Simon felt that April was overestimating the abilities of her husband.  If Chris hadn't noticed that he had gotten sloppy seconds when April had returned home, there was little hope for the man.  "I bet, April.  Now I want you to pull the ball out slowly, feel it pass through your lips.  When you've done it, I want you to lick the ball clean of your essence.  Tell me how it felt with your first ball."