...the hell had happened? Seemed it was moments after Vall offered meal and board to her new friend(s) that it started going<em>nuts</em>. The fair Dame seemed to be becoming drunker by the moment, the elf too, then two more ladies showed up - first one whom she had to admit had quite the introduction, and the other far more subdued, which at this moment might have been appreciated - then there was talk about baths and swimming and fishmen...<br/><br/>Now the Paladin was being accosted by the elf, who decided it was a good idea to steal her panties from her body. Okay, Vall had seen enough; time to wrap up this embarrassment.<br/><br/><strong>"Alright, you sorry, drunken embarrassments!"</strong>Vall's voice was raised, loud, and full of authoritativeness as she stormed around the elf and stood in her way, making sure she was as 'in her face' as she could manage with her short height, staring her down with her posture unrelenting.<strong>"Abigail, you are <em>going</em> to put Jordan back on her feet <em>now</em>, and you're going to keep your hands to yourself from here on out, do you hear me? And Jordan show some damned composure for the gods' sake! You two act like you've never taken to drink before, the <em>hell</em> is the matter with you two?! If you can't handle you're gods-be-damned drink, then you can't handle <em>apologies</em> for acting like <em>disgraces</em> out in public when you sober up!"</strong><br/><br/>She pointed at the half-elven bard, and made sure to address her directly next.<br/><br/><strong>"Meriele: would you kindly keep an eye on your friend here? And get Jordan's panties back from her when you get the chance. I'll deal with Jordan myself,"</strong>her tone was more calm now, but it still held the full air of authority to it that came so naturally to her.<strong>"We can try bathing after they stop acting like drunken fools, so right now we're going to drag them - literally if need be - to the Dragon Inn and shove bread and water down their gullets until they've found their senses, <em>then</em> we can work out wrapping up for the evening, be it bath, bed, or both..."</strong><br/><br/>She took a deep breath, and then shot the newest-comer a smile that was truly pleasant, and perhaps a tad apologetic.<br/><br/><strong>"My apologies...Amadre, was it? That isn't how you should have been introduced to our lot here. Allow me to make it up to you by covering a nice room expense for the evening. We can try and re-introduce ourselves tomorrow, if you would like."</strong><br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">If it matters, rolled Intimidate/Charisma Check (All Untrained)...</div><div class="spoiler_body">At 2017-04-03 13:47:00, Keelan (uid: 15533) rolls: 1d20a5 Result: 25 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=101624)<br/>Nat-20 Motherfuckers ^_^</div></div>