<div align="center"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong>PRUDENCE "PURDI" DARWIN</strong></span></div><div align="center">(http://www.artsatl.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Jane-Lynch_1307046824.jpg)</div><div align="center"><strong>MXY-SKYE CORP THANKS YOU FOR COMPLETING THIS SURVEY.</strong><br/></div><div align="center"><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button"> Sloppy Messy Babies</div><div class="spoiler_body"><strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;">Basics</span></strong><strong> - let us never forget what we might have missed.</strong><br/><strong>AGE: </strong> Claims to be 30 | Really 45<br/><strong>SEX: </strong> Female<br/><strong>SEX PREFERENCE: </strong> Straight [supposedly]<br/><strong>SORTMENT: </strong> Professor<br/><strong>OCCUPATION: </strong> Knight's Cheerleading Coach<br/><strong>ETHNICITY: </strong> American, 1/4 Jewish, 1/4 German, 1/4 Apache, 1/4 Chinese, 1/4 Spanish, 1/4 African, 1/4 Madonna, 1/4 Olivia Newton-John<br/><strong>SIBLINGS: </strong> None<br/><strong>PARENTS: </strong> Both parents are dead.<br/><strong>HOMETOWN: </strong> Los Angeles, California<br/><strong>HAIR COLOR: </strong> Blond<br/><strong>EYE COLOR: </strong> Blue<br/><strong>HEIGHT: </strong> 6'0<br/><strong>WEIGHT: </strong> 144 lbs<br/><strong>FACE CLAIM: </strong> Jane Lynch<br/><strong>MISCELLANEOUS: </strong> Hope you lot have watched glee and the amazing Jane Lynch's performances of Sue Sylvester. Well Prudi is going to lay it out bluntly and being rude whilst at it. Typica cheerleading coach. <br/><br/><hr/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;">Character Survey</span></strong><strong> - we never understand what is on our noses.</strong><br/><strong>001. </strong><em>What type of porn gets your motors revving? (be honest)</em> "Did you get into my false bottom drawer in my office? Sasha and Ron told me I gave them the best time of their lives." -destroys all copy of her sex video and hides the original in a bigger safe in her home.-<br/><br/><strong>002. </strong><em> Do you think being gay is a disease, or do you think people are born gay? </em><br/>"I'm gonna stop you right there. I don't care if another boy looks at another boy's ass and says, "mmm I like that." Do I care if you smoke the baloney pony? I have a cheerleader who's 1/4 lesbian. Sure her fun bags caused her to be at the bottom of the pyramid (cushions the blow when they fall), but that does not mean I can't respect anyone's preferences. I don't care what you do on your time. Just don't do it during practice. I care about winning every competition and remain with my winning streak. Jeopardize that and -voice gets deep and ominous- I will make you wish you weren't born at all."<br/><br/><strong>003. </strong><em>What's in your sandwich?</em><br/>"My great, great, great, great, great.... great Grandfather's theory. Darwin. Clearly some people should have never reproduced."<br/><br/><strong>004. </strong><em>What's your best and worse memory? (Non-sexual)</em><br/>"Best: Winning my first national trophy. Worse: Losing a state champion because Jamison Clarke can't be bothered to provide me with decent cheerleaders."<br/><strong>005. </strong><em>What's the most attractive feature in someone else? </em><br/>I'm a striking beautiful woman, my best asset would be my sultry stare." (tad bit into herself, didn't read the question properly. Or chose to answer a question she wasn't asked)<br/><br/><strong>006.  </strong><em>What is the best pickup line you've ever heard or said and the worst one?</em><br/>"I never did like pickup lines. Just state your business and be done with it. In the 90's I'd rock out at a Madonna concert and had sex in bed with one of her backup dancers. Tony I believe was his name, they thought he was gay. Not when I was done with him. He's still contacting me till this day." <br/><br/><strong>007.  </strong><em>How do you respond to help of any kind, especially when you never asked for it? </em><br/>"I generally don't need your help. A quick nod, a sarcastic smile and move on to what I was doing before you interrupted."<br/><br/><strong>008.  </strong><em><del>Pussy</del> Cat or <del>Cock</del> Dog? </em><br/>"Eh, I don't have any animals, prefer humans as pets. Simply because half of them can be instructed proply. Every now in then I got the dumbest cheerleader, which I bring out my squirt water bottle to discourage bad behavior."<br/><br/><strong>009.  </strong><em>Are you a vengeful person? </em><br/>-In an omnious voice that goes deep- "Try me."<br/><br/><strong>010.  </strong><em>What is your most Bizarre talent? </em><br/>"I am skilled in the art of Kamasutra"<br/><br/><strong>011.</strong><em> Did you feel violated taking this survey? </em><br/>"Nope, an institution that asks hard questions is a good thing. This survey was perfect."<br/><br/><strong>012.</strong><em> Anything else? </em><br/>"Gotta go, making my kale smoothy to keep up with my juice diet."<br/><hr/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;">History</span></strong><strong> - we need to know where we come from.</strong><br/><strong>OVERVIEW:</strong> Prudence, Prudi, Pru claims to be related to Charles Darwin. She has a huge ego, which masks what her inner demons are feeling. Because of her looks and style, she has always craved a whirlwind romance. Something that would sweep her off her feet. So for now, she loves herself and teachers kids every day a new lesson. She can bee mean, possessive of her property including her cheerleaders. Blunt to a fault, and generally half the stuff that comes out of her mouth are ridiculous lies of grandeur to make herself look good.  <br/><br/><hr/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;">OTHER</span></strong><strong> – because I really don’t understand. </strong><br/><strong>OTHER CHARACTERS:</strong> Hayden, Trent, Julian, Eros, Shane, Maddox, Javi<br/><strong>CONTACT:</strong> PM</div></div></div>