<div class="floatleft">(http://i63.tinypic.com/2eqf9j4.jpg) <br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Georgia;"></span><div align="center"><strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 10pt;">Peter Warcaof</span></strong> <span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Georgia;"></span><div align="center"><strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 10pt;">CGDA Benefactor</span></strong><br/>‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾</div></div></div>Hmm.  Jaclyn has contacted our guide and that seems to have gotten things headed toward the beginning of order.<br/><br/><strong>“Look there Jaclyn.  Just who we need.  An officer.”</strong><br/><br/>I signal and wave.  She comes over.<br/><br/><strong>“Hello.  I am Warcaof.  This is my friend and colleague Jaclyn Rosendahl.  We have been accosted by a group of children if you can believe it.  They stole Jaclyn’s visa.  And we know that is not good.  They might still be in the area.  Could you radio you’re your colleagues?  Get a bulletin out.  Perhaps a quick solution.”</strong><br/><br/><div class="floatright">(https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/hpJXJX5JY4BSSKt9jTHCbw--~A/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAwO2lsPXBsYW5l/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/afp.com/Part-PAR-Par8301677-1-1-0.jpg) <br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Georgia;"> </span><div align="center"><strong> <span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 11pt;">Officer Dikembe</span></strong></div> </div><br/>"My name is Officer Dikembe.  It is not good that you are without visa.  I will detain you until one is provided.  Please provide your arms for handcuffs."<br/><br/>I look at Dikembe.<strong>“That is preposterous.”</strong><br/><br/>Dikembe: "You can pay a fee.  $5,000.00 American to avoid being jailed."<br/><br/><strong>“Preposterous!  This is a shakedown!”</strong><br/><br/>Dikembe: "Very well.  If you do not respect our customs, we shall detain your friend. . . . Or both of you.  Are you resisting?"<br/><br/>I look at Jaclyn.  What in the name of Beelzebub is going on?  Has everyone lost their mind?<br/>