"I am the great and incredibly dashing Talyrand who sweeps women off their feet and shrieks just like a little girl when their husbands catch me," Myar replies with a straight face. "And tonight I will introduce you to all those ways I have mastered the female form...but first I must duel with another dragon. Alas, my sweet, you must stay here, for such a battle is far too brutal a sight for your innocent eyes."