Pouting out some as my tourist guide doesn't speak celestial! This is just rank un-professionalism by the tourist board. About ready to file a complaint about this before the brown skinned girl says something in common and elvish. Which I can easily understand, as mortal languages are all very simplistic. Your accent, however, is just adorable and your cute use of slang. Rather rude of her to demand my identity, as she should know already! But she did say please, and it would be rude to not introduce myself, as I speak in perfect elvish. The sort of elvish that would give a grammar professor an orgasm or audio delight.<br/><br/><strong>"My name is &lt;Serieyle Feylruun Malstafaar Lurvign Delmort Elysia&gt;. I "Hail" from the glorious lands of green rolling hills and ponds of Elysium. I After working tirelessly at the hot springs for a few eons, I am here to enjoy a lovely and relaxing vacation, as you should know already. Didn't my tourist board inform an associate of my arrival? Isn't this Muyytar?"</strong><br/><br/>(know history of 15 to know that Muyytar was a elvish kingdom from 3000 years ago and 500 miles to the west. I am not just off course but off time.)