"Oh no, I'm not wasting any time getting seen to by a fictional nurse and being force fed chemicals of unknown origin. I know exactly where to go," the Doctor said before turning around a corner, narrowly avoiding a gang of kids, that dodged past him with a giggle. "We're going straight to the top. We're going to find Dumble-"<br/><br/>"Professor Smith!" The shrill voice of an old woman called from behind them, causing the Doctor and Robin to come grinding to a halt. Standing behind them was a tall, stern looking old woman with jet black hair tied back under a pointed hat, cocked to one side. She was dressed in tartan patterned robes and was staring at the Doctor expectantly through square shaped glasses. "May I ask where you are going? Your lesson is about to begin."<br/><br/>The Doctor's mouth fell open, he turned his head slowly to Robin before turning back to the woman. "You're Professor McGonagall," he said with wonder, unable to fight the smile that was forming on his lips. "You are Professor Minerva McGonagall."<br/><br/>"I see your powers of observation are not going to waste Professor Smith," Professor McGonagall said pointedly. "May I ask why you are not in lesson?"<br/><br/>"I don't go to school. I'm a grown man," the Doctor replied dumbly causing the Professor to sigh heavily and roll her eyes.<br/><br/>"Of course you don't, that's why you are a<em>professor</em>," she spoke in a tired voice before turning to glance at Robin. "Really Mrs Smith, I really thought you would keep your husband in check. His talent with magic is unquestionable, but he must improve his organizational skills. He has been late to every lesson he has taught for the last week."<br/><br/>"W-Wait, what?" the Doctor asked in alarm, his cheeks burning as he rapidly looked back and fourth from the old woman to Robin. "I-I...w-what? I work here? With my wife?"<br/><br/>"You are the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Professor!" Professor McGonagal exclaimed. "Now hop to it if you would care to be so gracious. You and your wife have a class to teach!" She said before shooing them away.<br/><br/>The Doctor just stared at the old woman in complete bafflement, swallowing slowly before nodding, "Y-yeah...okay....I will go and teach a class of kids about magic....because I work here...with my wife..." the Doctor said before turning on the spot and slowly making his way in the opposite direction.<br/><br/>"I am having serious trouble deciding if this is a dream or a nightmare," the Doctor breathed before looking left and right expectantly. "No...no... if it were a nightmare I would get that fat bloke in the tweed showing up with his annoying bird calls."