I slink in, and perch on a bar stool, doing my best gumshoe impression.<br/><br/>(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3f/ff/1e/3fff1e71951472b7c89ff9bfc7af5c14.jpg)<br/><br/>Pushing my hat back, I turn to my favourite gorgeous blonde.<br/><br/>"Of all the bars in all the world, you walk into this one?"<br/><br/>I grin and wait for a response.<br/>