"Uh... well not those last two jeez... but I was at a party! That prick had like no right to come busting into our territory and then he singled me out... I figured I knew him and didn't recognize him... but he was all like 'it is illegal to offer a Officer of the law that.'" She'd say, puffing out her cheeks and putting on a falsetto deep voice.<br/>"I told him he was just being a prude and well... uh... yeah. I guess he didn't like that. The asshole punched my fethin lights out... come too and I'm here in freaken Drabs-ville reeking of bacon." She'd say as she'd stretch her arms out and lean back as far as she could as soon as she was far away enough from the wall to do so. She'd sheepishly rub her wrists.<br/>"I swear, I wasn't doing anything terrible... We were just having a little fun not hurting no one. I mean okay I guess the traffic pole might of taken offense to it, but it's a fethin traffic pole."