"Mmm, yes, didn't you see the library I brought with me? No, I suppose not, it was packed away into the portable hole. Such a delightful invention, I must say." She rolls over, back onto her belly, setting down the two books, making sure to mark the pages. "And what brings you here, Mr. Know-It-All? I thought you knew the writings in every book ever written." He'll notice, if he cares to, that the smutty romance novel she's reading is about a dragon and his human lover; not quite the same relationship, but unquestionably comparable.