Irishman walks into a bar with a huge bag under his arm. The barman says, "Hey Paddy, what's in the bag?"<br/><br/>Paddy scowls and says "A deaf leprechaun". He reaches into the bag and pulls out a real live leprechaun.<br/><br/>The barman looks at it and says, "Well bless me! A leprechaun! But, why d'ye say t'is deaf?"<br/><br/>Paddy shrugs and reaches into the bag again and pulls out what looks like a toy grand piano, about the right size for GI Joe or Barbie to play. The bar man is about to speak, when Paddy hushes him and reaches into the bag again. This time he pulls out a GI-Joe sized man in a black tail-coat and white tie. The little man sits down at the piano and begins to play. Soon the bar is filled with the wonderful tones of Rachmaninov's Piano Concerto No. 2.<br/><br/>The barman looks and Paddy and shrugs. "So?"<br/><br/>Paddy says, "I didn't ask for a twelve inch pianist!"