Draiss quickly casts ventriloquism, and makes a loud, long fart come from the bard as he finishes his ditty, and then stands, trying, and failing magnificently, to look innocent. He then begins to set up the rope, and casts a spell to keep anything from wandering into the secluded area while they are in the mansion, and then kicks back. After a moment, he hunts up four twigs, breaking them to four different lengths, and says, "Watches for tonight anyone? Longest stick is third watch, near longest is middle, second shortest would be first, and the shortest is no watch. Sound fair?"<br/><br/>If everyone agrees and has drawn, Draiss is disgusted to learn he has middle watch. He mutters, "Typical."