \"C\" in English.", "Pacey: You're disappointed, aren't you? About my pathetic return to the depths of academic mediocrity.", "Andie: I'm not disappointed. Girls have these idiotic, misguided notions about guys. I mean, we think we can spruce 'em up and turn 'em into something they're not.", "Pacey: In your defense, I wasn't exactly what you'd call a luxury model. I did have fixer-upper written all over me.", "Andie: Yeah, you pretty much were priced to sell, weren't you?", "Pacey: Yes, I was. Damaged goods.", "Andie: But, the thing is, Pacey...I was wrong. There was never anything about you that needed fixing up. And there never was, and there never will be. 'Cause you are perfect as is.", "Pacey: You, too, Andie.", "Andie: [sighs]", "Pacey: What?", "Andie: I'm trying. So, uh, what do you think my next project should be? It definitely won't be involving you.", "Pacey: No.", "Andie: My people will certainly not be calling your people.", "Pacey: Um, I don't know,", "Andie: I was thinking maybe an all-girl cast.", "Pacey: Or perhaps puppets. You know, puppets are really good. They're directable, unlike myself.", "[Scene: Outside. Jen and Henry are walking along the sidewalk talking to each other.]", "Henry: I can't remember when I felt this depressed. Oh, yeah, 10 minutes ago.", "Jen: You'll get no sympathy from these quarters.", "Henry: I know. For a second there, I thought I saw you smiling.", "Jen: You are not like other boys. Has anybody told you that before?", "Henry: Yeah, you.", "Jen: It's just that you gotta stop it with these grand gestures, these larger-than-life public declarations. They're...You're like the Christo of teenage crushes.", "Henry: Who's Christo?", "Jen: He's--well, he's kind of like a sculptor. He does these really large...Never mind. It's just that you don't have to try so hard.", "Henry: It's just that... I want to know you, Jen Lindley. I want to be honest with you. Totally and completely honest.", "Jen: Nobody can ever be completely honest, henry. No one over the age of 6, that is.", "Henry: I can.", "Jen: You know what? You can, can't you? I don't know what it is or how you managed to keep it for so long, but you've definitely got that thing that children have.", "Henry: You have it, too. You've just... Forgotten about it.", "Jen: No. Henry, I don't think that I ever had it.", "Henry: Then I can teach you. Just say what's ever in your heart right now, right at this instant", "Jen: [She kisses him] was that honest enough?", "Henry: Almost. I'd say about 70%. [He goes in for another kiss and they kiss even more intensely.]", "[Scene: Joey is just getting home, when Bessie stops her at the front door.]", "Bessie: Not so fast. A certain boy we both know is waiting to see you.", "[She goes into the back yard to see who it is. Dawson is sitting there on one of the benches.]", "Joey: Dawson?", "Dawson: Hey, I'm sorry to show up like this. I know you just got back from your date.", "Joey: Look, if that's what this is about", "Dawson: No, it's not. It's not. I swear.", "Joey: How did you know about my date, anyway?", "Dawson: Pacey told me. You don't have to explain. If anybody has to explain, it's me, showing up like this.", "Joey: So why did you show up like this?", "Dawson: I needed to see you. You know? I just I suddenly felt very lost.", "Joey: How did you think you were going to feel after you took down all your posters and suddenly decided to drop film class?", "Dawson: Well, I didn't think. I just...did.", "Joey: And now you're thinking, and you realize you don't know who you are anymore?", "Dawson: Something like that, yeah.", "Joey: I think you lost your true north. That fixed point in the night sky, that you guide yourself by.", "Dawson: What about you? What's your true north?", "Joey: I don't think I have one.", "[They look up into the sky and is, is dancing with fiery lights.]", "Dawson: What is that?", "Joey: The aurora borealis.", "Dawson: The northern lights? Aren't we a little too far south for that here in Capeside?", "Joey: Apparently not. It's funny. I have been waiting all night for this, and it happens now, with you.", "Dawson: Is that a bad thing?", "Joey: No. It's, uh...It's just typical.", "[They just lay back and watch the skys.]", "Joey: I thought they'd be bluer than this." ]	Dawson's Creek	03x13	Northern Lights	bunniefuu
Dawson_s_Creek_03x14.json	[ "Joey is disapproving when Dawson is convinced into attending a party by Pacey, who berates Joey for being too protective of Dawson. After reconsidering, Joey decides to attend the party, along with Jack and Andie, who bring along Kate, a childhood friend of theirs. The party soon descends into total chaos, and the gang are rounded up by Doug and thrown in the drunk tank. All except Pacey are later rescued by a stern looking Mitch. Doug retains custody of his little brother on the advice of their father, and the two later have a heart to heart, during which Pacey reveals for the first time that he has feelings for Joey. At the end of the episode, he attempts to talk to her about it, but ends up offering her driving lessons instead. Elsewhere, Jen goes on a date with Henry, which ends in a hospital trip when Henry tries too hard." ]	[ "[Scene: Inside Bodie's Pick up truck. Joey is in the driver's seat and Dawson in the Passenger. Pacey is in the bed of the truck. Joey is trying to learn to drive a stick shift from Dawson.]", "Dawson: You just kinda want to ease into it. All right, it's a very gentle kinda give and take...Action, all right? So...You might want to do it right about now. Wait!", "[She stalls out the engine.]", "Dawson: Oh! Ok, remember when I said that thing about stepping on the clutch before you actually try and shift? Is that coming back to you? Um...So you re in neutral now. Put your foot on the clutch that's it! Ok?", "Joey: I don't want to learn to drive anymore. It's too hard.", "Pacey: Oh, are we there yet? Look, come on, kiddies. We are barely halfway down the driveway. What on earth have you guys been doin' up ere?", "Dawson: See, this is a shining example of why friends should not teach friends to drive stick.", "Joey: You're not exactly Lloyd Dobler, Dawson.", "Dawson: What is that supposed to mean?", "Joey: Say Anything, John Cusack teaches Ione Skye how to drive.", "Dawson: Yeah?", "Joey: Except, if I remember correctly, he was quite the patient tutor.", "Dawson: Why, as I remember, she actually listened to his tutorial.", "Pacey: Ok kids, let's try and find the love up there, shall we? You know, Dawson, what say you and I invite miss Josephine Potter to step out on the town with us tonight? Unless, of course, you've got prior Valentine's Day plan with the college beau.", "Joey: No, massive midterm crisis.", "Pacey: Excuse me? What kinda moron would rather shove his nose in a book then take his girl out for Valentine's Day?", "Joey: Pacey, I know it's a hard concept for you to grasp, but some people are actually dedicated to the pursuit of academic excellence.", "Pacey: Ok, so then why don't you just come with us? It'll be fun.", "Joey: Depends on what goofus and gallant are up to this evening.", "Pacey: Well, as it happens, Matt Caufield is throwing, a massive anti-valentine's day party.", "Joey: To go to a Matt Caufield party? After everything we've heard about him?", "Dawson: Why wouldn't we?", "Joey: Heh. Well, that surprises me, Dawson.", "Dawson: Why?", "Joey: Matt Caufield? I mean, he's not exactly of your tribe. He's a creep, and his parties are infamous for complete and utter debauchery.", "Pacey: Why are you comin' down on a guy for wanting to shed his skin and have some fun for a change?", "Joey: And why are you dragging him into a seedy, depraved world reserved for bottom-feeders like yourself?", "Pacey: Ok, guys, this tug-of-war over my morality is entertaining and all but we gotta get going. We're gonna be late for school.", "Joey: As much as the idea of watching the two of you make fools of yourselves is appealing to me, I'm gonna have to pass on the whole party thing... and make it a blockbuster night.", "Pacey: You know, that sounds like a great idea, Jo. Who are you gonna get to drive ya?", "[Opening Credits]", "[Scene: On the sidewalk outside of school. Dawson and Pacey are walking and talking.]", "Dawson: Can you imagine the life that that guy's leading?", "Pacey: Urban legend has it he slept with 6 cheerleaders in one weekend. I'm tellin' you, man, we gotta go to that party.", "Dawson: I don't know, man. Maybe Joey's right.", "Pacey: Aw, what is this? Is this doubt I'm hearing, Young Skywalker?", "Dawson: I'm not exactly cut out for a career in hedonism.", "Pacey: Dawson, pick up the phone already. This is your call to action. Ok? Your hero's journey begins now, my friend.", "Dawson: Pacey Witter, the poor man's Yoda.", "Pacey: You know, I've actually always seen myself more as the Han Solo type. Roguish good looks. Devil-may-care attitude.", "[Jack come running up to them.]", "Pacey: Hey, here comes my Chewbacca.", "Jack: What?", "Pacey: It's not important. Anyway, have any luck?", "Jack: Yeah, I talked to some of the guys on the team, and it turns out that the location is completely confidential. I guess Caufield and some of his buddies were afraid if, you know, the cops get wind of it they'll bust it up. But I did get the password.", "Pacey: What is it?", "[He looks to the side, giving his profile.]", "Jack: I know kung fu.", "[Scene: The Blood Bank. Henry is talking to one of the nurses there.]", "Nurse: I told you yesterday, Henry, you can only sell plasma every 72 hours.", "Henry: But I feel fine.", "Nurse: I know that huge heart of yours could probably fill half the blood banks in New England, but I'm sorry.", "Henry: Please? I got a date with an angel tonight. And everything is almost perfect. I spent the last 2 weeks working at her favorite restaurant to pay for the meal. I--I've got a reservation at the best table. Now, if I can just sell one more pint, I'll have enough for a gift.", "Nurse: I can't bend the rules.", "Henry: Nurse Nicole, somewhere out there there's a guy who thinks about you every day and dreams about you every night. A guy who would sell his blood just to make you happy.", "Nurse: Well, he's late.", "Henry: Maybe he's stuck. Maybe someone won't... bend the rules for him.", "Nurse: Roll up your sleeve. And promise me you'll get some rest before your big date.", "[Scene: Doug's Police Car. Doug is filling out some reports in it. Pacey comes walking up to him.]", "Pacey: Hey, Dougie.", "[Radio plays love song]", "Doug: To what do I owe this dubious honor? `", "Pacey: Just want to hang out with his brother I always have to have an ulterior motive? And what is that satanic racket you got goin' in there?", "Doug: [Laughs] Oh, listen to that voice, Pacey. Is that no a cause for joy? I mean, is that not the voice of a diva?", "Pacey: Dougie, if you continue in this manner, you are going to force me to unleash a salvo of gay stereotype humor that will leave you breathless and quivering. Ok?", "Doug: Always a pleasure, Pacey, but I got somewhere to be.", "Pacey: Well, look, maybe I could do a ride along with you tonight.", "Doug: And why would you want to do that?", "Pacey: Because, Doug, you're my big brother. I look up to you. And call me crazy, but I think it will be fascinating to spend a night in the life of super-cop Douglas Witter.", "Doug: Not tonight, ok?", "Pacey: Why not?", "Doug: Because you would be bored. Tonight I have to suffer through the noble task of staking out the golf course.", "Pacey: Golf course, huh?", "Doug: Yeah, a concerned citizen called in a heads-up about some big party at the golf course. So, you know. Hey, you, uh, haven't heard anything about a party, have you?", "Pacey: At the golf course? Ah. Nah. Nah. I did hear about this rager out on Witch Island but that's not what you're looking for. Any way, thank you, Douglas Witter.", "[Scene: Inside Andie's room. She is on the phone when Jack enters.]", "Andie: [On phone]Ahh. Ok, so, you take a left on Dearborn and then we're the third house on the left. So, I'll see you around 8:00? Kate, come on, you have to. Me. I mean, it'll be so much fun. Besides, you have to get your minds off things right? Ok, great. I'll see you then. Bye.", "[Hangs up Phone]", "Jack: Kate? Kate who?", "Andie: Kate Douglas. She's coming from Rhode Island for the weekend to crash with us.", "Jack: Kate Douglas, as in, my ex-girlfriend?", "Andie: And as in, a very good friend of mine.", "Jack: I can't believe you would actually ask her up here without asking me first.", "Andie: Jack, it's Valentine's Day and she just broke up with her boyfriend, and she needs a change of scenery. So, I...", "Jack: [sighs] did she mention me?", "Andie: Well, yeah, I mean, it's only natural.", "Jack: What'd you tell her?", "Andie: That you're great.", "Jack: And?", "Andie: \"And?\"", "Jack: And?", "Andie: And no, I didn't tell her that. That is so your gig.", "Jack: I can't believe you.", "Andie: Jack, hello, it's not that big of a deal, ok? She gets here, you ask her if she wants a glass of water, and then you, you know, kinda mention that you like boys.", "[Scene: Jen's Bedroom. She is getting ready for her date with Henry, and Grams is helping her.]", "Jen: What do you think, red or black?", "Grams: It's Valentine's Day. Red, of course.", "Jen: Yeah. Yeah, I thought so, too. All right.", "Grams: You know, it's perfectly natural to be nervous. Valentine's is a very exciting day.", "Jen: Oh, I'm not nervous. All right? It's just another day, just another dinner.", "Grams: It is not just another day. It's the day St. Valentine gave his life to the Romans rather than stop marrying young Christian lovers. Ooh, you can feel his spirit all around us.", "Jen: Oh, it's called a draft, and it usually wafts through open doors around the middle of February.", "Grams: Jennifer, you are far too Jaded.", "Jen: Who's jaded? I think it's great that we have a day that commercializes on our emotions.", "Grams: [sighs]", "Jen: Not even the harsh jangle of the cash register can keep love at bay.", "Grams: [sighs]", "Jen: Something's missing.", "Grams: You look beautiful, just beautiful.", "Jen: No something is definitely missing.", "[She grabs a necklace.]", "Grams: Uh--an unadorned neck is proper for the first date...Change, purity", "Jen: And that's so me.", "Grams: You know, I've often found that the best thing for nerves is to simply breathe deeply. In...Out...", "Jen: All right, for the last time I'm not nervous. I have absolutely nothing to be nervous about. I I have been on plenty of dates, with plenty of guys on plenty of days, and this is just another date. So- so, please, don't make such a big deal out of it. 'Cause not such a big deal at all. Ok?", "Grams: Have fun on your date, dear.", "[Scene: Inside Andie's car. Andie and Kate are in the front seats, and Jack is in the Back seat.]", "Andie: [sighs] Ok, so, the plan is, is we're gonna meet our friend at the club, and we're gonna try and find this senior party. Ok?", "Kate: Jackers, you're pretty darn quiet for someone I haven't seen in a year.", "Jack: It's just weird to see you. That's all.", "Kate: Have you missed me?", "Jack: Yeah, of course.", "Kate: I'm a pretty missable kinda gal.", "Jack: Don't ya think? Extremely missable.", "Kate: So, who's that special someone in your life these days?", "Jack: Um... It's funny you should ask that. Um...Because I think there's something that you should know--", "[Kate begins crying.]", "Andie: Kate, what's wrong?", "Kate: My boyfriend...When he broke up with me, it started just like that. When I asked him what was wrong, he said, \"funny you should ask.\" And then he told me that he was gay.", "[Jack and Andie just look at each other through the rear view mirror.]", "[Scene: Out on the golf course that evening. Pacey and Dawson are waiting. Pacey is acting like he's playing golf.]", "Pacey: Here we are, the 18th green, Augusta. If Pacey Witter can sink this putt, he will become youngest-ever masters champion. You can see the tension etched all over the face of his girlfriend, acting sensation, miss Heather Graham.", "Dawson: [Laughs]", "[Just as he's about to make the Putt. Andie, jack and Kate come up.]", "Andie: Hey, guys!", "[He acts like he loses control of the putter.]", "Pacey: Puh. McPhee, you just made me drop my putter!", "Andie: Whoo! Tragic. Dawson, Pacey, I want you to meet my friend, Kate Douglas.", "Dawson: Nice to meet you, Kate Douglas.", "Kate: Any friends of Jackers are instant friends", "Pacey: \"Jackers.\" I believe she just said \"Jackers.\"", "Jack: Yeah, well, Kate and I go way back.", "Kate: [Clears throat] Way back. Jack was my first boyfriend.", "Dawson: Oh, way back.", "Pacey: I'd, uh, I'd just like to putt out there.", "Kate: That I've recently broken up with my gay boyfriend, and I find myself in a highly-charged emotional state. Ok? Thanks for your time.", "Pacey: Can we have a moment please? Thank you.", "[He pulls Dawson aside.]", "Pacey: Did you hear what she just said?", "Dawson: I know. I feel bad for her. Add Jack, that's not one, but 2 gay boyfriends.", "Pacey: Ok, I wasn't so much talking about what she said, more like what she's saying.", "Dawson: And the subtext is?", "Pacey: That she needs to overcome the memory of her lost love...if only for a brief time. She's lookin' to hook up, man. This night just turned to a teenage fairy tale, and you, my friend, are the big, bright, shining star.", "Dawson: I wasn't quite looking at it from that angle.", "Pacey: Well, that's why I'm here, little buddy, isn't it?", "Dawson: Huh?", "Pacey: Nuh?!", "[Joey comes up to join the group.]", "Joey: Hey.", "All: Hi.", "Pacey: Well, that's odd. I mean, this couldn't possibly be miss Josephine Buzzkill in front of me, because I'm pretty sure she was boo tonight.", "Joey: Well, I came to make sure that I don't lose Dawson to the dark side.", "Dawson: Joey. I appreciate your concern, But I'm really quite capable of taking care of myself.", "Joey: Some day you'll thank me, Dawson. And if Pacey insists on being the devil on your shoulder, then the least I can do is be the angel on the other.", "Pacey: Fine, then. Come with me, sweet little angel. Be my guest. But you are not-- and I repeat--not gonna ruin this night for us.", "[Scene: Grams House. There is a knock on the door and Jen opens it to see Henry there. His face looks a little pale.]", "Jen: Hi. Henry, do you feel ok? You look kinda peaked.", "Henry: Uh--uh, I've been dreaming about this for so long, I'm afraid if I speak, I'll awake.", "Jen: You are awake.", "Henry: You're gorgeous.", "Jen: [flattered] So are you.", "[They begin to leave.]", "Henry: We're wearing the same color.", "Jen: Mmm, black. You know, my grams would probably say that it as a sign of the spirit of St. Valentine.", "Henry: Of course it is. I believe that. Oh, this is-- this is for you.", "[He hands her a long stem rose.]", "Jen: Henry, thank you. It's perfect.", "Henry: This whole night's gonna be perfect.", "[Jen pricks her finger on one of the thorns.]", "Jen: Ouch!", "Henry: Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, no.", "Jen: It's ok.", "Henry: It's not ok. You're bleeding.", "Jen: No. No, that's fine, really. Just a flesh wound.", "[Scene: The Golf Course. There are 3 golf carts driving on the course. Pacey and Joey are in the first one, Andie and Jack are in one, and Dawson and Kate are in the last one.]", "Joey: Well, that was about as subtle as an Oliver Stone film.", "Pacey: What was?", "Joey: Shoving Dawson on that girl.", "Pacey: What, are you jealous?", "Joey: No, I'm worried about him, Pacey.", "Pacey: Why?", "Joey: Because he's lost. I mean, can't you see that?", "Pacey: I wholeheartedly concur with you. Dawson is lost right now. That's why he needs to acquire as much life experience as possible", "Joey: Pacey, why does life experience need to translate into these wild parties and random hook-ups?", "Pacey: What would you have the man do? Join a book-of-the-month club?", "[Jack and Andie's car.]", "Jack: I'm screwed. I can't tell her now.", "Andie: You have to tell her.", "Jack: I can't tell her now.", "Andie: Well, you can't keep avoiding her all night either", "Jack: Well, if I tell her, I'm just gonna end up hurting her all over again.", "Andie: Ha ha. Ok, get over yourself, Jack.", "[Dawson and Kate's Car.]", "Dawson: What?", "Kate: Is there something hideously wrong with me?", "Dawson: Not that I can tell.", "Kate: Dave, the guy I just broke up with...The guy that turned out to be oh so very much a homosexual...He used to tell me I was an acquired taste. Is that just a nice way of saying I'm a filthy eyesore? I'm not a filthy eyesore, am I?", "Dawson: No, you're beautiful...In a way beautiful used to actually mean something.", "Kate: What w s your name again?", "[Scene: The Party. There is a large group of people at the party around a huge bonfire.]", "[Rock music plays]", "Kate: Rock on.", "Joey: You know, Scream 3 is playing at the Rialto. We could still catch it.", "Pacey: Easy, Potter.", "Joey: How do you think these guys are gonna respond when they find out we're crashing their party without an invite?", "Andie: Uh, good question and one we probably should have considered before we got here. So, who wants to go get ice cream?", "Jack: We made it this far, party people, we might as well.", "Caufield: This is my party, and I don't recall inviting any of you.", "Pacey: Well, you didn't. Heh then.", "Andie: Our mistake. So we'll be going now.", "Caufield: Do you know the password?", "Dawson: I know kung fu.", "Pacey: Ok, the .", "Jack: Well, ok.", "Kate: Ok.", "Caufield: Not so fast, kids. You do know about the entrance fee, don't ya?", "Pacey: Oh, yeah. Of course. It's, uh, what? $5.00 cover this, right?", "[Caufield grabs a tray of Jell-o Shots.]", "Caufield: If you'd like to join us, I need each of you to down one of these bad boys. Go on. All the cool kids are doing it.", "Pacey: Well, thank you, Mr. Cosby.", "Kate: Red. Pretty.", "Jack: Yummy. Novocain for the soul.", "Caufield: Betty, Veronica?", "Andie: Actually, I'm the designated driver tonight.", "Caufield: Well, what about you, doll?", "Joey: It's an attractive offer. Although I'm sure you're dying for the chance to hold back my hair when I inevitably vomit up that nasty keg beer, I'm gonna have to take a rain check.", "[Dawson takes one of the cups.]", "Joey: You're actually considering participating in this nonsense?", "Pacey: Why can't you just let the man make his own decisions?", "Joey: Dawson, this isn't you.", "Pacey: You know, your concern for Dawson is starting to border on pathological, Potter.", "Dawson: Guys, we're not at the gates of hell, and you're not arguing over my soul.", "[He down's the Jell-o shot.]", "Pacey: All right, heh heh.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: At the restaurant. Henry and Jen are sitting at the table talking.]", "Jen: Thank you, Henry.", "Henry: You're just saying that.", "Jen: All right, well, maybe I had my doubts at first, but everything's turned out really, really nicely. We've got a fun place to eat, and what's more important is that we can spend some time doing what I was hoping that we could do on Valentine's Day, which is just...Get to know each other, you know what I mean?", "[Henry is just staring out into nothingness.]", "Jen: Henry Henry...Henry", "Henry: Uh-huh?", "Jen: Am I boring you?", "Henry: No, no, I was I was just resting my eyes.", "Jen: Oh. Well, feel free to put your head down and take a nap if you like.", "Henry: Oh, ok.", "[He collapses out of his chair onto the floor.]", "Jen: Oh, my god. Henry!", "[Scene: The Golf Course. Joey and Andie riding back to their car in the golf cart.]", "Joey: How does he do it?", "Andie: Who, Dawson?", "Joey: No, Pacey. How does he always manage to get us into these situations?", "Andie: It's his cocky charm.", "Joey: Cocky, yes, but I don't t think the village idiot routine equals charm.", "Andie: Well, he means well.", "Joey: Why is he so irritating?", "Andie: If you think about it, I mean, he is just this big, dopey dog.", "Joey: You re right. , It's like he runs through the house destroying everything in his path, and then he looks up at you like, what did you expect? I'm just a dog.", "Andie: Mm-hmm. Heh. You know who you sound like?", "Joey: Who?", "Andie: Me...Right before I started dating him.", "[siren]", "Doug over car P.A.: You in the golf cart, pull over.", "[Doug exits the Cop car and walks up to the Golf Cart with a flash light.]", "Doug: Evening, ladies.", "[Scene: At the Party. Dawson is going over to talk to Kate.]", "[Rock music plays]", "Dawson: Hey, Kate.", "Kate: Hey, Dawson.", "Dawson: I was wondering", "Kate: You were wondering?", "Dawson: Heh. Are you gonna repeat everything I say?", "Kate: Are you gonna repeat everything I say? Isn't that annoying? I'm sorry. You were wondering?", "Dawson: Uh, I was wondering if you wanted to take a walk?", "Kate: With you?", "Dawson: With me.", "Kate: Yeah. A walk sounds neat. Let's go.", "Dawson: Ok.", "[Scene: Outside the restaurant. Henry is on a gurney being rolled over to the ambulance.]", "Paramedic: He'll be at St. Matthew's Lawler. He'll be fine.", "Jen: God, Henry, I cannot believe that you sold your blood.", "Henry: Twice in a 48-hour period.", "Jen: What were you thinking?", "Henry: I wanted to make sure I did everything possible to make tonight unforgettable.", "Jen: Well, you did. Ha. And wanted to buy you this.", "[He takes a box out of his pocket and gives it to her.]", "Jen: Henry. It's a ring. And--and-- and it's orange.", "Henry: It's Hungarian red. Try it on.", "[She tries it on but it is too small.]", "Henry: Oh. No!", "Jen: Henry, Henry, please don't worry about this.", "Henry: I ruined it. I ruined everything.", "Jen: It's--it's-- Henry, it's fine. Please don't worry about it.", "Henry: I wanted-- I wanted everything to be so perfect.", "Jen: It is. This is perfect. It--it's perfect.", "[Scene: at the golf course. Kate and Dawson are walking and talking.]", "Kate: I know what you're doing.", "Dawson: Really? And, uh...and what's that?", "Kate: You're the resident caretaker.", "Dawson: [chuckles] The what?", "Kate: The gang's nice guy. Freddie friendly. The one who volunteers to take highly emotional and processively wasted types off of everybody's hands so the other boys can go and have fun. Don't worry about little ol' me, Dawson. I will present you with no burden whatsoever. This place is hilly.", "Dawson: Oh, wait wait a minute. Why would you assume that?", "Kate: Assume what?", "Dawson: That I'm a nice guy. I mean, maybe I could be trying to take advantage of your situation.", "Kate: [laughs]", "Dawson: And you find that humorous.", "Kate: I may be drunk, and I may hardly know you, but that's not you.", "Dawson: It isn't?", "Kate: No. It isn't. I mean, first of all, who in a million years that was trying to take advantage of my situation. Would use the expression, \"I'm trying to take advantage of your situation\"?", "Dawson: [laughs] [sighs] [To the sky] Is it really too much, huh, to ask the universe that that once, just once, just one single, solitary time can you conspire with my desire to have a good time?", "Kate: Quit whining. There are people dying in the Balkans.", "Dawson: You be quiet, ok? This is between me and the fates.", "Kate: Call me loco, but maybe if you just acted instead of hemming and hawing and debating and conversing, then maybe you'd actually see some results.", "Dawson: [sighs] What is that supposed to mean?", "Kate: Simply put... If you don't want to be a nice guy, Dawson, when you take a girl into the woods, don't talk to her about kissing her. Kiss her. Especially after you've told her that she was beautiful in the way that beautiful used to actually mean something.", "Dawson: It's that simple?", "Kate: It's that simple.", "[Dawson goes into kiss her, but just as he's about to kiss her she stops him.]", "Kate: Hold that impulse.", "[Coughing and vomiting]", "Dawson: Perfect Perfect.", "[Scene: Inside Grams. Kitchen. Grams is sitting at the table drinking some coffee, when Jen enters from her date.]", "Grams: You're home early.", "Jen: Unfortunately not early enough. The haggard girl that you're looking at now is straight from the date from hell.", "Grams: Something for you and Henry to laugh about on your second date.", "Jen: Sadly enough, I don't think there's gonna be a second date, Grams.", "Grams: Because of just one sour evening?", "Jen: This was our first real date, and to call it sour would be a kind review.", "Grams: Jennifer, you have got to get over your preconceptions, about what a date is supposed to be. A date is, eh - even if it's a bad one, is just another moment. It's just another another pearl in a in a great wondrous necklace.", "Jen: Ok, before you wax geriatric let me just cut to the chase. Henry is right now in the hospital because he oversold his blood in order to buy me a Hungarian red ring which, by the way, is too small. [sighs] Sweet, yes. Adorable, sure. Grammar school, definitely.", "Grams: Henry never claimed to be the sophisticated sort.", "Jen: Which is exactly my point. I mean, why go for all this trouble? Why why plan a dinner? Why by me jewelry, if it's not who you are?", "Grams: Maybe he thinks that's who you want him to be.", "[Scene: The Party. Pacey is lying down on a section of tree and doing a beer bong, when there are sirens in the background. Everyone starts to run away.]", "Pacey: Whoa, guys. Yo, guys! What, did I do it wrong?", "[He sees some feet walking towards him. And then notices Deputy Doug.]", "Pacey: Hello?", "[Scene: Inside a jail cell. Everyone is in there. Kate is up walking around, while everyone else is sitting on the benches.]", "Kate: Do you guys party like this every weekend? 'cause I gotta say this has been the most fun I've had in a really long time. I mean, I am just so over my ex-boyfriend right now.", "Jack: I am really glad to hear you say that, Kate, 'cause I think there's something you really need to know.", "Andie: [Whispering to Jack] You are not gonna tell her in an enclosed space.", "Kate: Hey, I heard that. Tell me what in an enclosed space?", "Jack: Hey look, I know this isn't the optimum time to do this, all right? But I...All right, look. I", "Kate: Oohh I know what this is. You're not over me, are you, Jack?", "Jack: No, no, th-th-that's not it. Not to suggest that you're easily get-overable or an thing, but...The thing is...I...", "Kate: Oh, my god. You're gay, aren't you? [Laughs] Oh, god! But we had...", "Jack: Ah. Yeah, we did.", "Kate: And you were good.", "Jack: Thanks. But that doesn't really have any bearing on our current situation. I'm still gay.", "Kate: [To Dawson.] Are you gay, too?", "Dawson: Me? No.", "Kate: Are you sure? Because apparently only gay guys will kiss me.", "Joey: You kissed her", "Kate: I... [Sighs] he started to, but my less-than-iron stomach napalmed the moment.", "Joey: Dawson, what were you thinking?", "Dawson: I wasn't. Ha ha, for a fleeting moment I actually wasn't thinking, and it felt good.", "Kate: To take advantage of a girl who was drunk, vulnerable, and clearly on the rebound? I mean, is it just me, Dawson, or is this jaw-droppingly out of character?", "Dawson: What character, Joey? The little sketch in your head that you have labeled \"Dawson\" Look, this might not be the me that you're used to, and I might make a complete fool out of myself, but you have to start letting me make some mistakes.", "Pacey: [In a DJ Voice.] Here we go again kiddies. For the 476th time this hour, our number one billboard chart topper, \"The ballad of Dawson and Joey.\" Will those 2 cry kids ever get back together again? Boy, I sure hope so.", "Joey: Look, Pacey, would you stay out of it?", "Pacey: Oh, of course. Far be it from me, lowly creature that I am, to ever tread on the sanctity of the Dawson and Joey dynamic. I'm sorry, it's just that I find the way at you treat him so fascinating, Potter.", "Joey: And how is that, Dr. Witter?", "Pacey: Like he's some weird, neutered, little virginal creature.", "Joey: What's your problem?", "Pacey: Huh. I don't have a problem. I am but a Greek chorus, here to observe and interpret.", "Dawson: Pacey...", "Joey: When did you adopt this mean streak?", "Pacey: Come on, Joey, you and I... We've always been known foe the snap, crackle, and pop of our repartee.", "Joey: Right. The good-natured but to my recollection, I don't remember it ever being pointed, and it's never been hurtful.", "Pacey: Or even being taken so seriously.", "Joey: But how could I not take it seriously, Pacey? And you've said one harsh, nasty thing after another to me tonight. What did I really do to deserve all that?", "Pacey: You didn't do anything to deserve this. The drunken lout in the corner just pleads sheer frustration. I mean, honestly, do you have any idea how exhausting it is to exist on your periphery to witness this perpetual dance that you two have? One week you're soul mates, the next week you're giving each other up for the greater good. I mean, do you think it's possible at sometime soon you could make up your mind, please? Yeah, and the reverence that you two treat this little saga of yours with, it's enough to make a guy wanna puke.", "[at that he gets up and runs to the sink. And vomits into it.]", "[Scene: Later at the jail cell. Everyone is sitting there quietly when, Doug and Mitch show up at the door.]", "Doug: All right. Everyone out.", "[They begin to file out of the door past Doug and Mitch who is eyeing Dawson with disappointment.]", "Doug: Everyone,", "[Door slams]", "Doug: Except you, little brother. Dad thinks it might be a good idea if you spend the night.", "[Scene: Henry's hospital room. Henry is there eating from a Jell-o Cup, when Jen comes into the room.]", "Henry: Jell-o?", "Jen: [giggles] What is it about hospitals always serving jell-o? Do they think it has some sort of miraculous healing power?", "Henry: [sniffs] I'm sorry I can't offer you more.", "Jen: No, I'm sorry. Henry, I think that I may have been, um...Just a a bit more anxious than I I let on about this whole thing.", "Henry: You? Anxious, really?", "Jen: Yeah. Um...See, when at the Chapin school, um, Valentine's was the day when the guy that I was dating would take out the girl that he really liked, give her presents, and chocolates", "Henry: I I don't believe that for", "Jen: Yeah. Well, it's true. All right, I've never had a date on Valentine's day...Let alone a first date, so...I think that my my need to fulfill that experience is what got the better of both of us.", "Henry: That's one way to put it. [chuckles]", "Jen: If we're gonna continue dating, and and I I'd like that, um, what do you say that we start acting more like ourselves and less like a couple in our thirties?", "Henry: Does this mean you want me to return the ring?", "Jen: Not on your life! This is the best-looking Hungarian red pinky-ring I've ever gotten. [sighs] and besides, it reminds me of you, which makes it pretty invaluable.", "[She grabs one of the jell-o cups.]", "Jen: [Clicks tongue] mind if I do?", "Henry: Do you realize what we're doing? We're having a date. No floods, no earthquakes, no locusts", "Jen: Shh shh shh! Let's just not think about what could go wrong. Let's just eat the jell-o.", "Henry: There's always room for jell-o.", "[Scene: Spare room at Jack and Andie's house. Jack and Kate are there folding up some clothes and talking.]", "Jack: So you ok?", "Kate: Yeah. Ya know, I'm starting to realize that there's something kinda cool about a relationship not working 'cause the guy turns out to be gay. I mean, sure, it's heartbreaking in its own way, but... It's not my fault. There's nothing I can do about it.", "Jack: Of course it's now your fault.", "Kate: It's not your fault, either.", "Jack: [exhales] I know.", "Kate: Do you? Why were you so afraid to tell me?", "Jack: I didn't want to upset you.", "Kate: Mm-mmm. Nope. Not buying it. You're gonna have to do better than that, Jackers.", "Jack: Uh, heh. Ok, um. When you and I were seeing each other, I always thought there was something a little...Off. I mean, I I've come a long way, but when I saw you, it brought me back to a time when I thought that the feelings that I was having were were wrong, and I guess I thought that if I told you, I'd be somehow disappointing you.", "Kate: In a million years you could never disappoint me, Jack. Gay or straight you're a world-class human being. That's why I wanted to see you. You take me back to this nice, safe place where crushes never end and hearts can't be broken...Needed that this weekend.", "Jack: Good. Well, I I hope you found it somehow.", "Kate: I did. And I'm glad I get to go home knowing the real you.", "Jack: Come here.", "[He gives her a big hug.]", "[Scene: Dawson's Kitchen. Mitch and Dawson have just gotten home, and Mitch goes into the freezer and grabs some ice cream and then a spoon.]", "Dawson: I thought the silent treatment was a tactic typically employed by kids.", "Mitch: I'm not giving you the silent treatment.", "Dawson: You're not talkin' to me, either.", "Mitch: I was thinking.", "Dawson: About what?", "Mitch: My son. It's been quite a year for ya.", "Dawson: What do you mean?", "Mitch: Well, it all started out with a wrecked boat and a wild party. And I was angry.", "Dawson: Dad What I'm trying to do is get back the thought of being a kid. I mean I'm 16, and it was a party, and those things are inextricably linked.", "Mitch: I have no problem with you going to parties. I have zero problem with you being 16. I do, I admit, have a problem with, oh, wrecked boats, strippers on the kitchen table, and fishing you out of the drunk tank a Friday night.", "Dawson: Fair enough. But can you, uh...Chalk it up to youthful exuberance?", "Mitch: Yes I can.", "Dawson: Dad...Thank you. I really appreciate it.", "Mitch: I'm not finished. Since you' suddenly decided to start acting like a kid, I guess I'm left with no choice but to start acting... Like a parent. And until you decide on a path for yourself, I've chosen one for ya.", "Dawson: What does that mean?", "Mitch: Your mother's planning on buying a restaurant.", "Dawson: Really?", "Mitch: And you're gonna work there, doing whatever she needs you to do, after school, evenings, weekends, whatever, and you're gonna do this until you begin to understand that suddenly deciding to be a kid doesn't give you license to be reckless...And irresponsible. Good night, son.", "[Scene: Jail Cell. Doug has opened the door and is carrying 2 cups of coffee.]", "Doug: Ahem. You were in rare form tonight.", "Pacey: How bad do I suck, huh?", "Doug: So what seems to be the problem?", "Pacey: There's no problem, Dougie.", "Doug: Oh, come on, Pacey, I found you hanging from a tree getting completely wasted. Huh? So what is it, a girl or something?", "Pacey: What?", "Doug: Ok. So it's a girl. Who is she?", "Pacey: [Sighs] You know what, Dougie? It s really not that important, ok?", "Doug: Ok.", "Pacey: Tell you something, though. She's really, really annoying.", "Doug: Yeah?", "Pacey: Yeah. I mean, this girl is amazing. There is not a single subject on the face of the planet she doesn't have an opinion about. It's mind-boggling.", "Doug: Well, that certainly sounds like a nightmare.", "Pacey: Not me It's not quite like that. I mean, you gotta understand that the girl's really smart, so she's usually right, and when she argues, it comes from this really beautiful, pure place, how can you fight against that? Especially if you're a smart-ass like me.", "Doug: Is she pretty?", "Pacey: Ah. She is...Pretty. She is very, very pretty. She's actually the... That kinda pretty that gives you butterflies, you know what I mean?", "Doug: Uh...Yeah. Never lose the butterflies.", "Pacey: What?", "Doug: You know, that's maybe what sucks most about getting older. Somewhere along the line you just...lose the butterflies. So the question is, little brother, what are you gonna do about it?", "Pacey: Do?", "Doug: Yeah, do, as in do something. Take action.", "Pacey: No, I don't think you're really...Properly grasping the gravity of the situation, Dougie. You see, if I was actually to do something about this, there is the strong possibility that the sun would cease to shine. The tides would cease to rise. In fact, I'm betting there's a pretty good chance that the very earth would crack open and Capeside would become home to a huge hell mouth that would spew forth endless hordes of monsters and demon that would choke the denizens of the city, making them fall to their knees and pray for a return to the days before I took action. That's really what we're talking about here.", "Doug: Huh. Yeah, maybe...Look, Pacey, uh... in my experience, you don't come across that many people with the ability to give you butterflies. You just don't. And if you don't tell this girl how you feel, well, it'll be like spending the rest of your life in your own personal prison.", "[He opens the door for Pacey.]", "Pacey: Hey, Doug? Ah. Thank you.", "[Scene: outside Joey's house. It's morning and Pacey is running up to the door. He knocks on it and Joey opens the door to see him, and begins to shut the door in his face.]", "Pacey: Wait, hold on, please? Just what I said last night was way outta line. And Yes, I was drunk, but...more to the point, I was just plain wrong. And I want you to know that I'm really sorry.", "Joey: Well... I was worried about you, too, Pacey.", "Pacey: Me? Why?", "Joey: Well... Because, I mean, Satan himself could lead Dawson into the fiery pits of hell, and he would still emerge with his moral code firmly intact. But you...maybe I think that...Nobody's worrying about you right now.", "Pacey: So, then...Ahem. What you're really saying, then, is that...given the highly dysfunctional nature of our relationship, this is actually how you press concern for me.", "Joey: You gotta learn to read between the banter, Pacey.", "Pacey: Right.", "Joey: So... So are we all finished here?", "Pacey: No. Actually. Um... There's something else.", "Joey: Something else?", "Pacey: Yeah. It's it's just something I've been meaning to tell you Uh...look, Joey...You're lingering on your clutch, ok? I know you think you're into the gear, but...It's not a good idea. Maybe not today and maybe not tomorrow, but soon you're gonna do a lotta damage to your transmission, so what I was thinking if that if you wanted to, I could show ya.", "Joey: Now?", "Pacey: Ah. Yeah. Ha.", "Joey: Ok, Pacey.", "[Scene: They are in the pickup truck. Joey is trying to drive it while Pacey is in the Passenger seat.]", "Pacey: Ok.", "Joey: Now?", "Pacey: Not now.", "Joey: Now?", "Pacey: Now! Shift!", "[She changes gears.]", "Pacey: Huh?", "Joey: Huh?! I did it!", "Pacey: Yes, you did! Ha ha! Congratulations, potter. We are finally gettin' somewhere." ]	Dawson's Creek	03x14	Valentine's Day Massacre	bunniefuu
Dawson_s_Creek_03x15.json	[ "Joey is chosen as one of only a handful of students selected to paint an inspriational mural on a school wall. At the unveiling, it is revealed that Joey's mural has been vandalised, and when Pacey discovers the identity of the culprit, he takes vigilante action which lands him in trouble, and gets the vandal expelled. As part of his punishment, Principal Green enrolls him in the Capeside mentoring scheme, and Pacey seems excited at the chance to help local kids. Andie's PSAT scores come back and Principal Green reveals that she is one of the country's top scorers. Racked with guilt about her dishonesty over the test, Andie, against the advice of Jack, confesses the truth to Principal Green who is deeply disappointed. Pacey's home life becomes over-crowded when his sister Carrie and her children come to stay. He decides to move in with Doug, who is less than pleased with the idea. Pacey and Joey bond further when Dawson inadvertently pushes Joey to see how much Pacey genuinely cares for her." ]	[ "[Scene: The School Hallway by the stairs. Joey is painting her mural on the wall, during the after school hours. Pacey comes up to see her painting.]", "Joey: I don't recall requesting the pleasure of your company, Pacey.", "Pacey: Rag?", "Joey: Brush.", "Pacey: You know, after Van Go chopped off his own ear. There was a rash of copycat mutilations among his students", "Joey: Your point being...", "Pacey: Well, my point being that the whole world reveres the artists, envies their talent, wants to be just like them. I'm hoping some of your genius will rub off on me.", "Joey: You got kicked out of your house again.", "Pacey: Well not exactly kicked out. It was more like they're filming a lifetime original movie in my living room right now.", "Joey: And which one of the Witter sisters is in complete distress right now?", "Pacey: That would be numero uno. Left the sergeant major for conduct unbecoming, fled back to whole home front and, brought along my screaming nieces.", "Joey: So I finally get my own room, and you have been exiled to sofa city. Ouch.", "Pacey: My sentiments exactly", "Joey: So, uh... So, what do you think?", "Pacey: Oh, is it done?", "Joey: Yes, it's done.", "Pacey: I thought that Principal Green had commissioned you guys to do murals exemplifying school spirit and unity.", "Joey: They did.", "Pacey: Well...No offense, but this looks like something you'd find tattooed on Kwai Chang Caine's forehead.", "Joey: You don't like it.", "Pacey: I didn't say I didn't like it I'm... Pretty sure the rest of the murals, will be a little more traditional but", "Joey: What, like football players and lighthouses? And what do they actually say about the high school experience?", "Pacey: Jo, this is the U.S. of A. We're a very prosaic nation, and when we have art in public places we want it to be about as subtle as Godzilla.", "Joey: Yeah, but, Pacey, don 't you think that art can have this power? I mean, it can bring people together.", "Pacey: Oh yeah, absolutely. In museum, the thinking man's pickup joint.", "Joey: That's what I like about you Pacey. You just Go so deep.", "Pacey: Thanks.", "[Scene: The school Hallway, by Joey's mural. The mural is covered up by a sheet that is taped to the wall, to prevent anyone from seeing it. Dawson comes up to it, and it trying to sneak a peek at it. Joey sees him trying this.]", "Joey: No peeking.", "Dawson: What, I don't get a preview?", "Joey: No.", "Dawson: Why not? Pacey did.", "Joey: Dawson the unveiling is a crucial part to any new work, and...I want you to have the whole experience. He didn't tell you what it is, did he?", "Dawson: No. He didn't. But he said it was great.", "Joey: That means a lot, coming from the world's most discriminating art critic.", "Dawson: He . Well, he... He knows what he likes.", "Joey: On, Pacey's prized possession is a black velvet painting of the baby Elvis.", "Dawson: So how's your speech coming?", "Joey: I don't know why I have to say anything. I mean, isn't an artist just supposed to let her work speak for itself?", "Dawson: Yeah, but when the PTA and the school board let you paint something in the hallway of a public school, they expect a little poignant ceremonial in return.", "Joey: So are you going to be there?", "Dawson: Of course! I mean, if you want me to.", "Joey: I want you to. Ok, and whatever you think, be honest with me, even if you hate it--", "Dawson: Even if I Hate it? What makes you think I'm gonna hate it Thing is.", "Joey: It's just...", "Dawson: The stepping out from behind the curtains, I can understand that it can be terrifying. Up there in the lights in front of all those people. Being judged.", "Joey: Well, it's even more than that. I mean. I feel like I'm... Declaring myself for the first time. I mean... what I really think about is places and... With everyone staring at it, it's gonna be like they're looking right into my soul.", "[Scene: School Library. The Disciplinary committee is there and they are talking with Matt Caufield about his cheating on a quiz.]", "Matt: Give me a break. It was joke.", "Andie: There's nothing funny about cheating, Matt.", "Matt: Principal Green... members of the disciplinary committee. I--I admit I--I didn't know the answer on the quiz, and I did what any self-respecting kid would do in the cellular age, you know? I whipped out my Startac, I dialed home and--and I ask my mom, \"How many justices sit on the supreme court? You know, call me crazy, you know-- even Mr. Higgins laughed.", "Andie: Ok and you're saying that your mother didn't know the answer either?", "Matt: Uh-huh.", "Andie: Ok so how do you explain your perfect score on the quiz?", "Matt: I guessed.", "Andie: Ok, Um, well, then I guess my recommendation would be that you get a failing grade on the work in question and a 3-hour detention.", "Matt: Why don't you just break my kneecaps while you're at it?", "Principal Green: That'll be enough Mr. Caufield. While your behavior clearly violates the letter of the honor code? I don't believe it is in violation of the spirit code.", "Matt: Am I free to go then?", "Principal Green: Yes, you're free to go. Mr. Caufield. Let's let this be the last time we see you before this committee.", "[Matt and many of he others in the room leave. Principal Green, stops Andie before she leaves.]", "Principal Green: Uh, Andie... Would you wait for me for a minute, please?", "Andie: Sure. Principal Green, I'm really sorry about earlier. I reacted to the", "Principal Green: That's not what this is about. Andie, I have news.", "Andie: News?", "Principal Green: I was contacted this morning, by the educational testing service your phenomenal PSAT results placed you among the top 50 000 scores in the country. You young lady have taken one giant step towards a national merit scholarship. Isn't that fantastic?", "Andie: Uh, yeah, fantastic.", "Principal Green: Andie, what's wrong? You seem stunned.", "Andie: No. No, no. It's just, um... well, it's just-- yeah...I'm a little stunned.", "Principal Green: Congratulations.", "[Scene: Outside Doug's Apartment. Pacey has just been buzzed in and he goes to Doug's door, but when Doug sees that it is Pacey he tries to shut the door before Pacey can get in, but Pacey manages to put his foot in the door.]", "Doug: No, no, no. Pacey, last time you were here, you left water rings on my deco coffee table.", "Pacey: Dougie, mom and dad just wanted me to bring you something, that's all", "Doug: Oh yeah? What?", "[Pacey makes his way into the house.]", "Pacey: Me!", "Doug: What are you doing?", "Pacey: I'm moving in, bro.", "Doug: What, excuse me?", "Pacey: You heard me. I'm moving in. Oh, look, dad gave me a check to give to you, like a security deposit. In case I break your stereo.", "Doug: You're not breaking my stereo, because you're not touching my stereo, 'cause you're not moving in with me. Not now, not ever. This is not party of five.", "Pacey: Come on, Dougie, please you can't make me go back to that house. I mean, Think about it. You got this whole styling bachelor pad all to yourself with the ... Nice lighting and the fancy window dressings and all the other trappings , of the dire extremely closeted sexual man, and I won't even have a room to myself anymore.", "Doug: [sigh] Since when?", "Pacey: Well, since Carrie decided to take an extended leave of absence from Jerry. You remember Jerry don't you? Our favorite Brother-in-law, the one with all the tattoos? And of course she brought along the no-neck monsters. Who are currently residing in my room. So what do you say, man? Can I stay here, please?", "Doug: If I agree to this-- and it is very big \"if\"--There will be rules.", "Pacey: I am your willing pupil.", "Doug: Number one: We don't eat anything that mom sends over. The woman thinks that iceberg lettuce ah cuisine.", "Pacey: Agreed.", "Doug: Number two: The coaster. Live it, love it, use it at all times.", "Pacey: Done.", "Doug: You will keep the CD collection in alphabetical order by last name not first. Do you understand?", "Pacey: Oh, yeah, perfectly. But I don't foresee the need for me to dive into your diva collection anytime soon.", "Doug: Oh, I think you would be surprised at how a tortured, impassioned female voice can soothe an achy breaky heart.", "Pacey: Heart's just fine, thank you very much.", "Doug: Oh, sure it is, little brother. Sure it is.", "Pacey: Look, Dougie. If you're referring, to our brief jailhouse conversation the other night, you can chalk it up drunken rambling.", "Doug: Well, there won't be any of that on my watch. And I won't have any moping around like a lovesick puppy either. By the way, you any good at decoupage?", "Pacey: Oh, god help me...", "[Scene: Joey's house. Joey, Bessie and Bodie are getting ready to go see her unveiling.]", "Joey: You are not planning on taking pictures?", "Bodie: Uh, don't try and stop her, Joey. When a little sister accomplishes something impressive, it's very important for a big sister to create a huge embarrassing fuss over her.", "Bessie: Yeah, the more embarrassing the better.", "Joey: Thank you. I mean, I know it's not gonna be too fun for you to walk the halls of Capeside again, seeing it wasn't exactly your favorite place on earth.", "Bessie: Yeah, but I'm old, remember? And that was a long time ago, and things are different now.", "Bodie: They're not that different. What, are there, like 10 black kids in that school?", "Joey: 11 and don't try to rewrite history, Bess. I mean... I remember days when you used to pick me up from kindergarten and you spend the whole way home hollering about some... smug, 2 faced idiots who thought they were better than you simply because you had the wrong kind of jeans.", "Bessie: Ok, I admit it. I hated high school, but that's why I'm so glad it's not like that for you, Joey. You are talented, and everyone at that school knows it. They've known it for years, and today they're going to see proof positive that Joey Potter is force to be reckoned with.", "[Scene: They School hallway there is a large group of student watching the unveiling of the murals and the speeches by the artists. Pacey, Dawson, Andie, and Jack, are among the students watching. Bessie and Bodie are also there. One of the artists is talking about her mural to the crowd.]", "Artist: I painted this so that we all can remember the beacon of knowledge that our teachers shine on us every day. In closing I would like to thank Principal Green , and all of you for this opportunity to impart my message of unity.", "Principal Green: And now, the last of our Capeside High murals. I'd like to ask Joey Potter to step up and grace us with a few words about her creation.", "Joey: Well, uh, Principal Green said the mural should focus on what unifies us as a school, and you think about it, nothing really unifies us. Even our mascot is divisive-- the minuteman? Right there, you've listed half of the student population.", "[Laughter]", "Joey: ...The only thing that I could think of that unites us all, that we all have in common-- is that we all start off thinking that we can be anything that we want to be. I mean, by the time we get here, we've somehow lost that feeling. We've started to believe whatever our parents or our friends have told us about what we can achieve, about what we can got out of life, and we've forgotten about the possibility we had when we were younger. And that's what I think we all have in common. That's what the symbol on my painting means possibility. I painted it because I thought we could all use a daily reminder that if you believe in yourself, when the odds seem stacked against you anything's possible. So, I hope you like it.", "[She pulls down the curtain, and someone has painted all over her mural with black paint. Joey sees this and runs out of the room. Dawson, seeing her distress, runs after her.]", "[Scene: Outside the school. Joey is running away from the school, and Dawson is chasing after her. He finally catches up to her.]", "Dawson: Hey, wait up. You ok?", "Joey: That's what I get for answering the call to public service-- public humiliation.", "Dawson: Nobody's humiliated in there except for maybe the person who did this.", "Joey: It felt humiliating, Dawson, to me.", "Dawson: Look, it was a silly prank.", "Joey: You don't know that.", "Dawson: You put your heart and soul into that, and I don't blame you for being angry, but don't turn this into some sort of personal attack on you.", "Pacey: Not to stick my nose in here, but just to stick my nose in, of course it was a personal attack.", "Dawson: What?", "Pacey: There were only 3 murals in that hallway. Yours was the only one that got touched.", "Dawson: So?", "Pacey: So either someone didn't like what Joey was trying to say, or someone just didn't like you.", "Dawson: Your logic leaves a lot to be desired.", "Pacey: Dawson, we're in high school here. It's a veritable society unto its own with a pecking order that makers the caste system look forgiving. Who knows what subtle line you may have crossed or what offense you might have given without even knowing it?", "Dawson: Paranoid much?", "Pacey: You don't think there's a possibility there's somebody out there who hates Joey just for being Joey? Who hates the way she talks, the way she dresses, the way she chews on her lower lip.", "Joey: I don't chew on my lower lip!", "Pacey: I'm just putting it out there. Think about it. Does anybody come to mind?", "Dawson: Why, so we can all gang up on him and call him dirty names? Do me a favor, just stay out of this. It was an act of vandalism, pure and simple. Some idiot trying to rage against the machine. That doesn't make sense.", "Joey: Perfect! Heckle and Jeckle. This is exactly what a girl needs in the middle of an existential crisis, and it's not helping. So thanks, but no, thanks.", "[She leaves them and they start to watch her go.]", "Pacey: Shouldn't we, uh", "Dawson: No. Let her go.", "[Scene: Inside the McPhee kitchen. Andie and Jack are talking to each other.]", "Jack: So, uh, have you heard any word on Joey? She's pretty broken up about it.", "Andie: Yeah, obviously. Who wouldn't be?", "Jack: They'll catch the guy, and you can have the last laugh.", "Andie: Huh?", "Jack: D.C. Throw the book at him.", "Andie: Right, heh. You know what? Actually, Jack, I'm thinking about quitting my position.", "Jack: On the disciplinary committee? Andie, you're, like, the senior-most student representative. That's one step below the savior for mankind as far as college admissions are concerned.", "Andie: I know, but it's just taking up way too much time. Besides, my schoolwork's starting to slip, and the more Ii think about it, the more uncomfortable I feel about sitting in judgment of others.", "Jack: What? I'm just a little shocked. Why? It's not like you to bail on a commitment.", "Andie: Come on, Jack. A lot of things aren't like me, but I've done them anyway. Can you set the table?", "Jack: Yeah.", "[Scene: Joey's house. Dawson has just come into the house and sees Joey cleaning up the table. And rings the service bell.]", "[Ding ding]", "Dawson: Any room at the inn?", "Joey: Depends.", "Dawson: On what?", "Joey: The length of the lecture I'm gonna be forced to sit through.", "Dawson: No lectures, I promise. Although I do wanna say that I'm sorry that what happened today happened.", "Joey: Well, the whole thing was tragically lame to begin with. As if painting on a wall is going to make a change or the slightest bit of difference in school.", "Dawson: Maybe. Maybe not.", "Joey: For some reason, I don't like the sound of those maybes.", "Dawson: Repaint the mural.", "Joey: What?", "Dawson: Do it tonight. Surprise that bstrd when he shows up tomorrow morning.", "Joey: I would rather shove red-hot needles underneath my toenails, ok?", "Dawson: Come on. You're gonna let some stupid high school prank keep you from finishing something that you obviously care about?", "Joey: I finished it, Dawson, ok? It's not my fault that not everybody got a chance to see it.", "Dawson: I can't believe you're being like this.", "Joey: Like what?", "Dawson: Defeated. Dejected. Demoralized.", "Joey: News flash, Dawson. I can't always be, your plucky little Joey Potter. I don't have this unlimited reserve of goodwill and good faith in humanity, and sometimes, I am going to be a little depressed. It's not about demeanor. It's about not being a victim. It took me a month to do that, Dawson. I had to conceive it, and I had to execute it, and you can't just expect me to start over.", "Dawson: Why not?", "Joey: For the same reason you haven't shot a roll of film since January.", "Dawson: Joey, that's completely different.", "Joey: Really?", "Dawson: Yes. I chose to quit filmmaking. That was a personal decision.", "Joey: It had nothing to do with the fact that it was poorly received at the festival?", "Dawson: Truthfully? No.", "Joey: Well...Then how convenient for you.", "Dawson: What does that mean?", "Joey: You have all of these choices, Dawson. You have all of these choices that you just take for granted. I mean...God...One day, you're a filmmaker, and the next day, you're not, and tomorrow, you could wake up and decide you wanted to be a sculptor, or you wanted to just backpack through Europe, or--or--or climb Mt. Everest, and you can do that.", "Dawson: And you can't?", "Joey: No, I can't.", "Dawson: Why not?", "Joey: I can't afford to waste the time to go find myself and be artistic, and I can't afford to just reject reality and go off and chase my pipe dreams. I can't do it because that's not my life. That's your life.", "Dawson: You know what I think this is about?", "Joey: What?", "Dawson: I think you're relieved. I think you're relieved somebody painted over you mural 'Cause you never had to go through the hard part-- never had to show it to the world, never had to hear what anyone else thought about it. You never had to decide for yourself how good or talented you really are. Wonder why I came over tonight? These are the keys to the school. Principal green gave 'em to me. Do what you want.", "[Scene: School Cafeteria. Pacey comes up to 2 guys in line for food and starts talking to them.]", "Pacey: Oh, if it's brown, it must be Tuesday.", "Student 1: What do you call these things again, Witter?", "Pacey: Elephant scabs. Packed with whole grain goodness. Did you guys see the look on Principal Green's face?", "Student 1: Huh?", "Pacey: At the unity mural thing. I thought the guy was gonna have a breakdown.", "Student 2: And that girl Joey, she totally lost it. Classic.", "Student 1: Yeah.", "Pacey: Look, uh... I'm running myself a little pool here-- guess the true culprit. Winner takes all. You guys in?", "Student 1: How much?", "Pacey: It's only a buck a pop.", "Student 1: Had to be Caufield.", "Student 2: Yeah, definitely.", "Pacey: What makes you guys so sure?", "Student 1: 'Cause there's no other possibility.", "Student 2: Ha ha ha!", "Pacey: Ok. Caufield it is.", "[Pacey goes over to the table Matt Caufield is sitting at.]", "Pacey: Hey, Caufield.", "Matt: Do I know you?", "Pacey: No, not really, thankfully for me. Look, rumor has it that you have this irrepressible urge to express yourself artistically.", "Matt: What, that thing yesterday at the mural? That was pretty classic, huh? Too bad I can't take credit for it.", "Pacey: So you didn't do it?", "Matt: I don't know. I mean, everyone seems did, so maybe I should just do the polite thing and accept the credit and say thank you.", "Pacey: Maybe. But, look, I'm here to tell you that not everybody thinks what you did was funny.", "Matt: Well, some people don't have a sense of humor. Is that your problem?", "Pacey: Yeah, that's me. I'm humorless.", "Matt: Hmm. What do you want?", "Pacey: I want you to apologize, and then I want you to turn yourself in, and I want you to do it before the day is done.", "Matt: And why would I do that?", "Joey: Because this time, you just happened to mess with somebody I care about.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: School hallway. Dawson walks up to the covered up mural, and sees that nothing has been done. He sees Andie walking towards him and asks her in passing.]", "Dawson: Hey, have you seen Joey?", "Andie: No. She wasn't in homeroom.", "[Scene: Outside the school. Pacey is watching as Matt pulls up in his SUV. When Matt gets out he goes over to him.]", "Pacey: That's a nice rig.", "Matt: It's a Christmas present.", "Pacey: Eh, that sucks, huh?", "Matt: What's that?", "Pacey: Your parents shorted you on the off-road package.", "[Grabs Matt and throws him against his car.]", "Matt: Get your hands off me.", "Pacey: Oh, come on, tough guy.", "Matt: What the hell do you want?", "Pacey: You know exactly what I want.", "Matt: So, what's next, Witter? You gonna sic your civil servant dad on me? Can't you see... I'm barely shaking in my boots?", "Pacey: Well, you know my name. That's a good starting place.", "Matt: What I know is I'm gonna count to 3, and you're gonna step aside.", "Pacey: Dream another dream, cowboy. That's not how this is gonna shake out.", "Matt: 1, 2, 3. [Pacey doesn't release him.] Are you whack or something?", "Pacey: Oh, no. Not yet. Not by a long shot.", "Matt: What? You want me to say I did it? Ok, I did it. Huh, there. Satisfied?", "Pacey: Good. Now, what are you gonna do about it, huh? [Screaming] I said, what are you gonna do about it!", "Matt: I'm gonna go and apologize. Ok?", "[Pacey releases him and allows him to walk away. As Pacey turns to walk the other way, Matt sucker punches him from behind. Pacey gets up and tackles him. They fight, throwing each other around, until Pacey Slams Matt down onto the ground and begins beating him. Principal Green see them while he drives up in his car.]", "[car horn honks]", "Principal Green: Hey! On your feet! Both of you! Inside! Now!", "[Scene: Outside Principal Green's Office. Pacey and Matt are seated in his office. Principal green is talking to his secretary, and Andie is summing into the office area.]", "Principal Green: Get me Dawson Leery and David Curren, please.", "Andie: Uh, Principal Green, can I talk to you for a minute?", "Principal Green: Not now, Andie. I'm in the middle of something.", "Andie: Please. It'll only take a second, and it's really important.", "Principal Green: What is it?", "Andie: I'd like to tender my resignation from the disciplinary committee.", "Principal Green: What?", "Andie: I think that you have this idea about me that--that I'm somebody I'm not, that I'm--I'm somebody with unwavering integrity, and I can't live up to that.", "Principal Green: Can we discuss this later at length?", "Andie: I don't know that there's anything more to discuss, Principal Green. Thank you.", "Principal Green: [Sighs]", "[Back in the Office. Dawson and David are there now too.]", "Principal Green: Now, since neither Mr. Witter nor Mr. Caufield choose to clarify the meaning of their little title fight in the parking lot, I'm counting on their friends to look out for their best interest. Mr. Leery?", "Pacey: Don't say anything, Dawson.", "Principal Green: Mr. Curren?", "Matt: Not a word, Dave.", "Principal Green: Well, somebody better speak up, and you better do it fast... Because a timely call to the dean over at Dartmouth will trigger an immediate review on your early admission status, and Mr. Witter, one more suspension on your record, and you can bend down and kiss this whole higher education deal good-bye. [Sighs] Ok. I have no other alternative.", "Dawson: It's because of the mural.", "Pacey: Hey, shut up, Dawson. This is not your fight!", "Dawson: It's not yours either.", "Principal Green: So what you're saying is that the reason that Mr. Witter picked a fight was because he believes that Mr. Caufield had something to do with the vandalization of the unity mural.", "Matt: I went nowhere near that thing. As if I could give a rat's ass about some stupid Chinese drawing.", "Dawson: If you didn't go anywhere near it, how did you know what it was?", "Principal Green: That's a very good question.", "Matt: Anyone could've taken a look. She's been working on it for weeks.", "Dawson: Yeah. At night and before school, other than that, it's been sealed up tight as a drum. I'm one of her closest friends. I didn't even know what it was.", "Matt: You know, this is ridiculous.", "Dawson: Not to mention, if you didn't, as you say, \"give a rat's ass,\" then why would you go through all the trouble of finding out what it was?", "Pacey: Check the floor, Caufield. I think you just painted yourself into a corner.", "Matt: Ok. You got me. Busted. Yeah. I Jackson Pollocked some meaningless mural. You know what? For one thing, it was ugly. You know? It was an eyesore. And not to mention, why do I have to look at some trivial girl's little message to the masses every morning? Frankly, it offends me.", "Principal Green: Possibility is offensive to you?", "Matt: I'm white. I'm rich. That's all the possibility I need.", "[Scene: Inside the McPhee Kitchen. Jack and Andie are there talking.]", "Jack: Say again?", "Andie: You heard me. The advance copy of the P.S.A.T. that Dawson had, I'm the one who stole it. That's how I did so well on the test, Jack. That's how I scored in the 99th percentile.", "Jack: That was you? Oh, Andie.", "Andie: I know. Surprise. Surprise.", "Jack: Well, why? I mean, you knew that stuff cold, inside and out, backwards and forwards. If anybody was gonna ace that test, it was gonna be you.", "Andie: It was just sitting there on the table like--like this piece of forbidden fruit, and not a chance of getting caught. I don't know. It just seemed like the answer to all my problems at the time.", "Jack: What do you mean?", "Andie: I thought that... You know, if I aced the test, then... Everybody would think I was ok again. You know, that that would somehow convince them. But now that I really am ok, I'm having a hard time living with myself.", "Jack: Hence your resignation from he disciplinary committee.", "Andie: Jack, for the past 6 months, I have been walking around, feeling like the biggest hypocrite. I mean, don't you see? I've been so hard on all these other people just as a way of punishing myself. But now it's time to make amends for that.", "Jack: Wait a minute. What--what are you planning on doing?", "Andie: I'm gonna tell Principal Green tomorrow.", "Jack: No. You're not.", "Andie: Yeah, I am.", "Jack: No. No. Andie, look, think about this, ok? You screwed up. Fine. Ok? It was a moment of weakness. But do you really want to get kicked out of school for cheating on something that has the word practice in front of it?", "Andie: Jack, you know what I want? I want to be free of this thing once and for all. You know? What I did, and I want to be able to go to the mirror and recognize who I am again.", "Jack: Andie, there's got to be a better way.", "Andie: Jack, I've thought long and hard about this. Ok? There is no better way. Not for me.", "[Scene: Doug's Apartment. Pacey is lying on the couch holding a Steak on his eye. Doug comes over and grabs it.]", "Doug: Do you mind? I'm having this steak for dinner tonight with a nice béarnaise sauce.", "Pacey: Well, what am I having?", "Doug: Bread and water.", "Pacey: Doug, I'm a soldier here, returning from the killing fields. I mean, you know, where's my purple heart, my ticker-tape parade?", "[Joey enters the apartment.]", "Joey: Watch it on your black and white. You know, the one with a coat hanger as an antennae at the chevron station... Where you're probably going to be pumping gas for the rest of your natural born life, Pacey. Of all the bone-headed moves.", "Pacey: What are you talking about? I was right. It was Matt Caufield.", "Joey: Yeah, and that lets you off the hook how?", "Pacey: Because the guy deserves whatever he gets, ok? Preferably his silver spoon shoved up his ass.", "Joey: Oh, that's funny, Pacey. That's really funny.", "Pacey: Oh, this is rich. Here I am, trying to do the right thing. You know, sometimes a guy just can't win.", "Joey: No. He can't. Not if he completely overreacts to a situation. If you're gonna throw away your future, just do it on your own account, ok?", "Pacey: Oh, hey, don't get me wrong. Don't think I ever cared here. I was only doing Dawson a favor.", "Joey: Dawson.", "Pacey: Yes, Dawson. You know, looking out for you. Think back with me, way back. You know, like the beginning of the school year. Dawson Leery returns from the big city a changed man, determined to sever ties with girl across the creek. So, he asks trusted friend to look after said girl during the delicate transitional period. Trusted friend, of course he obliges, and now trusted friend gets his head handed to him on a platter.", "Joey: So you guys just traded me off like some sort of baseball card? Is that what this is about?", "Pacey: What?", "Joey: Us. You and me. I thought that", "Pacey: you thought what?", "Joey: I guess I thought something else, Pacey.", "[Scene: Principal Green's Office. Pacey and Matt are there for their punishment.]", "Principal Green: You have consistently flaunted my authority, Mr. Caufield. You have undermined the ability of my teachers to educate. And now, you challenge my commitment... To reshape this school into a community.", "Matt: Principal green, it was only a mural.", "Principal Green: Yes, it was only a mural... But it was so much more than just a mural. You don't fool me, Mr. Caufield. I know exactly who you are. You've been led to believe you're u touchable. So you disrupt the school. You disobey the rules. You serve to divide the student body with your arrogance and your attitude. Now, you may be smart, and you may be rich, Mr. Caufield, but you are not above the law. And for that reason, it is my decision... That you be expelled from Capeside High.", "Matt: Expelled?", "Principal Green: You heard me.", "Matt: For the rest of the year?", "Principal Green: For the rest of the year.", "Matt: Principal Green... Do you have any idea what my father's gonna say about this?", "Principal Green: Yes. I have a very good idea of what your father's gonna say about this.", "[Scene: Outside the office. Dawson is waiting to find out the punishment that Pacey is going to get, when Joey walks up to him.]", "Joey: So what's going on in there?", "Dawson: I don't know. It's hard to tell.", "Joey: No sign of... Birch cane or knuckle rapping.", "Dawson: No.", "Joey: Let's face it. Pacey's gonna be lucky if he gets off without another suspension. The way things are going, I mean... You should have just asked me to look out for him.", "Dawson: Excuse me?", "Joey: I know all about the little wife-swapping arrangement.", "Dawson: Wife-- Joey, that's not how I was, and you know it.", "Joey: Then how was it?", "Dawson: Well, first of all, it was months ago. I mean, things were very different between us.", "Joey: You're right. Back then I felt like you still understood me.", "Dawson: Oh, and I don't now?", "Joey: No. I never asked for your pity!", "Dawson: It wasn't-- it wasn't about pity. I couldn't be there for you, but I wanted you to have someone you can turn to, someone you could talk to. Now tell me-- where is the harm in that?", "Joey: Well, it just would have been nice if that someone could have metered a shred of genuine concern, Dawson.", "Dawson: That someone is in that room right now because he's got a hell of a lot more than a shred of concern. [Sighs] Joey, why are you doing this?", "Joey: Doing what?", "Dawson: Casting aspersions on people who obviously care about you. You really think that I don't want the best for you? Pacey--I mean, is a lot of things-- impulsive, thoughtless, stubborn-- but after everything that's happened this year, can you honestly doubt for a second... That he doesn't truly care about you?", "[Scene: Outside the office. Dawson is still waiting and Pacey finally comes out.]", "Pacey: Let me just state for the record... I like that man in there. In fact, I'll go you one better--he is a great human being. He's got the fairness of Lincoln, the charisma of Martin Luther King, Jr. He's even-handed and tempered and, if I may say so myself, acutely susceptible to a certain type of irreverent humor.", "Dawson: So he let you off.", "Pacey: Not exactly.", "Dawson: But he didn't suspend you.", "Pacey: Well, let's just say I'm not packing my bags quite yet. Although 3 days off would have provided a welcome diversion.", "Dawson: Ok, so divulge. What happened in there.", "Pacey: I'm gonna be a mentor.", "Dawson: Be a what?", "Pacey: Mentor. You know, the Capeside Mentoring program. Since I seem to be totally incapable of suppressing my own juvenile impulses, Principal Green seems to think that I would benefit from the company and example of someone half my age.", "Dawson: Ha ha ha!", "Pacey: What's so funny?", "Dawson: What about the poor kid? What are you gonna teach him?", "Pacey: What are you talkin' about?", "Dawson: You gonna teach him the importance of keeping a secret? Like, say, from, you know...Joey, for example?", "Pacey: Oh, that... Uh...She told you.", "Dawson: Yeah.", "Pacey: Hmm. Well, what do you think the odds are that you, yourself, will be as enlightened and forgiving a person as Principal Green just was?", "Dawson: Not good, Pace.", "Pacey: Ok...", "Dawson: Not good.", "[Scene: Inside Principal Green's Office. Principal Green is reading a letter, and Andie is sitting across from him.]", "Principal Green: To say that I am profoundly shocked and disturbed by what you did would be an understatement. Your behavior was deceitful, immoral, and ultimately, a disgrace to this school.", "Andie: I know. I just...Wish that I could have told you sooner.", "Principal Green: You know I'm going to have to inform the educational testing service, and that they're gonna cancel your scores, and that you're gonna have to forfeit your chance at a merit scholarship.", "Andie: I'm aware of that. Yes.", "Principal Green: Now...You say that there were other students who were aware of this test, but you were the only one who exploited it. Are you absolutely certain about that?", "Andie: Absolutely certain.", "Principal Green: What do you want me too here? What am I supposed to do about this, Andie?", "Andie: Um... Well... I heard that Matt Caufield was expelled from Capeside today. And what I did was... No less grave of an offense.", "Principal Green: Is that what you think?", "Andie: I cleared out my locker, and I know that all actions have consequences.", "Principal Green: Andie", "Andie: Most of all... I'm sorry for letting you down and for letting myself down.", "Principal Green: Andie... You and Matt Caufield have nothing in common. He is a selfish, spoiled young man who has no sense of right or wrong, who actually takes pleasure in hurting others. The only person that you hurt... Is yourself.", "Andie: But I did cheat. And it was wrong, and I should be punished for it.", "Principal Green: When you were on the disciplinary committee, one of the things that I tried to teach you was the idea of proportionality. Make the punishment fit the crime, yes, but also look at the person. Now, Matt Caufield, doesn't deserve, nor would he benefit from my leniency. But Andie McPhee... She just might.", "Andie: I don't know what to say.", "Principal Green: Don't say anything. Get your stuff. Put it back in your locker. As for your punishment... I have to think about that for a couple of days.", "Andie: Thank you, Principal Green. Thank you.", "[Scene: The defaces mural. Pacey is there painting over it with a fresh coat of white paint. Joey comes up carrying her art box, and is surprised to see him.]", "Joey: What on earth?", "Pacey: Hey, Potter.", "Joey: Pacey, what are you doing?", "Pacey: Painting.", "Joey: Duh!", "Pacey: I just thought it would be good if you could start with a blank canvas.", "Joey: Blank canvas, huh?", "Pacey: You know, wipe the slate clean, tabula rasa, return to point \"a\". All that good stuff.", "Joey: And, uh, who, may I ask told you I was planning on repainting the mural in the first place?", "Pacey: Ah, it's just this guy I met out in the street. Some guy. Ah, your typical do-gooder type.", "Joey: Mmm.", "Pacey: So...You gonna thank me?", "Joey: For what?", "Pacey: Well, for all manner of things. You know, like defending your honor, bucking the system--", "Joey: Tilting at windmills while in the throes of a misguided hero complex?", "Pacey: Well, yeah, that, too.", "Joey: Pacey, if I was going to thank you for anything, it would be for being yourself, and, you know, not caring what anybody else thinks and for knowing in your heart what's right and wrong and... For being there this year... When I needed you the most.", "Pacey: You're welcome. So you want help?", "Joey: One condition.", "Pacey: Sure. Name it.", "Joey: You gotta be honest. The only reason you've been hanging out with me is simply because Dawson told you to?", "Pacey: Yep. That's the only reason.", "Joey: Hmm. You need to get a life.", "Pacey: [Chuckles]" ]	Dawson's Creek	03x15	Crime and Punishment	bunniefuu
Dawson_s_Creek_03x16.json	[ "Joey enlists the help of her friends to rally the school in protest after Principal Green is pressured to resign over the student he expelled. Dawson talks Gail into making a news report on the situation, which leads to her being offered another job in television which she happily turns down in favour of starting her restaurant. Pacey's feelings for Joey are becoming more and more obvious, and he turns to Jen to talk about things. In an effort to encourage Joey's creativity, Pacey rents her a public wall to paint as she chooses." ]	[ "[Scene: The PTA Meeting. They are discussing the Matt Caufield expulsion. Joey, Dawson and Pacey are there in the seats as this is going on. The crowd is upset over the expulsion.]", "Dawson: This isn't going well, is it?", "Pacey: Well, it depends on who you ask.", "Joey: Yeah. If you're an enraged parent with a misguided agenda, It's going great.", "Board Member: Correct me if I'm wrong, superintendent, but I don't recall the board of education passing any rules, that allows a lunatic to start handing out death sentences, just because one of our kids acted like a kid!", "Parent2: Yeah!", "Superintendent: Please, please, please. As I've mentioned, I've strongly urged Principal Green to reconsider his decision, but as much as I wish it weren't so, Principal Green has final say in all Capeside High disciplinary matters!", "Mr. Caufield: Dr. Fielding, Dr. Fielding, may I?", "Superintendent: Oh, yes, please. Please, Mr. Caufield.", "Mr. Caufield: Do you consider yourself a member of this community?", "Superintendent: Yes.", "Mr. Caufield: Are you going to let the personal prejudices of an outsider ruin my son's future?", "Joey: I can't take this anymore. I have to say something. This is ridiculous. This whole thing has been blown out of proportion.", "Superintendent: This is a PTA meeting, young lady, not a pep rally. Now, you'll have your seat, please.", "Joey: Well, isn't anyone going to defend Principal Green for everything that he's done?", "Mr. Caufield: Miss Potter, my son tells me that you are the one who's mural was destroyed.", "Joey: This has nothing to do with me, ok?", "Mr. Caufield: You're exactly right. What it has to do with is the scare tactics of a man whose extremism and notions of justice, are better suited for an urban war zone than our civilized community.", "Joey: You did not just say what I think you said.", "Mr. Caufield: What I'm saying is that this educator were doing his job in any capacity, none of us would have to be here tonight.", "Board Member: And if you were doing your job as a parent, Mr. Caufield, maybe your son would still be in school right now. He has a file in the guidance office over an inch thick.", "[Applause]", "Joey: Look, Principal Green is a fair man.", "Mr. Caufield: I'm sure he se ms that way to you, dear, and to maybe some of the other students, whose families don't embr--", "Joey: Don't what?", "Mr. Caufield: Don't embrace the values that we as a community", "Dawson: [shouting] You don't know anything about her family!", "Superintendent: [Gavel bangs] People! That's enough! As of this Friday at 3:00, if Principal Green has not reduced Matt Caufield's expulsion to a more reasonable sentence, I will ask him to tender his resignation.", "[Cheering and applause]", "Superintendent: This meeting is adjourned!", "Pacey: Did what I think just happened happen? Fielding's going to railroad green into changing his ruling.", "Dawson: Either that or out of town.", "Pacey: Ok.", "Joey: Let's go", "[Opening Credits.]", "[Scene: Outside the meeting hall. Sherry is doing a news report on the meeting, as Gail and others leave the meeting.]", "Sherry: We'll be expecting Green's resignation. For now this is sherry Eisler of WKWB reporting from downtown Capeside.", "Gail: Hello, Sherry.", "Sherry: Miss Leery. I mean Gail. It's--it's great to see you. You look terrific.", "Gail: So do you. Hey, congratulations on making field reporter. That's a long way from the shy intern that I hired.", "Sherry: Well, I could say I owe it all to you. The new generation of female reporters would be nowhere without veteran trailblazers like yourself.", "Gail: So, uh, what's your story?", "Sherry: You were inside there. Didn't you see?", "Gail: I saw a bunch of out of control parents. Which, for this town, is hardly news.", "Sherry: Maybe, but what about the Principal expelling a kid for the rest of the year? He sounds like a real whacko to me. Ah, we got to get going. Got a deadline to make. You remember those days. Oh. It was great seeing you, Gail.", "Gail: Um you, too, Sherry.", "[Scene: along the waterfront. Joey and Pacey are walking together along it.]", "Joey: What happened in there was so unjust, not to mention personally demoralizing.", "Pacey: You know how this system works, Jo. Convicts, mental defectives, and people under the age of 18 are routinely denied the chance to participate in decisions that affect their everyday lives.", "Joey: And the problem is that the squeaky wheel gets all the grease. I mean, all these idiots rant and rave about low test scores. I mean, the people who are perfectly happy with the way things are just sit back and mind their own business.", "Pacey: True. Happy, satisfied people rarely attend emergency PTA meetings.", "Joey: And teenagers, I mean, come on. They'd have to be coaxed and prodded before they'd actually set down their play stations, turn off the TV, and do something about something.", "Pacey: You said it, sister. So who's going to rally the troops?", "Joey: Obviously nobody.", "Pacey: You could.", "Joey: Ha! Yeah, Joey Potter against the system. What am I going to do, paint another mural? That'll help.", "[Scene: Inside Joey's house. She is on the phone with AJ talking about the meeting.]", "Joey: I don't even know why I bothered to go. I mean, it was a total waste of time. There were barely any students there, and I got out 2 sentences before I was attacked.", "AJ: Joey, you can't just expect people to rally around a cause that doesn't exist. They need leadership. They need", "Joey: That's what Pacey said.", "AJ: Pacey? What kind of a name is Pacey?", "[Bessie comes into the room to get her attention.]", "Bessie: I think you're going to want to see this.", "Joey: I'm on the phone.", "Bessie: No, really. I think you're going to want to see this.", "[She goes into the room where they are watching the television report of the meeting.]", "Sherry: Safe schools, but at what cost? Concerned parents demanded actions and answers tonight from Capeside school superintendent Byron Fielding. The uproar started when a high school girl painted a mural that was intended to bring unity. Instead, all it brought was discord and the potential resignation of a high school principal under siege. Howard Green has thus far refused to comment publicly on his controversial decision to expel Matt Caufield, a senior, accused of vandalizing the so-called unity mural and fighting with another boy who took exception to the prank. The other boy was let off with only community service, leading some in this community to question Green's motives and wonder whether he's let some kind of personal agenda affect his judgment. Joey potter, the girl who painted the mural, was present at tonight' meeting and summed it up best when she said this about Caufield's harsh punishment.", "Joey on TV: This is ridiculous. This whole thing has been blown out of proportion.", "Joey: I never said that.", "Bessie: We believe you, sis.", "Sherry: Sherry Eisler, WKWB reporting...", "Joey: I mean, I said it, but not in that context. I mean, this isn't fair. This-- no one is ever going to give me the chance to say everything that I want to say.", "AJ: You're right, they won't. Not unless you stand up and demand to be heard, show them you won't be ignored.", "Joey: What are you suggesting?", "[Scene: School Hallway. Joey is hanging signs to get people to attend a rally. Pacey sees her doing this and comes up to talk to her.]", "Pacey: Well, Norma Rae, looks like you ok my advice after all.", "Joey: And what advice was that?", "Pacey: This meeting. Rallying the troops. I have to say, this is a big step forward for you. I mean, I'm known as the Capeside Crusader far and wide, breaking down sexual stereotypes, eradicating rogue teachers, but you, you're definitely more the rebel without the cause type. So, look, I just wanted to say don't hesitate to ask for any help that you might need, seeing that this whole thing was my idea in the first place.", "Joey: You were encouraging, yes, Pacey, but this meeting wasn't hardly your idea.", "Pacey: If that's the way you want to play, it's fine with me. If you want to pretend like you devised this whole call to action--", "Joey: I didn't.", "[They walk around the corner and AJ is there hanging some of the flyers.]", "AJ: I 'm all out.", "Joey: Me, too.", "Pacey: Ahem!", "Joey: Oh, that's right. You guys have-- you guys have never met. Um, Pacey, this is A.J. A.J., this is Pacey.", "AJ: Right, the one with the peculiar name. How you doing?", "[AJ and Joey are standing close to one another, and you can tell this bothers Pacey.]", "Joey: A.J. Came down to help us rally up the troops.", "AJ: Yeah. To give Capeside a small taste of some tried and true college protest action.", "Student: Quick! Green's coming inside, and you guys got to see this.", "[They step outside and there is a crowd of parents out there picketing with a camera crew taping it. Green is walking up the walkway to the door.]", "[Chanting] Green too extreme! Green too extreme! Green too extreme! Green too extreme! Green too extreme! Green too extreme! Green too extreme! Green too extreme! Green too extreme!", "[He comes up the to door to find Joey, Pacey, and AJ there watching this all go on as he approaches.]", "Principal Green: Joey. After you.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: At the Leery restaurant. Gail and Dawson are working on getting it ready to open.]", "Sherry: Concerned parents showed up at Capeside High today to express their outrage at a principal who many think has gone too far.", "Gail: Thanks for helping out tonight, honey.", "Dawson: Don't thank me. Thank dad. He's the one who indentured me to this servitude.", "Gail: Not a moment too soon. I must say, this restaurant stuff, it's a lot more work than I expected.", "Dawson: Sorry I couldn't be here any sooner.", "Gail: What happened at that meeting at Joey's tonight?", "Dawson: You should've seen her. Totally confident, totally inspired.", "Gail: You're proud of her.", "Dawson: Yeah. How can I not be? I mean, she's finally standing up for herself and fighting back the way I always knew she could. You know, I can't help but feel a part of that. She's organizing an action tomorrow outside the superintendent's office.", "Gail: Well, she's got a tough road in front of her. Especially with that spokes model turned journalist misrepresenting her story.", "[Dawson turns the TV off.]", "Gail: You know what kills me, is to see an important story done badly simply because the person covering it has no idea how to decipher truth from popular opinion.", "Dawson: Sounds like you miss it.", "Gail: Yeah, I'd be lying if I said I didn't, but, hey, I got this place now. Onward and upward.", "Dawson: What if... you tried to tell the real story about what's going on?", "Gail: Relive my glory days as a field reporter?", "Dawson: All you would need to get back in the game is a camera.", "Gail: And a crew.", "Dawson: In these days of digital video, a crew is one person.", "Gail: Oh, and just who would my one person be?", "Dawson: You do have one indentured servant at your disposal.", "Gail: I don't know, honey. Even if we did this and we did it right, I can't promise the station would run it. They've made it clear many times over that my services are past their prime.", "Dawson: Well, we're not doing it for the station. We're doing it for you. And for Principal Green, and for Joey.", "[Scene: Outside the Superintendent's office. There are students picketing here making. Joey, Pacey, and AJ are among them. Dawson is setting up his camera while Gail gets ready for the story with Joey.]", "Joey: We barely have enough people to fill a softball team, let alone change the world.", "Pacey: Rome wasn't built in a day, Joey.", "AJ: Thanks for doing this. Hot coffee is great for morale.", "Pacey: No problem. So, where's Joey?", "AJ: She's getting ready for her close-up.", "AJ: Great, isn't she? A born leader.", "Pacey: Ah, she's a peach, all right.", "[Joey is with Gail and Dawson setting up for the interview.]", "Gail: I'm going to ask you a series of questions about the nature of the protest and where the movement came from, and then I think we should concentrate--", "[Sherry comes over to see them getting ready for the report.]", "Sherry: Gail! What's this?", "Gail: I'm doing a story on the Green situation.", "Sherry: For cable?", "Gail: Oh, no. Truth be told, I was thinking about submitting it to Roger at the station.", "Sherry: Good luck with that. Joey, I would love to get a follow-up interview with you.", "Joey: In your frosted blonde dreams, Barbie.", "[Sherry leaves.]", "Joey: You didn't think I was too hard on her?", "Dawson: Felt about right to me.", "[AJ comes over to them, with Pacey in stride.]", "Joey: What is it?", "Pacey: Superintendent Fielding wants to see you.", "Joey: Me?", "AJ: The first signs of resistance falling.", "Joey: Why don't I get that feeling?", "Pacey: That's because Fielding is an unscrupulous, ineffectual jerk who cares more about job security than about what anybody out here thinks. He's only going to try to threaten you, Jo. I don't think you should go in there.", "Joey: [To AJ] What do you think?", "AJ: I'd go.", "[Scene: Inside the Superintendent's office. Joey comes in to meet with the Superintendent.]", "Superintendent: Ms. Josephine Potter, correct?", "Joey: Yes.", "Superintendent: Have a seat. I assume you know who I am.", "Joey: The man who shows up for football games and graduation.", "Superintendent: I appreciate a sense of humor, though I prefer to think of my involvement in your life as a touch more personal than that. I hear you're responsible for that dissonant clamoring outside. That true?", "Joey: Well, parents can picket a school, students can picket a superintendent's office.", "Superintendent: Fair enough. And just what is it you intend to accomplish with this first amendment display?", "Joey: Well, it's our belief that Principal Green was right in expelling Matt Caufield, and he shouldn't be forced into changing his ruling simply because--", "Superintendent: No one's forcing him.", "Joey: Pardon me, Dr Fielding, but you threatened to ask for his resignation", "Superintendent: That wasn't a threat. That was a direct request.", "Joey: As a representative of the student body, I'm telling you what is happening to Principal Green is wrong.", "Superintendent: As far as I know, all you represent is that meager handful of students out there right now. And that's it.", "Joey: Well, there's more of us.", "Superintendent: Oh, really?", "Joey: Yeah! A lot more. In fact, we have a--a student-signed petition with 300 signatures.", "Superintendent: 300?", "Joey: Mm-hmm. And there's going to be a rally tomorrow night. I mean, if you think the crowd last night was vocal, you just wait until tomorrow.", "Superintendent: I didn't know about this.", "Joey: Make no mistake, Dr. Fielding, there's a voice that doesn't agree with what's happening here, and that voice will be heard.", "Superintendent: I'm all ears. Now, I suggest that you and your friends hurry back to school before that Principal you love so dearly has to serve you with detention for cutting class.", "Joey: Who's cutting class? I'm out sick with a cold.", "[Scene: Principal Green's House. Principal Green has answered the door and Dawson and Gail are there.]", "Principal Green: Dawson, Mrs. Leery. To what do I owe a late afternoon honor?", "Dawson: We're here for your interview.", "Principal Green: Interview? What interview?" ]	Dawson's Creek	03x16	To Green, with Love	bunniefuu
Dawson_s_Creek_03x17.json	[ "Joey travels to Boston for a date with AJ, but when she senses that he has feelings for another girl, she becomes tense and wants to leave. Upon arriving at the train station and seeing that there are no departures for several hours, Joey calls Pacey, who drives to pick her up. Pacey pushes Joey to tell him what went wrong with AJ, and when she confesses, the conversation leads to Joey telling Pacey she feels like he is one of the few people who has ever really known her. Hearing this, Pacey instantly pulls the car over to the side of the road, and after a fractured and emotional speech, dramatically kisses Joey. Jen, Jack and Andie assist Dawson and Gail in the restaurant, before Dawson admits defeat and angers his mother by asking his father for help." ]	[ "[Scene: Inside Pacey's Father's Car. Pacey is driving Joey to the train station for her trip to visit A.J.] Joey: I mean, you never know how things are going to turn out.", "Pacey: Very true, Potter.", "Joey: I mean, who would have thought that I'd actually be able to use those dance lessons.", "Pacey: There's going to be dancing at this thing?", "Joey: Yeah.", "Pacey: I thought you said it was just self congratulatory award giving?", "Joey: This is a big deal. A.J. is going to be reading his work in front of several very important Alumni. He's the youngest person in his department to win", "[Reading from the invitation]", "Pacey: Creative writing award?", "Joey: Creative writing.", "Pacey: I'll say.", "Joey: It's calligraphy.", "Pacey: It's pretentious You know what, don't mind me. Just have a good time this weekend.", "Joey: [confused] I will. You know, this could be the most romantic night of my life. I mean, it's not every day that I get invited to elegant dinners with distinguished guests, accompanied by a friend who", "Pacey: Friend? Is that what you and A.J. are?", "Joey: What? A.J. and I are It's none of your business what A.J. and I are.", "Pacey: A.J. and you are friends who kiss.", "Joey: Pacey, look long distance relationships don't necessarily follow the same rules and definitions as regular relationships.", "Pacey: No, they don't and that's why they're perfect for you. Cause they are not real.", "Joey: What does that suppose to mean?", "[They arrive at the train station and get out of the car. Pacey gets Joey's bag out of the back for her.]", "Pacey: Don't you see? Little scrubber girl Joey gets to put on a pretty dress and go to the ball with college prince charming. That's not real. It's a fairy tale.", "Joey: Say what you will, but fairy tale or not, I still feel what I feel.", "Pacey: What I'm saying is, all you have here is an eyes closed wish.", "Joey: Sometimes wishes come true.", "Pacey: Yes, sometimes wishes do come true. Sometimes even in unexpected places. But reality always finds a way of creeping back in, Jo. The clock inevitably strikes midnight. There's pumpkin city. The fantasy fades.", "Joey: Try to have a good weekend, Pacey. Thanks for the ride.", "[Joey walks into the train station as Pacey just watches her go.]", "Pacey: Have a good time.", "[Scene: Inside the New Restaurant. There are a lot of people running around trying to get everything done before the restaurant opens next week. Dawson is sitting at the bar working on something when Gail comes up from behind him.]", "Gail: We could have a winner here.", "Dawson: I certainly hope you're right.", "Gail: Why, just because my restaurant opens in less than a week and I still haven't found a chef?", "Dawson: Or waiters, or menus.", "Gail: What, the menus still haven't arrived from the printers?", "Dawson: We sent them back yesterday, remember? We were selling $2200 over price for scampi.", "Gail: Alright, you just keep screening applicants for my wait staff. Hopefully we have found out kitchen talent. This chowder smells amazing. [They both sample some of the chowder, and both make a face] What do you think?", "Dawson: Look, I don't know fine food, but I know enough to tell you that this sucks.", "Gail: Mmm, are you sure we just don't want to steal Bodie from the Potter's?", "Dawson: Not unless we decide that Bessie and Alexander don't need a home and that I don't need Joey as a friend.", "Gail: Chowder isn't easy to master. Here, try his breaded [missed word]. It looks great. I gotta get off to the printer. Oh, and honey don't worry, everything's gonna be fine. [She leaves. Andie and Jack walk into the restaurant and up to Dawson]", "Andie: Hey.", "Dawson: Hey, thanks so much for picking up the sign. I really appreciate it.", "[He holds up the sign, but it has no name on it, only a fish painted on it.]", "Jack: Yeah well, unfortunately this may exasperate the insanity.", "Andie: Unless of course you wanna keep the place a secret.", "Dawson: What happened?", "Jack: Well, the guy told your mom he had to have the name by today. He's already got another job.", "Dawson: I thought it was 'The Fish Bistro'?", "Andie: Dawson, a woman has the right to change her mind.", "Dawson: Yeah, but not this late in the game.", "Andie: Well, uh, okay, so the restaurant could be like one of those hip, no name clubs. You know, too cool to have a name.", "Chef: Excuse please? I look for restaurant of fish. I am trying out for chowder man.", "Dawson: [to Jack and Andie] You guys hungry?", "[Scene: Inside the Mentor Office. Pacey is there talking with the councelor that is setting him up with his new mentor child. ]", "Pacey: So who is this kid worthy of being a Witter mentee?", "Councilor: Someone your school administration and I thought would be appropriate.", "Pacey: How exactly do you guys go about making that determination?", "Councilor: You'll see. If there are any problems I can always assign you to someone else.", "Pacey: I think I'll probably be able to handle a 9-year-old, thanks.", "Councilor: [opening a door to a room. A short, blonde kid with an 8 pound head sits inside] Buzz Thompson? Meet Pacey Witter.", "[They exit the office and enter a room where a Buzz is sitting at a table playing. Pacey goes over to sit with him.]", "Pacey: Hey, how ya doin' kid?", "Buzz: How old are you?", "Pacey: 16. How old are you?", "Buzz: You have a 5 o'clock shadow.", "Pacey: Well, I'm mature.", "Buzz: Is that what you call it?", "Pacey: I get it, you're a smart ass. That's why they put us together, they think I'm a smart ass, too.", "Buzz: But when they really get to know you, they discover under the rough exterior, lies a vulnerable beating heart. Get real. I'm not like one of those kids on 7th Heaven. And I'm not like you, Pissy.", "Pacey: Pacey.", "Buzz: Whatever, Pissy.", "Pacey: Pacey. And you don't know anything about me, kid.", "Buzz: I know you think you don't want to be here, but you're just dying to throw your arm around me and have a warm and fuzzy. Well, don't bother, cause you're gonna be back here trying to get rid of me. I give you 48 hours, kid.", "[Scene: Inside the Boston train station. Joey has just gotten off the train and is looking for AJ, when she noptices someone holding up a sign that says Potter, Joseph. She goes over to the person holding the sign, but is surprised to find it is a woman holding it.]", "Joey: Hi, I'm Joey Potter.", "Morgan: Of course you are.", "Joey: And you are?", "Morgan: I'm Morgan. I am A.J.'s oldest friend.", "Joey: Oh. Where's A.J.?", "Morgan: The jumpy boy is still trying to decide on what to read for tomorrow night.", "Joey: Why do I feel like I fell asleep on the train and suddenly woke up the protagonist in a Kafka story.", "Morgan: Well, there's the wit just like he said.", "Joey: The wit?", "Morgan: The famous Potter wit. He's told me all about you. Artist, political agitator. And a size 8 foot. [hands her a pair of rollerblades] Put these one, we're going to go blading.", "Joey: Thanks.", "[Scene: Inside the Capeside Arcade. Buzz and Pacey are walking through it.]", "Buzz: Is this the fun part? Is this the part where we're having fun? Or did I blink and miss it?", "Pacey: You know, you got me, man. I don't want to be here anymore than you do. I got stuck with you, but this still doesn't have to be so horrible.", "Buzz: Here comes the honesty. Next is the intimacy.", "Pacey: What exactly do you want?", "Buzz: Let me make this easy for you. Read my lips. Pikachu!", "Pacey: You want something that has to be treated with antibiotics.", "Buzz: Man, your generation is so out of it. Pokemon, you putz.", "Pacey: I knew that.", "Buzz: I got Alacazam through Menapaws, but I'm in serious in need of Appalrapter. There's a vendor right over there.", "Pacey: You gotta be kidding me, man. There is no way I'm spending 20 bucks on a Japanese trading card.", "Buzz: You have a serious problem with anger. I hope the Capeside mentoring program knows who I'm dealing with here.", "Pacey: Okay, if I buy you the stupid card, would you shut up for two seconds? Please?", "Buzz: Mmm-hmm", "Pacey: Okay, here [handing him some coins] take these, go whack some moles and stay out of trouble.", "Buzz: Whatever, Pissy. [to some kids in front of the 'Whack-a-Mole' game] You guys playing?", "[A little later, pacey hears a commotion coming from the area he left Buzz. He runs over to find Buzz trying to hit some of the kids with the mallet from the Whack-a-Mole game.]", "Pacey: Hey! Hey! What the hell's going on over here? What are you doing?", "Boy1: He hit me in the head with the mallet!", "Boy2: He poked me right in the nose.", "Buzz: They tried to push me on my game.", "Pacey: Okay, that's it. [Pacey picks Buzz up and carries him off] You're done. No more decisions for you", "[Scene: Inside a Boston Restaurant. A.J. sits at a table writing when Morgan approaches and sits.]", "Morgan: Hey.", "A.J.: Hey. Where's Joey?", "Morgan: I showed her around town, just like you asked.", "A.J.: You didn't", "[Joey comes rolling in, still on her blades. A.J. helps her to sit down next to him.]", "A.J.: Joey, good to see you.", "Joey: Hey", "A.J.: How was your trip?", "Joey: It was a trip.", "A.J.: I'm so sorry that I wasn't there to meet you, but I still haven't picked a reading for tomorrow. Do you hate me?", "Joey: [mockingly] Completely.", "A.J.: Hi.", "[A.J. leans over and kisses her]", "Morgan: Good God, get a room.", "A.J.: I hope she didn't totally wear you out.", "Joey: No, it was actually very informative. I had no idea that the Charles river ran through so much of the city.", "A.J.: You took her on the Charles river circuit?", "Morgan: She did better than you!", "A.J.: I'm sorry, I asked her to pick you up, not take you on an endurance test.", "Morgan: Oh, you're threatened. He can't blade to save his life and if any time a girl shows greater skill than him, he gets totally threatened.", "A.J.: What?!", "Joey: How long have you guys known each other?", "Morgan: Pretty much since we were Zygotes.", "A.J.: Morgan and I grew up together, same time, same high school", "Joey: Same college?", "Morgan: Actually, I got bored with this geek and I decided to make some new friends. So I went to school last semester at .", "Joey: I've always wanted to study in Paris.", "[Morgan and A.J. talk to each other in French.]", "Joey: Sorry, my French isn't very good.", "A.J.: Morgan likes to embarrass me, so I'm not letting you two hang out together anymore.", "Morgan: See, threatened.", "A.J.: Don't let the friendly banter fool you, Joey. We really can't stand each other.", "Morgan: You know, you were all he wrote about in his letters to me.", "Joey: Really?", "Morgan: I bet he never told you a thing about me. Well, I can see that you two need some time together.", "[she gets up to leave]", "A.J.: Thank you. At least you can take a hint.", "Morgan: Joey, I'm glad that you're here. I was beginning to think that you were one of his fantasies.", "A.J.: Nope, she's real. Told you.", "Morgan: Yeah, flesh and blood.", "Joey: That's me. Joey Potter, flesh and blood.", "[Scene: Inside the new Restaurant. Andie and Jack are sitting at a table testing all the food from the various chefs who are trying out for the position. Dawson walks up to the table with another tray.]", "Dawson: Here's another one. He says his Spanish mackerel quiche is world famous. Does anybody have any idea what that is?", "Andie: You don't want to know.", "Jack: The lady who did the cod flambé, that was my favorite.", "Dawson: Yeah, she was a gem, huh? You should see the kitchen ceiling, it's covered in tiny, burnt fish bones.", "Jack: Your mom needs some serious help, man.", "Andie: I want to know what rock these people have been cooking under.", "[Jen enters the restaurant and walks up to them.]", "Jen: Hi guys.", "Andie: Hey!", "Jack: Hey, Jen.", "Dawson: Dude, I know you. You, you were at a rally, right? No, or was it the hacki-sack circuit of Capefest?", "Jen: Very funny. Yeah, I know I've been a little out of circulation lately. Spending most of my time with Henry.", "Andie: Ooh!", "[Dawson walks over to sign a delivery slip and Jen follows him.]", "Dawson: That's understandable. I think there's a 6 week Honeymoon period you go through whenever you get into a new relationship.", "Jen: Well, yeah, but then you wake up one day, you realize you got the relationship, but not much else.", "Dawson: Well, if you're need of sustenance, you've come to the right place.", "Jen: Actually, I was thinking about serving said sustenance.", "Dawson: Jen Lindley wants to be a waitress?", "Jen: Yeah, I think it would be a great way to meet new people, I could earn enough tip money to occasionally take Henry out, and I'm tired of living off my Grams.", "Dawson: Okay. As you can see my mom is in immediate need of assistance. [a loud crash comes from the kitchen] How soon could you start?", "[Scene: Inside A.J.'s Dorm Room. Joey is sitting on the bed while A.J. is trying to clean the cut on her knee, which she got during her blading escapade.]", "A.J.: Can you believe that I haven't been able to decide on a reading for tomorrow? I mean, it's only the most important opportunity of my lifetime. What's wrong with me?", "Joey: She's pretty?", "A.J.: Who?", "Joey: Morgan? She's really pretty and so smart.", "A.J.: Yeah, real smart.", "[A.J. put's some medication on her knee.]", "Joey: Oww.", "A.J.: Sorry.", "Joey: A.J, why didn't you tell me about her?", "A.J.: I don't know, I mean I guess we have so little time together, I'd just concentrate on the big things.", "Joey: You don't think one of your oldest friends is big enough thing to tell me about?", "A.J.: Yeah, but I mean, how much do you talk to me about your friends?", "Joey: I guess you're right.", "A.J.: So, I'm trying to decide on something I did more recently, or maybe one of my older pieces. I don't know.", "Joey: Did you two ever date?", "A.J.: Joey, look, I promise you, you have nothing to worry about.", "Joey: Oww.", "A.J.: Sorry, damn this stuff. I just want to make sure that no foreign elements get into your hemoglobin. Because that's the part of the blood that transports your", "Joey: I know what that is.", "A.J.: Sorry. You know, I know something that might work better than this. [he kisses her knee] Is that better? [he kisses her knee again]", "Joey: Well, see now I'm feeling a little light headed.", "A.J.: Really?", "Joey: Yeah, I don't think my hemoglobin is transporting enough oxygen through my body.", "A.J.: Well, that could be a problem.", "[They kiss. Suddenly Morgan Comes bursting into the room.]", "Morgan: I was thinking [seeing that they were kissing] Oh, I guess you guys got that room.", "[Morgan goes to leave]", "A.J.: No, wait, what were you thinking?", "Morgan: I was thinking, 'Arthur'. You know, go with the nature of [missed word, love?]", "A.J.: You don't think it's too old?", "Joey: Arthur?", "Morgan: They already know your new stuff. They want to know where it comes from. I say be honest and show them your roots.", "A.J.: You're right. Yeah, that's a great idea.", "Morgan: [noticing his clothes hanging] What's up with the double-breasted jacket and the bow tie? You win an award and suddenly you turn Ralph Lauren on us?", "A.J.: No, I just want to look respectful, what's wrong with that?", "Morgan: It'll take a lot more than a boring jacket. Why not just be yourself? Khaki's, sweater, loafers, that's you. [to Joey] Oh, and I have something for you.", "[She grabs Joey's hand and drags her after her out of the room]", "Joey: [to A.J.] Oh, be right back. [to Morgan] Who's Arthur?", "[Scene: By Pacey's Boat. Pacey and Buzz are here, where Pacey has brought Buzz to see his boat. Pacey is carrying a bucket and a brush.]", "Buzz: You can't make me do this.", "Pacey: The hell I can.", "Buzz: This is slave labor.", "Pacey: Can you do anything besides whine, kid?", "Buzz: I can write letters.", "Pacey: You can paint. Watch and learn, alright? It's up, and then down, and then up, and then down. You got it?", "Buzz: You ever heard the expression 'don't go against the grain'?", "Pacey: Who on earth got you to sit still long enough to teach you how to paint?", "Buzz: My dad.", "Pacey: Really? Where's your dad now?", "Buzz: Somewhere in the Atlantic.", "Pacey: Oh yeah? Your dad's a sailor?", "Buzz: Nope, fish food. Scattered his ashes off Nantucket. Where's yours?", "Pacey: Uh, my dad? He's probably hanging up his holster right about now.", "Buzz: A cop! That explains your authority issues.", "Pacey: I don't have authority issues.", "Buzz: Issues, issues, issues.", "Pacey: I don't have issues, okay?", "Buzz: Look at how you handed me at the arcade.", "Pacey: You got into a fight. You're gonna have to learn that there are better ways to handle confrontation like that than playing 'Whack a kid'.", "Buzz: Okay, mentor. How'd you get into this stupid program?", "Pacey: [whispering] I hit a guy.", "Buzz: What?", "Pacey: I hit a guy.", "Buzz: That's it, I'm out of here.", "Pacey: Hey, come back here. HEY! Come back here!", "Buzz: Or what, you'll whack me upside the head?", "[He runs away from Pacey and Pacey chases after him.]", "Pacey: You little rat!", "Buzz: Help! Help! Child abuse! Let go of me you hypocritical maniac!", "[Scene: Inside Morgan's Dorm Room. Joey is sitting on Morgan's bed while Morgan is looking through some boxes of clothes.]", "Morgan: His father's name is Arthur, so they named him Arthur Jr. That's what the A.J. stands for.", "Joey: I can't believe he never told me.", "Morgan: You would have gotten it eventually.", "Joey: [pointing to a picture on the wall] Who's that?", "Morgan: A friend.", "Joey: He's gorgeous. Wow, these drawings are incredible. I can't believe that people just draw these on the sidewalk.", "Morgan: Actually, sidewalk chalk drawings are a classic Parisian tradition.", "Joey: Yeah, but who does that kind of work?", "Morgan: Me. Umm, that one took me 3 days. People just respectfully walked around while I worked. This semester I'm studying photography. I guess I was wanting something more substantial in my life. [hands Joey a coat] Here, take this.", "Joey: It's beautiful.", "Morgan: Yeah, well, he may chicken out and not even show up tomorrow night. You know, sometimes you really have to kick his butt. I mean, once I gave him some thick gray crayon paper. Told him he had to fill it up with words before he talked to me. And he didn't talk to me for two weeks!", "Joey: Wow, there are so many things that I'm learning about him everyday.", "Morgan: Did you know he likes to eat all the peanuts out of Chex mix?", "Joey: Really?", "Morgan: Yeah, he's been banned from social gatherings in over 20 states.", "Joey: Well, I have been witness to his pasta slurping.", "Morgan: Oh! Does he still conjugate Latin verbs under his breath when he gets nervous?", "Joey: Yeah, [Joey speaks some Latin verbs and they both crack up].", "Morgan: He's such a mess!", "Joey: Yeah, but he can kiss.", "Morgan: Yeah", "Joey: We don't have to", "Morgan: Once. Afterwards we felt really weird and silly and, uh, well we just know each other too well. And we have way too many fights. But there's just no mystery. So umm, there's absolutely and positively nothing there.", "Joey: Do you have any plans for tomorrow night?", "Morgan: Actually, one of my favorite activities - I'm gonna get the early Sunday times", "Joey: Come with us.", "Morgan: That's your thing.", "Joey: No, you're A.J.'s oldest friend. You should be there.", "Morgan: Yeah, but you're his girlfriend.", "Joey: Isn't it possible for the both of us to be a part of A.J.'s life?", "Morgan: You're alright, Joey Potter.", "[Scene: Inside the new restaurant. Andie and Jack are getting their coats when Dawson walks in. They look as if they've gone through hell.]", "Dawson: Hey, you guys are leaving already?", "Andie: Uh, Dawson, I have eaten so much over the last few hours, I just can't", "Dawson: Are you sure you don't want to stay, though? We've got a really good feeling about the guys back there now.", "Jack: Yeah, well, I can still be objective. If this guy is half as bad as the dozen before him", "Dawson: But he says that", "Andie: Nope! No, no, no, no! Don't even mention anything that comes from the sea.", "[Jen walks in with dishes and immediately drops them all to the floor]", "Jen: Ohhh!", "Andie: Oh, thank you.", "Jen: I promise to stop doing this before you guys open.", "Dawson: Don't worry about it.", "Gail: Is everything okay? Oh, God, what happened?", "[Mitch enters the restaurant.]", "Mitch: Your wait staff is just experiencing the difficulties of proper serving.", "Gail: Hi.", "Mitch: Jen, I'd be happy to demonstrate the standard way of carrying a stack.", "Jen: Oh, thank you, God.", "Gail: Thanks for the offer, but I think we got it covered.", "Mitch: Well, okay then, what can I do.", "Gail: What do you mean?", "Mitch: Well, I'm here. Reporting for work, as requested.", "Gail: Who requested that you come to work? [they both look at Dawson]", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: On Pacey's Boat. Buzz is on top of the boat cleaning down some rails. Pacey is sitting on a chair by the grill.]", "Buzz: You know you can't keep treating me this way. There are laws. You have to feed me.", "[Pacey grabs a hot dog off the little grill and puts it in a bun for him.]", "Pacey: Here.", "Buzz: Wiener?", "Pacey: It's all beef.", "Buzz: Want to know what part of the beef?", "Pacey: Come here.", "Buzz: When are you taking me home? My mother is cooking a meatloaf and mashed potatoes tonight.", "Pacey: You want to wait for meatloaf and mashed potatoes? Wait.", "[Pacey continues to clean the True Love plaque]", "Buzz: Who's the girl?", "Pacey: What girl?", "Buzz: The one you named your boat after.", "Pacey: True Love isn't a person, it's an idea. An unattainable idea.", "Buzz: Who's the unattainable girl?", "Pacey: You just love getting under my skin, don't you? Buzz: Have you kissed her?", "Pacey: I told you, there's no girl.", "Buzz: Why don't you just kiss her?", "Pacey: And why don't you just shut your mouth?", "Buzz: You have no problem taking a swing at a guy, you can't tell a girl how you feel about her. Man, you're pathetic.", "Pacey: You wanna go home?", "Buzz: You're bluffing. You need me to finish your boat.", "Pacey: I don't need you, let's go.", "Buzz: Bluffing coward!", "Pacey: Let's go.", "Buzz: Fine. But tomorrow you better find something creative for me to do, cause I'm not working on your pitiful raft anymore.", "Pacey: Well, maybe tomorrow I just won't show up.", "Buzz: Make my day! Loser.", "[Scene: At the Award Banquet. A.J., Joey and Morgan sit at a table before the ceremony waiting for the ceremony to begin.]", "A.J.: What am I doing here? I had a good life, good friends. Modest, promising little future teaching at a junior college in a pleasant, suburban town.", "Announcer: At this time, it is my honor to introduce the young man who made this institution so proud. Tonight he will share with us, his imaginative mind and distinctive voice.", "A.J.: [to Joey] There's still time, you wanna make a break for the back door with me?", "Announcer: A.J, come up and share with us.", "Joey: Too late.", "A.J.: [at the podium] Greetings. Tonight I'm reminded of F.D.R.'s immortal words, \"The only thing we have to fear is fear himself.\" Of course, F.D.R. never stood up here. [laughter; reading] Silent Dream. It had always seem like a silent dream to her. The many meaningless passings in the hallway. The sense of disconnection from those she supposedly knew so well. When she met him, the boy she'd already known all her life, she realized that love unspoken is the loudest sound of all. And she awoke. [he glances at Morgan, which Joey notices.] Her name was Mary. More than anything, she'd love to read the Sunday Times on Saturday night. [Joey is beginning to realize that the story is about Morgan She starts to feel a little uncomfortable, because it has a deep meaning for both of them.] Mary dated frequently, but sadly, felt her time spent alone was her only shelter from the rain. It seemed no one else noticed [As he reads, his voice gets softer and softer as all this sinks in for Joey.] Her silent dreams gave me courage. Her dance is my freedom", "[Scene: Inside the Mentoring Office. Pacey is in the office talking to the councilor.]", "Pacey: The kid hates me.", "Councilor: Don't take it personally. He's been through 4 mentors in the last year.", "Pacey: You've been expecting this conversation?", "Councilor: I had hoped not to have it with you. But I'm not surprised. His mother works all hours. The program isn't really designed to be a cheap babysitting service.", "Pacey: I tried to do more with that kid than just baby-sit him.", "Councilor: He has the highest IQ in his class, but he's constantly failing. Can't seem to finish anything he starts.", "Pacey: Guess that thing with his father really screwed him up.", "Councilor: Wouldn't it screw you up if your father ran off with a young woman?", "Pacey: Ran off?", "Councilor: Started a whole new family.", "Pacey: In Nantucket.", "Councilor: Mmm-hmm. That's why he behaves the way he does. He feels rejected.", "Pacey: Well, I know that feeling.", "Councilor: So, he tests the people in his life, just to see if they'll come back to him If you'd like, we can reassign you immediately.", "Pacey: Reassign? You thought I came in here because I couldn't handle the kid? I don't know what kind of problems those other four guys had, but there's not a kid on earth that Pacey Witter can't handle. The only reason I came in here was to ask if I could pick him up early tomorrow.", "Councilor: Sure. I think we can arrange that.", "[Scene: Inside the new restaurant. Dawson comes out of the kitchen to the hallway where his mom is working. She comes over to him to talk.]", "Gail: I'm really angry with you, Dawson. You had no business telling your father that I needed help.", "Dawson: Mom, you do,", "Gail: Where did you get a ridiculous idea like that?", "Dawson: Ridiculous? You mean like the state this place is in right now? Mom, you open in less than a week, and I can't do it all.", "Gail: I only asked you to screen applicants for my wait staff, oversee some tastings.", "Dawson: Yeah, things I know nothing about.", "Gail: Yeah, bringing in my ex-husband certainly isn't the solution.", "Dawson: Okay, Mom, you and Dad have made it very clear how much you want to be a part of each other's lives. I thought I was confused before.", "Gail: Dawson, do you want people to tell you how to direct your movies? No, you need people to act in them, light them, take direction. This is my career now, Dawson. I thought of all people you'd understand that.", "Dawson: Well, excuse me for not wanting to see you fail, Mom. You know, if there's one thing that you've taught me, it's that you should never be ashamed to ask for help, right? I don't see why you can't take your own advice. [he walks off]", "[Scene: On the Boston School sidewalk. Joey, Morgan and A.J. are walking together after the ceremony, talking as they go. A.J. is carrying a bottle of champagne.]", "A.J.: Can you believe the dean look alike gave me a bottle of Dom?", "Morgan: It's definitely your night. You have no idea how lucky he is that you broke your heel. The guy can't dance to save his life.", "A.J.: Well, here we are.", "Joey: Here we are.", "Morgan: Have you guys thought about heading down to the arboretum? I bet it's amazing down there tonight.", "Joey: I want to go back to your room.", "A.J.: Okay.", "Morgan: Good. I'll have the arboretum all to myself. Catch you guys later.", "Joey: Oh, this is yours. [takes the coat off and hands it to Morgan] Thank you, Morgan.", "Morgan: You're welcome.", "[Morgan leaves. Joey and A.J. walk into the dorm.]", "A.J.: What's a matter?", "Joey: You tell me. You're feeling guilty right now, aren't you?", "A.J.: Guilty? No. I don't like the idea of Morgan hanging out by herself at night, that's all.", "Joey: Go join her. I want to go back to your room alone.", "A.J.: What?", "Joey: Tonight is one of the most memorable experiences of your life, A.J. And you should share it with Morgan.", "A.J.: I don't understand.", "Joey: You've got to be the thickest mensa member around. A.J., Morgan is your muse.", "A.J.: No, Joey, she's just my friend, that's all.", "Joey: No, she's more than just a friend. She picks out paper for you, and she encourages you write and she demands that you be yourself. And she does this in such a selfless way that you can't even begin to comprehend and", "A.J.: Wait, wait, did she tell you something - did she say that she wants more than friendship?", "Joey: No", "A.J.: Well than where is this coming from?", "Joey: I know what it's like to harbor feelings for somebody that you deny. I know how horrible it is to realize those feelings way too late. And this is coming from my own experience, my own life, which honestly, you know very little about.", "A.J.: Well, God, Joey, give me a chance. Let me get to know more about you. Isn't that the fun part?", "Joey: Yes, it's fun, and it's romantic and exciting and unbelievable, but it's not real.", "A.J.: Well, then let's make it real.", "Joey: See, you already have something that is real. And Morgan is just recently realized it. Why do you think she came back from France? Can't you hear it, too?", "A.J.: Hear what?", "Joey: The loudest sound of all? Love unspoken. The feelings between you and Morgan.", "A.J.: Joey, you are reading way too much into this.", "Joey: Am I?", "A.J.: Yes.", "Joey: A.J., then why the look?", "A.J.: What look? What are you talking about?", "Joey: In the reading. You paused and you looked at her.", "A.J.: I don't know, I was reading something. Okay, I guess it made me think of her.", "Joey: Because it's about her.", "A.J.: No, it's a made up character, Joey.", "Joey: A.J., I want you to go to her. And I want you to look into her eyes and look deep. A see just how made up that character is.", "A.J.: Is that what you really want?", "Joey: Yes.", "A.J.: So that's it? What about us?", "Joey: Us is something that I will remember for the rest of my life. But see, us is a memory. You and Morgan are reality.", "A.J.: I used to think a broken heart was just [missed word]. Now I know the truth.", "Joey: A.J., there are worse things than a broken heart. Like the love that you don't explore.", "A.J.: Guess I'll see you around, Potter-comma-Joseph.", "[Joey gives him a kiss on the cheek. A.J. leaves.]", "[Scene: Inside Buzz's house. Pacey knocks at the door and Buzz answer's it. Pacey is carrying several bags of groceries.]", "Buzz: I give at the office.", "[Buzz goes to close the door, but Pacey sticks his foot in to stop him.]", "Pacey: I just wanted to come by and tell you something about your work on the boat.", "Buzz: Yeah?", "Pacey: Yeah. It ain't half bad, kid.", "Buzz: Pay attention. I'll show you a thing or two.", "Pacey: What do you know about making meatloaf and mashed potatoes?", "[Later, they are trying to make some meatloaf.]", "Buzz: You have to work it with your hands.", "Pacey: Like this?", "Buzz: You're getting the hang of it.", "Pacey: It's a good thing your mom had to work late tonight, huh?", "Buzz: Yeah I'm sorry, you know. My father isn't entirely dead.", "Pacey: Her name is Joey.", "Buzz: Is she a hotty?", "Pacey: I'm not answering that.", "Buzz: Come on, I'm 9. I have years before I get there. The least you can do is cough up a description.", "Pacey: Okay. She's so beautiful, that every time you look at her, your knees tremble, your heart just melts, and you know right then and there, without any reservation, that there is order and meaning to the universe.", "Buzz: She's a hotty. Where is she?", "Pacey: Well, she's probably out having the time of her life.", "[Scene: Inside the Boston train station. Joey check's out the time for the next train to Capeside and sees that it isn't until 9am. After some debate she goes to the payphone.]", "[Scene: Outside along the shoreline. Dawson is out there thinking when Jen comes up to him.]", "Jen: Looks like you've been out here for awhile. Bet you could use a friend.", "Dawson: For someone who's been so rapped up in her whole little world, you're pretty perceptive.", "Jen: Well that's just the kind of the girl I am. Thoughtful, empathetic. And I can see pretty much everything that happens out here from the restaurant.", "Dawson: So you heard the fight I had with my mom.", "Jen: Yeah. And then I caught a mini version of her wrath myself. Just after I broke a few more plates.", "Dawson: I think the pressure of the restaurant has finally gotten to her. You saw, all I was trying to do was help her out. She completely unloaded on me.", "Jen: I think you were trying to do a little more than just help her. You were trying to help yourself, too.", "Dawson: How so?", "Jen: You're trying to put your family back together, Dawson.", "Dawson: No, I'm not. You saw how angry I was at the B&B when they tried to pose as husband and wife.", "Jen: Exactly, because it was a façade, a lie. Of course that upset you. What's going on at the restaurant is real.", "Dawson: What's going on in the restaurant is chaos.", "Jen: We invariably return to what we know, Dawson. What's in our bones. Your family, that's in your bones.", "Dawson: Yeah, but I know that they're not getting back together. So, so what am I doing?", "Jen: Remember a couple of years ago, at that spot right over there, you asked me to dance. And you said that you wanted to be my boy adventure.", "Dawson: Did I really say that? God, I was so naïve.", "Jen: And sweet, and honest. On the outside you're not that same naïve, little boy anymore. You've been through too much recently. But deep down at your core, there's always gonna be a part of you that rejects reality. And that's eternally hopeful. And just wants his parents back together.", "[Scene: Inside the Boston train station. Joey is sitting on a bench, and she has been crying, when Pacey enters and walks up to her.]", "Pacey: Hey.", "Joey: Hey.", "Pacey: So what happened?", "Joey: Nothing happened.", "Pacey: You got bored? You got homesick? He finally ripped off his rubber mask and revealed his true alien features? What?", "Joey: I don't want to talk about it.", "Pacey: Oh, well, forgive me if I'm having a little bit of trouble with the 'no questions asked' part.", "[Scene: Inside the new restaurant. Dawson enters and walks over to his mother. He notices that a lot has been done since he left the night before. He is actually quite surprised.]", "Gail: Good morning.", "Dawson: Good morning. I came here to apologize for undercutting your authority and offer my service, but it looks like you're doing just fine without me. [He takes the cup that Gail offers him.] This coffee tastes like clam chowder.", "Gail: Oh, that's good.", "Dawson: This is good.", "Gail: Uh huh!", "Dawson: This is not the place I left last night.", "Gail: Oh, you mean you weren't at Leery's Fresh Fish?", "Dawson: I thought Leery's Fresh Fish was", "[Mitch is on the end of the bar hanging the sign that Jack and Andie brought in, now with the name on it.]", "Mitch: It's her name, too, Dawson.", "Dawson: Okay, so what's going on?", "Gail: You know, you were right about what you said, honey. I do need a partner, I was just too proud to admit it.", "Mitch: Well, don't be so hard on yourself. Running a restaurant takes many talents. You've got the most important one. You know how to delegate.", "Dawson: So you made Dad a partner after all?", "Mitch: No, that would never work. She hired me as a General Manager.", "Gail: Oh, 'hired' being the operative word.", "Mitch: My first order of business was to strongly suggest she make Bodie her partner.", "Dawson: Bodie? Well, wait", "Gail: Yeah, well he's going to own 20% of the business and in return he's going to provide me with all his recipes, over see the kitchen, work only nights that way it won't take him away from his B&B. Oh, and we're going to have to fire Jen from the wait staff.", "Dawson: But", "Gail: Honey, as a waitress she's going to put me out of business in a week.", "Mitch: But she'd make a charming hostess.", "Dawson: I think she would like that. Apparently you guys work well together.", "[Scene: Inside Pacey's Car. Pacey and Joey are driving back to Capeside. They are both quiet, and Joey is looking out the window still drying a little.]", "Pacey: So, you ever gonna speak again? Come on, Jo, say something.", "Joey: What do you want me to say, Pacey? You were right? You were right, okay? Right as always. Pacey Witter, the only person in my life who ever speaks the truth.", "Pacey: That's not entirely accurate.", "Joey: Well, you told me what was going to happen.", "Pacey: Which was what, Joey? What happened up there?", "Joey: There was another girl.", "Pacey: Oh. I'm sorry, Jo.", "Joey: You know the whole time that I was watching them, I just kept thinking, 'This is it. This is real. Just like Pacey said. This is the real thing.' And it reminded me once again, what exactly I don't have.", "Pacey: Keeping looking, you'll find it.", "Joey: No I won't. Isn't it obvious by now, I'm not meant to.", "Pacey: Why? Cause you're 16 and alone? Come on", "Joey: No, because I'm 16, and in my entire life there's been 2 people who actually know me, Pacey.", "Pacey: Dawson and This A.J. guy didn't know you. I don't care how you felt about him, Jo, he didn't know you, cause if he did, he never would have walked away.", "Joey: I was going to say you, Pacey.", "Pacey: Okay.", "[Pacey pulls the car off the road and comes to a stop.]", "Joey: Have you totally lost it?", "Pacey: Not totally yet.", "[They both get out of the car and and walk around to the side of it away from the road. ]", "Pacey: Alright, what did you mean by that?", "Joey: By what?", "Pacey: About me knowing you better than anybody else.", "Joey: Exactly what I said, Pacey. You know me, okay? In a way that nobody else besides Dawson ever had", "Pacey: I'm not talking about Dawson, right now. We're talking about me. You can't keep on doing this to me, Potter.", "Joey: Doing what? So I count on you and I tell you secrets and", "Pacey: And you call me in the middle of the night to pick you up. Why?", "Joey: I'm sorry that I called. I thought that I", "Pacey: I'm not mad that you called me, I just want to know why you called me.", "Joey: You were the first person that I thought of, Pacey.", "Pacey: What does that mean, Jo?", "Joey: It means that I guess it It means that I can talk to you, and that you're there for me", "Pacey: Don't you ever get tired of talking?", "Joey: No. I don't", "Pacey: Well I get tired of talking", "Joey: I don't get tired. I don't", "Pacey: I don't want to talk anymore.", "Joey: What are you trying to say? Why are we standing", "[Pacey goes over to Joey and takes her face in her hands and kisses her. Her eyes open wide in shock, and then fade to black.]" ]	Dawson's Creek	03x17	Cinderella Story	bunniefuu
Dawson_s_Creek_03x18.json	[ "After the kiss, Joey is upset by Pacey's impulsive actions and they both head home to discuss the situation with their siblings. Pacey receives encouragement from Doug that Joey might be protesting a little too much, and attempts to tell Dawson how he feels, in the hope that he will then give Pacey the green light to tell Joey everything. However, he fails to confess when events conspire against him. Joey attempts to make sense of everything by having a rare girls night with Jen and Andie, and a moment of clarity with Jen forces her to acknowledge that Pacey might not be the only one in a state of confusion. Jen has a fight with Henry, but later forgives him when she realizes he was lying to her with the best intentions." ]	[ "[Scene: The Kiss. Pacey is on the side of the road kissing Joey, when she stops him, shoving hi as she talks to him.]", "Joey: Ohh! Are you insane? How could you do that? How could you take some simple declaration of friendship as an invitation to just maul me, Pacey? Answer me. What were you thinking? What?", "Pacey: What? I don't know. It--it--it was an impulse.", "Joey: An impulse?!", "Pacey: Yes, an impulse. You know, sudden, momentary, and, believe me, fleeting.", "Joey: Do you have any idea of the monumental implications of that meaningless little impulse? The ripple effect that it could create in our small but fragile universe?", "Pacey: You're right, Potter. Forgive me for thinking a kiss is just a kiss.", "Joey: Well, it's true. A kiss is not just a kiss, not between you and me, and you know why. Dawson? Remember? He factors into this little... Hormonal meltdown.", "Pacey: \"Meltdown\"?", "Joey: Yeah.", "Pacey: I just had a meltdown? Forgive me if I don't think that this is the worst tragedy in the history of humankind-- that Pacey Witter, in a moment of... Impulsive, compulsive, hormone-induced insanity, would have the nerve to kiss Joey Potter. And you let me do it. You did, you let me do it. So, what, now I guess the universe begins to unravel. Well, excuse me while I get in the car.", "Joey: Oh!", "Pacey: Would you get in the car, potter!", "Joey: No!", "Pacey: Will you just get in the car, potter, please?", "Joey: No.", "Pacey: I didn't even mean it. You know? This is me Pacey-- act first, think later. And now that I'm getting a chance to think about it, I take it all back, ok? So get in the car.", "Joey: No.", "Pacey: Jo, it's at least another 6 miles to your house. It is freezing cold outside. And if you don't get in, I'm just gonna do this the whole way there. So would you get in please?", "Joey: [Sighs]", "Pacey: So I guess I'm to take it from your angry silence that you're not speaking to me anymore.", "Joey: Nope.", "Pacey: Great, great. And how long you planning on keeping that up?", "Joey: How does \"indefinitely\" sound?", "Pacey: Fine.", "Joey: Fine.", "Pacey: Fine.", "Joey: Fine.", "[Scene: Joey's house and the diner. Bessie and Joey are talking at her house, and Doug and Pacey are at the dinner. The scene jumps between the two of their conversations about the incident that happened between them.]", "Bessie: So, are you planning to fill me in, or do I have to die from anticipation?", "Joey: What?", "Bessie: How was it seeing A.J.? And leave no sordid detail unturned.", "Joey: Well, let's see... We broke up, and then Pacey went insane and kissed me.", "[Cut to Diner]", "Doug: Hey, you kissed her. Good for you.", "[Cut to Joey's House]", "Bessie: Oh, my god. Oh, my god. How could he do this to you?", "Joey: Well, technically, I maybe sort of... Let him do it to me, but I still blame him entirely.", "[Cut to Diner]", "Pacey: The whole thing was her fault. I mean, she told me that I was the one she thinks about. You know? Me. And then she gives me this look. What was I supposed to do? Do you know how long I've been waiting for her to give me that look", "[Cut to Joey's House]", "Joey: And then he gave me this look, this look, like...", "Bessie: I know the look.", "[Cut to Diner]", "Doug: Look, I don't get it. She gave you the look. You kissed her, it was a good kiss. So what's the problem?", "Pacey: Well, the hitting, punching, and rejecting. That might be a bit of a problem, not to mention", "[Cut to Joey's House]", "Joey: Dawson. I mean, if he found out, I don't even want to think about what would happen if he found out. I know one thing-- we could kiss our friendship goodbye.", "[Cut to Diner]", "Pacey: He'd never speak to me again. I can't risk that. He's the brother I never had.", "Doug: So what you're saying is Joey's like a bus.", "Pacey: No. What I'm saying is Joey is like girl. No, no.", "Doug: Hear me out, ok? Joey is like a bus that can't go below 50. Dawson is a bomb hidden underneath that bus. And you are the brave, heroic police officer wanting to drive the bus to safety, but can't because of the bomb.", "[Cut to Joey's house]", "Joey: Do you think it was more than just an impulse?", "Bessie: I don't know, Joey.", "Joey: You're sure a big help.", "Bessie: I'm sorry. Look, I'm obviously not telling you what you want to hear because I honestly don't know. You know, maybe you should talk to someone about it, someone who could help you figure it out.", "Joey: Who? Dawson, Pacey, Andie? This is what you're supposed to help me with.", "Bessie: I can't shed light on this one for you. I'm sorry, Joey.", "[Cut to outside diner]", "Doug: You need to forge ahead. Things can work between you 2, if you first defuse the bomb. Pacey, you need to tell Dawson about Joey. Ok? Now, the trick is to do it in a manner that makes it impossible for him to hate you. Now, what I suggest is you take him to a place that reminds him of the long history the 2 of you share, a place where he'll think about how much you really mean to him. Then you tell him. Oh, sure, yeah, he'll be upset, but he'll also understand that your friendship is more important to him. In fact, he'll probably respect the fact that you cared enough to tell him in the first place, in which case, he'll tell you to go right on ahead. And you and Joey can just drive off into the sunset.", "Pacey: That's your advice?", "Doug: And what is wrong with that advice?", "Pacey: Nothing. There's nothing wrong with that advice. It's just very thought out and un-Dougie-like. However, even if your ridiculous plan was to work, you've left out a couple of minor details, I.E. Her hitting, her punching, her yelling", "Doug: Oh, grow up, little brother. Do you think she would've reacted so strongly if she didn't feel something for you, too?", "Pacey: Hmm?", "[Scene: Outside The McPhee house. Jack is eating breakfast, and Andie comes out to join him.]", "Andie: Ohh! There was no hot water in the shower today, I ran out of shampoo, and I have 2 tests, french and math. What are you so smiley about?", "Jack: Ethan's coming early this afternoon. He's going to spend the weekend.", "Andie: Hmmm! Do I smell a romance a-brewin', big brother?", "Jack: Come on. It is possible for 2 males to be friends without it turning sexual, you know?", "Andie: Jack, I'm not talking about your orientation. I'm talking about the fact that you can't wipe that grin off your face.", "Jack: I'm serious. I'm just glad i finally found a friend who actually, you know, accepts me for who I am and understands. It's just a gigantic relief, that's all.", "Andie: So, uh, what does dad have to say about all this?", "Jack: Well, he's got that business trip this weekend anyway, so I figured, you know, why risk a fight? What?", "Andie: Uh, dad canceled it.", "Jack: Unh! Ohh. Well, you know what? So what? You know, it's a harmless situation. I'm an adult, pretty much, and if I want to have a friend come over to the house, I can. You know? There's not a damn thing he can say about it.", "Mr. McPhee: Not a damn thing who cay about what?", "Andie: Uh, not a damn thing the congress can say to the president if he decides to veto that new tax initiative reform thingy.", "Mr. McPhee: Ok. Bye.", "Andie: Bye.", "[Scene: School Hallway. Jen and Henry are walking and talking.]", "Henry: Why are you smiling like that?", "Jen: Oh, no reason. Let me ask you something, Henry.", "Henry: Ok.", "Jen: When, exactly, were you planning on telling me that tomorrow's your birthday?", "Henry: How'd you find out?", "Jen: I have my sources, and in honor of your birth, I planned us a little outing. Dinner, a movie, and then comes your present, which will remain a surprise so don't even try and get it out of me.", "Henry: Jen, actually, I can't. Well, not tomorrow, at least.", "Jen: Why not?", "Henry: I have plans.", "Jen: You have plans on your birthday?With who? Your other girlfriend?", "Henry: With my mother and my family. You know, it's a family thing, no friends.", "Jen: Oh.", "Henry: I--I'm sorry.", "Jen: That's cool. I mean, I understand that.", "[One of the football team walks by him]", "Jock: Hey, Henry. I'll see you at your party tomorrow, man. Can't wait.", "Jen: You're having a birthday party and you didn't invite me?", "Henry: Oh, ok, just--just let me explain, ok?", "Jen: Oh, I can't think of one possible thing you would say right now that would dig you out of the grand canyon-size hole you are in. But while you frantically search for a shovel, I'm going to class.", "[Scene: The school Cafeteria. Joey is carrying a tray, and sees Dawson at a table, and then sees Pacey join him, she looks around and sees Andie and goes to join her at another table.]", "Dawson: Hey, man. I can't--Take a look at this. I can't believe they're doing that.", "Pacey: \"Construction to begin next week on phase 3 of capewoods condominiums.\" And?", "Dawson: And? Pacey, they're gonna bulldoze our woods. Our fort. That's where we did all our pre-adolescent male bonding.", "Pacey: Ah, yeah. Our first furtive glances at playboy, you watching me take my first sips of stolen beer.", "Dawson: We should protest it, you know? We should handcuff ourselves to the fort, or", "something.", "[Cut Andie's table]", "Andie: You seem a little-- I don't know-- weird, or something.", "Joey: I'm fine.", "Andie: I'm joking. So, how was your weekend? Anything interesting happen?", "Joey: Um... Nah.", "[Cut to Dawson's table]", "Pacey: You know what we should do? We should go camping. You and I. Give the old fort one last hurrah.", "Dawson: Really?", "Pacey: Yeah, I mean, this could be our last chance, man. Pacey and Dawson paying homage to their swiftly disappearing childhood.", "Dawson: That's a really good idea. Let's do it. Let's go camping.", "Pacey: Great. Ok.", "[Cut to Andie's Table]", "Joey: What's wrong?", "Jen: Well, my boyfriend is ashamed of me and a weaselly little liar, but other than that, I'm just peachy.", "Andie: Sorry, Jen.", "Joey: Me, too.", "Jen: Well, given the pathetic track record of my love life, why would I expect any less?", "Andie: Ok, you know what, friend other girls don't have these problems like we do. And you want to know why? Because they actually hang out together.", "Jen: What do you mean?", "Andie: I mean, this mood of yours is in clear need of a little estrogen energy boost. Not to mention the fact that there's this mysterious black cloud hanging over Joey's head. So, I think this calls for a girls' night out.", "Joey: A girls' night out?", "Andie: Yeah. Ok, don't you guys think it's a little abnormal that the two of you never hang out with anybody who doesn't have a pen1s? You'd be surprised at how powerful female bonding can be. Haven't you ever seen Thelma and Louise?", "Joey: Andie, they killed somebody.", "Jen: And then they drove off of a cliff.", "Andie: Yeah, but the point is, they did it together. Solidarity. I mean, in this cold, cruel world, a girl can rely on one thing: Her sisters. I need a little female bonding, and so do you. So, what do you say?", "Jen: You know what? I'm in.", "Andie: Yay, Jen.", "Joey: Yeah, I'm-- all right, I'm in.", "Andie: Yay. Ok, you're not gonna regret it.", "[Scene: The McPhee house. The doorbell rings and Jack opens to door to see Ethan.]", "Ethan: Hey, Jack.", "Jack: Hey. What's up, man?", "Ethan: It's good to see you.", "Jack: You, too.", "[Mr. McPhee drives up.]", "Jack: Dad. You're home early.", "Mr. McPhee: Could I see you for a minute? What's the meaning of this?", "Jack: No meaning, he's a friend.", "Mr. McPhee: If you had just asked my permission, you would have saved yourself the embarrassment of having to tell that boy to go home.", "Jack: He just took a 2-hour train ride from boarding school. I'm not telling him to go home.", "Mr. McPhee: Jack, this is not a good weekend for guests.", "Jack: This is not a good weekend for guests, or this is not a good weekend for the kind of guests that I would have?", "Mr. McPhee: That is not what i said.", "Jack: No, but it's what you mean. Look, dad, i don't care, all right? He's a friend, he's staying. I don't have to justify that to you.", "Mr. McPhee: But you felt you had to keep it from me, which makes it all the more clear that it's not a good idea.", "Jack: Yeah, I felt I had to keep it from you because I knew you'd react this way.", "Mr. McPhee: My answer is no.", "Jack: Look... You know what? I don't care what your answer is, because I'm not asking. When I moved back home, there was a promise that this would be an open household, that I could live my life free of judgment.", "Mr. McPhee: As long as you're under my roof", "Jack: The only reason I'm here is because of Andie. You know what? I'm glad you came back here this weekend. 'Cause if watching me hang out with my friends makes you suffer, then you deserve to suffer. !", "[Scene: Outside Buzz's house. Pacey is carrying Buzz on his shoulders and walks up to the house and puts him on the porch.]", "Pacey: Gotta say, that was good work out there today, buzz. Couple more weekends like this and we'll be done. All right, down you come. You little monkey. All right, slap me some skin, man. It was good work.", "Buzz: You can't leave yet. My friends are coming over and I told them all about my semi-cool mentor.", "Pacey: I wish I could stay, but I already made plans, little buddy.", "Buzz: Trying to give me a complex about my height?", "Pacey: Look, this has been a ton of fun, but I'm already late to meet my buddy, ok?", "Buzz: Girlfriend?", "Pacey: No, nosy. I'm going camping with my buddy Dawson.", "Buzz: But I want to go camping. Why don't you take me camping?", "Pacey: Because I can't. This is a no-kids trip. It's just me and Dawson. But next time-- you and me, camping. I promise. How does that sound, huh? See you on Sunday?", "Buzz: Whatever. Bye, Pacey.", "Pacey: Ok.", "[Scene: Jen's house. The girls are having their slumber party.]", "Andie: I'll go first. Facials and pedicures. What do you think? Great! Ok, I'll go get the stuff ready.", "Jen: So, what's up?", "Joey: Not much.", "Jen: Really? 'Cause, Joey, if you're going through a particular situation right now and you need somebody to talk to, somebody to shed light but yet who's still uninvolved, I just wanted to let you know I'm here.", "Joey: Do you have any information you'd like to share about a particular situation?", "Jen: You, me, Dawson, Pacey-- it's a real incestuous little group. Now, I know I'm just standing on the periphery, but it seems like there's a whole world balance that's definitely been shifting.", "Joey: You know, what I'd like to know is... How some meaningless impulsive scenario-- which was over before it began-- somehow became public knowledge. And what makes you think that I want to talk about it?", "Jen: Joey, nothing's public knowledge, and I have no idea what particular scenario you're referring to, but it's pretty clear from your attitude that it's not meaningless. And like I said before, if you need somebody to talk to, to help figure things out with it, I just wanted to tell you that I'm here.", "[Scene: The McPhee house. Jack and Ethan are playing Chess. Mr. McPhee comes in.]", "Mr. Mcphee: So, what are you kids up to?", "Jack: What does it look like we're up to?", "Mr. McPhee: Mind if I join you?", "Jack: Actually, yes. Why don't you go over to Jen's with a pair of binoculars and spy on Andie for a while?", "Jack: God. You'd think he'd be a little less blatant about watch dogging us. I'm sorry to put you through this.", "Ethan: Don't worry about it. I've been there and back with my own dad. I know how to handle it.", "[Scene: the sidewalk. Pacey and Dawson are walking together with backpacks on and talking.]", "Pacey: How the hell did we do this when we were 10 years old?", "Dawson: Then, all we had on our backs were a bag of chips and a couple Capri suns.", "Pacey: Yeah, I guess a lot's changed since then.", "Dawson: Yeah, of course.", "Pacey: But change is good, right? I mean, change can be good. You know, sometimes even change that seems like it's bad can end up being good.", "Pacey: Hey, there it is, man. Our old fort. Fruit of an entire summer's labor. Still standing. Dawson: You know, that's just typical.", "Pacey: Of what?", "Dawson: Of me. Everything-- the fence, the fort, the old lady, the dog-- I remember all these things as being bigger than life. In reality, they're just ordinary. Maybe my whole life was just ordinary.", "Pacey: All this over an old fort? We were 9 years old when we built this, Dawson. What do you expect, the Taj Mahal?", "Dawson: Of course not it's just I... I don't know. Recently I've been trying to connect with who I was in the past, when I had all this passion and I knew who I was, and things were simple-- magical, even. But now I just-- I don't know, maybe I never was that person. Maybe I just thought I was.", "Pacey: You know, it's funny you should put it that way because what it sounds to me like is-- sounds like you're looking for an answer, you know? And so am I, because just this morning I was sittin' over breakfast with deputy Doug-- of all people to ask for an answer, but you know-- so he tells me that I should probably come to you because you're the one who's gonna have the answer that I need, so--", "[rustling in bushes]", "Dawson: Do you hear that?", "Pacey: No. What?", "[Buzz and some other boys ride up on bikes.]", "Buzz: Yes! We found them! Hey! Neat fort!", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Jen's house. The slumber party is going on. They all have facials on and Andie is doing ]", "Joey: Can we take this gook off now?", "Jen: Ugh. I know. I can barely move my cheeks.", "Andie: Still have 2 1/2 more minutes.", "Joey: This popcorn is good.", "Andie: Thanks. It was my mom's specialty when I was a kid. Reminds me of being a child. Don't you wish you could be 10 years old again? Everything was so simple and under control then. God, I felt so protected.", "Joey: You know, I know what you mean. I mean, I miss the time when i could just climb the trees and roll around in the mud and hang out with the boys. It was like we were the same. None of this stupid man-woman stuff getting in the way. I felt free to just be myself.", "Jen: I never really got to be a little girl. My mom wouldn't let me play in the dirt because it wasn't proper, and she wouldn't let me dress up in her high heels because they were too expensive. And she was not about to let me pig out because she was afraid I'd get fat.", "Joey: All I want to do is eat ice cream. Eat ice cream, pretend to be a kid, and forget about those stupid boys.", "Jen: Oh, I know. They're twits. Awful. I mean, maybe it's genetic or something, but enough is enough.", "Jen: And they lie. Mmm.", "Joey: They mess with your heads.", "Jen: And the worst is when they have feelings for you and they won't even admit it. You know what?", "Joey: I've decided on my activity. My favorite place as a kid. The roller rink.", "Andie: Roller skating!", "Jen: Good! I think that your activity can overlap with mine.", "[Scene: The McPhee house. Ethan and Jack are getting ready to leave, and Mr. McPhee is in the kitchen.]", "Ethan: Uh, Mr. McPhee, would you care to join us for dinner?", "Mr. McPhee: Well, if you boys don't mind, I'd love that.", "Ethan: Great. Let's go.", "Mr. McPhee: Just let me get a jacket.", "Ethan: Ok. What?", "[Scene: The fort. Pacey comes back to join the group and is carrying a cell phone.]", "Pacey: All right, I talked to your parents. They said it's ok for you to stay here tonight.", "Boys: Yay!", "Pacey: Yay. I just want you to know, a 10-year-old with a cell phone is just plain wrong.", "Buzz: Dawson was gonna tell us a story.", "Dawson: That's right, that's right. I was gonna tell you a story about a very old man who was very rich and decided to build a very unusual type of amusement park.", "Buzz: With dinosaurs, and they called it Jurassic park, and I've seen it 12 times. Try again.", "Dawson: Ok. Uh... All right, this is a story about a boy named Elliott who thought he saw a goblin in his tool shed out back and", "Boy #1: Hel-lo! That was a movie. It's called E.T.", "Dawson: Ok, a great white shark?", "All: No!", "Boy #2: Why don't you tell us one of your stories.", "Dawson: Ok. All right, well... This is a true story, and Pacey said I shouldn't tell you guys, but, you know, I think you can handle it. Actually, it takes place in the woods that we're sitting in right now. It's about an old man who actually used to live in that fort back there. It used to be his home. His name is Max, which is an ordinary enough name, but Max is not an ordinary guy. Max is evil. Nobody knows why, but he hates things that are adorable, kind, or even happy. And he walks around these woods. He used to be a lumberjack, so he carries this huge, bloody ax. He stalks the woods killing bunnies, birds, whatever he can come across; but his favorite target... Is 9-year-olds. You ok, buzz?", "Buzz: Just keep goin'.", "Dawson: One day, max arrived home to find 3 boys sleeping in his house.", "[Scene: The roller rink. Jen, Joey and Andie are roller-skating around the rink talking while wearing all these fancy scarves and makeup.]", "Andie: You know what? I was thinking about what you guys said earlier, about how all guys are twits? And I think you're right, but I think there's more to it than that because... Sometimes, you know when they give you that certain look? You know, that look that says you are exactly where they want to be right now. And you feel it for them, too. And then you just melt like this big blob of ice cream, even when you don't want to. Pacey used to do that to me all the time. Right before he kissed me. Made my knees weak.", "Jen: Henry's got a look like that. Does it to me every time. Whoa!", "Andie: Ok, who wants to go again?", "Jen: Oh, no. No, no, no. I'm gonna take a break.", "Joey: Ok.", "Andie: Come on, joey. Ok. Let's go. Bye.", "Jen: Bye.", "[Chanting] henry, henry, henry! [Chanting] henry, henry, henry!", "[Jen turns around to see Henry and others at his party]", "Jen: Henry?", "Henry: Hi.", "[Scene: At dinner. Ethan, Jack and Mr. McPhee are there talking. Jack is kind of upset, and Ethan and Mr. McPhee are talking about cars.]", "Ethan: You had a '57 ford thunderbird? I can't believe it. That's my dream car.", "Mr. McPhee: Let me tell you, it drove like a dream, too. Mint condition. Cherry red, black interior, 8 cylinders, 3 speeds, convertible. Jack, do you remember that photograph your mother took of the two of us on the bumper when you were just a baby?", "Jack: I guess I blocked it out.", "Ethan: Why'd you get rid of it?", "Mr. McPhee: Oh, you know. Kids and everything. It was impractical. But I loved that car. I cried when I traded it in. Tears.", "Ethan: Oh, man. I can't believe that.", "Jack: Me neither.", "Mr. McPhee: I haven't thought about that in years. Jack used to beg me to take him for rides in it. You remember that car, Jack?", "Jack: I think I already said no.", "Mr. McPhee: Right. There's a classic car museum just down the road, stay open late on weekends. They've got a 1926 Cadillac. Blow your mind, Ethan.", "Ethan: Sounds great.", "Mr. McPhee: Jack?", "Jack: Great.", "[Scene: Back at the Fort. Pacey is digging near the fire, when he hits something with the shovel, and he pulls a box out of the ground.]", "Pacey: Dawson. Hey, check it out, man.", "Dawson: Oh, my god, I completely forgot about this. Ok, the ticket stub from the first time I saw Jurassic Park. And the second, and the third.", "Pacey: That's just sad, man.", "Dawson: Tell me about it.", "Pacey: Hey, check this out. It's deputy Doug's pocket knife. You know, my dad never found the evidence, but he still gave me the spanking of a lifetime. Go figure.", "Dawson: Oh, my god. Look at this. It's a picture of me and little Joey Potter. Look at how beautiful she was, even then. We had no idea.", "Pacey: We must have been deaf, dumb, and blind not to notice.", "Dawson: What's this? \"The secret code of Pacey Witter and Dawson Leery.\" Do you remember this? You drew this up the day that--", "Pacey: The day that we became blood brothers.", "Dawson: Yeah. It's our oath of loyalty.", "Pacey: Yeah.", "Dawson: God, this is great. I can't-- I can't believe you found this. It's so-- isn't it weird how you can just, like, put your friendship with somebody in a box, bury it, and completely forget about it?", "Pacey: Yeah.", "[Scene: the Roller Rink. Jen and Henry are talking together while skating alone.]", "Jen: Again, let me just assure you that this is a pure coincidence. I am not crashing your party, and your mom insisted that we stay, and that's the only reason. So you can stop being mad.", "Henry: I'm not mad. Humiliated, maybe, but not mad.", "Jen: Oh, wait a minute. First you lie to me about this party, then you hurt my feelings by not inviting me, and then I accidentally show up anyway, wearing this? And you're humiliated?", "Henry: Can you blame me? Look around, Jen. This place is fit for a 6-year old. I told my mom I'd do it this last time. How could I have brought you? You wouldn't have possibly understood.", "Jen: Come on. How do you know what I'll understand unless you tell me?", "Henry: It's been hard enough trying to get you to stop thinking of me as an innocent little kid. Then what-- bring you to this? Come on.", "Jen: Henry, how many times do I have to tell you this? Your innocence is one of the best things about you. It's helping me find the same thing within myself. You don't have to hide who you are. Not from me.", "Henry: So are you saying that you forgive me?", "Jen: I'm saying I don't like being lied to.", "Henry: No. I'm sorry. I understand if you never want to speak to me again.", "[He skates away.]", "Jen: So dramatic. Come back here, parker! You know, by the way, your birthday present would have been a copy of Born to Run. Mint condition, on vinyl.", "Henry: Would have been?", "Jen: Well, I--I--I-- I sort of sold it back to the record store and bought some angry chick music.", "Henry: I guess it's the thought that counts.", "Jen: Yeah, something like that. Happy birthday, Henry. Come here.", "[She kisses him]", "[Scene: The car museum. Mr. McPhee is sitting in a car, and talking to Ethan about it, and you can see that Jack is upset about it.]", "Mr. McPhee: The beauty of the old cars is the simplicity. Everything's right here. There's nothing automatic. You have to prime this--", "Jack: Can I, like, talk to you over here for a moment, please?", "Ethan: Sure. What's up?", "Jack: What's up is that I didn't ask you to come and visit so we could hang out with my dad, who hates me, ok? And doesn't even try to understand me. Who can cry tears over a stupid car but can't muster up a shred of emotion for his own son. No, no. He stopped being my father a long time ago, Ethan. I don't want to spend some excruciating evening being reminded of that. I mean, come on. This is a nightmare.", "Ethan: Jack, calm down. I mean", "[Mr. McPhee has overheard this.]", "Mr. McPhee: Boys, I'm gonna head back. You can get home ok?", "Jack: Yes.", "Mr. McPhee: You know, I really thought things were getting better. I was so grateful for tonight. I cancelled my business trip this weekend to spend time with you. I guess I'm just not the father you want... Or need.", "[Scene: at the fort. Dawson and Pacey are lying down to sleep next to the fire.]", "Dawson: Pace, you awake?", "Pacey: Wide awake. Yes. What's up, man?", "Dawson: It finally occurred to me what in my life hasn't lost its luster with time. It's my friendships. You know, I might be unsure of a lot of things in my life, but I'm always gonna be sure of you... And Joey.", "Pacey: Me and Joey, huh?", "Dawson: Yeah. I mean, you-- you're... You're pure loyalty. You're still the guy who drew up that oath we took when we were kids. Still the guy who'd do anything for a friend.", "Pacey: And Joey?", "Dawson: Joey? She's my conscience. My soul mate. My inspiration. The point is, I'm really glad to have you guys in my life. I'd be lost without you.", "Pacey: You know, if I'm loyalty, Dawson, it's only 'cause you cast me in the role. You're the storyteller, you know? You see everything and figure out what it means. Did you see the look on those kids' faces while you were telling them that story tonight? How caught up they were? You're the guy who builds this fantastic world. You just let the rest of us live in it.", "Dawson: These days, it doesn't feel so fantastic.", "Pacey: It will, bro.", "[Scene: Jack's bedroom. Ethan is setting up the spare bed and getting it ready, while Jack is getting his own bed ready.]", "Jack: Good night.", "Ethan: Hold on, man. Don't you think we should talk about what happened tonight?", "Jack: Actually, I'd like to pretend it's all a bad dream.", "Ethan: Well, that would be a mistake, Jack. Look, I know you're mad at me, but don't be. I was just trying to help.", "Jack: No. I'm not mad at you. I'm just-- I'm just mad. I don't know. I mean, tonight... Tonight he just somehow managed to make it look like he was the victim in this whole thing and like I was some kind of malicious ogre, but it's not like that.", "Ethan: God, Jack. Don't you get it? You're both victims here. And it's not gonna get any better unless you start letting go some of that anger.", "Jack: Yeah, but he's the one who did this to me. Ok? He's the one who made me this angry. A year, Ethan. A whole year he spends walking around like I'm the worst thing that ever happened to him. And he cancels one trip so he can passive-aggressively throw it back into my face, and everything's supposed to magically fall back into place? It doesn't work like that.", "Ethan: Well, let me tell you how it does work, Jack. You keep walking around with all that anger, you and your dad are gonna lose another year... And another one. Before you know it, you're gonna wake up one morning and realize that you need him... Or he needs you... But it's gonna be too late. You know, the other nice side effect of letting go of your anger is that you don't have to be angry anymore. Just think about it. Good night, Jack.", "Jack: Good night.", "[Scene: Back at Jen's House. Andie and Joey are getting ready for bed in the bathroom . Joey leaves Andie in the bathroom and Joins Jen in her room. They start to talk, but Joey keeps making sure that Andie is not coming.]", "Joey: Weird night, huh?", "Jen: Yeah, I'd say.", "Joey: I was talking to Bessie the other day and... She told me to talk to somebody about this and... I can't believe I'm telling you, but... Pacey kissed me the other day.", "Jen: Yeah, I figured this thing would come to a head sooner or later.", "Joey: Nothing came to a head. I mean, there is no thing. I'm just freaked out and angry, and I don't understand why he would do something like this. I mean, it came out of nowhere, and...", "Jen: Well, if it came out of nowhere, then how come I'm not surprised? You should ask yourself, Joey, if this is really nothing... Then why are you so upset and so confused?", "[Scene: the McPhee house. Mr. McPhee is downstairs working on some stuff for work alone, when Jack comes down to join him.]", "Mr. McPhee: It's late. What is it?", "Jack: Yeah, I just, um... I just wanted to ask you why... Why this weekend, why this trip, why now? When for the past year you've treated me like I was a leper. Answer me that, why?", "Mr. McPhee: It was just... Time. I was talking to Richard at the office. He has a son just failed out of his fourth college, got caught stealing a car, drug problem--whole nine yards. It just suddenly occurred to me... Jack is a good kid. I have a good kid, and I don't even know him. But I want to know him. So I canceled my trip. Look, I don't see what the big deal is. Somebody had to make the first move.", "Jack: I just didn't think it would be you.", "[M. McPhee makes a move on the chess board, and Jack follows.]", "[Scene: The fort. Pacey and Dawson are talking while the boys are getting ready to go.]", "Pacey: I'll talk to you later, huh?", "Dawson: Alright, I'll see ya.", "Pacey: Let's go, guys.", "Buzz: Bye, Dawson. Watch out for max and his bloody ax.", "Dawson: See you guys.", "[Scene: the local store. Buzz and Pacey are walking through it.]", "Buzz: I'm gonna get 12 pixie sticks and 5 candy bars.", "Pacey: How about an orange soda and a box of pretzels?", "Buzz: One pixie stick, one candy bar, and an orange soda.", "[They turn the corner and run into Joey.]", "Pacey: Hey.", "Joey: Hey.", "Buzz: Hey.", "Pacey: Just a second. Listen, if you'll give us 2 minutes, I'll give you 10 sodas and a box of sugar. What'd you say?", "Buzz: Done.", "Pacey: There you go. [ Hands him some money]", "Pacey: Hey.", "Joey: Hey again. About the other night", "Pacey: So I guess I", "Joey: You go first.", "Pacey: Well, uh, I just-- I--I wanted to... I just wanted to say that, uh... I'm sorry. You know, all that stuff about disaster and Dawson and the ripple effect in our universe, it was all right. I mean, what I did, that was just monumentally stupid. I don't know what I was thinking, so...I just wanted you to know it was an impulse, plain and simple. One's that left my body. Permanently. I promise.", "Joey: It's ok, Pacey. I mean... I totally overreacted. I mean something isn't a big deal unless you let it be. And--and it... You know, it's-- it's not a big deal. Why get so upset? I mean, it obviously meant n-nothing. Right?", "Pacey: Right. Right because what I did was a mistake. Right.", "Joey: Right.", "Pacey: Well, uh... I guess that puts us back to just being friends.", "Joey: Definitely.", "Pacey: Great. Uh...Alright. Well, uh... Yeah, I should probably get going. Once that kid gets all that sugar in him, watch out. He's a little terror. I'll probably have to chase him back home. It's 2 miles. Not pretty.", "Joey: Well, then I guess I'll see you later, Pacey.", "Pacey: Yeah, I'll see you later, Jo.", "[Outside Buzz and Pacey are walking his bike together]", "Pacey: You grab the front, I'll grab the back? 1, 2, 3... Grab it. There you go.", "Buzz: Is that her?", "Pacey: Who?", "Buzz: The girl.", "Pacey: What girl?", "Buzz: The girl you want to kiss, stupid. The one you're in love with.", "Pacey: Nope.", "Buzz: Yeah, it was.", "Pacey: Please, what do you know?", "Buzz: It was her, it was her, it was her.", "Pacey: Eh, get a life of your own, huh?", "Buzz: Ha! I'm right.", "Pacey: Right? You don't even know what right is. Please, get out of here.", "[Joey comes out of the store and watches Pacey walking away with Buzz.]" ]	Dawson's Creek	03x18	Neverland	bunniefuu
Dawson_s_Creek_03x19.json	[ "Dawson, Joey, Andie, Pacey and Will (a childhood friend of the gang who has remained close with Pacey) head to Dawson's aunt's house to spend their school holiday away from Capeside. The trip is filled with tension as Joey and Pacey attempt to fight their feelings. Andie and Will appear to have a connection, and Dawson tries to bond again with Joey, who is preoccupied by her feelings for Pacey. Encouraged by Dawson's aunt, the friends have a karaoke contest. Pacey kisses Joey again and informs her that she must make the next move. They are interrupted by Dawson's aunt but later Joey initiates a kiss with Pacey. Back in Capeside, Jen and Henry go through a bumpy time when she is consumed with jealously over his friendship with a waitress at Gail's restaurant." ]	[ "[Scene: Outside Dawson's House. They are getting ready to load up the car for a trip. Joey and Dawson are there talking.]", "Joey: What are you so smiley about, Dawson?", "Dawson: Look at us, Jo. What have we become?", "Joey: Care to expound?", "Dawson: Spring break. Most kids our age go visit some exotic, sun-drenched locale, don skimpy bathing suits, and ingest mass quantities of liquor. What do we do? We go visit my aunt.", "Joey: It's a ritual. It was our ritual. I'm glad we're going. I love aunt Gwen.", "Dawson: And she loves you.", "Joey: I can't believe she's selling her house.", "Dawson: I know. It feels like the end of an era.", "Joey: Do you think we can rope jack and Andie into one of our famous late-night karaoke sessions?", "Dawson: Ok. I thought we had agreed to go on living the rest of our lives as if they never happened.", "Joey: Dawson leery, ashamed of his own roots. You love that karaoke machine, and you know it.", "[Pacey walks up to them with Will Krudski, both are carrying bags.]", "Pacey: Hey, guys. Look what I found.", "Joey: This can't be who I think it is. Will Krudski?", "Will: Hey.", "Joey: Last time I saw you was in third grade, kicking Pacey's butt around the playground.", "Will: What was I supposed to do? He was calling me \"Will Kruddy.\"", "Pacey: It's a good thing you moved to new Raleigh, pal, 'cause without you to worry about, I became king of the playground.", "Dawson: So, uh, what brings you to Capeside, will?", "Will: Thought I'd surprise an old friend.", "Pacey: And, uh, in the spirit of friendship, I took the liberty of tellin' will here that maybe you guys would have room for two more on your little impromptu journey?", "Dawson: I don't have a problem with that.", "Will: I'm not intruding?", "Dawson: No, not at all. Besides, the list of things to do in Capeside when you're 16 is woefully short.", "[Andie comes up to them carrying a few bags of her own.]", "Andie: Hey, guys!", "Pacey: Whuh-oh. Beware of McPhees bearing too much luggage.", "Andie: Oh, thanks.", "Pacey: Where's Jackers?", "Andie: He bailed in favor of spending quality time with dad. Oh. Who's the kindhearted gentleman?", "Will: Will.", "Andie: Nice to meet you, will. I'm Andie.", "Will: Let me help you here.", "Andie: Great. Thanks.", "Pacey: Hey.", "Joey: Hey. So, um... I thought you were sitting this one out, Pacey.", "Pacey: I was... Until will showed up on my front doorstep, and, uh, just thought I should show him a good time... And...", "Joey: And?", "Pacey: And they could probably use a hand up there, so...", "[Opening Credits]", "[Scene: The Fish House. Jen is sitting at the counter going over some paperwork while Henry is bussing the area around her and they are talking.]", "Henry: That's the conundrum", "Jen: Ok. You have got to stop trying to impress me, Henry.", "Henry: It was the coach's idea. He said if I was gonna be hanging around you so much, I might as well help out. What?", "Jen: I was just wondering how many guys would spend their spring break in a fish eatery just to be in close proximity to their girlfriend. You're a saint.", "Henry: Well, you know what they say-- there's a fine line between saint and moron.", "[The waitress Shelly comes up to Jen after eying Henry.]", "Shelly: Who's the new b-boy?", "Jen: Oh, that's Henry. He's a funny little creature.", "Shelly: Make that a yummy little creature. He is so my type-- tall, lanky, a branch right off the DiCaprio family tree.", "Jen: Yeah, you think?", "Shelly: I definitely think. He's got that cute little ragamuffin- with-a-dream look. Makes you want to take him home and give him a bath. And then maybe hop in the tub with him, and, um...", "Jen: Ok. Shelly, I think that table 19 needs their check.", "Shelly: They just got their check. Then I'm sure that somewhere out there, somebody's in dire need of a dessert menu, huh?", "[Scene: In the Car. Dawson is driving to his Aunt's while Andie is in the back with Will and Pacey,", "grilling Will for some information.]", "Andie: Ok, will. Quick get-to-know-you quiz: Favorite movie?", "Will: Well, when I was about 5 years old, my dad took me to a revival of planet of the apes, which, if you knew my dad, is a really big thing, so... I'd have to say that ranks as my favorite. But I'm really more of a book guy.", "Andie: Favorite movie doesn't star Adam Sandler or Steven Seagal, and he likes to read. You sure he's your friend, Pacey? Ok, favorite book?", "Will: That's easy-- catcher in the rye. Salinger's a god.", "Andie: What do you want to be when you grow up?", "Will: I don't know. Just happy, I guess.", "Dawson: You'll get along great with my aunt Gwen. She's another Salinger freak.", "Will: What's your aunt Gwen like?", "Joey: She's an artist. A painter. She's incredibly talented. She paints, and she reads great books, and she does yoga, and... She lives life on her own terms.", "Andie: Is she married?", "Dawson: She was once, to this uptight lawyer. She had this picture-perfect suburban life, and then she met Richard, who was this crazy, bearded painter about 20 years older than her. She left her husband for him and never looked back.", "Pacey: We gonna get to meet this wife-stealing Picasso?", "Dawson: Unfortunately, their happily-ever-after only lasted a couple years. Richard died about a year ago of a heart attack.", "Andie: Wow. That's sad.", "Will: I don't know. Isn't it better to have a short time with somebody you really love than a lifetime with somebody who's basically your roommate? Just a thought.", "[Scene: Outside the Fish House. Mitch and Gale are there when an old friend of theirs, Megan, Comes up to them.]", "Megan: Hey, you two. Long time no see?", "Gale: Megan. Oh, my god! What are you doing in Capeside?", "Mitch: Hey! How are you?", "Gale: Where's tom? Is he outside?", "Megan: We should talk.", "Gale: I am so sorry, honey. He was a wonderful guy.", "Megan: He was, wasn't he? I mean, sure, we had our problems, but looking back now, it just all seems so stupid and petty. He was one of the good ones. I guess that makes me one of the lucky ones. Ok...Let me segue out of this grieving widow routine. How the hell are you guys?", "Mitch: Well, actually", "Gale: we're great. We're doing just great. Dawson's 16 now and a big bundle of precocious angst, but he's a terrific kid.", "Megan: I see you followed through and made the restaurant a reality. It's inspiring, really. So many dreams never come true. Oh, I almost forgot. I was rummaging through some of tom's stuff. You should have this. It's the toast from your wedding. I can still see tom staying up till 4:00 in the morning the night before, just trying to get it perfect.", "[Scene: Aunt Gwen's house. Aunt Gwen is singing and dancing whil cleaning when The group walks in. Dawson gets her attention.]", "Gwen: Come on in. Hello. Hello. Oh, Dawson! Baby, you made it! Hi! Mmm! Joey. How gorgeous did you turn out! Wow! And this must be Pacey.", "Pacey: I see my reputation precedes me.", "Gwen: Actually, we've met before.", "Pacey: We have?", "Gwen: Yeah. I wouldn't expect you to remember it. It was years ago at my sister's 4th of july picnic, and you were chasing this one around and teasing her mercilessly. And when i went to intervene, you said to me, \"hey, lady, step on my buzz, why don't ya?\" Boop.", "Andie: Ha ha ha! That sounds about right.", "Gwen: Which would make you...Andie?", "Andie: Yup. Nice to meet you, aunt Gwen. Hi.", "Gwen: Hi. And this... Has got to be... Jack, right?", "Pacey: Uh, no. Jackers couldn't make it this weekend, so, aunt Gwen, please allow me to introduce my friend, Will Krudski.", "Gwen: How you doin'? Huh. Friend of Pacey's. Not a good sign.", "Pacey: Heh heh.", "[Scene: Later in the evening outside the bedrrom they are all sharing. Joey and Pacey are there alone before entering the room]", "Pacey: Hey.", "Joey: Tell me, Pacey, is our conversation this week going to consist solely of monosyllabic grunts?", "Pacey: Jo, this is neither the time nor the place to be discussing events of weeks past.", "Joey: Look, who wants to discuss? I thought we agreed that it was a \"no big deal.\"", "Pacey: It isn't.", "Joey: Fine. So... There should be no weirdness between us? Right.", "[They enter the room to find that they are left to share the bed together.]", "Pacey: You're right... But I think we may have a small problem.", "Joey: You've got to be kidding me. Pacey, do something about this.", "Pacey: Uh, Dawson. Hey, Dawson.", "Dawson: What? Look, uh...", "Pacey: What say you hop up and give Joey here your sleeping bag, huh?", "Dawson: And hop in the sack with you?", "Pacey: Essentially, yeah.", "Dawson: Good night, Pacey.", "Pacey: Andie.", "Andie: [Grunts, snorts]", "Pacey: Andie!", "Will: I'm not sleepin' with you, Pacey. And, Joey, I don't think we know each other well enough. No offense.", "Joey: None taken.", "Pacey: Ok, we're just gonna have to make the best of this, all right?", "Joey: Fine. But if I so much as feel anything", "Pacey: jo... Get in bed. And while you're at it, get over yourself.", "Joey: Pacey, get your butt away from me.", "Pacey: My butt wants nothing to do with your butt, ok? Gimme some of these covers, man. Jo-- jo. [Sighs]", "[Scene: The next morning. Pacey has just woken up and looks over at Joey peacefully sleeping. He acts like he is asleep when Gwen calls into them.] Gwen: Sleepyheads, breakfast!", "Joey: [Groans] oh, man.", "Pacey: [Yawns]", "[They get up and join the rest of the group in the kitchen.]", "Gwen: so glad you could join us, you two. I have a spectacular dinner planned for this evening, but first, I must shop, and I'm going to steal Dawson and Joey to help me. The rest of you I encourage to explore the somewhat limited charms of my humble little podunk town. We don't have much in the way of entertainment-- there's no multiplex, no monster truck show-- but we do have this kick-ass little pool hall.", "Will: I love to play pool.", "Pacey: I'm always down for some billiard action.", "Andie: What is it with guys and pool? It's a phallic thing, right?", "Will: I'll teach you.", "Andie: Ok. You're gonna teach me how to hit a ball with a stick?", "Will: There's an art to it, you know?", "Andie: Oh, ok. I get it. So you're, like, uh...Tom cruise, color of money? Right. Mm-hmm.", "[Scene: The Fish House Kitchen. Mitch is putting some bread away while Gale is trying to talk to him.]", "Gale: You don't have to do that, you know.", "Mitch: I'm just tryin' to help out.", "Gale: You ok? Do you want to talk?", "Mitch: About?", "Gale: What do you think?", "Mitch: A friend of ours died, gale. It royally sucks... But it happened. And it's really sad, but... I don't know what there is to talk about.", "Gale: Well, it must make you feel a certain way. I know it does me.", "Mitch: I wish I'd called him more. I wish he'd called me more. I wish a lot of things.", "Gale: You should read this.", "Mitch: Why?", "Gale: Because it's beautiful. His words. I didn't remember. It was nice to go back and see us through his eyes for a moment.", "Mitch: I'd rather not.", "Gale: What is wrong with you?", "Mitch: Nothing. I just don't feel like a trip down memory lane right now, that's all.", "[Scene: outside the Fish House. Henry is cleaning up a table and Shelly is over flirting with him. Jen sees this and goes over to them.]", "[Shelly giggling]", "Jen: hi.", "Shelly: Hey, Jen. How adorable is this boy? Can you tell me?", "Jen: Heh heh, yeah, he's dreamy. Listen, Shel, I need you to cover sections 5 and 6 today.", "Shelly: 5 and 6? Lindley, that's crazy talk.", "Jen: I'm sorry, hon. We're a little short-staffed. I need you to be a team player here.", "Shelly: [Sighs] bye, Henry.", "[She leaves]", "Henry: Uh...Bye. You--you know we were just talking, right?", "Jen: [Chuckles] well, of course you were.", "Henry: You just seemed a little jealous.", "Jen: [Chuckles] jealous? Please, Henry, I'm so not in touch with that emotion. I wouldn't even know what that would feel like. Jealous. That's ridiculous.", "Henry: Wh-what? It's ridiculous to think that someone else might find me to be a decent, worthwhile human being?", "Jen: Oh, that's not what i meant.", "Henry: Whatever.", "[Scene: The Pool Hall. Andie, Pacey and Will are playing pool, and Will is shooting really badly. So isn't Pacey.]", "Andie: [Chuckles] ok. Tom cruise. Color of money. Right. You suck.", "Pacey: Easy, McPhee. Them's fightin' words.", "Andie: I thought he was supposed to be this amazing pool player.", "Will: I never claimed to be anything. I just said i like to play.", "Andie: Oho. And you said, in a somewhat condescending fashion, that you'd teach me. Ahhh! Looks like i should be the one giving the lessons. What do you say, Pacey?", "Pacey: Maybe you should cut the guy some slack. There might just be some method to his madness.", "Andie: Ok. All I have to say right now is little ol' me is wipin' up the floor with the two of you.", "[Pacey takes a shot and the ball jumps off the table and rolls to another table. The guy there picks it up.]", "Pacey: [Chuckles] um, sorry, man. I just can't seem to keep those things on the table.", "Pool Guy: You guys interested in a game?", "Andie: Uh, no. [Chuckles] look, mister, these two, they're seriously deluded and totally lame, so I'm gonna set the record straight right here and now. It would be both sick and wrong to take their money.", "Will: We'll play.", "[Scene: The local store. Gwen, Dawson and Joey are there shopping. Dawson is looking at some of the posters when Gwen comes over to him.]", "Gwen: What are you lookin' for?", "Dawson: Something for my wall.", "Gwen: Ah, which, as I recall correctly, is plastered in wall-to-wall movie posters. You know, somehow I don't think this is gonna go with that whole film geek aesthetic you've got goin' on.", "Dawson: The posters are gone, actually. I took 'em all down.", "Gwen: Amistad wasn't that bad, honey.", "Dawson: [Chuckles] more like a crisis of faith, actually.", "Gwen: What do you mean?", "Dawson: Well...I guess I got tired of having this larger-than-life-dream to compensate for my smaller-than-life life.", "Gwen: Ok. So... The movie posters are down. Film has lost its luster. And I am detecting a significant lack of...Smooching, hand-holding, general all-around cuddliness between the two of you? So...Come on. Tell me everything.", "Dawson: Well, to make a long soap opera short, um, we got together", "Joey: which was so completely overwhelming that it forced me to retreat into this long, protracted period of soul searching.", "Dawson: Which sent me into a dizzying downward spiral of depression. And then I finally managed to get her back, but", "Joey: It was exceptionally bad timing. And then he got back from summer vacation.", "Dawson: The possibility of having my heart ripped out of my chest once again didn't sound as appealing as it once had, so I decided maybe it would be best just to be friends.", "Joey: And then he asked Pacey to look out for me.", "Gwen: What does Pacey have to do with it?", "Joey: Uh...Nothing. But...Just... There you have it.", "Gwen: Well, then I have just one question. Why aren't the two of you together now?", "[Scene: Outside the Pool Hall. Will has handed some money to Pacey and he is counting out the rest in his hand. Andie is looking at the two of them disgusted.]", "Andie: You hustled them!", "Will: And this is a big deal. Why?", "Andie: Because I find it morally wrong and offensive and disgusting. I mean, I didn't come here with you guys to be, you know, an accomplice to your little seedy scam.", "Pacey: Andy, will's a shark. He always has been. What are you gonna do?", "Andie: I mean, you let me think that I was good.", "Will: You are good.", "Andie: I am?", "Will: Sure.", "Andie: Ok, you're hustling me right now, aren't you?", "Will: Maybe.", "[Will hands her some money.]", "Andie: What's this?", "Will: It's your share of the take.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Outside Aunt Gwen's House. The group minus Dawson and Joey are washing a horse, while Dawson and Joey are in the Hey Loft talking to each other.]", "Group: [Laughing] aah! Aah! Hey! Let's clean 'em! Oh, don't! Don't! Aah! Ha ha ha! Aah! Aah! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! [Shouting and laughing continue]", "Dawson: Joey, do I seem different to you?", "Joey: What do you mean?", "Dawson: I've devoted all this energy to...Reinventing myself, and... [Chuckles] to be honest, I don't see where it's gotten me. I don't feel any different.", "Joey: Actually, you are different, Dawson. Once upon a time, you had to be the center of attention. Life revolved around you and your dreams. And recently, I've watched you fade into the background and let others shine. You're different. What?", "Dawson: This trip this week has... Reminded me of what we're good at.", "Joey: What's that?", "Dawson: We make sense of each other's lives. We always have.", "Joey: Things are changing, Dawson. People evolve, and--and... Some things drop away.", "Dawson: Yeah, but things don't have to be any certain way, Joey. Growing up does not have to equal growing apart.", "Joey: Somehow, it does.", "Dawson: You gotta find some faith... Faith that whatever set us off in different directions is the same thing that'll... Bring us back together.", "Joey: [Sighs] I take it back. You haven't changed a bit. You're still an eternal optimist, Dawson.", "Dawson: Maybe. It's just... I don't know. I'm starting to forget why.", "Joey: Why what?", "Dawson: Why we're not together.", "[Pacey shouts up to them.]", "Pacey: Hey, you guys want to come down and give us a hand?", "[Scene: Aunt Gwen's House. Joey is looking at a painting of Aunt Gwen's House, when Gwen comes up to join her.]", "Joey: That one's my favorite, I think.", "Gwen: When I was married, I was taking this art class. And the first thing the teacher said was, \"close your eyes and paint your future, and the rest will take care of itself.\" And it did.", "Joey: You painted this before you lived here? Do you have any regrets?", "Gwen: About?", "Joey: The way in which you and Richard came together.", "Gwen: You know, Joey... I got married too young. And I sold out in a big way. I stayed in a relationship that was safe and comfortable, and then i met this man, who made me feel alive for the very first time. Those kinds of feelings just won't be ignored, you know? I owed it to myself to explore them. Come here. Now. This one... This one is my favorite. Definitely.", "[She shows her a picture of Joey and Dawson that she painted when they were kids. Dawson comes up to join them]", "Dawson: Hey.", "Joey: Hey.", "[Scene: The Fish House. Jen is at the counter taking a reservation. When Henry comes up to here a little disturbed.]", "Jen: Party of 7? We will have your table at 8:00, then. Thank you. Bye.", "Henry: Uh...Shelly just offered me sx. I just thought-- I thought you should know about it.", "Jen: She what?", "Henry: She basically said I could have sx with her anytime I wanted. Ap-apparently, she likes younger guys.", "Jen: Henry, your hands are shaking.", "Henry: A strange girl just offered me sx. Th-that's never happened to me before.", "Jen: Well, what did you tell her?", "Henry: What do you think I said? I said I had a girlfriend.", "Jen: Do you find her attractive?", "Henry: Well, I--I...", "Jen: Well, do you or don't you?", "Henry: No.", "Jen: You know what, Henry? Go have sx with her. Go off and make a million babies, 'cause i don't care anymore.", "Henry: But", "Jen: don't you dare tell me that I'm jealous.", "Henry: [Sighs]", "[Scene: Aunt Gwen's Porch. Will is sitting alone when Andie comes up to join him.]", "Andie: Oh. Might I have found the hustler in a contemplative moment?", "Will: Yeah. I'm contemplating my next big score.", "Andie: You're a mass of contradictions, Will Krudski.", "Will: How's that?", "Andie: [Chuckles] oh, come on. The well-read pool shark? The blue-collar academic?", "Will: [Chuckles] you read the color of my collar pretty quickly. Is it that obvious?", "Andie: Yeah, about as obvious as the fact that you're pretty darn smart.", "Will: That's nice of you to say.", "Andie: So, uh... What makes you so unhappy?", "Will: What do you mean?", "Andie: Well, you said that all you want to do when you grow up is be happy, so what makes you so unhappy now?", "Will: Too many things to mention, I guess.", "Andie: Okay. So, how about trying one?", "Will: My father.", "Andie: What's he like?", "Will: He's a jerk. He works at the factory. So, he's a total townie. Treats my mother like crap. Can't wait to get the hell away from him. I came to hang out with Pacey, because I just couldn't take it anymore. Had to get out of the house.", "Andie: I'm sorry, will.", "[Scene: The Fish House Kitchen. Gale and Mitch are there sampling some of the food.]", "Gale: Mmm. Too mushy.", "Mitch: Too crunchy. Mmm.", "Gale: You actually have an opinion. Last conversation we had, you didn't want to be involved.", "Mitch: Just because I'm not talking doesn't mean I'm not thinking.", "Gale: And just because we're not married doesn't mean we can't talk.", "Mitch: Maybe that is what it does mean.", "Gale: I can't believe you are saying this, Mitch.", "Mitch: Why not? Why would I want to rely on you? Trust you?", "Gale: Because if nothing else, I am your friend.", "Mitch: If we were such great friends, Wouldn't we be married right now?", "[Ding]", "[Scene: Aunt Gwen's House. They are singing to the Karaoke machine. Dawson is just watching them from the couch smiling.]", "Group: Louis, Louis oh, oh, oh, oh we gotta go oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah", "Louis, Louis oh, oh, oh, oh we gotta go ooh, child, things are gonna get easier ooh, ch--", "[laughing]", "Andie: ha ha ha! Things are gonna get brighter someday!", "[Gutturally]", "Pacey: Wild thing you made my heart sing you made everything-uh groovy-uh", "[imitating Elvis Presley] wild thing, I think i love you.", "Gwen: And now I'd like to bring up two of my very favorite people to perform their very own special number. Dawson and Joey! Whoo!", "Dawson: God help--I'm not gonna sing.", "Gwen: Get up here. Come on, Joey.", "Dawson: Ready?", "Andie: Whoo!", "Dawson: Oh, no.", "Joey and Dawson: Oh, I could hide both: 'Neath the wings of the bluebird as she sings 6 o'clock alarm will never ring I can't believe we're doin' this. Oh, but it rings and I rise wipe the sleep out of my eyes the shaving razor's cold and it stings ha ha! Cheer up, sleepy jean oh, what can it mean to a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?", "[Pacey gets up and leaves]", "[Scene: The Fish House. Shelly is there flirting with Henry again, when Jen notices her and is visibly upset by this. She goes hurriedly over to them.]", "[Chuckling]", "Jen: All right, shelly, that's it. Get your boobs away from him.", "Shelly: What is your problem?", "Jen: This is my boyfriend that you're fawning all over, and I don't appreciate it.", "Shelly: Why didn't you tell me? I mean", "Jen: B-because I have issues. Ok? Clearly. Listen, the point is that he's not yours. He's mine. And I have looked all over the place for one like him, and I'm not giving him up without a fight. So should choose to continue draping yourself all over him like the slutty wench that you are, you and me, we're gonna throw down. Happy now? I'm jealous.", "[Scene: Outside Aunt Gwen's House. Pacey is sitting alone by a fire, when Joey comes up to join him.]", "Joey: Are you ok?", "Pacey: Not so much, no.", "Joey: Well, what's wrong?", "Pacey: Well... It's the history. It's killin' me. How can a guy compete when the two of you have your own karaoke", "Joey: Pacey, you're not supposed to compete. We're supposed to have our own hist-- I didn't mean that.", "Pacey: Well, what did you mean?", "Joey: I don't even know anymore, Pacey.", "Pacey: You know this little arrangement we got goin' between us?", "Joey: Yes?", "Pacey: Well, it sucks. It sucks up one side and down the other. It's uncomfortable, it's weird, and I hate every single second of it.", "Joey: Really.", "Pacey: Yes.", "Joey: Then why did you come here, Pacey?", "Pacey: You know, for a bright girl, you can be really daft sometimes. Why do you think i came here? I came here to be with you! It's as simple as that. I mean, when you like somebody, proximity is a good thing, regardless of how they feel about you. Or don't, as the case may be.", "Joey: But I felt it.", "Pacey: What?", "Joey: This morning. Your arm brushed up against me in bed, and... And I felt it.", "Pacey: How did it feel?", "Joey: Made me feel alive.", "Pacey: Ok. Joey... I'm going to kiss you now.", "Joey: You can't.", "Pacey: Jo, you can't say something like that to me and expect me not to kiss you, so that's exactly what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna kiss you in about 10 seconds. And if you don't want me to kiss you... Well, if you don't want me to, I guess then you're just gonna have to stop me. 10.", "[Woman clearing throat]", "Joey: [whispering] my god.", "Pacey: [Sighs] I think maybe I should head inside and sing myself some more karaoke. 'Cause lord knows, that's what I want to be doing right now, is singing myself some karaoke.", "Gwen: That's a splendid idea, Pacey. Well, um... At least now I understand why you and Dawson aren't together.", "Joey: Ok. Uh...[Chuckles]... I know you just saw that, and...I can explain", "Gwen: what i just saw is none of my business. But I think you should tell Dawson. It was just a mistake. Something tells me that when you kiss a boy, it's not a mistake. You should know I am the last person on earth that's gonna judge you. But you cannot be reckless with someone else's feelings. What if that had been Dawson that had seen you and not me? I mean, do you think he'd ever be able to erase that from his mind?", "Joey: [Sighs]", "[Scene: Inside Aunt Gwen's House. Pacey is sitting there, where Andie comes up to join him.]", "Pacey: Hey.", "Andie: You ok, Pacey? You seem a little, uh, storm cloudy.", "Pacey: Uh...Just thinking that maybe now would be a good time to start up that debilitating drug habit I've always wanted. Just kidding.", "Andie: You know, your, uh, your friend will. [Chuckles] he's not at all what I expected. He's really sweet.", "Pacey: Yeah. He's a good guy. I mean, he and his family moved away a long time ago, but we've managed to keep in pretty good contact, I guess. Once you bond over dysfunctional dad issues, there's no turnin' back.", "Andie: Yeah. He told me about his father. It's pretty sad.", "Pacey: He told you?", "Andie: Yeah.", "Pacey: Do you like him or something?", "Andie: Maybe! Maybe not. Who knows, Pacey? But don't you think it's better to just be honest and open about things like this? I mean, who wants to carry around this burden of guilt over moving on? Which, by nature, has to happen. I want you to be happy, Pacey.", "Pacey: Yeah. [sighs heavily]", "[Scene: The Fish House backroom. Henry is looking around for Jen. You can hear crying from a storage room.]", "Henry: Jen?", "Jen: In here. Just follow the trail of loser dust.", "Henry: What are you doin' in here?", "Jen: [Sniffles] isn't it pretty obvious? I made an ass out of myself. Thus, I'm hiding.", "Henry: Why are you crying?", "Jen: I don't know. Oh, god, I hate crying. This is such a girl thing to do.", "Henry: But you're such a girl.", "Jen: [Sobs]", "Henry: such a cute girl.", "Jen: Stop. You're not supposed to say sweet nothings. You're supposed to be mad.", "Henry: I am. That doesn't mean I'm not curious about what's going on in that busy head of yours.", "Jen: You were right...Henry. I was jealous, and... And it really freaked me out.", "Henry: Why? Jealousy's a pretty natural human emotion.", "Jen: You don't understand. I've... I've spent years building this... This complex series of--of booby traps so that...Nobody would ever get too close. [Half chuckles, half sobs] and then you came along... With that big beating heart of yours, and... You broke all those walls down, and it's just really scary. I mean... What if I lose you?", "Henry: You know, Jen, I was... I was kinda glad that you were jealous. You have nothing to worry about... 'Cause I'm not goin' anywhere. And if I die tomorrow, so be it. At least I died knowing my biggest dream came true.", "Jen: What's that?", "Henry: Seeing you in lingerie. [Chuckles]", "[both chuckle]", "[Scene: The Fish House. It is closed now. Gale is going over some receipts when Mitch comes up tp her.]", "Mitch: would you mind... Coming with me for a second?", "Gale: Ok.", "[He brings her to the bar where he has a tape of their wedding playing on the TV.]", "Mitch: I was reading the toast... And I got this urge to see him again. you're right. It was beautiful. I had to let you go. I wanted you to stay, but... You said no. You went to Philly, and... I had to let you go.", "Gale: Well, what does that have to do with anything?", "Mitch: More than you realize. To remember what we were is painful for me.", "Gale: Uh, yesterday... I was looking at Megan... This woman who had lost the love of her life. Suddenly... Our problems just seemed...", "Mitch: Trivial?", "Gale: Or even passed.", "[Scene: Inside Aunt Gwen's House. Dawson is looking at some pictures of him an Joey as kids, when Joey comes into the room.]", "Joey: Oh...", "Dawson: Hey. Take a look at these. [Chuckles] what a dork I was.", "Joey: No, you weren't. Well... Maybe a little. [Chuckles] can we talk?", "Dawson: Yeah. What's up?", "Joey: Well, uh-- um...", "Gwen: Sorry. I'm interrupting something. I can", "Joey: actually, no. It's--it's ok. We'll...Talk later.", "Dawson: Ok.", "[Joey Leaves, and Gwen hands the painting of Him and Joey as kids.]", "Gwen: I brought you something for your wall. Thought maybe it would help you find your way back.", "Dawson: Way back to what?", "Gwen: Well... Back to those things that made you this little... Daydream believer. Look, Dawson, I know you can't see it right now, but you are a very talented young man with a rich and powerful imagination. Your dreams are... They're an asset, not a weakness.", "Dawson: But I just--I can't find the inspiration anymore. It's easy for you. The evidence of your talent is all around you.", "Gwen: This... Is not my talent. Dawson, when my time is up, I want to know that i did one thing well-- loved somebody. The rest of this is just... An expression of that one thing. What's your one thing?", "Dawson: Uh...[Chuckles]", "Gwen: ok. Close your eyes. Mm-hmm. Now... Paint your future. What do you see?", "[Scene: Outside Aunt Gwen's House. Pacey is sitting alone by the fire again when Joey comes up to join him again.]", "Pacey: You don't have to worry. I'm not gonna kiss you again, jo. What's goin' on here?", "Joey: I don't know.", "Pacey: [Chuckles] don't you think I deserve a better answer than that after all this?", "Joey: Pacey, believe me, I've been trying to get you out of my head. I've tried to pretend that this is just some bizarre hormonal glitch, but it's not working.", "Pacey: Do you really want it to work?", "Joey: I tried to tell him.", "Pacey: Really.", "Joey: Yes!", "Pacey: What happened?", "Joey: Well-- I couldn't really find the words, Pacey, which I know is odd, considering the sheer volume of words spoken throughout the course of our relationship, but", "Pacey: what would you have said to him?", "Joey: [Sighs] I don't know.", "Pacey: I don't believe you.", "Joey: Pacey... I don't have any answers right now, ok? Can't you understand that?", "Pacey: The only reason that you don't have answers is because you've been too scared to ask yourself the right questions.", "Joey: What are you talking about?", "Pacey: Look, I know how I feel. You know how I feel. That much is obvious by now. But during this whole process, we've managed to miss the point, because the point is not how i feel. It's how you feel. So how do you feel?", "Joey: Awful. That's how I feel, Pacey. I feel awful.", "Pacey: So do I. When I was kissing you tonight, I don't think that I've ever felt better and worse at one time in my entire life. I mean, the very idea that Dawson or Andie would find out about us is killing me. It--it is tearing me up on the inside to have these feelings for you, but I can't get rid of them. [Sighs] I jus-- I can't keep on kissing you, jo.", "Joey: What do you mean?", "Pacey: I mean just that. I can't keep on kissing you. All right? I've done it twice now. I can't be the one that's always initiating this. I can't be the one who's always giving you the answers. [Sniffles] look at me, Joey.", "Joey: I can't.", "Pacey: Please. If you felt... Even one shred... Of what I feel for you... Then we wouldn't be standing here having this conversation.", "Joey: Pacey...", "[Joey goes up to him and starts kissing him.]" ]	Dawson's Creek	03x19	Stolen Kisses	bunniefuu
Dawson_s_Creek_03x20.json	[ "In a story reminiscent of the film Go, the day Pacey and Joey's relationship goes public is played out four times, each time revealing a little more of what happened. Capeside's newest couple struggle to tell Dawson about their relationship, but end up not needing to say anything after Jen unknowingly lets the cat out of the bag. Dawson is not the only one hurt by the relationship, as Andie also gets upset and sours her first date with Will. Dawson gives Joey an ultimatum; if she continues her relationship with Pacey, she will be subsequently ending their friendship. Joey is brokenhearted at losing either Dawson or Pacey, but reluctantly ends things with Pacey out of guilt." ]	[ "[Scene: A night shot over the ocean. The sun is setting. And a voice over by Joey.]", "Joey: Ever have one of those days you wish you could live all over again?", "[Scene: The docks. Andie, Jack, Jen, Doug and Buzz are sitting by True Love waiting for the rest of the group to get there to christen the boat. Dawson and Mitch one riding up in the car to Join them]", "Andie: Oh, hey, look. There's Dawson and his dad.", "Mitch: Got the champagne?", "Dawson: Right here. Oop! Whoa. That was almost a disaster. Hey, guys.", "Buzz: Hello.", "Dawson: Hey. Buzz.", "Andie: So, uh, where's Joey? I thought she was coming with us.", "Dawson: She, uh, wanted to stop at a library first and plow through that Watergate history assignment.", "[Scene: Inside the boathouse. Joey and Pacey are there kissing and hugging each other quite a bit.]", "Joey: Come on. Let's go, Pacey. It's your boat we're planning on christening.", "Pacey: I own a boat?", "Joey: Mmm. No, we have to stop doing this. It's wrong.", "Pacey: Yes. Dead wrong.", "Joey: Pacey. Look, we've been in denial all week. I mean, when we're around other people, we pretend like nothing's changed, and then the minute we're alone, it turns into this.", "Pacey: This what?", "Joey: Well, this... Embarrassing grope fest.", "Pacey: Yeah, I guess this is kind of embarrassing, huh? Especially for you, given how much you protested.", "Joey: I did not protest.", "Pacey: You did too.", "Joey: Wait, wait, wait, wait. What?", "Pacey: I gotta tell him, Jo. We do. We gotta tell him as soon as possible, because the longer we wait, Jo, the worse it gets.", "Joey: No, Pacey. I've tried. I've tried plenty of times to-- every time I see the guy now, I just feel like-- you don't have to bother filling in the expletive, ok? I mean, this isn't exactly the easiest thing I've ever had to do, Pacey-- telling Dawson that while he wasn't looking, I developed this bizarre gravitational pull towards his best friend, and I can't stop thinking about him or wanting to be near him or wanting to kiss him all the time.", "Pacey: I'll do it.", "Joey: What?", "Pacey: I'll tell him.", "Joey: No, I can't let you do that. It's--this is my responsibility.", "Pacey: Jo, it's not your responsibility. I'm the one that started this, remember? I'm the one that got you into this situation. And, frankly, the only way that I want to save my friendship with Dawson is to be completely honest with him, so I gotta do this. All I need is one day. Just one day.", "Joey: One day.", "Pacey: Yes. One day.", "[Opening Credits]", "[Scene: On the Docks. Pacey and Buzz are talking as Doug is slowly walking to Join them.]", "Pacey: No, she's not late. She's an hour late. When people are late, they're, like, 15 minutes late.", "Doug: All right, here's the deal. There's an apologetic yet somewhat incoherent message on the machine for you from someone named Nora. It seems she got confused, thought you had him for the day. Now she's stuck at work and can't get free until this evening.", "Pacey: Speaking of work... You're not on duty today, are you?", "Doug: Ah, no, no, no. Little brother, this juvenile is your responsibility.", "Pacey: But, Doug, I got this one thing I gotta do, man, and it kind of ranks high up there on the importance list. So...Look, I'll just do this one thing. I'll go, I'll do it, I'll come right back. I swear.", "Doug: Have you ever noticed how your one little things tend to multiply?", "Pacey: Doug, it's just one thing. I'll be right back. I swear. It shouldn't take", "Doug: Pacey.", "Pacey: Dougie.", "[Scene: Outside Gram's House. Jen and Grams are carrying some suitcases out to the car and put them into the trunk]", "Grams: I know he's a very respectable young man, and we certainly have no reason to suspect him of ill intentions, but... With no one here to chaperone...", "Jen: Ah, you never know what sort of high jinks might ensue.", "Grams: This is no laughing matter, Jennifer. I established these rules not because I don't trust you, but because the sexual impulses of a teenage boy", "Jen: Ok, grams, I think that you're going out on a limb here for nothing. I assure you that whatever sexual impulses Henry parker may throw at me I am perfectly capable of handling.", "[Scene: Outside Dawson's House. Pacey is standing there staring at the front door. Jen sees him and goes over to Join him.]", "Jen: Hey, pace.", "Pacey: Hey.", "Jen: Nobody home?", "Pacey: I don't know, actually.", "Jen: Could knock and find out.", "Pacey: I could just walk right in, you know. They never lock it. I've been coming here since I was 5 years old, just walking right through the front door, making myself at home.", "Jen: She wants to be with you, pace. She does.", "Pacey: And you know this how?", "Jen: Told me so this morning.", "Pacey: [sighs] Why am I not happy to hear that right now?", "Jen: Well, because right now you've gotta walk through that front door and tell your best friend that the only girl in the universe he can't live without...", "Pacey: Is the same one that I can't live without.", "Jen: Yeah.", "Pacey: I've had this conversation with him in my head a thousand times.", "Jen: Yeah? How's it go?", "Pacey: Oh, you know, Dawson saying something along the lines of... \"Vaya con dios, pace. \"I had my shot at making her happy. Now...Why don't you give it a try?\"", "Jen: It could happen. Just minus the Spanish part.", "Pacey: Yeah.", "[Mitch walks out of the house carrying some stuff for his boat.]", "Mitch: Hey, guys. If you're looking for Dawson, you just missed him.", "Pacey: Did he say where he was going?", "Mitch: Yeah. He said something about the library.", "[Scene: Inside the library. Pacey is looking for Dawson, when he runs into Andie.]", "Andie: Pacey. Hi.", "Pacey: Hey. You're looking happy. Is this just your usual library glow?", "Andie: Yeah, well, you know, free books make me giddy.", "[Will walks up to Join them.]", "Pacey: Krudski.", "Will: Studying on a Saturday, Witter. That's most unlike you. So, uh, I'll see you tonight, Andie?", "Andie: Yeah.", "Will: See you, man.", "Pacey: Tonight, huh?", "Andie: Yeah. Uh... We were thinking about getting dinner or something", "Pacey: no, hey, look, look. A girl's gotta eat, huh?", "Andie: So, uh, what are you doing here? I mean, you're not studying, are you?", "Pacey: No. Not studying. Looking for Dawson. You haven't seen him, have you?", "Andie: Nope. Haven't seen him.", "Pacey: Well, I'll let you get back to, uh... I'll see you later, Andie.", "Andie: Yeah.", "[Scene: Inside Doug's apartment. Doug is running frantically around trying to get some order, as Buzz is jumping up and down on the bed.]", "Doug: No, no, no, buzz! Listen to me. This is not a toy. All right? This is an answering machine. This was my answering machine. Do you understand? Wh-what-- buzz, where's the tape? Stop bouncing! Stop", "[Pacey enters and picks up something from the end table and Joins them.]", "Buzz: yeah! And I thought you were boring.", "Pacey: See that? Gameboy. It's Pokemon blue, man. Go to it.", "Doug: Yeah, that's really great. Where the hell have you been? Look at this. It's ruined.", "Pacey: Doug, I'm sorry. Look, me and Joey came to a really important decision.", "Doug: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Since when are you and Joey deciding anything?", "Pacey: You're gonna like this one, 'cause it turns out you were right. She's into me, man. That's why she got so freaked out when I kissed her.", "Doug: Really?", "Pacey: Yeah.", "Doug: So then you told Dawson?", "Pacey: Uh...No, not exactly. That's what I was trying to do all morning, Doug. Remember the little errand that I had to run, but it just... Turned into this wild goose chase, and... I really didn't think it was going to take that long. I'm sorry.", "Doug: Look. Telling Dawson that you kissed Joey in a moment of weakness is a hell of a lot different than sneaking around with her behind his back, don't you think? Look, Pacey, at the end of the day, Joey and Dawson, they're gonna stay friends or whatever it is that they are, and you're gonna end up alone. All right? No girlfriend, no friend, just completely and utterly alone. Think about it.", "[Scene: On Dawson's Porch. Pacey is about to knock on the door, when Joey comes running up to stop him.]", "Joey: Hey. Hey.", "Pacey: Hey, Jo, what's wrong? What's wrong?", "Joey: Look, Pacey... We can't do this, ok?", "Pacey: Can't do what?", "Joey: I have to be the one to tell him, ok? I mean, things are really complicated between me and Dawson, and it has nothing to do with you. It's just...", "[She takes him off the porch]", "Joey: Look... It has to come from me, or else... It's going to ruin everything.", "Pacey: Ok. Ok. That's ok. It's ok. Just calm down, Jo. It's all right. We'll do whatever you want to do, ok? I mean... If you want to know the god's honest truth... I've been in the process of chickening out the whole way over here.", "Joey: Maybe it's a sign, Pacey.", "Pacey: A sign of what?", "Joey: It's just that for so long, he's been everything to me, Pacey. I mean, this guy has been my family when I haven't had one, and he's the one person in my life that I can always depend on, and--and this? This is gonna kill him.", "Pacey: You never had any intention of telling him, did you? You didn't come over here tonight to tell him. You came here to stop me from telling him.", "Joey: No. I tried to tell him. I went up there and I tried.", "Pacey: Of course you did. Let me guess. You failed, right?", "[Dawson comes out to see what's going on.]", "Dawson: I thought I heard something out here.", "Joey: Dawson, uh... We were just, uh", "Pacey: Having an argument.", "Dawson: Obviously. What about?", "Joey: Mmm...", "Pacey: Us, Dawson. We were arguing about us. Me and Joey. There's an us here now.", "[Scene: A night shot over the ocean. The sun is setting. And a voice over by Joey.]", "Joey: Ever have one of those days you wish you could live all over again?", "[Scene: The docks. Andie, Jack, Jen, Doug and Buzz are sitting by True Love waiting for the rest of the group to get there to christen the boat. Dawson and Mitch one riding up in the car to Join them]", "Andie: Oh, hey, look. There's Dawson and his dad.", "Mitch: Got the champagne?", "Dawson: Right here. Oop! Whoa. That was almost a disaster. Hey, guys.", "Buzz: Hello.", "Dawson: Hey. Buzz.", "Andie: So, uh, where's Joey? I thought she was coming with us.", "Dawson: She, uh, wanted to stop at a library first and plow through that Watergate history assignment.", "Jen: Oh, speaking of which, I finally got through all the president's men. So if you'd like your tape back, I can return it now.", "Dawson: Ok. I'll come by and pick it up. What'd you think?", "Jen: Incredible movie. But, uh, Henry didn't feel as though there were enough cute teenage girls.", "Jack: Hey, don't look now, but I think that's the captain of this vessel.", "Dawson: Oh.", "Pacey: Well, I guess we can get started.", "Dawson: Not without this, we can't. Hey. Hi. As promised.", "Pacey: Hey. Wow. Whoa. Champagne. Thank you. Nice, but, you know, sparkling apple cider would have probably worked just as well.", "Dawson: Not for this occasion, man. This is a monumental accomplishment. You took something that was destined for the scrap heap...", "Jen: Hi.", "Joey: Hey.", "[Scene: Next to a Payphone. Jen is talking on the phone as Joey is waiting for her to get off of it.]]", "Jen: No, I-- if you come by around 2:00, my grams will be gone, all right? No-- no, no. All right, I'm taking Joey to the library, I'm gonna give grams her car back, and I will see you later. Ok, bye.", "Joey: Thanks again for the ride, Jen.", "Jen: Oh, god, don't worry about it.", "Joey: I was supposed to go by this morning, and I got kind of busy, and...", "Jen: You know you don't have to explain. Unless, of course, there's something that you want to explain.", "Joey: Recently you and I spoke about unrequited feelings that a certain someone", "Jen: namely Pacey?", "Joey: Namely Pacey, uh... May have had for me. And how those unrequited feelings express themselves in the form of a kiss. They're not... Um... Unrequited, that is. They are actually, uh... They're very much requited.", "Jen: Ok, so you've kissed back a certain someone, namely Pacey... And... You'd like for that to continue?", "Joey: I think so. I mean... Yes. But the thing is, my feelings have been clouded by my fear of what Dawson will do or say once he knows.", "Jen: Joey, if you're asking me whether or not you should tell Dawson... The answer's a big fat yes.", "Joey: I know. We're going to tell him. I mean, Pacey's going to do it today, and... He wanted to. I tried. I--I did. I tried plenty of times. It's-- it's just that... When we tell him... Dawson gets hurt. And if I tell Pacey not to tell him-- then Pacey's gonna get hurt.", "Jen: [Sighs] yeah.", "Joey: So... Whatever I do, I'm the villain. I mean, the girl's always the villain, right? In stories like these, she's always some... Wicked, conniving whore who manipulates her way between 2 brothers or 2 best friends.", "Jen: Ok, Joey, keep in mind that most of those stories have been written by men.", "Joey: I really wish I was more like you.", "Jen: Oh, yeah.", "Joey: You feel things, and you act on them. Pacey does the same thing. He's...Fearless.", "Jen: All right, I'll let you in on a little secret about the so-called fearless. We're not as tough as you think we are. And Pacey's heart can break just as easily as the next guy. Maybe even more so, considering it was already broken when you got there.", "[Scene: Inside the Library. Joey is on an upper floor, and she sees Andie talking to Pacey. Cut to a little later when Joey is at a computer when Andie comes up from behind.]]", "Andie: Hey. Lady. 20-minute time limit on these things, right?", "Joey: Sorry, Andie. I was just finishing up the Watergate assignment. How about you?", "Andie: Oh, nowhere near done. But I'm taking off anyway. I have a date tonight.", "Joey: Will?", "Andie: Yeah. I like him. I do. And he's smart, way smart. And he has no idea how cute he is. Which is key, 'cause god save us from the ones who do.", "Joey: So what's the problem?", "Andie: He's... He's not Pacey. Ohh! Pathetic. I know. I know. And I thought I was over him. I really, really did. But then I bumped into him a little while ago, and...I mean, technically we're friends, right? And that's how I played it. But then it's, like, when I saw him, every irritating/adorable thing he ever did flashed before my eyes, and... I mean, that's the true test, right? When you just bump into somebody... And if you're not over him, then boom--floodgates.", "[Scene: Outside Downtown on the sidewalk. Dawson runs into Joey on the street.]", "Dawson: Hey.", "Joey: Dawson. Uh", "Dawson: You hurried much?", "Joey: Yeah. I just, um... I must have lost track of time. I was supposed to meet Bessie at home by now. I-- ok. I wanted-- I was gonna call you.", "Dawson: Do you want to do a movie night tonight? I've got to help my mom with something, but I could pick up a movie on my way home.", "Joey: You know, I really don't think I'll be able to. Maybe some other time, ok?", "Dawson: Ok. Are you all right?", "Joey: Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm fine. I just-- I have to, uh... I have to, uh... Uh... Uh...", "Dawson: Go?", "Joey: Yes. I gotta go. Bye.", "Dawson: All right. I'll see you.", "Joey: Bye.", "[Scene: Inside Doug's Apartment. The camera is focused on the Answering machine. We can hear Joey's voice on it as it records her message.]", "Joey: Pacey? Doug? Ok, you're not there. Um... Look, Pacey, um, don't do what you said you were going to do today, ok? Dawson's not even home. I just kind of ran into him, and--and I think you should wait. I think you should wait until you talk to me, 'cause... I really think that I should be the one to tell him. Ok. [Joey hangs up]", "[Scene: Dawson's Bedroom. Dawson is sitting watching a movie as Joey climbs in through the open window to Join him.]", "Movie: ...Nothing to you. You wait. She's not your girl, and she-- she is my girl. I don't care if we did break up. You don't even live here anymore. That don't make no difference. I've always lived here. I'm gettin' her back. I'm telling you right now, she's gonna marry me one of these days when I get a little bit more money. She won't marry you. Sure she will. We always meant to get married. She's going off to college soon. I doubt...", "Dawson: You changed your mind.", "Joey: Kind of. Um... I--I wanted to talk to you, Dawson. Um... Pacey hasn't been here, has he?", "Dawson: No. Is he supposed to be?", "Joey: Uh, no. Actually, uh... Um...No. What are you watching?", "Dawson: The last picture show.", "Joey: Isn't that the movie that we saw when we-- our first date.", "Dawson: Yep. Yes, it is. It wasn't exactly a successful evening, was it? At least not movie-wise.", "Joey: What do you mean?", "Dawson: We never got to see the end.", "Joey: So, uh... How does it end, Dawson?", "Dawson: Well, there's 3 friends that grew up with each other. Jeff bridges is in love with Cybill shepherd... And she dumps him and breaks his heart, and he's devastated... Um...And she's not. Ha. She, uh...She just kind of moves on to the other guy. And, um...It destroys their friendship. And...That's pretty much how it ends-- everyone, uh, alone, everyone hating each other. It's--[laughs] it's really depressing, actually. I don't--I don't know why I'm watching it. Um... So what'd you want to talk about?", "Joey: You know, I just-- I actually-- I just remembered that, um, I promised Bessie that I would help... Watch Alexander tonight, and she's probably waiting for me, so, um... Bye.", "[Scene: On Dawson's Porch. Pacey is about to knock on the door, when Joey comes running up to stop him.]", "Joey: Hey. Hey.", "Pacey: Hey, Jo. What's wrong?", "Joey: Look, Pacey... We can't do this, ok?", "Pacey: What? Can't do what?", "Joey: I have to be the one to tell him, ok? I mean, things are really complicated between me and Dawson, and it has nothing to do with you. It's just... Look-- it has to come from me, or else... It's going to ruin everything.", "Pacey: Ok. Ok. Just calm down. We'll do whatever you want, all right? Do whatever you want. [Chuckles] do you wanna know the god's honest truth?", "[Cut to a little bit later off the porch.]", "Pacey: You didn't come here tonight to tell him, did you?", "Joey: No, that's not true, Pacey. I tried to tell him. I went up there, and I tried. Of course you did.", "Pacey: Let me guess. You failed, right?", "[Dawson comes out to Join them]", "Dawson: I thought I heard something out here.", "Joey: Dawson, we were just", "Pacey: having an argument.", "Dawson: Obviously. What about?", "Joey: Uh...", "Pacey: Us. We were having an argument about us. There's an us here now. I'm sorry, man. We didn't wanna tell you this way.", "Dawson: You didn't tell me.", "Joey: You know, don't you?", "Dawson: Yeah, I know.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: A night shot over the ocean. The sun is setting. And a voice over by Joey.]", "Joey: Ever have one of those days you wish you could live all over again?", "[Scene: The docks. Andie, Jack, Jen, Doug and Buzz are sitting by True Love waiting for the rest of the group to get there to christen the boat. Dawson and Mitch one riding up in the car to Join them]", "Andie: Oh, hey, look! There's Dawson and his dad.", "Mitch: Got the champagne?", "Dawson: Right here. Oop! Whoa! That was almost a disaster. Hey, guys.", "Buzz: Hello.", "Dawson: Hey. Buzz.", "Andie: So, uh, where's Joey? I thought she was coming with us.", "Dawson: She, uh, wanted to stop by a library first and plow through that Watergate history assignment.", "[Scene: Inside the boathouse. Joey and Pacey are there kissing and hugging each other quite a bit.]", "Pacey: So we're agreed?", "Joey: Agreed.", "Pacey: Ok.", "Joey: Pacey.", "Pacey: Right.", "Joey: You go first. I'll catch up with you later.", "[Scene: The Boat Docks. Everyone is ready to watch the christening.]", "Jack: Hey, don't look now, but I think that's the captain of this vessel.", "Andie: Well, then I guess we can get started.", "Dawson: Not without this, we can't. As promised.", "Pacey: Whoa! Champagne. Ha ha. You know, sparkling apple cider would have worked just as well, Dawson.", "Dawson: Not for this occasion, man. This is a monumental accomplishment. You took something that was destined for the scrap heap and managed to turn it not only into a thing of beauty, but also a viable mode of transportation.", "Jack: Witter, come on, man. Let's get the show on the road.", "Pacey: Be right there, man. Uh... Look, Dawson, you gonna be home after all this?", "Dawson: Yeah. For a little bit. I've got to work later.", "Pacey: Cool. Uh... All right, well, look. I know you guys are all on tight schedules, so I'm gonna keep this thing short. It's a beautiful day and all.", "Dawson: Hey.", "Joey: Hey.", "Pacey: Um... First and foremost, I should probably thank hurricane Chris for enabling a poor schlub like me to actually be able to afford a boat like this. But, uh, secondly and more importantly, I'd like to thank everybody who pitched in... Everybody who scraped and sanded and polished and painted and otherwise helped out to get this boat back in the water. Some, of course, did that more willingly than others. So, uh... Without further ado... I christen for you... True love. That's it.", "[Scene: Inside the School Library. Dawson is looking through the racks when he sees Will on the other side looking around.]", "Dawson: Will?", "Will: Hey. Dawson, hey. Um, look, I was wonderin' if you could help me out. I'm lookin' for some secret room Andie says is, like, ideal for studying.", "Dawson: Um... She probably means the genealogy room. It's usually pretty dead in there.", "Will: Cool. Guess I'll try that.", "Dawson: All right. Good luck.", "Will: Thanks.", "[Will leaves but comes right back.]", "Will: Hey, Dawson. What did, uh, you and Joey do on your first date?", "Dawson: Excuse me?", "Will: You know, if you don't want to tell me", "Dawson: No, it's fine. It's just-- I'm kind of surprised. It's a left field question.", "Will: Yeah, but, uh, not if you just asked someone out.", "Dawson: Andie?", "Will: Yeah. Um, so, what should I do?", "Dawson: Well, Joey and I went to the movies, which is a really terrible idea because you can't talk to the person. You can't even really look at 'em. So, what would you suggest? Um...There's always the creek. The night sky overhead, moonlight reflected in the water. It's one of those things that's achieved cliché status 'cause it actually is that romantic.", "Will: Oh, uh, where would I get a boat?", "Dawson: Uh, my house.", "Will: You sure?", "Dawson: Yeah, absolutely. You know where it is. Just come by and get it.", "Will: Great. So, what are you up to tonight?", "Dawson: I think I might try and hook up with an old friend.", "[Scene: Grams' Porch. Jen is sitting reading a book, while Henry is standing by the door of her house.]", "Henry: So I'm really not allowed in the house?", "Jen: Sorry. According to grams, you're public enemy number one.", "Henry: What if I have to use the bathroom? Or the phone? What if you start to choke and I need to call 911?", "Jen: Well, then we'll just have to consult an etiquette book from 1955.", "[He sits down next to her and kisses her.]", "Jen: What are you doing?", "Henry: I don't know. Stuff.", "[Jen sees Dawson outside starting to head over to her house.]", "Jen: You know what, Henry? Why don't you go inside?", "Henry: You just told me I couldn't.", "Jen: Well, I changed my mind. No, I know. It's ok. Go.", "[Dawson walks up to the porch.]", "Dawson: Hey. I'm sorry. I can come back if it's a bad time.", "Jen: Oh, god, no, no. I was expecting that you'd come by anyway. How ya doin'? You all right?", "Dawson: I'm fine.", "Jen: You know, if you wanna just come inside and hang out with Henry and I... We could use a chaperone.", "Dawson: As tempting as that sounds, I think I'm just gonna go watch a movie, relive better days.", "Jen: I know this must seem like the hardest thing in the world right now, but, you know what? In the long run, it's better that Pacey told you.", "Dawson: Told me what? Tell me what?", "Jen: That--nothing.", "Dawson: If it's nothing, then why were you so concerned about me?", "Jen: No, I wasn't concerned.", "Dawson: Yes, you were. You were concerned because you assumed Pacey told me something. Told me what, Jen? The fact that you're unwilling to answer my question speaks volumes. It has to do with Joey, doesn't it? It does, doesn't it?", "Jen: God, I'm so sorry.", "Dawson: You've known about this?", "Jen: Dawson, it wasn't my place to say anything. I didn't want to interfere. I wanted to protect you. Wait, Dawson. Wait, stop, say something. Please.", "Dawson: I'm fine, all right? I'm fine.", "Jen: No.", "Dawson: I'm fine.", "Jen: No, you are not fine. What can I say? What can I do?", "Dawson: You can do me the same favor that you did them. You can keep this to yourself, all right? Thanks for protecting me.", "[Scene: Dawson's Bedroom. Dawson is sitting watching a movie as Joey climbs in through the open window to Join him.]", "Movie: Just never thought you'd do me that way. I thought we were still best friends. We are. What you so mad for? I never done nothin' to you. I guess screwin' my girl ain't nothin' to you. I ain't screwin' her. The hell you ain't.", "[Rustling at window]", "Dawson: Hey. You changed your mind.", "Joey: Kind of. I wanted to talk to you, Dawson, um... Pacey's not here, is he?", "Dawson: Uh, no. Is he supposed to be?", "Joey: No.", "Movie: She'd never let you screw her, that's for sure.", "Joey: What are you watching anyway?", "Dawson: The last picture show.", "Joey: Isn't that the movie that we saw when-- our first date.", "Dawson: Yep. Yes, it is. Wasn't exactly a successful evening, was it? At least not movie-wise.", "Joey: What do you mean?", "Dawson: Well, we never got to see the end.", "Joey: So, uh, how does it end, Dawson?", "Dawson: Well, it's 3 friends that grew up with each other. Jeff bridges is in love with Cybill shepherd, and she dumps him and breaks his heart. He's completely devastated... And turns out she's not. She just kind of moves on to the other guy, and it destroys their friendship. It's never the same after that, and that's how the movie ends. Everyone alone. Everyone hating each other. It's pretty depressing, actually. I don't know why I'm watching it. [Turns off movie] So what was it you wanted to talk about?", "Joey: You know, I just, I actually-- I just remembered that I promised Bessie that I would help watch Alexander tonight, and she's probably waiting for me, so, um... Bye.", "[Dawson is trying to fight his tears after she leaves. Shortly he hears some voices from his window.]", "Pacey: You didn't come here to tell him. You just came here to stop me from tellin' him.", "Joey: Look, that's not true, Pacey. I tried. I tried to tell him. I went up there, and I tried.", "Pacey: Of course you did. Let me guess. You failed, right?", "[Scene: Outside Dawson's House. Pacey, Joey are Dawson are there arguing about what has happened.]", "Pacey: I'm sorry, man. We didn't want to tell you this way.", "Dawson: You didn't tell me.", "Joey: You know, don't you?", "Dawson: Yeah, I know. So were you planning on telling me, or was this just gonna be a secret fling?", "Joey: Look, it's not like that.", "Dawson: Then how was it? 'Cause Jen was short on details.", "Joey: She told you?", "Dawson: Well, she thought I knew. I mean... I had to be pretty frickin' stupid not to know, right? That the 2 people I trusted most in the world were lying to me? So are you bored? Are you confused or just malicious?", "Pacey: Hey, look, I started this thing, ok? If you're gonna get angry at somebody, you get angry at me.", "Dawson: I don't think you're in any position to talk about what's fair. You were my best friend.", "Pacey: I still am.", "Dawson: I'm finding that a little hard to process right now.", "Pacey: It's the truth, Dawson.", "Dawson: So I guess it's safe to assume that friendship doesn't come above sx in your list of personal priorities.", "Pacey: This has nothing to do with sx.", "Dawson: Oh, what, are you in love? Is that what this is? Oh, god, don't look. Don't look at her, all right? Don't. I-- you know what, Pacey? I feel sorry for you. Because when all this is over, you're really gonna need your friends, and you're not gonna have any. You are not gonna have a single one.", "[Andie and Will come walking up from Dawson's pier.]", "Andie: Hey, guys. What's goin' on?", "Dawson: Why don't you ask Pacey? Ask him how long he and Joey have been sneakin' around behind my back, or better yet, ask Joey. Ask her how long she's been lying to me and to you. Go ahead, ask 'em because I can't stand to look at 'em anymore.", "[Scene: Jen's Porch. Jen is standing there holding the door open trying to get Dawson to stop from leaving.]", "Jen: Wait, Dawson. Dawson, wait, stop. Say something, please.", "Dawson: I'm fine, all right. I'm fine. I'm fine.", "Jen: No. No, you are not fine. What can I say? What can I do?", "Dawson: You can do me the same favor that you did them. You can keep this to yourself, all right? Thanks for protecting me.", "[Henry comes out of the house to stand next to Jen.]", "Henry: So, where were we?", "Jen: Henry, I just did the most awful thing.", "Henry: It couldn't have been that awful.", "Jen: Believe me, it was. God, I totally screwed up. I accidentally told Dawson something he wasn't supposed to know and really hurt his feelings in the process.", "Henry: But you didn't mean to do it.", "Jen: Yeah, but it's still my fault. I mean, I'm the one who messed up.", "[Henry tries to kiss her.]", "Jen: Hey, no. I'm not sure what it is that you're doing right now, but it's not helping matters any.", "Henry: That's 'cause you're not giving it a chance.", "[Henry tries to kiss her again.]", "Jen: I mean it.", "Henry: Look, I'm just trying to make you feel better.", "Jen: No, you're not. You're trying to make yourself feel better.", "Henry: What did I do that was so terrible?", "Jen: Don't you even want to know what just happened?", "Henry: Maybe I don't. Maybe for once I want to put us before whatever little mini-drama you and your friends have whipped up this week.", "Jen: Ok. You know what? Why don't you leave? I'm not kidding. Leave.", "Henry: Now you're being irrational.", "Jen: No. No, just irritated. Irrational is when I get violent, which is gonna happen in 2 seconds if you don't get your horny freshman ass out of here.", "[Scene: Late at night on the Creek. Andie and Will are out on the creek and Will is rowing the boat as they talk.]", "Will: A little much maybe, for a first date?", "Andie: No. No, I mean, it's beautiful.", "Will: Come on, admit it. I did kind of go...", "Andie: Overboard?", "Will: Plan b. Pretend we're not on a date.", "Andie: Ok. Um, you're rowing us across a body of water. What do you want me to pretend? That this is something from Greek mythology?", "Will: Orpheus and Eurydice. Do you know that one?", "Andie: Uh-uh.", "Will: They were a couple of kids, totally in love, but then she died. Snake bite. He couldn't deal, so being the ancient world's most kick-ass musician, he goes to the underworld, located the proper authorities and played for 'em... All about Eurydice and how he had to have her back.", "Andie: And? What happens?", "Will: It worked... But there was one condition. He wasn't allowed to look at her until they were back in the real world, so they set out, and as they were just about to make it, he looked back.", "Andie: So, she died all over again?", "Will: He went to grab for her, and all he got was air.", "[Scene: Outside Dawson's House. Andie and Will come walking up the pier to Join the argument already going on between Pacey, Joey and Dawson.]", "Andie: Hey, guys. What's goin' on?", "Dawson: Why don't you ask Pacey? Ask him how long he and Joey have been sneaking around behind my back, or better yet, ask Joey. Ask her how long the two of them have been lying to you and to me. Go ahead, ask 'em 'cause I can't even stand to look at 'em anymore.", "[Dawson leaves and goes into his house and Joey runs after him.]", "Andie: So, is this true, Pacey? You and Joey?", "Pacey: Yes.", "Andie: I don't know what to say.", "Pacey: Me neither.", "Andie: You must really, uh... You know, to give up your friendship with Dawson, to give up everything. God, how could you be so stupid, Pacey? You know you're gonna get hurt. She is never going to love you like she loves him, ok? He is her first love, Pacey. Her first love.", "[Scene: Inside Dawson's Bedroom. Dawson enters and Joey Joins him.]]", "Joey: Look, I didn't intend for this to happen, Dawson.", "Dawson: What you intended does not provide me any solace. What? Do you love him? Are you-- you just want to sleep with him?", "Joey: No. How could you say that?", "Dawson: It's what he's gonna expect.", "Joey: We're not together, Dawson, and we haven't been for a long time. Almost a whole year has", "Dawson: Are you punishing me? Because I didn't want to get back together with you?", "Joey: Why would you think that I would", "Dawson: Why, Joey? Because you keep on saying that you want to go find yourself. Is this what you've been looking for the whole time? Is Pacey what you've been looking for?", "Joey: No.", "Dawson: Then explain it to me, Joey. Explain to me how 2 people who can barely stand to be in the same room with each other end up outside my window arguing about the future of their relationship.", "Joey: I can't, ok? I can't explain it. It happened. Everything between you and me is so complicated.", "Dawson: Joey, if things are complicated between us, it's because you made them that way, all right? You. And you think that... Whatever was wrong when you were with me is gonna magically get better when you're with him?", "Joey: I don't know, Dawson. I don't know, ok? I just know that I-- I need him.", "Dawson: You need him like you need me? Joey, it's a simple question. Do you need him like you need me?", "Joey: No. Look, you can't do that, Dawson. You can't. Those 2 things have nothing to do with each other, and you know that. The way that I feel about him is completely separate from the way that I feel about you and our friendship.", "Dawson: Joey, we don't have a friendship right now. As of right now, we do not have a friendship.", "Joey: That is not fair!", "Dawson: You can't have both of us! You can't have him as your boyfriend and me as your consolation prize. You're gonna have to make a choice, and I'll tell you right now, if you choose him, I'm not gonna be around to pick up the pieces when it all falls apart. This ruins everything. There's no goin' back.", "Joey: Ok. What do you want me to say, Dawson? Tell me what you want me to say. What do you want to hear?", "Dawson: I don't want you to say anything. I want you to leave.", "[Joey leaves through the window.]", "[ A little later there is a knock on door and Jen is at the Door to his bedroom.]", "Jen: Hell of a day, huh?", "Dawson: I have no desire to rewind and live it again, if that's what you mean.", "Jen: You shouldn't be alone right now.", "Dawson: Why not? I am alone. I might as well get used to it.", "Jen: You're not alone, Dawson. Don't ever think that.", "Dawson: Jen, why didn't you tell me?", "Jen: If 2 people are on a crash course for each other and you throw yourself in between... It's only gonna bring them all that much closer.", "Dawson: So, what am I supposed to do now? Am I supposed to just accept this? Am I supposed to just wake up tomorrow like nothing's changed?", "Jen: You just have to let things run their course, and you have to let her decide what it is that she really wants.", "Dawson: I can't let her go.", "Jen: What else can you do?", "Dawson: You can fight. You can fight for what you want.", "[Scene: The boat docks. Pacey is sitting there and Joey comes up to Join him.]", "Joey: Ever have one of those days you wish you could live all over again?", "Pacey: Yeah. You?", "Joey: Yeah.", "Pacey: So, what would you have done differently?", "Joey: I don't know. Everything. Nothing at all. We'd still end up right back here, and I don't think I know where here is.", "Pacey: Here is right where we started.", "Joey: Well, she looks beautiful in the water.", "Pacey: This morning was really just a formality. I still don't know if she's sea-worthy.", "Joey: She looks pretty solid.", "Pacey: I don't know. I think I see some stormy weather ahead.", "Joey: Pacey...", "Pacey: It's over, isn't it?", "Joey: It has to be.", "Pacey: Maybe you should be the first one to go this time.", "[Joey walks down the pier and then turns back only to see a light on in the boat house.]" ]	Dawson's Creek	03x20	The Longest Day	bunniefuu
Dawson_s_Creek_03x21.json	[ "As Capeside prepares for their annual regatta, Dawson and Pacey compete to win, although Dawson selfishly tries to make Joey the prize and comes close to physically injuring Pacey in the process. She scolds him for it, and tells both boys that she is not worth fighting over. After many weeks of deliberating, Gail finally makes things happen with Mitch. Jen and Henry, reeling from another fight, spend a romantic night together on the roof of the restaurant." ]	[ "[Scene: Outside by the wall that Pacey bought for Joey. Joey is there staring at the wall trying to figure out what to paint on it when Dawson comes up to talk to her.]", "Joey: You know, if you came here to discuss me and Pacey, you're wasting your breath because", "Dawson: Pacey's the last person I want to talk about, Joey. Trust me. I came here to talk about us. I--I want you in my life.", "Joey: And Pacey?", "Dawson: That damage has been done. I came to salvage the one relationship that I need more than any other, and that's ours.", "Joey: How?", "Dawson: Let's rebuild. Let's... Take a walk. Let's have a picnic, watch a movie.", "Joey: After everything that's happened, how could I possibly climb that ladder into your bedroom and watch a movie?", "Dawson: I'm not asking you to disregard what's happened, Joey. I'm saying let's move forward from here.", "Joey: You know what? All I want to do right now, Dawson, is-- is paint my wall.", "Dawson: All right. Well, it's a freestanding invitation. Any time you want. You know where I live.", "[Opening Credits]", "[Scene: Outside the Leery Fish House. Gale is has a flag with their logo spread out over one of the tables when Mitch comes up to join her.]", "Mitch: Mrs. Leery, you are looking particularly lovely this tourist season.", "Gale: Is it just my imagination, or did this year go by even faster than the last?", "Mitch: Each year gets exponentially shorter.", "Gale: Which is why we should be making each day count, right?", "Mitch: Gail, I--I can't believe", "Gale: relax. We made this arrangement with Pacey weeks ago.", "Mitch: Yeah, but in light of what's happened", "Gale: it's just a boat race, one that we could very much benefit from.", "Mitch: I'm not sure Dawson will see it that way.", "[Dawson comes out of the restaurant]", "Dawson: See what, what way? What's the flag?", "Gale: A month ago, we offered to sponsor Pacey in the regatta, honey.", "Dawson: Oh.", "Gale: We needed publicity. He wanted a sponsor. We thought the two of you would be doing it together, but with what's happened, we don't expect you'd want to do that.", "Dawson: I appreciate the concern.", "Mitch: Dawson, you're more important than the restaurant. We'll pull out of the race.", "Dawson: You don't have to do that. I mean... If it's important to mom and the restaurant, it's fine.", "Gale: Look, honey, I'm not trying to defend Pacey here. I would just hate to see you lose your best friend.", "Dawson: I'm fine. All right? I'll even take the banner to him myself.", "[Scene: The docks on by True Love. Pacey and Will are on the boat working when Dawson comey up carrying the flag from the restaurant.]", "Dawson: It's for you.", "Pacey: Thanks. You know, I could have come up and got this from your parents.", "Dawson: It's no problem.", "Pacey: Look, Dawson, if you want me to drop out of this race, you're gonna have to ask me yourself.", "Dawson: Do whatever you want, pace.", "Pacey: I'm only doing this to help your mother.", "Dawson: The way you helped Joey?", "Pacey: Look, if you want to stay angry, stay angry. It really doesn't matter to me anymore. I'm just glad it's finally directed at the right person.", "Dawson: Oh, save it, Pacey. You know, everyone else might buy this chivalrous self-deprecating crap. I don't.", "[Scene: On the Docks. Joey and Bessie are talking behind the sign up booth, while setting it up.]", "Joey: I'm not doing it.", "Bessie: You have to. It's good P.R.", "Joey: It's humiliating.", "Bessie: If you don't cook and serve pancakes at the race registration table, how are people gonna remember it's being sponsored by the Potter B & B?", "Joey: I'll tell them.", "Bessie: Look, if you'd rather go home and scrub toilets or make beds or... That's the last name I expected to see on Pacey's boat. That's a good sign. Are they talking again?", "Joey: Hopefully.", "Bessie: And you? Did you mend any fences yet?", "Joey: Well, Dawson came by the other day and wanted to know if I wanted to spend some time with him.", "Bessie: To which you said?", "Joey: I don't know, I just-- it doesn't feel right, you know? I mean, Dawson and I becoming friends again while he and Pacey", "Bessie: let Dawson and Pacey take care of Dawson and Pacey. They're big boys. They'll work it out. Besides, you saw the banner. Maybe they already have.", "[Scene: Inside Grams Kitchen. Andie, Jack, Jen and Grams are making wreaths for the Capeside Regatta.]", "Andie: Oh, isn't this thrilling? The start of a new tradition.", "Grams: Fashioning the regatta winner's wreaths has always been my sole responsibility for the women's league, ever since 1953. Sharing it with you young people is very exciting.", "Jack: You know, it's moments like these I'm convinced I'm straight.", "Grams: Oh, come now. How often to you get a chance to create such a jubilant public display?", "Andie: Oh, looks like we're not the only ones creating a public display. \\", "Jen: What? Oh, my god. Could this possibly be more embarrassing? How long can he last?", "Andie: How long has he been doing this, anyway?", "Jen: For, like, a week. He stood outside our window for over an hour yesterday.", "Grams: In the rain.", "Andie: Exactly what unspeakable crime is he asking forgiveness for?", "Jen: I defended Henry to grams, saying that he--he wasn't a typical teenage boy with a one-track mind.", "Andie: And?", "Jen: Typical teenage boy, one-track mind.", "Grams: I don't know what you expect. All healthy normal boys want the same thing.", "Jen: Ok, what are you gettin' at?", "Grams: My point is, to err is human, to forgive divine. Hasn't he paid enough penance?", "[Scene: Under a Gazebo. Dawson, Jack and Andie are setting up some of the wreaths.]", "Jack: Dawson, how do you remember our dad has a boat? I don't even remember our dad has a boat.", "Dawson: The question is, is he using it this weekend?", "Andie: Well, considering the fact that he takes it out about once or twice a year-- memorial day and labor day-- I would guess the answer is no.", "Dawson: Perfect. So, you think I can borrow it?", "Jack: No. No. I don't think that's a very good idea.", "Dawson: Why not?", "Jack: Because pieces of the last boat that you borrowed are still floating around the creek, that's why.", "Dawson: Look, I really need a sailboat. Ok, I've entered the regatta.", "Jack: Whoa. Isn't Pacey racing?", "Dawson: Yeah.", "Jack: So don't you think pistols at dawn would be a more suitable, not to mention romantic, way to settle this thing?", "Andie: What's the problem with Dawson seizing the day? Ok? I mean, Pacey most certainly did.", "Dawson: It's not about Pacey. It's about Joey. All right, look. I've spent the last 2 months lying on my bed, staring at empty walls. It's no wonder Joey got away from me. This is my chance to actually show her how much I care. You gotta help me.", "Jack: It's not right.", "Andie: No, jack, you know what? I'll tell you what's not right: Watching the person you love throw everything away so they can be with someone else, listening to them lie to your face day after day. That's not right. So if you're not going to help Dawson, I will.", "Jack: All right.", "[Scene: The Potter B & B sign up booth. Joey is handing out pancakes to the people there, when Dawson walks up to the booth.]", "Dawson: Hey.", "Joey: Hey. Would you like to sample a homemade Potter B & B hotcake?", "Dawson: Yes, ma'am, I believe I would. Thank you.", "Joey: Thank you, Dawson.", "Dawson: You heard already.", "Joey: Well, I have to admit, I mean, I had my doubts as to whether or not things would get better, but when I saw your restaurant's banner on Pacey's boat I just felt this huge sense of relief.", "Dawson: That's what you're thanking me for?", "Joey: Yeah.", "Dawson: I thought Bessie might have told you already.", "Joey: Told me what?", "Dawson: I'm entering the boat race.", "Joey: The sailboat race?", "Dawson: Mm-hmm.", "Joey: Well, who's your sponsor?", "Dawson: Uh, you are.", "Joey: What?", "Dawson: I'm being sponsored by the Potter B & B.", "Joey: Dawson, we can't afford the entry fee.", "Dawson: That's been taken care off. Your sister was pretty psyched about the idea.", "Joey: I'm sure she was.", "Dawson: Joey, a victory-- however slim my chances might be-- would guarantee the B & B the cover of the tourist brochure. You guys would be booked the whole season.", "Joey: Look, Dawson, I really don't think this is a good idea.", "Dawson: It's not what you think. All right? All I want to do is help. If I needed help you'd be there for me, right?", "Joey: Dawson", "Dawson: Yes, you would. So sign me up and wish me luck.", "[Scene: The Potter B& B Sign-up booth a little later. Joey is still working it, when Bessie comes up to join her.]", "Bessie: Ok, before you get mad at me", "Joey: you know what? You're about 300 pancakes and one sponsored sailboat too late for that, Bessie.", "Bessie: He begged to enter the race on our behalf, and are we really in the position to turn down free advertising?", "Joey: It's not free. Ok, Dawson may have put down the cash, but you're obligating me", "Bessie: what? To appreciate his friendship?", "Joey: This isn't about friendship. Dawson wants to beat Pacey.", "Bessie: Well, if 2 boys want to compete on our behalf, I say let 'em race.", "Joey: This was supposed to stop. I mean, we broke it off, and it was all just supposed to stop.", "Bessie: What did you expect, jo? That you would end things with pace, and then all of a sudden, things would just go back to the way they were? It's the hardest part about being an adult, sis. Your actions have consequences, forcing life to constantly move forward. Why do you think they call it \"growing up\"?", "Joey: Well, since you're such an expert grownup, do you have any advice?", "Bessie: Accept the consequences and do something to make things better.", "[Scene: Inside Andie's Bedroom. Andie is working on the computer, when there is a knock at he door.]", "Andie: Come in.", "Will: Uh, I hope you don't mind. Jack let me in.", "Andie: No. So is Dawson still downstairs with him going over sailing for dummies?", "Will: Actually, they're heading out to get some hands-on experience.", "Andie: Hmm. Looks like you and Pacey will have some competition after all.", "Will: Yeah, but that's not why I came here. I got some really good news. That scholarship to Rowley... It came through.", "Andie: Ah! Will, that's fantastic!", "Will: It's amazing, isn't it? I finally caught a break.", "Andie: And now you don't have to worry about your dad anymore. I mean, that's great.", "Will: Yeah, but Pacey... I'm kinda worried about him.", "Andie: Yeah, well, Pacey and Joey brought this situation on themselves, all right?", "Will: What, because they developed feelings for each other and had the guts to do something about it?", "Andie: Is that the way you see this, will? We were all friends.", "Will: They didn't set out to hurt you.", "Andie: Yeah, well, once upon a time, I didn't set out to hurt Pacey, either, but he offered me no forgiveness, and our relationship came to an earth-shattering halt. Now things are never gonna be the way they were.", "Will: If you can't let go of all this anger, Andie, they probably never will, and instead of you being this warm-hearted, cheerful person that I met on spring break, you'll just end up being the kind of person that-- that I feel sorry for... And I know you're better than that.", "[Scene: Aboard Jack's Boat. Jack and Dawson are trying to handle the boat which is still tied to the dock, and are having a ton of problems, when Mitch comes up to them.]", "Dawson: Watch out! Watch out!", "Jack: Dawson! God!", "Dawson: You ok? You all right?", "Jack: Yeah.", "Dawson: Um, all right, so that doesn't happen again, tie the--tie the rope to the thing.", "Jack: What the hell's 'the thing\"?", "Dawson: The metal thing.", "Jack: Yeah, that helps, Popeye.", "Mitch: It's called the aft winch, and if you don't tighten that jib sheet and secure your tiller, it's not gonna be pretty.", "Dawson: Ok, I got the tiller. You get the jib sheet, all right?", "Jack: All right, all right, all right. Check. Where the hell's the jib sheet?", "Mitch: You're standing on it.", "Jack: Ok, you know what? Maybe I should just go back to helping grams. I might live a little longer.", "Mitch: What are you doing?", "Dawson: Well, trying to get out on the water before the fireworks start.", "Mitch: Looks like you guys could use a little help.", "Dawson: Well, dad, everyone who knows what they're doing is in the race already.", "Mitch: Not everyone.", "Dawson: Or they're sponsoring a boat.", "Mitch: The restaurant is sponsoring Pacey. I, on the other hand, am still available.", "Dawson: All right, dad. The last thing I want to do is divide the Leery household even more.", "Mitch: Any worthwhile relationship has to endure some conflict, don't you think, Dawson?", "Dawson: If you're saying you want to lend a hand, we would be more than happy to accept. Sure. Thank you.", "[Scene: On the sidewalk by the docks. Joey rounds the corner and runs into Pacey walking her way.]", "Joey: Look, Pacey, this wasn't my idea. I didn't ask him to do it, but I mean, you know Dawson. Once he gets something in his mind-- I'm sorry.", "Pacey: If it wasn't your idea, why are you apologizing?", "Joey: Because you're obviously upset.", "Pacey: I'm upset because we haven't spoken in 2 weeks. Now when we finally do, the first words out of your mouth, as per usual, are about Dawson.", "Joey: Well, this conversation is about to get harder, Pacey.", "Pacey: You want me to drop out, too. Wow. Dawson Leery couldn't have scripted this one any better, could he?", "Joey: What do you mean?", "Pacey: Well, don't you get it? No matter what I do, he wins. If I drop out, he wins. If I stay in the race, I'm forced into direct competition with the guy, and if I actually win, I don't beat him, I beat you. So guess who really wins there?", "Joey: Well... Maybe you could talk to him. I mean, try to work it out.", "Pacey: Yeah, we tried that. He doesn't really want to talk to me right now, and when he does, it's not entirely civil.", "Joey: Well, could you try again, Pacey, please?", "Pacey: Yeah, if that's what you want. If that's all that you want.", "Joey: That's all that I want.", "Pacey: Ok. Ok. That's what I'll do.", "Joey: Thank you, Pacey.", "Pacey: Yeah. Hey, Potter. It was nice talkin' to you.", "[Scene: Inside the Leery Fish House. The restaurant is very busy and Gale is helping people when she goes over to Jen and points out Henry outside with a sign asking her to forgive him.]", "Gale: And somebody will be with you shortly to take your drink orders. Enjoy your evening. Ok, a few hours ago, Henry was cute and endearing. Now he's getting into annoying and psychotic.", "Jen: Oh, my god. I'm so sorry. I didn't think he would last this long.", "Gale: Honey, it's getting ridiculous. This is our busiest weekend. Not only is he distracting the customers, but he's blocking the view. Go talk to him. Throw a net over him,. I don't care. Just drag him away. Get him away from my restaurant.", "[Jen goes outside and drags him away.]", "[Scene: On the roof of the Leery Fish House. Jen is coming up the ladder to join Henry. There are rose petals all around.]", "Jen: All right, look. I've already accepted your apology. I don't understand why you're making me come up to the roof.", "Henry: I want to show you something.", "Jen: Well, you promise to drop that whole sign thing, right?", "Henry: I promise.", "Jen: Yeah, well, I hope so, because you were rapidly approaching the point where I...", "[She sees that hew has set up an elaborate picnic for them]", "Jen: [Stunned] Henry. Oh, my god. You did all this?", "Henry: Well, the town organized the festivities. I just did the roof part.", "Jen: Why?", "Henry: For you. I want you to know how sorry I really am.", "Jen: I know. You just told me.", "Henry: I told you. But I want to show you, too. I can do more than just talk.", "Jen: I know that you can. You can listen, too, which is--which is why I got so upset.", "Henry: Because I stopped hearing you.", "Jen: Yeah.", "Henry: I promise that will never happen again. I'm--I'm glad that we didn't rush into having sx.", "Jen: Really?", "Henry: Well, I'd--I'd be lying if I told you I didn't think about it pretty much every time I breathe in or out. I can't tell you that I'm gonna stop wanting you so badly, that I get a little crazy sometimes, but... I don't want to be like every other guy in your life, Jen. I want everything we do to be new, something you've never done before.", "Jen: I have definitely never had a picnic on a roof before.", "Henry: From now on, I'm going to do everything in my power to be the most original person in your life.", "Jen: Henry parker, you already are.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Along the Docks later that evening. Pacey is waiting when Dawson comes walking along.]", "Pacey: What are you trying to prove?", "Dawson: I'm just trying to help Joey. Just trying to...", "Pacey: Look, man, why don't you just take a swing at me? I mean honestly, just take a poke. Get it over with. Save us both a lot of time and trouble. Wouldn't involve our friends. Or family.", "Dawson: Do you think that indulging yourself in some James dean meets greased lightning fantasy, that you're actually gonna prove you're a better man than I am?", "Pacey: I don't have to prove that.", "Dawson: You made that clear when you moved in on Joey.", "Pacey: For the very last time, Dawson, I made a mistake.", "Dawson: Mm-hmm.", "Pacey: I thought you of all people would understand someone falling for Joey Potter.", "Dawson: Are you delusional enough to believe that you actually have something real with Joey?", "Pacey: Well, if I do, it's because of her own free will.", "Dawson: Do you really think a couple confused weeks means anything compared to the lifetime that we've had?", "Pacey: And do you actually think that you could possibly hold on to that beautiful woman with some sort of selfish ultimatum?", "Dawson: Answer my question, Pacey. Do you really think you can compete with history?", "Pacey: Some history. 15 years of watching pg movies in your bedroom, followed by another year and a half pretending to be grown up, only to drop each other at the first sign of crises? That's your history? Come on, man. And you call this woman your soulmate?", "Dawson: Yes, I do, and you knew that, and you went after her anyway.", "Pacey: Right after you rejected her.", "Dawson: Oh, so she was vulnerable. Perfect for you, right? 'Cause you're only interested in girls you can save or screw, right, pace?", "[Scene: Inside Gram's Kitchen. Grams is sitting at the table when Jen enters in the early morning.]", "Jen: You're up early.", "Grams: I see I'm not the only one dressed in what she was wearing last night.", "Jen: I know. I know. I'm sorry. I should have called, but I figured that you'd be in bed asleep.", "Grams: You figured wrong. I was moments away from calling sheriff Witter.", "Jen: Grams, I was fine. I was with Henry.", "Grams: You spent the night with Henry?", "Jen: Yeah, on the--on the roof of the restaurant. God, it was so beautiful. The boats were all lit up on the water, and the whole town was down below applauding for the fireworks, but it felt like it was for us. And he had a blanket and a picnic and-- well, not much of a picnic, actually. It was 2 lunchables, but it's the thought that counts. Grams, I'm sorry. We just lost track of time.", "Grams: Is that the fashionable euphemism bandied about on MTV these days? Losing track of time?", "Jen: I thought that you'd be happy. I mean, it was your advice that compelled me to move forward with Henry.", "Grams: It was not my advice to sleep with the boy.", "Jen: You don't know what you're talking about.", "Grams: To see you slip back into your old lifestyle like you never left it... I expected more of you, Jennifer.", "Jen: Well, you know what? I expected more of you, too. Believe it or not, I have changed, and it hasn't been easy. Especially considering that the one person that I count on the most can't even see it.", "[Scene: Inside the Leery Fish House. Gale and Mitch are there talking as Mitch is packing a bag with different things.]", "Gale: I can't believe you're helping him race.", "Mitch: Well, it's a boat race, right, not Ben-Hur. Besides, one way or another, this is a fight that's gonna happen, and I, for one, am proud of Dawson for sticking up for himself.", "Gale: Well, I'm not against fighting for what you want, but shouldn't we be teaching Dawson that you fight with your mind, with words?", "Mitch: Well, yeah, but... Well, sometimes two people have been through so much and had so many conversations that the only way to really make it clear is action. Obviously Dawson has more guts than either one of us.", "Gale: What are you talking about?", "Mitch: Just what I thought might have been going on around here lately...", "Gale: Between you and me.", "Mitch: Ok. Well, you know, I'd stick around and talk about this some more but that doesn't really seem to be very effective, now, does it?", "[Scene: The Boat Race. Everyone are in their boats getting ready to start the race. The race goes on, and Pacey is in the lead but Dawson is closing fast. We are approaching the finish when Dawson's boat is coming dangerously close to Pacey's boat.]", "Man on P.A.: And they're off! And as the leaders enter the pivotal turn, it looks like true love is out front, but carpe diem, in a bold move here, they are gaining ground.", "Mitch: All right, now, Dawson, when we get up here, we got to give them buoy room. All right, 2 lengths at the mark.", "Pacey: What the hell are these guys doing?", "Will: I don't know. I don't know.", "Pacey: Hey! Hey, give us room!", "Man on P.A.: True love and carpe diem are neck and neck. They're fighting for the finish here. Carpe diem is not giving any ground. In fact, carpe diem is not acknowledging true love's request for sea room at the mark. If one of these boats doesn't veer off course, in a minute, we're gonna have a major collision.", "Joey: They're headed for the same spot. Are they crazy?", "Pacey: Hey! We got the right of way!", "Mitch: You're gonna have to back off.", "Dawson: I'm not getting out of his way.", "Mitch: 2 lengths", "Dawson: I'm not getting out of his way!", "Jack: Give room! Come on!", "Pacey: Get off our line! Move off!", "Mitch: We're gonna run him into the dock!", "Pacey: Dawson, come on! Give us room!", "Man on P.A.: Oh, they're gonna", "Pacey: damn!", "Man on P.A.: True love, with the right of way, changes course to avoid a collision. Carpe diem does cross the line first.", "Dawson: We did it!", "Man on P.A.: Carpe diem, they didn't back off at all. I'm sure that's a disqualification. Mischief is approaching the finish second, and unfortunately, true love, they'll finish a distant fifth.", "[Scene: On the docks. Dawson comes running up to Joey who is waiting there for him, visibly upset. ]", "Dawson: We won!", "Joey: No, you didn't, Dawson. You lost. If you knew a little bit more about sailing, you would know that you got disqualified.", "[Pacey joins them]", "Pacey: For nearly killing me!", "Dawson: I got disqualified?!", "Pacey: I got more words for what you are.", "Dawson: Ok, let's not forget who started this, Pacey!", "Joey: Look, ok, stop! The both of you stop this. I'm not some damn trophy.", "Dawson: No, jo. Let's not forget who started this, ok?", "Pacey: Let's not forget who pushed me towards Joey Potter in the first place. It was you! Yes! It was you, because you couldn't be bothered", "Dawson: because I didn't want to get hurt again, Pacey! I still had feelings for her! I still loved her! I-- I still love her.", "Joey: I hate this. I hate all of this. God, I hate you for kissing me and forcing me to figure out what it all means, Pacey. And I hate you, Dawson, for forcing me to make a choice between our friendship and what I might have had with him. And I hate myself. I mean, I wish we could go back to the way it was. I wish I could take it all back, but I can't. Nothing is worth going through all this. No one person is worth this-- neither one of you and especially not me.", "Dawson: Are you happy now?", "[Scene: By the docks. Joey and Dawson are there alone talking. ]", "Dawson: I'm glad he kissed you.", "Joey: Well, that makes one of us.", "Dawson: I'm glad he kissed you, because it forced me to deal with the notion of losing you, Joey, and I can't. I can't lose you, not now, not ever.", "Joey: Dawson, I'm no good for you. I mean, look at the way you behaved today.", "Dawson: I behaved the way I did today because I was threatened.", "Joey: What are you talking about?", "Dawson: Honestly? I'm just trying to be the kind of guy you want.", "Joey: What kind of a guy is that?", "Dawson: Well, you went for a guy who beat up a bully and bought you a wall.", "Joey: That's not you. I know.", "Dawson: No, it's not, Joey, but I--I-- I'm trying to show you how much I want you instead of just telling you.", "Joey: You don't want me, Dawson. You said it yourself. You just don't want to lose me.", "Dawson: Of course I don't want to lose you, Joey. I--I want you more than I ever have.", "Joey: If you really felt that way about me, Dawson, then you would realize that the last thing I need right now is another person with romantic intentions for me.", "Dawson: Ok. What do you need? Jo, what do you need? I will do anything. I'm willing to do anything.", "Joey: I need a friend. Someone who will be there for me without any agenda. The person that you used to be.", "Dawson: Then I'll-- I'll be there for you. Let me prove it to you. Let me show you. Joey? Jo", "[Scene: The train station. Will and Pacey are there waiting for Will's train to arrive.]", "P.A. Announcer: Train 54 to Baltimore now departing on track 10.", "Pacey: That's you, man.", "Will: Yep.", "Pacey: Well, be safe, brother.", "Will: I'll do my best. So, any advice?", "Pacey: Uh, yeah, you know, avoid public nudity, stay off drugs, try not to murder anybody-- the obvious stuff-- and one last thing: Don't sleep with any of your teachers. Believe me, it never works out as well as you think.", "Will: Witter words of wisdom. Priceless. Here's some for you. Don't give up.", "Pacey: Give up?", "Will: On true love. It always wins in the end. Hey, be good, man.", "[Scene: Inside Jen's Bedroom. Jen is sitting on the bed listening to her CD Walkman, when Grams enters carrying a dress.]", "[Knock on door]", "Jen: You might not respect me or the decisions that I've made, but the least that you can do is respect my privacy.", "Grams: I--I--I just-- I just wanted to bring you this.", "Jen: Why are you giving this to me?", "Grams: I-I've been doing a great deal of reflection, looking through old photographs, and I came across this dress packed away in a box.", "Jen: It was packed away for a reason. It's not my style.", "Grams: I know. Just looking at it reminds me how much you've grown up. When you first came here to live, you were still a child.", "Jen: And now?", "Grams: Now you know more. You've become a beautiful, poised, confident, mature young woman who isn't afraid to risk her heart, and I think you finally believe, after all this time, that you really do deserve to be loved.", "Jen: What are you saying?", "Grams: I-I've seen the affection you have for Henry and the affection he has for you.", "Jen: Grams", "Grams: and I'm not so old that I don't remember how truly difficult it is to wait when you've found someone who gives you the love you so much deserve", "Jen: grams", "Grams: and I know you think you know all about the birds and the bees, but what I want to talk to you about is not only the joy of sx but the responsibility of birth control.", "Jen: Grams, Henry and I didn't have sx. Ok? I mean, we--we literally slept together, but, um, we didn't have sx.", "Grams: Oh. Oh, you don't know how glad I am to hear you say that.", "Jen: Well, now that you know what really happened... Do you still mean the stuff you just said?", "Grams: Every word of it.", "[Scene: Inside the Leery Fish House. Gale is in there alone lighting some candles on one of the tables when Mitch enters.]", "Mitch: I thought there was a private party tonight.", "Gale: There is. Ours.", "Mitch: What's going on?", "Gale: Well, I thought about what you said about what's been happening around here lately, and I decided that we should have dinner and figure a few things out.", "Mitch: But what about business? Our customers? This is an important weekend for us.", "Gale: Mm-hmm. You're more important. You always were. You always will be. Aren't you gonna say something?", "Mitch: I was just trying to find the words.", "[Scene: Joey's Wall. Joey is there starring at it trying to figure out what to do, when Pacey comes up and taps her on the shoulder startling her.]", "Pacey: Hey.", "Joey: Hey.", "Pacey: You thought I was Dawson?", "Joey: No, I just didn't", "Pacey: Maybe the better question would be did you want me to be Dawson? I'm sorry. I take that back.", "Joey: Well, the lease is gonna be up soon.", "Pacey: I'll renew it again if you want me to.", "Joey: I--I don't know, Pacey. I mean, I don't want to give it up. It just that I don't really feel like I'm ready to...", "Pacey: Paint?", "Joey: Yeah.", "Pacey: I gotta be honest with you, jo. I really thought after the way he behaved today that you'd love him less, but you don't, do you? If anything, you just love him more.", "Joey: Pacey. Please don't make this harder than it is.", "Pacey: Ok. Ok. I just gotta ask one more question, and then I'm gonna stop making this hard on both of us, I swear. If it weren't for Dawson, could you ever love me like that?", "Joey: Like what?", "Pacey: Like a soulmate.", "Joey: Pacey, please don't make me do this. Don't make me choose. I really think the best thing is-- is just to take a couple steps back and...", "Pacey: Yeah. Look, jo... I'll renew the lease on the wall first thing tomorrow morning.", "Joey: Ok.", "Pacey: And I understand. I do. I understand. There are no ultimatums here.", "[Scene: The Docks by True Love. Later that evening. Pacey rips the True Love sign off of his boat and throws it into the water]", "[Splash]", "[A hand pulls the sign out of the water.]", "Andie: [clears throat] I have something I need to tell you.", "Pacey: I already know you hate me, Andie. Hey, I just don't think I could hear it tonight.", "Andie: Ok, could you just stop? I need to say something. Look, I don't hate you. Ok? I mean, I've felt hurt and betrayed, and it would be really, really easy to turn all that anger into hate. I don't want to carry around that burden, ok? That's not the person that I want to be. It's not the person that I am. So I don't hate you.", "Pacey: Thank you, Andie.", "Andie: You know, hate's a pretty strong word, Pacey.", "Pacey: So is love.", "[Scene: Inside Dawson's Bedroom. Dawson is sitting in the chair alone in his room when there is a knock on the window and Joey enters carrying a tape she had rented.]", "[Tap]", "Joey: Does the invitation still stand?", "Dawson: Yeah. Yeah, of course. E.T.? After everything that's happened, this is what you rented?", "Joey: I thought it was time to see it again.", "Dawson: You always said this movie was sad and depressing, remember?", "Joey: I just feel like watching something tonight with an ending that I know like the back of my hand.", "Dawson: You mean when E.T. Turns to Elliot and says, \"I'll be right here\"?", "Joey: Um, right now, those are some of the most comforting words in the world.", "[They sit in silence watching the film. Every so often looking at one another when the other one isn't.]" ]	Dawson's Creek	03x21	Show Me Love	bunniefuu
Dawson_s_Creek_03x22.json	[ "Dawson, Joey and Andie organise their own unique prom when they learn that Jack has been the victim of homophobic discrimination over his choice of prom date. Dawson asks Joey to be his date to the group's anti-prom, but misleads Joey into believing that the night is about their renewed friendship, hiding the fact that he wants to win her back. Pacey attends the prom with Andie on his arm, who has plans to make things happen between the two of them. Dawson and Andie are both upset when they see the chemistry between Joey and Pacey who share an intimate moment on the dance floor. Joey goes to visit Dawson the next day, and tells him she isn't ready to make decisions. Jen breaks up with Henry after he selfishly makes plans for an entire summer at football camp without considering her feelings. Gail responds to Mitch's doubts about her commitment to their relationship by proposing to him. He accepts, witnessed by Dawson and Joey from the doorway." ]	[ "[Scene: Outside Dawson's House. Joey and Dawson are walking up to the porch talking about the upcoming finals.]", "Joey: Oh, I hate finals. What kind of a sadist bases 1/3 of a semester's grade on whether or not you can recite the opening to the Canterbury tales in perfect middle English?", "Dawson: Joey, we've been over this a thousand times. Your pronunciation is flawless.", "Joey: Maybe so, but I'm still gonna continue torturing myself until test time. I just have to.", "Dawson: Of course you will. I'm well aware of the potter neuroses.", "Joey: I prefer to think of them as quirks.", "Dawson: Do you?", "Joey: Yeah.", "Dawson: Well, whatever works for you.", "Joey: I could get into the leery neuroses.", "Dawson: Uh, we don't have to do that. Besides, I'm, uh, nervous enough on my own right now.", "Joey: Why?", "Dawson: Uh, well, there's A... There's an event looming on the horizon, and, uh... I seem to recall a certain pact made by 2 high-school freshmen regarding said event.", "Joey: Junior prom. We both agreed if we didn't have dates, we'd go together.", "Dawson: So you do remember.", "Joey: Are you asking me to prom?", "Dawson: I don't want to go with some random person and have it mean nothing. You know, I want to go with my oldest friend. That'll be something I'll always remember.", "Joey: Or we can both agree that it's a meaningless event and not go at all.", "Dawson: But it does mean something. There are a million reasons why proms are ridiculous and stupid, but we made that pact because it obviously mattered to us. It's a rite of passage. And I can't think of any better way to move forward than to fulfill a pact made by 2 old friends and just have a good time.", "Joey: Ok. Ok. But I have 2 rules-- no cheesy corsage for me and no blue ruffley- tuxedoey-shirt-thingy for you.", "Dawson: Done.", "[The door opens and Mitch and Gale are in it kissing.]", "Mitch: That's one for right now.", "Gale: I have to get to the restaurant.", "Mitch: You do not.", "Gale: I have to go, honey. Honey.", "Dawson: Ahem.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene picks up where it left off]", "Joey: You know, I'm not wearing a watch, but I'm probably at least late for something I should probably be at, so...I'll see you guys later.", "Dawson: See ya.", "Gale: Uh, sweetheart, we should probably talk about what you just saw.", "Mitch: You know what? I'll talk to Dawson. You should probably go ahead and get to the restaurant.", "Gale: Ok.", "[Kiss]", "Dawson: This should be good.", "Mitch: You ok?", "Dawson: [Snorts] you know what? Yeah, I am.", "Mitch: About what you just saw", "Dawson: What I just saw, dad, was something I've seen about 5 million times over the course of my life.", "Mitch: But under the circumstances, don't you think we should talk about it?", "Dawson: [Laughs] dad, at this point, I'm numb.", "Mitch: You're numb?", "Dawson: Yeah. I mean, you and mom have always had a relationship that's been a little dramatic. All the while, I've been in the middle through all the backs-and-forths and ups and downs, and a little while ago I realized I don't need to do that. I can just sit back detached and watch from afar.", "Mitch: You can do that. But I think you should know that what's going on between your mother and me is a lot more than casual.", "Dawson: Are you saying that you and mom are getting back together?", "Mitch: No. We haven't discussed that.", "Dawson: In that case, I would prefer you left me out of it entirely. I'm enjoying the numbness. You haven't talked to mom, you don't know even what she's feeling.", "Mitch: I was married to your mother for 20 years. There's some things I know without having to ask.", "[Scene: Inside Doug's Apartment. Pacey and Andie are there studying for the upcoming finals.]", "Pacey: How's the studying going?", "Andie: Fine.", "Pacey: You want anything? Can I get you water? Lemonade?", "Andie: No. I'm good.", "Pacey: Ok. Um...", "Andie: Do you... Want me to go?", "Pacey: Why would I want you to go?", "Andie: I don't know. I just get the feeling that... I don't know. That you want me to go.", "Pacey: Uh-uh. I don't want you to go.", "Andie: Ok.", "Pacey: Look, I just-- sometimes I... I just feel kind of...", "Andie: Thirsty? Tired? Mad? Sad?", "Pacey: Yeah.", "Andie: Sad?", "Pacey: Yeah. Uh, it's... Something like that.", "Andie: Yeah. Maybe it's time that you come out of this cave, just get back out there.", "Pacey: Back out where?", "Andie: Out there. You know, go to the prom.", "Pacey: With who, Andie?", "Andie: I don't know. Anybody. A girl. You could go with me, if you wanted to.", "Pacey: You don't have a date to the prom?", "Andie: I am currently sifting through offers. I have just yet to make my final decision.", "Pacey: Do you want me to ask you to the prom?", "Andie: [Laughs] I just want to see you happy again.", "Pacey: I don't think that the prom is going to act as some magical happiness elixir for me. And you're probably better off taking one of those guys up on their offer.", "Andie: I'm sure I will.", "[Scene: Inside Joey's Living room. Bessie is sitting on the couch as Joey is telling her about earlier.]", "Joey: Dawson asked me to prom, and I said yes. And now I feel like I made a huge horrible mistake. I mean, he reassured me that it will only serve to re-cement our admittedly shaky friendship, but...I don't know.", "Bessie: What about the undeniable romantic implications? Not to mention Pacey.", "Joey: What about Pacey?", "Bessie: What did you think accepting Dawson's prom invitation would do if not put you right in the middle of his tug of war with Pacey?", "Joey: [Sighs] well, I--I know. I'm just--I'm trying. I'm trying so hard just to get things back to the way they were.", "Bessie: Come on, jo. You're not that naive.", "Joey: I have to be. I'm backed up into a corner. I don't have any choice.", "Bessie: You always have a choice.", "Joey: Well... No appealing choice.", "Bessie: So you're looking to me to provide the magical key to this problem?", "Joey: Yeah. [Sighs] I gotta say, you've been a little thin in the advice department lately.", "Bessie: Give me a problem that actually has a solution, and I'll solve it.", "Joey: You're right. I mean, no matter what I do, somebody gets hurt. Including me.", "[Scene: Inside the School Cafeteria. Andie and Jack are sitting at a table talking while watching people get their tickets for the prom.]", "Andie: I hate the stupid prom. Stupid prom can kiss my ass.", "Jack: What's wrong with you?", "Andie: I thought that Pacey was gonna ask me to the prom, but no, instead I must humiliate myself and go alone.", "Jack: Better you than going with an ex-boyfriend that you're not over yet.", "Andie: I am so over him. I am! That's why I want to go with him is because it'll be safe.", "Jack: Mm-hmm.", "Andie: So what about you? Did you get your tickets yet?", "Jack: No. Working on it. See, the theme this year--couples. They're going to have every couple's names on the balloons, the little place cards, on those cheesy prom souvenirs.", "Andie: So?", "Jack: So when you go to buy your tickets, you gotta say who you're bringing, which means I have to march over there and tell the whole world I'm bringing a guy.", "Andie: Don't you think when you show up with Ethan, they're gonna figure out that he's your date?", "Jack: He's not my \"date\" date. We're going as friends. He calls it the next step towards self-acceptance and actualization, whatever the hell that means.", "Andie: I don't see what you're so worried about. It's not like you to care what other people think.", "Jack: You see who's selling the tickets?", "Andie: Barbara Johns?", "[Scene: Outside the school at a picnic table. Jen and Henry are getting up from eating and are walking back to class while talking.]", "Jen: So, you know what they're having this weekend is the junior prom.", "Henry: Really?", "Jen: Yeah. God, is there a more ridiculous and embarrassing ritual than the prom? The way that it totally reinforces traditional gender roles, rewards the cool kids, punishes the geeks, I mean, the pressure this one single night exerts on the common teenager... To make hollow, awkward romantic gestures like pinning a cheap corsage on taffeta, having drunken sx with some guy whose name you won't remember, and then puking in the back of some cheesy-ass rented limo, I mean, it's just so overwhelming.", "Henry: You've never been to a prom before, have you?", "Jen: Well, no. But I know enough about them to know it's a sad", "Henry: so, in other words, you're asking me to go.", "Jen: [Sighs] yeah.", "Henry: I'd love to.", "[Scene: Inside the School Cafeteria. Jack is trying to get his tickets.]", "Barbara: Ok. Date.", "Jack: And, um, Ethan Brody.", "Barbara: Excuse me?", "Jack: Ethan Brody. E-T-H-A-N.", "Barbara: No, no, no. A boy cannot go to the prom with a boy. The definition of a prom date is a boy and a girl.", "Jack: Well, I don't think that's any of your business.", "Barbara: To be honest, I don't understand why you feel the need to cause a spectacle and ruin the prom for the rest of us, but if you feel you have to do so, I can't sell you a ticket till I talk to Mrs. Meyer, head of the prom committee.", "Jack: You're not gonna sell me a ticket?", "Barbara: What exactly is it the two of you will do, anyway? Take a nice prom photo for grandma's photo album? Dance stubbled cheek to stubbled cheek? Share a romantic kiss under the moonlight? You don't think that's gonna weird out even the ones who are sympathetic to people like you?", "Jack: You can't do this.", "Barbara: Like I said, jack, I'll check with Mrs. Meyer, and you can come back and try again. Next!", "[Jack turns to leaves and runs in to Dawson.]", "Dawson: What's up, jack? You ok?", "Jack: Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I--I gotta go.", "[Jack Leaves]", "Barbara: The theme of this year's prom is \"couples.\" Please state your name as well as the name of your date.", "Dawson: Barbara, you're in my gym class. You know my name.", "Barbara: Please state your name as well as the name of your date.", "Dawson: Dawson leery and Joey potter.", "Barbara: Oh? Happy couple back together?", "Dawson: Something like that, yeah.", "[He turns to see that Pacey overheard this.]", "[Scene: Outside the school on the steps. Jack, Andie, Dawson and Joey are sitting there talking.]", "Joey: They can't do this. We won't let them.", "Andie: Yeah. We'll--we'll lodge a formal complaint. Not only will you get your tickets for free, but we will get Barbara Johns to apologize in front of the whole school on her hands and knees.", "Jack: Guys...", "Andie: We could go to Mrs. Meyer and tell her what Barbara did. She has to sell the tickets. It's discrimination.", "Jack: Guys!", "Andie: What?", "Jack: I appreciate the support, I do, but it's ok. I'm just not gonna go to the prom.", "Andie: What? You have to go! At this point, it's political.", "Jack: That's just it. It's a prom. It's supposed to be fun. Why does my entire life have to be a fight? Why is something that's normal for someone else have to be so political for me?", "Andie: 'Cause that's just the way it is, and until things change, you have to fight. And we'll be there with you. All the way.", "Jack: Just wanted to go to the prom. That's all.", "Andie: Well, if you're not going, I'm not going.", "Joey: Me, neither.", "Andie: Good! Then we'll boycott, and we'll organize.", "Dawson: I've got a better idea. Jack, you're right. Let's hold our own prom. Right? An alternative prom. Think about it. Why are we paying 80 bucks a pop to sit where they tell us to sit, eat rubbery chicken, and listen to a special selection of Barbara Johns' favorite tunes when we can hold the anti-prom? Where it's not about who you bring, but who you are.", "Andie: I like it. Yeah, I think it's a great idea, Dawson.", "Joey: Yeah.", "Jack: What would an alternative prom be without a couple of gay guys?", "[Scene: Inside the Leery Fish House Kitchen. Dawson is talking to Gale and Mitch about the Anti-Prom.]", "Dawson: Should you guys choose to take me up on this proposal, I worked it out and the revenue from ticket sales will offset the cost. I'm telling you, we can totally make this work.", "Mitch: You've obviously given this a lot of thought. I only have one question--why?", "Dawson: I don't know. Big things are happening all around. I'm just trying to facilitate my own big thing. If the answer is yes.", "Gale: Should we say yes now or continue to torture him?", "Dawson: Mom, thank you. You guys will not regret this, I promise.", "Gale: But you do realize this is my restaurant, so I will be here.", "Mitch: And every prom needs a chaperone.", "Dawson: Ok. Great. [Laughs] I'm gonna go hang some flyers.", "[Dawson Leaves]", "Gale: Well, he seems to have gotten through yesterday's events unscathed.", "Mitch: He says he's numb at this point.", "Gale: Is that a good thing?", "Mitch: I don't know. But he did seem, surprisingly enough, totally ok.", "Gale: Well, that's a relief.", "Mitch: Kind of got me to thinking, though.", "[Gale samples something from one of the pots.]", "Gale: Mmm! Who put cayenne pepper in this marinara sauce?", "Mitch: Gale?", "Gale: Yeah?", "Mitch: I thought maybe we should discuss what we're doing here?", "Gale: What we're doing where?", "Mitch: This thing you and I are doing. I thought maybe we should discuss what it means.", "Gale: Can't we just enjoy it and see where it leads? Why do we always have to analyze everything? Hello! I asked a question. Who put cayenne pepper in the marinara sauce?", "Mitch: [Sighs]", "[Scene: Inside the School Cafeteria. Jack and Andie are selling tickets to the Anti-Prom at a table right next to Barbara's table.]", "Andie: can you believe this, jack?", "Jack: I know. This thing could actually turn out to be a success.", "Andie: In a manner of speaking. Hi.", "Barbara: Just because the dregs of society go to your prom does not make it a success. Nobody that matters would be caught dead there. I certainly wouldn't go if you paid me.", "Jack: Good thing, 'cause we don't want your kind.", "Barbara: And what kind is that, the good Christian kind?", "Jack: [Laughs] this is not about religion, Barbara. I mean the kind that hates people. The intolerant, judgmental, hypocritical kind. The close-minded, immature, bigoted kind.", "Andie: With bad fashion sense.", "Jack: Really bad.", "Barbara: Look, at least I'm not going to hell.", "Jack: That's it? That's your whole comeback? Ooh! The threat of eternal damnation is a pretty good comeback. Well, that threat is not yours to make. You just don't get it, do you? You're totally missing the point.", "Barbara: Huh.", "Jack: Next!", "[Scene: Inside Jen's Bedroom. Grams is fitting a tux for Henry while Jen sits on the bed watching.]", "Grams: And to think I was going to give this to the goodwill.", "Jen: You're gonna look great, Henry.", "Henry: I feel like a busboy.", "Grams: It's the burden of men, dear. While out on the town, you must stand in the background and let your woman shine.", "Jen: Oh, I think that Henry shines just fine on his own, grams.", "Grams: He certainly does.", "[Teapot whistles]", "Grams: ooh, there's my tea. I'll be right back.", "[Grams leaves]", "Jen: Ok. I...I think it's time that you and I had the talk.", "Henry: The talk?", "Jen: Yeah. The prom sx talk.", "Henry: The prom sx talk?", "Jen: Come on, Henry. Like it wasn't going to come up sooner or later.", "Henry: Not necessarily.", "Jen: Oh, ok. Tell me that you weren't thinking that you, me, and the prom didn't mean the distinct possibility of drunken, backseat, rented limo nooky?", "Henry: I--I didn't rent a limo.", "Jen: Ok, that's not the point. The prom puts a lot of pressure on kids to do it just for the sake of it. Then you end up doing it 15 minutes before curfew, and it's completely unromantic and way too fast, and it--it just generally sucks. And you can never take that back or change it, so... So I thought that maybe we could make the decision right now not to do it.", "Henry: Oh, um, I'm in no race. You know that.", "Jen: Ok.", "Henry: But we... We are gonna do it eventually, right?", "Jen: [Laughs] come here.", "[Scene: Inside Andie's Bedroom. Andie walks in with Pacey following shortly behind her.]", "Andie: To what do I owe the honor of this visit?", "Pacey: I'm just bored, I guess.", "Andie: [Laughs] you always knew how to flatter a girl.", "Pacey: I try. So, um, guess you're probably going to that whole alternative prom thing.", "Andie: Mm-hmm. Oh, ho! You are not gonna believe what I did today. I threw my ticket back in Barbara Johns' face. Know what that witch said to me when I bought it? \"Oh, that is so brave, Andie. A girl going to the prom alone.\" Ooh!", "Pacey: Why would you go to the prom alone? I thought you were sifting through offers.", "Andie: Yeah. Well, uh... Turns out that I didn't have any.", "Pacey: So why didn't you just tell me that?", "Andie: Because I didn't want a pity ask, ok? And it doesn't matter anyway, because all of my friends are gonna be there, and at this point, I'm just going to support the whole stupid alternative prom thing.", "Pacey: You should have been able to tell me. And it wouldn't be a pity ask, because it can't be pity if it's an honor. Andrea McPhee... Would you go to the prom with me?", "[Scene: Outside Joey's house. Dawson walks up to the house in a tux, and Bessie is there waiting with a camera, as Joey comes out onto the porch.]", "Dawson: Hi.", "Joey: Hey. So... Hey.", "Dawson: Wow. You look...", "Joey: It's just a dress, Dawson.", "Bessie: Ok, picture time! [Giggles]", "[Bessie takes some pictures of Joey and Dawson as a couple.]", "Joey: we should probably go. We don't want to be late.", "Bessie: Always hated having your picture taken. Well, so, Dawson, where's the corsage?", "Dawson: We made a deal-- no corsages-- but I had to bring something. So I thought I'd bring these.", "Joey: Diamond earrings?", "Bessie: Wow.", "Joey: Dawson, I can't take these.", "Dawson: Relax, they're my mom's. They're on loan, like at the academy awards. I thought they would look amazing on you.", "Joey: I--i can't wear them. What if something happens?", "Dawson: If something happens to what, your earlobes? Stop it. Put 'em on.", "Joey: They are beautiful.", "Bessie: So put them on, and I'll get one more picture. Ohh.", "Joey: Thank you.", "Bessie: 1...2...3!", "[Scene: Outside the Leery Fish House. Mitch and Gale are welcoming the prom attendees.]", "Gale: Hi. Hi.", "Mitch: Welcome.", "Gale: [Sighs] oh, boy. Interesting crowd.", "Mitch: Lock the cash register.", "Gale: I'm on it.", "[Scene: Inside the Fish House. Ethan and Jack are sitting at a table alone. Jack seems kind of nervous.]", "Ethan: Hey, can you believe we wore the same thing? [Laughs] yeah, well, I thought it was pretty funny. [Sighs] jack, I'm not expecting you to dance with me, if that's what you're worried about.", "Jack: No. No, I'm not worried about anything. Nah.", "Ethan: Ok.", "[Henry and Jen come up to them.]", "Jen: Hi, there.", "Jack: Hey.", "Ethan: Hey.", "[Dawson and Joey join the table as well.]", "Dawson: Hey, jack, Ethan.", "Jen: Hey, you guys. Joey, I love those earrings.", "Joey: Thank you.", "Andie: Hey, guys!", "Dawson: Shall we dance?", "[Joey and Dawson get up and Andie and Pacey take their seats.]", "Jen: Come on, sit down.", "Andie: Great. [Laughs] wow, Jen, your dress is fabulous.", "Jen: Thank you so much. You look awesome.", "Andie: Thank you. [Laughs] thanks. Hey, Ethan.", "Ethan: Hi, Andie.", "Andie: Henry.", "Henry: Hey.", "[Scene: On the dance floor. Joey and Dawson are dancing together. Joey looks over Dawson's shoulder to see Pacey sitting there. Jen and Henry are dancing together and talking.]", "Jen: So, here we are.", "Henry: Yep.", "Jen: At the prom.", "Henry: Yep.", "Jen: So, what are you thinking?", "Henry: I wasn't thinking about sx, ok?", "Jen: Henry, chill. You're allowed to think about sx.", "Henry: Well, I--I wasn't.", "Jen: No, I'm sure. I'm just saying if you were, it's fine. You can think about sx, I can think about sx, it's just that tonight that it's not a factor. Right?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Cut to the Jack and Ethan standing watching the dancing going on.]", "Ethan: I'm glad, you know.", "Jack: About what?", "Ethan: That you had the courage to bring me, jack. I know it's not easy. Even for me. When brad and I first told people what was happening", "Jack: can we maybe put a pin in the \"when I was a young gay boy\" stories for tonight? It's not providing me with a lot of solace right now.", "Ethan: What I was gonna say, jack, is that brad and I never did anything together. In fact, for all my bravado, I've never asked a guy to anything like this.", "Jack: Wha... You mean all that crap about actualization, you've never actualized?", "Ethan: I guess I thought it was a hurdle we could jump over together.", "Jack: At my high-school prom where you know no one, and I know everyone? Tell me, how \"together\" is that, Ethan?", "Ethan: So you win in the courage department.", "Jack: No, I don't, because I was tricked into it. Courage would have been telling you that I'm not ready for this, that however healthy this might be for my sexual identity, I really don't want to be here right now.", "Ethan: Well, I'm sorry.", "Jack: So am I.", "Ethan: Where are you going?", "Jack: I'm going to get a soda. I was wondering, wise gay sage that you are, coke, diet Pepsi-- what's better for my self-actualization?", "[Jack Leaves]", "[Scene: Jen and Henry are in a line waiting to get something, and talking]", "Jen: You know, there are other things that we can talk about. Besides sx.", "Henry: Of course.", "Jen: We--we could talk about... Summer. We could talk about what we're gonna do this summer. I thought we could take a couple of day trips up to Nantucket, go see some concerts up in Boston.", "Henry: Sure. When I get back from football camp.", "Jen: What-ball camp?", "Henry: Football camp. In Cleveland. 8 weeks. I leave at the end of june.", "Jen: You're leaving me for the whole summer to go to football camp, and you tell me this now?", "Henry: Well...What's wrong with now?", "Jen: You don't devastate your girlfriend with the news of an impending 2-month separation in the middle of prom. That ruins the night.", "Henry: I've ruined the night?", "Jen: And as for later goes, whatever slim possibility may have existed that you and I might actually have sx, you can just forget about that now.", "Henry: We already established we weren't having sx tonight.", "Jen: Come on, Henry. That's just what you say to alleviate the pressure and make it seem spontaneous. Of course, there was a chance. It's our prom!", "Henry: Wh-wh-- damn.", "[Cut to Dawson and Joey Dancing, when Joey pulls a little back from Dawson to see his face.]", "Joey: Could I ask a brazen but obvious question?", "Dawson: Yeah, of course.", "Joey: Why did you bring me here tonight, Dawson?", "Dawson: What?", "Joey: Was it just so you could throw jabs at Pacey?", "Dawson: What are you talking about? I had no idea Pacey would be here.", "Joey: You don't think I get the subtext of every one of those looks you keep throwing his way? I mean, Dawson, you might as well get on the P.A. And scream, \"she's mine, Pacey. Ha. I win.\"", "Dawson: Actually, that's not what I'm thinking.", "Joey: Then what are you thinking?", "Dawson: I'm thinking, what right did he have to show up to my mother's restaurant at a prom that I organized. What exactly is he trying to accomplish?", "Joey: Now, given the circumstances under which this night originated, what right do you have to exclude anyone?", "Dawson: I'm not excluding him, jo. I haven't said a word to him.", "Joey: Fine, but that hasn't stopped you from parading me around all night like I'm some sort of a prize.", "Dawson: Parading you? I'm not parading you around, Joey. You're my date, and I'm dancing with you. It's not my fault if they keep staring at us.", "Joey: You're right. None of it's your fault. None of it's anybody's fault. It's just happening. And who cares what it's doing to me?", "Dawson: Ok. You know, let's just start over, ok? It's just Dawson and Joey at the prom having a good time. Ok?", "Joey: I need a breather.", "[Scene: Outside the Fish House. Jack is standing by the water's edge alone when Joey joins him there.]", "Joey: Care to make a run for it?", "Jack: Yes, please. Ohh.", "Joey: So, what are you hiding from?", "Jack: I am hiding from Barbara Johns.", "Joey: She's here?", "Jack: No. Yeah, in a way, she is. Oh, man. She was right, Joey. You know, I don't belong here. I'm not gonna dance with Ethan. I'm not gonna have my picture taken with him. And whatever good time I was gonna have tonight, I just ruined it by the way I treated him.", "Joey: I remember a conversation less than a year ago, under these very stars, and all you could see was the pain and the loneliness that made your life different from everyone else's.", "Jack: As opposed to now, when all I can see is the pain and loneliness that makes our lives the same? Look. I know how sad it is to hide from something that you really want, Joey.", "Joey: I just want everything to go back to the way it was, you know? All of us friends again, and--and me not caught in the middle.", "Jack: Well, if you want things to get back to the way that they were, you have to set the example. Dawson and Pacey, those two just aren't gonna do it themselves right now.", "Joey: How about we hide out here for a while first?", "Jack: It sounds good to me.", "Joey: Thank you.", "Jack: Thank you.", "[Scene: Inside the Fish House. Mitch and Gale ate dancing together and talking.]", "Gale: You know, this might be a tad presumptuous, but I took the liberty of packing a bag. I thought maybe I could stay over.", "Mitch: I'm not sure that's such a good idea, gale.", "Gale: Mitchell, what are you talking about?", "Mitch: I'm not here just for your whim, gale.", "Gale: [Laughs] excuse me?", "Mitch: Go ahead and laugh, but you know, we've finally gotten back to this point in our relationship by being honest with each other. I'm not gonna stop that honesty now.", "Gale: Ok. So if the honest thing is to talk about it, let's talk about it.", "Mitch: I can't keep playing this game. Is it a slip-up? Is it a relationship? Is it a Saturday-night arrangement? What is it?", "Gale: What do you want it to be?", "Mitch: Nah. You know what, gale? I'm sick of being the one always anxious to define our relationship or lack thereof. What I want is for you to define it for once.", "[Cut to Pacey sitting alone at the table and Joey coming up from behind him.]", "Joey: I've been meaning to ask you something all night, Pacey. Would you like to dance with me?", "Pacey: Yes.", "[Cut to them dancing.]", "Pacey: How come this feels so right?", "Joey: I think it was those dance lessons.", "Pacey: Where did you get those? They're not you.", "Joey: Why, because I'm just a poor tomboy, or 'cause Dawson gave them to me?", "Pacey: Neither. You see this? [Points to her bracelet] This is you. It's not showy or gaudy. Just simple. Elegant. Beautiful.", "Joey: It's my mom's bracelet.", "Pacey: I know.", "Joey: How do you know?", "Pacey: Well, because you told me. 6 months ago. You were wearing that, uh, blue sweater with the snowflakes that you have. We were walking down the hallways at school. I was annoying you as per usual. You said, \"look, Pacey. \"I just found my mother's bracelet this morning, so why don't you cut me some slack?\"", "Joey: You remember that?", "Pacey: I remember everything.", "[They dance closer to each other, but then Joey looks up from his shoulder and sees Dawson. He turns and leaves the building and Joey pulls away from Pacey, and Pacey already knows without asking what just happened.]", "Joey: Dawson. Dawson, wait. Dawson, wait.", "Dawson: How could you do that to me? Are you trying to hurt me?", "Joey: No! I'm trying to set an example. I'm trying to get things back to the way they were.", "Dawson: You can't go back to the way they were, Joey. Don't you get it? You can't climb through my window, pop in E.T., And have it be the same, ok? You can't dance with him at the prom I organized and expect me not to be hurt.", "Joey: You said tonight was about you, me, and our friendship. And if that was really the case, it wouldn't matter who I danced with.", "Dawson: I said tonight was about moving forward, Joey. What did you think that meant? You can't have thought that that's all I wanted. The whole reason I suggested this whole stupid alternative prom wasn't about jack, it was about you, all right? And maybe I tried too hard, but I didn't want to miss my chance to dance with you, to hold you, to make you remember what it was like between us. I thought maybe, you know, if I could make it perfect...", "Joey: That I would pick you? Say it, Dawson. You thought if you orchestrated this whole evening, that I would be convinced into picking you over Pacey, right?", "Dawson: You have to pick somebody, Joey. I just wanted to remind you what you'd be missing if you didn't pick me. 'Cause you'd be missing a lot. So would I. We'd be missing everything. [Dawson kisses her] That's how the evening was supposed to end.", "[Scene: Outside Jen's House. Jen and Henry are returning from the Anti-Prom arguing.]", "Jen: I think I can take it from here, thanks.", "Henry: Wow, I think those were the most words you've said to me since I told you about football camp.", "Jen: Henry, I'm not in the mood.", "Henry: Fine. Then, let's talk about something else, like why would you make such a big deal about there being no possibility of us having s*x if you were planning to do it all along?", "Jen: I wasn't planning on anything. I mean, I thought that-- that maybe if it happened, if it felt right and-- and natural, then yeah, maybe we would, but you know, it doesn't even matter.", "Henry: Because of football camp? You know, I hate it when you do this. You get extreme about the future of our relationship at the first sign of one of your insecurities.", "Jen: This isn't about my insecurities, Henry. It's about your cowardice,", "Henry: what?", "Jen: And the fact that I planned our entire summer together, and you weren't even thinking about spending any time with me. For the first time in my life, I made myself vulnerable to somebody... And now I just feel stupid.", "Henry: Jen, my decision to go, it's-- it's got nothing to do with you.", "Jen: Exactly. But if this were a real relationship, your choice for those 8 weeks, it would have had at least something to do with me. Good night, Henry.", "Henry: Jen, I won't go through this again. I can't. This time, there won't be any posters or grand declarations of my feelings towards you. You walk in that house, and it's not just good night... It's good-bye.", "Jen: Good-bye.", "[Scene: Inside the Train Station. Ethan is about to go to the train when Jack runs after him to stop him.]", "Jack: Ethan, wait! Wait. What are you doing? Are you leaving?", "Ethan: Are you kidding me?", "Jack: Look, I-I'm sorry for the way that I acted tonight.", "Ethan: No, jack, I'm sorry. You clearly weren't ready for this.", "Jack: That's just it, because I don't know what this is, so maybe we should define this before we decide who's ready.", "Ethan: What are you saying?", "Jack: I-I'm saying... Ok, I'm saying that tonight... I don't think that I was uncomfortable with bringing a guy to the prom. I think I was uncomfortable with taking someone that doesn't feel the same way about me as I feel about him.", "Ethan: Jack, I really like you.", "Jack: Then why all the hurdles? Why this whole journey for us to be together when all you had to do was just lean over and", "Ethan: kiss you.", "Jack: Yeah, something like that.", "Ethan: Because, jack, I don't wanna kiss someone who isn't ready. And I don't know if you're ready, so I'm afraid-- you're gonna have to kiss me first.", "Jack: How do you know that I couldn't?", "Ethan: I don't know. I'm guessing.", "Jack: Then maybe you're guessing wrong. Maybe I am ready.", "Ethan: Ok, so here we are--a lone train station, no one around, no lights, no cameras, no network television to cut to commercial. It's just you and me. So kiss me, jack. I dare you.", "[Scene: Outside the Fish House. Pacey is walking Andie home from the Anti-Prom.]", "Pacey: I honestly believed that when I came over to invite you to the prom, it was because I wanted to go to the prom with you, and I can't tell you how much I wish that were the truth, but as soon as I got there, I realized that I wanted to go to the prom because", "Andie: I know why you wanted to go to the prom, Pacey, and I'm sorry that it didn't work out for you. But at least you got to dance with her.", "Pacey: What can I do? Really, I would do whatever it takes to make this up to you, Andie.", "Andie: What it would take is something that I don't think you can give me right now, and I'm not mad at you, Pacey-- honestly, I'm not. I just-- I just really feel bad for you.", "Pacey: Did I tell you what I'm gonna be doing this summer? I'm gonna sail true love down to key west. Just me and the sea. How's that for Hemingwayesque, huh?", "Andie: So when are you gonna leave?", "Pacey: Right after finals.", "Andie: Have you told her how you feel?", "Pacey: Andie, she already knows how I feel.", "Andie: I mean, have you really told her, Pacey? You can't just leave without letting her know. I mean, that's not like you. You--you don't just stand and let things happen, and you don't run away, either. You have to tell her that you love her, and you have to try to get her back, because if you don't, I promise you, you will regret it.", "Pacey: Maybe.", "Andie: No, Pacey, you will.", "[Scene: Outside Dawson's House. Dawson is sitting in a chair reading when Joey comes up to join him.]", "Joey: Hey.", "Dawson: Hey.", "Joey: Um... I brought these back for you. They're so beautiful, I-- I'm not quite sure they're me, but... Really fun time wearing them. So, I'm not going to deny that when you kissed me last night... I felt something. Something that I wasn't expecting, and something that... Probably will always be there. I can't keep hurting people, Dawson, and I can't choose, so I'm telling you the same thing that I told Pacey. Please don't make me. I'm not ready, and I can't do it.", "Dawson: Ok.", "Joey: Ok?", "Dawson: I'll wait. You can call me an eternal optimist, but I have faith. This whole year, I've been on this... Soul-searching journey... And I feel like I've finally come to the end. And what I found... Was you.", "[Gale goes running by them and into the house. Shouting for Mitch to join her in the Living Room. Dawson and Joey come into the house and watch what is going on.]", "Gale: Mitch! What? Mitch. Come here.", "Mitch: What is it?", "Gale: Just come here. Um, here, sit down.", "Mitch: What are you up to?", "Gale: Just this. Last night, you asked me to define this relationship, and I wasn't ready to do it. I have just been so afraid of-- of screwing up, of making the same mistakes twice. But I'm not gonna let that fear stop us from being together anymore. So, if our fate is to make the same mistakes all over again, then by god, I hope we make those mistakes as well as we did the first time. Is that a yes?", "Mitch: Well, you didn't ask me a question.", "Gale: You know the question.", "Mitch: You know the answer.", "[Dawson and Joey both look at each other and then back to Gale and Mitch. Both of them are smiling.]" ]	Dawson's Creek	03x22	The Anti-Prom	bunniefuu
Dawson_s_Creek_03x23.json	[ "Gail and Mitch prepare for their hasty wedding, while elsewhere in Capeside, Pacey finalizes plans to leave straight after the ceremony. As the day goes on, it becomes blindingly obvious that Joey must make a choice, and when a conversation takes place between her and Dawson, during which he accepts he must cease being selfish and allow Joey her freedom to make her own choices, she leaves to find Pacey, hoping to tell him how she really feels before he leaves Capeside. Meanwhile, Jen regrets ending things with Henry the way she did, and ends up chasing his camp bus to tell him how she feels. In another carpe diem moment, Jack pursues Ethan, the boy he took to the prom, although he is unhappy with the outcome. However, his heartache leads to a new connection with his father, and the two embrace for the first time in years. When Dawson returns to his house after crying for Joey at the side of the creek, he finds Jen, Jack and Andie sitting on his bed, waiting to support him after his rejection by Joey. Joey, meanwhile, manages to catch Pacey before he leaves, and instead of stopping him, confesses that she is in love with him, and leaves on the boat with him." ]	[ "[Scene: Mitch and Dawson are exiting a store when Gale and Joey come walking up to join them.]", "Mitch: Well, if it isn't my blushing bride to be and, uh, her maid of honor.", "Gale: Hi", "[They Kiss]", "Gale: We, just stopped by Sally's for a peek, and Debbie said the dresses will be ready in the tomorrow, but the cake is ready right now and I want you to come see it.", "Mitch: Let's Go.", "Gale: Bye honey. Thanks, Joey.", "[They leave]", "Joey: Bye.", "Dawson: They are a happy as I have ever seen them. If you can believe that.", "Joey: I can. So, How's the ring?", "Dawson: It's beautiful. And the dresses?", "Joey: Oh, your mother's is gorgeous. However I'm starting to believe everything I've heard about the unflattering nature of bride's maids dresses.", "Dawson: I'm sure that you'll look amazing. Joey, thanks for doing this, I really appreciate it.", "Joey: Dawson, it was an honor when you mother asked me, how could I refuse?", "Dawson: Yeah, I know, it means a lot to her, but it also means a lot to me too. I, I couldn't imagine you not being a part of this ceremony, and despite any awkwardness this might stir up, it", "Joey: You know, it's an important day for your parents and I'm not counting on it to change either of our lives. So, it's not going to stir anything up, unless we let it. Right?", "Dawson: My point exactly. Yeah.", "Joey: So, you know what. I have to go. I have something borrowed, but I don't have anything blue, yet.", "Dawson: It shouldn't be too hard. Seems to be a lot of that going around these days.", "[Scene: The docks by True Love Doug is talking to Pacey about the trip while Pacey is brining some supplies aboard.]", "Doug: Hey, Pacey, are you sure this trip is such a good idea?", "Pacey: I already cleared it with dad. Stay close to shore. Call home every week. I know the drill.", "Doug: Uh, that's not exactly what I'm talking about.", "Pacey: Are you going to miss me? Is that it Doug?", "Doug: Yeah, what you think you're leaving behind here is just going to be that much bigger when you are out there all alone. Does Joey know that you are leaving?", "Pacey: If she does, I didn't tell her.", "Doug: So, I guess she doesn't really know how you feel about her either, right?", "Pacey: [Sighs] She knows how I feel.", "Doug: Pacey, have you spelled it out to her, I mean in clear unwavering terms. Have you done that?", "Pacey: And what exactly do you think would happen if I did that, Doug?", "Doug: Worst case, nothing. Best case, she gives you a reason to stay.", "Pacey: [Laughs] You see, that right there is what happens to the male mind when it's exposed to too many Katherine Hepburn movies.", "Doug: Every time that you look at the stars you are going to see here face. You can't run away from her, Pacey.", "Pacey: Well, I can try.", "[Scene: Inside the School hallway. Jack and Jen are busy cleaning out their lockers in an empty hallway with only a janitor sweeping the hall.]", "Jen: You know there really is a certain pleasing symmetry to this. You, me, together again. President and Vice President of the Bitter Club. Reunited for one last session.", "Jack: I'm not bitter.", "Jen: Oh yeah, sure. Everyone wants their Prom night with the person they are most attracted to in the whole entire world speeding away from them on a commuter train.", "[Jen sees Henry enter the hallway and start walking towards them]", "Jen: Hey Jack, when he comes over here, would you mind telling him, that I still mean every thing that I said and that I haven't changed my mind and that I hope that football camp in Cleveland is sweaty, gross, and girl free. Not to mention painful and debilitating.", "Jack: Do you realize how immature this is?", "[Henry comes up to her and realizes that she is ignoring him and goes over to Jack who is dumping some stuff in the trashcan.]", "Jen: [Ignoring Henry] Geez.", "Henry: [To Jack] Jack, could you do me a favor? Could you tell Jen that I left my copy of Sid Arthur in her, in her locker and I want it back.", "Jack: No.", "Henry: Why not?", "Jack: Cause she's standing right here.", "Henry: Could you just ask her? Please?", "Jack: Henry this is ridiculous. Hey Jen, guess what? Henry has come over with this, uh, ridiculously lame Sid Arthur related pretext because he's secretly hoping that you'll give him another chance.", "Henry: That, that's not what I said.", "Jen: Why don't you tell Henry that if he would like would like his book back, he probably should start digging.", "Jack: Translation, she threw it away, because it's a painful reminder of how much she regrets freaking out like a total drama queen and breaking up with you at the prom.", "Jen: Okay, I'm not a drama queen, and I'm not the only one who's totally freaked out.", "Jack: Personal front, it must be the going rate for, converting young lover subtext these days.", "Henry: He's right, Jen, neither of us is being very direct right now. So, how's this? I'm sorry.", "Jen: You know what, Henry? I'm sorry too. I'm sorry that we ever met.", "Henry: That's too bad. Because, I'm not. You have nothing else you want to say to me?", "Jen: No, nothing.", "Henry: I guess that finishes that.", "[Scene: Inside Dawson's House. Mitch is carrying something out of the house when Andie comes up to the door. Dawson sees her.]", "Dawson: Andie.", "Andie: Oh, hey.", "Dawson: Hey, come in. It's a little hectic around here.", "Andie: Yeah. So, I see. So, I guess that's why you ran out of school without signing this. My Yearbook. Here.", "Dawson: [Laughs] Andie, as much as I admire you unswerving devotion to a high school ritual like this that you pay $34.95 so that one day you can look back at the disaster otherwise known as Junior Year.", "[Dawson opens the book to the first page.]", "Andie: Oh, wait. No, no, no I marked a page for you.", "[Andie opens the book to a page with a picture of Dawson and Pacey together as friends.]", "Dawson: Subtlety is not exactly your forte is it?", "Andie: He's leaving. He's gonna to take this, um, summer sailing trip. You know, some macho adventure.", "Dawson: Well, good for him.", "Andie: Yeah! So, um... We're gonna have this little send-off tomorrow night, you know, a picnic down by the docks.", "Dawson: Tomorrow night's the rehearsal dinner, so... Even if I wanted to go, which I don't...", "Andie: Dawson... You do realize that one of you is going to have to make the first move, don't you?", "Dawson: It's not gonna be me, and it's not gonna be tomorrow night, so... There you go. Signed the page with all the faculty head shots.", "Andie: Dawson? For what it's worth, I'm not over the pain of this yet either. Letting go isn't a one-time thing. It's something that you have to do over and over again every day. Thanks.", "Dawson: Sure.", "[Scene: Along the creek on a road. Joey is driving her truck when she hears a siren from behind and pulls over, and Doug pulls around her in the cop car.]", "Doug: Excuse me. Driver's license and registration, please.", "Joey: You're kidding me, right?", "Doug: Driver's license and registration, please. Miss potter, I clocked you going", "Joey: you have a radar gun?", "Doug: Visual assessment. You were going 5 to 7 miles per hour below the posted speed limit on this particular Capeside thoroughfare. I'll let it go with a warning this time.", "Joey: Promise to be careful.", "Doug: Not that kind of warning. I just thought you might like to know that, uh...Unbeknownst to you, a particular attitudinally challenged younger sibling is preparing to leave Capeside for the summer. Seems he's gonna sail himself down to the Florida keys for the next 3 months.", "Joey: When does he leave?", "Doug: In a couple of days. I just thought you might like to know about it before it was too late for you to, uh... Say or do something.", "Joey: Thank you.", "Doug: It's not a problem, miss potter. Passenger advisory is typical officer protocol.", "[Scene: Outside the grocery store. Joey is waiting outside as Pacey comes out carrying a bad and eating a candy bar.]", "Pacey: Want a bite?", "Joey: This is your solution?", "Pacey: What are you talking about?", "Joey: You're leaving.", "Pacey: Uh-huh.", "Joey: Just when things get tough, you're gonna pack up and leave.", "Pacey: Well, that's the general idea, yeah.", "Joey: Oh, real mature, Pacey.", "Pacey: Well, what do you want me to do, sit around all summer and watch from afar as you and Dawson attempt to resuscitate your ailing relationship? No, thanks.", "Joey: Well, I expected you to at least say good-bye.", "Pacey: Oh, yeah, the good-bye scene. Played that one over a thousand times in my head. I come to you, heart in hand, and announce my plans. You look at me, pained, but then, of course, the potter sarcasm kicks in and I leave never getting what I came for.", "Joey: What is that, Pacey?", "Pacey: You never ask me to stay. Ever.", "Joey: Look, that's not my decision.", "Pacey: Yes, it is. It always has been. You may be too afraid to make it, but let's be honest with each other. The decision to be together or not be together has always been yours.", "Joey: All I asked for was time.", "Pacey: And that's exactly what you got. And you're gonna get 3 more months of it.", "Joey: I may be undecided, Pacey, but at least I'm not running away. You can dress it up any way you want, Pacey. It still comes down to the same thing: You're giving up.", "Pacey: I'm giving up.", "Joey: Yeah, you.", "Pacey: Me?", "Joey: Mm-hmm!", "Pacey: Ha ha ha. Turn around. It's your wall.", "Joey: Mm-hmm.", "Pacey: It's unfinished... Just like us.", "Joey: Believe it or not, Pacey, this is not the ending that I asked for.", "Pacey: Me either. But it's the ending we got, isn't it?", "Joey: Yeah, I guess it is.", "[Scene: Dawson's backyard. Mitch and Gale are doing their rehearsal for the wedding with the Reverend present and Dawson and Joey as well.]", "Reverend: At this time, gale will begin her vows to Mitch.", "Gale: No offense, reverend, but I have at least 20 people coming for dinner in about an hour.", "Mitch: And seeing as how gale and I have done all this before", "Reverend: Go on. We'll do the rest when it's for real.", "Gale: Thank you, reverend.", "[Mitch and Gale leave to do their things.]", "Dawson: I haven't finished my best man speech yet. Any thoughts?", "Joey: Oh. I don't have much to say about relationships these days, Dawson.", "Dawson: If you have someplace else you'd rather be, why don't you just go?", "Joey: What are you talking about?", "Dawson: Do I have to spell it out for you? Pacey's going-away party.", "Joey: I'm here, aren't I?", "Dawson: Yeah, in body, but not in spirit. You've got nothing positive to say. You're basically going through the motions with a scowl on your face.", "Joey: Dawson, I'm doing the best I can. Can you cut me some slack?", "Dawson: Cut me some slack, Joey. Don't make me feel like this!", "Joey: Like what?", "Dawson: Like you're stuck with me! I don't deserve that.", "Joey: You're right. I-- you don't. I'm-- I'm sorry.", "Dawson: Well, why don't you just go? All right? Give the guy my best.", "Joey: I'm staying.", "[Scene: The docks by True Love. Grams, Jen, Andie, Jack and Pacey are there having a going away party for Pacey.]", "Grams: Oh, look! Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight. Ok, who wants to make the first wish?", "Jen: Oh, my god--ow! Ow. That's a piece of a crab shell. Chipped my tooth. Great. Great. Just what I need to keep men permanently away from me.", "Andie: Well, if that doesn't work, you can always join me this summer in the nunnery!", "Jack: At least you get to have relationships before they fail.", "Grams: Good grief. You all sound like a bunch of old ladies.", "Jen: Grams, it's been a tough couple of months.", "Grams: You don't know what tough is.", "Jen: No offense, grams, but you have no idea what our lives are like.", "Grams: What, you think I've never been in love before?", "Jen: Yeah. Once. With one man your whole entire life.", "Grams: You know, when I was... Just a few years older than you, I was working at Brunswick naval hospital, and I met a boy who had the most beautiful blue eyes I have ever seen. He was leaving for Pusan in the morning, but we had an entire glorious day on the beach, and at the end of that day, he leaned in close to me and whispered, \"will you wait for me?\"", "Andie: So...What'd you do?", "Grams: I froze. I knew if I leaned just 2 inches closer, the world as I knew it would be changed forever.", "Jack: So you did nothing?", "Andie: You didn't kiss him, you didn't try to speak to him. You just did nothing. Nothing.", "Jack: Did you ever wonder what your life might have been like if you had kissed him?", "Grams: That is just the point. I don't have to wonder. The very next day, I got my best friend sally to cover the shift for me. And after 7 turbulent hours in the cargo hold of a CL30... I arrived in San Diego, went straight to the dock, and in front of the entire crew of the U.S.S. Missouri, I kissed him.", "Jen: That's funny. I had no idea gramps was in the Korean War.", "Grams: He wasn't. Thomas Culpepper... The boy with the most beautiful blue eyes I've ever seen... Died in Pusan in shallow water before he ever made it off the boat. 2 years later, I married your grandfather. So I had 46 wonderful years with one man and one perfect kiss with another. And I have no regrets. Wonder how many of you will be able to say that about your lives?", "[Scene: Dawson's Back Yard. Dawson is there when Gale comes up to him.]", "Gale: Have you seen Dan?", "Dawson: No. Have you seen Joey?", "Gale: Uh, no.", "[Cut to Dawson finding Joey]", "Dawson: Bessie called. She wants you to stop by the store on your way home.", "Joey: Thanks.", "Dawson: Joey, about this afternoon... I don't want to fight. That's the last thing I want to do.", "Joey: Well, I don't-- I don't want to fight either, Dawson. I'm sorry. If we're gonna have an honest relationship, Dawson, then there's... Something you should know. I broke things off with Pacey, not entirely, but in large part because... I didn't want to lose you. I may have lived across the creek, but it was only when I was rowing in this direction that I actually felt like I was rowing home. You're so much of my life, Dawson. I mean... Your house is my house and your family is my family, and there's not a single significant event I've experienced that you haven't experienced with me, and I was so afraid of losing that. But...If that wasn't the choice... And if I thought that there was a chance that you would forgive me... I may have chosen differently. And you deserve to know that.", "[Scene: Inside the Grams Mobile. Grams is driving and Jen is in the Passenger seat. Jack and Andie are in the back seat.]", "Grams: Jennifer? What's wrong?", "Jen: I wish that I hadn't let Henry go without telling him how I really feel. I wish... Now it's too late.", "Grams: It's never too late.", "Jen: Yeah, I suppose.", "Grams: Here's what I suppose.", "Jen: What on earth are you doing?!", "Grams: We are gonna catch that bus, and you're gonna tell that boy exactly how you feel.", "[Scene: On the corner near Joey's wall. Joey walks up to the corner carrying a bag, when Pacey who has been waiting for her, takes a bottle out of the bag.]", "Pacey: What took you so long? I got thirsty. I called Bessie, and she called you. I tell you, it is not easy work finishing things off.", "Joey: Pacey, what does this mean?", "Pacey: Well, it means you were right. That my leaving would be giving up on you. And I'm not quite prepared to do that just yet. But it also means that I need to know that you're not quite prepared to give up on me yet either. So, all that being said, I refer to the wall with its... Hastily yet adoringly written S.O.S., Which I guess kinda speaks for itself. I spent an hour and a half staring at this half-painted wall after we talked last night... Just staring and thinking. So, the way I figure it... It's your turn to stare now.", "[Pacey has painted on her wall Ask Me to Stay]", "[Scene: Dawson's Back Yard. The wedding is going on and Gale and Mitch are giving their vows. Joey and Dawson just watch them from the background.]", "Gale: I do promise to love you... In good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I loved you before I knew you. I will love you for all eternity, for you are my beloved, Mitch.", "Mitch: You're my best friend. I loved you before I knew you, and I will love you for eternity, for you are my beloved. You're my best friend.", "Reverend: And now by the power vested in me, I'm happy to pronounce you husband and wife... Again. Mitch, you may kiss the bride.", "[Scene: Inside the Gram's Mobile. They are still on the road looking for Henry's bus.]", "Andie: Grams, you've been driving for hours! His bus could be anywhere by now.", "Jack: Yeah. We could have missed him.", "Grams: You can't miss a giant gray bus filled with high school football players. Like that one right there.", "Jen: Where? Oh, my god.", "Andie: Whoo! Oh, my god.", "Jack: Oh, my god! Ohh...", "[Scene: At the roadway rest stop. Jen is running around looking for Henry and shouting for him.]", "Jen: Ok! Henry? Um...Henry? Henry...Parker? Hey--Henry! Henry parker! Out of my way! Come on. Henry, you in there?", "[She is about to go into the bathroom when the bus driver stops her.]", "Bus Driver: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't go in there. What, have you lost your mind?", "Jen: Well, quite possibly, yes, I might have lost it. Henry... 9 months ago, you paid $500 to kiss me, and I was too dumb to realize what that meant and what you were really offering me, but I know now. It means that there really is such a thing as a second chance and that no matter how old or how jaded you are, when you meet the person you're supposed to be with, everything's gonna be new-- a sunset, a cheesy love song, and especially sx.", "Boys: Whoo!", "Jen: Henry, I'm the reason we didn't have sx after prom.", "Henry: Trust me, I know.", "Jen: Not because I was mad at you but because I was more nervous than you were. I have been with guys before, but I have never been with anybody that I loved, and in that way, I'm more of a virgin than you could ever be.", "[Laughter]", "Henry: thanks a lot.", "Jen: Come on. What do you care? Come here.", "Boys: Yeah! Whoo! [Chanting] Henry! Henry! Henry! Henry!", "[Scene: Outside Dawson's back porch. Joey runs into Pacey waiting there.]", "Joey: Look, I can't do it, Pacey. I can't give you a reason to stay. I have so much junk to work through, I don't even know where to begin the process at all. How I feel about you and how I feel about Dawson", "Pacey: Then you've made your choice. Right there. You've made your choice. Good for you.", "Joey: I guess I have. Yeah.", "Pacey: Wasn't so hard, was it? Should have made it months ago. Saved us all a lot of time and energy. And heartache.", "[Dawson comes out of the house carrying a camera.]", "Dawson: I see all the members of the triangle are present and accounted for.", "Joey: Um, can I have this camera? I'm gonna go take some pictures.", "Pacey: Jo.", "Joey: Yep?", "Pacey: Don't I even get a good-bye?", "Joey: Good-bye, Pacey.", "[Joey takes the camera and leaves the two of them.]", "Dawson: Just wondering. [Sighs] what the hell are you doing here?", "Pacey: Ease up, man. I'm here for the wedding.", "Dawson: Last I heard, you were sailing the 7 seas.", "Pacey: As indeed I am. Tomorrow. Today I'm here for your parents.", "Dawson: I'll be sure to pass on your congratulations.", "Pacey: Yeah. Speaking of congratulations... I guess I should be passing some on to you.", "Dawson: What are you talking about?", "Pacey: Well, she made her choice, Dawson. You're it. You got what you wanted. Things are never gonna be the same between us, are they?", "Dawson: No.", "Pacey: Yeah. Yeah, I didn't think so.", "[Scene: At the rest stop. Henry and Jen are along the side of the bus talking. Jack, Andie and Grams are by the car waiting.]", "Henry: Yeah. I'll write you every day!", "Jen: Just come back in one piece!", "Boys: Whoo!", "Andie: That was awesome!", "Jack: You know you gotta resign from the bitter club now.", "Jen: Oh, I'll still be there in spirit.", "Grams: Oh, I am so proud of you. You showed great, great courage today. How does it feel?", "Jen: Well, I feel like an idiot. A happy idiot.", "Grams: Did she say happy? You don't know how long I've waited to hear you say that word.", "Jen: Yeah, you and me both. Been waiting a long time to feel it.", "Andie: Ok! Ok, enough hugging for today.", "Jen: You know, I think that we've still got one thing left to do on our carpe diem road trip. Jack, it's your turn.", "Jack: No. [Laughs] no. No way.", "Jen: Our era of regret ends right now. What's the fastest route to Boston?", "[Scene: In Dawson's Backyard under one of the tents. Dawson and Joey are there alone.]", "Dawson: You know, I used to be able to look in your eyes and know everything you were thinking. These days... I haven't a clue.", "Joey: I was just thinking about the summer... How much there's gonna be to do, and... I mean, we didn't get a chance to spend last summer together, you and I. We're gonna have a lot to catch up on. There'll be water-skiing with your dad, and, um... Fourth of July on Waldeck island and... We can even go into Boston for the weekend. I mean... That would be fun.", "[Scene: Outside the Boston College. Jack, Andie, Jen and Grams are there and they have spotted Ethan at a table talking to someone.]", "Andie: Yeah.", "Grams: Yeah.", "Jen: Yeah.", "Jack: All right, wish me luck.", "[Cut to Jack coming up to Ethan at the table.]", "Ethan: Jack!", "Jack: Hey.", "Ethan: Hey. Uh...What are you doing here?", "Jack: I--I just drove a really long way to tell you, um... More sort of to try and explain, really. No, I--I don't mean that. Uh... I wanna show you... Yeah, I wanna show you that I can and that I'm not afraid to... Oh, hell. This.", "Ethan: Uh...Jack... No.", "Jack: Uh... I know there's people around, but who cares, right? I mean, that's the whole point. I finally have the courage to do this.", "Ethan: Jack, this is brad.", "Jack: As in your ex-boyfriend brad?", "Ethan: Uh...No.", "Brad: As in his boyfriend brad. I think I'm gonna let you two talk this one out. See you at practice.", "Ethan: Ok. [Exhales] ha. Wow. Um...Ha. Ok. Explanation time.", "Jack: No. No explanations necessary. It's very clear to me that I just inducted myself into the halls of the permanently pathetic.", "Ethan: Please, jack, just listen. The timing just isn't there right now. And brad and I", "Jack: yeah, I really don't want to hear about the details of your joyful union right now, ok?", "Ethan: Sure, jack. I'm sorry. I really am.", "[Scene: In Dawson's Backyard. Dawson is giving the Best Man speech. Joey is just watching him as Gale and Mitch are enjoying every word.]", "Dawson: The first time my parents got married, they were very young. They were just out of college. And, um, I remember looking at the photo album as a kid, wondering why I wasn't in any of the pictures. It's hard when you love someone that much to imagine them having this entire life that you weren't even there for. And I have to say that, uh... Being here today, experiencing this firsthand, finally getting to be in all the pictures, I wouldn't trade this for anything. 'Cause I'd much rather be a part of what you guys have now than what you had then, that point where everything is forgiven. And I think that's what love really means... That you can forgive anything. So... To my parents... Who taught me that love does not conquer all... That love ends... And begins again.", "Guests: Hear, hear. Cheers.", "[Scene: On Dawson's Pier. Joey and Dawson are there alone.]", "Dawson: Hey.", "Joey: Your speech was beautiful.", "Dawson: Thanks.", "Joey: What you said... Did you mean it, Dawson?", "Dawson: Every word. Which is why you should turn around and go. To Pacey.", "Joey: What?", "Dawson: Last year, you had the opportunity to go to Paris and study, and because of me, you didn't.", "Joey: Dawson, that wasn't your fault.", "Dawson: Yes, it was my fault, Joey. I should have made you go. But I was selfish, and I didn't want you to go. I wanted you to stay here with me. And I refuse to make that mistake again.", "Joey: Well, Dawson, I mean, what if it's my choice? What if I want to stay?", "Dawson: Joey...Come on. Even I can see it. Pacey is this year's Paris. And this time... You have to go. You have to see for yourself, all right? I can stand here and tell you that it's a colossal mistake and that all roads lead back to me, but that's not gonna make any bit of difference. Words and speeches sound great, but... They don't add up to anything. All that matters right now is what you want.", "Joey: I don't even know what I want, Dawson.", "Dawson: Yes, you do. You want him. You want him like I want you. You love him like I love you. [Laughs] the only difference is he loves you back the same way. And you deserve that. Ok? And I'm not gonna be the one who stands in the way of you getting that. You're free. You can do whatever you want.", "Joey: But, Dawson, I want us to still be friends, and I want to know that you don't hate me", "Dawson: They're just words, Joey. They're just words. 'Cause after you're done dispensing your pleasantries here, you're gonna turn around and you're gonna walk away from me. Aren't you?", "Joey: I have to, otherwise, I'll never know.", "Dawson: Just go.", "Joey: But, Dawson", "Dawson: jo, go, I'm telling you, before I take it all back, all right? Just go! Go.", "[Scene: Inside the McPhee Kitchen. Jack is cleaning up, when Jack comes into the house.]", "Mr. McPhee: Hey, jack, I'm glad you're back. Want to show you something.", "Jack: I'm not really in the mood right now.", "Mr. McPhee: Hey, what's the matter?", "Jack: I just wanna be alone.", "Mr. McPhee: Hey, hey, hey, you could talk to me.", "Jack: This is something you really don't wanna hear about, believe me.", "Mr. McPhee: You don't know that.", "Jack: Really? You wanna hear that I found out that Ethan got back together with his ex? You want to hear that I found that out after I kissed him?", "Mr. McPhee: Well, that's... Interesting.", "Jack: Yeah, it's-- it's interesting, right? Come on, admit it. The thought of me kissing another guy disgusts you. I disgust you!", "Mr. McPhee: That is not true.", "Jack: Yes, it is!", "Mr. McPhee: You're angry. You're hurting right now, but I will not let you pick an argument with me just so you can vent your frustration!", "Jack: No, no. I spent an entire year developing this relationship... And working on it. Now it's a wash! The whole year's a wash! My whole life's a wash!", "Mr. McPhee: Your life is not a wash! You hurt now because you had the guts to put yourself out there and go after what you wanted.", "Jack: [Sobs] I can't. [Sniffles] I can't keep going through this. It's like having all the problems of a typical teenager, and there's this whole other level of constant fear... And pain. Do you know the anguish I went through over a kiss- one stupid little kiss? Most people don't have to do that!", "Mr. McPhee: You're right. They don't.", "Jack: Then why me? I don't want to be different. I didn't ask to be gay.", "Mr. McPhee: No more than I asked for a gay son... But, boy, am I glad I got one.", "Jack: You don't mean that.", "Mr. McPhee: Yeah. I do.", "[Scene: Inside Dawson's Bedroom. Dawson is near tears as he walks up to his room, to discover Andie, Jen and Jack sitting there waiting for him.]", "Andie: Your official pick-me-up posse.", "Jen: Yeah. Andie and I were chatting and thought that maybe you could use a little company. So then I take it upon myself to call jack attack here and tell him to hurry over.", "Jack: And then I took it upon myself to run to the video store and grab some movies.", "Dawson: Thanks, guys. I really appreciate you coming over, but I really think what I need right now is to just", "Jen: Sorry, Dawson. No can do.", "Andie: Yeah. I think that the words \"I wanna be alone right now\" are used far too often around here. Kinda ranks right up there with, uh... \"Can we talk?\"", "Jack: And there's those countless references towards all things Freud and Spielberg.", "Jen: Yeah. I'm pretty sure of it. We're not in Capeside anymore, Toto. There is some alternate reality where our intellects are sharper, our quips are wittier, and our hearts are repeatedly broken while faintly in the background, some soon to be out of date contempt pop music plays.", "Dawson: So why does it hurt so much?", "Jen: Because our pain makes us real, Dawson. But we can't do it alone. None of us can. Sit down.", "Dawson: So...What'd you guys do today?", "Andie: Oh, my god. You are not gonna believe these two. Well, it all started with Jen.", "Jen: Well...", "[Scene: On the Docks by True Love Joey comes running down the pier trying to catch up with Pacey. But he comes walking up from behind her.]", "Joey: Pacey! Pacey! Pacey! Pacey! Pace! Pacey?", "Pacey: You want something, jo?", "Joey: I want to talk to you.", "Pacey: No, no. A bit late for this now. I'm leaving. You can't stop me, so don't even try.", "Joey: No. That's not why I'm here.", "Pacey: So why are you here? You wanna say good-bye again? Maybe you wanted to rub it in a little bit, huh?", "Joey: Look, I don't want to stop you, Pacey, and I don't want to stop Dawson, and I don't want to be stopped, not by either of you, not by anyone, see? I mean, that's what this whole year has been about. We've been trying to stop each other from moving on and from growing up, but...But not you. I mean, you're different, and... You've challenged me every step of the way and you've been there every step of the way.", "Pacey: Jo, departure time is in t-minus 30 seconds, so if there's a point, I suggest you get to it.", "Joey: I think I'm in love with you.", "Pacey: You think or you know?", "Joey: I know. I've known it since the moment you kissed me and maybe even before that. And--[exhales]-- scary as it is, I don't want to deny it any more, Pacey. I don't want to run from it, and I don't want to let it run from me.", "Pacey: So... What are we gonna do here, jo?", "Joey: I wanna come with you.", "Pacey: Ha. What? You crazy?", "Joey: Mm-mmm. I wanna stop standing still. I wanna move forward. I wanna come with you.", "Pacey: What bout Bessie and the B&B? They need you.", "Joey: Not as much as I need you, Pacey.", "Pacey: Ah-ah-ah!", "Joey: [Chuckles] permission to come aboard?", "Pacey: Permission granted. You can swim, can't you?", "Joey: Of course. I'm just kinda worried about the next change of clothes.", "Pacey: That's nothing to worry about. We're gonna hit the next port in a few days.", "Joey: Few days?", "Pacey: Yeah! Or a few days after that. Who really cares?" ]	Dawson's Creek	03x23	True Love	bunniefuu
Dawson_s_Creek_04x01.json	[ "Pacey and Joey return from their summer vacation on \"True Love\". Now they have to deal with Dawson's feelings, who has been deeply hurt over the past few months. At first, he doesn't want to talk with either one of them, but Jen convinces him to talk to Joey. Meanwhile, Pacey's older sister, Gretchen, arrives in Capeside and moves in with Doug, making Pacey homeless. He refuses to live with his parents anymore (going so far as to declare that he would rather sleep on death row), and after exhausting all other options, ends up back on his boat. Dawson tells Jack about his childhood crush on Gretchen. Andie meets two French boys, and she is attracted to both of them. Joey apologizes for hurting Dawson, but he tells her he isn't sure if he wants their friendship back. Everybody is wondering if Pacey and Joey had sex while on their trip, but both refuse to discuss it. However, when Dawson asks the same question, Joey tells him the answer wouldn't kill him, confirming that she and Pacey have not yet slept together." ]	[ "Dawson: James Van Der Beek", "Joey: Katie Holmes", "Pacey: Joshua Jackson", "Jen: Michelle Williams", "Andie: Meredith Monroe", "Jack: Kerr Smith", "Grams: Mary Beth Peil", "Bessie: Nina Repeta", "Mitch: John Wesely Shipp", "Gail: Mary-Margaret Humes", "Gretchen: Sasha Alexander", "[Pacey and Joey on the boat heading home]", "Pacey: hey! Found us some dinner.", "Joey: Ah, seafood. Great change of pace, pace.", "Pacey: Was that a note of disgust I detected at our sustenance of the ocean born?", "Joey: After this trip, if I never eat another thing that breathes through gills again, it'll be too soon. [Joey kisses him on the neck]", "Pacey: So there she blows, huh? Capeside, Mass. Our first and last port of call.", "Joey: Doesn't look much different than when we left it, does it?", "Pacey: That's 'cause it isn't, Fraulein.", "Joey: I'm in no more of a race than you are to get back there, but it's not like we have another choice in the matter.", "Pacey: We don't have to go home. We survived for 3 months taking odd jobs. We can survive for as long as we want. As long as we're happy.", "Joey: Pacey, if you're so serious about this, then why bring this up now... 2 hours from home?", "Pacey: 12 hours from home. See, I think we should probably drop anchor here, have a bite to eat, and then we can debate whether or not to scrap this whole mission home.", "Joey: No. I don't believe you Pacey Witter. As truant as your natural instincts may be, you'd never really suggest us skipping our senior year entirely.", "Pacey: Just what would we be missing from the land of poorly scripted melodramas, huh? Recycled plot lines, tiresome self-realizations? [He's kissing her while he says this next part] You throw in the occasional downward spiral of a dear friend and maybe a baby here and a death there, and all you've really got is a recipe for some soul-sucking, mind-numbing ennui. And I, for one, can skip it.", "Joey: You know what continues to amaze me?", "Pacey: And what is that?", "Joey: How long you've lasted without being thrown off this boat.", "Pacey: Well, finally. That's something we can both agree upon.", "[Camera pulls out and it shows Pacey and Joey jump off the side of the boat into the water at the same time]", "[Cut to the beach with Jen, Jack, Dawson and Andie]", "Jen: I'll kick out jack.", "Jack: [Laughs] you'd kick me off the island before you'd kick off Andie?", "Jen: Andie's very resourceful.", "Andie: All right. Give it up for girl power.", "Jack: Yeah. Ruthless alliance.", "Jen: Oh, come on, Jack. It's not like we kicked you off first or anything. I mean, we already kicked off Grams.", "Jack: Yeah. Well, that comparison just bathes me in relief.", "[Dawson walks up from swimming]", "Dawson: You guys should go in. The water's warm.", "Andie: Yeah, right. And reapply the 20 minutes of lotion I just put on. No, thanks.", "Jack: We gotta go. We gotta paint Mrs. Hammacott at 2:00.", "Jen: Mm, sounds kinky.", "Dawson: He means her house. It's our last one this season. And we still have an hour before we have to be there.", "Jack: Yeah, but we gotta stop by the hardware store. We gotta get paint.", "We gotta get some rollers.", "Dawson: All right, well, hold on. It's our last beach day of the season. I want to get this on record.", "Jen: Dawson, please. No pictures. I look awful.", "Dawson: Well, now you'll look awful for posterity. Ready? 1...2...3.", "Jen: Oh! Nice. Well, see you guys at the dive-in tonight.", "Dawson: Yep.", "Andie: Dawson, I hear they're playing jaws.", "Dawson: Oh! Good. Never seen that one yet.", "Andie: see you guys later.", "Dawson: See ya. Bye.", "Andie: Ooh! Cute boys, 2 o'clock.", "Jen: Like it even matters.", "Andie: Come on. One of us is single.", "Jen: In theory. But in practice, Andie, let's face it. Your s*x life this summer has been an episode of abstinence in the city.", "Andie: Well, is it my fault if this one-horse hamlet hasn't offered a suitable summer fling?", "Jen: Oh, Andie, there are plenty of guys. Face it. You're just not bold enough to go up and talk to them.", "Andie: And if you were in my shoes, you would.", "Jen: Yes! I mean, come on, I think that my resume speaks for itself.", "Andie: Fine. I'm gonna go talk to them. Ok. I am.", "Jen: You go!", "Andie: I am!", "Jen: Well?", "Andie: Well, I am just negotiating the proper approach.", "Jen: Well, excuse me while I negotiate the proper approach to the snack bar. Scaredy-cat.", "Andie: I am not.", "Jen: Are so.", "Andie: Am not!", "Jen: Are so!", "[Cuts to Pacey and Joey at the dock in Capeside unloading their stuff to head home]", "Pacey: Boy. That's a little on the heavy side. Who's that one for?", "Joey: Uh, my sister, I think. Is that everything?", "Pacey: Yeah, for right now. I figured we'd just leave the rest on the boat and pick it up tomorrow.", "Joey: Ok.", "Pacey: Oh... Uh, before we leave, though, there is one other thing we should cover.", "Joey: What's that?", "Pacey: Well, they're gonna ask.", "Joey: Who's gonna ask what?", "Pacey: The masses. They're gonna ask what happened on the boat. This summer... Between you and I... You know... Sexually speaking.", "Joey: No one cares, Pacey. Ok, maybe they care, but they're not gonna ask.", "It's too crass.", "Pacey: We live in a crass age.", "Joey: Ok, so what are you gonna say?", "Pacey: That really depends.", "Joey: On?", "Pacey: On what you're gonna say.", "Joey: Well, I guess I'm going to say nothing because it's no one's business.", "Pacey: That's good. \"Nothing\" sounds perfect.", "Joey: Besides, they're not gonna ask.", "Pacey: Oh, they'll ask.", "[They reach the end of the dock and prepare to depart]", "Pacey: Well... This is it. Last of our summer, and... I go left, you go right, and we spend the next whole 24 hours away from each other. If you're curious as to why I'm not currently in sadness, it's only because, to be perfectly honest, you were startin' to get on my nerves, Jo.", "Joey: Oh. Good. Well, 'cause...You know, I... I'd hate to think that after all of our intimate talks, you were actually covering up your aching heart with false bravado.", "Pacey: Well, put your mind at ease. Well, I guess I'll call you tomorrow, maybe?", "Joey: Oh...If you think about it, sure.", "Pacey: Ok.", "[They begin to walk awa from each other then quickly turn back for an intimate kiss]", "[Cut to Dawson in the hardware store looking at the paint rollers]", "Gretchen: Excuse me. Do you know where the light bulbs are?", "Dawson: Uh, usually up.", "Gretchen: I meant which aisle.", "Dawson: I'm sorry. I don't work here.", "Gretchen: Lucky for management.", "Dawson: Um...If it helps, I think they're on aisle 4-- Gretchen?", "Gretchen: Dawson? Wow. Hi. How are you?", "Dawson: I...I'M... Damp...At the moment.", "Gretchen: And in the grander scheme of things? I sort of heard through the family about last spring. That. Uh", "Dawson: ...I'm fine. I'm fine. And, uh, what about you? Still home from college for the summer?", "Gretchen: A little bit longer than that. It's no biggie. I'm just, uh... Takin' time off.", "Dawson: Ok. Well...At the risk of sounding trite, it's...It's nice to see you again.", "Gretchen: At the risk of sounding redundant, it's nice to see you, too.", "Damp and all.", "[Both chuckle, Gretchen leaves and Jack approaches]", "Jack: ok. I got the paint, you got the rollers. Who's the girl?", "Dawson: Uh, what girl?", "Jack: The...Girl you're gonna pretend to have no knowledge of until I annoy you with the question over and over again.", "Dawson: That girl. Uh... Long story.", "Jack: Good, 'cause we got the whole north side of Mrs.. Hancock's to paint.", "[Cut to the B&B, Bessie and Joey are at the kitchen table talking]", "Bessie: Joey: I can't believe you! I'm your sister. I'm entitled to know.", "Joey: No. You're not.", "Bessie: I'll rephrase. I'm your sister whom you ditched high and dry last June. I'm entitled to know.", "Joey: Open your gift.", "Bessie: A plant.", "Joey: It's a Carolina jasmine. At night, if the wind hit right, we could smell them 2 miles out on the water.", "Bessie: At night while you and Pacey were--", "Joey: quit it. I haven't even unpacked yet.", "[Joey picks up her back and heads to her room. She opens the door and shuts it real quick]", "Bessie: Oh. Hey, Joey, wait.", "Joey: Why is there an underwear-clad stranger in my bedroom?", "Bessie: That's where he lives.", "Joey: You rented out my room?", "Bessie: Until Tuesday. Come over here. It's my turn to give you a gift. Our accounting book.", "Joey: You're so kind.", "Bessie: look at that number.", "[The number in the book reads $17,240]", "Joey: Bessie, I'm sorry. I didn't realize how difficult it would be.", "Bessie: Joey, it has a plus next to it, not a minus. Welcome to one of the most successful bed-and-breakfasts in the state, Joey. We've doubled our rates, and we're still booked well through the fall.", "Joey: Well, when I called, y-you never mentioned--", "Bessie: I wanted it to be a surprise.", "[Cuts to Andie talking to the two guys on the beach]", "Andie: ..Hang out with my friends and help my brother with his numerous problems.", "Jen: Hello.", "Andie: Oh. Why, there you are, Jennifer. I was just chatting with the guys. I'd like you to meet jean and jean-jean.", "Jen: Hmm. Hello...Jeans'.", "Andie: They're French.", "Jen: Get out of dodge.", "Andie: And they're, uh, backpacking through the east coast for the summer.", "Just stopped in Capeside yesterday.", "Andie: Ohh! Tell me they are not adorable plus 10 times 10 to the 10th power.", "Jen: Andie, they can hear you.", "Andie: Doesn't matter. One of 'em barely speaks any English. The other one knows \"hello,\" \"good-bye,\" and the lyrics to an 'n sync song.", "Jean: We would like very much for you to tour us the city.", "Andie: We'd love to!", "Jen: Um...Sorry, boys. I'm gonna have to catch up with you on the Riviera.", "[Jen walks away]", "Andie: Ok, Frenchies, let's go tour Capeside and any other terrain you're interested in covering.", "[Cut to Pacey at Doug's apartment]", "Pacey: It's a Florida snowman. Get it?", "Doug: Notice my fits of laughter.", "Pacey: So...Oh, yeah. How's my favorite couch been? You been keepin' it warm for me?", "Doug: Well, you know, it's funny you should bring that up.", "Pacey: Oh, come on, now. You're not gonna cast me out to the wolves, are you?", "Doug: Ah, seems I have to. Somebody's already moved in. Sorry.", "Pacey: Ah. You and Rupert finally decide to tie the knot?", "Doug: I see 3 months on the water's done absolutely nothing to improve your sense of humor.", "Pacey: Don't tell me this is a girl or something.", "Doug: Well, yes. As a matter of fact, it is.", "Pacey: Oh, well, that's just fantastic. Just as I need a place to sleep, you decide to get all hetero on me.", "Doug: As much as I would love an end to your inaccurate comments regarding my sexuality, I assure you that this relationship is purely platonic.", "Pacey: Good. Then I'm sure whoever miss mystery guest is couldn't possibly be as important as your baby bro, bro.", "Doug: That's where you're wrong, 'cause she's equally important and...Equally related.", "[Gretchen walks through the door, unaware Pacey is back]", "Gretchen: Sorry I'm late, Doug. I stopped at the hardware store to get some light bulbs.", "Pacey: Gretchen?", "Gretchen: Ha ha! Welcome home loser. Come give your big sis a hug.", "[Cuts to Joey walking up to Dawson's house. She slowly opens the front door and walks in. Nobody is home]", "Joey: Hey. Hi. Hello? Hello. Mrs. Leery. Mr. Leery. Dawson?", "[She heads up to Dawsons room. She looks around with a sad face. the room has changed drastically. All the movie posters are down and photographs of Jen, Andie and Jack are up]", "[Jack and Dawson are painting the house]", "Dawson: Gretchen was my first crush. I was, uh...10, 11, so she must've been, what, all of 13? I was spending the evening at the Witters' house, and Gretchen and 2 of her friends were out in the backyard. Pacey had the brilliant idea of water ballooning the whole lot of 'em. We went to work for about 2 hours, filling water balloons. By the time we'd gotten outside, Gretchen and her friends were already in their bathing suits.", "They must've heard the plot through an open bathroom window. And, uh...Of course, Pacey decided to balloon 'em anyway. But I remember just...Staring. At Gretchen. Mm-hmm. You'd think I'd never seen a girl in a bathing suit before. It just... Hit me... Without warning, right then and there. And from then on, any money that would've formerly gone to... Baseball cards or action figures was now being spent on chocolates and $5.00 tulips that i would leave anonymously on Gretchen Witter's stoop. It wasn't till years later that I realized that my crush had been a running family joke.", "Jack: Yeah, right. So what happened?", "Dawson: Same thing that happens with all adolescent crushes. Absolutely nothing.", "[Cut back to Pacey at Doug's apartment]", "Pacey: I will simply not be replaced. It's too damaging to my fragile ego.", "Gretchen: Oh, get over yourself.", "Pacey: Why don't you get over yourself? Ok? Aren't you a college student or something?", "Gretchen: It's called taking time off. Sure, it is.", "Pacey: I'm the only other Witter that euphemism won't fool.", "Gretchen: Mind your own business, little brother.", "Pacey: Let go of my living quarters, and maybe I won't dig up whatever sordid mess that landed you in this remote corner of the world.", "Doug: All right, all right. That's enough, you two. Now, Pacey, you currently have other living options. Gretchen does not.", "Pacey: Thank you. Really. And what might those living options be, Dougie?", "Doug: Well, for starters, there's your boat.", "Pacey: Are you jokin'? I spent the last hundred days livin' on that thing.", "Doug: Ok, fine. Kerry and the no-neck monsters are still at mom and dad's, but I believe there is a couch there. Am I wrong? Oh, no, you're not wrong. I'd just as soon take a cot on death row.", "Gretchen: Hey, there's always the zoo.", "Pacey: Down, Gretchzilla.", "Doug: As usual, your level of maturity astounds. I know. Why don't you stay with Joey?", "Pacey: What's that supposed to mean?", "Doug: Well, you have a girlfriend now. I'm sure she'd be more than happy to set you up with a little bed... Or share hers.", "Pacey: You know, honestly, I don't appreciate that suggestion or the tone that accompanies it.", "Doug: You know, Gretchen's got a point. I mean, uh, if any place has extra rooms, it's a b&b.", "Pacey: I'm not gonna impose upon that family.", "Gretchen: Yeah. Why should you when you have your own to impose on?", "Pacey: Ah, Gretchen. So good to have you home. Oh, no. Whoops. Silly me. I don't have a home anymore.", "Gretchen: Hey, it pains me to see you this way. It really does. Pass the iced tea. Thanks.", "[Cut to Jen's house. Joey and Jen are sitting at the kitchen table talking, Grams is at the sink doing dishes]", "Jen: So football camp led to an unexpected scholarship at Hanover academy, and Henry and his parents decided that attending would double his college options, so next thing you know, I'm dating a guy who goes to boarding school 4 hours away.", "Grams: They're doing what Jennifer terms \"the long distance thing.\"", "Jen: Which, ironically, grams disapproves of.", "Grams: Youth is a time to be spent in the now, not pining away for a solitary weekend every other month or so.", "Jen: Isn't there a pair of knitting needles calling your name somewhere?", "Grams: I suppose they are. Good-bye, Josephine. Nice to have you back safe and sound.", "Jen: Ok. Enough me. You're the one fresh from the world excursion. So?", "Joey: We had the time of our lives. I honestly wouldn't even know where to begin talking about it.", "Jen: Well, I'll help you out. Cut to the sordid stuff.", "Joey: Jen.", "Jen: Come on, Jo. I wouldn't be human if I didn't want to know. You and Pacey, alone on a boat for 3 months. Everybody's gonna ask.", "Joey: We're not talking about it.", "Jen: With my experience with that particular yes-or-no question, \"no\" means \"no,\" and \"we're not talking about it\" means \"we did it.\"", "Joey: You got me. We did it... All day, all night, 24-7. Are you aware that there are at least 38 known differing sexual positions? And 42 if you're flexible enough.", "Jen: Ok, it's none of my business.", "Joey: Jen, how is everyone else doing?", "Jen: Good. Yeah, everybody's good.", "Joey: I should probably be going. I promised Bessie I'd help with dinner.", "Jen: What--what are you doin' tonight? You and Pacey just layin' low?", "Joey: No, we're not doing anything. We're taking our first official night off from each other.", "Jen: Well, we are going to the dive-in. Why don't you join us?", "Joey: I don't know that that's such a good idea.", "Jen: 8:00, stupmuck cove, and I'll tell everybody that you'll be there.", "Joey: Bye.", "[Cut to Andie giving the French guys tours of Capeside]", "Andie: And on your right we have a very historic building where many historic events occurred. Sorry. Hope i'm not boring you with all the specifics.", "Jean: Oh, no, no. You're beautiful when you speak.", "Andie: Well, stop! Ha ha! Uh, no, I didn't really mean \"stop.\"", "Jean: I am sorry. I don't understand.", "Andie: Never mind. So, uh... he ever speak?", "Jean: Eh, tu ne veux pas parler un petit--", "Jean-Jean: non, je ne peux parler.", "Jean: When he wants.", "Andie: So...Anyway, uh, what's your town like?", "Jean: I come from Paris. Have you been?", "Andie: Oh...No, but i want to go desperately.", "Jean: Why?", "Andie: 'Cause it's the city of romance! It's...It's the city of love lost and found. It's degas and cezanne and monet and van gogh. I mean, even though i've never been there, it's like I know it better than my own home.", "Jean-Jean: Elle connauT la ville si bien parce que c'est dans son coeur, non?", "Andie: What'd he say?", "Jean: He said you know it so well because it's in your heart.", "Andie: Oh. [Chuckles]", "[Cut to Dawson and Jen in Dawson's new dark room developing some pictures]", "Dawson: So how'd she look?", "Jen: Dawson.", "Dawson: It's a question.", "Jen: She looked great.", "Dawson: Great. Great. You sure the light wasn't in your eyes? She didn't grow a hump or develop some hideous skin disorder or something?", "Jen: Does this mean that you don't want to see her?", "Dawson: Um...I didn't say that.", "Jen: Good, because I invited her to come with us to the dive-in tonight.", "Dawson: You... what? how very thoughtful of you.", "Jen: Dawson, come on. You're gonna have to dispense with the awkward intros sooner or later, so why not--", "Dawson: what happened to the natural progression of things? Hmm?", "Jen: Joey naturally came over, and I naturally invited her. I don't know.", "Dawson: So, is what's-his-name gonna be there?", "Jen: Uh, no. No, they're takin' the night off. Which would make this the perfect opportunity for the two of you to have your inevitable Geneva conference where you decide to remain friends forever no matter what happens.", "Dawson: Why are you so resolute about this?", "Jen: I don't know. I guess it... Just in thinking back to the way everything went down last year, you know... How you found out and all, I--", "Dawson: what, you feel responsible?", "Jen: Yes, I do. Wouldn't you?", "Dawson: Look, the only thing you're responsible for is helping me have arguably the best summer of my life.", "[Dawson and Jen leave the dark room and walk into the living room. They find his parents making out on the couch]", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "Dawson: Ahem!", "Mitch: Dawson.", "Gayle: Jen.", "Mitch: Dawson and Jen.", "Dawson: Welcome to the Leery house where it's deja screw all over again.", "Mitch: Well, uh, we were just, uh, goin' over the possible renovations for the home.", "Gayle: You're dying on the vine, dear.", "Jen: [Chuckling] later, Mrs.. Leery, Mr.. Leery.", "[Jen leaves and Dawson stays downstairs. Mitch and Gayle go up the stairs]", "Mitch: You, uh...Said you checked the rooms.", "Gayle: I did.", "Mitch: Mm-hmm. Well, you didn't check the darkroom.", "Gayle: I didn't count the darkroom.", "Mitch: From now on, the dark room counts.", "[Cuts to Joey sitting on the end of her dock shucking corn. Pacey approaches]", "Pacey: Guess who.", "Joey: Mmm...Well, let's see... It can't possibly be my boyfriend. We're not supposed to see each other till tomorrow. He--he was growing sick of me.", "Pacey: Yeah, that was before he found out he was homeless and needed to bum a couch for the night.", "Joey: Hmm? Mmm. Try again. B&B's booked. I'm on the couch myself till Tuesday.", "Pacey: Is it just me, or are you starting to get the distinct feeling that this town really didn't miss us all that much?", "Joey: It's like the reverse of it's a wonderful life. Everyone's better off without us.", "Pacey: Except for each other.", "Pacey: So what do you want to do tonight? Want to grab some pizza, hang out on the boat? Or I was thinking maybe we could go catch a bad summer movie at the $1.50 theater. What do you say?", "Joey: Well, uh... Actually, uh, Jen invited me to the dive-in.", "Pacey: The dive-in. Everybody from school's gonna be at the dive-in. To be perfectly honest, I don't think I'm prepared for that quite yet. Were you gonna go without me?", "Joey: We can just go together. I think it'd be fun... And...And healthy... You know, to see everyone.", "Pacey: To see Dawson.", "Joey: Yes...To see Dawson, which we've talked about, Pacey. And it's no secret that I'm anxious to get things squared away with him.", "Pacey: No, it's no secret. And to be perfectly honest, look, I don't really care where we go or what we do as long as we do it together.", "Joey: [Chuckles] thank you.", "[Cuts to the beach at the Dive-In]", "Andie: hey! You guys go on in. I'll be in in a second.", "Jack: Ah. Looks like somebody found some new friends.", "Dawson: Don't forget, Andie. It was the French who coined the term \"menage a trois.\"", "Andie: MeNage a I-don't-think-so. Besides, I only like the one who speaks English. The other one just stands there looking like a dolt.", "Jen: So do you know if he's single yet?", "Andie: I'm working on it. Give me an hour.", "Jack: Unbelievable.", "[Andie walks off and Dawson looks over and sees Joey and Pacey walking up to them on the beach. Pacey and Joey are holding hands]", "Dawson: I thought you said he wasn't gonna be here, Jen.", "Jen: He wasn't, Dawson.", "Dawson: So why is he here, Jen?", "Jen: Good question, Dawson.", "[Cuts to Pacey and Joey, they realize Dawson has seen them and is not happy. Joey releases Pacey's hand]", "Joey: [Sighs] maybe this wasn't such a good idea.", "Pacey: Well, it wasn't my idea in the first place.", "Joey: Do you think that... Um...", "Pacey: That maybe I should go and get us something to drink while you go and say hi? Sure.", "Joey: I mean, I just think it'll be easier.", "Pacey: Yeah. No problem. I'll be back in a couple minutes.", "Joey: Ok.", "[Pacey, not to happy, leaves Joey there. Cuts back to Jen, Dawson and Jack]", "Jen: Ok. Where are you going?", "Dawson: To get a better seat. I don't mind seeing her, but I'm not going to go out of my way to talk to her.", "Jen: Can't you go out of my way to talk to her?", "Jack: You work him.", "Jen: You work her.", "[Jen goes after Dawson and Jack heads to greet Joey]", "Jack: You got it. Joey, hey!", "Joey: Hey!", "Jack: What's up? How are you?", "Joey: I'm good. How are you?", "Jack: I'm good. Come on in.", "Joey: Thanks.", "Jack: It's good to see you.", "Joey: Good to see you. Oh, someone's been lifting this summer.", "Jack: Ah, yeah. Well, what else is there to do in this town, right?", "Joey: So, where'd everyone go?", "[Cut to Pacey. Gretchen is on the beach and sees him. She walks over to him]", "Pacey: Uh... You know, it's one thing to usurp the couch, but it's quite another to come back here and best my social standing.", "Gretchen: Do you want to take a walk?", "Pacey: Yeah.", "Gretchen: Do you hate me for taking your spot?", "Pacey: Spot? Try \"bed.\"", "Gretchen: Hmm. You hate me.", "Pacey: Marginally, yeah.", "Gretchen: Well, retribution is yours. Doug wakes me up every morning at 7:00 dust-bustering the kitchen. It's like living with Felix Unger on crack.", "Pacey: Well, you're hardly an innocent. Last we roomed together, you were known to blare rock music so loud small nations were kept up.", "Gretchen: Not rock, Pacey. Soul. There's a difference.", "Pacey: Yeah, there is a difference. Fans listen to rock music. Pretentious fans listen to soul music.", "Gretchen: Is it possible you've actually grown more obnoxious over time?", "Pacey: Well, it is the witter way.", "Gretchen: Hmm. And somehow you still got the girl.", "Pacey: Yes, I did. Who would've ever thunk me and Joey would end up together, huh?", "Gretchen: Mmm...Me.", "Pacey: You did not.", "Gretchen: It didn't take Nostradamus to call it. I mean, look at your similarities. You're both classic underdogs. She's sassy and you're a legendary annoyance. She's beautiful and you're...Lucky.", "Pacey: There is a compliment in there somewhere, right?", "Gretchen: You're both lucky.", "Pacey: Thank you. And what about you, Gretchen? Honestly. Why would you come back here?", "Gretchen: I'm just, uh, taking a break. That's all.", "Pacey: All right. Well, as they say in non-dysfunctional families, welcome home, Gretchen.", "Gretchen: And, uh, speaking of home, I have a suggestion that I think you might find appealing.", "Pacey: Yeah?", "[Fades off Pacey and shows Jack and Joey sitting on a boat at the Dive-In. Jen and Dawson are off in the distance. Joey looks back at Dawson before talking to Jack]", "Joey: Ask me a question.", "Jack: I get it. It's the old, \"let's make small talk until he comes over,\" right?", "Joey: Precisely. Just ask me a question.", "Jack: Actually, I do have a question.", "Joey: Not that question.", "Jack: Come on!", "Joey: Jack!", "Jack: I won't tell anybody. I swear.", "[Cuts to Dawson and Jen]", "Jen: She's doing the official \"wait for Dawson to come over\" thing.", "Dawson: It looks to me more like the official \"wait in vain for Dawson to come over\" thing.", "Jen: One more joke like that and I am really going to know how hard this is for you.", "Dawson: It's not hard.", "Jen: Come on.", "Dawson: It's not. It's not easy, but it's not hard.", "Jen: Well, whatever it is, why don't you just go get it over with?", "Dawson: I'll do it, but it's just a highly predictable moment. I'm going to walk over there, Joey and I are gonna engage in some semi-casual conversation until the awkwardness overwhelms us both, and then we're just gonna part... Each of us surprised at how surprisingly painless the whole encounter surprisingly was.", "Jen: Well then, surprise me and go on over there.", "Dawson: All right.", "[Dawson approaches Joey]", "Dawson: Hey.", "Joey: Hey.", "Jack: Yeah. I'm gonna go find Jen.", "Dawson: She's right over there.", "Jack: Ok. Thanks.", "Joey: So, how's it going?", "Dawson: Uh, great. Great. It's going great.", "Joey: How was your summer?", "Dawson: Uh, it was brief but good. Yours?", "Joey: Brief but good. You look great.", "Dawson: Hey, you, too.", "Joey: Thanks.", "Dawson: You, too. Thanks.", "Dawson and Joey at the same time: So, uh... School's Monday-- school's in-- yeah.", "Joey: It's good to see you.", "Dawson: It's good to see you, too.", "[Dawson walks away. Joey has a sad look on her face. Dawson goes and leans against a wall. He doesn't look like it was easy]", "Andie: Oh, uh, hold on a minute, guys. There's someone that I'm not quite ready to see yet. Uh... How do you say ex-boyfriend?", "Jean: I understand.", "Andie: So do you happen to be in a, um...", "Jean: Her name is Nicole.", "Andie: And I bet you're crazy about her, aren't you?", "Jean: To borrow your words, she's monet, degas, ceézanne--", "Andie: ok, I get the point. Of course he has a girlfriend. He's cute. He has an accent, and he tells me that I'm beautiful, so of course he has a girlfriend, right? I mean, you guys are all the same. It doesn't matter if you're French, American, English, German, Russian, French. What are you looking at?", "Jean-Jean: A very rude girl.", "Andie: Ok, you don't even know me, so-- uh... You don't speak English.", "Jean-Jean: I have it on good authority that I do.", "Andie: Ok, but you guys told me--", "Jean-Jean: It was a joke. The name's J.J. Short for John-John, not jean-jean.", "Andie: So that means that all day you--", "Jean-Jean: understood every word you said.", "Andie: Excusé Moi. I'm just gonna go drown myself.", "[Cuts to Joey standing on the beach looking for Pacey]", "Joey: There you are.", "Pacey: And here we go.", "Joey: What are you doing?", "Pacey: Both of us a favor. Taking us home.", "Joey: You don't even ask me if I want to go?", "Pacey: Do I have to?", "Joey: Maybe I'm having a fun time.", "Pacey: If this is how you look when you're enjoying yourself, Jo, then you weren't having a very good time on the boat this summer, you never once looked like this.", "Joey: And you never once behaved like this.", "Pacey: And just how am I behaving?", "Joey: I don't know yet. Currently I'm deciding between asinine, immature child and arrogant, infantile boyfriend.", "Pacey: You know, I didn't want to come here in the first place.", "Joey: Well, then, you shouldn't have come.", "Pacey: Yeah. I guess you would have loved that, huh? Would have given you all the time in the world to square things away with Dawson. Those were your words, right? \"Square things away\"?", "Joey: Pacey, dealing with Dawson is a reality for me. It's a reality for the both of us.", "Pacey: The guy hates me, ok? I can't fix that.", "Joey: Well, you could try.", "Pacey: I don't want to!", "Joey: I do, and I'm sorry if you have a problem with that!", "Pacey: You're damn right I have a problem with that! You're not even unpacked yet and the first thing you think to do is--", "Joey: look I can't help it if he's been on my mind, but it doesn't mean what you think it means.", "Pacey: I don't know what it means. I don't care what it means. I've just watched you grow more and more preoccupied every day this week, and I'm tired of it. And it better stop.", "Joey: You better watch who you're ordering around, Pacey. We're not on the boat and we haven't been for a day.", "Pacey: Who are you kidding, Jo? Come on. You got off that boat long before the two of us did.", "Joey: What is that supposed to mean?", "Pacey: You're a smart girl, Jo. You can figure it out.", "[Pacey walks off mad and leaves Joey standing there. Cuts to next scene. Joey is in the parking lot leaning against a car. Dawson sees her and approaches]", "Dawson: Still here, huh?", "Joey: Yeah. I was just thinking.", "Dawson: A highly overrated activity, if you ask me. So, are you heading home?", "Joey: Yeah.", "Dawson: Do you need a ride?", "Joey: I would like that, Dawson.", "[Cut to Andie on the beach with the guys]", "Jean: Andie, you were a wonderful host. If you come to Paris, you must look me up.", "Andie: Ok. You have a deal, jean.", "Jean: Excusem-moi.", "Jean-Jean: That, um, goes for me, too, you know.", "Andie: [Laughs] I can't believe after everything you heard me say that you'd still want to hang out with me.", "Jean-Jean: Me either.", "Andie: Ok, I think I liked you better before you spoke English.", "Jean-Jean: There's a question in French. Y popular. The English translation, if I can remember correctly, goes something like this: Can I kiss you?", "Andie: Oui.", "[Cuts to Joey and Dawson getting out of the car at Joey's house. They walk up to the porch]", "Joey: So, tell me about this newly acquired love of photography that seems to have sprung up in my absence.", "Dawson: Uh, I picked it up over the summer. Didn't think I'd like it nearly as much as I have, but, you know, I guess that's the way it always is, huh?", "Joey: What's that?", "Dawson: You don't choose what you love, it chooses you.", "Joey: Dawson, uh... I'm very sorry. I'm sorry for everything that happened last year and for doing what I had to do. I know how difficult it was and probably still must be.", "Dawson: It wasn't easy... Thinking about the two of you together every day, every night.", "Joey: You're actually the only person who hasn't dared ask the big question.", "Dawson: I'm the only person the answer could potentially kill.", "Joey: Wait here.", "[Joey goes in the house and comes out with a box]", "Joey: It's for you.", "Dawson: Ok. Wow. It's my very own brick.", "Joey: It's not just a brick. It's from Hemingway's home in the Keys.", "Dawson: Ernest?", "Joey: No. Frank. Of course Ernest.", "Dawson: You know the guy shot himself, Jo.", "Joey: Aside from that, I would like to offer it to you as a--", "Dawson: please don't say \"symbol.\"", "Joey: As an emblematic artifact representing the foundation of-- of a new friendship.", "Dawson: I feel like I'm at the ribbon-cutting of a new strip mall.", "Joey: Quit joking.", "Dawson: Truth is, Joey... It's gonna take a hell of a lot more than symbols for us to get back what we had, and right now I'm not even sure that I want to. We're just gonna have to take it one day at a time.", "Joey: I know. [Joey begins walking into the house and Dawson walks towards his car. Just as she is about to go inside...] Hey, Dawson. For what it's worth, the answer to that question everyone's been asking? It wouldn't kill you.", "[Joey goes inside and gets the car keys. She drives out to the boat to talk to Pacey.]", "Joey: [Clears throat] Well, I've decided something, and it is perhaps the singularly most important thing that I've realized in the last 45 minutes, so I must share it with you. This town has far too many stoplights for somebody who's not very good at driving stick. I stalled 7 times coming over here.", "Pacey: Too bad it wasn't 8.", "Joey: I stalled 7 times and 6 out of the 7 times, do you know what I thought about? You. It's this secret thing I do whenever I get really pissed off or confused or angry or sad. I--I think of you, and I immediately feel good inside. I guess it's kind of like taking a good mood pill or something. And I swore to myself that I would never tell you that I did this, because it is so girly and stupid, and I just told you because... I needed to score major points for not explaining what went down tonight or where I've been the last week when I haven't been on this boat.", "Pacey: Keep going.", "Joey: Pacey... I wanted to see Dawson tonight not because for 4 months of my life he was my boyfriend, but because for the better part of my life he was my friend. And as my friend, I hurt him deeply. Living with that fact has caused me no small amount of guilt over the past 3 months. So, yes, I have been preoccupied, and it has made my mind wander. But... My heart? That's a fixed point. 3 months riding the open waters couldn't shake it, and I'll be damned if I'll let your insecurities shake it. My heart never left this boat. It's never left you. As far as I can see, it's not going to any time soon.", "Pacey: Ok, you got me. I do want to know one thing, though.", "Joey: What's that?", "Pacey: I want to know what exactly it was you thought of the seventh time you stalled.", "Joey: That I was never going to drive stick again.", "Pacey: How very practical.", "[They share a long kiss]", "Joey: Hey, pace?", "Pacey: Hmm?", "Joey: Do you think we could do that thing that we do sometimes?", "Pacey: You wanna do that thing?", "Joey: Yeah.", "[It cuts to the interior of the boat. They are each laying in their own hammock, setup bunk bed style. Pacey in the top one and Joey on the bottom one. They are reading a book to each other]", "Joey: \"The little mermaid could not take her eyes from the ship or from the beautiful prince. The colored lanterns had been extinguished. No more rockets rose in the air and the cannon had ceased firing. But the sea became restless and a moaning, grumbling sound could be heard beneath the waves.\" [She hands the book to Pacey to read]", "Pacey: \"After awhile, the sails were quickly unfurled, \"and the noble ship continued her passage, \"but soon the waves rose higher. \"Heavy clouds darkened the sky \"and lightning appeared in the distance. \"A dreadful storm approaching. \"Once more the sails were reefed \"and the great ship pursued her flying course over the raging sea. \"To the little mermaid, this appeared pleasant sport. Not so for the sailors.\"" ]	Dawson's Creek	04x01	Coming Home	bunniefuu
Dawson_s_Creek_04x02.json	[ "Joey is looking for a new job and gets one at the Yacht Club pretending to know a very influential family. She is tricked by her boss's son, Drue Valentine, who instantly sees through her lies. Mitch (now a guidance counselor at the school) tells Pacey he will not graduate unless he makes up for his bad grades from the previous academic year. Pacey doesn't want Joey to know, but Mitch tells Dawson, who tells Joey, showing that he still cares about Pacey. Pacey and Joey have a fight and Pacey admits he needs help." ]	[ "n this episode: Senior year begins and Pacey finds out that he failed three of his junior year classes. Jen gets dumped by Henry and worse yet, she gets the news from Jack. Pacey panics about his future and tries to hide his failure from Joey. Joey, meanwhile, is worried about how to pay for the ivy league college she hopes to get into, and gets busy wrangling a job at the town's yacht club. Pacey's big sister Gretchen comes back to Capeside and sets Pacey straight and brightens Dawson's day as well.", "[Scene: Outside the school. Joey and Pacey are walking to school together hand in hand.]", "Pacey: You know, they want to see me in the guidance office after school.", "Joey: So?", "Pacey: So, do they want to see you in the guidance office after school?", "Joey: No.", "Pacey: No. See, that right there is a bad sign. It means they're singling me out already.", "Joey: Aw, don't worry, sweetie. They probably want to extend a hand and let you know that they're there to help you fulfill your destiny as the world's greatest gas station attendant.", "Pacey: Oh, that's cute.", "Joey: What, suddenly teasing's out of the question?", "Pacey: Oh, no, tease away, you little hussy. But you do raise an interesting point. I think we should talk about it, now that we're back to school.", "Joey: Talk about what, exactly?", "Pacey: Well, uh, mutual wants and needs.", "Joey: Did you actually just say that out loud?", "Pacey: Like you said, we're a couple now, potter. And, as a couple, I think there's a couple things we need to discuss.", "Joey: Such as?", "Pacey: Kissing.", "Joey: Maybe.", "Pacey: Maybe?", "Joey: Well, if it's of the spontaneous variety.", "Pacey: Good lord, woman, you really are a fickle mistress, you know that? I mean, without kissing, what do we really have left?", "Joey: Precious little. We should probably break up.", "Pacey: Yeah, well, we had a good run, huh? Mm-hmm.", "[She turns to him before going into their classes and plants a huge kiss on him. As the are kissing Dawson walks up from behind them to find them kissing in the doorway to his class.]", "Dawson: Excuse me.", "[Opening Credits]", "[Scene: Sidewalk in town. Andie and Joey are walking together talking after school.]", "Andie: Senior year, how cool is that? I mean, there's so much to look forward to.", "Joey: Well, if I don't find a job soon, the only thing I have to look forward to is C.C.C. [Andie just looks at her]Capeside community college.", "Andie: Oh. Hey, well, there's always C.Y.C.", "Joey: What's that?", "Andie: Capeside yacht club. My father was just telling me they're looking for a waitress.", "Joey: You're high.", "Andie: Ha! Joey, come on, it's the Ice House with cute rich boys and way bigger tips.", "Joey: Yeah, and something tells me that the beautiful people would probably frown upon the applicant whose family name is synonymous with scandal.", "Andie: So make like you're one of them.", "Joey: Yeah, right.", "Andie: Ok, here's what you do. If you think the interview's starting to go south, you drop a name.", "Joey: Whose?", "Andie: Hmm, well, I would say you could use mine, but, heh, these days McPhee is synonymous with gay, crazy, and dysfunctional. Hey, how about the Rosses? They're on the board. Charles, Kate, and son Owen. Oh, my god, he is so gorgeous, so our age, and so eligible. Oh, and so perfect for me if i actually cared about those things.", "Joey: Ah, but you digress.", "Andie: Ok, so, anyway, Joey, where else are you gonna make that kind of money?", "Joey: Well, you know, there is always that strip club on the edge of town.", "[Scene: Outside the Record Store. Dawson is walking up to it and is about to enter when Gretchen, who is reading some ads on a wall, sees him.]", "Gretchen: Dawson Leery.", "Dawson: Gretchen, hey, what are you doing?", "Gretchen: Oh, scouting out some new digs.", "Dawson: Mm-hmm.", "Gretchen: Until my brother Douglas finds a suitable-- and I finger-quote \"partner\"-- he's best off living by his lonesome. So looks like I'm gonna be shacking up with my other equally irritating yet decidedly less a**l brother.", "Dawson: That's great. Good luck with that.", "[They enter the store]", "Gretchen: Listen, this is, of course, none of my business, but I can't tell you how much it breaks my heart to see once inseparable best friends so estranged. If there's anything that I can do... Clearly something you'd rather not talk about. Sorry. My bad.", "Dawson: Well, it's ok.", "Gretchen: Oh, my god.", "Dawson: What?", "Gretchen: Dawson, this is the most offensive collection of music I've ever seen.", "Dawson: Precisely. Which is why I'm trading them in.", "Gretchen: Yeah, but, Dawson, Vanilla Ice? What were you thinking?", "Dawson: I don't know. I was 10! Who has good taste in music when they're 10?", "Gretchen: By the time I was 10, I could rattle off the name of every band on the sub-pop label, and I was telling anybody who would listen that a guy named Kurt Cobain was about to change the face of music as we knew it.", "Dawson: And by the time I was 10, I could rattle off the name of every cinematographer Steven Spielberg ever worked with. Which somehow isn't that impressive, is it?", "Gretchen: Ok, what else do we have here? Ok, the Grateful Dead. Now, why--why are you returning this?", "Dawson: My parents got me that CD. I just... Wasn't a big fan.", "Gretchen: Ok, ok. I can't believe I am standing in front of a teenage guy whose parents have better taste in music than he does. Shame on you, Dawson. Shame on you.", "[She just puts her hands up and turns and leaves. He just watches her leave and giggles to himself.]", "[Scene: Jen's Bedroom. Jen is on the laptop computer, when Jack enters her room.]", "Jack: You gotta be kidding me. That's like the umpteenth time today you've checked your e-mail.", "Jen: You lie.", "Jack: Thank you. I don't know... Every time i went by the computer lab today, I saw the same bosomy blonde behind the same Blueberry IMac.", "Jen: All right, all right. I admit it, you're right. Jack, I think it's clear that henry has forsaken me for another.", "Jack: Give the poor guy some time to get acclimated.", "Jen: I don't know, I mean, it's weird. It's--it's becoming a thing.", "Jack: What do you mean, a thing?", "Jen: A thing, an alarming trend. I mean, all summer long there were phone calls, e-mails, I.M.ing each other to the point of exhaustion, but now when I go online he's never there, and when I call he's strangely unavailable. I mean, I'm starting to feel like I did something wrong. Is it possible that I'm not a very good cybersex partner?", "[Jen stands up an Jack goes over to the computer to check his mail.]", "Jack: I'm sure you're a very generous and giving cyber-lover, Jen.", "Computer: You've got mail!", "[He looks at the message and a disturbed look crosses his face, but Jen can't see it because she is behind him on the other side of the room]", "Jen: Who wrote you?", "Jack: Um... No one.", "[He closes the laptop.]", "[Scene: The Capeside Yacht Club. Mrs. Valentine is interviewing Joey for the waitress position.]", "Mrs. Valentine: Now, what exactly is an Ice House?", "Joey: It's a restaurant. Um, well, it burned down last year.", "Mrs. Valentine: Oh, how unfortunate. Sounds like a charming little joint.", "Joey: Well, daddy, you know, he thought it was a good idea for me to get out there and mingle with the little people.", "Mrs. Valentine: And what does daddy do, dear?", "Joey: Pharmaceuticals. Daddy made his fortune in the pharmaceutical world.", "Mrs. Valentine: Oh, well, then, why is it, I wonder, that I don't see the potter name on our roster?", "Joey: I guess we're just not much of the joining kind.", "Mrs. Valentine: Where do you summer, then?", "Joey: I spent my summer sailing, actually.", "Mrs. Valentine: Oh, well, that sounds lovely. I have to ask. Were you a deck hand or a stowaway?", "Joey: Excuse me, but, um, before I submit to another second of your thinly veiled bitchery, do you need a waitress or not?", "Mrs. Valentine: Hmm. Yes, now that I recall, that position's already been filled.", "Joey: Terrific. Oh, by the way, I'll be sure to tell the Rosses that you said hello.", "Mrs. Valentine: Excuse me. You know the Rosses?", "Joey: Charlie, Kate, and Owen? Oh, from way back. How do you think I heard about this position? They're on the board here, aren't they?", "Mrs. Valentine: Oh, Miss Potter, I think perhaps... You and I got off on the wrong foot. Please.", "[Scene: School Guidance Office. Pacey walks in to see Mitch in there going through some of the files.]", "Pacey: Hey there, Mitch...Mister Leery. What are you doing here?", "Mitch: Just, uh, filling in until they find a new guidance counselor.", "Pacey: What'd they do with the old guidance counselor?", "Mitch: Right. You mean the one who referred to you fondly as, and I quote, \"one of the most aggressively mediocre students ever to galumph his way through the halls at Capeside high.\" Poor man was heard muttering your name as he stumbled off into early retirement.", "Pacey: Poor guy. So, why does this bring me here?", "Mitch: Ok, so, here's the deal. They have dumped some of the special scheduling cases into my lap.", "Pacey: What's so special about me? Apart from the obvious, of course.", "Mitch: Well, for starters, you seem to lack a certain amount of classification at the moment. And you seem to lack a certain amount of clarity at the moment. What happened to you this summer?", "Pacey: Nothing. I went sailing.", "Mitch: Right. But, um, well, from the look of things, you should have been somewhere else.", "Pacey: And where is that exactly?", "Mitch: Right here.", "Pacey: Here?", "Mitch: You should have been in summer school, Pacey.", "Pacey: That sounds like a terrible way to spend the summer.", "Mitch: Tell me something. Before you took off, did you happen to, oh, look at your report card?", "Pacey: I took off a couple of days after school let out.", "Mitch: Well, you know, had you looked, you might have noticed that you flunked Science, History, and English. 3 biggies, Pacey.", "Pacey: Well, that sucks.", "Mitch: Look, Pacey, I don't, uh, really know how to do this, exactly. I've had the distinct pleasure of watching you grow up. You certainly are one of the most endearing pests I've ever met. But I'm not your teacher, ok? I'm not your guidance counselor. I'm just a friend. So, help me out here, ok? I mean, cut the glibness and just listen to me for a second? You're in deep trouble here.", "Pacey: So what can I do about it?", "Mitch: You can take these classes over.", "Pacey: When?", "Mitch: Every day, after school.", "Pacey: Well, I was gonna get a job. I kind of need the money, you know?", "Mitch: No, I don't think you're understanding me, Pacey. You're gonna have to work your ass off this year.", "Pacey: And what if I can't do it?", "Mitch: No, you can. You just focus.", "Pacey: But what if I actually can't?", "Mitch: Well, then, come this may, you're gonna watch your friends graduate without you, start their lives without you. They'll be heading off for higher education, and you'll be gearing up for another year at Capeside high. How's that sound, Pacey?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: An old beach house. Gretchen is taking Pacey on a tour of the place.]", "Gretchen: What do you think?", "Pacey: I think I hate it.", "Gretchen: Well, I think it's charming.", "Pacey: Charming? It's like something out of better homes & crap.", "Gretchen: Ok, you see crap, I see potential.", "Pacey: Well, no, I see potential, too. I see the potential for rats to gnaw at our extremities while we sleep.", "Gretchen: It needs but a fresh coat of paint and a woman's touch.", "Pacey: Mm-hmm. And all we need to do is get the word out that the local crack den has shut down.", "Gretchen: Why are you being such a naysayer?", "Pacey: Because it becomes me.", "Gretchen: Ok, face facts, Pacey. We don't have a lot of money. So that killer condo that you had your eye on is pretty much out of the question. But this place, while lacking in many creature comforts, is totally within our budgetary limitations. And you know what that means?", "Pacey: Well, I'm guessing it means we get to split the utilities with the cockroaches.", "Gretchen: No. It means we are going to turn this place into a home, Pacey. I promise.", "Pacey: Yeah, and until then, we just have to get used to brushing our teeth with brown water.", "Gretchen: Ok, you seem to have a particularly nasty case of \"first day at school.\" Does senior status not bring you any joy whatsoever?", "Pacey: You know, it's funny you should mention that, 'cause it turns out, I'm not exactly a senior.", "Gretchen: Oh, yeah? Then what exactly are you?", "Pacey: Well, I'm screwed. I'm totally screwed.", "Gretchen: Ok, elaborate.", "Pacey: Well... It seems as though I managed to fail 3 classes last year. Yeah. 3. You know, so now I gotta retake those 3 classes and pass all of this year's classes if I wanna have any hope of graduating.", "Gretchen: Ok. Um... Ok, so you do it. You know, y-you work really hard this year, and you do it. It's not that big of a deal. What does Joey think? You haven't told her? Why?", "Pacey: Because Joey is smart, but Pacey is an idiot, and I'm trying not to make her any more aware of that fact than she already is.", "Gretchen: You are not an idiot, Pacey. And something tells me that Joey's feelings for you are not contingent on your GPA. Listen, I can stand here and tell you that everything's gonna be ok, but it's gonna sound a lot better coming from her. So tell her, ok?", "[Scene: Capeside Yacht Club. Joey is working very busily hoping from one table to another]", "Joey: [Clatter] Excuse me.", "Man: Excuse me? [She goes by one table and the man stops her.]", "Joey: May I help you?", "Man: That's up for debate actually.", "Joey: Well, as you can see I don't really have a lot of time for verbal Ping-Pong.", "Man: Half an hour ago, I dropped down on one knee and begged you for an iced tea and a club sandwich.", "Joey: You're right. I am so sorry.", "Man: Don't worry about it, I know how it is.", "Joey: Well, I doubt that.", "Man: Let me guess. The boyfriend bailed when the stick turned blue, leaving his rusted-out Camaro up on blocks on your lawn, forcing you to drop out of school and rely on your not-so-reliable alkie mom to watch the little carpet monkey while you wait tables on your high horse. None of which is my problem, hon. This is seriously going to cut into your gratuity. [Laughs] Oh, come on! Where's your sense of humor? I was kidding. Well, not kidding actually. More like, uh, conducting an experiment. My father, who is a world-class cretin, says stuff like that to the help all the time. And I always think, \"what an idiot!\" You know? I mean, they're just gonna go back in the kitchen and spit in his food. Or worse even.", "Joey: Fancy that. Would you excuse me while I go check on your order?", "Man: You would, wouldn't you?", "Joey: Would what?", "Man: Spit in my food.", "Joey: Or worse even.", "Man: [Chuckles] I knew it! You strike me as very much in touch with your dark side. Thank you for your candor.", "Joey: Oh, my pleasure.", "Man: First day on the job, huh?", "Joey: Yes.", "Man: And, uh, how much do you hate them already?", "Joey: Who?", "Man: The superficial snobs laying down huge sums for the privilege of frolicking in the presence of other members of their tribe. Creeps.", "Joey: Wow. Cue the violins. You know, nothing tugs the heartstrings like the anguished cry of a poor little rich boy. Would you sign, please?", "Man: Sure. [Signs the slip Owen Ross] Something wrong?", "Joey: Your order will be right up.", "[Scene: Dawson's Room. Dawson is sitting on his bed listening to a CD when his father comes into the room]", "[Music playing]", "Dawson: Hey.", "Mitch: Do I detect something vaguely of my generation?", "Dawson: Yeah. I've been giving that grateful dead album you and mom gave me a second chance. I don't get it. I still don't have the slightest inclination to drop acid or start using hemp products or incorporate anything remotely tie-dyed into my wardrobe.", "Mitch: Well, Dawson... The Dead were a phenomenon to be experienced live. Thousands of nomadic fans, the endless jams... That's never gonna come through those headphones.", "Dawson: Do you ever just get the feeling that you and mom are maybe a little cooler than I am?", "Mitch: It's a burden, but we cope.", "Dawson: [Chuckles] good to know.", "Mitch: I saw Pacey at school today.", "Dawson: Oh, yeah? Me, too.", "Mitch: I had to sit down with him about his schedule this year.", "Dawson: Uh-huh.", "Mitch: He's in trouble, Dawson.", "Dawson: And that concerns me how?", "Mitch: Well, look, I know that Pacey isn't your favorite person right now, but trust me, you're not always going to feel like that.", "Dawson: I don't know, dad. I can maybe see this one standing the test of time.", "Mitch: Hear me out. Pacey has gotten himself in some real academic trouble. Without the support of his friends, he might not graduate high school.", "Dawson: Well, what do you expect me to do about it?", "Mitch: I don't know. But I've always taken pride in the fact that my son is someone his friends can turn to when they need him.", "Dawson: Ok, dad, I... I realize this might seem a little hyper dramatic from the cool, calm perspective of an adult, but this is my world, ok? My life. My quote-unquote best friend pursued a relationship with a girl that I've loved in one way or another for as long as I can remember. And that hurts so much that sometimes I can't sit still. Now, I think I've done a pretty good job of trying to move forward, but that doesn't mean that Pacey gets to go on reaping the benefits of my friendship. All right? He's on his own. I can't help him.", "Mitch: Well, maybe you know someone who can.", "[Scene: Andie's Bedroom. Andie and Jack enter carrying some clothes. They put down the clothes and begin folding them.]", "Andie: You're kidding me. He wants to break up with her?", "Jack: Well, he said he wants to take a break.", "Andie: After all that? After doggedly pursuing her for an entire school year, after scores of grand romantic gestures, after behavior that clearly licensed professionals would call stalking, he wants to take a break?", "Jack: Yeah, well, look. He's at a new school, girls are flirting with him, and he's confused. Henry's a great guy but, you know, he's 16.", "Andie: Guys are maddening creatures.", "Jack: Heh! Tell me about it.", "Andie: So what did you tell him?", "Jack: I said I'd talk to her.", "Andie: Hmm, no. Jack, I don't think that's a good idea. In fact, it borders on the terrible.", "Jack: Why?", "Andie: Because whatever is between Jen and Henry is firmly and clearly between Jen and Henry. And besides, if a guy was gonna break up with me--god! I would hope that he would be big enough to do it on his own instead of sending an intermediary in.", "[Scene: The deck of the True Love. Joey and Pacey are sitting on the deck of the True Love, as it is in moorings, and eating a pizza.]", "Joey: So glad we could make reservations. You know, personally I find the food leaves a little something to be desired, but...Gotta love the atmosphere. [Song playing on radio] So, how was your day, honey?", "Pacey: Oh, it was just swell.", "Joey: I think you're just a little grumpy because we're not in the middle of the Atlantic anymore.", "Pacey: Hey, look, I could have this baby packed up and ready to go in about 15 minutes. You just gotta give me the word. I guarantee all this school stuff will still be here when we get back. Root beer?", "Joey: No Thanks. Our summer at sea was an exceptionally lovely then, but this is now. It's our senior year. Do you have any idea what that means?", "Pacey: Well, if I had a car I guess I could park it in the senior lot. That'd be pretty cool.", "Joey: Read my lips, Pace. One more year. Then no more classes, no more books", "Pacey: No more Dawson's dirty looks?", "Joey: Ahem. So what was that whole guidance counselor office thing about anyway?", "Pacey: You know what? Can we just for tonight pretend like we're one of those couples that can consume a meal in blissfully dysfunctional silence?", "Joey: Ok. [Pacey hands her some cheese] Thanks. Well, do you wanna hear about my new job?", "Pacey: [Mouth full] What new job?", "Joey: You're looking at Capeside yacht club's newest serving wench.", "Pacey: Congratulations.", "Joey: Don't sound too excited for me there, Pacey.", "Pacey: Well, I didn't know you were so fixated on getting a job.", "Joey: Well, yeah. I mean, you of all people should know how badly i need to make the extra money. I mean, without it, I'm doomed to roam the streets of Capeside for eternity, which is unacceptable. You know, I'm-- I'm not ending up some townie.", "Pacey: [Chuckles] When did you become a snob, Ms. Potter?", "Joey: What are you talking about?", "Pacey: Well, what's wrong with being a townie?", "Joey: Well, nothing", "Pacey: No, honestly. If someone lives in the same place their whole life, that somehow makes them a bad person?", "Joey: No of course not", "Pacey: what if I was to become a townie?", "Joey: You're not that kind of a person.", "Pacey: Whoa! I didn't ask what type of person I was, I said, what if I became a townie? Would that somehow make me less desirable to you? [Joey Sighs] Guess that's my answer.", "Joey: What's going on with you?", "Pacey: Nothing.", "Joey: So why are you trying to pick a fight with me all of a sudden?", "Pacey: I'm not trying to pick a fight with you.", "Joey: Yes, you are. I mean, something is going on with you, and you obviously don't want to talk about it, which is fine, ok? I understand that. But, I mean, please don't sit here and-- and try to pick some random fight with me just to make yourself feel better.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Dawson's Homeroom class. The teacher is taking attendance.]", "Teacher: Wagner?", "Girl: Here.", "Teacher: Wilson?", "Boy: Present.", "Teacher: Witter? Witter?", "[Dawson looks over at the empty desk near him]", "Teacher: Young?", "Girl: Here.", "[Scene: The Capeside Yacht Club. Joey goes up to Owen who is sitting on the dock and fills his glass of iced tea.]", "Joey: Can I get you anything else?", "Owen: Ok, weird girl, what gives?", "Joey: What do you mean?", "Owen: First of all, you haven't let my iced tea get past the halfway mark all afternoon, second, you've been smiling and hovering like some kind of mental patient, and worst of all, you totally dropped that whole snappy sarcasm thing you had working for you yesterday.", "Joey: I'm just trying to do my job.", "Owen: Yeah, well, at least yesterday you were entertaining. Today, you're just creeping me out. Hey, sit down for a second.", "Joey: Why?", "Owen: I want you to see something.", "Joey: What am I looking at?", "Owen: Ok, what do you see? [Points at a group of people.]", "Joey: A guy in a polo shirt trading stock tips with Mr. and Mrs. Dull. Normal?", "Owen: Pretty boring, huh?", "Joey: Sure.", "Owen: What if I told you that polo shirt guy has thrice weekly motel room meetings with Mrs. Dull Normal?", "Joey: Really?", "Owen: Mm-hmm.", "Joey: Does Mr. Dull Normal know?", "Owen: Of course not. He's too busy acting out his own mid-life crisis with the poor man's Pamela Anderson over there. [Points at a rather well endowed woman]", "Joey: Are those real?", "Owen: Hardly. Her silicon valley is the work of that gentleman over yonder, Capeside's own Dr. Liposuction, who is a creep of the highest degree. And that one? She is the worst of them all. Once upon a time, she was married to one of the beautiful people, this, uh, New York city rainmaker who-- well, as these things tend to go-- eventually traded her in for a younger model. Divorce followed quickly thereafter, which came as a real nasty shock to the system, because the poor gal got nice and used to the money. So, she packed up the kid and got herself a job where she could be around the fortune 500 set all day long. And now she's the next best thing... Rich by association.", "Joey: Wow. No wonder she's such a bitch. How do you know all this stuff?", "Owen: Hang around this place long enough, you absorb a lot of useless information. It's so funny. These people... All the money in the world and not an ounce of class.", "[Scene: The walkway along the shore. Jack is sitting there waiting when Jen comes up to him.]", "[Crickets chirping]", "Jen: What's happening, gorgeous?", "Jack: Hey.", "Jen: So, you rang, I ran. What's up?", "Jack: I don't know. Sit and talk to me.", "Jen: Here?!", "Jack: Yeah, why not?", "Jen: [Chuckles] It's just-- it's kinda romantic, don't you think? Jack, are you thinking about a crossover episode? Because if so, now's bad timing. I's a taken woman.", "Jack: Any word from Henry?", "Jen: No. No, but, you know, I was thinking about what you said the other day, and you're right. I'm just gonna give him some time, let him settle in, then we'll talk and things will be fine.", "Jack: Yeah. You know, let me ask you something. W-what if, uh, what if things went the other way?", "Jen: What other way?", "Jack: You know, what if you guys talked and things weren't fine?", "Jen: And why would that be?", "Jack: Well, I'm just saying, you know, have you thought about the possibility of things not working out?", "Jen: Where's this stuff coming from?", "Jack: Heh! No where. Forget it. I'm sorry, forget it. Tell you what, let's get some dinner. All right? Come on.", "Jen: Jack? Have you talked to henry?", "Jack: Yes.", "Jen: [Clears throat] All right, what the hell's going on?", "Jack: Look, I'm just worried about you, Jen.", "Jen: He asked you to talk to me, didn't he?", "Jack: [Sputters] no, n-no, he", "Jen: Jack, is Henry breaking up with me?", "Jack: I--I don't", "Jen: You know, he's lying to you, and you're lying to me.", "Jack: No, Jen, come on", "Jen: Just leave me alone.", "[Scene: Joey's house. Joey is inside when the doorbell rings.]", "Joey: [Doorbell rings] I got it!", "Dawson: Hey.", "Joey: Hey.", "Dawson: It's not too late, I hope.", "Joey: Oh, not at all, of course not. Come on in.", "Dawson: Ok. I--I wanted to return these.", "Joey: [Chuckles] You're kidding me, right?", "Dawson: No. No, I--I was going through my, uh, CD collection, trying to weed out some of the more embarrassing reminders of my callow youth, and I came across your counting crows collection.", "Joey: Dawson, you borrowed those, like, 3 years ago.", "Dawson: Yeah, I know. I apologize for my appalling lack of etiquette. Uh, um? Uh...No. I, uh... So I should go.", "Joey: Why?", "Dawson: Because it's none of my business.", "Joey: What is it?", "Dawson: Pacey.", "Joey: Ok, you're gonna have to start making some sense here, Dawson.", "Dawson: [Sighs] you know, just-- just talk to Pacey, ok?", "Joey: About?", "Dawson: About school. He's in trouble.", "Joey: What are you talking about?", "Dawson: Well, he didn't show up for school today. And if he's not careful, he's gonna flunk out. I can't for the life of me figure out why I should even care about this, but... I'm here, and if there's anyone who can help him out it's you, so", "Joey: Well, no offense, Dawson, but if Pacey was in such dire straits, don't you think I would know about it?", "Dawson: No, I don't.", "Joey: Why?", "Dawson: Don't you get it, Jo? When you love someone, you want her to be proud of you, you want her to think there's nothing in the world that you're incapable of. And the thought of disappointing her is-- it's crippling. Good night.", "[Scene: The Beach house Porch. Pacey is outside when Gretchen walks Joey out to join him.]", "Gretchen: There he is. Try not to bruise him.", "Pacey: Hey, there's my girl.", "Joey: Why weren't you in school today? Why are you suddenly in danger of flunking out? Why do I have to hear about it from Dawson? Why does Dawson know more about your life right now than I do, Pacey?", "Pacey: Well, because apparently Leery senior has a very big mouth. And, oh, how I bet junior loved being on the receiving end of that news.", "Joey: Can we just stick to the point, please?", "Pacey: No, honestly, I'm sure he loved hearing that, you know? Now he's salivating. The guy gets to swoop in on his soul mate with a big fat \"I told you so.\"", "Joey: Are you delusional? Dawson has zero to do with this, Pacey.", "Pacey: Yeah, sure.", "Joey: Do you have any idea how insulting it is to know that I come up last on your list of people to contact in case of an emergency?", "Pacey: Jo, this is not that big a deal, you know? I'm handling it.", "Joey: And how does cutting school translate into \"handling it,\" Pacey? Why does this even surprise me?", "Pacey: What exactly is that supposed to mean?", "Joey: Exactly what I said. This is how you deal with everything. You run away. You take the easy way out every time.", "Pacey: Well, I guess that's why I'm such a loser.", "Joey: You know, you're not a loser, Pacey. I didn't spend my summer with a loser, you know, building what I thought was an incredible foundation for a relationship. I thought that we were a great team. It turns out I guess I couldn't have been more wrong.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: The Beach House. Pacey is sleeping on the couch when Gretchen comes and wakes him up.]", "Gretchen: I want you to get up, take a shower, button up your best bowling shirt, and go and apologize to that girlfriend of yours.", "Pacey: Do you think maybe you could just leave me alone?", "Gretchen: Pacey, this girl is a keeper, and I cannot in good conscience allow you to blow it because you're scared.", "Pacey: What are you talking about? I'm not scared!", "Gretchen: Like a little girl.", "Pacey: Oh, what do you know?", "Gretchen: And if you're not careful, you are gonna sabotage this relationship before it has a chance to become something.", "Pacey: I'm gonna sabotage it, huh? Hmm. Methinks you've been watching a little too much Oprah.", "Gretchen: I am serious, Pacey.", "Pacey: Well, what do you expect? You know, I've had to listen in stereo all my life to my brother and my father telling me how stupid I am. How can I help not feeling like a moron sometimes?", "Gretchen: You're right, they're jerks. Both of them, you know. But get over it already. I mean, dad and Doug have so many problems between them you should just throw them a huge pity party. And they're not your problem.", "Pacey: Oh, please tell me, great oracle of Capeside, who is?", "Gretchen: Your problem is Dawson. Don't tell me you don't hear him. You know, whispering in your ear, telling you that you're not good enough. But he's just a ghost, Pace. She picked you, and now you have to deal with it.", "[Scene: The Capeside Yacht Club. Joey enters the room as Mrs. Valentine is going through some receipts]", "Joey: You wanted to see me?", "Mrs. Valentine: Have a seat, Ms. Potter. I was going over yesterday's receipts, and I noticed that a couple of them were signed by Owen Ross.", "Joey: Right.", "Mrs. Valentine: Thought you said you were a good friend of the family?", "Joey: I am.", "Mrs. Valentine: Well, if you're such a good friend, wouldn't you know he and his family are in Paris until after the first of the year?", "Joey: But that doesn't make any sense.", "Mrs. Valentine: No, it doesn't.", "Joey: Mrs. Valentine, he was here. I served him. He was very rude.", "Mrs. Valentine: Yeah. I'm not sure this is going to work out, Ms. Potter.", "[Owen Enters]", "Drue: Actually, mom, the Ross kid was here.", "Mrs. Valentine: Drue, honey, I'm right in the middle of something here.", "Drue: Gotcha, moms, but, uh, maybe you didn't hear what I said. Owen Ross... He, uh, was here. Saw him, own 2 eyes. And I saw Joey here waiting on him, and I think you might want to commend her for the way she handled him because that guy, he can be real high maintenance.", "[Scene: Outside on the docks. Drue is cleaning a boat as Joey comes up to him, she is angry.]", "Joey: What just happened in there?", "Drue: Hey, could you watch your tone, please? I think I just saved your job.", "Joey: Who the hell are you?", "Drue: Drue. Drue Valentine.", "Joey: Mrs. Valentine... That's your mom?", "Drue: Hey, you pick up quick.", "Joey: But you said all that horrible stuff about her.", "Drue: Which doesn't make it any less true.", "Joey: You lied to me.", "Drue: Correction. I was playing with you.", "Joey: Why?", "Drue: It was fun. My mom told me about the new girl, the one who was a friend of the Rosses. I took one look at you and knew that you lied your way into the job. Which I totally dig about you, by the way.", "Joey: [Sighs] you're a freak.", "Drue: Ok, all right, so I'm not who I said I was. Big deal. I'm actually a lot more fun.", "[Scene: The Dawson Pier. Jen and Dawson are on the end of it talking to each other. Dawson is trying to console Jen.]", "Dawson: It's ok to be hurt, Jen.", "Jen: I'm not hurt, Dawson. It's just that only real boyfriend that I ever had enlisted the help of my best friend to dump me, and... You know, I'm-- and I'm just angry.", "Dawson: Take it from somebody who spent the better part of last spring angry at the world. [Sighs] It's not worth it. I mean, it might numb the pain a little bit, but it's basically just a distraction. [Exhales deeply] I don't know. Point is, if you do it right, Jen, loving someone's gonna hurt. And the sooner you let yourself feel that, the sooner you'll be able to love again.", "Jen: Dawson, I really don't need one of your sappy self-help seminars right now.", "Dawson: Just trying to repay a favor. Oh, what? You've been sage to my simpleton more times than I care to count.", "Jen: God, why didn't just you throw me into oncoming traffic?", "Dawson: You know, because you helped me through the worst of times. I've really learned a lot from you, Jen.", "Jen: Really? Like how to downward spiral your way into adulthood?", "Dawson: [Laughing] No! No, you didn't. You're the one who taught me that love can suck. Things change, passions fade, partners come and go. But that through it all, one thing remains sacred, and that's friendship. And it's true because... I mean... God, without you guys this summer, this would have been a huge black hole of depression for me.", "Jen: Do you have to be so damned earnest? It's disgusting really. I mean, it makes me wanna drown you in the creek.", "Dawson: Oh, it's part of my charm. Funny thing about friends. Sometimes they bring you the worst of news, but it's always with the best of intentions.", "[As they walk off the pier, Jack comes up to join them.]", "Dawson: Jack.", "Jack: Hey.", "Dawson: Thank god. Take her off my hands for a while?", "Jack: Sure.", "Dawson: I'll see you around.", "[He leave them alone.]", "Jack: Hey.", "Jen: [Laughs] All right, I--I think I owe you a fairly huge apology.", "Jack: Ok, that was supposed to be my line.", "Jen: You're sorry, I'm sorry, somebody's always sorry. I mean, relationships are just one big sorry after another, culminating in a big final messy sorry.", "Jack: Sounds like someone's drowning herself in an economy-sized vat of self-pity.", "Jen: Come on, Jack. Aren't the recently dumped allowed to wallow just a bit?", "Jack: I'm really sorry, Jen.", "Jen: Me, too. I'm... Sorry for killing the messenger. I just didn't need you to be the one to give me the bad news. I needed you to be my shoulder.", "Jack: Come here. Better late than never?", "[Scene: The docks. Joey is sitting on a box when Pacey comes up to join her.]", "Pacey: Hey, there's my girl. You're not liking me so much right now, are you?", "Joey: Not so much, no.", "Pacey: So, you know, I'm talking to my sister, and she says to me, \"that's actually not such a bad idea to discuss your problems with your girlfriend.\"", "Joey: Nice to know someone in the Witter family can boast a brain cell or two.", "Pacey: You're not gonna make this easy on me, are you? Ok. So where do I start?", "Joey: Wherever you want.", "Pacey: Well, I should probably just start first by saying that you, Josephine potter, have just wrecked me. In the best possible way, you have absolutely wrecked me. Because, you see, I fell in love with you knowing that there was never any possibility of being with you, knowing full well that a sizeable chunk of your heart would... Always be wrapped up in our friend Dawson. And that much was actually ok with me, right up until the point that you chose me. [Sighs] 'cause then you just turned everything on its head. Then I got everything that I wanted, and from that day forward I've just been a wreck.", "Joey: Why?", "Pacey: Because... Now all I can do is just wait for the other shoe to drop. You know, just wait for you to realize what a big mistake you've made. Wait for you to realize that I'm just gonna be a big disappointment. And just wait for you to realize that-- that Dawson is the guy that you want to be with.", "Joey: Pacey, what does Dawson have to do with you screwing up at school?", "Pacey: Well, nothing and everything. Dawson leery would... Never have screwed up like I did, Jo. It just wouldn't have happened.", "Joey: You know that. You're right. Do you know what else Dawson would never do? He would never inspire me to run away with him for the summer. It just wouldn't happen, and you know that. We had a magic summer, Pacey. I mean, we shared something that I'm gonna remember for the rest of my life. I mean, don't you see? We're creating our own history here. A history that has nothing to do with Dawson.", "Pacey: That's a nice way of looking at it.", "Joey: Yeah. But, you know, this is-- this is where it gets rough. What do you mean? We spent 3 months on the sea, but... We didn't even come close to weathering the storm. We ran away. We made our own reality and... It was so wonderful-- but it couldn't last forever. Nor should it. Heh. Pacey, a relationship isn't about a romantic 3-month cruise. It's gonna be the details that define us. You know, like... The moments.", "Pacey: Ok. Joey...I am... Really scared. Um... I think that I screwed up and I'm gonna flunk out of high school. [Exhales deeply] so I need your help um...Really badly.", "Joey: That's all you needed to say, pace.", "Pacey: Heh! Oh, easy for you to say.", "Joey: Oh, but, whatever it takes, we're gonna fix it. You know, I mean, everything's gonna be ok.", "Pacey: How can you be sure?", "Joey: I'm not going anywhere without you.", "Pacey: Looking for special things inside of me inside of me inside of me inside of me Potter?", "Joey: Yeah?", "Pacey: How come you're so much smarter than I am?", "Joey: I'm not that much smarter, pace. You just happen to be a little emotionally retarded.", "Pacey: Is that it?", "Joey: Yeah!", "Pacey: Oh, that's such a load off my mind. [Laughs] let's go make out some more.", "Joey: Sounds romantic.", "Pacey: Well, you're far too cynical for my romantic overtures.", "Joey: Doesn't mean you don't earn points for trying.", "Pacey: Oh, come on. You love me.", "Joey: And you bug me.", "Pacey: [Chuckles]" ]	Dawson's Creek	04x02	Falling Down	bunniefuu
Dawson_s_Creek_04x04.json	[ "Everybody starts to think about their future, and their higher education options. Joey is concerned about Pacey not having grades good enough to get into college and gets drunk to forget her worries. Drue makes everybody think it is Jen's birthday so he can have a party to get to know more people. Andie takes over Jack's applications and drives him crazy with her obsessive behavior. Gretchen applies for a job as bartender at the Leery's restaurant and appears reluctant to admit her reason for not going back to college." ]	[ "[Scene: Joey's Bedroom. Joey and Pacey are there doing some homework. Pacey is sitting in a chair and Joey is at her desk. ]", "Pacey: I'm bored.", "Joey: Good.", "Pacey: Good? Mm-mmm. I thought you were supposed to be concerned about me in light of the recent tragedy I've suffered.", "Joey: Pacey, it's precisely because of the recent tragedy you suffered that you could use a little boredom. Now keep reading.", "Pacey: I'm serious here, Jo. What's the point of reading a book about the future when the future in the book is already the past?", "Joey: Everybody's future eventually becomes the past, Pacey.", "Pacey: Yeah, but 1984? Big whoop. It happened. It's over. It was no big deal.", "Joey: And how would you know? You were in diapers at the time.", "Pacey: Vh1 behind the music, thank you very much. The point is, these people in the fifties, they spend their whole lives worrying about what the future's gonna be like, and when it gets here, turns out it's ok. Except for that whole boy George thing, but who could have predicted that, huh? What's this stuff?", "Joey: Oh, nothing. It's just junk mail.", "Pacey: Junk mail?", "Joey: It's just college mail that came over the summer.", "Pacey: You get junk mail from Princeton university?", "Joey: It doesn't mean anything. It comes from everywhere. I mean, like for instance, like I'm gonna go to St. Olaf college? Or, uh, university of Hawaii. Or, uh, Valparaiso university. Where is that? It's like in brazil or something.", "Pacey: But you are gonna go somewhere?", "Joey: Well, not right this second. I mean, it's early yet anyway, I mean, you know, maybe I'll just... Maybe I'll just go to one of those fictional colleges. You know, like on those lame high school TV shows that go on for way too long. And then, just in time to save the franchise, all of the sudden it turns out that there's this amazing world class college that's right around the corner where all the principal characters are accepted. Just to be safe, we should probably start the application process.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: The college advisors office. There is a montage of scenes with the various cast members meeting with the advisor.]", "Advisor: To make a fresh start today you wanna go to college?", "Jack: Well, I did, until I realized how many little forms I was gonna have to fill out. But I--I--I--I intend to get started, I--I do. I've just been really busy with... Football. I know it's not gonna help me get into college. But I did start this thing, and I don't wanna quit until it's... Done.", "Andie: I am so glad that I did this early action thing. Oh, it's just like this giant weight has been...", "Joey: Placed firmly around my neck, I mean, it's a big decision. And it's not like I can afford to apply to a zillion places.", "Dawson: Everyone just assumes I'm going to film school.", "Advisor: And you're not?", "Dawson: Well, I'm not ruling anything out. I mean, maybe I will, and maybe I won't.", "Pacey: If the aptitude test says I'm well-suited for a career in law enforcement, it's obviously in some serious need of retooling. You haven't been talking to my brother, have you?", "Jack: Ha ha ha! She said what?", "Advisor: Your sister tells me you're not quite as far along in the college application process as you could be.", "Jack: Do you know my sister?", "Andie: Are you sure there's nothing else I should be doing at this point? I mean couldn't we call or something?", "Pacey: How can anybody be sure where they want to spend the next 4 years of their life? And I'm so sick of answering these lame questions like... Where do I see myself in 5 years? Just wish me luck, lady. I'll probably still be here.", "Joey: I'm actually the first person in my family to even apply to college.", "Advisor: That can work to your advantage. Elite schools are generally looking for people with diverse backgrounds. You're at the top of your class, Joey.", "Joey: The top top?", "Advisor: Number 4, and your board scores are phenomenal. I think that you should be able to get into practically anyplace in the country.", "Joey: And this must be where the \"but\" comes in.", "Advisor: Well, the Ivys, Georgetown, duke, Stanford, I mean, these schools accept only a miniscule amount of the people that apply. And hardly anybody ever gets a free ride. So you're telling me I've set my sights too high? It's a crapshoot. Now, do I think that you're smart and talented enough to be one of those people that gets in? Yes. Do I think that you should prepare yourself for the possibility that you might not be one of those people? That couldn't hurt.", "[Scene: The sidewalk outside of school. Jen is walking to school when Drue comes running up to her.]", "Drue: Jenny! Jenny! What, you no longer answer to jenny?", "Jen: Not since I left the 212 area code.", "Drue: Not so fast. Can I walk you home? Carry your books? Buy you a soda at the malt shop? That's what people do for fun around here in Pleasantville, right?", "Jen: Drue, I'm going to say this in the nicest way possible--go away.", "Drue: If I didn't know better, I'd think maybe you weren't exactly happy to see me.", "Jen: No! Really?", "Drue: Here I am, your old chum from the big city cast adrift in a one-horse town with no decent Chinese food, and you don't roll out the red carpet, you don't sit with me at lunch, you don't introduce me to your friends.", "Jen: Well, that's because you already seem to know my friends. They knew that you were here before I did, and they didn't warn me. I wonder why that is, huh?", "Drue: Ok. Busted. I didn't tell them I knew you. I wanted to lay low, soak up some secondhand impressions of Jen Lindley, version 2.0. So, what do you say? You and me, one milkshake, 2 straws. Catch up on old times. I've missed you these past 2 years.", "Jen: No, you didn't. You didn't miss me. You missed my idiotic willingness to try out any and all illegal substances that you happened to purchase in Washington square park. Remember?", "Drue: Hey, come on. Not all that ecstasy turned out to be sinus headache medication. You make it sound like we never had any fun.", "Jen: Drue, the kind of fun that we had, I don't have anymore. So I don't know what you're hoping to gain by this little trip down memory lane, but it won't get you anywhere.", "Drue: Hey, it's not that I don't dig this whole hip-to-be-square thing you got going on, because I do. I just think we should hang out.", "Jen: Hang out?", "Drue: That's all. So what do you say?", "Jen: No way. Not ever. Never gonna happen.", "[Scene: The Leery Fish House. Gretchen is sitting at the bar filling out some forms, when Dawson comes in to the restaurant.]", "Gretchen: Uh, they're closed.", "Dawson: Uh, it's ok. I know the owner.", "Gretchen: Oh, hey. Your mom's in the back. Some fish-related crisis.", "Dawson: That's the only kind there is around here. So are you staking out a seat for the early-bird special or what?", "Gretchen: No. Interviewing for a job.", "Dawson: The bartending job?", "Gretchen: Hey, I may not be coyote ugly material, but I can make a seven & seven with the best of them.", "Dawson: I...Believe you. So, uh, how's it going, the interview?", "Gretchen: Ok, I guess. Or at least I hope so. I really need this job. I was tending bar all summer up in Provincetown. And now that the tourists are gone, bye-bye, job.", "Gale: Hey, sorry about that. Tonight's special just changed from red snapper to Ahi tuna. Hi, honey. You know, Gretchen, everything certainly looks great on paper, but I do have one more question. What are your plans for school?", "Gretchen: School?", "Gale: College. Are you going back any time soon? Because I was really hoping to find somebody who was willing to stick around for a while.", "Gretchen: No, I, um, I'm on break, you know, indefinitely.", "Gale: Is there a reason for that?", "Gretchen: Not a very interesting one.", "Dawson: So, mom, you want me to, uh, set tables or what?", "Gale: Uh, yeah, honey, it is getting late. Um, you know what, Gretchen? Instant decision time here. Can you start tomorrow?", "Gretchen: Yes. Tomorrow, today, yesterday.", "Gale: That's great.", "[Scene: The Football Field. Jack is practicing with the team, as Mitch watches over them. Andie comes walking up to join them.]", "Mitch: Whenever you're ready. Gentlemen. [Blows whistle]", "Jack: hey, what's up?", "Andie: You are not going to believe what happened.", "Jack: Something good, something bad, what?", "Andie: Something good. Ok, you know Miss Watson, the college advisor? She actually called Harvard for me.", "Jack: And?", "Andie: And the woman she spoke to not only said that everything looked good, but she remembered my essay. My essay! Out of thousands! Mine!", "Jack: That's great, Andie.", "Mitch: McPhee! Break's over. Let's go.", "Jack: Duty calls.", "Andie: Ok. Go, team!", "[Jack goes back to practice, and runs out to catch passes on several plays.]", "Mitch: [Blows whistle]", "[Jack goes diving for a catch and lands on his shoulder wrong dislocating it.]", "[Scene: The school hallway. Jack and Andie are walking in the hallway, and Jack has a Sling on his arm.]", "Jack: Yeow! Oh, ow! I got it, I got it.", "Andie: Got it?", "Jack: Ok, oh!", "Andie: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry.", "Jen: Jack, jack, that--that looks a lot worse than what you led me to believe.", "Dawson: Yeah. My dad said you weren't even gonna be in school today.", "Jack: It's fine. It's nothing. The worst part about it was the sound that it made when they popped it back in.", "Andie: Oh, it was so gross. You guys, er does not prepare you for that kind of stuff.", "Guy: Hey, McPhee. Sorry about the shoulder.", "Jack: Oh. Yeah. Thanks.", "Dawson: Anything else we can help you with?", "Guy: Yeah. A bunch of us were just kinda wondering if the party was still on.", "Dawson: What party?", "Guy: Was it like a surprise or something?", "Jen: Is what a surprise?", "Guy: The birthday party.", "Guy2: Hey, Lindley. Happy birthday. Party tonight, dude?", "Guy3: You know it, dude.", "Andie: Ok, Jen. You did not tell me it was your birthday. Happy birthday!", "Jen: No, no, no, no. It's not.", "Jack: Yeah, it's not. Her birthday's in may.", "Dawson: So it's not your birthday, and yet people who call each other dude seem to be attending your birthday party. You might want to look into that.", "Jen: Yeah. Ha ha.", "[Scene: Outside the Potter B&B. Bessie is sitting on a bench when Joey comes up to join her.]", "Joey: Can I ask you a question? What does it mean when you dream that your teeth are slowly receding back into your head and the world's leading experts are powerless to stop it?", "Bessie: It means you shouldn't stay up all night stressing about college. You'll get in some place great, they'll give you tons of financial aid, and everything will be perfect.", "Joey: Yeah, that's what I thought, too, until yesterday.", "Bessie: What happened yesterday?", "Joey: [Sighs] I had a meeting with a new college advisor.", "Bessie: So?", "Joey: I'm fourth.", "Bessie: Fourth? Four--fourth in your class? [Gasps] Joey, that's amazing.", "Joey: Yeah. It's amazing, but... [Sighs] Bessie, all of the places that I thought I wanted to apply to, they're looking for people who are number 4, and they're, you know, concert violinists, or they won the Westinghouse science prize, or they're legacies like Andie. I mean... Maybe I shouldn't even bother, I mean... I--I'd probably just be wasting the application fees.", "Bessie: Your defeatist attitude has got to go. What does Pacey say?", "Joey: Pacey's barely gonna graduate. I can't exactly cry on his shoulder about my tragic lack of extracurricular activities. If I tell Pacey how stressed I am, he's just gonna think that I'm this pathetic, whiny crybaby, you know?", "Bessie: Look, going to one of these schools could open up opportunities you've always dreamed about, right?", "Joey: Yes.", "Bessie: So your dreams are your dreams, Joey. You can't apologize for them. Just talk to him. You'll probably find out they're his dreams, too.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: The school hallway. Drue is walking in it, when Jen comes angrily up to him.]", "Jen: Unacceptable.", "Drue: Excuse me?", "Jen: You throwing me a birthday party. Unacceptable.", "Drue: So you found out about that.", "Jen: Yeah, well, how could I not? I spent the entire morning fielding birthday wishes from complete strangers. My French class sang to me in French.", "Drue: Oh, bummer. Hey, palmer.", "Palmer: Hey, Drue.", "Drue: Jason, I'll see you there, right, dude?", "Jason: Oh, yeah. You know it, man. Excellent.", "Drue: Isn't this great? Yesterday, I didn't even know that guy from a hole in the wall. Today, paesans. I'm telling you, this party's really been a great way for me to get to know people.", "Jen: Good, but the fact that it's not my birthday, that--that puts no damper on the festivities, huh?", "Drue: I like to think of tonight as an omnibus retroactive birthday celebration, you know? It covers all those parties we missed when we were apart, plus I'm doing a public service. We need to get you out of this funk you've been in since phantom freshman dumped you.", "Jen: Ok, first of all, he didn't dump me. I dumped him.", "Drue: Technicality.", "Jen: Second, this isn't a funk. It's my personality. Harsh. Third, it's not my birthday.", "Drue: Another technicality. Look, I want to let you in on a little secret, ok? Something the old Jen Lindley used to know. People are sheep. They need a reason to celebrate, ok, and that's where I come in. I give them something to celebrate. You.", "Jen: Answer me one thing: Why on earth would I actually attend this little shindig?", "Drue: Well, you can't miss your own birthday.", "Jen: But it's not my birthday.", "Drue: I know, I know, but everyone here thinks it's your birthday, so work with me, ok? If it's your birthday and you don't show up, I guess that makes you sort of a stuck-up.", "Jen: You know what? Don't say it, Drue. I'd hate for endangered turtles to die while they're dragging the creek for your body.", "Drue: Mmm. Starts at 8:00, dress is casual, but, uh, not that casual. You might want to go home first. Spiff yourself up a little, ok? See you later.", "[Scene: A sidewalk in Capeside's shopping district. Jack and Andie are walking along the sidewalk talking to each other. Jack is in considerable pain.]", "Andie: You know, Jack, things aren't as bad as you think they are. In fact, this whole injury could be a really good thing.", "Jack: Oh, yeah. Let me guess. It'll give me more time to work on my applications?", "Andie: Exactly, 'cause you don't want to get behind. Not like you already aren't.", "Jack: [Sighs] look, Andie, I am in some serious pain here. Can you just lay off the lectures for a little bit, just until I get some pills in me?", "Andie: Sure thing.", "Jack: Thanks.", "Andie: Although... You might want to consider that this whole experience could make a really great essay topic.", "Jack: Yeah. Yeah, that's good. I'm gonna get working on that as soon as I get home. Are we done with this little shopping excursion of ours?", "Andie: Almost. I just want to go in the bookstore and get a present for Jen for her birthday.", "Jack: [Sighs] you know it's not actually her birthday?", "Andie: I know. It just seems kind of rude to show up empty-handed.", "[Scene: The Leery Fish House. Dawson and Gale are sitting at a table eating and talking to each other.]", "Dawson: Mm-hmm. I am never eating a home-cooked meal again, am I?", "Gale: Yeah. Looks like you're stuck yet again with 4-star gourmet cuisine.", "Dawson: So, uh, Gretchen seems to be working out.", "Gale: Uh, yeah, so far. I just wish I knew that she was gonna be around for more than a few months. Now, why would this incredibly beautiful and bright and talented young woman who could be off at college furthering her education choose to be back in Capeside tending bar?", "Dawson: Because maybe college isn't the be-all and end-all that parents make it out to be. You know, I mean, maybe once you get past the rhetoric of all these great books that nobody reads, college is basically just a holding pen for 18- to 22-year-olds. Like one of those airports that everybody has to stop at on their way to someplace else? Kind of like prison with a better meal plan.", "Gale: Please tell me you're saying these things for the adolescent thrill of getting a rise out of your mother.", "Dawson: It's true, mom. Most people aren't in college to learn. They're there to kill brain cells and co-mingle with the opposite s*x.", "Gale: Well, not that I'm complaining, but how did I end up with the only 17-year-old in the country who thinks that sounds like a bad idea?", "Dawson: Well, I'm not opposed to those things. I'm just saying I think the whole idea of higher education is a little bit of a misnomer. You know, I think people should call things what they are.", "Gale: Like when people are running away from their problems, they should admit they're running away from their problems?", "Dawson: Are we talking about somebody I know?", "Gale: Well, honey, your father and I couldn't help but notice that all of the college applications arriving in the mailbox seem to be coming from zip codes more than 1,000 miles away.", "Dawson: Right, and you and dad never suspected that your movie-obsessed son might want to go to school in California?", "Gale: Well, honey, we don't have a problem if you want to go to California or new Mexico or Alaska if that's what you really want. We just don't want you to make a decision that's gonna affect the rest of your life based on the wrong criteria.", "Dawson: [Sighs] like?", "Gale: Like the desire to put an entire continent between you and a certain girl we both know?", "[Scene: Pacey's House. Joey and Pacey are there talking to one another.]", "Joey: If I tell you what's bothering me, will you promise not to laugh at me or tell me I'm insane or insist that I should just get over myself?", "Pacey: I think I can probably do that, yeah.", "Joey: [Sighs] I found out yesterday that I'm fourth. My class rank. I'm fourth.", "Pacey: [Laughs] that's your problem? That's not a problem. If anything, that's a reason to quit studying.", "Joey: I don't even know why I bother. I knew you wouldn't understand.", "Pacey: Ok, I'm sorry. That was bad. Can we try that again? Yeah? But this time, you've gotta cut out all that stuff about being number 4, 'cause I know that can't possibly be the reason you're so bothered.", "Joey: Well, no, it's... It's just that I always thought that if I did well in school, that these doors would open for me, you know, and--and maybe I was just being naive. Maybe I've just set these goals that are really unrealistic, and you know, certain people get into certain places because of who their parents are, how-- you're not even listening.", "Pacey: Uh, no, I was listening. Look, we should just all have your problems, you know? You're sitting here as a girl with one of the brightest futures on the face of the planet, talking to a guy who's not gonna get into any school where they don't give him his own tools.", "Joey: Put your shoes on. Let's go out.", "Pacey: Out? We can't go out.", "Joey: Yeah.", "Pacey: You know, just when this conversation starts to get emotionally complex, you want to bail. Who's the guy in this relationship?", "Joey: You are, and as the guy, you have a choice. You can either stay here and prove how sensitive you aren't, or we can go to Jen's un-birthday party.", "Pacey: Right. I'll get my shoes.", "[Scene: The Party. There is a large house that the party is being thrown at, with 50 or so people throughout it partying. Jen and Dawson arrive, and start looking around.]", "[All screaming, laughing]", "Jen: ooh. Look at that. There he is, our host. You know, on a good day, he'll ruin your chances of getting into the college of your choice, convince you he's the sausage king of Chicago, and wreck your father's car, but somehow, you'll end up thanking him.", "Dawson: Can I ask the inevitable question?", "Jen: Was he my boyfriend? No. Was he an indiscretion? Yes.", "Dawson: Ah.", "Jen: But to be quite honest, I'm not quite sure what he remembers. We were both chemically altered at the time. I don't think I need to go any further than that.", "[Cut to the Punch bowl. Drue is serving drinks, when Joey and Pacey come up to him.]", "Pacey: It's exciting. Can't get enough.", "Drue: Witter. I knew you couldn't resist a party. I see you've brought the prim reaper.", "Joey: We came for your immortal soul. That is, if you got one. Actually, I'd just like a drink.", "Drue: Mm-hmm. Here's one for you and for you.", "Pacey: Thanks. Oh, no, no, no. I don't think so. It is a proven fact that you, madam, cannot hold your alcohol.", "Joey: So let me get this straight. You can drink at parties and I can't?", "Pacey: Yes, because as you so rightly pointed out, I am a guy, and if I'm going to get in trouble for being a guy, I think I should at least get to act like one every once in a while... You know, with your advance permission and approval. Of course, I wouldn't, you know, do it without asking first.", "Joey: That's fine.", "Pacey: That's fine?", "Joey: Yeah. We'll both be guys tonight. Cheers.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Jen's Birthday Party. Jen finally comes up to confront Drue.]", "Jen: Drue.", "Drue: So, the guest of honor finally decides to honor me with her presence.", "Jen: Mmm. Unavoidable. Listen, I'm working on a little theory. This isn't your house, is it?", "Drue: [Gasps] I'm shocked. Here I welcome you and 65 of your closest friends into my home, and this is how you repay me, by, uh, accusing me of what exactly? Misrepresenting my place of residence? What could I possibly gain by such a tactic?", "Jen: Well, plausible deniability. I know what you're doing. See, if you throw a wild, raucous party at your own house, chances are you will get caught. But if you throw the same party at some stranger's summer house, there's nothing to link you to the scene of the crime, and voila-- plausible deniability.", "Drue: Hey, you know, that's a pretty sophisticated theory you got going on there.", "Jen: Well, I'm a pretty sophisticated kind of girl. Yeah. Oh, and I almost forgot the best part. The thing that really elevates this whole \"happy birthday, Jen\" thing from a mildly amusing runner to a potentially ingenious little plot twist.", "Drue: Uh, and that would be?", "Jen: Should the cops happen to show up and ask who's responsible for this mess, all the drunken masses are gonna remember is that it was Jen Lindley's birthday party.", "Drue: So it's just absolutely impossible that my intentions are pure, that all I wanted tonight was for you to have a good time.", "Jen: [Sighs] well, I wouldn't say that it's absolutely impossible, but I'd put the chances somewhere around 3%.", "Drue: [Laughs] you know what? I have a theory about your theory. I think the first half is right. I think this isn't my house. Because maybe my house isn't the type of house that would impress anyone in this town, least of all, you. Maybe my house isn't even a house.", "Jen: And what's this, some sort of riddle?", "Drue: Mmm. The party calls. See you later, birthday girl.", "[Cut to Dawson and Joey sitting in the party talking to one another. Joey is really starting to get drunk.]", "Dawson: So, uh, number 4 with a bullet, huh?", "Joey: How do you know that, Dawson?", "Dawson: Kenny Reiling and friends have already established a betting pool.", "Joey: [Sighs] kind of pathetic, isn't it? I mean, 12 years of being a total control freak about school, practically giving myself an ulcer hunting snails and building balsa wood bridges for extra credit, and where does that get me? Fourth.", "Dawson: Joey, fourth is amazing. I mean, the race isn't even over yet. That what you're doing tonight? Celebrating?", "Joey: [Laughs] yeah. The future. Whoopee!", "Dawson: Joey, everything's working out exactly the way you always wanted. Between your grades and your sat scores, you can go anywhere.", "Joey: Not you, too, Dawson. I mean, can't 2 people sit down and make small talk without the subject of college coming up? I mean, isn't that possible? I mean, what's next? Are you gonna ask me, uh, where I see myself in 5 years?", "Dawson: I don't have to. Aren't you the same girl who wanted to be an anthropologist or an oceanographer?", "Joey: [Laughs] yeah. Dawson, do you have any idea how much money anthropologists make? And besides, I was just saying that to get your goat. I mean, your buttons are so easy to push. Well, were so easy.", "Dawson: So you never really had any desire to do great and heroic things with your life? See faraway places, uncover lost civilizations. When it comes right down to it, you'd be just as happy hanging around here in Capeside?", "Joey: I didn't say that. Don't put words in my mouth.", "Dawson: I'm just trying to figure out why someone who's about to reap the benefits of something she's worked for her entire life, she's trying to drown herself in some 80-proof fruit punch.", "Joey: Look, don't do this, Dawson.", "Dawson: Ok. Cheers.", "[Cut to Drue sitting at a table getting ready to play some cards, when Pacey comes walking up looking around for Joey.]", "Drue: Ok, that looks good. Poker time, gentlemen. Who's playing? Hey, how about you, Witter? You up for a little game of cards, or, uh, you have to ask permission from the old ball and chain?", "Pacey: Yeah, I'd be happy to just find the old ball and chain right now.", "Drue: Uh, yeah, I think I saw her talking to Dawson. Oh, no, wait. That's wrong. She took a walk with the birthday girl, which is why you should stay here and play cards with us. So, what do you say? 5-card draw. You in or out?", "Pacey: Well, it's your money.", "[Cut to the outside docks. Joey and Jen are walking on them and come to a stop at the end.]", "Jen: All right, Joey. I think that we've walked far enough. Now, what did you need to tell me? Is here good?", "Joey: Yes, here is good. Good, because I... Would like to make a toast. All the love and happiness in the world to my friend, Jen Lindley, on her birthday.", "Jen: Well, thank you very much, Joey, but, um... You do know it's--it's really not my birthday.", "Joey: That's all right. [Laughs] I mean, we're not really friends. [Both laugh] I'm just kidding. I'm kidding, I'm--I'm kidding. We are. I think we are. Do you think we are? I can't really even pinpoint exactly when we became friends--", "Jen: you know what, Joey? Let's not delve too far into it, 'cause then we'll just remember why we're supposed to hate each other.", "Joey: I don't hate you.", "Jen: Oh", "Joey: I love you.", "Jen: [Laughs] I know", "Joey: I do.", "Jen: No, Joey, Joey, you love everybody tonight. Joey, let me ask you something. Mmm? Do you think that you can summon up enough brain power to answer one little question?", "Joey: Is it about our future?", "Jen: No. No, it's purely about the present.", "Joey: Shoot.", "Jen: Do you happen to know where Drue lives?", "Joey: Ding, ding, ding. I do know the answer to that one. Drue lives in an apartment at the yacht club with his mother.", "Jen: Ok, and what--what about his father?", "Joey: Taos, new Mexico, I think. I guess he ran off with some new age chippie. Nice, huh? Left them high and dry.", "[Cut to Jack and Andie inside sitting on a couch talking to each other.]", "Jack: \"You, too, can get into the college of your choice.\" Please tell me that's a private joke between the two of you.", "Andie: It's not a joke. It's a very helpful book.", "Jack: Maybe so, but as a birthday present or an un-birthday present, it pretty much sucks.", "Andie: Ok, what's your problem?", "Jack: My problem is that... Not everyone wants to spend every waking moment of life thinking about college, and some of us want to actually enjoy the remainder of our senior year, Andie.", "Andie: And I don't?", "Jack: No, you don't, 'cause ever since you finished your applications, all you've been doing is getting on my case about mine, Andie. Look, don't get me wrong, ok? I'm--I'm happy for you. I'm glad that everything's going so well, and you've got everything... Under control... But I don't need you to control my life... And you certainly don't need to branch out into Jen's.", "Andie: Oh, so you want me to just stand there and watch as you back yourself into a corner and totally ruin your entire future?", "Jack: Andie, it is not my future that I'm concerned about at the moment, it's the present. Look, 24 hours ago, my senior year officially began to suck. The only thing I was looking forward to this year, the only reason I fit into this damn high school was 'cause of football. I don't even have that anymore. So can we please just forget about the future for now? Just for tonight? Ok?", "[Cut to Joey and Jen. Andie comes up to join them.]", "Andie: Oh, there you guys are. I've been looking all over for you.", "Joey: Well, except here, 'cause if you would have looked here, you would have found us, 'cause this, Andie, is where we are.", "Jen: [Whispering] ignore her. So, where's jack?", "Andie: He's avoiding me. Am I too controlling?", "Both: Yes.", "Andie: Thanks for the vote of confidence.", "Joey: Andie, it's not a judgment. Some people like salad dressing on the salad, and some people like it on the side.", "Andie: Ok. Well, you know, it's just I want everyone that I know to be able to live up to his or her potential.", "Joey: Well, I have great potential as a waitress.", "Jen: [Laughs] that's great, Joey. What do you say that we get out of here, all right? I've got somebody that I owe an apology to.", "Joey: No, no, no. Stay here. Before anyone leaves this spot, we have a very important question to answer. Where do we really see ourselves in 5 years? And not the version that you answer to your college advisor. Come on.", "Jen: All right. Um, I plan to be starting work on my master's thesis, \"are men necessary?\"", "[All laugh]", "Andie: and I guess I'll be in P.R. 'Cause I mean, that's all I've really ever been good at in life is painting a happy face on disaster.", "Jen: Andie.", "Andie: Well, you know. Think about it. [Laughs] ok, you're up.", "Joey: Um... You tell me.", "Jen: All right, all right. That's an easy one. Um, you will have graduated from a ridiculously expensive ivy league school, moved to New York, where you will have taken a job in a funky soho art gallery where your starting salary is actually less than a year's tuition.", "Joey: [Laughs] now, why New York?", "Jen: Because New York is finishing school for cynics like us.", "Joey: I'm not a cynic.", "Jen: [Laughs] ok, you're not exactly sunshine personified, Joey.", "Joey: [Laughs]", "Andie: Ok, ok, you guys, come on.", "Joey: Right here, right now, let's make a deal. In 5 years, we'll get back together, and we'll see if any of these predictions actually came true.", "Jen: Deal.", "Andie: Deal.", "Jen: Ok. Shall we?", "Joey: We shall. Oh, wait. You guys, how are we gonna remember the date? It's not really Jen's birthday.", "Jen: I'll remember.", "Joey: Do you promise?", "[Cut to inside the party. Jack and Dawson are walking talking to one another.]", "Jack: So, you think we're the only 2 people not having fun at this thing?", "Dawson: It's hard to tell. Everybody else could be having fun, or they could just be imitating the fun they've seen people have in movies.", "[A guy walks past them, and slips knocking over a huge pile of cans. The two guys behind the pile who were building jump up and chase the first one past Jack and Dawson.]", "Jack: [Laughs] yeah.", "Dawson: Should we, uh", "Jack: no, they're guards. They're slow as hell. They'll never catch him.", "Dawson: I forget you actually know these people.", "Jack: Yeah, well, it's all part of being on a team, I guess, or sitting on the sidelines as it may be. Right. I don't know. You know, it's funny. You think something's making your life a living hell, and then when it's gone, It's... You really miss it. [Looks over and sees Joey.]But then again, I guess you probably know that feeling.", "Dawson: [Laughs] yeah. Yeah.", "[Cut to the Poker Table. Drue, Pacey, a woman and several others are playing. The woman begins to take off her top because she lost the hand, when Joey comes up to them. ]", "Drue: Excellent. I love this girl. It's like she's trying to lose.", "Joey: Strip poker. I leave you alone for 2 seconds, and you end up playing strip poker?", "Pacey: Originally this was just poker-poker, until I started kicking his ass. Then your friendly neighborhood co-worker decides to change the stakes on me, but I'm finished now, and, uh, we can just leave.", "Joey: Why leave? There's a half-naked chick in the room.", "Pacey: It's just a game. Up until now, nobody's taken off anything other than socks.", "Joey: So, it's just all good, clean fun?", "Pacey: Yeah, exactly. Just good, clean, American guy fun.", "Joey: Mmm. Deal me in.", "Pacey: Excuse me?", "Joey: You heard me. Now, what does a girl have to take off in order to play this game?", "Pacey: Ok, that's enough. [Claps] it's time for us to leave now, 'cause you see, you're drunk, you're bordering on disorderly, and you are definitely insane. So get up. Let's go. Shall we? Finished? Stand up. Let's go.", "Joey: You want me to stand up?", "Pacey: Yes, I'd like for you to stand up now.", "Joey: And why would I do that?", "Pacey: Because you are forcing me to make the ultimate guy maneuver.", "Joey: Pacey, uh, you can put me down now, Pacey. I'm fine.", "Pacey: Shh. Shh.", "Joey: I'm fine.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Inside after the party is over. Jen and Drue are sitting together next to a cake with lit candles.]", "Jen: I can't believe I'm saying this, but thank you. For the party. Turned out to not be so horrible.", "Drue: Well, thank you for coming. Uh, I hope I got the number of candles right.", "Jen: [Giggles] it'll do. So should I make my wish?", "Drue: No, first your present. I'd hate for you to squander it on something that may actually be in this box.", "Jen: [Sighs] listen. Drue, I'm sorry. About your parents. Joey told me. And... And I'm sorry I--I just assumed everything would be the same. That was stupid of me.", "Drue: It was. What are you waiting for? Open your present.", "Jen: All right. But you didn't have to do this.", "Drue: I know. I know I didn't have to. I wanted to.", "[Both giggle]", "Jen: what the hell is this?", "Drue: I think you know what it is.", "Jen: Ecstasy. Drue, I thought that I made my feelings perfectly clear on this subject.", "Drue: You did. Too clear. Which led me to suspect the lady was protesting too much.", "Jen: God! I am really an idiot. You haven't changed a bit.", "Drue: Oh, and you have? Please. Your hairstyle, maybe, but people don't change. Not that much.", "Jen: Yes, they do. They grow up, they accept responsibility. They realize that \"die young and leave a good-looking corpse\" is not all it's cracked up to be. I don't want your present, Drue.", "Drue: Fine.", "Jen: But since you've become such a paragon of responsibility, I guess it won't bother you if I just leave it right here. For safekeeping.", "[Scene: Jack's Room. Jack is there when Andie comes up to his room.]", "Andie: Hey. I just wanted to make sure that you got home ok.", "Jack: Yeah, I--I hitched a ride with my, uh, my one good arm.", "Andie: Oh. I thought maybe, uh, Dawson gave you a lift. Not that I care one way or the other. I'm not going to get too involved in your life or anything.", "Jack: You know, this is all your fault.", "Andie: I know. That's why I'm here apologizing.", "Jack: I'm not, uh, copying the apology part.", "Andie: I'm sorry. I really am. I'm sorry I haven't been more understanding about football. And I'm really sorry that I got all over your case on college.", "Jack: Keep going.", "Andie: You want me to abase myself further?", "Jack: basically, yeah.", "Andie: Ok, jack, you seem to think that I am, like, really obsessed with the future, and I'm not. I mean, really, I don't want it to get here any quicker than you do.", "Jack: Yeah, well, you have a funny way of showing it.", "Andie: Look, in less than a year, my life is going to be completely changed. I mean, everything is going to be different. I'm gonna live somewhere different, I'm gonna have different friends. I mean, everything is going to be different, and you know in times of uncertainty, I look for things that I can fix.", "Jack: You cant fix me, Andie. I mean, you gotta let me make my own mistakes in my own way in my own time. And it's not just for me. I mean, you gotta work on letting go of things you can't control.", "Andie: Like where you're gonna go to college.", "Jack: Or where I'm gonna go to college.", "Andie: Agreed. But do you realize that next year is gonna be the first year ever that we're not gonna be in the same school together?", "Jack: [Chuckles] hey. I tried to start kindergarten without you.", "Andie: What?! That is such a story that mom and dad told you. And besides, how could your version of the story possibly be true when everybody knows it's a fact that I, the more responsible one, am definitely the older sibling in this relationship.", "Jack: Heh!", "Andie: Yeah!", "[Scene: Outside the Potter B&B. Pacey has just driven Joey home, and is getting her out of the car.]", "Pacey: All right, you.", "Joey: I can't walk, Pacey.", "Pacey: Before, I had to drag you kicking and screaming, but now you wanna be carried? No.", "Joey: It's a woman's prerogative to change her mind.", "Pacey: Ah, but tonight you're one of the guys, remember? And guys walk. So come on, number 4. Out you get, watch your head.", "Joey: Uh... I don't really feel so good.", "Pacey: Well, guess what? You're gonna feel even worse tomorrow morning. And you still won't be any closer to getting into the ivy-covered institution of your choice.", "Joey: Pacey. I've been doing some thinking.", "Pacey: Yeah. Drunk thinking.", "Joey: Maybe... Maybe that's not what I really want. Maybe I just wanna stay here. You know, I mean-- I mean, look, it's--it's really beautiful here and... And I could just--", "Pacey: just what? Stay here and work as a waitress all your life? Come on. I mean, forgive me if you're losing me here, Jo, but to be perfectly honest, you haven't made the slightest bit of sense all night, even before you were drunk--", "Joey: I wanna be with you, Pacey. I wanna stay and be with you.", "Pacey: [Sighs] Hon, if you wanna be with me, then staying here would be a really stupid idea, considering I don't plan to be here. I plan to be wherever you are.", "Joey: Really?", "Pacey: Yes, really. Not that you deserve to hear such things right now.", "Joey: I know, I know. It was a very stupid thing to get drunk.", "Pacey: Yes, it was. I mean, let's face it here, Jo. You are destined for academic glory, and your boyfriend is circling the drain, which is a problem. In fact, that is a very big problem, but you couldn't possibly have thought that you could solve all of your problems in one night, with alcohol of all things.", "Joey: No.", "Pacey: No. Because alcohol, you know, it has that effect on problems. It just never solved them, ever. And I would hate to think that I fell in love with a moron.", "Joey: So you're in love with me, huh?", "Pacey: Well, not currently, no. Right now you're just some crazy drunk girl I gotta get in that door without waking up all the paying customers at her sister's b & b, but generally speaking...Yes.", "Joey: May I kiss you right now?", "Pacey: Yes, please. Mmm! Mmm-mmm-mmm! Mmm-mmm-mmm! But I'm still not carrying you.", "Joey: [Whispering] please.", "Pacey: Nope. [Laughs] you can give me the eyes, it's just not gonna work. Oh, come on, honestly, you don't[ ][mumbling] Jo, what, I look like I just fell off the turnip truck? You think I'm gonna fall for this? Jo... Halfway, that's it, I swear. I'm not kidding. My back's killing me here. Well, I guess since you're up here", "[Scene: The Lerery Fish House. Gretchen is cleaning up, when Dawson Enters the bar area.]", "Dawson: Oh. I'm sorry. I saw the lights on. I thought you were my mom.", "Gretchen: It's ok. She went home early.", "Dawson: Oh, so, uh... Congratulations on the job.", "Gretchen: Thanks. I feel like I owe you one.", "Dawson: Oh. Huh! Can I take a rain check?", "Gretchen: Oh, we're not gonna drink. But for every quarter that I bounce into that glass, you're gonna tell me one thing that's bothering you.", "Dawson: How do you know something's bothering me?", "Gretchen: Please. [Laughing] oh, there! See? Perfect. So spill.", "Dawson: All right. Earlier this evening-- ahem. My mother accused me of wanting to go to school in California so that I could run away from my problems.", "Gretchen: And you think she's right.", "Dawson: I don't know. I mean... Past few weeks, I've seen plenty of things that would make me wanna run screaming to the opposite coast.", "Gretchen: Like?", "[Quarter lands in glass]", "Dawson: don't make me answer this.", "Gretchen: Come on. This is much more therapeutic than drinking.", "Dawson: [Sighs] I've seen how much she loves him. I've seen it in her face. I've seen them hold hands, I've seen them kiss, and tonight, I saw them fight, which is something I've basically seen them do every day of my life since the first grade, but", "Gretchen: but not like this.", "Dawson: [Sighs] I think it was actually worse than the kissing.", "Gretchen: You know, Dawson, it might interest you to know that I did take one film class in college.", "Dawson: Was it a monumental waste of time?", "Gretchen: No. It was great, actually. But you know what my teacher said was the most bogus line in Hollywood cinema?", "Dawson: What?", "Gretchen: \"There's no place like home.\"", "Dawson: The wizard of oz.", "Gretchen: Exactly. It's what everybody remembers about the movie, but it doesn't resonate with the rest of the story. Think about it. You know, home is this desolate, gray dust bowl of a place where some nasty old lady is trying to kill your dog. And oz is", "Dawson: Technicolor.", "Gretchen: And sure it has its problems. You know, poppy fields, flying monkeys--", "Dawson: talking trees.", "Gretchen: But along the way, you make friends. Good friends. With people that you never even knew existed when you were growing up. Straw people, tin people", "Dawson: and lions.", "Gretchen: Exactly. And you help each other realize that all the things you wanna be you already are. And it's fun.", "Dawson: Well, if it's so much fun... Then what are you doing here?", "Gretchen: I don't recall you getting to ask any questions as part of our deal.", "Dawson: Well, what if I can bounce a quarter in that glass?", "Gretchen: Never happen.", "Dawson: You're not even gonna let me try?", "Gretchen: You can try, but you're just gonna have to use your own money, because I worked very hard to earn these quarters.", "Dawson: You're not gonna loan me one lousy quarter?", "Gretchen: No.", "Dawson: I don't think that's fair.", "Gretchen: [Laughs] well, that's too bad." ]	Dawson's Creek	04x04	Future Tense	bunniefuu
Dawson_s_Creek_04x05.json	[ "Gail drops a bomb on the family by confirming she is pregnant. Joey discusses her lack of sexual experience with Jen, who advises her to go visit a doctor for contraceptive advice. Jack begins to coach a children's soccer team, and later finds himself in an awkward situation when a girl is making moves on him and he feels pressured to tell her he's gay." ]	[ "[Scene: The Leery Fish House Kitchen. Gale has walked in followed by Mitch and Dawson who are arguing with her.]", "Gale: I keep telling you, I'm fine.", "Mitch: Do people who are fine spend the entire afternoon in our bathroom throwing up?", "Gale: But I'm fine now.", "Dawson: Mom. I'm not taking sides, but dad's right. You're not going to get better unless you get some rest.", "Gale: I don't believe this. My own son.", "[Gretchen enters the kitchen]", "Gretchen: Gale, the Guinness tap just ran dry, we're out of Stoli, and somebody just found a hair in the pretzels.", "Gale: Ok. Call the beer distributor. Tell him he's a week late. If he can't get his ass over today, he's fired. Give the guy who found a hair a free drink. Put out a fresh bowl of pretzels and then tell my husband and my traitor son to get off my back.", "Gretchen: You heard the woman.", "Mitch: For the sake of your business go home before your customers catch your stomach flu and we have to rename the restaurant Leery's pending lawsuit.", "Dawson: He's right.", "Gale: All right. All right. I give up.", "Mitch: She promised me she'd go to the doctor last week.", "Dawson: I thought she had the same thing you had. Yours didn't keep coming back.", "Gretchen: Guys, gale's been throwing up a lot, right? And she's still hungry and putting on some weight? She's tired all the time? Her back hurts? Irritability, mood swings?", "Mitch: Yeah. The worst.", "Dawson: How'd you know?", "Gretchen: Sounds to me like she'll be feeling a lot better in about 9 months.", "Dawson: What?", "[Opening Credits]", "[Scene: Dawson's House upstairs by the bathroom. Mitch and Dawson are standing outside the door as Mitch paces back and forth.]", "Mitch: how's it going in there?", "Gale: I can't concentrate with you talking out there about what I'm doing in here. Ok, now it's way too quiet.", "Mitch: Uh, Dawson, um, so have you started studying for your S.A.T.S, yet?", "Dawson: Took the S.A.T.S. Twice.", "Mitch: I knew that.", "[Gale comes out of the bathroom carrying a pregnancy test.]", "Gale: It's pink.", "Mitch: All right. All right. First thing we do is, uh, we get you to a doctor A.S.A.P. To confirm your results and make sure everything's ok.", "Gale: Where you going?", "Dawson: Uh, I'm late. It's my first day painting Mr. Brooks' house.", "Mitch: Well, aren't you going to say anything first?", "Dawson: Congratulations.", "[Scene: Pacey's front Porch. Joey and Pacey are sitting on a chair necking with one another.]", "Pacey: Uh-uh-uh.", "Joey: What's wrong? Why'd you stop?", "Pacey: Uh, well, because every afternoon, we sit out here and we make out, and then inevitably at some point, you stop us, and we just go inside and watch TV for the rest of the afternoon. So today I'm issuing a preemptive strike. And I'm issuing a counteroffensive. [She begins kissing him again.]No, no. Stop right there. Haven't you ever heard the term no means no?", "Joey: I don't think I've ever heard that from you.", "Pacey: Well, you're hearing it now. I'm serious. It's time for us to watch some TV.", "Joey: Let me get this straight. Your girlfriend offers you her lips in the spirit of teenage lust, and you'd rather sit here and watch the e! True Hollywood story on Danny Bonaduce for the fourth time?", "Pacey: You always get to stop it. And I never get to stop it. So today, I'm stopping it.", "Joey: Stop it, Pacey.", "Pacey: I just did.", "Joey: You know what I mean.", "Pacey: And you know how I feel.", "Joey: Are we having a fight?", "Pacey: Well, not to the best of my knowledge.", "Joey: Feels like one of those times when you say that you're kidding around, but really, we're having a fight, pace.", "Pacey: I assure you, everything is perfectly all right.", "[Scene: The Capeside Soccer Field. Jack and Andie are walking together talking as they come out onto the field. There are tons of little children running around, attempting to play soccer.]", "Jack: How did I get myself into this? I was a mediocre soccer player back in junior high. I know nothing about kids. I've never coached anything in my life.", "Andie: Come on, coaching peewee soccer is a great opportunity to help mold young minds, teach them about teamwork and sportsmanship. Ok. The only reason to do it is because it looks good on your college apps. But don't worry. I take full responsibility should it turn out to be disastrous.", "Jack: Damn straight.", "Andie: Oh! Hey, kids. I'm Andie, and this is my brother jack. And together, we are all about to embark upon a soccer experience that will enrich your lives for years to come.", "Kids: Ohh.", "Andie: Ok. Everybody who wants to have some fun, raise their hands.", "Jack: What's your name?", "Boy: Her name is molly, coach jack.", "Jack: Molly. You don't want to talk, molly? How come?", "Boy: 'Cause she hates soccer.", "Molly: Shut up.", "Boy: She hates soccer.", "Jack: Why do you hate soccer, molly? Ok. You don't want to talk, that's fine. You don't have to talk if you don't want to talk.", "Molly: Gee, thanks.", "Jack: I heard something. I think she talked. Anyway, what molly doesn't know is that by the end of the season, no one is going to hate soccer, 'cause we're going to have so much fun runnin' around, winning some games, and eating plenty of pizza afterwards. So who's with me?", "Kids: Me! Yeah!", "[Scene: Mr. Brooks House. Dawson is standing on a ladder painting the same spot over and over without even realizing. He is deep in thought when Mr. Brooks comes outside.]", "Mr. Brooks: I think you have that space covered, Mr. Leery. Unless you'd like to be working off your debt into the next millennium.", "Dawson: Sorry about that, Mr. Brooks.", "Mr. Brooks: What might be prompting such a distracted performance? Worried which pompom girl to ask to the pep rally? Might I remind you that although I'm not paying you, it is you who owes me the debt of service. So I suggest you work it off to the best of your ability and leave the juvenile angst on the playground where it belongs.", "Dawson: Will do, Mr. Brooks.", "[Mr. Brooks turns to see some photos hanging out of Dawson's bag.]", "Mr. Brooks: Well, well, what's this? Fancy yourself a photographer, an artiste? Let's have a look at these.", "Dawson: Could you leave my personal property alone, please?", "Mr. Brooks: Surely the boy who stole and wrecked my boat is not giving me a lecture on the sanctity of personal property? Pedestrian. Wholly uninteresting. Amateurish and terrible composition, too. You--you didn't take this on purpose? Whew! As a photographer, you're a mediocre house painter, Mr. Leery. Do you know what your problem is? Those photos are cold, unemotional. There is no spark.", "Dawson: Thank you for the cogent analysis. I will keep that in mind next time.", "[Scene: The Capeside High Cafeteria. Joey is sitting at a table thinking when Jen comes up to join her. Joey is very deep in thought.]", "Jen: Hey, there. Well, looks like we were both robbed on that history test. \"B-\", my ass. What did you get?", "Joey: I think I set the curve.", "Jen: Well, I can see how that would be aggravating. [Giggles] jeez! What's wrong?", "Joey: Nothing. Mashed potatoes are cold.", "Jen: I got you. So, it's just been one tragedy after another today, huh?", "Joey: Mashed potatoes are cold, and so am I.", "Jen: Is this about sx?", "Joey: Is it that obvious?", "Jen: Heh! No, not really. It's just-- it's just that it always is.", "Joey: I think Pacey is starting to get impatient.", "Jen: Joey, he loves you. He'll wait.", "Joey: But, Jen, Pacey's not the problem. It's me. I mean, let's face it. The waiting just goes on and on, and at this point, even I'm getting impatient, but...For some reason, I just keep waiting.", "Jen: Joey, let me ask you something. Are you sure that you really wanna have sx?", "Joey: Of course I wanna have sx. The question is am I ready? Because I don't know how you know. I mean... Everyone just says that you just know, but what if that's just what they say and they never really know?", "Jen: Joey, I think that you'd feel more ready if you were actually prepared.", "Joey: What do you mean?", "Jen: Listen...For girls in New York, a visit to the free clinic to get birth control, safe-sex advice-- it's a rite of passage. It's like getting a bat mitzvah or, you know, your learner's permit test.", "Joey: The free clinic.", "Jen: Yeah. The truth is I don't think that anybody ever really knows if they're ready, but you do know if you're prepared, and you're not.", "Joey: You're right.", "Jen: To responsible sexual gratification.", "Joey: To womanhood.", "Jen: Cheers.", "[Scene: The Doctor's Office Waiting room. Gale and Mitch are sitting on a couch waiting for the doctor and talking.]", "Mitch: You ok?", "Gale: I'm fine.", "Mitch: Look, I've been thinking about it. I know this is terrifying. There's so many cards stacked against us, but it's gonna be ok. And don't worry about Dawson. He's just shocked, but he'll be fine. It's a good shock.", "Gale: Now, Mitch, have you thought at all about how we can possibly send Dawson to college and raise another child? We're already in debt as it is. And what about the fact we're not exactly 25-year-olds anymore? Do we even have the stamina to be parents all over again? That's 20 more years that we would have to commit to another child. Not to mention what we put Dawson through these past few years. What if that happens again?", "Mitch: That's not gonna happen again.", "Gale: I don't know. I can't help thinking that we should have thought about this before.", "Mitch: Maybe that's true... But you're pregnant now. I mean, that's the reality.", "Gale: Um... Mitch, you're avoiding one thing. Just because I'm pregnant doesn't mean that I have to stay that way. And if I were to make that decision right this second... I wouldn't.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: The Capeside Soccer Field. Jack is watching some of the kids play when a woman comes up to stand next to him.]", "Jack: Hey, guys.", "Caroline: So tragic. All these adults pushing their kids out onto the field in order to make one last grasp at vicarious glory.", "[Both chuckle]", "Caroline: I'm Caroline, by the way. Caroline say. Molly's older sister. Mom had me when she was 21, molly when she was 40. Mm-hmm. That would make me 28, in case you were wondering.", "Jack: Gotcha.", "Caroline: And how old would that make you?", "Jack: I'm 18.", "Caroline: Hmm. Girlfriend?", "Jack: Uh, sister.", "Caroline: Oh. Cool. Heh heh heh. Coach jack, am I making you uncomfortable?", "Jack: [Laughs] no. Why would you say that?", "Caroline: Oh, I just thought maybe you thought I was flirting or something.", "Jack: Flirting? Why-- why would I think you're flirting?", "Caroline: Because I am flirting.", "Jack: Heh! Um... Caroline? Mm-hmm? Uh, look, I-I'm flattered and everything, but, uh", "Caroline: I'm coming on too strong. And you're shy.", "Jack: Yeah, see, I--I am. I'm shy and-- and I'm", "Caroline: shy and what?", "Jack: Shy and...", "Caroline: All right, you mull that one over, and I'll just be seeing your sweet face tomorrow. Until then, au revoir, coach jack.", "[Scene: Outside the Leery Fish House. Gretchen and Dawson are standing at one of the tables outside, and Gretchen is looking at Dawson's Pictures as he plays with his camera snapping pictures of her.]", "Gretchen: That old man is clearly nuts. These are great, Dawson.", "Dawson: Actually, he's right. They suck.", "Gretchen: No, they most definitely do not suck.", "Dawson: Oh, it's ok. [Shutter clicks] one has to suck before you can stop sucking. True genius begins in mediocrity.", "Gretchen: Well, I appreciate the humble artist bit.", "Dawson: It's way preferable to self-described genius.", "Gretchen: But even you cannot deny your natural abilities. Ok, if you don't stop taking my picture, I'm gonna smack you.", "Dawson: Am I making you uncomfortable?", "Gretchen: Yes.", "Dawson: Good.", "Gretchen: [Giggles] stop it! I mean it! Stop!", "Dawson: I'm just gonna finish this role of film.", "Gretchen: No!", "Dawson: Come on.", "Gretchen: Aah! [Both laughing] stop!", "[Shutter clicks]", "[They sit on a bench across the street. After almost getting hit by a car crossing it.]", "Dawson: [huffs] so... You know, you're right about my mom. She's pregnant.", "[Shutter clicks]", "Gretchen: I figured.", "Dawson: Maybe you can help me. I'm-- when I found out... Heh. I was upset.", "Gretchen: Really? Why?", "Dawson: Well, they're in their forties. They're about to send a kid to college. They barely have any money in the bank. Their relationship the past couple of years hasn't exactly been rock-solid. Everything's so unstable. It just seems... Completely irresponsible.", "Gretchen: It is.", "Dawson: Yeah, but I can't feel that way. I mean, I don't wanna feel that way, you know? I wanna be happy for them. Any idea how I can swing that?", "Gretchen: You mean how can you make yourself feel something that you're not? Heh heh! I don't know. All I know is I can't help but wonder how your mom feels right now. I mean, she's the one with the baby growing inside of her, you know, the one who doesn't have any money in the bank, the one whose kid is about to go off to college, the one who just got back together with her husband.", "Dawson: I--you know. I knew you were the right person to talk to. I'm starting to feel bad already.", "[Gretchen is a little uncomfortable about something.]", "Gretchen: I gotta go.", "Dawson: Why?", "Gretchen: Break's over. I'll see you later.", "Dawson: Ok.", "[Scene: The Capeside Free Clinic. Joey is waiting in one of the examining rooms when the Nurse comes in to join her.]", "Nurse: Have a seat. Did you schedule a pelvic exam with the doctor?", "Joey: Mm-hmm.", "Nurse: Ok, I'm gonna ask you a few questions, and I apologize ahead of time if they are a little bit unsettling. Are you ready? Are you currently sexually active?", "Joey: What do you mean?", "Nurse: Are you currently having intercourse?", "Joey: Oh! I'm--I'm sorry. I wasn't sure. Never mind. I-- no, I--but I'm going to be having intercourse. It's--that's why I'm here.", "Nurse: Are you aware that there is a chlamydia epidemic and that syphilis cases are on the rise?", "Joey: Syphilis?", "Nurse: Are you aware that there is currently no cure for the sexually transmitted diseases herpes, HIV, and HPV? And are you aware that while the pill offers excellent protection against pregnancy, it does not protect against sexually transmitted diseases? Have you had sexual relations in the past, and if so, were there any instances of unprotected sx?", "Joey: No, I'M... A virgin, 100%", "Nurse: and are you currently in a monogamous relationship?", "Joey: So far as I know.", "Nurse: Is there any reason why you'd think your partner's not being monogamous?", "Joey: Oh, no, no! I-- I was just kidding. He's definitely monog", "Nurse: you know, Joey, sometimes we think our partner is being monogamous", "Joey: no, he's definitely monogamous. There's really no doubt in my mind.", "Nurse: Regardless, it's important to practice safe sx. Now, is your partner willing to wear condoms?", "Joey: Yes.", "Nurse: Ms. Potter, these aren't even the hard questions. What if you become pregnant or contract an std? I mean, these are the potential consequences of sx.", "Joey: Ok.", "Nurse: Maybe you should know the other side of the coin, Joey. I mean, sx can be a wonderful, fun, fulfilling part of life. There's nothing to be ashamed or afraid of. I just... Want you to approach it with a certain level of maturity and responsibility, that's all.", "Joey: Ok.", "Nurse: So you scheduled your pelvic exam for next week. In the meantime, here you go. Condoms, spermicide, some information about birth control, Depo-Provera, other birth control options. And Joey?", "Joey: Yeah?", "Nurse: Smile.", "[Scene: The Capeside Soccer Field. Jack and Andie are on the field. Jack is playing Goalie as Andie is playing with one of the balls and they are talking about the coaching thing.]", "Jack: Hmm! You know that girl molly, the one that never wants to talk?", "Andie: Yeah?", "Jack: I don't know. I feel like I'm-- I'm bringing her out of her shell or making a difference or something. You think that's stupid?", "Andie: Nah, I think that's pretty awesome.", "Jack: There is one problem. You know that girl Caroline who comes to practice with molly? I think she propositioned me yesterday.", "Andie: What? No! Ok. Was she just flirting? I mean, maybe she was just flirting.", "Jack: No, no, no. No, she was one step away from reaching her hand down my pants and checking out the merchandise.", "Andie: Eww! Ok, I do not need to hear that.", "Jack: I know, but you gotta help me, 'cause she won't take no for an answer. I mean, I think the word \"no\" just turns her on even more.", "Andie: So just tell her you're gay.", "Jack: Andie... The word \"gay\" is kind of controversial when you're talking about working with kids.", "Andie: Oh, that's crap.", "Jack: I know it's crap, but it's a reality. I mean, all I wanna do right now is just put \"soccer coach\" on my college apps, not \"gay civil rights crusader.\"", "Andie: All right, all right. I'll help you out with this.", "Jack: Yeah, thanks.", "Andie: Oh, and, uh, jack? You know, I just hope that you're a better coach than you are a player, because you suck! Ha! Yes, another one!", "[Scene: Dawson's House Dinning Room. Dawson comes out of the Dark room when he hears his parents, and joins them in the Dinning room.]", "[Faint talking]", "Dawson: good. You guys are home. Uh, I want to talk to you.", "Mitch: What is it, Dawson? It's about how I reacted when I found out that mom was pregnant. Um... I was really shocked and, um... Maybe a little bit disappointed, but I've been thinking, and I've just-- I've realized that... Heh! This is amazing. I mean... God, I'm-- I'm gonna have a little brother or sister. I mean, how cool is that?", "Mitch: Dawson... We're not gonna have the baby.", "Dawson: What?", "Gale: I know. Believe me, this isn't exactly the way that we wanted to tell you.", "Dawson: You know, w-wait a sec-- j-just... Just like that? You make a decision like this in a day?", "Gale: Uh, well, no, actually, Dawson, it wasn't just like that. I had suspected that I was pregnant for some time. I just didn't wanna deal with it because I knew what my decision would be if I was.", "Dawson: I can't believe this.", "Gale: Well, honey, you should be happy. Your lackluster attempt at excitement just now wasn't exactly Oscar-worthy.", "Dawson: Mom, I meant everything that I said. I'm trying to be supportive. Dad, you actually agreed to this?", "Mitch: Yes, I did.", "Gale: No, Dawson. He's lying to protect me. It was my idea and my suggestion. And yes, I know. I'm a terrible mother, aren't I?", "Dawson: Th-that's not what I said.", "Gale: Let's not pretend it's not what you think, honey. It's no lie that I have messed up at being your mother at every turn, that I'm the one that tore your family apart", "Dawson: wait a-- d-don't use me as the excuse for making this decision. That's not fair.", "Gale: It's not an excuse, Dawson. No, I sat down, and I considered all the facts. And the fact is... I can't do it again. I can't handle the mistakes. Now, you put that together with the money issues and my age and everything else, and the only answer is... I can't have the baby. Now, honey, maybe you're gonna hate me forever because of this, or maybe you'll never be able to understand, but the fact is... This is my decision, and I have made it. And now this discussion... It's over.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Dawson's Beedroom. Dawson is sitting on his bed going through some of his pics when his father comes upstairs to get him.]", "[Knocks at door]", "Mitch: hey, your mother wanted me to tell you that breakfast is ready.", "Dawson: Well, tell my mother I'm not hungry.", "Mitch: She also wanted me to tell you that she's sorry you're upset. And I can personally attest to her not sleeping a wink last night.", "Dawson: Is she really gonna do this?", "Mitch: Yes.", "Dawson: What about you? What do you want?", "Mitch: I don't know what I want. But I do know that I don't want her going through with the pregnancy if it's not the right thing for her to do. Ultimately it's her body, her decision. I respect that.", "Dawson: What if it's the wrong decision?", "Mitch: Did I ever tell you that we tried for 3 years to get pregnant before we had you?", "Dawson: No.", "Mitch: Yeah. We'd just about given up. And then, after you were born, we tried again. 5 years of hope and disappointment. I had always wanted a big family, you know. A house filled with love and all that. Admitting that it would never happen... That was devastating. But then, one morning, I woke up... I realized that it did happen. My house is filled with love, and my life is full. I don't know. Maybe for the rest of my life, I'll wonder, \"what if?\" But now... I am just so grateful to have you. And your mother. Makes all the rest easier to deal with.", "[Scene: Joey's Bedroom. No one is in it when Bessie comes in carrying some laundry.]", "Bessie: Joey, would you please tell your stupid boyfriend to stop sneaking his smelly clothes into our laundry. I'm trying to run a business here. And I'm talking to an empty room.", "[Bessie begins to put the laundry away when she opens Joey's top drawer and sees the packet of condoms and stuff in it. And she closes the drawer after putting some stuff in when Joey comes in.]", "Joey: What are you doing?", "Bessie: Nothing. Just laundry. I gotta go.", "[Joey goes to the drawer and opens it and then looks devastated.]", "[Scene: The Capeside Soccer field. Caroline comes up to stand next to Jack. Standing actually very close to him.]", "Kid: Aw, man, we stink.", "Caroline: Ready for the game this afternoon?", "Jack: Uh... Well, our defense sucks, and our offense is merely terrible.", "Caroline: Ha ha! I'm sure they'll do great. So, jack, listen, I was thinking maybe tonight, we could", "Andie: oh, uh, jack, we've got that thing we've gotta do tonight.", "Caroline: And who are you?", "Andie: I'm jack's girlfriend.", "Caroline: Really? I thought you were his sister.", "Andie: Oh, yeah, um, well, actually, I am. Heh heh! I'm just making sure no one lays a hand on Jackers here, 'cause, uh, Natasha-- that's his girlfriend-- uh, she's a black belt, and she'd get really pissed.", "Caroline: Really. Natasha? Natasha who?", "Andie: Natasha...Boyardee.", "Jack: Natasha Boyardee?", "Caroline: [Chuckling] look, I really appreciate the overprotective sibling thing. I do. But I think jack here can make his own decisions.", "Andie: And he's decided. He's not interested.", "Caroline: Or maybe he's decided that it's none of your business and you should butt out and let him speak for himself.", "Jack: Ok, you know what? It's just not gonna happen, ok?", "Caroline: And why is that?", "Jack: Because.", "Caroline: That's why? Because?", "Jack: Because I'm gay. All right?", "Caroline: Wait a minute. Oh! N--[laughing] you didn't think I meant-- because I knew that. Heh heh! Of course I knew that.", "[Scene: A Distant Capeside Dock. Gretchen is standing there looking out into the water when Dawson comes walking up to join her.]", "Dawson: Hey.", "Gretchen: Hey.", "Dawson: Um, thank you for meeting me here. I didn't wanna go to your place for obvious reasons.", "Gretchen: Understood. What's up?", "Dawson: My mom is having an abortion. And, uh, I-I'm not sure that I'm dealing with it too well. And on-- on top of that, I feel awful about what they must be going through.", "Gretchen: Well, what's the problem, really, Dawson? Are you worried about them? Or is it that your illusions of parental infallibility are finally shattered?", "Dawson: Well, they were pretty much shattered during my mom's affair. But, um... What's your problem?", "Gretchen: What do you think my problem is, Dawson?", "Dawson: I think you went through what my mom's going through.", "Gretchen: Heh. You're good.", "Dawson: Uh, y-you don't have to talk about it if you don't want to.", "Gretchen: Well, isn't that why you called me here?", "Dawson: [Exhales] I need to understand why she's doing it. And I know that your situation is probably completely different, but-- I thought you might be able to help me. Otherwise, I never would have brought it up.", "Gretchen: Heh! It's ok. I get it. You're right. I did get pregnant last semester. In the backseat of my--my boyfriend's Geo Prizm in the dorm parking lot while my roommate was studying for finals. Lynyrd Skynyrd was on the radio. And I hate Lynyrd Skynyrd... Which made me even madder when I found out that I was pregnant. So, there I was, you know, 20 years old, piles of student loans, a--a 2.9 GPA. So I made a decision. It was the hardest decision that I ever made in my life. [Exhales deeply] but it didn't matter, because... A week later, I woke up, and it was over. I had a miscarriage. And you'd think that I'd be happy, you know? But I wasn't. I felt really guilty. You know, for-- for getting off easy, for--for feeling relieved, and for putting myself in a position where I even had to make that kind of a decision.", "Dawson: Does that mean that your decision was the same as my mom's?", "Gretchen: Does it really matter?", "Dawson: No. Thank you.", "Gretchen: For what?", "Dawson: For trusting me. I won't tell anyone.", "Gretchen: I know you won't.", "[Scene: The Potter B&B Dinning area. Joey, Bodie, Bessie, and 3 customers are sitting down to dinner.]", "Bessie: I'm so glad you're having a nice visit. Did you take the tour yet?", "Joey: Hey, I got an \"a\" on that English test.", "Bodie: Oh, good for you, Jo.", "Joey: Yeah, I was up all night studying at Pacey's. I'm exhausted.", "Bessie: I'm sure you are.", "Joey: Excuse me?", "Bessie: Nothing. Pass the potatoes.", "Joey: Not until you tell me what that meant.", "Bessie: Bodie, dear, will you please pass the potatoes?", "Joey: You'll get the potatoes when you tell me what that meant, Bess.", "Bessie: You wanna know what it meant? Fine. It meant either you were at Pacey's having sx all night or you've started your own mail-order birth-control business out of your bedroom.", "Joey: I knew it! I can't believe you snooped in my room.", "Bessie: It was hard to miss, Jo. You've got enough in there to fill a warehouse. And I'll tell you what. I'd lock you in there if it was legal, because you're not ready to have sx.", "Joey: Oh, so now you're playing ms. Responsible caretaker? Bessie, you let me spend an entire summer sailing around on a boat with Pacey alone.", "Bessie: I didn't let you. You just went. What could I have possibly said?", "Joey: Nothing. Just like there's nothing that you can say about this.", "Bessie: There is one thing I can say about it, young lady. You're making the biggest mistake of your life.", "Joey: Bessie, for your information, I'm not having sx, ok? But at some point, I probably will, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.", "Bessie: You're a 17-year-old girl who doesn't understand the first thing about consequences and responsibility. You are not ready to have sx!", "Joey: I am the oldest 17-year-old in Capeside, Bessie. My whole life is consequences and responsibility, ok? So, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll go to my \"birth control warehouse.\"", "[Scene: The Capeside Soccer Field. Jack is there with the team. Molly is standing looking like she is sad about something.]", "Jack: Break! Break! Break! Go get 'em. Good luck. What's the matter, molly? You nervous about the game?", "Molly: Billy and Todd aren't coming. We're definitely gonna lose.", "Jack: They're coming. They're just a little late, that's all.", "Molly: Their dads called my dad. They said they had to quit the team because you're dangerous. They're not coming.", "Jack: Ok, um... Molly, I want you to remember something. Whether or not Todd and Billy quit the team or if, for that matter, everybody quits the team, you and me are gonna play some soccer, and then we're gonna get some pizza. Ok?", "Molly: Don't worry, coach jack. They're all just jerks. I know you're not dangerous.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Outside the Potter B&B. Later that night. Joey is sitting on the bench in the yard when Bodie comes out to join her carrying Alexander with him.]", "Bodie: Interesting floor show earlier, though I'm not sure it's good for repeat business.", "Joey: You know, sometimes I don't get her. I mean, it's not like I'm perfect by any means, but there are a lot of kids out there doing a lot of stupid things, and I just think that she lucked out with me.", "Bodie: I'd say you're right.", "Joey: So why is she being so irrational?", "Bodie: Your sister worries about you, Jo... All the time, in fact. She doesn't want you to end up like her. She wants more for you. You know, you're the one who's supposed to get outta here. She just wants to make sure that happens.", "Joey: I know. I haven't made my decision yet. About sx, I mean. I... I just thought that if I got prepared, then I would be ready, and then afterwards, I got really scared. And then this morning, I felt like I was ready again, and then... This afternoon, I... I wasn't so sure.", "Bodie: You know, Jo, I can't tell you what to do. No one can. For now, all I can say is if you're not ready to be prepared for sx, then you're probably not ready for sx.", "[Scene: Dawson's Living Room. Gale and Mitch are sitting together on the couch, when Dawson comes down sstairs he is in somewhat of a hurry when he stops to talk to them.]", "Dawson: Um... I just got a few minutes before I gotta go to Mr. Brooks', but, um... Uh... I wanted to say something about how I feel about your situation. Mom, you said that when you sat down to make this decision that you considered all the facts. But I think you're forgetting the most important one, and I just want to make sure that you have it before you make your final decision. You are the best mother that I know, and you're wrong if you think you've disappointed me at every turn, mom. All you've done is make me proud. You're not afraid to make mistakes and then to pick up and to keep going and keep trying new things, and I owe so much of who I am to you... To both of you. I... I used to idealize this perfect childhood with this perfect little house, and then... You guys gave me something so much better. You gave me something real. And were I to do it over again, I would not change a thing. And if you guys are even half the parents to your next kid that you were to me, he would be the luckiest kid in the whole world.", "Gale: Thank you, honey.", "Dawson: It's gonna be ok, mom.", "[Scene: Pacey's living room. Joey and Pacey are sitting on the couch necking once again, when Pacey pushes away.]", "Pacey: You know, I think we should probably slow this down a notch.", "Joey: Ok.", "Pacey: What?", "Joey: Let's turn it down a notch. I mean, if that's what you want, I respect that.", "Pacey: Oh... Well... Thanks.", "Joey: Perhaps you were hoping that if you turn the tables on me, I might get paranoid, 'cause I'm always the one that's stopping things, and now, suddenly, you're stopping things, so maybe I need to go further, maybe even, you know, pay a visit to the free clinic, stock up on goodies, and bring 'em back here, and then we'd have sx.", "Pacey: Wait a minute. Did you actually go to the free clinic to stock up on goodies?", "Joey: I can neither confirm nor deny such reports.", "Pacey: All right, hold on. Uh, Jo... I really was-- I was just kinda kidding about the whole thing. All I wanted to do was to jump-start the conversation.", "Joey: I'm actually really glad that I went. So it's... You know, it's fine.", "Pacey: No, it's really not ok. I don't want to make you do anything that you're not ready to do.", "Joey: I know. And, Pacey, I get it. Just as long as you realize that if you do turn into some typical hormone-filled, silly-ass boy and try to manipulate me again, I'm out the door.", "Pacey: Jo, I'm sorry.", "Joey: I know. You know, pace, just because we're not having sx yet, it... Well, there are certain things that we can do.", "Pacey: What kinds of things?", "Joey: [Whispering] I could kiss you.", "Pacey: Hmm. Or... Perhaps I could just come over there and...", "Joey: [Pacey starts tickling her.]No, no, Pacey. Pacey, no! Pacey, stop it! Stop it!", "[Scene: The Capeside Soccer Field. It the end of the evening and Jack and Andie are cleaning up from the days event.]", "Jack: What the hell was I thinking? What possessed me just to blurt it out like that?", "Andie: Come on, jack, it's not like it's a big secret. Anyone can find out if they want to.", "Jack: I know, I know. But it's naive to think that people aren't going to care, you know? It's naive to think that people aren't gonna be small-minded and bigoted and ignorant and that this whole thing isn't just gonna get worse from here on out. Maybe I should just quit.", "Andie: Wh--ok, now that is ridiculous, jack, because you did the right thing. I mean, the alternative is not to tell people who you are, and who wants to live like that? And besides which, you are great with these kids. So what you need to do is stick with the coaching and just stop worrying about the parents and their stupid hang-ups, ok? Because it will blow over.", "Jack: But I'm a good person, Andie. When people look at me, they see something awful. Do you know how that feels?", "Andie: Give it time. It will blow over, I swear.", "Jack: Nah, it never does.", "Andie: It will.", "Jack: Do you mind if I, um, finish up alone?", "Andie: You sure?", "Jack: Yeah.", "Andie: Ok.", "[Scene: Mr. Brooks house. Dawson is painting the porch when Mr. Brooks comes out to bother him some more.]", "Mr. Brooks: Each time I step out onto this porch to watch you at work, Mr. Leery, I breathe a sigh of relief that I'm not paying you. This way, I can still hire a professional to paint over your mess.", "Dawson: You know, Mr. Brooks, I actually think I'm doing a pretty good job.", "Mr. Brooks: We all have our illusions. Ah, I see you've been hard at work adding to your collection. Ah, trite. A naked attempt to evoke sentiment. Why not just shoot a photo of a puppy in garbage can, huh? Hmm.", "[He stops at one of the pictures.]", "Dawson: \"Hmm\"? That's the best scathing criticism you can muster?", "Mr. Brooks: Sometimes honesty is scathing, Dawson. I can't help that. But this last one... Ah... This last one is actually not bad. It's the first picture that makes a connection with the subject, as if you're not only shooting her melancholy but your own. This is the first one I've seen with a bit of you in it. This one has potential. I don't see you painting, Mr. Leery.", "[Door shuts]", "[Dawson gets up and grabs his book of pictures and opens it to the picture he was talking about. It is a picture of Gretchen. The scene fades into Jack walking on the empty Soccer field at night with a dejected look on his face. Then into a scene with Joey washing the dishes when Bessie comes up from behind and takes the dish from her hand and begins drying it. They just look at each other and smile. Then the scene fades to Dawson in his Dark Room, developing pictures, and he takes one of Gretchen out of the solution and just looks at it. Then the scene fades into Gale sitting at the kitchen table looking at some pictures when Mitch comes up to join her. She is looking at some baby pictures of Dawson, and then the scene fades to black.]" ]	Dawson's Creek	04x05	A Family Way	bunniefuu
Dawson_s_Creek_04x06.json	[ "Andie gets accepted into Harvard in advance, but accomplishing what should be the biggest thing in her life doesn't exactly makes her happy. She decides to explore different paths in her life by going to a rave. At the party, ecstasy tablets that Drue has given to Jen find their way to Andie, who takes them in a bid to feel happy for one night. The tablets react with her anti-depressants, a disastrous combination which almost leads her to death. Mitch and Gail decide to keep their baby, news that makes Dawson very happy." ]	[ "[Scene: Capeside High Library. Andie is dragging Jen along with her through the rows of shelves until they come to the college book section.]", "Andie: But the way I got through it is to take it step by step. So, let's just take a step over to the college-bound reference section and start pulling down a few books.", "Jen: Yeah.", "Andie: Hey, you know what might be fun?", "Jen: Uh, what?", "Andie: Start focusing on schools that are in New York since it's your old hood.", "Jen: Oh, I don't know. I just spent 3 years trying to flush the big apple out of my system.", "Andie: Yeah, but haven't you recently decided you might wanna go back?", "Jen: Huh! Well, as you're so fond of pointing out, I--I haven't recently decided anything.", "Andie: Well, what about your rush to rejoin the gang at the, uh, haunt?", "Jen: Has drew been whispering in your ear?", "Andie: Well, actually, we did have a little confab at the yacht club last week. He was telling me all about you and your social set and how you guys used to spend all of your time at the haunt dancing and drinking until the wee hours of the morning. According to him, it was a non-stop ball of fun.", "Jen: Mm. Well, \"according to him\" would be the key phrase. He's the dark prince of revisionist history.", "[Jack comes running up to them finally finding them. He is carrying an envelope and is a little out of breath. He is a little excited although he tries to hide it.]", "Jack: I found you. Ok, I'm glad you're still here.", "Andie: Why? What's going on?", "Jack: Oh, nothing much, actually. It's just, uh-- well, there's this one thing-- uh, there's something waiting at the house for you all day, and, uh, actually, you know, it's not really that important. It's just a little letter from a know-nothing nor' eastern school. So, you know, you might wanna take a glance at it. It's from some place called, um, Harvard.", "[She drops the books she is holding and Jen manages to catch them.]", "Andie: Ohh! Harvard! Oh! Oh, my gosh, ok! Um, this is future in an envelope. Oh, god, or not! If it was a yes, it would be bigger, right? I mean, this is a case where size really does matter, right?", "Jen: Well, I think that size only matters when you have a full view of the entire package, really.", "[Andie doesn't react to this statement, but Jack smiles and nods approvingly.]", "Andie: So, I have to open it in order to find out.", "Jen: Uh-huh.", "Jack: Come on. They'd be fools not to take you.", "Andie: They would, wouldn't they?", "Jack: Will you open it?", "Andie: Ok. \"Dear ms. Mcphee, \"Harvard college is pleased to inform you \"that your application for early action \"for the fall of 2001 has been accepted, \"and we are looking forward to having you as a member of the freshmen class.\"", "Jack: Yes! You're in, you're in!", "Jen: You're in!", "Andie: I'm in!", "Jack: Hey, congratulations!", "Andie: Oh, my god! Oh, my god!", "Jack: Hey, everybody! My sister just got in to Harvard!", "[Students cheering]", "[Opening credits.]", "[Scene: The Local Record Store. Dawson is going through some CDs on the shelves, when Gretchen comes into the store. Seeing him, she grabs a CD off the new release section and brings it over to him.]", "Gretchen: If you're looking for something new and different, may I suggest Morcheeba?", "Dawson: Morcheeba.", "Gretchen: They're a little Herbie Hancock, a little Biz Markie, and just a touch of Poe tossed in for good measure.", "Dawson: Several more artists not currently represented in my CD collection.", "Gretchen: You've at least heard of them.", "Dawson: Uh...", "Gretchen: Oh, Dawson. [Someone comes by and passes Gretchen a flyer.] Heh heh! Thanks.", "Dawson: Is that a party invite?", "Gretchen: Oh, not just a party, a rave.", "Dawson: A rave in Capeside. Well, I guess even suburban, rhythm-impaired youths need an outlet, right?", "Gretchen: Sure. Hey, it does a body good to just let loose once in a while. Besides, raves aren't just an outlet for dancing. They're sort of a declaration of independence.", "Dawson: Yeah, right up there with the Boston tea party.", "Gretchen: Hey, every generation has its rebel subculture experience, and this is ours. You know, our attempt to define who and what we are and to make a statement about how we're gonna live our lives.", "Dawson: And our statement is that we can keep tedium at bay by wearing glitter and jumping around to techno pop?", "Gretchen: It's called fun. And I think you need to come with me and check it out.", "Dawson: To a rave? Not really my scene.", "Gretchen: Well, I'm guessing you haven't actually been to one, so how would you know?", "Dawson: Instinct, you know? I've never been two-stepping either, but somehow I know better than to run out and buy a pair of cowboy boots.", "Gretchen: Yeah, well, two-stepping isn't all the rage with the nation's youth. But, if you were so inclined, I would love to intro you to something that", "Dawson: is completely foreign to everything I've ever known in my entire life.", "Gretchen: Ok, well, consider it one of the terms and conditions of our new friend agreement. You know? \"Must challenge and expose other party \"to experiences he or she would otherwise not indulge in.\"", "Dawson: Does this agreement have a rain check clause?", "Gretchen: Yes, but just this once.", "Dawson: Ok, I promise I'll take you up on it next time, if and when I'm ready for you to see how insufferably uncool I can be.", "Gretchen: Oh! You don't give yourself enough credit. I mean, at worst, you're just mildly uncool.", "Dawson: Well, thank you.", "Gretchen: Will you at least give this disc a try?", "Dawson: Yeah. Right now?", "Gretchen: Mm-hmm. Come on.", "Dawson: Ok.", "[Scene: Outside the Records Store. Joey and Pacey are walking up the walk, talking and joking with one another.]", "Pacey: This town is sorely lacking in post-meridian activities.", "Joey: We could always do a Bonnie and Clyde.", "Pacey: What, like, hit a bank and go on the lam?", "Joey: Well, it's a practical solution to 2 of our biggest problems, you know-- money and boredom.", "Pacey: Yeah, that's good, actually. You know, we can get ourselves one of those big honking sedans. I can get myself a fedora. You can get yourself one of those Kodak box cameras. Then we just head out across the heartland. You know, thumb our nose at authorities, stopping occasionally, I guess, to take cute pictures of the loving gangster couple.", "[Joey looks into the Record Store window and sees Gretchen and Dawson listening to music together in one of the booths.]", "Pacey: Do you wanna burn some time spinning some discs?", "Joey: Oh, nah, not right now. Come on.", "[Scene: Andie's Bedroom. Andie, Jack, and Mr. Mcphee are there. Mr. Mcphee is putting his old Harvard sweater on Andie and looking very proud.]", "Mr. Mcphee: My father gave that to me the summer I got in. And I've been saving it, hoping for this moment. You look perfect in it.", "Andie: Daddy, I'm not perfect. Not by a long shot.", "Jack: [New England accent] you know, Andie, wearing the crimson signifies excellence. In fact, I remember when the boys and I first got to the yard", "Mr. Mcphee: [laughing] you think this is exciting? You wait till the course book arrives. We're gonna see if some of the old war horses are lecturing this fall. And then, you know, there's a summer session", "Jack: Dad!", "Mr. Mcphee: All right, all right, I'm getting ahead of myself. It-it's just-- this is the greatest moment of your life, Andie. I have never been more proud of you than I am right now. \\", "Jack: Well, just remember I want that same speech when I get into clown college.", "[All laugh]", "Mr. Mcphee: all right, you have to excuse me. I have a phone book full of calls to make to some of my fellow alum. Heh heh!", "[He Leaves.]", "Jack: Ohh. It's a big sweater to fill, huh? Well, don't let him get to you, but don't freak yourself out, either.", "Andie: I'm not freaked out. I'm not anything. In a way, I wish I were. You heard him. This is supposed to be the greatest moment of my life. You know, I mean, I should feel amazing or happy or something.", "Jack: You're telling me you don't feel anything?", "Andie: No. One big fat empty. It's probably just the medication, you know. It keeps me from feeling the lows, but the side effect is it keeps me from feeling the highs, too. But you don't have to worry about me. I'm sure I'll be bouncing off the walls in a few days.", "Jack: Uh, I totally forgot. Speaking of bouncing off the walls, I got this e-mail invite. There's a rave going on tonight. What better way to celebrate? Right? You just got into Harvard. I think you deserve a night of wild, reckless abandon. What do you say?", "[Scene: The School Computer Lab. Jen is sitting at one of the computers and researching some colleges in New York, when she receives an email invitation to the Rave from Drue, who is sitting at a computer behind her.]", "Jen: Ahem. Drue, one more time and I'm gonna feel compelled to accidentally smash your fingers in the doorjamb.", "Drue: Come on. Think back to your halcyon heyday. You were the uber-raver. Your love for the scene was world-renowned.", "Jen: Hmm-hmm! Another part of my reputation I was really proud of.", "Drue: You, my dear, are a pod person. The Jen I once knew thrived on that reputation. She personified fun. That Jen is M.I.A. Heh! College seeker.Net? Oh, come on, Jen. How bottom of the ninth is it?", "Jen: Oh, it's coming back to me. Yeah, I remember why my skin crawls every time you're around me.", "Drue: Your skin crawls because I remind you of what you're missing. Come on, Jen, face it. You need stimuli. Too long without it and the little voices inside start to ask for it. And you've been here for a while, and I bet your little voices are screaming. Oh, by the by, uh, that night I went back for the, uh, ecstasy I gave you-- it's a funny thing. Both you and it were gone. Now, I know where you are", "Jen: you're such a bstrd.", "Drue: You know, it's not surprising to me that you wavered. I mean, here it is, fall quarter, senior year, and you still don't know what you wanna do with your life, where you wanna go, who you wanna be, it would sure be nice to escape those questions for a little while, wouldn't it?", "Jen: Drue, I'm no longer 14 and naive. And if you're gonna try and convince me to screw up my life again, you're gonna have to do a hell of a lot better than that.", "Drue: Ok. How's this? You're afraid that if you admit to yourself how much you loved feeling good, you'd have to admit that you wanna feel that good again. If you're gonna take one, tonight's the perfect night.", "[Scene: The Leery House. Dawson walks into the Dinning room to find some balloons on the table one saying Congratulations, he turns to see his parents dancing with one another.]", "Dawson: \"Congratulations\"? Did, uh, publisher's clearing house stop by today?", "Gale: Oh, Dawson, no, uh, honey, I thought you were going to be working at the restaurant tonight.", "Dawson: It was a little slow. They said they didn't need me.", "Mitch: Well, we're glad you're here because, um, we have something to tell you.", "Dawson: Ok.", "Gale: Uh, we have spent a lot of time thinking about this. And, uh, despite all the logical reasons why we shouldn't, our, uh, hearts say that we should have this baby.", "[All laughing, they hug each other.]", "Dawson: I'm so happy for you, this is-- this is amazing.", "Mitch: This is really how you feel, huh?", "Dawson: Yes, absolutely, completely. But... Wow!", "Gale: Yeah. Wow!", "Mitch: Wow.", "Gale: Oh, honey, we were just gonna sit down and have dinner. Let me get you a plate.", "Dawson: Uh, you know what? Don't worry about it. I already ate, and, uh, there's this thing I was invited to, so think I'm gonna go upstairs, change, and then I will be out of your hair. You guys have a good night.", "Mitch: You know what I love about that kid?", "Gale: Everything.", "Mitch: Yeah, well, that and... He can totally take a hint.", "[Scene: Pacey and Gretchen's Place. Joey is sitting in front of a mirror fixing her hair, while Gretchen is getting ready herself. Pacey is standing in the Kitchen just watching them.]", "Gretchen: I've been to at least a dozen raves, and they've all been great.", "Joey: Oh, yeah. Hundreds of sweaty strangers packed together, being blasted with potentially ear-damaging decibels? Oh, sounds great.", "Gretchen: Ha! Hey, I thought you were gonna give this a chance.", "Joey: I am. I'm actually really excited to check out this new revolution.", "Pacey: No. Aren't raves just like high school dances, but 10 times longer?", "Gretchen: Oh, I used to love high school dances.", "Pacey: Well, duh, you were the queen of every one you ever went to.", "Gretchen: Well, duh! Why do you think I loved them? Hey, if you don't wanna come, we are totally fine leaving you here.", "Pacey: Did I say I didn't wanna come? All of a sudden, I'm starting to see the upside here.", "Gretchen: Good!", "[Knock on door]", "Gretchen: Dawson? Whoa. You actually decided to come.", "Dawson: Uh, yeah. I'm cashing in my rain check.", "Gretchen: Come in. Hey, guys, look who's joining us.", "Dawson: Heh. All right. The Mitch mobile is gassed and ready to go. Who's coming?", "Joey: Let's go, pace.", "[Scene: Jen's Bedroom. Andie and Jen are there, and Jen is looking around for a map, through her school bag.]", "Andie: We're gonna be late picking up jack. His meeting ends by 10:00.", "Jen: I know, I know. I just-- I gotta find directions to the map point.", "Andie: What's a map point?", "Jen: Um, it's, uh, it's like a buffer zone for undesirables. If they don't like the way that you look, you might not get directions to the actual location.", "Andie: But--but how do you know if you're undesirable?", "Jen: Andie, it's a rave on the outer banks of civilization. Anybody who shows up with money is desirable. Oh, there we go. Don't worry.", "Andie: Heh!", "Jen: Within an hour, you will be grooving to the point of exhaustion with the Capeside version of its disenfranchised youth.", "Andie: Are you sure you wanna go, because I'm starting to feel really guilty about twisting your arm, and if you don't wanna go, I totally understand.", "Jen: Mm-mmm. No, no, I want to celebrate with you.", "Andie: Good, because I think we're gonna have so much fun, and I think that is exactly what we need-- is to have fun. But first, the facilities.", "[She goes to the bathroom and Jen goes over to her dresser. Jen opens the top drawer and digs around and pulls out the box of Ecstasy that Drue gave her. She opens the box and puts the pills in her hand and is looking at them when Andie comes into her room.]", "Andie: figured while I'm in there, I might as well slap on a little bit of that lip-- ahem. Are those some kind of pills?", "Jen: Yeah. Um, some kind of pills.", "Andie: We're not talking aspirin, are we?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Driving to the Map Point. The Mitch Mobile is going along the road. Gretchen and Dawson are sitting in the front seats, and Pacey and Joey are in the back seat.]", "Gretchen: You know what just went through my mind? That fourth of July in Cohasset. That was the last time all of us were in a car together. God, you guys were such babies. How old were you, Pacey?", "Pacey: I don't know, I don't remember.", "Dawson: We were 11. You were 14.", "Gretchen: And you were wearing something red. Is it possible that I remember that?", "Dawson: Unfortunately, yeah.", "[Gretchen and Dawson laughing]", "[Scene: The Park along the water line. Andie and Jen are walking along the waterfront and walk over to the swing set.]", "Andie: ecstasy, wow! So have you done a lot of it?", "Jen: Yeah, in New York. I never went to a rave without it, and I went to a lot of raves.", "Andie: Mm-hmm! So you must've liked what it did for you. I mean, otherwise, you wouldn't have kept taking it, right?", "Jen: Well, yeah, I mean-- first few times, it's amazing. It's hard not to love the x-effect.", "Andie: Which is what, exactly?", "Jen: Whew. Heh! What's with all the questions?", "Andie: I'm just curious. You know, a way to pass the time until jack gets out of that never-ending meeting.", "Jen: All right. Um, god. The first time you do X, it's really good. You get this feeling of loving everybody and everything, and everybody loves you and... That can be really powerful. X just made me happy. It just... Provided a pleasant vacation from my usual spot under the bell jar.", "Andie: So x makes you happy?", "Jen: Heh heh! Mmm, all kinds of wonderful.", "Andie: That doesn't sound so bad.", "Jen: Yeah, it's not at first. See, it lasts about 6 hours and then it's gone. And afterward, ironically, you're more depressed than when you started. The bad thing, like with any drug, it makes you lose your inhibitions. That's why I stopped. I just-- I just didn't know who I was anymore.", "Andie: Can I see it? Come on, I'm just, you know, I'm curious. I wanna see what they look like.", "Jen: Heh! Andie, you're way too interested.", "[He hands her the box]", "Andie: I'm just interested in feeling happy.", "Jen: Wait a minute. Didn't you just get in to Harvard?", "Andie: Yep. And one would think that finally getting the one thing that you wanted your entire life, you'd experience one moment of sheer joy, but", "Jen: no moment? You wanna talk about what you are feeling?", "Andie: Nope. Because that's all I ever do is talk and talk. Tonight, I just wanna have fun. I wanna leave my problems behind in a little field and pick them up tomorrow. I don't know. I-- I'm sure it's just some kind of weird delayed reaction thing, and I'm gonna feel happy soon. Yeah. It's just", "Jen: you will.", "[Jen holds her hand out for the box, but at that moment Jack walks up to them, and she quickly pulls her hand back, and Andie hides the box.]", "Jack: Oh, my god. Insufferable. I cannot wait to dance this soccer stuff right out of my head! What, did I, uh, interrupt something?", "Andie: No. Uh, just girl talk.", "Jack: Mm-hmm. Well, I'm glad you stopped when I got here. Shall we, uh, vamanos?", "Andie: Yeah.", "[Jen tries to get the box back, but Andie puts it in her back pocket.]", "[Scene: The Map Point. They finally arrive, to find it a driveway to an dark area, that is blocked off by a chain. They will have to walk the rest of the way.]", "Dawson: Could they make this any creepier?", "Gretchen: I'll be your map point buddy. Come on.", "[Gretchen and Dawson get out of the car.]", "Pacey: When did they become going-out-together buddies?", "Joey: I believe this is the inaugural event.", "Pacey: So, then of all the guys in Capeside that wanna befriend her, she picks Dawson. That doesn't bother you at all?", "Joey: Pace, he's the only person close to her age working at the restaurant. Makes perfect sense that they'd become friends.", "Pacey: No. I asked if it bothered you.", "Joey: No. It doesn't bother me.", "Pacey: Tsk! It bothers you.", "Joey: Heh! No, it doesn't bother me. It bothers you. You just want it to bother me, too.", "Pacey: So then what's bothering you?", "Joey: You.", "[Laughs]", "[Scene: The Map Point. Dawson and Gretchen come walking up to a guy standing alone on the drive.]", "Guy: Now, why are you here?", "Gretchen: To have a great night?", "Guy: Exactly! Right on! All right, um, 5 bucks a body.", "Dawson: We'll take 4.", "Guy: Follow the yellow brick road.", "Gretchen: Now that I have you alone, tell me, is it just a front, or are you really ok with the Joey-Pacey component of the evening?", "Dawson: Uh, it's a little awkward, I'm not gonna lie, but you know what? I'm in too good of a mood to let it bother me.", "Gretchen: Is that why you changed your mind?", "Dawson: Uh...Yeah. Actually, um, my parents decided to have the baby.", "Gretchen: Wow! Oh, Dawson, that's incredible.", "Dawson: Good, good. I wanted to tell you right away, but in light of-- you know, I--I didn't wanna ruin the evening.", "Gretchen: Oh, no. No, you can absolutely talk to me about this. You have to.", "Dawson: Ok. Good, because I--I-- I really wanted to share it with somebody, and-- I am so excited about this.", "Gretchen: As you should be. I mean, hey, as irritating as they are, younger siblings do have their pluses. You know, they're good for doing chores, and there's always someone to blame if anything gets broken.", "[Both laugh]", "Dawson: um, thank you. For sharing what you went through. It really helped me understand what my parents were going through from the right perspective.", "Gretchen: Yeah, well, if there's anything I'm good for, it's a little attitude adjustment.", "[Scene: The Rave Parking lot. Andie, Jack, and Jen pull in to park. Jack gets out of the car first, kind of excited.]", "Jack: Heh heh heh! Come on! Aw, man, this is awesome! Rave time has arrived!", "Jen: Hey, Andie, um, were we done back there at the park?", "Andie: Totally done.", "Jen: All right. So, you're ok?", "Andie: I am so ok. Actually, I feel really great.", "Jen: Well, why don't you give me back the X? Jack won't see.", "Andie: Um, Jen? Don't be mad, but I sort of took one.", "Jen: Andie, no. W-when?", "Andie: Well, before we got back to the car, I just decided-- you know, carpe diem.", "Jen: Andie, no, this is so not good for you.", "Andie: But you said it was amazing the first few times. And I think I've earned an amazing night, right? I'll pay you back. I mean, whatever it cost. Is it a lot?", "Jen: No, Andie, I don't care about the money. I care about you.", "Andie: That's so sweet, Jen. But I told you, I'm feeling fine. Um, look, can we not tell jack about this? Because I don't think he'd approve.", "Jen: Yeah.", "Andie: Ok, come on.", "[Scene: The entrance of the Rave. Gretchen, Dawson, Joey and Pacey walk up to find Drue standing there.]", "Drue: Ha ha! Right on! You guys are so not the squares I thought you were. Hi there. We haven't met.", "Andie: I don't have a problem with that.", "Drue: Ho ho ho! Ooh! Ouch!", "[Joey and Pacey are hugging, and She laughs at Drue's discomfort.]", "Joey: Somebody's out celebrating.", "Andie: Yep!", "Gretchen: What are we celebrating?", "Joey: Andie got into Harvard.", "Drue: Which explains your sudden, desperate need to focus on your future.", "Jen: I really don't need you tonight.", "Pacey: You did it, just like you always said you would.", "[He hugs Andie.]", "Drue: Wow, Potter. How cool are you? You don't mind that lasted just a split second longer then the ex-guidelines allow?", "Gretchen: Who is that guy?", "Dawson: Did you ever meet Abby Morgan?", "[Scene: Inside the Rave. They all enter. Dawson and Gretchen go off together. Pacey and Joey, Andie, Jack and Jen are following after them.]", "Andie: Wow, Jen! This place is so beautiful! [Techno music playing]", "[Gretchen and Dawson Walk off. Gretchen starts dancing and walking at the same time.]", "Gretchen: Wow. Whoo!", "Jen: Ok, um, Andie, petting Joey? Not a good way to maintain a low profile. I want you to enjoy this, but you're gonna have to try and maintain, especially around the people that you're gonna see come Monday morning.", "Andie: I'm ok, Jen, really! You don't have to worry about me. I'm feeling fine.", "Jen: I'm sure you are. Listen, Andie, I really wanna keep an eye on you tonight, so you're gonna have to work with me and stick by me.", "Andie: You're the best, Jen! [Giggles] ooh! I never knew your hair was so soft.", "Jen: Ok, Andie. Again, not in the realm of maintaining. You've gotta try harder for me, please?", "Jack: There are wild people everywhere. This is exactly the kind of reckless abandonment you need.", "Drue: Which of you Mcphees is going to dance?", "Andie: Me! I wanna!", "Drue: Right on, sister. Come on this way.", "Jen: Um, do me a big favor? I want you to keep an eye on Drue and Andie for me, all right?", "Jack: Why?", "Jen: Just trust me. He's not the kind of guy that you leave your sister with.", "[Commercial Break.]", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Inside the Rave. Joey and Gretchen are at one of the bars talking to one another.]", "Gretchen: I'm sorry about the Dawson snafu. When I invited him, he said no. It didn't even occur to me that he would change his mind.", "Joey: That's ok. I'm-- I'm kind of glad that we all ended up together. I mean, accidental or not, things have been getting better. Slowly.", "Gretchen: I'm glad to hear that. The three of you have so much history. And Dawson's such a great guy.", "Joey: Speaking of Dawson, um, and I know this is none of my business, is there possibly, even in the vaguest way, um, well, something happening with you and Dawson?", "Gretchen: Heh heh! Where exactly did that come from?", "Joey: Well, obviously you're aware of his incredibly infamous crush on you.", "Gretchen: Yeah, the one that ended when he was, like, 12.", "Joey: Well, um, you see, Gretchen, um, Dawson has this, um, way of hanging on to things since he was, like, 12. You know, I mean, sure he outgrows them, puts them in their proper perspective, but that doesn't always mean that they're gone. Sometimes I think they're just waiting around for the right moment to come out again and... Well, maybe if he thinks there's the slightest chance", "Gretchen: You know what I think? If Dawson is waiting for some childhood crush to come around again, he's not waiting on me.", "[Scene: Inside the Rave. Drue and Andie are dancing together.]", "Drue: Andie Mcphee, you are so high.", "Andie: Me?! No, I'm not.", "Drue: Yeah. Really? [He strokes her neck and she totally enjoys it.] Yeah, feels good, don't it?", "Andie: No, shh! I'm supposed to be maintaining. Nobody knows except Jen, and she's gonna make sure I'm ok tonight.", "Drue: Yeah, Andie, look. Honey, take my word for this, ok? I am a far, far better guide through the looking glass then Jen Lindley could ever be. Ok? Come on, ivy league, let's have fun.", "[Scene: Outside the Rave. Pacey is sitting on a couch outside, when Joey comes out finally finding him, and walks over to join him.]", "Joey: You know you're violating the sacred buddy system. No one ventures out alone, remember?", "Pacey: Yeah, well, I would've stayed in there, but I was really intimidated by all the intricate steps necessary to enjoy the most tuneless music known to man.", "Joey: I, too, felt a little out of place, you know, not having dressed in what could only be described as an homage to Japanese animation.", "Pacey: So, why are we here?", "Joey: We're trying something new.", "Pacey: Yeah, which only really serves to let me know how much I enjoyed the old.", "Joey: Hmm! Me, too. But I am glad we came. I mean, if nothing else, to witness the wasted youth of America firsthand.", "Pacey: And it ain't pretty. But you, Madame, most certainly are. Mmm! Mmm!", "[They Kiss]", "Joey: Heh heh heh! Remember how we used to play barnacle for your thoughts?", "Pacey: Yes.", "Joey: Well, I don't exactly have a barnacle on me, but I could offer you this lovely glow necklace.", "Pacey: Oh, which I would gladly accept.", "[He puts it on his head.]", "Joey: Oh! Gives you that whole Caesar look again. So, I did my part, and I think now you're supposed to tell me something deep and profound.", "Pacey: You wanna hear something deep and profound, huh? I miss true love, Joey. I mean, right now, sitting under the stars, my arm around you, let me tell you... I miss true love something fierce.", "Joey: I miss her, too, Pacey. Hmm.", "[Scene: Inside the Rave. Dawson finds Gretchen as she is walking down the stairs. She is deep in thought when he comes up carrying a glow necklace.]", "Dawson: Hey. Glow necklace? All the cool kids seem to be wearing them. No? If you don't like the color, I'd be more than happy to exchange it. They've got others.", "Gretchen: No, it's great. Thanks.", "Dawson: Is something wrong?", "Gretchen: Ok. There's no easy way to say this, so I'm just gonna put it out there. Is it possible, even in the vaguest way, that you're here because you think there's a chance something might be happening between us?", "Dawson: I think there is something happening between us. It's called friendship.", "Gretchen: And that's all you expect?", "Dawson: Did I do something to make you think I expected more?", "Gretchen: No. No, sorry. This is so out of the blue, I feel ridiculous that I even mentioned it.", "Dawson: Don't feel ridiculous. It's no secret that at one point in my life I would have killed for you to even acknowledge that I was in a room, let alone hang out with you. But, uh... I don't think that's where either one of us are at right now.", "Gretchen: So where are we at?", "Dawson: Um... Well... When that boat sailed last summer, I didn't just lose Joey. I lost my 2 best friends. But, you know, you move on, and... And if you're lucky, you make new friends like you. You're easy to talk to. You give really good advice. But, uh... I don't expect anything, you know? It's just the opposite, really. It's just... God, it's really nice to just be in the present with somebody.", "Gretchen: Ok. Ok? Dance or bounce?", "Dawson: Bounce?", "[Laughing]", "[Scene: Inside the Rave. Pacey and Joey walk in to find Drue and Andie. Andie goes up and hugs Pacey.]", "Andie: oh, my god! Hi! It's you guys! I love you guys! Mmm!", "Drue: [Chuckling] she's feeling the love.", "Joey: Apparently. [Giggling] yeah, Andie, I think you've done enough hugging tonight.", "Andie: I just wanted to show you guys how much I love you both. You guys are so good together! And, Joey, you are so nice! Well, except for the time when you dumped Dawson for Pacey. That was pretty cold. But, really, who can blame you? I mean, it's Pacey. [Giggles] I pretend not to care, but I have to admit, pace, you are the love of my life, and I am so not over you! I hope it's ok that I said that. I mean, we're all really good friends, so it shouldn't be that big of a secret, right?", "Joey: It's news to me, Andie.", "Andie: You totally don't have to worry. Pacey is so over me and such the faithful type. If only I had been-- maybe we'd still be together.", "Pacey: Andie, are you feeling ok?", "Andie: Oh, yeah. [Laughs] I feel great. And I just got into Harvard! Oh! We're gonna go bounce. Come with us! It'll be fun. Come on!", "Pacey: No. You guys go ahead.", "Andie: Ok! Ok. Let's go! [Giggles]", "[Scene: Inside the Rave. Jack is dancing with 2 girls when Jen comes up finally finding him.]", "Jen: jack. Jack! Jack!", "Jack: What, what?", "Jen: Hey. Hey, where'd everybody go?", "Jack: Jen, I want you to meet Holly and Liz.", "Jen: Right. Hi. Listen, can you just point me to where Andie went, general direction?", "Jack: I don't know. I lost track of her when I started hanging out with these guys. I don't know where they went.", "Jen: I asked you to do one thing-- one little thing.", "Jack: I don't know.", "Jen: Come on, we're gonna go find her.", "Jack: I--[grumbles] see you guys later. [He is dragged away by Jen.] Hey, what, uh, what is with you? I thought you were like this major Raver. All you seem to be doing is monitoring Andie.", "Jen: I'm just making sure she's all right.", "Jack: Why wouldn't she be?", "Jen: Let's just find her.", "[Scene: A large Moon Walk at the Rave. Dawson and Gretchen are bouncing around in it together, when They finally fall over. ]", "Dawson: Ha ha ha.", "Gretchen: Whoa!", "Dawson: Whoa!", "[Dawson landing on top of Gretchen.]", "Gretchen: Hey, this is a no-parking zone, buddy. Move it.", "Dawson: Here.", "[Dawson gets up and helps her up. Drue and Andie comes up to join them.]", "Andie: Hey, you guys, can we come bounce?", "Dawson: Yeah. Plenty of room.", "Andie: Thanks! Whoo hoo hoo! Hi there. Wow, this is so much fun! It's like a big gang bounce! I'm having so much fun with Drue and you and Dawson!", "[They all bounce around. Andie stops bouncing for a minute, because the lights, noise, and everything is starting to get to her. She start to wobble around, and Dawson notices her.]", "Dawson: You ok? You don't look so good, Andie.", "Andie: I'm getting a little bit of a headache. Let's sit this one out. Drue?", "Dawson: Rest for a minute. You'll be fine.", "Andie: Dawson, I'm not feeling so", "[Andie Collapses in Dawson's Arms.]", "Dawson: Andie? You all right? Andie?", "[Jack and Jen come up and see Andie, and Jack runs over to her.]", "Jack: God. Andie--Andie! Dawson, what happened?", "Dawson: I don't know. She just collapsed.", "Jack: Andie, come on! Wake up! Please don't do this! Come on! Please don't do this, Andie! Somebody help us! Andie! Come on! Come on, wake up. Wake up.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: A special section at the Rave. There are several cots lying around with sever people laying in them. Jack comes in carrying Andie and lies her down on one of them. Jen, Dawson, Gretchen, Pacey and Joey come in after them.]", "Jack: We need some help here. It's my sister. We were in the moon bounce, and she just collapsed.", "Paramedic: What's she on?", "Jack: Uh, an antidepressant, Nardil, I think.", "Paramedic: No. What is she on?", "Jen: X. She took a tab of ecstasy.", "Paramedic: With Nardil? How bad is it?", "Paramedic2: Temp's 103. Bp 190 over 110.", "Paramedic: We gotta get her to the hospital like 10 minutes ago. On my count. 1, 2, 3.", "[They carry her out to the Ambulance. They all follow, and Jack walking next to her the whole way.]", "Paramedic: If anyone's gonna ride, get in.", "Jack: Yeah, that's me.", "Jen: Jack", "Jack: not now, Jen.", "Jen: Please let me come with you.", "Jack: I think you've done enough for tonight.", "Jen: No, you don't understand. I didn't know she was on her medication. I", "Jack: what does it matter? You gave my sister drugs, Jen! Should be you in this ambulance.", "[The ambulance leaves and Dawson walks up to Jen.]", "Dawson: Do you, uh... You need a ride to the hospital?", "Jen: No. No, I should probably just go home.", "Dawson: Ok. [He turns to the others.] Let's go, guys.", "[Drue walks up to Jen.]", "Drue: How is she?", "Jen: Not good. Really not good.", "Drue: Come on. I'll take you home.", "[Scene: Outside Jen's House. Jen and Drue are walking up to her porch talking to each other.]", "Jen: At the park, all the warning signs were there. I don't know why I didn't see it.", "Drue: She took the stuff. It's not your fault.", "Jen: Drue, I practically stamped a-m-a approved on it. I should have known better. I mean, forget her medication, she could have gone down for any number of reasons, and it still would have been my fault.", "Drue: Andie is responsible for her own choices, even her bad ones. Why are you so interested in playing the martyr here?", "Jen: Does nothing faze you? Andie's my friend, and she's in the hospital right now because of something she got from me, and you don't think that I should feel bad?", "Drue: You want something to feel bad about? How about the way your \"friends\" iced you?", "Jen: I hate... I hate the way you twist everything.", "Drue: Hate it all you want. The truth still is, no matter what Andie tells them, Monday at school they're gonna treat you like this is your fault. You came here the banished bad seed, Jen. That's all you'll ever be to them. You know what? They want you to play that role so that they can feel better about the pathetic, plastic, Mayberry existence they're living.", "Jen: And I thought that I was damaged.", "Drue: You are. So am I. And that's why we need each other. We're coming from the same place here, Jen.", "Jen: No, Drue. We came from the same place, but now we're miles apart, and I intend to keep it that way. I'm gonna call my friend and see how she's doing.", "[Scene: In the Hospital outside Andie's Room. Jack walks out to join Dawson, Gretchen, Joey and Pacey sitting outside the door.]", "Jack: You get him?", "Dawson: Taken care of.", "Jack: Thanks.", "Gretchen: How's Andie?", "Jack: Uh...She's, uh, she's stable now. They said that she went into some kind of hypertensive crisis. See, Andie's on this older type of antidepressant, and it turns out it's, you know, it's a time bomb when it's mixed with the wrong thing. So, uh... In a way I guess, uh, we're pretty lucky the way things turned out, that she didn't, um... God, she could have died. They want to, um, they want to keep her overnight, so...I know she appreciates you guys being here and everything, but... I don't think she's in the mood for visitors right now. So maybe you should just go home, give her a call tomorrow, see how she's feeling.", "Gretchen: You're right. I'm sure she needs her rest. I think we do, too.", "Jack: Yeah. So...I'll see you guys tomorrow.", "[Jack walks back into the room.]", "Gretchen: Are you ok, pace?", "Pacey: No. No. I should have known that something was wrong. I mean, I knew. I just didn't know how bad it was.", "Dawson: Even if you had realized, there's nothing you could have done.", "Joey: Yeah.", "Pacey: I think I want to stay here tonight... If that's ok.", "Joey: Completely. You want company?", "[She hugs him.]", "Pacey: No, I'll just give you a call when I get home, ok?", "Joey: Here. In case you need something to rest on.", "[She hands him her Jacket.]", "[Scene: Gretchen and Pacey's place. Gretchen and Dawson walk up to the porch stopping before getting to the door.]", "Gretchen: Not exactly the evening I had in mind when I invited you.", "Dawson: Well, I don't think anybody had this evening in mind. But, uh... I'm glad I went.", "Gretchen: Me, too.", "Dawson: So, uh... Good night. See you at work.", "Gretchen: All right. Dawson.", "Dawson: Yeah?", "Gretchen: Your friendship means a lot to me, too. Coming back here has been really hard, and somehow you've made the transition a lot more enjoyable than I ever thought it could be.", "Dawson: Good. That's what friends are for.", "Gretchen: Well, good night.", "Dawson: Good night.", "[Scene: Standing in front of the Mitch Mobile. Joey is standing there when Dawson comes walking back.]", "Dawson: Weird night, huh?", "Joey: Yeah. I'm not even tired.", "Dawson: How 'bout hungry?", "[They hop in the car.]", "[Scene: The hospital room. Mr. Mcphee and Jack are sitting on either side of Andie's bed.]", "Andie: I'm sorry, daddy. I really am.", "Mr. Mcphee: I'm not mad, Andie.", "Jack: I am. The--the three of us, we, um... We need each other. You can't do stupid things like this, Andie. You just can't. I mean, think about what our family's been through already.", "Andie: I know. I'm sorry. I know it was stupid. It's the stupidest thing I've ever done. I don't know. It's just... I wanted to feel something, you know? Anything.", "Mr. Mcphee: It's ok. We'll get through this as long as we can communicate, you know, as... A family. You have to tell us what you're going through. No more secrets.", "[Pacey comes in carrying 2 cups of coffee.]", "Pacey: Ok. Hey. It's a...25-cent coffee from the machine, so don't get your hopes up.", "Mr. Mcphee: Thank you.", "Andie: You stayed.", "Pacey: Well, you know, I didn't have anything better to do, so I figured I'd just stay and bug you.", "Andie: You're not bugging me. About the things that I said, Pacey...", "Pacey: Hey, don't worry about what you said. Doesn't matter. What matters now is that you're ok.", "Andie: Thanks.", "[Scene: A pier on the creek. Joey and Dawson walk to the end of it during the sunrise and stop at the end of it.]", "Dawson: It doesn't seem right to have such a beautiful sunrise after the night we just had.", "Joey: I can't shake the way that Andie looked when they put her in that ambulance.", "Dawson: It's scary how things can turn so bad so fast.", "Joey: It's scary how real everything's been this year, you know? Jen and Pacey in the storm, and Andie tonight... Does make you kinda realize that any one of us could go at any moment for the stupidest of reasons.", "Dawson: Yeah. I remember when parties used to be bowling and birthday cakes, you know? Now they're high-risk adventures that can actually kill you. Another perk of growing up in the new millennium.", "Joey: You know, less than a year, Dawson, and we'll all be outta here.", "Dawson: Yeah.", "Joey: It's really sad to think that after 18 years of living down the creek from each other, there's gonna be no one rowing our boats anymore.", "Dawson: Well, I wouldn't put our boats in dry-dock just yet.", "Joey: You have plans for our boats?", "Dawson: I do. I think you should give yours to Alexander, because I'm gonna be giving mine to my new brother or sister.", "Joey: That's why gale's been so sick lately? She's pregnant?", "Dawson: Mm-hmm.", "Joey: Congratulations! Oh, my god! Well, you know, Capeside wouldn't be Capeside without a little leery running around.", "Dawson: Or rowing across the creek to get to your house.", "Joey: Sounds weird, but hearing that, makes me feel", "Dawson: old?", "Joey: How'd you know that?", "Dawson: It's the way I felt. Nothing--ha--propels you into adulthood faster than the next generation nipping at your heels.", "Joey: You know, Dawson, um... I think about it sometimes, and... Wherever we go next, it's hard to imagine life without you.", "Dawson: You did pretty well for 3 months.", "Joey: I think you know what I mean.", "Dawson: Yeah. Yeah, I do. [Sighs]" ]	Dawson's Creek	04x06	Great Xpectations	bunniefuu
Dawson_s_Creek_04x07.json	[ "While Andie is recovering from her near-fatal drug overdose at the party, Jack is blaming Jen for the whole incident and is refusing to talk to her. Jen blames Drue for her life falling apart when he turns Grams and the whole town against her by telling everyone that they intentionally gave Andie the drugs. After Andie comes home from the hospital her dad offers her the chance to spend the rest of the school year in Italy with her aunt, telling her that she has more than enough credits to graduate. Andie decides to go and plans a goodbye dinner with the whole gang. She tells them how important life is and not to waste valuable time with useless bickering. Jack and Jen get things straight and Andie tricks Dawson and Pacey into playing nice with each other." ]	[ "[Scene: College Advisor's Office. Joey is sitting in the chair while the advisor gets some files from the cabinet then sits down at her desk.]", "Advisor: It suits you.", "Joey: What's that?", "Advisor: The look-- deer standing in the road of senior year, caught in the headlights of college indecision.", "Joey: I'm seriously considering just running away and joining the circus.", "Advisor: Well...What do you say we keep that one as a fallback? Ok? I know this college application process can be pretty daunting, Joey, but you... Are well ahead of the game. Except for... Williams College. I'm missing your peer recommendation from \"the person who knows you best.\"", "Joey: Right. [Clears throat]", "Advisor: you've got the easy part. You just have to pick someone.", "Joey: Mm-hmm.", "Advisor: Is that gonna be a problem?", "Joey: No. I was just kind of hoping to take a vacation from large choices that carry even larger consequences.", "Advisor: Hmm. Ok. Try this. Close your eyes. Just...Humor me.", "Joey: [Chuckles uncomfortably]", "Advisor: Ok... Clear your mind of everything. It's just air up there.", "Joey: [Chuckles]", "Advisor: Ok. Now picture the question... Who is the person that knows you... Joey potter... The best? Ok. Open your eyes. Who'd you see?", "[Opening Credits]", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Andie's Bedroom. Andie is going through some stuff in her room, when Pacey comes in carrying some books.]", "Pacey: Lugging your literature to and fro is getting tiresome, Mcphee.", "Andie: Oh, well, pardon me if I'm not in a rush to hit those high school halls and be stared at like some kind of social leper.", "Pacey: It won't be like that.", "Andie: Oh, come on! I mean, can't you hear it? \"Ooh, there's that really smart girl who almost chemed herself to death inside the inflatable fun house.\"", "Pacey: Andie, if our high school didn't have a history of forgiving stupidity, how do you think I'd be able to walk down the halls, huh?", "Andie: You know, you guys have been really good about coming to visit me. But, uh, you've all been alone. Nobody's talkin' about the other night, and no one's talking to each other.", "Pacey: Well, yeah, we're not the most huggy of groups right now. I mean, our previously fractured circle of friends has just gone and fractured itself again.", "Andie: You mean Jen and Jack.", "Pacey: No, I mean everybody.", "Andie: That's ridiculous, because we all talked about this.", "Pacey: Well, you talked about it. You gave me the whole \"two to tango\" speech, but so far as I can tell, every tango needs someone to lead.", "Andie: And why is everybody so insistent that that person has to be Jen? I told you. It's not her fault. Ok. I'm gonna fix this. I'm just gonna get ahold of her and--", "Pacey: Why? Honestly. Why, Andie? I mean... Maybe not all friendships need to be saved. Maybe we're meant to just spend a certain part of our lives with certain people and then move on. Isn't that what this whole year is supposed to be about anyway--movin' on?", "Andie: Pacey, we can move on without moving away from each other.", "Pacey: Well, maybe we can't.", "[Scene: Mr. Brook's Hose. Dawson is cleaning up after finishing painting Mr. Brook's House, when Mr. Brook's Comes out to join him.]", "Mr. Brooks: Well, it's about damn time.", "Dawson: [Chuckling] please, Mr. Brooks. Your heaping praise for a job well done could swell a young man's head.", "Mr. Brooks: Two things about that statement trouble me, Mr. Leery. You used the word \"well\" and the word \"done.\" \"Well\" would imply that your brush strokes don't streak all to hell, and \"done\" would suggest that your work here's complete, neither of which could be further from the truth.", "Dawson: What do you", "Mr. Brooks: cheap paint, applied by even cheaper labor, wouldn't even come close to covering the cost to repair what you and your friends did to my boat.", "Dawson: I understand that from your point of view what we did was", "Mr. Brooks: illegal.", "Dawson: Right. But, look, it was a matter of life and death.", "Mr. Brooks: Well, compared to that, what's a little matter of whitewashing my fence?", "Dawson: Well, there's... [Chuckles]... The issue of my untouched applications for higher learning.", "Mr. Brooks: Ha ha! Believe me, Mr. Leery, from my observations, it isn't gonna be all that high.", "Dawson: Look, the thing is, I just don't have the time.", "Mr. Brooks: You're a resourceful lad. After all, you found time to steal a boat when you needed to. Now, if you want me to honor my promise not to press charges, you need to honor yours by workin' off your debt. All right?", "[Scene: Capeside High Hallway. Jen is opening her locker, when she notices Jack walking down the hall in her direction. When Jack looks up and sees her there, he stops and turns around and heads off in the other direction. Suddenly Drue walks up from behind Jen and cover's her eyes with his hands.]", "Drue: Guess who.", "Jen: Rough skin. Questionable odor. If I were a betting woman, I'd say my least favorite person on earth.", "Drue: Wrong. It's me.", "Jen: Drue, I thought that you and I had come to some sort of understanding.", "Drue: And what understanding might that be?", "Jen: That the best thing that you could do for me and the rest of civilization would be curl up and die.", "Drue: Normally, I'd welcome a round of banter, but there's somethin' we need to address. I've been gettin' the vibe from your friends that they think I'm a bad influence on you. We can't have them not wanting to play with me. How will I occupy my time?", "Jen: Drue, because of you, my friends aren't even speaking to me.", "Drue: Not even the precious Jack?", "Jen: [Slams locker] That is none of your business.", "Drue: You're right. Never mix business with pleasure. And nothing gives me more pleasure than to see you and the rest of your buddies all conflicted. Frankly, I didn't think it'd actually be this easy. And yet, here you are, avoiding all of them and talking to me. It's startin' to feel just like old times, huh?", "Jen: This is nothin' like old times, Drue.", "Drue: You know, no matter what or who you did, I've always been there with you, not pretending to be and then judgin' you afterwards. Can you say the same about your new friends?", "Jen: I can say this much. I don't care if every friend that I have in Capeside never speaks to me again. I will not look to you for solace or support... Ever.", "Drue: Just remember, Jen... That which does not kill me... Makes me more diabolical.", "[Scene: Pacey and Gretchen's Place. Pacey pulls up in the family SUV, and goes inside to find Joey sitting on the couch waiting for him, and Gretchen in the kitchen.]", "Pacey: Hey.", "Joey: Hey.", "Pacey: Andie sends her best.", "Joey: I was wondering where you were.", "Gretchen: Ahem! Don't mean to interrupt, but, Pacey, what day is it?", "Pacey: Thursday.", "Gretchen: And Thursday is...", "Pacey: The day after Wednesday.", "Gretchen: Ha ha! Cute. I'd like to see how cute you are when you find out there's nothing left to eat but junior mints and stale cookie crisps.", "Pacey: Because Thursday is the day a certain sibling is supposed to remember he's on grocery duty. [Sighs] Got the keys, boltin' out the door. [He kisses Joey]", "Gretchen: You--you want the list?", "Pacey: Not right now. Mmm-uhh! [He kisses her again]", "Gretchen: The list.", "Pacey: Don't believe a word she says. She lies.", "Gretchen: Good-bye, Pacey.", "[Pacey leaves]", "Gretchen: Tell me everything before the enemy returns to camp.", "Joey: Actually, Gretchen... There is something that I've been meaning to ask.", "Gretchen: What's that?", "Joey: How'd you manage it?", "Gretchen: What's that?", "Joey: Avoid college application dysphoria?", "Gretchen: You know, you might be dating one, Joey, but you still can't out-Witter a Witter, especially an older one.", "Joey: What do you mean?", "Gretchen: Avoidance. You've had something on your mind ever since you waltzed in here. And I've finally got it down to a subject, but I still need the text. So spill.", "[They head outside and sit on a bench.]", "Joey: Ok. I'm one recommendation short of finishing my application. To Williams.", "Gretchen: That's great!", "Joey: You haven't heard the punch line yet. Um, it's a peer rec to be written by... The person who knows me best.", "Gretchen: Ah. And the plot thickens. So, have you asked him yet?", "Joey: Who?", "Gretchen: Dawson.", "Joey: Dawson? Well, see, uh... If I ask Dawson-- not that I'm going to-- but if I do ask him...", "Gretchen: What about Pacey?", "Joey: Exactly. What about Pacey? I mean, no matter which one I ask, somebody's gonna get hurt.", "Gretchen: But that person shouldn't be you by default. You've gotta be a little selfish here. They want the person who knows you the best, not the person you happen to be dating.", "Joey: So you're saying I should ask Dawson?", "Gretchen: I'm saying you should answer the question.", "[Scene: The Mcphee living room. Andie and Mr. Mcphee are sitting on the couches watching TV. Actually Mr. Mcphee is spending more time looking at her than the TV.]", "Andie: I--I could flip to something else, something you might actually want to watch.", "Mr. Mcphee: I'm pretty obvious, aren't I?", "Andie: Unhh. Fact of the matter is, I'm not really watching it, either. [notices him staring] What? What is it?", "Mr. Mcphee: I've been watchin' you this past week. And thinking. I've made a lot of mistakes with this family. I want to fix that.", "Andie: You don't have to", "Mr. Mcphee: I spoke to Principal Peskin this afternoon. You have more than enough credits to graduate. And now with your early acceptance to university, all that you really need to do is walk come June. So...What would you think about taking the rest of the school year off?", "Andie: To do what? Uh, get a job?", "Mr. Mcphee: You know, that's not exactly what I had in mind. I was trying to remember the last time I saw you relax. No responsibilities. No burden, no worries. And then... I remembered your face that summer in Florence with, uh, aunt Georgia? There was this market.", "Andie: Yeah, in that square by her flat?", "Mr. Mcphee: I mean, you were running from cart to cart... Charming everyone.", "Andie: Come on, dad. I was 11.", "Mr. Mcphee: It was more than that, Andie. You were free.", "Andie: Are you saying that I should go to Italy?", "Mr. Mcphee: Georgia says she'd be delighted to have some company. And you're always talking about spending time in Europe.", "Andie: Uh...I don't know if I sh", "Mr. Mcphee: Andie. The next 4 years are gonna be even more intense than the last 4. Trust me. This might be your only chance... In your whole life... For an opportunity like this. Think about it.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: The Mcphee House. Jack is sitting at the table working on the laptop computer, on AOL, when he gets the You've Got Mail sound. Andie looks over his shoulder to see that it is an email from Jen, that he deletes without reading.]", "Jack: [disgruntled sigh]", "Andie: you can't keep avoiding her.", "Jack: I can try.", "Andie: This is Jen Lindley that we're talking about.", "Jack: I know. And I know what you're trying to do, Andie, but right now, I'm not willing to have this conversation.", "Andie: Ok. So, dad wants me to take the rest of the year off. How's that for a conversation?", "Jack: Oh, off of what?", "Andie: Off of everything. I mean... We haven't made any final decisions yet.", "Jack: H-hold on. So you get all the perks of senior year at Capeside with no homework Where do I sign up?.", "Andie: Actually, I wouldn't be...In Capeside. I'd be in Italy. [Chuckles] in Florence, to be exact.", "Jack: You'd live with aunt g? Wow. We haven't-- we haven't seen her since, um...", "Andie: Forever. I know. But remember how much I loved it?", "Jack: I'm sorry, Andie. It just-- it just sounds like you'd be running away.", "Andie: From what?", "Jack: You tell me. I mean, you've been looking forward to senior year with anticipation that often borders on frightening, and then here it is and you want to leave. And you stay, and you have 6 months of zero responsibility, surrounded by family and friends.", "Andie: Yeah, friends who can't even stand to be in the same room with one another.", "Jack: That's exactly my point. Do you really want to leave when you're the only one that everyone's still talking to?", "Andie: Jack, you make it sound like there's no valid reason for me to go.", "Jack: Yeah, I always pictured you as the girl... Who didn't just go to the last party of senior year... But threw it. You'd leave and miss the end of this? All of it? That's not somethin' I thought you'd ever do. But then again... [Chuckles]... I guess I've been, uh... Makin' that mistake about a lot of people these days.", "[Scene: Capeside High Councilor's Office. Jen walks in to see Mitch, Grams, and officer, and Ms. Valentine there waiting for her.]", "Mitch: Jen. Thanks for comin' down.", "Jen: Yeah. No problem.", "Mitch: This is officer Morris from juvenile correction.", "Jen: What's up?", "Drue: I had to tell them.", "[Jen didn't notice him and is startled]", "Drue: We've been naughty, naughty kids, Jen, and frankly, we need help.", "Jen: Drue, what are you doin'?", "Drue: What's best. I told 'em all about our mutual experience with ecstasy... And how we both contributed to the delinquency of poor Andie Mcphee.", "Mitch: Have a seat, Jen.", "Jen: Listen. You can't believe a word that this guy says. He's just", "Ms. Valentine: A victim. Drue had finally cleaned up his act.", "Jen: Does anybody want to hear my side of the story before handing down a sentence?", "Drue: It's not about punishment, Jen. It's about prevention.", "Jen: Are you guys actually buying this crap?", "Grams: Jennifer.", "Drue: Are you saying that we don't have a past speckled with recreational drug use?", "Jen: I'm saying that I don't have a present. Grams, please. You know me. Ask.", "Drue: Jen. I've admitted to my part. I mean... I admit that I gave you the drugs. And somehow they got from your hands to... Andie's nervous system. I--I mean, do I fib?", "Ms. Valentine: If I may point out? That by coming forward with this information, my son has clearly demonstrated that he is ready to tackle his past indiscretions.", "Mitch: I think we all appreciate Drue's forthcoming nature.", "Officer: And...In recognition of that, I think this can all be handled with 100 hours of community service.", "Grams: Excuse me.", "[Grams leaves]", "Drue: Waitso we'll meet up later... Discuss which part of the community is most in need of servicing?", "[Outside the school, Jen runs after Grams who is walking very quickly.]", "Jen: So, do I start packing my bags immediately, or should I wait until after dinner? Grams, will you listen to me, please? I am so, so sorry.", "Grams: No. I--I do not... Want to have this conversation, Jennifer. I thought we had a relationship based on honesty and truth. I will not yell. I will not punish. Scolding is for children, and, Jennifer, you are no longer a child. I wish to god you were. Maybe then there'd still be time to right whatever it is that's wrong with you. I have never... In all my life... Been so deeply disappointed in anything or anyone. I don't even... I don't even have the words.", "[Grams walks away without her.]", "[Scene: The outside of the Mcphee House. Jen comes up to the front door and rings the door bell and Jack answers the door.]", "Jen: Hey. I got your e-mail. I was surprised. I wasn't sure if you were ever gonna write back.", "Jack: I didn't.", "Jen: Well, if you didn't, then", "Jack: Andie.", "Jen: Probably figured it was the only way to get the two of us to break our code of silence.", "Jack: Well, that would require both of us wanting it broken. Look, I didn't e-mail you. I don't have anything to say to you.", "Jen: Come on, Jack, what do you want? You want to just be angry, fine. But...I mean, at some point, you're gonna have to tell me how to fix this. You want me to say \"sorry\"? I have. I've apologized for making a mistake... For--for poor judgment. I've apologized for things that I don't even think were really my fault. I'm 17, and...I... I just--I did something stupid. But when you--when you're close to somebody and they do something unexplained or out of character... You don't--you don't just abandon them. You, of all people, should understand. It's killing me what you're doing. You may not ever do what I did, but what you're doing right now, I can tell you, I would never do to anybody, e-especially you.", "[Jen closes the door and leaves, and Andie who has watched this from behind Jack is just looking at him]", "Jack: There. We talked. Now do you get it, Andie? Nothin' you can do is ever gonna fix this.", "[Scene: The Leery Front Porch. Joey is about to knock on the door, when she has second thoughts and stops herself. She turns to leave and walk down the steps when she notices Dawson coming out of the Garage carrying a lot of painting supplies.]", "Dawson: Hey.", "Joey: Hey. Need some help with that?", "Dawson: Yeah. Yeah. Something tells me you didn't come all the way over here just to help me carry paint, so... Did you finally realize how wrong it is I've been working off our debt to Mr. Brooks all by myself?", "Joey: Me and my yacht club employment are forever in your debt, Dawson.", "Dawson: Right. Right. I'll put it on your tab. So, um... Are you...Gonna ask me?", "Joey: Ask what?", "Dawson: You've got your favor face on.", "Joey: I do not.", "Dawson: Oh, now you've got your \"I'm lying\" face on.", "Joey: Ok. Um... It's, uh... Here.", "[She hands him the Peer Recommendation.]", "Dawson: \"The person who knows you best.\" Wow. Wow.", "Joey: You said that already.", "Dawson: Yeah. I... Thought it had more impact the second time.", "Joey: So, what do you think?", "Dawson: What do you think?", "Joey: I think that... I want you to say that you'll write it for me.", "Dawson: Are you sure that I'm the right person? I mean, does Pacey know about this?", "Joey: No. Uh...But if you say yes, he will. Are you the right person, Dawson? Well, you're the only person who knows that I have a favor face. I'm just asking that you ponder the possibility, ok? And...If you do decide to write it, then... You're the right person.", "Dawson: Ok.", "[Commercial Break.]", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Mr. Brooks House. Dawson is painting the fence around his house, when Mr. Brooks pops his head out and calls to Dawson.]", "Mr. Brooks: Mr. Leery! Unless you'd like to starve to death, you better get in here!", "Dawson: [Sighs]", "[Inside the house Dawson notices several pictures of different people all over the walls. He goes to the table and sits down and takes a bite of the dinner.]", "Mr. Brooks: Food's in here!", "Dawson: Mr. Brooks, this is really good.", "Mr. Brooks: Oh, you're not one of them.", "Dawson: One of who?", "Mr. Brooks: One of those teenagers who can't stand a moment of good old-fashioned silence. If the dinner table was meant for talking, they'd call it the talking table.", "Dawson: You know what? I'm gonna take this outside.", "Mr. Brooks: Oh, yeah, well, that's why your friends never come over here and help you. You don't face your issues, leery. You just take 'em outside. You keep doin' that, you're gonna end up doin' a hell of a lot more than just painting alone.", "Dawson: [Snickers] well, what about you? You got a whole wall full of photographs, full of people who I've never seen before. Who--who are they? You once critiqued my photography, saying I didn't have enough life in my pictures. I would say you've got the opposite problem. Where are these pictures in your life?", "[Mr. Brooks stands up and walks over to where Dawson is holding the picture.]", "Mr. Brooks: My brothers. 30 years ago, they came to me asking for money to start their own business. My gut was screaming no. Didn't feel right. Timing was not the best, but they needed me. And even though your gut said no... I invested a lot. The business lost a lot, and so did I. As you take on years, Mr. Leery, you'll come to realize that you don't always lose people from your life by choice. Sometimes it, uh... Just happens... When you make the wrong ones.", "[Scene: Andie's Bedroom. Andie is sitting on the bed writing some stuff down, when there is a knock on her door and Pacey walks in carrying more books.]", "[Knock on door]", "Andie: hey!", "Pacey: Hey. I got some A.P. English here with a side of calc.", "Andie: Ooh. Thanks. [Chuckles] uh... Pacey... Nggghh! I have a secret. And...I know that we haven't shared one of these in a long time, but...I really need to tell you, or I'm gonna burst.", "Pacey: Sure, thing... What's goin' on?", "Andie: Ok. Um... My dad suggested that I take the rest of the school year off. Yeah. That I go to Italy for 6 months and see my aunt.", "Pacey: Well, that's... Quite an offer.", "Andie: Yeah. And I know why he's making it. I mean, obviously, because of last week, he's worried, but... Also we talked about it. You know? I mean we really talked about this, and... It's just different this time.", "Pacey: So, what does Jack have to say about all this?", "Andie: I thought he was gonna be the first one to volunteer to help me pack up. Right? But instead, he... He gives me all these sound arguments and reasons for why I should stay. You know, he left once, too.", "Pacey: Yeah, but he moved across town, not across the world.", "Andie: So my father wants what's best for my health, my brother is being selfish out of love.", "Pacey: And you want a tiebreaker.", "Andie: Come on, Pacey. You've done it before. In fact, you almost made a hobby out of saving this damsel in distress.", "Pacey: I didn't save you. You saved yourself. You just took me along for the ride.", "Andie: Well, then why can't I save myself now? Why is making this decision so hard? You know, maybe Jack is right. Maybe going to Italy is running away.", "Pacey: From what?", "Andie: From everything! Taking the easy way out. Packing up when life hits a rough patch.", "Pacey: Or...Maybe this is exactly what you need... To have the strength, the will, to take off the training wheels and...Try riding on your own for a while.", "Andie: I don't know if I can do that, Pacey. I mean, a lot of what's been happening is because of me. And what are people gonna think if?", "Pacey: Andie. You can. You spend way too much time worryin' about everybody else. We all do. But at the end of the day, it's your life. It's not your dad's, it's not Jack's, it's not mine. It's yours, and you get to live it. So you're the tiebreaker, Andie.", "[Scene: The Capeside Community Center. Jen and Drue are sitting on a couch, while Drue flips through a binder.]", "Drue: Hey. We can help build a new community center for kids.", "Jen: Just shut up, Drue.", "Drue: Jenny... This little rift of ours troubles me so. I mean, I felt that we were growing apart, and we need to spend some quality time together. And I could only help but dream of us pickin' up pieces of trash on the roadside and how that city-provided orange jumpsuit would just hug you in all the right places.", "Jen: Drue, you forget that I know you. You did this to look better to everybody else, to protect that inner iago of yours. But I think that you'll find that no amount of apologizing is good enough for these people once they've made up their minds about who you are.", "Drue: These people have no idea who we are, Jen. That's what I've been tryin' to tell you. These are not your people. I am your people. And all that Capeside will ever be for you... Is your past.", "[Scene: The Mcphee Kitchen. Andie is sitting at the counter working on some school work, when Mr. Mcphee walks into the house.]", "Andie: Hey.", "Mr. Mcphee: Hey. Oh, you look like you're getting your color back.", "Andie: Yeah, I think I am. Everything seems to be going ok around here now, huh?", "Mr. Mcphee: What do you mean?", "Andie: Like...You and Jack. Things are... Ok between you guys now, huh?", "Mr. Mcphee: Yeah. Yeah, they are.", "Andie: I mean... If you and Jack can work things out, then...Why can't Jen and Jack, right? Or Pacey and Dawson, or any of us, really?", "Mr. Mcphee: Well, all it takes is realizing what you risk losing by letting someone go.", "[Scene: The pier at the Potter B&B. Joey is sitting on the end of it doing some reading when Dawson comes walking up behind her.]", "Dawson: Hey.", "Joey: Hey.", "Dawson: Plowing through tonight's reading, as per usual.", "Joey: Try last night's. I thought I'd catch up. But Mr. Copeland in room 3, he has a tendency to break out in song while bathing. [Chuckles] this seat's not taken.", "Dawson: Uh, it's ok. I can't stay.", "[He hands her back the Peer Recommendation.]", "Joey: Um... Um... Well... Either you're a very fast writer, which I know not to be the case, or... You come bearing bad news.", "Dawson: I just--I be-- I've...Been... [Sighs] thinking about it since the minute you asked me, and... The answer just keeps on coming back the same. I'm not the right person... To write this. Not anymore.", "Joey: You did what I asked. You, um... You thought about it, and... I thank you for that.", "Dawson: Sorry. Ok.", "[Dawson turns and leaves, running into Pacey as he goes.]", "Dawson: Pacey.", "Pacey: Dawson. So. Play date?", "Joey: Look, not exactly. Uh... Pace, I asked Dawson to write a peer recommendation for me. He said no, so it's really nothing.", "Pacey: Well, that's not nothing. The nothings you tell me about. It's the somethings that you keep secret.", "Joey: I know this tone, and it signifies the start of a really nasty conversation, but you know what? It takes two to have one, and I'm not up for sparring. Not over this.", "Pacey: Ah. So. Now you get to decide what it is that we talk through, but you also get to decide what it is that we let slide, huh? Were you ever gonna tell me about this?", "Joey: It's been hard to tell you much of anything this week. You're never around.", "Pacey: Ok. Look. [Chuckles] if you're angry with me for how much time I was spending with Andie-- look.", "Joey: Pacey-- that's not it. Ok? I was just waiting to see if he'd agree to do it in the first place before world war-- where are we now? 15? And if you're upset that I asked him, Pacey... It's because it was the question. You know, third grade, Dawson was there when I broke my left arm jumping off Peter Masik's backyard swing. He was there the night I came home early from Lake Emandal because I was homesick. And he was there the day that I had to wear that horrific training bra for the first time, and... The day that my mom passed away, you know, he was the first one to come through the door, and he sat with me the whole day, and he never once asked me how I was doing because he, unlike everyone else, he knew me well enough to know that there weren't words to describe how I was doing. So you...Really, pace... You can't be angry with me for asking him.", "Pacey: I'm not angry that you asked Dawson to do something for you. It's the question. \"The person who knows you best.\" When do I get to be that person?", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Outside the Leery Fish House. Dawson is walking up to it, when he runs into Joey walking the same direction.]", "Joey: Dawson? You look pretty swank for fish duty tonight.", "Dawson: Uh...Thank you.", "Joey: Did your mom enlist your services for this evening?", "Dawson: No. Actually, I'm a paying customer tonight. I'm having dinner with Andie.", "Joey: That's strange, 'cause... I'm having dinner with Andie.", "Dawson: Really.", "[Jack comes up to join them.]", "Jack: Hey, guys.", "Dawson: Let me guess. Dinner with Andie?", "Jack: Yeah. How'd you know?", "[They go inside to find Pacey sitting at a table.]", "Dawson: [Chuckles uncertainly] Pacey.", "Joey: What's goin' on? Where's Andie?", "Pacey: She's in the bathroom perfecting the answer to your first question.", "Jack: Wh-what's this all about?", "Pacey: I don't know. Don't shoot the diner. I'm a guest, just like you.", "[Andie comes out of the bathroom]", "Andie: Hey, guys. Thanks for coming.", "Pacey: So...Now that we're all here, why are we here?", "Andie: You'll find out shortly. We're just waiting for one person.", "Pacey: Andie, come on, this is...", "[Jen enters from behind them]", "Andie: [Chuckles] oh, wait. Here she is. Hey, Jen.", "Jen: Hi. We saved a seat for you.", "Jack: You know what? I'm, uh... I'm not that hungry. Andie, can you bring me home a doggie bag?", "Jen: It's obvious that I'm the one crashing the party. I'll go.", "Jack: I just said I was goin'.", "Andie: No. I am. I'm leaving Capeside. And, uh...That's why I asked you all to come here tonight... To say good-bye, and also there's something that I need to say to you guys... All of you, before I go. So...So, Jen, Jack, please stay.", "[They all sit down]", "Andie: You know what? It shouldn't have taken a scheme to get you all here tonight. When my dad first made me the offer to take the rest of the year off, I sat down with my trusty number 2... [Chuckling] and made my list of pros and cons. The pros were pretty obvious. Opportunity of a lifetime, right? And then came those nasty cons. You know what got top billing? You guys. The thought of leaving all of my friends... I mean, you guys are the ones who have supported and consoled and...Understood, unconditionally. But look at us now. We are a mess. And let's talk about why, starting with last week's fiasco. Ok, enough with the blame Jen game. If I don't, you shouldn't. Yes, she had them. But I took them. It was my fault. And Pacey, Joey, Dawson... You guys are so lucky. Do you have any idea how rare it is to have friends that you've known your entire life? So please don't underestimate that. Because in the end, you always go back to the people that were there in the beginning. And in the beginning, there were the three of you. And...You two.", "[She turns to Jen and Jack]", "Andie: You know what? This is just... It's really inexcusable. The biggest reason that was keeping me here was the thought that if I left, you wouldn't have a sister around. But then I realized that you would. When I, uh... First met you... I didn't know much about love... Or friendship. And each of you taught me a lot about both. So maybe by my leaving I can return the favor. Because the thought of it ending like this... [Andie sniffles] the way things are right now... It's just... It's not how I want to remember us. Do you? [Andie sniffles]", "[The camera pans from face to face and you can see the emotion in all of their eyes. Jen gets up and hugs Andie.]", "[Scene: By the bathroom door. Pacey is knocking on the door, when Joey comes up to him.]", "[knock knock]", "Joey: is anybody in there?", "Pacey: Uh, yeah. And there's only room for one. Oh. Which, I guess, is kind of a recurring theme these days.", "Joey: [Sighs] pace, I'm really sorry?", "Pacey: hold on a second. Let me go first this time. [Chuckles] Ohh...Jo, I'm sorry for how I reacted to the whole peer rec thing. I think it was just kind of a left hook to the hot button, and... I reacted... Like Pacey.", "Joey: You know who that guy you reacted like is gonna be in 10 years, pace? The person who knows me best. Dawson knows my past. My future lies with you. If you think about it, you know, you didn't even like me a few years ago.", "Pacey: Well, you always tease the ones you love.", "Joey: And you do always have to deal with the ones that you used to love.", "[Pacey sighs and looks over at the table where Dawson and Andie are sitting and talking.]", "[Scene: Outside the Fish House. Jen is leaving when Jack comes running up to stop her.]", "Jack: Hey.", "Jen: Ohh... Hi.", "[She wipes the tears from her eyes.]", "Jack: [Chuckles] is, uh... Is that the girl that used to tell me everything?", "Jen: Is that the boy who used to listen?", "Jack: I never stopped listening, Jen. I--I just... Didn't particularly like what I was hearing. Look, what-- what Andie said in there, um... You--you are such an important part of my life, and I... I thought maybe you were changin' on me.", "Jen: I haven't changed, Jack. Still me... Jen Lindley, a girl who screws up every now and again.", "Jack: I'm sorry.", "Jen: I don't need an apology. I just need somebody who'll stand by me. You willing to do that?", "Jack: You willin' to keep standin'?", "Jen: Uhhhh... [Chuckles]", "[They Hug]", "[Scene: The Waterfront outside the Restaurant. Joey is standing at the edge looking over the water, when Dawson comes up to join her.]", "Dawson: [chuckling] I knew I'd find you here.", "Joey: Thought you didn't know me anymore, Dawson.", "Dawson: The truth is, I never doubted how well I knew you, Joey. I was just afraid of what would happen if I had to put it all down on paper. Before, you told me... That, if I decided to write the recommendation, that I was the right person for the job. If the offer still stands, I would really like to do that for you.", "Joey: I'd like that, too. Thank you.", "Dawson: That's nice to see.", "[They look over to see Andie and Pacey sitting on a bench]", "Joey: Gives them something to hold onto.", "Dawson: Well, what do you say you come inside and help me give us all somethin' to hold onto?", "[Scene: The Bench. Andie and Pacey are sitting together talking to one another.]", "Andie: You know, uh... This could potentially be the last time?", "Pacey: oh, don't say that. There's no need for that. You'll be back, you know? There's...Prom, and there's graduation.", "Andie: And a whole 'nother world out there. Pacey, you said it yourself.", "Pacey: Is that why you're doin' this? Because of what I said?", "Andie: [Sighs] whoa. Pacey, you gave me my strength. You know? The strength to do things that I always needed to do, but was too afraid to do.", "Pacey: [Chuckles] no. No. I'm sorry. I don't think that you get to use the adjective \"afraid\" anymore while being self-referential. You can now use \"brave\" and perhaps occasionally \"stalwart.\"", "Andie: \"Stalwart.\" No. I hate \"stalwart.\"", "Pacey: Well, that's too bad. You're stuck with \"stalwart.\" You know, I think what we're gonna miss the most about you, Mcphee, is just your overwhelming optimism... [Chuckles] your ardent belief that everything in the world is wonderful until proven crap. Do you think maybe you could just... Leave us a little bit of that when you go?", "Andie: Oh, it's the least I could do.", "[They Hug.]", "Pacey: I'm gonna miss you, Andie.", "Andie: Me, too.", "[Scene: Inside the restaurant. Everyone is gathering while Dawson sets up the camera.]", "Jack: Hey.", "Andie: Hey.", "Jack: Hey. Look, Andie, I just-- the only reason that I said that you shouldn't go is 'cause... I'm gonna miss you more than anything.", "Andie: Good.", "Jack: The thought of not havin' you around, of--of havin' to say good-bye...", "Andie: Jack... You're my brother. There are no good-byes.", "Jack: I love you.", "Andie: I love you, too.", "[He sets the timer and runs over to join them.]", "Dawson: Ok, everybody. Let's do this. And we are... On the clock.", "[Dawson goes up next to Andie, but she moves out of between him and Pacey and puts Pacey's arm over Dawson's shoulder. They look at each other and smile and Dawson puts his arm over Pacey's shoulder. Andie goes over to stand on the other end next to Jack. The order from left to right goes: Andie, Jack, Jen, Joey, Pacey, and Dawson.]", "In Loving Memory David Dukes" ]	Dawson's Creek	04x07	You Had Me At Good-bye	bunniefuu
Dawson_s_Creek_04x09.json	[ "Dawson asks Mr. Brooks' advice on becoming a director. Mr. Brooks gives Dawson some insight on his past and why he is the way he is. Joey takes Pacey to a dinner hosted by an exclusive college. She is a nervous wreck but Pacey saves the day. The Leery's host a Christmas party which provokes well hidden feelings between Dawson and Gretchen to surface. Joey and Pacey arrive late at the party and witness a kiss between their friends. Jen hasn't filled out a single college application, and Jack is concerned. Grams, who hasn't spoken to Jen since the incident with Andie, has an idea to get Jen's college applications in on time and enlists Jack to help with her plan." ]	[ "[Scene: Dawson's Bedroom. Camera Pans across as female lying in Dawson's Bed from behind, and slowly around to Dawson who is sitting on the floor in front of the bed and the are watching a video tape. The camera turns and we can see that the woman is Gretchen.]", "Dawson: Wow.", "Gretchen: \"Wow. Look at the hidden treasure I've unearthed\"? Or \"wow. There's 87 minutes of my life I'd like back\"?", "Dawson: I wanted to hate it. I really did, but I-- I can't. This--I mean, this is the... Heartbreaking work of a staggering genius.", "Gretchen: Wait a second. Are you trying to tell me that Turn Away, My Sweet is the product of a genius?", "Dawson: As much as it pains me, yeah.", "Gretchen: I don't know, Dawson. All I saw was some formula gangster movie. I mean, I'm still picking the pulp out of my teeth.", "Dawson: Yeah, it was pulpy, and it was by-the-numbers, but underneath all the hard-boiled sturm and drang was this great big thumping heart. I mean, this is a love story masquerading as a genre piece.", "Gretchen: Dawson, the girl hired the guy to kill her. How is that a love story?", "Dawson: Because just when she had given up on love, he came into her life.", "Gretchen: Yeah, and he tried to kill her.", "Dawson: Right, but he couldn't because he fell in love with her. Right when she'd given up and stopped looking, she stumbled into her own fairy tale. It's brilliant.", "Gretchen: I don't know. If you ask me, Tarentino does this stuff a lot better and in color.", "Dawson: Oh, ho! And now you're completely proving my point even more for me.", "Gretchen: Which is?", "Dawson: A.I. Brooks was way ahead of his time.", "Gretchen: I like you like this.", "Dawson: Dare I ask what \"this\" is?", "Gretchen: Passionate, opinionated, irritating, even.", "Dawson: Why--why did he stop?", "Gretchen: Someone could ask you the same thing. I mean, when I left for college you were like this unstoppable force of film geek energy. I mean, you were all Spielberg this and Hitchcock that, and I come back and film is like this unfinished project you sort of stuffed in your closet. Which begs the question whatever happened to the talented young filmmaker Dawson Leery? Why did he stop? And where is he now?", "[Opening Credits]", "[Scene: The Capeside Yacht Club Pier. Joey is sitting on a bench doing some school work when Ms. Valentine comes up to her.]", "Ms. Valentine: I'm not paying you to study for your G.E.D., Dear.", "Joey: Mrs. Valentine, it's 3:45, which means I'm early. 15 whole minutes to do with what I please. And why is it so hard for you to remember that I go to school with your son?", "Ms. Valentine: Yes, and speaking of things I'd just as soon forget, I ran into your sister Becky at the drug store. Clearly not there to pick up any contraceptives.", "Joey: It's Bessie.", "Ms. Valentine: Oh, well, that's important, isn't it, dear? [A gentleman comes walking up to them.] Walter!", "Walter: Mrs. Valentine.", "Ms. Valentine: What can I do for you, Walter?", "Walter: Well, I just wanted to make sure everything was in order for Saturday night.", "Ms. Valentine: Oh, Walter, we are in tip-top shape. We are fully stocked and fully staffed, and I was just about to tell little Joey potter here that her Saturday night off was now a Saturday night back on.", "Joey: But", "Ms. Valentine: Joey. In addition to being one of the club's handsomest members, Mr. Kubelik here is also the alumni rep for Worthington, and Saturday night he's hosting a networking party for promising new applicants, and I'm going to need you to help wait on them.", "Joey: I can't.", "Ms. Valentine: So you're quitting, then?", "Joey: No", "Ms. Valentine: Ooh! You've gone insane.", "Joey: Look, Mrs. Valentine, I will be there.", "Ms. Valentine: Yes. You will. Now, Walter, where were we?", "Joey: I don't think you're understanding me, Mrs. Valentine. I'll be there... At the party... As a guest.", "Ms. Valentine: [Laughing]", "Walter: Wait a minute. You're Josephine Potter? Hey, it's a pleasure to meet you. Your essay was outstanding. Mrs. Valentine, this young lady is one of our most promising applicants.", "Ms. Valentine: Oh.", "Walter: I would appreciate it if you gave her the evening off and sat her at my table.", "Ms. Valentine: Well, of course, Walter, anything you want. I just--I just don't know who we're going to get to replace her. Joey's such a shining member of our wait staff.", "Joey: Well, there's always Drue.", "Ms. Valentine: Yes. Yes.", "[Scene: The Leery Fish House. Dawson is sitting at the bar working on his laptop computer, while Mitch and Gale decorate a Christmas Tree and Gretchen is working in the Restaurant table area.]", "Dawson: Ok, guys. Historic moment. I am finishing my very last essay from my very last college application... USC film school. And I...Am... Done.", "Gale: Congratulations, honey.", "Mitch: Yeah, we're proud of you.", "Gale: And now you're free to relieve your pregnant mother of her light-stringing duty.", "Gretchen: Wow. Could it be? Could this mean it's time for the annual Leery holiday party? [There is a big pause and everyone looks at each other.] Oh, did I just say something wildly inappropriate?", "Gale: Oh, no, not at all, honey. It's just, um...", "Mitch: Well, we haven't done that in a while.", "Dawson: Let me decode. We haven't had a Christmas party past couple of years because Mr. And Mrs. Leery have been busy riding a roller coaster otherwise known as their relationship.", "Gretchen: Oh. Well, that's too bad. I loved those parties.", "Gale: It all just seems a bit overwhelming at the moment.", "Mitch: What, with the baby", "Gale: and the restaurant.", "Gretchen: Ok, let's make a deal. You have the party, and I take care of everything. I will cater. I'll decorate. I'll even call all the guests. Oh, come on. Please? You got to let me.", "Gale: Well, sweetheart, if it means that much to you.", "Gretchen: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks.", "[Mitch and Gale leave, and Gretchen grabs Dawson's arm.]", "Gretchen: We have got a lot of work to do.", "Dawson: What was the part you said about you doing everything?", "[Scene: Jen's Bedroom. Jen is sitting on her bed doing some writing, when Grams brings Jack in to see her.]", "Jen: Will.", "Jack: Grace.", "Grams: Can I get you anything, Jack?", "Jack: No. No, thanks, Grams.", "[Grams leaves without asking Jen.]", "Jen: Nothing for me. I'm fine. Thank you.", "Jack: [Laughing] What was that all about?", "Jen: That, my dear, is the external manifestation of Grams' extreme disappointment in me for that whole ecstasy incident.", "Jack: She's still stuck on that, huh?", "Jen: Yeah. Not a word in weeks. Which makes the house that Gramps built a bit chilly at the moment.", "Jack: Hmm. Well, she will get over it. She always does. Right.", "Jen: Whatever. Do you want to do something? Do you want to go see a movie?", "Jack: Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'd love to. Perfect way to celebrate, actually.", "Jen: Celebrate?", "Jack: I finished my applications today. Just handed 'em to ms. Watson... And the essay part almost killed me. If I ever in my life have to write about where I see myself in 10 years, I'm gonna have to say, \"dead,\" because the prospect of writing about it will have driven me to suicide.", "Jen: Good. That's great. Awesome. Congrats. Ok, so what are we gonna see? Um...You know what? I want to see that gay one with Dean Cain. All the reviewers are calling it St. Homo's Fire. Sounds awesome. What do you say?", "Jack: Yeah. Yeah. It sounds good. Let me ask you something. Have you finished your applications yet?", "Jen: Yeah. Pretty much. Why?", "Jack: How much is pretty much?", "Jen: Um, I just have the essay part left.", "Jack: Well, I talked to Ms. Watson, and she mentioned something about not getting anything from you, and I said, well, come on. Jen Lindley, that's crazy. She's all about higher learning.", "Jen: Totally.", "Jack: Ok. So where did you apply?", "Jen: Bunch of places.", "Jack: Come on, Jen. What's with all the vague answers here?", "Jen: Hey, Jack, what's with all the annoying questions?", "Jack: You know there's a deadline? And it's quickly approaching, right?", "Jen: Don't worry about it. I'm totally fine. You know what? I have to say I'm kind of not in a movie mood after all. Can we catch up later?", "Jack: Yeah. Sure.", "Jen: I'll give you a call.", "Jen: Ok.", "Jen: Bye.", "Jack: Good-bye.", "[Scene: Grams' Kitchen. Grams is making some cookies, when Jack walks into the kitchen with a worried look on his face.]", "Jack: Grams. Think you could do me a favor?", "Grams: Anything, of course. Cookie?", "Jack: Yeah. Thanks. Extra sprinkles. You think you could talk to Jen?", "Grams: Anything but that, perhaps.", "Jack: Look, I know the two of you aren't on the best of terms at the moment, but I'm worried about her. I have this feeling that she hasn't filled out any of her college applications and she's not talking about it, so I, you know, I thought maybe you could talk to her.", "Grams: No, no, Jack. Jennifer is a big girl. God knows, I tried long and hard to aid her in making the right decisions, but she neither wants nor appreciates my help. So the only thing left for me to do is to let her make her own mistakes. If the girl chooses to drag her heels about college, so be it. She is on her own.", "[Scene: The Leery Fish House. Mr. Brooks is at a small table by the window eating his dinner, when Dawson comes up and takes the seat across from him.]", "Dawson: So, um, have you seen any good movies lately?", "Mr. Brooks: I saw a picture called Star Wars here a while back. I, uh, I didn't get it.", "Dawson: Star Wars came out in 1977.", "Mr. Brooks: Like I said, it was a while back.", "Dawson: I saw a great film last night.", "Mr. Brooks: Bully for you.", "Dawson: It was this incredible fusion of film noir, black comedy, and a love story. It was--what was the name of it? Um... Turn Away, My Sweet.", "Mr. Brooks: Think you're pretty clever, don't you?", "Dawson: How am I supposed to deal with this? I mean, how am I supposed to deal with the fact that the big grumpy old man who basically forced me into indentured servitude turns out to be a cross between Sam Fuller and Cameron Crowe?", "Mr. Brooks: Who's Cameron Crowe?", "Dawson: Uh, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Say Anything, Jerry Maguire.", "Mr. Brooks: Never heard of him. Fuller--hmm, god rest his soul. He did some good pictures.", "Dawson: And so did you, Mr. Brooks. I've seen everything I could get my hands on. Your films are-- they're amazing. You know, you're like this true American primitive. I have so much respect for what you've done.", "Mr. Brooks: First of all, Mr. Leery, they're not films. They're pictures. Second of all, they're not amazing. They're hack work, and third of all, I'm uncomfortable with this new found respect you have for me.", "Dawson: You can play the curmudgeon all you want, A.I. Brooks, but you can't fool me.", "Mr. Brooks: Well, that's a load off.", "Dawson: I saw those movies, and the man responsible for them obviously cares a great deal about things that matter-- things like love and death and morality and honor.", "Mr. Brooks: The man responsible for them cares a great deal about eating his Chilean sea bass in peace.", "Dawson: Ok. I just--I-- I wanted to tell you that your mov--your pictures really had an impact on me. I just... Well, I thought you might like to hear that.", "Mr. Brooks: Thank you very much for the kind words, Mr. Leery, now I", "Dawson: Can I--can I just ask you about the chemistry between your 2 leads in Turn Away, My Sweet? It was incredible. It was like it practically jumped off the screen.", "Mr. Brooks: Listen, I am old, and I reserve the right to eat my dinner in peace. So kindly remove yourself from my general vicinity.", "Dawson: Ok.", "[Scene: A Clothing Store. Joey is trying on a dress and comes out of the dressing room and walks over to where Gretchen is waiting for her.]", "Joey: Well?", "Gretchen: The girl can't help it. She's beautiful.", "Joey: Do you think it's too much?", "Gretchen: Only if Pacey wears his camouflage pants.", "Joey: Which isn't exactly outside the realm of possibility. You know, I do feel kind of bad dragging him to this thing.", "Gretchen: Oh, you're not dragging him to anything. You need his support. I'm sure he gets that.", "Joey: Yeah, well-- I just--I don't want him to feel out of place.", "Gretchen: Joey, my brother's nuts about you. I think he plans to make a career out of being in close proximity to you. Just don't let him do that nervous joke-telling thing that he does. You are, however, gonna miss a great party at Dawson's house.", "Joey: Dawson Leery's having a party?", "Gretchen: Not so much. I talked Mitch and gale into letting me organize their holiday party.", "Joey: Really? I love those. I mean, they've been a part of my life since I was, like, 5, I think. And they always put me in just the right mood for the holidays. Which is kind of weird considering Dawson and I would pretty much just hide up in his bedroom and watch old movies, but...", "Gretchen: Which has it's own distinct charms. I mean, Dawson is one of those rare guys who can somehow make popcorn and a rented video seem like an event.", "Joey: I know what you mean.", "Gretchen: You're gonna do great, Joey.", "Joey: Huh?", "Gretchen: Saturday night, you're gonna do great.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: The Advisor's Office. Dawson and the Advisor are there going over Dawson's Applications to his colleges.]", "Advisor: Good job, Dawson, getting all of your applications in. I just had a couple of questions.", "Dawson: Ok.", "Advisor: Why do you think you want to be a filmmaker?", "Dawson: Uh, well, doesn't my essay pretty much cover it?", "Advisor: You see, that's the problem, Dawson. It doesn't. You spend 5 pages rather eloquently skirting the essay question... Why do you want to be a filmmaker?", "Dawson: Well, it's a pretty difficult question to answer.", "Advisor: And USC's a difficult school to get into. There are thousands of students, just like yourself, hoping against hope at a chance to study at one of the best film schools in the country. So I'm thinking... We might want to shoot for greatness here. In other words... Dawson, do better.", "[Scene: The Capeside High Hallway. Joey and Pacey are walking down the stairs in the hallway talking to each other about Saturday.]", "Pacey: Do we have to?", "Joey: Yes, Pacey, we have to.", "Pacey: Well, have you thought about hiring an escort? 'Cause from what I'm told you can't take me anywhere.", "Joey: I called around, but they're all out of socially-presentable man-meat.", "Pacey: Well, what if I just broke up with you, hmm? I mean, what would you do then?", "Joey: Look, do what you have to do. You're still coming with me.", "Pacey: Fascist.", "Joey: Scaredy-cat.", "Pacey: Are we at least gonna have a good time?", "Joey: My guess is no.", "Pacey: So why can't we just say \"nay\" to the whole idea of hanging out with the prep school contingent, and go over to Mitch and Gale's party?", "Joey: Because, Pacey, that would severely diminish my chances for getting into college.", "Pacey: Well, you put it that way", "Joey: Pace?", "Pacey: Yes.", "Joey: You know how important this party is to me.", "Pacey: Yes, I know.", "Joey: And being in a relationship means that sometimes you do have to do things that you don't particularly enjoy for that other person.", "Pacey: Yeah.", "Joey: You know, for me that would be Sunday dinners with your parents.", "Pacey: Oh, hold on. Do you think that I enjoy those dinners for one second? For the record, we could stop those at any time.", "Joey: Look, I know that you're still trying to get out of this party.", "Pacey: Yeah, I really am. Is it working?", "Joey: It's like watching a train wreck.", "[Scene: Grams' Kitchen. Grams is going through some present in a package sitting on the table, when Jen walks in and goes over to the fridge.]", "Grams: These are for you, Jennifer. From your mother and father.", "Jen: Whew, that time of year already. I'll tell you what. That is a sweater... From mom, from Barney's. But it was hand-picked by the maid. Yeah, jewelry. Jewelry, probably from dad, and I'll bet that it was thrown back in his face by a slutty secretary who did not appreciate the fact that she was actually being paid for services rendered. Remind me to send them a thank you card.", "Grams: Why don't you just take them upstairs and open them in your room.", "Jen: You know, I've got a better idea. Why don't you take 'em to goodwill. Donate 'em to somebody who cares.", "Grams: That is not an appropriate attitude for the holidays, child.", "Jen: Yeah, well, merry f-in' Christmas.", "Grams: Jennifer! You know, you are quite possibly one of the most spoiled, self-involved brats I have ever had the displeasure of dealing with.", "Jen: You know what? You're absolutely right. Why don't I just go to my room.", "Grams: While you're there, why don't you take the time to fill out a couple of your college applications?", "Jen: Right. Of course. Anything to get me out of the house quicker, huh?", "Grams: That is not what I meant.", "Jen: So then were you trying to light a fire under me? I'm sorry, but you haven't spoken so much as a complete sentence to me ever since I disappointed you. So you don't get to instill me with motivation. You don't get to discuss my future. You lost that right when you wrote me off.", "[She throws the presents into the fridge and closes the door, before storming off to her room.]", "[Scene: The Leery House. Gretchen is decorating the house while Dawson talks about his afternoon at the advisor's office.]", "Gretchen: Dawson, I don't know why you're having such a problem with this. I mean, just tell them the truth.", "Dawson: The truth being what, exactly?", "Gretchen: That filmmaking will provide you with everything that a young man could ever want or need... A 3-picture deal with Columbia and a spot just high enough on the premiere power list to bag yourself one of the girls of the WB.", "Dawson: Moments like this it becomes glaringly obvious just how related to Pacey you really are.", "Gretchen: Come on. Take a break. Help me hang the mistletoe.", "Dawson: Ok.", "Gretchen: Why don't you ask Mr. Brooks?", "Dawson: Ask Mr. Brooks for what?", "Gretchen: For help on your essay.", "Dawson: I don't think so. I told the guy I like his movies, he practically took my head off.", "Gretchen: Oh, Dawson, say what you want about his mercurial moods, but the guy is a resource. Take advantage of him. He's probably one of the only guys you've ever met who's a real-life filmmaker. And maybe a conversation with him will clear your head. You know, get rid of the cobwebs.", "Dawson: Is there a point to what we're doing?", "Gretchen: Who cares? It's tradition. And you don't monkey with tradition. What?", "Dawson: I never had you pegged as a traditionalist. It's cute.", "[Scene: The docks outside of Grams' House. Jack and Grams are walking on them talking to each other about Jen.]", "Grams: Actually, you were right. She hasn't filled out one application, and she's not going to.", "Jack: Well, maybe we can talk to her. You know, gang up on her.", "Grams: Oh, that won't work. I know my granddaughter. She's far too stubborn to stand for anything even resembling an intervention.", "Jack: Yeah, I know. Well, any better ideas?", "Grams: Actually, I do, and I'm going to need your help.", "[Scene: Mr. Brooks' House. Dawson comes up to the Door and knocks on it but there is no answer, but the door is open, so he goes inside.]", "Dawson: Mr. Brooks? [Knocking] Mr. Brooks!", "[Mr. Brooks is at the table diligently working on something, when Dawson comes up to him.]", "Mr. Brooks: My god, kid! You scared the crap outta me.", "Dawson: Well, I'm sorry. I knocked. You didn't hear me.", "Mr. Brooks: Why didn't you just leave?", "Dawson: Uh, 'cause I wanted to talk to you.", "Mr. Brooks: If you came to ask if I slept with Marilyn Monroe, you can crawl back from whence you came.", "Dawson: No, it's nothing like that. I-- did you? Huh.", "Mr. Brooks: What is it I can do for you, Mr. Leery?", "Dawson: I need some advice.", "Mr. Brooks: Have you tried the teen help line? [Clears throat] Well, this is gonna clearly take longer than I'd hoped, but I supposed I could give you a-- would you like a soda pop, Mr. Leery?", "Dawson: No, thank you. I'm fine.", "Mr. Brooks: All right. I'm ready to dispense with advice. Sit down.", "Dawson: Um... Well, I-- I've got to write this essay-- an application for USC film school, and... It's killing me. I can't... For the life of me answer the question, \"Why do you want to be a filmmaker?\"", "Mr. Brooks: Well, why do you, kid?", "Dawson: Well, you see, that's the problem. I'm having trouble putting it into words.", "Mr. Brooks: If you can't do better than that, you might as well make out an application to McDonald's.", "Dawson: Mr. Brooks, I need to know why you stopped making movies.", "Mr. Brooks: What does that have to do with anything?", "Dawson: 'Cause I've stopped, too.", "Mr. Brooks: Well, that's a tragic loss for the arts.", "Dawson: Mr. Brooks, I'm-- I'm serious. You know, I was going full-steam ahead. Nothing was gonna stop me, and then-- you know. Life got in the way. I-- I--I had what you might call a crisis of faith.", "Mr. Brooks: Crisis of faith? But, gee, you're kind of young for that, aren't you what are you, 15?", "Dawson: 17.", "Mr. Brooks: 17 and already had a crisis of faith.", "Dawson: You know, I thought we were beyond this. I thought we had moved on, but I guess not. I guess whatever happened to you made you the kind of person who would tear into a 17-year-old kid whose only mistake was to equate talent with wisdom and kindness, so...", "[Dawson gets up and leaves, and Mr. Brooks looks after him knowing he has gone too far this time.]", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: The Capeside Yacht Club. Pacey and Joey enter as Pacey continues to try and get out of this.]", "Pacey: You ok?", "Joey: Sure.", "Pacey: You know, we could always just turn around. Which would, of course, be incredibly cowardly.", "Joey: Yet sounds incredibly appealing. You're grinning like an idiot.", "Pacey: Yeah, I know. I can't help it.", "Joey: Why?", "Pacey: Because... I'm the only guy at this party who gets to walk in with Audrey Heyburn on his arm.", "[Scene: The Leery House. Jen comes into the front door and is greeted by Mitch and Gale. Gretchen is walking all through the background looking for someone.]", "Gale: Hi.", "Jen: Hi--whoa! Whoa! Look at you.", "Gale: Can you believe this?", "Jen: No. You look beautiful. You guys look so happy.", "[Scene: Dawson's Bedroom. Dawson is sitting at his desk, when Gretchen come knocking on the door.]", "Dawson: Come in.", "Gretchen: Thought I might find you in here.", "Dawson: Hey. How's the party?", "Gretchen: Somewhat lacking in cute high school boys at the moment. Come try my eggnog.", "Dawson: Uh, I'll be down in a minute.", "Gretchen: Ok. You ok?", "Dawson: Yeah. Yeah, I'm just-- just thinking.", "Gretchen: About...", "Dawson: About what you said to me the other night. What did happen to me. Here I am. I'm applying to one of the best film schools in the country, and I'm not even sure I want to go. I'm not sure I deserve to go.", "Gretchen: You know what you sound like, Dawson?", "Dawson: What?", "Gretchen: You sound like a guy who just broke up with this girl. And he's happy he broke up with her-- I mean, at least he says he is-- and he goes on and on about, you know, how much better off he is without her, but the thing is he can't stop talking about her. Everything comes back to this girl. You loved this girl, Dawson.", "Dawson: Now that, oddly enough, has not kept her from breaking my heart time and time again.", "Gretchen: Yeah, but that doesn't matter. I mean, you're trying so hard to answer this question, and--and you're thinking that there's some right answer, and there's not. You know, maybe if you just admit that you love movies, the geek will resurface, and you'll be able to connect with that part of you that won't tolerate cynicism under any circumstances, and people will respond to that. They will respond to that great big thumping heart of yours. Trust me. Now come try my eggnog.", "[Scene: The Capeside Yacht Club. Joey is talking to one of the other girls at the party and she is very uncomfortable.]", "Girl: And I will not lose any more sleep over the fact that my class rank was third. I mean, it's like I could toss and turn all night wondering what I did wrong, you know? Why I wasn't good enough for first, or even second, but third? I mean, what is that? So what did you place?", "Joey: Fourth.", "Girl: Oh. Oh, that's good. Yeah, fourth is good. [She looks over and sees Drue serving drinks and pours out the rest of hers into a plant.] Oh, cute boy. Yeah, I do believe I need a refill.", "Joey: Let me get that for you.", "Girl: Nonsense. Excuse me! Excuse me, waiter boy?", "Drue: Yes, annoying girl?", "Girl: Yeah, I'll have a club soda with a lime in it, please.", "Drue: Anything for you, Joey?", "Joey: Fine, thanks.", "Drue: There you are, potter. I never got the chance to thank you for ruining my night.", "Joey: Well, I think we could probably talk about it another time.", "Drue: Sure. Sure. How about midnight? Just in time to watch you turn back into a pumpkin. Did you know that Joey here is one of our finest waitresses? I think it's sweet how you've taken her under your wing.", "Girl: Oh, uh, you know what? I think I see this girl that I know from boarding school. So I'm gonna go over and say hi. Excuse me.", "[The girl leaves, and Drue looks at Joey with a shrug look.]", "Drue: How bad do you want to do me bodily harm right now? Oh! Later. Too many witnesses.", "[Scene: The Leery House. The Advisor is attending it and looks out the window to see Jen standing out on the porch, and goes out to talk with her.]", "Advisor: You did it!", "Jen: No, I didn't.", "Advisor: Yes, you did, and your essays were wonderful.", "Jen: They were?", "Advisor: Yes, they were. You should be very proud of yourself.", "Jen: Mmm. What-- what did I do, exactly?", "Advisor: You got your apps in on time. Higher education is yours, Jen Lindley. Good job.", "Jen: Yeah, um...", "[Scene: The Capeside Yacht Club. Joey and Pacey are sitting at the table with Walter and Walter tries to strike up a conversation. Drue is serving the table.]", "Walter: You've certainly been quiet tonight, miss potter.", "Joey: Just soaking it all in, I guess.", "Walter: Why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?", "Joey: Um... There's really not much to tell. I'm pretty much your average teenage girl.", "Walter: Having reviewed your application, I hardly think so. I seem to remember a certain fondness for art. Have you been to the new Guggenheim?", "Joey: No, but I have always wanted to go to New York.", "Drue: It's actually in Bilbao, hon. Spain?", "Walter: Which isn't important. What is, however, is the building itself. It's really the most amazing feat of construction. It's an extraordinary combination of intersecting shapes. It's an architectural epiphany.", "Pacey: No, I don't know. You ask me, the thing just looks like a big artichoke. [Everyone looks at him] No, I'm serious. It does.", "Walter: Oh, so you've been?", "Pacey: Well, no, but my brother-- he's this big architecture buff, and he's into those coffee table art books. You know, so I've seen all the pictures, and I'm here to tell you, it looks like a big artichoke.", "Walter: [Laughs] Big artichoke. You're right. It does look like an artichoke.", "[Scene: Outside the Leery House. Dawson is standing at a small bench area in the middle of the yard, when Mr. Brooks comes up from the dark.]", "Mr. Brooks: Mr. Leery.", "Dawson: Mr. Brooks.", "Mr. Brooks: Ah, quite a shindig you got for yourself, here, huh?", "Dawson: Uh, yeah. Do you want to come in?", "Mr. Brooks: Oh, no. I'm not much for crowds.", "Dawson: Why is that not a surprise? Is there something I can do for you?", "Mr. Brooks: Ah.", "[He hands Dawson a book.]", "Dawson: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang?", "Mr. Brooks: That's Pauline Kael. The best film critic ever was. She says it a lot better than I ever could.", "Dawson: Says what?", "Mr. Brooks: Why. Why when I was a kid I lived for Saturday afternoons at the Rialto. Why I left this town the day I graduated high school, and hopped on a train headed for the Los Angeles. Why I almost cried the first time I stepped on a studio lot. And why I did the first time I yelled, \"action!\" Sorry I snapped at you, kid. You just happened to scratch an open wound that still hasn't healed after all these years.", "Dawson: Which is none of my business.", "Mr. Brooks: 1956, Louis B. Mayer calls me into his office. He's got this brilliant idea. Wants to cast my best friend and my girlfriend in my next picture. Turn Away, My Sweet. Well, I got to agree with him. It's great casting. Till we started shooting and I am a madman. Crazed beyond belief. I don't even notice what's happening right in front of my eyes. My best friend falling in love with my girlfriend. By the time I realize it, it's too late. She's gone, and I still have half a picture to direct. Do you have any idea what that's like?", "Dawson: I would imagine it would be terrible.", "Mr. Brooks: Yeah, made me hate directing, everybody, and everything. The day we wrapped I caught another train... For Capeside, Mass. I never looked back. Started a new life. Started a better life.", "[Mr. Brooks turns and starts to walk away.]", "Dawson: Mr. Brooks? Mr. Brooks!", "Mr. Brooks: What?!", "Dawson: Would you like to come inside?", "Mr. Brooks: Why do you want to make pictures?", "Dawson: [Sighs] How can you explain the things you love? You can't. You just do.", "Mr. Brooks: God help you, kid.", "[Scene: The Capeside Yacht Club. Pacey is telling a joke to Walter and we can see how uncomfortable Joey is about it.]", "Pacey: So then the rabbi says, \"rectum? I damn near killed 'em!\"", "Walter: [Laughing]", "Pacey: Good one, right?", "Walter: It's very good. Joey, I had no idea your boyfriend was such a charmer.", "Joey: Who knew?", "Walter: Worthington could use a young man like you, Pacey. Why haven't you applied?", "Joey: Yeah, Pace, why haven't you?", "Pacey: Well, I-- to be perfectly honest, uh, both of my parents are real big lefties, so for me it's Yale or nothing.", "Walter: Well, that certainly is our loss.", "Joey: Hey, Pace, can I talk to you for a second?", "Pacey: Yeah, sure.", "Joey: Outside. Excuse us.", "[Scene: Outside the Yacht Club. Joey is pulling Pacey behind her as they walk out onto the piers.]", "Joey: Pacey, I can't believe you just did that.", "Pacey: Just did what?", "Joey: You lied!", "Pacey: Hold on a second", "Joey: And after that whole pseudo-motivational diatribe, you flat-out lied.", "Pacey: Joey, can I have the floor for just a second?", "Joey: Pacey, why are you trying so hard to impress these people?", "Pacey: Are you done yet?", "Joey: Look, I don't even know who you are right now.", "Pacey: All I'm try", "[Walter comes out and disturbs them.]", "Walter: Excuse me, Pacey. Excuse me. I would love for you to meet the dean. Do you mind, Joey?", "Joey: Course not.", "Pacey: Sure.", "Walter: [Chuckles] He's a great guy. An old friend. I'd love for him to hear the, uh...", "Pacey: 2 rabbis.", "Walter: Yeah. [Laughs] I thought that was a pretty good one.", "[Walter and Pacey go back inside and Joey just leans back against the rail and tears begin to form in her eyes.]", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: The Leery House Party. Jack is standing in the doorway when Jen comes storming up to him. Grams is standing to his side.]", "Jen: Jack.", "Jack: Hey.", "Jen: Did I not make myself perfectly clear to you?", "Jack: What?", "Jen: Did I or did I not ask you to just mind your own business?", "Jack: Ah, Jen", "Jen: No, Jack, you didn't have any right to do what you did.", "Grams: He had every right. As did I.", "Jen: Listen, I'm not looking to be saved here, all right? I don't want to go to college. Could you please just leave me alone?", "Grams: You do want to go to college, Jennifer. I know that for a fact, and I know why you haven't applied.", "Jen: No, you don't.", "Grams: Yes, I do. You haven't applied because you refused to ask your parents for help.", "Jen: I--I can't. I can't keep putting myself out there over and over again. I won't ask them. I won't do it.", "Grams: And I won't let you. Now, look, I'm sorry that you haven't felt like you could talk to me lately, but you must understand something, Jennifer. You must understand that no matter how angry or upset or disappointed I may be in you, I will always be there for you. You are going to college, young lady. If I have to beg, borrow, or steal, I will get you there. You are the most important thing in my life, Jennifer, and I love you.", "Jack: I--I kinda love you, too.", "Jen: Aw...", "[The 3 of them hug.]", "[Scene: The Capeside Yacht Club Pier. Joey is leaning against the rail of the pier crying, when Walter comes up to her. Seeing him she dries her eyes to hide the fact that she was crying.]", "Walter: Hi, Joey.", "Joey: Uh, hi, Mr. Kubelik, um... I'm sorry, I... I think I need to apologize.", "Walter: Really? Whatever for?", "Joey: Well, I think I blew it tonight. And it's just, um, this is kind of a whole new world for me, and I, um, I don't really know what to do or what to say, and I know that I don't fit in very well", "Walter: Joey, you didn't blow anything. Your academic record stands on its own. You're a stunningly bright young lady. No one is grading you on your social skills. Be that as it may, you couldn't ask for a better character witness than that boyfriend of yours. Seriously. He just talked the Dean's ear off, all about you. How you've changed him, how you've helped him. How he couldn't imagine a better life than one with you by his side. What a rare gift, to have someone say such things about you.", "[Scene: The Leery House Party. Jen and Jack are sitting on the stairs talking to one another.]", "Jen: So, where did I apply?", "Jack: Uh, you applied to Bard, Brown, Columbia, Emerson, and Sarah Lawrence. Oh, and B.U.", "Jen: Nice.", "Jack: You know, I had to ransack your computer. With a little pruning, that, um, that paper you did on women's suffrage movement made a really good essay.", "Jen: Really? Cool.", "Jack: Yeah. Yeah, and, you know, I stumbled across your journal.", "Jen: Oh.", "Jack: I didn't realize you still had those kind of dreams about me.", "Jen: More nog?", "Jack: Sure. Love some more nog.", "[Scene: The Leery House Party, The Piano in the Family room. Mr. Brooks is sitting at the piano, when Grams walks up to it and he waves to her.]", "Grams: You again.", "Mr. Brooks: Have we met?", "Grams: You know very well we've met. I had the distinct displeasure of watching you yelling and screaming at poor Dawson leery over nothing but some silly boat of yours.", "Mr. Brooks: It was quite the little tantrum. If I remember correctly, you put me in my place. I admire that in a woman.", "Grams: Oh, you fancy yourself quite charming, don't you?", "Mr. Brooks: On my better days, yes, I do.", "Grams: On your better days, I'd say your mind is clearly playing tricks on you. Which is understandable. You are getting on in years.", "Mr. Brooks: I did yell at the kid, but that's before I got to know him, before I realized he's not an idiot, just a nuisance.", "Grams: Well, perhaps in the future you will take the time to get to know a person before you dismiss them.", "Mr. Brooks: Perhaps you might do the same.", "Grams: Perhaps.", "[Grams leaves with a slight smile on her face, and Dawson who witnessed all of this walks up to join him.]", "Mr. Brooks: What?", "Dawson: You were flirting with grams.", "Mr. Brooks: Heh heh. Nonsense.", "Dawson: I don't know, that looked like flirting to me.", "Mr. Brooks: You'd know if I was flirting. Matter of fact, you could pull up a seat and take a lesson or two. Heh heh.", "Dawson: You know, I shouldn't have been surprised at all that you were a big movie director. What else could have satisfied that massive ego?", "Mr. Brooks: Listen, just because we shared a moment out there doesn't mean we have to get all chummy.", "Dawson: Point taken. Ahem. But I wanted you to know something.", "Mr. Brooks: What?", "Dawson: I think I'm ready to make a movie again.", "Mr. Brooks: Oh, \"crisis of faith\" over? I'll alert the media.", "Dawson: All right, all right, laugh all you want.", "Mr. Brooks: I intend to. Ahem. What is this, um, picture of yours gonna be about?", "Dawson: You.", "Mr. Brooks: Excuse me? Say that again into my good ear, would you?", "Dawson: My mov--my picture is going to be about you. Your life story. We'll talk later. Enjoy the party.", "[Scene: The Capeside Yacht club. Pacey is standing by the fireplace when Joey comes walking up to him and gives him a big hug.]", "Pacey: Apology accepted.", "Joey: I didn't apologize, Pace.", "Pacey: Well, no, but you were going to.", "Joey: I was?", "Pacey: Yeah, you were going to apologize for bitching me out earlier.", "Joey: And what about you? You're the one who lied.", "Pacey: Did it ever occur to you that maybe I was doing that all for you?", "Joey: And how, exactly, do I benefit from your distortion of the truth?", "Pacey: Well, maybe I just wanted these people to see you through my eyes just for one night. To see this girl, this woman, who has more class and intelligence and beauty and grace than anyone else who's walking the face of the planet. And maybe things like this just come tumbling out of my mouth because I happen to be head over heels in love with you, but the really scary thing is--is... I think that they're true.", "Joey: Sorry, Pace. I just wanted to impress these people so bad, you know, to fit in, and I completely froze.", "Pacey: Hey, that doesn't matter.", "Joey: Yes, it does! I've never wanted anything so bad in my whole life. And you--you just fit right in better than I ever will.", "Pacey: Because there's nothing at stake for me here, Jo. I have nothing to prove to these people. And Jo, this world, it is opening its doors to you. And when you step through, you are going to be such an amazing part of all of this. And wherever you choose to go, you're doing them the favor, not the other way around.", "Joey: You know, your mom should get a medal.", "Pacey: Mom? Really, why's that?", "Joey: Because she raised a perfect boy. And maybe things like that just tumble out of my mouth because I happen to be head over heels in love with you, but the scary thing is, I think it's true.", "[They Kiss]", "Pacey: Mm. Ok. What do you say you and I take our little mutual admiration society on the road? Please, can we go someplace we both fit in? Yeah?", "Joey: Yeah.", "Pacey: Thanks.", "[Scene: The Leery House Party. Dawson is standin in an archway, leaning against the side, watching his parents dance with one another, and smiling to himself, when Gretchen comes up to join him.]", "Dawson: Hey. You did a very good thing. Years from now, I'm not gonna remember what the hell I got for Christmas, but I will remember what it felt like to see my parents so happy. So thank you.", "Gretchen: Hey... Total selfishness on my part. This just takes me back to a time before everything got so complicated, you know?", "[Mr. Brooks comes walking through the archway and hits the Mistletoe above their head with his hand.]", "Mr. Brooks: Why don't you quit flirting and kiss her?", "Dawson: Excuse-- you gotta be kidding me. I had nothing to do with this.", "Gretchen: Ok, well, I guess we'd better get it over with, then.", "Dawson: You think?", "Gretchen: It's tradition, Dawson, and you don't monkey with tradition.", "Dawson: Oh, that's right.", "[They kiss one another once, then a second and third time, and not a normal \"Mistletoe Kiss\" either. This is the moment that Pacey and Joey enter the party and both of them see Dawson and Gretchen kissing and are both shocked.]" ]	Dawson's Creek	04x09	Kiss Kiss Bang Bang	bunniefuu
Dawson_s_Creek_04x10.json	[ "Joey can't find a moment alone to study or deal with her feelings. Dawson's collaboration with Brooks begins, rejuvenating his filmmaking spirit. Jen takes Jack to a \"Gay-Straight Teen Coalition\" meeting but she seems to fit in with the crowd more than Jack does. They meet one of the lead members, Toby, and he clashes with Jack, leading to him being exceptionally keen to putting Jack down." ]	[ "[Scene: Dawson's House. Jack and Dawson are in his Dark room, talking while Dawson is developing some pictures he has taken.]", "Jack: Oh, how does it feel to have a dream come true?", "Dawson: Why? Do I look like I'm trapped in an elevator with Kate Hudson?", "Jack: Dawson, come on. Last night at the holiday party, you kissed Gretchen Witter. I mean, you remember her, right? It's the girl you once described to me as your first crush.", "Dawson: She photographs very nicely, doesn't she?", "Jack: Ok. As much as I appreciate your attempt to feign coolness, ha ha ha ha. You can't tell me this means nothing to you.", "Dawson: Oh, no, not nothing, but, uh, you know, virtually nothing. I mean, was she once the unapproachable, bikini-clad object of my preadolescent affection?", "Jack: Yeah.", "Dawson: Is she now? No. She's a friend. I would like to keep her one.", "Jack: Uh-huh. Famous last words.", "Dawson: Not every kiss has to be a life-altering event.", "Jack: I know. Believe me, I know. All right. I got to go.", "Dawson: Hey, can you take this with you to Jen's house, give it to Grams?", "Jack: How do you know I'm going over there?", "Dawson: Please?", "Jack: Yeah, ok. We're driving up to Provincetown. We're going to something called a gay-straight team coalition.", "Dawson: It sounds vaguely political.", "Jack: Yeah. Well, that's what I'm afraid of. Other than that, it should be interesting. I know.", "[They exit the dark room and Dawson goes to answer the front door.]", "Gretchen: Hey!", "Dawson: [Chuckles] hey.", "Gretchen: I, uh, I came by to, you know, help clean up, since it was sort of my party and all. But you have obviously done that already.", "Dawson: Yeah. Sorry.", "Jack: Yeah, ok, I'm going to go.", "Dawson: All right. Later.", "Gretchen: Later.", "[Jack seeing that he is in the way, leaves.]", "Gretchen: Uh... Uh, look, Dawson, the reason I came by was because I reacted stupidly. When the whole mistletoe thing happened, I should have just cleared the air right then and there. I mean, that's sort of my policy on things like that.", "Dawson: You have a policy on kissing your younger brother's former best friend underneath the mistletoe at holiday parties?", "Gretchen: No. No. I just--I didn't say anything at the time because I was afraid that you might think that it meant something more than it did. I mean, you're young and", "Dawson: Well, I'm not that young.", "Gretchen: No. No, right. Of course not. So obviously you didn't think that it meant something more.", "Dawson: Um, obviously.", "Gretchen: Because sometimes if we don't clear these things up, then they can get kind of awkward, and that would suck.", "Dawson: Tell me about it.", "Gretchen: So to sum up, uh, last night was strictly a season's greeting kind of a kiss.", "Dawson: Uh, yeah.", "Gretchen: Ok.", "Dawson: Well, um...Happy holidays.", "Gretchen: Happy holidays.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Outside the Potter B&B. Joey and Pacey are waving bye to Bessie and Brodie as they get into the truck to leave on their microphone.]", "Joey: Bye. Don't worry.", "[Bessie and Brodie pull away.]", "Pacey: You know, this ain't going to be half bad. The 2 of us together. 3 nights alone.", "Joey: Yeah, Pace, alone, with a toddler in his terrible 2s and a test tomorrow on transcendentalism. If that doesn't sound like a prescription for fun, I don't know what does.", "Pacey: You know, we still haven't talked about last night.", "Joey: Sure, we did. And we're both in agreement that you were the hit of the party.", "Pacey: No, not that party. The other one.", "Joey: What, the Leerys'?", "Pacey: Yes, the leery party. You know, the one with the mistletoe where Dawson was kissing my sister.", "Joey: Look, Pacey, please. I have too much on my plate right now to even think about that, ok? I mean, I'm up to my eyeballs in Thoreau, I haven't even started Emerson, and we have an hour left until Alexander wakes up from his nap if we're lucky.", "[Alexander cries]", "Joey: Brace yourself. This is where the fun begins.", "[Scene: A Coffee House. Jack and Jen enter and go to the counter for some coffee, while waiting for the meeting to start.]", "Jack: Take a look around please. This is totally not my scene.", "Jen: How do you know?", "Jack: Look here. For one thing-- one thing, I'm the only guy here with no piercings.", "Jen: Jack, your scene, as you so quaintly refer to it, basically consists of me, Dawson, and it pains me to say it, Grams. Look, I know that this is hard for you, but you cannot spend your entire life surrounded by straight people. [To Counter] Hi. Uh, can I get 2 skinny vanilla lattes, extra hot, no foam?", "[Toby, who is running the meeting, walks up from behind them.]", "Toby: Hey, you here for the meeting?", "Jen: Yes, we are.", "Toby: Ooh, thank god. We need more lesbians with descent haircuts. I'm Toby.", "Jen: Jen. Uh, but I'm actually just here as a friend. Jack, Toby. Toby, Jack.", "Toby: Have we met?", "Jack: No, I don't think so.", "Toby: I've definitely seen you in something. I know, you're the gay football player. Uh, uh, last year from the news. We always wondered about you. Hey, uh, I'm sorry. Was I wrong? You're not the gay football player?", "Jack: No, no. I am. It's just I'm not comfortable with labels like that.", "Toby: So-- I see. And which label bothers you more? Gay or football player?", "[Scene: Outside Mr. Brook's House. Dawson and Mr. Brooks are walking while talking about the film that Dawson is going to make.]", "Mr. Brooks: A documentary about me. And what do you get out of it?", "Dawson: Well, I get a chance to learn about filmmaking. Picture-making. Sorry. A lot of good directors have dedicated themselves to studying their cinematic forebears. Truffaut and Hitchcock. Bogdanovich and john ford. Billy Wilder and Cameron Crowe. I know you never heard of him.", "Mr. Brooks: I lied. Talented fella, shaggy-haired. Doesn't hold a candle to, uh, handsome fella, L.A. Confidential. Best picture of the nineties.", "Dawson: So you have been to the movies since star wars.", "Mr. Brooks: My A.A.R.P. Card gives me a nice discount at the rialto.", "Dawson: So what makes L.A. Confidential so great?", "Mr. Brooks: You really want to know?", "Dawson: I wouldn't be here if I didn't.", "Mr. Brooks: Come back tomorrow to lesson number one of the A.I. Brooks school of cinema.", "Dawson: So you'll do it?", "Mr. Brooks: Producer credit above the title. You'd be director in name only. Like Fleming in gone with the wind. You got a problem with that?", "Dawson: No problem at all.", "[Scene: The Coffee House. Toby is talking to the people gathered there, while Jack and Jen sit at a table in the back of the group, try to talk to one another about how much Toby is into this.]", "Toby: ...Because he was gay.", "Jack: Oh, god. If I hear the word gay one more time, I'm going to scream.", "Jen: Jack, it's just a word.", "Jack: It's in every sentence the guy says.", "Toby: So--our new people-- Jack, wasn't it? Why the, uh, sudden interest in joining our little coffee klatch?", "Jack: Well, I--I, uh", "Toby: Up! On your feet.", "Jack: Ahem. I was, uh, coaching a pee-wee soccer team over in Capeside, and I", "Toby: Ah, say no more. And the parents fired you when they found out you were queer? Though, of course, they were very careful not to fire you because you were queer.", "Jack: I wouldn't exactly put it that way.", "Toby: But it's what happened, isn't it? So, uh, what'd you do?", "Jack: I did the only thing I could. I--I left.", "Toby: But you didn't protest. You--you didn't put up a fight. That's not exactly a giant step forward for gay rights.", "Jack: I wasn't thinking about gay rights at the time. I was thinking about the kids.", "Toby: Ah, of course. Though as everybody here knows, the only way to make society any better is to confront prejudice head-on. Which brings me to our last order of business. You can sit down now. As those of you who read more than just the sports pages now, 2 of our favorite lesbians, Anna and Sarah, got kicked out of Stardust Lanes in upper Weymouth last week for kissing. Now, the owners claim that they're against all forms of public displays of affection, gay or straight. And we plan to put this policy to a test.", "Jack: God forbid future generations of gay teenagers are denied the right to bowl.", "Jen: Jack, we're keeping an open mind here, ok?", "Toby: I'm sorry. Uh, you two in the back? Do you guys have something you'd like to share with the group?", "Jen: Yeah, no. We were just wondering what time for bowling.", "[Scene: The Potter B&B. Joey is trying to study, when she hears some banging which disturbs her. She gets up and goes into the kitchen to find Pacey and Alexander sitting on the floor beating on some pans.]", "[Clanging]", "Joey: What, may I ask, is going on in here?", "Pacey: Well, we're just doing some reorganizing.", "Joey: What happened to reading him to sleep?", "Pacey: Well, he got a little antsy. I just--I let him tire himself out.", "Joey: I should have known better, Pacey. You always do this.", "Pacey: What?", "Joey: You get him all riled up, and now he'll never get to sleep, and I'll never get a chance to study.", "Pacey: You can study right now. Look. I'm telling you. I got this whole baby putting-to-bed thing under control.", "Joey: Out.", "Pacey: What? Of the kitchen?", "Joey: No, of the house. As in good-bye, sayonara. You're sleeping at home tonight. Your home.", "Pacey: No. Wait. You can't kick me out. You need me here.", "Joey: No, I don't.", "Pacey: Yes, you do.", "Joey: Hat.", "Pacey: Ow, ow, hair! Face! Ok!", "Joey: Coat.", "Pacey: What is it? Look, I can put on my own clothes.", "Joey: Look, Pace, look. I appreciate that your intentions are good, but I think I can handle this way better on my own.", "Pacey: Oh, yeah? Who's going to look after the baby?", "Joey: Good-bye.", "Pacey: I'm looking after the baby!", "Joey: Bye, Pace. I'll see ya tomorrow.", "Pacey: What", "[Joey pushes him out the door and closes it.]", "Joey: Ok, Alex, bedtime. Now we can either do this the hard way, or we can do this the easy way, but, please--", "[knock on door]", "Joey: Pacey! [She opens the door to find that it is a couple of people and not Pacey.] What part of good-bye do you not underst", "Man: Uh, we saw your sign. We could really use a room.", "Joey: Sure. What's 2 people? [They enter and there are 2 other children with them, which come in screaming.] 4?", "Man: Thanks.", "Joey: Welcome.", "[Scene: Gretchen and Pacey's Place. Pacey is sitting at the counter eating when Gretchen comes into the room.]", "Gretchen: What are you doing here? I thought you were at Joey's.", "Pacey: Oh, I was, but, uh, she kicked me out. Which, funny enough, leads me to this question that I've been meaning to ask you. Which is, uh... What the hell were you thinking kissing Dawson at the Leerys' holiday party the other night?", "Gretchen: Oh. You saw that, huh?", "Pacey: Oh, yeah, I saw that. And so did somebody else I know. You know, and as much as I would love to erase that image from my mind, I'm afraid it's pretty much burned in there irrevocably. So. Please, please, explain yourself to me. Tell me why you had to kiss Dawson and not somebody else your own advanced age?", "Gretchen: Do we have to talk about this before I have my coffee?", "Pacey: Yes.", "Gretchen: Ok. Look. It was an accident. Pure mistletoe, ok? It meant nothing. He knows that, I know that. It was just a kiss.", "Pacey: There's no such thing as \"just a kiss.\" Especially not in Capeside.", "Gretchen: Didn't you people ever play spin the bottle?", "Pacey: No. Unfortunately that quaint, little eighties tradition of yours had gone the way of the dodo by the time I hit puberty.", "Gretchen: And besides, why do you care who Dawson kisses?", "Pacey: Personally I don't care. But someone that I know does.", "Gretchen: Ok, then why aren't you at Joey's talking to her instead of harassing me and drinking all the orange juice?", "Pacey: I'm not a complete moron, you know? I tried that already.", "Gretchen: And?", "Pacey: And she said she hasn't had time to run her mind over it yet.", "Gretchen: Oh. Big lie.", "Pacey: Yeah, huge lie. So now I've really got 2 options. I can either take the highroad and pretend like I believe what she's telling me, or I could take the low road, force the issue, and just come off looking like a world-class jerk. What do I do, Gretch?", "Gretchen: I think you should just be the best boyfriend you can be. I think you should be understanding and sweet and kind.", "Pacey: Kind. And if none of that works?", "Gretchen: Force the issue. Be a world-class jerk. You can do it, Pacey. I know you can. I have complete and total faith in you.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Capeside High Classroom. Joey is studying frantically when Dawson comes in and takes the seat next to her and notices her trying to study.]", "Dawson: Are you ready for this test?", "Joey: Oh, sure, yeah. Why wouldn't I be?", "Dawson: Well, I've never seen Joey Potter with Cliff Notes before.", "Joey: Dawson, they are just a supplemental study aid.", "Dawson: Yeah, right. You would tell me, right, if something were wrong?", "Joey: Sure.", "Teacher: Ok, people. Success in the copy room. Now as a change of pace, this test includes short answers as well as essays.", "[Scene: Capeside High School Hallway. Jen and Jack are walking down the hall to his locker.]", "Jack: I'm not going.", "Jen: Oh, I think you are, Jack.", "Jack: I'm not. Look, this whole group thing is just--it's a bad idea.", "Jen: Come on, what group thing? We're not joining the Manson family, we're just going bowling. It'll be so much fun.", "Jack: What--that's impossible, ok? In the entire history of its existence, bowling has never been fun. Funny, yes, but not fun.", "Jen: All right, ok. So we don't have to bowl. We--we don't even have to, uh, to rent those shoes. We can just go and hang out and make some new friends.", "Jack: Oh, yeah. Like that guy Toby? No, thanks.", "Jen: Oh, come on. I think he's sweet. What?", "Jack: You would.", "Jen: Uh, meaning what?", "Jack: Meaning the guy loves you. He practically started drooling on sight.", "Jen: Oh, please. He does not love me. He just worships my more diva-like qualities. I happen to think he likes you... You know, beneath all that militant, angry, young, gay men posturing, which is sexy.", "Jack: Yeah, very far beneath. The guy's a fascist dictator. And for the record, even if I wanted to meet new people, which I--I don't, it's totally an unnatural way to do it.", "Jen: All right, fine. Point taken.", "Jack: I mean, it's like, hi, I'm gay and that's all I am. How weird is that?", "Jen: It's--you know, it's totally weird. It is.", "Jack: Just because a bunch of people show the same sexual orientation doesn't mean that they have anything else in common.", "Jen: I know. You're right.", "Jack: Why are you agreeing with me?", "Jen: Easy. I'm going without you.", "[Scene: Mr. Brook's House. Mr. Brooks is sitting in a chair while Dawson films everything he is talking about.]", "Dawson: Is it true that there are only 6 stories?", "Mr. Brooks: No, only 3. Guy loves girl. Guy gets girl. Guy loses girl. What in the hell are you doing?", "Dawson: Moving the camera.", "Mr. Brooks: You want to make your viewer seasick?", "Dawson: No.", "Mr. Brooks: Well, hold the camera steady. Get over there. Unobtrusive.", "Dawson: Don't you think that kind of thinking is a little outdated?", "Mr. Brooks: Good enough for Howard hawks, good enough for you.", "Dawson: Yeah, but you can't just write off all the technological advancements that we've made. I mean, movies like fight club and the matrix. That kung fu sequence alone", "Mr. Brooks: Kung fu? Next you want me to know about gladiator pictures.", "Dawson: Which would be your cue to tell me what you think was wrong with gladiator.", "Mr. Brooks: A tad over the top. Lacking in complex human emotions.", "Dawson: Which is what made L.A. Confidential so great.", "Mr. Brooks: That and a sexy blond. There hasn't been a picture that good since the man who shot liberty valance. You have seen that one, haven't you?", "Dawson: Yeah. The great love triangle. Like a lot of great movies.", "Mr. Brooks: Well, what's your point? Ahem.", "Dawson: Well, I thought you might have one.", "Mr. Brooks: Do you know why so many great pictures are about love triangles? Simple. For every piece of happiness, there's also a piece of unhappiness. If you haven't told both sides, you haven't told the whole story. All right? I think we're done for the day.", "Dawson: Hold on. You can't just quit when you get to the good part.", "Mr. Brooks: Oh, yes, I can. I'm the star. No star, no picture.", "Dawson: Well, you've been going on all afternoon about the importance of asking fundamental questions about truth, honor, and friendship. Now that I finally ask them, you got nothing to say? Who was this girl who made you give up filmmaking?", "Mr. Brooks: That's what you want to hear. The salacious details.", "Dawson: No. Complex human emotion.", "Mr. Brooks: All right. Come back after supper. I'll try to dredge up some painful memories for you.", "[Scene: The Potter B&B. Joey is putting away some groceries while talking to Alexander about the test, and he just sits on the counter looking at her.]", "Joey: So I messed up the short answers, but who knew that Thoreau actually was Emerson's handyman anyway? I mean, I think the worst it possibly could have been was a b-minus. Who am I kidding?", "[Alexander playing on floor]", "Joey: It's a \"C.\" I know it. I'm dead. Alexander, please do yourself a favor. Stay off the road to overachievement. I'm telling you it will lead to nothing but heartache.", "[Pacey enters carrying a bag of groceries.]", "Pacey: Hey. Went shopping.", "Joey: Me, too.", "Pacey: Oh, well, you can never have too many groceries. Especially if some more unexpected guests drop by like last night.", "Joey: Well, then I'll take care of it like I did last night.", "Pacey: Come here, baby. All the way up? The top floor?", "[Baby fussing]", "Joey: Is this some sort of intervention or something?", "Pacey: What? What, you got the hiccups? I just thought I'd come by and cook us some supper, you know? Build some Lego castles. That way you could study.", "Joey: I don't need to study tonight, Pacey. I needed to study last night when I kicked you out, remember that? Is it all coming back to you now?", "Pacey: Oh. Judging by your mood, I'd say the test went really well.", "Joey: It really doesn't matter, ok? It doesn't matter how I did on that stupid test. 'Cause I can't really undo it. And I can't retake it. It's over.", "Pacey: So you're really this upset by some stupid test?", "Joey: I'm sorry if I can't let things roll off my shoulders, Pacey. I don't really have the energy to buck up and be in a good mood, ok? I'm tired. I'm so tired of worrying about Alexander, and I'm so tired of waiting on people, and I'm so tired of doing everything by myself.", "[Alexander fusses]", "Joey: Come here, Alex.", "Pacey: Look, Jo, you don't have to do it by yourself, ok? That's why I'm here. I want to be able to help you. I just can't help you if you won't tell me the truth.", "Joey: This is the truth.", "Pacey: No, it's not. The truth is what's really bothering you is what happened between Dawson and Gretchen.", "Joey: Uh, I am not upset about Dawson and Gretchen.", "Pacey: No, ok. Maybe you're not, but you are certainly upset about Dawson and you.", "Joey: That is not true.", "Pacey: That's not true?", "Joey: No.", "Pacey: Then please tell me the truth. Because it's certainly not about you and me, you know. I haven't screwed up for at least a day or 2.", "Joey: You know what? You haven't. You never do. You are the perfect boyfriend, and you win the perfect boyfriend contest. You beat Dawson. Is that what you want to hear, Pacey?", "[Alexander fusses]", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: The Potter B&B from room. Joey enters the room, after putting Alexander to bed, and Pacey is sitting on the couch waiting for her.]", "Pacey: Is he asleep?", "Joey: Yep.", "Pacey: I did the dishes.", "Joey: Thanks.", "Pacey: You know, I didn't come over here tonight to fight about Dawson.", "Joey: Yes, you did.", "Pacey: Yeah, you're right. I did come over here to fight about Dawson. But only because I don't want this to become one of those things that we never talk about, then I look up one day and you're gone.", "Joey: What things, Pacey?", "Pacey: Oh, things like the future.", "Joey: We talk about the future.", "Pacey: No, Joey, we talk around the future.", "Joey: That is not true. [Sighs] I don't know why it should bother me, this Dawson and Gretchen thing.", "Pacey: But it does bother you. It's ok that it bothers you. I just want you to be able to tell me that. Don't shut me out from these things.", "Joey: Pacey, I do think about the future. I do.", "Pacey: So what do you see when you see the future?", "Joey: Us. Me and you, Pace. We grew up together. And see, Dawson and I, we didn't grow up. We are in that house, in Dawson's bedroom, eternally having the same argument over and over again in this endless cycle that goes on and on. And...I can't stop it. Because whenever I'm around him, I become 15 again.", "Pacey: Well, ahem, if that's the problem, and, believe me, this isn't easy for me to say, you have to talk to Dawson. And then would you please call me?", "[Kiss]", "[Scene: The Bowling Alley. Toby and Jen are getting ready to start bowling.]", "Toby: I have no idea how you and Mr. Quarterback got to be such good friends.", "Jen: Uh, simple. We're both terminally unlucky in love. Oh, and he--he's not the quarterback. He--they throw him the ball and he catches it.", "Toby: Ah, a love of sports. No wonder we get along so famously. [Jack enters the Bowling Alley.] Ah, there he is. Captain America. I thought you said he wasn't coming.", "Jen: He wasn't. I kind of blackmailed him into it. [Jen waves Jack over to join them.] Jack. Hello. Over here.", "Jack: Hey.", "Jen: Hey, you changed your mind.", "Jack: Ah, fake surprise. It looks good on you.", "Jen: Toby, you remember Jack?", "Toby: Yeah, how could I forget? Nice jacket.", "Jack: Oh, yeah, thanks.", "Toby: He's kidding, right?", "Jen: About what?", "Toby: The jacket. I mean, it's, like, ironic, right?", "Jen: Or something.", "Toby: He got it at a thrift store.", "Jen: No, no, that's really his jacket.", "Jack: What, is there a problem?", "Toby: Uh-uh, no.", "Jen: No, no, but I think it's time to bowl. Toby. Pink.", "[Toby takes the pink Bowling ball from Jen and goes to take his turn.]", "Jen: Hmm. He is sweet, huh?", "Jack: Heh. I'll get some shoes.", "[Scene: Mr. Brook's House. Dawson is sitting behind the camera filming Mr. Brooks as he talks about his life.]", "Mr. Brooks: I started hitchhiking to the west coast. It was out of Chicago I hooked up with route 66. You've heard of that, haven't you?", "Dawson: Yeah, sure.", "Mr. Brooks: The TV show, no doubt. Bet you haven't read Grapes of Wrath, either.", "Dawson: I saw the movie.", "Mr. Brooks: How come I'm not surprised by that? Ah, john Huston. Now, there was a director.", "Dawson: John ford directed the Grapes of Wrath. Directed all those early Henry Fonda movies. Young Mr. Lincoln, drums along the Mohawk.", "Mr. Brooks: Oh, yeah, I guess you're right. Huston didn't make his first picture till treasure of Sierra Madre. Maltese falcon, yeah. That was Huston's first picture, not sierra Madre.", "Dawson: Mr. Brooks, if you're not feeling well, we can do this some other time. Um, can I get you some water or something?", "Mr. Brooks: Oh, that'd be good, yeah. Water, ice, bourbon. Hold the water, hold the ice.", "Dawson: Uh, not quite sure that's such a good idea.", "Mr. Brooks: I don't give a tinker's damn about your opinion. If it's too much trouble for you, I can get it myself.", "Dawson: Never mind. Sit right there. I'll get it.", "[Scene: The Bowling Alley. Jen and Jack are talking while Toby is away.]", "Jen: Jack, are you embarrassed to be here?", "Jack: On gay bowling night? Yeah, I'm embarrassed. Not the gay thing, though. The bowling.", "Jen: All right, I'm with you. I admit, the bowling thing is kinda wack, but, you know, its heart is in the right place, and people need to be willing to stand up for what they believe in.", "Jack: You're beginning to sound like your new friend Toby.", "[Toby comes up to join them and Jack goes to take his turn.]", "Toby: How is Captain America doing? Oh, my god, he's even good at bowling.", "[As Jack comes back and Jen tries to make his escape.]", "Jen: Well, I'm thirsty. Um, you?", "Jack: Yeah.", "Jen: You?", "Toby: No, thanks.", "[Jen leaves.]", "Jack: You know, I'm gonna bite. Captain America?", "Toby: Superhero. Marvel comic. Don't worry, it's a compliment. He's not gay or anything.", "Jack: Oh, ok, I see. So that's what all your comments are about. I'm not gay enough for you? I don't fit into some pre-existing stereotype in your head?", "Toby: I see. Is, uh, is all this getting a little too gay for you?", "Jack: Yeah, as a matter of fact, it is getting a little too gay for me. I gotta--I gotta admit, I--I just don't understand the point to it. To your group, to the way you guys act, to your whole holier-than-thou attitude.", "Toby: You wouldn't. I mean, not from where you're sitting at the fun and popular table with all the other football players and cheerleaders. But in the real world, the one that the rest of us live in, people who fit in, like you, beat up people who don't, like me. But you don't get that, do you? You know what? You've probably never had a rough day in your entire life.", "Jack: Hey, you don't know me well enough to assume anything about me or how rough it's been for me or--or what my life is like or what it's cost me to get where I am.", "Toby: Which is where, exactly?", "Jack: Anywhere but here.", "[Scene: Dawson's Bedroom. Joey is sitting looking out the window waiting for Dawson, when he comes into his bedroom to surprised to see her.]", "Dawson: Hey.", "Joey: Hey, Dawson. Um, your mom said you'd be home soon, so I thought I'd wait. I hope you don't mind.", "Dawson: No.", "Joey: I brought you these Counting Cows cds.", "Dawson: Joey, these are yours.", "Joey: I know, I--well, I just figured that we could pass them back and forth whenever we had something we needed to discuss.", "Dawson: Ok. Uh, what do you need to discuss?", "Joey: See, this afternoon, in Kasdan's class, I lied. I wasn't ok. I totally blew that test. You know, Bessie and Brodie, they were gone, and--and suddenly these people just showed up at the B&B. And I had to get all these rooms ready, and then I had to take care of Alexander, and I tried to stay up all night cramming, but I fell asleep somewhere in the middle of chapter 7, \"the bean field.\" Don't laugh. This is tragic.", "Dawson: You're gonna die if you get a \"b\" on a test.", "Joey: Basically.", "Dawson: Well, how did you get into that situation in the first place? Wasn't Pacey with you?", "Joey: Yeah.", "Dawson: And he wasn't helping?", "Joey: Um, I kinda wouldn't let him.", "Dawson: You know, you should have let Pacey help you. Especially with Alexander. I mean, he's great with kids. Mostly 'cause he still is one. I meant that in a good way. Um, here. Open your Christmas present.", "Joey: Dawson, you shouldn't have done this. I don't have yours. It's not Christmas yet.", "Dawson: I know. Open it.", "[Dawson hands her a gift and she opens it and finds a picture of her and Pacey hugging by the Christmas tree.]", "Joey: It's beautiful.", "Dawson: Yeah, I'm gettin' better, aren't I?", "Joey: No, that's not what I meant. I-- I meant", "Dawson: I know what you meant.", "Joey: The party was fun.", "Dawson: Uh, yeah. Had its moments.", "Joey: Like you and Gretchen.", "Dawson: Um, that was not a moment. That was merely a holiday tradition.", "Joey: So, what's the deal? You guys friends or", "Dawson: Yah, we're friends. What else would we be?", "Joey: I thought since you guys were kissing", "Dawson: A, please. Sophisticated, cool, 21-year-old college girls don't generally fall for dorky high school seniors.", "Joey: So, you're not interested in her?", "Dawson: Even if I were, she's not interested in me, so why ruin a perfectly good friendship?", "Joey: These things don't always have to work that way. Look at us. After all that's happened? And we're friends. If we weren't, you wouldn't have... You wouldn't have given me this. And I wouldn't be sitting here telling you to do whatever your heart tells you to do. Truth is, Gretchen would be really lucky to have someone like you. [She bends over to give him a kiss on the cheek before leaving.] Thank you.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Capeside High Classroom. Mr. Kasdan is sitting at his desk going through some papers when Pacey comes into the room.]", "Mr. Kasdan: Pacey Witter. I thought we weren't destined to meet today until fourth period. Or would you like to hang around in junior English and have another go at Bartleby the Scrivener?", "Pacey: Uh, no, thanks. Mm-hmm. I should prefer not to.", "Mr. Kasdan: Bartleby-based humor. Very impressive, Mr. Witter. So what can I help you with?", "Pacey: Well, uh, you guys in A.P. English had a test yesterday, right? A big test.", "Mr. Kasdan: Yeah.", "Pacey: Well, let's suppose for a moment that you had this person in your class who is normally a phenomenal student", "Mr. Kasdan: he or she?", "Pacey: You think we could keep it at \"they\" for right now? Just for argument's sake, remain gender-neutral?", "Mr. Kasdan: And contribute to the further corruption of the English language as it is spoken on the north American continent. Please, by all means.", "Pacey: Ok. Let's suppose that this person needed to retake that test.", "Mr. Kasdan: Because of illness?", "Pacey: No", "Mr. Kasdan: family emergency?", "Pacey: No, not exactly.", "Mr. Kasdan: Well, then, case closed.", "Pacey: Mr. Kasdan, if you could just hear me out for one second. This student, honestly, is under an incredible amount of pressure. She sets these ridiculous goals for herself, she's not willing to accept help from anybody, she's under the false impression that if she gets one single \"b,\" the entire universe is gonna start to fall apart.", "Mr. Kasdan: She?", "Pacey: Uh, yeah. She.", "Mr. Kasdan: Ahh. I think I understand where you're coming from, Mr. Witter.", "Pacey: Oh, you do.", "Mr. Kasdan: But I still have to say no. If I bend the rule for one person, I have to bend the rules for everybody.", "Pacey: Well, I had to give it a try.", "Mr. Kasdan: Which you did. Admirably.", "[Scene: The walkway along the water front. Jack is unlocking his bike when Toby comes up to him carrying some flyers.]", "Toby: Nice town you've got here. I, uh, I figured I'd come by and hang some flyers. You know the gays. We're, uh, always recruiting. By the way, um, you're officially kicked out of the alliance.", "Jack: I'm crushed.", "Toby: Ah, I can tell. Look, there's something about me that obviously intimidates you.", "Jack: It's not my fault, and I'm not gonna let you push me around any more than I should have let those damn soccer parents.", "Toby: Finally, something we agree on. Look, you're right. I don't know you. And I can't possibly understand your life. A-and if I jump to conclusions based on appearances, it's just because-- well, that's the way I've been treated my entire life. Hey, when I was 9 I used to walk home through this baseball field. All these older kids would hide in the dugouts and wait for me to walk by. They'd call me fag, sissy, queer. The full spectrum. Till my older sister would come along and scare 'em away. I mean, that's when you really know you're gay, when your sister has to fight your battles for you. But you don't know what that's like, do you?", "Jack: No, I don't. But that doesn't make me any more straight.", "[Scene: Capeside High library. Joey is highlighting a lot of stuff in the book she should have read for the test, when Mr. Kasdan comes up to join her.]", "Mr. Kasdan: A more prudent approach... Would be to have read the book before the test.", "Joey: I blew it, didn't I?", "Mr. Kasdan: C-minus. Certainly not your finest hour. But then I'm guessing you already knew that, considering the little visit I had this morning from your-- I hesitate to use the term \"better half.\"", "Joey: Pacey?", "Mr. Kasdan: He asked me to give you a second chance. I said no, of course. However, Ian Prange was at the orthodontist again, so I'm giving a make-up tomorrow, and if you'd be interested in retaking the test, you could do that.", "Joey: I--I--uh--please. I mean, I--I--I would really, really appreciate", "Mr. Kasdan: don't thank me yet. I'm planning to penalize you half a letter grade.", "Joey: Ok.", "Mr. Kasdan: And, by the way, you're doing some serious damage with this highlighter.", "[He takes the highlighter from her and highlights a particular sentence and Joey reads it aloud.]", "Joey: \"Near the end of March 1845, I borrowed an axe and went down to the woods by Walden pond, nearest to where I--\"", "Mr. Kasdan: What's the most important word in that sentence?", "Joey: Woods?", "Mr. Kasdan: Borrowed. The important thing to remember about the transcendentalists is that while self-reliance is a most admirable trait, Thoreau wasn't really all that alone out there by Walden pond. He had neighbors, friends, people he could rely on. We should all be so lucky.", "[Scene: Mr. Brook's House. Dawson enters as a woman comes out of one of the side rooms.]", "Dawson: Mr. Brooks? Oh, uh, I'm sorry. I can come back later. I just", "Louise: I know. He told me. See, you've been really tiring him out with that video of yours.", "Dawson: Oh, not intentionally.", "Louise: No, I think that you are the reason that he's not taking his medication. W--he says it's because it makes him forget things, and I said, \"well, forgetting can be a good thing,\" and then he said, \"but not when you're making a documentary.\"", "[Mr. Brooks joins the two of them.]", "Mr. Brooks: Louise here has a big mouth. Loves to chat with nosy teenagers. You'd think I was paying her to talk. Nurses can be replaced, you know.", "Louise: I know. I will see you tomorrow.", "Mr. Brooks: All right, the secret's out. Not to worry, I'm not dead yet. I'm just holding short waiting for a clearance. So what can I help you with?", "Dawson: I, uh, left my video camera here yesterday.", "Mr. Brooks: Oh, sorry. Sorry about that. There it is. See? I didn't steal it or anything. Probably beyond me, major motion picture director that I am, to figure out how the damn thing works, anyway.", "Dawson: [Chuckles]", "[Dawson begins to take the camera off the tripod.]", "Mr. Brooks: Hey, hey, wait a minute. What are you doing? You can't abandon the A.I. Brooks story, epic motion picture in progress.", "Dawson: W-well, the nurse said that, uh", "Mr. Brooks: Look, I'm not gonna be around forever. Might be nice to leave something behind, you know, for people to remember me by. Since the A&E biography folks aren't gonna get to me any time soon, would you still be willing to direct this little picture of ours?", "Dawson: Sure.", "Mr. Brooks: All righty then.", "Dawson: So, uh, where do you want to start?", "Mr. Brooks: When I was hitchhiking to the west coast, I tried to stay on route 66, you know, but I had to take such rides as I could get, and so somehow I ended up in Las Vegas, stranded at a little diner. That's where I met her. The girl from your movie. Ellie Andrews, waitress. Born and raised in Vegas and hated it. Said she couldn't understand why people would go out in the desert to take chances they'd be too afraid to take at home. Said she'd rather gamble on life than on the roll of the dice. One day a ride came by, toward L.A., And, uh, before I could say good-bye to her, she jumped over the counter and came with me.", "Dawson: Just like that?", "Mr. Brooks: All the way to sunset and vine. God, I miss her. A good woman. You'd have liked her. I miss her.", "[Scene: The Potter B&B. Pacey enters the door to find Joey waiting for him with a huge smile on her face.]", "Pacey: You rang?", "Joey: I thought I'd call my boyfriend 'cause I need a little help with something.", "Pacey: Where's Alexander?", "Joey: Watching a video in Bessie's room.", "Pacey: Ok, now I'm starting to get suspicious. What's going on?", "Joey: I wanted to say thank you.", "Pacey: For what?", "Joey: The test. You got Mr. Kasdan to let me retake the test.", "Pacey: I did? I mean, I know that I did, but I didn't know that it worked. This is great. So, how'd you do?", "Joey: Oh, I go take it tomorrow after school, so, um... Tonight... [She begins to kiss him when he stops her.]", "Pacey: Uh...", "Joey: Is there a problem?", "Pacey: Well, you tell me.", "Joey: I did what you asked. All ghosts locked firmly away. Except for the ghost of Christmas future. And there's really no reason...", "Pacey: Well, there is something else we probably should be doing.", "[Scene: The Potter B&B front room. Pacey is sitting in a chair by the fireplace quizzing Joey from Flashcards, while she sits on the floor in front of him with Alexander.]", "Pacey: \"Trust thyself.\"", "Joey: Emerson.", "Pacey: What transcendentalist magazine was edited by both Emerson and Thoreau?", "Joey: The dial.", "Pacey: Transcendentalism took its name from Kant's critique of...", "Joey: Pure reason.", "Pacey: Wrong. Practical reason.", "Joey: Oh. Practical reason.", "Pacey: Uh, where was brook farm?", "Joey: West Roxbury, Massachusetts.", "Pacey: You're good.", "[Scene: Outside the Leery Fish house. Gretchen comes outside to find Dawson stand outside waiting for her.]", "Gretchen: Dawson! Just in time.", "Dawson: You didn't miss anything yet.", "Gretchen: They got a good one this year, don't you think?", "Dawson: Uh, yeah. Yeah. Actually, I didn't come for the ceremony. Uh, I came to talk to you.", "Gretchen: Oh. Oh, well, just don't tell your mom that I'm out here. She thinks I'm doing inventory in the stockroom.", "Dawson: Ok. Um, do you like to gamble?", "Gretchen: Um, are we talking bingo or more serious stuff?", "Dawson: Uh, anything. 'Cause I--I don't. I never understood why anybody did it. Uh, heh, until today.", "Gretchen: Dawson, if this has to do with what happened the other day, I think I know what you're gonna say and I", "Dawson: I like you. There. I said it. I like you and... That kiss meant more to me than just happy holidays. And everything I said the other day was a lie. Well, not a lie, because I think I meant it at the time, but I was basically just trying to fool myself because I didn't want to screw up our friendship, and I was gonna let that fear stop me. But I don't want to, and I'm not going to, because I don't want to learn that lesson at 17 or at any time, for that matter. And you can tell me that you're too old, and you can tell me that I'm too young, and you can tell me that I'm not over Joey, but nothing you can say is gonna change the fact that I said it. And I'm really glad that I said it because you're worth risking everything for.", "Gretchen: What am I gonna do with you?", "Dawson: Just tell me the truth.", "Gretchen: The truth. Sometimes a kiss is just a kiss, and sometimes a kiss means...", "[The Christmas Tree lights up and Dawson seeing where this is going finishes her statement.]", "Dawson: Happy holidays.", "Gretchen: Happy holidays." ]	Dawson's Creek	04x10	Self Reliance	bunniefuu
Dawson_s_Creek_04x11.json	[ "Pacey and Dawson finally start hanging out together again when Dawson tells him that he has feelings for Gretchen. Pacey hates the idea, so when he and Gretchen go on a road trip to her ex-boyfriend's house to pick up her truck, Pacey tries to get them back together. However, after being there for a while, Pacey sees that the guy he's trying to get Gretchen back together with is not who he thought he was. Back in Capeside, Joey has her fair share of problems when she gets locked in a storage area at the Yacht Club with Drue Valentine, an event he set up to avoid going to visit his father. Meanwhile, Dawson observes the feelings growing between Brooks and Grams and fears that Grams will get hurt when she finds out that Brooks is terminally ill. Gretchen finally gives into her feelings for Dawson." ]	[ "[Scene: The docks outside Dawson's House. Dawson and Pacey are sitting on the end of the docks fishing, and it is really early in the morning.]", "Pacey: Maybe we're too early. Maybe the fish are still asleep.", "Dawson: Fish don't sleep, Pacey.", "Pacey: You know, I'm really glad we're hanging out, but... Did our first jaunt together in months really have to be at sunrise?", "Dawson: Oh. I got something to tell you that I have a feeling will keep you awake. I like your sister, Pacey.", "Pacey: You like her, or you like her like her?", "Dawson: I'm talking about Gretchen Witter, not Winnie cooper.", "Pacey: Well, are we talking about the feelings of fondness and fellowship that naturally follow from an obligatory mistletoe kiss, or am I going to find you outside of my house holding a boom box over your head?", "Dawson: I'm crazy about her.", "Pacey: Well...You've had a crush on her for years. I mean, that's all this is, right?", "Dawson: No. This is more than a grade school crush. And even though she won't acknowledge it, I think, on some level, she feels the same way about me.", "Pacey: It's a hell of a lot to digest before breakfast, Dawson.", "Dawson: Well...Last spring, if you'd come to me and just told me how you felt about Joey, it would have made things a hell of a lot easier. So that's all I'm trying to do.", "Pacey: Dawson, you and I are friends. Friends. But sisters... Sisters are...", "Dawson: Off limits?", "Pacey: Yes! Sisters are off limits. They're like mothers, only pretty.", "Dawson: I'm not asking for your permission, Pace. I'm just letting you know.", "Pacey: So what are your plans?", "Dawson: My plans?", "Pacey: Yeah, to pursue my sister. What are you going to do?", "Dawson: Nothing.", "Pacey: Nothing?", "Dawson: Mm-hmm.", "Pacey: Well, what kind of plan is \"nothing\"?", "Dawson: Well, I've just decided to let things play out. If there's one thing I learned after last spring, it's that some things can't be forced.", "Pacey: So then your plan would be to not have a plan.", "Dawson: Exactly.", "Pacey: The Tao of Dawson is to do nothing. I've done nothing so far and we've already kissed. I figure the best thing I can do is just keep on doing nothing.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: The Witter Family Vehicle. Pacey is sitting in the Passenger seat, while Gretchen is driving them to her old college apartment.]", "Pacey: What's with the rush?", "Gretchen: At this speed, I can get to school, grab my car and get out of there before dark.", "Pacey: Your car hasn't been at school for months. All of a sudden you decided your friends have borrowed it for too long?", "Gretchen: Friend. Well, um, actually... Ex-boyfriend.", "Pacey: Nick has had your car this whole time? You know, I always liked that guy.", "Gretchen: You don't know him.", "Pacey: Nick and me? Dos amigos.", "Gretchen: You sat with him for a couple of hours when I brought him home for Christmas.", "Pacey: Yeah, so I know that he likes the Patriots, pretzels, and a good party. I know he'd rather sleep and sail than study. Plus the man has excellent taste in music. His favorite song is Freebird.", "Gretchen: You just described yourself.", "Pacey: Well, great men think alike.", "Gretchen: Ha!", "Pacey: I just think it's wonderful that the two of you will be able to get to spend some quality time together.", "Gretchen: Does your sudden proclivity for my ex-boyfriend have anything to do with a certain fair-haired pal of yours?", "Pacey: Who? Dawson? Nah. Why should I care about Dawson? You assured me that that kiss meant nothing. Even though, you know, it really didn't look like nothing. 'Cause, you know, it kind of went on a little bit long to be nothing. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't think it's nothing. But if you said it's nothing, it's nothing.", "Gretchen: Dawson and I are just friends. That's it. Trust me.", "Pacey: Ok. Guess you've earned my trust. This music doesn't entirely suck, it's...[He picks up the CD case] \"Great tunes for Gretchen. From Dawson.\" That would be leery. So he made you a mix CD? Aw, how sweet. Did I ever mention that nick is not only smart, but also quite handsome? I mean, really, he's a good-looking guy. He works out, doesn't he?", "[Scene: Dawson's house. Dawson and Jack are moving things around in one of the rooms, so they can paint it to get it ready for the new baby.]", "Dawson: Hey, did you think it was weird when Andie was dating Pacey?", "Jack: Not really. Why?", "Dawson: 'Cause Pacey really doesn't like the idea of Gretchen and me.", "Jack: Well, sure. I mean, she's his sister and you're his-- his close friend. I didn't really know Pacey when he hooked up with Andie. But if I had to think about you and Andie, you--let's not go there.", "[Gale and Mitch come into the room.]", "Mitch: Well, Dawson may have a sister before long. Then he'll understand.", "Dawson: Or a brother. I find out in a couple hours, right?", "Gale: Uh, well, no. Actually, honey, we've changed our mind again.", "Mitch: I mean, should we really use technology to cheat what may be life's last great mystery?", "Gale: Or is it anticlimactic to wait until the baby is born?", "Mitch: Hmm.", "Gale: Hmm.", "Dawson: You know, whatever you guys decide is fine. Just let me know, so I can figure out what to do with the pink and blue paint that I have on hold.", "Mitch: Good point.", "Gale: Come on, we're going to decide in the car.", "Dawson: Good luck.", "[They leave and Jack opens the top drawer on a dresser so they can move it, and Dawson notices a letter in it and takes it out.]", "Jack: What's that?", "Dawson: Remember I told you I used to write Gretchen these silly little letters?", "Jack: Yeah.", "Dawson: This is the last one I wrote, one I never sent. [Laughs] oh, god, this is embarrassing. I'm all gushing and lovesick.", "Jack: Uh-huh. Maybe you should say some of that to her, now.", "Dawson: No. I told her how I feel.", "Jack: Not like that, I bet.", "Dawson: No, I told her like an adult.", "Jack: Well, maybe if you acted more like a kid, you might be with her.", "Dawson: Last time I acted like a kid with my feelings, I ended up trying to prove something in a boat race. Remember that?", "Jack: Oh, yeah.", "Dawson: Not my finest moment. Besides, she knows how I feel about her. You know, if...If it's meant to be, it'll be. If not, that's the way it goes.", "Jack: Hmm. Zen and the art of dating. Congrats. I think you've created a new movement.", "Dawson: Yeah.", "[Scene: The Capeside Yacht Club. Joey is carrying a sign that reads Closed for Renovations, while Drue is sitting at the counter flipping through his little Black Book.]", "Drue: Closed for renovation. You know, this free time presents sort of a steak or lobster dilemma. Now, do I go cheerleader or drama club chick tonight? What do you think?", "Joey: Mmm. Flip a coin. Heads is bimbo, tails is skank.", "Drue: Where's the love, huh?", "Joey: After working with you for the last 6 days, I don't know. I guess I lost it.", "Drue: How do you plan to observe your Sabbath?", "Joey: Oh, a relaxing little experience known as researching my English term paper.", "Drue: Let me guess. How to keep a boyfriend and your virginity or the many uses of the human hand.", "Joey: Finally a subject you know all about.", "Drue: Oh, very good, Joey. Very good. You see, that is what we refer to as a comeback or a retort. I believe in French it's riposte.", "[Mrs. Valentine comes into the room carrying a date book.]", "Mrs. Valentine: Good news, darling. Your father's spirit guide has allowed him to leave his crystals and meditation mat long enough to come to New York on business, and he wants to see you tonight.", "Drue: And this is good news on what planet?", "Mrs. Valentine: On the planet where child support payments are still being negotiated. Here's your bus ticket.", "Drue: I don't suppose I have any choice in this matter?", "Mrs. Valentine: Well, of course you do. You can sit up front near the driver or back near the restrooms.", "[Mrs. Valentine hands him the ticket and leaves.]", "Joey: Bon voyage.", "Drue: Sorry to step on your exit line, but I don't think we finished here.", "Joey: My station is closed down.", "Drue: These need to go into the storeroom tonight.", "[Points to the boxes of dishes.]", "[Scene: The College campus. Pacey and Gretchen pull up in front of the house where Gretchen lived at on campus. There are people all over the place getting ready for parties.]", "Pacey: This is definitely my kind of place.", "Gretchen: It's a place you're going to see very little of. Remember, we get the car and we leave.", "Pacey: It might be kind of difficult.", "Gretchen: No, it won't.", "Pacey: Well, if that's the car you plan on driving out of here, yes, it will.", "[Points to the car in the driveway with it's hood open and missing 2 tires.]", "Gretchen: That lying jerk. I can't believe I fell for his crap again.", "Pacey: Don't you think you're being a little tough on the lying jerk? I'm sure there's an explanation for that.", "Gretchen: Yeah, there always is.", "[Nick comes out of the house with a woman which he hands a bag, and gives her a hug before she leaves.]", "Nick: Gretchen! My god, you look beautiful.", "Gretchen: You son of a bitch.", "Nick: I can explain.", "Gretchen: Hey, I don't want to hear it. All right? I just want my car back now, and I want to get as far away from you as possible.", "Nick: I know I said everything was fine, but this morning when I checked, I noticed that the solenoid assembly was clogged, so", "Gretchen: Solenoid assembly?", "Pacey: It's part of the carburetor. It draws air into the", "Gretchen: I know what the carburetor is, ok, guys? And I know you don't need to remove the tires to unclog it.", "Nick: Remember all your road trips? Low tread. I knew I risked losing your trust. All right? And frankly, you can hate my guts all you want. And, yeah, it hurts. But not as much as if something happened to you. I couldn't live with that.", "Pacey: Thanks for looking out for her, man.", "Gretchen: Yeah. Nick Taylor is a renowned protector of women.", "Nick: Her name's Laura Wolner. She's a junior geology major.", "Gretchen: I don't really care.", "Nick: She lives here.", "Gretchen: That's her problem.", "Nick: Except for tonight. All right? I asked her for a favor. She's going to go stay at her mom's house so that you can have her room. If you want to leave, we'll fix the car later and you're gone. Listen, since all of your old friends are going to be here tonight, I figured you'd be up late. Might be nice to have a comfortable place to crash.", "Gretchen: God help me.", "Nick: Laura's room is the first one on the left. By the time you get washed up, me and Pacey will have you a nice medium-rare veggie burger with your name on it.", "Gretchen: You think you know me so well, don't you?", "Nick: As well as any guy can. You like imported beer, Pacey?", "Pacey: I'll, uh...", "[Scene: Grams' House. Dawson is walking up to her house carrying a box of old clothing, when Grams and Mr. Brooks come outside.]", "Mr. Brooks: See you tonight, Evelyn.", "Grams: I can hardly wait, Arthur.", "[He walks into Dawson as he passes.]", "Mr. Brooks: Ah. If you value your life, not a word.", "[He turns and leaves.]", "Dawson: I--I thought you might be able to, uh... Give these clothes away to the church.", "Grams: Oh, Dawson, thank you.", "Dawson: So, uh... Are you two... Are you two dating?", "Grams: Oh, Dawson. Please. At my age, one does not date.", "Dawson: Well, it sounded like you were going to see him later on tonight.", "Grams: We are simply having dinner at your parents' restaurant, and then we are going to Rialto 16 to see Almost Famous.", "Dawson: Well, dinner and a movie on a Saturday night is pretty much a definition of a date.", "Grams: Say, are you this protective of Jennifer?", "Dawson: Uh... Jen is well-versed in the pitfalls and problems of relationships.", "Grams: Although I have not felt this way since Jennifer's grandfather passed on, I assure you, I also am well-versed. Thank you for your concern, Dawson.", "[Scene: The Capeside Yacht Club. Drue and Joey enter the store room carrying several boxes.]", "Drue: You know what your problem is?", "Joey: Drue, the only problem I have in my life right now is that I have to be around you. Fortunately, as soon as I put these dishes away, I am on break from my problem. [Drue tries to help he put the box onto the top shelf] Don't touch me, please! It's creepy enough to be in here with you. Fine. If you move those boxes...", "[Drue grabs the boxes by the door and it closes behind him.]", "Drue: We'll open it. Not a problem. [He tries to open the door and the handle comes off.] Ok? This could be a problem.", "Joey: There's got to be another way out.", "Drue: Oh, there's another way out. When the cleaning crew arrives. Monday morning.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: The Capeside Yacht Club. Joey and Drue are still in the store room and Joey is banging on the door trying to get anyone's attention.]", "Joey: Hello? Anyone there?", "Drue: You're going to hurt yourself if you keep doing that.", "Joey: I'm going to hurt you if you don't shut up.", "[Joey goes into her purse and pulls something out.]", "Drue: Going to freshen your face?", "Joey: No. I'm going to pick the lock.", "Drue: An eyebrow pencil.", "Joey: You got a better idea?", "Drue: What, do I look like Macgyver?", "Joey: No. He was smart enough not to move a box which was propping open a door.", "Drue: Well, you know what? If you would have just accepted my help, we wouldn't be here in the first place. Now I know why you're still a virgin. You have serious trust issues with men. Not to mention some rather dubious grooming habits.", "Joey: What do you think you're doing?", "Drue: I'm taking inventory of our rations. We have my Slim Jim to your 2 Altoids. We could have a snack and fresh breath.", "Joey: If you try to touch me or my stuff one more time, I swear to god, I'm going to take this eyebrow pencil and put it through your heart. Am I being clear?", "Drue: Crystal.", "Joey: Good.", "Drue: By the way, you should really try and clean out your brush occasionally.", "[Scene: The College House. Nick and Pacey are outside sitting in the hot tub talking to each other.]", "Nick: Imagine an environment where nearly the whole city is your age. Beer flows like tap water. Parties are ubiquitous and eternal. And the whole thing's paid for by cheap, long-term government loans.", "Pacey: This is the life.", "Nick: I know. Let's face it. High school sucks. Man was not created to spend 7 hours a day, 5 days a week crammed into a tiny desk. The whole system panders to the lowest common denominator. Standardized tests. Standardized courses.", "Pacey: Standardized lunches.", "Nick: Exactly. And that's why anyone who isn't standard doesn't fit in. College is a fresh start, you know? You get to be whoever you want to be.", "[Gretchen walks up to the side of the hot tub.]", "Gretchen: Why am I not surprised to see the two of you getting along?", "Pacey: I like this guy, Gretchen.", "Gretchen: 2 peas in a pod. More like 2 slackers in a tub.", "Nick: Care to join us in the healing waters? It does wonders for the soul.", "Gretchen: My soul is just fine.", "Girl: Hey, Gretchen.", "[The girl waves for Gretchen to join her.]", "Nick: No offense, but I must say, all of her is fine.", "Pacey: No offense taken. And now that you mention it, she can really use a guy like you in her life.", "Nick: She doesn't have a guy in her life back home?", "Pacey: Nope. I'm telling you, you should go for it, my friend.", "[Scene: The Dawson house. Dawson and Jack are doing some painting in the baby's room. Jack is talking to Dawson, but Dawson is staring at the wall obliviously.]", "Jack: 18 years apart? I mean, that's wild. When this kid graduates high school, you're going to be, like, 36. He's just-- well, he or she-- is just going to be beginning their life, and... Yours will be pretty much over. And you're not listening to a word that I'm saying, are you, Dawson?", "Dawson: Uh...No. Sorry.", "Jack: Oh, well. What's going on?", "Dawson: I'm worried about grams. I'm afraid she's going to get her heart broken.", "Jack: I thought her heart belonged to the lord.", "Dawson: And possibly Mr. Brooks.", "Jack: You got to be kidding me. Crotchety old Mr. Brooks? Are you sure about that?", "Dawson: It's getting to be like on Golden Pond over there.", "Jack: Hey, good for her. I mean, now she's got somebody to keep her company, to read with, build fires with. After all, she did say that \"love is the hardest of woods.\"", "Dawson: Brooks is sick, Jack. He's dying.", "Jack: Oh, god. I don't-- I mean, after what happened with her husband, wh--how could she fall for somebody who's dying?", "Dawson: Well, obviously she doesn't know. He hasn't told her.", "Jack: Well, then you have to.", "Dawson: Me?", "Jack: Someone has to. If you don't, I will.", "Dawson: If you could have seen how happy she was.", "Jack: The only reason she's happy is because she doesn't know the truth.", "Dawson: Well, maybe that's not such a bad thing.", "Jack: Ok. You were happy before you found out about Pacey and Joey seeing each other. Now, would you have rather stayed in the dark or would you have rather someone come to you and told you the difficult truth at the beginning?", "[Scene: The Store room. Joey and Drue are still locked in. Drue is sitting on a box and Joey is looking around.]", "Drue: If I was the one in here with a sweater, I would share it.", "Joey: Let me think about it. No.", "Drue: Ok, but I want you to know if something happens to me, you have my permission to pursue whatever indelicate though life-sustaining tastes-just-like-chicken measures you see fit.", "Joey: I see some cans up there. Maybe we can dig up something to eat.", "[Joey starts climbing to get to the cans on the top shelf.]", "Drue: You're going to fall and break your neck, at which point I am taking your sweater. Hey, I wonder who they're going to get to play you in the TV version of our ordeal, huh? Probably some former teen series idol who's trying to break into features.", "Joey: Would you just shut up?", "Drue: Ok. You go right ahead. I'm sure Lacey Chabert can't wait to cop an attitude and win the Emmy.", "Joey: Ecch. We can't eat this. This expired, like, when I was born.", "[Joey falls down and Drue catches her. He kisses her and she slugs him.]", "Drue: Could have just said thanks!", "[Scene: The College house. Nick and Gretchen are standing and talking to each other outside.]", "Nick: Must be kind of tough out there, huh?", "Gretchen: I have a life now. Now I have friends, have a job, great place by the water.", "Nick: Come on. You don't miss it just a little bit?", "Gretchen: This? No way.", "Nick: I don't believe that.", "Gretchen: It's true.", "Nick: There's that thing.", "Gretchen: What thing?", "Nick: You know. That little thing you do when you're hiding something. You stick out your chin.", "Gretchen: I do not.", "Nick: Yes, you do. You know what always drove me crazy about you, Gretchen? That little line right there on your chin.", "Gretchen: It's not going to work, Nick.", "Nick: What?", "Gretchen: Don't play, \"I'm just a sensitive boy who needs to be understood\" with me. I'm not going to go upstairs to see your guitar, so don't ask.", "[Pacey comes up to join them.]", "Pacey: It is so good to see you guys together. Honestly. Hey, can you believe that this woman is still single, considering what an amazing catch she is?", "Gretchen: Ok, before you try and show all my teeth to prove what good breeding stock I am, you'll have to excuse me.", "[Gretchen leaves the two of them alone.]", "Pacey: You know she's crazy about you, right? She talked about you the whole ride up here. I mean, it's like the two of you were meant to be together. So whatever happened?", "Nick: Our lives just moved in 2 separate directions. [Nick points to a woman who is waving to Pacey.] I think I see someone that wants to move in your direction.", "Pacey: I don't think that'd be such a grand idea.", "Nick: Her name's Christie. She likes horses, water sports, and back rubs from guys just like you, buddy. You can't go wrong.", "Pacey: Oh, but I can go wrong. There is someone back at home that would think that that's a very, very bad idea.", "Nick: That certain someone here? I don't think so. And I am definitely not going to say anything. [Nick throws him his keys] Second room upstairs to the left. Condoms are in the cigar box next to the futon. I'm going to go talk to your sister.", "Pacey: Nick", "Nick: Hey, don't mention it, man. Guys like me and you, we got to look out for each other.", "[Scene: Grams House. Grams is in the kitchen when Dawson knocks on the door and comes in. Grams is all dressed up for her non-date.]", "Grams: Oh, Dawson! Come in, come in.", "Dawson: Hi. I'm, uh... On my way-- on my way over to go, uh, go to Mr. Brooks', but I just-- I--wow!", "Grams: What? What is it?", "Dawson: You--you're-- you look...Beautiful.", "Grams: Oh, thank you. I... Well, I... I hope this dress isn't too much. Wouldn't want anyone to think we were dating.", "Dawson: Um...Getting into a new relationship can be intoxicating.", "Grams: I noticed you aren't bearing any clothes for the church, and I know that you know Jennifer is away at a fishing concert.", "Dawson: Uh, Phish broke up. It's widespread panic.", "Grams: Hmm. \"I know a bank where the wild thyme blows, \"where oxlips and the nodding violet grows.\" [Chuckles] Oh, dear, now... What was it you wanted to talk about, Dawson?", "Dawson: I just wanted to say have a great time tonight.", "Grams: I know he's sick.", "Dawson: You do?", "Grams: Isn't that what you were trying to tell me?", "Dawson: [Sighs] So he told you?", "Grams: Of course not. Arthur Brooks wouldn't just come right out and tell someone that.", "Dawson: Well, then how did you know?", "Grams: I've been a nurse for 47 years and a woman a few years longer than that.", "Dawson: But if you know, how can you start something with him?", "Grams: It's very simple. We laugh together, we share the same interests, we look at life the same way. Do you know how hard it is to find a friend like that, Dawson?", "Dawson: Yeah, I think I do. Um...I also know how hard it can be when it doesn't last.", "Grams: A moment, a single moment of true joy is more powerful than a lifetime of sorrow.", "[Scene: The College house. Pacey is walking when Gretchen comes up to join him as he walks outside. ]", "Pacey: Let me tell ya. Your ex puts the \"A\" in hole. That man is just a world-class jerk.", "Gretchen: I know that, Pacey. I tried to tell you.", "Pacey: Well, I guess we've both had enough of him for tonight, right?", "Gretchen: You don't need to protect me.", "Pacey: He's the reason you left school, isn't he?", "Gretchen: I am the reason that I left school.", "Pacey: So what happened? What did he do to you?", "Gretchen: Nothing I didn't allow to happen. Look, it's my fault, too, you know. I can't just blame him and neither should you.", "Pacey: For what?", "Gretchen: I got pregnant. I had a miscarriage.", "Pacey: I--I'm sorry, Gretch. I would not have been trying to force the two of you back together. I am...Sorry. So how did he react when he found out?", "Gretchen: He doesn't know. I didn't want to interrupt his plans to sleep with half the theta house.", "Pacey: What a dick. What a dick! I can't believe I was hanging out with that guy thinking how cool he was. I am gonna", "Gretchen: no, no, you are not! Ok, I am not a victim here, Pacey. And I don't want him to know. You know, nobody knows about this except Dawson.", "Pacey: You told Dawson Leery before you told me?", "Gretchen: He's my friend.", "Pacey: I'm your brother!", "Gretchen: With a very specific idea of how a sister is supposed to behave. Look, I left school to work on who I want to be. You know, I can't try fitting that into everybody else's idea of what that is.", "Pacey: You know? Fair enough. At least you now know who Nick really is.", "Gretchen: Pacey, everything that you liked about him I still like about him, too.", "[Nick comes out to join them]", "Nick: Hey. Hey. Did you miss me?", "[Nick and Gretchen go back inside, while Pacey just watches them.]", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Mr. Brooks House. Dawson is cutting together some of the scenes of his movie, while Mr. Brooks is getting ready.]", "Dawson: I don't understand why you would want to cut the scene before it's over.", "Mr. Brooks: Nobody's saying anything.", "Dawson: Look at your face! Look at that expression. And that says more than any words ever could.", "Mr. Brooks: You're developing a pretty good eye, Mr. Leery. Obviously you're hanging out with the right people these days.", "Dawson: It would seem so.", "Mr. Brooks: Before you run off, um... I wondered if you could help me with something.", "Dawson: Uh, sure.", "Mr. Brooks: Evelyn Ryan and I have been spending a lot of time together lately, and I have grown rather fond of her. I'd like her to know that. So, uh... [He takes out some earrings] Do you think it's too much?", "Dawson: Um...I'm not the person to talk to about that.", "Mr. Brooks: What's the matter? Bother you that 2 adults are keeping company?", "Dawson: No, I just--I don't think it's my place to give advice about this.", "Mr. Brooks: Is that because a dying man just told you that he's fond of a woman who's like a grandmother to you?", "Dawson: Do you have any idea what she went through with her late husband?", "Mr. Brooks: Uh-huh, actually, I do.", "Dawson: Well, then", "Mr. Brooks: If I care about her, how could I put her through all that again, hmm?", "Dawson: [Sighs] exactly.", "Mr. Brooks: One thing worse than the pain of loss is the aching void of inaction. She's not the kind of person who can live with that. She knows I'm sick.", "Dawson: So...She knows, and you know she knows, and yet neither one of you have said anything about it.", "Mr. Brooks: No need. When you get to the end of the race, it's both obvious and inevitable. Make no mistake about it, kid, god intends to kill us all. You'll find that, uh, you don't have to have your life dictated by the cosmos. You fall in love with the wrong woman, you tell fate to piss off, you don't like its plans for you. Sure...Heartache to be had, but it's a small price to pay for living and dying on your own terms.", "Dawson: Give her the earrings.", "Mr. Brooks: Thank you, kid.", "[Scene: The College house. Nick and Gretchen are sitting on the couch talking to each other as a party goes on all around them.]", "Nick: You ever think about me?", "Gretchen: Rarely.", "Nick: Chin.", "Gretchen: Occasionally.", "Nick: I think about you.", "Gretchen: Yeah?", "Nick: Remember that time we locked ourselves in my room and studied for that astronomy mid-term?", "Gretchen: [Laughs] we failed the test the next day.", "Nick: Yes, we did. But it was worth it, wasn't it?", "Gretchen: We've had a lot of good times together. \"Had\" being the operative word. We are past tense.", "Nick: No, we're old friends. And the best thing about old friends is that they know you. They know what makes you tick.", "Gretchen: There are a lot of things you don't know about me, Nick. A lot's happened to me since I left.", "Nick: I know you've gotten more beautiful. Do you want to come up to my room and talk about the rest?", "Gretchen: You're drunk.", "Nick: You're gorgeous.", "Gretchen: Do you ever change?", "Nick: You know who I am. I mean, isn't that why you came? And don't tell me it was to pick up your car, because we both know that's not true. You've come a long distance. Don't you want to go the rest of the way?", "[He stands up and he and takes her hand and they go upstairs while Pacey just watches them go.]", "[Scene: The store room. Joey is pacing while Drue is sitting down holding a can up to his blackened eye.]", "Joey: You're supposed to", "Drue: back off!", "Joey: I was just trying to help.", "Drue: Yeah. Well, if I get any more help from you, I'll be spending my freshman year of college in traction.", "Joey: You know if anyone should be upset, it should be me.", "Drue: What? You tried to kill me!", "Joey: You tried to kiss me!", "Drue: I saved your life, ok? I was just acting on the moment.", "Joey: Yeah, well, so was I.", "Drue: How'd a pretty girl like you get so damn mean?", "Joey: I'm not mean.", "Drue: Are you kidding? The busboys are terrified of you. They call you \"el Toro.\"", "Joey: Really? Well, you know, when you're used to living on your own, you learn how to take care of yourself, and I guess you develop a little bit of a thick outer shell.", "Drue: And a pretty decent right cross. You know, at least your father's in prison. Having to spend time with my dad is like being in prison.", "Joey: I thought your dad was this wealthy businessman who", "Drue: yeah, who seemed like the coolest guy in the world until the day I discovered him fervently studying the kama sutra on my mother's new Mexican tile kitchen floor with someone who was most definitely not my mother.", "[Joey comes and sits next to him taking her sweater off and putting it over both their laps.]", "Drue: Bless you.", "Joey: Just keep your hands where I can see them.", "Drue: So where's your beau this evening? Is he going to be frantically checking hospitals for you?", "Joey: He's on a road trip with his sister.", "Drue: How do you stay in a relationship with someone who is so different from you?", "Joey: We're not that different.", "Drue: Oh, please. You're responsible and reasonable. He's reckless and rash.", "Joey: Yeah, but part of his recklessness is that he's constantly surprising me. And part of his rashness is that he's intensely passionate. Those differences are important. They make for a richer relationship.", "Drue: Maybe in high school. But last I heard, Harvard wasn't admitting the rash boyfriends of candidates just to keep the world's cutest couple together.", "Joey: How would you like a broken nose to go along with that black eye?", "Drue: Lighten up.", "[Scene: Nick's bedroom. Nick and Gretchen come up to the room, and it has several candles already burning throughout the room.]", "Gretchen: Looks like you were expecting company.", "Nick: I missed you, Gretchen.", "Gretchen: I can't believe I'm doing this.", "Nick: Why? You knew this was going to happen. You've been thinking about this since you left. I know you, Gretchen. I know how you think.", "Gretchen: Well, what am I thinking right now?", "Nick: You're thinking that my arms feel amazing around you. That I fit you like a puzzle piece that's been missing. That you'll lose yourself in me the rest of the night and never look back.", "[He takes her over to the bed and lies her down and she sits down next to him and they kiss and lie back.]", "Gretchen: Mmm...Ahh... [She stops him and pushes him back] You know, that used to be enough.", "Nick: I'm what they told you to stay away from, huh? The cookie jar high on the shelf. The person that's wrong for you. But, see, that's why a girl like you... Wants a guy like me.", "Gretchen: You're totally right. And do you know what I just realized? I'm not that girl anymore.", "[She looks over and he has fallen asleep.]", "Gretchen: Nick? Nick? Thank you, Nick Taylor.", "[SCENE_BREAK]", "[Scene: Outside the college house. Pacey is finishing up fixing Gretchen's car when she comes out to join him.]", "Pacey: Hey. I've finished up the work on the car. And I found your tires. They were just on the side of the house. All you needed was a couple of flats patched. The treads were fine.", "Gretchen: Thank you.", "Pacey: I fixed the car. I just wish I could do the same thing for your life.", "Gretchen: Pacey", "Pacey: I don't understand why you'd fall for such a self-centered, egocentric jerk like nick. You know, I know that you were a cheerleader all during high school, and I know that you always had the good grades and the good behavior and the good boyfriends, and I can understand that maybe you just got a little tired of being good all the time, and I understand that people get tempted. But why this guy? He's an ass! [Sighs] I guess it's kind of my fault. I pushed you into the guy.", "Gretchen: This is not your fault.", "Pacey: Well, it is kinda my fault. I wanted you to be with him. I wanted you to be with somebody that I understood. I wanted you to be with somebody who was maybe a little bit more like me.", "Gretchen: You are nothing like nick.", "Pacey: Well, regardless... You deserve someone who's going to listen to you and commit to you. You deserve someone who's going to make you the absolute center of their universe. You deserve somebody", "Gretchen: someone like Dawson?", "Pacey: Oh...Ha ha. That's not what I said.", "Gretchen: That's what you meant. Nothing happened last night, Pacey. It almost did until--until I realized why I came here.", "Pacey: Well, didn't you come here to see nick?", "Gretchen: No. I came to say good-bye to nick. And more importantly, good-bye to a part of myself that I've always struggled with. And do you know where I got the strength to say good-bye? From you. Starting when they're little girls, sisters look to their brothers for cues on how they should be treated. And--and you're right. I deserve so much better than nick. And my heart knows that because I have a brother who treats me so well.", "Pacey: So...Wait. Hold on a second. Does this mean that you also realize that you need better music in your life? Because if that's the case, I have this Pink Floyd CD that I think you'll love", "Gretchen: that's ok. There's a certain CD mix that I want to listen to.", "Pacey: Ok.", "Gretchen: See you at home.", "Pacey: Yes. See you back there.", "[She pulls away from him as he watches her go.]", "[Scene: The baby's room. Dawson and Jack are busy painting around the windows and the corners of the room.]", "Dawson: Jack, do you believe in inevitability?", "Jack: You mean, do I think I busted my shoulder because of fate?", "Dawson: Yeah. Do you ever wonder if you could've changed what happened?", "Jack: You have no idea how many times I have thought about that one. I mean, what if I would have caught the ball differently? You know, hit the ground differently? What if I would have brushed my teeth 3 seconds longer that morning, arriving to practice 2 seconds later?", "Dawson: And the answer?", "Jack: The answer is I don't know. I'm sick of thinking about it. Thinking about it is more debilitating than the injury.", "Dawson: Brooks is dying... And he's actively pursuing a relationship with grams who knows, but doesn't seem to mind.", "Jack: Well, maybe he finds strength in taking action, and maybe she finds comfort in her religion. I mean, the arbitrary nature of life and love, you know, it can be frightening. Everybody has their own way of coping with it. Even you.", "Dawson: What does that mean?", "Jack: Well, don't you think it's possible, what's driving this, uh, this Tao of yours is nothing more than fear?", "Dawson: I'm just trying not to make the same mistakes I've made in the past.", "Jack: Has it ever occurred to you, san-san, that maybe they're not mistakes at all. Maybe this is exactly where you're supposed to be at this moment in time. With a girl that you wanted way before Joey potter, holding a letter that expresses exactly how you feel about her.", "[Scene: The Store room. Joey suddenly wakes up. Drue and Joey are leaning against a box. Joey fell asleep leaning on Drue's shoulder.]", "Joey: Oh, I thought it was just a nightmare.", "Drue: Good morning to you, too.", "Joey: Did you actually sleep?", "Drue: I couldn't. Someone was sawing some serious lumber.", "Joey: I do not snore.", "Drue: You could have laid waste to an entire national forest.", "Joey: I'm surprised I could even sleep. You aware of the 24-hour antiperspirant?", "[Buzzing]", "Joey: What's that buzzing?", "Drue: What's what buzzing?", "Joey: There's something buzzing.", "Drue: Go back to sleep. You're dreaming.", "Joey: It's in your pocket. What is that?", "[She reaches into his pocket and pulls out his cell phone.]", "Drue: Hey! Hey, I'd like a dinner and a movie before we get to that.", "Joey: You've had this in your pocket the whole time?", "Drue: Oh, yeah. I forgot.", "Joey: Hello? Yes, we're in the basement storage room. You can talk to him when you get down here. What's left of him.", "Drue: We're saved!", "Joey: You orchestrated this whole thing!", "Drue: Now, why would I want to do something like that?", "Joey: Because you are a sick, twisted, pathological little pervert.", "Drue: Do you really think I'd go through all this trouble just to have you fall asleep on my shoulder?", "Joey: Well, how do I know what you were doing while I was sleeping?", "Drue: I resent that. I was a complete gentleman. I absolutely did not peek down your shirt at your eggshell-colored, 34c, maiden form, wire-rimmed bra with the little cute pink bow in the front clasp.", "[Mrs. Valentine opens the door and comes in.]", "Drue: Mother, thank god!", "Mrs. Valentine: My god! What have you done to my son?", "Joey: Ask him. It was all his doing.", "Mrs. Valentine: Oh, you're actually going to suggest that my son would rather be locked in a closet with you than spend the weekend with his father?", "Joey: [realizing everything] I'll see you at school, Drue.", "[Scene: Gretchen and Pacey's place. Gretchen pulls up to the house and walks over to the mailbox, where she pulls out a letter and begins to read it . It is the letter that Dawson wrote all those years ago. We hear Dawson's voice as she reads it. The scene fades from Her to Dawson, to Grams and Mr. Brooks on a bench together, to Pacey and Joey sitting wrapped up in each other on her pier, and back to her driving.]", "Dawson: Dear Gretchen, I really enjoyed talking to you in your room today. Try not to be nervous about starting high school. I know you're going to find people who understand you. There's something that I didn't get a chance to tell you. There's someone truly special in my life that I can't stop thinking about. She's unlike anyone I've ever met. Smart and funny and beautiful, and just knowing that she's in my life has given me this constant fluttering that keeps me awake at night. When I think about who I can talk to about this, who will understand. The only person that comes to mind is you. And that's a problem, because you are the one that I feel this way about. I think about you constantly, every little thing you do. The Elvis Costello sticker you put in your spiral notebook, the way your bangs have grown out every day now for 6 months until Monday when you were finally able to put it all in a ponytail. And today when you invited me to stay and talk to you after Pacey left. It occurred to me that you must think about me, too. If I tried to tell anyone else, they would say that you and I are impossible, that our lives are too different, that we could never be right for each other. But we understand each other and we care about each other. And years from now, I believe that we still will. Your friend forever. Love, Dawson.", "[She pulls up to Dawson's house where he is outside putting away some of the cleaning supplies. He turns to see Gretchen pull up, and he watches her walk up to him with a smile on her face and a tear in her eye.]", "Dawson: What took you so long?", "Gretchen: I had a few things to do first.." ]	Dawson's Creek	04x11	The Tao of Dawson	bunniefuu

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