Sweet, oily smoke curling from his clove cigarette, Lucan shuffles rapidly and professionally, smiling at the players.  "No one's busted so far, and we've survived three hands.  I hope everyone's having a good time..?"  With a sweeping smile, he sets the deck on the table toward the new top-seat holder, Jim, who will have first play in this hand.<br/><br/>"Remember that anything can happen here... just play like... oh, I don't know..."  He grins at Jim.  "Like you're playing with someone<em>else's</em>money."<br/><br/>The cards fall in rapid succession.<br/><br/>CHAIR 4: J..............XX 9s<br/>DEALER: L...........XX Ks<br/>CHAIR 1: S..........XX  W!<br/><br/>Sally's wildcard depicts an angel with bared breast suckling a wolf pup.  Inverted, the angel has a wolf's head, and the cub is a halo-bearing child.  "Collect your ante amount from every player with a black-card as their top face card.  Give your ante amount to every player who<br/>has a red top card.  Give a garment you are wearing to any player with a wild top card."<br/><br/>CHAIR 2: A............XX 7s<br/>CHAIR 3: C.......XX 5c<br/><br/>By the time Sally's finished reading her wild card, the other cards will be dealt... certainly causing a moment's alarm, and-- probably-- relief at the fall of the cards... "Looks like you lucked out, Sally."  Lucan finishes with a wink like a camera shutter and passes her two $20 chips from his stack.