Designing the facility was a simple task for someone as brilliant as The Spoiler.  Making that design a reality, on the other hand, proved... surprisingly simple, thanks to Kismet's powers.  Land came up for sale at just the right time, red tape seemed to melt away before him, and contractors actually completed projects on time.  Not under budget, of course; they're still contractors, after all.  Still, between the Spoiler's time travel and absurd luck, the unveiling scheduled for the next day would go off without a hitch.<br/><br/>The media had been invited, of course, including Juliana Rosenberg.  The sleek, modern exterior of the 30-story skyscraper was a work of architectural genius, easily on par with the greats like Frank Lloyd Wong.  Photos were taken, and the Spoiler smiled as the press conference began.  "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure by now you're all aware of the minor scuffle between myself and the MythBreakers at my former place of residence.  Needless to say, this building is a few steps above and beyond.  I'll leave it for you to come up with a clever name for this HQ, as I'll just call it home."<br/><br/>And so began the tour.<br/><br/>"We enter into the foyer, unstaffed of course for now.  As you can see there is easy handicap access to the entrance, and elevators and stairs provide access to the various floors and facilities.  Opposite the entrance is the garage, complete with vehicle workshop for repairs, provided for any guests who arrive or any vehicles of my own design in the future.<br/><br/>"Below us are the basement levels, featuring holding cells equipped to contain even the most dangerous super-villains until they can be safely transferred to police custody.  Beneath that are the buildings environmentally-friendly power generators.  They provide more than enough electricity for the building to operate independent of the city grid, and the excess is donated back to the city for public use.<br/><br/>"As we move up these floors, you can see the various faculties and services the building provides.  A state of the art gym for exercise and training, an infirmary to see to the needs of any injured, a communications center to remain in direct contact with city services as well as other superhero HQs, a vast cloud server to process and filter data for ease of use to the end user.  The computer networks contain a digital library to match the physical library seen here, with texts covering all academic and historical subjects - some historical subjects, I might add, that include my own eyewitness accounts.  Further up we have the living quarters, with enough room and supplies to house twenty people quite comfortably, with a maximum capacity of two hundred in an emergency.<br/><br/>"The entire structure is protected from fire and other electrical hazards by a complex HALON system that can target a fire's source without disrupting the occupants or damaging any of the equipment.  In the event of a hostile break-in, or break-out from the holding cells, there are defense systems of my own design.  The exact details are private of course, but they are entirely non-lethal, so even a false alarm or enemy takeover of the systems can do no lasting harm.<br/><br/>"The top floors here are dedicated to a rooftop hanger, with landing areas for helicopters and other VTOL craft as well as a compact runway for fixed-wing aircraft.  As with the garage, there is plenty of room to accommodate visiting aircraft as well as any aircraft I may design in the future.<br/><br/>"So, as we return to the foyer, let me thank you all for coming on this tour.  I'll be happy to entertain any questions."