<div class="floatleft">(http://cdn.movieweb.com/img.news.tops/NEOu4ZqhQ02lRT_1_b.jpg)</div><br/>====================================================================<br/>Character Name: Captain Deadpool....uh just Deapool<br/>Date/Time:  (19:57 pm), April 19th 2017<br/>Location: Josie's Bar, Hells Kitchen,  New York City<br/>Wearing: Pictured<br/>Tagged: Captain America, Wolverine, Punisher, Rogue, Shadowcat, Black Knight, Johnny Blaze, Meggan, Ruse<br/>Warnings: Bitches...I'm Deadpool<br/>====================================================================<br/><br/>He sighs and looks away from Janet a bit in body language that would almost seem sheepish. The place is starting to fill up and the competition is getting a little<em>stiff</em>.<br/><br/>"Well my work here is done. The seeds of romance have been planted and now all there is to do is watch them bloom." He says in a tone that can only be described as romantic. That changes drastically with his next sentence as he speaks in a more in for face manner. "However if your not in the mood to wait my face is always available for you to sit on. Ironic actually. I mean once FRANCIS got done with me I now look like an old, used, bicycle seat that's been out in the sun too long." He pauses. "I'll be around..."<br/><br/>He flits off to make himself at home with the other guests.<br/><br/>"Kitty Pryde! The X-Mens Shadowcat! How are you doing this evening!" He says excitedly. "I had a dream the other night that they did an X-Men movie, and you were portrayed by Michelle Trachtenberg." He pauses and cocks his head to the side. "Even more odd was that Sinead O'Connor played Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Don't worry Shadowkitten...as much as I love Dawn Summers...nothing compares 2 U."<br/><br/>He turns to Rogue and Glorianna and throws up his hands in a display of mock exasperation.<br/><br/>"And you two!!! If I ever shell out the cash for a Carnival Cruise..I am bringing you two with me." His voice gets low and he moves in closer. "You see I have this thing about drowning, but sandwiched between you two and all this floatation equipment." Looking back and forth very pointedly from each set of breasts. "We will never drown. If you can lactate we wont starve either!!" He looks for a moment like he's about to focus attention on someone else then pause and turns back to using his hand in a phone gesture. "Call me."<br/><br/>"Frankie Castle!!! Taking a night off from breaking necks and cashing checks?!" He literally skips over the Punisher happily. "You know Frank I was watching Dr. Phil the other day and he said guys that overcompensate their manhood with guns are mentally ill." He pauses and looks down at his own guns and laughs nervously. "But let's face it...Dr. Phil is a quack!"<br/><br/>"Ghost Rider!! Bubbby Buddy...hey lemme ask you a question...when your in your form do you get that burning sensation when you pee? Is that something you have medication or a cream for, or is it all part of the Ghost Rider...firecrotch gig?" He looks around seemingly worried. "Hey have you ever set someone's pubes on fire like that? We all know Johnny Storm gives the girls a burning sensation and he doesn't even have to say 'Flame on'." He pauses. "Oh I see...giving me the penance stare. Well you can't have it both ways Mr. You need to make up your mind. Are you Walking Dead or Sons of Anarchy? You don't get to be both."<br/><br/>"Black Knight!!!" He leans in closer. "You know you might want to change your name. The politically charged climate these days someone might take offense. Might I suggest the Sanguine Knight. Means the same thing...but no one will start a march against you. Also was that french? The language of cunnilingus? I've got my eye on you Mr. I will learn the secrets of of the master french flick or die trying." He is about to walk away but whispers one last thing before he goes. "The X-Men girl who everyone cards will be watching too...the competition is getting thick...and has boobs...fair warning."<br/><br/>"Roxy!!!! Oh my god look what you've done to your hair!!! Those BOOTS!!! Oh my god you're a walking advertisement for Hot Topic!!! Gambit might be your brother, but when it comes to looks you got the<em>Royal Flush</em>, and he got two pair...two pair of deez nuts!"<br/><br/>When Captain America Steve Rogers arrives he begins dancing around like a real femme and doing the whole 'happy birthday Mr. President' schtick that was made famous by Marilyn Monroe. This is finished off by another random shot of someone else's drink tossed directly into his mask. "The birthday boy Steve Rogers!!! Remember folks when you feel old and sore getting out of bed in the morning...Steve Rogers is over 100 years old!!! He's got underpants older than you!!"<br/><br/>