<div class="floatleft">(https://i.imgur.com/JsKkWz0.jpg)<div align="center"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong>Al</strong></span></div></div><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 5pt;">​</span><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 10pt;">"Hey," I object to Jaclyn's offer.  "You can't do that!  If I offer drinks to people and you end up paying for them, what does that make me?  People need their self-respect, you know.  Tell you what," I stand up, "you can pay for my drink, but everything else I ordered is on me, and then I will be honoured to have you walk me out.  Deal?"<br/></span><br class="clear_left"/><br/>