"Preposterous those spells are for defense only, and you shouldn't go around accusing others of events you know nothing about, Greenskin! And I don't steal ladie's undergarment's!" The wizard scoffed. "He right, there no way he gotten in any panties in a long time, but with all seriousness. This isn't the first time someone broke into his room. Just be glad you didn't touch his spellbook you'd be burnt, shocked, poisoned, insane, turned to stone, melting, on another plane." Luacian said joking about some dead serous of others. (DC 28 spellcraft to know what he's talking about!)<br/><br/>[Hey I don't really condone metagaming, so keep it at a minimal.]