Adrian almost manages to keep both a straight face and level voice as he says, "Well, let's face the facts.  Yesterday you engaged in exhibistionitic sex with an ork. Today you called up an ork, both to rail and get railed by, and you c-completely ignored the porn available in favor of an ork later. And I'm pretty sure that you - pfhehe." Almost made it to the end without laughing at what he's saying.<br/><br/>"Ahem!"<br/><br/>His attempts to get back into a faux-professional demeanor are ruined by both his bobbing erection and the rough massaging of Harper's legs. "But until we see you go for an ork over a troll, we can't be sure that you just don't like'em bigger than you are. But I'll be glad to be part of the sample group." Unless you assume that he's going for a 'massage' pro, then he's not doing too bad.