You manage to get everything set up perfectly, and it seems like everything is going wonderfully... Until your bodies revert to normal size. The bone's sudden increase in density puts a good deal of stress on the wooden stairs beneath you, and the wood actually starts to give out! You try to keep your balance as the wood shifts and groans beneath you, but you can feel that you're about to go down... And you and Sharpspike can only watch in horror as the pedestal tilts and falls, crushing through several floors worth of staircase before finally shattering against the ground below.<br/><br/>Luckily, when the dust clears, the dragon bone is still in one piece...<br/>.<br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button"> OOC</div><div class="spoiler_body">Can I get a reflex save?</div></div><br/>The alcohol must still be impeding your reaction time, because you reach out to grab the edge a full second after you start to fall. So, instead of the ledge, you end up grabbing Sharpspike's tail.<br/><br/>To give the little guy credit, he manages to hold on for a good three seconds before losing his grip, sending the two of you plummeting down awkwardly to the next set of stairs. Somewhere along the way, your makeshift dress comes loose, tangling Sharpspike in midair.<br/><br/>You land first, the impact of the stairs knocking the wind out of you (-3 HP). And then your entangled friend lands on top of you, his head firmly burying itself between your breasts and knocking the wind out of you all over again (-1 nonlethal). It doesn't help that the kobold immediately starts trying to squirm and free himself, causing his clawed hands and feet to tickle you through the tattered fabric.<br/><br/>"Nadia elf-girl," the kobold's voice is muffled by the cloak wrapped around his face. "These stairs seem softer than before..."<br/>