<table class="bbc_table"><tbody><tr><td>(http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/cristiano-ronaldo-fatima-lopes-unveils-formal-wear-for-the-portuguese-national-soccer-team-may-17-2006-BVoj8V.jpg)</td><td><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong>Theofilus Heiko Gerben</strong></span><br/><em>Somewhat... disappointed?</em></div><hr/>Theo tilted his head curiously as he watched the girl remain hidden.  Then, squinting at Minoru, he gestured to the girl.<br/><br/> "I don't think she likes guys," he said, in Japanese.  Feeling somewhat stupid after saying that, he tried to repair by what he said saying,  "Not to say that she likes girls in a sexual way."  He really liked to step in big cowpies, didn't he?   "Em, not to say that it would be terrible if she were a lesbian."   Now he sounded like a pervert!  Damn it.<br/><br/>He marched to the little Japanese girl and said,<br/><br/> "Look, little Japanese girl, you are terrifying me.  I've watched that one movie with Sarah Michelle Gellar and that little boy who makes funny noises.  I don't know what it's called in Japanese, which is weird since the movie is set in Japan.  What I'm trying to say is, I'm unto you!  And if you come into my dorm room, well..."   Now, Theo grinned and postured himself like a very slick guy (he had the greasy hair to prove it!), leaning on one arm which hovered over her shoulder.   "... Then we'd probably have a good time." [/green]  He smiled, resisted the urge to touch her and then marched over to Minoru.<br/><br/> "Come on, Minoru-- I don't think our friend wants to join us at lunch."<br/><br/></td></tr></tbody></table>