<strong>Evie - Kill it....NOW</strong><br/><br/>"Kill it" she began in a low voice.  "Kill it, kill it, kill it." She continued, her voice climbing up the scale.  "KILL IT" another octave higher.  She pulled her legs up and reached for a discarded boot of Vern's that was laying against the sofa.<br/><br/>"I'm going to squash it" she threatened, hardly able to hold the boot, but she had such a fear of it, but she wouldn't let it beat her.  He would have squished Mark Anthony at this rate.<br/><br/>"I cant stand football and I hate spiders, so I would do something if I was you" she told him, trying not to shake too much as the huge hairy brute seemed to dance some weird death ritual in front of her.<br/><br/>"KILL THE FUCKING THING" she screamed, throwing the boot at the spider.  Sadly it missed the spider but hit the TV.  Evie knew it wasn't good when the TV exploded and filled the room with a waft of smoke.<br/><br/>"Oops" she said meekly, "that was meant for that creepy thing." She said pointing at the table to find it suddenly spiderless..."wheres the bastard gone? WHERE HAS THAT 8 LEGGED FREAK GONE TOO!" she screamed, getting more and more hysterical...<br/>