"Help!  Arachnerd is controlling me!"<br/><br/>Okay, so it wasn't true, but it was certainly a lot more amusing.  And such a simple task would be too boring without a little extra spice.<br/><br/>As he swung by, he fired a line of webbing at one of the guards to tie him down.  After all, he's just a security guard doing his job, and this was all in good fun.  No sense getting violent.