Kyon<br/><br/><em>It was a pretty typical day for me, so far, but then 'typical' had seriously changed since I met Haruhi Suzumiya.  Still, from day to day the mornings remained fairly calm.  It wasn't until the club meetings that Haruhi began her crazy schemes, which I imagined the teachers appreciated since she didn't disrupt the classroom... as much.  But it made me dread the long walk to the club room every day.<br/><br/>I opened the door, and the first thing I saw made my heart sink: Haruhi was already there, sitting behind the (stolen) computer I had set up for her.  I usually made it to the club room before her; if she beat me here, it probably meant she had a new crazy scheme that would... well, I had no way of predicting what would happen with her.  Still, if I was honest with myself, I'd admit I didn't hate it.  It certainly made life more interesting, and she was... well, very attractive.<br/><br/>Of course, the next thing I noticed was Mikuru.  It was impossible not to -- she was easily the most attractive, sexiest girl in school.  Even with her cleavage covered, her breasts were impossible to hide, and so very big.  And that long beautiful hair... why did Haruhi have to cut her hair?  She looked so great with a long ponytail!  But Mikuru wasn't loud and overbearing like Haruhi; she was quiet and demure and that maid outfit was just so perfect on her.<br/><br/>Not to discount Yuki Nagato, though.  Sure, she wasn't overtly sexual like Mikuru, or outgoing like Haruhi, but she had a wonderful petite figure, and a quiet cuteness about her...  I couldn't quite explain it, but the way she acted was incredibly endearing.  I wasn't sure if she felt that sort of thing, but I would love an opportunity to find out.  If Haruhi wouldn't kill me or the entire world for it.<br/><br/>In a way, the sexual frustration and the jealousy from Haruhi reminded me of one of those harem comedy shows like... what was the name, with the hotel and all.  Here I was with feelings for these three girls, and I even actually got to kiss one... I think, unless I was dreaming that, or something... but it almost seemed fated.<br/><br/>Well, except for Koizumi Itsuki.  I wasn't about to do anything yaoi, so he wasn't here for the harem comedy show aspect.  Unless, maybe he was the 'main character' of the harem comedy.  But then, I was the one who got to kiss Haruhi.  And he seemed pretty asexual pretty much all the time.  In fact he didn't seem to have much in the way of personal opinions at all; he mostly sat around doing whatever Haruhi said and explaining things to me.  Maybe that was supposed to be his role.<br/><br/>So, I went into the club room.  There was nothing I could do about Haruhi beating me here except deal with whatever punishment she handed down.</em>