<div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=52661.msg2581441#msg2581441">Quote from: The Great Triangle on 27-12-2009, 01:17:47</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">No, but you can attract the attention of a god of handjobs who will try and take you back to his palace of dildos and lotion in the sky.   :-)<br/></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div>Hm... what kinds of magic items is he offering?  Selling off a few toys from the god of handjobs should be able to net me two or three feats, easy.  More than enough to cover the expenses in getting my handjob-giving skills up to a level sufficient to 'satisfy' him.  Perhaps he could throw some sort of innate charisma boost into the pot, too?