A bus full of Catholic school girls is involved in a major crash, and everyone dies. They appear before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. He informs them, "Before you are allowed to enter into Heaven, I need you all to line up over here." He gestures to a bowl of holy water, and they all line up.<br/><br/>Saint Peter asks the first girl, Cindy, "Have you ever had any contact with a penis?" Cindy replies, "I touched one with my finger once." Saint Peter tells her to dip the finger into the holy water. She does so, and is allowed into Heaven.<br/><br/>He asks the next girl, Lucy, the same question. She tells him, "I stroked one." He has her dip her hand into the water, and lets her pass through the Pearly Gates.<br/><br/>All of a sudden, there's a commotion starting from near the end of the line, as Amber pushes and shoves her way through the crowd, to the front. Saint Peter looks at her and says, "What was that all about?"<br/><br/>To which Amber replies, "I figured, if I'm going to have to gargle with that, I'd better get to it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it!"