Reality distortion field. See Fake Steve Jobs:<p><i>"I’ve made this suggestion before but let me try this again: Why don’t you fucktards just stop trying to predict what we’re going to put out? Why not just show up like everyone else, sit there with your notebooks on your lap and your hands in the clap position and just wait to hear what the fuck we say and then cheer wildly like a pack of idiots when we give you the "applause" cue? Is that so fucking hard? I mean, Mossberg and Pogue manage to do it, right? How hard can it be?"</i><p><a href="http://www.fakesteve.net/2009/10/gruber-grubers-self-gets-downgraded.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.fakesteve.net/2009/10/gruber-grubers-self-gets-do...</a>