Phase one: spend a year here, amassing 16k karma by being mostly helpful and well informed.<p>Phase two: write a post on a favorite topic I havent covered in a while.<p>Phase three: lure a cynical,disinterested, and not really wealthy audience to my blog.<p>Phase four: while you are not on HN, wage a sudden takeover by SEO content.  After that it was all over but the cackling.