This article seems more than a little silly. They blew up a single tweet into an article about Apple&#x27;s corporate strategy in relation to the FBI.<p>What next? Are they going to dig through Apple employees&#x27; trash, looking for variations in the number of credit card offers?<p>&quot;Apple Employees Load up on Credit&quot;<p>&quot;Investigators have uncovered a 10% uptick in the number of accepted credit card offers from key Apple employees. Speculation about Apple&#x27;s poor recent performance seems validated by their own employees obtaining as much cheap credit as they can get before the inevitable catastrophe approaches. Leading VCs interviewed had this to say: &#x27;We always recommend to our partners that they obtain credit during times of prosperity, so that they don&#x27;t need to unnecessarily dilute their shares by raising money in a downturn. If you&#x27;re profitable but don&#x27;t need the money, it&#x27;s a great time to at least seek a line of credit from your bank.&#x27;<p>Apple representatives declined to comment on this article, possibly wishing to delay the bad news until the next shareholder meeting.<p>Next up: Microsoft reallocates its purchases of employee free soda to 20% Coke &#x2F; 80% Pepsi. But what are the impacts on its cloud computing business?&quot;