When was 'didn't give anyone food poisoning' a measure of success? Shouldn't that just be the standard? Lapine was a little worried, but hell, she was hungry, and she'd certainly seen worse places to eat at. Didn't eat at most of them, but she'd seen them at least. She avoided the real-meat as suggested, and the flavor packets... she didn't need much really, since she could disable her tastebuds if she wanted (and she oft did when eating questionable things at work), and was done before Rita was good to go.<br/><br/>So she was waiting for the other two when Rita apparently had a bout of spontaneous magical happenstance that was really like watching one of her Japanese animes: Rita slipped, fell, and burst open her zipper, reached to catch herself and ripped Leon's clothes off of his body as it was cheapo stuff. He went down too, but Lapine didn't, being extremly acrobatic with an impeccable magically enhanced sense of balance. So she kept on her feet and resist falling, managing to save everyone's soydogs that were up in the air as her rifle was slung on to her back and...<br/><br/>...was it chilly in here? Lapine looked down as she noticed her nipples were grating against what felt like the inside of her vest... and yeah, yeah it was. SOMEHOW Lapine was stuck wearing her gloves, boots, shemagh, and her various tactical gear... but somehow lost her top and bottom somehow. How, HOW?! Her inner belt of her duty belt had been through the top of her pants, and the bottoms didn't go over her shoes, and her top was positively skintight stuck under a full-wrap plate carrier with side plates! How... HOW?!<br/><br/>But suffice to say, they'd been pretty obvious, and so there she was, two naked sticky cuties and her, naked but for tactical gear, holding three soy wieners, in the middle of the supposed restaurant, being told to basically not be whores... yeah, everyone was looking at her now, with no way to cover her legs, butt, or her dong... which suddenly shot to full staff in about a second. Oh this was amazingly public and so very, VERY hot... even if the cause was a mess of nonsense. Lapine pursed her lips - mainly to keep from shivering, as she bit her cheek too to keep from being so visibly aroused by this - and nodded to the worker, before gently kicking Rita until she got to her feet.<br/><br/><Leon I hate your friend as much as I love how amazing this has made me. Both of you get up, get your soydogs, and let's go. We're going to be walking around naked a bit until we find a place where I can safely take off ALL of my tactical gear and put it back on> Lapine stated, now booting Leon to his feet gently. <Also this is an AMAZINGLY uncomfortable erection; this was hotter than at the store, so I'm going to need to 'work this off'... and you should put your dress back on, and your friend needs a new outfit>