Joyeuse's vantage point hanging onto balloons gave her an incredible view of the battleground, but more importantly her fine control over her blades let her give those werewolves the haircut of their lives! She had probably intended that to be a metaphor for how thoroughly they were cut and shaved, but as she made the first cuts of hair something inside her - pride, perhaps - sang out that if she was doing this, she was going to do it<em>right</em>. In a flurry of blade and shaving cream she had once wild fur neatly groomed, sharp points and what resembled very classy beards instead of scruff. Of course once she had them so exquisitely groomed, it was totally incongruent with the biker jackets, and her pride wouldn't allow that either, so in a sweep of swords and a smoke of activity she switched their clothes with that of three finely-dressed men who had been feeding birds.<br/><br/>By some freak accident of probability (possibly caused by the flapping of a butterfly's wings, but more likely a goose's) the wind landed top hats onto their heads. Luxuriously coiffed, dashing and a fair sight of bohemian, they were remade as new men! New... wolfmen, anyway.<br/><br/>They stood around admiring each other and themselves for a good long moment. A look passed between them, as if to say, 'you know what, old bean, we're better than this.' Another look, as if to say, 'quite right, old chap, what were we ever thinking?' And then they nodded to each other, deciding that although they were quite determined to pillage and rob the poor and unwary, they really ought to do it in a way that was more dignified.<br/><br/>One gave a stiff bow to Joyeuse. "Thank you, miss. I must apologize for our boorish behavior."<br/><br/>"Boss!" another called over to Thunderfang; he had to shout a fair bit over the constant and relentless honking of the horde.<br/><br/>"Yeah, just a second, I'll get back to you!" Boss was busy being surrounded by heroes and was more than a little worse for wear for it. Well, she was worse for wear for Cherry Twist having slapped her in the box, and surrounded by attractive people for everyone else's efforts.<br/><br/>"Boss, we're going to go become stock brokers."<br/><br/>"Yeah, right. Have fun," Boss called back sarcastically.<br/><br/>And nodding to each other, walking through the tide of geese with nary an errant step like a gentleman should, they made their exit.<br/><br/>"Wait I didn't mean it come back!" she called, but they were already gone.<br/><br/><hr/>Wolfpack defends, resulting in 7 successes. Collecting a point of Adversity to make it a Bumbling Success.<br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Rolls</div><div class="spoiler_body">At 2019-06-27 19:50:26, Guancyto (uid: 56325) rolls: 5d6 Result: 30 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=137665) Result: 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, <br/>At 2019-06-27 19:51:34, Guancyto (uid: 56325) rolls: 5d6 Result: 19 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=137666) Result: 6, 3, 5, 2, 3, <br/>At 2019-06-27 19:51:51, Guancyto (uid: 56325) rolls: 1d6 Result: 3 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=137667) Result: 3,</div></div><br/><del>Queen of Swords: 22</del><br/><strong>Cherry Twist: 16</strong><br/>Natasa: 13<br/>Luna: 12<br/>Thunderfang: 11<br/>Echo: 11<br/>Jodi Kanenfodr: 11<br/>Wild Warden: 8<br/>Magical Chroma: 7<br/><del>CAT-Focused Wolf Pack: 0</del>Coiffed and convinced to pursue a different path<br/>Horde of Energized, Hungry Geese: 0<br/><br/>Adversity Pool: 7