He gave her a shocked look. "<strong>I</strong>will catch him? I was planning on just feeding you and your parents information, and then letting you three have all the fun of it. Besides, if I have to deal with him, that means court dinners, and can you really see me doing well trying to remember which fork is which? All I remember is that one has a longer... pokey thingy in the middle, good for..."<br/><br/>He paused as he realized that the princess likely didn't have the same black gallows humor as the Death Guard did, so making jokes about using silverware to pluck out eyeballs was likely to not go over well. So he quickly changed the subject. "So, what do you plan for us to do today? Other than get ravaged, I mean."