"People with far too much time and far too little imagination.  Though I suppose that doesn't rule out many mortals..."<br/><br/>Dragon takes a cookie and cracks it open, pulling out the slip of paper inside.  " 'Help, I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!' ..." Not only can he not follow it with 'in bed', but it isn't funny.  "Remind me why we do this, dear sister."