Phloughphie stumbles into view and he's hungry.  He's looking for a safe place to eat the pie he has been hiding from syk.<em>"You know,"</em>he thinks to himself,<em>"if i was up on top I could see if she was coming."</em>Laboriously he climbed, it's laborious because that sounds a lot more difficult.  The only part that wasn't easy was balancing the pie on one hand.  After strenuously climbing for over an hour or five minutes, whichever was less, he achieved his goal.  He pulled out a pie server,<em>"Hey!  I didn't know I had that."</em>and slices the pie into 8 parts.  He slides the pie server under one wedge and lifts it.