<div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=112514.msg5085695#msg5085695">Quote from: Adammair on 19-08-2011, 02:38:18</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">A man is riding through the desert on his horse one day, when he happens across an old lamp.<br/>He picks it up, and rubs the side, and out pops a genie, who tells him, "I can grant you 3 wishes, master! What is your first wish?"<br/>The man thinks about it and says, "I wish for a grand mansion." The genie then nods his head, and says, "Done. When you return home, you will find your new mansion."<br/>The man thinks some more and says, "For my second wish, I wish for a harem of the most beautiful ladies, in my mansion." The genie replies, "Your wish is my command. You will find them there, waiting when you arrive."<br/>The man thinks long and hard for his final wish, and says, "Genie, I wish to be hung like this here horse!" And the genie says, "Granted, now return to your mansion and see what you have gained," and disappears in a puff of smoke.<br/><br/>The man gallops off, eager to be home to check out his good fortune. When he gets back, he finds a sprawling, multi-level mansion filled with absolutely gorgeous, scantily-clad women. He thinks, the first two have been fulfilled, what about the third? He runs inside and to the first mirror he finds, stripping off his clothes to look at his new body.<br/><br/>Suddenly, he emits a blood-curdling shriek. Several of the women come running to his side and ask, "What's wrong?"<br/><br/>To which he replies, "...I was riding the MARE!"<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><div align="center">(http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x390/syblwon/hugs%20and%20more%20for%20Elliquiy/ROFLMAO-1.gif)</div>