Reminds me of a colleague who was filling out a medical form for his son.  He got stuck on one question, so he took it up to the front desk.  
&quot;This question,&quot; he said, &quot;asks, &#x27;Are you concerned about your child&#x27;s health?&#x27;  Well as a parent I am concerned, but I&#x27;m not _real_ concerned.&quot;  
To which the receptionist responded, &quot;Are you an engineer?&quot;
&quot;Yes.&quot;
&quot;Just put &#x27;no&#x27;.&quot;