"Oh, it isn't mine.  It belonged to a couple of boun...uhm...kidnappers!  Yeah, that's it.  Kidnappers.  And they were taking me away to durance vile and a life of hopeless drudgery!  And possibly unspeakably vile acts visited upon my innocent young body."<br/><br/>Ryari rubs the back of her neck and laughs nervously.<br/><br/>"Old age has a way of distorting how one expresses love..."