<strong>"Aw, bleedin' 'eck, what is it? Can't you see I'm... oh, you seem to have fulfilled the conditions, you two. Of course, the bill for cleaning the floor will be sent to each of you independently, seeing as figuring out who is to blame sounds like effort. Now, what can I do for you both, seeing as you're here now?"</strong><br/><br/>The redhead blushes at Alaedra's comment, and realizes she doesn't have much left to cover her lower half with, so just shrugs.<br/><br/>"I require form 18B, as I am a permanent resident as of thirteen hours ago."<br/><br/><strong>"A heart-wrenching tale, I'm sure. Let me just fill these bits out, to prove it's legitimate, now, name, species, age, sex if relevant and legal standing?"</strong><br/><br/>"Vicky Cortez, Thayan human, twenty five, female, um... I don't understand the last question."<br/><br/><strong>"Legal standing, doesn't know. Right. Place of residence, if known."</strong><br/><br/>"One hundred and sixty seven, Beholder Lane, Vasterdrake District."<br/><br/><strong>"Very well, I'll sign this, then you sign here, then take it down stairs to the stunty to get it stamped."</strong><br/><br/>"Stunty?"<br/><br/><strong>"The short bastard."</strong><br/><br/>Just as Vicky signs the document and begins to take it to the door, he calls out.<br/><br/><strong>"Wait just a minute, here. You'll need this, too, form 936.2 amended, for the application for exposure as a mortal, exemption from mortal decency."</strong><br/><br/>"What do you-?"<br/><br/><strong>"Those things! Your legs are showing, and those are clearly undergarments! You need permission for that sort of thing as a mortal."</strong><br/><br/>Vick grits her teeth, annoyed that everyone seems to be required to make a joke about her exposed undies.<br/><br/><strong>"Now, next?"</strong>