Post!<br/><br/>YAY....<br/><br/>Goon Show (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Goon_Show) paraphrase:<br/><br/>"Tie her to a stake!"<br/>"No, do not tie me to a steak, I'm a vegetarian..."<br/>"All right, tie her to a stick of celery!"<br/>"Oooh! Yummy!"<br/><br/>Or in this case, "Tie her naked to a polearm..." "Ooo, Goody!"