"My cock, you mean?" Asked Brutus feigning disbelief.  "Tsk, such double standards.  If I were a chick with my tits flopping about there would hardly be a mention.  The three of you prance about with your ass hanging out barely covered by whatever passes as skirts or shorts...but somehow I'm the savage because I think my body is equally beautiful.  Fucking hypocrites."  Brutus spat out the last phrase with real disgust, but returned to eating as if uninterrupted.