Jayne was in his room for most of the ladies’ conversation, but by time he got back, he’d noticed the kitchen/dining area had turned into some hen session. It was bad enough that he had to deal with River on board, or the chances that he’d walk in on some random roll in the oil that Kaylee and the good doctor would be in. Now he had to deal with the resident who…companion, and who…exactly…was this bundle of joy here?<br/><br/>He stole a glance at Natasha as he grabbed some water, offering a grunt or nod to anyone who’d noticed him enter. He made sure to stay clear away from Reena…something about her made him think of all the good things in life, and the bad things he could do to her. Not necessarily the worst thing to happen, but it could cause all kinds of havoc if he suddenly tried to take her over the table while all her friends were watching…ahhh shit…he wasn’t far enough away. He was a few seconds from pitching a tent and seeing Kaylee sitting on the companion’s face as he treated Renna like a pumping station before he was able to get his composure back.<br/><br/>Yeah…all kinds of havoc. He came out of his sexually charged daydream to hear the new girl…Natasha, he believed she was called, talk about her dislike of the Alliance. Well, she was certainly on the right ship. Jayne didn’t give a go ci* about who killed what and when, though even he had to admit that Miranda was bad…they managed to kill an entire colony, and created the worst goram scourge the verse has seen yet. If sure as hell wasn’t the best way to make friends.<br/><br/>When she’d mentioned that she may not have been as good in a fight as he was, well…what’s a man to do? He had to see the truth in it, especially since Book died. Shame he had to go all Sheppard before he left…it might have been interesting to see him work. In any case, the girl looked like she could handle herself just fine. There’s only so much bluff you can do with a body as streamlined and toned as hers was. If she wasn’t handy in a fight, it wouldn’t take him long to get her to be. A little wrestling never hurt nobody…wait. Did Reena move? No…no, that was him. He took another sip of water.<br/><br/>Jayne’s eyes squinted some as he looked over Natasha some more. This time he was trying to figure out why she was so…ahhhh, Reena! So that’s how her ship drifted, huh? Well…he’d still teach her…he’d just have to charge her instead. When Reena talked about the lack of fresh food, Jayne quickly quipped “We don’t get to stick around for too long to enjoy those fancy restaurants we stole from, and then we don’t get a share of what we stole because we have to sell it all. Gujun de huon dan.*”<br/><br/>*Go ci - dog excrement<br/>*Gujun de huon dan - A true bastard<br/>