<hr/><br/><div class="floatleft">(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x158/Punstarr/PrincipalNeutron.jpg)</div><strong>Name:</strong>Albert Neutron<br/><strong>Nom De Guerre:</strong>Principal Neutron<br/><strong>Position/Grade:</strong>Principal of Nebula High<br/><strong>Location:</strong>Town of Nebula - Red Robin<br/><strong>Tagging:</strong>Jocelyn, Zhang, Ellie<br/><hr/><br/>As the waitress smiled and told them their order would be out very soon, Albert returned her smile and watched as the girl made her way back to the kitchen to have their food promptly made.  Turning back toward the rest of his party, he nodded as Zhang excused herself from the table, saying that she had something she had forgotten about to attend to.  He bid her farewell and turned back to the others with a slightly concerned look on his distinguished features.<br/><br/><strong>"I hope she's going to be alright.  That was rather abrupt."</strong><br/><br/>He turned to Jocelyn and smiled, taking a moment to look her over appreciatively, perhaps inappropriately considering the fact that he was a married man.  Heck, he was a grandfather.  Not that being a grandfather at his age was uncommon... there were many cases of men as young as 30 that he had heard were grandfathers.  He spoke in a friendly voice.<br/><br/><strong>"So, Jocelyn... where did you find that dress?  It looks very nice on you."</strong><br/><br/><hr/><br/><div class="floatleft">(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x158/Punstarr/CaptainIndestructible.jpg)</div><strong>Name:</strong>Jake Stansz<br/><strong>Nom De Guerre:</strong>Captain Indestructible<br/><strong>Position/Grade:</strong>Gym Teacher / Football Coach<br/><strong>Location:</strong>Town of Nebula - Red Robin<br/><strong>Tagging:</strong>Those Gathered<br/><hr/>Jake watched the waitress' backside as she walked off, wondering if she walked with that little sashay for just anyone.  He finally turned just in time for Zhang to make her goodbyes... which Jake was honestly a bit disappointed in.  He had been a bit interested in the lovely Asian woman after all, and while he certainly didn't have anything against the remaining company, he enjoyed flirting with the guidance councilor.  He wished her a safe evening and after she had left, he looked over at Ellie and then to the Principal as the man made eyes at his vice principal.  He chuckled inwardly.  Either there was something going on there or the alcohol was affecting Mr Neutron more severely than he was willing to admit.  He laughed a bit and spoke up.<br/><br/><strong>"Hey, I heard a great joke the other day.  Heh, it's funny as Hell."</strong><br/><br/>He took a sip of Coke before continuing.<br/><br/><strong>"So the CIA is in need of a new hit man... so they place secret ads where they need to and soon enough they have three applicants.  They can only hire one, so they ask each of them, one at a time to come into the facility with their wives.  So the first guy comes in and they put his wife in a room with nothing but a chair to sit in and, outside the room they tell the guy 'we need a hitman that obeys orders without question'... so they hand him a gun and tell him to go into the room and kill his wife.  The guy goes in and about a minute later comes back out and hands the gun back, saying 'I thought I could do it, but I can't.  I'm sorry.'  They take the gun back and tell him it's fine, the job isn't for everybody.  So they get the next guy to come in and, same as before, his wife is sat down in the other room.  They give him the gun and tell him to kill his wife.  The guy goes into the room and comes out a few minutes later with tears rolling down his cheeks.  He's like 'I really thought I could do this but we've been married for twenty years.  I just can't.'  Again they take the gun back and tell him it's ok and send him and his wife on their way.  So the third guy comes in and same as before... wife in the next room, they hand him a gun and tell him to kill his wife.  As soon as the guy goes into the room they hear BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG! ..and then silence.  Then they hear this horrible crashing sound that goes on for about a minute.  Finally the guy comes out of the room, hands the gun back and says 'this damn gun you gave me was full of blanks!  I had to beat her to death with the chair!'".</strong>