<div class="floatleft">(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/a9/77/cf/a977cfccc935943fad2d001ec527a420.jpg)</div><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;">Menzoza Kilrahel (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=906273)</span><br/>Race: Drow<br/>Class: Bard<br/>Age: After you pass a hundred you stop counting really.<br/><br/>Brief history: Had quite a cushy job as the evil overlord of a small fortress of evil where she spent many a happy day crushing the spirits of adventuring parties before letting them back into the world wiser, slightly bowlegged and with a crippling fear of any woman who smiles a lot. Murdering people was never really your thing, after all if you kill them how could you explain how much better you are to them? How could they nurse a grudge that'd eventually return in a blazing arrow of passionate rage that'd have the bed rocking so hard it'd take out a wall. If you were going to fuck people why would you not also fuck with them? That's the Drow way!<br/><br/>Or at least it was until some bright sparks went and killed the Lich next door and suddenly business was a little too good. First it was an endless supply of bored adventurers constantly kicking down her door and driving Menzoza to near exhaustion. Her whipping arm had gotten tired and even installing a few revolving walls to sweep them in and out the bedchambers still meant they had queues right around the lake of shadow fire.<br/><br/>Then things got even worse as peace spread through the land. Worker rights? Equal Pay? Holiday Days? Treating men better than the animals? How is an evil Matriach even meant to make a living in this economic climate! No it was clearly untenable and when the local tax collectors had turned up to collect a few thousand years of land rental she'd been avoided Menzoza pointed to the nearest henchman and explained that they were indeed in charge of everything and she was really just part of the decor. Before running like hell.<br/><br/>With no evil fortress and a deep need for attention, it seemed there was nothing left to do but go take part in this whole Lich Dungeon thing she'd heard of. It was the big new thing and Menzoza got to enjoy being the heel character that the audience loves to hate. Sometimes because she brought them with her for something to do while the rest of the group handles any puzzle bits.<br/><br/><br/>Physical Description: The very epitome of an evil queen, Menzoza has got it all. Tall, dark skin, long light hair and rather impractically large breasts. Name an evil queen who didn't have a good rack. You can't because it comes with the job. She also has a very good singing voice and an evil laugh to die for. Not literally though, she doesn't kill people, you'd know that if you'd paid attention.<br/><br/>Character on/offs: They signed up as an outlet for their general drownishness. Mainly it involves being a terrible person to people who deserve and also those who don't. Very much a BDS girl. She's heard of the M, that's everyone else right?<br/><br/>Player on/offs: It's all in the bio go read the bio, I am too lazy to retype my bio! (https://elliquiy.com/forums/onsoffs.php?u=56375) If it isn't listed and you're not sure drop me a PM and we'll see.