Chronicle blinked and looked at the chairs, then shook his head.  "I don't think I need to sit.  I was running late so..."  He pulled out an envelope and fanned himself with it.  "This fell to the ground as I climbed out of my car and seemed to have been Fated to me."  He glanced at it again before pocketing it.  "Does it mean that I get to have a tour of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory?  Cuz honestly?  I didn't see any golden ticket."