<strong>Character:</strong>Mrs. Pauline Brett, Deans' Office receptionist/school secretary<br/><strong>Who:</strong>Maple<br/><strong>Where:</strong>the Deans' Office reception area<br/><strong>When:</strong>sometime early sophomore year (2015)<br/><hr/>Having noticed (with the artistic eye) that there is something special about her Assembly-mates, Maple has been pestering Mrs. Brett for information about who decided that they should all be in the same Assembly. Mrs. Brett has adamantly denied knowing anything, even when faced with<em>Maximum Puppydog Eyes Cuteattack.</em><br/><br/>"Maple. Would you give me a million dollars for the information?"<br/><br/>"I think it probably says in your files there somewhere that I'm on like twice that many scholarships~"<br/><br/>"I take it that's a no?"<br/><br/>"Let's call it a 'not feasible at this time.' "<br/><br/>"Good, because I really would hate to have to turn down a million-dollar bribe. Run along, Maple. Don't you have important homework or flirting or something?"<br/><br/>"Okay but you have to endure ten more seconds of my pouting first."<br/><br/>Mrs. Brett checks her watch. "Go."<br/><br/>"Oh you take the fun out of everything~"<br/><br/>"It's my job."<br/><br/>"I'm not certain it is but I don't know enough about what secretaries at big fancy schools do to actually question that."<br/><br/>"Shoo." Mrs. Brett goes back to her computer.<br/><br/>Maple sticks her tongue out but does indeed shoo~