"Oh, wow, is that a dragon?  I haven't seen one of those since I was played in Changeling: A Supernatural Romance."<br/><br/>With a slight whirr of plastic wheels, a buxom japanese girl with wide blue eyes skated into existence.<br/><br/>"Konichiwa!" she waved, then pulled up on the back of her blades to stop short, flying into a bow that made her pony tail wave, then bobing back up.  "Kumiko desu.  Yoroshiku onegai shimasu!"  As she bubbled that out in a piping, perky voice, subtitles flashed through the air around her reading.<i>"Hi, I'm Kumiko, how do you do?"</i><br/><br/>She glanced down at the subtitles and shook her head, "No, no, yoroshiku onegai shimasu means something more like, "you'll make me welcome, won't you?"<br/><br/>The subtitles didn't dignify this with a response.<br/><br/>