Lies!  All slanderous lies!  First of all, section 31 deals with cosmetics.  I don't know why you're consulting them.  Also, they didn't write the book on safety, their nails are entirely too long to even hold pencil, let alone type on a computer.  And yes, my picture is on the cover of said chapter as I am very good at dealing with annoyances.  That wasn't smuggler monthly, it was Space and Security.  I was being interviewed on about my experience dealing with lying terrorists making death threats.