<div class="floatleft">(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/01/32/3c/01323cdf0900b7d6a18ef46c5fe11c58.jpg)</div><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: impact;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;">Kazael (https://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=2458497)<br/></span></span><hr/><em>Lvl 5 Half-Elf Male Bard</em><br/><strong>HP:</strong>45/45<br/><strong>AC:</strong>17<br/><strong>Standard Perception:</strong>+5<br/><hr/><br/>Kazael does his best to keep shipping moving, as what his experience tells the range warship is firing their cannon is way outside their ideal firing range so long he keeps moving and accelerating and not sail straight line he is making himself and the ship harder target to hit by warship cannon. However, he feels he has to do more, he is too busy keeping eye on a warship to notice Kasya's actions (perception 10 vs stealth 14). (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=154106) Seeing Del lift the wagon with supplies he shouts; "Clear the deck! We ain't got time fancy unloading of the cargo until more open ocean so we ram it where we fit it!" Kazael then gets an idea, albeit the crew in the warship is outside range of this spell but he can cause a bit of distraction...as he turns the wheel he chants sings a spell and throws dust into the air forming into a ball which spirals outside the ship. Between their ship and warship, there is sudden explosion of golden shimmering glitter! Hoping the cloud makes aiming through the said cloud their ship a bit trickier task for the warship, hoping for a brief cover conjured by golden dust cloud gives chance for warship to miss.<br/><br/><em>Meanwhile</em><br/><br/>As the guard grapples and struggles with Kira...suddenly purple-colored parrot slams into the guard's face while the parrot screeches;<strong>"Time to get skull fucked you land rubber! Taste my cloaca!"</strong>Albeit Baba perhaps did not truly rub his cloaca over guardsman's face (maybe?), however, the intent was to distract the guard and make him feel sickened by this dirty trick whilst the guard has no hands to block the dirty assault all over his face!<br/><br/><hr/><br/><strong>GM Notice:</strong>Kazael casts glitterdust as means to create a short/1 turn of cover with golden dust particles while continuing to maneuver the ship with means to build speed and move around to avoid being a still target for warship crew while keeping close to docks allow Del pick up cargo/supplies.<br/><br/>Baba performs dirty trick maneuver on guard, while having grappling condition guard cannot get AoO vs Baba. Dirty trick check for Baba is 15 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=154107) vs guard's CMD (burning moment of greatness to double morale bonus to this check). Guard suffers -4 to Dex (and thus -2 to CMD) resist this thanks to being in grappled condittion. If it succeeds guard suffers 1 round of sickened condition (or blind if GM disagrees face fuck threat is not enough sicken a guard).