"Well, unfortunately, boy, we're the only option in town for freelance work, because if there's one thing the authorities like less than a guilded adventurer, it's an<em>un</em>guilded adventurer. I can't guarantee it'll be all 'rescuing princesses' and 'saving the world' like some young folk seem to think, but it's important work, and I'm proud to have done it for over forty years."