Geoff held his breath for a moment and stared at them.<br/><br/>"Are you seriously suggesting this?  There MUST be another way.  Why can't we access the tunnel partway along?  Why can't we enlist the help of the Mole People?  Why don't we get Dr Abner Perry to use his amazing drill to let us dig our way into it?"<br/><br/>Geoff paused<br/><br/>"Because, frankly, ALL of those options are more sensible than us trying to get into the Oval Office!"