<div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote">Quote</div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">"You just got outplayed, son."</blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/><strong>DING!</strong><br/><br/><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote">Quote</div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">"It's Peanut-Butter-Jelly time, motherfucker."</blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/><strong>DING! </strong><br/><br/><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote">Quote</div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">Left hand to the bartender. "One Tequila!" Right hand. "Two Tequila!" Left hand again. "Three Tequila!" He then scoops up the dummy and drives it hard into the floor headfirst. The sound of melons popping and wooden limbs cracking as he finishes the line. "FLOOR!" </blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/><strong>DING!</strong><br/><br/><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote">Quote</div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">"Sexy ladies benefit from the fruits of my labors!"</blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>Awkward, expectant silence.<br/><br/><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote">Quote</div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">"One corpse, well done!"</blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/><em>...Ding...?</em><br/><br/><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote">Quote</div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">"You know ladies don't start fights,'</blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div>...Ding.<br/><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote">Quote</div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">"But they can very much finish them."</blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 8pt;">...ding...!</span><br/><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote">Quote</div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">'I suppose he couldn't handle the hot seat."</blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div>"Please, just stop."<br/><br/>The floor is now strewn with busted, smelly melon, smouldering hay, and a busted violin. It's quiet enough that you cna hear rats in the walls. large rats. Possibly professional dancers.<br/><br/><strong>"Your results... have... been tabulated. Please bear in mind ... that... Acquisitions Incorporated... interns... are expected to know... the... difference between a quip... a catchphrase... and a one-liner. <br/><br/>   "Priscilla... Longfellow... five points. READ ERROR UNKNOWN ENTITY... seven points. Cedevex.... two points. Gustavo... Ventus... five points. Bella... Donna... Peri... Winkle... ERROR ERROR DIVISION BY ZERO SCRIPT RESTARTING..."<br/><br/>   "Interning with... Acquisitions... Incorporated is a rare... and prestigious opportunity that requires..."</strong>The voice indeed restarts, introducing them to the principles of this activity and whatnot. However at the far end of the room is a loud click-THUNK and a door slides open into the next hallway. There they find a second closed doorway, labeled "ACQUISITIONS"