Less than ten seconds after Shawn's butt hit his seat, the door opens and a balding man who looks vaguely like Jason Alexander (plus eight inches, minus fifty pounds) in an argyle vest stalks in.<br/><br/>"Okay, people, settle down.  Settle!"<br/><br/>He sets his book on the teacher's desk.<br/><br/>"My name is Mister McNeely, and normally I teach the general science courses.  This of course means that I am supposedly quite qualified to teach first period sophomore level math.  We'll start with roll call..."<br/><br/>He proceeds with that most conventional start-of-class ritual.