<strong>John Williams</strong><br/>As John was driving back from a call he noticed a glow in a field, and decided to check it out.  As he pulls up the drive in his fire truck he sees a building with a neon sign on the side.  He pulls up to the building as the wine from his diesel engine shuts off and walks in the front door and starts looking around and notices a big a big black man standing behind a podium.  John walks up and asks, "How are you doing tonight."