<div class="floatleft">(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/8e/9f/07/8e9f07754d1df0b7526d76ff267edd4f.jpg)</div>Name: Evan Tempest'ive (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=906851)<br/>Tagging: Store Staff, Lauriel<br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">~Legend~</div><div class="spoiler_body">Blue text= Common   Green Text= Elvish   Pink Text= Sylvan   Italics= <em>Thoughts</em></div></div><hr/>The missus, Almedia started groping. "Measuring," so she said. She kinda... knows what... she's doing. He looked away at the back room, trying to keep his attention off of the smooth motion on his crotch. What he saw was the busty bosoms of the titular twins. That DEFINITELY wasn't helping either...<br/><br/>Trying to adjust himself and distract from it, he speaks to the handsy Elven lady, "Ehem, so... come here often? Oh wait, that's dumb, you work here..."<br/><br/>Lauriel quickly came in for the save. Nice time too, but Evan hoped she couldn't see his member growing... "Yes, dear, let us go to a back room and discuss how we things for the ceremony, like colors, and linen, and copulation!" Addressing the lady again, he bowed briefly, "I shall hand my pants to my future bride, and she will had them to you. Thank you for your... diligence."<br/><br/>Evan attempted to dodge the eyes (and the mass of breasts) from one of the changing rooms as the two Wood Elves started walking towards the back to a nearby one (close enough to hear any hijinks that the twins provide.) He also whispered to Lauriel, "So... Is this a real marriage? Did we get arranged? Do I have to pay a dowery?"<br/><br/>"... Do I have to take my pants off? I feel a ...stiff... draft, or something... Wait no, not stiff!"<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Rolls</div><div class="spoiler_body"><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Sleight of Hand</div><div class="spoiler_body">Hide the "staff"... 1d20a2 Result: 13 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=95136)</div></div><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Deception</div><div class="spoiler_body">Distract from the "staff"... 1d20a2 Result: 13 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=95137) Same roll, seriously...</div></div></div></div>