<div class="floatleft">(http://www.drakonis.org/uploads/7/v/0/7v0ng7m0e3/2010/09/23/20100923140525-f61c0dcf.jpg)</div><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;"><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: impact;"><span class="bbc_u">Half-Elf Rogue:</span></span></span><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;"><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: impact;">Lebanon Faltir</span></span><br/><em>Master of Locks and Thievery</em><br/>Character Sheet (http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=8636); 10 HP (Current 10); AC 15<br/>Bolts:  10 in quiver<br/><hr/><br/>"This is disgusting," he said suddenly, but to himself.  He got up from the table, approached the bar, sat on a stool and asked for a drink.  Port, if the bartender had it.  He did.  Lebanon decided to get blitzed because he couldn't tolerate listening to the nobility's scheme.  Their discussion, so far, was the most ridiculous thing he had ever heard.  It was devoid of any sensibility.<br/><br/>He took a large gulp and watched as jackass #1's soliloquy was nimbly followed by jackass #2's soliloquy.  Boring.  To add to the charm of it all, jackass #2's soliloquy was followed by a rebuttal.  Then, counter-rebuttal!  Now, Lebanon couldn't help but feel that the group was very far from where it needed to be.  A huge headache was forming behind his right eye, and he wasn't even drunk.  Not yet anyways.<br/><br/>Lebanon considered saying something stupid, but now that Sophia was present, he was disinclined to play childish games.  He smiled to himself as he thought of what he would say had Sophia not been there:  'All of you are failing to see one vital fact:  this is happening in Spring time!' The thief started chuckling, but that too was subdued on account of Sophia's presence.  He felt odd about her being there, but there she was, smiling, clapping, chatting.  Egging them on?  He didn't know.<br/><br/>Fuck they could talk for a long time.  The thief simply made a game of it.  He'd chug every time one of them said 'people.'  People this, people that!  Drink.  This is for the people!  Drink.  The people won't do this or that.  Drink.  Pretty soon, he was toasted.