<div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Premise</div><div class="spoiler_body">Eric Wayne is coming home from college on summer vacation. As he lands in the airport, he finds that the local neighborhood market is on. He sees a game in a damaged box the first word of the title <del>Something</del> Pursuit has been scratched up. The woman looked kind of like a hippie, but she said the game was all there and it was only three bucks anyway. She promised Eric that the game would bring its players closer together. It does this by magically compelling its users to take specific actions.<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Sexual Pursuit Board Game Rules</div><div class="spoiler_body"><div align="center"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong>SEXUAL PURSUIT</strong></span></div><br/>This game is played with two or more people, and often amongst those who want to get to know each other, as the game is designed to facilitate that. Players take turns rolling 1d6 and moving that many spaces on the game board (see below). When they land on a colored spot, they must do what the color indicates they should do. <br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 8pt;">*Whenever they are prompted to draw a card, the card takes effect immediately, but they have the option not to draw. If they choose not to draw they must move back 3 spaces, or remove an article of clothing.</span><br/><br/>The Game Board<br/><tt class="bbc_tt">      1      2      3      4      5      6      7      8      9      10<br/>   +------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+<br/>   |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |<br/>1  |  I   |  II  |  III |  IV  |  V   |  VI  |  VII | VIII |  IX  |      |<br/>   |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |<br/>   +------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+<br/>   |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |<br/>2  |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |  X   |<br/>   |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |<br/>   +------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+<br/>   |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |<br/>3  |      | XVIII| XVII |  XVI |  XV  |  XIV | XIII |  XII |  XI  |      |<br/>   |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |<br/>   +------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+<br/>   |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |<br/>4  |  XIX |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |<br/>   |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |<br/>   +------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+<br/>   |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |<br/>5  |      |  XX  |  XXI | XXII | XXIII| XXIV |  XXV | XXVI | XXVII|      |<br/>   |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |<br/>   +------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+<br/>   |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |<br/>6  |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |XXVIII|<br/>   |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |<br/>   +------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+<br/>   |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |<br/>7  |      | XXXVI| XXXV | XXXIV|XXXIII| XXXII| XXXI |  XXX | XXIX |      |<br/>   |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |<br/>   +------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+<br/>   |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |<br/>8  |XXXVII|      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |<br/>   |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |<br/>   +------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+<br/>   |      | XXX- | XXXIX| XXXX | XXXXI|XXXXII| XXXX-|XXXXIV| XXXXV|      |<br/>9  |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |<br/>   |      | VIII |      |      |      |      | III  |      |      |      |<br/>   +------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+<br/>   |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |<br/>10 |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |XXXXVI|<br/>   |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |      |<br/>   +------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+------+</tt><br/><br/>Draw a card<br/>Advance three spaces<br/>Roll 1d6. On evens, skip your next turn, on odds, move back 3 spaces.<br/>Striptease! If you're already naked, you must fuck the player of your choice.<br/><br/><u><b>Suit of Wands (Clubs)</b></u> (dice rolls 1-13 on d52)<br/>(Ace) You may make a wish. The other player has to grant it (as long as it doesn't violate any player turn-offs or ToU. Character turn-offs are a different story). It can duplicate any other effect in this deck.<br/>(2) You gain a set of claws.<br/>(3) You can climb as fast as you run. This transformation can take the form of prickly skin or sticky skin, or some other natural ability to climb.<br/>(4) You gain fangs.<br/>(5) You become either an angel, or devil/demon. Roll a die with evens being Angel, and odds being Devil/Demon.<br/>(6) You grow a tail-cock. If you don't already have a tail, you grow one and it functions and has the appearance of a penis.<br/>(7) You become a were creature of the other player's choice.<br/>(8) You must remove an article of clothing.<br/>(9) You must kiss another Character on the cheek.<br/>(10) You must make out with another Character.<br/>(Page) You must kiss or suckle another character's nipples. If clothing would prevent this you must remove it.<br/>(Knight) You must masturbate another character, removing any articles of clothing that would prevent this.<br/>(Queen) You must perform mammary sex with another character, removing any clothing that would prevent this.<br/>(King) You may have coitus with another character of your choice.<br/><br/><br/><u><b>Suit of Cups (Hearts)</b></u>(dice rolls 14-26 on d52)<br/>(Ace) You grow a vagina. If you already had one, you may grow an additional one, or your current one grows to accept a larger penis (default 2d6" threshold. This card adds +1d6 inches).<br/>(2) You grow a set of breasts. If you already possess breasts, they grow 1d4 cup sizes.<br/>(3) Your fertility or virility (both, if applicable) increase by 25% (odds of producing a baby could reasonably be 1-6% by default).<br/>(4) Your nipples enlarge by half an inch and grow more sensitive.<br/>(5) Your nipples become lipples or nipple-vaginas.<br/>(6) Your breasts grow by 1d2 cup sizes, and you continually produce milk.<br/>(7) Whenever aroused, your clitoris grows into a penis. Roll for penis size as normal (2d6 by default). If you don't have a clitoris, you grow a brand new vagina.<br/>(8) You must remove an article of clothing.<br/>(9) You must kiss another Character on the cheek.<br/>(10) You begin to grow female body parts (breasts, vagina). If the game is long term, transformations happen at a rate of one a day (first breasts, then vagina). If not, transformation is immediate. You do not lose any male parts you had. This curse/blessing Spreads through sexual contact.<br/>(Page) Character becomes pregnant with a dragon's egg to be laid within 1d6 days. Randomly choose dragon type.<br/>(Knight) Your breastmilk gains protective properties. If you weren't lactating before, you are now. <br/>(Queen) Your pregnancies progress three times as quickly. If you did not already have a vagina, you grow one.<br/>(King) You become the epitome of womanhood. If you weren't female before, you become a female and lose your penis and testicles.<br/><br/><br/><u><b>Suit of Swords (Spades)</b></u>(Dice rolls 27-39 on d52)<br/>(Ace) You grow a penis. If you already have one, it grows by 1d6 inches, or you gan a new one (your choice).<br/>(2) Your penis increases in length by 1d6 inches. If you don't have one, you do now (2d6").<br/>(3) You grow a set of balls (if none existed before); if you already possess some, roll 1d6. On evens, you grow two additional balls; on odds your balls double in size.<br/>(4) Your penis (if any) changes to a type of your choice! If you don't have a penis, you gain one of any type! <br/>(5) Your appearance becomes more elemental. You may have rocky protrusions, whisps of air, tiny flames, or slick skin.<br/>(6) You grow Devil or bull horns.<br/>(7) Your fertility or virility (or both) increase by 25%.<br/>(8) You grow a demonic spiked tail.<br/>(9) You become very flexible. Almost like ooze.<br/>(10) You begin to grow male parts (Penis, Testicles). This grows at a rate equivalent to the 10 of Cups, and does not remove any female parts you have. This curse/blessing spreads through sexual contact.<br/>(Page) The next time the character has sex, the character or her partner becomes pregnant with a dragon's egg.<br/>(Knight) Your semen (or female ejaculate) gains restorative properties.<br/>(Queen) Women you impregnate have their pregnancies progress three times as quickly. If you did not already have a penis, you grow one.<br/>(King) You become the epitome of manhood. If you weren't male before, you become a male and lose your vagina and/or breasts.<br/><br/><br/><u><b>Suit of Pentacles (Diamonds)</b></u>(dice rolls 40-52 on d52)<br/>(Ace) You may make a wish. The other player has to grant it (as long as it doesn't violate any player turn-offs or ToU. Character turn-offs are a different story). It can duplicate any other effect in this deck.<br/>(2) You gain a tail of a randomly chosen type. If you already possess a tail, that tail changes shape randomly. This tail helps with climbing and acrobatics.<br/>(3) Your hair changes color randomly.<br/>(4) Your hair triples in length, when cut it will always grow down to shoulders within 1d6 hours.<br/>(5) You gain a fish tail that replaces your legsstarting at the waist.<br/>In addition, you need water submersion at least an hour a day.<br/>(6) You gain an extra set of nipples. If the character has breasts, a new row of breasts grows to accompany these nipples, one cup size smaller than the first set.<br/>(7) All clothing and armor the character wears becomes invisible. Other worn items such as rings, belts, boots and packs, however, remain visible.<br/>(8) You grow a tail-pussy.<br/>(9) A succubus/incubus is summoned to perform sexual favors for 1 hour. This may be extended if the demon(ess) gains sufficient sexual energy.<br/>(10) A random character with a penisgains a permanent erection. This does not cause circulation problems such as blood clots, but renders the character multi-orgasmic. <br/>(Page) You transform into a fae creature. Roll 1d6: 1 is Ifrit, 2 is Oread, 3 is Sylph, 4 is Undine, 5 is Dryad, 6 is Nymph.<br/>(Knight) The character gains $250 any time they cause another to have an orgasm. This does not need to be explained, it just happens.<br/>(Queen) Gain a pair of wings (1d3: 1 avian, 2 demonic, 3 draconic).<br/>(King) You become a Succubus. This entails spiked horns, a cute demon tail, and a very voluptuous female figure. You don't lose any male body parts you have.<br/></div></div></div></div>Eric Wayne got off the airplane. He was pretty tired and just wanted to get home quickly. He gathered his baggage without incident. For once in his life, his baggage didn't end up flying across the damn planet. For once. See, he was actually from suburban Chicago and was a student at UCLA. So naturally flying home was kind of a chore. He wished they still had those concords. Or that they would figure out how to make an SR-71 into a civilian airliner. 5-10 minutes flight anywhere he'd want to go. Not too much longer for places he didn't want to either.<br/><br/>So he got his stuff and left the airport. A taxi was on the approach as he hailed. It was just his lucky day or something. He got in the car<strong>"Hey where ya goin' pal?"</strong>the driver asked. Eric rattled off the address he had not been at in quite some time. He was beginning to miss it. He saw his parents get out of a taxi<strong>"You gotta be fuckin' kidding me?!"</strong>he shouted as the driver pulled away from the curb<strong>"Whassat?"</strong>the latter asked, looking into the rearview mirror. Eric waved a hand<strong>"Oh it's nothing. My parents just got out of a taxi. I was hoping to see them on my summer vacation, but it seems they're flying off to some carribean cruise or some other stupid shit. Oh don't worry, I'm still going home, my sisters will be there."</strong>he looked out the window glumly<br/><br/>So they drove through the mad streets<strong>"Hey guy, I know a detour, you wanna go through?"</strong>the cabbie asked. Eric said,<strong>"Sure"</strong>never breaking his gaze out the window. They took a few side streets. At first, it looked like things were going to work out. Empty streets for fucking ever. Then it was like a huge mass of people all decided to have a swap meet or farmers market or something.<br/><br/><em>Didn't that shit only happen in rural areas?</em>thought the Wayne child often jokingly called John even though his name was no where near John. He looked up at a click, and noticed the guy turning off the meter<strong>"Sorry, I didn't know they were doing this today. How bout you shop around and I wait right over here, free of charge?"</strong>Eric eyed the man suspiciously. He kind of had a warty pock marked 'Shrek' appearance about him. It made Eric seriously ponder the existence of ogres and trolls.<br/><br/>On the most part, Eric wandered and found not much of anything, but he eventually came to a hippie looking woman<strong>"How ya doin man?"</strong>she asked.<strong>"Oh ups and downs. It started off ok, then it kind of got a little rough."</strong>he admitted.<strong>"I'm actually kind of wondering whether my family loves me at this point."</strong>The woman nodded<strong>"Right on, man, right on. Hey, know what? I think I've got just the thing for you."</strong>she said. Then she rooted around in a bag she had int he back of a truck pulling out a large scuffed up board game<strong>"This here board game. Guaranteed to bring anyone who plays it closer together. But you can't open it until you get home, otherwise it'll ruin the suprise. The best part? The game's only 3 bucks, so whatever happens, you're not out much money."</strong><br/><br/>Eric eyed the game. It looked like one he'd seen before, Trivial Pursuit. But it wasn't. He didn't really think anything of it though, as he shrugged and handed over the money. In a few moments, the crowd seemed to clear just like that. The cabbie came over<strong>"Well, did you find anything?"</strong>Eric showed him the game<strong>"You ready?"</strong>Eric nodded and got back in the car. In a few minutes he was home and knocking on the door. He'd paid the cabbie 20 bucks and somehow managed to get the entire way home without opening the box. He stood on the doorstep with his box under his arm and his suitcase on rollers behind him waiting for a sister... hoping they were still there.