I'm happy to cede the position of Baby Animal Guardian to the estimable and terrifyingly toothsome Greytrail.  Just don't eat my tapirs!<br/><br/>PS: Baby tapir. (http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/instantly-improve-your-day-with-this-magical-baby)  More baby tapirs. (http://www.buzzfeed.com/anteater/baby-tapirs)<br/>