Urvasi pouted.<br/><br/><strong>"I don't want tea girls, not really. Just that they're as close as I ever seem to get."</strong><br/><br/>Her blushing little sidelong look at Mai was not as subtle as she probably thought it was.<br/><br/><strong>"Why do you wanna hear about them? They're boring. And stuffy.  And oh so very proper, so a girl can't get in a friendly kiss and playful fondle before being chastised for being a horrible deviant.  As if the repressed and frustrated little housewives are all that quiet when they jill off in their lonely beds at night because their lords and masters are off drinking and playing martial arts hotshot with other guys."</strong>She snorted.<strong>"Not so much in the Celestial as down here, but it happens.  I mean, I know Feng Hua likes me...and right now she's a she instead of a he, and doesn't mind so much.  But trying to get on her schedule is, like, impossible."</strong>