"Don't take this as a sinister proclamation, it isn't, but tonight probably isn't going to go quite as you expect." It wasn't clear just which expectation his remark was built on, but hopefully she was OK with mystery for the time being, "Our motto is safe, sane, and consensual."<br/><br/>"Get up from my lap... And take off your dress for me." He added a physical flourish in, a flick of his hand, to highlight how quickly she should act, "Then bring me my suit coat from the recliner in the corner. I have need of it."