"I know it's weird, Sam, but it<em>is</em>me! Ya-" The voice stopped itself. "<em>MAX! Dammit, that's getting fucking annoying...</em>" She took a deep breath and steadied herself. "Look, Sam. Yesterday I was over at your house playing Stardew Valley. You called me over, and you showed me that site - Perfect Cosplay. Well guess what? About noon, I get a skype call from - I think you -  but it's those Perfect Cosplay guys. I get zapped by... lightning, I don't know, and I wake up two hours ago... in a completely different bo-" She stopped. "RUBY! Could you please be quiet for TWO SECONDS!"<br/><br/>"Sorry, sis!" A small voice came across the phone. The first voice exhaled.<br/><br/>"Thank you. Christ that girl is a handful. I'm in another body, Sam! I've<em>become Yang!</em>Worst god-damn-thing about it is the conflicting memories! Have they contacted you yet!?"