Perhaps you would like to lodge a formal complaint against the Irony Assessment Office?  It would, of course, have your full name and employee identification number on the form, so that we can be <i>extra certain</i> that we all know <i>exactly</i> who the rabble-rouser is that needs to be fired.  Er, not fired, persecuted.  Sorry.  What I meant to say was &quot;protected&quot;.  Ignore those scare quotes.<p>It was a joke.  Don&#x27;t worry, I&#x27;ll keep my day job (by knowing when to keep my mouth shut).