<div class="floatleft">(https://www.writeups.org/wp-content/uploads/Morph-Marvel-Comics-Exiles-a.jpg)</div><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong>MORPH</strong></span><br/><strong>Name:</strong>Sidney Sydney (or is it Sydney Sidney?)<br/><strong>Age:</strong>25<br/><strong>Gender Identity:</strong>Fluid<br/><strong>Location/Time:</strong>nside the Mansion<br/><strong>Description/Wearing:</strong>Definitely totally not disguised as a present still. Noooope.<br/><br/><hr/><br/>Still disguised as a present, Morph stayed hidden behind the other boxes Quicksilver had brought in. Having a lunatic attack oneself with a poker was quite unsettling. Finally Morph calmed down enough to think. Revenge was a dish best served old but cookies were warm. So suddenly Morphed popped out of their box like a jack-in-the box.. a jack-in-the box that looked like Deadpool!<br/><br/>"You!" shouted Morph as they pointed at the Merc with the Mouth. They quickly grabbed Deadpool's plate of cookies and then vanished back into box. The present started shaking as "nom non nom" noses could be heard coming from within. Then then red box leaped into the air and turned into a pot-bellied version of Morph that ungracefully landed on their back.<br/><br/>"Ooooooh... I might have eaten too much. BUURRRRRP"<br/><br/>Suddenly Morph belched out the now empty plate, which landed on their pot belly. The shapeshifter smiled sheepishly at Jean.<br/><br/>"Uh, I'll wash that. I promise. OH MY GOSH LOOK IT'S MAGNETO!"<br/><br/>Hoping everyone was distracted, Morph tucked the plate under the nearest cushion as quickly as they could and then sat on top while whistling "Away in a Manger."<br/><br/>"Oh. Never mind. That was my own reflection. Me and Mags got the cape cape and collar look so I got confused, see?"<br/><br/>Morph tuned into a duplicate of the mutant master of magnetism while keeping their own face.<br/><br/>"See? It could happen to anyone!"<br/><br/>But Morph didn't have to find out if their ruse worked because Deadpool's totes inappropes question and Scott's explosive reaction got everyone attention. Morph yelped and shifted into a Morph-colored splat of the floor. Once they knew it was safe they resumed their true form to survey the damage. They spotted the poor damaged portrait of the professor.<br/><br/>"We got wounded!"<br/><br/>Transforming into a stereotypical naughty nurse, Morph walked over to the painting with a great deal of wiggling in their hips. Then they switched to looking like Groucho mark in<em>A Day at the Races </em>and put a stethoscope up against the portrait.<br/><br/>"Hmmm..I don't want to ask personal questions but do you know you have a two foot gap shot into you? Fret not, I know just how to fix that!'<br/><br/>Morph flowed onto the canvas and turned into a duplicate of how it looked before... except now the professor's picture had pure white skin and no nose.<br/><br/>"See, Scotty? All better!"<br/><br/><br/>