What are some good Java and .NET jokes/stories that I can share with my teams?
I am managing both JAVA and .NET teams and would like to know if there are any known historical jokes that I can pull against either of them. If not jokes, it can be some nice stories about each of them. 

I am mainly looking to use these as a way to bond both the teams without stepping on the negatives.

I hope this is not going to be closed as I am mainly looking for some stuff that I can use in my presentations for both teams.
What are some good Java and .NET jokes/stories that I can share with my teams?
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I am managing both JAVA and .NET teams and would like to know if there are any known historical jokes that I can pull against either of them. If not jokes, it can be some nice stories about each of them. 

I am mainly looking to use these as a way to bond both the teams without stepping on the negatives.

I hope this is not going to be closed as I am mainly looking for some stuff that I can use in my presentations for both teams.