<div align="center">(http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l521/ElliMichi/WTNVBanner_zpsc5a80e7b.jpg)</div><br/>Good evening, Listeners and welcome to Night Vale.<br/><br/>I'd like to start out with an announcement from the Sheriff's Secret Police and City Council.<br/><br/>Continued conversation about the explosion that did not happen will result in detainment in the abandoned mine shaft that does not exist. I have been told that until these conversations stop, HBO will no longer be provided for the prisoners.<br/><br/>On to other news...<br/><br/>The warehouse that mysteriously burnt to the ground, not in any kind of explosion, is being repaired. Dr. Montgomery has brought in<em>outside</em>contractors. He's choosing not to use Night Vale's Community Union Workers Guild and has instead, I repeat, brought in<em><strong>outside</strong></em>contractors to do the repairs.<em><strong><span class="bbc_u">Outside</span></strong></em>workers.<br/><br/>I don't know about you, but this Dr. Montgomery is not making a good impression on me. I think I saw the words 'Desert Bluffs' on one of those workers uniforms. Shame on you Dr. Montgomery. Shame on you.<br/><br/>Meanwhile, his nurse has been making a much better impression. She completely denies the explosion that didn't happen. Even with the heat, she's taken to swearing the most lovely green scarf around her neck. Nurse Norwick claims it's a fashion statement, despite it not matching anything she's wearing. I see nothing wrong with the scarf. It matches with her red hair so well and matches the red shade of those marks on her neck.<br/><br/>Nurse Norwick was even seen at the football game last Friday cheering for the Night Vale Scorpions and hissing loudly at the Desert Bluffs quarterback.<br/><br/>There was even a lovely picture of her in the Night Vale Community News Paper, but no one was able to view it. When printed, the image kept disappearing. I am to inform the town that you are to imagine Nurse Norwick in the black box on the front page. I was told that the picture was of her standing, bent at the waist a bit, shouting through a cupped hand. Her green scarf dangling around her neck and still wearing her white uniform.<br/><br/>It sounds very nice, doesn't it? Perhaps the paper can look into getting a better camera or a better photographer.<br/><br/>And now, the weather...<br/><br/><div align="center">(http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l521/ElliMichi/WTNVWeather_zps1f387b4c.jpg)<br/><br/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wigqKfLWjvM<br/><br/>(http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l521/ElliMichi/WTNVWeather_zps1f387b4c.jpg)</div><br/>Welcome back.<br/><br/>I have some truly exciting news, Listeners.<br/><br/>First, the Sheriff's Secret Police wanted me to state that, again, continued conversation about the explosion that did not happen must cease or arrests will happen.<br/><br/>Secondly, and more importantly, I am very happy to announce several new additions to the Night Vale Community Radio Station family. Yours truly has taken it on himself to gather some information about these new staff members. After all, it is important to me that my listeners are well informed. You deserve to know about the people you listen to and who take care of the station.<br/><br/>Let us see, who is first...Oh! A lovely man by the name of Peter Cummings. Our new Sound Technician. Peter had this to say,<em>"I can't say that I'm the type to fear what I've never seen, then again I don't always fear what I have seen either. You can just ask my friend. He can vouch for me"</em>. Well, Peter, I did try to ask that friend of yours that you pointed out, but those hooded figures always seem to mess with my equipment. Your our new Sound Technician, maybe you can fix that.<br/><br/>Next...Yes, one of our new interns. Wesley. Normally, I don't go into too much detail about our interns, but Wesley took communication courses at our Night Vale Community College. Wesley had this to say,<em>"I'm one of the new interns! I fetch coffee, help organize some of the radio hosts papers or organize the mail, and some people told me I'm supposed to be the one who is the go-to for station management, but I looked at their office door and felt a cold impending sense of doom, so I'm hoping no one asks me to do that"</em>. Dear Wesley, I promise, we look after our Interns here at Night Vale Community Radio Station. We would never allow anything bad to happen to you.<br/><br/>I would also like to announce that Night Vale Community Radio will be hosting new radio shows. The first is<em>The Skelletons in your closet and you: How to deal with the horrible Crime you committed</em>. Well now, that sounds fascinating. It will be hosted by Darius Blake. He had a few things to say to my listeners. First off,<em>"Beavers are not"</em>, which I fully agree with. Secondly,<em>"goats aren't cheap you know? That reminds me...could you drop that i offer all children of nightvale below fearscout rank the chance the chance to earn themselves their deads, like any good American should"</em>, again, I agree.<br/><br/>Lastly, we have Josie Posie. She will be hosting a show called<em>Books to Live By</em>. That sounds...dull. Josie says she is from a city in Ohio. She said more after that, but I stopped listening. She's rather boring and went on about an explosion that didn't happen.<br/><br/>Anyway listeners, I think it is time to say...<br/><br/>Good night, Night Vale. Good night.