"Can't say I've ever heard of you or your family but if they're all like you I'm sure they're gems. Now you'll have to forgive me, I don't have a copy of the criminal code on me at the moment," Mike said. "So mind explaining how these girls are indecent? They've got on swimsuits, no thongs, everything's strictly PG. Heck, there are girls wearing less a few miles that way on the beach," he said with a jerk of his thumb. "So how are you gonna fine me for covering up more skin on these girls than they'd have to at the beach?"