Name: Izumi Minoru<br/>Age: 18<br/>Height: 5'9"<br/>Sexuality: Straight<br/>Quick Bio: A smart-ass on the surface but beneath the asinine remarks lies a brain that thinks itself remarkably talented. Minoru prizes wit and cunning above punches and kicks, but that doesn't mean he doesn't know how to use all four. He was a member of his junior high school's male gymnastics team, which is where verbal defense became needed, and has limited combat and small arms training from a more rurally-based relative.<br/>(http://i322.photobucket.com/albums/nn419/Nightwind_of_ShadowClan/AnimeGuy1.jpg)<br/><br/>"Ah, but to quote a contemporary poet, 'whomsoever should lie upon leaves and stones invites upon himself insects and scones'." He walked away as the three much larger boys' confusion provided the large open window of escape. "<em>Morons</em>," he thought with a mental scoff. "<em>I could have left it with 'whomsoever' and gotten the same effect.</em>" But he was used to minds like theirs, just smart enough to try to make sense of things, too stupid to realize there isn't any. What he said didn't mean anything, the poet was himself. About the only thing they might have called into question was whether a poet really said it if he hadn't made it rhyme. But then, maybe it was a mercy to them. It would be irresponsible to tell them poetry didn't always rhyme before their minds were mature enough to handle such a revelation.<br/><br/>In any case, the situation had been handled and he still had both all of his blood and the pants that the three fools had for some reason decided they needed. For a moment, he wonders if he could have simply sent them away from him with force. It was certainly more fitting that they should be the ones visibly humbled and thought of as running away. But no, that wasn't the way he did things. Besides, using those mental smoke bombs was far more fun and kept him from having to deal with the faculty.<br/><br/>With no more distractions stopping him, he opened the door, enjoying the sliding rattle of it's motion over and under it's tracks, and took his seat for another thrilling homeroom.