<strong>Tabs</strong><br/><br/>The little round beginnings of tears formed at the edges of the gigantic demon's eyes as it realized the true depth of its error. Well, the current depth of its error, the true depth of its error was that it was standing between Tabs and a hot date and really one couldn't go deeper in error than that.<br/><br/><strong>"I'm sorry sir! This is only my second day! I haven't figured out all the hot keys yet!"</strong>Hot keys was right, the river of lava contained a variety of shortcuts for making his job easier.<strong>"I didn't know I could point out more than one discrepancy at a time! Please don't cast me into a pit of even worse eternal torment than processing passports!"</strong><br/><br/><strong>Darclight</strong><br/>Auxilia just tsked at Darclight's recalcitrance, didn't explain where she had gotten the paddle from, and hit the mer-ghost another time, who cried out, "Ohh, harder, 'tana!"<br/><br/>Auxi raised her eyebrows, "is that short for Sultana? Oh dear, I think someone has a little bit of a thing going with her mistress?"<br/><br/>"What?! No! I never- she never-"<br/><br/>"Oh dear. Okay, I get it. Darc, I'm going to keep her busy for a while, so if you don't want to participate that's fine just... don't look." She had a knowing little smirk, like she expected that to be impossible.<br/><br/>"So is he clean enough?" one Auxi asked another.<br/><br/>"I dunno, we'd better make absolutely sure," the other said, starting to scrub down Darclight's chest, down to his stomach, and...<br/><br/>"Oh come<em>on</em>," Auxi-Prime said, bonking them both over the head and sliding into the bath with Darclight, nestling herself against his side and slowly and tenderly kissing his neck. "Really, I'm such a tease sometimes."<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>