http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=13084<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Spoiler: Click to Show/Hide</div><div class="spoiler_body">(http://i.imgur.com/aqrqK8a.jpg)</div></div><br/>Having spent the last few thousand years pleasuring women who served there duty well, I have decided that it was high time that I get a vacation! The Mortal world seems like a fun place to visit, me having gotten so dreadfully bored of paradise. Getting perks like all the celestial pussy that I want, booze, and orgies are fun for about a thousand years, but after that it becomes far to mundane.<br/><br/>I grab my Flaming Greatsword, a powerful weapon capable of slicing anyone in two. Naturally I'd be sure not too kill too many mortals. There lives are so short though, I may have to worry about them dying of old age while i'm there. I also grab a neat toy I have, mundane here, the Rod of Sexy Wonders. Should be fun for passing the time. And finally snatching a good ol' bag of holding to keep the stuff I find, I walk to the portal and teleport! Flying away and...<br/><br/>Oh! OOPS! I think I flattened something? Hm. Oh well! It was like this before. Its not like the mortals will remember this too much. They only live 100 years! They'll be over it by the time I leave and have forgotten this silly little mishap. Now, lets scan the area.<br/><br/>I soar about 10 feet in the air and scout my surroundings! Naturally not bothering hiding my grace and stunning regality.<strong>"People of this world! I have graced you with my presence. Give me your gifts of booze and whores" </strong>