(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/92/74/a9/9274a9d9051c15cb7c9c0510d636fb95.png)<br/><strong>Ansur, The Great One<br/>Pirate Treasure chamber<br/>Tag: Serra, everyone </strong><br/><br/>"Hoioioi, pretty sure that cloth is -not- silk.<span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 8pt;">Well it's an improvement but still. I have you know I am best handled exclusively with freshly washed silk.</span>" The sword complained. "Well, you are certainly more well mannered than these drunk pirates, the audacity of calling me 'conceited' and 'mouthy' to transcribe their vile lingo..." The sword huffed.<br/><br/>"So for now, I, The Great Ansur, shall assist you!" It declared. "The compass doesn't point north, that's for sure. Captain Brownbeard suspected it points to whatever one's heart desires, but that wasn't it either. It is different for different people, but not sure where it leads.<br/>Ohohoho.. the ring.. ohohohoho.. there's a reason it's in chains and that reason I do not feel like disclosing." Quickly moving on the sword continued: "You see a dusty, old lamp, why, pick it up, give it a rub, try it out, guess what happens. If I were you .... well, I'd be depressed for not being me, but I'd also definitly snatch up the lamp, who wouldn't want their wishes fulfilled? I could wish for a scabbard worthy of holding me, for starters.. wait, no.. if I picked up the lamp and was you, I'd wish to be me again, Hah! Though I think the inhabitant is not that powerful..." He - the sword definitly sounded like a he- mused.<br/><br/>"The Scroll-case contains half of a treasure map. Not sure where the other half is-err I mean, I know of the other halfs location too, but where's the fun in just telling you." Ansur explained, before going on:<br/>"As for the feather, pretty sure it's from an angel, I of course know more, but do not feel like sharing<br/><br/>As for other wisdoms of the Great One.. hmn..<br/><br/>Do not use me as a sex toy. Trust me, it's happened, I know I am amazing, but one end of me is spikey and kind of sharp, the other exquisitely sharp. I do not particularly care for your fleshy bits, but I do not wish to get.. stains in hard to clean places. This is an entirely professional relationship.<br/><br/>On that note, however, I can totally see half your nipples if you press me up to your dress like this. Pretty sure everyone can."<br/><br/>(The sword is as.. nice as it gets through rolls at this point. :P<br/>-also, picking up and throughoutly questioning Ansur I'm gonna count as using up da rounds of attention here.)