I perk up at the sound of my name, but the darn bird squawks.<br/><br/>"Me? I'm mostly here, at least I think I am, on the law of probabilities. I thought I saw some ruffians, but they turned out to be incredibly hot girls, so I stayef to chat."<br/><br/>I look round innocently.<br/><br/>"But I ran out of International Lady of Mystery credits, so I came back. Could I have some Dettol with tonic? No ice."