<span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong>Closed Quest:</strong> Eclectic Alcohols (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=333546.msg15928067#msg15928067)</span><br/><div class="floatleft">(https://i.imgur.com/c4C5CZX.png)</div><strong>Name:</strong>Yokun da Nukoy (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=333483.msg15884568#msg15884568)<br/><strong>Race and Occupation:</strong>Human Boxer<br/><strong>Location &amp; Time:</strong>Sky Father's Thumb/Forlorn Hills/noon/W1D3-Castalin<br/><strong>Tagging:</strong>Risppt and Selphie, closed<br/>Hit Points: 20/20<br/><br/>Swaying slightly in either thought or drunkenness Yokun looked between his companions, the big red kobolds, and the rope Risppt had just pulled out of his pack suggesting the captive ruse again. Still swaying he looked once more at the brutes, they looked like they could snap   his back with a single hit. But he could tell by looking they weren't the brightest of guards, one had been staring off into space rocking back and forth for at least ten minutes straight. And the other was snorting to himself while he drew a pair of boobs over and over on the wall besides him chortling. His lizard dong already hanging a little out of his loincloth as he did. Seeing the crudely drawn tits began to spark an idea in his head.<br/><br/>Looking back at his companions he noticed Selphie had removed the bottom half of her outfit and was already half naked. Damn she had a nice body and a nice plump ass. But then the rest of the idea formed, while two captives could work to get them in. A single Kobold being able to capture two fully grown humans, with one that looked like Yokun might make even the dimwitted guards ask questions and no doubt once they got inside any Kobold awake would ask more questions.<br/><br/>But maybe with the proper pair of distractions Yokun can knock the guards out. Slipping closer to the pair the Fighter spoke quietly. "Yussshhh, a ruce...but juz yous two." He pointed to Selpie's chest then the wall. "Zey like boobbas. An' a nekkie woman...*hic* will distrct zhem hong enough four me to...*hic...*hic* whack'em." He pulled off his heavy coat and tied it around the silver Kobol to help hide his skin a little before he gave a drunk thumbs up and literally rolled like a log around the edge of the hill. "Go zeam!" He drunkenly said before vanishing.<br/><br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Combat</div><div class="spoiler_body"><br/>Swobold Guard 1: 20 HP<br/><br/>Swobold Guard 2: 20 HP<br/><br/>*special notes: Both guards are massively powerful, but also extremely dumb and more obsessed with boobs than two thirteen year old boys on a Saturday Night. Each also has a squishy head so the right hit could knock them out, but hitting both before one says anything will be hard without the proper distractions, or two perfectly timed attacks.</div></div>