"What? No! Her technique is all wrong anyway," he gives a dismissive wave of his hand. "It's just... very strange." he looks back to the tree he had been hanging from and crinkles his nose.<br/><br/>"Well, as it happens, my friend here," he gestures towards Becky "was conversing with a woodchuck for directions; my familiar Mysserfluphyles made the creature nervous, so I went ahead. There was a bright noise and a loud flash of light and then I'm being... they're... I ended up in a tree," he says, rubbing the back of his head where a goblin had clonked him earlier.<br/><br/>"I have no idea where they found this dress though, it's quite nice, for human fashions. Afraid I don't have the hips for it though."