<div class="floatleft">(https://img00.deviantart.net/c62f/i/2017/260/f/2/felannar_commission_by_tamikaproud-dbm5te2.jpg)</div><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: impact;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;">Oxenbridge Hewitt</span></span><br/>Character Sheet (https://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=1383223)<br/><br/><hr/><br/>The elf thanked Mina profusely, and even apologized for being insufferable.  He explained that his injuries had been nagging him for so long that he often didn't get enough sleep, which is saying something for an elf.  Though the suffered blows hadn't damaged his handsome face, Ox explained that a half-orc had flattened the bridge of his nose two years ago, and that a woman named Patricia, a somewhat notorious human duelist, had pommeled his jaw so viciously that it no longer closed shut without clicking.  The two injuries, in combination with a litany of other injuries, made it difficult for him to breathe while he slept, and that had admittedly made him a crummy bastard.   "But I think I'll make a new go at it from now on," he said.   "Probably a good night to make amends anyways."<br/><br/>The elf made small-talk afterwards, but he was coarse and almost bashful when he wasn't angry about things or talking about things that he knew about, which mostly consisted of street-fighting.  On the other hand, Ox wasn't a curious person.  He did not seem to care one whit about Mina's life as a concubine.<br/><br/>When they arrived at the castle, Ox disembarked after Mina and alighted the ground beside her.  Taking in the scenery, the elf whistled to himself and said,  "that guy's dead."  He pointed at one of the guards.  And then he pointed at another guard.   "That guy's dead, too."  He then pointed at another person, but this wasn't a guard.  At least, Ox didn't think he was a guard.   "That guy, too."  He chewed his bottom lip thoughtfully, rolled his shoulders a little, considered the words that would come out of his mouth next and, without much ado, he said:  "Motherfucker."<br/><br/>He then looked at Fen a little angrily and added,  "I've always wanted to live in a castle.  But I never thought it would look like this."  Making a gesture, he added:   "You got an undead problem."