<div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=306478.msg14928977#msg14928977">Quote from: Nastara on 20-06-2019, 20:21:27</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote"><strong>Abigail</strong>, you've been traveling following the wise advice of your axe for a bit now!  How does your axe talk to you?  Does it have any personality?  Has it told you about a larger goal or mostly going place to place for now?<br/>Also, you left friends and family behind!  Is there anyone in the world who's out searching for you?<br/>Thank you!  Looking forward to seeing your cleavag- errr cleaving!  Like with an axe?<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>"Oh yeah! Hatch talks to me all the time! His name is Hatch by the way, because he's a hatchet you see. I came up with the name myself. Pretty clever huh?" (puffs chest out proudly)<br/>"Eh? Not your real name?...Calibjoln-erwhatsit? I don't think a mouth can even make those sounds, and trust me I know a lot about mouths and noises therein. Well obviously that won't do! Yeah, Hatch IS a way better name. Well I think it suits you handsomely, you should be more proud of it!....eh? what was I talking about? Oh yeah, me and Hatch are like basically best friends! Closer even. I've never held my best friend's shaft as much as Hatch's...wait...no...I think the math clears out on that...wow Tim had a<em>lot</em>of pocket money now that I think about it..." (stares off into space)<br/>"....huh? focus? oh yeah! heheheh see? I can always count on him to keep me on track. He's super smart, and always knows which way to go or what we should do next. He always says to leave the thinking to him and focus on swingin', and seeing how far that's gotten us I'd say he's right. And personality? Oh you wouldn't believe. He might be an axe, but he must have been a spade in his past life because he is such a card! hehahah good one buddy...eh? I came up with that one? Are you sure? Whatever you say. As for big plans, I guess I'm not sure? I don't doubt he has some super smart ideas brewin' away, but for now I'm just supposed to seek my fortune and find worthy foes to chop. Hatch says I'm getting really good at the chopping part! Although I don't think it's such a big deal. Like chopping trees was<em>really</em>hard, it'd take hours just to cut down a single oak. Chopping people and critters is<em>way</em>easier by comparison. Usually it only takes a good swing or two and timbuuuuurrrr! heheheh. I mean they do<em>scream</em>a lot more than trees do, that's for sure, but other than that it's pretty simple. Huh? don't tell them that?...creepy?...oh don't be so sensitive..."<br/><br/>"Oh you mean my family back westways? Well it was kinda sad leaving them behind, but when destiny calls you gotta answer right? Besides as good as life was back home, it was also a little boring. I mean it all kinda blends together after a while, ya know? You can only suck the same dicks so many time before they start to lose their flavor, and oh boy are there are a lot of flavors out here in the big wide world! Most everyone seemed to understand though, even pa. He wasn't super excited to see me become an adventurer...but then again he wasn't too happy to see me become a whore neither, so at least it's consistent! Oh there was one fella who was real sad to see me go, Jim. He was Tim's brother, always had a big crush on me growin' up. He would always try to ask me on dates without really sayin' it, and even after I started hookin' he was still head over heels for me. I remember he would always try to sneak peaks when I was with my customers, since he never had enough money to buy me himself. He never seemed to mind too much, even when the other guys teased him a bout it and traded stories about me in front of him, such a sweetheart. When I announced I was leaving he got real sad and said he was gonna head out too and become a real man, I guess he wants to ask me to marry him or somethin'. Oh oh oh speaking of married, there was this lady orc who stopped by a week before I headed out, one of the ones with the male pecker and all the danglin's right? I remember she said I was the only girl besides her wife who could take her whole thing at once. She was so happy she rented me out for three days straight. I told her I was gonna be an adventurer myself and she said she was planning to join a merchant caravan and I should keep my eye out for her. Well specifically she said to keep my 'brown eye' out, because as she put it, ehem (very bad orc impression) "if that asshole of yours ain't prepared the next time we meet I won't be the one hurtin' from it". Heheheh, she's so funny."