Perhaps:
MSEA (Master in Science of Engineering Awesome) 
BSEE (Binomial System Enterprise Engineer) 
CEA³ (Crack Enterprise Architect -to the 3rd!) 
CISSP-ISSAP (Calisthenic Infrastructure with Solipsistic System Paradigms - Isomorphic and Soporific System Accreditation Practices)
PMP ITIL Pusillanimous Management Practices for Information Technology Inline Languages (or Pmpster IT for short)