I like the rumpy pumpy too, if she knows how to use a strap-on and I've had my enema.  ;D<br/><br/>NOTE: The entrance of real penis inside any part of me or my characters is strictly prohibited.<br/><br/>Anyways, I had a thought that might interest most folks here. Has everyone seen Stephen King's<em>The Last Stand</em>with Gary Senise and Molly Ringwald? Or Francis Lawrence's<em>I Am Legend</em>with Will Smith? Or the History Channel's<em>Life After People</em>? I think a sort of merger of these two would make a superb backdrop for a good RP. The world as it exists today (or in the near future), except there are only approximately 1% of earth's previous population of nearly seven billion people spread across the globe and most of them believe themselves to be the last person alive on the planet. Based upon The United States Census Bureau's figures from the 2009 census, the new population would roughly breakdown as follows:<br/><br/><strong>Earth's Population</strong>- 68,285,000<br/><br/><strong>Population by Region </strong><br/><br/>North America - 3,414,250<br/>South America - 6,145,650<br/>Europe - 7,511,350<br/>Asia - 27,314,000<br/>Africa - 10,242,750<br/>Australia - 341,425<br/><br/><strong>Population by Country</strong><br/><br/>{more countries can be figured if needed but I figured one of these countries would be the most likely candidate for a RP}<br/><br/>China - 13,382,000<br/>India - 11,822,100<br/>United States - 3,095,500<br/>Russia - 1,419,273<br/>Japan - 1,275,300<br/>Germany - 818,823<br/>France - 654,474<br/>UK - 620,417<br/><br/>As far as the reason of the population decline; There could be a number of explanations for the cause but I feel that either a naturally occurring plague or biological warfare that has gone insanely out of control would be the most plausible. The other 99% could be either dead or basically zombified (personally I' just as soon steer clear of zombies and other such beings) OR, without any explanation (at least at first) the other 99% simply vanished.<br/><br/>The Earth's infrastructure is still in tact, by and large, and individuals or small groups of people (3-4... small family sized at most) eventually venture out in search of resources to survive, to search for others, and (if the 99% just vanished) to hopefully find clues as to what happened to everyone else on earth or (if millions upon millions of people are lying dead) to clear out of the stinking metropolitan areas.<br/><br/>I'd write more about it but I''m catching a headache and my thoughts are beginning to be more and more jumbled and more difficult to wrangle in. I'll take a break and come back to look at this later with fresh eyes and a clear head.