I wanted people to notice me today, but this is definitely too much attention.  I'm just glad it's wolf-whistles and not horror.  When officer modesty steps in the way, I'm actually a little frustrated at being blocked.  Can't he see I'm obviously in a hurry.  I almost have to smile at the awkwardness, however, and the last line actually breaks some of the tension hanging over me.<br/><br/>Looking around, with everyone within eyeshot staring at me, a manage to muster more confidence than him.  "Oh, so are you gonna give me your pants then?  That would clear everything up."  But without waiting for a flabbergasted reply, I brush past him, "Get out of my way, I have classes."  It was tempting to play along for the sheer corniness of it, but I'm a busy girl, and I'm not failing for this chump.<br/><br/><strong>[Ignore and move on]</strong>