<div class="floatleft">(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/e2/64/0c/e2640cf973ac6b6a975a3eef4b02b138.jpg)</div><strong>Meera Shatterstar (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=299038.msg14627319#msg14627319)</strong><br/><strong>HP:</strong>27 / 27<strong>Armor Class:</strong>17<strong>Touch Armor Class:</strong>13<strong>Flat Footed Armor Class:</strong>14<br/><strong>Initiative:</strong>21 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=129501)<br/><strong>Speed:</strong>30ft<strong>CMD:</strong>19<strong>Saving Throws:</strong>Fort +5; Ref +3; Will +1<br/><strong>Raging:</strong>No<strong>Rage Rounds Left:</strong>11 / 11<br/><strong>Tagging:</strong>Everybooty<br/><br/><hr/><br/>Ok, so, Meera did feel a<em>little</em>silly about the whole "Anchor Chain" thing, but in her defence, she'd never been on a ship in her life! Rovana hadn't exactly made it clear<em>how</em>to winch up the anchor, and for all she knew, the winch could have...um...ejected the sails or something! She'd only ever read about ships in books, and surely different ships could have different ways of pulling up the anchor? Besides! Weren't pirates supposed to do things the hard way? Flex a little, show off, show a bit of swagger? How intimidating was it that one of the people trying to steal your ship had just literally ripped the anchor out of the ground with her bare hands, on her own?! I mean, surely that had to play on the minds of whoever was gonna come up that ramp! It seemed that Rovana was amused, if nothing else, and she certainly hoped that despite her minor landlubbing hiccup, she'd at least inspired a bit of admiration from the scurvy sea-reaver in regards to her strength and her willingness to take on what she thought was a tough job! Either way, the anchor was up, and it seemed like their first pirate battle was upon them!<br/><br/>Rovana took the helm - as she should, being the captain! - and left the rest of them to hold the ship until they managed to get out of harbor, which was looking to be a tall order indeed; the door to the Inn flew open, spilling out pirates that - presumably - were the previous owners of the Red Whore. There was some disappointingly trite back and forth banter between the captains, and honestly, Meera had to say that she'd heard stronger cursing from her father when he'd stubbed his toe on the rake that one morning! She thought that pirates were supposed to at least be good at<em>trash-talk,</em>but no, apparently not! Yeah yeah, she was a stupid blonde bimbo, whatever. Like she hadn't fuckin' heard<em>that</em>one before. Really, her first time being insulted in a pirate duel, and it had been so<em>limp-dicked</em>and<em>boring.</em>Kinda like how she imagined he was with the wenches, too.<em>See?!</em>She'd come up with a better insult in her head! She knew that pirates were kinda limited by having to use the language o' the sea, but surely a captain should be more creative than that! She snorted and spat over the side as she turned and rushed to the gangplank, taking up position at the top of the walkway, drawing her axe to heft it in both hands in preparation.<br/><br/>Regardless of the dullness of their tongues, their blades were still plenty sharp and the best way to handle them was inevitably gonna be to hold the choke point. This was about holding the ship and escaping, not wiping out the crew. Of course...that didn't mean she couldn't show them how insults were done down her way.<strong>"Psh, 'landwhale?' Tha' th' best y' can do? I guess y'r tongue's better't pleasurin' y' parrot than 't is at spittin' poison! Get a pretty dress, 'n leave the reavin' t' the <em>real</em> pirates!"</strong>Was taunting them a good idea? Probably not. But honestly, this just reminded her of the banter and scuffles in the fields with the boys of her village when she was young; men were all the same, deep down, fragile egos and large prides to go with them. Besides, in her travels, she'd discovered that...well, she really,<em>really</em>liked fighting, and she couldn't wait for the first scurvy monkeyshit to charge their way up the gangplank and try to get past her. She had a lot of pent up aggression to get out, and these pig-lovin' seawhores looked ripe for the splitting.<br/><br/><hr/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Mechanics</div><div class="spoiler_body">1) Meera moves to the Walkplank. Not <em>on</em> it, but the first square of the ship, adjacent to the plank, blocking the way onto the ship with either her body, or her Threatened Area.<br/><br/>2) As a <em>Standard Action,</em> she Readies a Power Attack against the first enemy pirate to move within reach.<br/><br/>- Meera Rolls Attack: 1d20a5 Result: 20 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=129504) (+2 BaB, +4 Str, -1 PA)<br/>- Meera Rolls Damage: 1d12a9 Result: 19 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=129505) (+4str + 2str (Two Handed) + 3 PA)<br/><br/>3) If a Pirate tries to move past her, naturally she takes advantage of her Attack of Opportunity (which would also be a Power Attack)<br/><br/>- Meera Rolls Attack: 1d20a5 Result: 23 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=129506)<br/>- Meera Rolls Damage: 1d12a9 Result: 21 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=129507)<br/></div></div>