<div class="floatleft">(http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/deadpool-2-featured-image.jpg)</div><br/>====================================================================<br/>Character Name: Captain Deadpool....uh just Deapool<br/>Date/Time:  (19:57 pm), April 19th 2017<br/>Location: Josie's Bar, Hells Kitchen,  New York City<br/>Wearing: Pictured<br/>Tagged: Captain America, Wolverine, Punisher, Rogue, Shadowcat, Black Knight, Johnny Blaze, Meggan, Ruse<br/>Warnings: None<br/>====================================================================<br/><br/>Wasp barely had time to formulate her thoughts to finish before she felt a tap tap tap on her shoulder. Like anyone she instinctively looked to see the fully uniformed Deadpool behind her with a large gift in his hands. Yes Deadpool has totally arrived and Josie's Bar may never be the same. He places the gift on the bar and sits down.<br/><br/>"Bartender! Give a shot of whiskey in a dirty glass...." He says in a serious tone which changes to something a little more sing song as he regards Janet. "Hi Janet. I have to say...last years Spring line was absolutely to die for. As a matter of fact I'm wearing some of your companies boxers right now." He stands and models his suit. "If you look close enough you might be able to see the lines...and by the way...do you think my outfit makes my ass look good? I ran into Romanov the other day and she hinted that it might be getting bigger!"<br/><br/>It's often hard to tell if he is serious or not. With Wade Wilson/Deadpool few things are serious. No matter what happens or who it happens too, Deadpool always seems to find a disturbing humor in it.<br/><br/>"Vanessa left me...can you believe that? She said she needed space and I didn't have Wifi." He says casually. "But Janet her loss could be your gain! Here's the plan. We hang out at the party for a while...I get Frank drunk and tell him Kingpin said some nasty shit about his mother...While the rest of the spandex wearing gang tries to calm him down...we sneak off...if you're lucky I'll play with your stinger."<br/><br/>Once he gets his drink he simply brings it up to his face and splashes it all over his mask.<br/><br/>"Oh I forgot that was on but If I do it enough times the liquor will soak through..."