That was way harder than it should have had been! Who knew that getting a business license, bribing a retiring alchemy shop owner to selling her shop with plenty of coin and plenty of humping, bribing the local officials to look the other way as you change it into a parlor for tattoos and piercings, and then proceeding to bribe the local trades guild into joining them so they'll leave you the fuck alone with their insane demands for union dues and pamphlets and meetings and making sure no one shop is taking business away from another and so on and so on. So boring! You'd thought this would be easy after retiring from the adventuring life, losing most of your comrades in arms to either monsters or the more evil versions,<em>wives....</em><br/><br/>Nope, none of that bullshit for you, as you have better things to do! Aka, making shit loads of money selling kinky stuff to kinky catgirls and bunny girls and basically any type of girl, wandering into the resort town of Xynnar to get your life together with what you have left from your adventuring loot. Having big plans to get filthy rich, nab your own harem of adorable bunnygirls, and proceed to hump them into sex comas for the rest of your days. This town is world famous for being a tourist hot spot with its bath houses and so on, as all four races more or less living in harmony inside. Something to do about the tyrannical rule of the gorgeous and benevolent and genius and radiant Lady Kiki, the Firefox! Judging from how the locals talk about her, she is either the most beautiful woman to ever live or is so fearsome that her gaze alone can set those ablaze that anger her. All of which sounds like rumor, but what is not is the many bath houses with locals and tourists filling in and out at all manner of time of day. So this town is doing something right, as tourists mean spending coin which means more business for you!<br/><br/>After finishing the whole day of paperwork and bribing and payments and humping, you finally get everything settled with your new home/business! It is a super quaint and adorable stone two story cottage, with a adorable front window that points into the store front, with is a small area to show off goods with a desk with a mechanical cash box and desk. With a hallway in the back with opens up to the kitchen to the right and the bathroom to the left, and further back is the backyard. Which is overgrown with weeds and shrubbery, with a empty small pool with a broken magical pump. Downstairs is a nice empty room that would be perfect for your work shop/sex dungeon, as you'll need to buy the suitable toys and bdsm furniture and paintings of naked dancing bunnygirls to spruce the place up. Upstairs is a small living room and attached bedroom, which is still furnished and is supplied with a balcony which overlooks the pool.<br/><br/>Which just leaves you to get the place cleaned up and restocked with goods and start advertising that you are open! Something that is a challenge since this "cleaning" thing is way beneath someone of your magical and lewd stature. Why, just the thought of picking up and using a broom starts to make you woozy. So none of that! Clearly, you need some sort of maid something or other. If that is what they are called...