<strong>"Phil,"</strong>he confirms.<strong>"And Phil is a guy I know who actually knows this sort of thing.  Mixed martial arts, a little Ess See Ayy on the side.  Probably not the best possible trainer for you, but he'll be better at it than I will."</strong><br/><br/>(swipe cut to...)<br/><br/>It's another gym, but this one looks a lot more like a traditional dojo.  It's tucked away in a strip mall and has a certain elephantine deity as the logo...although Ganesh is not normally portrayed as having a viking-style helmet and shield, nor wearing a football jersey.  It's noisy and full of little kids in kung fu tunics and loose trousers doing group exercises.<br/><br/>'Phil' proves to be a massive African-American man, bald and built kind of like the Hulk, with a laugh that shakes the room.<br/><br/><strong>"Junior!  How ya doin', man?"</strong><br/><br/>Junior proves in that moment that he can in fact smile, and he returns the man's hearty handshake easily.<br/><br/><strong>"Still breathing.  Rudy, this is Phil.  Phil, Rudy...Ingress's new fiancee."</strong><br/><br/><strong>"No kidding?"</strong>Phil lets out a belly rumble of laughter and offers you his hand.<strong>"'Bout time that girl found someone!  So what can I do for you?"</strong><br/><br/><strong>"Rudy needs a trainer, if you're available.  Private lessons."</strong><br/><br/><strong>"Hmmm."</strong>Phil looks you over.<strong>"Full package or just hand to hand,"</strong>he asks you directly.