<strong>Roberto</strong><br/><strong>"Oh, my suffereeng knohz no bãonds! Every taeem I open my mãouth I take eento accãount ze possebeelety zat I'm eensulteeng somone's muzzehr,"</strong>I grinned wickedly and lamented solemnly.<strong>"Eet's all I can do to reemayn eenconspeecuous!"</strong>I winked back, stroking my chin and looking around at the Japanese folks around me, most of them lighter skinned and shorter than me, and without bizarre accents. Did I mention how hot the girls surrounding me were?<br/><br/>As I replied to Nakamura-san, the tram went round a sharp bend that took me by surprise. I held onto the strap beside Nakamura's, but was pressed slightly against her as I almost stumbled for a moment. A happy little accident.<strong>"<em>Sooreemasehn,</em>"</strong>I smiled apologetically, as the momentum of the tram pushed me against her back somewhat. I tried not to let my eyes wander too obviously down to her very short skirt and pulled away from her hurriedly.<br/><br/><em>Got to play it cool and keep it an accident, after all. Intentional shoving up to her won't do, for now.</em>