"Thanks, Jaclyn. Say thank you, Robbie."<br/><br/>Silence, apart from a chewing sound.<br/><br/>"We have had big Aussie Rules football matches in Britain now and again, and there is even a local league, but it has never caught on. I think one reason is that, unlike football or rugby, it takes up all of a cricket ground, and the cricketers get upset if somebody runs over the pitches in the middle which they take great care of. The Australian cricketers aren't so bothered, it appears.<br/>I don't think I have mentioned it before, but my only relative who played professional sport was a very distant cousin who played Aussie Rules for the Geelong Cats."