((in a flash of blinding bright white light)) a man appears: he is young, and short; he wears boots and jeans and a brown jacket; his face is narrow and pinched, his nose long and narrow, and perched atop is stringy black hair is a hat of such surpassing ugliness, it gives blind people headaches.<br/><br/>He stands for a moment, staring about in bewilderment. "Well, that was interesting."<br/><br/>With a yelp, he collapses to the ground. "Ow. heavy, heavy, heavy."<br/><br/><br/>OOC: are fantasy elements, like werewolves, allowed?