<div class="floatright">(http://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/9/9a/Tony_Leung.jpg)<br/>(http://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/5/5e/Sarna_reserves_kamakura_s_hussars_spider_by_viereth-d585zvf.jpg)</div><strong>Hiro Kagekaze (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=207352.msg10171354#msg10171354)</strong><br/><strong>In the <em>Dark Star</em></strong>, DJ's quarters<br/><strong>Tagged:</strong>'DJ' Robins<br/><hr/><br/><strong>Trutzburg-Class Dropship <em>Dark Star</em>, attached to its Jumpship<br/>Callison System<br/>Republic Remnant<br/>21 January 3145</strong><br/><br/><em>"I know of a lot of Wrongs in my past, Hiro.  Believe me, they were really wrong, but not for reasons you may think.  They were wrong for trying to seduce and steal from me.  Caught one of the bastards trying to escape with a couple of valuables."</em><br/><br/>She laughed.  It was a a nice laugh, pleasant to the ear.  It made me want to make her laugh some more.  It also made me want to make her make other sounds, too.<br/><br/><strong>"I kind of don't want to know what you did to them, although I kind of do."</strong><br/><br/>I saw her roll her eyes when I said "whatever."  Between that and the lack of particularly feminine fashion, I realized I didn't have to protect her virgin ears.<br/><br/><em>"Believe me, sleeping in a small desert cave during a sandstorm at night is not very comfortable."</em><br/><br/><strong>"Pfft, at least you had a cave and some solid rock under you during your sandstorm.  Try sleeping in a small desert <em>tent</em>... on <em>sand</em> as your bed.  With a <em>camel</em>.  You ever been near a camel in a tent during a sandstorm.  I was tempted to just deal with the sandstorm.  It's almost impossible to sleep beside a camel.  As for 'whatever'... let's just say reading a book is about as likely to happen as sleeping under those particular circumsta-awww..."</strong><br/><br/>She threw a pillow at me without looking, and it landed square in my crotch.  It didn't hurt, but it was a surprise, and I still feigned pain, rolling in her bed and ending up in a fetal position.<br/><br/><strong>"Nice aim.  Right in the ballsack.  And I wasn't even trying to seduce you... <em>yet</em>."</strong><br/><br/>I took the pillow and pressed it against my nose while looking in her eyes.<br/><br/><strong>"Smells nice.  And I think I have some extra sheets lying around.  I'll be right back."</strong><br/><br/>I tossed the pillow back at her as I stepped out of her room and went down the hall to my bunk.  I came back with a set of silk black sheets and a really long pillow.<br/><br/><strong>"Here, this is my old set.  I have a new set that was a bit of an upgrade.  Just be careful because they are a bit... slippery?  Something about the thread count of the fabric makes it easy to slide against.  Point is, I started sleeping a lot better with these than without, and the body pillow is great for cuddling if you don't happen to have another member of the crew to do some grappling with.  And they're even better for something like this..."</strong><br/><br/>I stood up, grabbed one end of the body pillow, took a mighty swing, and wacked her behind with the other end.<br/><br/><strong>"Don't bring a bolster to a body pillow fight."</strong><br/><br/>