Simon was amused with April having enough presence of mind to protest after she fit in a few of the balls.  The fact that she apparently didn't go right on ahead and lie was quite telling...or so Simon hoped.  This notebook did not have an integral webcam so video chatting was out of the question.  Something to be addressed at a later time he supposed.  "And how many did you fit inside that oh so delightful sex of yours?  Tell me honestly now, April."