Welcome, RedEve!<br/><br/>OK, I'm a bit ambivalent about the mermaid, although she's smoking hot. One issue is that she'd be flopping around the cramped quarters of the ship like a beached seal. Also, she'd better have a human reproductive tract.<br/><br/>Of course, having her lure the ship onto a rock and leaving them stranded for a few days on a reef would be fun! Maybe a Homeric style siren would work for that?