The Kooky Pookies (OOC thread) (http://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=112514.0)<br/><br/>~~The authors of this tale will not be held responsible for any outbursts of hysterical laughter by its readers, nor will they be liable, in the event of random beverage spewing from the nostrils, mouths, or any other body part. The reader accepts all responsibility for the results of perusing this thread.~~<br/><br/>That being said, let us begin!<br/><br/>Welcome! Please, grab a drink and a snack, and make yourselves comfortable while we tell you a story. The story of a man and a woman, strangers who meet by chance, and a little bit of luck. Not the bad kind, mind you, just...the unfortunate kind. The kind that makes them fall head over heels for each other,<em>quite literally</em>.<br/>But, as is often the case, these two were made for each other, and they build a family together.<br/><br/>Mr. Dukey Pookie, a man of considerable talent and means, stands a lanky 6 feet, 2 inches tall, with a slender, but well-built frame. He has wavy brown hair and glasses, both of which fit his face quite well, making him a rather handsome man. Except for a broken nose, from an accident...or rather, incident...which does not need repeating, except to say that it involved his face...and a door...he is still strikingly good-looking. However, he is currently single at age 35, due mainly to the stars he was born under being completely upside-down, making the Big Dipper look more like a Baseball Cap, as well as being born on April 1st...also known as April Fool's Day!