<div class="floatleft">(http://i63.tinypic.com/2ngbqs6.jpg) <br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Georgia;"> </span><div align="center"><strong> <span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 11pt;">Amanda</span></strong> <br/><strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 11pt;">Dianne Devotee</span></strong> </div></div><br/><br/><div class="floatleft">(http://i65.tinypic.com/30xhdmr.jpg)</div><br/><br/><div class="floatleft">(http://i63.tinypic.com/5cnn8y.jpg) </div><br/><em>Amanda:</em>I watch as each ring is slipped on, then off.  I pick up each and  . . . one is taken, the fake set down.  The fake: a diamond ring, but a very flawed diamond.  (Smile).  I pick one that was earlier set down, look at it and then fumble, dropping it.  I pick it up and hand it to the clerk.  “They don’t break right?”<br/><br/><em>Clerk:</em>“Not breakable.”  I take the ring back and place it with the others.  “This can be a daunting process.  Two lovebirds, wanting the perfect diamond ring.  I get it.  It’s not a process to be rushed.  I’d suggest picking one as a possible.  Go elsewhere, consider.  Come back and compare.  You won’t regret it.”<br/><br/><em>Amanda:</em>Vajayjay is moving in for the expected exchange.  I nod at the clerk’s suggestion.  Pointing, “I’d say this is best Jayjay.” The clerk takes Vajayjay’s hand and slips the ring on, shifting her slightly away from me.  In an instant, he’s taken his phone out and taken a pic of hand and ring.<br/><br/><em>Clerk:</em>“I can text that to you if you like.”<br/><br/><em>Amanda:</em>And I thought I had quick hands!<br/><br/><em>Amanda:</em>I take Vajayjay in my arms, our chests pressing against each other, a very big show for Eric.  “Come here you!”  I kiss her neck.  “We’ll find the perfect ring.  Promise!”  I slip my hand down her backside slightly, reaching to just her crack, pausing and giggle.  I turn so my hand is in front, . . . deposit made.  “I’m sure they have other rings.”  I look at Eric and silently mouth<em>navel . . . nipple</em>.  “Yes or no Jayjay?  Eric has spent valuable time with us.  We should give him a chance to offer us something, a purchase today.  A sale for him.”<br/>