Your life changing experience reminded me of a couple Country &#38; Western songs...<p>* I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2<p>* I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few.<p>* She's Looking Better After Every Beer.<p>* Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure.<p>* I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even.<p>OK, that last one doesn't apply, but it made me giggle.<p>References:<p>* <a href="http://www.connectingsingles.com/forum_0_109216_1/top_10_country_and_western_songs.htm" rel="nofollow">http://www.connectingsingles.com/forum_0_109216_1/top_10_cou...</a><p>* <a href="http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-country-and-western-songs-of-all-ime.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-country-and-western-songs-o...</a>