Going through the hatch to the docking bay, you catch sight of several pirates loitering around, armed and vicious-looking bastards all, being ordered about by a fifth who wears one of those golden sashes. Immediately beyond them, you see a gangplank extended to a docked ship.<br/><br/>There is no doubt that this is your target. The paint job on the hull alone is the sort of garish, eye-bleeding color combination that only an egotistical moron with no artistic taste or an absolutely macho maniac would use.  Violet with lime green zebra striping and orange letters proclaiming this Lord Mongo's Orgy Wagon. And the nose art, being a Human female with very large breasts in an erotic yet uncomfortable position, bound with ropes? Tasteless is not a strong enough word.<br/><br/>Someone is seriously compensating, yeah?<br/><br/>So all you really need to do is deal with this handful of scum, get on board, and get the ship underway without being shot to bits by the station defenses! Piece of catnip biscuit.<br/><br/>As for the security detail...<br/><br/>"Come off it, sir! What're the odds of anyone being stupid enough to steal the Guv's new ship? Nobody even knows it's here."<br/><br/>The officer scowls at the question, hands on hips and head tilted. If he were one of you, his tail would be lashing. "<em>Yes</em>, well, His Captaincy heard that someone was sending one of those Red Sangha types after him. Can't be too careful. So we're guarding it while the others take care of the discipline problem."<br/><br/>One of the other pirates rubs his chin thoughtfully, then asks a question in a slow and halting way that suggests that he and deep cognition are not terribly familiar with one another.<br/><br/>"Red Sangha...aren't they those small, bald, cheerfully smiling monk types?"<br/><br/>"Something like that. Bloody psychopathic bastards. There's something not right with them.  Too blissed out regardless of what they're doing." The officer turns to the questioning pirate. "Why do you ask?"<br/><br/>"So...not like her at all, right?"<br/><br/>The slow one gestures lazily at you.<br/><br/>Oops. Time to go to work.<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Stat Block</div><div class="spoiler_body">The four regulars are the same bargain variety scum you've been dealing with all along--AC 13, 1 HD apiece, +1 Attack, 1d6 damage. Mister Sash is a Worthy Foe, AC 15, 4 HD, +4 Attack, 1d6+1 damage.</div></div><br/>