<i>How do I know what I should eat and what I should feed to my mother-in-law?</i><p>I haven't seen this point addressed, neither in the article nor in this discussion.  But does it sound to anyone else like he is implying that he wants to live but would like to poison his mother-in-law?  (I know it's cliche, but the phrasing sounded odd to me.  Maybe it was intended humorously.)