Giggling some more at how adorable the pervert bard can be. Which earns him another pet as I deal with the issue,<strong>"Yes yes, with my luggage gone I do need to procure new sex toys and baking ingredients. Luckily my planar drop exposed some ancient ruins, and if there is anything I have learned from reading thousands of romance novels, is that there is bound to be something exciting down there to fight and be heroic and awesome against!"</strong>Being all cheery and romantic about the idea of getting to fight evil for a chance, chatting it up with my minion over my favorite romance novels. Which, even from second hand experience, sound like the most sappy written stories every written ever.<br/><br/>Good thing then, for the mortals, that these novels were lost in my luggage. Oh well. Properly finishing off the crisps and standing back up and addressing the Inn full of drunks and random people.<strong>"I shall return from my heroic and holy quest to investigate these ruins soon enough my dewildered mortal friends. Fear Not! I shall return with shinies for everyone!"</strong><br/><br/>Making a quick flourish and then proceeding to shock anyone sober enough to pay attention. Giving the bard a wink before blinding him with a flash of divine light. My whole body shimmering and shapechanging into a 5 foot ball of divine energy. Hovering there for a few seconds before shooting out of the open door with intense speed and perfect flight. Hovering on the street a split second before shooting off at a perfect 90 degree turn straight up into the air and then shooting off back to the crater.