*Jack swerves hard to the left, trying to get out of the acid.*<span class="bbc_u">Armored my ass! This things probably running on a two cylinder engine! Piece of...</span>*The van suddenly lurches to one side, the tires having been eaten through by the acid on the left side. The whole van tipped and rolled, throwing Jack into the back. Random stuff flies around and pelts everyone, notwithstanding a bong shatters over Jacks head, which is the last thing he remembers.*