“I am not so poor as to need for someone to pay for replacement pants. These can be dry cleaned anyway, it was champagne, not wine.” he promised. “buy him some poptarts instead, he’ll sulk otherwise, the tower is out of them.” he admitted which just made Phil smirk. No matter how much Loki pretended otherwise, he really did love his brother and tried to take care of him without making it obvious.<br/><br/>“...must you?” Loki complained, a smile curling his lips against his will at the terrible, terrible, awful pun. “she’s been stressed lately.” Loki admitted. “grumpy. I don’t know why.” he admitted before glancing at Johnny, his head tilted a little. “oh very well if you insist. And it doesn’t matter if it was your fault or not. She is the lady of the relationship and that means that you, as the man, apologize for upsetting her… is that not correct? I researched human mating habits and rituals and everything says that the woman is always right.” he admitted. “not unlike the asgardians really. Odin might be King but it’s mostly matriarchal in households. The women keep the house and the kids so of course it makes sense for them to be in charge of the money and the family.” Loki admitted. “human households are the same I’ve learned. It’s most comforting to know that our cultures are not so different.”<br/><br/>“do relax Johnny, we won’t be recognized. I am a master of illusion remember?” he smirked at the other. “we are currently two very giggly blonds with very nice breasts.” he admitted as he allowed Johnny to drag him to wherever it was that Johnny wanted to go.<br/><br/><hr/><br/>“what?! Of me?! Never! You take that back.” Tony commanded, sulking before smiling at Steph. “hey, relax… Johnny… I don’t think Johnny actually knows about Obi…” he admitted. “Reed knows just enough to know that Obi stole my shit… I don’t think they understand exactly what happened between us…” he shook his head a little. “of course we’re still on for the game.” he promised. “and I don’t mind if Johnny’s there.” he promised. It would annoy him but everything seamed to annoy him lately, he blamed it on the nightmares. “besides Loki promised Pepper a spa day and she’ll have a fit if he doesn’t keep that promise.” Tony admitted with a grin.