"Hello and a good afternoon to you, miss." the man spoke enthusiastic, as he bowed deep, which made the carpet brush the road, and the sack roll off his shoulder, which was quickly repositioned when the man straightened himself once more. "I am Muab Kai Lasinky Esmarrio del Lostenes von Bandersnach. I am a wandering merchant, and I would be obliged if you would have a look at my wares, all with amazing discount to new customers!"<br/><br/>Without waiting for an answer, the man placed his bag on the ground, reached inside, and pulled forth a cat by the skin of it's neck. The cat, it's fur completely black, hung obediently, it's paws pulled close in front of it. It mewed a single time as it looked at Alex with large green eyes. "For example, this copycat begifts you with special powers! As long as it is close to you, you can twice per day use the special ability of anyone in your line of sight. Today for only two dollars!"<br/><br/>"Or how about this What-If Box?" he continued, as he returned the copycat inside the sack, flipped the sack over, and pulled it upwards. It's sides stretched out as the sack uncovered what appeared to be a telephone box. "Yours for just five dollars! Perfect for when you're feeling bored, or perhaps when it's getting a little too hot under your feet. Be sure to only use it when your master thinks well of you!" The man rabbled cheerfully as he watched Alex, wondering what she thought of his wares.