"Am I holding it right?  It's big...  shouldn't I use both hands?"<br/><br/>"...  I'm not sure about this, it seems really hard..."<br/><br/>"Isn't this going to hurt?"<br/><br/>"H-Hey!  Don't swing it at my face!"<br/><br/>"...  I still say we should spar with bamboo sticks, bokken hurt more!"