<div class="floatleft">(http://s23.postimg.org/eiv32yjs7/Darius_Headshot.jpg)<div class="floatleft"> Name: Darius<br/>Mood/Feeling: Marginally less spooked, appearing as if he has a spine...<br/>~~~~~~~~~~<br/>Tip-toeing over to the table, he begins to investigate the dragon emblazoned on the top. He rubs his hands together, and while still maintaining an arms length distance, pokes the slab to reveal any magical properties.<br/><br/>Poke… pokepokepoke…POKE…<br/><br/>Sighing in frustration, he cusses under his breath, "mother fu--" One of the women threw a club in the direction of the human-dog-guy-person. "Anybody know what his deal is?… Are we sure he's not gonna eat anybody, namely me?"<br/><br/>Back to the table. Seeing that he can not magically check for anything, he ducks down to check underneath the table for any buttons, or other arcane or ritualistic symbols. The main observations he made where that there was a lit candle at the head of the dragon, and that there where an annoying amount of various bugs swarming the table. "The metric fuckton of bugs indicates that someone bled on here, relatively recently. Anybody see any body remains? No? Good."<br/><br/>"Also, and probably more importantly, we won't die in here." Pointing to the top of the cavernous waterfall, "There is free flowing water, and it seems pretty cold in here, so to me that means we are in a northern climate. While we are underground, we DO have various openings for air, so that covers suffocation and thirst. I'm sure we all know some party tricks, so we won't die of boredom," he said, attempting an off-color joke, but it probably wasn't that funny, considering the circumstances. "So that only leaves food to worry about. Of which I reiterate, don't eat me."<br/><br/>"...No sorry, THIS is more important. Any magic users other than myself? Do you guys feel that your magic is jammed? Just me?"<br/><br/>Straightening his back with a confident presence. "Oh how rude of me! Hello all, I'm Darius d'San-… I'm Darius the Third, Vancypants bloodline."</div></div>