You have no idea how many developers I&#x27;ve wanted to hit in the testicles with a baseball bat for crying my ear off to use redis, mongo, etc... anything but mysql. Really you want to take our 99% relational data (billing&#x2F;invoicing, crm, etc...) and put it in a key store? You&#x27;re fucking retarded.<p>What I found is that I can browse the posts here in the AM and then by noon they will be asking me for whatever landed on the front page here. I just laugh and tell them to go back to work.