<hr/><div align="center"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 20pt;"><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Georgia;"><strong>Ian Howell</strong></span></span></div><hr/><div align="center"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;"><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Georgia;">Guest</span></span></div><hr/><div align="center"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;"><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Georgia;">Played by Ramster</span></span></div><hr/><br/><div class="floatright">(http://www.jorg-gray.co.uk/images/golf-day-2.jpg)</div><strong><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;"><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: georgia;">Personal Details</span></span></strong><br/><br/><strong>Nickname:</strong><br/><strong>Age:</strong>36<br/><strong>Sexual orientation:</strong>Straight<br/><strong>Relationship status:</strong>Divorced<br/><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;"><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: georgia;"><strong>Physical Details</strong></span></span><br/><br/><strong>Profession:</strong>Accountant to the Diaz family business<br/><strong>Hobbies:</strong>Golf, driving fast cars, soccer, going to art exhibitions and sampling fine wines<br/><strong>Non-sexual likes:</strong>Watching and playing soccer matches, when his knee allows. Long, sunny afternoons and warm evenings. Boats - he likes to take his motorboat on cruises past the beach with a bottle of prosecco, his son and his fishing rod. Likes travelling anywhere with decent sanitation. Cooking and fine dining. Skiing.<br/><strong>Non-sexual dislikes:</strong>His ex-wife, being told soccer is for pussies and Europeans, heavy traffic, rain, cold and fog. Incorrect, shoddy calculations that cause him unnecessary extra work.<br/><strong>Sexual likes and dislikes:</strong>Enjoys playful, rough sex, bondage, particularly with his tie involved for some reason. Very dominant.<br/><strong>Sexual limits:</strong>No M/M, sorry ladies, and no bloodplay.<br/><strong>Character:</strong>Ian tends to be soft spoken and friendly, with a patient, stoical attitude to setbacks. He has a knack for making terrible jokes, often at his own expense. He likes getting to know new people, but often ends up arguing with them. He often adopts the exact opposite position from whoever he's having a discussion with, simply to wind them up. Many of his friends call him a pansy for enjoying cooking and talking at length about art and wine, but when they point out that he's a metrosexual, he points out that it attracts more lingerie models than burping in ones pick up truck or drinking cans of lager in front of ones XBox.<br/><br/><strong>Background:</strong>Ian's been a friend of the family for years now. His father went to school with Nicka's, and after university he simply needed to turn up at Mr Diaz's office to land a job. He plays golf with Mr Diaz a few times per month and comes round for dinner, getting extremely friendly with Nicka - even more so since his wife left him. His seven year old son Toby used to come round a lot too, but now lives with his mother, and Ian doesn't see as much of him as he'd like. About eighteen months ago, his wife, the D-list celebrity and lingerie model Georgiana Autumn, had an affair with a former friend of his. He has since made use of the new opportunities for partying and debauchery.<br/><br/>He's been invited on the trip as a friend, and to help creatively deduct the expenses from the company tax    bill. He is under strict orders from Mr Diaz not to hump his little girl.