Do you really need to get a dumbphone to avoid all this nonsense, though—or do you just need to <i>get everyone to treat you as if</i> you have a dumbphone? Which you might easily do by, say, <i>telling</i> them that you have a dumbphone, whether you do or not. If nobody thinks they can reach you over all these notification protocols, then you don&#x27;t have to manage the notifications—even if you are, secretly, reachable over those protocols.