(La de da de, every-damn-body)<br/><br/><div align="center">(http://s29.postimg.org/7ee0arh47/newsanchor.jpg)</div><br/><br/><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: times new roman;">"Good Morning, Los Angeles, I'm Ted Daily, sitting in for your normal anchor, Jenner D'Annunzio. The White House has released a statement concerning the rampant viral illness that has swept across the nation on the heels of Ebola. According to White House Press Secretary, Marisa Starky, the CDC has assured officials that there is no flu pandemic. Americans should utilize appropriate hygiene habits and if they are feeling ill, stay home. According to the numbers released from the CDC, most people are recovering from the illness within five to seven days, following proper rest and sanitation procedures. The CDC also wants to remind citizens that most Americans who are ill are suffering from the normal seasonal bugs and that only a small percentage of people have shown to actually be carrying the viral illness. Let's go over to Dan O'Reilly now for a weather forecast..."</span></div><br/>