"I don't suppose you'll let me be my usual unpredictable self and stay up here, will you?"<br/><br/>Wukong rubs the back of his neck.<br/><br/>"I didn't think so.  Okay, I'll tell you what.  Flash your tits at me, and I'll know you're serious."<br/><br/>Then, while Tiger ponders that request, he quickly scrambles for the edge of the roof and leaps out into empty space and drops to the street, catching himself on an awning at the last second and performing an acrobatic triple-back flip before landing to the applause of the revelers.  Within seconds the chant starts...<br/><br/>"Wu.  KONG!  Wu.  KONG!  Wu.  KONG!"<br/><br/>Waving to his fans, Monkey dashes off in a random direction, laughing his head off.