<div class="floatright">(http://orig10.deviantart.net/3f32/f/2012/002/5/6/dust_and_smoke_by_shimmering_sword-d4l4dg7.jpg)</div>Name: Darclight<br/>Where: Show...ers?<br/>Doing What: WTF EVEN I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE,<br/>Milestones: DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE<br/>1 PP | 0 Physical | 0 Mental | 0 Emotional | 15xp (of 35xp total)<br/><br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Mechanics</div><div class="spoiler_body"></div></div><hr/><br/>"Just don't-"  He responded to her statement.  Darclight crossed his arms.  "That's not being very fair, Auxilia."  He would have said more, except two others kept on him...at least until Prime conked them both and got them away from him, mostly by getting her hands on him herself.  They were now in the water, together.  Under normal circumstances, reader, this would not be a problem.  However, it is a problem, for the following reasons.<br/><br/>1: Darclight is currently out of his armor - IE, he is the entirely human Richard Conway.<br/>2: Auxilia-Prime has currently attached himself to her side.  Now, Auxilia is a robot, yes, but she is referred to by roboticists as a gynoid - that is, a duplicate of the human female form, in as much complexity as can be handled.<br/>3: That complexity?  Is almost absolute.  There are a few noticeably robotic things about her, but otherwise she could be mistaken for human.<br/>4: And a very prominent part of that humanity is currently pressed against him.<br/>5: This isn't a reason, I'm just throwing it in here because I think I lost keeping separate reasons after 2.<br/>B: No, this isn't a reason, either, this is just an advertisement for Tim Horton's Midnight Freezer, the official drink of Darclight as negotiated by Stormwatch.<br/><br/>Where were we?  Right.<br/><br/>Auxilia would find it a difficult task to keep eye contact with Darclight.  Mostly because he was too busy looking down at what she had pressed into his side,<em>and</em>feeling his erection grow.<br/><br/>"You...you do not...play fair..."