You enter a room which is small and completely empty.  As soon as you are inside, the door slams shut behind you.  Suddenly a voice booms out of nowhere, shouting, "Welcome to Sextrap Dungeon, the ingenious labyrinth of my master.  Adventurer, I trust you will pay your respects to my master by shouting out his name?"<br/><br/><em>Your choices are to shout "Hail Sukumvit" or similar praise, or to shout "Sukumvit is a worm" or similar derision.</em>