<div class="floatleft">(http://www.britsattheirbest.com/cr_actor_keith_ledger.jpg)</div><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;"><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: impact;"><span class="bbc_u">The Lion of the Press:</span></span></span><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;"><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: impact;">Campbell Garrett</span></span><br/><em>Adventurer, Explorer and Famed Reporter for the Korremberg Press</em><br/>Character Sheet (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=168844); 36 HP (Current 26); AC 26<br/><hr/><br/>"Bluffin' sasquatches an' blitherin' suckatashes, monkey!  Late's not de' right word fer' it!  Wot' were you an' de changelin' doin' in dere?  Paintin' a pictchur?  Here I am, gettin' wailed on by yer' parents, bucket 'ead over dere's laughin' like a coon dat's just run through refuse, an' I dun' know where in der' stinkin' blue hells yer' drowven bitch went, but dese' soldiers o'yers are gangbangin' me in de' ass an' Camp'ell Garrett no likies!  Wot' da' fock an' by da' five fockin' nations, ah'm lok a civilian ere an' I'm de only one not punkin'!  Not pumpin' de' ego, jus' makin' me understand yer' stinkin' policy on revivin' da' dead.  When their alive, yer soldiers are pussies, an' ah'm not even sexist!"