"What is wrong?<em>What is wrong</em>?  This one tell you what is wrong!  This one ended up in stupid kitchen ninja challenge and had to beat up a cute guy, that's what's wrong!  And when this one took him to the hospital because his former master refused to teach a him anymore, they turned him into a girl!"<br/><br/>Shu pouts.<br/><br/>"Aiyaaaaah...number one bad luck, you bet!"<br/><br/>One hand cups itself just so, as if copping a feel off of an invisible woman sitting next to her.  Her eyes seem to glaze over for a second or two and she murmurs:<br/><br/>"...<sub>warm...and soft...and...and bouncy</sub>..."