<div class="floatleft">(http://imalbum.aufeminin.com/album/D20130205/1990-02-wenn-vince-vaughn-861444_H110701_L.jpg)<br/><br/>(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdzm0psXDX1rlif9vo1_400.jpg)</div><strong>Character Names (NPC):</strong>Abel Lemeux & Kenneth Baudin<br/><strong>Year/House:</strong>3rd Year / Bellefeulle<br/><strong>Relationship Status:Single / Single <br/><strong>Wearing:</strong> Abel (http://www.geekalerts.com/u/workaholics-bear-coat.jpg) &amp; Ken (http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/lisafx/lisafx0506/lisafx050600140/205763-a-man-in-a-hawaiian-shirt-with-a-lei-and-straw-hat-holding-a-margarita-he-looks-like-he-s-making-a-t.jpg)<br/><strong>Location:</strong> Marseilles Carriage<br/><strong>Date:</strong> Sept 1<br/><strong>Tagging:</strong> Jacqueline<br/><br/></strong><hr/><br/>"It's funny you noticed," Abel said quickly.   "I<em>gave</em>Ettiene this jacket, but he got pudgy.  The only muscle he worked out this summer was his dick.  He should have been working on his scrawny arms.  But I can't feel sorry for him.  It's not in my nature, darling.  So Ettiene gave me the jacket back.  It's cool, whatever.  He's just a big fat welcher."<br/><br/>Abel glanced down at the grease stains.  He was instantly aware that this would be an issue later.  There wasn't really anything that could be done about it.  He couldn't pay to have it cleaned.  But, of course, he could cast a spell to clean it.  He began nodding to himself as he drew out his wand and began to fidget with it momentarily before shaking his head from side to side and thinking better of it.  He might be able to clean the jacket -- but he could also burn it.  And he didn't want to burn it.  Then again, Ettiene wouldn't miss it.  The guy had tons of jackets.<br/><br/>"And yeah, I'm the guy that put the stains on the jacket," he added.   "It's just that I like to get my hands dirty.  I also like to feel up dirty girls.  Or nasty girls.  I don't mind it if they are both.  I don't think that you're a dirty girl yourself.  But I do think you're a nasty girl and I dig it.  I really do.  It drives me crazy.  In the famous words of a Grammy award-winning singer song-writer, I'm just dirty, dirty.  Double D is my nickname.  First, because I'm always the designated driver.  Second, because I really like that bust size."<br/><br/>He then pretended like he had a set of double dees.<br/><br/>"I would hate to have big knockers, though.  Bad back problems.  You gotta keep a straight back all day every day, and gravity's just pulling those puppies down.  What can you do?  Hello, ground!  Hello!  Am I right?  Anyways, I have another expensive paper weight in my pants.  Care to see it?  Ho ho.  You fo' me -ism!"