Port wander was filled with hushed conversation and rapid activity when Baromir arrived.  Even the Adeptus Mechanicus seemed reluctant to stand to near to Baromir.  When the bar arrived, there was another hush, as Baromir was quickly brought a tray of spicy appetizers and a mug of ale.  "On the house!"  The waitress quickly and shyly explained, dashing off before Baromir could even quite take note of what color her hair was.  A sort of inoffensive red sort of came to him when Captain Rourke burst into the bar with a vast entourage and a bilious and unnecessarily massive teal dandysuit, complete with yellow stripes and neon pink lace ruffles.  The captain flamboyantly strode in, tossing gelt around and buying more than a couple of rounds of free drinks for everyone, before taking his seat next to Baromir.<br/><br/>"Ah, Barry, my muse.  Have I got awesome work for you!"  Rourke said enthusiastically, while pretty women in skimpy clothes started to dance on tables all around, and what were doubtless key grips in black uniforms started to set up more garishly colored lighting to make the bar more "comfortable."  "Here's the idea.  We're going to brand it as "Pirate Killer Baromir" complete with fleshy bolter explosions, space battles... all that stuff.  We had to make a few changes, of course.  We changed that xeno you travel with into the villain, and we set up your navigator as the love interest of the flick."  He said, setting up a projector and showing the early previews.  The Kobras Aquairre was depicted as fighting against hundreds of pirate ships at once, completely alone as it invincibly dispatched hundreds of vessels effortlessly with the Hero of the Imperium Avan Baromir at the controls, fighting for the honor of his fat and bearded Rogue Trader Cortez.  Sarah was conspicuously absent, as was Thraxius.  There was a "Darius" in the film, though; a 14 year old boy claiming to be from a mysterious ship called the "Reliquary of Alexander" which was somewhere in the Ares system.<br/><br/>"So here's how it ends, Barry.  They blow up the pirate fleet in a big epic battle while Darius and Baromir have a fistfight with Arkhah on the top of the bridge spire while Delila pilots the ship, then Arkhah gets kicked off the side of the ship into space and Darius says "Nobody could have survived that."  and we get BIG laughs.  Then they fly through the pirate fleet which are now in full retreat after their leader gets defeated, and they see it: the<em>Reliquary of Alexander</em>, an honest to the Emperor<strong>Ultramine Strike Cruiser</strong>.  Then we cue the credit:<strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;">COMING NEXT SUMMER: PIRATE KILLER BARMOIR  PART 2: THE REVENGE OF ULTRAMAR.</span></strong>"  Captain Rourke shouted, waving his arms to emphasize just how big that screen was going to be. "So, what do `ya think!?"