There was a knock upon Mayor Mirrah's door,<br/>it was a creature she had not seen before!<br/><br/>It wore a top hat and possessed a monocle,<br/>though perhaps it should have had a barnacle!<br/><br/>It was a crab! A thing of large size and mass.<br/>Through the door, it would have trouble to pass.<br/><br/>(Clearly it was no poet, it barely knew how to rhyme,<br/>but it seemed happy of what it wrote at this current time.)<br/><br/><em>"Hello, Missus Mayor Mirrah!"</em>said the thing.<br/><em>"I've heard you've a spot of trouble, and I decided to drop by and give you a ring-a-ding!"</em><br/><br/><em>"Christmas was stolen by a grumpy Grinch!<br/>May I help you in this terrible pinch?"</em>