ASUKA<br/><br/><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote">Quote</div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">"Worse. You're going to have sex with Shinji on an examination table, in a bright white room, with cameras all around you."</blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div>I yawned again,<strong>"Oh good, it was a dream. And I'm still sleeping."</strong>There had to be a witty Asuka-ism to fire back in response to this but before one rattled down the chute and dropped out my mouth, an almost-not-completely-naked Misato went down the corridor and told Shinji the marvelous news. Or I dreamed she did.<br/><br/><em>I want breasts like hers. One day.</em><br/><br/><strong>"Misato!"</strong>I yelled,<strong>"Ikari-san won't be best pleased when I murder his son during a rape incident will he? So why don't we jump on the bus and go for a picnic instead?"</strong>I leaned forward to get a view out the balcony doors. Twenty-five Celsius at seven in the morning. Again.<br/><br/><strong>"It doesn't look like rain!"</strong><br/><br/><em>Kaji. I want sex with Kaji.</em>