<div class="floatright"> (http://i.imgur.com/fWjR7b9.png)</div><table class="bbc_table"><tbody><tr><td><strong>Hello there, my name is Zion its a pleasure to meet you... My, you're a big guy!</strong><br/>A tall and muscular orc, with green skin and dressed rather neatly in an ironed shirt and a tie, chuckled as he seated himself, the chair seemingly two sizes too small and not able to carry his weight without at least a bit of moaning coming from its wooden frame.<br/><strong>"For you... But all joking aside, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. My name is Egharod."<br/></strong><br/><strong>Just to be safe I have to ask your age. I understand that some races look young for centuries, but I have to cover my own skin here you know?</strong><br/><strong>"Understandable. My hundred and fiftieth birthday is coming up in about three months, which, for orcs, is comparable to a human in their early thirties."</strong><br/><br/><strong>Anyway, let's get to why you're really here shall we?</strong><br/><em>Clears throat as he pulls up some questions.</em><br/><strong>"I couldn't help but notice the ring. You're a married man?"</strong><br/>The wedding band was hard to miss, being of a size large enough to fit his large, green finger. It made Egharod flash a toothy smile as he raised the ring-bearing hand to nudge his rectangular glasses a bit further up his nose.<br/><strong>"Indeed I am. You've already met her, actually, and we've been together for three decades now. I count myself as a lucky man and an even luckier orc."</strong><br/><br/><strong>So why did you wanna work in a succu-joint? I'm guessing this isn't a long time dream, right?</strong><br/><strong>"It's a bit of a multifaceted motivation. Part of it is my wife; it's simply more convenient for us to work at the same place of business. Another reason is... Well, I'm an <em>orc</em>... and that's a bit of an acquired or niche taste <del>   </del> if you will."</strong><br/><br/><strong>Okay, that's a valid reason. What are you good at? Have anything that will stand you apart from everyone else in this line of work?</strong><br/><strong>"As I mentioned, as an orc, I am not someone that will be requested often. Usually, I pander to women with the fantasy of "being violated by a savage orc." It might or might not surprise you that these kinds of customers are usually <em>elves</em>. However, you'll likely get the most use out of me as an accountant."</strong><br/>Egharod never could keep himself from smirking when he told people he was an accountant by trade.<br/><strong>"Yes, it's a stark contrast, I know, especially given my race's less than civil culture, both in the past and present, but I assure you I'm a certified accountant by trade; there's more than just brawn to me."</strong><br/><br/><strong>Well that's something I could utilize, sure. Uh-huh.</strong><br/><em>He taps his hand against the table thinking.</em><br/><strong>How about some lighter conversation, then? What are your hobbies? I don't accept 'to screw everything' as an answer. There's more you do when not working what is it?</strong><br/><strong>"Does enjoying my wife's cooking count, then? If not, there are some other pastime activities I enjoy in my leisure hours. Hunting has always been a family tradition. Nothing quite going out and taking down some game with a bow and arrow. While staking out a spot I tend to pass the time by doing some wood carving, so I've turned that into a hobby, as well. The missus initially wasn't too thrilled when I went to work on the bed's headboard, but it turned out well enough to garner her approval. Circling back to hunting, I usually cook what I don't sell off to the local merchant for a few coins. The jerky's pretty good. I can bring some over next time I go out hunting if you like?"</strong><br/><br/><strong>A few more questions and we're done here. Why come to The golden touch? We aren't even highly rated.</strong><br/><strong>"There's potential here and I can help you get there."</strong><br/>There was a brief pause, during which he adjusted his glasses again.<br/><strong>"And, to be frank, a larger business would probably be more hesitant about hiring an orc. There's still some bad stigma going around."</strong><br/><br/><strong>Well, bend my halo. I wasn't expecting an answer like that.</strong><br/><em>Zion is visibly surprised by the answer.</em><br/><strong>This is less of a question and more me clearing the air now. If you heard about the last angel that came to earth. No, I don't have both, ok? I am a male Angel.</strong><br/><em>It's obvious that Zion gets asked this question quite often, and the irritation on his face shows it clearly.</em><br/>Egharod simply raised one of his thick, bushy eyebrows at that.<br/><strong>"Sure."</strong><br/><br/><strong>Sorry. Sorry, last question. Do you plan on working here for a little while or being apart of the family for the long haul?</strong><br/><strong>"That depends on how well the business fares, I suppose. The missus has some projects she wants to see funded, so expect at least a few decades out of me. Don't fret, though; I don't half-ass things."</strong><br/></td></tr></tbody></table>