<div class="floatleft">(http://i1315.photobucket.com/albums/t588/DemonBunnyInc/Jason%20Swift/3e838e8f-7af6-4598-a11e-86988856c6e3_zps03a648a2.jpg)</div><strong>Character name</strong>:<em>Jason Swift</em><br/><strong>Who:</strong><em>Cordelia and Layla</em><br/><strong>Where:</strong><em> Robichaux's Academy  - Outside</em><br/><strong>When: </strong><em>Friday, 13th of June</em><br/><div class="floatleft"><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Outfit</div><div class="spoiler_body">Outfit (http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=113939824)</div></div></div><hr/><br/>As everyone started to get up and move about Jason let out a giggle before speaking, seemingly not caring what was going on around him.<strong>“I peed a little.”</strong>Chuckling he looks over his right shoulder.<strong>“You’re correct, I apologize”</strong>Jumping up from the prone position he’d been laying in to standing with no issue, Jason brushed off his vest and straightened it before looking at the tree.<strong>“Should I finish peeing?”</strong>Waiting for a moment before sticking out his tongue at the tree Jason continued to speak to it as if it were a living being.<strong> “Later, not now.”</strong>Looking around Jason switched over to his best ‘French accent’ clapping lightly to get everyone’s attention.<strong>“Everyone’s attention please,”</strong>switching to speaking German before continuing Jason addressed the other students.<strong>"Ich bin Jason Damion Swift, Praktiker, der die dunklen Künste, Empfänger von Schockbehandlungen, Grand Master der Rubrik's Cube, und Liebhaber von allem, das ist leicht klebrig und seltsam riechen. Ich möchte Sie herzlich zu mir nach Hause. Bitte machen Sie sich als solche ... Hause."</strong><br/><br/>Pausing for a moment Jason looked around at each of the female students before continuing, still in German.<strong>"Meine Damen, Gemeinschaftsdusche Zeit ist um 11:15 heute abend. Bitte, bereit sein für die Prüfung."</strong>Then he looked to the two guys.<strong>"Meine Herren, ihre gemeinsamen Dusche Zeitraum wird um 1:12 …Feel free to Schaum, und Zustand. ABER NICHT SHAMPOO! NEIN! Nein Shampoo, kein Shampoo! Das ist ein Teil der von der Regierung initiierten Trick, um sich Ihr Geld! Und keiner muss ihr Geld mehr als die Fourier."</strong>Jason paused for a moment to catch his breath, and then looked around to everyone.<strong>"Zur Fortsetzung dieser verwirrenden schimpfen, eine Blutung aus dem Gesicht oder irgendeinem anderen open Öffnung wird gefördert ... nur würde ich gern sehen möchten. Wenn Sie Probleme beim Entlüften ... bitte lassen Sie es mich wissen und ich werde sie unterstützen. Als Nächstes Frau Cordelia,"</strong>Jason curtsies at Cordelia before continuing showing, what might be the most respectful thing he’d done the entire time outside of his room.<strong>"Ich möchte ausdrücklich danke, dass sie mir für die Teilnahme an der verbotenen Zauberei Rechte. Es berührt mich…wo nein, erwachsenen Frau, ohne medizinische Ausbildung hat mich angerührt. Ich bin mir durchaus darüber im Klaren, dass in Zeiten, ihr seht mich als ob ich bin in psychologische break downs, und von Zeit zu Zeit das Trümmern hinter mir kann nur von einem bekannten als Godzilla. Wenn ich nichts Wichtiges, es sollte besser wissen müssen. Wenn sie austauschbar…."</strong>Jason held out his arm pinching his fingers together as he spoke for emphasis.<strong>"So soll es ersetzt werden."</strong><br/><br/>Jason looked over his left shoulder for a moment then back to the group.<strong>"Meine Mutter sagt mir das, dass ich alle haben das Potential in der Welt ... und ich, um meine Zeit und erfahren Sie mehr zur Steuerung meiner Befugnisse eines Tages kann ich master dann."</strong>Looking over his right shoulder Jason nodded then continued to speak. The whole time, never speaking English, but sticking to speaking fluent German.<strong>"Mein Vater sagt mir 'fuck it viel spaß…lassen sie Körper hinter sie, und nicht nach hinten schauen.' Es ist mein Schwur zu verschlingen sich meine Eltern wünschen. Ich werde Meister meine Fähigkeiten und die stellen lasse ich in meinem Gefolge wird sich auf die Beine und führen Mein Lieblingsbuch, das Buch der Offenbarungen. Und wenn alle die Goodie goodies sind links Erde und wir die Ketzer werden hinter sich gelassen, ich werde König!"</strong>Looking at Cordelia Jason pointed at her and got slightly louder and excitable.<strong>"UND SIE WERDEN NICHT VERGESSEN WERDEN! !! Ich habe eine menschliche Fleisch Statue wird hergestellt in dem Bild und ich will deinen Untergebenen ängstlich vor deiner Gegenwart. UND WENN SIE ES NICHT TUN, dann scheiß drauf! Zum Abschluss, ich rede von den großen Gewinn, der große Gewinn ist bekannt, dass viele von ihnen wie der Gewinn Ice Cube", wie er sagt, 'ein Tag, den ich nicht mit meiner AK, ist gut.' Ich sage: Nein! Es ist der Tag, an dem ein AK ist…ist toll. WILLKOMMEN IN MEINEM Haus! Gute Nacht."</strong>Jerking his head back over to the tree, Jason glared,<strong>“And now you!”</strong>Walking back over to the tree Jason just started mouthing words to it. No sounds, just mouthing words…incoherent rambling words. Not even really realizing that most of the group probably didn’t understand anything he’d just said, or simply not caring.<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">English Translation of Post</div><div class="spoiler_body">Looking around Jason switched over to his best ‘French accent’ clapping lightly to get everyone’s attention. <strong>“Everyone’s attention please,”</strong> switching to speaking German before continuing Jason addressed the other students.  <strong>“I am Jason Damion Swift, practitioner of the dark arts, recipient of shock treatments, grand master of the Rubric’s Cube, and lover of all that is slightly sticky and oddly smelling. I would like to welcome you to me home. Please make yourself as such…home.”</strong><br/><br/>Pausing for a moment Jason looked around at each of the female students before continuing, still in German.  <strong>“Ladies, communal shower time is at 11:15 tonight. Please, be prepared for inspection.”</strong> Then he looked to the two guys. <strong>“Gentlemen, your communal shower period will be at 1:12…feel free to lather each other, and condition. BUT DO NOT SHAMPOO! NO! No Shampoo, never shampoo! That is part of the government’s ploy to acquire your money! And no one needs your money more than the Fourier.”</strong> Jason paused for a moment to catch his breath, and then looked around to everyone. <strong>“To continue this maddening rant, any bleeding from the face or any other open orifice is encouraged…I just would like to watch. If you are having trouble bleeding…please let me know and I will assist you. Next, Madam Cordelia,”</strong> Jason curtsies at Cordelia before continuing showing, what might be the most respectful thing he’d done the entire time outside of his room.<strong> “I would like to formally thank you for allowing me to participate in your forbidden witchcraft rights. It touches me…where no, adult woman, without medical training has touched me before. I am fully aware that at times, you will see me as though I’m having psychological break downs, and at times the rubble left behind me can only be equaled by one known as Godzilla. If I break anything important, it should have known better than to be there. If it replaceable….”</strong> Jason held out his arm pinching his fingers together as he spoke for emphasis. <strong>“Then it shall be replaced.”</strong><br/><br/>Jason looked over his left shoulder for a moment then back to the group. <strong>“My mother tells me I have all the potential in the world…and I need to take my time and learn to control my given powers so someday I can master then.”</strong> Looking over his right shoulder Jason nodded then continued to speak. The whole time, never speaking English, but sticking to speaking fluent German. <strong>“My father tells me ‘fuck it have fun…leave bodies behind you, and never look back.’ It is my solemn oath to intertwine my parent’s wishes. I will master my skills and the bodies I leave in my wake will rise to their feet and reenact my favorite book, the book of Revelations. And once all the goodie goodies have left Earth and we heretics are left behind, I will be made KING!”</strong> Looking at Cordelia Jason pointed at her and got slightly louder and excitable. <strong>“AND YOU WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN!!! I will have a human flesh statue will be crafted in your image and I will make your underlings cower in fear of your presence. AND IF THEY DO NOT, THEN FUCK THEM! In closing, I will speak of the great profit, the great profit is known to many of you as the profit Ice Cube, as he says ‘A day that which I do not use my AK, is good.’ I SAY NAY! A day in which an AK is used…Is great. WELCOME TO MY HOUSE! Goodnight.”</strong> Jerking his head back over to the tree, Jason glared, <strong>“And now you!”</strong> Walking back over to the tree Jason just started mouthing words to it. No sounds, just mouthing words…incoherent rambling words. Not even really realizing that most of the group probably didn’t understand anything he’d just said, or simply not caring.<br/></div></div>