<div class="floatleft">(http://img06.deviantart.net/e492/i/2007/163/c/8/wrestle_girl1_by_sergevirusx.jpg)</div><strong><em>Jodie Maxton (aka Patriot Maxi)</em> S: 4 L: 3 U: 2 T: 4</strong><br/><br/>With all the orcs down for the count, Patriot Maxi simply dusts herself off, readjusting her costume and making herself look "presentable" again. The thought of taking on the woman's panties briefly crossed her mind, but there was no way those tiger stripes would fit with her red and blue ensemble of freedom and justice. Pass.<br/><br/>Eventually the police arrived, and Maxi wondered if she was going to get arrested for this: the last time she started a fight in a starbucks she did, although she managed to get off the hook thanks to her agent. Fortunately for her, the police around her seemed to be keen on what went down here, and even seemed to be on her side! Lucky her! "Name's Patriot Maxi! Don't wear it out!" Maxi said as proudly as any patriot fighter could. "I'm just glad I could defend peace, justice and the American way!"<br/><br/>However, her expression rapidly changes from pride to something completely different, like she just realized something. She immediately dashes over to one of the baristas, hopping up and down excitedly and saying, "I finally figured it out! I want it tall and black!" She said with a giggle.<br/><br/>Yes, it took her all this time to realize she just wanted a regular coffee. This is why you don't give a bimbo options.