"I won't tell if you won't!  But in truth?  If it felt better, I think I should have been far more willing to lie with my husband, even if he was a smelly old goat."<br/><br/>She giggles.<br/><br/>"You'd think they'd figure that out, right?  It's...it's part of why I'm willing to stay here.  She...well...she actually seems to care about us, you know?"