<em>You've never met an intelligent dagger, have you?  Trust me, you don't want to.  They're real jerks.  I mean, so's Garrett, but... this is a whole other level.  Maybe an intelligent mace inste-</em>And then, I see it.  Five tons of rotting lizard.  "Oh!  Oh!  There it is!"  I reach into my pack and pull out a scroll, eyes locked on the tyrannosaurus.<br/><br/>"Um... I think we should take the T-Rex before we go to... er... help with our escape!  Yeah."