Yes, well I didn't mean to imply that my character is smarter than anyo...<br/><br/>*is suddenly distracted by the naked NPC servant as she scurries into the room. Greenish blue pools settle upon the plump ass that swishes past and he loses his train of thought. With one hand still raised in conversation with the other man who's name seems to have slipped his mind at the moment, I turn slightly turn, adjusting to get a better line of sight on the naked NPC. I flash what I think to be a winning smile at her in return for her lustful perusal of his own naked form. I nearly cringe when she trips, spilling grapes everywhere, but upon seeing her as she bends to retrieve the spilled fruit. My mouth drops open slowly, jaw going lax at the sight of her bountiful ass on full display to his hungry eyes. He feels a lurch between his legs when she glances back at me over her shoulder with that mischievous grin, blowing kisses in my general direction. I blink once and then firmly say, "DIBS!" before giving chase to the fleeing, naked girl