Two little boys, Marcel and Dukey, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. Dukey's and Marcel's mothers heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. The Marcel's mother sent him in the morning, with Dukey to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat Marcel down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" Marcel's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?! Again, Marcel made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in Marcel's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD?!" Marcel screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his Dukey found him in the closet, he asked, "Bubba what happened?" Marcel, gasping for breath, replied, "Shoot! We are in BIG trouble this time! GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"