I roll my eyes at Jaclyn's attempt at Welsh.<br/><br/>"Thanks, Mechelle, Even if you weren't talking about me - and if not, why not? - but I think you've planted a thought in<em>someone's</em>mind. I'm doomed."<br/><br/>I cock my head at Jaclyn, and then turn to her, breaking out in a grin.<br/><br/>"I am? Oh, thank you, you won't regret it. Well, you might, possibly frequenty, but not for long, well not very long anyway. Probably. Um, dazzle I may be able to do, you should probably plan on having to do both. When do I find out about perks? Or are you now thinking about perches?"<br/><br/>Silly bird!<em>Perches &amp; Perkiness</em>by Taffy Austen, I think, an everyday story of a girl from the valleys and her tyrannically teasing mistress.<br/><br/>I blink at the last bit. CGDA.<br/><br/>"Um, yes, I thought you knew a little about us. Amateur, gifted, lucky and one part-Steffy. Um, trouble finds us, and we try and beat it into submission by sheer excessive charm. That and hot IT, and Mr W of course although ut's a long time since I saw him. I don't know why he lets us do it, but he's pulled me out of a slightly bloody heap at least once. Do you have any reason for asking? I do two-for-one jobs for discerning employers."<br/><br/>No idea at all, I think, definitely not looking at Mechelle.