<div class="floatleft">(https://i.imgur.com/p7uOZ6q.jpg)</div><strong>Name:</strong>Chevis the Chic<br/>RP Post - No GM calculations needed<br/><br/><hr/><br/>It took some convincing… and notable strength… in order to get carrier pigeons to carry a salmon fish across Hexville.  It took even more convincing and notable<em>inner</em>-strength for said carrier pigeons to not simply abandon the task and have seafood for lunch.  Nonetheless, Chevis was quite charming, even to other species!  He was also persistent.  There had truthfully been several dozen pigeons all given the same task.  Eventually one brave group came through.  Eventually.<br/><br/>Nonetheless, Chevis was sure that it was a magical moment when they soared to the current standing place of one Ixeor, Sovereign of the Realms Betwixt and Between.  With what Chevis dreamed was quite elegant grace, they released the unfortunately now quite-expired fish.  An elegant (if necessarily tiny) scroll was stuffed within the decaying sea creature’s maw.<br/><br/>In Chevis’ most carefully penned letters, it read:<strong>“To a fellow enlightened, I have heard word of your distaste of the good Professor.  And I must agree, she is bad, bad bad!  Don’t get me started with what she does (and doesn’t do,) with her books… Alas, this poor fish mouth is only so large, so I should get to the point.  Do you know how to make salmon cargo fly?  I mean, much more efficiently than carrier pigeon.  I suspect their incompetence is the work of a pirate-chanter.  I really am running out of fish mouth, I wish I could explain further. <br/><br/> Fashionably, Chevis”</strong><br/><br/>