<div class="floatleft">(https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/4474/fy1ijwqfvup45ew6g.jpg) <br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Georgia;"></span><div align="center"><strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;">Peter Warcaof</span></strong> <span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Georgia;"></span><div align="center"><strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;">CGDA Benefactor</span></strong></div></div></div><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 11pt;">This conversation has devolved to a childish 8-year-old stomping her feet temperamentally, demanding she have a phone, demanding recognition of her world-citizen’s right to a phone.  <br/><br/>Yes. Yes.  Everyone gets one!  Why not me (pout!)?  <br/><br/>Well you see Jaclyn, we think you’re either on the brink or over the brink of crazy.  We’d just as soon have you recover before we give you tools for an escape from sanity.<br/><br/>I pull out my phone.  <strong>“I have her number.  I’ll dial it.  You talk.”</strong>  The phone connects and gets an immediate voice-mail recording: <em>“This is Taffy.  I’m not available, but your call is important.  Promise a return engagement shortly you lucky person.  Please leave a message.”</em><br/><br/>Call ended.  <strong>“From now, you call as you like or you can wait for a call back.  We’ll get her here.  When Taffy comes she can get you a phone or go shopping with you.  It should be safe by then.”</strong>  By ‘then’ I mean when you have gained sane control of your mind.    <br/></span>