It was spring break in South Carolina. I had decided to abandon the icy hills in Wisconsin to see if I could have a good time after my girlfriend of almost 5 years had dumped me because I hadn't proposed yet. I tried to get some of my guy friends to go with me but everybody already had plans. So I packed up my Chevy Silverado truck and headed on the long drive to the beach. Once I checked in at the hotel I decided to go to the boardwalk and just walk around feeling the ocean breeze in my lungs.<br/><br/>Wearing my flip flops, khaki shorts and "Out of the Office" t-shirt with my UW-Whitewater hat and sunglasses, I knew I wouldn't stick out being average size and build. Then again I didn't want to stick out at the moment since I had no plans to get involved with anybody. While walking I accidentally bump into you and spill the coffee I had all over myself.