<div class="floatright">(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/FujinAkari/Saeja.jpg)</div><strong><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 1.45em;">Sam Malthie</span></strong><br/><em>Surrounded by Waste</em><br/><strong>Location:</strong>Company X's Headquarters<br/><strong>Company:</strong>Presumably Everyone!<br/><br/><em>Sam narrowed her eyes slightly in Tik'tik's direction and then let out a soft sigh.  She reminded herself that it wasn't the creature's fault that some species of plant had shown signs of being more intelligent than the average kobold, at least according to a number of very popular studies that had come out recently.  As a result, the woman took a deep breath and opted to explain the situation to the varmint in extremely simplistic terms.</em><br/><br/>"Now see here scales, this here company is sure goin' be paying us to be there when the worms are surfacing so we can get our hands on them goodies first of all, see?  Now, that would seem to be meaning that our job ain't gonna involve a whole lot a runnin' fer it.  Ya follow?"<br/><br/><em>Before the kobold had much time to answer, a veritable two person pile-up broke out at the doorway, as a tall man who smelled like he'd just rolled through a brewery stamped through the door with all the subtlety of a stampede of horses and was almost immediately followed (and rear-ended, as it were) by another god-forsaken off-breed.<br/><br/>Catgirls didn't traditionally suffer the same sort of stigma that kobalds did, but Sam had always presumed that was largely due to men preferring not to be known to have to pay for companionship, even if that was what catgirls often ended up doing.<br/><br/>She sighed, slightly.  Glancing up towards their would-be employer and offered the cute elf a subtle nod.  </em>"Ayep.  All I seen so far is a trash-diving drunkard, a fuzzball who ain't been bothered to have gotten the hang of walkin' yet, a sniper who don't seem able to figure out which order words should be goin' to make a full thought, and an elf whose attire looks scant able to survive a briar patch, much less a battle."<br/><br/><em>She shook her head, slightly.</em>"I maximize potential here honey... but there has got to be some... I'm a-fearing that I'll need a bit more selling afore I start buying."<br/><br/><br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Spells Prepared</div><div class="spoiler_body">0th:  Purify Food/Drink, Create Water, Mending, Light, Read magic, Detect Magic<br/>1st:  Ant Haul, Dancing Lantern, Comprehend Languages, Bless<br/>2nd:  Hold Person, Make Whole, Web Shelter, Admonishing Ray<br/>3rd:  Create Food and Water, Dispel Magic, Chain of Perdition</div></div>