A sweet-sounding voice responded from the other end.  "Max, I want to say, first thing.  I tried.  I really did.  I made sure that there weren't any traps waiting for me or anything like that when I got home.  But<em>shitbiscuits</em>!  They'd rigged my fuggin' laptop to zap the bejesus out of me the moment I touched it!  And now, well, dammit, now apparently they're two for two when it comes to applicants making a damn joke!"  One of the things that was...notable about the character in question was that when she got angry or excited or in a state like this, well, she tended to let her mouth run a bit too freely.