So what i'm thinking...<br/><br/>For other people's bonds...<br/>• I have a con running with Rose. (It just makes sense! River's not really interested in a payoff, but you should see the looks on their faces!)<br/>• I don't trust Gwendolyn - and for good reason! (Really? Pixies as a condiment?<em>Really?</em>)<br/>• I freed Ushie from the Arena. (I don't think River would want to see anyone chained and imprisoned, especially not a<em>cute</em>thing. let's say she also freed like a nine-foot half-owlbear ogre, just for the amusement that it would cause during the inevitable rampage.)<br/>• Serena has seen what lies in my heart. (To quote another sprite from another franchise, "<em>What cares I for human hearts? Soft and spiritless as porridge! A fairy's heart beats fierce and free!</em>" On the outside she's a cute humanoid thing with magic powers. On the inside she's an elemental force of nature, albeit a fun-size one)<br/><br/>And for mine...<br/>• "I will teach Rose to be cute, just like me!" (I'm just going by the picture, but Rose seems kind of "srs bzns" and seems like the kind of person who would appreciate waking up with pink ribbons in their hair and glitter in awkward places.)<br/>• "I have been best friends with Ushie for many years" (Has it been that long since River sprang her from the slammer? You do call it a slammer, right?)<br/>• "I am jealous of Serena" (Come on, you have illusionary powers with a snap of your fingers! That's just like, not fair!)<br/>• "I have played many practical jokes on Gwendolyn, and I plan on playing many more." (Maybe there's a reason her people eat pixies.)