<div class="floatleft">(http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/deadpool-2-featured-image-04222017.jpg)</div><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;"><span class="bbc_u">Basics</span></span><br/><strong>Character Name:</strong>Wade Wilson<br/><strong>Alias:</strong>Deadpool, Merc With A Mouth, and many, many more<br/><strong>Gender:</strong>Male<br/><strong>Orientation:</strong><del>Orientated</del><del>Lesbian</del>Heterosexual<br/><strong>Status:</strong>Complicated<br/><strong>Age:</strong>40<br/><strong>Height:</strong>6'2"<br/><strong>Weight:</strong>200 lbs.<br/><strong>Hair Color:</strong>Bald (Brown)<br/><strong>Eye Color:</strong>Bloodshot (Green)<br/><strong>Hometown/Place of Birth:</strong>The Great Land of Canada!<br/><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;"><span class="bbc_u">More Personal</span></span><br/><strong>Family:</strong><ul class="bbc_list"><li>Thomas Wilson - Father</li><li>Hailey Wilson - Mother</li><li>Winnie Wilson - Clone "Daughter"</li><li>Eleanor Camacho - Daughter</li><li>Various Ex-Wives, former bonded Symbiotes, and Other Clones</li></ul><br/><strong>Personality:</strong>Wow...You want to open this can of worms? Really?<em>Really</em>!?<br/><br/>...Well, it's your funeral.<br/><br/>Deadpool is certifiably, absolutely, without-a-doubt, completely, entirely, clinically and non-clinically insane. Or, he's the sanest man alive, it's hard to tell sometimes. Due to vast and horrific amounts of brain trauma and issues caused by tumors growing and healing and regrowing, his head is more scrambled than eggs at a scrambled egg cooking contest. Despite (or because of) all of the horrible things that has happened to him in his life, he's very comedic and a jokester, to the point he is as likely to beat you to death with a rubber chicken as he is one of his katana blades. And to say he is impulsive and prone to acting without thinking is as much of an understatement as one can utter. For all his bluster about being a badass mercenary, however (to which he is), he does have a conscience, and lately has been making efforts to be a "good" mercenary, to set a better example for his daughters/daughter and girl clone/little people that happen to have some or all of his DNA. To his friends, while he can be awful and mean towards them at times, he is steadfast loyal, and would jump between any friend and an elephant with explosive diarrhea if he would need to.<br/><br/>Note: He would much prefer to jump on any normal explosive instead. Friends, please refrain from antagonizing elephants with gastrointestinal issues.<br/><br/><strong>Hobbies:</strong><ul class="bbc_list"><li>Tacos</li><li>Shooting</li><li>Making Pancakes</li><li>Stabbing</li><li>Eating Pancakes</li><li>Blowing Stuff Up</li><li><del>Making Sweet, Sweet Love</del></li></ul><br/><strong>History:</strong>In the beginning, there was nothing. Or, everything. Nothing and everything all existed at once, either as some amorphous old man with a God Complex (or, alternatively, he might have been a god) or a tiny little ball. Either way, there was a giant explosion, and--<br/><br/>--...Oh, my history? Well, fuck...<br/><br/>Look, does it matter? I'm Deadpool! Your friendly neighborhood stabby, killy guy! Really, you don't want to hear my story. You are not on<em>nearly</em>enough antidepressants. I had a mommy and a daddy, who may or may not have beaten me or not, may or may not be dead, may or may not miss me and keep my childhood home intact waiting for the day their son comes home as not a hideously disfigured monster, and may or may not be zombie space monsters from the planet Glhfgitgud. I left them one day, joined the Army Rangers, and did shit. Once I finished clogging the general's toilet I then went and blew up stuff and killed people. Eventually I left the military (they claimed kicked out, but, meh), became a badass mercenary who may or may not have taken pity on younger clients--and not in that way your pervert!<br/><br/>Merc meets woman, woman bones merc, and weddings are planned. Then..."El Cancer." All the cancer. Everywhere. And mutant powers! And Canada came to the rescue, by helping me get into a super secret program of secrets called Weapon...uh...Z? Q? P? Something like that. Anyway! They give me the healing factor from the world's second favorite Canadian mutant. And things kinda of got shitty from there. Long story short, the healing factor got super charged, which supercharged my cancer, turning me into an ugly...thing. Look, I'm ugly. Seriously ugly. Like...picture Ryan Reynolds. That ugly. It's just bad, okay?<br/><br/>*sounds of sobbing, and a squeaky toy*<br/><br/>...Okay, I'm better now...Anyway! Now that I am effectively immortal (not for lack of trying to prove otherwise), I go around as the worlds uber-est badass. Uber as in, fucking awesome, not Uber as in that awful car service. I did some thieving things with a Cajun bastard, I did some stints with the Avengers (#CaptainBuckyLovers4Ever), some other shenanigans here and there...And then found out I have a daughter! And then I fond out some asshats tried to clone me, so, now I have a clone...daughter...person! Ellie and Winnie are. Fucking. Awesome. And if you think of doing anything to them that resembles harming even a hair in their general vicinity, I will eviscerate you, and feed you your feedable things. Got it? Good. And then I'll give you a blood transfusion so you can heal and I can do it all over again.<br/><br/>But yeah. That's me. Happy now? Oh, I left out the most important part. I did--do you smell tacos? I smell tacos! Tacooooooo!<br/><br/>*sound of taco truck crashing*<br/><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;"><span class="bbc_u">Mutations and Powers</span></span><br/><strong>Classification:</strong>Delta<br/><br/><strong>Type of Mutant:</strong>(Not sure?)<br/><br/><strong>Powers:</strong><ul class="bbc_list"><li><span class="bbc_u">Genetically Enhanced Physiology</span>: Deadpool's powers come from the experimentation he was submitted to by the Weapon X program.</li><ul class="bbc_list"><li><span class="bbc_u">Regenerative Healing Factor</span>: Deadpool possesses a superhuman healing factor derived from that of the mutant Wolverine that allows him to regenerate damaged or destroyed bodily tissue with far greater speed and efficiency than an ordinary human. Deadpool is able to heal from injuries such as slashes, puncture wounds, bullet wounds, beheading, and severe burns within moments. His healing factor is significantly more powerful than Wolverine's as he can regrow missing limbs and organs--his head or any other limb can be reattached using this ability. Even though being beheaded, Deadpool can still move his body normally. Unlike Wolverine's natural healing factor, Deadpool's is mentally driven to a partial extent.</li><ul class="bbc_list"><li>Chemical Resistance</li><li>Disease Immunity</li><li>Telepathic Immunity</li><li>Possession Resistance</li></ul><li>Enhanced Strength</li><li>Enhanced Durability</li><li>Enhanced Reflexes</li><li>Enhanced Speed</li><li>Enhanced Agility</li></ul></ul><br/><strong>Abilities:</strong><ul class="bbc_list"><li>Multilingual</li><li>Martial Arts (Master)</li><li>Unpredictability</li><li>Assassination Skills</li></ul><br/><span class="bbc_size" style="font-size: 18pt;"><span class="bbc_u">School Information</span></span><br/><strong>Classes Taken/Taught:</strong>None<br/><br/><strong>Clubs/Extracurriculars:</strong>None<br/><br/><strong>Relations:</strong><ul class="bbc_list"><li>Remy LeBeau: Deadpool and Remy, in the past, pulled off a coordinated series of heists that...Well...They aren't the biggest fans of each other now.<br/> Although Deadpool still thinks Gambit has one hot ass.</li><li>Winnie Wilson: His clone/daughter/daughter-clone. She's the him that he wishes he could be--and not just because she's pretty. He tries to set a better example so she can be a real hero, as opposed to his very much not-a-hero status. He's also looking for ways to cure/fix/end cancer, so she can stay normal, and not end up a hideous freak like him if she does turn out to be a perfect clone...disregarding a misfiring chromosome.</li></ul><br/><div style="text-align: right;"><strong>Level of Control:</strong> AceFlyer, GMs</div>