Wukong the Madcap, Wukong the Mischievous, Wukong the Handsome Lord of All Monkeykind, is not to be found enjoying the festivities permitted by Seiryuu.<br/><br/>This...this is most unusual!  Of all Seiryuu's 'children', it is the Sage Equal To Heaven who most loves a party and can usually be found wherever the booze flows most freely, the prettiest women dance with least inhibition, and the food is plentiful.<br/><br/>Where could Wukong be?  Not at the Mountain of Flowers and Fruit, where the invitation was sent, although a troop of Baboon Halberdiers have come to enjoy the party in lieu of a three day pass (and yes, they left their weapons behind).  He is not in any of the block parties.  He does not disrupt the opening ceremonies, as he has in years past.  He does not glide low over the revelers on his magic cloud, throwing water balloons filled with wine--he did that once, almost causing a riot by dousing a visiting goddess.<br/><br/>Where<em>is</em>he?  This is most unlike the Monkey, to miss a party.  He has been known to put off more pressing and serious business for a little revelry, after all.<br/><br/>Oh.  There he is: reclining atop a temple, reading a book.