"True! It just means I'll have to work at it, you dirty pervert." She grins, but doesn't swing at him, instead, gesturing towards the ground beneath him, which suddenly shifts, sharply, trying to trip him, and, failing that, simply flinging mud upwards at him.<br/><br/>"You really shouldn't tempt fate like that. For all you know, something horrific could happen, now, just because you said that," Ulwei says, chuckling. "That's true. When you have Fate's ear, like you seem to, it's probably not a good idea to give her ideas." "Now, what's this about news?"