The envelope was covered in glitter, and there was a slightly more than judicious amount inside as well. The writing was at least done in pen, a shockingly bright green, but the printing was terrible, as if from a kindergarten class.... And not exactly the advanced one, either.<br/><br/>"Deer MAyr. WhAt is crissmAss AnD why Do everyBoDy eDpet Me tooo Be so EsiteD ABot it?????"<br/><br/>It was signed with an absolutely huge scribble, swooping and looping like a drunk pilot, the five letters each a different color, a beautiful pink heart inside the A, and over the next two letters as well.