Quagmire Quotes:<br/><br/>" I'll have to use the Vulcan V meld.."<br/><br/>" Put your wrists over my crotch Joe, I'll use my Swiss Army Knife penis, Peter, the metal on your cuffs is heavier, I'll have to use Acetylene Torch penis. Don't look straight into the light! The STD's I got makes it brighter..."