<hr/><div class="floatleft">(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x158/Punstarr/CaptainIndestructible.jpg)</div><strong>Name:</strong>Jake Stansz<br/><strong>Nom De Guerre:</strong>Captain Indestructible<br/><strong>Position/Grade:</strong>Gym Teacher / Football Coach<br/><strong>Location:</strong>Assembly Hall<br/><strong>Tagging:</strong>Carter, Hector, Zhang, Austin<br/><hr/><br/>Captain Indestructible had been standing leaned against the far wall behind the tables that the staff sat at, watching the proceedings in his civilian clothing.  There certainly were quite a few more students this year than there had been in the past from what he had been told.  A lot of new faces were rounding out the student population.  He watched as students began to mingle as they waited for the Principal to arrive.  He knew it would be another few minutes before Neutron came out and gave his rousing speech.  In the meantime, he would be vigilant for- he stopped, cocking his head as the windows shook and glancing at the door.  Sure enough it burst dramatically open a moment later and trouble walked in... trouble with the name of Carter.  He sighed a touch and shook his head, pushing off from the wall and walking to stand beside the podium as he looked to Carter with a stern look on his face.<br/><br/><strong>"Carter!  I've told you before... slow down on campus!  You want to run, that's what the woods or the track is for."</strong><br/><br/>He turned to note the seated teacher and councilor nearby with a nod.  Hector he had never really gotten on with too well.  He reminded him a lot of one of those creepy nerds who brought a gun to school one day and killed a dozen people.  He had tried talking to him in the past, but it usually ended with Hector talking down to him and brushing him off, all the while making the Captain feel dumb on some level.  He wasn't the most personable person, that was for certain.  Now Zhang on the other hand, she was the opposite  She was always a pleasure to talk to and look at.  He offered a polite nod to Hector and a slightly flirty smile to Zhang.<br/><br/>He was about to walk over and talk to her when the sound of Albert's voice was heard from the podium.  He turned, expecting to see the Principal and instead saw a bird... looked like a parrot to him.  He blinked, not really sure what was going on until the bird continued to speak and started to sing.  He knew who it was at that point.  He smirked and as the other students started to sing along, he shook his head and moved to the podium.<br/><br/><strong>"That's quite enough of that, Polly.  Go on, take your seat.  The real Principal will be out in a minute."</strong>