<div align="center"><strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 16pt;">A Tectonic Shift!  Al’s Fault!!!!  Help!!!!!!</span></strong><br/><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;">It first started with whispering<br/><br/><br/><em>“I can’t believe it.  He tried to return an award!”</em><br/><br/>Reactions seemed to be universally the same.  Time and time again!<br/><br/><br/>But then, when the rumor had become more persistent, <br/>that Al had returned an award given in the hallowed Magic Shop, it was too much for many!<br/><br/><br/>Oftentimes tectonic shifts can be reversed if things are placed in order by the ‘Rulebook’<br/><br/><br/><br/>The tiny girl whispered ever so quietly but with great authority, <br/><em>“Chapter 27, subsection (d), iiiiv, covers this succinctly: ‘Al, his name appears specifically, cannot return awards.’</em><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 16pt;"><strong>CONCLUSION<br/></strong><br/>And the world was at peace again, the tectonic plates shifting back in place with a gentle sigh.</span><br/></span></div><br/><br/>