<div class="floatleft">(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThXF2t4hyihsQ-zXuM3V72zBpZ8ZNLTUl1CI265v_aFShLQv6LBw)</div><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;">Elliott Von Root</span><br/>Character Sheet (https://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=1856373)<br/><br/>"Mara, of course I don't remember what happened," Elliot responded matter-of-factly.   "The entire point of the evening was to get blitzed until next Wealday.  We must've had a good time, though.  I mean, we're all naked."<br/><br/>He then turned to look at Shar-Ming, smiling boyishly at her.  Elliot thought that she was cute, with her large brown eyes and her silky black hair.  But her wailing was a bit much.  Elliot wanted to console her and to tell her that it was okay to make these kinds of mistakes when you were young, so long as it was all in good fun.  But he was a little taken aback by her question.<br/><br/>"Why does everyone think that I'm always carrying things to open locks?" the boy asked in a congenial sort of way.   "Do I strike you as a burglar?  Well, I'm not.  I've never even stolen a copper.  So, find your co-conspirators elsewhere, pretty lady.  And before you ask, no, I don't sell drugs, pimp whores, or know anyone in the assassin's guild, okay?"<br/><br/>"Damn," he heard Juggalu say.  "Have we all been gang pressed into service?"<br/><br/>"Gangpressed?" he asked as he tried to open the door.  Then, his mind finally made the connection that he had been gangpressed and his jaw dropped.   "Aww shit, we've been gangpressed."<br/><br/>He then turned to look at Juggaluu and discovered that she was fingering herself.  Elliot paused, scrunched his face a little, and opened his mouth to say something, but nothing came out.  He closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and counted to ten before addressing her.<br/><br/>"I like the way you're handling the stress of this, Jugs," he said.  He then gestured to Mara and Shar-Ming and added:  "You ladies could totally learn something from our green-skinned friend here."<br/><br/><br/>