<strong>'Taylor Swift,' Wood Elf Druid</strong><br/><br/>'Taylor' listened to the talk, trying not to roll her eyes at those caught up in trying to prove stuff to each other. On the increasingly growing chance this wasn't just a dream, she couldn't imagine why anyone would care about all that crap.<br/><br/>She hopped up on the nearest piece of furniture to stand over everyone, although her shorter elven body meant she still wasn't all that tall, put two fingers in her mouth and whistled a sharp loud burst to get everyone's attention.<br/><br/>"Okay people, listen up. Stop screwing around unless you want to stay dressed for potato sack beach bingo the rest of your lives." She paused to make sure everyone was listening. "This is like some<em>Wizard of Oz</em>shit. We've been told who we have to go see. So everyone stop slapping each other's asses and let's get this weirdness on the road and go see this Ackaedes and then...whatever the fuck we do next."<br/><br/>It was the most motivational speech she could have possibly given in the moment.<br/><br/>Hopping off the furniture she headed off in the direction of the city center, not particularly caring if anyone was following or not.