Clearly you need to move to Chicago, missy! I want to get an apt but I can't afford it by myself. There's a REALLY really affordable apartment building that's like 800-900 a month for a two bedroom place down the street from my job that I WANT. All the amenities are included with the rent, with the exception of having to pay for gas. The place even has an onsite washing machine and dryer.<br/>I want it. I want it. I WANT IT. But I can't afford it alone. =(<br/>Why you hate me, world?