http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=652427<br/><br/>Life for me was more or less normal as a college student. Walking around, flirting with girls, giving them polite spanks on the ass which weirdly had them reject me and say mean things to me! Huffing and wishing my life had more excitement, adventure, and orgies. However! As a cat and a dog show up in front of me! I am pleased and hopeful about my future as they whisk me away into a magical land filled with kemonomimi's! Falling on my butt as a beautiful doggy princess comes to guide me away and make me a hero! Life was looking up for me!<br/><br/>However, then I realize that I'm more or less a figurehead to boost moral, and despite having powerful magic am to sit around, looking at all the adorable doggy girls that are locked up. Sighing  and listening to boring politics. Going each day getting horny and not having anything to do with it! Its a nightmare! Plus this dumb puppy girl obviously doesn't know how to run a country! With high taxes, this place is a rebellion away from going under! The rich are none too happy with the laws indicate only three fuckpets! Well! I have to put a stop to this! Before I do anything drastic. I try to resolve this manner peacefully.<br/><br/><strong>"The solution to all of your problems is very simple! We should host a charity event where we get all the virgin priestesses and have them dance around and fuck for a high price. Also, remove the limit on fuckpets, however make it taxable after 3! This will get you revenue from the rich and help you relax the taxes so there's no revolt" </strong>I say, trying to be reasonable.<strong> "Also for this party, you should auction off people from your high staff to the highest bidder. And also tell everyone that all churches will now double as brothels, and goverment taxed. So that way you get your tax money and the people are happy and don't revolt!" </strong>I say, this doubling as the ultimatum for the Princess too change her evil ways.