""Clara, are the boobs....I mean the roast ready?"<br/><br/>Sukey stiffled a giggle at his blunder and was actually pleased that Mr. Klutz couldn't stop thinking about her even if it WAS that particular part of her anatomy!<br/><br/>Sukey nodded at Clara's request to sit opposite Mr. Klutz. She took the long way around the table so she first had to pass by Mr. Klutz chair. She ran her hand over the back of his chair.<br/><br/>"Mmm...did you make this, Mr. Klutz? You certainly are a talented man! I wouldn't mind having a set of these in MY dining room!" And Sukey meant every word of it! She liked the rough hand made chairs. They were one of a kind and she was all for things that were unusual! I mean..just look at her boy!! She looked at Dukey with such pride!<br/><br/>She made her way to sit down and waited as Clara prepared the plates for everyone and then handed her a plate.<br/><br/>"Why my dear..this looks and smells SOOO good! You can cook for me anytime!"<br/><br/>Sukey got up and reached over the table to get a roll. What she didn't realize is that left breast dipped into the gravy boat and there was gravy all around her left nipple. She sat down as if nothing happened and she lifted her knife to butter the roll noticing it . She took her napkin to wipe the outside of her blouse over her breast right in front of everyone!<br/><br/>"Oh glory be! You can dress me up but you can't take me out!"<br/><br/>The gravy left a stain: a circle around her left breast which made it look like her nipple was the bullseye!! Sukey just went right on eating as if it didn't make any difference!