as much as this pains me to say I think the president should consider postponing his visit.
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Now, may I have the photoconductive cell, please? |
Do not make me ask again or the consequences will not be pretty. |
- That wasn't so hard, was it? |
- I guess not. |
Now, pick it up again, but slowly this time because you gotta face those fears, Victor. |
You gotta get down and you gotta pick... |
Not a word. |
Not a word. |
Down you go. |
Face those fears. |
Good boy, Victor. |
He's a good boy. |
- You're a good boy. |
- Why do we have to stay here? |
Can't we hide in a place that's a little nicer? |
- I'll tell you, this is a condemned building. |
No one can find us here which I find to be a pretty good ingredient for a hideout. |
All right. |
All new and improved. |
All we have to do is come up with a micro step-up transformer. |
Did you locate one? |
- Yes, yes. |
Yes, I did. |
- And where is it? |
At the Metropolis Department... |
Of...? |
- Light and Power. |
- Yeah, and do they have one? |
Yes. |
They just installed them in their master switcher. |
Goody. |
When Griffin's father got out of jail, he sold the store and disappeared. |
And that warehouse you caught Griffin in, they turned that into a Buddhist temple. |
- Thanks, Jimmy. |
Keep searching. |
- You got it. |
- Miss Lane? |
- Yes. |
Carrigan. |
Secret Service. |
You phoned our office. |
Oh, yes. |
You didn't have to come down here. |
You could've just called me back. |
I never use the phone. |
Commies can tap phones. |
Now, what is all this about? |
I'm the reporter that's going to be interviewing the president. |
- We know that. |
- Of course you do. |
Well, I just wanted to make you aware of the fact that we have a minor situation that's developed with a small-time criminal. |
If it's about The Prankster, we know about it. |
Oh, you do. |
Oh, then there's no problem. |
There's always a problem. |
There is? |
No one thought there was a problem when Carter went fishing until that killer rabbit came out of nowhere and charged his rowboat. |
Killer rabbit. |
Yeah, I get it, that's good. |
Twenty-first April, '79. |
I should've been there but I took the day off that day. |
I went to the dentist. |
Impacted tooth. |
If you wanna take care of the president, you've got to take care of your teeth. |
I see. |
Well, I can see that with you and your men protecting him the president has nothing to worry about. |
Clark, I want you to meet Mr. Carrigan from the Secret Service. |
He says that he and his men have everything under control. |
Oh, good. |
Then you're not worried about this freezing weapon? |
Weapon. |
It's not a weapon. |
It's an invention. |
It seems to freeze people in place very temporarily. |
It's really harmless. |
Sort of a '90s version of that kid's game, freeze tag. |
Oh, God, what am I saying? |
Anyway, I get nervous, you know. |
The presidential... |
- Lois, that's not exactly... |
- What? |
You weren't there. |
He wasn't there. |
He doesn't know. |
Mr. Carrigan is a trained professional. |
The police are looking for The Prankster. |
And Superman, I'm sure, is on the job. |
The president would probably be safer here than in the White House. |
And what do you know about the White House, ma'am? |
Nothing. |
Nothing. |
It was just an example, you know. |
I could've said safer than a bug in the rug. |
Or two peas in a pod. |
Are you on any type of medication, ma'am? |
- Who are you? |
- The painter. |
The city decided this place needed a little sprucing up. |
- Let me see your work order. |
- Oh, I'm sorry. |
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