Rolling a nat 20 on Handle animal can do all sorts of things.<br/><br/>don't worry, you're all level 1, I'm sure you'll develop catchphrases and iconic quips and whatnot. if not we can just edit in post. if all else fails I can give patrick Rothfuss a call and have him write a few dad jokes for you guys. God knows he's not writing anything else.  :-X