The serene atmosphere of this cool morning is about to get interrupted by a rather unfortunate series of events. With the air suddenly feeling slightly more dense while also smelling like, strawberries? In any case, the very fabric of space time starts to fold onto itself, creating a wonderfully to look at hole about ten feet up into the air.<br/><br/>Soon followed by a rather loud and annoying pop, as the pocket folds onto itself, being replaced by what looks like a small girl. Who immediately takes the time to fall right down onto the ground with a interesting bounce and cry of alarm.<br/><br/>"Gah! Ow dammits, why me!? Seriously Master Gibus, you couldn't stop drinking for one night to get ONE teleport spell right!?"<br/><br/>Taking the time to sit up and rub my head, not really caring where I am at this time. More concerned at screaming various curses in various languages at the perverted old fool. Seriously, I spent all of this time playing cute and innocent for the old bastard, giving him strip teases and other naughty acts. Yet he still couldn't take the time to be sober!?<br/><br/>Finally calming down enough to take stock of where I am. Seeing woods and more woods, already liking this and how this is just in the middle of nowhere from the looks of things. Taking out one of my many books and writing down what I see, already taking a long scan with 360 degree look around, already planning on writing a book later and I need notes.<br/><br/>Taking my time to look around, finally noticing those two strangers off to my back side. Oh... two naked people out here, out in the middle of nowhere and next to a stream!? That is how 34.2% of all romance novels start! Furiously writing all of this down while sitting there, engrossed in my writing.<br/><br/>(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/8020/sample068bca1f031d17e87.jpg) (http://img28.imageshack.us/i/sample068bca1f031d17e87.jpg/)<br/><br/>(Had to change her. Last picture, if you looked closely, she had demon wings. That would just bug the crap out of me until I removed it.)