I wouldn't think we really have scope for a gamekeeper position since its implied we already have security men in the grounds - and considerable private firepower.<br/><br/>Mathim, I really like the way you're portraying Alex, he's coming over as very twisted and very evil. Quite a thoroughly nasty piece of work.<br/><br/>And yes, I've suggested that we have a drug available that turns solid waste to a neutral scented and flavoured clear lubricant, so rectums are clean AND well lubricated. You just need to 'squish' out a pint or so of the stuff every 24 hours. I'm sure Amy would be OK with administering that treatment to anyone who wanted it. Heck, we could make it universal and put it in the water or food supply...