--<strong>Gorvis Wendelin - Getting terribly irritated.</strong>--<br/><strong>-- HP:</strong><em>20/20</em><strong>AC:</strong><em>20</em><br/><hr/><br/>Gorvis uttered a vulgar oath as the man blinked blearily back at him, scurrying backwards before he'd gotten a chance to properly collect himself.  He was hoping that the man would have had the good sense to simply sleep through all the excitement, but it seemed that fate had conspired against the gnome to slather his hands with yet more blood.  Unless...<br/><br/>Noting the presence of the armed thief at the guard's back, a clever plan came to mind.  Perhaps he<em>didn't</em>need to kill anyone else today.  A truly terrifying grin spread across Gorvis' waxen features, and the way the shadows played across his face, the little fellow looked like a man possessed.<br/><br/>"If I were you, I wouldn't get up," he hissed, taking a single step to the side.  "Your fellows didn't have the sense to listen, so I had to kill them.  One.  By.<em>One.</em>"  The man with the hole blown through his chest was still smoking from the heat of the ray, and even from this distance one could surely see the horse without its rider, and the magical flames still crackling from the underbrush.  "So you have two options.  Listen to me, and pretend you're still having pleasant dreams, or..."<br/><br/>His lips parted, revealing rows upon rows of little sharpened teeth.  "Or I'll roast you on a spit like a suckling pig."<br/><br/>[Intimidate] 1d20+2= 22 (Natural 20) (http://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=25950)<br/><br/>The gnome felt the prickling in the air, but didn't let it ruin his act.  Divination, perhaps?  But who would wish to spy upon them, and why?<br/><br/>[Knowledge (Arcane)] 1d20+8= 25 (http://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=25951)