<div class="floatleft">(https://i.imgur.com/luEA3To.jpg)</div><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong>DEADPOOL</strong></span><br/><strong>Name:</strong>Wade!<br/><strong>Age:</strong>Unknown<br/><strong>Gender Identity:</strong>Male<br/><strong>Location/Time:</strong>Cartoon Wonderland!<br/><strong>Description/Wearing:</strong>Very little<br/><br/><hr/><br/>So many pretty things! Unicorns! Cylcopses! Sabergeese! The world was so filled with light and wonder! There was even a Phoenix for every shade of the rainbow! But which one would Rogue take control of and put in Jean? The peaceful purple phoenix? The brilliant blue phoenix? The giddy green phoenix? The yodeling yellow phoenix? The outstanding orange phoenix? The ratchet red phoenix? The.... wait!<br/><br/>"NOT THAT ONE!" Deadpool jumped to his feet, somehow there inside the psychotic hellish mindscape with her.<br/><br/>"ANY OF THE OTHERS!" Deadpool shouted. "NOT THE RED PHOENIX! SHE RUINS EVERYTHING!" The other Phoenixes all nodded, glad someone finally said it.<br/><br/>"What are you doing Wade!??!" The Red Phoenix hissed. "This wasn't the plan! You were supposed to - "<br/><br/>"I know!" Deadpool sobbed, "I let you alter reality just so that I could get invited to the Christmas party! But now I see that true friendship means sometimes you have to .... " he paused. "You know I don't know what the lesson here is, I just know you're no good and you're coming with me!"<br/><br/>"WHAT?" The RedPhoenix, screeched, igniting herself in a furious blaze she glared at the mercenary. "YOU CAN'T DO THIS DEADPOOL! I CREATED YOU! IF YOU KILL ME -"<br/><br/>"Kill you?" Deadpool laughed. "Oh I know I can't do that!" He was striding towards her now, even as she started to back away.<br/><br/>"Stay back," the Phoenix looked a bit nervous now as he stalked closer and closer, she found that even as she tried to backpedal all she was doing was slow motion running into his arms, the horrific overly sexed characteristics of those around her all being transferred into her, leaving them to finally return to normal as she did "What are you .... and why can't I ..." she squeaked, ridiculous 90s style broken backed, outrageously proportioned, comic book bimbo form and all as she gazed into Deadpool's eyes.<br/><br/>"Help Step-Deadpool I'm stuck in my own unraveling premise!" Deadpool giggled, stripping out of his costume.<br/><br/>"NO! NO don't you...."<br/><br/>"Pretend all you like sweetheart, everyone knows you don't write anything you don't want to fuck." And with that Deadpool swept up the RedPhoenix in his horrific scarred arms and as he did everything about them .... calmed down. And for a brief, wonderful moment, both Deadpool and the meddling red Phoenix force were too caught up with each other to keep making everything all about them, letting someone else finally have the spotlight!<br/><br/>