<div class="floatright">(https://storage.googleapis.com/dream-machines-output/01eac80d-bd6f-4771-8717-5cea6248bb0c/0_0.png)</div><div class="floatleft">(https://i.imgur.com/6VPIEHp.png)</div><strong>PLAYER NAME:</strong>Eduardo<br/><strong>MAJOR:</strong>Engineering<br/><strong>FROM:</strong>Battle Creek, Michigan<br/><strong>CHARACTER NAME:</strong>GM, Oliver<br/><strong>CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:</strong>Male astral elf wizard sage<br/><br/>Eduardo grinned at Nickolas.<br/><br/>"Yeah, the<em>dungeon master</em>," Eduardo said, with a small affectation that implied that he despised the name.   "I prefer 'Game Master' or 'GM.'"  He then took a glance at Nick's sheet.  It was a cursory glance to say the least but there were two things that amused him a great deal.  The first, that Nick wanted to play as an attractive elven woman.  The second, that this attractive elven woman was<em>evil.</em><br/><br/>He was just about to say something about it when, suddenly, there appeared Billie in the doorframe of the study room.  Eduardo was stunned.  His jaw was open, and, it must be conceded, he failed his will save against Billie's innate charm.<br/><br/>“Uh, hey!” Billie said.<br/><br/>Silence from Eduardo.<br/><br/>“I can wait outside if you guys are discussing secret stuff. I honestly don’t mind," she then added.<br/><br/><em>What?</em>Eduardo thought.<em>She wants to play Dungeons and Dragons?  <span class="bbc_u">No way</span>.</em>That thought struck Eduardo as particularly sexist.  Really attractive women could like Dungeons and Dragons, too, Eduardo thought, chiding himself.   "Wait, do you... do you want to play Dungeons and Dragons?" Eduardo asked.  She hadn't said so.  Context clues?  Were there context clues?  Eduardo scanned Billie, trying to discern the reason for her presence, but couldn't find any.  But then he realized that it might look like he was checking her out!<em>FUCK!</em><br/><br/>He didn't wait for Billie's answer.<br/><br/>"You don't have to wait outside," he said, standing up now.   "Uh, I'm Eduardo, the dungeon master, and this is Nickolas.  He's playing the..."  He quickly scanned Nick's character sheet.  "Eladrin Bard.  Do you have a character?"<br/><br/>