I&#x27;m presenting it as well as the OP&#x27;s title does: &quot;Where the f<i></i>* can I park?&quot;.<p>I would use a bike, but in my city apart from some specific routes it&#x27;s suicide, drivers like squeezing you in the traffic, and harassing otherwise.  And also all the lanes are for cars.<p>I won&#x27;t respond you for your use of &quot;idiot&quot; and &quot;fat arse&quot; towards me. I see your point there, but you are not presenting it well.