<strong>Percy Smith</strong><br/><br/><em>What is your living situation? (Who do you live with? How do you all get along?)</em><br/>Well, there's my dad, Doctor Thomas Smith, DDS. And my mom, Melissa. She runs and partly owns a little bookstore out by the waterfront, mostly for tourists. It loses money, but it's not like we're in danger of losing the house or anything. I have an older brother Evan who graduated from high school last year and isn't sure what he's doing next. We don't have a lot in common, to put in mildly. Everyone gets along, but sometimes it feels like I'm staying at the world's most boring Bed and Breakfast. Friendly, clean, but not a lot of connection there. The three of them go to church on Sundays. When I stopped doing that we had what passes for a fight in our family -- a ten minute discussion followed by two days of silence, then we never talked about it again.<br/><br/><em>Are you involved in any extracurricular activities?</em><br/>Oh God yes. I admit, I kind of go crazy every year with the sign-ups. Let's see, there's the yearbook, the newspaper, the glee club, student government, drama club, tennis team... I'm sure there's more. It keeps me busy, lets me rub shoulders with people all over the school.<br/><br/><em>What do you do for fun?</em><br/>I wish I had more free time for fun! Well, there's parties, of course. I like being around people. I just like people, period, I guess. I drink a little, and I've smoked a little pot -- mostly it just made me hungry. And then there's well, (whispering) ess...eee...echs. But a gentleman doesn't talk about that. Much.<br/><br/><em>What's the best memory you have of the school year so far?</em><br/>There was this Saturday night, in the woods. A surprise kegger, with a campfire and everything, even though it was still summer hot out. People were dancing, drinking, smoking, just really having a good time. People started drifting off into the woods in pairs. As for me? Well, let's just say that three is a magic number, hmm? Teresa, Jason and me. We didn't make it last until the sun came up, but it sure felt like it.<br/><br/><em>What's the worst memory you have of the school year so far?</em><br/>Next Monday, in the cafeteria. The bitch wouldn't even look me in the eye, and that bastard had the gall to call me a fag. Like, hello? Do you suck cock with that mouth? I should have killed them.<em>Could</em>have killed them. Did I say should? Ooops. Figure of speech. Anyway, they're dating now. Hope nothing goes wrong there, such a cute couple.