<div class="floatright"><div class="reverse">(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w190/Rakykia/Cunttius_zpstgkoqpkw.jpg)</div></div><strong><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: courier;"><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 20pt;">Cunttius Phallusmaxson (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=762940)</span></span></strong><div class="floatright"><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Alternate pictures</div><div class="spoiler_body">(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w190/Rakykia/5aa6dcdbfa2dfaddb89dc4b0695c87bf_zpsws8bdus8.jpeg)(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w190/Rakykia/0dbd253dd98f9f02215a457dd6d29cf5_zpsmeqpcrtp.jpeg)(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w190/Rakykia/03bff17756b7472f3738afcece221c2f_zpshpftodo7.png)(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w190/Rakykia/3f255a3c9c6f421cbed970cdd86647de_zps3xmc2r6t.jpeg)(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w190/Rakykia/125ecdd07119d354ab0f706e23d03895_zpsuwace5af.png)(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w190/Rakykia/28a1847f78b9168b4cc9f5f5dd56f3e5%201_zpsvermns0v.png)(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w190/Rakykia/5c13b2b1830948dca7bc5b5b92ca0f83_zpsx1jrvt7h.png)<br/>(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w190/Rakykia/b688bd5d268bc8998e8f647ecdbbde77_zps18mwxh4l.jpg)</div></div></div><hr/><br/><strong>Race:</strong>Olympian (Aasimar)<br/><table class="bbc_table"><tbody><tr><td><strong>Gender:</strong> Trap</td><td><strong>Alignment:</strong> Neutral Good</td></tr><tr><td><strong>Height:</strong> 5'2" </td><td><strong>Weight:</strong> 97lb</td></tr></tbody></table><strong>Age:</strong>18<br/><strong>Defining Features:</strong>Slim waist and shoulders. Perky butt, firm legs. Golden hair but brown eyes (not golden like with most Olympians). Easily recognizable/loud voice.<br/><strong>Class:</strong>Paladin 1<br/><strong>Languages:</strong>Common, Celestial<hr/><br/><strong>Background (<acronym title="He did receive proper Olympian warrior training even if he wasn't quite up to par.">Soldier*</acronym>):</strong>Cunttius is the son of Phallusmax - the greatest warrior and leader of Olympians who has led them to glory for nearly a hundred years. Within Olympian society it is usually expected that the last leader's son is among the favored contenders to become the next champion, but in this regard Cunttius is an utter disappointment. He is weaker than an Olympian girl half his age and lacks all the defining features of an Olympian man. However, much to the ire of other Olympians his father finds Cunttius utterly adorable and raised him like a true Olympian despite his disadvantaged physique. Rest of the village had to play along or face the wrath of Phallusmax, a thought the village's bravest would not even dare consider.<br/><br/>As Cunttius matured and it started to become obvious his body would retain its likeness to a girl's and he might never grow a beard, it was time for Phallusmax to wipe away his tears of fatherhood and send the boy away from the village so that he might have a good life elsewhere and avoid the humiliation that would ensue from Cunttius attempting the rites of the warriors. For this Phallusmax gathered all the villages young to attend a demonstration of Olympian might to the Caernaven academy, to determine who would be the worthiest of Olympian to attend this place. They assembled an obstacle course so easy a child could do it, yet hyped it up as an intimidating and grueling test. One after another the Olympian youths flexed their muscles and boasted their might, only to fall and fail one after another. Only one to make it was Cunttius. Phallusmaxon and the Olympian entourage rejoiced and cheered at the winner; most of them were just happy to finally be rid of Cunttius.<br/><br/>That he was highly favored and only managed to enroll thanks to his father's influence is only known to other Olympians, but speculated by anyone who has seen him and an average Olympian. In the brief time he has attended Caernaven Cunttius has already made a reputation as being haughty and arrogant. It is known that he does not have many (or any) friends and is regularly bullied when he goes around making trouble. Yet, the little setbacks have done nothing to tone down the little Olympian's volume or vigor.<br/><br/><strong>Personality:</strong>Boisterous as he is arrogant. Cunttius likes to think of himself as bit of a leader - he is the son of the champion of Olympos after all! He has tons of good ideas (usually involving how to make things more heroic and manly) and makes acute and insightful observations (states out the obvious in a condescending manner) that he immediately shares with everyone. Cunttius likes the sound of his own voice and never backs from a challenge. Due to his somewhat protected upbringing he is under some misconceptions about his own strengths.<br/><br/>Much like other youths Cunttius of course seeks approval of his peers, even if he portrays himself as an independent and self sufficient Olympian warrior. He is not very experienced at making or keeping friends (or lovers) so his displays of affection might often come out as coarse and unrefined, until Cunttius finally manages to put it all into proper words. He is very physical about his friendship. Hugs, hair pulling, butt slaps, gropes and such are to be expected frequently.