Grumbling even more about how this sword is garbage, I take it to the nearest window. I start to laugh as I open it "He, he, he, experiment number four" I cackle to myself as I dangle the sword out the window. Aiming for the sword this time I cast [Acid Splash]<br/><br/>(Just in case the sword tries to move out of the way here is my attack roll 16+11=27, and damage is 2 acid.)