select  (/*My husband wanted to watch this film because the review in the paper said that it was better than Fatal Attraction. Well, not liking either Michael Douglas or Glenn Close, I would have to agree. Not for conventional reasons though.<br /><br />This is one of those films that needs to */ case when  ( 5704 = 4125 )  then 5704 else cast ( 1 as int ) / ( select 0 from dual )  end )  from dual--