He'd been expecting strange since the moment he had woken up, but this was just too much.  A real monster was right in front of him, and Zachery suddenly found himself wondering if he had made a very bad mistake, one he wouldn't be able to handle now that he was face to face with this creature.  His cellphone was going apeshit, not helping his concentration as the THING reached out for him, though how it sensed him there without a visible face, Zach wasn't sure.  Ears weren't apparent, but that didn't matter as he took a step back, swinging haphazardly to keep it at bay.  "Stay back you fucking thing!"  He screamed, swinging again with more focus and aim, hoping to take the thing across its head or at least shatter a shoulder, provided its anatomy was the same as his in that regard.