" Take heed, the moral of this tale, be not a borrower or a lender, and if your finances do fail, make sure your banker's not a bender, Blackadder, Blackadder, he trusted in the church, Blackadder, Blackadder, it landed him in the lurch, Blackadder, Blackadder, his life was nearly gone, Blackadder, Blackadder, who gives a toss, noone!"