Vince ~ after the questions answered the ad hoc<br/><br/>It was Mila with the cold feet. It tickled Vince that she would tease with him again. Until of course she turned it around on him.  He was caught in her green eyes and couldn't stop grinning.<br/><br/>Eyes ah man could get hisself in stuck in deep, he thought.<br/><br/>His ears were warming at her own question. His nick name and hers. It was too funny to pass up but he wasn't sure exactly what to say.<br/><br/>"Well I'm ah handy man see, "Vince explained laughing at the joke, "An someone at dah pub says he's ah real tool that one!"<br/><br/>"An me sweet lass sittin dere talked me to ah tattoo parlor tah writ her name on me jollies. I was feelin no pain tat night. But I seen dah needles an ask 'em what else day had."<br/><br/>"Wit no idea what ah ribbin was but they said it drove dah lasses mad wit passion. Scratched dah G spot just right day said.  Do it says I, If one is good, den tree is better, give me tree."<br/><br/>"An woke four days later inna sleepin bag under ah coffee table achin like I'd been kicked inna jollies by ah horse. Sos me chums laughin at me sufferin started callin me tool. Dah name stuck. "<br/><br/>Vince looked around, “We found dah coldest feet, so who’s dah cover stealer?”<br/><br/>