“that’s even if your capable of using structured magic.” Loki agreed, amused. “not everyone can.” he admitted. “Bruce Banner might also be capable of magic but there’s no way I’m teaching him. Can you imagine the Hulk with flaming hands?” Loki shuddered. “no thank you.” he glared at Johnny when the firestarter mocked him but didn’t actually protest. It was nice to be mocked, like he was a person and not just some kind of monster or enemy.<br/><br/>“there are no calories in mushy roots.” Loki sniffed. “I might as well just eat dessert all day if that’s what your worried about.” he admitted before chuckling at the others protests. “it is a serious worry Johnny. If you can’t tell him give me the watch back and I will tell him myself.” he ordered before huffing when Johnny beat him to the bill. Johnny always did. Loki didn’t actually care, but he put up a protest anyway because it made Johnny feel good to pay for things.<br/><br/>“I am sexy.” Loki agreed smugly. “but I fear you mistake Johnny. Clearly, I am sexier.” here Loki’s grin turned very impish. “your hotter though.” his shit eating grin only got bigger as he waited for Johnny to soak in that he, Loki, had actually made a pun. “she likely did.” he agreed. “she likes the limo.” he admitted with a chuckle before smiling as he finished off the last of his cheesecake. “we should get her orchids. They’re her favorite. Bucky told me.” Loki admitted. “we’ll get her an alive one so she doesn’t get sad when it wilts, and I can magic it so she can’t kill it by accident.” he promised. “hows that sound?”