"I don't mind it in me," she started.  "I don't mind it dripping out of me.  I don't mind it getting all over my couch.  I don't mind it getting on my clothes, even."  The elf took a breath.  "I mind it<em>on</em>me.  On my face, my hair,<em>especially my hair</em>!"  She let out the breath.  "As for the slobber, yes, if I stopped paying attention, if I didn't think about it, then it wouldn't be so bad.  But that's what I<em>do</em>.  I think about things, about everything.  That's why I'm so good.  I might as well ask you to stop having a tail."