Crystal stood there looking confused as the foreigner spoke to her frantically.  She was going off about bug spray and fleas while Crystal scratched her hair.  Recognizing the insanity, Crystal whispered "Hey, what are you on?!" in the hopes she might share some good drugs with her.  Instead, the goggled woman just handed her some crumpled papers with a bunch of crap written on them.  Crystal scowled, rolled her eyes and put the notebook papers into the front pocket of her smock.<br/><br/>"Whatever lady!"  She said angrily and turned to walk away from her in order to resume shop lifting.  She turned down the aisle with heath care products and saw some deodorant.  Crystal took the top off of a Dove container and rubbed the chalky substance under each of her hairy armpits before putting the container back on the shelf.  Next, she opened a bottle of mouthwash from a high shelf and took a swig, then spit it back into the bottle.  Crystal was feeling fresh!  It was the cleanest she'd been in weeks!<br/><br/>As she rounded the corner to the next aisle, she saw a man armed with the a gun at the door of the Shoppin's.  Instinctively, she stepped back in hiding so he wouldn't see her.  "Fuck! I don't want someone taking my shit!"  She clutched her purse containing her crack rocks and cash and set the bags of stolen goods on the floor waiting to see what would happen next.