"Hey, lay off! National education's sort of a shit deal here anyway, so don't blame me for a lack of trying!" He muttered as he stood abruptly still.  Her touching was going places most decent folk never considered on first encounters. He was conflicted on how to feel on that, apart from the usual biological reaction. He tried humor to ease the sick feeling in his gut. "What is it, hottie? You too busy enjoying the lay of the land - something about my 'assets' that's got you going? And if you even knew what we consider 'normal' on this place before it looked like this then you'd know why we're fucked up about meeting you. This is definitely a 'bad-touch' moment."