*HG gives TUP a nice long tension-buster massage.  Standing behind him, lightly pressing all ten  fingertips into his scalp, massaging in small circles, moving her hands across his head.  After ten minutes - perhaps longer - switch to laying three fingertips of eac hand against his forehead, not lightly but not firmly stroking to his temples, then down the sides of his skull in front of his ears, pausing briefly at his jaw hinges, continuing along his jawline to the point of his jaw.  Lifting fingertips away, placing them again in the center of his forehead begin again.  Rinse and repeat until his bones turn to butter.*