*Baba steps up and takes the microphone to address the group*<br/><br/>"Right, well all of you would naturally love someone like me. After all, I'm the epitome of some kind of mother issues that we all have.You know, where you can't stand the brute force of your mother's personality coming to bear down on you, and yet you love her and can't do without her. Am I right? Of course I'm right. Baba is always right, and don't you forget it. Alexei, sit up straight. You need to shave. Mithlomwen, you are writing the most shocking things right now. Not saying that I don't enjoy them. After all, I used to take Nikolai for a ride every so often when we were younger. But honestly, you young folks, you are hot stuff these days. Elenisil, would you please take care of yourself? Have you been getting enough sleep? I think you might need some fresh air. You should go outside for a little bit. Alexei and Mithlomwen, will you please make sure Elenisil gets outside, or do I have to do everything myself? Anthea, dear, if you're going to keep smashing porcelain boxes and candies, you should really invest in buying bulk. I'm sure you can get a card to Pavel's Wholesale Club. Oh, and don't forget to bring the dog with you to Ingrid's bath. It'll be a nice way for the girls to bond, or at least for Olga to plot and Ingrid to bond. Animals are so nice that way. Nikolai had a big dog once. Well, ha ha, he had a big dog for him and a little dog on him. But don't let that get back to the poor man. He has to make do with what the good God gave him. All right, I'm going back to work. You all behave yourselves!"