I was<em>this</em>close to starting this thread with a knock-knock joke. Ladies, you better be thankful the good Lord blessed me with a little restraint.<br/><br/>Well technically he made me forget the punchline but moving on.<br/><br/>Hello, welcome to the OOC thread for our little smut monster (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=259963.0). As you can see, it's doing extremely well, making all the good boys and girls in the world blush something fierce.<br/><br/>But the bad boys and girls told me it still needs a little extra. So here we are, catering to the masses. #Public<del>Sex</del>Service.<br/><br/><div align="center">(http://styleyourcake.de/ShopDEU/out/pictures/promo/fotolia_30378356_xs.jpg)</div><br/>