<div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=349570.msg16429668#msg16429668">Quote from: LewdiKris on 19-03-2023, 12:23:27</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">Okay. Hear me out. Hera's patron is fantasy Alex Jones.<br/><br/>He's Targon Embertongue, a popular and infamous presenter of a magical 'radio show' based out of the depths of the hells. He's an overweight, obnoxious devil who constantly rails and rages about the fact that (according to him) the divine and unholy beings of the planes are actually all in one secret club, the ideas of good and evil are a lie made to oppress the masses and the whole concept of an afterlife based on morality is a con for the angels, devils, demons, etc to gather souls. Hera isn't all that invested in the conspiracy, but her lack of charisma and her her hard headedness means that she had few options.<br/><br/>Additionally, he sells dubious magical supplements. Things that are intended to give short term boosts to strength, speed or stamina, but often have... <em>inconvenient</em> (But temporary) side effects including but not limited too, Intoxication, temporary breast growth, animal ears/tails, etc. <br/><br/>Super open to feedback and suggestions, but I think this could be hilarious.<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>I think that could work wonderfully! Trying to shill magical supplements while decrying the entire system as being rigged by unholy and holy elements sounds like it would be a ton of fun! You know you've got to get some of Targon's Tonics!<br/><br/><hr/><br/>Lovely, lovely, lovely! I think we have things in more or less a position that we can launch! We can always add new things later, whether retconned in or just introduced! I'll make the post and then reference it back here!