And since we are in old London tan, brush up on your British slang, you wankers! http://www.effingpot.com/slang.shtml<br/><br/>EDIT: Backstory applied.<br/><br/>EDIT EDIT: Jaded, what's the nature of the telepathic bond with the Tear? Is it just an exposition dump, or is it more like, say, Na'Vi from Legend of Zelda and we can have conversations with it?