The trio carved through the swarm of ninjas with ruthless efficiency.  ...Okay, so two of them carved through the swarm with ruthless efficiency, and the third one delivered a handful of barely-effective judo chops.  But she did look damn good in a catsuit while doing it.<br/><br/>In short order, all the ninja mooks were cut down, save one.  However, as the last one left, he was an unstoppable killing machine, a fearless ninja fueled by the desire - nay, the<em>need</em>- to flip out and kill people.  Fortunately, before any life-threatening epic showdown between ninja and SPANC could commence, a portal appeared and sucked the party away from what the GM assures them would be certain unpleasantness.<br/><br/>-----<br/><br/>Upon exiting the mysterious portal, the three lovely ladies land unceremoniously in... a ball pit.  After the cascade of brightly colored plastic balls, the girls find themselves surrounded by arcade machines (at least half with Out Of Order signs on them), games rigged to steal tokens, booths of crappy prizes, crane machines rigged never to pay out, a dining room that stank of cardboard pizza, and a darkened stage occupied by inert animatronic animals.  Oh, and children.  Loud, obnoxious, unruly children, running and screaming this way and that, while their mothers sat with tired expressions.<br/><br/>All in all, it reminded Jamie very much of Lucky Cheese's back home when she was a kid.  Enough was different to know that this was not, in fact, Lucky Cheese's even before seeing the different name on the slightly different logo: Suck E. Cheese's.<br/><br/>"Hey you!  What are you doing in there!"  What looked to be an acne-ridden employee was yelling at our heroines for some reason!  "Can't you read the signs, you're too big to be playing in there!  Leave it for the kids!"