Meanwhile, across the pillar of light, is where I sit, coaxing another beer down my throat and giving the other patrons at the table a impressive blech of appreciation. Laughing along with them and pounding the table with the stout mug, flicking my adorable pink tail in the air for no good reason. Sitting there and trying my best to ignore the cat wails that is considered music, coming out of that unlady-like Gylou. Ugh. If I wasn't a kind of heart and decent succubus, I would be up on that stage and exerting my professional ethics into the mix. In any case, I do my best to drone her out with lewd jokes for the others in and around the table.<br/><br/><strong>"Say now, have you gentlemen heard this one before? <br/><br/>A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"<br/><br/>The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."<br/><br/>Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"<br/><br/>He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."</strong><br/><br/>(46 perform oratory)<br/><br/>Laughing along with the good guys and taking another drink, not even getting slightly tipsy, all thanks to my Master teaching me the fine art of drinking a lot without passing out! Hiccuping a little as I keep on laughing and spilling booze all over the place, sitting there wearing just a beautiful black satin corset and matching skirt, no panties. On top of two bags firmly secured to my hips, and a whip attached to the belt as well, curled up. Flapping my wings and how no one could not mistake me for some demon, most likely a succubus, as my horns are also a rather dead give away.<br/><br/>Asking the fine gentlemen another fine question,<strong>"Hey! Which would you gentlemen like better, another sexist joke, or a strip dance on this table?"</strong>