<strong><em>Week Nine</em></strong><br/><br/>Maybe it's just because midterms are coming up, or maybe its because the dragonchess team might make it to regionals this year, or maybe Grizzy B's latest columns have checked the collective privilege of a great many students, or perhaps many are depressed they missed Lady Whitecastle's masquerade ball, but the University remains fairly quiet. Quiet that is, except for the diehard Chevis stans who insist that the latest piece against him is a bunch of lies! There are always those who react as strongly as possible in the opposite way of current trends in a university after all, and Chevis reaps the benefits of a sudden, unironic, boom in popularity the very week he is so viciously attacked from this same district!<br/><br/>Can anyone make sense of the University? Does it take someone so erratically stylish to do so? Or will Lakshmi Bey finally unleash whatever it is she's been shut in working on for the past month?<br/><br/>Whatever it is, let us all pray it doesn't interfere with regionals.