FW: Booty Call Agreement ,
 ---------------------- Forwarded by Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT on 08/14/2000 
10:02 AM ---------------------------


"Marcantel MM (Mitch)" <MMMarcantel@equiva.com> on 08/14/2000 08:38:36 AM
To: "'Chad.Landry@enron.com'" <Chad.Landry@enron.com>, 
"'Matthew.Lenhart@enron.com'" <Matthew.Lenhart@enron.com>
cc:  

Subject: FW: Booty Call Agreement


Ice!


THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
>>> > This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the
>>>"Agreement")
>>> > is
>>> > entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2000, by
>>> > _______________________, between ____________ and ______________.
>>>THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
>>>1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat
>>> it in the morning.
>>>
>>>2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the
>>> events of the evening.
>>>
>>>3. No calls before 9 PM -- we don't have shit to talk about.
>>>
>>>4. None of that "lovemaking" shit -- only mind-blowing sex allowed.
>>>
>>>5. No emotional discussions -- Ex.: Where are we heading with this?
>>> Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask.
>>>
>>>6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the
>>> "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-
>>>time advanced arrangement.
>>>
>>>7. All gifts excepted -- money is always good.
>>>
>>>8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
>>>
>>>9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none
>>> of your damn business.
>>>
>>>10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" -- we are not
>>> friends, just sex buddies.
>>>
>>>11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be
>>> offended.
>>>
>>>12. No extra clothing -- I don't want your ass leaving anything
>>> behind when you leave.
>>>
>>>13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get your ass
>>> up and go home.
>>>
>>>14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't
>>> care.
>>>
>>>15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
>>>
>>>16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My
>>> roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
>>>
>>>17. Doggie style preferred -- just hit it hard and right or get the
>>> hell out!
>>>
>>>18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I
>>> don't want to look at you, just fuck you.
>>>
>>>19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME -- so don't
>>> keep calling.
>>>
>>>20. The most important one -- no condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass
>>> home.
>>>
>>>21. Bring your own drink -- I am not your liquor store.
>>>
>>>22. No phone use, please -- don't want anyone calling back looking
>>> for your ass.
>>>
>>>
>>> *** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS***
>>>
>>> The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of
>>> the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any
>>> terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null
>>> and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and
>>> deleted from phone memory and email list. BLOCKED from all
>>> communications until your silly ass understands the rules.
>>>
>>> Participating Party Signature_______________________________________
>>> Date:________________
>>>
>>> Participating Party Signature_______________________________________
>>> Date:________________
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