This story template gets old. Yes, life is tough as a kid with a poor single parent.<p>Blah, blah. A guy with no arms will have a tough time eating with chopsticks. Equally irrelevant.<p>Clearly performing a &quot;risk assessment&quot; for an experiment involving washing a toothbrush with lemon juice and vinegar is an incredibly ridiculous display of bureaucratic insanity. I wonder if you need to sign a liability waiver for eating French fries with ketchup? (it contains vinegar, and stains!)<p>The &quot;privilege&quot; narrative is overplayed to begin with, and in this context it is absurd next to the elephant in the room.