<div class="floatright"><strong>Guan Buhan</strong> (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=309005.msg15016087#msg15016087)<br/>(https://i.imgur.com/nh4z2Kt.png)<br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Info</div><div class="spoiler_body"><strong>HP:</strong> 31/31<br/><strong>AC:</strong> 17<br/><strong>Effects:</strong> Natural Explorer (Ignore Difficult Terrain, Adv on Initiative)<br/><strong>Compulsion to spend at the Market. </strong><br/><strong>IC Posts:</strong> <del>13</del> 14  </div></div></div>Guan stayed mostly quiet for the journey, with only the occasional grumble about boring people breaking it up. She was slowly getting bored of how people seemed to just ignore her provocations. It was like seeing a pouty child, as she leaned into the comfortable saddle of the Bone Steed and just waited for what was to come next. She hoped it was another fight. She was confident that she was the most skillful combatant amongst the group now that she had seen them all at least make a swing. Certainly not the strongest, or the most durable; but she already felt a bud of pride at her exceptional talents with her weapon.<br/><br/>When they got there, The Sanguine Market proved it was as impressive as the Succubus implied. Its guards also impressed, and Guan found herself sizing up the armoured individuals, wondering how many blows it would take to end even one. Truth be told, she couldn't quite get a bead upon them. She had no information to go off of, and no reason to believe she had any advantage over them, apart from a dusty floating skull and his delusions of grandeur. Were they really that much more exceptional than anyone else in this world? All they'd done is kill some wolves... How would they truly compare against Vampire Lords, and Dragons? How much stronger than them were the heroes?<br/><br/>Guan was caught in the thought loop of wanting to finally start seeing some of the scale of this world's wonders when she began mindlessly following the party. They were soon in the market district, when something caught her eye. She saw a set of rubber... Balls and darts? There was some satin ropes, some metal shackles and chains, and finally strange leather...Weapons? She thought she saw a whip, and a small paddle, but they certainly didn't have the heft to maim or kill. She walked over to the salesman, transfixed with the urge to buy from him and as she walked closer she saw the price tag. 15gp for a set of bad weapons? She wasn't too pleased at dropping all that gold, but she also knew the party would be furious if she caused trouble. Whether or not she could fight off the Guards individually, she doubted a place set for Slave Auctions and holding out against the threats of the Darklands wouldn't be able to stop all of them easily. Instead, she thought back to all the things she wanted to do from before, and one of them was...<br/><br/>She slowed down her walk to a sway, inspired by Keiyurikyouu, and she tugged at the strap of her armour, loosening it off of her neck and letting it tumble off a few inches to show off her neck. In a moment of pure luck, blind faith, or some hidden talent for provocative flirting she did not know she had, she looked into the salesman's eyes and whispered a simple, sweet "<strong>For me?</strong>" as she put a hand on the box of... Toys. Another stroke of luck would have it that her target was nothing less than an honest-to-god Vampire spawn. She had taunted every kind of hunger the monster could have in a second half second by unclasping her neck with that come hither look, exposing her not-insignificant chest, even if it paled in comparison to certain party members, and almost inviting him in to stare. Fantasies innumerable filled his mind, and he just blankly nodded in a sort of hazy devotion. Guan smirked, dragged the box of unknown and, unbeknown to her, sex toys into her bag of holding, and retreated back to the group.<br/><br/>As she caught up, she sniffed the Octopus Balls and grabbed one, taking a bite and hissing. Some of the juice squirted down her chin and along her now-exposed neckline, highlighting her provocation to the group. "<strong>H'oooh! 's'hot.</strong>" She fanned her mouth, apparently having got one of the hotter balls. She listened to the exchange between Keiyurikyouu and Elias, a little confused about it all as she finished her mouthful. "<strong>So wait...Your tentacles are made of Calamari? That <em>was</em> squid, right Elias? Some crazy fried squid dish?</strong>" Clearly, Guan was not from the East, or particularly enamoured with Anime culture. "<strong>Also, your tentacles grow back? And are edible? That's...news, I suppose.</strong>" Even now, Guan struggled with how much she was one of the 'normal' ones in the group. Vera was her closest in that regard, and even she was discernibly different in how she spoke and talked compared to the others.<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Tl;dr</div><div class="spoiler_body">Guan failed the Wisdom Save Having Rolled a 2 (3) (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=138973) and was compelled to spend 15gp (3x5gp) (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=138974). She instead flirted her way into gaining the item, rolling a natural 20 (23) (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=138975) Guan has now purchased a Shady looking box of sex toys from A Vampire Spawn. This can only go well...</div></div>