(Opening visual: a long, low angle shot of a huge tourist-trap cowboy boot next to a dusty and abandoned gas station.  There are hulks of rusty, dusty junk that used to be cars, tumbleweeds rolling by, and the only sign of life is a young woman in a denim biker vest and worn jeans who steps into the picture a moment later.  The back of her vest has a thunderbird under the word 'Stormbringer'.  She seems to be wearing a sinister dark metal gauntlet and vambrace on her left arm...)<br/><br/>HellBabe VO:  Momma always said there'd be days that proved one truth above all others.<br/><br/>(She walks slowly, confidently, toward the hulks...over her shoulder, a curious emblem on the side of the cowboy boot becomes visible--a faded scarab beetle and a swastika in a circle.)<br/><br/>HellBabe VO:  Namely, that when you're up to your ass in alligators<br/><br/>(Reaching one of the hulks, she bends at the waist to rummage around in the remains of the driver.  The camera angle shifts to a frontal close-up, providing a nice view of her ample cleavage and she grabs something and pulls it up into the daylight.)<br/><br/>HellBabe VO:  ...you must be going the right way.<br/><br/>(As she straightens up with her find, the angle shifts again--this time a medium shot right over the top of the car as she brings the medallion in her hands up to eye level.  It's a scarab beetle...)<br/><br/>HellBabe: "I was right!  He was here!  I'm getting warmer."<br/><br/>(Over her shoulder, a pack of faminshed looking coyotes slinks out of the gas station and approaches her with sinister intent.)<br/><br/>HellBabe: "Which means..."<br/><br/>(She spins just as the 'dogs' transform themselves into humanoid demons!  The young woman just grins and cracks her knuckles as the camera pans around and around, showing clearly that she's surrounded and heavily outnumbered.  As the camera stops, she laughs and flexes her gauntleted hand.)<br/><br/>HellBabe: "I guess we do this the fun way, huh?"<br/><br/>(The crowd is joined by another, much larger canine demon.  It shoves its way to the front of the crowd as if challenging her personally.)<br/><br/>HellBabe: "Lord Anubis, I presume?"<br/><br/>(The greater demon tosses its head and bellows at her.)<br/><br/>HellBabe: "No, actually, I'm looking for someone.  You must have met him."  (She holds her hand up above her head.)  "About so tall, bright red, big stone hand..."<br/><br/>(One of the lesser demons charges her, and she swings her left hand wildly to block its bite attack!  Instead of her head, it gets a mouthful of her left arm!  A moment later it howls in pain and pulls back--its teeth have shattered on the metal.  She follows up by giving it a left hook and stomping on its instep.  Another demon leaps into the fray!  Then another and another.)<br/><br/>HellBabe: "Wanna play rough, huh?  Fine with me!"<br/><br/>(She kicks one, grabs another by the throat and uses it to block a third.  More would join in, but their Boss Monster gestures for them to hold back.  It almost looks worried about something...and in another moment, all four of her initial attackers are down, dispatched viciously.  Raising her eyes to meet those of 'Lord Anubis', the woman gives him a feral grin even as she delivers a final chest-crushing stomp to one of his minions.)<br/><br/>HellBabe: "Please allow me to introduce myself.  I'm a girl of wealth and taste."<br/><br/>(She cracks her neck.  Her eyes suddenly flash a virulent, nasty green.)<br/><br/>HellBabe:  "Come get some!"<br/><br/>(The howling mob of angry minions closes on her...)<br/><br/>(Cut to black for five seconds, along with assorted sounds of extreme violence being done to bodies.)<br/><br/>(Cut to Hellbabe looking around at the remains of the rest-stop.  The gas station is burning.  Bodies litter the entire area.  There is no sign of the Lord Anubis.  She pouts at the wreckage, then walks through it as casually as she arrived, finally reaching a motorcycle off to one side.  Mounting up, shaking her head, she kicks the engine into life.  The wheels burst into flame as she does this...)<br/><br/>HellBabe VO:  He can't run forever!  And when I catch up to his sorry ass...<br/><br/>(She turns the bike onto the freeway and opens up the throttle.)<br/><br/>HellBabe VO:  There<em>will</em>be Hell to pay!<br/><br/>(The motorcycle rapidly speeds into the distance, leaving a trail of fire along the road, and the soundtrack swells the opening notes of Deep Purple's Stormbringer.)<br/><br/>(End scene)<br/><br/>