Humph, well, your canoe won't get very far wth that silly little thing!<br/><br/>I *love* being DP'd - boys or girls.<br/><br/>Never done it IRL but one of my fantasies is to have a girl (or guy) kneel in front licking while another tongues my bottom. And I mean<em>right in there</em>. I honestly can't think of anything more likely to get me screaming the place down.