<div class="floatleft">(https://i.imgur.com/Sml5aCS.jpg)</div><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong>DEADPOOL</strong></span><br/><strong>Name:</strong>Wade!<br/><strong>Age:</strong>Unknown<br/><strong>Gender Identity:</strong>Male<br/><strong>Location/Time:</strong>In the kitchen!<br/><strong>Description/Wearing:</strong>Typical Deadpool Regalia w/Christmas Sweater!<br/><br/><hr/><br/><strong>"Ah you know what they say Jean."</strong>Deadpool said happily.<strong>"Wherever a mutant is in need a Christmas sweater will appear!"</strong>No, nobody had ever said that. Ever.<br/><br/><strong>"So, having a little drink eh? Or a big one or...huh."</strong>Deadpool's hand not so subtly slipped down to one of the many places a gun was hidden in his costume.<strong>"You're not feeling uh, get drunk and wipe out civilization-y are ya? I mean, that could have happened to anyone!"</strong>Deadpool snaked his head around the corner to look at the hole in the ceiling and popped it back in.<strong>"Anyone who shoots lasers from their eyes. So uh,"</strong>he began to count off on his fingers,<strong>"Cyyyycclloopps"</strong>he drew the word out as stalling for time, "<strong>Oh and the Human Torch can probably do it, which means the Super Skrull can do it!"</strong>Deadpool rattled it off.<strong>"Bet it's happening back on Skrullos right now! Ha!"</strong>Deadpool slapped his knee at the thought.<br/><br/><strong>"So you see, total classic Christmas sketch! No need to get all tipsy or...Dark Phoenix-y...."</strong>did something just click inside Wade's costume?<br/><br/>Wade's thoughts were not of shooting down an evil phoenix, but rather of dying in her arms as he pleaded with her to remember the good person she was, and her crying over his body as she realized that he really was a good person deep inside. And then all the X-Men toasting him for saving Christmas. And then ... well it got weird after that. Real weird. But that first bit sure was heartwarming!