<strong><em>Elijah, Maddi, and more fish jokes</em></strong><br/><br/>Elijah was constantly amazed by this bundle of energy he had fallen in love with.  With a lot of effort on both their parts, they managed to land the large fish.  It was nothing that Elijah had yet seen on the beach side of the reef.  Perhaps it was a deeper water fish.  At any rate, Maddi was certainly correct that they were done fishing for the day.  This would feed all of them for a couple of days.  He loved her kisses, and even though he had already had sex twice today, he felt a stirring...but knocked the image down.  At this rate, he'd be dead before his next birthday.<br/><br/>Elijah watched Maddi strap the fish to her side with her belt.  "So Maddi, later, if I tell you it smells a bit like fish, you won't take it the wrong way will you?"  He watched her reaction loving every emotion that shone on her face.<br/><br/>"I'll let you swim with the bait attached to you, maybe we'll get lucky and you catch a few more on the way in.  Even if you lose it, it won't matter to me, since there's only one thing I've caught around here worth keeping."<br/><br/>For all their teasing back and forth they managed to get back to the beach fairly efficiently.  "Shall we bring home our catch, O mighty huntress?  I'm secure enough in my manhood to say mine is way bigger than yours and have it not be a dick joke...ehmmm...now that I think about it, there's no way that could be anything but a dick joke."  He looked at Maddi adjusting the fish on her hip, "Penis envy?  If you keep playing with it, you'll go blind."  The two of them started up the path back towards camp when they heard those immortal words ring out from somewhere up ahead from Kira...<br/><br/>"Des would ya please ride my.... shitter."  Followed by laughter...<br/><br/>