The most masculine voice either woman has ever heard in their lives ring out with the force of war and the power of combat! The voice is so manly, so utterly gruff and male even in its quietly intense delivery that one would swear that the voice, every wave of sound it produced in the disturbed at carried a rugged beard!<br/><br/><strong>“If there are universes to save and villains to defeat then rest easy! The most macho hero in this universe or any universe is here!” </strong><br/><br/>All looked up as the voice came from above seeking to find the source of the manly voice, a voice which made women grow weak in their knees and men tremble all across creation. There was a thunderous crash and the air broke apart some fifty feet above them, snapping away like broken glass and shattered concrete, spinning away and crumbling to dust as the pieces fell. From out of the broken air flew a man of sinewy muscle and a flinty stare with blue eyes as hard as adamantium. His auburn hair and beard seem to catch the light in a way that made it blaze with the fires of vengeance and justice. He flew downward in a perfect flying sidekick, flawlessly executed as he crashed into the floor a dozen yards away. The impact shattered the alien tile creating a perfectly circular impact crater around this god-like man among men, sending a shockwave through the floor causing the room to tremble. The assemble group’s garments were whipped about them by the force of the overpressure as the air exploded away from were the man all men wish to be had landed.<br/><br/>The bearded man stepped from the crater with a perfect muscular ease to address the group once more.<br/><br/><strong>“Im Chuck Norris and Im here to save the day.”</strong><br/><br/>For a long moment the most macho of all male creatures stood before them like the god he was, and then his mouth turned up at the right corner. The was a snicker, and then a guwaff and finally a bursting into a full scale belly laugh that rocked the man’s entire form. This laughter was not the manly baritone one might have expected but instead became an insanely child-like giggle as it altered in pitch. As the laughing man shook the pretense of “Chuck Norris” fell away revealing a gaudily clad man with a bright yellow cloak. He wore a costume that seemed to share the classic elements of the golden age of the Terran super hero: tights, glove and boots, a mask and a cape. The motif however was neither inspiring nor intimidating. Instead this man had chosen the smiley face as his identity with the emblem marking both his face and chest. It was apparent however that there was a certain unreality about him…the smiley face on both his mask and chest were laughing, animated like a character from a cartoon. His cape also seemed to have a life of its own as it swished merrily in defiance of physics. His costume bore no visible seams and seemed to be once complete piece. There was a vividness to the strange man, a shine that seemed impossible in contrast to the rest of the world around him heightening the sense of strangeness and unrealness of the being before them.<br/><br/>Finaly he managed to reign in his laughter, wiping away yellow tears that the women could see also bore smiling faces as they ran down his smooth, featureless face.<br/><br/><strong>“Ok, whoooo, sorry about that but I just love to make an entrance!”</strong><br/><br/>He waved a hand in a dismissive gesture and the fracture floor and air above the party wavered like a mirage and all was as it had been before his arrival.<br/><br/><strong>“Im Mr Happy and since Im done saving Universe 1528 from the Rubber Duckie of Doom Ive traveled to here to help avert the next great cosmic calamity. Pleased ta meetcha!”</strong><br/><br/>One arm reaches out but branches into three separate limbs as it elongates to reach all three of the gathered beings offering each a hand to shake.<br/>