Sean certainly didn't expect the older Mike to, suddenly and without warning, put on his shirt.  It left him completely nonplussed, as he looked for meaning in the act.  Was it just the Danish man being playful?  Was he putting on a show for the girls? Or was he trying to tell Sean something?  There was no doubt that the material was stretched on Mike's larger frame, as, when it was buttoned up on Sean, it wasn't exactly hanging loose.  Sean was not nearly as built as Mike, but he certainly was no slouch in the body department, either, and he had chosen his style to reflect that.  He considered warning Mike to be careful not to rip the material, which was, frankly, the only thing he could think of to say, but such a thing might come off the wrong way, so he kept quiet.  Instead, he offered Mike an amused, slightly confused smile.<br/><br/>Rallying, he looked around the table.  "I'm afraid none of you are right.  I've been engaged twice--but had to break off both, for different reasons.  The first time was due to a series of events we could not control, and the second time was due to a...difference in opinions.  But no, I've never been married."  He showed off his ring finger, which, indeed, lacked any kind of ornamentation.<br/><br/>"And the part about playing for Bon Jovi was true.  This was for the Lost Highway Tour. (http://www.bonjovi.com/photos/lost_highway_tour)  I was playing with my band, Keith and the Flying Machines, at the Viper Pit in New York at the time.  Bobby Bandiera happened to be in the audience, and I guess what he liked what he heard.  He approached me after the gig, said that their usual backup guitarist was sick and that they needed a replacement for the start of the tour.  Well, how could I refuse?  It was absolutely amazing.  And Jon's a hell of a nice guy.  A real class act.  He doesn't have that whole 'spoiled rock star' thing at all."<br/><br/>He sat back, grinning.  "But no, I've never had sex on a horse.  I did try once, though--but I fell off.  Let me tell you, falling off a horse with your pants around your ankles and a woman's knee in your groin is not fun.  So sorry, guys, no points this round. Who's next?"