Casually listening in on this nonsense about a sea monster and his boys getting kidnapped by some sea monster? Which does sound laughable, and worth a check, just to see if there is any shinies or ninja scrolls in some dank cave guarded by some sociopath. Casually asking the owner about where these caves are, before shaking my butt at him and wandering off towards that general direction. My teats bouncing with perfect skill and grace.