I was<em>going</em>to say 'polyamorous' and then for some reason thought better of it. xD<br/><br/>While Tolkein's epic poetry involves things that I<em>do</em>love, that makes me positively no better at it. I still suck rancidly at epic poetry.<br/><br/>I totally looked up "spider goat." o_o<br/><br/>Additionally, I have decided: the upright base? Totes a metaphor for his penis. (-joking-)