Name: Earlwise McGregorey<br/>Sex: Male<br/>Job: Earlwise's last job was a few years ago. He was Piggly Wiggly's designated bag boy....man...yea... But since then he can usually be seen down town out on the corner of 5th and crescent st. with a big card board reading "Impending doom shall rain from the skies! Bring and umbrella!". Screaming at no one in particular, trying to "get the word out".<br/>Role: Conspiracy nut<br/>(http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp133/spencerhoekstra/crazy_eyes.jpg)<br/>Bio: Earlwise was standing in front of the almighty building of The Transcontinental Railways on his soap box doing his daily "public service". Of course no one paid him any mind. Eventually when no one cared to stop and listen, he jumped down and grabbed a man by the shirt sleeve. "C'mon man....THEY'RE COMING! TODAY SHALL BE REDEMPTION DAY!! YOU MUST PREPARE YOURSELF!!!!" As the man threw Earlwise off and continued walking, a ball of what looked like matted down wet fur pummeled him to the ground. "IT HAS STARTED!!!!!!!". With that Earlwise ran off screaming more nonsense off to his "lair". (Said lair is a tool shed at some poor bastards house, no one knows he's using it.)<br/><br/>Personality: Self Explanatory? He suffered emotional trauma a few years back and ever since he has claimed that he was abducted and probed. He tries to warn everyone of the on going war against these beings. Little to say no one pays this nut any mind.<br/><br/>Weapon: Board reading "Impending doom shall rain from the skies! Bring and umbrella!". A can of bug spray. A gardening Hoe.