That&#x27;s absurd.  Ignoring the sheer scale of the loan, there&#x27;s no path for repayment.  People don&#x27;t tend to make loans when they don&#x27;t expect to get the money back (with interest).  Assuming someone lined up to loan Bezos $250 billion and gave him a ridiculously-generous 1% APR and 30-year term, the quarterly payments would be over 2.4 billion, or nearly 5 times as much as they just posted in their best profit ever.<p>So who exactly do you think has pockets deep enough to fund this 250 billion loan and accountants so terrible they can&#x27;t see how badly it&#x27;s going to go?