<div class="floatleft">(https://i.imgur.com/c4C5CZX.png)</div><strong>Name:</strong>Yokun da Nukoy (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=333483.msg15884568#msg15884568)<br/><strong>Race and Occupation:</strong>Human Boxer<br/><strong>Location &amp; Time:</strong>Warbling Cypress Tree- Midday<br/><strong>Tagging:</strong>Gruemug Balsam.<br/><br/>Yokun stared at Gruemug with glazed over eyes. The Satyr said a whole helluva lotta words very quickly and before he knew it he was holding a wooden whistle and the goatman was taking about bleeding horns or something. He got most of what he said, but it took the boxer a second or two to connect the dots. "Go west, punch out three fuck bunnies, bring them back alive got it." He contemplated asking what fucking bunnies have to do with ducks or if he can kill some other rabbits for another quest. But the goatman seemed very impatient so with a low burp and nod Yokun began ambling his way west looking for earthen fuckholes in need of gardening. Such an interesting world they lived in. He would have to tell...someone about it if he survived this. Not that he was too very worried about it rabbits were itty bitty things and he was man he would roar and they would faint for easy pickings...right?<br/><br/>An hour or so passed before Yokun began thinking he had gone far enough west. It was getting more forested and he heard the sounds of something fucking somewhere. Very high-pitched and impassioned, almost like a goblin woman sounds like while fucking though he couldn't discern any words from this unknown fucking things. It was pleasantly shadowy here so he could look around him without having to shield his eyes. Swinging his waterskin around he took a long sip trying to remember what the angry goat had said about the types he needed for his goatything spells or what have you. "Ok two males with white fur and a female with grey and white patches? No...three females with black and grey fur?" Staring up at the sky he stood for a few long minutes racking his brain. He should've written it down or brought the notice form the job board.<br/><br/>It wasn't until he he heard something rolling about the bushes that he came back to himself. And when he saw it one thing clicked. "Oh look that male bunny has such white fur, did goatman want an old one or young one?" It was smaller than he'd expect so maybe it was a young one or did normal rabbits live alongside fuck bunnies? They sat staring at each other for five seconds, the white rabbit looked like he was at the end of a marathon rutting session. Back and body were pumping up and down rapidly at if out of breath. The boxer wondered if he looked like that after having a round or two himself? Still the two males stared at each other and it was only when Yokun heard more things come running through the bushes that he blinked. Two other rabbits leaped out of the bushes behind the white furred male screeching like banshees, from what he remembered about these fuck bunnies during mating season the females are the dominate ones and the males often die from the rampant fucking. Did that mean females fought over males?<br/><br/>He assumed so as the two new rabbits shrieked aggressively and threw each other about biting and scratching for dominance. Yokun slipped his hands into his pockets watching in morbid fascination at it all. The male simply hopped over to Yokun's side and seemed to plunk himself down at the man's feet just as fascinated by the fight as the human was. Sitting down Yokun clicked his tongue glancing down at the bunny. "Whose your money on?"  The females continued to bite and screech around the small glade and the male just laid on the grass exhausted. Yokun reached over and patted his head. "You did good solider put yourself in for an accommodation." The girl bunny fight carried on for a little bit longer before the young female with the black fur and white patches was triumphant! The older one scurrying away with several wounds. The young female swaggered over to inspect the still male rabbit ignoring Yokun entirely, at least until she noticed the male was in fact dead. Mortified she looked up at Yokun who quickly chopped her on the back of her head knocking his first catch out.<br/><br/>"Huh, no fucking way that worked." Yokun mused looking between the dead male and the unconscious female. But lo and behold it did, grabbing some vines from a tree he bound the female rabbit's paws together and muzzled her so she couldn't chew through the vines. He contemplated bringing the dead male along and seeing if the trick would work twice, but he felt a strange respect for the young buck. He did what most men can only dream of, dying by sex. That deserved a monument or something. Quickly digging a hole right where the young male bunny died Yokun pushed him into it then covered him back up. Next he ripped a bit of park off a tree and stabbed it into the the soft earth before he used one of the claws on his gauntlet and carved the bunny posthumous title onto it.<em>"Boss Bunny" </em>Satisfied the fighter moved on finally remembering he needed another white male rabbit and a female rabbit with black fur and white patches.<br/><br/>Following the sound of more female bunny fighting or just general bunny fucking Yokun was at a loss at how to catch the next two rabbits. When mating, they were easy enough to approach and actually grab onto which he did a few times. But none of the ones he grabbed were what he needed and all he got was a sticky mess on his hands which resulted in having to knock the rabbits out anyway for fear of getting his hand chewed off or covered in bunny spunk. Leaving four couples of unconscious rabbits in his wake was really beginning to affect his chances of finding any rabbits at all. An hour of fruitless searching wound up leaving him with only an awake and annoyed female rabbit either trying to attack him or ravage him, he couldn't exactly tell. But she was beginning to stink for some reason, she finally managed to kick off his belt and land with a heavy thud on the ground trying to hop away. Luckily, one of the few things Yokun was good at was tying knots, she wasn't going anywhere, but seeing her there did give him an idea. If the male rabbit attracted females, could a female attract males or maybe another female?<br/><br/>With nothing else going for him he staked the female rabbit down and began waving her stink into the bushes. A few minutes passed with the female rabbit beginning to tire and stop making noise. His arm had grown tired as well so with a dejected groan he fell back onto his ass needing a drink already. Zi-Zi had taken away his flasks this morning so all he had was the water skin which was getting close to empty, he had seen a creek not too far away from here. Looking back at his staked rabbit he weighed the pros and cons of leaving her there as bait and getting some water. The decision was made for him when the sound of bushes rusting, falling to the side in surprise he barely had time to blink before a white male rabbit jumped from the bushes and raced directly for the female rabbit his intentions obvious. But there could only be one Boss Bunny in Yokun's eyes so he quickly grabbed his water skin and threw it at the male knocking him aside long enough for the man to crawl over and knock him out. "That's two." He said somewhat proudly as the tied up and muzzled the male rabbit and picked his female back up attaching them both to his belt.<br/><br/>Now he had the young male and the young female. His next goal was to find an adult female with pure grey fur, he pictured her being like the Bunny Queen with a harem of males just buzzing around her looking for their chance to get lucky like a bee or something. He let out a slow chuckle letting his mind wander down that path of ridiculousness. Not really paying attention to where he was going he didn't stop thinking about the bunny queen actually being a bunny girl dressed in a skimpy leather outfit and how nice it would be to be her king with exclusive breeding rights until he walked full into one of those earthen fuckhole dens the impatient goatman told him to look for. Letting out a low grunt of pain he stumbled back barely catching himself before be fell backwards and crushed his two current catches. It did indeed look like a woman's vagina, though he never much liked the unshaven look. But in the end as long as stick A went into slot B he would have his fun. Looking at the den he was met with another obstacle, the den's entrance was virginally tight looking. He couldn't even see how the rabbits fit into the damn things. Even after pulling both rabbits off his belt and trying to shove them each into the den's entrance, they seemed to like to contact, but Yokun was only getting annoyed. He'd been on this hunt for three or four hours and he was not only thirsty, but he was starting to get hungry now too.<br/><br/>Pacing around the mound he looked for a backdoor, but found none. So back at the entrance he racked his brain for ideas. Could he smoke them out? No a fire this deep in the woods would be a big pain in the ass to put out. Maybe he could smash the den? Eh maybe, but it looked rock hard, even with a proper pounding he'd never be able to penetrate deep enough. Could the stink trick work again? He did have to very stinky fuck bunnies he could use to draw the queen out, but he might have to defend his charges from the group ambush this deep inside bunny territory. Unfortunately nothing else came to mind so with a resigned sigh he stacked both the young ones outside the den and began wafting their stink into the den's hole. In seconds it proved effective, but a little too effective. He barely had time to pull his rabbits up before a mob of the Pleasure Bunnies rushed out biting and humping whatever was close as soon as the had the space. More than a couple tried to take him, but with a few good kicks and some well placed yells he was out of the lusty parade hopping up onto a rock to keep his feet dry. They continued to pour out like a river most ignoring him choosing to dive onto the nearest prize that smelt right. They were all moving too fast for him to see the one he was looking for. He needed to part the furry sea, remembering the whistle he tore off chunks of his shirt and stuffed them into his current rabbits' ears so they wouldn't be hurt then lifted the whistle and let loose with the best whistle he could manage. Like the goatman said he didn't hear a thing, but the horny horde reacted instantly. Even in the middle of doing biz the rabbits rolled about in pain racing away from the source of the sound. He finally found his prey at the very center of the orgy was a big female rabbit with grey fur and no less than two males still trying to get it on with her. Jumping off his rock he swatted them away then knocked his last catch out slinging her over his shoulder as he ran from the rest of the fuck bunnies. It wasn't until he was free of the forest that he stopped and tied up the older female attaching him to her belt like the other two. Likely more proud of himself than he should've been he began marching back to the impatient goatman hoping the reward would be well worth the bother.<br/><br/><br/>It being well into the afternoon by the time the hungry human arrived he once more hailed the goatman before pulling the three stinky, but still alive rabbits off his belt. "Hail my cloven footed fellow, got your fuck bunnies."