*falls out of cyberspace with a thud* You called...?<br/><br/>I bring to you a joke or three:<br/><br/>A blonde and a brunette are walking through a park one day, when the brunette stops and says, "Aww, look. A dead bird."<br/>The blonde, gazing skyward, says, "Where??"<br/><br/>What do you call a brunette talking to two blondes?<br/>An interpreter.<br/><br/>What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair to be a brunette?<br/>Artificial Intelligence<br/><br/>...feel free to add your own. ;)