<div class="floatright">(https://i.imgur.com/PAl5eEo.jpg)</div><br/><strong>Name:</strong>Drip Hazelfuff (https://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=2536081)<br/><strong>HP:</strong>21/21 -<strong>AC:</strong>15<strong>Spells:</strong>lv.1 - 4/4  lv.2 - 2/2<strong>BI:</strong>2/3<br/><strong>Effects:</strong><br/><strong>Actions:</strong>Persuasion: 9 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=157683) (Silver Tongue ability turns any persuasion dice roll of 9 or lower into a 10, making the final result 17)<br/><hr/><br/>Drip actually smiled when Natasha outright offered to hire the innkeeper lady, doing away with any pomp or circumstance, "Now you're speaking my language...I think? It's still hard to tell what the hell you're saying at any given point. No matter. Yes as my companion has so straightly confessed, we have come here in search of an innkeeper for our upstart community, and it seems like you would be a perfect fit" Drip followed.<br/><br/>The satyr nodded along as she explained the ails of her village and family, "wow...that is certainly a handful..." he muttered, a bit taken back at the frankly cartoonish sexism on display. However as he was thinking the matter over, Drip would be torn from his contemplations by the appearance of the barkeep's sausage, and not the kind on the dinner menu, "woah woah lady, not that I'm not interested, but usually we at least have dinner first" he said with a wink. However his response wasn't just an attempt at a quick joke, the casual tone was meant to convey a lack of shock or disgust at her body, letting her know he didn't consider her strange or "blasphemous".<br/><br/>"Look, this is all very troublesome, and I understand the danger you're in, but here's the thing...fuck this village! The place we're inviting you too is literally an interdimensional crossroads that no one in this place would even know about, let alone know how to get to. So none of this even matters. Where we're going no one is going to give a single fuck about some random backwater town and their dumbass laws, they have no power" he explained, "and the best part about this place? you can go there just by<em>wanting</em>to be there. We can all just go back<em>right now</em>no questions asked. Just start packing and we can be gone in like 10 minutes" the Satyr added, very excited to be done with this chore as quickly as possible. Why worry about this town's drama and politics when they can just go? Fuck em!