Audrey groaned and muttered, "mother fucking moron" as the camp's head counselor sing songed his announcements.  She grabbed the blanket to pull it back over her head when the damn barbie doll that was her bunkmate almost fell to the floor beside her as she slid out of the bed.<br/><br/>Audrey snickered and rolled her eyes at the girl as she shook her head...how the fuck had she ended up with Bratty Barbie as a bunk mate? Audrey was again about to pull the blanket back over her head when the barbie spoke to her.<br/><br/>"Goddammit" she mumbled as she turned back over to face the girl.  Was the girl fucking blind?  Audrey was trying to sleep!, who the fuck cared about what she wore?<br/><br/>"Jesus Christ Barbie, I'm trying to sleep!  What the fuck are you blathering on about?!"  Audrey's eyes cleared enough that she could see Kaylee there in front of her holding up two shirts.  Audrey had been out drinking until late last night and she was pretty hung over and pissed at being woken up..first by Mr Dickwad and now by this irritatingly chipper girl.<br/><br/>Sighing she sat up and looked at the shirts as Barbie blabbed on and asked her what she should wear.  Audrey gagged when she saw the pink shirt and shuddered...dear god...I'd never be caught in that she thought, but then she saw the black tank and her eyes squinted...oh no she wouldnt...black tanks were HER standard uniform of choice so she smiled sweetly, or tried to and said..."Sorry..late night...you should wear the pink one, looks better with your hair."  With that she flopped back onto the bed and prayed for the girl and the rest of their cabin mates to leave soon.