<span class="bbc_u">Oh sorry I had too many beans for lunch... You fool, you think I can bounce a van?</span>*And it sputtered to life. Sputtered being an over-statement. He shut his door and threw the van into gear. He pushed the pedal to the metal and... the van lurched and started rolling. A huge leg landed in front of the van and he swerved avoiding it.*<span class="bbc_u">Shit, the hell was that? Sarge! Tell your mother to shave next time!</span>*He chuckled as the van painstakingly gained speed. They wouldn't make it far, he thought. Maybe some big UFO would suck them up into space.*