Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!".<br/><br/>"I've been circumcised.", the other replied.<br/><br/>"What's that mean?"<br/><br/>"It means they cut the skin off the end."<br/><br/>"How old were you when it was cut off?"<br/><br/>"My mom said I was two days old."<br/><br/>"Did it hurt?", the kid asked inquiringly.<br/><br/>"You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!"<br/><br/><br/>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br/><br/>True story this happened to Dukey and me. One day our first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" I raised his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy Shit! A talking pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. True story!<br/><br/>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br/><br/>Nother true story, One day Dukey was sitting in class and had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand to ask the teachers permission. The teacher told Dukey if he could say the alphabet he could go to the bathroom. So Dukey stumbled through it and got it all wrong and had to hold it. So next Dukey studied and studied and felt as though he knew the alphabet perfectly. The next day when Dukey had to use the bathroom he rose his hand to ask the teacher could he go. The teacher said if you can say the alphabet I'll let you go. So Dukey started to say the alphabet ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ. The teacher then asked em well where's the P, and Dukey responded it's running down my leg. again true story