<div class="floatleft">(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x94/Shadowphile/Shrike.jpg_zpsf93crnmc.png)</div><strong>Character Name:</strong>Christopher Hayes aka Shrike<br/><strong>Date/Time:</strong>(14:17 PM), 28th of June 2016<br/><strong>Location:</strong>The Xavier School for gifted youngsters, Westchester, Upstage New York, Danger Room<br/><strong>Wearing:</strong>As pictured<br/><strong>Tagged:</strong>Psylocke and Mainfold,  Sunpyre and Juggernaut currently, eventually Oracle<br/><strong>Warnings:</strong>Does threatening to shit on Juggernaut's head require a warning?<br/><br/><hr/><br/>The universe was conspiring to rob him of IQ points.<br/><br/>When the Asian girl entered dressing in skin tight pink and black, Christopher wasn't sure where to look, at her or the busty professor.  That was another question; why were all the teachers professors and not just teacher?  That would have to be a question for another day, especially when the giant arrived.<br/><br/>Christopher's eyes nearly bugged out of his head.  He was nearly two feet shorter than the newcomer, who looked to be chiseled out of solid muscle.  So that was what Juggernaut looked like outside his impenetrable armour.  When the villain-turned X-Men suggested 'going a few rounds', Christopher couldn't help but laugh.<br/><br/>"You're kidding, right?  Wouldn't that be a little like taking the final exam before you've even had the first class?"  He looked the bigger man up and down, hoping that both Sunpyre and Psylocke were watching.  "Not that it would be much of an exam.  I'd fly in circles well out of your reach, dropping the occasional pigeon bomb on your head until you got frustrated and bored and wandered off."<br/><br/>Telling one of the most powerful men on the planet that you were going to shit on his head and that he'd lose interest because he had a short attention span wasn't the smartest thing Christopher had ever done.  It was probably one of the dumbest things he'd ever done but it certainly wasn't the dumbest thing any boy had ever done to try and impress a girl.  His a best hope for a positive outcome would be if Cain had a sense of humour.