Sakura, sadly, was much too shy to speak up and intervene when she realized that the policewoman was working outside of her jurisdiction.  On the bright side, though, the 'Dread Pirate Natsuko' didn't seem to need much in the way of help at the moment.  Either she was very long-lived, or else her crimes must have been rather minor, because the statute of limitations had apparently expired on them.  And fortunately, Officer Midori wasn't like one of those cowboy cops in movies, trying to enforce the law in ways that led to it being broken.  Things seemed to be moving along smoothly to a peaceful resolution, without needing any real intervention...<br/><br/><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=214116.msg10578071#msg10578071">Quote from: MadPanda on 09-10-2014, 04:20:30</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">Natsuko's eyes dipped to regard the scantily clad and impudently accoutered woman lying supine beneath Midori.<br/><br/>"I don't know, Midori-chan.  I think the one who may be up to no good around here is quite likely you!  But if I'd known you were into that, I might have arranged a special something for you ages ago!  There was this one princess, oh, my, yes..."<br/><br/>Another cackle escaped the statuesque (ex-)pirate, and then she smiled at poor Sakura.<br/><br/>"Now, honey, if you could do me a teensy favor?  I had to leave my ship in nothing but my Fredericks of Hyperspace unmentionables, and while a girl likes to flaunt it, I do feel a bit underdressed.  Could you be a darling and point me to a local fashion boutique or the equivalent?"<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>...And then she was pulled into the conversation.<br/><br/>"U-uhm... I don't think that any of the local stores are going to be open at this time of night, unfortunately."  She responded, drawing attention to the current lateness of the hour.  One possible solution did spring very readily to mind, but it was something she was rather worried might be taken out of context.  "M-maybe you could come back to my place and- er, I mean, I'd be very happy if you were to spend the night with me-"<br/><br/>Okay, she needed to slow down a bit.  Her face was back to being just as red as before, by this point.  She just needed to take a deep breath, look down at the ground, and...<br/><br/>"...I mean, if you'd like, you can borrow a few of my clothes until you're able to go and buy some proper replacements for your own clothing.  There's plenty of space at my apartment, so you can also stay there for the night, if you need to."<br/><br/>Okay...  Whew, that had taken some effort to get right.  Now that that offer was on the table, though, she could take the time to move on to other important matters, such as-<br/><br/><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=214116.msg10578016#msg10578016">Quote from: Zeth on 09-10-2014, 03:59:20</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">Katsuni is standing there with a leather outfit and wearing a strap on. Midori, you FELL on her. Isn't anyone going to comment on that? Seriously?<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br/>...Such as the woman who was standing there in a full leather dominatrix outfit, with a whip, a strap-on, and a rather displeased look on her face.<br/><br/>And there went the nosebleed again, as the magical girl stared quite openly at the woman who was currently ticking several boxes at once on her fetish list...