I stare at my arm.<br/><br/>"Cool! I don't think I've ever sizzled before! I think you'd sizzle too, don't you?"<br/><br/>I dab some beer on my arm and then on hers. What sound effects will I get in return?<br/><br/>"Pear-shaped? I'm not sure. It might mean being shaped like a pear. No? Um, like a Taffy who's eaten too many cakes? Hmm, oh well, it's probably RAF banter then. I couldn't tell you what it means, or why pears are a bad shape, but our air force are an odd bunch."<br/>