"Ben, don't joke about...that...I'm not the Captain...the only one deserving that title is our Pilot, the Lady Montoya.  You can call me Krip, informally, or Chief, formally, just don't call me Sir.  Fair?  Your room's here.  Alice will brief you.  I need to run diags on the system... Oh, how well do you know guns...I need to tear one down that's developing a blast drag....Have to depends on our tools of the trade..."