I look suspiciously as Jaclynskova tries to cover her glaring error. But her weapon of choice is... Stilton. I am forced to relocate to a different seat, which is a shame because it doesn't feel like my Norm! seat.<br/><br/>"Vile horrid chemical weaponry now! Avaunt! Or something. I'd suggest burning it, but it might defeat the fire. Stilton is wrong in many conceivable ways, possibly some inconceivable ones too."<br/><br/>We are disturbed from a potential outbreak of cheesewar by Steffy, who provokes a quick football lesson from Mechelle.<br/><br/>"Yes, nasty, obnoxious, moneygrubbing behaviour. Only a really uncouth country would accept teams being uprooted and moved across country. Probably one in its infancy, or just escaping an infant's reign of terror. Hi Steffy! Tea we can do, although if it's Boston tea, we'll need to get some saltwater to make it with."<br/><br/>"And yes, salting tea is near enough to treason as makes no difference."