So... GHC Haskell, really? The deployment profile, at least, is identical to Go in that you can just link statically and copy the binary.<p>I mean, I don&#x27;t necessarily condone it, but if you&#x27;re into &quot;recipe programming&quot; you can just use the Turtle package&#x2F;modules and get pretty far. The tutorial is pretty amazing. I&#x27;m not saying it&#x27;s a <i>bad</i> thing, necessarily, but I&#x27;m one of those crazy people who thinks that a little bit of cogitation <i>should be</i> (and is!) rewarded. Maybe I&#x27;m wrong.<p>EDIT: Oh, wait, you said &quot;untyped IO&quot;. What does that mean, I wonder?