Shinji blinked a few more times.  This guy couldn't be for real, could he?  He listened to his words and looked back at Mari, then at the principal again.  He shook his head and was about to say something when Mari spoke.  He just nodded his agreement.<br/><br/><strong>"Yeah.  Why do you need students to help you?  Isn't that what teachers are for?"</strong><br/><br/>The headmaster jumped down from the desk and began to cry, sobbing into his arm.<br/><br/><strong>"Oh it's so bad, keikis... me is only trying to bring order to dis school and make sure all the little keikis have fun and learn but every time me is trying to make new school policy, dat Ranma he come and hit me!  Me try and get de other teachers to help but he hit dem too!  All us living in fear of dat bully."</strong><br/><br/>He sniffled a bit and looked up at them both again, that big grin back on his face.<br/><br/><strong>"But me read your backgrounds and me see you both study de martial arts!  So I say to meself, 'Big Kahuna, dese new students could go in and teach dat Saotome not to pick on people'... please tell me you help Big Kahuna!"</strong><br/><br/>Shinji's eyes suddenly went wide.<br/><br/><strong>"Saotome"...</strong>