<em>And what, exactly, am I being a decoy for?</em><br/><br/>He wasn't going to NOT do it, but knowing what she was doing meant he could tailor the story to give her a better distraction. Short, long, loud, or actual storytelling, being a decoy, especially when you weren't allowed to just shoot the place up, was an art form.<br/><br/>Nevertheless, he started on one anyway, using one of Even's first adventures, this one actually allowed for the first male Night Fury dragon, which involved an overly bored genus loci, an arcane trickster lich thief, a backwards speaking demon, and a prophecy that had been utterly faked to begin with. Oh, and of course saving the world as an untended side effect. It was more humorous than anything else, and lengthy, and would serve as a good distraction as he could jump to the end point when Ama got done without really losing anything to the story.