"Gee, thanks.  I don't think anything's broken..."<br/><br/>He gingerly tests one arm and shoulder, then the other.<br/><br/>"Nope, they're fine.  Well, mostly.  All things considered."<br/><br/>He lies back again and stares at the ceiling for a long moment.<br/><br/>"Sorry I ruined your fun, but I wasn't exactly in a position to ask whether or not this was a good time.  And I'd tell you the whole story, but I kind of have to get home as soon as I can."  He sighs heavily.  "Uncle Random isn't going to be very happy about this."