Read the following Scott Adams blog quotes:<p>"I can't get past the fact that it's sitting there wasting energy while its only function is to confuse me up to three dozen times per day."<p>"Lately I have been wondering whether online reviews should remain legal."<p>"I can't help seeing world affairs as essentially a bunch of middle managers sitting around a rectangular table coming up with clever ways to convince the masses that turds are diamonds."<p>"Humans are obsessed with their weight. I think a big part of that obsession is the simple fact that weight is easy to measure."<p>"What the world needs is software that makes it easy for senior citizens to use e-mail."<p>Now imagine them being read by an angry Andy Rooney.<p>I'm just putting that out there.