The Computer speaks!<br/><br/>"One moment please."<br/><br/>The PDC emits a tune, easily recognizable as 'Rain-bots Keep Falling On My Head."  After a few moments, The Computer comes back on.<br/><br/>"Thank you for your patience, Citizen. The information has been found: the file you requested has been temporarily taken offline for server maintenance.  Please submit your request again at a later time.  Have a nice daycycle."<br/><br/>There is a quick burst of static, then an unfamiliar female voice adds:<br/><br/>"Go to the right.  Straight ahead about three hundred meters.  Can't miss it."