"It isn't a bad time my dear," he said standing and taking her by the hand, "and it's my job as your employer, your friend, and as a gentleman to see to your needs."  He opened the door to the upstairs hallway and peeking out didn't see anyone lurking, so he quickly hustled her into his bedroom, locking the door behind them.  He turned and crushed the athletic elf against the door his lips finding hers in a needy kiss.  Then breaking away he said, "Actually I must admit, I've been afraid that I've been neglecting your attentions.  It has been a while since you've shared my bed.  I'd understand if you'd lost interest, but I admit that I am glad you have not."<br/><br/>He backed up, unbuttoning his shirt slowly and he gestured to the statue beneath the cloth, "I'd like to show you my creation, uncover it, and it will block any sounds from leaving this room.  It is quite, interesting I think and I'm hoping that you'll like it as well."<br/><br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">The statue</div><div class="spoiler_body"><br/><div class="floatright">(http://i.imgur.com/B8VYDSi.jpg)</div><strong>Tehr's Bedroom Statue:</strong><br/><br/>Aura moderate Enchantment and Abjuration, and faint illusion; CL 1st<br/>Slot n/a; Price (not for sale, but market value is apx 10,000) gp; Weight 5 lb.<br/><br/>DESCRIPTION<br/><br/>This bronze statue features the image of a nude woman standing on a small pedestal.  Measuring about one foot in height, it glows with a very dim light (roughly the light of one candle).  While the statue is uncovered, it's magic is active, however the magic can be suppressed temporarily by covering it with a cloth or some other form of covering.  It's magic extends in all directions up to 100 feet as per line of sight rules, so it's effective range is usually one room <em>(though it could be less if the room is quite large)</em>, but covering it effectively 'turns it off' as it's effect is limited to the space under the covering.<br/><br/>In addition to glowing faintly the statue has three other abilities quite useful for the primal mage.  The first is that anyone within it's line of sight other than the creator of the object (Tehr) is subject to the spell "Awaken Libido" once a round as if cast by a 1st level spell caster.  If a target has achieved orgasm in the last fifteen minutes, they are immune to this effect for a short while.<br/><br/>The second ability is that anyone within it's line of sight, including the creator of the object, is subject to the spell infertility once a round as if cast by a 1st level spell caster.<br/><br/>The last ability only functions if the statue's line of effect can hit each wall, floor, and ceiling in the room that it is in.  IE. if it is in a room that is greater than 100 feet long, and the statue is at one end, the far wall is outside of the range of effect of the statue, and thus, this last ability will not function.  However in a room where the statue is uncovered and within all walls, floors, and ceilings, the statue casts a variation on 'Ghost Sound'.  Anyone outside of the room that is trying to listen in through the walls, keyhole, window, crack at the bottom of the door, etc, will instead hear the effect of the Ghost Sound spell.  The spell creates an auditory effect that sounds like conversation at a crowded party.  The conversation is not actual words, but sounds like muttered words that can't quite be distinguished.  The effect of this ability is that anyone attempting to listen into the room has "Terrible conditions" to hear what is actually occurring in the room.   (See 'perception (http://www.d20pfsrd.com/skills/perception)' for more details)   Note that this ability only functions when someone actively tries to listen to the conversation from outside of the room, and does not occur otherwise. <br/><br/><br/>CONSTRUCTION REQUIREMENTS<br/><br/>Craft Wondrous Item, Awaken Libido, Infertility, Ghost Sound;   Cost to create: 5,000 gp<br/><br/><br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Spell description: Awaken Libido and Infertility</div><div class="spoiler_body"><br/>Awaken Libido<br/>Enchantment (Compulsion)<br/>[Mind-Affecting], [Primal]<br/>Level: Brd 1, Clr 1, Dru 1, Pal 1, Rng 1, Src /  Wiz 1, Primal 1<br/>Components: V, S<br/>Casting Time: 1 standard action<br/>Range: Touch<br/>Target: 1 living creature<br/>Duration: 10 min +1 min / level<br/>Saving Throw: Will Negates<br/>Spell Resistance: Yes<br/>This spell awakens the sexual libido in a target.  While under the influence of this spell the target becomes extremely aroused and horny.  This arousal affects both the mind and body of the target, including any biological effects that would accompany any such arousal (hardened nipples, stiffening of the cock, moistening of the vagina, blushing, etc).  This state of arousal does not necessarily mean that the target will be attracted to the caster or feel sexually attracted to them in particular.  But the target of this spell has a -5 to any opposed skill check to resist seduction or to any social skill where their opponent is using sexuality to their advantage (such as heavy flirting to get a better price on goods).<br/><br/><br/>Infertility<br/>Abjuration (sexual)<br/>[primal]<br/>Level: Clr 1, Dru 1, Pal 1, Rng 2, Sor / Wiz 1, Primal 1<br/>Components: V, S, M<br/>Casting Time: 1 standard action<br/>Range:  Personal or touch<br/>Target: 1 living creature<br/>Duration: 2 day/level <br/>Saving Throw: (Special)<br/>Spell Resistance: yes<br/>A stronger version of the primal spell Protection this spell completely renders the target infertile.  Short of the magic of a deity or epic level spell caster, the target of this spell can not impregnate someone or become impregnated.<br/></div></div></div></div>