<div class="floatleft">(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/cd/73/a7/cd73a732bf24b4f2f5d76d1e8eff7c64.jpg)</div><strong>Name:</strong>Mariska Moon<br/><strong>Age:</strong>26<br/><strong>Sexual Identity:</strong>Lesbiflexiaggressive<br/><strong>Position:</strong><del>scissor</del>Operator<br/><br/>"Wow. That sucks," Mariska consoled her client, then added, totally deadpan, "but I guess nobody else does, any more." Before he could reply, she ran over him. "Can you give me your order number, please?"<br/><br/>A blast of profanity came from the phone, making her grin. Some of it was actually kind of creative. Certainly, she'd never tried THAT before, especially not with one of<em>those</em>...when it calmed down, she pressed the phone back to her ear. "Sir, if you continue to be abusive, we'll have to terminate you.  Order number, please." She already had a pretty good idea what had happened. He wasn't the first to call in with the exact same issue.  When he finally stopped yowling and gave her the number, she typed it in and clucked.<br/><br/>"Thank you sir. I see here from your client history that you ordered the MasoMan attachment package for your MightyMan Ego Inflatatron Three. If you read the user documents that come with that package, they specifically state, on page three hundred and seventeen, line thirty-three A as in asshat, I quote, 'For novelty use only. Use of this attachment while trying to enhance a corporeal sexual member, however inadequate, may result in serious and potentially life threatening (and certainly sex life destroying, if I might add) injury.' So you see sir, the pump is working exactly as described. It's just you that no longer is. Sorry, but the warranty policy specifically states that using the product in a manner contra-instructions is on your own...head, so to speak."<br/><br/>Another burst came from the earpiece- Gods and Demons, how she wished she were allowed to record some of these to play them back at home while she was rubbing one out! "What am I going to do for you, sir?  Well, certainly not<strong>that</strong>. It doesn't sound as if you could, anyway. But might I suggest something? Go back to the pump, stick what's left in, finish the job, and join a smarter gender. Thankyouforyourcallwevalueyourmoneygoodday."<br/><br/>Nice. Even with all his carrying on, she was just under the wire on call time. She'd give herself (and Sam and Belinda) fifteen minutes, then investigate the break room her own self. Or maybe she should make it seven. Give them just enough time to get worked up. After all, if she had to deal with Grady, why should<strong>they</strong>get to have fun?