Holy crap.  Max had been a little shorter than he had been - just a couple inches, nothing more.  But Yang was<em>taller</em>than he was.  Again, just a couple inches, nothing more, but to look at who was supposed to be your best friend and see his neck rather than the top of his head was something...a bit different.  "Wow.  Are those real?"  It was the first thing out of his mouth, and he instantly regretted it.  "I'm so sorry!  I haven't any idea what came over me!"  Jesus!  This was supposed to be his best friend, stuck in the body of a girl - a hot girl - and the first thing he asked her was if her boobs were real?  Was a good thing, probably, that Ruby arrived on the scene seconds after he had said them, otherwise...ew.<br/><br/><em>"DO THE THING?!"</em>He yelled when Ruby barraged them with her ideas about what they would be doing.  He went so red and looked like he was about to die.  Soon enough, though, they were seated (away from Ruby) and talking about this.  "Uh...kind...of?  They tried to call me when I hung up, but I didn't answer and just stayed away from the computer.  When I get home, I'll log off Skype and stay off it for a week.  We can Steamchat when we need to talk."  Oh,<em>Max</em>might have been disgusted by the idea...but<em>Yang?</em><br/><br/><em>I don't think Dad would approve of all the boys, though.</em><br/><br/><em><strong>I know I do.</strong></em><br/><br/>Fuck.  Yang was probably...well, she probably<em>was</em>bi, wasn't she?  Shit, she probably had to pick the<em>one</em>bi girl out of the lesbian harem that was RWBY.<br/><br/>"So, uhm...what, what now?"