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en el gym suena sun is shining y me vienen todos los recuerdos del <user>...
At the gym "Sun is Shining" comes on and all these memories of <user> come rushing back...
nunca me meto en discusiones profundas por twitter por riesgo a que me colapse el cerebro por la cantidad de estupideces que leo. fuck it.
I never engage in deep discussions on Twitter at the risk of my brain exploding from the amount of stupidity I read. Fuck it.
hoy habrá directo a las 19.00 h en younow, babies...
There will be a live stream today at 7pm on younow, babies...
el vlog de hoy, pequeñas tazas de café: pesadilla en el club media fest
Today's vlog, tiny cups of coffee: nightmare at the median festival
<user> sergio por favor u crazy
<user> Sergio please, you're so crazy!
el vlog de hoy, pequeños carrot cakes: somos gente muy culta
Today's vlog, little carrot cakes: we are very cultured people.
pues ojalá pero anabel alonso for life a mí que no me jodan con la yeyo meyo esta
Well hopefully , but Anabel Alonso for life , don't mess with me about the yayo me stuff .
domingo de snupchut is on babies
Sunday's snack session is on, babies.
me ha dado right in the feels leer mi nombre en algunos comentarios de este vídeo de <user>... ¿qué opináis?
Reading my name in some of the comments on <user>'s video has given me all the feels ... What do you guys think?
gracias <user> por las gafas de sol y el palo selfie. sobre todo por el palo selfie. ahí me has enamorao.
Thanks <user> for the sunglasses and the selfie stick . Especially for the selfie stick , that's what won me over .
<user> y qué pasa con esas hojitas que pinchan de los abetos?!?!?! not cool, man. not cool.
<user> And what's up with those spiky little needles on the fir trees ?!?!? Not cool , man . Not cool .
y sí, me lo he hecho yo misma. fuck it.
And yes, I did it myself. Fuck it.
el vlog de hoy: información top secret
The blog today: top secret info
<user> yo seré feliz cuando tengáis parks and recreation en vuestro catálogo... porfi
<user> I will be happy when you have parks and recreation in your catalog ... please
must... not... entrar... en salseos...
must... not... get... involved... in mess...
la vida de una daily vlogger: trabajar donde sea y buscar wifi donde se pueda...
The life of a daily vlogger: working wherever , hunting for WiFi .
y nuevo avatar turn down for what
and new avatar what's the point?
y tened en cuenta que ese domingo en disney se podrá ver sólo por snapchat. user: yellowmellowmeh.
and keep in mind that that sunday at disney can only be watched on snapchat . user: yellowmellowmeh .
el vlog de hoy: striptease repentino
The sudden striptease.
con tantos eventos debo saber maquillarme... ¡el próximo es en <user> con la mtv trendy week! ven
With so many events I should learn makeup . The next one is at <user> with MTV Trendy Week ! Come .
ok, acabo de ver que ayer no se subió el vlog. maravilloso, perfecto, fantástico. lo tenéis hoy a las 18h, que es el de la gala de los ema!
ok , I just noticed the vlog wasn't uploaded yesterday . great , awesome , fantastic . You'll have it today at 6 pm , which is the ema awards gala !
mi instagram está on fire
my instagram's on fire
hoy a las 20h se estrena algo muy especial en el canal... el videoclip. hype hype hype!!!
Today at 8pm something very special is premiering on the channel ... the music video . Hype hype hype ! ! !
he alargado la alarma como dos horas y media... en ese tiempo he soñado con <user>, <user> y <user>. what the actual fuck.
I've snoozed the alarm for like two and a half hours ... In that time I've dreamed about <user>, <user>, and <user>. What the actual fuck.
el vlog de hoy: lanzamiento de mi single
Today's vlog: launch of my single
mañana sale mi single phantom limb
My single phantom limb comes out tomorrow.
justo acabo de editar el vlog de hoy. es del primer show de argentina y estoy temblando de lo emocionante que es. quiero volver dio mio.
I just finished editing today's vlog . It's from the first show in Argentina and I'm shaking with excitement . I want to go back , my God !
el jet lag es real.
The jet lag is real.
<user> cambio gatos por gata y doritos por café y same here
<user> trading boycats for a girlcat and doritos for coffee, same here
el vlog de hoy: último show en chile
Today's vlog: last show in Chile
en el vlog de hoy podréis ver lo que pasó en el backstage durante el primer día de show...
In today's vlog you'll be able to see what happened backstage during the first day of the show ...
<user> ¿infarto instantáneo? i'm in.
<user> Heart attack instantaneously? i'm in.
<user> <user> totally worth it... como aquel maravilloso día en el que vimos amanecer remember?
<user> <user> totally worth it... like that wonderful day we saw the sunrise , don't you remember ?
<user> fijo que has hecho un test apestoso... tienes que hacer el de pottermore
<user> I bet you've taken a smelly test ... you have to do the Pottermore one.
el vlog de hoy: ahora soy un transformer
The blog today: I am now a transformer
y sí el actor es josh de until dawn
and yes the actor is Josh from until dawn
el vlog de hoy: look extremo
Today's vlog: Extreme look
until dawn terminado. tremendísimo. ahora sólo quiero volver a jugar con distintas opciones. y así hasta el fin de los tiempos.
Until Dawn finished . Tremendous . Now I just want to play it again with different options . And on and on until the end of time .
en fin voy a seguir jugando a until dawn. seguramente eso me calm... oh shit.
In the end I'll keep playing Until Dawn . That will surely calm me ... oh shit .
por si queréis votarme, o votar a quien sea. up to you.
If you want to vote for me , or anyone else for that matter , be my guest . up to you .
<user> bah! está de moda ahora y es normal, don't worry
<user> bah! it's trendy now and it's normal , don't worry be happy !
tengo el brazo como el muslo de beyoncé, pero totally worth it. buenos días.
I have an arm like Beyonce's thigh, but totally worth it. Good morning.
<user> eso... eso es mi pueblo... vilanova i la geltrú... oh god why
<user> that's my town... Vilanova I la Geltrú... oh god why
el vlog de hoy: mi opinión sobre los haters
Today's vlog: my thoughts on the haters
"si le dais a rt a tope os mandaré una paloma mensajera con una notita que ponga: ""sé dónde vives"". nada creepy."
If you guys give it a hard rt , I'll send a messenger pigeon to you with a note saying: "I know where you live." Not creepy at all.
el vlog de hoy: probando el apple watch
The Apple Watch try-on vlog today.
el vlog de hoy es una parodia de otro daily que conocéis muy bien... vamos a por ello
The vlog today is a parody of another daily one you're very familiar with ... let's go for it!
mañana me espera un pequeño road trip yo sola. es algo que siempre he querido hacer y ha llegado el día. por supuesto, lo veréis.
Tomorrow I have a little road trip all by myself awaiting . It's something I've always wanted to do and the day has finally come . Of course , you'll get to see it .
sólo queda hoy y mañana para que vuelvan los vlogs... el día 7 tendréis un vlog precioso. palabra.
Only today and tomorrow left for the vlogs to come back ... You'll have a beautiful vlog on the 7th . My word .
<user> tío, eres un flipao. with love ️
<user> dude , you're crazy . with love ️
las gafas de abuela are back.
Grandma's glasses are back.
"¡¡nuevo vídeo!! is back con un vídeo peculiar... ""vivir como un dinosaurio"""
"New video!! is back with a quirky video... \"Living like a dinosaur\""
los child prodigies son los mejores en los animes
The child prodigies are the best in the animes
dormirse temprano? whats that like?
Sleep early? What's that like?
puej mano, cavs jugaron pa ganar jaja what shu gonna do
Well my dude , the Cavs played to win haha what you gonna do about it .
lebron si dejas de trash talk por darle un tapon a alguien mas pequeño y te pones a jugar pues quizas hagas algo util
Lebron if you stop the trash talking about blocking someone much shorter and focus on playing you might actually do something useful.
desde el jueves pasau no me voy en un spamming de mis pointless tweets en la madrugada....... will today be the day i return?
Since last Thursday I haven't stopped spamming my pointless tweets at midnight . . . will today be the day of my return?
la unica cosa que me encojona de los iphones es q los dejas caer de 8 pies no le pasa na, si se te cae a una de. 000001 cm se te jode to
The only thing I hate about iPhones is that if you drop them from 8 feet nothing happens , but if it falls from a tiny bit more than an inch it's done for .
holy shit que cosa loca
Holy shit that's a crazy thing!
<user> esto no es un fun fact... its just a fact cuz it aint fun
<user> This isn't a fun fact... it's just a fact because it ain't fun
me comi una manzana y tengo hambre should i
I ate an apple and I'm still hungry should I
<user> <user> no iba pal double date sorry
<user> <user> wasn't going to the double date sorry
<user> no pero remember, javi wuvs u
<user> no pero remember, Javi loves you
mis panas me dijeron pa ir a la playa mañana im so happy
My friends told me to go to the beach tomorrow , I'm so happy .
<user> jajajajajja ey ey la que dijo rata fue ashley i just agreed
<user> hahahahaha it was Ashley who said rat I just agreed
<user> le diste like y desps unlike
<user> did you give a like and then an unlike?
este playlist no era pa mi pero im gonna use it
This playlist wasn't meant for me but I'm gonna use it
<user>... fuiste a ver xmen.... my love is on a break
<user> ... did you go see xmen .... my love is on a hiatus
<user> but are sure? con una buena navaja se llega al corazon bastante rapido
<user> but are you sure ? with a good knife you can reach the heart pretty fast .
<user> esta algaro pq hoy me levante relativamente temprano e hice ejercicio i should be dead
<user> why am I so alive right now , I woke up relatively early and even exercised . I should be dead !
<user> acho en at&t yo compre uno licensed by apple y me han resultau pal, mucho mejor que los blancos de apple y es de 6 pies
<user> I got mine at&t licensed by apple and they've worked out great , way better than apple's white ones and it's 6 feet long
<user> te digo, i hate you
<user> I'm telling you, I hate you
<user> ah bueno en ese sentido si.. son los top criminals of the world... ponle a bush y y saddam husein
<user> ah bueno en ese sentido sí .. they're the top criminals of the world ... put Bush and Saddam Hussein
<user> pero verdad que no fueron recordados de una forma buena? i think not
<user> but weren't they remembered in a good way ? i think not
sigo dandole break a the office..... quitandome neuronas
I'm still giving breaks at the office , killing my brain cells .
<user> jajajajajajajaja ese es el de ice age
<user> hahahahahaha that's the one from Ice Age
<user> estarias muy lejos baby boo :(
<user> you'd be too far away baby boo :(
<user> ta bien cause we aint married yet baby boo
<user> that's fine because we're not married yet baby honeybunch
<user> ok es la primera que escucho esto pq llevas to el dia pichandome duro, pero acabo el viernes :(
<user> ok it's the first time I hear this , why are you pissing me off all day long , but it's Friday tomorrow :(
i keep lying to myself dije que no iba a salir porque tengo q estudiar... autoapril fools in may
I keep telling myself I won't go out because I have to study... self-April Fools' in May.
<user> too much viewers pero ya es tiempo de acabarlo
<user> too many viewers but it's time to finish it .
<user> bitch please, sabes que no
<user> Please, you know I don't...
<user> sabes que u love me (lo se porque todavia no me has blocked from twitter )
<user> you know you love me (I know because you haven't blocked me from Twitter yet )
pa mi ver friends o himym es un must
For me , watching Friends or How I Met Your Mother is a must !
<user> jajajaja i am so broke mano
<user> haha i'm so broke my friend
no creo en karma, but i do believe in the laws of physics
I don't believe in karma, but I do believe in the laws of physics.
te puedo ir de coldplay a anuel nigga real quick
I can switch from Coldplay to Anuel nigga real quick.
dios quiero que ya tiren la pelicula de black panther y faltan dos largos años
I can't wait for them to release the Black Panther movie, but we have to wait for two long years!
<user> hahahaha es un get de una amiga de boli pero no se como estara
<user> hahahaha it's a hit from a friend's party in Bolivia but I don't know how it's going
ant man.... did you told phoebe que ibas a estar busy fighting?
Did you tell Phoebe you'd be busy fighting?
excepto que te digan que no puedes tener herpes... cause who wants herpes?
except that they tell you "no puedes tener herpes" ... because who the hell wants herpes?
"y en vez de llorar porque tu y tus ""panas"" se van a diferentes universidades, asegura que mantengan comunicacion and all will be fine"
"and instead of crying because you and your crew are going to different universities , make sure you keep in touch and all will be fine"
yo pienso que si yo termino siendo millonario mi gasto que i would go broke for seria apple products
I think that if I end up being a millionaire my bankrupt reason would be apple products.
siempre he querido ir a un concierto de coldplay..... id sing my soul out
I've always wanted to go to a Coldplay concert . . . I'd sing my soul out .
claramente im weak y me lo estaba comiendo hasta que me vio, se rio y me dijo gordito
Clearly I'm weak and he was eating it until he saw me , he laughed and said "fatty" .
fun fact... mi primer beso fue un friday the 13
Fun fact ... my first kiss was on a Friday the 13th.
somethings are better left unsaid while that its true.... hay gente que se apoya de eso solo porque no tienen los cojones de hablar claro
While that's true , some things are better left unsaid , there's people who rely on that just because they don't have the balls to speak clearly .
pero hace tiempo no sentia mis piernas tan duras (since birth)
But I haven't felt my legs so sore (since birth)
the weeknd debe hacer un cover de panda
The Weeknd should do a cover of a song by Panda.
fuck naps yo quiero hibernar como un oso
Fuck naps , I want to hibernate like a bear .