"Well, don't that beat all..."<br/><br/>Texas Jim politely removes his hat and smiles at his competitors for the evening.<br/><br/>"Evening, ladies!  This here's kind of an unexpected development.  Which ain't the same thing as unwelcome, no, sirree..."<br/><br/>He turns back to the hostess and sets his glass carefully on the counter.<br/><br/>"Better top this off for me, darlin'."