<strong>Roberto</strong><br/>I eyed Minoru and Alfred.<strong>"What ãowsome sahmooeray spowrts you guiys plaeey,"</strong>I observed.<strong>"I knohw Brasilian Jiu Jeetsu, eez zat at all laeek what zey do heeyre? Excooz my gaijeen eegnorens,"</strong>I chuckled, working down some udon noodles with prawns and something unidentifiable yet familiar-tasting.<strong>"Hãow abãout you gerrls? I noehwteeced ze sweemeeng pooehl on ze map, and ze tennees cãourts. Wheech of you dos wheech?"</strong>I asked, looking around.<br/><br/><em>Caramba, it's all I can do not to get hard just seeing those girls in uniform! Welcome in Japan, Roberto!</em>