Ever hear of contract labor? Perhaps buying the place with the wards already in place?<br/><br/>As for dopplegangers not being ticklish, have you ever tired to tickle one to find out?<br/><br/>This reminds me of a 80's kids movie called Monster Squad... "Kick him in the nards!"<br/>"Wolfman doesn't have nards!"<br/>"Do it!"<br/>Thwack! Howl of pain and crumpes to the ground...<br/>"Wolfman has nards..."<br/><br/>But, there's always the hope that there's a sucker in the crowd, it would be fun to see if anyone goes down to try it. ;)