After a successful job unloading some cargo that was mysteriously shaped like a group of slavegirls, you have collected your money and prepare for hyperspace towards your favorite orgy planet for some much needed vacation. The jump to hyperspace goes smoothly and without a hitch, as it will take a few days while traveling to get to your target designation on the unfashionable western arm of the spiral galaxy.<br/><br/>During one brisk morning, however, the entire ship seems to lurch a few feet to the inside left. Which is quite alarming, especially with all of those alarms starting to go off. With the ships onboard computer getting online over the speakers that are all over the ship. "Hey Guys! This is Eddie, your ships onboard computer! I am so happy to report that the starboard engine has exploded! Hyperspace shunt shall commence in 3...2....1...."<br/><br/>At which point the ship falls out of hyperspace without an engine, which is much like slamming into a brick wall going full speed. Everything not nailed down goes flying forward and into any conveniently placed walls or doorways. All the while the alarms change pitch and start sounding more like big band music for some reason, all the while the speakers chime up again. "Hey Guys, Eddie here again! I just think it would be more relaxing if we had some proper alarms going off, as the ship spins and crashes into this wonderful planet that I found! 30 seconds until planet-fall guys, good luck!"<br/><br/>All the while the ship is rattling and shaking and doing all sorts of spins, as it falls through atmo, heating up the armor plating along the way. The big band music keeping up with its lovely tunes as Eddie fires up maneuvering thrusters and de-accelerator drives. "Oh boy, wasn't that fun gang!? Going through a planets atmosphere without a proper flight plan sure is exciting! 5 Seconds until landing guys."<br/><br/>The ship hitting the ground with plenty of force, making all of  you not strapped down bounce about inside for added hilarity. The landing rockets barely managed to fire before the hard landing, and the landing gear thankfully deployed in time. The big band music keeping up for a few seconds afterwards before Eddie turns them off, with the sounds of pipes hissing and other exploding from power fluctuations. The ship hasn't exploded, yet, so the reactor core is still intact, as is the lights, so damage does seem to be minor for the time being.