attack: sly flourish so it doesn't retreat, and I get chrisma damage 1d20+13=33, 1d6+10=15 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2675235/)<br/>bloody hell I wish I could attack twice with the two handed attack. and I CAN't move Die tenty tent DIE<br/>Cypher was moving to escape the loving caress of the tower, the thought of an inanimate object trying to make out with an animated construct... actually that had a strange, not irony, something else. as Cypher mulled over these thoughts and limped his way to freedom from these lustful urges that were worming under his armor, the campsite, his refuge sprung to life and charged him.<br/>"oh dragon's balls..." he was assalted by random items flying at him, a tent wrapping around him and ensnaring him "GET OFF ME" he screamed as felt it tighten, particularly around the groin, showing off his physque and arousal a bit more than he'd like, he moved his blade enough to attack, he slit the tent up the side, trying to free himself, it was an awakward position (-2 works in) but it worked....<br/>that little military voice didn't go off, just a little voice going "fuck fuck fuck... get off... I wonder how riya would look in a see through silk dress... ack get out of my head..."