Hark! Who goes there!<br/><br/>You're not too far behind, only about an hour IC time. Real Time... You're weeks behind. hehehe<br/><br/>Just updated my voice mail message...<br/><br/>In a harty, happy voice, "Welcome to 2014! Thank you for calling the 2014resolution Hotline! Unfortunately, our councilor, Blinkin is busy helping other desperate resolution needs, but you may try our easy to use message system."<br/>"To talk to someone about issues concerning keeping your resolution, press 1."<br/>"For assistance in issues concerning breaking your Resolution, Press 2."<br/>"For aid in selecting a resolution, press 3."<br/>"To speak with an operator who is absolutely apethic to your resolution needs, press 4. Otherwise remain on the line and Blinkin will take your message and return it at his earliest convenience. Please be aware that Resolution Demand is high, but resolution expectations are low."<br/>"Thank you and have a Happy new year."