<span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong>Closed Quest:</strong> Eclectic Alcohols (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=333546.msg15928067#msg15928067)</span><br/><div class="floatleft">(https://i.imgur.com/c4C5CZX.png)</div><strong>Name:</strong>Yokun da Nukoy (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=333483.msg15884568#msg15884568)<br/><strong>Race and Occupation:</strong>Human Boxer<br/><strong>Location &amp; Time:</strong>Sky Father's Thumb/Forlorn Hills/noon/W1D3-Castalin<br/><strong>Tagging:</strong>Risppt and Selphie, closed<br/>Hit Points: 18/20<br/><br/>Despite his best efforts, Yokun was just as distracted by the sexpot that was Selphie as she bounced and jiggled up a storm fully entrancing not only both guards, but the fighter and disguised lizard ranger. His robes tightened around his crotch his eyes beginning to go cross from staring too much. But before he moved from his hiding spot to rush into Selphie's busty embrace, but the loud yawning...or lusty growl of a Kobold back in the camp brought him back to himself and dropped back out of view.<br/><br/>He wasn't the only one to hear that sound, but aside from a single glance back the guards barely acknowledged the noise before they both were inching closer to the sexy pale human standing nude before them. Adjusting the large bulge in his robes Yokun shook his head and pinched his face to make himself focus. It was now or never, eventually someone smarter than the red Kobolds would walk out maybe to relieve the two or take a piss he could only guess. But soon someone would see through the ruse.<br/><br/>Moving to his stomach, Yokun focused on the guard closer to the door. Getting ready he wrapped the loose bits of his outfit around him until he resembled one of those Shadow Warriors everyone loves making stories about and made his move. Drunken or not Yokun was agile, moving in a low crouch he rushed up to the second guard preparing to give him a solid punch to what looked like the softer side of his skull. But while sober Yokun is nimble like a gazelle with a hangover...drunken Yokun is just a drunken gazelle....but a lucky one!<br/><br/>He was nearly upon the guard when his feet missed a step and he actually crashed into the second guard tumbling them both off the path. His hand was quick enough to clamp over the buff little lizard's mouth andh is metal gauntles saved his hands from being tears to shreds by the yappy little fuck's serrated teeth as they fell in a pile of limbs and grunts down the far side of the small platform. The guard's head hit a rock and knocked himself out, but Yokun couldn't stop his momentum so much to his dismay he continued tumbling down the hill wedge between the building itself and the hillside. But...at least one guard was down.<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Combat</div><div class="spoiler_body"><br/>Swobold Guard 1: 20 HP<br/><br/>Swobold Guard 2: Unconscious and out of sight. Yokun suffered slight damage in the initial fall and the continued fall down the hill.<br/><br/>*Special notes: While successful Yokun and guard number 2 couldn't help making some noise as they went off the edge. Guard number 1 will have heard it and will need to be dealt with in a single motion to stop from raising the alarm. Be it a straight knocking out by a magic dong or big rock, or distracted by big boobs and bounciness then big rock.</div></div>