"Great idea Scoob.... Let's split up.  You keep sniffing around and I'll go see what I can find out about Arty..."<br/><br/>With that the bespectacled young woman made her way back towards the counter.  "Um... excuse me sir... I need one of those... floaty things.  For inside the toilet.  I thought I might be able to find them on my own... but I'm not seeing them..."  She smiled innocently at the man, acting as if she didn't see the stack of boxes on the shelf behind the counter.<br/><br/>She also nods knowingly at the phone.  "Trouble with employees?  I used to manage a small group and a couple of the guys would always disappear.  I'd find them eating when they were supposed to be working... taking smoke breaks... that sort of thing.  And they'd always steal the paper before I got to read it!"  Shaking her head as if sympathizing with all the other unfortunate managers of bad workers, she waited to see if he'd would take the bait.