<div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=230349.msg11334375#msg11334375">Quote from: Jagerin on 08-06-2015, 18:33:47</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">I'm imagining her spouting off random, obscure Southern phrases. Like “He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow" and “That thing is all catawampus" and “I’m finer than frog hair split four ways".<br/><br/>*sniggers*<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>Oh, they'll be there. Being a good southerner, I know quite a few weirder ones, like "Don't play with matches or you'll wet the bed!", "Couldn't carry a tune in a bucket", and my favorite, "He's nuttier than squirrel shit."<br/><br/>Southerns are very eloquent people.