Since the subject is about old folk, here's a few jokes I'm sure you can relate to :P<br/><br/>A Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..<br/><br/>Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.<br/>'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'<br/>'Sure..'<br/>'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.<br/>'No, I can remember it..'<br/>'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so a s not to forget it?'<br/>He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'<br/>'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.<br/>Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'<br/>Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment.<br/>'Where's my toast ?'<br/><br/><hr/><br/>An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.<br/>The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.'<br/>The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'<br/>The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?<br/>You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'<br/>'Do you mean a rose?'<br/>'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'<br/><br/><hr/><br/>Hospital regulations<br/>require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.<br/>After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.<br/>On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.<br/>'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'<br/><br/><br/><hr/><br/>A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:<br/>'So I hear you're getting married?'<br/>'Yep!'<br/>'Do I know her?'<br/>'Nope!'<br/>'This woman, is she good looking?'<br/>'Not really.'<br/>'Is she a good cook?'<br/>'Naw, she can't cook too well.'<br/>'Does she have lots of money?'<br/>'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'<br/>'Well, then, is she good in bed?'<br/>'I don't know.'<br/>'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'<br/>'Because she can still drive!'<br/><br/><hr/><br/>Three old guys are out walking.<br/>First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'<br/>Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'<br/>Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.'<br/><br/><hr/><br/>A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'<br/>'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'<br/>'Twelve thirty..'<br/><br/><hr/><br/><br/>An elderly couple are attending church services.<br/>About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, "I just let out a long silent fart, what do you think I should do?"<br/>He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."<br/><br/><br/><hr/><br/>Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.<br/>A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.<br/>A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'<br/>Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''<br/>The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'<br/><br/>One more. . .!<br/><br/>A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.<br/>The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'<br/>'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'<br/>