<div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=185328.msg8935262#msg8935262">Quote from: atenai on 21-09-2013, 02:44:58</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">Oh, I thought I'd share this '1001 things I am no longer allowed to do in RPGs' reference with you because I can't stop thinking of it each time I see "Monsters &amp; Miniskirts". At least if I share the joke I can snicker indelicately about doing it at some point in the game. :D<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>I always liked 2200 (and counting) things mr welch can no longer do in RPG's<br/><br/>28. The Goddess' of Marriage chosen weapon is not the whip.<br/>54. Cannot pimp out other party members.<br/>65. There is no Summon Bimbo spell.<br/>88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.<br/>125. Lingerie can only snap coincidentally so many times per day.<br/>224. I cannot insinuate elf chicks are all easy, even though you never hear about a half gnome do you?<br/>246. I cannot keep selling that creepy guy's always naked elf chick to nomads every chance I get.<br/>302. A gimp suit does not count as leather armor.