<strong>Tuesday 13th August 2013, 9:39 </strong><br/><br/>Whatever he was about to reply is not said as a car, travelling way faster than the constraints of safe driving let alone the speed limit, pulls up with a screech of protesting brakes.  Leaving the engine running and the car door open behind him, a chubby man climbs out and looks round with evident worry.  He's clearly been distracted from his morning routine - half of his face is covered with shaving foam and the dressing gown he's wearing hangs open revealing a flabby white belly and a pair of white boxers over fat legs.  He notices Miyo and pulls it not-quite-closed-enough over his body but his attention is clearly still on looking round and worrying.<br/><br/>"Who are you?  Has something happened here?"  He's got a northern accent, Barnsley (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA4qgZNGLbM) perhaps or somewhere near there, his tone is worried, not at all aggressive.<br/><br/>He clearly realises he's acting a bit odd and, after a brief moment to collect himself, pulls his robe fully closed and ties the belt to keep it there, gives a faint apologetic smile mainly aimed at Miyo.<br/><br/>"Sorry, look..." he struggles for something to say for a second then gives a short laugh "OK, look, I promise I'm not crazy.  But...has something happened here?  It... I dunno.  Is everything here..." he trails off to shaking his head, clearly unable to articulate exactly what he's asking.  He goes to where pockets would be were he properly dressed and laughs again, then shuffles his feet as he peers in confusion at the alleyway.<br/><br/>"I'm" he's speaking very slowly, as much to himself as you "I'm almost certain I've never seen this alleyway before in my life. Pretty certain this can't be good news.  Look guys, what has.. OK, I'm Michael Tannen.  And, yeah, I'm not a crazy person."  He laughs again, clearly aware that repeating it didn't help "But if there's something weird here then you need to tell me.  You're not in trouble but...yeah...I, I really do need to know."