Alright, this is better than what I had imagined.  I was never really that much into relationships, but I know from just growing up with girls in the house that there can be an<em>insane</em>amount of various bottles and soaps and other such things in the bathroom.<em>Insane</em>.  But, the good news is that there's literally only three things; I can't possibly screw this up.  Hair first.  I realize that with no shower head to spray water, then I need to...and I do my best to immerse myself in the water, coming up once I think...wow.  I've got quite a bit of hair.  Oh, I got it all, but...it's a<em>lot</em>more hair than I had before.<br/><br/>I pick up the bottle to open it and get started.