I surf through my regular haunts on the internet. Music forums, video games, eBay, you know how it is. I throw on facebook really quick. I hate how terrible it's gotten lately. 12, 356 friends? Goddamn, that's ridiculous. I wouldn't even care to know have these people, yet they insist on trying to friend me. So boring. Anyway, I flip through my e-mail. Nothing important. Win anything on eBay? Nope, that collection of roleplaying games will have to wait before being expanded once more. Forums are mostly dead in the middle of the day. Not too much to do but shower I gue-<br/><br/>*pock*<br/><br/>Facebook chat? Eh, some weird fan, I bet. These are always fun, let's see here. Wait...Lacey? When...Huh. Wonder why the message? I sit back to consider my next move. The bed creaks loudly as my companion for the night rolls over. All I gotta do is play it cool, right? Well, I'll just put on my coolface, and play it smooooth.<br/><br/><em><strong>Lacey, babe, what's happenin'? Jeez, long time, eh?</strong></em>