<em>I will have you know I have my own little army of kobolds that have taken to worshiping me as a goddess, thank you, and I've been nurturing this tribe along for the better part of a hundred and twenty years. You'd be surprised what these industrious little guys are capable of.</em><br/><br/>"Guhhh... I think I would've preferred the tackling," he said, going slack and closing his eyes to try and rest, despite the uncomfortable position.