I walk with Becky through the town. Warning her about the shady kittens and reminding her that everything she has ever heard was 100% true!<strong>"Kitties are known for kidnapping innocent puppies and taking them to their layer to fill them with crystals! So many guards are lost each year to their schemes. It's part of their evil plan to get rid of us and out breed us! Kitties and Bunnies together make up 75% of the population! Should they ban together they'd destroy all that is good and decent in the world</strong>" I tell her as we patrol. Looking down the streets at the shops.<br/><br/><strong>"Be sure to check every Cart you go by" </strong>I say, casually peeking in one that is parked and catching a glimpse of two random perverts going at it.<strong> "It can be dangerous if you find kitties taking advantage of puppies! Or worse! Foxies" </strong>I say, my tail fluffing up at the horrid thought. "<strong>If you see one molesting a bunny that's fine. Just write them both a fine for public indecency and swat them a few times for good measure" </strong><br/><br/>We pass by the puppy boy guard at the brothel, and I give him a wave.<strong> "Keep up the good work! If you need us to come club some kitties or need one arrested! Don't hesitate to call us! Citizen arrests are rewarded with the right to mount one of the guards!"</strong>I remind him, blowing him a kiss as we make our way to the massage parlor.<br/><br/>I stop by all the kitties walking in and out. Huffing at them.<strong>"And what do you ladies think you're doing here?! Kitties getting massages!? how can you afford it! Is this a front for a criminal business? I'm gonna have to ask you all to get against the wall and strip! Becky! Check them! Don't be afraid to club them if one gets fiesty!" </strong>