<div class="floatleft"><table class="bbc_table"><tbody><tr><td><div align="center">(https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/c471/ed5xl9thcbtmp49zg.jpg)<br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Georgia;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong>Jaclyn Rosendahl</strong></span><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 10pt;">Entrepreneur<br/><em>About Jaclyn</em> (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=289408.msg14241614#msg14241614)<br/><span style="text-decoration: overline;">           </span></span></span></div></td><td>(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/4/4d/AlTeregoSeparator.png)</td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="floatright">(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/4/4d/AlTeregoSeparator.png)(https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/2984/u7cpffjrds6h5v0zg.jpg)</div><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Georgia;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;"><em>… applaud Courtney’s throw … hope mine is as productive …</em></span></span><br/><br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Georgia;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;">  “Rolling in hay is not to be sought after Taffy. The stuff is dusty and has all sorts of pointy little sticks in it and one can develop rashes, especially if the hay is mildewed which it typically is. And critters live in the hay too, tiny ones that bite! I recommend a roll in a feather bed. And yes Taffy, someday we’ll go to Canada and find us a perfect feather bed to roll in. Or toss in, whichever.”</span></span><br/><br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Georgia;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;"><span style="text-decoration: overline;">          </span><br/>Iowa is only one of many boring places between the Mississippi River and the Rocky Mountains. Nebraska and Kansas and the Dakotas and Montana all come to mind as places better flown over. Every bend of the road brings one to a new and yet so similar variation on West Bumfuck Noplace. South Dakota even has a town called Sweat. Three houses and a church and not even a bar. Next place west is called No Sweat and damn but you’re happy to have arrived.<br/><br/>But don’t call Iowa flat! Let’s see <strong>you</strong> pedal your bicycle up Pilot Mound or the Boone Hill. 500 plus feet of searing agony.</span></span><br/>