<br/><strong>Codes Of Conduct:</strong><br/><br/>All Uchiamas have codes they must follow.  Some are common to all, some are specific to sex.  These were set by the three sisters years ago, and most of them are VERY strongly kept to this day.  After each rule is a comment as to how well followed these rules are.<br/><br/><strong>Yama</strong><br/>-   Honour and Obey your Uchi (true, but then see rule #1 of the Uchis. )<br/>-   Bear as many children as your Uchi wants (this has come to, unofficially, become as many as the Yama want)<br/>-   Never strike your children or your Uchi. (true – Uchis will discipline the children physically if need be.  Mind you, with the Miki practicing Yamas this tends to get bent.  As well, if for some strange reason, her children are in danger, a Yama is under no pretext to not hit ANYONE to get protect them.)<br/>-   Never lie (true – Some may lie sometimes, and no one minds a little white one occasionally, but a Yama who lies often is scandalous and a hussy, at least in the eyes of other Yamas.)<br/>-   Never leave your home during war.  (This is an out-date one in most of Uchiama culture, since war is seldom.  BUT in the event of war, Yamas are to stay home and guard children while the Uchis fight. With many important posts in modern Uchiyama military being filled by Yamas, it’s doubtful how well this holds up now.)<br/>-   Should a foe attack your children, you must fall before they get near your children. ( This is pretty well kept, A yama, no matter how quiet she may be, can become an absolute fireball of anger and violence when her children’s lives are in danger.  When they become like this, which is not often, they are hard to calm down.)<br/>-   Give sex to your Uchi whenever she requires it. (This is SO outdated.  If a Yama is not in the mood, the Uchi will slit her own wrists before pushing it.  Yamas are too revered for this to ever hold true.  An Uchi rapist would not last long on this planet, and using this rule on one’s Yama to get sex, would be considered rape by most yamas and pretty well ALL Uchis.)<br/>-   Go to bed full ( Kept, but not for the original reasons.  Uchiyamas don’t like to, and don’t have to, go hungry.  SO most eat before bed.  But the original reason was because Yamas often have to get up in the middle of the night to feed babies with Yama’s milk, therefore they should always be making new milk.  Mothers ofcourse, follow this VERY closely.  But no Uchi is going to hold their Yama to this law)<br/><br/><strong>Uchi</strong><br/>-   Honour, obey and worship your yama. (True.  Note that worship is mentioned.  When Yama’s pray, they pray to the sisters and the first mother.  When Uchi’s pray, they pray to their yama first, then the other two.  Yamas therefore have little to fear from having to obey someone who must do doubly so back.)<br/>-   Give your Yama many children. (True.  An Uchi must make sure her yama has lots of little ones.  HOWEVER, if said Yama is sick, getting too old, or is just plain not feeling well, nothing in the plains of hell with cause an Uchi to give them to her Yama anyways.)<br/>-   Death before striking your Yama. (This is pretty well true.  No Uchi EVER is to strike her yama.  Let one try it in public and see what the other Uchis do to the offender.  Your Yama is your private goddess, and you are NEVER to forget it. With that aside, if a daughter yama needs to be disciplined the uchi parent is expected to do that, including spanking them.  However, Yama children tend to not cause as much trouble as Uchi children, and even then, an Uchi parent is not likely to be as severe with a Yama child.  After all, she IS a goddess as well.<br/>-   Note: There is no law against an Uchi lying.  But to do so to one’s Yama is an absolute no-no, and it’s still considered rude in other circles.  However, Uchi’s have been known to fib about how many children their Yama has had.)<br/>-   When war comes, meet it head on and die for your Yama and children.   (True.  No Uchi cowers from war, to do so means throwing your Yama’s life away.   For this reason, Uchis can get quite upset at Yamas being in fighting positions in the military, since that means the poor Uchi cannot protect his true love as she should.<br/>-   Before harm touches your Yama, you must be dead. (As probably guessed from the last one, this is pretty well followed, and yet difficult for those Uchis who have Yamas in the military.)<br/>-   Make love to your Yama regularly, but never force it upon her. (Oh so true.)<br/>-   Give your Yama a home she will never want to leave. (So romantic, you know it will never go away.)<br/><br/><strong>General – Note…these are some that are punishable by law, and are.)</strong><br/>-   No killing of another Uchiyama. (true, unless in dire danger of life, or that of a loved one. )<br/>-   You may never become intimate, fall in love with, or become otherwise, romantically attached to anyone but your chosen mate. (This is true.  And trust us, it IS inforced.)<br/>-   NEVER condemn or criticize the Three sisters, although you are free to request an explanation. (Sort of.  Make that never even question them.  People who get too opinionated get therapy.  And we know what THAT means.  There are polite methods of enquiries that are available, such as – “why can’t I switch professions if I don’t do well in my chosen one”, but it can take a while to get a response. The nice thing is, an Uchiyama is generally given a detailed and yet to the point response. But don’t try to be a Ché.)<br/>-   Always think of the betterment of our race with all you do. (well…it’s not really so much a law, as a philosophy so…It is naturally followed by almost all.)<br/>-   Respect your place. (This means who was chosen as your mate, your profession, your living arrangements, etc.  The sisters worked hard to choose for you, and you must accept their decision.  Welcome Aldous Huxely.)<br/>-   Do not harm the mother planet. (True.  Pollution is a serious crime.)<br/>-   Wash everyday. (This is not so much law as practice.  Since Uchiyamas like to know one another by smell, it is important to keep it a clean smell, especially for your mate.  Once again, perfume is rarely used.)<br/>