I struggle to work out SteffySpeak. I fear I need to be more blonde.<br/><br/>"Hmm, I'm fairly certain that Welshian is not a thing, unless it's Ian from Aberystwyth (one of the easier placenames)."<br/><br/>I pause, wondering about what literature Jaclyn will have in mind.<br/><br/>"I'm also not sure that there is hay in Wales, it's not sunny enough for hay. Except where there is Hay-on-Wye, of course, which is whole different kettle of bookshops."<br/><br/>That'll bemuse, I reckon. Ooh, a phone ping.<br/><br/>"Um, best line a couple up for Mechelle. Up the Robins!"<br/><br/><br/><br/>OOC: Hay-on-Wye is the place where a literary festival happens, and has more bookshops than the mind can safely comprehend.<br/>OOC2: Altrincham have been promoted.