"You've probably either impressed someone important with your fighting skills, or else you've made someone very, very angry with you.  Unless, of course, you've volunteered...but somehow I don't think you're here willingly.  But not to worry!  Aku-Aku and I are here."<br/><br/>She beams cheerfully, as if this is supposed to somehow enhearten you.  Then she turns to her pale little sidekick and stage whispers:<br/><br/>"Aku-Aku,<em>why</em>exactly are we here, again?"