Thank you, the comments look like something from the Onion. &quot;Oh, I don&#x27;t have any savings either, it&#x27;s all tied up in my money market account, stock portfolio, house, car, and business.&quot;<p>When someone reads &quot;less than $1000 in savings&quot; and interprets it as &quot;they must mean less than $1000 in a single investment vehicle&quot; there&#x27;s a huge empathy gap.