"You bet your sweet, pretty little ass I am!!"  Came Jaspers reply from just to the right and slightly in back of Kay.  "Nothing could possibly make this day any better... well... unless of course you might be willing to share a ride with me into the city then later tonight we can ditch everyone long enough to have a night of celebration on the town."  This comment was followed by a battle roar of "Eat this walking pile of horse shit!!!"  And the unmistakable sound of a head being bashed in.