Deep within the dark recesses of Wal-Mart, lurks terror beyond imagination. Closer to the exit, there is simply a cruel, hulking woman dressed in an outrageously revealing black leather harness accented with a high-collared cape. Behind her lie the shivering bodies of employees and unfortunate customers who caught her eye long enough for a brief bout of 'playtime'. Now, she paces through the large, cavernous aisles of Sporting Goods, videogames, and personal hygeine products.<br/><br/>"Dammit! Why can't I find *one* helpful person in this hellish prison?!" she snarls, knocking over a rack of basketballs. Striding back to one of her earlier victims, she lifts the small man by his collar and slaps him awake. "You! Guide me out of this forsaken place. Bring me to the place called Cinnabon!"