<div class="floatleft">(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/b/ba/Topher_Sly_1.jpg)</div><strong>NAME:</strong>Topher Dubois<br/><strong>WEARING:</strong>Designer black wizard apparel! (https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6b/92/91/6b9291094b4364150005423d4991e59d.jpg)<br/><strong>Blood Status:</strong>Pureblood<br/><strong>Wand</strong>: Red Oak, Basilisk Skin, 12 inches<br/><strong>House/Year</strong>: Slytherin, 6th year<br/><strong>Date</strong>: Sept. 1st<br/><strong>Time/Day:</strong>10:30 a.m.<br/><strong>LOCATION:</strong>Platform Nine and Three Quarters -> train -> cabin on train<br/><strong>CONTENT:</strong>Topher does not know how to deal with the dirty-talkin'<br/><strong>MOOD MUSIC:</strong>None, his mood has been stunned into silence!<br/><strong>TAGGING:</strong>Loveday Marley (RedPhoenix), Silas Cork  (Jag), Penny Burton (just mentioned)  (Mellific), OPEN<br/><hr/><em>Loveday's looking at me the way a Hungarian Horntail looks at a tasty deer,</em>Topher realized.<em>Why me? Whyyyyy.</em>Of course, he couldn't say that outloud, nor could he admit that her 'peculiar stare' discomfitted him. That would be weakness, and he would absolutely not be 'weak' in front of her. Ever. He had a proud heritage to maintain and he was going to<em>maintain</em>it, damn it.<br/><br/>Topher rolled his eyes and said, "Oh, come on, Cork. We're going to school. At some point that necessitates<em>talking</em>about it. Besides, didn't you get that Outstanding in Arithmancy? I've heard it's fiendishly difficult, which is why I won't take it. I've got enough problems trying to keep up with Alchemy.<br/><br/>He sighed and said to Loveday, "Let's make a deal. One more first year tells us how interesting the Whomping Willow is, let's go show them personally. Maybe by flying them right over it. We're both good enough fliers to not get whomped by the stupid thing, and maybe some first years would relish a hands-on history lesson. Why wouldn't they? Clearly the tree is<em>so awesome.</em>" His voice dripped sarcasm. He was only partially kidding. He knew he needed to stay out of trouble, but ugh, Loveday was right. The whole 'did you know?!!' type of first-years were annoying.<br/><br/>He didn't actually expect her to agree. She was a Hufflepuff. Last time he checked, Hufflepuffs did not act like asshats to first years. They were the<em>nice</em>House, right? It was Slytherins like Topher that could be trusted to be a dick.<br/><br/>He flopped against the window. "At least neither of you took Divination. Gods, I really hope I<em>do</em>get the Grim in my teacup or something, if only because death would be a sweet relief from fortune-telling."