<div class="floatright">(https://i.imgur.com/BTN8kIs.jpg])</div><strong>Name:</strong>Ensign Jodi Kanenfodr (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=305472.msg14889951#msg14889951)<br/><strong>Where:</strong>The Sidewalk Near the Park<br/><strong>What:</strong>The Fine Art of Not Getting Goosed<br/><hr/><br/>The day just kept getting better and better. Not only was Jodi NOT able to convince Thunderfang to go on to the straight and narrow, but apparently one of those Alpha Male types decided to show up and do JUST THAT. Well not entirely - it was more about getting her gooey in the knees and all that. But still.<br/><br/>Not that Jodi had all that much time to consider this, or now the other new arrival, along with all the other previous heroic types she had been working with, had worked to change things for the marginally better. Because she had to deal with a flock of hyperactive geese. Who were coming at her with a frenzied determination to do Advanced Beings Pretending to Be God knows what. A few snapping bills later, she adjusted her assessment to that they were coming for her<em>shirt</em>with a frenzied determination that would qualify them for starship command.<br/><br/>And though annoying and perfectly in keeping with her day so far, this was something she could deal with. Jodi had endured countless situations of this nature, and the geese, for all their avian ingenuity, lacked the manual dexterity necessary to make good on their threat, mostly because manual dexterity requires hands, and geese don't have them. Jodi found that the expedient of wildly flailing her arms and yelling, "Get away from me you feathered perverts!" was sufficient to keep what little dignity she had intact, inasmuch as she could keep her dignity while flailing her arms wildly and screaming at a bunch of geese, but one gets the picture.<br/><br/>Jodi: 1, Birds: A Big Fat Goose Egg.<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Defense Roll </div><div class="spoiler_body">Defense Against Goose: At 2019-08-25 13:47:43, Idlewyld (uid: 53605) rolls: 3d6 Result: 8 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=138877) Result: 4,2,2 3 Successes</div></div>