Unfortunately, with nobody else worth teasing, Urvasi alternates between the two of you with her flirtations, her suggestive comments, and her endless store of cheesy double-entendres...so it is probably something of a relief when the guards approach once again, giving all three of you a wary look.  One of them, almost certainly the officer in charge by his fancier armor, looks rather unimpressed.<br/><br/>"You, there!  Let's see your travel permits."<br/><br/>Urvasi just turns a leer on you, Ling.<br/><br/><strong>"You heard the man!  Let's see the twins.  I wanna kiss them hello.  Mmmm.  And suck on them.  And nuzzle them..."</strong><br/><br/>The primary effect this has is to cause the two guards with their commander to look a little uneasy, and the nob himself looks downright irritated.  It might be that he's not used to fallen celestials refusing to take him seriously.  Maybe he doesn't like women?  Or perhaps he's just a prude.<br/><br/>"Silence, perverted wench!"<br/><br/>Mai, by the grin on Urvasi's face, she's clearly hoping this escalates.<br/><br/><em>What do you do?</em>