Well, shucks! If'n I don't feel left out, what with ya'll talkin' 'bout that nasty business. That gettin' busy, an' all that. Shoot, Bubba...you 'member that purdy li'l thing that I had and told  you to keep it secret from mah Mom? She was somethin' else, hoooo-wee! ... ... Wait jus' a cotton-pickin' minute! I think I jus' tole Mom about it. Hiya, Mom. Hope you ain't upset wit me. I only went as far as kissin' her...and a little else b'sides. Whoops! Me and muh dern big ol' mouth. I'll be shuttin' up, now, right sure.