<div class="floatleft">(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0247/5709/files/1_42d3d81c-3ba9-414c-87f1-67d59d827d4b_large.jpg?10924513498398918076)</div><strong>Name:</strong>Mark Watson (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=308599.msg15011290#msg15011290)<br/><strong>Age:</strong>26<br/><strong>Sexuality:</strong>Hetero<br/><strong>Hometown:</strong>Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada<br/><strong>Date/Time:</strong>3 July, 2019, afternoon<br/><strong>Location:</strong>Poolside<br/><strong>Wearing:</strong><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Swim Shorts</div><div class="spoiler_body">(https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-6ehfk/images/stencil/original/products/8115/24103/Addicted-Mesh-Rainbow-Swim-Short-ADS178-01-White-F__38252.1560732424.jpg?c=2?c=2&amp;imbypass=on&amp;imbypass=on)</div></div>, red compression socks and running shoes<br/><br/><strong>Coupled with:</strong>No one as yet<br/><strong>Tagging:</strong>Sam, Gwen, Open<br/><br/><br/><hr/><br/>See.  "Oi Paul Bunyan" was approximately a hundred times better than "Hey!  Sons of Anarchy!"  Paul Bunyan is badass.  If he was back home, it would be Big Joe Mufferaw...which was basically the same thing as Paul Bunyan but cooler, more charming and Canadian...er.  Paul Bunyan just has a better marketing team.<br/><br/>He slipped into the pool even as he laughed, slipping beneath the surface only to rise from it once more.  Water streaming from him as he offered a grin to Sam.<br/><br/><em>"The problem with almost too funny is that it's not actually funny.  I need to work on my follow through."</em><br/><br/>He slipped into a smooth, swimming motion as he circled the two girls before pausing to speak once more.<br/><br/><em>"So Sam.  I've been told you have a soft spot for Corey.  You need a better strategy because that kid is locked down and the choosing is rolling up fast."</em>