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<user> jajaja llevo diciendo eso todo el dia.. no he hecho nada im so fucked jaja | <user> hahaha I've been saying that all day . I haven't done shit , I'm so fucked up haha . |
<user>: san manuel buen-carajo este cuentito esta largo con cojones me sente orita a leerlo vi lo largo que era and i gave up | <user>: San Manuel damn this story's long as hell i just sat down to read it saw how long it was and gave up |
<user> acabo de checkiar la mia el pan de dios ese me dio 80 en participacion! how the fuck is that possible? | <user> just checked mine the bread of god gave me 80 in participation ! how the fuck is that even possible ? |
mierda de pelicula! gahd it was offal jajaj | That movie was shit! Gahd it was awful haha. |
"fuimos con las intenciones de ver ""endless love"" y terminamos viendo ""the devils due""... -.-" | We went with the intentions of watching "Endless Love" and ended up watching "The Devil's Due" ... -.- |
usando la tobillera otra vez gracias a el booty of steel de <user> jajaja | Using the ankle monitor again thanks to <user>'s steel booty jajaja |
<user>: yo odio a ariana con toda mi alma ja nahh you dont | <user>: I hate Ariana with all my soul ja nahh you don't |
<user>: <user> that explains my hyperness ohh lord jajaja sii you moved a lot... | <user>: <user> that explains my hyperness ohh lord jajaja it's the caffeine , you know how I get with coffee . |
<user>:“ <user>: nunca pierdo un bet, its a fact ” te debo un drink yes you do! no lo supero! jajaja | <user>: "I never lose a bet, it's a fact" You owe me a drink! Yes, I do! Can't argue with that! hahaaha |
<user> jajajaja it didnt at all jajajaja eso era como que un heart attack drink pq tenia redbull.. | <user> hahahaha it didn't at all hahahaha it was like a heart attack drink because it had Red Bull . |
<user> jajajaj del drink ese que tu y tu friend created that taste like medice + shit | <user> hahahaha that drink you and your friend created that tastes like medicine + shit |
nunca pierdo un bet, its a fact | Never lose a bet , that's a fact . |
<user>: día internacional de cogerle las nalgas a angie. guilty.. | <user>: international ass-grabbing angie day . guilty .. |
forever dandole snooze a la alarma | Forever hitting the snooze button on the alarm. |
heart shaped brownies... me dicen betty crocker | heart shaped brownies... they call me betty crocker |
"mañana va llegar un punto que ya voy a estar cansada de decir ""aww"".... the gagging noices begin" | "Tomorrow there will come a point where I'm gonna be tired of saying 'aww'... the gagging noises begin." |
<user> amor mio no fuiste a la practica hoy no te pude dar tu special belday gift;) jajaaj | <user> my love you didn't go to practice today i couldn't give you your special belday gift ;) hahaah |
"yo al final del examen: ""im done bye. me voy no me se la ultima"" maestra: ""no, pecosa te sientas que te le sabes"" yo: you dont know me..." | "me at the end of the test: 'I'm done , bye . I'm leaving , I don't know the last one' teacher: 'no , freckles you sit down , you know it' me: you don't know me..." |
<user> mi enana favorita cumple hoy 18!! happy birthdayyy boo!:) | <user> my favorite little one turns 18 today ! happy birthday boo !: ) |
despues de recibir el si de mi top choice... school doesnt matter! | After getting the yes from my top choice... school doesn't matter! |
<user>: el viernes voy de negra completa ohh naomi being controversial? | <user>: On Friday I'm going as a full black person Ohh Naomi being controversial? |
<user> i know! :/ me da tanto asco/miedo | <user> I know! :/ It makes me so grossed out/scared. |
el novio de sarah me trajo strawberry lemonade :o automatic boyfriend points!! | Sarah's boyfriend brought me strawberry lemonade :o automatic boyfriend points!! |
<user>: <user> por estudiar no es lol. es por otra cosa ahhh yo ella esta estudiando? que puñeta im not doin shit | <user>: <user> it's not because of studying lol . it's because of something else ahhh is she studying ? what the fuck am i not doing anything . |
<user> oopss, pero chill he doesnt follow me en twitter jaja | <user> oopss, but calm down he doesn't follow me on Twitter haha |
<user> you asked.. ya lo borre so chill jajajajaja | <user> you asked .. I deleted it already so chill haha haha |
<user> no noo no el es mio birthday girl! | <user> no noo no he's mine birthday girl! |
el amor que le tengo a mi ginger shaun white... | The love I have for my ginger Shaun White... |
"mami: ""porque sigues mirando mal a los guineos? weirdo.."" yo: ""they know why -.-""" | "Mom: 'Why are you still looking mean at the monkeys ? Weirdo ..' Me: 'They know why -.-'" |
<user>: este weekend es largo! a celebrar mi bday allllllll weeeekend looooooong wuutt wutt! | <user>: this weekend is long! to celebrate my bday allllllll weekend long what what! |
"so para donde te vas a estudiar? - ""i d o n t k n o w!! leave me alone"" *storms out dramatically *" | "So where are you going to study ? - ""I don't know ! Leave me alone"" *storms out dramatically*" |
ohh honey get used to it, it gets worse... * mi sis aqui siendo super positiva * | ohh honey get used to it, it gets worse... * my sis here being super positive * |
"<user>: tú tienes carne """"da fuq?" | <user>: Do you have any meat "the fuck?" |
"- ""tu tienes pecas""... - no shiittt" | "- ""Do you have freckles""... - no way!" |
genuinamente lo que me dijiste me afecto :o <user> my babyyyyy | Honestly what you told me affected me :o <user> my babyyyyy |
¿ir o no ir? daily struggle :/ | Should I go or not? Daily struggle :/ |
no supero que no me fui hoy -.- such an unnecessary day <user> im sorry!! | I can't get over that I didn't go today -.- such an unnecessary day <user> I'm sorry !! |
<user>:“ <user>: me voy a tirar la de ferris buller.... ” take me with you baby if only! jajaja | <user>: "I'm gonna pull a Ferris Bueller ... " take me with you baby if only ! haha |
hay acustic covers de la canción... ok! <user> <user> | There are acoustic covers of the song... ok! <user> <user> |
mis padres no creen el banana story... | My parents don't believe the banana story... |
<user>: mañana me voy para la playa y picheo la academia pal carajo tu no eres tan badass.. nigga you be trippin jajaja | <user>: tomorrow I'm going to the beach and fuck the academy you're not that badass .. nigga you're trippin jajaja |
el guineo no sale de mi jacket senior :( | The banana doesn't come out of my jacket, sir :( |
"<user>: la cerveza es de hombre. ""byee wow bye"" ja! ya lo/la odio..." | <user>: Beer is for men . "Byee wow bye" ha ! I already hate him / her ... |
<user> <user> <user> yo guardo todo los post it! so los voy a enmarcar te lo juro! jajajaaja | <user> <user> <user> I keep all the post-its ! I'm gonna frame them , I swear ! hahahaha |
<user> <user> <user> jajajajaa wow esto es serio si it leads to us being kicked out of the class! yayy! | <user> <user> <user> hahahaha that's serious talk right there it leads to us getting expelled from class ! yay ! |
<user> <user> ohhh intriguing.... jajajaa ya quiero saber! | <user> <user> ohhh I'm so curious ... hahaha can't wait to know! |
0 fucks given cuando esa es tu ultima clase del dia... | Zero fucks given when that's your last class of the day... |
<user> ja lo dices como si lo hubieses abierto.. who you kidding | <user> you say it as if you've opened it .. who are you kidding? |
<user> jajajajaja ese show is gold! | <user> that show is lit! |
ratchet songs me dieron ganas de ver viedos de the maury show... procrastination | Ratchet songs made me want to watch videos of the Maury show ... procrastination . |
on repeat toda la noche... jajajaj | On repeat all night long ... hahaha |
"<user> <user> <user> <user> jajajaaja ""nigga you better stop lying before i get mad and pull out my nine"" jajajaa" | "<user> <user> <user> <user> hahahaaha "you better stop lying before i get angry and grab my gun" hahaha" |
"<user> <user> jajajajaa no puedo parar de escucharla! me da tanta pavera ""with a stripper hoe named diamond""" | <user> <user> hahaha i can't stop listening to it ! it gives me such jitters "with a stripper hoe named diamond" |
<user> i couldnt contain myself me estaba meando de la risa literal! jajajajajajaj | <user> I couldn't hold it in I was pissing myself laughing literally! hahahahahaha! |
<user>: <user> jajajajajajajaja i know, estabas llorandoo jajajaja mi abuela creia que i was dying or something! | <user>: <user> hahahahaha i know , you were crying jajaja my grandma thought i was dying or something ! |
<user> jajajajaja no worries! i laughed it out jajaja | <user> jajajajaja no worries! I had a good laugh jajaja |
semester from hell... despues de las practicas mi energia no da para nada | semester from hell... after the practicum my energy gives out for nothing |
<user> <user> <user> * sacaron jajajajaja i cann't even! | <user> <user> <user> * took out (or literally: 'they took out') haha, i cann't even! |
te lo juro que nunca me he reido tanto en mi vida.. me sacor a donald so feel proud! <user> <user> <user> | I swear I've never laughed so hard in my life . They brought out Donald , so feel proud ! <user> <user> <user> |
<user> jajaja me di cuenta despues que i scrolled... | <user> I realized later after I scrolled... |
<user>: con el nudo en la garganta text me hun :/ | <user>: with a lump in my throat text me hun :/ |
voy a llorar.. im so overwhelmed | I'm going to cry.. I'm so overwhelmed . |
sisterly date = food y tripiarnos a gente en condado... | sisterly date = food and people-watching in condado... |
"hablando de netflix y de la nada el anuncio de pandora decia: ""watch netflix now..."" is it a sign? <user>" | "Talking about Netflix and out of the blue Pandora's ad said: ""watch Netflix now..."" is it a sign <user>?" |
me va dar un melt down que fue eso? | "What was that a melt down?" |
ok so mi nap fue de 9 horas... adivina quien no pudo estudiar -.- | Okay so my nap was nine hours long ... guess who couldn't study -.- |
<user> me quede pegada dormida i didn't do anything: (de que nada! kill meh.. | <user> I fell asleep and did nothing: (for real nothing ! kill meh .. |
<user> some people get confused y no lo entienden jajajaja | <user> some people get confused and don't understand it jajajaja |
car conversations con <user> <user> <user> la mejor conversacion del dia... | Car conversations with <user> <user> <user> the best conversation of the day... |
<user>: <user> mañana quiero que estés pendiente y hagas un conteo pls, do it for science ok! lets do it! | <user>: <user> tomorrow I want you to keep an eye on it and do a count pls , do it for science ok ! let's do it ! |
no se que hacer... 15 capitulos! like lets be real though aint nobody got time for that | I don't know what to do... fifteen chapters! Like let's be real , nobody has got time for that . |
<user> es mi spirit animal | <user> is my spirit animal |
dos tipos estan peliando por un journal... mtv lo hace mejor... tv gold:') | Two guys are fighting over a journal ... MTV does it better ... TV gold:) |
que me llegue el email que diga: your travel itinerary is ready √ | Let the email say: "Your travel itinerary is ready" |
<user> y <user> son unas yales! love et! | <user> and <user> are some fine ass bitches ! love it ! |
<user>: tomé café para despertarme y ahora estoy insoportable i told you.. vas a explotar! | <user>: I drank coffee to wake up and now I'm insufferable. I told you , you're gonna explode ! |
<user>: me corté la mano brincando verjas hoy:) thug life. | <user>: I cut my hand jumping fences today:) thug life. |
termine la rutina... puedo emepezar la de mañana? estoy en esas! no to apush! | Did I finish the routine ? Can I start tomorrow 's routine ? I 'm all in for it ! No to apush ! |
si soy alergica a el gluten ima be pissed... | If I'm allergic to gluten I'm gonna be so pissed... |
<user> ahh jajaj nah yo en calculo buen chiste! i actually feel flattered que pienses que si jajaja | <user> ahh hahaha nah I'm good at calculus! I actually feel flattered that you think that haha |
fuck this ya no voy a jugar más... sigo jugando! | fuck this I'm not gonna play anymore ... I keep playing ! |
<user>: cuando el admissions officer te da el acceptance letter delante de todo el mundo.. proud:') | <user>: when the admissions officer hands you the acceptance letter in front of everyone ... proud:) |
<user> aja ñeta! im pissed! | <user> Hey bitch! I'm mad! |
<user>: he caido bajo la adiccion de flappy birds... × 2 procrastination at it finest! | <user>: I've fallen into the addiction of flappy birds... × 2 Procrastination at its finest! |
<user> me motive en sociologia ahora sii quiero hacer el weekend de nuestro food tour! y el domingo we workput pa bajarlo to!:) jaja | <user> I'm pumped for sociology right now , yeah I really want to do our food tour weekend ! And Sunday we work hard to lose all the calories:) hehe |
<user>: on one hand there's going to work out. but in the other there's häagen-dazs wow! entiendes mi struggle! jajaja | <user>: on one hand there's going to workout , but on the other there's Häagen-Dazs wow ! You understand my struggle ! hahaha |
"weekly struggle: ""voy a coger un nap y despues me levanto a estudiar * three hours later * shiittt over slept! fuck it estudio mañana.""" | "Weekly struggle: I'm gonna take a nap and then wake up to study * three hours later * damn! overslept! shit, I'll study tomorrow." |
por primera vez veo a <user> actually being hateful! it was beautiful:') | For the first time I see <user> actually being hateful ! It was beautiful :) |
<user> y <user> dandome unacceptable nicknames hoy -.- | <user> and <user> giving me unacceptable nicknames today -.- |
ya no tengo que ver de los grammys best part of the night! | I don't have to watch the Grammys anymore best part of the night! |
yo quiero que ese tipo me estire asi;) oh lord que bello! | I want that guy to stretch me like that 😉 Oh Lord so beautiful! |
<user> jajaja graciass i think! i love you | <user> haha thanks ! i think * * I love you so much ! |
<user> jajajaj i know! esque el odio que le tengo! | <user> lol I know ! It's because of the hatred I have for it ! |
"<user>: es que no le veo lo wow ""a beyoncé"" are you blind?" | <user>: I just don't get the fuss about "Beyoncé." Are you blind? |
<user> shhiittt si no fuese por este tweet no supiese... jajaja | <user> shhiittt if it weren't for this tweet I wouldn't have known ... haha |
<user> my life cada vez que me sale el notification ese!! | <user> my life every time i get that notification !! |
no he visto a <user> en casi toda la semana! ima die... | I haven't seen <user> in almost a whole week ! I'm gonna die ... |
ok so no deseo estudiar hoy... | Okay so I really don't want to study today... |
fuck this shit de ser nena -.- | fuck this shit of being a little girl . |
ayeee noche de sexo is on here at arandas | ayeee tonight's sex is on here at Arandas |
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