"Hey, you ought to let me show you some places then.  I've recently been living in places with plenty of social life."  She smiles as she gestures descriptively.  "Long beaches, warm weather with plesant rains in early afternoon, electricity but no gunpowder, nightclubs bustling with cute young things with a lack of sexual and nudity taboos, entertainers in the streets, good beer... I should run a travel agency."