I raise an eyebrow as Courtney arrives and holds up Steffy with a stick of rhubarb.<br/>"Wait," I raise an arm. "The only rhubarb we accept here is the famous Timperley rhubarb from back home, which, unfortunately, is difficult to source here."<br/>Ah, thoughts of Timperley take me to thoughts of home, where Timperley, a walkable distance from home is famed for its variety of rhubarb and for the late comedian Frank Sidebottom. His statue in the centre of Timperley is unthreatened, I am happy to say.<br/>I come back to the situation to hand.  "The rule of the house is that all unauthorised rhubarb sticks are either holstered or handed in at the bar."