"No, you would not."  Alberto nodded, satisfied with himself, feeling a bit of the burning itch of curiosity ease off.  It looked like Andrei was a curiosities collector after all -- which, honestly, was the least worrisome of all the possibilities he'd entertained.  Collectors could get passionate about what they had come up with, but they were also... easier to deal with.  Feed the passion, keep them satisfied.  Easy enough, right?  He wasn't even offended or irritated with just how much Andrei decided to hedge about what the objective actually was -- because it was a concession to keeping Alberto in the loop, and there were few things Alberto despised more than being kept out of the loop.<br/><br/>"So," he said, clapping his hands together and rubbing them briskly, need to know satisfied, clearly ready to comply with what was necessary to get this whole travesty started.  "Let's go ahead and get this disguise done.  You have what you need to put me under on hand, or do we need to go somewhere to do it?"