Dukey and Clara are in their honeymoon room and Dukey decides to let Clara know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.<br/><br/>He proceeds to take off his pants and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."<br/><br/>Clara replies, "I can't wear your pants."<br/><br/>He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"<br/><br/>Than Clara takes off her panties and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"<br/><br/>He replies,"I can't get into your panties!"<br/><br/>"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."<br/><br/>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br/><br/><br/>As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."<br/><br/>She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"<br/><br/>A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".<br/>