*Laughs*<br/><br/>A few weeks ago a friend of mine was running his custom RPG for us.  We met up at a tavern in a northern fishing villlage and got to know each other.  The next morning we were going to earn some extra coin working on the docks.  Turned out a GIANT crab had gotten tangled in the nets of a fishing boat and dragged back to dock.  It got OUT on the dock and was chopping up sailors.<br/><br/>After we managed to kill the thing--ice magic, dragon breath, and a centaur with a greatsword for the win!--they tied it to the catch scales and tried to weigh it.<br/><br/>The scales broke ant 9 tons!<br/><br/>We decided it was time for a party.  We invited everyone in town and the outlying farms--bring your own butter!  We also invited the giants from the mountains.  (They brought their biggest cauldron!)<br/><br/>There were leftovers...