I can see it now...<br/><br/>"You got lost... going to the bathroom... and that's how you ended up with your legs tied to a broomstick, arms tied behind your back, and entirely covered in semen?"<br/><br/><em>"...Yes?"</em><br/><br/>Damian stares skeptically for a moment then shrugs. "Fair enough."<br/><br/>Though, that is also assuming you don't roll a 1 with your bluff check. :P