<span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;">Nothing to see here. *drops folder* whoops. *walks of leaving the folder behind*</span><br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">"Please ignore this Folder"</div><div class="spoiler_body"><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: Papyrus;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 20pt;">Classified information about new Radio host...</span><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 14pt;">that is untill you opened the damn Folder! Well done! Hope you are happy now, you made me Cry :'(</span></span><br/><br/><strong>Name of Applicant:</strong> Darius Blake<br/><strong>Age:</strong> 5² minus Squareroot of 3.<br/><strong>Astrological Sign:</strong> Scorpio. Curse you. Curse your family! Curse your children! And your children’s children! Vile, vile Scorpio. <br/><strong>Blood Type:</strong> The red one.<br/><strong>Sex:</strong> Haven't looked yet...sometimes tentacles spread there...it's scary stuff.<br/><strong>How can you be contacted:</strong> Oh that's easy! You must simply write your message in blood on a newborn, bury it below a willow and then call me on phone: 555-555 556. I guess mail is also an option, though...since the council banned writing utensils i'll only accept horse heads. As for email...my pc recently started a rebellion against humanity and while support claims it's normal, i refuse to use it.<br/><strong>How did you hear about us:</strong> You're on the radio, genius. However I also know when you visit the toilet through other sources.<br/><strong>Name of Show Hosting:</strong> The Skelletons in your closet and you: How to deal with the horrible Crime you commited.<br/><strong>Have you ever hosted a radio show before:</strong> Erm...does beaming subliminal messages in peoples heads count?<br/><strong>Tell us about yourself:</strong>Oh that's guys a Jerk. Also he's a whore. He slept with my girlfriends! ALL OF THEM! Aside of that most information is classified. He used to work for a Government agency, researching dark magic I can't tell you the name without summoning an eldritch Terror, but it was closed after he found a way to produce free Energy...that bastard. I worked there too you know? I lost my job because he had to commit such a crime against humanity! Anyways he was kidnapped and thrown out of a truck while passing through Nightvale, were he continued his research on how to fit a cucumber into a Rat's ass. Also...he is crazy. Can't remember why i chose to follow him to be honest though.<br/><strong>Have you ever seen a ghost:</strong> No. Ghosts aren't real. However i count some banshees to my closest friends and occasionally met people trapped between dimenstions.<br/><strong>Do you believe in angels:</strong> You mean Erika with a K? No, Erika lacks the ambition to ever achieve anything much, why should i believe in Erika if he/she doesn't truely believe in him/herself?<br/><strong>Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs:</strong> My researches indicate that desert bluffs lived in each of us for the span of three seconds last Sunday, but no.<br/><strong>Please include a photograph:</strong> <br/>(http://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/f/f2/Suit_denmark_by_camisicado-d2ykkb0.jpg)<br/><br/></div></div>