You think you've heard it all and then someone comes up with something interesting like that..<br/><br/>And sometimes someone comes up with something awful like an 'ass of holding'.<br/><br/>Think I'm joking? Sadly, I am not...  (http://www.enworld.org/forum/2539869-post44.html)<br/><br/>NSFW, though only writing. Few choice lines beneath.<br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Quotes from the Tale</div><div class="spoiler_body">CM, who has been taking a draught off his Bleach Bottle from time to time, has his epiphany. As everyone else is arguing, CM leans back in his chair, takes a big swig from his Clorox Bottle stares up at the heavens and casts Commune with Captain Morgan (or maybe Clorox Bleach, never really sure with that guy). And lo, is his question answered. Suddenly, he jumps up, pounds the table and says:<br/><br/>“I know, I’ve got a big Bag of Holding! We can put all our stuff in there! Then we can hide it up my A**!!!”<br/><br/>“Stunned Silence”<br/><br/>“More Stunned Silence”<br/><br/>“What you talkin’ bout CM?”<br/><br/>“We can take everything &amp; fit it in my a**, and then hide it. We’ll have all our stuff right here!” The accompanying finger pointing was unnecessary.<br/><br/>Dwarf: “But, laddie, the bags is harsh burlap, not a pleasin’ material. I think it’ll not go whar you wan' it to go.”<br/><br/>CM: “Bah, we got cooking oil right? We can just coat the bag in cooking oil &amp; it’ll slide right up, just like in (porn title forgotten)”.<br/><br/>Halfling: “But it’s big! No way will that fit where you want it to fit!”<br/><br/>CM (interpreted into in-character speech): “What about that town crier report this morning! Somebody was caught sneaking into the palace with a short sword up his a**. And what about all my Major Illusion gems? I KNOW what will fit up an a**, I’ve invested thousands of gold pieces into what various young, nubile females of various races can fit into all their primary (and some secondary) orifices!”<br/><br/>Paladin: “I think I might have to atone now.”</div></div><br/>