<div align="center">(http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l521/ElliMichi/Night%20Vale/f78ccef6-6661-42d7-9bb9-491b87cbb07e_zps37ffea74.jpg)<br/></div><br/><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 10pt;">Hello Nightvale, welcome to the first episode of “What you should be thinking”. <br/><br/>I know there wasn’t much information as to the subject of this show, other than the title and the information that it is mandatory. Some people complained that they wouldn’t be able to turn on their radio in time and there is good news for them: They should have ceased to ever exist this very moment, saving them from becoming a social outcast because they missed this amazing new show.<br/>OBEY<br/>Ain’t that great?<br/>YIELD<br/>Anyways. I know none of you are interested in those guys. You never met them after all. Hell they never even existed. Actually wouldn’t that make all this fiction? I’m sorry…we’re drifting away here. The important thing is…I’d like to thank everyone for turning in today. Since I’m fairly new to this, I really am excited for today’s program.<br/>FOLLOW<br/>This show will deliver some helpful information, which might largely improve your overall living quality.  Thanks to our sponsor – the dark, yet menacing government agency – we are able to broadcast completely without any commercial breaks,  that you’ll be aware of.<br/>KISS A LIZARD<br/>Since this is the very first installment, I will try to be general, rather than focusing on a specific topic.<br/>REPORT FAMILY AND FRIENDS, WIN A PRIZE<br/>First of: Were you ever unsatisfied by the decisions of politicians? Upset over the government? Of course you were, it’s only natural. Like contracting AIDS or becoming insane. However, thankfully there’s a way to remain happy and productive: Get some Ice Cream!<br/>BE PRODUCTIVE<br/>As all of us should the very best ice cream  is sold by the screaming old man who keeps blinking in and out of existence. I for one especially like the vast selection of unique flavors he offers. Recently he expended it, adding nougat, white, steak, despair, yourparents AND vanilla.<br/>THAT DRESS WOULD LOOK BETTER IN GREEN<br/>Eventually, we all need some time to relax and here’s a big tip for your vacation this year:  Ask for a thought-screening and get the chance to win a free, all exclusive vacation at one of the many exciting government issued summer reeducation camps.  They offer many exciting games like “recite the rules”, “punishment” and “the hole”. Plus! You’ll be fed a healthy diet water every three days. Ain’t that sure to work wonders on your hips? Some former attendants claimed they lost over 20 pounds! I know I sure wouldn’t mind losing a little weight myself.<br/>I LIKE GREEN<br/>I’ve also heard a lot of rumors recently, claiming the government would put brain altering substances in the flu shots. That is of course untrue. It’d be needlessly complicated and ineffective. Not everyone takes those shot, plus portioning the needed neurotoxin small enough to  not kill anyone while in their blood is rather tough, it’s a lot easier to put it into the drinking water…which reminds me: Remember to hydrate, Nightvale! A grown person should drink at least 2-3 Liters a day to wash your brain from all the days stress and keep you functioning properly.<br/>TRUST THE GOVERNMENT<br/>On an entirely unrelated note: Be aware of squirrels, partly because they are aware of you, but mostly because they will try to whisper dark secrets into your ear. Always remember that everything squirrels tell you <em>is a lie</em>. Bears however are entirely truthful when they say they'll maul you to death. In a pinch you should always choose a bear's companionship.<br/>KILL THE TRAITORS<br/>Ok...I think i'm loosing interest in all of you at this very point. Goodnight nightvale and...<br/>BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS<br/>What?<br/>KEEP WATCHING THIS SHOW<br/>No. No way. I won't say <em>that</em>. It's something i wouldn't want to wish any of them.<br/>BE CALM<br/>How slow and painful? Ok...fine<br/>CARRY ON<br/>...and...stay safe.</span>