Poor Pinky, once again your... negligible... intellect .. has given you a preposterous idea.<br/>With our quantum-pitchforks we'll simply strip the world's surface off this ball of scum and flatten it! Instant singular timezone!!<br/><br/>Your second idea sounds quite easy to accomplish, since the mitey mites have a white background. Hang on a sec....<br/><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 4pt;">Seriously, no offense intended.</span>