"You have a woman's bottom, my lady. I'll wager that sweet round pair of peaches has never been forced twixt two splintered planks to plug a leak and save a ship." (Blackadder 2, surprisingly) :)<br/><br/>Another gem from Blackadder 3... "Something is always wrong, Balders. The fact that I am not a millionaire aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino is a constant niggle." (Well quite) :)<br/><br/>One more for the road from Blackadder 2.... "Not to worry, my Lord. The arrow didn't in fact, enter my body. No. By a thousand to one chance, my willy got in the way." (Very silly and very funny, shockingly)