"I hate to be the one to break such bad news to you my dear but you don't exactly look like Snow White at the moment.  But now that you mention it I really could use a long soak in a hot tub followed by a long hot shower.  Only I have one small problem... oh wait..."  "Batter up!!!"  A zombie head went flying through the air to splatter against the side of an SUV.  "Home Run Baby Home Run."  Jasper laughed as his returning back swing took out two more of the dwindling numbers of zombies.  "Anyway like I was saying I got one small problem their is this one place on my back that is hard as hell for me to reach.  Maybe you should come help me get clean.. you know to make sure I don't miss anything."