I look up.<br/><br/>Robbie? Larry the Cat?<br/><br/>"I think they'd just top the Tub of Lard in a poll."<br/><br/>Hmm, that might not travel well.<br/><br/>"There's a TV news quiz where one celebrity guest, a member of Parliament, cancelled late so many times that one night he was replaced by the Right Honourable Tub of Lard MP, which was what was on the table in front of the chair. His team won, and I don't think Tub got any question wrong. Ooh, gin! Excellent! Cheers everybody!"