"Ah, well.  I guess you leave me no choice."<br/><br/>Wu took a somewhat silly, sloppy stance between two tables, cocked his head at the leader of the three toughs, and smiled in a way that might convince the man that Wu was a bit simple-minded.<br/><br/>"It is said that once, an ogre tried to force himself upon the Monkey King's Daughter.  She repelled him with the Squirrel Method.  Do you know this?  It is a simple technique..."<br/><br/>He slammed a foot down, jarring a floorboard loose and angling it up to threaten the chief goon with a sharp pain in a tender spot!  Then he lashes out, grabbing a full teakettle off the nearest table and swinging it at the man's head.<br/><br/>(Metal + Improv + yYd = 4+4 is<strong>8</strong>)<br/><br/>(Roll Result: MadPanda rolled: 1d100, Comment: yYd, Result: 84)