Well this has turned out to be quite a excellent business opportunity for Tim. Turns out there is this advanced city being planned out along the east coast, and they are hiring all sorts of magical beasts and adventurers and what not to help out. Supposedly this city will utilize proper city planning with straight roads and infrastructure, sewage and even some sort of advanced power grid. Homes being installed with "indoor" lighting and plumping, whatever that means, which perks your interest enough to fly over and see what all the fuss is about.<br/><br/>So after a month of flying and pillaging and raping and more pillaging, along with even more raping and pillaging you finally cross the border into the new country and see the sprawling new city being built along a coastline. Being a not-homicidal half-dragon for a change as you play it cool and land in a random town square, perking the interest of plenty of locals as they point and stare and talk.<br/><br/>Before you can get on with the pillaging and raping and pillaging a really cute elf girl scampers up and gets your attention by screaming at you in a really high pitched voice,<strong>"Oh My Gawd! You've finally arrived Master Aujir Munthrek! We've been tracking you with our radar for days and were hoping you would become a lawful citizen here in our lovely city of Mistera!"</strong><br/><br/>Not giving you a chance for a rebuttal before screaming again and going full crazy with excitement and joy and energy and more screaming. Sure, getting admired in this fashion is a great boost to your ego, but getting screamed at like this is just a tad bit headache inducing. What is even more disconcerting is how they knew you were coming, and what this "radar" thing is. Investigations will be needed post haste! All the same the screaming elf keeps screaming about something about power requirements and job opportunity and lots of gold.<br/><br/><br/>