*Nods*  And to boot...  Damned Square Enix and Disney took away my Heartless...   And then renamed them Nobodies... *Sighs*  It seems that these days, even your own mind isn't your own...  I should'a mailed one to myself, at least half a partial claim then...  *Sighs and looks at the cages that had once held Harry, Darry, and Larry the Heartless in the corner and sniffles*  Oh, I miss my little dark minions...  Darry always knew just how to peel the skin off my enemies to give them that high pitched squeal...  Yes, I got the Tentacle Monster after they left, but...  It just isn't the same...  *Pulls out a black hankerchief and dots at my eyes*  I mean...  He worships the Giant/Big Spagetti Monster and they worshiped me...  Never had to give them a day off...  They ate whoever I put in front of them...  TM is so picky...  He'll only eat hairless virgin Japanese Schoolgirls.  Do you KNOW how long it takes to find one of those with how many pedo's are in that place?<br/><br/>Not to mention they don't like shaving their heads...  Just yesterday one of the bitches bit me...  *Points at my wrist*  Not to mention, they're paranoid...  Can't just show them candy to lead them into an ice cream truck.  No, no...  I have to hire a bunch of gouls to haunt various places and further associate myself with the trash of the dark world to keep him fed...  Hm...  Maybe I should put out an add for another Tentacle Monster...  How do you think this sounds:<br/><br/>Searching for Shadow Tentacle Monster Minion.  Must have more than 20 tentacles and not be a picky eater.  No religion a plus.  Food and Board provided with generous allowance for time off.