"Of course I'm not planning anything illegal, my dear.  I just need a competent staff."<br/><br/>It took some time (which costs The Spoiler little) and a lot of money (which costs The Spoiler nothing), but in the end he got what he wanted: a staff for his headquarters.  All female, all Japanese, ranging in ages from 18 to 38, and all deadly ninjas.  They were the cream of the crop, not just in fighting but in espionage as well.  Naturally they also had the social and technical skills to fill their roles in the HQ, from customer service to computers, from maids to mechanics.  The Spoiler made one kunoichi in particular, a 25-year old named Yumi, his personal assistant to help him manage all the affairs of the different facilities.<br/><br/>While this was all being arranged, the Spoiler kept an eye on the news following his press conference.