Allan felt his eyes get wider when Marty flashed him her round, jiggly melons.  As she went over to change the temperature, Allan wanted to tell her that the temperature change wasn't necessary, but she'd already adjusted it by the time his brain was coherent enough to say anything.<br/><br/>Then, hearing her tease about his tattoo, he prepared to respond.<br/><br/>Unfortunately, somehow, the translation got garbled in the process.<br/><br/>He MEANT to say: "Of course," turn around and lift his own shirt, so she could see the anchor on his back.<br/><br/>It came out as:<br/><br/>"Nice tits."<br/><br/>He heard the phrase, and felt his eyes go wide as dinner plates, and a vermillion blush cross his whole face.<br/><br/><em>Oh, god, I did not just say that.</em>