<div class="floatright">(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/22600000/Krysten-R-3-krysten-ritter-22624733-500-333.png)</div><strong>NAME:</strong>Zoe Porter<br/><strong>AGE:</strong>18<br/><strong>CLIQUES:</strong>Weirdos and artsy stoners.<br/><strong>PLANS:</strong>College, a decent (?) FA university.<br/><strong>DREAM:</strong>Moving to Europe and becoming a worldwide recognized visual artist.<br/><strong>CAR:</strong>None.<br/><br/><strong>HOBBIES:</strong>Photography, drawing, digital painting, rock music, smoking pot.<br/><br/><strong>ABOUT:</strong>The second of two daughters Greenfields native Philip Porter had with his wife Angela, Zoe was 14 years old when her parents divorced. The news didn’t come exactly as a surprise – as her sister Sarah pointed out once, it had been long since the last time their parents had agreed on something – but the day her father moved out still marked a turning point in Zoe’s life. It happened in the middle of the summer, and later that same year Sarah would leave for college. She remembers feeling somehow left behind by her sister, and how their two-story house suddenly became a much sadder place after she and their dad left.<br/><br/>That very same summer, though, and maybe to compensate for the news of her parents breaking up, Sarah gave Zoe her old digital Canon as an early birthday present – and that had been the first time she ever laid her hands on a camera. She spent her whole summer playing around with it or, as she would later write on her profile on DeviantArt, “experimenting with a crappy Canon for the first time in my life”. What had started as a game quickly developed into a passion that both her parents tried to encourage, probably out of guilt. When the school year began, she dropped her old friends and started hanging out with the kids she met at the art club.<br/><br/>Coming from a well-off household - her dad is a fairly renowned shrink - everyone expected Zoe to follow the same successful path her sister did. Instead, she spent most of her time with potheads and weirdos and quickly found herself at the lower steps of her school’s social ladder. To her parents’ concern, furthermore, she gave up working hard soon after their divorce, and ever since kept her efforts to a minimum. That, combined with her wry humour and her contempt for popular kids, as well as with her massive consumption of pot and inappropriate behavior, made a misfit out of Zoe Porter (and a natural antagonist to her sister Sarah). She had a short relationship with Jonas Littleton, but things didn’t work out for a number of reasons. Many suspect her to be a lesbian in the closet – mainly because of the infamous “USB flash drive affair” (see below).<br/><br/><strong>MOMENTS OF GLORY:</strong>When last year she won the first prize at a contest for young photographers and got published on the local newspaper.<br/><br/><strong>MOMENTS OF SHAME:</strong>When she lent Gwynn her USB flash drive and forgot to delete a folder with dozens of lesbian-themed drawings of her she realized.<br/><br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Connections</div><div class="spoiler_body"><strong>Aaron Gilbert:</strong> We used to be friends back in middle school, didn't we? That was before he met that sociopath who goes under the name of Benny Rothschild. <br/><strong>Benny Rothschild:</strong> My definition of 'wet dream' is one where I pour rat poison in his drink, put on a Black Sabbath record and sit back to enjoy the show.<br/><strong>Sarah Winters:</strong> This girl got balls. Ha, ha. No, seriously: Sarah's cool, too bad I never made the effort of actually talking to her... him. Whatever.<br/><strong>Isis London Richardson:</strong> Our friendly black little lesbian-in-the-closet. I don't know what I would give to peek at her diary.<br/><strong>Damian Clarke:</strong> TBD.<br/><strong>Roxanne Meyers:</strong> The girl dances bachata - need I say more? I'm sure there's a special place in hell for people who enjoy Latin American music.<br/><strong>Naomi Redmond:</strong> I'm a pothead + she's a pothead = we're friends. Otherwise, I sometimes feel like she's an upgraded version of me.<br/><strong>Jenna Smith:</strong> Ah, Jenna "Blowjob" Smith. I think I still have the video somewhere on my laptop. Otherwise, can't say I know her.<br/><strong>Leanne Abernathy:</strong> Naomi's best friend, which means she's okay in my book. Oh, and she sold me weed a couple of times, too.<br/><strong>Jonas Littleton:</strong> My ex-boyfriend. He's got the sexual drive of a seventy years old man. Who's blind. On a wheelchair. But fuck it, I like him.<br/><strong>Phillip Ekhardt:</strong> Chloe's best friend. He's a cool guy, at least according to my definition of 'cool'.<br/><strong>Marco Benjamin Jr: </strong> TBD<br/><strong>Gwynn Cameron:</strong> I'd bang her senseless. I mean, it's not even <em>entirely</em> true - but I'd definitely do it.<br/><strong>Chloe:</strong> Well, she's a goth. Besides that, she's actually a good friend of mine.<br/><strong>Megan:</strong> A living hashtag to my eyes. <br/><strong>Tommy Mulvaney:</strong> TBD<br/><strong>Jeremiah Allen:</strong> TBD<br/><strong>Miriam Goldman: </strong> TBD<br/><strong>Oliver Timmons:</strong> TBD </div></div>