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Brian Hendon@ENRON COMMUNICATIONS
01/20/2000 11:24 AM
To: Gerald Nemec/HOU/ECT@ECT, Paul T Lucci/DEN/ECT@Enron
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Subject: FW: ??


Sanjay.Pankhania@equifax.com
01/20/2000 04:21 PM GMT

To:   chrisalbin@hotmail.com, Candice L. Hendon@Andersen Consulting,
      jjones@moorecolson.com, tripp.lovett@suntrust.com, itsirk100@aol.com,
      Gabe.Tucker@turner.com
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Subject:  FW: ??



Top Ten ways to be entertaining at your office
>> > >
>> > > 10.  Keep telling the same person that they have
>> > > bad breath even if they don't and then punch them
>> > > in the face.
>> > >
>> > > 9.  Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS.
>> > > After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks,
>> > > tell everyone how you are just kidding and tell
>> > > them that they are a bunch of queers.
>> > >
>> > > 8.  Before a meeting fill your mouth with
>> > > custard.  Then during the meeting, put one finger
>> > > in the air and make like you are hocking a big
>> > > loogie.  Then spit the custard into a clear glass
>> > > and hand it to the person next to you and say,
>> > > "beat that"
>> > >
>> > > 7.  Inform a male co-worker that he "wouldn't
>> > > make a good hooker."  Then piss in his coffee and
>> > > tell him that he needs a good "ass fucking"
>> > >
>> > > 6.  Always walk around with a big smile on your
>> > > face and keep one hand down your pants.
>> > >
>> > > 5.  Answer every question asked to you with "fuck
>> > > if I know!" then call the person a racial slur
>> > > that doesn't match their race.
>> > >
>> > > 4.  Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and
>> > > keep playing with your nuts.  Get them really
>> > > sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's
>> > > hand.
>> > >
>> > > 3.  Shit on the floor of your office and when
>> > > someone comes in and sees it, tell them it's the
>> > > fake kind.  When they try to pick it up and
>> > > realize that their hand is full of shit, laugh
>> > > and point.
>> > >
>> > > 2.  Run down the hall with your dick hanging out
>> > > while pissing all over and yell, "It won't stop!
>> > > God help me!  It won't stop!" Then when it stops,
>> > > look down and say, "Oh".
>> > >
>> > > 1.  Ask to borrow someone's pen.  Bring it to the
>> > > bathroom and stick it in your ass.  Return it and
>> > > tell the person to smell it.  When they tell you
>> > > it smells bad, be like, "it should! I had it in
>> > > my ass!"
eric.gillaspie@enron.com