"Not so much trial, as my job is keeping the riff-raff amongst landwalkers out and extracting the toll from the ones we let it. 100 gold is usually pocket change for those who make it this far. Now, you will note the fireballs descending from the sky, and well the scent of brimstone in the air. As yourself again, 'Will I be dealt with fairly if I pick a fight?' You're on Baator. Of course we won't fight fair. I'm authorized to use any means to stop you if you haven't paid the toll, which I assure you, my Mistress takes VERY seriously. I can say though, that I will deal with you honestly and ..."<br/><br/>"Huh, and honest fiend, that a fucking new one," snorts Arath. "All you do is lie and chea..."<br/><br/>"Shove a larva down your throat Eladrin!" comes the vicious retort, "Your people can't even launch a sneak attack against the Tanar'ri without letting them find a couple new holes to sodomize. You have no concept of Order, so don't lecture ME on honesty!"<br/><br/>"As I was saying before the living embodiment of chaos and disruption spoke, I will deal with you honestly and truthfully. Pay my price, and I, nor any other dragon or Baatezu, shall interfere."<br/><br/>"Now since I've clearly annoyed you, and since I want to cultivate a feeling of friendship amongst us, if you want to avoid swimming across I will show you another way as a token of how charming and interesting Ms Arnor is. I will warn you that you do have to pay for it, although it will not be to me, but to a Yugoloth. I suspect your redheaded stepchild over there won't like that one bit, but you're on the lower planes, so don't expect him to like anything. And you will have to pay me the toll first, especially since it will cost me to show it to you."