I look at Steffy as she speaks.<br/><br/>"Mechelle, I think Steffy's either had too much to drink, or too little. Or maybe I've not drunk enough to understand her. Is there a doctor in the house?"<br/><br/>I address Faux-French-Steffy.<br/><br/>"'Orange, lemon and sugar go on pancakes, right? Is that what you're talking about there, blondie?"