<div align="center"><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: georgia;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 24pt;">~:March Hare:~</span></span></div><br/><div align="center">(http://i991.photobucket.com/albums/af32/Amberghylles/00010_022-1.jpg)</div><br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: georgia;"><strong>Answers to:</strong> Stray questions that catch his fancy and mysteries mysterious.  Also Hare or you there.   <br/><br/><strong>Age:</strong> Hard to say since the Hatter killed time that one time in court.  Inconsiderate of him that.<br/><br/><strong>Physical appearance:</strong> He's not plump, he's healthy.  Wears a smart brown suit that the Queen's Tart seems to have shrunk just a touch in the wash, fit just perfectly yesterday... or was it tomorrow?  Hair like straw, golden and stiff and decidedly unruly.  Except where it's slicked back with a spot of gel that he always carries for just that purpose.  <br/><br/><strong>Domicile:</strong> Has no home to call his own so he hangs his hat in everyone else's home.  Or he would if the Hatter hadn't taken all the good hats.  Enjoys the hospitality of the Queen and her Tarts.  Also known to sleep there more often than not.   <br/><br/><strong>Personification:</strong> He's as mad as a march hare, which being that he is a march hare makes perfect sense.  Also, as it's not March (or is it?  so hard to tell sometimes without any time but tea time.  Inconsiderate Hatter.)  he's not quite so terribly mad.  In fact, he's not bad at all.  He's a friend.  A shoulder to lean on and a great ear to listen with. (The better to hear you with?  No that's another bloke altogether, his ears are quite svelte thank you very much.)  He's always there with what you need and he doesn't ask much because he knows you don't have it to give, but he's got to have something in return because he can't be giving things away.  Except candy, he always has candy for good girls and boys.  But only if they're good.  He collects the tears and dreams of others because he seems to have misplaced his own.   <br/><br/><strong>Vices:</strong> tears, emotional suffering, candy, hair gel, sex.<br/><br/><strong>Sexual orientation:</strong> insatiable, bisexual, switch <br/><br/><strong>Pre-arranged associations:</strong> <br/><em>The Cat</em>, the Hatter's favorite toy, all the better to tease him by playing with.  <br/><em>Mouse</em>, such a sweet little thing with such sweet little tears.  <br/><em>The Hatter</em>, so handsome when he's angry... good thing he's always angry.  <br/><em>The Knave of Hearts</em>  One-eyed Jack can only cry half as many tears so he makes up for it by making others cry for him.  Such a considerate fellow. <br/><em>The White Rabbit</em>, She doesn't cry nearly enough. </span>