Waking up was just to much.  It was bad enough I had to sleep on a plastic chair at the bus terminal, but the headache I woke up with was just a little to much.<br/>'I gotta figure this shit out.' I woke up thinking. 'Maybe I should just see a doctor already. Godammit, that's what she would have said.'<br/>I grab a Moon Pie from a vending machine as I walk out to have a cigarette. I grab a paper after I light up.<br/><div align="center"><strong>"METRA DISASTER IN THE SOUTH METRO, TERRORISTS?"<br/>No crew survivors, only passenger still missing</strong></div>'Fuck.' I finish my cigarette as I read the rest of the front page of the article. I scan the rest of the page for anything else interesting walking back into the terminal to buy some cheap coffee.<br/><div align="center"><strong>"FIVE MEN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING IN SAME ALLEY"</strong><br/>Five young men, including a state representitve's son, were struck by lightning last night downtown.  They were also found to be severly banged up after what looks like a bar fight.  Sources say the boys believe this was the act of a rouge angel, punishing them for their mis-deeds.<br/>   "He was in the alley and we were leaving, and he just attacked us." Says Theodore Hawkins, "Lightning was coming out of his hands and he was all lit up like he was a light bulb."<br/>   Authorities are not currently doing any investigation on the assailant, but..."<div align="center">     I opened my eyes wider with every word.  <br/>   'Could there be someone else like me who can't control his anger?'  I shake my head and take another sip of the shittiest coffe on earth and let the thought go.<br/>   I look up at the time and departure schedule.<br/>   'Another fucking day till I can get away.' I blook back at my paper,<br/><div align="center"><strong>"REMAINS OF MAN FOUND IN BARRINGTON HEIGHTS"</strong><br/>Remains of Sean Mohwald were found at around midnight last night after what would appear as a pack of random animals from the common house cat to racoons, to all number of native snakes mutilated most of his body.  The fatal blow? A neck laceration assumed to be caused by a squirrel. The wierd part? Authorities say that the victim, laying back down, never moved or appears to have defended himself.  Local animal control is..."<div align="center">   I start looking for the comics as I say out loud, "Well, that's just fucked up."  <br/></div></div></div></div>