I&#x27;m actually halfway done implementing a gopher library in Node.js. I think it works, but I haven&#x27;t really tested it yet (was going to build an actual client and try to use it, so I can see how well it works and how well the interfaces work in practice). Have at it, if you want:<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;github.com&#x2F;twhaples&#x2F;gopher-client" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;github.com&#x2F;twhaples&#x2F;gopher-client</a><p>Not that I believe it&#x27;ll really be useful for anything. :b<p>My real plan is to write a web-to-gopher gateway that actually looks nice (because the existing ones look like they&#x27;re from 1995) and then use it to host my homepage &#x2F; blog &#x2F; CV before my next job search (in London!) for the retro-hilarity factor.