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@jokerrrr It stillllll hasn't arrived
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Mraow, I feel like dancing, but first art school wants to rape me some more.
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@karenucol ah! I bet it does I've been like craving to play softball or basketball !!! But I have noo time
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Is terrified she accidentally deleted a reference in her management assignment and hopes she doesnt get in trouble when she gets back
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amazon s3 plugin not worked in my website . it need PHP 5 . but my hosting provider has only PHP 4.4 . very sad.
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Argh! I was suuuper sleepy an hour ago, now I'm wide awake. Hope I don't stay up all night. :-/
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@austinhill I wish I was! Sold out If you have some time let me know, I would love to hear more about what you are up to!
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Just watched tropic thunder. Dreading tomorrow
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@qweendassah no...he's still miss'n...
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ChiefDelphi is down
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http://twitpic.com/2y2wr - according to my bro, our new puppy had a poo fight and was covered in poop (picture stolen from him)
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playing game at home! my new boss didn't call me yet...
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Su yin Huen tweeted I feel unbearable guilt. I made my staff cry http://tinyurl.com/cw2l9t
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Poor Joshy is sick??? those damn tejanos!
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My thoughts are with Sandra Cantu's family at this difficult and sad time
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@FranzGlaus I know, just wanted to let everybody know what was happening
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Michigan who? I don't know them. *sigh* Shameful!
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i have to fill two hours
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@alicayaba so cuuute! hey, i miss you na! its not the same not seeing you girls everyday
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@JonathanRKnight Oh! Did I mention it? "Gooooood Moooorniiiiiiing" from Germany! Im back in my cage....or better...my office
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throat is closing up and i had some string cheese. not a good idea
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Aww, Sandra Cantu is found dead in a suitcase Missing children stories never seem to go good. Poor family.
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wishing i was home underneath my covers
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walking home from school drains all my energy
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@ridley1013 I agree. The shapeshifting is a copout. I was so excited for Angela's ep, I thought it was this week. Noah was awesome tho!
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@SaveTheStrib Dang! I would have done this if I knew it was there earlier. Any other outings planned?
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I wish I was better at writing. It's taking me so long to write this paper.
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..and of course... I have access to my Halo 3 Mythic Map Pack re-download.. but bad news.. not the Legendary Map Pack... ugh.. 600MS...
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@vene2ia ...not yet unfortunately, another few weeks I've been told How are you? I've been a little bit busy with my latest project.
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@thecoolestout Ha the sun's already gone
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day 2. a lot harder than day 1. let's see how day 3 goes tomorrow.
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My man crush Jake Peavy let me down #gayforpeavy
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@trishzw megafast trip, you have time during day tom/weds? Or, you going out tonight? Want to see you bad. Tried to warn you, tech fail
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michigan state you make me sad
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omg. my mouth is in so much pain i just wanna sleep untill its time to take my braces off.
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getting annoyed easily today >>> biofuel proposal: getting annoyed easily today >>> biof.. http://tinyurl.com/ceprvs
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@MizzChievouz Hey girl. The site is back. Girlyvue is back and they have even more videos.
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@a5hleyf i'm spending time with my grandma early tomorrow and i can't leave skittles by herself.
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just got home from watching Michigan State get tromped!
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Oh jew-bus! Two years worth of classes' work is ALOT to organize >_< i'm not finishing tonight, it's not possible...my bones ache
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@griffmiester no exchanging for me, my laptop hasn't arrived
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@hyperbets i hope this doesn't last too long. i feel miserable!
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@rcompo RACHEL! hang outage is neccessary - i was gonna be home this wekend but dumb folk make me work so im free F and Sat until 4...
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@TheLeagueSF Not Fun & Furious? The new mantra for the Bay 2 Breakers? It was getting 2 rambunctious;the city overreacted & clamped down
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@amber_benson my hubby (for some reason) thinks it's more important he has a good spot for red carpet for the Trek Movie Premiere. Sod!
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I swear no matter how long I've been getting up at 5am, it never gets any easier. Man my eyes hurts wah
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@Jeffree_Star Jeffree! How do you keep your hair one color? My PERMANENT dye fades within the week
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@otakusecret my reaction too whoa, didn't see that coming
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still sick. feeling a bit better, got some new medicine.... hope I feel good after a night of sleep. ohh, and it's suppose to snow! WTF!
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@Dangerm0use I think maybe you should get a couple more hours of sleep, hon. How productive can you be right now if ur dog tired? I worry
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@maddyVA Thanks a lot. Learned a lot of new words but didn't find what I was looking for.
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Wish I had all the XBLM downloads all on the gamertag 'Hitokyri'. This 5 gamertag thing is nonsense... and I'm tired of it
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New Testament Test at 9:30 am
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@ScoutBuck tons no hay Troll? ahhhh
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stupid movies we watched... mirrors ugggggh... stooopeeed!!! rip off!
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http://twitpic.com/2y2yi - I love you, Buck.
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last one!!! but still not done!!!
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homework....
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I don't understand why things get taken away. I didn't have enough time with him its unfair. I want him back!! He was like my baby
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Scratch that: du in heif (two in a half) cookies. My tum just can't take anymore shoog. Poots
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@cococourtney i was just listening to the sweets for the first time in forever! i miss them so much can we go to chi town for visits plz?
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Geez what a busy afternoon. Meetings, emails, meetings and email and more meetings. 6pm and the day is still going! Ah its dark and
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DANG!!! ANOTHER SPRING BREAK!!! HOW COOL IS THAT??? TOO BAD I HAVE TO WORK ALL WEEK OH WELL, MORE MONEY FOR A PHONE. ttyl EVERBODY!!!
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@Sara_Kate Im afraid too ( ur reply about uni from ages ago
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feeling down
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@CarVin1 lol they are some emotional ass men!! Omg all this late night eating.. Both of us are broke
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@nick_carter Aww Nick!! I like your hair longer, why did you cut it off? Break. My. Heart.
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wonder if Jon lost the net
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Wow. The most depressing thing in the world is losing a video that you've created in a matter of seconds. #FML
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@nchokkan https://www.mycomicshop.com/search?TID=395031 But all says not in stock
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@Poohpot lmao im sorry poohpot i ate it all!
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Any chance Softbelly (for @MTUB) isn't loud?
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Time to move my posterior and lose some fat. My articulation are creaking so no more running but I�m drool for some swimming
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listening to nathan cry....
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today sucked. I'm gonna die without chris and callum! wahhh!
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STOU site not update, no info about 2/2552 exam, and open course, I must wait for mail notices and doc. um...
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@ohsbrat30...I'm sorry. I'm feeling kinda yucky myself. 5am is going to come too quick
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is in love with scrappy and is missin him already
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wants to hear @seblefebvre 's song but myspace is messing with me
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Bad news was Dad has cancer and is dying Good news new business started and I am now a life coach practising holistic weight management
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@duchess_rebecca Man... intervention is soo sad
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HELP! I need a new boyfriend... I'm stuck in a rut
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I feel like a complete idiot. I'm the only one who doesn't get how this shit works help me
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Saw an ad on Craigslist for a casting call for a female host on G4. I was totally psyched! But realized it was a hoax
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Pepperoni rolls in L.A.?: I called Valentino's - they said that they had sausage rolls but no pepperoni rolls http://tinyurl.com/cec5ka
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@soillodge yes, it will be. it's only Monday
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i want the new GG episode already
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I miss watching Rocko's Modern Life.
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RIP Sandra....its so sad how can someone do something like that??
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Keeping my fingers crossed for my buddy He is not feeling well.
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Wait should I eat?? Or be skinny for vegas!! I'm hungry!
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@Marge_Inovera I tried tweetdeck once and I hated it with a passion. Or it hated me, I'm not sure...
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@benackerman BTW my iPhone is acting funny, dying quickly and freezing and BS. I'm not admitting anything, just sayin
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Sitting here wondering why "ED" still has such a strong hold on me
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@bananaface IM SORRY I GOT YOU SICK. lol. going to bed too. NIGHT!
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@carolrainbow no Internet at home, have to drive into Ox to use Internet because of builders!
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@Steve_Buscemi the weather in Canada is freezing
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twiggassssssss I been out of range all day I'm back now and hopefully for good.
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@danadearmond
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anyone who reads this pray for my Grandma. She's in pain
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