<strong>There is no I in Team</strong><br/><br/><div class="floatleft">(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6239/6324164006_be5a515640.jpg)</div><br/><hr/><strong>Name:</strong>Jack Russel<br/><strong>Origin:</strong>Werewolf<br/><strong>Location:</strong>Rooftop hanger<br/><strong>Tags:</strong>Anyone present<br/><hr/><br/><br/><br/>Jack noticed with not small amount of annoyance the the morons at SHIELD had made his and Logan's costumes remarkably similar in many ways. But the thing that really annoyed him was that both cowls had flared "ears". Ridiculous, useless and impractical. He supposed they were to add a silhouette giving the impression of a feral beat, but in Jack's case his mask would melt away to expose his head when he shifted forms.<br/><br/><Who's Hill got designing this bullshit? Preschoolers. Oooo little Timmy what do you think the scary wolf man should look like. Very nice Timmy now he will look like a bat eared turd! You get a gold star!!!><br/><br/>Yeah it wasnt Logan's idea to be dressed so similarly but Jack disliked him more all the same. Oh and look now the runt was gonna start some shit with the blow hard. Wasnt he a fucking genius! Ares could bring down this entire building with one blow and the runt didnt even have the sense to take it outside. Was Jack calling the kettle black? Maybe but he also understood a few things about the pecking order. Ironically it was that dude in red, what was his name again, the fucking nut job who talked like they were all living in a comic who became the voice of reason. And in spite of a heroic absurdity of the moment did Jack in and he began a choking laugh when the red guy told them they were both pretty! Jack doubled over sputtering, ripping away his mask so as to not cover it in spittle as he gawhaffed! It was a huge laugh, a full on belly laugh and frankly the first and best laugh he'd know since his life become a nightmare existence.<br/><br/>Finally catching his breath wiping away tears as he did so Jack spoke.<br/><br/>"Were gonna save the day? This band of misfits. SHIELD sure knows how to pick em. Maybe Von Doom will just sit back and let us destroy New York for him. Im thinking we'll probably do better job at this point."<br/><br/>Jack's face had rolled over from mirth to disgust as he spoke, becoming more heated and passionate, those two werent the only one's with a temper.<br/><br/>"Yeah there's more than one of us on this team who arent he cause we wanted to be." He directed his gaze solidly at the god of war, "But you know what, we cant do dick about it so lets cut the bullshit and just do the fucking job we have to do for as long as we have to do it!"<br/><br/>Jack crossed his arms over his chest in an angry sulk, "Oh yeah, Im Jack, Im a werewolf. No the real thing, not a feral mutant or any of that shit. Im a real life monster of myth and legend and if Im not locked up for three nights every month I'll run amok and eat your face if given the chance. Next."<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>