"Well," he says drawing the word out, "I was planning on just waiting for a bit once things seemed clear, then getting around behind you and giving you a surprise handjob. But then you had that big thing with you, and it seemed like a less good idea."<br/><br/>The Lunar leans forward for emphasis. "Don't piss off the least god of an object if that god has a chance of being awake. It can lead to bad stuff happening."