Smile everyone!<br/><br/><em>A dragon has come to our village today. <br/>We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away.<br/>Now he's talked to our king and they worked out a deal. <br/>No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal. <br/><br/>Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch. <br/>Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch. <br/>Well, we've no other choice, so the deal we'll respect. <br/>But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect.<br/><br/>Do virgins taste better than those who are not? <br/>Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what? <br/>Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot? <br/>Do virgins taste better than those who are not?<br/>Now we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried. <br/>But no one can get through your thick scaly hide. <br/>We hope that some day, some brave knight will come by. <br/>'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly. <br/><br/>Now you have such good taste in your women for sure, <br/>They always are pretty, they always are pure. <br/>But your notion of dining, it makes us all flinch, <br/>For your favorite entree is barbecued wench. <br/><br/>Now we've found a solution, it works out so neat, <br/>If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat. <br/>No more will our number ever grow small, <br/>We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all! </em>