Link to the interest/recruitment thread: https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=340498.0 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=340498.0)<br/><br/><hr/><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;"><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: times new roman;">Located in the foothills of █████████████ lies an office building. Standing four stories tall, the building is modern and sleek looking, with the large letters of LIVE CORP. on the side. The building is surrounded by a large black asphalt parking lot and looks like a normal building. There are cars of various types parked outside, the lights come on at night, and to anyone who didn't know better, it was just a very busy place.<br/><br/>After entering the lobby, each employee scans their badge and presses the appropriate floor twice, going underground to the basement levels. Here, the true face of the EVIL CORP lives. After passing through a security check that involves a finger prick to draw a small sample of blood, each employee is then allowed to their cubical. Each cubical is approximately 5 feet (1.6 meters) by 5 feet (1.6 meters), and allows just enough privacy to let them feel they're not being watched at all times (though they completely are). Some employees have pictures of kittens or inspiration, others of their families, while the supervisors hang their instruments of torture like cat-o-nine-tails, cattle prods, and pictures of Harvey Weinstein. <br/><br/>The breakroom features comfortable chairs and has the basic office break room appliances, such as a toaster, coffee machine, refrigerator, and open fire pit for cooking. There's no air conditioning to the room so it gets very toasty, with signs around the room with helpful phrases such as "You will not be paid for passing out from heat stroke, drink plenty of water." The restrooms are decorated with green and white tiles with a continuous flowing hand washing station and each stall equipped with an EVIL CORP brand Waste Extractor Tendril on a 5 minute timer, giving each employee time to do their business before the tendril does it for them. Cell phone signals are of course blocked as are most social media sites such as Facebook and LinkedIn, though employees can use the EVIL CORP Shriek™ App to send each other messages, so long as they're comfortable having said message bellowed by what sounds like a love child between Wilfred Brimley and Alex Jones.<br/><br/>Welcome to EVIL CORP.</span></span>