“There is something perversely funny about watching people fail completely,” Beth agreed. “Oh, speaking of which, did you see that direct-to-holovideo movie<em>The Destroyer</em>they did about ten years ago where they took your father’s life story and filed off the serial numbers? I love that. Just the fact that they named the character something as stupid as ‘Mathew Mustang,” she stopped to chuckle slightly. “And the dialog was soooo bad. ‘You went looking for trouble, and you found a whole<em>world</em>of it, Bucko!’ I think I was calling everyone I knew ‘Bucko’ for like a week afterwards. Oh, and the ‘Nira Mustang’ girl was such a bad actor, she was obviously the kid of a producer or something. I think if you went and smacked the crap out of her for that portrayal, no jury in the world would convict you of assault.”