What a horrible curse!<p>At 50, life is already borderline boring -- even another 50 years would be almost unbearable. So another 950 years?  Damn.<p>I&#x27;d probably spend most of it counseling younger people not to have too much fun -- lest they lose the capacity for it.<p>And maybe finish my book. With that much time I wouldn&#x27;t really have any legit excuses left.