<i>"I know the astronauts are going to come after me for this, but fortunately they are all elderly so they won't be able to catch me."</i><p>I wouldn't underestimate Buzz Aldrin: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOo6aHSY8hU" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOo6aHSY8hU</a>