LITERALLY NOTHING I DO WORKS! I miss being captive by the first people! I wanna be some rich persons pet! That sounds so much better! I winch and struggle as I'm outfitted with a harness and corset! Suddenly a bit gag is forced in my mouth, mithril loops and leather everywhere! Bolts and locks and straps all tightening against me! They want me as nothing more then a chariot! These evil evil people! They tricked me!<br/><br/>I feel my rib cage practically squeezing around me, and wince, suddenly my bit gag is torn away and I gasp.<strong> "But! But! I'm a dragon! Don't you wanna have me burn stuff! Breath fire on vilages, help you kidnap women! Things like that! The rich pervert who paid for me will not like this at all!" </strong>