Honestly I wish there was a &quot;SV Vacation Party package&quot; kinda of like what they have for college Springbreakers to Montreal, NYC or Cancun.<p>Stripping away from all of the BS and being honest, I don&#x27;t want to do any coding at all on vacation, just want to have the experience and have fun!<p>(1) Day 1, book me on a &quot;startup trip&quot; to Google campus and eat at the campus cafeteria, maybe get a massage or even a spa treatment from the salon trailers; listen to some cool TED talks; opportunities to stop by the Google Store to buy me some souvenir Android plush dolls.<p>(2) Day 2, immersion &quot;hackathon&quot; day at a trendy startup co-working space where there&#x27;s lots of snacks and good espresso coffee, a mini-kege with craft beer and faux impromptu nerf-gun fight, retro-aracade tournament; and more TED talks and also lots of &quot;breakout&quot; socializing sessions where everyone gets to talk about their visions and business ideas; the point is I don&#x27;t want to code at all, I want to &quot;feel the energy&quot; of a hackathon without doing any coding at all.<p>(3) Day 3, Fantasy &quot;VC camp&quot; where I get to play the VC and have tons of actor&#x2F;actresses come and pitch me; and I get to offer them advices at the boardroom table and have them nod back at me; the point is I want to role-play the power reversal(!)<p>(4) &quot;Lifestyle and Networking Workshops,&quot; the &quot;early morning non-substance dance parties,&quot; the noon power-lunches or yoga, the after-work kickball league, the evening EDM bangers. I want to experience the life of a highly mobile young SV techie everywhere in the Bay Area (night clubs in SOMA, hipster bars in Oakland, makerspace in Palo Alto, hookah joints in Berkeley).<p>You may think my descriptions is meant to be satire. But to be honest, I feel like a trip like this would be more memorable and more cost-effective for those who wants to experience the startup lifestyle than moving out to the Bay Area and actually working and paying exorbitant rent for 2+ years before giving the startup shutdown notice.