"Mein Gott," the deviless covered her mouth with one hand to unsuccessfully hide the smile as Doc Tabs rattled off answers. Nonetheless, she wrote them all down, "you're perfect. Very well, you want to help, you help!" Holstering her blaster, she caught her patient around his massive torso and tossed him bodily back into his bed, snatching up and breaking his gun for good measure. He groaned in pain but she continued with no mercy. "But I should make full use of you, hmm? Cleaning bed-pans, changing IVs, collecting genetic material for the gynoid downstairs," she tutted, "it is beneath your skill." She tapped her pen to her lips, contemplative. Deciding suddenly, she swung open the hotel room's closet and reached into an inky void therein. With a little<em>vorp</em>and<em>squelch</em>as she thrust her whole arm into the interdimensional rift, she pulled out a purple-and-white nurse's outfit, short skirt and thigh-high stockings and sheer cleavage and all (and of course the little hat, with her trident insignia instead of a red cross). "Please wear this."<br/><br/>She turned on the patient, "this human picked a fight with a massive hive of venomous insects. It went very well for him.<br/><br/>His superpower seems to have prevented swelling, which is a problem. No immune response, you see? There is still enough venom in him to kill an elephant. I could make him like new, but with you here..."<br/><br/>She fixed Tabs with a confident smile, "...we will make him better than new. And if you do superlative work, I'll show you my special project."<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_container"><div class="spoiler_header" onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button">Mechanics</div><div class="spoiler_body">SO I really have no idea how MHR would render this but I'm gonna try anyway, it's a roll against the Doom Pool. On your side is a d10 Asset of Heroes Never Die (For a Price) representing working with the good Doctor, opposed is a d8 trait Said 'Meh, I Can Take Her' representing the guy who made a really bad decision.<br/><br/>Feel free to montage the shit out of other patients with weird medical problems as Tabs goes mad with Medical Power!</div></div><br/><hr/><br/>The lightning on the Auxilia-commander's hands faltered as she stared at Darclight, her eyes scanning him, trying to determine whether he was in earnest or not. One of the crackling lines of electricity shut off as she smacked a hand to her forehead, groaning. "Oh no, you really mean it, don't you? You have no idea how much like him you sound. 'Come with me! The universe is a million times larger and more beautiful than you've ever known, and there's something terrible coming that only you can help save it from. You can be greater than this, you can be a hero!'" Her eyebrows twitched, and if she had had veins, one would have popped out on her forehead, "you seem like a nice guy, so let me spoil the ending for you: I help you for a while on your terms, I get absolutely starstruck by the size of everything, I fall in love with the world you've shown me, maybe even I start to like you. Then I try to<em>really</em>help, and you decide that I'm just as bad as the thing you're fighting. Then I go to prison, you die alone and in pain without my help, and I only ever see daylight again because a giant fuckoff laserstar-thing screws up trying to kill me."<br/><br/>She huffed and spread her arms wide, as though to encompass the breadth of space and time within them, "and you want to do it again! Only bigger this time! It'll be great! It'll be... hang on, let me get this." With a few clicks on one of the still-intact computers, she started it belting out dramatic music. "She was supposed to be our superstar... until it all went so, so wrong. Auxilia, the scourge of galaxies!" she said in her best movie trailer voice, "the hive horror! The Red Replicator! What terror hath humans wrought upon an unsuspecting universe? How many civilizations will she trample upon? How many lives will she destroy? And what will one hero do... to stop her, before the human spirit is crushed forever?!" She switched to an impression of a robot space empress voice, "I bring you a vision of the future, and it is robot girl heels grinding on an organic face, forever! Mwa ha ha ha!"<br/><br/>Back to trailer voice, "Written by Shirow Masamune, directed by James Gunn. Auxi's Fall From Grace 2: Usurper of the Universe!" She did a little mock leap in the air, electrified shards of electronics bursting around her like fireworks as though it would<em>really</em>drive the sarcasm home. "Rated NC-17, in theaters this Thanksgiving!"