Nope, as in <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;Gofer_%28programming_language%29" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;Gofer_%28programming_language%...</a>, the neutered Haskell clone.<p>Don&#x27;t get me wrong, I certainly think that functional programming has its place in the world, but as a first year uni student all fired up about finally learning &quot;real&quot; programming after years of teaching myself (back before the internet laid everything out on a platter), I was <i>not</i> impressed.