(Ayano, Kyler/Leslie, Cam & Friends, Vincent)<br/><br/><div align="center">(http://s28.postimg.org/koglei8rh/radio300.png)</div><br/><br/>"We are hearing a whole crap ton of reports from callers and some other news outlets that there appears to be a series of very coordinated attacks against the peoples of L.A. People are talking about zombies but hello, has anyone considered that this could be the reveal of ISIS Sleeper Cells? Think about it Los Angeles! We've been hearing seemingly random cases of recent converts to Islam decapitating co-workers for over a year! Now they're going for larger attacks! I heard good ol' Chief Laporte tellin' us Americans that we should stay safe in our houses. But he failed to mention that some of these attacks came from supposed family members<em>in</em>the house with you! That's right man, your great aunt Maggie could be a terrorist lovin' killer!<br/><br/>Point is, until the cops get things under control here, it's going to get pretty crazy out there. If you're thinkin' of packin' up the ol' Winnebago and heading out, think again because that's what four hundred thousand other people are going to be thinking too and that means you will be in one mother of a traffic jam. But I don't know if you should stay put either because...can you really trust Cousin Jimmy?"