Right!  So I killed your (utterly MILFtastic) mom<sup>*</sup>during a horrible battle that caused far too many civilian casualties due to unforseen consequences of my brilliant strategic plan, and now carry her sword around as if it were my own.<br/><br/><br/><br/><sup>*</sup>...which was really too bad.  I mean, holy fucksticks, did you see that woman's gambeson puppies?  Totally a waste...okay, granted, it'd be a rocky relationship at best but still...