As they pass through the turnstile, a voice comes through the grille of Omin's mouth. It's a soft, slightly mechanical-seeming female voice, which might be kind og jarring coming from the face of a somewhat portly bald half-elven man.<br/><br/>"Welcome...<span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: courier;"><strong>Belladonna Periwinkle... Gustavo Ventus... Priscilla Longfellow... Cedevax...</strong></span>" The mechanical voice halts for a moment as Gillie ducks under the turnstile.<em>Click whirrr</em>"...And<span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: courier;"><strong>Drizz't Do'Urden</strong></span>. Welcome back...<span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: courier;"><strong>Drizzt Do'Urden.</strong></span>" With each name, there's a soft hiss of air escaping,  coldness on the back of the hand, as somehow, the Acquisitions Incorporated logo appears in stippled purple dye on the back of everyone's hand. Everyone except Gillie, who gets it on the left side of her face like a rad but ill-considered tattoo. Close examination reveals smaller text, making the logo say "Applicant Intern"<br/><br/>"Your accrued debt balance currently stands at... One... hundred gold dragons... each<em>or</em>an equal exchange... thereof." Wait what? No questions are answered as the voice continues.<br/><br/>"Thank you... for... participating in the Intern Selection, Training, and Ranking... program. You may be held liable for... damages to training facilities or employees. Please keep in... mind that your training... process will be monitored... for... quality... control and training purposes. Acquisitions Incorporated is not liable for... any lingering injuries or trauma. Acquisitions Incorporated claims all rights to properties conceived... or crafted in the training facility. if you experience an erection lasting more than... four hours..." A long list of legal disclaimers continue to stream from the grille as the party continues on.<br/><br/>Just beyond the turnstile is a short hallway that ends in a pair of saloon-style doors. A placard over the doorway reads "Deliveries." Beyond the doors is a room made to look like a tavern; a long bar, a fireplace (complete with fire!) many tables, and a set of stairs that lead to an upper balcony.<br/>Tranining dummies made of cloth, straw, and wicker are set up at various points around the room. Two patron dummies are at the bar, being served by a bartender dummy whose head has been replaced by a melon that has clearly begun to spoil. Four dummies play cards at a table, though the cards have been scattered across the floor. A musician dummy sits by the fireplace, brandishing a fiddle at the wooden head of the bartender dummy which sits in the flames, though isn't burning. Another dummy sits on the stairs, wooden hands resting suggestively on a broomstick that erupts from between his legs. And a last one leans over the upper railing, weighed down by two more long-overdue melons stuffed into the front of its tunic.<br/>A chandelier hangs in the center of the room, lit candles casting illumination into the otherwise dim room. There is a strange, almost overwhelming aroma of wet dog in the room, as well.<br/><br/>"Interning with... Acquisitions... Incorporated is a rare... and prestigious opportunity that requires... more than just the ability to fight AND perform magic AND disarm traps AND fight. AcqInc Interns and fight must also... be able to execute their... duties with a certain degree of flair... and... style.. and fight.<br/>"In this room you... will demonstrate your ability to attack an enemy while using a catchphrase.<br/>"You will and fight be graded on originality and delivery."