<div align="center"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;"><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: impact;">Welcome to Zombieland</span></span></div><br/><br/>Recruitment Thread (http://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=85155.msg3748280#msg3748280)<br/>OOC (http://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=86784.0)<br/>IC (http://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=86329.0)<br/><br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: book antiqua;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;">This land isn’t too different from yours. It’s just a land full of zombies and people who have learned to cope with their new, warped society. We aren’t too sure if we’ll ever see a land without zombies or how long we’ll even survive, but you learn to enjoy the little things.<br/><br/><strong>Rule 32</strong>: “Enjoy the little things.”<br/><br/>That’s right, there’s a list of thirty-three rules that if you obey them, they’ll keep you alive. Here they are newbie, memorize them:</span><br/><br/><br/>1.   Cardio<br/>2.   The Double Tap<br/>3.   Beware of Bathrooms<br/>4.   Wear Seat Belts<br/>5.   No Attachments<br/>6.   The “Skillet”<br/>7.   Travel Light<br/>8.   Get a Kick Ass Partner<br/>9.   With your Bare Hands<br/>10.   Don’t Swing Low<br/>11.   Use Your Foot<br/>12.   Bounty Paper Towels<br/>13.   Shake it Off<br/>14.   Always carry a change of underwear<br/>15.   Bowling Ball<br/>16.   Opportunity Knocks<br/>17.   Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)<br/>18.   Limber Up<br/>19.   Break it Up<br/>20.   It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint<br/>21.   Avoid Strip Clubs<br/>22.   When in doubt Know your way out<br/>23.   Ziplock<br/>24.   Use your thumbs<br/>25.   Shoot First<br/>26.   A little sun screen never hurt anybody<br/>27.   Incoming!<br/>28.   Double-Knot your Shoes<br/>29.   The Buddy System<br/>30.   Pack your stain stick<br/>31.   Check the back seat<br/>32.   Enjoy the little things<br/>33.   Swiss army Knife<br/><br/>These rules will keep you alive, and if you become a professional, then you might just make <em>Zombie Kill of the Week</em>. Hope you enjoyed the briefing.<br/><br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: impact;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;">Average Joes and Janes</span></span><br/><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;">This game requires that any player who joins make an average joe or jane. Like the movie Zombieland, you didn’t see any police officers or US soldiers. You will be making a plumber, teacher, druggie, whatever you can think of. Past military experience whether from someone in your character’s family or your character was enlisted once in the past, will not be tolerated. So if you can’t live without being a Chris Redfield, then this game isn’t for you. Average joes and janes will carry weapons that he or she can acquire locally, so if you give your character a weapon that looks like it had to be acquired overseas or by postal means, it won’t be allowed.</span><br/><br/></span><div class="codeheader">Code: <a class="codeoperation" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="return smfSelectText(this);">[Select]</a></div><pre style="margin: 0; padding: 0;"><code class="bbc_code">[b]Name[/b]<br/>[b]Nickname[/b] The name of the city your character comes from.<br/>[b]Age[/b]<br/>[b]Height[/b]<br/>[b]Weight[/b]<br/>[b]Gender[/b]<br/>[b]Virgin[/b] Yes or No.<br/>[b]Cup Size[/b] For females only.<br/>[b]Complexion[/b]<br/>[b]Markings/Tattoos[/b] Scars, tattoos, birth marks...<br/>[b]Accessories[/b] Jewelry<br/>[b]Past Occupation[/b] What was your character before Zombieland?<br/><br/>[b]Appearance[/b] Photo.<br/>[b]Written Appearance[/b] Basic Description.<br/>[b]Personality[/b]<br/>[b]Likes[/b]<br/>[b]Dislikes[/b]<br/>[b]Quirks[/b] Psychological disorders, fetishes, anything weird or socially awkward.<br/>[b]Education[/b] Highest level of education.<br/>[b]Talents[/b] What he or she can do, what they like to do, something they're good at, etc.<br/>[b]Current Ambition[/b] What does he or she hope to do/find? You can say just to survive or see people again, etc.<br/><br/>[b]Weapons[/b] <br/>[b]Items[/b] Items can include a travel pack if your character is wearing one. Just don't forget he has one on him in the RP.</code></pre><br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: impact;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;">Episodes</span></span><br/><br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: book antiqua;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;">I broke this game up into episodes. That way, if anyone ever wishes to quit because each episode is short, they can easily do so and then be replaced by someone else who wishes to join. In this way, the game can keep on rolling. I have only allowed eight people to join this game, but depending on how well I can control this game with everyone in it so far, I may be allowing more to join. So, even if it looks like we have eight people, still sign up if you’re interested. People always drop out or go AWOL for random reasons, so you may just get a chance to play.</span></span><br/><br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: impact;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;">Zombies</span></span><br/><br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: book antiqua;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;">In Zombieland, the undead were like Dawn of the Dead zombies, which means they were quick on their feet. Zombies run the same speed as humans if not faster because of the lack of cardio limitation. They eat people, but apparently, based on what Bill Murray’s character, his character had said that they don’t react to people who look like them. Thus, the zombies in this game are stupid. Because fighting the same kinds of zombies might get old, I will be implementing new zombies to make the game more interesting. Like Left 4 Dead, they may have some grotesque mutations.</span></span><br/><br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: impact;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;">Realism &amp; Logic</span></span><br/><br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: book antiqua;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;">This game is modern-realistic, which means you need to react to the situations in character as you would IRL. You must also know and play your character to his or her full potential. Just because you might have responded to a situation a certain way IRL, does not mean your character would have. So you need to learn your character’s personality and learn to follow it. Players that break the fourth wall, will make this game end early because I honestly can’t stand to read unrealistic, embellished, god-mode, ridiculous crap. So if your character is going to have sex with someone: 1) the player needs to state whether his/her character is on birth control or not, and 2) the player needs to have his/her character use a condom or some other method of not getting that girl pregnant. If you want to get her pregnant than be my guest.</span></span><br/><br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: impact;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;">Current Location</span></span><br/><br/><div align="center">(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/HlySd/us_map.png)</div><br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: book antiqua;">We’ll be starting in Topeka, Kansas. I’m not expecting anyone to know anything about Kansas or Topeka, so whatever you do or assume, it’s allowed. It’s in the Great Plains so there’s going to be a lot of flatland and also some tornados if any happen to occur.<br/><br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: impact;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;">Episode One: Goin’ Shoppin’</span></span><br/><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong>Objective</strong>: The objective is simple. Your character needs supplies. We’ll be going to Walmart in this RP. Our characters will be meeting each other in this store. You can say your character was already there or RP your character walking there. Just have your character at least in the parking lot and not elsewhere (like in Wichita or across the border).<br/><br/>Players involved in this Episode 6/6:<br/><strong>Rachel Michelle Andrews</strong> - <em>Las Vegas</em> (<em>Lady Reign</em>)<br/><strong>Salvacia "Sal" Bartholomew</strong> - <em>Vancouver</em> (<em>Karma</em>)<br/><strong>Austin Roderick Darcy</strong> - <em>Atlanta</em> (<em>Dark Deception</em>)<br/><strong>Hans Richtoffen</strong> - <em>Berlin</em> (<em>TheGlyphstone</em>)<br/><strong>Michael Wood</strong> - <em>Reno</em> (<em>Gravik</em>)<br/><strong>Heather Gray</strong> - <em>Niagra Falls</em> (<em>Rachubka</em>)</span><br/><br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: impact;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;">Rules</span></span><br/><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;">1.   <strong>Only Average Joes and Janes.</strong> Explained above.<br/>2.   <strong>Be logical and realistic.</strong> Explained above.<br/>3.   <strong>200 words minimum.</strong> I won’t be counting, but it better look like 200 words. 200 words really isn’t a lot.<br/>4.   <strong>No god-moding.</strong> No one has infinite stamina, no one is immune to bites or attacks. So if you get punched, your character better feel it and not brush it off like they didn’t feel a thing.<br/>5.   <strong>Communication.</strong> If you’re going to be busy, then please, post in the OOC if you’re going away for some days. We won’t force you to post or make you feel obligated you need to be here, but if you vanish for three days without a word, we’re going to skip over you.<br/>6.   If you don’t post for three days, then we’ll skip you.<br/>7.   The RP is going to be turn-based only because not everyone posts so much. We all have a life, and if you post once a day, then you got something to anxiously look forward to when you come online again.<br/>8.   <strong>Humor, Description, Detail, and Sexiness.</strong> If you follow that list, then this game will be excellent.<br/>9.   <strong>Use the OOC thread.</strong> Do not post OOC in the IC, if you do so, I will tell you to delete it. Use the OOC thread. That is what it’s made for.<br/>10.   <strong>Enjoy!</strong></span></span>