<div class="floatleft">(https://petazi.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/black-cat.jpg)</div><strong>Name:</strong>Felix Parker (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=300120.msg14672211#msg14672211)<br/><strong>Pet Name:</strong>Smokey<br/><strong>Breed:</strong>Black Cat<br/><strong>Wearing:</strong>Burgundy sweater, blue jeans, and sneakers. By the time he reaches the castle, he'll be wearing something different.<br/><strong>Location:</strong>Pam's apartment, London, England, and then Catmandu Palace, Catmandu<br/><strong>Tagging:</strong>Everyone, Open<br/><strong>Content:</strong>Black cat mischief.<br/><hr/><br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: georgia;">Purrs endlessly rolled from the black cat as he laid contently upon the warm, creamy flesh of his owner. She was lying in bed next to her mate—some random Human male she found somewhere. Whoever he was, Felix knew that he wouldn’t come between he and Pam. He was laying between the mounds of her pink breasts, his eyes closed in content, and tail swaying back and forth like a pendulum across her flat stomach. Pam’s mate, Stephen, seemed to watch Smokey. His head was held boredly in the palm of his hand as he watched Pam cup the black cat’s face and drag her nails across his cheeks. If Stephen didn’t know any better, with how the male cat was sprawled almost possessively over his girlfriend, he would have suspected him to be trying to get in the way of their relationship.<br/><br/>“Are we gonna fuck or what?” Stephen asked.<br/><br/>Pam smiled in amusement, hearing the jealousy in her boyfriend’s voice. “Stephen, are you jealous of Smokey?”<br/><br/><em>’Course he is,</em> Smokey thought as he continued to purr. His paw even stretched out to lay over Pam’s tit, which made Stephen frown a little.<br/><br/>“As hot as it is to see your cat sprawled all over your naked, seductive body, I wish it were me,” Stephen answered with a smirk.<br/><br/>Pam giggled and gave Smokey a kiss to the top of his head. Suddenly, her hands were at his sides and he was lifted into her arms. Smokey’s content eyes opened in surprise.<br/><br/><em>Wait! What?</em> the cat thought.<br/><br/>Pam carried him over to the bedroom door and dropped him off outside before she closed it. Smokey whirled, staring wide-eyed up at the door.<br/><br/><em>What a load of bollocks!</em> Smokey thought. He pawed at the door and started to meow loudly.<br/><br/>Entangled with Stephen, Pam glanced over at the door. “Oh, he’s mad now.”<br/><br/>“He can wait his turn,” Stephen rumbled before he pressed his lips against Pam’s neck.<br/><br/><em>I can’t believe this! She put me out for that wanker!</em> Smokey thought. He could already hear them yowling like two dumpster cats. The black cat immediately thought about the windowsill. He could reach it if he took the fire escape. As Felix turned to execute his Plan B, he paused when he saw a man in white robes standing before him. His hands were tucked into the sleeves of his clothing and his hood was low over his face. Obviously, it was a priest of Bastet.<br/><br/>“Lord Felix, the king requests your presence at his castle. Have you forgotten that it’s Bast Day?” the monk informed.<br/><br/>The black cat lazily flopped over onto his side and began dragging his tongue nonchalantly across his paw. “Already? I guess I had forgotten. I’m uh…a tad busy at the moment.”<br/><br/>He couldn’t see the monk’s face but he could hear him bristle in his tone: “My lord, you cannot refuse the king or skip this ceremony lest you wish to upset the goddess!”<br/><br/>Felix stopped licking his paw and slowly blinked his golden eyes. “I’m not sayin’ that I’m goin’ ta’ skip his lord’s ceremony. I’m sayin’ that I am busy, and I’ll be there later.”<br/><br/>“What could you possibly be doing that is more important than the king’s summons?”<br/><br/>Pam’s loud moans were soon heard through the door along with the thumping of the headboard against the wall. If not for his cowl, the monk’s face would have been glowing red. The eternally celibate cat was gradually aroused but what he heard, his mind could only imagine what was happening in the bedroom. Felix watched as a knob formed against the monk’s robes. Twitching an ear, his cat-like maw curled in amusement: “My master found a new mate. I can’t let’im come between us. Also, you might want to fix that, mate. ‘Not very priestly.”<br/><br/>He pointed with his paw at the monk’s crotch. The monk’s hands immediately clapped over his erection as he dropped to his knees and started praying for forgiveness to the goddess. Felix rolled his eyes and rose to his paws. Bending forward to flex his back, he groaned softly before he straightened. “You go take care of that. I got an operation to execute. Operation Cockblock!”<br/><br/>As the black cat scurried away, the monk growled, “You can’t! You must leave at once!”<br/><br/>The black cat raced into the kitchen and pawed open one of the cabinet doors. He slipped inside and then emerged outside, stepping out from behind a dumpster. It was drizzling in London. The sky was rarely ever blue, but the weather didn’t stop the dumpster cats from mingling. Tabbies, blues, and calicos sat upon the edge of the dumpster munching on the remains of cheeseburger and fish parts.<br/><br/>“Oi, it’s Felix!” one cat greeted.<br/><br/>“Come fo’ a bite, Blacky?”<br/><br/>Felix glanced up at the other cats and chuckled, “No thanks. I already ate.”<br/><br/>“Heh, look at ‘im. Trash is too good for ‘im now that he’s no longa’ a stray!”<br/><br/>Prowling into the mouth of the alley were two sphynx cats. All the cats regarded them, and then looked down at Felix. “You’re in trouble now, mate!”<br/><br/>Felix growled. So much for his Plan B. He would have to give the wrinkly cats the slip! The black cat bolted opposite of the cats, and as he raced down the alley, he saw two more sphynx cats at the other end trying to put him in a pinch. The black cat leaped for the fire escape ladder and a human hand caught the rung. Felix had transformed into a man wearing a burgundy, long-sleeve sweater with blue jeans and sneakers. He quickly scaled the ladder to the fire escape and raced up the steps, purposefully making a clatter. When he reached Pam’s bedroom window, he gave it a loud knock and he shouted, “WOooOoo! What’s goin’ on in here?”<br/><br/>Pam and Stephen instantly separated and glanced frightfully over to the window to see some weirdo. <br/><br/>“Who the fuck is that?” Stephen growled.<br/><br/>Pam raised the blankets to cover her nakedness. “What a sick fuck. Make him go away!”<br/><br/>As Stephen threw back the covers and shamelessly strode over to the window, Felix was already fleeing up the next fire escape ladder to the roof. Stephen unlocked the window and shouted up at the guy.<br/><br/>“If I ever see you again, I’m gonna call the cops!” Stephen roared.<br/><br/>Once Felix had reached the roof, he ran to the corner as the monks started to wink onto the roof and jumped off. He transformed back into a black cat, landed upon the steel railing, and sprang through the window just as Stephen was closing it. Stephen jumped in fright when he saw the black shadow pass through. His eyes followed the blur as it raced across the room to leap into the bed with Pam.<br/><br/>“Smokey?” Pam said in surprise.<br/><br/><em>That fucking cat</em>, Stephen thought as he closed and locked the window, and pulled down the blind.<br/><br/>Smokey was once again in Pam’s arms. She scratched as his cheeks and cooed at him. Stephen turned around to see Pam giving Felix her love and attention. The black cat opened a single gold eye and gazed at Stephen before his paw reached out to squish against her pink, pert breast. Stephen started to wonder if he was going insane, but he swore Smokey was fucking with him. He was just a stupid cat any way. He marched over to Pam and grasped Smokey by the scruff.<br/><br/>Smokey made an over-dramatic yowl of pain that made Pam exclaim, “Stop! You’re hurting him!”<br/><br/>Stephen shouted back, “I’m barely hurting him!”<br/><br/>Opening the bedroom door, he threw the black cat out and slammed it closed. As Felix landed on the carpet, the five sphynx cats surrounded him in human form, directing their white forked polearms at him. The cat gazed in a circle at the monks and proudly listened to the argument he had stirred in the bedroom. The black cat was contained in a magical cat carrier and was soon transported to Catmandu. The monk with the cat carrier walked into the throne room and set it down to the right of Sora and Agma. Unlocking the door, he opened it and the black cat casually emerged as though there was no shame in appearing at the royal court in such a manner.<br/><br/>“Evenin’ chaps!” he greeted Sora and Agma before he bowed in cat form before the royal family. “Your Majesties.”<br/><br/>Felix then looked over at Sora and how she was handsomely dressed. “You’re lookin’ smashin’ tonight. I see you didn’t bring the board.”<br/><br/>He then peered over at Agma: “Now I just feel under-dressed.” It was hard to tell since he was still wearing his fur.</span>