<div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=210470.msg10417413#msg10417413">Quote from: Kimmy on 25-08-2014, 12:23:22</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">May I present the latest in magical places: The Tavern of Holding- this magical place can hold all the horribly inconvienant, incompetent and unevenly leveled party members that you don't want! Here you can throw all those pesky party members into extra dimensional spaces filled with chloroform (otherwise known as dwarven home brew) so they never remember a thing- and you can cover their loss of senses with poorly formed bad romantic plot lines, strange dreams about monkeys with symbols on the stage or even shameful glances and quiet, disapproving comments on mystery past events that you never thought they were capable of...<br/><br/>Here at the tavern of holding, we work your unwanted party members to cover their own bill. We make them churn out bad greeting card lines and writing political speeches- but don't worry, we help them forget these heinous acts by getting them blind drunk on dwarven spirits and telling them they spent the whole day whoring themselves out instead. It's better for their souls in the long term...<br/><br/>Buy yourself a Tavern of Holding today and get yourself a free Mysterious old NPC to give out quests, spout useless quest information, occupy dark tavern corners and generally being mysterious! Scry tavern of Holding today!<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>Lol XD