"Well, it helps to shampoo and condition it every now and then, but not as often as I used to have to." At this, a woman who appears to be spider from the waist down walks out from backstage, carrying a blow dryer, blinking her  numerous red eyes as she steps out into the spotlight shining on the stage.<br/>"Here you go, Aleya." she hands it to the mermaid, stretching the cord to reach a nearby outlet behind the curtains. "Thanks, Seren."<br/>"Brit, this is Seren, our resident arachne."<br/>"Mhmm. What's your story, then? You look normal enough..."