The false penis from the Book of Erotic Fantasy<em>is</em>6,000 gp.<br/><br/>"This realistic looking-phallus and testicles are carved from a piece of exotic wood and has a flat base.  Despite the material, the false penis is slightly warm and fleshlike to the touch.  When a female humanoid . . . places the false penis over her own genitalia, it bonds with the skin.  After 1 round, the false penis changes until it matches th eskin tone of the wearer and functions normally as if she were in fact a male -- the wearer can choose the size of the penis.  As long as the false penis is worn, the wearer is capable of engaging in sex and impregnating another female.  As her own genitals are covered, the wearer is capable of engaging in sex and impregnating another female.  As her own genitals are covered, the wearer cannot get pregnant while wearing the false penis.  It does not bond with the skin of the male, or any creature type other than humanoid, monstrous humanoid, or fey."