Tehr chuckled at the maid's name.  With hair as red as hers it was little wonder how her family received their surname.  He returned to his room to dress, and was for once thankful that his trusted friend and servant Angelique had packed more than he would have.  As he opened the case that had been brought to the room, found after only a little searching about, he found a note in her delicate handwriting.<br/><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote">Quote</div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">Master ir'Wynt,<br/>You'll likely have a formal dinner upon your arrival.  I suggest you wear the hunter green silk shirt with the high neck and gold trim that I've packed for you.  With it the loose fitting crimson trousers and the brocade belt.  I would suggest eschewing any over coat or vest unless I miss my mark and the Ravos nobility is terribly stuffy.  In which case I packed a matching crimson vest with your house emblem.  However if the meal is not overly formal wear little jewelry and fancy clothing, it might send the wrong signal of false wealth.  If you wear a vest, use a black cravat, if not, crimson to match the pants.<br/><br/>-A</blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>Tehr chuckled.  Even a day's ride away she knew him so well.  He pulled out the fancy doublet of fine double brushed silk in a dark green and laid it out next to the crimson trousers.  The trousers were loose from the waist straight to the ankle, not tailored to contour to the leg.  It was a minor blessing for men such as Tehr who had less than shapely or athletic builds.  It was however not quite loose enough to hide the occasional erection, and it made Tehr almost nostalgic for the styles of his grandfather, where the pantaloons balooned outwards from the waist to the knee.  One could hide an entire country summer sausage in there in addition to his slightly more than adequite manhood.<br/><br/>Tehr began dressing, sans vest, as Angelique had instructed and simply told himself that he would try to keep his urges under control at dinner.... and if he couldn't.... well, maybe he'd just stay seated till any issues resolved themselves.  After all the lady of the house had already seen a hint of what he was packing.  His mind started doing some complex math as he dressed, just to stay occupied.  If the average male halfling was just under four feet tall, and the average human man was a hair under six feet tall, that meant that there was a height ratio of around 2/3rds for the smaller folk than what Tehr was used too.  He also knew that he was a little larger than average in the manhood department, coming in a little under eight inches in length and fairly thick at around six and a half inches in circumference.  He'd read a report from a doctor, circulated very privately of course, that the average size of a man was around six inches in length and around five around.  That bore out with what he'd seen in his life as well.<br/><br/>He buttoned up his shirt and began tying his cravat while he pondered the size ratio.  He had no idea if halflings followed the exact same body type as humans, but it bore supposition that they did.  Thusly if the average human was around six feet tall with a six inch long cock, it stood to reason that the average halfling, standing at four feet tall was packing a solid four inches in length when aroused.  But what was more interesting was the fact that if that ratio did hold true the average halfling was only around three and a third inches around.<br/><br/>Now, he knew that most women had no trouble taking him at full sail, and only had to be cautious with women who were not aroused or were very inexperienced.  He wasn't overly large, just well blessed.  But being twice the width and length of a normal member of the species, it was really quite something that Emily could take all of him.  Eeva couldn't, but she certainly seemed to enjoy the time they'd spent in the carriage.  In fact her copious ejaculate told Tehr that maybe halfling women didn't share the exact same sexual specifications as...<br/><br/>Tehr realized that he was giving himself an erection and went and sat on the bed.  Pulling out his spell book he decided to go over whatever spells he might use tomorrow in order to take his mind off sexual matters.  It wouldn't do to arrive at dinner with a half mast.<br/><br/><br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">ooc</div><div class="spoiler_body">If that's too tall for a halfling, and you'd rather them be more of 3 feet tall than 4, just let me know.<br/><br/>Sources:<br/>http://dnd4.wikia.com/wiki/Human (http://dnd4.wikia.com/wiki/Human)<br/>http://dnd4.wikia.com/wiki/Halfling (http://dnd4.wikia.com/wiki/Halfling)<br/>http://www.penissizedebate.com/page33_average-penis-size.htm (http://www.penissizedebate.com/page33_average-penis-size.htm)<br/><br/><br/>Oh and the reason I went with this post is 2 reasons.  1. I wasn't sure if he should wander about the house till dinner, and probably would wait to be summoned.  2.  I feel like I don't play up his intelligence often enough.  This seemed like a good chance to have an internal monologue while also talking about his dress for dinner.<br/></div></div>