<div class="floatleft">(https://i.imgur.com/p7uOZ6q.jpg)</div><strong>Name:</strong>Chevis the Chic<br/><br/><hr/><br/>It had been a busy week for Chevis’ minions indeed!  In addition to their normal minion activities, they had been spending the week painting quite the striking mural of Chevis at the marketplace.  Chevis had a master eye for all things artistic, and if he did say so himself, the picture of himself was quite fetching.<br/><br/>He did feel bad for his homely minions having to stare so long at such an absolute beauty as they painted.  Perhaps his dock minions he felt the worst off for… the Sircod’s and Ma’amkral’s.  It was tough being reverse mermaids, having the brilliant legs of a mortal, and yet still bearing the striking face of fish.  Still, they were quite hard workers, which was likely in part due to the fact that they lacked the ability to sing unlike those dreadful mermaids.<br/><br/>They were, of course, quite exasperated to hear that the mural they worked so hard on was being defaced before the week's end!  They all knew it would look nothing like Chevis if a single blemish was shown upon his perfect skin.<br/><br/>Quite the crowd had gathered round as Chevis encouraged each of them to take hold of a raspberry danish and toss them upon his picture.<br/><br/>”I decree the leader of our fair city to be a sham!  The way that Chevis sits in his palace and eats danishes while the people suffer is appalling!  Why I heard he even makes rings out of gold.  GOLD, I tell you, what a banal and senseless thing to have in the palace!”<br/><br/>One of the Sircods attempted to remind Chevis that he neither ruled, nor was a separate entity unto himself.  Oh, this would be so much simpler if he had a voice like Ariel, that cheeky bitch!<br/><br/>“Haha!” Chevis screamed out in glee as he covered one of his image’s eyes with a direct hit from a danish.  He encouraged the young around him to do the same.  They were quite confused, but how often do people let you throw raspberry pastries upon a wall?<br/><br/>”Join me everyone, it is quite fashionable to speak of that dastardly devil Chevis the Chic!  How dare he wish for hippogriffs!”<br/><br/>Chevis' minions sighed, the students and artist-tailors realizing that as soon as their leader declared things fashionable there was no hope.<br/><br/>Chevis, of course, upon great consideration added as he decided to test out the zesty colors of lemon bearclaws to his raspberry creations.  “I do suppose that the true hero in this is Ixeol of betwixt and between!  I can imagine no fate cruller than being stuck with that donutting Chevis!”