Goosey Goosey Gander<br/>Whither shall I wander?<br/>Up stairs, down stairs,<br/>In my lady's chamber.<br/>There I met an old man<br/>Who wouldn't say his prayers<br/>So I took him by his left leg<br/>And flung him down the stairs!<br/><br/><br/>................. Ooookay, seriously, that is a nursery rhyme I was taught when I was about two... It is just wrong on SOOOOOO many levels!<br/><br/>*giggles*