The moment I pull an iPhone out in front of my kids, it's ripped from my hands by an 18-month-old and that becomes the primary toy for the next 30 minutes.  She can unlock it, scramble my home pages, and leave it full of drool and sugar-based crust in a matter of seconds.<p>If this guy thinks a fancy $1000 tablet is going to be that much more usable around kids, he's in for a rude awakening.  If Eli already wants to climb all over his laptop, why wouldn't a tablet suffer the same fate?