This was a joke. This had to be some kind of joke. Simon didn't even live in this dorm, he had just come over to visit his friend Danny. Danny had given him a run down of the hall the first time he came over, and the room with the sign on the door, the one that said that anyone could come and play. He knew who she was, that cute girl in Spanish, when she bothered to show up at least.<br/><br/>Simon ran a hand through his short brown hair, as if thinking it over, mulling through this. He let out an exacerbated sigh when not one but two other people went into the room before he did. "To hell with it.", he said to himself as he too entered the room. He wore a t-shirt with their school's mascot on it – go Beavers – and bluejeans that had faded a bit with time or by design, depending on his exact purchasing habits. His shoes were black sneakers.  The man himself was a couple inches shorter than average and had gained his freshman fifteen in spite of his otherwise lanky frame.<br/><br/>A girl was in here whom he didn't know and the RA. Damn. "Tutor? Are you not seeing this? She's sprawled on her bed in her underwear with a sign that literally says 'fuck me'. I don't think studying is on her mind." He smiled to the other woman. "Um. Hey."<em>Smooth, jackass.</em><br/><br/>He moved past the threshold toward the woman who was offering herself to anyone. "Megan, was it? If you're really up for anything, could I get a blowjob?"<em>Could I get a blowjob? Come on, Simon.</em>The young man reached down and unzipped his pants, adjusting himself before letting it hang out. The RA shouldn't get too mad. Everyone here was an adult. His penis was about an inch or so away from Megan's face.<br/><br/>Simon was circumcised and was much more thick than he was long.