I just wanna be useful in some sort of odd way without all of the pressure of an actual.."job"...the entertainment for long journeys? Or possibly the cabana boy/girl/both/neither (if we actually HAD a cabana, I mean) who helps tuck the peoples into bed? Gives em their pillow mints and kisses on the forehead...<br/><br/>ETA cuz dyslexic phrasing