Tony<br/><br/>Dining car<br/><br/>talking to Lizzie<br/><br/>"Tell me about it " Tony said " loved the twenty six hour flight to get to London, get to the lounge and everyone seems partnered up , get to the plane and spend the next hour listening to a whole bunch of moans not caused or coming from me  and then finally this hot Asian girl wakes up ..I'm this close " Tony showed two fingers close to each other " from getting some and we have to resume seats " I figured I'd find her on the train but shes no doubt got her legs behind he ears getting pumped by someone who isn't me"<br/><br/>Tony poured himself a drink of water and took a sip "I tell ya if I don't get laid soon I'll go....what do yanks call it ...postal yeah that'll be me enraged horny eighteen year old beat to death a dozen people with his footlong " a smile touched his face " when asked why the teenager simply said 'I wanted to get laid'"<br/>