<div align="center"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong>ARTEMIS FOWL II, M.D.</strong></span><br/><strong>MXY-SKYE CORP THANKS YOU FOR COMPLETING THIS SURVEY.</strong><br/>(http://media3.popsugar-assets.com/files/2015/01/06/043/n/1922283/c3bb29ee1d12b9d4_CillianJI9phI.xxxlarge/i/Sexy-Cillian-Murphy-Peaky-Blinders-GIFS.gif)</div><div align="center"><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button"> Dr. Crane isn't here right now</div><div class="spoiler_body"><strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;">Basics</span> - let us never forget what we might have missed.</strong><br/><strong>AGE: </strong> 32<br/><strong>SEX: </strong> Male<br/><strong>SEX PREFERENCE: </strong>Straight, always straight<br/><strong>SORTMENT: </strong> Administrative<br/><strong>OCCUPATION: </strong> Chief of surgerical program and Staff<br/><strong>ETHNICITY: </strong> Irish<br/><strong>SIBLINGS: </strong> One twin sister, but we'll let Fox Kingsley keep her face ;)<br/><strong>PARENTS: </strong> Dead. Have an uncle and aunt who adopted me though. Sadly the uncle is left.<br/><strong>HOMETOWN: </strong> Cork Ireland<br/><strong>HAIR COLOR: </strong> Black<br/><strong>EYE COLOR: </strong> Crystal Blue<br/><strong>HEIGHT: </strong> 6'0<br/><strong>WEIGHT: </strong> 185 lbs<br/><strong>FACE CLAIM: </strong> Cillian Murpy<br/><strong>MISCELLANEOUS: </strong> <strong>[HOVER OVER SPEACH IN THE SURVEY FOR TRANSLATION AS IT'S WRITTEN HOW IRISH DIALECT WOULD SOUND]</strong><br/>Nickname is <strong>"Emis."</strong> Pronounced <strong>Eh-Miss.</strong> <span class="bbc_u">Do not call him Arty, Artie, Art or I'll cut you. </span><br/>Widowed from his high school sweet heart, divorced from marrying <br/>his best friend who fucked him over again and again and again and....  <br/>Lucky for him in this setting he's childless. He's also grown less kind over the years. <br/><br/>I don't know who if anyone he's going to be ship with. For now, I'm just going to play with him because he needs a breath of fresh air. See where it takes him. <br/><br/><hr/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;">Character Survey</span> - we never understand what is on our noses.</strong><br/><strong>001. </strong><em>What type of porn gets your motors revving? (be honest)</em><br/><acronym title="I fuck almost daily, I work about 60 hours a week. I really don't have time for porn. But if you require knowledge on what gets me off? Women. Full stop. in any form. As long as they are over 18 naturally. Nurses, orderlies, professors, techs, students I'm not prejudice.">Oi feck almost daily, Oi work aboyt 60 'ours a week. Oi really don't 'av time for porn. But if yer require knowledge on waaat gets me aff? Weemen. full stop. in any form. as long as they are over 18 naturally. nurses, orderlies, professors, techs, students oi'm not prejudice. </acronym><br/><br/><strong>002. </strong><em> Do you think being gay is a disease, or do you think people are born gay? </em><br/><acronym title="It's the 21 century. Honestly, who cares? If you're gay good for you, whether you figured it out at birth or not. Truth be told, the only reason I'm teaching at Gottwald is because I'm the best surgeon around.">'tis de 21 century. 'onestly, who cares? If you're gay gran' for yer, whether yer figured it oyt at birth or not. truth be towl, de only reason Oi'm teachin' at Gottwald is cos Oi'm master surgeon raun.</acronym><br/><br/><strong>003. </strong><em>What's in your sandwich?</em><br/><acronym title="Wouldn't you like to know.">Wouldn't yer loike ter nu.</acronym><br/><br/><strong>004. </strong><em>What's your best and worse memory? (Non-sexual)</em><br/><acronym title="Worse: Lucy and Luciana dying. Best: Divorcing that slut of an ex-wife.">Worse: lucy an' luciana dyin'. best: divorcin' dat slut av an ex-wife.</acronym><br/><br/><strong>005. </strong><em>What's the most attractive feature in someone else? </em><br/><acronym title="Myself. -sighs- Right let's see, the eyes, lips, tits and ass on a woman. ">Meself. -sighs- roi let's clap, de eyes, lips, diddies an' arse on a weeman.</acronym><br/><br/><strong>006.  </strong><em>What is the best pickup line you've ever heard or said and the worst one?</em><br/><acronym title="Pick up lines are useless to care for when you don't use them. There are some awful ones out there though.">Peck up lines are as useless as a chocolate taypot ter care for whaen yer don't use dem. dare are sum brutal ones oyt dare though.</acronym><br/><br/><strong>007.  </strong><em>How do you respond to help of any kind, especially when you never asked for it? </em><br/><acronym title="I say, Jesus thanks for that. Bloody wanker, how do you think I respond? Honestly. I say thanks. ">Oi say, jaysus t'anks for dat. bleedin langer, 'oy do yer tink oi respond? 'onestly. oi say t'anks.</acronym><br/><br/><strong>008.  </strong><em><del>Pussy</del> Cat or <del>Cock</del> Dog? </em><br/><acronym title="Pussy always pussy and tits">Pussy alwus pussy an' diddies.</acronym><br/><br/><strong>009.  </strong><em>Are you a vengeful person? </em><br/><acronym title="Yes, it depends.">Aye, sumtimes. </acronym><br/><br/><strong>010.  </strong><em>What is your most Bizarre talent? </em><br/><acronym title="I can suck the chrome off a car. Who the fuck makes up these questions? I fuck like a god.">Oi can suk de chrum aff a car. who de feck makes up dees quesshuns? oi feck loike a Bejasus.</acronym><br/><br/><strong>011.</strong><em> Did you feel violated taking this survey? </em><br/><acronym title="No, quite bored actually. How old are you? What body parts were you born with?">Naw, quite bored actually. 'oy auld ye? waaat body parts were yer born wi'?</acronym><br/><br/><strong>012.</strong><em> Anything else? </em><br/><acronym title="Stop sending me potatoes and goats, you wanker.">Stop sendin' me spuds an' goats, yer langer.</acronym><br/><hr/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;">History</span> - we need to know where we come from.</strong><br/><strong>OVERVIEW:</strong> For those of you who know this man, as you can see he's decided his Irish accent is going to be much stronger for this game. I apologize ahead of time for his speech. Please hover over to read anything you don't understand I will be implentening the acronym tag a lot. However if you sound out what he's saying when he does talk, it shouldn't be too hard to understand what's going on. With that being said. <br/><br/>Artemis Fowl came off a harsh relationship, he's had so much shit happen to him in his life. His parents died when he was 11. He was adopted by his aunt and uncle, he had two cousins who are siblings and a twin sister. He's close with his family and would kill for them. His ex wife cheated on him and he kept being there for her till he got fed up. He's been divorced a little bit over a year now and the man is basically trying not to settle on one woman. So he likes to have sex. He's not a slut he has standards and doesn't easily sleep around but he does have his go to girls he likes to scratch that itch with. <br/><br/>Because he was married fresh out of high school having his high school sweet heart die shortly after then ended up in a relationship with who was his best mate shortly after his Aunt died as well; Artemis has never really done the dating thing and he has a serious deep seeded yearn for a woman that could treat him right. For now he's had various sexual encounters and prefers to keep women at arms length so as not to get burn again.<br/><br/>That being said the man is a serious work-a-holic. 60 + hours a week. He has a surgical program to run and a surigical board. His passion is medicine. So any woman that is thinking about a serious thing with Artemis would have to keep in mind his work habits and not question him or automatically assume he's cheating because he doesn't answer his phone. (let's not repeat history)<br/><br/><strong>ooc:</strong> No I do not want anyone playing his ex-wife who's alive. Long story but no. So please don't ask me. <br/>His Ons and Offs mimic my own greatly. Though Artemis can be less then passionate when he doesn't have a connection with someone. He comes off as Lairy but deep inside he's a softy. I can't explain him more other then copying history from the Harry Potter fandom and that's just too complicated. So I rather just let you lot figure him out piece by piece as I'm figuring him out in this setting as well. <br/><br/><br/><hr/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;">OTHER</span> – because I really don’t understand. </strong><br/><strong>OTHER CHARACTERS:</strong> Prudance, Hayden, Shane, Julian, Javi, Maddox, Trent<br/><strong>CONTACT:</strong> PM</div></div></div>