<div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=133045.msg5937190#msg5937190">Quote from: Latooni Subota on 29-02-2012, 19:41:30</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">Heh, I have no idea how I should start. :x<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>Hmmm... What about something like this?  >:)<br/><br/>Um....you're table dancing in a bar and some drunk wizard has been whistling and hitting on you all night.  You want to smack him upside the head, but it isn't really anything new...besides you are the one table dancing...<br/><br/>But, then he takes it too far... you almost fall off the table, as an in invisible hand gropes you.  Blushing, embarrassed...and now really wanting to kill the drunken wizard, you pick up the coins that the patrons had tossed at your feet.  Slipping the coins into your coin purse, you stumble to you feet and walk to the corner of the room, picking up your backpack and set out on the road; thus continuing your journey north, putting yet another town behind you.  It had been basically the same story, for the past couple of weeks since you left (insert where you came from and why you left here).<br/><br/>I mean I don't know...I don't play bards, or dancers for that matter.  I wrote that in like 2 minutes.