Heh, I always get a bit of a giggle when I read sentences like this that end with a &quot;:)&quot; or similar emoji.<p>I have this weird mental image of your desk being being suspended above a tank of sea bass with lasers, and unless you tell me about how awesome the office is on hacker news, they&#x27;re going to lower you in.<p>So you comply, but you include that little emoji at the end as a subtle cue that maybe not all is as it seems.<p>I really hope I&#x27;m not responsible for you being fed to the sea bass.