<div class="floatleft">(http://i63.tinypic.com/2eqf9j4.jpg) <br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Georgia;"></span><div align="center"><strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 10pt;">Peter Warcaof</span></strong> <span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Georgia;"></span><div align="center"><strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 10pt;">CGDA Benefactor</span></strong><br/>‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾</div></div></div><em>Jehoshaphat!</em>Jaclyn explains the low sugar concept.  Hmm.  Risotto?  Dry white wine?  Do those not convert to the sugar thing?  Well, who knows?  Probably Jaclyn, so I’ll just let it go and trust that whatever she does works for her.<br/><br/>I address our server,<strong>“S’il vous plait.  I’ll have the other half plus a regular portion of the risotto and, well, if the vegetables are sparse, you can forego that for me.  We’ll go with a full bottle of the wine.  I’d like some sparkling water, water with bubbles, with gas, yes?  A bottle of that if you would.”</strong><br/><br/>It seems that we’re setting up our betting parlor over Jekesai.<strong>“Okay.  A fiver is the base bet.  Increases as described with the added, did you actually say a ‘funny’?  A triple payoff if she does that.”</strong><br/>