Trouble will, with no particular regard for rhyme, reason, or tactics, snatches up a handy 2 x 4  and smacks the nearest zombie in the face.<br/><br/>(Clatter...holy cow!  Natural 20...followed by a 1.  No crit.  But +3 Melee Attack Bonus makes it a 23 which should hit for 1d6+2 points of damge...or 3+2 = 5 whole hit points off of a zombie)<br/><br/>