<strong>-What led you to join the Delvers Company?</strong><br/><br/>Well, it wasn't the money, not really. After all, the average gold coin weighs almost as much as River. I mean she can still lift it because<em>MAGIC</em>, but it's still awkward that other people's pocket change cna be your dragon hoard. But hey, it's an excuse to get into all sorts of places where she normally wouldn't, see new places, do new people, meet new things.<br/>...Okay so some of it is for money. Ushie really does have a hard time getting steady work, and slapping norkers around for cash seems to fall within her skillset. of course the poor thing would get lost in a hallway without River looking out for her, you know. And really, River does have a weakness for gems. And magical toys. And there's a richness in seeing some would-be evil overlord reach for his doom-device and find chickens instead. All the chickens. Forever.<br/><br/><strong>-What is your preferred size to be?</strong><br/><br/>Damn girl, buy me a drink first!<br/>Ahem. River tends to default to her "normal" size, which is about two apples tall and considerably less wide. It's how she spent most of her time, after all. When she changes size, the perpective gets a little weird and it's awkward and slightly uncomfortable. When she has to, she'll go as large as she can to "blend in" - a buzzing glowing dust-sprinkling fairy tends to attract attention, after all. A halfling that walks a little drunk (she's not used to walking damn it, dirt feels WEIRD) stands out a little less.<br/><br/><strong>-What is your favorite thing about living among larger people?</strong><br/><br/>The fact that where there are Bigs, there usually<em>aren't</em>giant frogs. This is a serious concern when you resemble a dragonfly, because frogs aren't very smart; their head is mostly mouth and eyeballs, after all.<br/>Besides that? They're<em>fun</em>. Oh, River enjoys the wild world, to be sure. It's much friendlier to someone her size. You can't replace a tax collector's gold with deer nuggets unless you have a tax collector! And oak trees, while wonderful in most regards, are absolute shit at making alcohol. River's talked to a few, fermentation is something they just don't grasp. But let's be honest, you can't tease a rabbit into a moral panic. That's the best thing about the Bigs, they're so... stuffy, it's easy to flip their lids. Which amazes River. How can creatures who are going to die practically tomorrow going to spend so much of that time worrying about silly shit? Once you break them of all their silly little peccadilloes, there are other fun things you can do with them... Like<em>dancing!</em>