<div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=141836.msg6903827#msg6903827">Quote from: DarkRose15 on 10-09-2012, 20:13:39</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">*wanders in, leaves muffins, and leaves*<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>A panda wanders into a bar, orders the blue plate special. Once it has finished eating, the panda pulls out a gun, fires at the barman, and turns to go.<br/><br/>Well, the police are soon on the trail of the panda and arrest it, but it gets off on a technicality, because at the trial it points out to the judge that it was just doing what pandas are supposed to do. When the judge asks what it means, the panda picks up a natural history book, turns to the section on pandas and points to the line it has underlined which says that "A panda eats shoots and leaves".