<table class="bbc_table"><tbody><tr><td>(http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/cristiano-ronaldo-fatima-lopes-unveils-formal-wear-for-the-portuguese-national-soccer-team-may-17-2006-BVoj8V.jpg)</td><td><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong>Theofilus Heiko Gerben</strong></span><br/><em>Suddenly super excited!</em></div><hr/>Fee-fi-fo-fum, he smelled the musk of a Japanese plum!  Looking over Tetushara's shoulder, he spied an adorable Japanese girl approach, stiffen and then melt.  Theo adjusted his jacket and waved at her in a friendly manner, grinning like he ate the canary because <em>no one told him that this place was co-ed.</em><br/><br/> "Hullo," he said playfully, careening back and forth from heel to toe as he smiled at the banged beauty in the hall.   "No need to be shy.  I don't bite.  My friend here might!"  He laughed.<br/></td></tr></tbody></table>