*As everyone started flowing back to the front of the store, Jack stood back up and took a look around* Well I'll be a monkeys uncle... *He couldn't miss the midget in all his pimp glory who had rounded the corner and started talking to someone hiding in the shadows. All he could do was shake his head and chuckle to himself.* A little guy with big ambitions? Typical...  *He muttered, but then as some close cut guy with what looked like a kid's backpack strolled into view and said "Listen up!...". He listened then raised his eyebrow* I got all I need that works right here. *He grabbed his crouch and his shotgun* Both are "cocked" and "loaded"! *He laughed at his own joke, then immediately went into inspection mode. He noticed a lack of practical weapons and made note of it.* So... your group got a plan to survive this? *He pointed to some of the pink fuzz that had now become apparently known.* Because it looks like we got one of those Teletubby balls falling on top of us. I seen a big mother up there with it too. So... I got explosives. What you got? *He pulled one of the pipe bombs from his pack and held it high as if it were excalibur*