So I wanted to include a spoiler that outlined all of Penny's magical item effects.<br/><br/>That's too much typing, and now I understand why 5e only allows you to attune three items.<br/><br/>She has permanent feather falling, a +1 bonus to all resistances, a +2 enhancement bonus to Constitution and Intelligence, and +2 armor bonus.<em>But wait!</em>All spellcraft checks to identify her spells are at +10 DC; once per day she can cause a blindness effect whenever she casts a spell; She has +5 on Linguistics checks when examining writing (including infernal contracts) and can<em>automatically</em>detect the presence of intentional obfuscations or loopholes in such. She has<em>Spider Climb</em>for ten rounds a day, which is bound to be creepy when you least expect it. Her Choker allows her a cosmetic<em>Alter Self</em>at will! Stored in her cloak are three disguises that she can use at her leisure. She has a greasy wand! She has a buzzy wand! ...And she<em>also</em>has a<em>Wand of Grease</em>and a<em>Wand of Incessant Buzzing</em>that don't combine as well as you might hope with her extending rod, giggity.<br/><br/>All for the low-low price of stroking her hair and telling her your True Name!<br/><br/>Alternately you could<div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">smoke up with her</div><div class="spoiler_body">(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/6e/f9/22/6ef9220f269c332b41ed328bf22bde56.jpg)</div></div>