Here's one for you artifact-building Twilight types.<br/><br/>Stat the Luggage.   ;)<br/><br/>You know, the Luggage--the malevolent walking trunk made from sapient pearwood that used to belong to Twoflower but now sort of accepts Rincewind as his owner.  (And before you ask, we've known the technical gender of the Luggage ever since Interesting Times.)