<div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=112514.msg5187051#msg5187051">Quote from: Adammair on 10-09-2011, 08:36:51</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">I was reminded of this joke today. Hope you all get as much of a laugh out of it, as I did years ago when I first heard it.<br/><br/>Dukey goes to his doctor for his physical one day, and the doctor comes out to him with his test results.<br/>The doctor says, "Dukey, I'm afraid I have some bad news. You don't have much longer to live."<br/>Dukey says, "Oh my gosh, doc! How bad is it? How much longer do I have?"<br/>The doctor says, "Ten."<br/>Dukey asks, "Ten? Ten what? Years, months?"<br/>The doctor replies, "...nine...eight...seven..."<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>:o Quick Dukey Kill the doctor.  >:)