"So far, no less than seventy-eight women have been abducted by this strange entity," the man explained to her.  "You're the only one to have come back so far."  He leaned in further to stare at her.  "So what's the deal?  An alien invasion?  Investigation of our species?  Does Mars need moms?"  He started running his hand down her leg.  "You're a lovely woman; I can certainly see why he'd want to abduct you in the first place..."