"Oh, this place?  Well, most of the town is a bit of a<em>drag</em>to be honest; that's why I'm here in these<em>wonderful</em>springs!"  she says her mood shifting from derogatory to quite happy in a moment from start to end of sentence "But if you<em>must</em>know, this town is big on trading, selling, buying... all that merchant crap.   They're all stuck up about rules and protecting themselves and all that garbage, which makes them so<em>very</em>boring... which is why I like it here so much!"<br/><br/>She seems to remember something, and quickly turns to you fully.<br/><br/>"Oh, but there is this old elf who makes these<em>amazing</em>tattoos!" she exclaims and pulls herself out of the water entirely, up to mid thigh, sticking her lower body directly in your face, quite close to you so you can see her tattoo, among many,<em>many</em>other things down there "He's<em>amazing</em>!  Uses magic in the ink, and they even move if you want them to!  He's<em>certainly</em>not at all boring either; getting a tattoo can be quite<em>fun</em>in fact!"