Learning to swear...<br/><br/>These two young boys decided one morning that it was about time to learn to swear, but they didn't know how to start.<br/><br/>After some considerable thought, Tommy, the older of the two boys finally made his decision and looked at Johnny, his little brother, "I'm going to be like Grandpa and say "Hellfire.""<br/><br/>Johnny nodded enthusiastically, "Ok, I'll say "Bet your sweet ass," like Daddy."<br/><br/>Satisfied with their decisions and ready to swear up a storm, they hurried down the stairs when their mother called them to breakfast. As the boys sat down, she asked them what they wanted for breakfast.<br/><br/>Tommy sat up straight and responded, "Hellfire, give me Cherrio's!"<br/><br/>His mother, shocked at the language, grabbed Tommy's ear and dragged him out of his chair, spanking his rear like there was no tomorrow. Breathing heavily and looking angrily at Johnny, "And what about you?"<br/><br/>"I don't know, but you can bet your sweet ass that it ain't going to be Cherrio's!"<br/><br/>That was the last thing Johnny remembered.