Michael "Sarge" O'Shay<br/><br/>Sarge just stood there dumbfounded.  With his age and experience, he thought he had seen it all.  It took him a minute or so to piece together words.<br/><br/>"Okay so let me get this straight," he started up and began pacing back and forth,"The corporate training facility was REALLY a research laboratory, which you worked security at.  On top of that, the company brought in giant, murderous bugs to use as test subjects.  As if THAT wasn't insane enough, you're telling me they got let out by ANOTHER killer E.T. who happens to be some kind of big game hunter who also likes to hunt people.  Then on top of all this, there's another one just like it who came down here to clean up the mess the first one made.  Then FINALLY, the cap on this big mountain of crazy is that you're WORKING with this new one?"<br/><br/>He stopped and gave one of his characteristic 'What the fuck' looks.  The squad had only seen this look once or twice and that was when something happened that even the term 'SNAFU' couldn't cover.<br/><br/>"You know what, Jane.  The most insane part of all this is that I think I believe you.  We enter an empty facility, get attacked by giant bugs, while getting stalked by something else from the ducts.  I can't think of any other way any of this makes any sense."