you could be a pencil pusher perhaps?<br/><br/>the Imperium loves its pencil pushers.<br/><br/>basically... youd be a uber bureaucrat, and go around objecting to anything dangerious, trying to get us to fill out forms for basically everything we do. we would of course shrug off the 'proper process' good naturedly, leaving you sputtering comedically.<br/><br/>on the other hand, youd be awesome for pinching pennies, getting us stuff for cheap, squeezing extra money out of a potential buyer by citing all sorts of bureaucratic gobbly gook, and so on.<br/><br/>(also, like any good bureaucrat, you arnt above bribery, though in your case i suppose you rather preferr bribes of the flesh, hense your knocked up state :P)<br/><br/>though, i dont think youd be able to come with us on combat missions D: