In a flurry of debased logic, a large monitor lizard appeared, perhaps ten feet away.  Its tongue flicked out of its mouth, tasting the air lazily for a moment, before it suddenly rose up and reshaped itself into a smiling, dark-skinned young man.<br/><br/>He grinned, looking up at the woman's character sheet.  "And I thought I was min/maxed," he chuckled.