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Most of my time, I'm in front of Computer and browsing here and there. This blog is just mere a collection of what I've read and what I want to share. :) Enjoy your reading my friends.
ရုတ္တရက္ ၾကြက္တစ္ေကာင္က သူ႔အေဖာ္ၾကြက္ တစ္ခုခု ၀ါးေနသံၾကားၿပီး လွမ္းေမးတယ္...
'ရုပ္ရွင္ကားအေဟာင္း တစ္ခုက ဖလင္... ေနဦး ငါၾကည့္လိုက္ဦးမယ္'
'ေၾသာ္... ငါ ၀ါးေနတာ "ေလရူးသုန္သုန္" က ဖလင္ပဲ'...
'ဘယ္လိုလဲ ေကာင္းသလားကြ' ေနာက္တစ္ေကာင္ က ထပ္ေမးတယ္။
It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher greeted the class and said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me death?'" She saw only a sea of blank faces, except for that of Suzuki, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775," said the boy.
"Very good! Now," said the teacher, "Who said, 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people?'"
Once again Suzuki answered, "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
"The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
As she turned to write something on the blackboard, she heard a loud whisper, "F***ing Japs."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Suzuki put his hand up. "Harry Truman, 1945," he said.
At that point, feeling completely disgusted by Suzuki's classroom superiority, a student in the back sighed, "I'm gonna throw up."
The teacher glares and asks, "All right! Now who said that?"
Again, Suzuki raises his hand and says "George Bush to Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997."
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A gentleman entered his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone.
He called the waiter over and asked for their most expensive bottle of merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she was his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to the girl, saying, "This from the gentleman."
She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note, he sent his own note back to her, and it read: "Just so you know-- I happen to have a Ferrari Testarossa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty million dollars in the bank.
"But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
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He Got The Bird, Or The Bird Got Him!
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot. It wouldn't be as much work as a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak.
She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. She went to the owner of the store and asked how much the bird cost.
The owner said it was $50.
Delighted that such a rare looking and beautiful bird wasn't more expensive, she agreed to buy it.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a whorehouse. Sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird. She told the owner that she still wanted the bird.
The petshop owner sold her the bird and she took it home. She hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad."
A couple hours later, the woman's two teenage daughters returned from school.
When they inspected the bird, it looked at them and said, "New house, new madam, new whores."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended at first, but than began to laugh about the situation. A couple of hours later, the woman's husband came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "New house, new madam, new whores; same old faces. Hi George!"
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