http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=13414<br/><br/>(https://i.imgur.com/xknQcOd.jpg)<br/><br/>Ah yes, the life of luxury and comfort soon shall be mine! After slaving away for a few thousand years taking care of the honored dead in Elysium, which requires far too many orgies, massages, drunken party orgies, massage orgies, and open air bath orgies, does a poor abused immortal girl such as myself finally earn a few centuries of vacation on the material realm! Nobody has earned this more than I have had, as there will be plenty of excitement and meeting valiant mortal warriors fighting against evil maidens and saving innocent dragons from bondage.<br/><br/>Cushioned in the bubble of planar energy as I make my descent through the layers of the multiverse and eventually come screaming through the fabrics of reality into the correct dimension. Just not quite at the right angle of descent and going too fast!? Who built these things, leprechauns!? Screaming the whole way down and smashing into the sand with a nice wallop, the cushion taking most of the energy as I swirl about and pop free and plop on down into the sand.<br/><br/><strong>"Geez...if I knew it was going to be this rough I would have had sprung for first class seating!"</strong>Mumbling to myself over leasing contract work to the cutest bidders, while looking about the crater and finding something important missing.<strong>"Where is my luggage!?"</strong>Screaming at no one in particular as I rummage about in the sand for a bit before the heat and the oppressive sun starts affecting me like I was some commoner. All of which is quickly remedied with a endure elements spell, sighing in relief as it sinks in.<br/><br/>Getting back to the task at hand, kicking the sand about and mumbling even more while looking for lost luggage. Eventually stumbling across my emergency backup greatsword, hefting it out of the sand and giving it a few swings for reassurance. Nodding in satisfaction and making a mental note to complain to the travel agency once I find a suitable temple with the proper communications suite. Finding a door while searching as well through the sand, finding that rather odd, but this is my first trip to the material plane, so what do I know? Giving the door a few good kicks for reassurance before pressing onto more important matters.<br/><br/>Cresting the ridge of the crater and seeing the town off to the distance, which doesn't look impressive at all. Where is the gleaming gold and silver towers that span into the heavens? One cannot seriously expect to call<em>that</em>a city, but I just shrug to myself and take it up with the fact that mortals can only accomplish so much after what, 3000 years of civilization? I've been to parties that lasted longer than that!<br/><br/>Humming to myself in celestial while hiking off towards the "City" of Luxury, if the travel guide can be trusted to get current human civilization correctly. My common may be a bit rusty, but I can read minds anyway, so it shouldn't be that big of a problem. Keeping a look out for anything moving out here in the desert as I make my way to civilization and see about finding a drinks trolley.<br/>