"I'm not sure that would be a good idea, and I'm not sure I'd be in a position to do it, either," Anaximander replied to Orchid. "The arts organization that supports the Tattoo is unlikely to be the same as the company that manages the facilities.<br/><br/>"What I<em>could</em>probably do is supply you with a backstory that would let you apply for a job with fake ID and good references." He paused. "If someone sprained an ankle or whatever, they'd be hiring in a hurry." He said it slowly, aware of the ethical weight of what he suggested.