Doctor Pain poked his nose out of the curtain, "Excuse me, this is a hospital, not the theater, please stop that noise."<br/><br/>"Marcel Rubthebutter? Kindly step in here please," he gave a nod to Dukey, "You can leave."<br/><br/>"Let's see, what the problem is, shall we?" He looks over the chart, "well, not very bright a light bulb are you? I would think a man of your age would know better than to try to stop a vehicle from going down the hill. Unusual name Rubthebutter, is that a family joke?"<br/>Doctor Pain snickered. "Well, okay, let's clean that back of yours, then we will send you down to Psychiatry to have an MRI done of what is left to that brain of yours."<br/><br/>Doctor Pain picked up the intercom phone. "Nurse Skratchit, come to room 13 please." He pulled out the table, getting it ready for the nurse to hand him everything he needed.<br/><br/>"I am ready Doctor Pain," said nurse Skratchit. She pulled out the blue instrument pack, and laid it on the tray. Walking over to the patient, she told him to lay face down.<br/><br/>"This won't hurt a bit sweat pea, just relax." The nurse examined Clara's bandage handy work, "Nice job whoever bandaged you Mr. Rudbutter. Take a deep breath."<br/><br/>She yanked the bandage completely off his back.<br/><br/>Nurse Skratchit, poured straight alcohol over Marcel's back, sponging up the debris that flowed down his sides. Doctor Pain, using the tweezers pulled out bits and pieces of grass, pebbles, and what appeared to be some animal waste.<br/><br/>"Mister, when you pull something you really go all out, don't you?" The doctor shook his head in disbelief.<br/><br/>"I am done Nurse, clean and bandage him, and here's a script for him to fill out at the pharmacy. I suggest he go in the mental health department for an evaluation, Nurse, something is really wrong with his thinking."<br/><br/>"I will make sure he is well taken care of Doctor Pain."<br/><br/><br/>Room 14A<br/><br/>"Hello Miss Klutz, I am Doctor Yuzacondom. I have the results of your tests, my my been a little busy have we? Is this the man who failed to use the condom?" Doctor Yuzacondom leaned closer to Clara. "I think it is a little late, don't you?"<br/><br/>She wrote out a script for Pre-Natal Care supplements. "Fun is fun, but when it comes to the creation of babies, if you aren't ready to have children, I suggest the use of condoms, in the future.<br/><br/>Congratulations, You are going to be parents, have a good day! Oh, and Clara, make an appointment in six weeks, twins run in the Pookie family."<br/><br/>Doctor Yuzacondom left them and could be heard laughing all the way down the hall.<br/><br/>