<div align="center"><strong>Janet</strong></div><br/>Janet turned as she heard the car sliding into the driveway. Her very wide eyes were showered in immense relief as she saw James MacCormic emerge from the car. She had heard many rumors about James's house but had never actually set foot on his property. Now she was so glad to see him, she almost hugged him.<br/><br/>"James!" Janet exclaimed, hesitantly leaving Oren's side - the thought undesirable, she realized - and walking over to the sandy haired man. "Yes, I've heard about your high tech system. It sounds fascinating and I would love to hear about it, but there's a bit larger matter at hand. Have you become...<em>aware</em>of the town's current um,<em>situation</em>?" Janet leaned in and motioned slightly with her head toward Depheree and Oren.<br/><br/>She walked to stand by James's side so that they were both facing the devilkin and piper. "It appears that our town has uprooted itself and placed itself on some different fantasy world," she explained. "I know, I know. It sounds fucking ridiculous," Janet said, pushing her hands in front of her in a 'hear me out' manner. "That one there," she pointed to Depheree, "is some sort of devil. Now Oren says she's mischievous but not evil like our sort of devils. And Oren," she pointed at the piper, "is a..." she paused to think back, "piper. That's some sort of cross between an elf and one of those guys that guard labyrinths... satyrs!" Janet nodded, pleased with herself for remembering so much under such duress. "Oren is my friend. I don't know about the devil woman, though. She has a bunch of hermaphrodites as followers. I believe they are currently residing in your house..." Janet pointed at James's home, with raised 'could be a slight problem' brows.