He raised an eyebrow as she started asking questions, before pulling out a notepad and adding a tick under all the questions she asked to keep score, though he did add a new one at the end about proving he was a god as that was a new question. That done, he dismissed the notepad, and leaned back, getting comfortable. "Any being of sufficient power is indistinguishable from a god. EXCEPT, for the elusive divine spark. Now, having undergone the process of acquiring/unlocking/whatever one, I have a pet theory that I am in absolutely no hurry to test about them. And that is that there are two ways to become a god. Need, and unsealing. Need is that there is such a strong belief about a higher power or such a powerful desire for 'higher' help by enough people that the god pops into being.<br/><br/>The unsealing is that every being that has ever existed has the seed of a divine spark already contained inside them. However, at some point, way way way way etc, back in the past, some made and cast such a spell of epic proportions that it probably destroyed their plane, and sealed all of those sparks in their seed forms. Unsealing them is like trying to undo a chest with forty different traps on it, all of them enough to kill you if you screw up by even the slightest among, and you have never even seen a lock before, let alone knock how to undo it. Most of the time, unlocking the seal releases a massive surge of energy that destroys the spark, the being containing it, and everything with a certain radius determined by how strong the spark would have been. Mine was fifty miles wide and one and a half miles deep. It also tossed me through a faulty portal into a random destination, which is probably why I made it rather than being consumed in the explosion. So really, the question of am I a god or just an absurdly powerful, somewhat loony mage that merely thinks he is and probably has a few hundred damn good reasons to not contradict<br/><br/>As for the other questions... Well, why not?"