<strong>TODD LANDRY</strong><br/><br/><div class="floatleft">(http://www.cbsnews.com/i/cbsnews/2009/01/30/image4764474g.jpg)</div>Todd was fuming. Mikey and Rob hadn't just seized creative control of the show's content from him - this used to be his show, darn it!  - they were also being complete control freaks about it. He could hear the jittery little assbandit shouting from the production room. Soon enough, there was a knock on his door.<br/><br/>"Damn it, Tony, I'm coming!" he shouted, straightening his tie in the mirror, then hurried out of his dressing room to the production meeting room. Just his luck. Candy, Natalie, Mikey and his slave drones were all there already. Why did every meeting have to start five minutes early? He nodded at the executive producer with a weary smile. "Good morning, Mikey. What's got you so worked up? Are we being sued by the Westboro Baptist Church again?"<br/><br/>Waving at Natalie, he asked for his stress relief caffeine overdose of choice. "Good morning! A black coffee please, Natalie, no sugars." Sipping his coffee, Todd looked over the stack of paper ready for him on the meeting table. They'd have quite a menagerie on the show today. Two harlots of B-list celebrities, internet perverts, a teenage mom who'd slept with half her trailer park, the usual.<br/><br/>"So Candy, what do you think?" he asked, deciding to put her on the spot and stroking his chin thoughtfully. "I figured we'd get the unemployed millions watching with our book interview with the porn star, then bring on Charity Grace for a quick conversation about her new album and tour before we have her get into a fight with Tiger Bane. Then, we go to commercials and bring on the internet couple. Mikey, do we have a guest list with dressing rooms assignments for Natalie? We'll want to keep the internet pervert away from the porn star, before we get another high profile rape case. I think we all remember last time Keller had a touch of sunstroke and ran amok. Some of those Olympic female soccer players were out of action for two months!"