Jacobi frowned somewhat.  Apparently he'd made a slight misjudgment.  "Oh.  I see.  Well," he said with an exasperated sigh, "At least some people can take enjoyment out of such...unpleasant things."<br/><br/>He glowered at Dee, who could possibly be classified as a freak of nature by that point.  The normally thin man's stomach had grown at least three sizes, puffing out like a beach ball.  Perhaps there really was something to that whole elasticity theory.  Surely no<em>normal</em>human being could fit that amount of food down into their gullet without becoming nauseous or bursting at the seams.  Then again, the man had paid most of his college tuition through money earned from eating contests, so he supposed that was to be expected.<br/><br/>At last, however, it appeared as though Dee was finally done.  He belched rather rudely, flashing a grin at Jacobi and picking at his teeth with a toothpick...though miraculously enough, his teeth were as white as ever.  "Mmmmf...oh<em>god</em>Jayjay, y'don't know what you missed!  Best food I've had since yesterday!"<br/><br/>Jacobi did his very best not to slap his own face.  "This is the first time you've<em>inhaled</em>food since yesterday...there isn't anything to compare it to!"<br/><br/>Ignoring the boy completely, Dee turned towards Ramses and offered him the same crazed grin.  "Nice ta meet ya Scott!  Seems we agree on a few things, eh?  Life's too short to waste doing things that<em>aren't</em>vacations to giant-babe-filled islands, ehhh?  With any luck I'll be getting the runt here some action, isn't that right Jayjay?"<br/><br/>Jacob mimed throttling Eddie in the air, giving him a look so venomous that one half expected him to keel over.