"It went pretty well," I respond to her when she asks, at first, but then I let her go on.  Sounds like her sister is getting more pushy than normal.  "Well, if you want to be distracted, I can do one of two things for you right now.  Either I can flop down in front of you, beg you to rub my belly and give me headpats and boob teases, in exchange for me licking your nipples and generally making your brain melt...or I can tell you that someone decided to ransack Junior's apartment from top to bottom as a nuisance gesture and that I told him it'd be okay if he stayed at my place until he got everything sorted out.  He wanted to make sure you were okay with this, despite the fact that he has no boner for me and frankly you're such a steaming hottie that I wouldn't even<em>consider</em>him for just the bedroom business."  That's not to say I wouldn't consider him for other things...at least, maybe.