Simon closed the door behind him and let her reclaim her damp jeans.  "Guilty as charged April."  Simon laughed evilly as he took another step closer to April, imitating Bela Lugosi.  "Velcome to my most humble abode.  I vould offer you vine, but I do not drink...vine."  He closed the gap between them and started playfully licking and nipping April's neck.  "Ah, fair maiden.  You are truly delectable, perhaps you vould like to be one of my brides."<br/><br/>Simon after a few more moments of shameless hamming stopped his vampire imitation.  He grinned at April, "You were quite the beautiful woman, walking down that hallway.  Perhaps we should do that more often?"  Simon as he waited for her response, tugged the jeans out of April's hand and cast them along with her thong into the open closet.  He would deal with those later.