With a long and varied history of ice shortages, the Championship of Not Getting Kicked In The Crotch is surprisingly popular.  To watch, that is.  Though women's rights protesters demanded the dissolution of the tournament for years, they were recently placated with the start of the Championship Of Not Getting Punted In The Cunt.  For some reason, this became even more popular to watch.<br/><br/>There was a small crowd of guys hooting and hollering around the small arena.  "In this corner, newcomer to Big City's tournament scene, Maxamillian Acanthope!"  Some cheers, a few claps.  "And in this corner, undefeated champion of Not Getting Kicked In The Crotch for four years running, BIGFOOT!"  The crowd bursts into cheers and pre-emptive sympathy pain groans, as a rather small man enters the arena with a very large oversized boot on his right leg.  Then he takes the boot off, and his leg IS very large and oversized.  It's as if he took every muscle in his body and forced it into one leg.<br/><br/>"Fighters ready?  BEGIN!"