Alex groaned. Something was digging into his stomach and his head felt heavy and his ass was cold... It took him a few seconds to get his bearings. He seemed to be bent over the back of the couch, his face hanging down against the cushions. He flipped his legs up, tumbling over to lay on the couch in something approaching a proper fashion.<br/><br/>"Man... that girl really fucked me sideways..." He mumbled. His body felt completely out of sorts. Not bad, just... weird. Now that he was in a less uncomfortable position, Alex was feeling pretty good actually. He yawned and reached down to scratch his balls, then froze.<br/><br/>Alex, wearing the very sexy and very female body of the woman he had spent the previous night fucking silly, bolted upright. "What. The. FUCK." Alex shouted in disbelief, just as Dan's girl, or more accurately Dan, came screaming out of his bedroom.<br/><br/>The two ex-men locked eyes, each immediately knowing that they shared the same fate. Just then, Dan, or whoever it was that had his body now, walked in from the kitchen carrying a platter of fried eggs and bacon. "Ah, Champions, you have awoken! I have prepared food."