<span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;"><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">*a large tentacle slaps a piece of paper on the desk and then hastily retreats into Station Management's office*</span></span><br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Night Vale Community Radio Intern Application</div><div class="spoiler_body"><strong>Name of Applicant:</strong> Isaac Thornton, at least I think it is<br/><strong>Age:</strong> The driver's license I found with my picture says I'm 23<br/><strong>Astrological Sign:</strong> According to the same license, I am a Capricorn<br/><strong>Blood Type:</strong> A negative. Not sure how I know this and not my own name...<br/><strong>Sex:</strong> Male<br/><strong>How can you be contacted?:</strong> Bloodstone ritual or by cell phone, the number of which is on file with the Sheriff's Secret Police<br/><strong>How did you hear about us?:</strong> A hooded figure told me. I was terrified, but it simply dissolved into a cloud of noxious vapor that gave me retroactive amnesia, so I guess everything is okay.<br/><strong>Tell us about yourself:</strong> I know little to nothing about myself because of the hooded figure that stole my memories, but I think I am a fun person who enjoys working and putting my job before my own family, pleasure, and life.<br/><strong>Do you have an aversion to fire?:</strong> No, I embrace it!<br/><strong>Do small, dark places make you nervous?:</strong> No, I sleep in a box<br/><strong>Do you take offense towards blood rituals?:</strong> Of course not! How else do you stay in touch with loved ones and deities that have no name but command you to worship their very existence?<br/><strong>Any connection to an elder god?:</strong> Possibly to the great and mighty Cthulu, but grandma never confirmed or denied her relationship with him.<br/><strong>Have you ever seen a ghost?:</strong> Yes<br/><strong>Would you like to be a ghost?:</strong> Not yet, maybe later<br/><strong>Do you believe in angels?:</strong> Not unless it is currently legal to do so<br/><strong>Would you like to be an angel?:</strong> No, I like being allowed to exist at all times<br/><strong>Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs?:</strong> How dare you ask such a thing? I may not remember anything about my life before that hooded figure told me about your job here, but I know I would never live in such a horrible place.<br/><strong>Does it bother you that the intern application is longer than the radio host application:</strong> It is? I had not noticed.<br/><strong>Please include a photograph:</strong><br/>(http://images.smh.com.au/2010/07/12/1687875/article400_ryan-kwanten-420x0.jpg)</div></div>