<br/>I watch Becky brutalize the kitten! Normally its all fine and good and Police Brutality keeps the streets clean! But! As an upstanding Paladin, the fact she's doing it in broad daylight with so many witness's simply makes my head shake. "Becky! What do you think you're doing! You can't just beat her to near death! Not in broad daylight with this many people watching!" I walk up to her and give the puppy a hard spank on the rear. "Do you know how much paperwork you've caused me! I've got to write an incident report! And you know how much kitties like to play up the trauma! Woof!" I spank her some more! Making sure I look good and noble.<strong>"As your punishment! You must strip naked and apologize to this twitching mess of a kitty! Oh. And I guess we gotta go and take her to her family or something." </strong>I look at her and start channeling my divine Magicks into the kitty, healing her, but also shrinking my boobies a little in the process! Nuuu!<br/><br/>I turn to the kitty boy and huff.<strong>"Listen! I apologize for all the ruckus! I'll tell you what good sir! I'll let you have one free hump to Becky here if you tell everyone that the kitty attacked her! Do we have a deal?"</strong>