Dear CEO,
I&#x27;ve made some bad decisions in my life and it has led me to living in a place with astronomical living costs, and my only being worth $8 an hour on the market. Instead of taking responsibility for my life and my circumstances, I implore you to pay me more than I&#x27;m worth. I believe that it&#x27;s your responsibility to pay me an above market wage, and subsidize my bad decisions. Also, I&#x27;ve made sure to declare this publicly instead of negotiating with HR like an adult would.<p>Sincerely,<p>An embarrassment to millennials