<div class="floatright">(https://66.media.tumblr.com/78ba4ebf3a7ab009087c92588ebd3235/tumblr_pkqr9tOtXg1utyn51o2_1280.jpg)<div align="center"><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Neysa</div><div class="spoiler_body">(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c7/13/ba/c713ba1edd68f8233549de54ab127ab9.jpg)</div></div></div></div><strong>Name:</strong>Penny Starshimmer (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=298603.msg14610304#msg14610304)<br/><strong>Tagging:</strong>All<br/><strong>Content:</strong>if Yoda were a Cthulhu cultist with cute tits...<br/><hr/><hr/><br/>Penny cackled, yes<em>cackled</em>as the totally-not-a-vampire was pelted with her sparkles.<strong> "Gotcha! hey! Hey no, don't run! STOP! <em>MY LEGS ARE SHORT!</em>"</strong>She cried in dismay, chasing after her teammates, and the creature. The heavy combatants did their thing, and Penny puzzled over what spells she could throw.<em>ALL OF THEM!</em>cried a tiny voice in the back of her mind. For just a second, the tiny gnome's head was awhirl with the arcane formulae it would take to conjoin several spells together and melt reality, reshaping it to her desires like soft putty. She could be a Queen! Empress! A goddess! ...And just as quickly the moment of terrible enlightenment fades, leaving a lingering sense of loss and megalomania, and slightly perky nipples. Just in time to hear Kiyoni.<br/><br/><strong>"Secure... restraint.. OH! got it! It's TENTACLE TIME, trollop!"</strong>Penny lifted her hands, her eyes getting a dark gleam to them as she prepared to speak the incantation. The words froze on her lips as she took a moment to consider... Again her mind whirled, this time with math. Black Tentacles erupting in a 20-foot radius from target A, completely filling the area... that would engulf the ambassador... her teammates. And she knows from experience, they don't feel as great as the pillow books back at the academy make it sound. Oh sure, Lucia would probably enjoy it, but the ambassador probably wouldn't.<br/><br/><strong>"I mean... Time for some HAIR PIE! I mean TIE! <em>Something</em>!"</strong>She drew from her belt a long, vaguely phallic rod of crystal, and it began to glow as she brought her fingers down into a quick series of gestures and spoke arcane syllables... Penny's long pigtails swirled in an otherworldly wind... and then shot out like ropes, wrapping the pallid foe up in a seemingly endless cocoon of silky pink strands of hair!<br/><br/>The whole time, Penny's eyes and thighs are squeezed shut and her cheeks are developing a rosy color themselves.<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Spells!</div><div class="spoiler_body">I mean if anyone <em>wants</em> to take 1d6+4 damage per round from abyssal abomination tentacles, we can work on that, but for right now, Penny's here to spew one-liners and grapple with her hair, and she's CLEARLY out of one-liners!<br/><br/>She's casting Strangling Hair (https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/s/strangling-hair/) on the undead wench; Penny's roll to grapple is 29 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=131134), and the hair deals 4 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=131135) damage. Since she's using her lesser metamagic rod of extend, it'll last for 16 rounds.<br/><br/>Also, since Penny is a fucking perv when it comes to hair, she will also be using some of her locks to twiddle what tender parts on the vamp that she can. So there's that.</div></div>