Tell Alma, &quot;The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can&#x27;t. Not without your help. But you&#x27;re not helping.&quot;<p>Hard to believe that movie is three and a half decades old.<p>Speaking of replicants getting interviewed by HR, another possible profitable relationship simulator, &quot;The HR interview simulator&quot; asking both classics such as &quot;Can you describe how you solved a work or school problem?&quot; and &quot;What bugs you about coworkers or bosses?&quot; and for an additional $10&#x2F;month it adds &quot;Mr Neckbeard McNed&quot; to the conversation, who asks you to explain various algos randomly drawn from the Book of Knuth.  &quot;So I see you&#x27;re applying to be a web page designer ... css, check, jquery experience, check, no Fields Medal or Nobel, thats something we kinda require here for writing our CRUD app, preferably both, but maybe we can make an exception just for you ... I was wondering if you could psuedocode the Hopcroft-Karp bipartite algorithm on the whiteboard for me.  No pressure, I&#x27;ll give you a minute or two.  Or you can write it in Haskell, 6502 assembly, or APL, whichever you&#x27;d prefer.&quot;