Jonas Buckingham aka Counselor Dickwad<br/>Age - 27<br/>Head Counselor<br/>Sexuality of Character - Straight<br/>Personality - to the campers he is the gratingly chipper counselor who seems waaaaayyy too happy to be here.  Out of eyesight however, he is a pervert who loves to watch the young girls shower while he masturbated.  He fantasizes that one day, he'll actually get to fuck one of them.<br/>He does not know about the extent of Martha's obsession with him, he just thinks its a crush, since he would never sleep with someone like her, but he uses that crush because she spoils him by hiding the good food for him and him alone.<br/><br/>(http://www.collider.com/wp-content/image-base/People/P/Philip_Seymour_Hoffman/philip_seymour_hoffman_image.jpg)