<em>Yeah, definitely not a dream.</em><br/><br/>It took him a moment to orient himself, before he realized he was exactly where he wanted to be: in front of the Lady of Pain.  Not that he'd ever met the Lady of Pain before, but if this was a fake, it was no great shame to fall for it.  There were a thousand questions he could ask, but he settled on the one he came for.<br/><br/>"Can you tell me the rules of the game?"