<div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">"Please ignore this Folder"</div><div class="spoiler_body"><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Papyrus;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 20pt;">Classified information about Darius Blake.</span><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;">that is untill you opened the damn Folder! Well done! Hope you are happy now, you made me Cry :'(</span></span><br/><br/><strong>Name of Applicant:</strong> Darius Blake<br/><strong>Age:</strong> 5² minus Squareroot of 3.<br/><strong>Astrological Sign:</strong> Scorpio. Curse you. Curse your family! Curse your children! And your children’s children! Vile, vile Scorpio. <br/><strong>Blood Type:</strong> The red one.<br/><strong>Sex:</strong> Haven't looked yet...sometimes tentacles spread there...it's scary stuff.<br/><strong>How can you be contacted:</strong> Oh that's easy! You must simply write your message in blood on a newborn, bury it below a willow and then call me on phone: 555-555 556. I guess mail is also an option, though...since the council banned writing utensils i'll only accept horse heads. As for email...my pc recently started a rebellion against humanity and while support claims it's normal, i refuse to use it.<br/><strong>How did you hear about us:</strong> You're on the radio, genius. I admit to utilizing other sources however<br/><strong>Name of Show Hosting:</strong> What you should be thinking<br/><strong>Have you ever hosted a radio show before:</strong> Erm...does beaming subliminal messages in peoples heads count?<br/><strong>Tell us about yourself:</strong> Yeah...myself is a Jerk. Also he's a whore. He slept with my girlfriends! ALL OF THEM! Aside of that most information is classified. Mostly because I don't remember the details to well after I got whacked on the head. <br/>Woke up in a Government agency, researching dark magic. I can't tell you the name because it's also name to an eldritch Terror...in hindsight that was a stupid idea.<br/>Anyways...they did some wierd experiments...i think I grew tentacles during them...or did i loose them? Can't remember...there's a high pitched screech in my head whenever i try to. It sounds like dying screams...it's...very relaxing and i keep forgetting what i tried to do when I hear it.<br/>At some point they offered me a job opening...I believe it was as a janitor, though the contract stated "slave". Helped cleaning up all the blood and while i did they tought me a little of their work. I understoood quick and soon did research myself. Nothing major though. Thought manipulation, torture...some transformations into horrible abominations. <br/>Worked on a way to produce free Energy. I think I nearly had it when i got whacked on the head again. <br/>I woke up in Nightvale and wanted to resume working as a Janitor, but found noone willing to fund my researches on making fuel out of toads.<br/>Since I needed an income, generally have the tendancy to tell people what to think and researched how to force them to do so, I decided Radio might be a good idea.<br/><strong>Have you ever seen a ghost:</strong> No. Ghosts aren't real. However i count some banshees to my closest friends and occasionally met people trapped between dimenstions.<br/><strong>Do you believe in angels:</strong> You mean Erika with a K? No, Erika lacks the ambition to ever achieve anything much, why should i believe in Erika if he/she doesn't truely believe in him/herself?<br/><strong>Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs:</strong> My researches indicate that desert bluffs lived in each of us for the span of three seconds last Sunday, but no.<br/><strong>Is there any bodily fluid you have issues cleaning up:</strong> Milk...if it ain't mixed with urin or blood.<br/><strong>Are you willing to fill in for the interns should they go missing:</strong> Actually I was hoping to borrow some of them for research.<br/><strong>Please include a photograph:</strong> <br/>(http://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/f/f2/Suit_denmark_by_camisicado-d2ykkb0.jpg)<br/><br/></div></div>