Alexander shrugged, "Ah well, teleporting in it is then."<br/><br/>Taking in the surrounding neighbourhood, Alexander whistled, "Wow, this is pretty spectacular: I've never seen a better display of ghetto in my entire life.  I get the feeling that there is a distinct chance of one of us getting stabbed at on our way into the hotel.  I'm actually impressed, and very glad that all I have is what's on me and they're not very easy to steal.  In fact, if anyone here can steal from me and get away with it, I say we hire them.  Or get a God or Goddess to make babies with the thief because that kind of talent needs to be passed on."<br/><br/>"Hotel isn't much to look at either, but I wouldn't worry about it so much," Alexander said as he playfully elbowed Anou.  "Not like we'll be doing much sleeping in here anyways.  And besides, it can't be worse than that time I had to rough it down in the swamps of Louisiana.  God that was terrible, I would have welcomed cockroaches."<br/><br/>Once the van had stopped, Alexander popped outside, taking a deep breath of the air and trying not to choke.<br/>"Yep, just as expected."