<div class="floatleft">(http://i.imgur.com/bBV3lxv.png)</div>Name: Magical Girl Setsu-Chan and Kwaki-kun (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=269765.msg13298623#msg13298623)<div class="floatright">(http://i.imgur.com/x4utYnj.jpg)</div><br/>Time:  Day 1 Morning<br/>Location: Reception Center<br/>Tagging: Lebhannah, Cathris, Hizzy, Callista, Open<br/>Notes/Warning: Boom Goes the Cannon<br/><hr/><br/>Hizzy's aid was welcome; her commentary - less so. After drinking the potion and muttering thanks. "It's good to see someone understands the situation, but it's not quite so simple." Kwaki-kun pulled out a duck-sized cell phone and began showing pictures, though probably a little small for a human mage to see the details so easily. "Here we are trying to take on the Black Dragon of White Salt Marsh." There was the dragon all right - and if Esmeralda looked closely, she could make out a small pair of webbed feet hanging out of its mouth. "Here we are with the Chimera of Coeur Cassee." This time the duck peeked ignominiously out of the goat's head. "And the Burning Fire Beast of Mauna Painful." Flaming tongue - fried duck feet. "Oh here's a good one, we were taking on the Great Chicken of Glamorgan only to run across the Giant Turkey of Morglangan as well." All you could see of the Great Chicken of Glamorgan was its head as it had been otherwise swallowed by the Turkey. Though one could clearly still see a pair of webbed feet poking out from the Chicken's beak. "And then there's the Demon Kouchou, hailing from the Hell Where No Supermarket Has Ever Carried Toothpaste or Mouthwash." The duck's feet seemed to curl in that picture. "So, then we decided to take it down a notch. Take on something easier, like an elf." The good news from this picture was that the feet were not dangling from some horrible beast's mouth. The bad news was that it instead was protruding from a bag of some kind of mass-produced cookies. "So the school decided to hold off on Setsu-chan's monster hunting missions for a while - at least until Magical Girl Underwriting Consolidated lowers their premium rates a bit."<br/><br/>By then, he had a good look at Hizzy's aura, which, far from meeting the blistering pure white of magical girl standards rather matched the devil in the room. Kwaki-kun would have pointed out this inconsistency, especially since both witch and devil were beginning to crowd his charge with attention and advice, when he was lifted up and deposited in Lebhannah's wings and seduced by the luxuriant downy softness of their feathers. In fact, if one were to ask the duck-familiar where he might like spending the rest of his life lounging naked, this would probably be location number one, or at least well within the top ten. "Oh... this is just<em>heaven</em>." Which, as any expert on angels could tell you, was exactly the point.<br/><br/>But it did also leave Setsu wide open for the advice she was getting from Hizzy and Cathris, even as Callista was trying to attract their attention (and the angel's) as well. "Um... er... A pet rock? And what will you do to my wand? It does tend to act up? And... um..." the magical girl's voice dropping to a near whisper now, "How do you<em>suck mana</em>?" It may have been helpful, but it sounded just slightly dirty too, so she didn't know quite what to think.