"Dakota, you and Sunshine are going to have to stay home today. I need someone to wait for a package that I ordered from Amazon. And don't you DARE open it either. I'll be out of the house most of the day and so help me god if I get home and that package isn't as it was delivered, I'll tan your hides AND you wont be allowed to have sex for a month. Got it?" she asked, frowning at her son. "And take your finger out of there! You know better than to play at the table! You eat first, then you two can play upstairs."