“don’t eat people. It’s bad. You guys turn into weird monster things when you eat each other. It’s true!” he complained when they looked at him. “I read it in your books! You call them Wendigo and you live the rest of your lives insane from hunger, hunting other humans until your killed.” that was the problem with giving a God, Google. They couldn’t tell Fact from fiction. This was as bad as the time he had demanded they take him to their magicians because he ‘knew they exist, google said so’. Trying to explain that they where just made up stories had taken a while and Loki still had trouble telling which was truth and which was just a fairy tale.<br/><br/>“it sounds absolutely delicious.” Loki countered. “it’s fine, I wasn’t planning on sharing with you anyway.” he sniffed, grinning impishly.<br/><br/><hr/><br/>I know. But at least now he can aim that babbling brook elsewhere.” Bucky admitted. He liked Tony, he really did. But the man never stopped talking and it was exhausting to Bucky. “you look nice.” he admitted with a smile. “where’s the hot shot? Not coming after all?” Tony had said it was fine right? So where was the guy? Oh… there he was. He and Tony both rolled their eyes at the sight of Johnny making his appearance. Tony didn’t say anything but Bucky gave Johnny a side eye. “showoff.” the grin took any sting out of Bucky’s words thankfully.<br/><br/><hr/><br/>Loki gave them a wave as he tossed his now empty s’mores cup and offered Pepper her drink. “you should have said Romanoff was coming.” Loki admitted. “I would have picked her up something as well.” he admitted, offering both of them a unicorn cake pop. “I have been scolded for not eating enough.” Loki admitted to Pepper. “so I have snacks in my pocket.” he grinned. “they can’t get mad at me for eating sweets now.” he nodded. “you are much too overworked. Feel free to call me on Monday if you need assistance.” he offered. “your human jobs confuse me but I have learned how to work a copy machine.” he admitted, looking very pleased with himself as he led the way into the Spa and signed in. he had made reservations for up to four, so they faced no problems. They where shown into the changing room where they could get into their bathing suits and bathrobes and then they could chill until their massage time.<br/>