<div align="center">Dead Pool</div><div align="center">"Somebody say.... Chimichanges?"</div><div align="center">(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7Cympyn132c/U3LFaJuuYlI/AAAAAAAAHYw/hPnKP_NdhCU/s1600/xx.jpg)</div>"Hi, im Deadpool. And I aprove this message, of chimichanges."<br/><br/><br/>Real name: Wade "Not Slade" Wilson .... "No seriously. Any one calls me slade, they get a hot poker through the eye. Slades a different comic book character. We are drawn quite the same though!"<br/><br/>Age: ?<br/><br/>Weight: 211 IBS "I guess! How the hell do I know! Fuck scales!"<br/><br/>Affiliations: "I first appeared in the New xmen. I  Occasionally avengers, Worked alongside cable for a number of occasions, leader of team pool (Otherwise afiliated as: Team dead pool, deadpool familly, The deadpool core, or otherwise the Dead pool corps.... Get it, corps.... Corpse! Ha ha ha... Ha.. Eh... One of us is a floating zombie head...)"<br/><br/>(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_medium/2/25835/1152918-26742_1394342021230_1312576519_1808506_3512601_n.jpg)<br/><br/>"Hey, dude. Dont forget to mention Taco's." "Of coarse random voice in my head! I aprove of this message. For tacos."<br/><br/>History: Wade Wilson's early life is mostly unknown. His mother died of cancer while he was young and his father (who was in the military) was physically abusive. Wade was a delinquent in his teenage years, possibly to spite his father. Following a brief stint of military service, Wade began his mercenary career while still in his late teens. Accepting assassination jobs only against those whom he felt deserved death, he made a habit of using plastic surgery and technology to take on a new identity whenever he failed an assignment.<br/><br/>He lead a good career for a time. But soon began to succumb to a tragic illness. ... Cancer. A cruel twist of fate... The same thing that killed his mother. Fighting said fate, he joined a sub set of the Weapon x program. That was seeking to give humans mutant powers. for the promise it would cure him of his deathly desease. He was put into severe scientific procedures, This particular case, was to give the subject wolverine's healing factor. But an undesirable result occurred. His cancer accelerated. Leaving his body scarred, and deformed. And the severe pain, and agony of the procedure. On top of his discovery of being severely deformed. resulted in his mind shattering. Leaving him insane, and mentally unstable. Given these exact word's. "None of this is actually happening!...There is a man... At a typewriter...This is all his twisted imagination!" Hence the beginning of his tendency to break the forth wall. "Youd think these comic book writers will lend me some super strength. Ah well, hopefully when I get my own game they remedy that! Wait I have one.... They diddnt! THOSE BASTARDS! Ah well. I can always try for super speed."<br/><br/>With His now deformed body, on top of his new found mental state. Gave the doctors no choice but to dub him a failure and was there by placed in a hospice to die along side fellow failed experiments. While there, he made a few friends, and enemies. And, was placed in a small betting pool around the hospice referred to as a Dead pool.  A pool as to how long each subject would live. He is sentenced to death, after killing one of his friends, Worm. He did so only out of mercy, after Worm was lobotomized. He soon escaped, and ever since. Adorned his now iconic costume. Taking the name 'Deadpool.' As an ironic joke to the pool made to discern how quickly he would die. "And as good old forest gump said!... Uhum... *Prepares simple voice.* That's the end of that."<br/><br/>"Hey, I am having a load of fun here! Who knew making a character sheet of yourself is this much fun!"<br/><br/><br/>Power's: "Wolvering's healing factor. A teleportation device on my belt. And a holographic thingy ma...gigur.... Uh... It helps me look like other people. ^^ . Lastly I am immortal! Uh... Long story. But simply, I had a thing with lady death. Back at the hospice, I had hallucinations... Seeing her. A lady, with a skull for a face! Oh... But dont worry, she has a 100% super model bod! I digress. She tried getting me to die, time and time again. Each time failing. She eventually got board and stopped visiting me. But Many times I was in near death, every time. Seeing her once more... Talking to her... Lady death. The gal of my dreams! She actually liked me. Found me charming. And most of all didnt find me disgusting! Dam was she a hotty! But, sadly. The day I died... The day I could finally find peace and be with her. That dam Thanus cursed me. You see, he has this... Uh ... Crazy stalker obsession with her. Like... The kind that gets you to kill whole galaxy's just to get her to turn your way. So He brought me back to life out of jealousy, and cursed me to immortality. In his mind only he can have her.... Guy is such a dick!"<br/><br/>Abilities: Trained soldier. Extremely athletic. Insane.<br/><br/>Weakness: Easy to distract, highly unreliable, insane.<br/><br/>Outside of costume: "Are you nut's! My body and face is eaten away by cancer! You and I both dont wanna see that. Here, how about a photo of a kitty playing in a field instead!"<br/><br/>(http://www.puzzlegrid.com/kitten/kitten089.jpg)<br/><br/>"Pssst... *Whisper's* My cock looks normal though ladies. ;) awink! " "Not to mention you can make your self appear as any one you wish." "Oh yeah! Wow. Thanks morgan freeman me!"<br/><br/>Equipment: "Normally I keep with me my two kitanna's, two Tec-9 submachine pistol's. Two desert eagles. two sawn off tacted out Well'sfargo coach guns.  And a pump action grenade launcher! and... Well... Anything else I have on me. I dont know. I just find the weirdest thin- Oh my god a bounce house!"<br/><br/>Known enemies: "Simply put. Everyone....."<br/><br/>"Ok, now time for me to send this to the internet's!"<br/><br/>"Oh! And one more thing. I am the greatest!"<br/>(http://i0.wp.com/www.healthhabits.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/DEADPOOL-CANADA-HEALTHHABITS.jpg)