<div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=264819.msg13088612#msg13088612">Quote from: Doomblade403xxx on 30-03-2017, 11:54:34</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">(http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads12/frontpic1209565419.jpg)<br/><br/>On a very hot summer day, a woman notices a neighbor lady struggling in the heat to mow the lawn while her husband sits on the porch in the shade drinking a nice cold beer. She becomes furious and heads over and confronts the man. "You inconsiderate bastard, you should be hung" The man replies, "I am, that's why she's mowing the grass!"<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>#malefantasies #offindreamland #aintnomilfdoingthatfordick<br/><br/>:P<br/><br/><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=264819.msg13088616#msg13088616">Quote from: Bibliophilia on 30-03-2017, 11:57:23</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">I have this adorable mental image of Vi with some colorful, matching tools on a cute tool belt, none of which has ever been used, trying to do something like fix a broken pipe or put up a shelf.<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>Can Delilah watch? xD