Keith saw the girl was scared, and quickly apologized.<br/><br/>"No, no, I didn't mean to come off that way at all!  I just really love parties!  No one ever invites me to their parties now that I'm old."<br/><br/>The crazy man curled up into the fetus position and began to sob uncontrollably.<br/><br/>"They just throw their food and waste at me in the halls!  And they call me Trash Can Man!"