Very nice!!! :)<p>If I had a penny for every site that follows such a convoluted, tiring, mind numbing and thoughtless way to market one single product with lots and lots of &quot;blah, blah&quot;, &quot;more blah, blah, blah&quot;, and then &quot;just sign up for free&quot; to sell more stuff...<p>I really don&#x27;t understand why marketing something has to be such a long winded story with the hope that at least one of the anchor points would catch the patient reader who somehow has the attention span to read several paragraphs. It&#x27;s highly irritating and doesn&#x27;t really help your (marketer&#x27;s) reputation or that of the product you sell. It&#x27;s like a long switch case statement in C with no breaks. :D<p>What could be worse? A site like this that has a popup on page load to get your email address first so that you don&#x27;t even have the chance to know about the content before thinking about deciding.<p>P.S.: If this comment seemed long winded, that was intentional. :)