<div class="floatleft">(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/c/cd/Blind_swordswoman2.png)</div><br/>"No, I will antagonize her! She just threatened to ruin all of us!" Calanthe huffed, not buying the crocodile tears for a second, "if you tried Google instead of blaming it for your problems, it would tell you 'how to keep people from Googling my riddles' in five minutes."<br/><br/>She crossed her arms and faced down the Sphinx, practically lecturing, "even the Abbess knows about cellphone jammers, if only to stop people from texting in church, and Second Exorcist once had to spend three hours teaching her to use a VCR. You can't rely on the ignorance of man any more, you need to shape up if you're going to keep up in this modern world and its wikipedia and its public education. But here you are, spending all your time obsessing over your phone!" She wagged her finger, "what a waste of a good intellect that is! You need to learn and improve yourself relentlessly if you're going to confound the brilliant, ensnare the genius and devour the foolish any more."<br/><br/>She waved a hand dismissively, "otherwise you might as well go teach gym class. 'What's bouncy, and round, and coming right at your face right now, and a grammatically-challenged Shiba Inu? A Dogeball.'"