His account is a troll right?<p>Anyone that lists under certifications...<p><pre><code>   &#x27;Winter Survival, Civil Air Patrol, Starting 1974&#x27;
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...is impressed with certifications more than they should be. Or anyone that lists...<p><pre><code>    &#x27;22% raise in one year, CDC&#x27;
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...under Honors &amp; Awards is surely making a joke?