All the kids are finally sent home from daycare, and then the wife goes.  "I get to play Mass Effect first!"  I said "Fine, but I get to make fun of you."  She goes deal.<br/><br/>She missed the aliens with a basically a sawed off shotgun, how do you miss a person standing right in front of you with a sawed off shotgun?  There is a reason why I called her Stormtrooper in Fall Out 4.<br/><br/>Also this is a real conversation, I kid you not.<br/><br/>Me "You really should romance Suvi, she has a great accent, and only the girl can romance her."  My wife.  "I am not going to romance Suvi.  You want to see what her sex scene is, you make a female and romance her, I want Manta Ray dick!"<br/><br/>You can't make this stuff up I am telling ya