<div class="floatleft">(https://i.imgur.com/mbRVhaJ.jpg)</div><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong>DEADPOOL</strong></span><br/><strong>Name:</strong>Wade!<br/><strong>Age:</strong>Unknown<br/><strong>Gender Identity:</strong>Male<br/><strong>Location/Time:</strong>Cartoon Wonderland!<br/><strong>Description/Wearing:</strong>Typical Deadpool Regalia w/Christmas Sweater!<br/><br/><hr/><br/>Deadpool had just had time to register what Cyclops had said when he found himself dumped off of Santa's lap!<br/><br/><strong>"Wyngarde?!?"</strong>He said, throwing his hands to his face in an 'oh no' gesture, he then side-whispered to Scott,<strong>"Is it Jason, Martinique, or Regan? It will effect my quipping!"</strong><br/><br/>But even as he asked a much more serious issue was coming to his attention!<br/><br/><strong>"What? No presents to Cyclops!?!"</strong>Deadpool sprang to his feet, incensed.<br/><br/>He pointed one finger at Scott and the other hand angrily held to his hip as he shouted.<strong>"Do you know all the opportunities this man gives up just be to be "nice!"?</strong>He demanded of Santa.<strong>"Do you know how many hot adversaries he HASN'T cheated on Jean with?!? Do you know how many orphans he's rescued thanklessly? Do you you know how much abuse he takes so other mutants don't have to? And you're telling me HE isn't nice enough for presents!"</strong><br/><br/>Deadpool shook his head sighing.<strong>"I'm disappointed in you Santa, real disappointed."</strong><br/><br/>A pair of semi-autos had appeared in Deadpool's hands, both aimed at the jolly old elf.<br/><br/><strong>"Better check that list again, Kringle."</strong>Deadpool menaced, then paused.<br/><br/><strong>"Anyone else feeling <em>deja vu</em>?"</strong>