<br/><div class="floatleft">(http://img08.deviantart.net/94fe/i/2013/023/2/4/tingle_in_hd_by_largestupidity-d5sie9v.png)</div><strong>Name:</strong>Tingle<br/><strong>Location:</strong>Killzone<br/><strong>Tagging:</strong><strong>Mentioned:</strong>Everyone in some shape or another.<br/><hr/><br/>Strangely as Tingle looked on the meeting, no one would seem to notice his outbursts and accidental bursts of gas. Luckily most if not all had actually either looked away at the precise moment he farted or actually by some stroke of luck walked away. Thankfully no one noticed his stage fright either, not even addressing what he said. It would seem that Tingle's infamous luck was running strong today! Even as he awaited the words of a tanned beauty that just had to be appreciated like a fine bowl of frog-leg Gumbo. Tingle felt that at least he was where he belonged and not just simply creating maps in a swamp making small change with his completely affordable prices (affordable only because people had no choice but to pay for a mapped area that had dangerous creatures roaming it).<br/><br/>Of course the weirdo that cried about his mustache of all things creepily ogled the tanned beauty too and Tingle felt that was kind of perverted (even though he was doing the same thing). It was clear why he had that grin on his face. Tingle shook his head as he marveled the posterior of a woman that wore a beret. It was something about her assets that just made him know that indeed he 'was not ready'. If he had been wearing his skin-tight fairy-suit, it would have been noticed that he had a little chub bulging. But luckily with the military fatigues he now wore for some strange reason, no one was subject to that image.<br/><br/>And then the teams would be called out and while Mario had taken issue with it, Tingle would do a small fist pump (http://memesvault.com/wp-content/uploads/Baby-Meme-Fist-02.jpg) to the side as he heard his team composition. There was Shanoa, the long raven-haired beauty that had a face like a pristine doll and well-proportioned parts. Sheva, a woman that was like a pristine gem, beautiful abs and a body that was dangerous to even look at. Jack...who was he again? Eh, it didn't matter, Tingle had the eye-candy to make up for the one other fella.<br/><br/>Next came their two K.I.s. Some loud big armored dude and a guy that said the word 'fuck' perhaps a little too much. Anyway, they seemed like the joking sort, saying something like 'they were not ready for this' and something about 'exploding attack robots'. Tingle felt that his luck was going up even more, he had the jovial K.I.s too! For the moment, Tingle had a fantasy of the two guys teaching him the ways of a hero, mentoring him like their own son...truly it brought a tear to his eye when he thought about all the perks that would follow. In the background he would go on dates with Sheva and Shanoa because they could not resist his manly charms, he nodded, it was a good choice to pick up that magical letter.<br/><br/>While he was shepherded to the table to pick up their gear, Tingle looked through it all, picking up a gun for the first time and wondering what it was. He looked through the hole for a second and noticed  their was a trigger too. Surely this must be a throwing weapon, he tried it out, not knowing that it was probably Jack's. Throwing it, it went off and<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Dice rolling baby!</div><div class="spoiler_body"> 1. Shoots but nothing else<br/>2. Breaks the gun<br/>3.Tingle trips with the Gun bonking him on the head<br/>4. Everybody Duck! <br/>Result was a 1!</div></div><br/>the gun shot off as the handle hit hard on the ground shooting aimlessly in the air. The loud sound and shock of that occurrence made him flinch as he looked around to make sure no one noticed...maybe? In either case he hurriedly put the gun back to where he found it, trying to act like it was their to begin with. Though he readily found things that he was familiar with. He found a Melee:<strong>Deku Stick!</strong>, A Silenced weapon:<strong> Pen and Paper!</strong>, Standard:<strong>His flying Balloon!</strong>, and Explosive:<strong>Deku Nut!</strong>Readily putting on the padded the armor and tried as he might, the clothing was a little complicated as he buckled them mostly wrong but was able to somehow keep both his pants and torso from falling off. It looked strangely wrong but it somehow still held with loops and knots, Tingle was good at thinking outside the Swamp.<br/><br/>Of course this took him awhile and he missed most if not all of what Cole said about the directive. Though when the horn blew, Tingle jumped ahead, momentarily frightened by the sound as he was not expecting it. He ended up tripping in his haste and with his already small size he went forward into a roll, screaming, "WAAAAAAAAAA".  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6mh45mA_JY) as he went.<br/><br/><br/><hr/><hr/>797 words<br/>+2 exp<br/>