Over here in airstrip one, if it doesn&#x27;t belch fumes, it&#x27;s illegal. All patriotic transport methods allow you to enrich the cabinet and their families by paying Road tax, fuel duty, and of course by buying lovely oil from them.<p>Seriously, the only place you&#x27;re allowed to use a scooter here is in your own home, and even then, your neighbours will call the police because your living room is a public Street if we say it is, sonny.<p><a href="http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.theguardian.com&#x2F;technology&#x2F;2015&#x2F;oct&#x2F;12&#x2F;hoverboards-illegal-pavements-roads-scooters" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.theguardian.com&#x2F;technology&#x2F;2015&#x2F;oct&#x2F;12&#x2F;hoverboard...</a>