How about "I had to give mouth-to-mouth to an almost drowned poodle"?<br/><br/>Oh, and we have two nameless gomers in the ward, because you've got to have enough gomer(e)s. Anyone feel like naming and/or playing them? As demonstrated by Mrs. Staudemeyer, very little activity on their part is needed, but they could get out of bed and start wandering, or fall out and GO TO GROUND or whatever. Use them to terrify any staff looking at ease. ;)