<div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=194171.msg9604951#msg9604951">Quote from: SpiralSpider on 16-02-2014, 19:53:51</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">Conversation with my husband:<br/><br/>I'm green, he's blue<br/><br/>"This is Marston. He's American attending school at Beauxbatons. He's a Texan, complete with accent and hat."<br/>"But... no. No, no, NO!"<br/>"What?"<br/>"Texans can't be wizards. Wizards need an intelligence score of 10 plus the level of spell they want to cast. If he's a Texan, he probably can't even cast a cantrip, for crying out loud!"<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>*giggles*<br/><br/>Well Marston probably read about the Salem With Trials and found out that those witches and wizards were well hung... so he thought he might fit in. >.> *is not saying he is in fact "well hung" but that maybe he thinks he is*  ^-^<br/><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 6pt;"> Feel free to groan at that joke of poor taste and bad puns. &gt;.&lt;</span>