"I knoooooow," Pathfinder stated to the guard.  "Buuuuut..."  She pushed her fingers together.  "...I don't really have a choice."  She was a little bit red right now, but she had an idea for that.  "I'd drive home, if I could, but I had a few too many cosmos at the bar, so I'm kinda...tipsy."  The elf looked at the guard.  "Hey, you know, you're pretty handsome..."