“You muther focker” The cheerleader called the Army Man as he snatched her phone, crushed it with one hand, and handed it back to her in pink glittery pieces.<br/><br/>“Now Run!” the Army Man commanded as he bolted to the back of the store.  “Yeah you better run ASSHOLE!’ she screamed as she chased him.  She was still completely oblivious to the fleas that were beginning to swarm into the Shoppins.<br/><br/>As she ran by the redneck she saw him light an oversized candle that sparkled as it burned.  A second later the redneck passed her like a bat outta hell telling her to hurry the fuck up.  And a few more seconds later a loud boom came from behind her as cereal shrapnel pelted her in the back and whizzed by her head.  The explosion erased all thoughts of her broken cell phone and she kicked it into high gear and hauled ass after the Army Man, Crackhead, and Redneck.<br/>