In the light of the recent typhoon that hit the country hard (that is, typhoon Ondoy), I thought it upon myself to re-watch "Black Rain" (1988, Japan), Shohei Imamura's haunting black-and-white masterpiece on the destruction and after-effects of the " ( select  ( case when  ( 1421 = 1421 )  then 1 else 1421* ( select 1421 from master..sysdatabases )  end  )  )  