<div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=308675.msg15030271#msg15030271">Quote from: Heptarch on 19-08-2019, 16:15:28</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">*Picks up the phone... dials... it rings*<br/><br/><strong>"Bingo's Exotic Dancers and Maple Syrup Emporium, how can I help you?"</strong><br/><br/>*Clears throat*<br/><br/><strong>"Yes, I'd like to book the "Assortment Package" for delivery to Praxis"</strong><br/><br/><strong>"Great, will that be the Standard assortment, sir, or the Special?"</strong><br/><br/>*Ponders*<br/><br/><strong>"Make it the Special. It's his birthday."</strong><br/><br/><strong>"Oh, that's very kind of you, sir. Would you like us to add a complimentary liter of Pap's Blue Ribbon Homemade Maple Syrup to your gift?"</strong><br/><br/><strong>"Ah... sure... but don't put my name on it."</strong><br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/><strong>Now</strong>it's a party.