(https://i.imgflip.com/242zmo.jpg)<br/><hr/><br/><div class="floatright">(https://orig00.deviantart.net/a985/f/2010/271/6/7/alice_in_wonderland_2011_by_j_scott_campbell-d2yr8eu.jpg)</div><br/>“I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date!”<br/><br/>The white rabbit screamed hysterically as the whip fell over his back, mussing up strips of white fur; at least his vest took some of the brunt. The poor creature was pulling a rickshaw, in which sat his tormenter.<br/><br/>That would be one Alice Liddel, in a too-tight and too-small dress of blue and white of the sort she often favored, with stockings that hugged long legs, and decolletage that bounced and jiggled amply while the rabbit-pulled rickshaw bounced over the ground.<br/><br/>Alice howled, “Faster you mangy pet or when we get there I’m making some rabbit stew! We'd best not be one hare late!”<br/><br/>The white rabbit wailed, “Yeees Miiiiiistresss….I’ll have you there in a flash!"<br/><br/>Alice gasped, and stared the rabbit from another crack of her whip. “That’s it! You’re a genius, Rabbity!” Alice reached down to her own skirt hem. “We’ll be there in a flash!”<br/><br/>“Eh?” the white rabbit looked over one whip-welted shoulder just in time to see Alice hoist up the front of her dress, to reveal a perfect bod, fair and slender and taut and curvy, with translucent lacy white lingerie hugging the most ladylike parts. And what ladylike parts they were!<br/><br/>The rabbit saw everything. It was like God had reached down in rays of beaming light to place the perfect dirty magazine, with its own white rabbit logo, into the paws of this humble white rabbit, centerfold unfurling to cast its divine revelations right onto the rabbit's eyes. The rabbit swore he could hear angels singing. The sight was glorious.<br/><br/>The rabbit’s eyes welled up in tears. His little button of a bunny nose sniffled. His jaw nearly dragged on the ground. “It’s...so...beautiful…”<br/><br/>Then he had an uneasy feeling that he ought to be looking where he was going, yet still he could not turn his eyes away. “Wait...did you say...we’d be...there in a flash? Oh fu-”<br/><br/>The rabbit collided with a wall. An outdoor wall of the brothel. He recognized the texture immediately - it wasn't the first time something like this had happened. They had already arrived.<br/><br/>The rickshaw flipped up with the impact. Alice went sailing into the air. As she flew over the head of her driver, she cursed, “You stupid blind perved out march hare-” then she saw the rapidly approaching brothel wall. “HOL-”<br/><br/>A hole appeared in the wall, and Alice flew through.<br/><br/>“-LY SHIT.”<br/><br/>The hole closed again.<br/><br/>Alice arced through the comparatively darker air of the theater. Her skirt flew out, exposing her pantied nethers to the room and acting a bit like a parachute to mercifully arrest her velocity. Her butt landed in an also-mercifully plush front row seat, right next to a handsome blonde lad she could only presume was some new patron.<br/><br/>Alice let out a little, “Oof!” as she landed, her blonde hair and one arm slinging and draping themselves over the guy. “Well hello there!” she exhaled, “Hope you enjoyed - I mean, enjoy - the show!”<br/>