“Uh, I bet they would go with ‘Lizzie Hail,” wouldn’t they?” Beth shook her head in disbelief. “I rue the day. Oh, but don’t forget Nira’s best line: ‘Daddy, I’m afraid the big robots will hart you.’ Seriously, she mispronounced ‘hurt’ as ‘hart’ and<em>that</em>was the best take they had?” Beth could not help but laugh.<br/><br/>Once they were parked she got out of the car. “I actually did have some people talk to me about making an authorized biopic about two years ago, but then they realized that the story of a well-adjusted mech pilot who never faced any obstacles growing up—and has had a consistent career without any major setbacks—would be boring as hell.” She giggled slightly. “I don’t want to think of what the box-office receipts would have been for ‘Beth Raines: Everything is Going Fairly Well.’” Granted, things were not as simple now as they had been two years ago, but thankfully no one had yet been awful enough to try to do some movie or book about the aftermath of the accident.