<div class="floatleft">(https://i.imgur.com/FrJ71jZ.jpg)</div><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong>SANTA CLAUS</strong></span><br/><strong>Name:</strong>Kris Kringle (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nOTyyuHAQQ)<br/><strong>Age:</strong>Immortal<br/><strong>Gender Identity:</strong>not important but preferred pronouns at the moment are "them/they"<br/><strong>Location | Time:</strong>That's a good question<br/><strong>Description/Wearing:</strong>really? Do you have to ask?<br/><strong>Vibe:</strong>Santa Clause Is Coming To Town (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8CBoVc_OMI)<br/><strong>Tagging:</strong>The Great Room / Santa's Workshop? You're guess is as good as mine?<br/><hr/><br class="clear_left"/><br/>Santa was very content reading over the list with their right hand elf. They had just gone over the last few hundred million children's names a second time; Each and every one of them was deserving of a gift this year. It was going to be a great Christmas... But what was Santa to do, the adults of the world were a very naughty bunch and Santa was getting fed up with it all. Pondering most perplexedly over this quandary something rather peculiar happened.<br/><br/>You see, there's something important you should know about Santa and it goes a little something like this...<br/><br/><strong><em>He's making a list<br/>He's checking it twice<br/>He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice<br/>Santa Claus is coming to town<br/><br/>He sees you when you're sleeping<br/>And he knows when you're awake<br/>He knows if you've been bad or good<br/>So be good for goodness sake</em></strong>(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8CBoVc_OMI)<br/><br/>Mother fucking Santa has some omega level badass powers... And Some asshole just moved Santa's whole damn workshop into another place with a whole group of powered mutants!<br/><br/>Now it was not incumbent on Santa to make rash decisions like turning naughty mutants into toys but Santa would do what needed to be done.<br/><br/>At seven feet tall, this jolly old St Nick had a habit of appearing like a munchkin one moment than a towering giant in the next. It just happened to be part of the reality warping powers they possessed. Which explained why Santa's Workshop always appeared at first like a musical production full of tiny villagers making toys. So Scott Summers could be forgiven for approaching Santa like he was the villain of this story.<br/><br/>A thing named Deadpool had also burst in and jumped into Santa's lap...<br/><br/>Santa rose to a full seven foot height towering over the red eyed mutant and letting Deadpool slide off like an unwanted throw blanket. Surveying the scene, Santa gave Ororo a little wink before turning back to Cyclops.<br/><br/>When Santa spoke it was like you could hear that deep rumbling voice going "Ho Ho Ho" at the same time as they said, "Well if it isn't little Scotty Summers... You were a good boy this year but no presents for you. I only give those to the children!"<br/><br/>Looking down at the little Deadpool, they gave Deadpool a once over before running hand over beard. There was something to be said here but Santa was pretty sure that Deadpool's memory of their last encounter had been wiped...<br/><br/><hr/><hr/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 8pt;">... <em>For those not in the know...</em></span><div class="floatleft">(https://i.imgur.com/misqhCO.jpg)</div><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 8pt;"><em>Some naughty children had pooled their money to pay Deadpool to off the jolly Santa.<br/>Deadpool being the annoying assassin for hire that he is tried his hardest as only <br/>Wade could do. It was persistent and annoying but of course a complete failure.<br/>Santa is immortal.</em></span><br/><br/><div class="floatleft">(https://i.imgur.com/2TgQwLW.jpg)</div><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 8pt;"><em>And Santa is also a badass so Deadpool got his ass handed to him<br/>Then Santa wiped his brain... Memory! Of course, that merc with the mouth may<br/>or may not remember. Santa might have deleted the cancer from his brain by accident.<br/>It's a small target, so even Santa might have missed</em></span><br/><br class="clear_left"/><br/>But this is all irrelevant, let's get back to our story.<br/><hr/><hr/>