The assistant grabs her clipboard with a stack of papers on them and a pen, and follows you back downstairs and to the common room. Of which has died down significantly in your absence and without any delicious kittens to molest and fuck. It's been getting late anyway as patrons head on back home through the streets or upstairs to their rooms, a few enjoying the company of feisty catgirl waitresses. Leading her out back and to your cottage, opening the door for her as she steps in and proceeds to ignore you. Looking over the accommodations and making various notes and measurements, all the while letting out more dismissive sniffs and wiggling her butt. Inspecting your bed for both comfort and bounciness before moving on to the sex dungeon. Checking each and every shackle, lock, stockade, cage, and other gear stored away, making copious amounts of notes. Testing the walls and support beams for sturdiness before moving on to check the floor boards for any possible gaps or secret floor doors. Keeping up with her inspection and note keeping with the windows, opening and closing them all multiple times to test for fatigue damage, before moving on to inspect the roof by poking at it with a nearby broom.<br/><br/>Just about when you think she is done she goes through the whole process again, repeating her previous steps and writing down everything she sees for a second time. Making you stand there and getting your home picked apart by a insane assistant and her insane clip board. A solid hour goes by as she then inspects her notes, going through each page and check boxing everything that looks up to standard. With that done she writes down a itemized list of everything that is wrong and hands it to you.<strong>"Here is the various items that you'll need to either replace or upgrade to make this "Cottage" up to Guild standards. Failure will comply will result in fines and withholding of paychecks."</strong>Looking over her list you are left awestruck by the level of detail and nickpicking involved.<br/><br/>-Bed is two inches below minimum requirements for width.<br/>-Roof is 3 degrees too slanted.<br/>-Window #3 needs reorientation to fit properly.<br/>-Sex dungeon needs at least 4 cages to accommodate guests.<br/>-37.6% of your locking mechanisms are rusted.<br/>-No proper dinnerware or table cloth.<br/>-Rafters need cleaning and waxed.<br/>-Support strut #6 is slightly cracked.<br/>-Rug next to fireplace is slightly charred.<br/>-Dirty fireplace.<br/>-No mention on the quality of your furniture, just says to burn it all and start anew.<br/>-Required to purchase and install a two person copper bathing tub in corner.<br/>-At least three paintings of original high quality to adorn the walls.<br/>-A full spread of fruits and cakes to be placed and maintained at all times.<br/>-Severely under stocked with sex toys and gear, with a itemized list of what you are missing that is another page onto itself.<br/><br/>Letting your casually read through that before moving on.<strong>"Finish these tasks and you'll be granted an audience again with our Mistress in this cottage. At which point, if you prove to be a skilled and profitable ally, she will initiate romantic relations with you."</strong>Letting that sink in further while just standing there giving you a mean look, fully expecting a tip for her excellent work ethic.