"You could... try," she said, with a devilish grin. "But I doubt you want to face the full might of the Darklands, do you? And isn't it obvious? Half-drow children look almost<em>exactly</em>like elves, especially with just a little makeup, and special lenses to change their eye color. I'm sure I don't need to explain<em>all</em>of it to you?"