<hr/><div class="floatleft">(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x158/Punstarr/RobertHeadshot.jpg)</div><strong>Name:</strong>Robert Strauss<br/><strong>Nom De Guerre:</strong>Ultimate<br/><strong>Position/Grade:</strong>Student / Senior<br/><strong>Location:</strong>Assembly Hall<br/><strong>Tagging:</strong>One Big Freaking Lizard (Austin)<br/><hr/><br/>Robert had been kicking back, just chilling for a bit in his seat as he waited for the assembly to begin.  He cocked his head a bit as the parrot started singing an old song that he sort of remembered hearing his dad listen to at one point.  Regardless, he didn't know the words... and as many of the other students began singing it, he felt a bit embarrassed.  Was that a popular song that he should know?  It sounded like dinosaur music to him.  Ah well.  He noted the coach telling Carter to slow down and shooing the bird off the stage.  When a hound dog trotted in not long after the bird had flown out the door, he knew that had to be Austin, ever the prankster.  Robert chuckled and shook his head... taking out his cell phone, he checked the time.  He hoped the Principal was going to be here soon.<br/><br/>Then suddenly he felt something brush his leg and as he looked down he saw a crocodile... or was it an alligator emerging from under his seat.  His eyes widened and he exclaimed.<br/><br/><strong>"Holy Hell!"</strong><br/><br/>It took a moment for him to realize that it wasn't a real animal and when he did he felt a bit embarrassed by his reaction.  He smirked, his heart slowing back down to normal levels as he shook his head.<br/><br/><strong>"Austin!  Geez, gimme a damn heart attack, why don't you?"</strong>