Sara bounded down the steps hearing the voice of her best friend Sara Lee. Normally she would have flashed her a smile, and yelled "What's shakin' baby," but today baby was the last thing she wanted to hear, let alone say. She took a deep breath before opening the door. She hoped Sara Lee wouldn't notice she had been crying. She gave her friend a hug, and said "Oh Sara Lee, get that beast off the porch before he eats Momma's Rose bush again. Let's take him into see Piranha, she will be glad to have her own kind messin' with her besides that horny donkey Bruce, she giggled.<br/><br/>"I met Dukey Pookie yesterday the most wonderful man, Sara Lee at the Tractors are Us store. I went to get some chains for my bird feeders and wouldn't you know it my purse caught on something spillin' a whole bunch of nuts and bolts. This hunk of a man came to my rescue, and from there on, well, it wasn't so purty, Daddy took an instant dislike over a misunderstanding. Long story short, I dropped my sales slip, Dukey found it, brought it over to the house, Dukey's Mom, Sukey Pookie showed up, so I invited them to stay for dinner."<br/><br/>"We had Momma's 'Possum Roast, veggies, rolls, mashed taters, cheesecake with strawberries and whipped cream. Oh and Sara Lee, it was so funny, me and Dukey wanted some alone time, and Dukey kept filling our wine glasses. Sukey got plastered and Daddy, well he didn't look like he was failing from any of the fun."<br/><br/>Clara stopped and looked at Sara Lee. She bit down on her bottom lip for a minute. "Sara Lee, Dukey and I, well, we, ah, we did 'it.' Up in the hay loft, and again in the skinny dippin pond, and before you say one word, I liked it, and would do it again. But, Daddy is upset, and we had an whopping big argument last night after seeing Dukey walk in the house with my lacy panties on. Which he should not have been so mad he and Sukey were doing it in the kitchen like two hound dogs."<br/><br/>She looked down to the ground, "Sukey made a bigger deal of it mentioning the words daughter-in-law, grand babies, and that's when Daddy and I got into it. But now, he is gone, and I am stuck with the farm, September is fast approaching, I have no one to help me, and worst is, I might be pregnant. And Dukey never said anything about babies, or love or nothing. Oh, Sara Lee, what do I do now?"