The guard laughs as slind fires his crossbow towards him, stepping out of the way as it fails to hit the mark. A low rumbling could be heard from upstairs, as the guard with a spear laughs some more. "<strong>You guys are gonna get it now!" </strong>He shouts as he charges forward, aiming for the guy who tried to shoot him with his crossbow! However, he not only wasn't able too hit Slind with the spear as he charged, but the moron Tripped, and fell flat on his face.<br/><br/>A facepalm from the recently arriving mage could be heard as he shouted behind him.<strong>"We could really use some help out here...</strong>"  He stared at the built human, ready to cleave him with an axe then to the door behind him, a loud audible "click" could be heard, being the door was now locked. He grumbled, obviously not wanting to deal with this today, he attempted too make the big guy with an axe flee, stepping forward his eyes flashing as he gestures his head "Flee!" (Command, DC 12 Will save)<br/><br/>The two halfling girls were able to put the fire out before it got too bad, the table slightly scorched. It would have been bad if that hadn't been put out, afterall, the house burning down would probably have pretty bad effects. It looks like things are settling down as the waves of cultist seem to be dying down. However, a loud crash could be heard upstairs, as a pair of men in heavy armor, with large metal shields make their way into the fray. Jumping down and holding their battleaxes as they stand in defensive position, there landing causing the room to shake. They see the pile of bodies you guys have made and scoff.<strong><strong>"It seems like our guard team isn't up to Snuff brother"</strong></strong>One says turning his head to the other.<br/><br/><strong>"Indeed not, they were practically, dead on arrival" </strong>There was a pause and then a shared laugh between the two sick armored guards, a mortified mage cultist and a prone spear wielder were obviously not impressed with these god awful puns.<br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">OOC</div><div class="spoiler_body">Spear Guard D attack Slind: Natural 1, Critical Miss (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=61261) <br/>(<strong>DM note</strong>: Again, I PROMISE i'm not doing this on purpose. I even took a screen shot because even IM having a hard time believing these guys are getting such shit rolls.)<br/>Spear Guard D is now Prone. <br/><br/>Mage E uses Command on Øystein to flee. DC 12 will save or he moves as far away as possible. <br/><br/>Armorknight F arriving from B1-2, moves to C3-1. <br/>Armorknight G arriving from H1-2, moves to G3-1. <br/>Spends actions making awful puns at comrades expense. <br/>The headache that Lydia had feeling lifts (letting her reroll her stats real quick, because they really are pretty awful.)<br/></div></div><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">map</div><div class="spoiler_body">(http://i.imgur.com/NsZil9N.png)</div></div>