He shook his head. "Sorry, sometimes I forget the direction of a sentence before I get to the end of it.<br/><br/>Uh... I would rather not, I would horrify you with the stories. I once set of a smoke detector by boiling water. I still have no idea how. But if you wanted pure comedy gold, then yes, I can cook, you can watch, and when you get done laughing at me, you could take over. Or we could order out."