well, if all else fails, and I know this is unconventional, we could have a Haruhi "stunt double" do the erotic scenes between Haruhi and Kyon.  :)<br/><br/>Also, do you know if Yuki ever asks anyone for anything in the entire series?  The closest I can think of is in the final episode when she expresses the desire of the Integrated Thought entity and her own desire that the experiment continue.<br/><br/>It's rather tricky to write someone who can't comprehend feeling emotions.  Quite a fun challenge though.