"You're so<em>modest</em>, 'Dori-tan.  We should make it clear to him that Cho-chan is off the market.  I'm thinking full-frontal lesbian dry-humping sandwich action..."<br/><br/>Natuko barely restrains herself from throwing her head back and cackling maniacally, as is her usual habit.<br/><br/>"But that would upset the locals, I suppose.  And if he's that sort of limp-dicked arrogant fuckhead, he'll probably think we're inviting him to join in."  She makes a noise hinting at the depths of her distaste for the idea.  "Oh,<em>very</em>well. We'll do this the law abiding, quiet, discrete, boring way."<br/><br/>She does not add the qualifier 'for now', but as Midori is fully aware, the basic problem of a SPANC like Natsuko is that they are, psychologically, rather<em>catty</em>, so it's almost always just a matter of time before someone gets distracted.<br/><br/>Or annoyed.<br/><br/>Or finds herself challenged by someone in desperate need of a remedial lesson in applied etiquette.<br/><br/>And from Cho's comment, the odds of this sleazeball triggering one of the (ex) space pirate's many character flaws is about one in one.