<hr/><div align="center"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 20pt;"><strong><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: andale mono;">Don't Just Do Something, Stand There!</span></strong></span></div><hr/><div class="floatright">(http://1513f43de1df8b08e16c-d8d6213b156ba3a73e333057f5885fa8.r32.cf1.rackcdn.com/1280-w66xc38rkjg2p4rtkq8a713836113bc7mme6fbfm.jpg)</div><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: andale mono;"><strong>Name:</strong> Rab / Rabbit / The White Rabbit (&lt;-- Only known aliases) <br/><strong>Sortment:</strong> Outsider<br/><strong>Occupation:</strong> Capitalist (Drug Dealer, SHHHHHH!)<br/><strong>Mood:</strong> Optimistic<br/><strong>Date &amp; Time:</strong> Fall Term | 1:15 PM<br/><strong>Tag:</strong> Persephone Fowl<br/><strong>Mentioning:</strong> NPCs in need of supplies for the <span class="bbc_u"><strong>Back To School Pahr-Tay</strong></span> (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=247388.msg12231324#msg12231324)<br/><strong>Location:</strong> The smoking section, in the lawn area, outside of the building with all the classes.<br/><strong>Other:</strong>[No God-modding that your character knows any of the following about Rabbit unless we've plotted it that way.]</span><br/><table class="bbc_table"><tbody><tr><td><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: andale mono;"><ul class="bbc_list"><li type="disc">Drug Supplier/Dealer</li><li type="disc">Real name? Nope</li><li type="disc">Poses as a JCU student, no one but Persephone Fowl knows the truth</li><li type="disc">No one knows Maddox Avery is his cousin</li><li type="disc">Both cousins don't know the other is in Virginia</li></ul></span></td></tr></tbody></table><hr/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: andale mono;">Rabbit's burner phone rang in the middle of the conversation with what's-her-name. While he reached to answer the call, an Irish accent switched his brain from insouciant, to "Boston George." <em>'Perfect timing.'</em> He hallowed internally. <em>'Always the right Alice to get things moving again.'</em> Too bad the greenie was still spouting words. Rabbit's brain drowned them out. Persephone's best stern expression was a nice distraction. He acted sheepish to her approach, but his eyes were smiling all too widely.<br/><br/><strong>"Sorry, Miss,"</strong> He said to Counselor-mode-Persephone. He wagged his ringing cellphone. <strong>"But, I really have to take this. Family emergency."</strong> He pointed to his phone this time, and scrunched his nose twice. A coded message that only Seph would catch. As it was a sign that 'business was in progress.' <strong>"Hello/Goodbye."</strong> He answered. Walking off, out of earshot. He hoped it allowed the two ladies to talk about whatever they talked about. Since the girl was new, and Rabbit had been there, practically forever, he'd assume Seph would want to ruffle her feathers a bit. Hazing never hurt anyone. Right?<br/><br/>He waited. There was only breathing at the other end of the line. The waiting made Rabbit shut his eyes and spin. Usually by this time, he would hang up. But, luckily. for them, he was feeling generous today. After all, it was the beginning of term. The new batch of freshmen would be wet behind the ears the first few times. He let out a noise of amusement, before instructing, <strong>"Begin at the beginning,"</strong> Rabbit waited. There was a discernable <em>"Uuuh-um."</em> If this person had that much trouble speaking, Rabbit could only imagine how painful the exchange would be, face to face. He tried to urge them along, <strong>"aaaaand go on till you come to the end. Then stop."</strong> Still no words. This made Rab's impatience spike. <br/><br/>Rabbit: <strong>"What's the fucking password?"</strong><br/>Buyer: <em>"Uhhhhhhm ... I have nothing yet... so I can't take more?"</em><br/>Rabbit: <strong>"Uncommon nonsense."</strong><br/>Buyer: <em>"Uhhh-nnn...No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise?"</em><br/>Rabbit: <strong>"I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and I don't believe you do either!"</strong><br/>Buyer: <em>“That's the reason they're called lessons, because they lessen from day to day.” </em><br/>Rabbit: <strong>“Look after the senses and the sounds will look after themselves.”</strong><br/>Buyer: <em>"Th-th-thank you?"</em> Dial tone.<br/><br/><strong>"No one knows how to play anymore."</strong> Rabbit remarked out loud to himself. He pocketed his phone once again. Then strolled to Persephone. <strong>"Speaking of 'Grans,' mines wasn't feeling well. Burned her tongue on some tea."</strong> Rabbit knew she didn't mean 'Granny, Gran.' But who could tell? He cutoff whatever conversation the two were having. Facing Persephone directly, he articulated, <strong>"I'm ready for my punishment, Miss."</strong> He calmly and solemnly ended his schpiel with, <strong>"All the heterosexualness you can stuff down me."</strong> He waited, with eyes shut, like he was about to be evangelised by a pastor on a stage.<br/></span>