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as much as this pains me to say I think the president should consider postponing his visit.
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Someone who can get her subject to open up and talk freely.
That one question you were sweating about must've really broken the ice.
So, what was it?
Well, I just asked him if he was a professional baseball player, what position would he play and why.
That's a great question.
That's first-rate.
This girl thinks on her feet.
Jimmy, I just wanna say thank you and also apologize.
You really helped me out by letting me stay at your place.
I know I wasn't very grateful.
I've just been under a lot pressure.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
Hey, it was no sweat.
You know something, CK?
She's a class act.
I've always thought so.
I can't believe I was thinking about getting revenge.
Lois, don't open...!
That.
I think I'm about to use one of my sick days.
Hold the elevator!
Hi, honey.
Welcome home.
You're home early.
And look, she brought me flowers.
How was your day, my busy little reporter?
My busy, busy little reporter.
How about a picture of her where she's not so...
- Clothed?
- Grow up.
I meant smug.
Excuse me.
Would you mind switching it from freeze to photoflash?
Say freeze, baby.
Very nice.
- Come on.
Let's go.
- But we didn't find what we came for.
Maybe that's because it's not here.
Can I have one of these?
I love these.
Come on.
She has another.
Can I have one?
- Okay.
- Out.
I've been trying to get ahold of you.
You won't believe this.
The Prankster broke out of jail.
I know.
Griffin and his beady-eyed friend were waiting for me when I got home.
In your apartment?
They must be looking for something.
The place was a mess.
- Are you all right?
- Yeah, I guess so.
Chief!
Chief, you better take a look at this.
What is this?
It was the weirdest thing.
I walked in and there was this intense yellow light.
And you don't remember a thing that happened after.
- How did you know?
- Same thing happened at the penitentiary.
That's how Griffin and Victor broke out.
They froze a guard in the laundry room and they left him in his underwear in a dryer.
What is with me and people breaking into my apartment and flashing lights in my eyes?
Well, you know, Lois, this doesn't bode well for your interview with the president.
- Why?
- The White House won't be excited about exposing the president to The Prankster.
Clark, the president is coming to present the city an award for the lowest crime in America.
It would be embarrassing for him to cancel his trip because there's one criminal loose.
Now, Lois, I know you're the only reporter to get an interview with the president.
I'm proud of you, but I think this has gotta be the White House's call.
- But, Perry...
- Lois it is the president of the United States.
All we have to do is figure out a way to make this thing work on Superman.
We're home free.
Do we have to go up against him again?
Why can't we just use this thing to, you know...
Rob a bank or something?
Victor I'm gonna teach you to use something you don't use everyday.
It's your mind.
The mind helps us see the big picture, Victor.
If we rob a little bank we get a few measly little dollars.
But imagine the big picture.
Big picture, Victor.
Millions of dollars.
Picture yourself making history.
Because how much money do you think the government of the United States of America would pay to ransom the president.
A lot.
A lot.
You know, Victor you have a sweet and ultimately irritating knack for understatement.
Would you mind handing me the photoconductive cell.
Did you see it?
A rat.
A huge rat.
- Probably a whole nest under the floor.
- Victor.
I'm not interested in hysterical fantasies from your screwed-up childhood in that day care center basement.