<div class="floatleft"><div align="center">(https://i0.wp.com/style.pk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/yasmeen-ghauri-biography-and-photos-18.jpg)<br/></div><div align="center"><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Berlin Sans FB;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 11pt;"> Taffy Silk<br/>‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾  </span></span></div></div><br/>I giggle at the 'not even beginning to suck up', thinking that gives me something to look forward to later.<br/><br/>I decide not to look at how close to melting the credit card was, thinking this may be the most expensive thing I own. I could never get used to not fainting at lots of zeroes.<br/><br/>She's a bit overly defensive on the subject of random tea, or so it appears. I'm not sure if she is just oblivious to how it sounds Dianne behaves, or has rationalised it internally, or if I'm just on the wrong end of the stick. When she pauses, I grab her hand and squeeze it gently, and giggle.<br/><br/>"Stalking you is my job, I thought! I'm just going to be a jealous executive assistant now, I shall up my game! Um, no bunnies will be boiled, okay?"<br/><br/>I let her take my hand in the car, while trying to carry off sulky jealousy, and probably not succeeding. Sniffily, I have a look at the video.<br/><br/>"It's not bad, production values could be better. In the remake, I would like to be played by Gal Gadot please, oh, and not be unconscious for half of it. You say the FAI want you over diamonds, with a sideorder of exploding hotels and deafening poor defenceless assistants, ruining their wardrobe and forcing them to go shopping extensively again, yes? Um, I may have added a few of those charges, but I think they stand up."<br/><br/>There's a pause as the Swiss scenery whizzes by.<br/><br/>"So, this isn't about any business that you have in hand? This is all very Dynasty, where superpeople drop in for tea with other superpeople, while the downtrodden minions do all the work. Or, in my case, look fabulous, and try not to do the work. I'm sorry if I came over as jealous - I am a teeny bit with anyone over you, but you know that - but this is a whole new level I've never seen! Does she have a pool? And a huge library of leatherbound books that no-one's read in centuries? Ooh, huge chandeliers and sweeping staircases for princesses to sweep down! I bet she has those too, right?"<br/><br/>Goofy Taffy is always useful, I find, and there is definitely something I'm not seeing at play here.<br/><br/>"I just don't want to mess up, Miss J, mess up and ruin things."