<strong>Name of Applicant:</strong>Ellen Markovy<br/><strong>Age:</strong>23<br/><strong>Astrological Sign:</strong>Ares! Rawr!<br/><strong>Blood Type:</strong>A+<br/><strong>Sex:</strong>Female<br/><strong>How can you be contacted:</strong><em>(Please note that psychically will no longer be an option, thank you)</em>I...wait. I was confused enough being new to this town. What do you mean, "psychically"? Is that a joke? Haha, of course it is, because I'm new, right? I can be contacted via my cell phone first and my home phone second. :-)<br/><strong>How did you hear about us:</strong><em>(Psychically will be acceptable for this)</em>...okay. "Psychically" is mentioned again here. Um....I was told that I needed to submit an applicatin upon entering the town by some gentlemen who claimed they were policemen. I assume this must be a gated community?<br/><strong>Position:</strong>Newcomer to Night Vale (new resident, no radio show)<br/><strong>Have you ever hosted a radio show before:</strong><em>(if you're going to be a Radio Host)</em>N/A<br/><strong>What is the name of your show:</strong><em>(if a Radio Host)</em>N/A<br/><strong>Tell us about yourself:</strong>Well, I lived in Utah (horrible horrible Utah) for many years. I used to have a pen pal who lived here. I think he must have been Wiccan or something like that. But he spoke really highly of this place, and when I lost my job working for a newspaper in Salt Lake City, I decided that I needed a change in my life, and my friend suggested moving here! He said it would be exciting and that the night life was really something. I suppose I'm not too exciting myself; I'm just a journalist. I like writing, and I like discovering new things!<br/><strong>Have you ever seen a ghost:</strong>Er....no?<br/><strong>Do you believe in angels:</strong>I'm just coming out of a bad on-again/off-again relationship with religion. So currently no.<br/><strong>Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs:</strong>(if so, application may be denied) I've never heard of that place.<br/><strong>Is there any bodily fluid you have issues cleaning up:</strong>I....yes. All of them. I don't like touching bodily fluids. Well, unless it's all in consenting fun and it's only one type of bodily fluid.<br/><strong>Are you willing to fill in for the interns should they go missing:</strong>You guys must have a high turnover rate! But I suppose that's common in jobs like this. So...sure!<br/><strong>Please include a photograph:</strong><br/>(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/ac/f4/64/acf4644eca508e6b135b2e2a4dcc2608.jpg)