Books.<br/><br/>It's said that as a savage, largely illiterate race, orcs hate books- Again, that's not true. Orcs *respect* and even cherish books; After all, it's a lot softer than ferns, when used to wipe, and drier than most wood. Besides, even Nbox *was* getting a bit nervous from all that climbing...<br/><br/>His battle-axe at the ready, the orc walked toward the bookshelf- In a stroke of genius, he approached it from the side, just in case it would explode, or burst into flames, or anything equally dramatic...Like blasting off its hinges. After all, it was worth checking out...