"Friend Computer, we are experiencing difficulties with the office of STD Registration, Requisitions, Food Additives, and Sidearms.  When we approached to obtain the equipment necessary to carry out our current mission in your service, we found the hallway barricaded.  The clone or clones behind the barricade fired on us before stating that the office was closed and telling us to go away."  He brings up the pictures he recorded while fleeing.  "I have here a photographic record of the barrier encountered."