"Food fit for the bird (feathered) maybe, or Dips for Chicks? Another Jaclyn franchise is created..."<br/><br/>My job application is rumbled quite quickly.<br/><br/>"Oh, shoot. That was my best idea. No skeletons either."<br/><br/>"What else? Um. It might say that I'm good company, mischievous, flexible and moderately intelligent. Has experience in identifying foibles of an employee, and able to provide round the clock service to meet a demanding employer's needs. I think that includes keeping company in bars, pools, hotel suites, don't you?"<br/><br/>"Um, likes travel, good food, and being dazzled by brilliance."<br/><br/>I shrug and smile.<br/><br/>"I could probably have condensed that to 'Welsh'."