"The witch who put this curse on me, my wife, my sister, and my three former adventuring partners.  The witch knows I'm alive like this...probably cackling at me.  But my family likely assumes I've simply abandoned them or that I've been killed.  My former teammates...knowing how stubborn they are, they might still be searching for me.  I insisted on taking on the witch without them, thinking that she would be an easy one to fell, so they don't know my fate.  All the more reason for me to stay in this place, because they're stubborn mules who'd recognize me the moment they saw me."<br/><br/>"...Oh, and our cat, Miele."