<p><pre><code>  import random
  names = ('Twitter','Google','Facebook','Last.fm','Shaq','Yelp','Apple','Steve Jobs', 'The iPhone','Rick Astley', )
  verbs = ('defeat','replace','kill','beat','buy','sue')
  def getRandom(arr):
  	index = random.randint(0, len(arr) - 1)
  	return arr[index]

  subject = getRandom(names)
  verb = getRandom(verbs)
  directObject = getRandom(names)

  while subject == directObject:
  	directObject = getRandom(names)

  print 'Did '+subject+' just '+verb+' '+directObject+'?'</code></pre>