(I'll try, I just enjoy random spoofs.)<br/><br/>When you do wake up the horse is found quite guilty of another equally horrible thing that only horses can do. Staring at you while still tied down to the tree, giving you that horse look. Still just staring at you while to try to bribe it, only really flicking its tail at you for the time being.<br/><br/>Getting mad at a horse for being a horse is rather silly, while it pretends to care while you saddle it up. You do get onto the beast, while it continues down the road and being itself. Making all of the available resources it has to look like it is going to kill itself at any moment.<br/><br/>The rest of the day keeps going on like this, but at around 7m you do find the charred remains of a few wagons that were not there the last time you took this road. Can't really tell in this light, as the horse proceeds to bring itself over to munch on some apples that were left behind.