<strong>Bat-R-REE</strong>and<strong>Myst-R-OUS-1</strong><br/><br/>The Deputy Chief Inspector for Food Services, Blue and Blue-Green Algae Division, is not pleased that one of his trusted escorts has been called away, but what is one to do? The Computer must have a reason. Still, the resulting lack of symmetry is distressing. At the press of a button a short range burst cannon emerges from the right headlight of his armored car and is used to quickly and painfully remove the escort on the right flank opposite Bat-R-REE's last assigned position. There, that's much better now. The Deputy Chief Inspector for Food Services, Blue and Blue-Green Algae Division, returns his attention to the telenovella he is watching on two simultaneous screens, as the uninspected food vats continue to pass by on either side of his armored car.<br/><br/>VAT sector is consistently voted as one of the top 100 smelliest sectors within Alpha Complex, owing to the pervasive odor of the food vats which have been crammed into every available nook and cranny. Rooms which are entirely unsuited for industrial food production have been converted to meet the ever growing demand for barely edible but highly nutritious slop for the masses. Ever since the unexplained explosions in TUB sector life has been even busier for the dedicated Infrareds tending to this, Alpha Complex's most important resource.<br/><br/>Bat-R-REE arrives at the briefing room first, by virtue of the fact that he was already in the sector, he has a very cool bicycle, and very few people are stupid enough to get in his way. This gives him plenty of opportunity to take stock of the surroundings. To his untrained eye it would seem that this is a very well concealed briefing room, to such extent that an uninformed observer might instead include that the big man and his bicycle are occupying most of the available space in a closet used for the storage of food-mops.<br/><br/>This becomes even more uncomfortable minutes later when MYST-R-OUS-1 enters through the same door, there being only one, and proceeds to occupy virtually all of the remaining space.<br/><br/>Neither of you immediately spot anything which appears to be a briefing officer, but then again the closet hasn't been thoroughly searched.<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Myst-R-OUS-1</div><div class="spoiler_body">With your superior perception skills, you can conclude with nearly 100% certainty that you and Bat-R-REE-1 are the only occupants of this 3 foot by 3 foot chamber.<br/></div></div><br/><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 8pt;">GM: Edited to change left headlight to right headlight, like it matters.</span>