"Okay, maybe I wouldn't go all the way...but I'd at least tell the doctor to cut a few tubes.  Seriously, the amount that you put out is<em>disgusting</em>.  I don't think even porn stars can do that much," she replied.  "And yes, you can...but then I have slobber all over me.  No offense, but I happen to like not feeling something tingling all over my body."