Boyfriend? Hah! There was a good joke.  She hadn't been on a date since she graduated high school, and even then it had been a pity date set up for her by her best friend for prom.  If it was at all possible, her flush deepened, and she shook her head.<br/><br/>"No," she squeaked again, beyond mortified that someone would catch her in a shop like this, single and shopping for porn. "Nothing like that.  Just me.  Shopping here.  I mean... No, there's no boyfriend," she finished a little lamely, setting the last DVD on the rack and standing up.