There is beauty in decrying the inapplicability of a purely functional thing:<p>Even if you wanted more function, you couldn&#x27;t have it, because there isn&#x27;t.  And yet, you find that it has no function.  None!<p><pre><code>    Water, water, every where,
    And all the boards did shrink;
    Water, water, every where,
    Nor any drop to drink.</code></pre>