"Me share?  Of course I would.  I'm just making sure that the pie is safe from villainesses who would devour it unceremoniously."  He slides each remaining slice of pie into a Zip- Loc bag and pockets the 3 bags.  Then he carefully reaches out with the pie tin and eases it over the peak of the roof.  "CRAP!" he says as the tin slides down making metallic noises.  "I lost it!"