<strong>Who's the kid who's convinced Silas is into something bad and wants to save him from it?</strong><br/>I guess every school has one, though they're probably thicker on the ground down South. Ours is Terrance Wheaton. His father's a minister. Preacher? Vicar? I don't even know what they call themselves, but an evangelist, anyway. Church isn't for me, but I get that some people are into it. This one's different. Weird. And the whole little whitebread clan make damn sure you don't forget it. The school shut down the 'Religious Studies Club' after it was pointed out anonymously that the Wilsons were basically holding a prayer meeting in the music room once a week, and that kind of thing is sort of a no-no. So now they just grab you in the hall, or at lunch, or when you're trying to walk home from school. Terrance is the oldest one in high school, and so the worst, but his creepy younger sisters following him around with their matching bibles and ankle-length skirts... ewww.<br/>Anyway, Silas is their target now, God help him.<br/><br/><strong>Who has a crush on Ryder and why do they bug you?</strong><br/>That would be Mr. Dent, who teaches US History (including at least one lecture on the 'War of Northern Aggression', if you get my drift). Lives alone, crew cut, starched white shirt, and he's happy to tell you all about his years in the Army without ever really giving you any details. I think it's all an act. So this isn't general knowledge,<em>per se</em>, but I might have been snooping around his desk one day during detention and I just might have come across a photo of Ryder. It looked like it was taken from across the cafeteria and then like blown up and cropped out or whatever?<br/>So yeah, I find that a little bit creepy. Wouldn't you? I put the picture back, though. I've got enough problems without that creep's attention.<br/><br/><strong>Who's your most recent significant other and how did it end between you?</strong><br/>Ooooh, such grown-up terms! Well, I guess my last real 'significant other' was Katy Pierson. Short, cute, with one of those pixie haircuts, and very shy. I think we both had a good time, it was about three months or so? We slept together, it was her first time even though she said it wasn't. Then she got really clingy, and I got -- yes, I know this doesn't reflect really well on me or anything -- got kind of bored, and so we broke up. She said she was okay with that too, but she hadn't gotten any better at lying. I don't think she's dating anyone now. We don't talk much. I hope she's okay.<br/><br/><strong>Who's the kid that keeps trying to befriend Morgan?</strong><br/>Harvey Deebleman. Sorry, I think he wants to be called 'Black Raven' or something now? So, Deebleman, the goth kid. No big surprise here, but underneath the half gallon of makeup he's pretty shy. I'd be surprised if Morgan even knew he cared. And now that I think of it, I don't think it's even a sex thing (although she is pretty hot). Guy just wants a friend. Maybe I should take another shot at that; last time I'm pretty sure I came on too strong, and now he avoids me.<br/>