<div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=201109.msg9908161#msg9908161">Quote from: JennyFive on 27-04-2014, 23:54:31</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">-stifles a chuckle, then just laughs uncontrollably- BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=201109.msg9908178#msg9908178">Quote from: Rave on 28-04-2014, 00:00:10</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote"><br/>Oh that's okay, Dad. I already found an alternative: I just masturbate on mom instead~  ;)<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div>"No, son, you use one of her holes!  That's what they are there for.  Just be careful with her ass.  It's a little sore, but I bet you heard that last night, didn't you?  Bet you were sitting on your bed masturbating to your mother's screams as we nearly destroyed our bed."