<strong>Herb in the Café: Suddenly invited over for Dinner</strong><br/><br/>How Much Is That Doggie In The Window - Patti Page (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AkLE4X-bbU#)<br/><br/>Herb was beside himself when Fred threw the Molotov wiley-niley into the hall. There was no way to see if it paid off, and he sure as hell didn’t have any on him. There wasn’t much her could do but crab walk from person to person to make sure they were okay. The barking actually didn’t register until it got really close, but by then he only had enough time to wonder why there was so much barking before man’s best friend suddenly decided he looked good enough to eat.<br/><br/>“Now, now, Fido…” he muttered as the armored dogs tensed to strike. It was no use…he doubted they listened to anyone but whatever son of a bitch bred them. As the one dog went airborne, Herb swung his sledgehammer as close to a baseball swing as possible. He was literally working to knock the dog out of the park, but the added follow through could potentially work against the other dog coming from his side. For now, however, his instincts told him to swing for the fences on the arching mutt. In the split time of the swing and the dog’s approach, his mind suddenly churned out “How much is that Doggie in the Window”<br/>