"I am indeed The Spoiler.  My card."  He took a business card out of his coat and handed it to the officer.  "And this is a crate of implausium.  At this very moment, the North Fork Four are fighting Dr. Omega and the Atlantean 'Lord Trepian', who were in the middle of a transaction at the time.  I thought it expedient to take the object of their misdeeds and turn it in to the proper authorities."