<div class="floatleft">(https://i.imgur.com/QtIRSvW.png)</div><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong>DEADPOOL</strong></span><br/><strong>Name:</strong>Wade!<br/><strong>Age:</strong>Unknown<br/><strong>Gender Identity:</strong>Male<br/><strong>Location/Time:</strong>Near a fireplace!<br/><strong>Description/Wearing:</strong>Typical Deadpool Regalia<br/><br/><hr/><br/>Deadpool reacted to Scott blowing a hole in the mansion the way anyone would. He flipped to one of the blank cards in his trivia pack, pulled out a pen, and wrote in his exceptional handwriting<em>"who ruined Christmas by blowing a hole in the ceiling of the X-Mansion?"</em>Of course he spoke the same words outloud to himself as he wrote it.<br/><br/>But of course this just provided an opening for Deadpol to be robbed of his cookies by...Deadpool?<br/><br/><strong>"Oh no you don't!"</strong>He snapped.<strong>"Only creatures that reproduce asexually like Spiderman have clones! There's just one Deadpool! You tell me what universe you're from so I can .... oh. Morph. Phew. I was really worried where they were going with this for a second."</strong>Deadpool plopped back down in his chair, speaking vague of the 'they' that controlled this universe. The illuminati? The celestials? Those people Deadpool insisted controlled reality and were only motivated by triggering incels on Youtube for some reason? The rest of Morph's performance got a suitable applause.<br/><br/>Deadpool was actually quite impressed.<strong>"Hey look at that a mutant, using their powers for good!"</strong>He snarkily implied some of the others might not be living up to that promise, glancing innocently at the hole in the ceiling, and then Pietro's way just in time to see what came next.<br/><br/>Deadpool watched Rogue take her revenge and stage whispered to Morph,<strong>"Wow, glad I didn't say anything to piss <em>her</em> off!"</strong><br/><br/>Deadpool perked up though as Quicksilver asked if he could seat in Beast's lap while Beast read Christmas stories!<strong>"Can I?"</strong>He asked, starry-eyed wonder in his voice. To Quicksilver's other comment he just turned and stared blankly and then stated,<strong>"I don't get it. Explain it to me. Sketch it if you have to."</strong><br/><br/>Bounding to his feet Deadpool walked to Scott and clapped a hand on his shoulder like the old friends they weren't.<strong>"Scott buddy, listen, Jean is obviously upset. She needs to talk to someone she loves right now."</strong>Deadpool paused and turned to the door eagerly. A second passed.<strong>"Darn, I was hoping Wolverine would walk in."</strong>He sighed, and turned back,<strong>"Guess I'll have to hold up that end of the triangle tonight."</strong><br/><br/>Grabbing the Wolverine sweater from Quicksilver, Deadpool pulled it on over his costume and strode in his exaggerated march into the kitchen.<strong>"No need to thank me, us mutants gotta stick together after all!"</strong><br/>