<div align="center"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong>ELIJAH DAMIEN MONTERO</strong></span><br/><strong>MXY-SKYE CORP THANKS YOU FOR COMPLETING THIS SURVEY.</strong><br/>(http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m349bni47P1r7ifqv.gif)</div><div align="center"><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button"> STUDENT | BRONZE</div><div class="spoiler_body"><strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;">Basics</span> - let us never forget what we might have missed.</strong><br/><strong>AGE: 21 </strong><br/><strong>SEX: Male </strong><br/><strong>SEX PREFERENCE: Hella Homosexual</strong><br/><strong>SORTMENT: Bronze Class, Three Years Running</strong> <br/><strong>OCCUPATION: Student </strong> <br/><strong>ETHNICITY: Latino </strong><br/><strong>SIBLINGS:  TBD </strong><br/><strong>PARENTS: Maria Elena &amp; Santiago Montero</strong><br/><strong>HOMETOWN: Salem, Massachussetts</strong><br/><strong>HAIR COLOR: Chocolate Curls</strong><br/><strong>EYE COLOR: Espresso Brown</strong><br/><strong>HEIGHT: 5'6"</strong><br/><strong>WEIGHT: 165</strong><br/><strong>FACE CLAIM: Darren Criss</strong><br/><strong>MISCELLANEOUS: He's Gay. Like... SUPER Gay. No girls. He can't do it.<br/><br/>His beard is Shane. Their couple name is Selijah. Use it. Love it. Live it</strong> <br/><br/><br/><hr/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;">Character Survey</span> - we never understand what is on our noses.</strong><br/><strong>001. </strong><em>What type of porn gets your motors revving? </em><br/><br/>Cock on cock, heads rubbing, muscle licking, ass pounding... fucking... shit. Now, I have to go to class and pretend I went all upskirt on a chick. <br/><br/><strong>002. </strong><em> Do you think being gay is a disease, or do you think people are born gay? </em><br/><br/>Born Gay. Trust me. They've been trying to "Scrub" me down for three years. I still like it up the ass. Whatcha gonna do. <br/><br/><strong>003. </strong><em>What is your earliest memory of being gay/bicurious/straight, if any?</em><br/><br/>Wanked it to most of the members of Backstreet Boys. Not Kevin. Seriously, what's wrong with you?<br/><br/><strong>004. </strong><em>What's your best and worse memory? </em><br/><br/>Best: Proving everyday, that gay is SO the way. <br/><br/>Worst: Having to prove it. <br/><br/><strong>005. </strong><em>What's the most attractive feature in someone else? </em><br/><br/>Oh, I'm all about the lips. The more you bite, lick, suck, lave... ungh... STOP TURNING ME ON BEFORE CLASS, FUCKERS.  <br/><br/><strong>006.  </strong><em>What is the best pickup line you've ever heard or said and the worst one?</em><br/><br/>Clean your pants with Windex? Cause' I can see myself in 'em xD<br/><br/><strong>007.  </strong><em>How do you respond to help of any kind, especially when you never asked for it? </em><br/><br/>Gratitude. Obviously.<br/><br/><strong>008.  </strong><em><del>Pussy</del> Cat or <del>Cock</del> Dog? </em><br/><br/>I AM the original cock in the hen house, sooo... Cock-a-doodle-doo.<br/><br/><strong>009.  </strong><em>Are you a vengeful person? </em><br/><br/>Not really. Does snaking a bow tie from that Prof's super slick collection, count?<br/><br/><strong>010.  </strong><em>What is your most Bizarre talent? </em><br/><br/>I speak six languages. This tongue, knows no limits ;)<br/><br/><strong>011.</strong><em> Did you feel violated taking this survey? </em><br/><br/>Absolutely. Best day ever. <br/><br/><strong>012.</strong><em> Anything else? </em><br/><br/>Again. No girls. I know I come off straight on occassion, but... meh. <br/><hr/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;">History</span> - we need to know where we come from.</strong><br/><strong>OVERVIEW:</strong> <br/><br/>Elijah's parents have been trying to 'cure' him since the first day he asked for an Easy Bake oven over a Tonka Truck. What? Those little puff pastries were divine.<br/><br/>Growing up in a repressive, guilt filled, Catholic household, however, didn't have a single lick of influence on his spirit or sense of self. He knows EXACTLY who he is, who he wants to be, and where he's going in life. You know, aside from the whole career choice bit. He's working on it. Chill.<br/><br/>He can't seem to stop girls from hitting on him, though. Every. Single. Day. Yes, yes. He's the all around golden boy. The exact image of what a girl should bring home to mom and pop. Well read. Intellectual. Musically inclined. A Broadway repertoire that would frankly put Liza M. to shame... <br/><br/>But.. and he can't stress this enough... He wants cock. All sorts of cock. You flash him anything else, he will gag. But, he'll take a gal pal, any day. <br/><br/><hr/><br/><br/>&lt;iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Vxhn0ZVYHxo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;<br/><br/><br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;">OTHER</span> – because I really don’t understand. </strong><br/><strong>OTHER CHARACTERS:</strong><br/><br/>Patrik Romanov (Xavier Samuel)<br/>-Silver Student<br/><br/>Alexandra Stone (Elisha Cuthbert)<br/>-Counselor<br/><br/>Sophia Morland (Rachel McAdams)<br/>-Bronze Student (Bisexual)<br/><br/>Emma Pierce (Dianna Agron)<br/>-Gold Student<br/><br/>Bradley Seymore (Chord Overstreet)<br/>Silver Student (Bisexual)<br/><br/>Tristen Greyson (Max Irons)<br/>-Gold Student<br/><br/>Quinn Whitlock (Emily Blunt)<br/>-Professor<br/><br/>Dominic DeCosta (Alexander Skarsgaard)<br/>-Professor (Physical Education)<br/><br/>Xavier Albanese (Baptiste Giabiconi)<br/>-Silver Student<br/><br/>Elia Marcheline (Teresa Palmer)<br/>-Gold Student<br/><br/><br/></div></div></div>