<div class="floatleft">(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mczjrynB9C1qf95qio1_r1_1280.png)</div><div class="floatright"><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Shayla</div><div class="spoiler_body">(https://im1.ibsearch.xxx/9/d9/1621c7c4f8fbdee761f4866741c0d.jpg)</div></div></div>When the Sphinx talked about how frustrating Doge was, Shayla could not stay silent anymore. The little pixie burst out laughing and popped out of Alexanders coat, fluttering around.<br/><br/>"You should not be laughing." Alexander said disapprovingly. "It is not nice to laugh at Calanthe's eye issues, even if she can function better than most people with ordinary vision."<br/><br/>"Still funny, though." Shayla sniffed. "Even if I do really like the Doge meme."<br/><br/>Alexander sighed, then turned to the Sphinx, brightening. "That is an excellent idea. When you get your show, I will definitely watch you when I get the chance."<br/><br/>"Yeah! Me too!" Shayla said excitedly. "I always love to see fantastic beings like us making their way in the human's entertainment world! I would like to get put on TV someday too-"<br/><br/>"But you refuse to wear clothing, and therefore would not get past the censors." Alexander chided her. "Farewell, great Sphinx." And so, the sphinx was gone.<br/><br/>Shayla pouted, then looked mischievous, licking her lips. "Well, then. I will just have to get into the<em>right kind</em>of films. You know, like the ones your twin would happily star in." Alexander looked grim and turned away. Shayla floated there looking very naughty for a few moments, then whispered very loudly. "I am talking about porn. You know, sex on camera-"<br/><br/>"I got that." Alexander said grouchily. He sighed, turning towards his companions. "Apparently Paratha is not the only one feeling perverted tonight. Well, lets explore this side passage for a bit, then head to the next one, clearing each out. I hear there are discount ninjas there."