“why not?” Tony asked Steph with a grin. “it’s about the only thing none of us could break.” he admitted, grinning at her before settling in to watch the play.<br/><br/>Bucky, for his part, got totally bored halfway through the first act and was messing with his phone. He knew Steph wouldn’t care as long as he didn’t distract her. Thankfully there was Wifi here so Bucky could read that new series Tony had been insistently pestering him about. Bucky wasn’t sure if he cared about some kid who found out he was a wizard but it sure did beat reading mission files.<br/><br/>Tony smiled and brought Pep’s hand up and kissed the back of her hand, feeling a little bit better knowing she was right there. “I don’t mind theater.” Tony admitted with a smile. “it’s good. Entertaining.” he’d rather be building Clint that new bow he wanted, or making Steph some reinforced rib plates, or making new Widows Bites, but this was okay too.<br/><br/>“the Gods had outgrown the incest stage of life long before you humans where even born.” Loki said, rolling his eyes. “as it is, humanity is still a bit too obsessed with it. It was only a few years ago that your English Kings where marrying first cousins to keep their bloodlines pure you know.” he looked amused. “but as far as the rest of it, it’s quite close to what happened in reality.” he admitted. “the two where not siblings to be sure.” he admitted. “but the forced marriage, the sword and the fight was all accurate so far.” he admitted as he got up to fetch Bucky and Johnny more snacks so they wouldn’t pester Steph too much.<br/><br/>“i’ll just read the synopsis on Wikipedia.” Bucky decided, shaking his head because none of it made sense to him. The language was weird, the characters weirder and he was kind of getting into this harry potter kid. He had noticed Johnny’s actions and had resettled his metal hand onto her knee and was gently stroking the skin to offer another calm distraction. Bucky wasn’t exactly horny at the moment but he was always wiling to help Johnny get laid. “would you like something to drink Steph?” Loki asked, offering her another drink.