"This is Lisandra Sanchez for Fox News. I'm standing at a relief supply site in beleaguered Chile. Normally, it would take days to transport the goods you see behind me," she says.<br/><br/>The reporter is standing in the outdoors, and behind her are tables laden with supplies of water, food, and boxes that look medicinal. Relief workers mill about at the fringes of the screen.<br/><br/>"Today, however, crews are working on a slightly different time-table, thanks to Freedom Force member Happy Trails."<br/><br/>Behind her a sudden streak of motion is visible, and Happy Trails appears out of nowhere, picking supplies off a table. In another flash, he's gone.<br/><br/>"Happy is what some people call a 'speedster,' a superhuman capable of moving at impossible speeds. Today he's putting that ability to use saving lives," Sanchez said.<br/><br/>Happy appears again at the table, and Lisandra turns, looking as though she's about to speak to him when he disappears in a whirlwind of dust.<br/><br/>She turns back to the camera, slight embarrassment on her features. "As you can see, this fleet of foot superhero is working hard. I have with me, though, Marisella Fernandez, coordinator for this supply site."<br/><br/>A pleasantly plump woman with a friendly smile walks into view.<br/><br/>"Miss Fernandez, tell us what it's like to have a superhero on staff," Sanchez asks, moving the microphone toward the woman.<br/><br/>The coordinator's smile broadens. "It's wonderful. Simply wonderful. Can we keep him?" she says with a laugh. "Really, though, we thought it would take us three days to deliver these supplies, but there are people who need them now. People who might die. But with Happy ... he'll be done before the day is through, and that's just by himself. That allows us to focus our human resources on other emergencies."<br/><br/>"He sounds like a godsend," Sanchez comments.<br/><br/>Happy appears again in a flash, and the reporter breaks off from Fernandez, turning to try and get the hero's attention again. As before, he zips away as swiftly as he appeared.<br/><br/>Sanchez returns her gaze to the camera. She touches her ear lightly, hearing a message on her communicator. "Well, until we can catch Happy Trails in a still moment, we'll show you an exclusive interview I had with him earlier today during our helicopter ride here. This is Lisandra Sanchez, Fox News."<br/><br/>Lisandra lowers her microphone as the red light goes out on the camera. She thanks the coordinator, who shakes her hand and quickly walks back to her work.<br/><br/>"Goddamnit, did you get him at all?" the reporter asked her cameraman, the perma-smile sliding off her face.<br/><br/>He shook his head in the negative as he lowered his rig. "Not really. Only when he stopped to pick something up."<br/><br/>She sighed, glancing as Happy appeared and disappeared yet again.<br/><br/>"Okay, let's do this," she said. "I heard Flashcard almost got himself killed this morning. Let's go find him. Maybe he'll do it again."<br/><br/>The news crew gathered their gear and moved on. Workers continued their labors, becoming oblivious to the flashes that accompanied the gradually shrinking pile of supplies.<br/><br/>