<div class="floatleft">(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/f8/69/4d/f8694d3a2bd7f1ca1e1f3e052c5c30df.jpg)</div><strong>Character Name:</strong>Ettiene Bonhomme (http://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=193964.msg9427792#msg9427792)<br/><strong>Relationship Status:</strong>Dating Constance Maree Jeannie Beauregard (http://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=193964.msg9449326#msg9449326)<br/><strong>Location:</strong>Carriage from Marseilles/Conjoined Carriages<br/><strong>House and Year:</strong>Bellefeulles 3rd Year<br/><strong>Date:</strong>September 1st<br/><strong>Tagging:</strong>Connie, Claudette, Gustav, Abel, Kenneth, Open<br/>*wearing (http://www.malemodelscene.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Janice-Fronimakis-For-Canali-Fall-Winter-2011.12-MaleModelSceneNet-01.jpg)<br/><br/><hr/><br/>Ettiene didn't really want to talk about Claudette.<br/><br/>"Babe, the last thing I want to do is talk about Claudette," Ettiene said.<br/><br/>Ettiene swore to himself that he would never talk to Constance about Claudette again.<br/><br/>"And you know what else, babe?  I never want to talk about her ever again.  I'm done.  No more.  That's it."<br/><br/>The three young men knew that the joining of the carriages was about to happen.  Kenneth had pointed out, a long time ago, that you could actually feel it happening beneath you.  Abel never failed to remark that it would have been lovely if someone at least warned everyone before it happened.  Indeed, it just happened.  And it -- the boys liked to refer to it as 'The Jolting' -- was about to happen now!  Kenneth felt it and braced for The Jolting.  Abel didn't feel it coming, but he was sitting and buckled, sulking about his failed conquest.  Ettiene, as usual, was entranced by his phenomenal girlfriend, in whom he found the spark of life, and whose absence made him unlike himself.  Yes, the beautiful Constance completed Ettiene.  He was really marveling at her when she suddenly fell to the ground.<br/><br/>"Huh?" Ettiene asked as his gaze was no longer pondering on the woman's perfection, but instead, pondering where she went.  He looked down, his eyes went wide, and he jumped out of his seat to help her up.   "Good grief, Constance!  You fell, you poor girl.  Here, let me help you up.  No, no, it's okay."<br/><br/>"How did she fall out of her seat, Ettiene?"  Abel suddenly asked.<br/><br/>"I don't know!" Ettiene responded.   "Just shut up, okay?"  He then turned to look at Constance.   "I meant, 'shut up, Abel!'  Not, 'shut up, Constance.'  Because, you..."<br/><br/>"I'm just saying, if she ate more, then maybe she would have the prerequisite weight upon her bones to not go flying out of chairs during The Jolting. I'm just saying."<br/><br/>"You insufferable ass!  Shut up!" Ettiene said, getting hot at the gills.<br/><br/>"Is this something that we should have an intervention about?" Kenneth asked sweetly.   "Abel makes me watch television.  And we've been watching this show called Intervention?  I don't know how muggles do it, but they always find a way to surprise me.  I learned so much!"<br/><br/>Ettiene guffawed when he witnessed Gustav fall over Claudette.  He covered his face trying not to laugh.  He then turned to Kenneth and pointed to a chair.  Kenneth tried to whine his way out of not having an intervention, but Ettiene pointed at the seat and Kenneth relented.  He kissed Constance on the forehead and sat down.<br/><br/>"You think Gustav is attractive?" Ettiene said.  Kenneth and Abel both chortled.   "That guy's a..."<br/><br/>"He's a clown!" Abel said, balling up a piece of paper and hurling it at Gustav.   "What, did you trip over your clown shoes?  Ha!"<br/><br/>"Look, I think that we can all agree that Gustav's a little different.  Heck, personally, he irritates the FUCK out of me.  But be nice, Abel.  New year, remember?"<br/><br/>"Hey, clown boy!  Nice going.  I hated Claudette's blouse anyways.  It made her look like a nun.  HEY!"<br/><br/>"Don't say it!" Ettiene said, jumping on top of Abel and trying to clasp his hand over his mouth.   "For the love of all that is holy, don't go there, Abel."<br/><br/>"What?  Get off of me!" Abel said, fighting Ettiene off.