Alright, we'll use him then.  His name is Greg, he's just over 6 feet but not quite 6'1.  He is in his second year teaching high school English and, while not quite beating girls off with a stick, occasionally has to deal with the high school crush, letting them down easily the best he can.  He naturally wasn't very hairy at all, although he does maintain a well-groomed goatee.  It seems to enhance his english teacher persona and prevents baby face syndrome.  He started shaving "down there" at the request of a girlfriend a few years ago and has kept it up as a personal preference, even after the end of their relationship.<br/><br/>As for why he's OK doing things with the other roommate... I can give a backstory for that too if you'd like