<strong>Roberto</strong><br/>(http://i37.tinypic.com/sde0eg.jpg)<br/><strong>"Ye gohdz, eef ze same applaeez to trook draeevehrs heeyre I shall maeeke eh noht not to peess zem off," </strong>I grinned back at him, stretching his statement to its absurd extreme.<strong>"I'm glahd evreewohn heeyre can ondeirstahnd my terreebell accente. I'm tehmpteed to ãosk eh waeeytrez fãor eh fohrrk end knaeef end som ketchoop to gão weez my noodells, joost to see ze louk on heir faeece,"</strong>I grinned devilishly.<strong>"Wãot woodd be ze Stoodehnt Cãouncel powleceey ohn soch shehnahneegenns,"</strong>I wondered aloud, stroking my chin and leaning back as I slipped a noodle dextrously into my mouth with my chopsticks. I decided this country was begging me to gently poke fun at it, positively rubbing its arse up against my crotch with encouragement.