<strong>Who's the foreign exchange student? What's weird about them?</strong><br/><br/>Hendrik Labuschagne. He's from South Africa. There is nothing weird about him at all, I guess, except for his accent. I think he might be into Nicocoa, since she always grabs his attention when they're in the same room. What? No. He's not like, fucking racist. I mean, I dunno. You go look for the Klan hood in his locker, jackass. He was dating Ben Wilson's sister for a while, but they broke up. Or not. Don't see them together anymore so that's what I figured. So where's my chicken tenders, friendo? You promised me chicken tenders for answering this question. Why aren't you giving me my chicken tenders,<em>now</em>?<br/><br/><strong>Who's the kid that sits in front of you in homeroom and what do they do that really gets on your nerves?</strong><br/><br/>That's Harvey Deebleman. He's a goth. He wears black and has make-up and thinks the Crow is the fucking coolest thing ever. And he's always writing these poems about death and unlife. Guy's got no fucking clue what it's like when some fucker with a giant hook on a t-handle gets you in the gut and just yanks on it. I mean, you ever see your own intestines? It's not cool, man. Not cool. But he thinks it is. He listens to Type O Negative and acts like dying is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Well, he's fucking wrong!<br/><br/>The pizza bagel is the best thing since sliced bread, for the record.<br/><br/><strong>Why did the chemistry teacher get fired?</strong><br/><br/>He was mismanaging his budget for classroom supplies. It is alleged that he was buying himself dragon dildos and posting vids of himself unboxing and using them at school. Which is ridiculous.<br/><br/>I mean, who even knows if dragons have dongs? They might just press cloacas together and then they - what? What? It's a perfectly biologically sound method of reproduction and most lizards don't have real dicks.<br/><br/><strong>Who did you catch the janitor spying on?</strong><br/><br/>It's not like I was trying to be En-Silas-pedia Brown or anything, but I caught the janitor spying on the math teacher. Doing what? Hmm. Well. I don't wanna say. How do you like them apples?<br/><br/>As a question for Nicolette:<br/><br/><strong>What did the school cook bring back with him from Viet Nam, and why is he so passionate about food?</strong>