The Tavern Keeper looked at them both quizzically before the girl gave him a wonderful view of her bosom. He smiled beneath his huge beard and produced a glass of water for the girl, it looked clear and depending on who you asked, it was as pure as the water from the sea. "Here's your water Miss." His smile was cut short with an oomph and him doubling over before being pulled by his ear to the ground. "Sorry Dearest.. OOMPH!" Was all that was heard before a voice from below the counter became so loud it could be heard from hear to the River Kingdoms. "You're damn right you're sorry, you misbegotten, foul piece of shark bait! Now give me a boost so I can see what kind of skirt you're deciding to look at!" The man didn't reappear but another oomph was heard and a small woman popped up from the counter. She saw the sorceress and harrumphed loudly. "Sooo. Looking at an Elf-maid are ya?" A loud OW was heard a moment later from behind the counter. "She already be with another man so stop your gawkin'!" She turned to the two at the counter. "So will you dearies be looking for some lodging this evenin'?"