<div class="floatleft">(http://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/7/79/3144492_orig.jpg)</div>"Ready to crank out some some bitchen music for our adoring fans?  Oh yeah I was born ready to perform and tonight is going to be a blast!  I've been wired and amped up all day.  What about you ready for what is surely going to be one hell of a kick ass performance?"  E.T. glanced around while waiting for Cords answer then suddenly asked before the  lead singer had time to answer his other question, "Hey Ripley where's that lap warmer of yours?  I thought you had her tied to your hip or something with as much time as she spends wiggling that sweet ass of hers in your crotch.  You know Cord I still have no idea how someone as gritty as you could wind up with a hottie like Rachel Pierce.  I mean look at you sipping at that sparkling water junk.  Trust me man put a little vodka in that bottle of yours and your voice will be just fine."<br/><br/>E.T. chuckled and smiled before taking a long drink of his Jack and Coke.  He and Cord had been going back and forth almost since the beginning on the pros and cons of drinking before a gig.  But even through all the kidding and banter the lead guitarist truly had to give the man props for sticking with his guns all these years.  I was a good guy and could actually party right there with the rest of them he just never did any drinking before the gigs.