<div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=114054.msg5402505#msg5402505">Quote from: Aiden on 29-10-2011, 07:08:16</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">Me a perv? Never! Lies and Slander! More floggings for such accusations! <br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>Hah! ... okay too brain drained to think of something witty to go with the Hah! there  ;D so will toss in a joke instead ...<br/><br/>especially for our pirate navigator :P<br/><br/>This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"<br/>And the pirate says...<br/><em> Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!</em>