With a soft 'bang' of displaced air, another squat construct of ectoplasm materializes in the middle of the room ahead of Pat. It looks a big more normal that the first one, with recognizable facial features and a body more distinguished than 'lump of goo with legs', but its most noticeable trait is still the titanic phallus protruding in front of it.<br/>v<br/>As Pat flings a small blue shard at the approaching jellyfish monster and hurries behind the wall with Bael, the dick-goblin shuffles forward, teetering against the weight of its member, right up to the base of the altar where the princess still stands, and sweeps its tumescence against her thighs and ankles with all the subtlety of a greatclub.<br/><br/>(Construct w/ Imp. Slam and Trip materializes in E7. Moves ahead 25ft to E12, attacks the Princess. Rolls 10+4=14 to-hit versus her naked and hopefully unbuffed AC, deals 7 damage. Attempts to Trip against CMD 11.)<br/>(Pat discharges Focus to manifest Crystal Shard, Crit-threat with 20+1=21, fails to confirm with 7+1=8, deals 1 slashing damage to closest jellyfish. Moves to 3B.)