Beth gave Mira’s hand a reassuring squeeze. “You shouldn’t feel nervous over this play—I promise I’m not so irrational that I’ll hold you personally responsible for its content,” she said teasingly.<br/><br/>“But I do like that idea of making a rip-off movie about you—so much so that I may rip-off your rip-off idea. I’ll call it ‘Zira Badstorm: Mobile Weapon Bikini Amazon.’ Gotta play up the sexy angle, you see. And it’ll be ‘Starring Beth Raines as Herself,’ because as we all know professional athletes always make for the best actors.” She giggled slightly. “Instead of having you ignore Sardar Sangma hitting on you on our first date, you’ll have a kung-fu battle to the death with him. And the go-carts will be replaced with an illegal street race filled with carnage. It can’t fail.”