While you are busy brooding and being emo, you hear someone come up from the side that is totally trustworthy and sane looking. He does his best impression of a sane person while, looking you over and twitching some as he asks if you want a job or not. After all, that government program for wayward adventurers never helped anyone and relying on them so a sure fire was to get set on fire! Nodding to himself in agreement and twitching some more, before waiting to see how you react to his perfectly reasonable proposal.