The first order of business: Unfortunately (for me) the number of male characters outnumbers the number of available female characters for them. This ratio is not to my liking.<br/><br/>Second: In response to your first IC post Chrystal, I have a pretty good joke:<br/><br/>In later years, they interviewed Neil Armstrong about all of his experiences. Eventually, they got onto the topic of the moon landing. The reporter asked what inspired him to say the line "that was one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," to which Armstrong replied, "that's not what I said, let me tell you the full story.<br/><br/>"When I was a boy, the was a family living next-door to us, the Klein's,  Manny and Deborah. One day, I was playing out in the front yard, and through an open window, I could hear the two of them arguing through an open window.  Manny had asked Deborah for oral sex, to which she replied, 'oral sex?! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the boy next-door walks on the moon.<br/><br/>"So, naturally, I trained to be an astronaut, and when I first landed on the moon, I said the most obvious thing: 'That was one small step for man, one giant leap for Manny Klein."