Yeah, this wasn't even hard. Alexandra didn't even bother moving from her spot, or moving to dodge; the attack was so obvious she... well...<br/><br/>(Flurry of Blows: Disarm 30, Trip 35, Attack 27, 15 nonlethal damage)<br/><br/>In a blur her right leg snapped out and struck the hafted weapon, sending it flying into the podium and lodging with a nigh explosive THUNK deep into the wood.  In the same blur of motion - those with keener vision would see she had no legs on the ground at this point - her other leg hooked around the woman's neck at her knee, and with the spin seemed to lift the woman off her feet, flipping her over back-first to the ground.  Alexandra - still hooked at the knee - ended up on top with her first leg driving into the woman's gut upon landing, surely winding her and hurting like a beast too.  She was certain to feel it, probably for the next... week...<br/><br/>Alexandra was still smiling, and hadn't yet uncrossed her arms as she faced the class.<br/><br/>"Oh my, I guess you got an early lesson from me!" she giggled then, shifting and settling her rump on the surprisingly still conscious orc's chest - her breasts made good cushions! "So, just because you know how to chop trees with an axe doesn't mean you can fight someone with it, is that clear?  Same with knives for all you culinary fans, or staves because you used to play with sticks as a child. You need to actually train and practice with the intention of being combat-proficient and you need to find a weapon that suits you best and is convenient... preferably more than one in case you lose one, or it's otherwise ineffective!<br/><br/>"Now, my credentials!" she announced, before clearing her throat. "I'm the youngest<em>ever</em>Grandmaster at the Triumvirate of Kitsune Deities Temple, and a prodigy of their Threefold Path of Martial Mastery: Amaterasu's Light, Kyuubi's Darkness, and Inari's Will.  Luckily the individual Masters of the paths tend to run things at this point, so I'm here teaching you all!  Oh, if anyone is familiar with the 'goblinoid invasion' that occurred some... what is it... eight years ago now?  Anyway, who here knows about the 'Four-Tailed Legion of Inari'?  I'll give you a hint: it's not an<em>actual</em>legion...<br/><br/>"Long story short: it's<em>five</em>-tailed now, they once found me naked, cut, broken, and bleeding - but more covered in the blood of many! - surrounded by literal<em>thousands</em>of weaponlessly-broken corpses of goblins, hobgoblins, bugbears, and gnolls after the entire armies retreated and regrouped to return eighteen hours later, and while I don't actually speak goblin, ork, gnoll, or any of the languages they a spoke, I'm to understand that they refer to me as 'Fox-Demon of Walking Genocide'..." she said, before moving from her seat, giving the boob-cushion of the ork a squeeze, and moved to stand and let her finally stand up after her. "So keep that in mind next time one of you thinks to 'test' the new teacher, okay?"<br/><br/>For emphasis, her tails popped out, fluffed up, and with a foxy grin her ears popped the same, twitched a bit, then her foxy-traits vanished into her body once more.  She had yet to uncross her arms... until she offered 'cutie-pie' a hand up.<br/><br/>"So... any OTHERE questions?"