<div class="floatleft">(http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/eeyore.jpg)</div><br/><strong>Name:</strong>Eeyore<br/><strong>Age:</strong>Undetermined - possibly mid-20's<br/><strong>Gender:</strong>Male<br/><strong>Race:</strong>Ninjassian<br/><strong>Appearance: </strong>Refer to picture @ left.<br/><strong>Position Within the Brothel;</strong>Customer<br/><strong>Eye Color;</strong>Refer to Picture<br/><strong>Hair Color;</strong>Refer to Picture<br/><strong>Hair Style;</strong>Refer to Picture<br/><strong>Jewelry;</strong>A pink bow attached to his tail. This is no ordinary bow as it possess magical qualities that allow for an assortment of uses from it: it can be used to cause explosions, tracking, flight, etc.<br/><strong>Tattoos/Scars/or any other distinguishing marks;</strong>The PURPLE.<br/><strong>Year Born:</strong>Irrelevant<br/><strong>Home World:</strong>From Ashdown Forest, on Planet Pooh.<br/><strong>Plane of Existence; </strong>Ashdown Forest on Planet Pooh, the Christopher Robin Plane of Existence<br/><strong>Racial Traits; </strong>Apart from their natural nimbleness and strength, the most distinguishing thing about the Ninjassian's is that they very well endowed. It has long been thought that those related to Horses have the largest Penis, but this in fact is not true. Even on Earth, the members of the Ass (NinjASSian) Family are the most well hung of all mammals. As if that true snippet wasn't a blow to the Horse world, the Ass Family can also attest to having the best Stamina (up to 30 minutes of rutting before orgasm) while the Horse family can only go for approximately 5 minutes in the best of cases.<br/><strong>Special Abilities:</strong>Enormious Hardoniness + Massivius Ejaculiness<br/><strong>Personality:</strong>The Ninjassians are a quiet race, preferring to keep to themselves in their walled cloisters. It is behind these walls that they practice the Arts of Ninjass, become some of the most able bodied Ninjas in all the universes. As such, Eeyore - the King of the Ninjassians - is the most well respected of his race. But he too keeps to their quiet, reserved nature. They all typically have a realistic outlook on life which leads many to believe that those of the Ninjass are depressed and pessimistic. But Ninjassians have long stood up to the test of time and are the only peoples who have remained calm in virtually every situation thrown at them.<br/><strong>On's/Off's:</strong>No M/M. See On/Offs<br/><strong>Biography:</strong>Eeyore, the King of the Ninjass, full of Awesome and WIN, rose to greatness through the establishment of the Ninjass Academy. He had traveled far and wide previously, learning the ways of the Ninja, which he adopted to the ways of the Ninjass. Returning to his homeland, he established the first school of the Ninjass and soon all Ninjassians (their name since adopted by the school of Ninjass) were required to study in such Academys that quickly sprung up all over the planet. Eeyore became the popular hero and King due to his great gift to his fellow Asses.<br/><br/>But Eeyore did not let this new game get to his head. He still retained his quiet, domestic life and spent a lot of time exploring the wilds of the Ashdown Forest that covered most of his homeworld. He had developed a taste for the leaves of the Mulberry Bush and it was through this that he made an accidental discovery - a cave, hidden behind such a bush, and in it, Prinnies.<br/><br/>How the Prinnies had arrived is anyones guess, but they were eager to follow their new savior - Eeyore - and devoted themselves to his Army. It is lucky for the rest of the Universe that the Ninjass are a relatively peaceful peoples and do not wish world domination - a combined Army of Prinnies and Ninjass would simply be unstoppable. And the Prinnies had a secret of their own.<br/><br/>They had forgotten the true reason behind why they were in that cave but all they knew was that they were standing guard over a Nexus Portal that led Elsewhere. After much study and debate, Eeyore - the intrepid explorer that he was - decided that he alone should explore this mysterious gateway. With the hopes of his peoples on his shoulders, King Eeyore of the Ninjass, full of Awesome and WIN, embarked on his next great adventure by placing one foot in front of the other, stepping into the Portal...