"There a bleeding echo in here?  Any request made to you directly, so if you are approached by someone at the theater, or on the street, or at your mother's house during her birthday party by one of her friends." she said, really emphasizing as she tapped the woman's nose "<em>Any</em>request made directly to you.  Gotta talk to you in real time basically, so if you get an email feel free to avoid, but if someone calls you up and says they want to stick their dick in your backdoor, how soon can you get there?  You'll answer 'give me three minutes and you'll be balls-deep in me in no time!'<br/><br/>"Really I don't see the problem; you<em>clearly</em>enjoy it, and it's not like I'm stupid enough to make it about<em>all</em>sex whatsoever; you'd never make it out the door!" she said, laughing a bit "No, it has to be about anal... now if they say 'I'd love to have sex with you' that's fine, it's<em>just</em>with regard to this big, lovely thing you have back here and the tiny, tight hole in the middle... understood?"