Can you reveal where I rank of the nytimes rows? I'm looking through face palms hoping I'm not the 628 submissions. But it wouldn't surprise me either...it's my daily morning read for over a decade and I've been coming around here for about three years.<p>Is that an excuse? :)<p>In my defense, I can't say I've ever had a "First!" urge. I assume it's just because I'm early to rise and on the East Coast.