"No, no, no!  You must not trib the Twi'lek dancing girls to screaming overstimulation on their first night!  I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times...but you never listen.  You'll be a torture droid all your life at this rate!"<br/><br/><br/>(with heartfelt apologies for Phil Silver for this excruciating mutation of his role as Lycus in A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum)