<em>When she grabbed the sponge out of my hands, suggesting she wanted to do me, I was a bit taken aback, not sure how to respond..  Then on reflection I decided to turn it all into 'fun'.<br/></em><br/><br/><br/>"Do you think you can overwhelm me, 'Ben Hall Country' the overlooked bush ranger of the Collector Hills?  While I've my staff and water pressure, I'll fear no evil, soapy sponge smelling of weird substances borne by a double breasted, pink tipped lass who smells like a delicious mixture of chai tea, fruits and other spices.<br/><br/>Take that you frothy maiden."  I adjust the hand unit to a hard, fine spray and directed it towards her nipples.<br/><br/>Looking all serious I say, I'll fight you on the tiles, I'll fight you in the grouting, I'll fight you in the drain, but never will I surrender to your sponge.<br/><br/>Pausing, with a big silly grin on my face I say, "You know the aromas in this room are quite overwhelming, given all the aromatic candles, your perfume, the stuff I squirted on myself earlier, now all this shampoo and body wash.  I never knew before what people meant when they said that 'the place smelled like a brothel.'  Now I know.  En garde."