If the king's fortune is small enough to fit on one horse, how the hell did he manage to pay my dragon hunting rates?<br/><br/>What? If we're taking on a dragon that can put out a DC 21 frightful presence thing, that king had better hock up a noble title and a chunk of land I can turn into a fiefdom. And I'm talking good farmland here. Who negotiated this gig anyway?<br/><br/>Yes, this is supposed to be silly. Also, Myar already stole everything of value off the horse, including the horse, and replaced it with an illusion.<br/><br/>Yes, that is supposed to be sillier.