Hello, ladies and gentleman, if you don't mind me calling you one Aiden!<br/><br/>I hear you guys need a substitute teacher, to my profound excitement and tightness in the jeans. I have been warned against excessive madness by Haibane, but will do requests. I see my predecessor at least chose well in creating the character sheet of Roger Corey on the first page of this OOC, and will certainly keep him looking like Jason Statham, but will tweak the character around as and if necessary to my tastes. Was a consensus reached about the size of his cock, for example? I believe around 9 inches tends to be Haibane's preference? ;)<br/><br/>Seeing what's going on, I can't wait to jump into the action. Did Mme. Baudelaire give Roger any instructions for the first day, or shall I just send him over to the pick 'n' mix dormitory?