Actually I was thinking of using Evasion followed by the dragon wheeling around, not being a particularly agile beast, and thus unable to attack. How did it get Evasion? Well Red Dragons are lawful so clearly it multiclassed to Monk, duh. The stupid thing rolled a 1 on its Will Save, I should be able to have the Red fly around the moon and back before it seriously questions the validity of my brilliant genius.<br/><br/>Also, if the spell resistance check hadn't utterly rammed my hopes and ambitions up its ass, the dragon would have become paralyzed and fallen to the ground in a helpless pile of flesh and bone. The quote was completely appropriate.<br/><br/>Also, I don't use strength checks to break down the fourth wall. I use snark checks. Snark checks are like strength checks, but they're rolled on pi sided dice and deal sonic acid damage.