If my wife doesn&#x27;t show up to <i>any</i> court date set by a judge, we&#x27;re on the hook for $100,000 and she goes back to prison until trial.<p>If you&#x27;re privy to some magic whereby a paralegal can appear in her place, then by all means, enlighten me. And send me your PayPal address, because that information is worth actual money.