I would like to make my most heartfelt, sincerest apology to everyone that is offended in any way by this RP. (You know who you are.) We, the authors, did not and do not intend for this to become a childish mockery, nor to insult anyone's sensitivities or intelligence. Please, reread the very first post in both threads of this topic, especially the words "lighthearted" and "humorous".<br/><br/>I accept full responsibility for the current state of things. I am truly sorry, and it will not happen again. *bows his head in shame, and leaves silently*