<div class="floatleft">(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/31/45/b4/3145b4e25e035b5b63c491145192b6d6.jpg) (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=281618.msg13847025#msg13847025)    </div><strong>Name:</strong>Myra Gersumblesuch-Kettlespark (https://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=1456662) & Merle Fliffitygivvit<br/><strong>Location:</strong>Opening scrolls at breakfast<br/><strong>Tagging:</strong><br/><strong>Active Effects:</strong><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Stats</div><div class="spoiler_body"><strong>Initiative:</strong> +10<br/><strong>HP:</strong> 107 / 107| <strong>AC:</strong> 24 (T: 16, FF: 21*) | <strong>CMD:</strong> 18<br/><strong>Speed:</strong> 20 | <strong>Perception Bonus:</strong> +20</div></div><hr/><br/>"Well that's not helpful at all," Myra responded cheerfully.  "What if I'm now unsurprised by something that should be surprising?  Oh ho hum, there's a giant three headed scorpion that vomits existential dread and I say 'Hi Cinnamon' just before I get, um, dreaded? ...and find out Cinnamon was a grouchy cocker spaniel with a lazy eye.  But we'll play it your way.  I'm just saying, drowning in the awareness of your insignificant role in a smotheringly vast and uncaring reality is on you."<br/><br/>Merle sighed.  "I'm naming this one Lake Purpleprick.  In memoriam."<br/><br/>Myra rolled her eyes and read over the scroll twice without bothering to acknowledge her familiar.  "Merle is a nudist too.  Except when he sleeps."<br/><br/>"I'm not a nudist.  Dragons don't bother with clothes."  It had the tone of an old argument.<br/><br/>"You're a sentient being who prefers to be naked in public.  That's a nudist.  Don't you think?"  She looks to Jaela and the others for confirmation.  "As for a speech, I have a few prepared.  One's very martial and patriotic.  Very impressive, with allusions to the royal destiny and an interwoven metaphor for expansionism as the improvement of the middle class.  Lots of quotes.  Very boring.  Another is sort of an egalitarian communal fraternity forging a new future together thing.  I worked in some clever alliteration.  Or the short one about forest orgies and making booze with magic, but I'd like to save that in case morale drops."