<div align="center"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong><span class="bbc_u">UBIQUITOUS, AS</span></strong></span></div><br/><div align="center">(http://pics4.city-data.com/cpicv/vfiles10892.jpg)</div><br/>The City of Ubiquitous is the County seat of Ubiquitous County, in the state of AnyState, in the United States Of America. AnyState is in the Northern Mid-West and shares borders (impossibly) with Montana, Wyoming, South Dakota, Nebraska, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Wisconsin and Illinois.<br/><br/>Yes I am aware that this is geographically impossible, that is the point. The idea is to give you the general location (Rather like the the opposite of the town of Springfield that the Simpsons live in).<br/><br/>Ubiquitous is a cattle town. The primary industry is the preparation and sale of beef products, everything from prime rib and T-bone steaks to dog food. There are four transport links to the town: The railroad yard connects to the main East-West lines with freight and passenger connections to Chicago, Kansas City MO and St Louis, Eastbound, and to Seattle, Sacramento, San Francisco and Los Angeles, Westbound.<br/><br/>A freeway runs past the town with a truck stop in between the two main intersections that feed the town from opposite directions. The freeway runs NW-SE.<br/><br/>The river Quitous flows roughly North-South at this point and is Navigable Southwards and Eastwards from here until it flows into one of the major rivers of the Mississippi catchment basin.<br/><br/>Finally, to the North of the town is Ubiquitous Municipal Airport. There is no scheduled airline service, but a small number of charter companies operate flights to and from some of the more populous cities in the region.<br/><br/><strong>Population:</strong>15,223 (at 2012 Census)<br/><br/><strong>Elevation:</strong>1,520 feet<br/><br/><strong>Principal Industry:</strong>Cattle Ranching and meat processing<br/><br/><strong>Secondary Industries:</strong>Tanning, canning, transportation.<br/><br/><strong>Support industries:</strong>Coal fired power station, Rail yard, Road Haulage, Trans-shipping, Legal representation for civil and criminal, a small medical centre, two elementary schools and a single combined Junior/Senior high school. Catholic church, Interdenominational Protestant church, Police department, Fire department, private ambulance service. Several strip malls, doctors and dental surguries, a wide variety of retail outlets including a local bakery, The Best Pie Shop In The State (seriously, that's what it's called, and their pies are to DIE for!), and several small branches of major chains like Walmart. Obviously there are bars and liquor stores, gas stations and 7-11s. There is also a single strip club that is very closely monitored by the city, to make sure nothing like prostitution goes on there.<br/><br/><strong>Sports and recreation:</strong>Ubiquitous has a bowling alley and an ice rink, also a football field and baseball diamond. The baseball team is called The Ubiquitous Beefies (Much to the disgust of some of the players and many of the fans) and competes in the state league. The football field is used primarily for High School and Peewee League games. Ubiquitous Knives is the name of the hockey team, that is semi-pro.<br/><br/><strong>Crime:</strong>The city does have a relatively low crime rate, with the Uniform Branch spending most of their time arresting drunks and handing out speeding tickets. The Detective Branch mostly investigate burglaries. The UPD's Vice Squad consists of one detective who generally picks up the same hookers and the same johns every weekend.<br/><br/>More will be added here if I think it is necessary.