"We watched the odd game . The only rule we could come up with was that within ten seconds of getting the ball, an act of unmitigated violence was needed.. if not, the ref blew his whistle. It's a very odd game played by scary people."<br/><br/>I peer at Robbie's crackers, counting slowly.<br/><br/>"Ooh, a longer title! Favouritism!!"<br/><br/>I cross my arms and sulk obviously. Hmm, maybe something else.<br/><br/>"Oh, I get it now.<em>Taffy wanna cracker!</em>"