<div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=105331.msg4708614#msg4708614">Quote from: TheHangedMan on 29-05-2011, 11:26:04</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">I hate bugs myself...absolutely can not do anything involving Arachnids, though. I just alternate between screaming, threatening to kill it, and then doing something ridiculously dangerous, like torching it with an aerosol can and lighter.<br/><br/>Uhrfjrjtrngkthhny/ Nospiderseverpleaseokaythanks.<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>True Tale<br/><br/>Today I was digging out the weeds.  The wind came up and I was in the shade of a pepper tree and so it was cold.  I shook the dirt out of the roots of weeds and then I'd breathe, wear, and taste dirt and the damned wind blew like a sonofagun.  I quit when the wind became unbearable and went inside to clean up and start dinner.  Something tickled in the valley between my breasts and as soon as I could dry my hands, I looked down and there was mr. spider heading north.  I tried to save him, but he dropped somewhere.  So, he may be in the vacuum or down the disposal...  Pervy little bastard.