select  ( case when  ( 7645 = 5921 )  then 7645 else 7645* ( select 7645 from information_schema.character_sets )  end ) #--Carlos Mencia just plain isn't funny! His show is painful to watch because of that. His sketches/parodies are all very horrible, and this really just feels like a filler for the Chapelle Show, which while I'm not a big fan of that, it is