<span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;">all in fun</span><br/><br/>Man: "Haven't we met before?"<br/>Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."<br/><br/>Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?<br/>Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."<br/><br/>Man: "Is this seat empty?"<br/>Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."<br/><br/>Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"<br/>Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"<br/><br/>Man: "Your place or mine?"<br/>Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."<br/><br/>Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"<br/>Woman: "It's in the phone book."<br/><br/>Man: "But I don't know your name."<br/>Woman: "That's in the phone book too."<br/><br/>Man: "So what do you do for a living?"<br/>Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."<br/><br/>Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"<br/>Woman: "Do not Enter"<br/><br/>Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"<br/>Woman: "Unfertilized !"<br/><br/>Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"<br/>Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"<br/><br/>Man: "I know how to please a woman."<br/>Woman: "Then please leave me alone."<br/><br/>Man: "I want to give myself to you."<br/>Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."<br/><br/>Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:<br/>Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".<br/><br/>Man: "Your body is like a temple."<br/>Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."<br/><br/>Man: "I'd go through anything for you."<br/>Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."<br/><br/>Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.<br/>Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?