<em>They all fornicated for an eternity. After they were all spent, they rolled of eachother and lay panting in the grass, promising eachother an end to the futile war. And that is why, to this day, any major agreement between former enemies is sealed by a good old fashioned orgy.<br/>All the Gods agreed that fornicating was much more fun than fighting (except for the orcs, who couldn't decide wich they liked best, and quietly wondered if there were a way to combine the both). They all congratulated Bacchus and Bambii for their amazing discovery and invited them up to the Palace as Gods. They all agreed to leave the world alone for the time being. But while the Gods enjoyed their newfound peace, things started to happen in the world below. Where the juices from their love making had fallen, things started to grow. Soon minature versions of the Gods roamed Bacchanalia, and it didn't take long for them to discover this. The orcs suggested they would wipe them all out instantly, but the others voted against this, their curiosity awakened. Over the next months their new children brought them much joy, and even the orcs showed parental pride over the minature orcs achivements (wich usually consisted of hitting someone over the head with an object of some sort). But their joy were shortlived. Soon their children reverted to their original state: mud. Distraught, the gods started spilling their juices over the world with an obsession quite unlike anything previous seen. But the result was always the same, their creations turned into mud after awhile. Severly depressed, they finally gave up.<br/>They all wept for ages untill suddenly, two halflings, man and woman, rose from the sea. Their names were Gunbumble and Fizzywink and they both longed for a big family. When they found their way into the Palace they were greeted with much sorrow. When they were told why the Gods wept, they shared their grief, for the halflings also longed for offspring. They gave the matter some serious thought, and finally they thought they had the answer.<br/>"Life must grow withing life, you see!" they shouted with glee. "All we have to do is let our children grow within us and they can live forever! They won't be made of mud then, you see, they will be made of flesh!" The other Gods remained sceptical. "Is it safe?" asked Arthur. "Oh yes, nothing to worry about, a few minor side effects, but as we said, nothing to worry about." The Gods still wanted to know about the side effects, still not sure, and what they discovered didn't please them. But they did want offspring...<br/>A secret meeting was held during the night, were the men discussed their fears and missgivings about the plan. "Carrying life inside you, that's all good and well, but I just don't see why we should have to do it? I mean, I have to shave every other week or so and it's a bloody nuisance!" protested Aenetasa. "Isayielda doesn't have to deal with any of that!"<br/>"True, true," replied Arthur,"and I just don't see why we have to do all the work when we fornicate? For the better part of it Elizabeth just lies there, while I on the other hand work up a real sweat!"<br/>"Yeah, it doesn't really seem like they put their backs into it," complained Khazak-Thur, "I have to do all the heavy lifting! Except for the times she get on top, that's quite agreeable. And the thing she did with her mouth the other night, that was clever. And the time she..."<br/>"I feel your pain, brothers!" interupted Bacchus. "I just happened to casually mention how hot it would be to bring Bambii's sisters into the action, and she denied me access to her naughty places for weeks! I mean, I stick it to her as often as satyricly possible, but do I get a "thank you"? No, I get a "roll off, I'm sleeping!" How much longer will we have to suffer under this tyrany, brothers, how long!?" It was agreed then and there that it would be the women that carried the offspring. Aenetasa and Khazak-Thur stayed up all night, working in the smithy, and so great were their skill these days that they could mold and shape flesh. Aenetasa had to donate a pound of his flesh (since all the others agreed he was the most girly of the lot) so they would have something to work with. Come day break they had produced a new means of creating offspring, an O-Vary and a W-Omb. But because they hadn't had the delicate touch of their wives during the creation, the result was flawed.<br/>The men gave the women an ultimatum: agree to their ruling or suffer another war. The women didn't like the ultimatum one bit, especially Cheitunturnray. "You gonna put what up my what!? Bugger off!" Enraged over the betrayal, she flew off, never to be seen again.<br/>The rest of the women reluctantly agreed, they wanted to avoid another pointless war. Besides, babies...could be fun, right? They each recieved a new set of the organs made by Aenetasa and Khazak-Thur.<br/>Soon the world was populated with the Gods offspring, and peace reigned...or did it?</em>