<div class="floatleft">(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110505190456/marveldatabase/images/thumb/e/e1/Amazing_Spider-Man_You%27re_Hired%21_Vol_1_1.jpg/300px-Amazing_Spider-Man_You%27re_Hired%21_Vol_1_1.jpg)</div><strong>Names</strong>: Spider-Man/Peter Parker<br/><strong>Race</strong>: Human. Ish.<br/><strong>Location</strong>: Las Vegas/The Bedrock Motel<br/><strong>Time</strong>: 6:02 pm<br/><strong>Tagging</strong>: Open-Ish<br/><strong>Content</strong>: Anything goes<br/><strong>Wearing</strong>: Ragged Spider-Pants<br/><hr/><br/>A web comes from Peter and grabs a particularly meaty burger. Strange, he's not wearing his trademark web shooters. The webbing just seems to be coming from his wrists on their own. And the base of his spine if his position was any indication as the arachnid-man seems now to be able to generate web organically. God knows where else he can produce webbing from now.<br/><br/>"<strong>Actually, the Spiders seem to like it. Lots of places to hide, lots of other bugs, less bug spray, that sort of thing.</strong>" he offers offhandedly tearing away the wrapper and eating savagely. Still hanging upside down from the ceiling, he either doesn't remember or doesn't care about proper eating etiquette anymore.<br/><br/>"<strong>Sorry, maybe I should explain something. No, I can't talk to Spiders. That's just silly, Spiders can't talk.</strong>" Pete offers as he takes another large bite with the grunting noises as he wolfs down a burger and goes for another. His eyes, the blackness of the Spiders again.<br/><br/>"<strong>I <em>commune</em> with them. Much different, much less silly. The Spiders are suggesting that if any of our friends are too wounded to move we Eat them, stay strong ourselves.</strong>" he tosses out, completely deadpan. He might just be joking though. He might be more of the Spider then he was before, but he is still Spider-Man.<br/><br/>Right?