Ah! Perfect! What a better way to train my pet. Then too give my pet a pet! Someone to abuse and amuse herself when i'm not abusing her! It was all perfect! I clap my hands and decide. First, i'm gonna take my meal, pay for it like a gentlemen. And then when no one's looking I toss a non-lethal fireball around the room! Scorching any and all clothes. I particularly aim for the cute waitress, whom was rude enough to not grant me my advances! Such rudeness.<br/><br/>(16 Damage)<br/>I get up, and walk too the front desk where I explain that the place is too flammable, and drop an extra thousand gold, telling them that I'm taking the waitress, and that they can use the money to repair the place, and hire a new waitress, before grabbing the naked unconsious waitress and throwing her into my bag of holding. I start walking away, grabbing my new kitten and leashing her back home to teach her about punishment, both directly and indirectly.<br/><br/>First I need a home. So I then pay for a room for the night.