<div align="center"><hr/><em>"A lecherous human bard that could charm the skirt off any woman that he meets but leaves many of them with child, never to be seen again. <br/>This story is not about the Bard but about you, among his bastard children who meet up and form a party for a seemingly unrelated quest. <br/>Not knowing your personal agendas are one and the same: finding your father. As the epic crescendoes, the Bastards reconcile one by one."</em><hr/><table class="bbc_table"><tbody><tr><td><div align="center"><br/>(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/3/3e/XlwE.gif)(https://i.imgur.com/HJEpViz.gif)</div></td><td>                  </td><td><div align="center"><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: georgia;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 10pt;">THE   BARD'S</span><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;">BASTARDS<br/>N S F W</span><br/></span></strong></div></td><td>                 </td><td><br/><div align="center">(https://i.imgur.com/gUwb8ki.gif)(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/3/3c/ParchedEminentBustard-small.gif)</div></td></tr></tbody></table><br/><hr/><br/><div align="center"><table class="bbc_table"><tbody><tr><td><div align="center">(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/b/bd/C886f267664ab73d973f174a7f660ca0.gif)</div></td><td>          </td><td><div align="center">(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/a/a6/Dump_4.gif)</div></td></tr></tbody></table></div><br/><hr/><div align="center"><em>Raunchy and torrid tales told by bawds.<br/>For there are no bards here.</em><br/><br/>(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/e/ec/Animated-music-note-image-0012.gif)</div></div>