Darren shrugged his shoulders, and moved to the mirror over the bar cabinet. He saw words appear on the mirror.<em>'Okay, if it's like that, let's handle it that way'</em>he thought and opened a few buttons on his shirt, smiling as he turned half away from the mirror and seated himself on the top of the bar cabinet.<br/><br/>"Hello, I'm Darren," he said casually. "and you're watching Sizzle House, only on Sizzle reality TV.  When its time for a cocktail, we like to drink Pirate Cove rum.  Pirate Cove, the real booty of our show."<br/><br/>Darren had never taking acting lessons, or tried himself in the theater projects at school, but he did his best not to rattle out the lines, but sound like he really enjoyed the drink he was obviously advertising for. As soon as he had completed his lines, however, he heard a click from the bar, and was able to open the cabinet's doors. Darren inspected the bottles, which had been freed of labels, and re-labeled generically with their respective content. Almost like on LOST, Darren thought and opened the rum bottle, verifying it really held rum.<br/><br/>"Next time, offer me a whiskey advert, I can sound even more believable about those," he said, looking up at the mirror and holding two bottles up to the others, asking "Anyone I can serve a drink for?"