<span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 15pt;"><strong>Night Vale Community Radio Maintenance </strong></span><br/><br/><strong>Name of Applicant:</strong>Charles Anselin<br/><strong>Age:</strong>29<br/><strong>Astrological Sign:</strong>Pisces<br/><strong>Blood Type:</strong>B- (Assuredly not my outlook on life)<br/><strong>Sex:</strong>Male<br/><strong>How can you be contacted:</strong>Press a finger to these runes and I will know to call you. (Perhaps best to use an intern for this) *Below this some runes have been drawn in a suspiciously red ink*<br/><strong>How did you hear about us:</strong>Well, obviously my previous place of work was relocated by the sheriff's secret police. There's simply no other logical reason for it, right? In any case, I need a job, and you lovely folk need a cleaner.<br/><strong>Tell us about yourself:</strong>Born and raised in Nightvale. I'm an avid listener of the community radio, of course. Until recently I worked as a cleaner somewhere... I can't quite remember where, and it seems to be gone now. Other than that, I'm quite a fan of getting caught in the rain, and of a certain sweet, rum based beverage.<br/><strong>Have you ever seen a ghost:</strong>A ghost? No, but I think I once saw a [strike]shr-[/strike] Erm... Nevermind.<br/><strong>Do you believe in angels:</strong>I think so.<br/><strong>Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs:</strong>Of course not! I should be insulted, but I understand your need to preserve the purity of our lovely community radio.<br/><strong>Is there any bodily fluid you have issues cleaning up:</strong>Does ear wax count? It's not exactly a fluid but... Eurgh.<br/><strong>Are you willing to fill in for the interns should they go missing:</strong>I don't see why not.<br/><strong>Please include a photograph:</strong><br/>(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/019/c/9/man_in_suite_iii_by_argiel-d5qqqr8.jpg)<br/><br/><div align="center"><strong>Thank you for your application. We will be in contact with you shortly.</strong></div>