<div class="floatleft">(https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/7297/tzuhccaneoolbdb6g.jpg) <span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Georgia;"> </span><div align="center"><strong> <span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;">Steffy – CC</span></strong></div></div>(Giggle).  Did I miss her?  Did I miss Courtney?  This is like that question: does this make my butt look big?  There’s only one answer that fits the question.  The butt question could be answered with ‘what butt’ as well.<br/><br/>Anyways: “Of course, I missed you.”<br/><br/>“While you were gone I had to defend Iowa on my own.  No matter what anyone says don’t believe them.”<br/><br/>I am quite capable of showing off knowledge that is completely useless.  “The Lone Ranger is ‘lone’ because he was the last of the Texas Rangers who were ambushed or bushwhacked.  He’s the only one who survived and had to put a mask on so no one would know.  Tonto nursed him back to health when he was found.  I think.”  Since no one here is an avid sports fan I add needlessly, “The Texas Rangers are the state coppers way back when, not the baseball team of present.”<br/><br/>“Courtney took me to Iowa.  It was part of her scholarship for kidnapping.  I think everyone there is blonde, straw colored.  If not, they dye their hair dark.  I like Des Moines and Iowa City.  Iowa City was a hard name to come up with.  Do y’all know how to say Dez Moinzzzz?”<br/>