The crowd cheers at the two-for-one on jewel-kicking this fight, and the referee gives you a Certificate of Entry to the Real Official Big City Tournament Which Isn't Fixed This Year, We Swear.  Nobody seems to care about a guy collapsing outside a tournament called the Championship Of Not Getting Kicked In The Jewels, and the two people who were watching step over you outside.  "Is the cunt-punting one still going on?"  "I think so, let's go!"  One of them looks down at you briefly.  "Hospital District's that way."  Then, they move on to the next tournament.