There's a similar post from a while back: <a href="http://www.greenharbor.com/fffolder/carkeet.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.greenharbor.com/fffolder/carkeet.html</a> (also at <a href="http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0103/freefall/" rel="nofollow">http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0103/freefall/</a>).