"Ah, perhaps I wasn't clear enough.  I have many enemies, my protection needs are quite high."  She scribbled down on the cafe napkins the two guns she was seeking plus the list of modifications she wanted made to them.  Obviously, any competent armorer would know that you didn't need<em>this</em>sort of setup for<em>protection</em>.  Unless, of course, you were protecting yourself by shredding the attacker.