(feel free to post here if you find my idea funny)<br/><br/>Editor Mike Tomkins was eating peanuts covered in unhealthy amounts of salt.<br/>"You should have drawn him with a cat in his lap."<br/>The artist, a guy your parents warned you about, shrugged and turned to the page with a thinking look on his face.<br/>"But then i'd have to kill you."<br/>Mike's joke drawn a few soft giggles.<br/>"No, it's good like it is. Not too corny, but we're not trying to be Alan Moore after all. Those mugs you put in the guys laptop, i like *this* one, any ideas how we could make him?"<br/>A person that dabbled in the dark art known as accounting yawned from over his papers.<br/>"Maybe make him her? You know, i always say..."<br/>Few people nodded their heads.<br/>"Yeah, i know chicks sell better, but we don't have to make it only chicks. Women read comics too. According to the poll, some of them do. Anyway, for an evil power i'd choose..."