"Hello, Jane? Can you hear me? I've never used one of these telephonic devices before, but it's me, Thor, in case you can't recognize me by my distinctive voice and accent. Listen, I need you to come stay with me here at Stark Tower where it's safe, because my bastard brother escaped from Asgardian prison before he could learn some humility by being made someone's bitch, and he's probably out to cause trouble here on Earth."<br/><br/>Yeah, I think that would be a fun message to leave on her machine.