"That's perfectly all right," the bunny-eared woman nodded.  "I'll cut right to the chase for ya."<br/><br/>Taking a seat, she dug a thick manila envelope out of her briefcase with a flourish.<br/><br/>"Long story short, this is yer copy...it's a contract between the head of Clan Kuonji, that's yer great-grand-dad, I believe, and the head of Clan Tanukigawa, one of our clients.  Leavin' aside a ton of minor details, it involves a unifyin' of the two clans by marryin' the heir of one to the heir of the other."<br/><br/>She paused, frowning.<br/><br/>"Now, as ye might<em>well</em>be wondering, fer the last few generations, both heirs have been male, thus preventin' any motion forward on this peculiarly error-strewn deal.<span class="bbc_u">Buuuuut</span>!  The former heir relinquished the role to his twin sister, and...ya are aware that the Clan Kuonji register lists ya as a boy, right?"<br/><br/>She scratched her head.<br/><br/>"Point is, we'll we workin' on gettin' the both of yez out of this unfortunate predicament, but in the meantime..."