KAGAMI ARISU<br/><br/><em>There are boys here!<br/><br/><span class="bbc_u">Well spotted. Have a team point.</span><br/><br/>Urusai! You're not helping.<br/><br/><span class="bbc_u">Nor are you, acting like a ten year old</span><br/><br/>What are boys doing here?<br/><br/><span class="bbc_u">Uhhh... attending school?</span></em><br/><br/><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote">Quote</div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">"Garble. Garble-garble-blarble-foreign-language-garble!"</blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/><em>Oh my word! He's seen me! What do I do?</em><br/><br/><em><span class="bbc_u">Strip, jump out and shout 'Come get some?'</span></em><br/><br/>I flushed a brilliant red and staying silent wished I could do like that man does on 'Heroes' and vanish through walls.<br/><br/><em>Will you stop that?<br/><br/><span class="bbc_u">Oh don't be such a child! He won't bite.</span><br/><br/>How do you know? He's a boy. He's practically an alien from the planet Zorg.<br/><br/><span class="bbc_u">Worse than that. He's gaijin. And you're useless.</span><br/><br/>Thanks for the help!<br/><br/><span class="bbc_u">Well?</span><br/><br/>Well what?<br/><br/><span class="bbc_u">What are you going to do?</span><br/><br/>I don't know!<br/><br/><span class="bbc_u">There's the other boy. He's Japanese.</span><br/><br/>That's worse. Hentai. Otaku. Cosplay. Maids. Tentacle rape.<br/><br/><span class="bbc_u">What's wrong with that?</span><br/><br/>Look. I'm just... Urusai.</em><br/><br/>My face was now the colour of the Nippon flag. I resolved the situation by doing and saying nothing, but remaining hidden behind the metal cleaner's cabinet.<br/><br/><hr/>[<em>Urusai</em>- shut up.<br/><em>Gaijin</em>- non-Japanese. Foreigner.]