"A booth it is.  Amazing what happens when the boss tries a new gimmick to bring in the lunch crowd.  Ah, but we have a most beautiful boy coming up shortly.  Would you prefer to have a view of that?"<br/><br/>The server laughs and leads them to a booth which, most mercifully, does not face the stage.<br/><br/>"Your server will be with you shortly.  Please, enjoy your meal!"<br/><br/>And he disappears again.  A few moments later, a teenaged boy of Asian ancestry with a shaved head, both eyebrows pierced, a pressed white shirt, red cumberbund, and black slacks approaches.  He hands each of you a menu.<br/><br/>"Good afternoon, ladies.  Welcome to Crablegs.  My name is Wong Hau and I'll be your server today.  May I start you off with something to drink?  A jumped beer, perhaps?"