He laughed, and returned to grazing on her neck, hands slowly molesting her with more vigor. "Always is, and I listed a handful of them earlier."<br/><br/>A dragon tail slipped around and began stroking her pussy, as he continued the conversation telepathically.<em>I am an ascended mortal by contamination of Beyonders. Which usually means one is crazy, dangerous, and very very unpredictable. That scares or angers most of the 'normal' gods.<br/><br/>I managed to work my way free of the Beyonder control, which scared and angered them, being the very first creature to ever do that. That makes THEM want to take me out.<br/><br/>And at my first centennial divine get together, I proved that I am a capable tactician when I put my mind to it, taking 13th out of a hundred gods using only slightly improved proxies for their games. I then told evil to man the fuck up and stop acting like evil is a two year old human throwing a tantrum, and try to act like evil is sexy, cool, and otherwise more than just random destruction. My champion for the champion battles, Karameil, took 32nd out of however many goods participated. And I had been a god with a following for all of a year at that point.<br/><br/>Is that enough of a catch yet, or should I go on? Oh, I forgot, I have made the purpose of my godhood to hunt down and destroy Beyonder taints, so most of the gods think I am, to put it politely, a major exporter of bat shit and nuts.</em>