<div class="floatleft">(https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5884e18f9a46ec0e311bfdf6/master/w_768,c_limit/sundance-2017-aubrey-plaza.jpg)</div><div class="floatright">(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/harrypotter/images/a/ae/Hogwartscrest.png/revision/latest?cb=20110806202805)</div><table class="bbc_table"><tbody><tr><td><strong>NAME:</strong> Audrey Thorup (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=299655.msg14662805#msg14662805)<br/><strong>YEAR:</strong> Fourth | Ravenclaw <br/><strong>BLOOD STATUS:</strong> Muggle born <br/><strong>WAND:</strong> 10 ½ | Larch | Snallygaster heartstring<br/><strong>WEARING:</strong> Ravenclaw uniform (https://i.pinimg.com/originals/53/e9/47/53e947cfa3e486f27561656454291927.jpg)<br/><strong>DATE | TIME:</strong> Monday, 2 September 2019 | Evening <br/><strong>LOCATION:</strong> Great Hall | Ravenclaw table<br/><strong>CONTENT:</strong> Bitches love me<br/><strong>MOOD MUSIC:</strong> Mindless Self Indulgence - Bitches (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_lZjm5YQmw)<br/><strong>TAGGING:</strong> Derek | Open</td></tr></tbody></table><br/><hr/><br/>“Hmmm,” Audrey tilted her head and flashed her chocolate gaze at Derek, a bit of skepticism on her features. “Not sure it works that way.” Maybe it did, for all she knew. It wasn’t like she was exactly familiar with the goblet of fire. “I think it just, like, randomly spits out names.” Her eyes widened a little as she explained her thoughts on the matter, making them look even larger than they normally did. Which was already pretty buggy, at best. “We’re basically forced to watch it regurgitate folded up slips of paper, and they call it a ceremony for some reason.”<br/><br/>Audrey rolled her big, doe like eyes. “I wonder who was the genius who thought that up.” The cynicism in her voice made it clear that despite her words, she actually wasn’t all that curious at all. But, if the goblet were somehow magically inclined to pick the names of each student that best represented each school, then she wondered if he would be chosen. With a glare of her eyes scanning around the great hall, she glanced around at some of the others who might enter their names. How did Derek measure up against them?<br/><br/>Well, she was sure he stacked up like a plate of never ending pancakes. But she was obviously biased.<br/><br/>Audrey grinned at Derek’s query about crotch pains all summer. “If you’ve been experiencing<em>pain,</em>then I’m likely doing something wrong.” She let her implication linger, giving him a side eye that might have spoken volumes, if so many of her expressions weren’t exactly the same. He requested that she save her kinky affinities for him rather than the doll and Audrey’s grin grew even darker. “I’m not sure you can handle how kinky I can get. Which was why I was using the doll.” She nodded. It was a little too hard to tell if she was being serious or not.<br/><br/>Audrey took another few bites of dinner, perhaps shyly avoiding eye contact with Derek, but by then, it wasn’t clear. Maybe she was just hungry for more food. Derek couldn’t promise not to utilize a human sacrifice and immediately Audrey did a little shoulder shimmy. “In that case, I’ll bring my ceremonial dagger.” His laughter was soon echoed by her own, then it was her turn to lick her lips, except unlike when Derek did it, she took a moment to suck on them each.<br/><br/>A lull passed in their conversation. Not that Audrey minded very much. She was used to awkward silences. Especially after she had just said something off color. But, in Derek’s case, he was peering around, not to search for an escape route, but rather, to make sure that no one was listening in on their conversation. He leaned in a little closer, rubbing his cheek against Audrey’s in a way that made her nuzzle his cheek in turn, which probably looked like a very awkward display. Like two giraffes scratching cheeks.<br/><br/>He whispered to her, plans to meet at the whomping willow after lights out. Audrey held her breath, feeling his hot breath caressing her ear and wishing for his teeth to scrape her lobe. It was already hard enough to focus on his words, though. So Audrey kept relatively still all the while. The mention of warm clothes and boots had her curious, though being outside at nighttime in the fall made that an obvious choice, when she thought more about it. Then she felt his mouth press a sure kiss against her cheek.<br/><br/>Audrey released a sigh of contentment, her lashes closing and sealing her eyes shut. What she wanted was to block out the rest of the world, to relish this moment. Maybe she could stand on the Ravenclaw table and demand that everyone GTFO so that she and Derek could have some much needed privacy. If that were to happen, she’d need to let people know not to come back inside the great hall, no matter what strange noises they may have heard. He tore into his bread after pulling away, making her instantly miss his nearness and body heat.<br/><div class="floatright">(https://i.gifer.com/2bBX.gif)</div><br/>“If this is some kind of prank, I will bite your head off.” She said, flatly. As if to cement her seriousness, she flashed him her teeth like they were fangs, imitating a growling sound. “And if not, then you’re in for quite a treat. I can bang you way harder than the branches of that tree ever could,” somewhere in the midst of her delivery, she lost her composure and gruffly giggled into her food again. He had gotten her pretty worked up. Audrey didn’t envy the vibrator she brought with this year. That thing was certain to need lots of charging, at this rate.<br/><br/>Best to end things on a high note, or so Audrey had heard somewhere once. So, she finished up her food and excused herself from the table, leaning over Derek’s shoulder and hovering rather close to the side of his face. “I’d better go get ready.” Not that she even knew what time it was. But, maybe the sooner she went to her room, the quicker it’d be time to sneak out. “And I’d never be late. Unless you make me late.” She leaned away then, thinking her words were sexier than they actually were. With that, Audrey took her leave from the hall and headed back to Ravenclaw tower, to her own dorm room.<br/><br/><hr/><div align="center"><em>End.</em></div>