I watch as the waitress runs off in embarrassment, then it clicks in my mind. "Ah, now I see. You're a lesbian. No wonder you were scared senseless when you woke up next to a man." I laugh some even more about how upset she was with me when I pretended we were a couple. "So, when you said 'if it is worth my while', did you want me to help you pick up ladies, or just pay prostitutes for you?" I laugh more and more think of how she just got rejected. Oh, today is sweet.