Official Paranoia Song?<br/><br/>Wierd Al Yankovic's "I think I'm a clone now."<br/><br/>Isn't it strange? Feels like I'm looking in the mirror<br/>What would people say if only they knew that I was<br/>Part of some geneticist's plan<br/>Born to be a carbon copy man<br/>There in a petri dish late one night<br/>They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human<br/>egg and so I say:<br/>I think I'm a clone now<br/>There's always two of me just a hangin' around<br/>I think I'm a clone now<br/>'Cuz every chromosome is a hand me down<br/>Look at the way we go out walking close together<br/>I guess you could say I'm really beside myself<br/>I still remember how it began<br/>They produced a carbon copy man<br/>Born in a science lab late one night<br/>Without a mother or a father<br/>Just a test tube and a womb with a view<br/>I think I'm a clone now<br/>There's always two of me just a hangin' around<br/>I think I'm a clone now<br/>'Cuz every chromosome is a hand me down<br/>I think I'm a clone now<br/>And I can stay at home while I'm out of town<br/>I think I'm a clone now<br/>'Cuz every pair of genes is a hand me down<br/>Look at the way we go out walking close together<br/>I guess you could say I'm really beside myself<br/>I still remember how it began<br/>They produced a carbon copy man<br/>Born in a science lab late one night<br/>Without a mother or a father<br/>Just a test tube and a womb with a view<br/>I think I'm a clone now<br/>There's always two of me just a hangin' around<br/>I think I'm a clone now<br/>'Cuz every chromosome is a hand me down<br/>I think I'm a clone now<br/>I've been on Oprah Winfrey I'm world renowned<br/>I think I'm a clone now<br/>'Cuz every pair of genes is a hand me down<br/>I think I'm a clone now<br/>That's my genes twin always hangin' around<br/>I think I'm a clone now<br/>'Cuz every chromosome is a hand me down