(Everyone)<br/><br/><div align="center">(http://s28.postimg.org/koglei8rh/radio300.png)</div><br/><br/>"-ia anyways. You can't listen to a damn thing those puppets say! Seasonal flu my<em>-bleep-</em>! Come<em>on</em>America, this is a<strong>pandemic</strong>! And no bull<em>-bleep-</em>ing lying White House marionette is gonna change that! First, WE had the swine flu, then we had H1N1, the- then we had<strong>Ebola</strong>! And-and then they come off with these cock-a-mamy statistics?<em>LIES</em>, America, outright lies. Listen to this, according to the CDC, only 401 people across the country have tested positive for the CPN2 Virus! And if you believe<strong>that</strong>why I have some prime real estate, I say I have some ocean front property to sell to you right in the middle of the Mojave Desert! Try this number on for size -- 1.1<em>million</em>. Yeah, that's right. Your pal Jimmy here on Renegade Radio is tellin' you the number is<em>way</em>over 401. This is a pandemic America and we are in trouble."