And it was a good thing that he didn't hear it over the loud music, because he never would get over it. Not in a hundred years. He'd also have added something about his 'Not-So-Little Alonzo' to boot, something that implies large size but would be a bad pun otherwise. A horrible, rotten, pun that sticks with the mind and taints the memories for weeks, even months to come.<br/><br/>Instead he picks a spot on the floor, whips off the wife-beater, and sort-of uses it to lasso in the ladies. The look in his eyes are mischievous as humanly possible, like he was quiping 'you said naked, right?'<br/><br/>Not even he knew what he would have done next, as the music suddenly stops dead.