<div class="floatleft">(http://img08.deviantart.net/94fe/i/2013/023/2/4/tingle_in_hd_by_largestupidity-d5sie9v.png)</div><strong>Name:</strong>Tingle<br/><strong>Location:</strong>Killzone<br/><strong>Tagging:</strong><strong>Mentioned:</strong>Everyone in some shape or another.<br/><hr/><br/>Waking up in what would appear to be a small hut in the middle of a swamp, Tingle awoke with something of a loud yawn, some spittle dripping from the side of his cheek that continued to slobber on a very dingy and unwashed pillow. Wiping some of it off, he went to get dressed from his dingy clothes and overbearing belly hanging from his shirt and concave belly button. He dressed in his Hero's clothes to get ready for his day job, he would hate to have his father come looking for him while there was still daylight.<br/><br/>Stepping out of his hut, the small thirty-five year old began to do his morning(afternoon) stretches. Keeping to a routine that could only be inspired by his old BFF Link, wanting to maximize his already special physique. Looking towards the water in the swamp, Tingle would make several different faces as he marveled at himself, thinking that it would not take much longer for him to get that perfect body that he so much wanted to have. From an outside perspective, one would think that it was strange that this slightly aged small figure marveling at himself with belly slightly exposed, thankfully no one would be subject to the horrifying image.<br/><br/>Seeing himself in the reflection of the brackish water, Tingle would notice a small cloud floating nearby with some strange person on it, and though the cloud kept moving something fell off it and slowly floated downward to Tingle's outstretched hand. Opening what would seem to be a letter, Tingle would read it very carefully. Slowly his features would transform to what the contents revealed, his tiny heart beating in realization... This was it! It was his time to prove himself! After all this time he would finally prove himself to obtain his own Fairy! Now was the time to claim his destiny! Now was the time to make something of himself and no longer be looked down on by his father. He wasn't crazy and all this time his wishes would be granted by this one little letter... In his haste, he hurriedly got his balloon and pen/paper to circle Yes with added exclamation points to hurry it up.<br/><br/>It only took a blink to find himself on the foyer of what would seem to be a castle, thinking that royalty had summoned him to ask of him to that of a hero. He awaited the servants, the pretty ladies, the marvelous gems that awaited his new improved life... Only to find a small orange creature that had profanity in every word it said. In fact, it had so much profanity that Tingle could only see the @!#?@!  appearing from it's speech bubble. It was unintelligible to Tingle so he just simply waved towards the creature to direct him to the King or Queen of this place, not really caring which he saw. Unless it was a princess, he would think several thoughts if it was a princess that where not altogether pleasant in company. Even going to so far as to lick his finger-tips to straighten his eyebrows  from their usual almost uni-brow appearance... It did not work.<br/><br/>Following the orange creature, Tingle would then go into a strange looking door that automatically moved by itself when the creature pushed a few buttons. There was some drool when Tingle saw this, because he had never really seen this sort of thing before, living predominantly in Swamp side of Termina. Things like an elevator was truly something of magical legend and Tingle thought himself far more important than he initially thought, which has it's own implications in and of itself. For the most part, Tingle would look slack-jawed at the whole majesty of what the building held, even though their was not hardly a soul in it with the one exception of the small orange thing that led him here.<br/><br/>Of course, in this narcissistic/awe moment he was enraptured in, Tingle did not really notice any of the others nor did he notice the little orange thing say in it's own little way that was goodbye. In that split moment, Tingle's thoughts mirrored that of the intelligible profanity.<br/><br/>Then he appeared with a group of impressive looking warriors, not knowing who or what they are or why he was specifically here. Until the Blonde guy(Guile) began speaking and revealing the others around him. Tingle of course had something of a snot bubble hanging from his nose during the whole introduction and his legs began to shake when he heard that this was some sort of boot-camp. Then the others would make their introductions, Tingle would begin to think to himself that he had made a big mistake about where he was and what this place was for. Still, the others looked dangerous, and though Tingle would tense up, their would be an audible fart coming from his puckered up ass-cheeks. He hoped no one heard that...probably not. (They all did)<br/><br/>As if to make things worse, he then noticed that he could not grab a hold his balloons with what seem to be a gesture of support of stress. Looking down his Hero clothes where gone as well!.... and what would normally hide his out of weight exterior was now fully seen through the new uniform as his bulging belly would over-extend out of his waist-line. Simultaneously, a man practically fell down from terror, Tingle understood his pain...until he cried about his mustache...then did Tingle know that guy was a weirdo. It was like watching the Happy Mask Salesman all over again...<br/><br/>When his turn eventually came, he was struck with stage fright. Not finding the words for a moment, his mind racing at what to say. Come on! This is your time! You have nothing to lose! He then belted out,<strong>"TINGLE!"</strong>The release of volume making him fart again. Then  controlling his broken voice (and bowels) he said barely above a whisper,<strong> "Of Nintendo, Termina Swamp...<span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 10pt;">I want to be hero</span>....<span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 8pt;">Can I have a fairy pal too?</span>....<span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 6pt;">please.</span></strong><br/><br/><hr/>1009 words<br/>+3 exp<br/>