You have totally deserved this, after spending 500 years in middle management in the infinite layers, most of which IS middle management, you finally get to cash in your vacation days! Flipping the bird to all of your coworkers, who are stuck behind torturing mortals, which gets tedious as fuck after a while, as you head on out, gather your stuff, and step into the teleportation circle. The nice succubus operating the controls giving you a wink and promising to sire some little demonlings for you if you bring back something tasty for her, before pulling the lever and shwooping you into the material plane.<br/><br/>After a brief flight, complete with movie and dinner, do you finally snap back into reality and into the middle of nowhere. Or as much as you think is the middle of nowhere, this being your first trip to the material plane. Being surrounded by greens and browns and blues, as you yank out your handy travel brochure and take a look. Flipping through the pages gives you a rough idea that you are in something called the "woods". With those big green things called trees, which sadly enough you cannot rape with your barbed demon cock. You can set them on fire, which for you is as boring as watching grass grow, something else you never experienced before.<br/><br/>Reading more of the brochure you get enough of a bearing to figure out what a road is and how the material plane operates in 4 dimensions and not infinite ones like everyone would presume to be normal. The brochure getting into better details of what to do and don't on the material plane:<br/><br/>1. Find a mortal and kill them as soon as possible. Then subsume their form, since mortals here don't take kindly to demons.<br/>2. Stay away from buildings called chapels.<br/>3. Mortal girls break easily, so if you want them alive care should be taken while raping them.<br/>4. Don't show off too much.<br/>5. Any mortal that points oddly shaped metal objects at you is likely a cleric and to be avoided if at all possible.<br/><br/>And so on...<br/>