<div class="floatleft">(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/4/44/982aa5c0b1a43606f472a9273c0c9bef.jpg)   </div><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong>Patch</strong></span><br/><strong>HP:</strong>22/22<strong>AC:</strong>13<strong>Passive Senses:</strong>15<br/><strong>Status:</strong>Plannin' and Schemin'<br/>Character Sheet (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=223930)<br/><hr/><br/>Patch listened attentively -- or at least looked at the appropriately presented diagrams -- as his fellows offered up portions of the Master Plan. Eventually it was his turn to speak.<br/><br/>"I like this plan. It's got balls. I've got an idea to make it ballsier. We've gotta lure those shitbrains out, and I think I have a way. Only thing is it's gonna be dangerous for somebody, but it'll be a riot if it works. I'm thinking that somebody is probably... you." Patch pointed a clawed finger at Snow. "Yeah, you've got the skills for it."<br/><br/>"So here it is." Patch produced three small bottles -- purple, green and clear. There were no labels on the vials. He pushed them forward a few inches one by one as he spoke. "This one here, this makes you big. Ettin big. Only lasts about two minutes though, so you gotta time it. This green one here, this makes you look like an ettin, or any other damn thing you want. But for this plan, it's an ettin. A sexy, half-naked female ettin. What makes ettin's sexy? Hell if I know. Tits, I guess. Maybe four of 'em? Lasts about twenty minutes. And this last little one, which tastes like dog piss, sorry in advance, lets you understand what all four of those heads are saying, if you get 'em talking. You can't talk, just listen. Twenty minutes on that one too."<br/><br/>"So you shoot up all three of these and go waltzing up to the cave with a big old barrel of ham under your arm. Hell, even if they're gay everybody likes ham. Wiggle your hips, flutter all four of your eyes and get 'em drooling. Best case: You make 'em jealous and get the two of them fighting over you. The more they fight each other, the less there is for us to clean up. Worst case: You at least pull 'em out of the cave, draw their attention, and set us up to backstab their asses with a two-ton boulder. And then we set off all the fireworks. And I guess shoot 'em with a fucking cannon? Did I hear that right? Awesome."<br/><br/>"Only downside here, Snow, is that you're gonna have one fucking killer headache after, and if the worm gets in your gut you're gonna be craving more. Then we tie you down for a couple of days and sweat it out of you. You know the drill. I'll make you some soup."<br/><br/><hr/><strong>OOC:</strong><br/>Alchemical extracts, with the Infusion discovery so others can use them:<em>Enlarge Person, Disguise Self, Comprehend Languages</em>.<br/><br/>Also, GM, can you edit the title of the thread to include everybody now?<br/><hr/>