<i>phone rings</i><p>&quot;Hello?&quot;<p>&quot;Hello, is this Cloud Strife?&quot;<p>(pausing a moment to consider whether even to continue) &quot;...Yeah.&quot;<p>&quot;Hey, Cloud, how&#x27;s your afternoon going? My name is Michael Gravitz and I&#x27;m a recruiter for Warmbody Technical Services. I came across your résumé on Dice, and I noticed you have a lot of Buster Sword experience. We&#x27;ve got a great opportunity for a Bodyguard role with an established, profitable company in the electric power industry that I think you&#x27;d be a great fit for--&quot;<p>&quot;It&#x27;s Shinra, isn&#x27;t it.&quot;<p>&quot;Bingo! It <i>is</i> Shinra! Out of curiosity, how did you know--&quot;<p>&quot;Not interested.&quot;<p>&quot;Oh. Okay. Well, do you know anyone who&#x27;s looking and might be interested in this role?&quot;<p>&quot;No.&quot;<p>&quot;Oh! Well! I&#x27;m <i>so</i> glad to hear that <i>all</i> your friends have jobs, Cloud! You have a great day!&quot;<p>&quot;Bye.&quot;<p><i>click</i>