<br/><div class="floatright">(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/FujinAkari/MystcharCaster.jpg)<br/></div><strong>Lexiralithera "Lexi" (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=237173.msg12187462#msg12187462)</strong><br/><em><br/>Lexi blinks several times and tilts her head to one side, considering.  She purses her lips a bit and opens, her mouth.  Then she shuts it again.  Eventually, with apparently all the nuance and digression she was able to muster, she said </em>"Well... that isn't the WORST offer I've ever heard..."<br/><br/><em>She leans back in her newly-acquired chair and broke into a grin at the man's request for a story.  She reached up and rubbed at the side of her nose a few times and then made a show of stretching.</em>"You want the truth huh... seems awful boring to me... I could tell you a terrific story about how a travelling minstrel fell in love with a corpse and-  no?  Bah, but the truth has so much less FLAIR!"<br/><br/><em>She crossed her arms under her breasts and put on her very best pout for several seconds, and then shrugged.</em>"Well!  For me... I'm here to keep an eye on 'Noki.  I mean, have you TALKED to him?  He's kind of terrible at communicating and doesn't really understand people... like... even other elves, I'm sure he's even worse at you round-ears!"<em>She grins a bit, making the statement almost sound like a pet name for humans,</em><br/><br/>"Other than that... ummm... I'm Lexi!  I am super good at reading people and don't really see individuals as either an obstacle or something to be ignored... so... just think of me as a soft, curvy version of 'Noki without all the things that make 'Noki annoying!"