I say this as a fairly regular Pitchfork reader: <i>The experience and emotions tied to listening to Kid A are like witnessing the stillborn birth of a child while simultaneously having the opportunity to see her play in the afterlife on Imax</i> is one of at least the top five worst sentences I&#x27;ve ever read.<p>(IMHO, their earlier reviews generally were of lower quality than their more recent ones, and they&#x27;ve benefited from discarding&#x2F;discouraging the more experimental&#x2F;informal review formats.  The irony of this sentence being a hipster antithesis does not escape me.)