<div class="floatright"><div align="center">(https://i.imgur.com/sivThwe.jpg)<br/></div></div><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: georgia;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong>Argus McFinnegan</strong></span></span><br/><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: georgia;"><br/><strong>Age:</strong>  45<br/><strong>Gender:</strong> male<br/><strong>Sexuality:</strong> straight<br/><strong>Position:</strong> Cooper, Brewer, Brawler, and Boozer.<br/><br/><strong>Personality:</strong> Argus is many things, but the main thing he is, is drunk. Argus is always drunk. No one has ever seen him sober, and there are stories about what it would mean if ever he were sober. Being the ship's drunk (quite a feat among pirates) Argus is boisterous, rowdy, and almost always in a good mood. Argus also enjoys a bit of mischief, playing practical jokes, telling jokes often at other's expenses, and causing trouble for trouble's sake sometimes. An Irishman through and through Argus is always down to dance a jig, sing a song, and make general merriment. He also enjoys a good row, and will often start one whenever he feels the need to let loose. However, his love of a good time doesn't mean he doesn't get angry. When Argus looses his temper someone generally ends up with a broken something; an arm, a ship, a nose, whatever he can get his hands on. Then when his temper has passed he'll often ask if you'd like a drink (if you're still in one piece that is). Argus also possesses the gift of gab and is a rather charismatic character when he needs to try and talk his way out of trouble. It is this and his general good demeanor that allows most to put up with the drunkard and what he uses to get his crew mates to forgive his antics.<br/><br/><strong>Background:</strong> Argus was a member of the old Esperanza's crew. A loyal member who made sure everyone on board had enough rum, he was rather liked by many. He brews the best grog this side of the emerald isle and is more than happy to share t with the crew. His secret, or so he claims, is that long ago Argus challenged Sucellus, the Celtic god of alcohol, to a drinking contest. Argus says he won this drinking game, and as such was blessed by the god with an indestructible silver liver, and the god's secrets to distilling the best mountain dew. However, the life of a drunk is not an easy one. Argus took his cut of the treasure and spent it as any sensible man would, on booze, women, and more booze. As such he managed to spend, gamble, and simply lose most of his wealth in a rather short period of time. Not one to sit around and do nothing Argus felt the call of adventure once again, and as luck would have it managed to stumble into port just as his old captain reappeared and was looking for a crew. Looking to put his pirating skills to good use again, Argus reenlisted in Captain Courtenay's crew.<br/><br/><strong>Strengths:</strong> incredibly strong, lucky, and quite hardy. He is also a master of the drunken master fighting style, putting his constant boozing to good use. He can turn anything in his hands into an effective weapon.<br/><strong>Weaknesses:</strong> Can be easily distracted, and not the best at making sound decisions. Argus often times manages to fall off of high places like the crows nest, the rigging, the deck of the ship. Also,  DO  NOT GIVE THIS MAN A GUN!! Trust me, it never ends well.<br/><strong>Ons &amp; Offs:</strong> Depends on how drunk he is.<br/><br/><strong><span class="bbc_u">Notes</span></strong> Argus is actually half Tuatha Dé Danann, the descendants of  the goddess Danu, known now as the fairies of Ireland. As such he has some magical abilities, though all he really uses them for are brawling and in his brewing. He has never seen much of a need to experiment with his abilities past those two things.<br/><br/>Argus has a deep seated hatred of the English, and an even stronger hatred of the Royal Navy.<br/></span>