<div align="center"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;"><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: comic sans ms;">Steffy:  Results!  Where are the results?  Get Jaclyn back!</span></span></div><br/><div class="floatleft"> (https://i.imgur.com/RAGtoUo.jpg?1)<br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Georgia;"> </span><div align="center"><strong> <span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;">Vajayjay</span></strong><br/>____<br/><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 10pt;"><strong><em>fka Jaclyn</em></strong> </span></div></div><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 11pt;">If I were inclined I would tear my hair out.  It was frustrating, very.<br/><br/>Reports from the two CGDA operatives, Peggy and Calvin, were always ‘we’re close to getting her, we almost have her’, with an implied <em>’we think’</em>.  At least, I inferred that.  <br/><br/></span><div class="floatleft">(https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/90d9/ec6u1j9bt29haur6g.jpg) <br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Georgia;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;"></span></span><div align="center"><strong>Ian O’Grady</strong> <span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Georgia;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;"></span></span><div align="center"><strong>FAI Investigator</strong></div></div></div><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 11pt;">We had been contacted by ‘that’ FAI agent, O’Grady.  It seemed that they were close as well.  Fortunately, the particular agent who contacted the CGDA had been besotted by Jaclyn.  He was the one who delivered the good and the not-so-good news to the CGDA.  <br/><br/>The not-so-good news was that Jaclyn, invariably, only responded to a new name: Vajayjay.  He offered a picture.  Oh my!<br/><br/>The better news was that there might be a coup of sorts.  A mini coup in the du Monde queendom.  Really? <br/><br/>Financial reports obtained by some Ursula investigation were that the Jaclyn Rosendahl empire was now under the du Monde umbrella, a du Monde subsidiary at best. <br/><br/>I had heard reports of Danai and Amanda, Diane du Monde’s minions, always at her beck and call.  A very upset Peter Warcaof expressed his concerns with the two.  He had seen their handiwork earlier, a stab wound to him even.  His ‘relationship’ with a particular du Monde baker had revealed that the two absolutely despised Jaclyn (or should I think of her as Vajayjay now?).  Despised her more and more as time progressed.<br/><br/>The intrepid, concerned, FAI agent reported that the two du Monde worshipers wanted to dump Vajayjay.  Have her captured.  There had been a number of elaborate thefts all involving the new Jaclyn.  Now, with that thread to pull on, the FAI agent wanted to ‘capture’ Jaclyn.  <br/><br/>The tricky part was very tricky.  How to do this without nabbing Jaclyn for theft and how to avoid the other earlier FAI snares that had been set.<br/></span>