ok....so a Greek and a Roman are arguing over who's civilization was the best. The Greek says "we invented philosophy, democracy, conquered the known world"  to which the Roman responds "Well we conquered what parts of the world we wanted, and held them for much longer, not to mention that we built upon your own findings in philosophy to learn even more about the human condition" finding himself slightly on the disadvantage the Greek says "Well we invented sexual exploration" and the Roman responds "Well....we introduced it to women"