<div class="floatright">(https://i.imgur.com/HjMVHE0.png)</div><div class="floatleft"><div align="center">(https://i.imgur.com/YMZqqUQ.png)</div></div><strong>To:</strong>Viella D'aix<br/><strong>From:</strong>Se'Faema Vas Jiko (notorious_ENG@qu.xnet)<br/><strong>Subject:</strong>More of the same?<br/><strong>Date:</strong>20th Dec, 2174 CE<br/><strong>Time:</strong>15:17<br/><br/><hr/><br/><div align="center"><span class="bbc_font" style="font-family: courier;">I got into an argument with a Salarian today. He was under the impression that I was somehow responsible for altering the chemistry of something called ‘bubble gum’. Apparently, he’s been chewing on it for nearly three days. And do you know what happened when I told him where to stick his accusations? The bosh’tet started to sputter and ended up swallowed his gum and nearly choked to death. I haven’t laughed that hard in months.<br/><br/>Please tell me you’re having more riveted conversations than what I’m finding here.<br/><br/>He’s fine, by the way. It gave me an excuse to slap him a few times, and he just coughed it right up. Crazy bastard just picked it up off of the floor and started chewing on it again. Salarians are weird.</span></div>