I groan and put my head on the counter.<br/><br/>"Please don't encourage her, Mechelle, I may need to block my ears if she tries to say madferit again. I didn't even know dibble was Mancunian."<br/><br/>I wonder whether to ask for cheese.<br/><br/>Meanwhile darts, Manchester board, this might last a while.<br/><br/>"It's much more fun wronghanded if there's a blonde in leather standing just to the side of the board. And I agree, no tossers, and no BeeGees."<br/><br/><br/><br/><span class="bbc_u">OOC:</span><br/>There was a British sitcom called Allo Allo, where one character's singing was so bad, everyone stuffed their ears with cheese.<br/>Also the BeeGees' original name was Les Tosseurs, which led to them walking off a chatshow in an amusing huff.