<div class="floatright"> (https://i.imgur.com/uhPUEQg.jpg)<br/>(https://i.imgur.com/fRp04fp.png)<br/><div align="center">***NSFW Images (https://imgur.com/a/EK4D6gH)***</div></div><table class="bbc_table"><tbody><tr><td><strong>Hello there, my name is Zion its a pleasure to meet you...</strong><br/>"Ah, hello, Tsu'nel's light upon you. You're the uh, owner, correct? It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Cairn, Sunseeker of the church of Tsu'nel"<br/><strong>Just to be safe I have to ask your age. I understand that some races look young for centuries, but I have to cover my own skin here you know?</strong><br/>"Oh I see, that's understandable. I'm a normal human so my looks aren't too deceiving. I just turned 20 two months ago"<br/><strong>Anyway, let's get to why you're really here shall we?</strong><br/><em>Clears throat as he pulls up some questions.</em><br/>*swallows anxiously and fidgets in his seat*<br/><strong>So why did you wanna work in a succu-joint? I'm guessing this isn't a long time dream, right?</strong><br/>"Ah yes that's true, heheh. Well here's the thing. I'm part of the church that worships the goddess of the sun Tsun'el. More specifically I'm a Sunseeker. It's my job to gaze deep into the sun and interpret the will of the goddess from it's dazzling rays. For years now we've been a well respected and supported church, and we've managed to grow quite a bit from our humble beginnings. Unfortunately over the past few years a series of...umm, <em>somewhat inaccurate</em> divinations on our part has caused the church to fall out of favor somewhat: poor crop predictions, unfulfilled prophecies, that sort of thing. In truth we've begun to hemorrhage followers as they've been switching to following different churches and Gods. It's gotten to the point where we can no longer support our infrastructure and charity work with the donations from our remaining followers alone, and if we can't maintain the proper government standards we might even end up getting demoted to cult status and loose our church protections. So we uh...have to find new ways to supplement our funding...and since it was our poor predictions that got us into this mess it's fallen to us Sunseekers to do most of the leg work."<br/><br/>"I had originally thought of doing adventure work...but I don't have any combat or traveling experience, and...well...we Sunseekers tend to go blind after years of staring at the sun for hours straight, and while I'm not completely blind yet my eyesight's already been diminished to the point where I'd probably be no good doing any kind of dangerous work. That's when one of the older priests mentioned that, uh, <em>this</em> kind of work tends to pay well for relatively low effort. He said I was probably cute enough, and that...well, I was used to being on my knees anyways *deep blush* so...here I am..." <br/><br/><strong>Okay, that's a valid reason. What are you good at? Have anything that will stand you apart from everyone else in this line of work?</strong><br/><br/>"W-Well I was thinking about that actually. It's true that I don't have much, <span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 6pt;">or any</span>, experience with this kind of thing, b-but I'm sure there are some people who would find that appealing in it's own right. right? I overheard some guys talking in a tavern one time that the idea of, er, <em>doing it</em> with a nun or priestess was pretty alluring, since it's taboo and all. So maybe you can charge extra since it's the authentic thing and not like, a costume or something. <br/>*sweats*<br/>Oh oh wait! I'm also trained in various forms of white magic. Not only can healing spells mend wounds, but they're also able to...you know, <em>recharge one's stamina</em>. I'm sure that could provide a novel experience as well. Plus I can cast different boons and miracles on people, so maybe that could attract adventurers to the shop. They can get their, uh, <em>relief</em>, and get buffed for their next quest at the same time"<br/><strong>Well that's something I could utilize, sure. Uh-huh.</strong><br/><em>He taps his hand against the table thinking.</em><br/>"heheh...*scratches arm*<br/><strong>What are your hobbies? I don't accept 'to screw everything' as an answer. There's more you do when not working what is it?</strong><br/>"Oh that's a wonderful<span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 6pt;">(ly chaste)</span> question! Well of course I enjoy participating and leading in church services and festivities. Our sermons can actually be pretty fun, you should stop by sometime. Also I used to look after children a lot when I was just an acolyte, so I've picked up all sorts of card and board games that I still love to play from time to time. I used to read a lot before my vision started to go, and I like dancing as well. Probably my favorite hobby is cooking. I've found my sense of taste has grown a lot stronger since my vision's started weakening, so I can appreciate food that much more!"<br/><strong>A few more questions and we're done here. Why come to The golden touch? We aren't even highly rated.</strong><br/>"Oh...uh...well. It's actually because you guys aren't super famous that I picked this place. I figured I'd try out for a more lesser known place since I didn't want too many people finding out that a follower of Tsu'nel was doing something so scandalous, no offense. After all I didn't want to people to think we were degrading into some kind of freaky sex cult and scare even more followers away. I figured a more obscure brothel a few towns over would be a better choice. Plus as I said I'm not exactly experienced at this kind of thing, so I doubt any of the more established brothels would even accept me....umm, not that I think you have low standards or anything!"<br/><br/><strong>Well, bend my halo. I wasn't expecting an answer like that.</strong><br/><em>Zion is visibly surprised by the answer.</em><br/>"L-Like I said, no offense...."<br/><br/><strong>This is less of a question and more me clearing the air now. If you heard about the last angel that came to earth. No, I don't have both, ok?. I am a male Angel.</strong><br/><em>It's obvious that Zion gets asked this question quite often, and the irritation on his face shows it clearly.</em><br/>*cocks head quizzically* "Umm...ok?"<br/><br/><strong>Sorry. Sorry, last question. Do you plan on working here for a little while or being apart of the family for the long haul?</strong><br/>"well I wasn't exactly planning on making it my new career or anything, and I'm going to have to make sure I don't slack on my church duties too much while I'm working here, but until we can win back enough followers to become self sufficient again I'm willing to go as long as it takes!"<br/><br/></td></tr></tbody></table>