<em>"A pet! I would object! Nay, good sir Jackson, but a ride!<br/>So that together, we may search mountains tall and rivers wide!"</em><br/><br/>The choice decided, a claw picked up the man and plopped him upon a crabtastic flat,<br/>and with a flourish of a bow and a curtsey, the giant crab tipped his large hat.<br/><br/><em>"We are off, Goodly Missus Mayor Mirrah!<br/>Off to save Christmas with good sir Jack! Hurrah!"</em><br/><br/>With a cheer as large as his titantic girth,<br/>the crab and his rider moved with gigantic mirth.<br/><br/><em>"Pray, good sir Jack, could you tell me<br/>Where this pilfering Grinch may be?"</em>