<div class="floatright">(http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/items/215280/a9849580b47ec9bbd0e7e90f7c31a51b1120e1f5.jpg)</div><strong>Name:</strong>Kristen Geary<br/><strong>Location:</strong>Death Camp<br/><strong>Status:</strong>Made of snark<br/><strong>Tagging:</strong>Open<br/><br/>Sloppy. That's how this started. She had been sloppy. She knew the Dynasty and the Illuminati had no love for each other. She knew the Templars would use any excuse to lure her out of her ivory tower. And she fell for it, like a dumbass. Templars didn't part with secret artifacts without a good reason. She had gambled, a line of thinking better reserved for the Dragon, and lost. Lost hard too-she knew the Illuminati weren't sending anyone out to save her. They didn't do rescues. It was likely that her accounts were frozen and her login to Illuminati servers were disabled-though, perhaps not destroyed. There was a little bit of hope-if she could break out and stick it to the Dynasty on the way out, she'd be back in. But until then, she was dead to her former masters.<br/><br/>And she would soon be really dead, if these bastards had their way. There was maybe a way to swing things in her favor...these men, simple bandits, they could be angered. Anger could be exploited. And they were nursing hangovers from last night...she didn't expect to intimidate them, but she wanted to make them get sloppy from anger. And hey, maybe there was a Jayne Cobb in the midst..."You seem to have a hard time controlling your men, Captain." She called out for all to hear. "I always thought the booze was for AFTER cutting off your enemies' heads. Or at least during, but not before-drinking beforehand makes it harder to keep control of your prisoners." Well, if she was going to die anyway, might as well have a little fun. "Oh, make sure the axe is really really sharp-those things have a tendency to rebound off the vertebrae and hit you. I'd<em>hate</em>to see you fine gentlemen get stabbed in the gut while you're finishing off little ol' me."