Musco carefully waddled over in Sally's direction on the pads of his feet, holding the hunk of lettuce aloft in offering.<br/><br/><strong>"Oinkoink!  Musco bring yum yums!  Sally like yum yums?"</strong>he said in a fake, syrupy voice.<br/><br/>He dropped the lettuce to the ground and rolled it a few feet to his left.  He'd seen the pig-woman eat plenty of times before, and knew the distraction would be far too tempting for her to ignore.  Once she dug in, he doubted there was much he could do to her that she would actually mind.  Food was a potent aphrodisiac for a swine.<br/>