"All this for<em>attention</em>?  You're insane."  Arachnerd straightened.  "And if you just wanted superheroes to notice you...you didn't have to do this to her, you sicko."  He hefted the bat.  "You want this?  Then TAKE IT, ASSHOLE!"  The hero bounded forward, and the Spoiler's souvenir caught him a powerful swing upside the head.<br/><br/>(The Spoiler<del>is hit, failing the Toughness save by 8 and is thus stunned and bruised</del>rolls a natural 20 and is quite unharmed.)