<span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;"><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: times new roman;">Tom sipped his coffee and shrugged, "I mean, I can kill you no problem, I'm authorized to do that, but seems a bit severe for a small faux pas. Tell ya what, at the end of the week if you still feel like dying, I'll take you to the execution chamber and help you fill out the forms." His deadpan expression hinted at a dark sense of humor, the kind that was almost perfect for someone like Mariska. He glanced over his shoulder when Belinda appeared and offered words of encouragement to Tserin, and Tom took a moment to give Sam a friendly smile. "How are you doing today, Sam?"<br/><br/>"Oh, not too bad Tom. Though you should stop scaring the new people." Sam carefully leaned on the wall of the cubical, lest she accidentally knock it down on poor Tserin. <br/><br/>Tom was about to respond when he noted Grady's fat ass near Mariska's desk, and he sighed. "Excuse me ladies," he said with a smile before heading towards Mariska's desk. He got there just in time to hear Mariska's mention of drilling a hole in Grady's head, and to see his reaction.<br/><br/>Grady took a long, long moment to process this information, and finally said, "You really believe dumb shit like that? Next you'll say something stupid like we actually went to the moon. I can't stand stupid bitches like you." He turned and walked off, muttering to himself and wheezing a bit from exertion. He never noticed Tom.<br/><br/>Tom, seeing the situation in hand, returned to Tserin and waited for Belinda and Sam to finish welcoming Tserin aboard.<br/><br/>Meanwhile, for Mariska, the person on the end of the line said, "Hi, I need to file a complaint. I ordered a penis pump from your company and when I went to use it, it had spikes all around the edge and it hurt like hell trying to pump up my penis. I needed stitches! This product is obviously very dangerous and I want a refund and reimbursement for the visit to the ER and the three stitches I had to get in my scrotum!"</span></span>