How horrible! Such a boring book that I almost pass out from disappointment! Expecting something lewd as I casually flick it off the table so it falls on the ground. Why? So I could watch it fall! Nyhahahahahaaa! With that bit of evil done with  I spot the door and scamper my way over to sniff that as well and shake my butt at it, to make sure it is safe before opening it and peering down the hallway to see what is up up.