<div class="floatleft">(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/99/de/80/99de80dd4fb18a5a2b5229f5fe73ae72.jpg)</div><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 24pt;"><strong><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: impact;">Twin Oxenbridge</span></strong></span><br/>Human Wizard 1<br/><hr/><br/>"For a man who was so flustered once we first met your pen pal sure isn't shy at all," Clara said.<br/><br/>Twin grinned at Clara.  When they first met, he needed to read Clara's correspondence and she denied him.  Now, Clara was the one reading his correspondence, and it seemed that she was now<em>teasing</em>him about it.<br/><br/>"First, I was not<em>flustered,</em>" Twin said.   "I was embarrassed.  And second, I don't think anyone who knows her would call Irkeam shy."<br/><br/>"Someone's trying to make you blush, Twin," Amara said.  "I'm glad you have such good friends."<br/><br/>"She may be my friend, and she may be a good person, but she was definitely not a good friend," Twin said.   "Knowing her led to my expulsion from Candlemere University."  Well, lots of things led to his expulsion, and the sexual escapades between himself and Irkeam, and everyone else, was the least of it.  For example, he failed to cast a fun sex tentacle spell which resulted in his roommate transforming into a woman.  Somehow, Irkeam ended up with his roommate's penis.  Everyone just rolled with it because the sex was then so much more interesting.   "But the less we say about it, the better."<br/><br/>Thankfully, Rat was able to divert his attention with a question.<br/><br/>"Hey Twin, you'd recognize Gundren's and Sildar's horses, wouldn't you?" Rat asked.<br/><br/>"Certainly," Twin said, looking up the road and seeing the corpses of two horses blocking their passage.   "Let me go have a look."  Twin... well, Twin didn't move because he was still holding his hands up for Amelia.<br/><br/>"Can I go look?  Or am I still under suspicion?"