Oh.  A cell phone.  How quaint.  He might as well have put on a gigantic neon-colored foam hat that says KICK ME.  Because the effect would have been more or less the same.  He's the first one I go after.  "Hey!  Didn't your mother teach you it's rude to talk on the phone in public?!"  I switch my bat to my right hand only, using the knob on the grip end to poke guys in the eyes (with attending Three Stooges-like sound effects), then pull the gun I keep in the harness out, blasting the errant phone and the mooks' hand along with it.  I trip another guy with the long end of the bat, sending him down to the pavement, and then piledriving the business end of the wooden sports object into his ass.  "Take a lesson, boys!  Don't be rude to girls trying to talk to you!"  I whack the next goon that comes at me with the butt end of my gun, leaving the cross-hatched impression of the bottom of the clip on his forehead.<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Dice Roll</div><div class="spoiler_body">Yang = 2, 2, 4, 6.  Spend the 4 on Side Goal.<br/>Yin = 1, 6.</div></div>