<div class="floatright">(http://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/4/4b/Hugh_jackman1_300_400.jpg)</div><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: comic sans ms;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;">Name: Jack</span></span><br/><hr/><br/>"Great she's moved us to fucking Mayberry." Jack cussed under his breath as he shook his head. "If the nearest other property is four and a half...hours..mind you..not miles..hours." Jack closed his eyes.<br/><br/>"How in the hell do you think this place is going to have a God Damned MALL!" To be honest Jack wasn't even sure why he was fighting it so hard, or being so difficult.<br/><br/>"Have you checked your cell phones..how happy are the kids going to be once they realise they get no reception and can't text or call their friends." Jack looked at the house next door again. "Fucking great..now the neighbors are coming over..."