<div class="floatleft">(http://i857.photobucket.com/albums/ab136/mrbunnyhesayno/_GM_Jade_1_zpsfa0219c4.jpg)</div><br/><strong>Name ::</strong>Professor Jade<br/><strong>Location ::</strong>somewhere in the world... then the great hall<br/><strong>Subject ::</strong>Defense against the Dark Art's<br/><strong>Date/Time ::</strong>September 1, 1988<br/><strong>What ::</strong>wolfricks motherfucking fuck of a god damn friggen birthday party<br/><strong>Tag ::</strong>wolfrick's fuckin death<br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">OOC</div><div class="spoiler_body">woot!! welcome professor jade!</div></div><br/><hr/><hr/><br/>Tabitha Jade was on her last mission before she was supposed to report to Hogwarts, she was trying to wrap things up before the school year start, as it was apparently the ministry's highest priority to declare all deatheaters dead or captured.<br/><br/>"alligandi omnes!"<br/><br/>She threw the spell just as she saw a piece of paper flying in the distance, grasping her broom, she started a downward spiral as she attempted to catch the falling death eater that was currently bound by her spell. grasping him by his belt and nearly pantsing him on accident, the letter smacking her in the face only to then pull back a few small inches before it opened and began its incessant screaming.<br/><br/>"TABITHA "THE DEFILER" JADE, YOU ARE HERE BY SUMMONED NOW TO THE GREAT HALL WHERE YOU WILL ALREADY HAVE MY PRESENT AND YOU WILL ATTEND WITH ALL DUE ENTHUSIASM AND YOU WILL DRESS ACCORDINGLY! I WILL HEAR NO BITCHING, WHINING, COMPLAINING OR CATERWHALER. ALSO...WEAR THAT TOP YOU KNOW I LIKE..."<br/><br/>Suddenly the howler slammed into her face covering her eyes, only when she attempted to rip it off, it activated it as a portkey and suddenly she was slammed into the center of the great hall. Her broom splintered upon the floor, her victim now slumped over her back and groaning, she ripped the damn howler off of her face and began screaming.<br/><br/>"FUCKING WOLFRICK YOU PIECE OF TROLL SHIT! WHEN I FIND YOU IM GONNA-" She dropped the deatheater on the ground and kicked him when he groaned. "IM GOING TO RIP YOUR BALLS FROM BENEATH YOUR NON EXISTANT COCK AND FUCKING FEED IT TO YOU!"<br/><br/>Panting, her fury slowly calming as she pulled her want out and pulled the pocket watch from her pocket. Flipping it open, she tapped the glass twice and started to speak.<br/><br/>"The last known deatheater is captured, will be sent by portkey this evening, currently under my warrent until then. Mission complete."<br/>