<div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=289327.msg14224969#msg14224969">Quote from: PhantomPistoleer on 22-06-2018, 15:17:35</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">Neato.  I wouldn’t get too bogged down with a table, though.</blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>Eh, I can maintain it. The hard part is done; it's trivial to add new columns and rows now. :P<br/><br/><br/><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=289327.msg14224969#msg14224969">Quote from: PhantomPistoleer on 22-06-2018, 15:17:35</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">I take it you want the position!<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>I'm a GP Whore with way too much free time. :P<br/><br/>Speaking of!<br/><br/><br/><hr/><hr/><br/>2)<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">IC Rundown</div><div class="spoiler_body"><br/><span class="bbc_u"><strong>Page 1:</strong></span><br/><br/>- Mouser (Phantom) Opens, writing in his journal. One is the loneliest number.<br/>- Paan (Petrus) arrives. Paladin-y Nonsense.<br/>- Temudaria (Vergil) arrives and implies a threesome cuz itz hawt.<br/>- Banter.<br/>- Damira (Florence), the Wisecracking Gayest Gay That Ever Gayed appears.<br/>- Shaninera (Chanticleer) whistles on in. Mouser is Most Displeased. About Nera, not the whistling. Though the whistling didn't help.<br/>- Vendi (Envious) flounces onstage. All the worlds a stage, and somebody forgot to lock the side door.<br/>- More Banter.<br/>- Tem and Shaninera talk about bangin' a Hellknight (how did they get past all the spikes?). <br/>- Cassidy Cane (Gunmetal) the Grumpiest Gunslinger Ever appears and overhears. She takes over from Mouser being Most Displeased.<br/><br/><br/><span class="bbc_u"><strong>Page 2:</strong></span><br/><br/>- Banter<br/>- Party Peeps get paaaaaaaid (Signing Bonus).<br/>- Victor (darkestknight), the man with the weirdest first name in history, appears from Stealth! Why was he stealthing? Did he just want to make a dramatic entrance? And how did he hide <em>that glorious hair?</em><br/>- Edan (Hobbes) joins the party from the bushes! Why was she in the bushes? We'll never know...<br/>- Ishtar (Autocad) also appears! Who are all these people, and where are they coming from?!<br/>- Temudaria attempts to rush to the tower. Nobody follows. It's kind of awkward.<br/>- Vendi reveals herself as the "Benefactor" of the raid.<br/>- Mouser lays out what is known about the Goblin Fort; the fortifications, possible routes, etc etc.<br/>- It is decided to send out scouts to check out the lay of the land first hand.<br/>- Temudaria and Cassidy are elected as scouts. <br/>- Mouser hands over "Leadership" of the party to Damira.<br/><br/><br/><span class="bbc_u"><strong>Page 3:</strong></span><br/><br/>- Damira internally gays it up.<br/>- Banter!<br/>- Scouting!<br/>- Excitement!<br/>- Damira and Edan have a homoerotic banter!<br/>- Cass and Tem approach the fort and suss out the defences. They hear non-goblin screaming. It is rather distressing.<br/>- The Non Scouts make spears. Well, sharp sticks. Better than nothing though!<br/>- Vendi tries to make a spear, but finds a "defective" tree instead.<br/>- Awkward Scout Banter between Tem and Cass.<br/>- A quiet heart to heart between Tem and Cass begins. <br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Page 4:</span></strong><br/><br/>- The heart to heart continues. Cass and Tem share heart-rending stories of loss, and a cuddle.<br/>- The cuddle ends in a hot kiss, but they don't fuck. Yet, anyway.<br/>- Damira takes a break from Gaying It Up to become a Worry Wart over Tem and Cass taking a while. <br/>- Speak of the Devil! Cass and Tem make it back to the party, and lay out what they found out. It's not so good news. They leave out the part about the scream.<br/>- Plotting begins! Split parties, problems of climbing and the difficulty of the fortifications are all discussed. Turns out, storming a castle with 10 people is pretty hard.<br/>- TBD Stuff?<br/><br/></div></div><br/><br/>I thought that a snarky checklist would be easier and more engaging to read. If you want it in a different format - like an overview paragraph, for example - just let me know and I can do that too! :D