"Alas, no.  I thought perhaps with you two and your new friend well out of the way, it would give the honorable and noble Chao Yi enough rope to find himself unable to annoy anyone else.  I was going to suggest you take her to one of the Great Elemental Temples."<br/><br/><strong>"Oh, yeah, that'll go over really well,"</strong>Urvasi chirped.<strong>"See, the thing about sages and monastic types is, they're celibate.  And making them deal with all this?"</strong>She flexed and gyrated her hips in a graceful display of dance.<strong>"Might give them some trouble."</strong><br/><br/>"Ah, yes, about that..."<br/><br/><strong>"Especially the chicks."</strong><br/><br/>"As I was saying..."<br/><br/><strong>"Got me into trouble up top all the time.  Don't get me wrong, it isn't like I go out of my way to distract folks, but some people need to be allowed down off their pedestals and get out for a good time."</strong><br/><br/>The storyteller heaves a sigh and clears his throat.<br/><br/>"Anyway, it would probably be a good idea for you to move on soon, before the self-appointed defender of public decency can recover his wits."