"I wonder if the locals know that I am the world's greatest pirate hunter?!  I just read about these piratey guys that go around in those flying thingies last week.  If there was anything difficult or useful about them we Shildaar would have been masters of the air by now. They are probably just a passing novelty like those little annoying furry pets people used to carry around."  Sniffs looking around.  "I know she thinks I am hot."  Starts humming, "I'm too sexy."  "I wonder what one of those piratey guys look like anyway?", Depuceler muses.