<div class="floatleft">(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/1/1e/ChristopherJames.jpg)</div><strong>Character name:</strong>Christopher "Herc" James, #4<br/><strong>Who:</strong>The Football Team<br/><strong>When:</strong>Day 1, Morning (Around 7am - Shortly after Phil's departure.)<br/><strong>Where:</strong>The football field<br/><strong>Warning: </strong>Team Captain Awesomeness<br/><hr/><br/><strong>“….Now remember what I said. A whore sells it to you. A sloot gives it away for free. Now when it comes to our first drug test, if you’re not gonna pass. You might want to get an oil change. An oil change is when you place your dick in your hand, get a small twelve inch clear hose. Shove it into your dick until it his the bladder, you can tell when it does because piss will start going everywhere…This is a good thing. When you’re done pissing on yourselves, you get your small turkey baster that you can purchase at any Lowes or True Value. Make sure it is filled with piss….NOT YOURS! If you need some, let me know…I got a guy. Insert the tip of the baster into the end of the hose that is sticking out of your junk. Squeeze the baster, you’ll be able to tell when it’s full. Pull the hose out, put your pants on and wash your hands. Then walk to your piss test. It is that simple ladies.”</strong>Herc had paused and taken a drink from his water bottle mid rant before continuing, but finished up then looked out at one of the players who had his hand up.<br/><br/>Pointing at him Herc smiled,<strong>"Yeah, #27 what's up?"</strong>The player furrowed a brow then spoke up.<strong>"What if it's a random pee test."</strong>Herc smiled and nodded.<strong>"Ah, yeah...Good question. That is why I, gentlemen, oil change every day."</strong>He chuckled then ran his hand through his hair before rubbing the back of his neck.<br/><br/><strong>“Next…No matter what they say, male cheerleaders and mascots are not welcome at our parties. ENTRANCE DENIED!”</strong>He smiled looking out at the team knowing he wouldn't have to play doorman at the parties. Sure he would have let them in had it been just him, but being on the team he had to help his team keep up their rep.<br/><br/>Beginning to pace back and forth Herc looked out at his team with a charming smile that said was about to finish up with something important to say.<strong>"And finally...our games are on Saturday. We can not have parties Friday night, because no matter how big and bad we know we are, alchohol wins sometimes. So our parties should be Thursday night, we can have 24 hours to recover. Coach went inside to get the lazy asses. Coach is going to be riding their ass for the rest of our day. So as the captain, I say no one makes my coach angry. We must kindly, yet aggressively, make them aware of when they are supposed to be at meetings, at practices, at the locker room, at the bus, at a piss test. Reason I’m telling you about this ladies…These two aren’t going to know about the oil change. They missed one of our first practices. That is not a show of brotherhood in my opinion. A show of brotherhood is verbal abuse, mild intimidation, and social exile. As Captain I say, they are at mild intimidation. The way I look at it, when my teammates are late, that makes me look bad…that makes all of you look bad. When the rest of our offensive line gets here I will be running four running plays, directly up the middle. This is defenses chance to say good morning to our tardy members. This is still the first week ladies…You have to ask yourselves, do you wanna play football or do you just wanna sit on the bench? Or even worse, be on the practice squad?”</strong>Giving an exaggerated cringe to drive his point home Herc took a moment then looked out at the team with a smile.<br/><br/><strong>“Now defense lets go back to running drills, offense lets get some sprints done. Let’s make coach think that we got some work done while he was gone. Everyone put your hands in."</strong>Waiting till everyone came over and put their hands in Herc gave a grin.<strong>"Oil change on three! 1…2…3…OIL CHANGE!”</strong>As the Team followed suite Herc smiled the moved to start running drills again before Coach Phil returned.