<div class="floatleft">(https://i.imgur.com/7r1kC8q.jpg?1)</div><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong>DEADPOOL</strong></span><br/><strong>Name:</strong>Wade!<br/><strong>Age:</strong>Unknown<br/><strong>Gender Identity:</strong>Male<br/><strong>Location/Time:</strong>Near a fireplace!<br/><strong>Description/Wearing:</strong>Typical Deadpool Regalia w/Santa Hat!<br/><br/><hr/><br/><strong>"Hold still! Damned present!"</strong>Deadpool screamed as the Morph-box adeptly dodged his haphazard beating. You can't blame Deadpool for this one, no amount of training can prepare you for a present that knows how to dodge.<br/><br/><strong>"Huh?"</strong>He was caught off guard as the beating poker was yoinked from his hands and he whirled around to find a room much more full of X-Men than had been there before.<br/><br/><strong>"HEY GANG!"</strong>He yelled at the gang.<strong>"So happy to see you!"</strong>He said, happy to see them.<strong>"And - hey cut that out!"</strong>He yelled at the air,<strong>"Stop describing everything I do when the dialogue makes it obvious!"</strong>He said, upset at the -<strong>"What did I just say!?</strong>" Sorry.<br/><br/><strong>"Hmph."</strong>The Merc with a Mouth clapped his hands and turned his attention back to the X-Men.<br/><br/><strong>"Ooooh!"</strong>He took his cocoa happily.<strong>"Well Jean you can't blame me for wanting to see you drenched in chocolate."</strong>He said with a shrug.<strong>"No, legally, you can't. It's in the Constitution."</strong>He whirled on Cyclops, anticipating what would come next,<strong>"NOT THAT ONE! The real one! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!"</strong>He glanced down at Scott's shirt, finally reading it. His costume-eyes seemed mortified. Taking a step back, he shook his head sadly and turned back to Jean.<strong>"Shame on you!"</strong>He hissed with a wag of his finger.<br/><br/>He then proceeded to hop back to his big comfy chair and plop down in, pulling up his mask to reveal his hideously scarred face as he sipped his hot cocoa gleefully.<br/><br/>His head then slowly turned to Rogue as she made her statement.<strong>"Room full of..."</strong>He shook his head with a sigh.<strong>"Girl grows up torturing cats with death trap rooms filled with rocking chairs listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd and they call <em>me</em> the bad guy."</strong>He muttered.<br/><br/>The mug of cocoa drifted down, nearly spilling itself, as Storm walked in. So distracting was the stunning X-Man that Deadpool almost missed the chance to make a joke about what she'd said. It was too long of a pause to say<em>First time he's ever heard that.</em>In response to her statement to Scott, but not too late to jump in with his own addition!<br/><br/><strong>"No, but mine might be now that you're here."</strong>He said, costumed eye winking at her somehow.<br/><br/>Cyclop's joke about Isengard merely prompted a blank stare. Then another few moments of it. Then suddenly Deadpool burst out laughing.<strong>"Ha! Ents! I get it!"</strong>He turned 'innocently' towards Rogue and made a 'cut him off' gesture.<br/><br/>Suddenly what Kitty had said registered and Deadpool leaped to his feet, pausing halfway as her met Jean's eye with his mug primed to toss in her direction again. A little meep noise came as he pivoted and kept it in the glass instead, through some rather skillful juggling and jostling before he exclaimed,<strong>"The professor is missing!?! ON CHRISTMAS?!?!"</strong>He prepared to strike a heroic pose.<strong>"Only ONE MAN CAN - </strong>" But suddenly there was a whirlwind of activity and Quicksilver's presence was suddenly felt. Deadpool snapped his head this way and that trying to catch sight of the man.<br/><br/><strong>"Dammit Quicksilver I was trying to be the star of this issue!"</strong>He huffed, flopping back down in his chair and sipping his cocoa with a sulk.