<div class="floatleft">(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/b7/32/3bb7323256ad531d3205fda780382d36.jpg)</div><br/><strong>NAME:</strong>Oliver Timmons (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=268436.msg13239297#msg13239297)<br/><strong>WEARING:</strong>Nerd Chic (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/d4/05/5c/d4055c41cef7735e7ce9c3334bead644.jpg)<br/><strong>DAY:</strong>Friday | June 9th, 2017<br/><strong>TIME:</strong>Night<br/><strong>LOCATION:</strong>Caulton Residence | Backyard<br/><strong>CONTENT:</strong>Intense nerding, social obliviousness and talk of anal sex.<br/><br/><strong>TAGGING:</strong>Aaron | Open<br/><hr/><br/>On the drive to Aaron's house, Oliver explained that the towel and bathrobe were from a convention he'd attended the weekend before, dressed as Arthur Dent.  It had gotten warm, and he'd tired of dragging the items around with him, so he'd tossed them in the trunk of his car.  Of course, that had resulted in everyone assuming he was cosplaying as Harry Potter in his pajamas.  He couldn't fault them for it, really, since he<em>did</em>come off quite Potter-like when he affected a British accent.  Certainly far more Potter than Dent without his props.<br/><br/>He waited in his car as Aaron changed, carefully weeding through some of the research he'd previously done on all matters sexual in nature, looking for the website he'd curated about anal sex.  The notifications on his phone proved a distraction in his search, so he turned them off early on, then returned to scanning through the bookmarked pages on his iPhone's browser.  He'd managed to find it, and a couple of other related sites and articles he'd saved by the time Aaron returned.<br/><br/>"Oh, that's a brilliant idea.  The sexual education provided in our school is utterly abysmal.  There is a wealth of information that our health teacher either got incorrect, or simply didn't tell us.  It's a good thing I'm such a dedicated auto-didact, or I would have no<em>idea</em>what to do the first time I have sex with a girl.  Or a boy.  I'm unsure where I fall on the Kinsey scale, but since the idea of homosexual sex doesn't offend me and I can objectively appreciate the attractiveness of males with the same sense of curiosity as females, I imagine I fall somewhere in the middle.  Still, having never experienced anything physically intimate with either sex, I can't make an informed evaluation."<br/><br/>He paused, realizing he'd veered off-track and steered his thought processes back to the topic at hand.  "What I mean to say is, if our health teacher is so inept as to leave us with far more questions than answers when it comes to sex education, then I am more than happy to lend my tutelage to our classmates.  Clearly it's needed, even if all I can offer is research and no hands-on experience."<br/><br/>He climbed out of the car after parking with the others near the barn, and removed his phone to pull up Gretchen's Facebook page.<br/><br/><em><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: courier;">Gretchen, after hearing of your unfortunate incident during the kerfuffle at Hank's party, I thought you and your friends might benefit from some research I've done in the past.  If you have any questions, feel free to contact me!<br/><br/>Safe Anal Sex (http://www.everydayhealth.com/sexual-health/safe-anal-sex.aspx)<br/>Anal Sex Tips for Women (https://www.bustle.com/articles/64999-14-anal-sex-tips-for-women-because-you-need-to-prepare-if-you-want-to-have)(I have my doubts about the science, if any, behind this article, but it is written specifically for females, so I have no way to know if the methods or practices are sound.  Please be aware of this before following their advice.)<br/>Anal Toys on Adam &amp; Eve (http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/anal-sex-toys/butt-plugs-c-1054.aspx?&amp;sc=SEMGLANA&amp;cm_mmc=GGL-_-Stimulators_US_NB_Google_Exact-_-Anal_Plugs_Exact-_-anal%20plugs+Exact&amp;productid=&amp;gclid=Cj0KEQjw6-PJBRCO_br1qoOB4LABEiQAEkqcVfq7hSClaN_6K7gt20x5Xru7bd8jhNXMwBQIV6UWRTsaAgWm8P8HAQ)(From what I understand, the use of these items can provide a safe and healthy way of preparing yourself for anal sex with a partner, or simply provide the stimulation that anal sex provides if one doesn't have a partner.  The website has a user review feature, as well, which seems useful for a product which, I hope, has a 'No Returns' policy in place.)<br/><br/>Oliver</span></em><br/><br/>He read through his post, once he'd added it to Gretchen's Facebook wall, then tucked his phone into his pocket with a smile.  He hoped the sites would prove useful, even if he had serious doubts about the second one.  Looking up, he locked the Kia with his key fob and headed toward the mass of people, glancing at Aaron.<br/><br/>"I haven't played Pandemic in a long time.  In fact, we should play Reign of Cthulhu.  I'm dubious about this sudden Elder Gods trend, as I was about the zombie trend and the vampire one prior to it, but I've heard good things."