<div class="floatleft">(http://videos.videopress.com/GYrGpMAC/vid00014.original.jpg)</div>Can lights flicked on in the studio and Ryan looked up at the camera where he was filming the show's introduction, safely away from the newest family that had been roped into the incestuous show that was his brainchild.  "Hello and welcome to the only show that is dedicated to bringing you<em>real families</em>and<em>real jailbait</em>live, I am your host Ryan Woodrush. Now we've put out surveys, to millions of people across the great state of Florida in search of<em>the</em>craziest families in all the land and we think we've come up with the craziest family."<br/><br/>He cleared his throat so that he could be clearer to the family in the conference room on the ship, and to the audience when the show aired later "Now what they don't know is what this show is about. They think they're on an all expense paid gameshow where they have a bunch of fun little rinky-dinky contests for cash. But what's really happening is that this show is dedicated to answering that one question:"<br/><br/><div align="center"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;">WILL<br/>THEY<br/>FUCK?!</span></div><br/>"This show isn't completely heartless though. There's a pay scheme. Every nude scene is $2,000. Oral scenes are worth $5,000. Actual sexual intercourse is worth $10,000 and finally, a positive pregnancy test is worth $100,000 upon verification by ultrasound.<br/><br/>Now that the stakes are laid out right there on the table, are there any questions?"<br/><br/>OOC (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=202453.0#new)