<em>Runs around the corner of the house, sling still drawn taut, upon getting a clear shot, lets fly the dastardly projectile. It whizzes through the air with the sound of an angry swarm. A sharp metallic clang rings out, and a flash of light. The pie server is knocked through the air, glinting in the sunlight as it turns end over end, before falling blade first and sticking firmly in the ground.</em><br/><br/>Tempt me not, oh fiendishly fluffy one, to draw this weapon a second time! Chances are it will be much less epic.  ;D