Steffy explains the Lone Ranger and then, still in professorial mode, discusses Iowan pronunciation.<br/><br/>"I used to think it was pronounced Dezz-Moins, but people have told me it's pronounced Day-Mwan. Even people who have lived there never seem sure how to pronounce St Louis, though"<br/><br/>"Anyway, everyone knows how to say Wigan, which is quite near where I come from. Wiganers are known as pie eaters. They say that's because of their love of eating meat pies, but the inhabitants of the nearby town of Leigh say that it's because the Wiganers gave up early in the General Strike of 1926 and went back to work and had to eat humble pie.<br/><br/>That is the background to the new drink I am servinh - the Wigan Cocktail. Would anybody like one?  Rhubarb can be added. I would like to say it's in honour of your Independence Day, but, well, er, Happy Independence Day, everyone!"<br/><br/>(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/0/00/Pie.jpg)<br/><br/>