"Have no fear, Spoiler-san!" one of the ninja declared in a suspiciously stereotypical accent.  "We have trained all our lives for such missions.  Our numbers shall never do us harm!"  He threw down a smoke bomb, and they all vanished.<br/><br/>Dr. Omega coughed, waving the smoke away from his face.  "Good, good.  Bring it here, and help me calibrate the wavelength.  It's too bad I had to scrap the freeze ray blueprint, but I still haven't been able to locate any wonderflonium..."