It is a fine day to be Matt, having been forced into a fantasy world and then told by some up tight elf sorceress that the only way to get back was to find 8 magical tattoos on random elf girls stretched across the land. Which was very rude on her part, having messed  up the summoning spell to return you back to your normal boring life in the middle of nowhere America. Thanks a lot bitch, which is what you told her as you sped off with  your motorcycle to "sightsee" in the most blatant manner possible.<br/><br/>Which would make for such a pleasant trip, if it weren't for that prissy elf sorceress, Lune, to deem herself worthy of following you to make sure you don't do anything improper! She does get very loud and bitchy when you try to speed off with your motorcycle, actually managing to lose her for a while down the bumpy as shit dirt roads. Cannot really get up to top speed on those. You were making good time right up to when you run out of gas in the middle of nowhere, and Lune catches up to you on her horse. Giving off a haughty look while up there.<br/><br/><strong>"Oh my Matt, it seems as though your magical beast has run out of power. Seems to me that you could use some help after all..."</strong>Letting off a cute laugh as her horse even sneers down at you.