<div class="floatleft">(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/Kittenpeeler/Pathfinder%20Characters/commission__temyrel_by_chibi_oneechan-d42jsw5.jpg~original)</div><strong>name:</strong>Tluian Oakenleaf<br/><strong>Location</strong>In a dress. Over a pit.<br/><strong>Conditions:</strong>Regret, mostly<br/><hr/><br/>So there he was. Dangling, bound and gagged. Wearing some farmgirl's poofy red 'shindig' dress (http://bright-copper-penny.blogspot.com/2012/03/kaylees-shindig-dress.html), with berry juice smearing his cheeks and with the top full of walnuts. The worst part is, this wasn't the<em>first</em>time. Well. The walnuts were new, apparently Goblins liked lumpy. His hands were bound above him - after the first ray of frost had given one of the little bastards permanent limp dick, the things had decided to tie his fingers into the ropes they used. The worst part had been the cretin's women - he thinks they were women, so hard to tell with the lesser races - seemed<em>very</em>fascinated with the length and thickness of his hair. They couldn't keep their hands off of it, and with all their stroking and tugging and fondling of that hefty length, he was pretty sure it would never quite look right again.<br/><br/>The rumble of a cart's wheels drew his blue gaze from where he  dangled. Was it that weird gnome he'd been traveling with? Why would a gopher have a cart? No, it must be... A group of women (again, he's<em>mostly</em>sure they're women. Lacking ht subtle curves to the tips of their ears, it's so damn hard to tell!)<br/><br/>"MNFFF! MMmmmmmmrrrf! Uhgggmmmmrrrr! Grurrbrrrn fuffrrrrr!" he calls out in his best Garblish, high voice muffled by the cloth forced in his mouth. There, that ought to ward them off. In the meantime, he works his arms and swings a bit, trying to at least wriggle his fingers free.<br/><br/>One nice thing about the dress; the breeze<em>does</em>feel rather nice. And maybe in other circumstances, he'd even feel pretty! But right now, the walnuts are making his nipples raw and his fingertips are pin-and-needles numb.<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">ooc</div><div class="spoiler_body"><div class="floatleft">(https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1385/94/1385944536602.jpg)</div> Well, given he has the option of dangling like a participle, or trying for Escape Artist, i'm going with... escape artist! This gun be gud!<br/><br/>At 2014-08-15 19:23:59, Tluian (uid: 27361) rolls: 1d20k1a2 Result: 7 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=62926)<br/><br/>sooo, that happens, yah. Wiggle wiggle wiggle!</div></div>