He paused, halfway through his step, his expression becoming pained as he processed what she said, several emotions flashing across his face, before finally settling on skeptical amusement. "And I suppose there are also dragons, ettins, demons, devils, daemons, angels, archons, the legendary Tarrasque, krakens, fairies, pixies, trolls, ogres, kobolds, goblins, treants? Maybe toss a few Tall Mans in there, add a few grey men, a handful of yeti. And a bit of psionics and magic while you are at it, make it a proper fucking Dungeons and Dragons game. Which version we in? Basic, advanced, 3.5, Pathfinder or one of the spin off versions?"<br/><br/>He would have kept going, before finally getting his brain in gear enough to note two things as he turned toward her. First was that her ears were pointed and somewhat longer than normal, in fact they were somewhat... elven in appearance. More importantly was the look of surprised shock, slowly hardening into anger. He completely stopped, and stared at her, his expression slowly falling as he realized he might not actually be home anymore, which meant he wouldn't be getting to his D&D group the day after he got back. "Oh shit."