Ah ha! You dasterdly felon! I challenge you to a duel!"<br/><br/>"I accept! You pitiful excuse for a pig's innerds!"<br/><br/>"I will see you at sunset tomoorw... and bring a long wooden box!"<br/><br/>"Tomorrow at sunset? Sorry, can't do it then, I have a liason with the duke's daughter then.... How about the day after tomorrow at 3 past noon?"<br/><br/>"Hmmm..." Opens his appointment book and scans the pages, "No, no... I'm dueling the friar of that church then... I can pincil you in for dawn on Friday, how's that?"<br/><br/>"Let me check...." Pulls out his own appointment book..." Sorry, I'm having dinner with that cute barmaid in Paris on Friday.... How about August 13th at.... hmmmm... 9 in the morning?"<br/><br/>"9 AM on the 13th... I can tentitively work you in then... yes, I think I can do that..."<br/><br/>"Excellent, you pig's penis... we'll meet then and settle this like gentlemen!"<br/><br/>"I'll see you then boil on the King's nose!"<br/><br/>I actually role-played this out in a tabletop game once... we had the whole group falling out of their seats by the time we were done.