Here's an idea--my character recently got in a bar fight (he lost horribly), and was forced to pay for the damages by working at the bar washing dishes and glasses. He's finally repaid his debt upon seeing the two handsome/beautiful adventurers and stating that cleaning dishes was far behind him (less than a full day ago) and that he would follow them on whatever adventures they went on!<br/><br/>The basic story of my character is that he started in Anauroch, and was given the poor task of "taking care" of a particularly slow, dull, lazy, and greedy desert landwyrm that his tribe worshipped, mostly because he was "different" from the other kobolds. At first he was ecstatic at the opportunity, and thought that he would rise in reputation and popularity, but found that the job mostly consisted of feeding, cleaning after, and amusing the landwyrm by attempting to read it stories from books to doing silly things that were shameful to the young kobold.<br/><br/>This continued for years, and almost a dozen decades had passed before something different happened. It all changed one day when the little nameless kobold was out trading for new books with which to entertain the landwyrm when a band of adventurers attacked the kobold tribe, slaughtering all the kobolds as well as the landwyrm. The nameless kobold was ecstatic on coming back--he was free at last! Having outlived most of the people he knew, he didn't have a strong connection to the tribe. But still, what was he to do now? He decided to take after the adventurers that had freed him, and grabbing a pair of boots and an oversized hat with a long feather from some other adventurers the landwyrm had recently eaten, he made his way into the world, taking as his moniker the name of one of his favorite heroes from the books he'd read--Cassa Nolla, courtier of women and the greatest seducer the world has ever known!<br/><br/>He went on many adventurers afterwards, everything from being captured by followers of Eilistraee (http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/084/3/f/paaaanic_by_pookawitch-d3cfkaa.jpg) to attempting to bed an exiled mind flayer (http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/071/3/4/kobolds_can__t_read_the_mood_by_weremole-d3bi7gy.jpg) to falling in love with one of Bahamut's dragonborn (http://i610.photobucket.com/albums/tt183/GhostwheelX/Misc/Cutebold_fantasies_zps9cf087e0.jpg), but for the most part he ended up just running away and hiding 99% of the time. In the end he found himself in the city of Waterdeep without much money to his name and having gotten into trouble yet again. And still, he has yet to bed a female of any race. But the plucky kobold has not given up!<br/><br/>Cassa Nolla (http://www.rpgcrossing.com/profiler/view.php?id=43179)