Bow is the side that points ahead... with the naked woman on it and aft (or stern) is the blunt end with all of the windows.<br/><br/>And if your slippers are wet when you get up in the morning... you're in serious trouble!<br/><br/>Last tidbit... never sail with a blonde haired boy named Fredrick, a woman named ruth or get into a duel with a man in a black mask with the word "dread" in his name... or do a taste test to determine who's right.<br/><br/>And watch out for the crazy miracle Max.