[Blarg, hate when I lose long original post]<br/><br/>My eyes narrow as I read between the lines.  With a sigh, however, I pick up the thick stack of quizzes and roll them tightly into a cylinder.  Wrapping the plastic smoothly around them, it forms a very thick, smooth rod.  Sitting back on the table, I hold the tests tightly in one hand as I lick my other and stroke my sex a bit.  I close my eyes, ignoring the professor, and try to imagine I'm getting ready to take a giant dildo.  The saliva and attempt to set a little mood helps lubricate me a bit more, and I slowly slide the plastic cylinder against my lower lips.  The slick saliva lets it slip easily over them, and I spread myself with my free hand,<strong>pressing a corner in</strong>.<br/><br/><em>You always did want to try a giant dildo...</em>I muse.  As I try to relax, I work the corner into myself, stretching wider until the whole end is inside.  I let out the breath I had been holding, growing accustomed to the very thick stack inside of me.  Unlike a dildo or cock, however, it doesn't get any narrower after the head.  As I lean back and pull more and more into myself, I feel stretched and full.  Using just the first couple inches, I press in and out, working it and trying to turn it into something more fun.  It feels a little better, and with each circuit, I pull it a bit deeper, until I feel full at seven of the eleven inches.  With the plastic handle sticking out of myself, I stand up again, keeping my thighs pressed together to hold it all in.  Without my hand keeping the papers tightly coiled, however, they unravel slightly with each movement, attempting to expand to the full limits of their confines.<br/><br/>Taking a deep breath, I quietly ask, "Okay, is this good?  I'd like to get to your office now..."