Leaving the hidden gym (putting my shoes and socks back on when it's clear to me that we are leaving), I follow Junior to a strip mall that...well, this is a rather interesting logo, isn't it?  Ganesh wearing a Viking helmet and football jersey, and carrying a shield on top of all of that.  Going inside, we find tiny children doing exercises with a couple of (if you had to ask me, overenthusiastic) trainers.  Junior gets me to Phil, who is very built and (I can guess) probably used to be in football or something.  (Or maybe the jersey thing is just an affectation.  Who knows?)  I let Junior and Phil talk, and wait until I'm introduced to speak up.<br/><br/>"I'd like some weapons training to go along with my bare knuckle stuff.  But not a lot.  If you know Ingress, then you may know these guys.  The Killjoys.  They're harassing her coffee shop and her girls.  I was recommended for the job of protecting all of it."  I can't exactly explain to the guy that I used to<em>not</em>have tits, a fuzzy tail, and had run into a girl in a Lime Green mood while I was Dodger Blue.  "The cops, I would imagine, would take umbrage at the notion of me cutting people into tiny bits with swords, so I'm just thinking a bat or something to send a message.  If you want to pass on that, though, I'll just take the barehanded stuff."