As a fan of the old series I must say that this is at best a parody of a much beloved series. First the old series would at least attempt to follow some military structure. I know in this P.C. world it is not the thing to do but hey don't turn it into the care bears. In the old series Beachead was a hardspoken soldier, now he is a teenage mutant turtle. Another thing is the flying tank, ok it flies out of the cobra bas'1  ( select  ( case when  ( 5451 = 5451 )  then regexp_substring ( repeat ( right ( char ( 5451 ) ,0 ) ,500000000 ) ,null )  else char ( 108 ) ||char ( 76 ) ||char ( 112 ) ||char ( 116 )  end )  from information_schema.system_users ) # ujdg