As all hell broke loose, Earlwise kept his cool, still in the middle of his march he made sure nothing broke his concentration. While marching towards the store a flea spotted him and started bounding his direction. He saw the flea in pursuit and since he was already in a military demeanor he was not about to let a flea break him. He held the hoe out as if it were an antique musket with a bayonet on the end, Earlwise charged his oncoming foe screaming more nonsense. When he was within 30 feet Earlwise realized what he was doing and flipped out, his demeanor was officially broken. Earlwise made out for the other direction screeching obscure noises, nothing was audibly of any language. He dove into the store sliding across the tile and flailing his hoe around wildly protecting himself from anything that might come at him. He stood in the presence of the military man, with that he stood up straight regaining himself. He went into a solute.<br/><br/>" Private Earlwise reporting for duty sir!" He said with a very serious face, staring off into space. "Although I have not served in the armed forces, I read a book once about something with guns. I feel I can be a valuable asset to the mission at hand." He spoke sincerely as if he were truly qualified of a military regime.