"Watching cricket live is easy. Go to bar, get drink, return to seat. Drink, eat, doze off in the sun. Go to bar, get drink. return to seat. Applaud politely at appropriate moments. It's not quite so much fun if it rains though."<br/><br/>"But then to my understanding, ice hockey has moved from outbreaks of thuggishness to all-out thuggishness. And my knowledge of lacrosse is approximately that you toss a hard ball with nets on sticks, and that it appears in 80% of films about private girls' schools."