&quot;Why Karen and her far cousin can&#x27;t have their own Wikipedia pages?&quot;<p>They absolutely can, and it would not negatively impact anyone, anywhere.  It would also be (essentially) zero cost.<p>The reason that they do not have their own pages (and the same reason that you or I will <i>almost certainly</i> fail in making a new wikipedia page, regardless of quality or correctness) is that for a small, sad, lame subset of wikipedia users, page creation confers (perceived) <i>status</i>[1] and these little hitlers will spend more time and energy than you can possibly muster to protect and enhance that status.<p>It is the promise of wikipedia, betrayed and shit all over.<p>[1]  I shit you not.  Yes, I know it&#x27;s inconceivable.