<div class="floatright">(http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd468/sybakrys/Tyler/305takehim2-1.jpg)</div><strong>Cooper talks of crumpets and sausages</strong><br/><br/>Biting into the bap, he soon consumed it before wondering if he should do the same to the ones attached to the younger of the two women, since she seemed to like to tease him with her ample cleavage.<br/><br/>He joined in with a chuckle of his own when it was stated that he knew what to do with his food. He wondered if she was also referring to the possibly of handing more appealing fruits so he finished his food and stood when she mentioned crumpet and sausage. When the younger one asked her mother what Cooper might think of hearing their banter, he felt the need to reassure them that he was the right man for such talk. However, before he opened his mouth he noticed a dark stain upon one of the sheets that they were folding. He did not comment since he was not entirely sure what it was and besides all this talk of sex made him not care to much anyway. So instead, when asked if he could help them with something upstairs, he smiled and said "Absolutely, I assume you still need to flatten the sheets after all. To put it mildly I am all yours."<br/><br/>As they walked, he added "I have to admit that crumpet is by far my favourite treat at this time of day and if you like I can show you both how best to add a sausage to the mix. You know one of those large tasty ones that just slides in the mouth?" He slapped the young one's backside playfully as he said this.<br/>