<div align="center"><hr/><em>"A lecherous human bard that could charm the skirt off any woman that he meets but leaves many of them with child, never to be seen again. This story is not about the Bard but about you, among his bastard children who meet up and form a party for a seemingly unrelated quest. Not knowing your personal agendas are one and the same: finding your father. <br/><br/>As the epic crescendoes, the Bastards reconcile one by one."</em><hr/><table class="bbc_table"><tbody><tr><td><div align="center"><br/>(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/3/3e/XlwE.gif)(https://i.imgur.com/HJEpViz.gif)</div></td><td>                  </td><td><div align="center"><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: georgia;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 10pt;">THE   BARD'S</span><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;">BASTARDS<br/>I C</span><br/></span></strong></div></td><td>                 </td><td><br/><div align="center">(https://i.imgur.com/gUwb8ki.gif)(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/3/3c/ParchedEminentBustard-small.gif)</div></td></tr></tbody></table><br/><hr/><br/><div align="center"><table class="bbc_table"><tbody><tr><td><div align="center">(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/b/bd/C886f267664ab73d973f174a7f660ca0.gif)</div></td><td>          </td><td><div align="center">(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/a/a6/Dump_4.gif)</div></td></tr></tbody></table></div><br/><hr/><div align="center"><em>The outrageous story of the Bard's Bastards<br/>as witnessed by bastards and bards.</em><br/><br/>(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/e/ec/Animated-music-note-image-0012.gif)</div></div>