Sounds glorious. In the U.S., figuring out taxes is like:<p>Take line 39b, multiply it by your age as determined by worksheet 6689. If you are between 41 and 43 years of age, enter &#x27;0&#x27;. If you were not subject to the Railroad Act of 1938&#x27;s exempt dependent pension clause (this is not common), add 13 to this number in hexadecimal, else, subtract 2 and multiply by 1.388688. If you did not have healthcare for more than 14 minutes during the prior year and line 17 is 4 or greater and you live in a zone designated as &quot;clown free&quot; by your local municipality, draw a unicode snowman on this line and prove Fermat&#x27;s theorem in the margins of Schedule Q...