Thank yah, thank yah verah much fur havin' me here in lovly Las Vega- Oops, my elvis imimpersonations are showing through... Sorry.<br/><br/>*clears throat* It's still fun to made it this far. :)<br/><br/>Now, let the quiveling begin!<br/><br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Lydia Lovelady Bio</div><div class="spoiler_body">The busty blondebombshell took a healthy pull on the tankard of ale before she sat it down again. Her blue-gray eyes ran down to his chest and wondered what he was packing under the table. He wasn’t exactly a stellar example of man-hood, but he would do in a pinch; she better talk fast. “You want to know about me” Her full lips curled up in a bright smile, “It’s a pretty common story, not much of a story at all, but since you asked.”<br/><br/>She leaned back in her seat, a slender arm rose to touch the wall, her knuckle grazing the surface as she stretched out a foot to press lightly against his crotch under the table, the chainmail crop top lifted with her arm to expose a pierced nipple, “Well, my name’s Lovelady, Lydia Lovelady and my name suits me almost perfectly.” She leaned forward again, the chain crop topdd dropped to once again cover her boob, but they moved so alluringly under that chain. “As I said,” she pulled her foot back, mission complete… he had something in his trousers to be sure. “It’s a pretty typical story.”<br/><br/>With a small grin, she began to speak. “I was born in a little mansion on the outskirts of the capital; my parents were there, but not there, if you know what I mean?” her hand slipped under the table to scratch an itch. “I popped out backwards, or so they tell me, my umbilical wrapped around my neck, so it was a difficult delivery for mum. But, like a trooper, she came through it and that was pretty much that.” She laughed a soft, musical laugh, “Poppa says that she just squatted, pushed me out and, after the emergency, fell to the floor and screamed, ‘Not Again, Alfred!”, So, I guess that she meant it, I’m an only child.” Lydia chuckled and took another pull on the tankard, “And that’s pretty much my beginning.”<br/><br/>Lydia crossed her legs, but the only one who could see the action, and what it revealed under the chain skirt that barely covered her fabulous ass, was Frank, the bouncer. “After that rough start, I had a pretty typical childhood, parties, riding lessons, chasing boys, playing with Poppa’s gold… the usual things, don’t you think? Anyway,” The first part of the word drawn out in a quasi-bored  fashion, “The stogy old couple never liked m y taste in clothing, I mean the lack of it, I suppose. What can I say,” her arms lifted once again in a shrug that her hefty globes appeared for a moment, “I didn’t like to wear them and I was at an impressionable time of my life. Still, my fondest memories as a teen was sitting in Poppa’s lap. “<br/><br/>Lydia shook her head slowly in confusion, “Anyway, back to your desire to- massage- my story out of me.” She smiled playfully and continued, “Life really began for me when I turned 16; I lost my virginity to an arrogant son of a knight and realized what I had been missing! I mean, why didn’t anyone tell me about sex? It rocked my world, let me tell you… what a cock, my God, I still fantasize about it!” Lydia gave him a wink and patted his hand for a moment. “I’m not a sex maniac, or at least I don’t think so… I mean, it’s natural to want to do it 4 or 5 times a day…  right?” She shot him a look that common prostitutes couldn’t manage on their best day. “Poppa wasn’t happy when he found out about it and after this big blow-up, I decided to take my favorite stallion and a little of Poppa’s gold; I was out for the open road; I made sure to tell Cook to pack me a fancy picnic basket So, I had some food, some gold and…. Well, I sorta snitched his rapier too.” <br/><br/>At that moment, she chose to jump up, her tits jiggled under the top, her long legs disappearing under the skirt that just barely covered her clit ring and whipped out her sword. “Isn’t she a work of art?” She waved off the bouncer as she slipped it back into the scabbard. “Sorry Frank, you know how excited I get when  I get all excited.” With that, she dropped back down into her chair, boobs bouncing, and leaned forward toward him, the low cut neckline dropped to give him a clear shot down her top, “For a few years, I was part of this merry little band of renegades, rebels, even some rogues and, well, when I wasn’t helping out with morale, I was learning the finer arts of- thrust and withdrawal- with a blade. I mean, you could only get the lone guy up so many times before he just passes out, you know?” another grin before she wrapped a strand of butter-blonde hair about her finger, “We had a merry ol’ time, doing whatever it took to put gold in the purse.  We even fought a dragon! Well, admittedly, it wasn’t a very big dragon… I guess that he was 40 feet from nose to tail, and talk about bad breath!” Her expressive features scrunched up in a disgusted expression for a while. “And, so my life went for some time. I got the name Trouble Magnet from them- I mean, it was just so unfair! I wasn’t a trouble magnet! Just because I kept finding things like secret doors, traps and falling for the bad boy didn’t mean that I’m a trouble magnet, does it?” Once again, she shook her head in confusion. “I hardly ever  got everyone in trouble… there was that time that we had to break 3 of the girls from a prison, but that wasn’t all that hard. I mean, it’s amazing what showing off some boob and kitty can do. “She suddenly pulled her crop top up to show off her breast with their nipple piercings, “See what I mean?” and let it drop again. “They kept calling me ditzy and airhead, but I prefer free spirited and sassy, don’t you?”<br/><br/>Lydia rose and with another jiggle, sashayed around the table to the questioner. “Anyway,” she said as she straddled his lap and ran her fingers through his hair, “that’s my story, pretty typical, right?” Lydia’s bare bottom started to slowly rotate on his lap, “So… wanna rock my world big guy?”<br/></div></div><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Character Sheet</div><div class="spoiler_body">Name: Lydia Lovelady   Player: Blinkin<br/>Race: Half-Elf         Sex: Female<br/>Class: Swashbuckler-Inspired Blade      Favored Class: Swashbuckler<br/>Level: 7         EXP: 000<br/>Alignment: LN      Next Level: 000<br/><br/>Age: 25         height: 5’7<br/>Measurements: 34C-27-35   Weight: 135 lbs<br/><br/>Ability Scores: (25 point buy)<br/>STR:   12 (+1) Carry: L: 43, M: 86, H: 130<br/>DEX:   18 (+4)         Init: +7<br/>CON:12    (+1)<br/>INT:   14 (+2)<br/>WIS:   9 -1) <br/>CHA:16    (+3)<br/>Att: 16 (20 with orcs)<br/><br/>Saving Throws:         Combat:<br/>Fort:   +5      HP: 53/53<br/>Reflex:   +11   Init: +9<br/>Will:   +3      Speed: 30’<br/><br/>Offense:            Defense:<br/>BAB:   +7/+2         AC:      22<br/>TAB:   +13/+8         AC    (AC (Touch):   16<br/>Range:   +11/+6         AC   (Flatfoot):   16<br/>CMB:+8         CMD: +23<br/><br/>Class Skills: (6 per level) +3<br/>Total   Skill (CS+Ability+Modif.+SR)<br/>16   Acrobatics (DEX (3+4+2+7) <br/>20   Tumbling (Acrobatics+4)<br/>12   Appraise (INT) (3+2+0+5)<br/>12      Bluff (CHR) (3+3+2+4)<br/>7   Climb (STR) (3+1+0+3)<br/>12   Diplomacy(CHA) (3+3+2+4)   <br/>12   Escape Artist (DEX) (3+4+1+4)<br/>11   Intimadate (CHA) (3+3+0+5)<br/>8   Linguistics (INT) (0+2+0+7)<br/>11      Perception(WIS) (3+0+2+7)<br/>10   Performance (CHA) (3+3+0+)<br/>10   Sense Motive (CHA) (3+3+0+44)<br/>10   Stealth) (DEX) (3+4+0+3)<br/>12   Use Magical Device (CHA) (3+3+0+6)<br/><br/>Languages: Common, Elven, Undercommon, Sylvan, giant, goblin, Draconic, celestial, Aquatic<br/><br/>Feats:<br/>(RF=Racial Feature, CF=Class Feature, AB=automatic Bonus Progression)<br/><br/>   1st Level<br/>RF -   Exotic Weapon Prof.; whip.<br/>Fencer’s Grace: Add  Dex mod to damage instead of STR, +2 to CMD vs disarm<br/>CF -   Deeds: Daring Do, Dodging Panache, Opportune parry &amp; repost<br/>CF -   Inspired Finesse: Weapon Finesse &amp; Weapon focus; Rapiers bonus Feat<br/>CF -   Weapon Focus; Rapier: +1 to Attacks with rapier. (From Inspired Finesse)<br/>CF -   Inspired Panache (8): Points to perform deeds equal to CHA+INT mods<br/>   2nd Level: <br/>CF -   Charmed Life 3xday: Add Charisma Mod to Saving Throws.<br/>   3rd Level:<br/>Combat Reflexes: 4 additional AOO’s per round<br/>CF -   Deeds: Kip-Up, Menacing Swordplay, Precise Strike, Swashbucklers Init<br/>CF -   Nimble +1: +1 Dodge Bonus<br/>4th    Level:<br/>CF -   Piranah strike: Add +4 damage for -2 to hit<br/>5th Level:<br/>   Weapon versatility: Can change damage type as a free action.<br/>CF -   Rapier Weapon Training +1: +1 Attack &amp; +2Damage+ Improved Crit w/ rapier<br/>6th Level:<br/>CF -   Charmed Life 4/day: Same as above.<br/>7th Level:<br/>   Extra Panache: +2 panache points.<br/>CF -   Deeds: Swashbuckler’s Grace, Superior Feint, Targetted Strike<br/>CF -   Nimble +2<br/><br/>Traits/racial traits:<br/>Ability Racial Modification: +2 to any one ability score.<br/>Ancestral Arms: character gains exotic weapon Proficency, replaces Adaptable.<br/>Elf Blood: Counts as both human and elf for purposes of racial effects.<br/>Favored Class: ¼ Panache point per level. (1)<br/>Fey Thoughts: Stealth and Use Magic Device are class skills, replaces Multitalented   <br/>Keen senses: +2 to perception.<br/>Low Light Vision: Can see twice as far as humans in darkness.<br/>Shadow Hunter: gets 50% dam on ghost/spirits with normal weapons, +2 against undead attacks &amp; regains ability damage +2 per ability per day. Replaces Elven Immunities.<br/>   <br/>Curses:<br/>Increased Labido: Sex drive tripled.<br/>Stretchy: Body altered to accept any size object.<br/>Powerful Orgasms: When climaxing, character is staggered for 1 minute; can be inflated.<br/>Pheromones; orc: Emits a scent that attracts a member of the species; will take any action to claim character.<br/><br/>Traits:<br/>Overprotective: Cannot move more than 10’ from a fallen ally.<br/>Vagabon’s Child: +1 to escape artist and is a class skill.<br/>Prehensile Whip: Can use like a rope and grappling hook<br/>,Charming: +2 to diplo/bluff vs npc attracted to you.<br/><br/>Coin:         wt:<br/>   PP:   79<br/>GP:   7<br/>SP:    8<br/>CP:    0<br/>Total GP:   496.8<br/>Other Valuables: <br/><br/><br/>Equipment: <br/>+1 Rapier of Answering: 8,020 GP  (+5 vs parry &amp; riposte attacks)<br/>Dam: 1D8   Crit: 15-20 X2   Wt: 3<br/>Dagger: 2 gp<br/>Dam:1d4   Crit: 19-20(x2)   Wt: 1   rng: 10’<br/>MW Scorpion whip: 305gp (range, trip, disarm)<br/>Dam: 1D4/   Crit: x2   Wt: 2   Rng: 20’ (1d6 shocking grasp)<br/>MW Hand Crossbow: 400 (in haversack)<br/>Dam:1d4   Crit: 19-20(x2)   Wt: 2   rng: 30’<br/>+1Darkwood Buckler: 1,205 GP<br/>AC: +2   DEX --:   Skill: -0   Spell: 5%   wt: 2.5<br/>+1 Mitheral chain crop top/skirt (bikini): 1,100<br/>AC: +5   DEX +6:   Skill: -0   Spell: 10%   wt: 10<br/>Weapon/Armor Weight: 18.5<br/><br/>Item            Cost   Weight   Notes:<br/>Clit ring of tumbling:      800   1   +4 to acr. When moving through threatened or enemy occupied squares.<br/>Shaw Of Daring Deeds:   9,000   2   +2 resist, +4 1/day if used with charmed life., reroll 5/6 on Daring Do deeds.<br/><br/>Handy haversack:      2,000   5<br/>Wand of Cure Light Wounds:   750   1   2D8+5 per charge. 50 charges.<br/>Bedroll:         .2   5<br/>Bolts, crossbow (x10):   1   1<br/>Canteen (x2):         4   2   1 qt capacity<br/>Clothing, Travelers outfit:   0   1<br/>Gloves, sharkskin:      6   1    +2 Acrobatics, -2 CMD vs disarm<br/>Pouch, belt:         1   .5<br/>Rations (x8):         4   4<br/>Wrist Sheath (Spring):   5   2    10 crossbow bolts<br/>Total Weight:         32.5<br/><br/></div></div>