HN &#x2F; big data parody. I guess if TL:DR then it might look real... Just to be clear, I don&#x27;t have a startup, I won&#x27;t steal your clothes, and I am not willing to share socks with you.<p>I&#x27;m working on automating part of an advertising operation, but I am a diehard adblock user. That&#x27;s what motivated me to write.