<div><strong>Attention All Citizens of STD Sector!</strong></div><br/>We interrupt your daily business for an important announcement from Friend Computer.  Due to sector-wide Commie Sabotage of clothing supplies, uniform requirements are temporarily relaxed.  So long as all citizens have on their person a single item of clothing that reflects their clearance, they are not...repeat<strong>NOT</strong>...to be charged with being out of uniform.  This alteration is merely temporary while STD Sector PLC transfers unsabotaged clothing from other sectors.  Rest assured that the Commie Mutant Traitor Scum responsible have been disposed of in a fitting fashion.  All hail the Computer.<br/><br/>The Computer will be Very, Very Upset if clones are summarily terminated for Out-Of-Uniform status during this time.  An announcement will be made when normal restrictions apply once more.<br/><br/>Happiness Officers, please be aware of the extra need for sensitivity toward clones traumatized by any sudden lack of uniform.<br/><br/>Fines for destruction of valuable Computer property will remain in effect, subject to adjustment by The Computer for prevailing circumstances.<br/><br/>That is all.