<strong>Name:</strong>John Darcy -<strong>played by Elias</strong><br/><strong>Age:</strong>39<br/><strong>Daytime job or occupation:</strong>Congressman<br/><strong>Role at the Fucking Gulch brothel:</strong>Client<br/><strong>Bio:</strong>He discovered Fucking Gulch by accident while he was on one of his whirlwind tours promoting small town America, hes looking to bring a pipeline through the tiny town, and while he was out looking for somewhere to unwind he discovered Fucking Gulch, hes been hooked ever since. Its super secret policy has also aided him a great deal and hes happy to enjoy the company. He has a picture taken in this town more than any other!<br/><strong>Appearance:</strong><br/>(http://mljblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/zachary-quinto.jpg)