<strong>~~Evie’s New Home</strong><br/><br/>Sergeant of the Watch was a title with responsibility. Here at the Estate it was part of the institution. There were certain expectations to go along with the title. Some of those expectations included bringing new security onboard and pairing them up with the seasoned chaps. It was one of the Jobs of Sergeant on Watch Fallingsworth. One which he thought he handled very well.<br/><br/>And so did Leader of the Watch Penny. LW Penny was a pragmatist. The Greenwich folk could set their time by his movements on duty. He entered the office. He walked to his room. He sat behind his desk. He shuffled reports for exactly three minutes fifteen seconds then placed them back in the in-box then listened to report from Sergeant on Watch Fallingsworth.<br/><br/>The memo on top of the stack of reports was in 14 pic Arial and the title read, Keep your fuckin dicks out of my trainin bitches!!!!<br/><br/>“Evening Sir,” Fallingsworth said standing at the door carrying a mug of hot tea.<br/><br/>“Enter Sergeant and report,” said LW Penny.<br/><br/>“Right sir,” the Sergeant said placing the tea mug on the coaster then standing in front of the desk.<br/><br/>“The new man arrived and I sent him on rounds with Crawford,” the Sergeant reported.<br/><br/>“You sent a new man out with OUR ‘Have Condom will Travel’ Crawford?” said L W Penny with a quirked brow.<br/><br/>“Well sir, I thought with an experience fellow,” Fallingsworth began.<br/><br/>“That Fellow is a walking Karma Sutra,” LW said rising unexpectedly from his desk.<br/><br/>“Did you not see who wrote that memo?” LW asked pointing to the top memo.<br/><br/>“Vern?” Sergeant on Watch Fallingsworth muttered.<br/><br/>“Come on.”<br/><br/>Crawford was a man prepared for the most important of his jobs as the Security on Watch Second Class. He had survived the job for seventeen years. Fired twice for STD’s and managed to get hire back thru a cousin. Now he used condoms. Tonight he was showing the new guy around the place.<br/><br/>“Aquarium,” Crawford said, as they made their way out of the lift. “They take the bitches there first thing. Show them the fish so’s a walk off the platform’ll has’em beggin to do anything you want.”<br/><br/>They were taking a slow stroll as Crawford was pointing out the places of interest.<br/><br/>“Unit 13,” Crawford motioned to the sign and checked his pockets for a spare condom.<br/><br/>“The new ones are in here. Some hard to break. Some surplus or retail.” He said as they entered the line of cages.<br/><br/>“You stick with me and you’ll get all the pussy you want,” He said then add as they slowed to a crawl by Evie’s cage.<br/><br/>“This one’s new.” He held up the condom to the new man, “You have a go with her.”<br/><br/>The new man hesitated, “You mean no one will care?”<br/><br/>“They’re not virgins. Who’s gonna know?” Crawford replied and tore the seal of the condom.<br/><br/>“Going.... Going...”<br/><br/>The new man snagged the condom and fumbled with the lock.<br/><br/>Jethro felt the vibration. It woke him from a sound sleep curled in the corner of the blanket. Jethro didn’t raise up immediately.  He’d been here before and expected the annoyance to go away.<br/><br/>Crawford turned slightly to see if anyone was coming. The new man heard the click as the lock released and went to turn the knob.<br/><br/>Jethro knew that sound. It meant someone was going to bother the heated blanket. This was not acceptable and Jethro slithered to the door to protest.<br/><br/>The King Cobra raised to five feet, fangs out.  His neck fully hooded and bobbing and weaving with determination.<br/><br/>Crawford heard the sound of keys hit the concrete and a flash of uniform fly past him so fast there was a tail wind. He looked back to the door. His eyes got big as he saw the snake and he snatched the keys on his way running out of Unit 13 screaming like a girl.<br/><br/>The two officers of the Watch stepping off the lift heard the screaming at the same time that the new man ran past them and out the fire exit.  Crawford didn’t even slow down as he tossed the keys in the direction of the two men and disappeared inside the lift as the doors closed. “I QUIT!”<br/><br/>LW Penny exchanged a look with Fallingsworth. They both spoke at the same time.<br/><br/>“Vern!”<br/><br/>