I usually dress in all black, hoodie, beanie, jeans with holes. I had a mohawk. I also had Delta&#x27;s highest status.<p>One of the small pleasures in life was watching other first-class passengers give me a &quot;WTF&quot; look. One time, when a gate was crowded, I had to tap this guy in a blazer on the shoulder and say &quot;excuse me, I need to board&quot; and he said &quot;They&#x27;re only boarding first class,&quot; to which I replied &quot;yeah, I know. That&#x27;s me.&quot;<p>The look on his face? Priceless.