<div class="floatleft">(http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/20161025_n_nerdistnews_deadpool2director_1x1.jpg)</div><br/>Deadpool grasps his crotch and again looks at no one when he speaks.<br/><br/>"Oh no...my Deadpool sense is tingling...and we all know that my Deadpool Sense, as well as most of my greatest ideas...come from my cock."<br/><br/>He turns back to the party and walks up to Peter Parker and puts an arm around him. In an odd way it's almost like he understands something deep within the confines of Spider Man's soul. The look of heartbreak and loss. The devastation of the lovelorn or cuckolded. Or maybe he's just making up some kind of weird narrative as he goes along and expects everyone to be on the same script. He is insane after all.<br/><br/>"I heard about M.J. Petey and I too am having lady troubles. I mean you think you know a girl...really know her...and she catches you beating off to nudes of Felicia Hardy and the psycho comes out." He nods knowingly. "Been there done that kid. So I have three ideas that are sure to get M.J. and Vanessa running back to us. The first idea is another woman. You replace her and she's not ready to see it, and it's a cat fight! Catfight equals love my friend...and even Huey Lewis would tell you nothing beats the power of love." He switches sides and continues. "Or we could save the world. I mean EVERY GIRL loves a hero. Nothing gets you blown faster than saving the world...except maybe a diamond ring." He then moves in front of the wallcrawler. "Last resort we go phase three...kidnapping. They say if you love something set it free, but I'd like to think if it doesn't come back there is a plush basement apartment with all the amenities and a chain waiting for them. You're looking at me like I just finger banged a cat right now, but think about it and it wont seem so crazy." He pauses and looks outside where a Mexican food Vendor is making his specialties. "OH CHIMICHANGAS!!!"