*giggling* In your last post, my eyes just sort of skipped to "wooden spoon" momentarily. Upon rereading it, however, I realised he was a chef, and things weren't taking a turn for the kinky.<br/><br/>I don't know why, but chefs tend to be awesome more than nearly any other "I do offscreen tasks" characters.<br/><br/>That gives me a longing for Ars Magica, where we hired a chef, then for some reason one of the players decided he'd have a grudge with the chef, so constantly enlarged the lobsters he had to cook. The live lobsters, now as large as the chef and considerably better armed and armoured.