Temps is actually a compelling reason to have a co-DM, though I don't know anyone off the top of my head that I'd want to call in.  Maybe check the original interest thread?  There may be a few people who backed out early on who may be willing to take on a smaller commitment.  *Doesn't recall.*<br/><br/>And there is absolutely nothing that could possibly go wrong with getting a blowjob from a sentient crossbow.