Okay.....rough draft sheet incoming! If there's anything that needs to be improved or changed, let me know!<br/><br/><br/>Night Vale Community Radio<span class="bbc_u"><strong>Intern</strong></span><br/><br/><strong>Name of Applicant:</strong>Wesley Morris<br/><strong>Age:</strong>I am beyond the petty concept of age and time, as I believe it's a very shallow way to judge a person, but my birth certificate indicates that I'm 23.<br/><strong>Astrological Sign:</strong>Aries.<br/><strong>Blood Type:</strong>O negative<br/><strong>Sex:</strong>Male.<br/><strong>How can you be contacted:</strong>28 Bleak Street, Apartment 3.<br/><strong>How did you hear about us:</strong>Old woman Josi's Ouija board.<br/><strong>Tell us about yourself:</strong>I was born and raised here in Night Vale. Some of that history is fuzzy. I lived a very safe childhood; my family moved from time to time for our own protection as the Sheriff's Secret Police demanded, but what family didn't do that, really? I played sports in school, although I wasn't very good at it. I graduated a little early, but I ended up staying in college an extra year. I have a 2 year degree in Communications.<br/><strong>Do you have an aversion to fire:</strong>Only when it burns.<br/><strong>Do small, dark places make you nervous:</strong>No.<br/><strong>Have you take offense towards blood rituals:</strong>No. Everyone should witness at least one blood ritual, at least for education purposes.<br/><strong>Any connection to an elder god:</strong>No.<br/><strong>Have you ever seen a ghost:</strong>No.<br/><strong>Would you like to be a ghost:</strong>No.<br/><strong>Do you believe in angels:</strong>Only when it's legal to do so.<br/><strong>Would you like to be an angel:</strong>This fascinates me. Yes.<br/><strong>Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs:</strong>For shame for asking that question. I have no prior history of living anywhere other than Night Vale.<br/><strong>Does it bother you that the intern application is longer than the radio host application:</strong>At first, it bothered me. But the more I thought about it, the more I realized that the little things in life are tests, tests to determine if you are ready to learn the ultimate life lesson: Life is unfair. Brutal, unequal, and unfair. I have learned this fact, my soul being crushed like a bug under a shoe and growing dark and cold like the void of space with the knowledge, and accepted the fact the application for the interns is longer than the ones for hosts.<br/><strong>Please include a photograph:</strong><br/>(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0cm3xD7jc1qzrk5xo1_500.jpg)