OOC thread for  The Earth Caught Between (http://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=101614.0). There's a more defined summary coming your way, but for now indulge in this one written with the voice of my character, Martin Mayhir:<br/><br/>So here’s what I got:<br/><br/>There’s this fallen angel guy, right? He’s been around for thousands of years and he’s a pretty bad mother fucker at this point. He’s all fucking upset because his girlfriend died and they buried her under a ton of iron that he can’t touch. Well, he found out that she ain’t dead because some loud-mouth former comrade of his decided that was a great thing to tell him. Meanwhile, the city that they all seemed to gather in has become headquarters for some kind of demon uprising lead by this fallen angel guy. I don’t fucking know, don’t ask me. Anyways, the dude is after my sister because she’s some kind of magic or something and he thinks he can persuade her to knock open that hunk of metal. Helps that he’s using our long-lost father as bait. I don’t even know how he got there. Mostly, I’m just pissed that he never wrote. See if I go to YOUR 80th birthday, jerk.<br/><br/>We got out of that situation with some kind of magic that I don’t really understand, and now we’re in fucking Cairo. Seriously. You have any idea how far away I am from a gas station with cheap smokes?<br/><br/>Oh, and that loudmouth former comrade? I’m TOTALLY tapping that.<br/><br/>Important characters:<br/>Joel: He’s our main villain. He smells like he died in the 80’s, which is pretty good considering that he’s been like that since probably around the 1200’s. Generally pisses me off just for being a prick.<br/>Lixi: That would be the loudmouth former comrade. Okay, so aside from talking too much sometimes, she’s actually one of the few people in the world that I would be pissed if they died. Okay, so I’d be more than pissed off. There would be blood on my hands and it sure as hell wouldn’t be mine, jerk. Also, she’s a fallen angel. How hot is that?<br/>Vulture: Oh yeah. Forgot to mention that there’s a malicious entity in my head that from time to time takes control of my body and is just generally a negative person. Kind of... only figured that out recently.<br/>Adja: My sister who needs to get laid. She’s a bitch with entitlement issues. She thinks that she’s got the right to make all these big decisions without her little brother just because she’s magic or some shit.<br/>Crowley: Some of you might have heard of this guy. Runs a cult over in Egypt, lots of sex involved. He’s kind of a perv, but whatever. He’s feeding us. He’s got a thing for my sister which I don’t like because... well.. he’s like 100 or something. Something about rituals or something. Whatever. He’s immortal.<br/>Martin: Me. Hi. You’re probably wondering who your narrator is. Nice to meet ya. I’ve got self-esteem issues and a job working for a crime ring which seems entirely inconsequential right now. Maybe they’ll show up in a safe or something somewhere along the line. I wouldn’t be too shocked, really.