"Believe me dear, no one knows how cruel humans can be quite like a demon can", he said sighing, "My people practically thrive on the sins and treacheries of the human species". "I'd say you're luckier for not having met those two beasts, rudest things in the ocean", he said smirking. "My age all depends on who you ask really. For the humans' sake I'm 18 but people like us are aware that I've been around a lot longer than that. I stopped counting after some time but one of my earliest memories was fighting in a spartan war", he said smiling. "How about you, love?", he asked, clearing his throat when he noticed the slip of tongue, "Sorry, slips out from time to time".