<strong>Who</strong>:<strong>Myst-R-OUS-1</strong>and<strong>Bat-R-REE-1</strong>and<strong>Mask-R-ADE-1</strong>and<strong>Vict-R-YYY-2</strong>and<strong>Doct-R-NIK-1</strong><br/><strong>Where</strong>: BRIEFING ROOM B3729 SECTOR PLX<br/><strong>Why</strong>: TBD<br/><br/><div class="floatright">(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/6/67/Cobie23.jpg)</div><br/>"Experimental equipment will be assigned by the assigned Experimental Equipment Assignation Officer, whom you will meet with in due course. Your request has been noted, Mask-R-ADE-1." The officer peruses her clipboard for a moment, then continues.<br/><br/>"As there are no questions, we will proceed with the assignment of Mandatory Bonus Duties. Mandatory Bonus Duties are entirely voluntary means by which you can express your devotion to the success of the mission by taking on additional authority. Each of you will be given this opportunity which can, of course, be declined should you feel that you are not equal to the required challenge." Her tone leaves little doubt that each of you will be supremely equal to the challenge.<br/><br/>"Normally you would be asked to complete a Mandatory Bonus Duty Determination Test 88-9b. However, as the current situation is a dire emergency, and as some of you," and here she glares pointedly at all of you at once, which is a neat trick, "experienced delay preventing you from attending this briefing punctually, I have asked for and received clearance to use the official MBD backup determination procedure."<br/><br/>A metal panel in the wall slides open and extrudes a long thin shelf. Upon the shelf are six attractive and well-designed badges, designed to be affixed to a Troubleshooter uniform using the tube of MBD Badge Adhesive, which also sits upon the shelf.<br/><br/>"For having shown initiative and insight in the face of an obvious loyalty test, the position of Team Leader is hereby assigned to Vict-R-YYY-2. Congratulations, Vict-R-YYY-2." The briefing officer holds up a badge emblazoned with the easily recognizable symbol of Troubleshooter leadership.<br/><div class="floatright">(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/1/1c/Paranoia_leader.jpg)</div><br/>"You will be responsible for offering guidance, advice and counseling to the other members of your team in any stressful situations you might encounter. In addition, you will serve as the tactical situation commander in the unlikely event that a combat situation should occur."<br/><br/>"Now as to the rest of you, please select an MBD from those remaining. Or, if you wish, remain seated and decline the opportunity to serve Friend Computer in this manner."<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">To anyone who wishes to take a closer look at the badges</div><div class="spoiler_body">(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/b/bc/Paranoia_loyalty.jpg) Loyalty Officer<br/>(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/e/e3/Paranoia_hygiene.jpg) Hygiene Officer<br/>(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/4/42/Paranoia_happiness.jpg) Happiness Officer<br/>(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/1/15/Paranoia_communications.jpg) Communications Officer<br/>(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/e/eb/Paranoia_equipment.jpg) Equipment Guy<br/></div></div><br/>