Hello, lady<br/><br/>Omg if the ballista didn't kill her then her indignity at being ignored will<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">warning, silliness follows</div><div class="spoiler_body"> "Hunted Heroines 911, what is your emergency?"<br/><br/>"GAHG... VE BN SHOT... WHF A BALLUSTA..."<br/><br/>"I'm sorry to hear that ma'am.  Can you tell me where?"<br/><br/>"*CHOKE* N... N.. TH' CHEST--"<br/><br/>"Sorry ma'am, I mean where were you when you were shot?"<br/><br/>"OH--I... I DUNNO... WAS... IN A CHAIR, TELLIN TALES AT... THE INN.... OOG, LORDS, IT'S GETTING ALL BLACK NOW"<br/><br/>"It's okay ma'am.  Do you see anyone nearby?"<br/><br/>"WEW, DERES DESE WOMEN HOLLERIN, RANGER, FIGHTER, AND ERROL FLYN TUPES OF EM IS ACKIN UP HOBBOS LIKE THEYS GOIN ON SPECIAL, ANOTHER TWO'S DOIN THEY BEST TA GET RAPED OR SOMEFIN, AND SOME MIDGIT ON A TABLE TRYNA NEGOTIATE."<br/><br/>"I see.  I think you're in scene one dear."<br/><br/>"OH YEAH?  THAT GOOD?"<br/><br/>"Maybe.  Are you a PC or an NPC?"<br/><br/>"WHA? THERE'S A DIFF'RENCE?"<br/><br/>"Tsk tsk.  Sorry dear, I have to keep this line clear--"<br/><br/>"BUT I CAN'T FEEL MUH LEGS--". *CLICK*</div></div>