<div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=201109.msg9907603#msg9907603">Quote from: King Serperior on 27-04-2014, 21:42:44</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">Good afternoon, son.   *Looks up from his book*  While you were sleeping in, we finally got the plumbing fixed.  You can continue masturbating in the shower without it messing things up anymore. <br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=201109.msg9908161#msg9908161">Quote from: JennyFive on 27-04-2014, 23:54:31</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">-stifles a chuckle, then just laughs uncontrollably- BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/><br/>Oh that's okay, Dad. I already found an alternative: I just masturbate on mom instead~  ;)