I wipe away a tear, shocked by Steffy's revelation, looking at Jaclyn for moral support (other support also acceptable).<br/><br/>"You.. you mean I'm not blonde? But that was my whole world image! You mean, I' going to have to resort to being hardnosed sarcastic Taffy now?"<br/><br/>"I don't understand blonde jokes though. They make my brain hurt. That's why I drink. One of the reasons I drink, anyway."<br/><br/>There is some football on. It's... niche.<br/><br/>"I've seen Qarabag from Azerbaijan some years ago. They're not very good, as indeed aren't Azerbaijan. Montenegro gave England a good game a few years ago, although who that says most about I'm not sure. At least we're not watching Wales, it's quite terrible, I think there's bee one shot on target in 70 minutes."