The satyrs' hairy-backed hands flew up from the drowess's pairs of cheeks to their own ears; both fey howled and brayed, ears bleeding. " 'Tis like Shar herself scolding us!" the fellated fey shrieked, "Away, away!"<br/><br/>The one in the drowess's nethers sprained his own organ by yanking it out overhastily and at an awkward angle - as it turned out, she had tensed up rather suddenly with her own measure of fright, and with a loud wet "PFFFT!" spat the thick cock of the other satyr out from her oral orifice. She began scrambling off the table while the other drowess growled, cupped a long ear, and pressed her own back to the wall.<br/><br/>Cupping hands over his pride, the sprained fey threw himself into a corner of the room, crouching and tittering; the no-longer-blown satyr similarly threw himself without a shred of dignity flat to the wall, staring at Kass and shrieking like a little girl, his organ glistening-wet and limp as a dead fish.<br/><br/>Aria twirled around the edge of the doorway, grabbing it with her free hand for leverage to swing a leg up to crescent-kick the doubly-penetrated drowess across the temple. She phased out, reappearing with her leg past the dark lady, but brought her heel back to kick her other temple. The half-naked drowess rolled along the table and fell off the far side, quite unconscious, and as Aria planted the leg again she threw the other up in its place. The boot-tip struck the other drowess's chin (caked with half-dried cum, she noticed - perhaps when they'd first passed this way and heard the shrieks,<em>she</em>had been on the table instead)? and knocked the crown of her skull against the wall she'd pressed herself to. The drowess slid down the wall, as unconscious as the other.<br/><br/>In her free hand Aria drew a kukri and back-and-forth sliced across the throat of the pitifully frozen-against-the-wall satyr, and her other hand dropped the hammer for a second kukri to make similar, lower (in several manners of speaking) slices across the crouching and trembling satyr. Indigo life-blood flowed from the opened throat and he crumpled in silence.<br/><br/>It was weird, the way the room was so loud with spell-wails and moral shrieks one moment, and then suddenly quite silent but for liquid trickling. Aria blinked and spun to face Kass, breaking the slice with a "Thanks...I shan't tire of preferring to fight foes too scared or surprised to strike back!"<br/><br/><br/>aha, it's right there in the SRD: http://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/speakLanguage.htm (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/speakLanguage.htm) . Looks like there are only 7 (common, elven, dwarven, druidic, celestial, infernal, draonic). I don't know if pronunciation is the same, but, I suppose it can still work for Tongues. (It gives alphabet a mechanical purpose, which I can't think of any other for.)<br/><br/>both satyrs fail save, 29 dmg and panicked; drow SR overcome and both make save, 14 dmg and shaken<br/><br/>Aria surprise: 5' strep in, unarmed at dped ('north') drowess<br/>blink miss<br/><br/>Init<br/>Aria 33<br/>Kass 9 (wins tie)<br/>enemies 9<br/><br/>Aria: FA, begin w/ unarmed as main hand at same drowess<br/>mods 30/25/20/15<br/>(rolled 7 blink-misses and the first, the surprise round, missed)<br/><br/>1 atk 42 dmg 10+54, unconscious<br/>attack other drowoess<br/>2 atk 35 dmg 11+65, unconscious<br/>draw kukri, attack 'north' satyr<br/>3 atk 33 dmg 16+53<br/>note: panicked (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/conditionSummary.htm#panicked) creature don't lose their dex bonus to AC unless they are also 'cowering', and the 'cornered' condition isn't defined. I'm guessing they are cornered since they can't flee any further from Kass, being against the back wall. The distinction matters in this case b/c, like the previous satyrs, they have Uncanny Dodge and so they wouldn't otherwise be sneak attacked here. I've noticed good synergy between sneak attack and a lot of the status effects from Kass's spells, like blinded and stunned and held.<br/>Of course, it doesn't *really* matter, since they'd panic/cower for 20 rounds and would be trivial to slay during that time.<br/>4 atk 32 dmg 16+82, slain<br/><br/>off hand - drop hammer and draw other kukri, mods 30/25<br/>1 30+6 dmg 12+62-5 (DR)<br/>2 25 +10 dmg 12+54-5 (DR), dying<br/>