<div class="floatright">(https://i.postimg.cc/4NGCqc6g/ae8f46fa01f710c33ffcb693f36777d7.jpg)<br/><div align="center"><hr/><table class="bbc_table"><tbody><tr><td><strong>Armor:</strong></td><td>0</td></tr><tr><td><strong>Hit points:</strong></td><td>25</td></tr><tr><td><strong>Damage:</strong></td><td>d6</td></tr></tbody></table><table class="bbc_table"><tbody><tr><td><strong>Str:</strong></td><td>16</td><td>[+2]</td><td><strong>Dex:</strong></td><td>13</td><td>[+1]</td><td><strong>Con:</strong></td><td>15</td><td>[+1]</td></tr><tr><td><strong>Int:</strong></td><td>08</td><td>[-1]</td><td><strong>Wis:</strong></td><td>09</td><td>[+0]</td><td><strong>Cha:</strong></td><td>12</td><td>[+0]</td></tr></tbody></table><hr/></div></div><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 16pt;">Mazz Merrytongue (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=318428.msg15339377#msg15339377)</span><br/><strong>Action:</strong>Mazz Feeds Herself... (and probably adds a roll in an update.)<br/><br/><hr/><br/>"Fuck me gently with a broadsword..." Mazz gasped breathlessly, her eyes widening at the bounty on display on the other side of the mirror. She called over her shoulder, unaware of the shadowy molesty danger brewing in the foyer, "You all have to see this!" Mazz scooted close to the table, and took in a deep breath of the offerings, her slimy sense of... taste, smell or whatever she had going on there, drawing her into the clutches of the beefy seduction.<br/><br/>But while Mirror Mazz stood over a plate full of herb and cheese stuffed mushrooms, Mazz herself had to stoop past her cleavage to confirm the plate was entirely empty. She looked back up at herself. They shared a deep sigh and a pensive frown at the situation. After a moment of consideration, she pointed at herself and insisted cheerfully, "See here! We are going to do a "one for you, one for me" thing! To show you how magnanimous I am on this side of the mirror, you can go first!"<br/><br/>They exchanged a thumbs up and a wink before Mazz reached out towards on of the mushroom caps, keeping her eyes on the other one. Mirror Mazz's fingers gently nuzzled the edge of the snack for a few seconds before Mazz got her bearings and course corrected. Lifting it gingerly from the plate, they toasted each other and Mazz pantomimed shoving it into her mouth.<br/><br/>She watched it pass through Mirror Mazz's lips and float merrily down her neck, before reaching for another mushroom. While she gripped air, the ooze girl on the other side of the mirror cradled it in the palm of her hand, hefting the treat for a moment before giving it a toss at the mirror. It landed against the other side of the mirror with a soft splat, leaving a sluggish trail of oil and cheese stuffing running down the looking glass. Mazz folded her arms under her chest and glowered at the mirror for a moment before deciding she'd try something bigger.<br/><br/>Again, she pantomimed reaching out to the table, her fingers catching the neck of a wine bottle on her second attempt. She lobbed it to herself underhanded, hoping it would not break the bottle. Predictably, it did. Less predictably, where the thick glass had hit the mirror there was a spider web crack. Mazz leaned over the tabletop, reaching out with both hands to grasp the massive centerpiece, a giant suckling boar with a mead soaked pear shoved in its mouth. Mirror Mazz lifted it above her head, her gooey muscles trembling under the weight of the platter, the beast and the fifteen pounds of walnut cranberry stuffing that had been loving shoved up it's backdoor.<br/><br/>There was a brief moment in which she pondered if maybe this was a really stupid idea. She weighed the cost versus benefits of making a horrible HORRIBLE mistake or getting her hands on that wild pork. And then, upon realizing it was certainly a horrible plan, she decided to do it anyways. "DINNER TIIIIIIME!" Mazz called out cheerfully before taking a step forward and lobbing the main course at herself with all of her might.