I'm back bitches!<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Posts Per Page</div><div class="spoiler_body"><br/><table class="bbc_table"><tbody><tr><td>Character / Player Name</td><td>Page 1    </td><td>Page 2    </td><td>Page 3    </td><td>Page 4    </td><td>Page 5    </td><td>Page 6    </td><td>Page 7    </td><td>Page 8    </td><td>Smut Thread    </td><td>Total    </td></tr><tr><td>Cassidy Cane (GunmetalDreamer)    </td><td>1</td><td>3</td><td>3</td><td>5</td><td>3</td><td>3</td><td>1</td><td>2</td><td>0</td><td>21</td></tr><tr><td>Damira (Florence)</td><td>3</td><td>4</td><td>6</td><td>3</td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>0</td><td>24</td></tr><tr><td>Edan (Hobbes1266)</td><td>0</td><td>2</td><td>4</td><td>1</td><td>4</td><td>1</td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>0</td><td>16</td></tr><tr><td>Enthralling Victor (indarkesknight)</td><td>0</td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>1</td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>0</td><td>13</td></tr><tr><td>Ishtar (Autocad)</td><td>0</td><td>2</td><td>1</td><td>0</td><td>3</td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>0</td><td>12</td></tr><tr><td>Mouser (PhantomPistoleer)</td><td>7</td><td>5</td><td>0</td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>3</td><td>4</td><td>27</td></tr><tr><td>Paan Faranel (Petrus02)</td><td>2</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>3</td><td>2</td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td>0</td><td>1</td><td>10</td></tr><tr><td>Shaninera Jalal (Chanticleer)</td><td>3</td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td>2</td><td>3</td><td>2</td><td>0</td><td>14</td></tr><tr><td>Temudaria Atanai (Vergil Tanner)</td><td>5</td><td>3</td><td>4</td><td>5</td><td>1</td><td>3</td><td>2</td><td>1</td><td>0</td><td>24</td></tr><tr><td>Vendi Liluthen (Envious)</td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>1</td><td>2</td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td>3</td><td>3</td><td>4</td><td>19</td></tr></tbody></table><br/></div></div><br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">IC Rundown</div><div class="spoiler_body"><br/><span class="bbc_u"><strong>Page 1:</strong></span><br/><br/>- Mouser (Phantom) Opens, writing in his journal. One is the loneliest number.<br/>- Paan (Petrus) arrives. Paladin-y Nonsense.<br/>- Temudaria (Vergil) arrives and implies a threesome cuz itz hawt.<br/>- Banter.<br/>- Damira (Florence), the Wisecracking Gayest Gay That Ever Gayed appears.<br/>- Shaninera (Chanticleer) whistles on in. Mouser is Most Displeased. About Nera, not the whistling. Though the whistling didn't help.<br/>- Vendi (Envious) flounces onstage. All the worlds a stage, and somebody forgot to lock the side door.<br/>- More Banter.<br/>- Tem and Shaninera talk about bangin' a Hellknight (how did they get past all the spikes?). <br/>- Cassidy Cane (Gunmetal) the Grumpiest Gunslinger Ever appears and overhears. She takes over from Mouser being Most Displeased.<br/><br/><br/><span class="bbc_u"><strong>Page 2:</strong></span><br/><br/>- Banter<br/>- Party Peeps get paaaaaaaid (Signing Bonus).<br/>- Victor (darkestknight), the man with the weirdest first name in history, appears from Stealth! Why was he stealthing? Did he just want to make a dramatic entrance? And how did he hide <em>that glorious hair?</em><br/>- Edan (Hobbes) joins the party from the bushes! Why was she in the bushes? We'll never know...<br/>- Ishtar (Autocad) also appears! Who are all these people, and where are they coming from?!<br/>- Temudaria attempts to rush to the tower. Nobody follows. It's kind of awkward.<br/>- Vendi reveals herself as the "Benefactor" of the raid.<br/>- Mouser lays out what is known about the Goblin Fort; the fortifications, possible routes, etc etc.<br/>- It is decided to send out scouts to check out the lay of the land first hand.<br/>- Temudaria and Cassidy are elected as scouts. <br/>- Mouser hands over "Leadership" of the party to Damira.<br/><br/><br/><span class="bbc_u"><strong>Page 3:</strong></span><br/><br/>- Damira internally gays it up.<br/>- Banter!<br/>- Scouting!<br/>- Excitement!<br/>- Damira and Edan have a homoerotic banter!<br/>- Cass and Tem approach the fort and suss out the defences. They hear non-goblin screaming. It is rather distressing.<br/>- The Non Scouts make spears. Well, sharp sticks. Better than nothing though!<br/>- Vendi tries to make a spear, but finds a "defective" tree instead.<br/>- Awkward Scout Banter between Tem and Cass.<br/>- A quiet heart to heart between Tem and Cass begins. <br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 4:</span></strong><br/><br/>- The heart to heart continues. Cass and Tem share heart-rending stories of loss, and a cuddle.<br/>- The cuddle ends in a hot kiss, but they don't fuck. Yet, anyway.<br/>- Damira takes a break from Gaying It Up to become a Worry Wart over Tem and Cass taking a while. <br/>- Speak of the Devil! Cass and Tem make it back to the party, and lay out what they found out. It's not so good news. They leave out the part about the scream.<br/>- Plotting begins! Split parties, problems of climbing and the difficulty of the fortifications are all discussed. Turns out, storming a castle with 10 people is pretty hard.<br/>- Mouser offers a Three Pronged Assault Plan.<br/>- Plan is modified and accepted. People are placed into their assault teams; Tem, Paan, Shan and Ishtar. Cass, Victor and Edan. Mouser, Ven and Mira.<br/>- Battle commences! Sort of. <br/>- People start to climb. Other people wait.<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 5:</span></strong><br/><br/>- People begin to climb. Cassidy gets Edan drunk to “Help.”<br/>- Goblins appear from the Fort near Team 1 and start chatting shit about why you don't gut prisoners.<br/>- People make it to the top and drop ropes.<br/>- The goblins realise that something's up when the Dogs pick up the Strike Teams scent.<br/>- People prepare for combat.<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 6:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Tem's Strike Force (Group A) rushes the Switchback, killing the Goblin that wandered out to dispose of the waste and the goblin that came out to investigate the noise. They then took up position in front of the doors, Tem firing at and killing the center Goblin of three.<br/>- Cass's Strike Force (Group B) Rushed in the back, through the secret entrance and kicked down the door to the kitchen, where they seem to be cookin' up some Emerald Trouble.<br/>- Mira's Strike Force (Group C) climbed the stairs, slipping into the Hall and finding themselves flanking a trio of hiding, plotting Gobbos. <br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 7:</span></strong><br/><br/>- More fighting, more goblins die.<br/>- Lots of shooting.<br/>- There's a Golem! Oh Noes!<br/>- Goblins bust out of the door and charge the party!<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 8:</span></strong><br/>- The new group doesn't do any better than the last.<br/>- Combat temporarily winds down as the goblins are all either dead or captured.<br/>- The party begins to prepare for the final battle.<br/><br/></div></div><br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">General OOC Overview</div><div class="spoiler_body"><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 1:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Adminy stuff. GM allows players to "Lend" party gold due to already knowing each other. <br/>- GM announces bribes to get people posting. Those bribes are now expired. He will probably offer more bribes in future.<br/>- GM asks for people to include a "TLDR" spoiler at the end of each post, and a "Mechanics" spoiler when applicable to make working out everybodies actions easier.<br/>- Discussion about Bloodragers and the terrifying nature of a cheerful berserker.<br/>- GM announces "Player Incentives;" (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=289327.msg14215426#msg14215426) rewards at 25, 50 and 100 IC Posts.<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 2:</span></strong><br/><br/>- "Waiting For Posts" rule is discussed. No such rule is implemented, for the moment.<br/>- Several Past Character Threesomes are discussed.<br/>- The future existence of a side "Smut Thread" is discussed. No thread is created just yet.<br/>- Combat structure is discussed; First Initiative Group, Enemies, Second Initiative Group is the decided upon structure Post here. (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=289327.msg14215527#msg14215527)<br/>- Tem and Ven volunteer to be Gangbang Sluts.<br/>- Discussion on the difference between Masterworks and Non-Masterworks, with links. (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=289327.msg14215759#msg14215759)<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 3:</span></strong><br/><br/>- A clear up of a misunderstanding about the Hellknight Kiss.<br/>- GM puts up a request to help with a job. (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=289327.msg14216377#msg14216377) The reward is sweet, sweet mula. <br/>- Mouser and Edan mini background RP starts in OOC.<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 4:</span></strong><br/><br/>- A wild Autocad appears, seeking collaboration for History with Ishtar.<br/>- A discussion on whether to split the party to attack the Fort.<br/>- Leveling is discussed. It shall be up to Our Lord And Savior Phantoms whims!<br/>- Climbing the outside of the fort is discussed, along with other tactics here. (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=289327.msg14218266#msg14218266)<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 5:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Chat about the PC's known languages.<br/>- Chat about whether to skip the scouting mission, or play it out.<br/>- Funny pictures. Implication and confirmation that Tem would seduce a dragon.<br/>- GM explains what happens to "Abandoned" Characters. (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=289327.msg14219188#msg14219188) (They get benched, not killed)<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 6:</span></strong><br/><br/>- The subject of pregnancy is discussed. Short answer: Pregnancy, yes. Raising children, no.<br/>- A Wild Waldham Appears!<br/>- Scouting Mission is agreed upon.<br/>- Some discussion on the philosophical ramifications of the existential statement "Tiddies Soft." <br/>- A counter statement, "What's really great? A hard dick" is proposed. It fails to gain traction.<br/>- Envious is congratulated on being able to convincingly play a spoiled rich girl.<br/>- Damira abuses power in the gayest way possible.<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 7:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Phantom feels left out of the lesbian orgy. He offers Mousers sister up as a Sacrifice to appease the Peach Goddess.<br/>- We find out that Mouser is into Femdom, Pegging, Incest and being Cucked. Tem promptly does all four to him.<br/>- Damira decides that despite being SUPER gay, Mouser is pretty enough to fuck. Only if he's wearing a dress, though.<br/>- Tem is now Mouse's Mistress. He's her "Little Mouse."<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 8:</span></strong><br/><br/>- It is established that Mouser is Whipped. That is Canon.<br/>- Hobbes is burned at the stake for Witchcraft and Heresy.<br/>- Autocad steals the hunks during the lesbian orgy. Mouser counts as a female in this scenario.<br/>- The Scouts have out stealthed each others Perception. Images of "Marco Polo" in the woods.<br/>- Implications of Tem's promiscuity.<br/>- The nitty gritty of Crafting is discussed.<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 9:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Q&amp;A on the terrain and state of the Fort. (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=289327.msg14220710#msg14220710) Easier than doing it IC.<br/>- Followed by strategy brainstorming.<br/>- Combat process is explained. (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=289327.msg14221215#msg14221215)<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 10:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Initiative is Pre-rolled.<br/>- Combat Groups are set.<br/>- Bribes are paid in accordance with GM Promises on Page One.<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 11:</span></strong><br/><br/>- It is decided to organise ourselves IC.<br/>- More strategising. (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=289327.msg14222109#msg14222109) No consensus is reached; this is brainstorming. Final decision will be made IC.<br/>- Free Traits (The Bribe) are chosen.<br/>- Chatter about the Heart To Heart in the IC. D'awww!<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 12:</span></strong><br/><br/>- More strategising; the viability of climbing and dropping the rope down is discussed.<br/>- It becomes known that Hobbes is into Non-Con, but not into Snuff.<br/>- Fort Inevitable Slavery is briefly discussed. <br/>- Update from Petrus, with preferred combat actions should he not be around.<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 13:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Lots of pats on the head for good writers!<br/>- Chanticleer chimes in on the logistics and possibilities of climbing.<br/>- The Smut Thread is created. (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=289600.0#new)<br/>- Sex Cults are approved.<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 14:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Vergil, the magnificent bastard that he is, makes a table keeping track of everybodies current posting totals, and a breakdown of where they are.<br/>- Vergil, the handsome motherfucking devil that he is, creates an IC Chronicle.<br/>- Vergil, the beguiling swashbuckler of virtue that he is, creates an OOC Chronicle.<br/>- Vergil, the magnanimous E-God that he is, allows the plebians to validate his efforts. <br/>- Vergil, the cunning financeer that he is, learns when his first paycheck is.<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 15:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Vergil, that wonderful Savior of Mankind that he is, reveals his English Heritage. Everybody is totes jelly.<br/>- Tem is granted a magic strapon. Watch out ladies! And Mouse!<br/>- indarkestknight posts Rebecca Black. He is promptly condemned to hell, alongside child molesters and people who talk at the theater.<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 16:</span></strong><br/><br/>- indarkestknight tries to ruin the strapon. He is sent back to hell.<br/>- More strategamizing.<br/>- The idea of a siege ladder is discussed.<br/>- Vergil, that fantastic fox that he is, has forgotten to put his MW Sheet as public. Or did he?<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 17:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Vendi and Envious suffer deep shame for fucking up a roll.<br/>- Discussion about Darkvision and Magical Darkness where Vergil is Totally Right. :P<br/>- We find out that alcohol is the answer to difficult climbs, and promptly get Edan drunk. No, seriously.<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 18:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Discussion on the viability of drinking to solve lifes problems.<br/>- Taking Ten Vs Taking Twenty: The differences, and what <em>you</em> need to know.<br/>- On whether Goblin Dogs have Scent and how much range they have. Spoiler: They do.<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 19:</span></strong> <br/><br/>- A vote on whether to keep skipping until Climbers have completed their mission begins.<br/>- GM confirms that he is allowing the use of alcohol to solve lifes problems.<br/>- indarkestknight resurfaces, and is sent back to Hell.<br/>- Question and answer on being allowed multiple characters (Verdict: Not concurrently)<br/>- Clarification on character creation rules. (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=289327.msg14230518#msg14230518)<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 20:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Clarification on Delaying Rules.<br/>- Clarification on climbing DC's.<br/>- Florence gets lost on what's going on again. :P<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 21:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Envious is At The Mercy Of The Dice<br/>- Clarification on why the groups are split.<br/>- Discussion about whether a Bird Call is a Bluff.<br/>- Vergil gets paaaaaaaaaid.<br/>- Vergil gets Gold Greed and refuses to share<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 22:</span></strong><br/><br/>- The GM declares that he is Fallible and the universe does <em>not</em> implode. He also relates how he sorts out disagreements at the table.<br/>- Chat about The Draconic Druid<br/>- Banter<br/>- Various people divulging absences and priorities since they are too busy to post right away.<br/>- Phantom begins to froth. Vendi suggests fixing it with her sluttiness. I think. Not sure what happened here.<br/>- Some discussion on DC's and Birds.<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 23:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Phantom posts the map for juicy plotting.<br/>- Zombie Goblins get boning.<br/>- Vergil, that dashingly gracious epitome of gentlemanly conduct that he is, made a mistake on his sheet. Whoops.<br/>- Paizo has an issue with unclear wording.<br/>- Tem is a badass. As usual.<br/>- Goblin Dogs Vs Riding Dogs<br/>- The Great Shen Bluff Chronicles begins.<br/>- The GM rubs his temples in frustration at the odd ruling he has to make.<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 24:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Discussion on The Great Shen Bluff Chronicle.<br/>- Many people weigh in.<br/>- Many things are said.<br/>- Things are resolved maturely (On the internet?! Surely this is a lie!)<br/>- A decision is eventually reached.<br/>- Thus ends The Great Shen Bluff Chronicle.<br/>- Petrus announces a brief hiatus.<br/>- Envious declares that she might be killed by a volcano.<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 25:</span></strong><br/><br/>- More bribes are delivered.<br/>- We are told where to place our bribes until they are found in-game.<br/>- Petrus is back! That <em>was</em> brief!<br/>- Repetition of Second Character Rules.<br/>- Clarification of Advancement and Bribe Status.<br/>- 4th of July congratulations and Snark!<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 26:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Banter about the possibility of a 4th of July Gift. <br/>- The GM should totally give us that Feat he mentioned.<br/>- Feat or we Riot.<br/>- Some positioning and Tactics Talk<br/>- Sadness for Dreamer :C<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 27:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Dreamer is doing ok, but still sadness :c<br/>- But Envious might fall into a volcano! That's fun!<br/>- Question on “Found” items using Incentive Rewards.<br/>- Special Reward Time! I can't wait to unwrap my present!<br/>- World Cup Talk!<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 28:</span></strong><br/><br/>- More World Cup Talk!<br/>- Ruling on Difficult Terrain On Map.<br/>- Editing and ruling on Tems attempt to talk in her turn.<br/>- Clarification on nature of Darkness (The Darkness in the castle, not that which dwells within the depths of the human soul).<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 29:</span></strong><br/><br/>- More clarification on the nature of the Darkness in the Fort (not the darkness of the human condition that swallows all hope as life marches towards inescapable death).<br/>- New Home Ruling on Moving through spaces.<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 30:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Envious is taught the pain of a Natural 1.<br/>- Everybody gets a Trait!<br/>- Nobody is excited about the Trait. GM is sad.<br/>- Possibility of a Starfinder Kinky Game?<br/>- Healsluts?! Where?! They need holes filled, damnit!<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 31:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Reveal that the Fort is under a custom enchantment, not a Darkness Spell.<br/>- Discussion on this Custom Effect and how to make it fuck off.<br/>- Vergil's Internet is fucked. :-(<br/>- GM is still sad about nobody being excited about the Trait :C<br/>- Celebration on the game lasting so long!<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 32:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Tem and Cass's turn! But Vergil's Internet is down! OH NOES!<br/>- Vergil can't do his job because his internet is down! Give him a break!<br/>- SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME!<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 33:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Some banter about how long the games lasted!<br/>- Clarification on how Low Light Vision works in the Fort.<br/>- VERGIL IS BACK! People should be giving him welcome back gifts, but nobody is. Sad. :-(<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 34:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Discussion on Full Casters.<br/>- Discussion on a possible backup character for Vergil? Who likes Traps?!<br/>- A new game already?!<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 35:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Sexy slutty healslut talk!<br/>- The GM approves all of somebodies art, first time? WHO IS HE AND WHAT DID HE DO WITH PHANTOM?!<br/>- Possible RP Side Rooms for side quests? Hmmm...<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 36:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Some confusion on the nature of Cover.<br/>- Some Combat Adminny Stuff.<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 37:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Horseplay. And by that, I mean, complaining about Dungeon Horses. &gt;:(<br/>- Some talk about the nature of horses IRL!<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 38:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Clarification and tutorial on Difficult Terrain.<br/>- Creation of a Side Info Thread. Well done Envious! :D<br/>- RAW Vs RAI! WHO WILL WIN?!<br/>- Mantis Shrimp Bestiary Entry. Nobody can speak, they are so orgasmically pleased.<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 39:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Sexy Mantis Shrimp!<br/>- Discussion on how badass-ly murderous MS's are.<br/>- General fishy talk.<br/>- Discussion on a Giant MS Boss! BEAUSE FUCK YOU PC'S!<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 40:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Movement Rulings. Bah.<br/>- Discussion on the nature of FRA's and whether they can be interrupted.<br/>- Brief chat on the parties intentions post-goblins.<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 41:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Lots of questions. Some sensible. Some from Envious.<br/>- More chatter about FRA's.<br/>- GM Ruling. NO ARGUMENTS!<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 42:</span></strong><br/><br/>- Hurrying people to post!<br/>- Discussion on what to buy with our gold (Answer: Yes).<br/>- Darkness Chatter! Do you believe in a thing call Love?<br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 43:</span></strong><br/><br/>- People blame Tem for being distracting. It isn't her fault she's sexy!<br/>- The game opens up to be a bit more open ended for a week-ish :D<br/>- Vergil is away for a couple of days :C<br/></div></div><br/><br/><hr/><hr/>