The screen boots up with a 'Welcome' screen, in English, so at least it has that going for it. After what seems to be an eternity, it finally loads in to the main screen... and seems to jump out of the device at him.<br/><br/>A small, roughly six-inch tall, holographic woman appears, floating over the hinge point. "Welcome back. It has been error please reset clock days since I have last been accessed. How may I help you?"