<strong>Scene 1: Faru and Zain</strong><br/><br/><div class="floatleft">(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/67/8d/03/678d03bf7c12b399b4b90039210b348e.jpg)</div><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: impact;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;">Mouser</span></span><br/>Human Rogue/Bard, 11 HP, AC 19<br/><em>Known for biting off more than he can chew.</em><br/><hr/><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=332200.msg15853340#msg15853340">Quote from: Zaer Darkwail on 13-05-2021, 20:17:13</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">"Calm down, we aren't here cause of Barnaby!"<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>"That's exactly what someone who was here because of Barnaby would say!" Mouser cried as Zain CHASED him down like A DOG.  Or so Mouser thought.<br/><br/><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=332200.msg15853358#msg15853358">Quote from: Kathadon on 13-05-2021, 20:32:58</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">Faru looked in askance to Zain, his eyebrows raised for a moment. "Fine! If you do not want to meet our Captain then we will return the message to <strong>HER</strong>." He yelled after the fleeing man. "I am sure that <strong>SHE</strong> will be disappointed, but we can always find another local guide for all the gold <strong>SHE</strong> is offering. The stable boy would probably do it for free for how <strong>beautiful she is</strong>." He turned and made to walk back the way the pair had come. <br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>Mouser stopped in his tracks.  He turned to look at Faru with a narrowed glance and a tilted head.  Had he heard him properly?  Was he telling the truth?  Was there a totally bodacious firm-bodied female on the continent, finally?  Or was Faru just jesting?<br/><br/>"You're lying," Mouser said.   "And it's a mean lie.  I haven't been with a woman for the better part of a year.  And -that- is tough, pal.  Especially when you're as good-looking as me.  All the fellows here want to fuck me because they think I look like a girl.  And I'm not saying I'm NOT into it, but I prefer women.  Does that make sense?"<br/><br/>Mouser rubbed his palms together and then peered at Faru closely.<br/><br/>"All right, go on, tell me about her."