"Sydon, stop trying to singlehandedly keep the bars from closing. The doctors are complaining about the number of cases of alcohol poisoning they have to deal with, stop trying to double their numbers."<br/><br/>He paused, before giving the monk a wary look, before shaking his head. "If, after a couple months the women are still calling me hopeless, THEN you can give me lessons. As for the moment, telling them I am helplessly oblivious and relying on books will work. I think. I am an adult, and fully capable of dealing with them. I think. Again."<br/><br/>The duke gave himself a shake, before waving a wing. "Anyhoo, I am willing to see what happens with just a little nudge. If nothing else, you will have something to brag to your friends back home in Outsea about. 'Got the River King and his harem together.' Or whatever ends up happening, and probably a laugh along with it too."