"Morning sleepyhead." I say to her, giving her a wave over.  "I moved us while you were sleeping, we have our own private room where we can chat at an appropriate PG-13 level, well maybe borderline R but not nearly NC-17..."  I give my chin a scratch in thought.  "It says: No explicit sex." So I guess implicit sex or heavy petting might be allowed..."  I shrug.  "How are you this evening?"