The bodyguard didn't say a word, figuring it was no use to hide anything.  Zachery huffed and took another jab at the ape beside him in his next opening comment.  "I wish I knew, this big ape and three of his friends stormed my house a day ago and made off with me.  I have no idea where we're going, and he hasn't said a word the whole way.  Jackass has been a major pain in my ass, let me tell you.  Sorry, my name's Zachery Thomson, the sole inheritor of a father's gambling debt, and if I had to guess sold to be someone's problem to cover the expenses.  What a happy little story that will make for my kids later."