<span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;">Random John Generator (RJG)</span><br/><br/>Feel free to suggest new characteristics as they come up!<br/><br/><strong>Sex</strong><br/>1-6: Male<br/>7-9: Female<br/>10: Futa<br/><br/><strong>Race</strong><br/>1-8: Humans<br/>9: Dwarves<br/>10: Elves<br/>11: Gnomes<br/>12: Half-Elves<br/>13: Half-Orcs<br/>14: Halflings<br/>15: Androids<br/>16: Kasathas<br/>17: Lashuntas<br/>18: Shirrens<br/>19: Vesk<br/>20: Ysoki<br/><br/><strong>Physique</strong><br/>1: Tall and thin<br/>2: Tall<br/>3: Tall and fat<br/>4: Thin<br/>5: Average<br/>6: Fat<br/>7: Short and thin<br/>8: Short<br/>9: Short and fat<br/>10: Other<br/><br/><strong>Service</strong><br/>1: Hand<br/>2-3: Mouth<br/>4: Breast<br/>5-8: Vaginal<br/>9: Anal<br/>10: Other<br/><br/><strong>Mishaps (occur on a natural 1 or natural 20)</strong><br/>1: John's significant other returns home/tracks them down<br/>2: John falls in love with Nazoli<br/>3: John refuses to pay/credits bounce<br/>4: John impregnates Nazoli (contraceptives are a dud; if female, assume alien physiology)<br/>5: Sexual encounter is secretly recorded by John or third party<br/>6: John is into S&M/painful sex...and is the Dom<br/>7: John can't get it up/vagina can't be stimulated<br/>8: John tries to kidnap/imprison Nazoli to become their sex slave<br/>9: John has an STD<br/>10: John goes into cardiac arrest/seizure/etc during lovemaking