<div class="floatleft">(http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l521/ElliMichi/Night%20Vale/47164851-b735-4eff-8df6-a5c4bd0adbf2_zpsaf45b27e.jpg)</div><strong>Name:</strong>Darius Blake<br/><strong>Location:</strong>NVRS<br/><strong>Where In That Location:</strong>Bloodstone Entrance<br/><strong>Wearing:</strong>Friggin' ice cream vendor uniform (http://people.zeelandnet.nl/tberry/uniforms/AVD.jpg)<br/><strong>Tagging Who?</strong>Jez, Octopus and anyone who bugged the place<br/><br/><hr/>Slowly Darius' forehead creased a little. Blue eyes wandered over the people present. Two interns fighting over who Mommy Jez loves the most (they surely didn't do it to gain Darius aporeciation, he made a big point of loathing every intern equally), a woman that clearly had no grasp of the magnificient beauty of octopuses, but tried to adopt one out of spite (which was a thing Darius could relate to), a faceless group of noones (another thing he could relate to) and at last, a colleague openly trying to bribe him into dealing with people.<br/><br/>Everything was perfectly normal.<br/><br/>A deep sigh escaped Darius thoat. He didn't like the terms. Neither of them. Darius planned to get them, play with them and throw them into the trash. Tending to them sounded an awful lot like a job and he had a job...two if you counted working as a janitor, researching things in his free time. Lastly he hated dealing with imbeciles (which included everyone expect for a few chosen ones). Then again...octopuses had 8 arms and would made good lab assistants. Plus...haggling with Jez surely would only end up in worse.<br/><br/><strong>"Al right"</strong>, Darius concluded,<strong>"Welcome to the tour, i will be your guide, Darius Blake. This is the Radio station, inside we have all kinds of recording equipment, an elder terror posing as a cat and the best coffee machine i ever had at a workplace. Take a moment to admire the beauty of those wonders...that's enough. This concludes the tour. Thank you for coming. Don'ttouchmystuff."</strong><br/><br/>Darius then resumed to take a deep breath and lean over to Jez, confidentially whispering to her:<br/><strong>"I think that went well."</strong>