These are much funnier if I imagine them being read by Buzz Killington.<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.youtube.com&#x2F;watch?v=f68VXKMZT1Q" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.youtube.com&#x2F;watch?v=f68VXKMZT1Q</a>