tsk tsk, this certainly won't do! Such a disobedient kitten. I load her sister into my bag of holding, and then watch the fight. I decide too see who wins. I inform both kittens that I will only have the best. The winner shall be my pet, and the loser shall become stone. I clap my hands, greeting the people surounding me. Introducing myself as a divine being. While asking if they were enjoying the show.