Loki cocked his head, looking very delighted at the idea of a surprise. “if I must.” he agreed. “although bathing with Johnny wouldn’t be so bad. He could keep the water hit for ever.” Loki admitted, looking quite delighted. Which, yeah he’d keep Johnny in the tub for DAYS if he could get away with it. “it was a beautiful surprise.” Loki agreed. “almost as beautiful as that time you dressed up in that USO girl costume.” Loki leered at her. “all that leg just bared to the world.” he teased. “I think Johnny came before he even got you undressed.” he grinned at her. “your just too sexy for anyone's good.” he teased.<br/><br/>He happily polished off the last of the ravioli’s and then shrugged. “the fics where cute but honestly the reality is better… although, some of them… human bodies don’t really work that way do they? And what is it with humans fascinations with incest and tentacles?” he asked, frowning a little. “it’s highly disturbing.” he admitted, snapping his fingers at the dishes which all flowed into the air and then into the sink where they started to wash themselves, rinse and then tuck themselves into the dish drainer. Loki was happy to go to bed and stripped naked, as he always did. Sleeping in the nude was an asgardian custom he refused to give up. He was pretty sure his offer to go completely sexless the first few times had freaked them out more. Learning your boy toy could become as smooth as a ken doll was… disturbing. Not to mention Loki always ended up under the covers, sometimes clinging to one of their hips, face pressed into a stomach, sometimes laying at their foot, stretched out on the end of the bed. Once curled up in the fetal position between Johnny’s legs like some sort of giant cat. He was an odd guy but he was loyal and loving so it was easy to forgive him his quirks. “so tired.” Loki sighed as he sagged into bed, not caring where he landed. He was asleep in mere minutes. It was the only time he truly looked relaxed.