At 2014-04-23 12:35:15, MistressVoluptas (uid: 52118) rolls: 2d6a+5 Result: 12 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=57593)<br/>The bouncing, heaving weight of her chest was too much for her garment and it rips wide opening revealing her bare, gigantic breasts and her well endowed dual sexed nature. With a immodest shrug the warrior priestess merely merely greets the sun with indifference. This was hardly her first time exposing herself in public besides she had bigger worries with this weird wreck.<br/><br/><br/>Rather confused by why the strange girl was talking so slowly all of the sudden or that she apparently missed her introduction earlier the buxom warrior priestess put two and 5 together and got 2 and decided it must be a hearing thing so she starting talking louder<br/><br/>"Like I said my name is Sayako Hyuka SAY-A-KO HYU-KA I can't write it sorry, but I can repeat it as much as you'd like. Oh and for your question um, sexual crimes?<br/><br/>She folds her arms under her enormous and ponders for a moment<br/><br/>"Hmm well I have been told I was so sexy it was a crime by the surprising amount of royal breast or Penis or sometimes both inspectors we have in this country. Seriously theres like tweleve in every tavern, but I've already served my sentence on that via spanking and sexual favors. Like lots and lots of time over and over already. It's super unfair!<br/><br/>She says yelling and throwing her panties into the ocean. "NO JUSTICE NO UNDERPANTS!"<br/><br/>then blushing she tries to get back to her earlier answers<br/><br/>"Other than that there was this one extremely well endowed bandit who kept trying to rob everyone with his "Big red oni club" but it did really feel like a club going in, but you don't have to worry about him I took his club and tossed into the woods myself...he was super not happy about being "disarmed" Oh and there was that one girl who accidentally smothered her girlfriend with her chest, but that was ages ago trust me. Those things are like totally no longer a threat after like 30 years.