"Well, ya see, iss a funny thing, 'ow a growin' lad wif a good 'obby sometimes finds 'imself the center'f attention on account of somone's belt pouch 'as gone missin'.  Now, me, I'm more've a...well, the 'ole cutpurse thing is kinda useless, if ya ask me.  Not enough payoff fer the risk."<br/><br/>Happy swigs more ale.<br/><br/>"Might's'well try ta steal an entire army's supplies out from under 'em!  Which, I 'eard tell, this one geezer did, once."