<div class="floatleft">(https://fashfever.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/marlon-teixeira-agua-de-coco-031.jpg)</div>In the years to come - and yes, I already think we will survive time's great tumult - the story of our meeting may have to become a bit more austere.<br/><br/>Now there's a first. Couples are prone to embellishing the moment they met, often piping out cliches that ranged from hearing music that only existed to them to butterflies ping-ponging all over their stomachs. Sounds painful.<br/><br/>I don't feel any of that fairy-tale inspired nonsense. I am impressed, however, by the talent in your tongue. I also suspect it surpasses anything I can possibly imagine. So I knew I had to have you. Unfortunately, irony had come to the same conclusion, which is why that moment coincided with your walking away from me.<br/><br/>I smile, allowing my eyes to take in the majesty that is in front of me. Skin like fruit, succulent and enticing. Eyes like daggers, tempting but dangerous. And Body like a weapon of mass destruction. I can see kingdoms falling at your feet. If I ever decide let you out.<br/><br/><div class="floatright">(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/42/bb/b5/42bbb57aeea39e0fcfbf7d610f362b1b.jpg)</div>We make our way onto your turf, but prior to that, I'd indicated the barkeep to ferry us a bottle of Macallan. Conversations - or is this a confrontation? - like these go better when a 50-year old bottle of liquid courage was nearby.<br/><br/>"So, darlin, d'you always take pot shots at your stupidly wealthy hosts capable of creating a whole new network for you or better yet destroying all your old ones, or am I just that special?" I hand you a glass of pure amber goodness but then turn away, leaving you alone with my caustic words as I indulge in a long draught of my own drink. Then, without asking you to sit down, I sink into a chair opposite you, one leg crossing over the other.<br/><br/>This is, of course, how every powerful man in porn acts, pretending to be too big for their britches, when really they have is a dick the size of a peanut, forcing them to spend all their lives compensating for it. I know you would have come across dozens. Possibly even more. And the fact that you are here, in my party which is one of the most exclusive events in the industry calendar, is proof that you know how to handle yourself.<br/><br/>And I'm practically gagging to see it.