<div class="floatright">(http://i47.tinypic.com/2r3b42c.jpg)</div><strong>Name:</strong>Hi, I'm Jim Beem.<br/><strong>Location:</strong>Living Room<br/><strong>Tagged:</strong>Whoops, not<em>quite</em>everyone after all.<br/><hr/><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote">Quote</div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote"><strong>"Hey, speaking of beer and shit - what about those of us who are still underage?"</strong><br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div>Jim looked at Sandra, a playful twinkle in his eye.<em>This one looks playful,</em>he thought to himself. "The short answer is, I'm not your parent or guardian, and I don't have any business telling you what you can or can't do. The<em>legal</em>answer is that I strongly discourage those of you who<em>are</em>under 21 to not drink, because it's bad for you." He rolled his eyes expressively at that. "Look, you're all adults, whether the legal system wants to recognize that or not. I couldn't stop you from drinking even if I wanted to - you could just as easily go off and drink in your car, or something. But we obviously have to filter out shots of you drinking, if you're not old enough to be allowed to."<br/><br/>He took another drink of his beer. "Management actually wanted to do some games involving drinking - beer pong, and that sort of thing - but Legal told them that as long as there were people under 21 on-site, we couldn't do anything like that, because we could get busted for... something. I don't remember what exactly they said. As far as<em>I'm</em>concerned, just don't be stupid."<br/><br/>He grinned again. "Whether signing up for a scholarship backed by a notorious pornography studio qualifies as stupid or not, I leave to you to decide."