There&#x27;s no shortage of willingness to cover excruciatingly boring stories, as long as a &quot;Breaking News&quot; label can be slapped on it. I&#x27;m talking about live feeds from closed doors, behind which someone may or may not be having an important conversation, which may or may not conclude in the near future, and when it does, that person may or may not exit through this door. So why not a slowly appearing picture from another planet?<p>They&#x27;ll probably run it split screen along with a panel of bickering &quot;analysts&quot;, though.