Kasy Downs (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=332178.25)<br/><br/><br/><hr/><br/><br/>Level 5 Half-Elf Swashbuckler<br/>HP: 60<br/>AC: 20<br/>Standard Perception: +13<br/>Panache: 5/6<br/>Charmed Life: 3/3<br/><br/><br/><hr/><br/><br/>Kasy giggled back to Bio and returned the quick, wet hug before watching the bouncing, jiggling creature... run? bounce? whatever, away and the grumpy man appeared and, again, called her a stowaway! Hasn't even one of them ever opened a dictionary? If only Kasy hadn't opened that strange book once and got flashed like she had run head first into a troll. She angled her head and looked up at him, silent for a couple of seconds as she considered, well, who knew what. Finally, she shook her head slowly, "Nope." she pronounced, "Definitely not a stowaway. A stowaway is One who hides on a ship, wagon, caravan in order to obtain free transport or to elude pursuit of another... although I've never considered how you might hide on a turnup wagon... I like turnips, by the way, so if I was going to stowaway anywhere, I guess that it would have to be a turnip wagon." She gave him her brightest smile for a moment, "In point of fact, I wasn't hiding; as slender as I am, my boobs and hips could never hide behind a mast. Nor was I seeking free transportation on a plague ship, so that really doesn't count either... As for eluding pursuit, I was more concerned with the customs officers finding me tied to a mast by a gang of inept kidnappers and have to fill out all that paperwork, with my hands tied behind me no less, so that one could work." Kasy gave him a relieved expression, "Hey, one out of three is a good start!"<br/><br/>The half-elven beauty bit her lower lip for a moment and continued her rambling reasoning, "Now, abductee, that  is much closer to the charges being slung about, that is one who has been abducted, kidnapped, taken against her will and restrained in an unannounced location for illegal pupurposes!"Relieved that was sorted out, she got to her feet and extended her hand, "Kasy Downs, Ask Bio for the details, she's an amazing intrrigator! Now, three tasks? Can't I just fuck you and be done with it? I mean, it's been a rough day for me and I might not be up to cleaning a giant stable or wrestling titans right now."