Here is Spazz's morning, in a nutshell, once the inner sonata has been edited out.<br/><br/>The daily grind of shower, dress, eat breakfast is only somewhat interrupted by her maternal unit's vague attempts to open a meaningful dialogue...unsuccessful, of course, because while Mom isn't a pain in the ass as parents go, she's flighty and a bit odd.  (The irony of this observation is utterly lost on Spazz.)  Mom does mention in passing that she'll be out late, so dinner will be pizza and does Spazz mind having to find her own way home from school?  No, she doesn't, and pizza is fine, thanks.<br/><br/>Drive to school, wave goodbye to maternal unit, and find somewhere to sit while waiting for her new friend the perky little Goth to arrive.<br/><br/>Wait for class.<br/>Wait...<br/>Wait...<br/>Try not to fantasize about the hawt MILF in homeroom.<br/>Wait...