<div class="floatright">(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/9/94/Coco_monochrome.jpg)</div><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Ventura</em></span><br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: arial;"><strong>Tagging:</strong> Tozispix<br/><strong>Location:</strong> Precinct Two: The Mandolin<br/>HP: 24/24 | AC: 14 | Spell DC: 13 | Spell Slots: 2nd - ●●<br/>Active Effects: Disguise Self</span><br/><hr/><hr/>Ventura facepalmed as the horrible monster forced its way out of the barrel and skittered away. As long as it didn't eat anyone important, it wasn't her problem. The still one, though... she knew a lot of things that<em>gurgled</em>and none of them were good. More importantly, none of them would be remotely of use to her.<br/><br/>"Darling," she beckoned with a finger to Tozispix, "how many of those pyrotechnics do you have ready already, and how big is the payload? I'd like to enlist your assistance in disposing of some dangerous materials, and the tried-and-true method of doing so safely is to blow them up as thoroughly as possible."<br/><br/>"You, meanwhile," she crossed the distance between herself and the delivery elf with one long<em>vault</em>and lifted the elf boy by his collar, "will have a great deal to answer for unless you can provide me with a truly spectacular permit fee or a great deal of very interesting information in the next ten seconds. Ten... nine..."