<div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=162838.msg7596848#msg7596848">Quote from: Silver on 24-01-2013, 06:27:15</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">*dies laughing*<br/><br/>Mistake sex... Like Opps I tripped and ended up impaled on the penis of a sixteen year old.. <br/><br/>*gigglesfits*<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>Well sometime floors are deceptively flat ...I see it now, Eli the little perv looking up the dress of a beautiful woman who had no idea he's there, at that age everything female is heightened and dam it if his penis hasn't popped out of his shorts then along comes another adult female wearing a skirt but no panties ..trips and impales herself mistakenly on the penis of a 16 year old......now isn't that completely logical<br/><br/>or we could go with the booze idea at a neighbourhood party with too few men...that was all my idea,  ;D despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.