For a second I thought The Times was republishing a story that The Onion posted today: <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/supreme_court_allows" rel="nofollow">http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/supreme_court_al...</a><p><i>"This is an unfair, ill-advised, and tragic mistake," Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) said before boarding a flight to Arizona in response to primary poll numbers that show him trailing the Phoenix-based company PetSmart by a double-digit margin. "</i>