My God, this is completely ridiculous, but I&#x27;ll try one more time.<p><i>Do you or do you not believe everything should have a whimsical name?</i><p>To save time: If your answer to this is &quot;No, I do not believe everything should have a whimsical name&quot;, then <i>what is your non-childish objection</i> to whimsical names in some cases?