Well.  I hadn't quite expected this to be the result of doing my job.  The part with the catgirl jealousy, not the part where I talk to Ingress.  That I expected.  I dug in my pocket and took out my phone, flipping through it to find the photo gallery.  "Bunch of goons decided they wanted to grab the golden girl, here.  I convinced them otherwise."  I found the best picture I had taken of the leather biker jacket, and showed it to Ingress.  "These the guys that've been hassling you recently?  By the way, you should probably call the police - I left at least two bodies a bit of a ways down the street."