<div class="floatleft">(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a7/c9/8d/a7c98d4f87e5099cc8669d19989836b6.jpg)</div><strong>Name:</strong><strong>Khan-R'gal Skarskgard</strong>(https://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=2314881)<br/><strong>HP:</strong>21 / 21<strong>AC:</strong>20 (21)<strong>Flat-Footed:</strong>14<strong>Touch:</strong>20 (21)<strong>CMD:</strong>24<br/><br/>Well, this was kinda bullshit, weren't it? First they had to deal with lizard fuckers with very unsportsmanlike gun-thingies, and now they had to deal with slime-worm-zombie-shit in the dark? Very unfair! Well, for others. Not him. See, this was the sorta shit he didn't mind; taking enemies off guard when they thought they were being all sly and shady, right? He had lost count of the amount of fuckers who had tried to turn out the lights with some magical bullshit or other, and been really rather surprised when it turned out that his eyesight was none the worse for wear in that kinda condition. It was just how Fanglords like him were built; the weaknesses of other, less fortunate - and less sexy - races were of no concern to him! So of course, when the zombie came shuffling 'round the corner, he saw it immediately without any need of people pointing it out...though as he approached to deal with it, his companion's warning rang out in his ears just in time. Watch the mouth and shit? Weird gooey creepy crawlies that inhabited a dead body? Well, it wasn't any creepier than it being animated like a puppet by evil energy from another dimension, he supposed...and if it got hurt by weapons as normal, well, that made it weaker than a normal zombie!<br/><br/>He didn't have much time to act as everything went mental, so he did the only thing he could; he opened up with a hefty shoulder-check, dropping his hips and ramming his elbow and shoulder into the creature's gut and side. It wouldn't get hurt like a living creature, sure, but if it was inhabiting a bipedal body, it stood to reason that it had to obey the same laws of balance and gravity that every other two-legged fucker had to deal with. It might be creepy, but the laws of physics still applied! Hopefully, anyway. And he didn't need it to be damaged - though wearing down the body so it couldn't infect them all would be nice - he just needed it to be off balance enough that he could follow up with getting it onto the ground. Most enemies were significantly less effective on their backs, which was why it was his favourite position for them. Yes yes, insert 'I like my enemies like I like my women' joke here, he'd heard them all. It wasn't true, though; he either liked them on their fronts, or on top of him. But that was neither here nor there! Fight first, fuck later! Normally he'd suggest a tumble with a cute enemy, but...well, a lizard zombie infested with worms wasn't his idea of a fun time. Call him crazy, but he had<em>some</em>standards, y'know!<br/><br/><hr/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Mechanics</div><div class="spoiler_body">Khan uses a <strong>Move Action</strong> to use the ability <strong>Shove:</strong> Moves 10ft forwards and makes a <strong>Touch Attack</strong> against the <strong>Flat-Footed</strong> enemy. <br/><strong>Result:</strong> 11<br/>If successful, deals <strong>5 damage</strong> and inflicts the <strong>Battered</strong> condition until the <strong>End of Khan's Next Turn.</strong></div></div>