This hurt to read.<p>It seems this Helena was made by some Markov chain or CNN that read too many startup and corporate prospects<p>Oh of course it already has a board and investors<p>And it&#x27;s going to use synergy to empower the next level of corporate creativity or something like that<p>Really<p>One of the commenters gives a plausible idea: &#x27;Well, at the very least, it’s the most elaborate iteration of “Daddy needs a tax deduction” that I’ve ever seen.&#x27;