*Adjusts tie and lightly taps the bottom edge of the sheets of paper he is holding atop the surface of the large heart-shaped desk he's seated at. *<br/><br/>Love Desk Breaking News people.  Today we have learned that when some people say "research" they might actually mean "searching for porn" or...<br/><br/>*Placing the sheets down and making quotation marks with his fingers*<br/><br/>..."masturbation".<br/><br/>*Pausing and holding a finger to his ear...nodding his head slightly.*<br/><br/>Right.  And that "notes" probably means cum.   Also that Islander Mark is possibly TOO handsome and no one can deal.<br/><br/>Take it away Herizen.  I'm looking forward to your non-partisan, unbiased commentary on how Swashbuckler is the best and although we are certainly not taking sides on Love Desk there is reason to believe that if Swashbuckler is the best (which he is), and we are not saying he is (but he is) , how much of the best is he?  110%?   116%?<br/><br/>Our viewers certainly want to know.  I'm signing off so Herizen can put all of you in touch with our new Eyes on the Prize - Embedded Correspondent,  DragonGoddess.<br/><br/>#fireflyrebootorweriot