Why not just do what Shaquille O'Neal did for Twitter?<p><a href="http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ" rel="nofollow">http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ</a><p>Look Bram, you can even yell in your nick too!<p><pre><code>    /nick THE_REAL_BRAM
    /join #bittorrent
    /privmsg #bittorrent :Trolls, please stop. It's me, Bram.</code></pre>