FW: sleeping at your desk ,
 desk

>> Sleeping At Your Desk
> >> ---------------------
> >> Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
> >>
> >> 10."They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
> >>
> >> 9."This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that
> >>    time management course you sent me to."
> >>
> >> 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably got
> >>     here just in time."
> >>
> >> 7. "I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm."
> >>
> >> 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
> >>
> >> 5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-
> >>     related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice
> >>     Yoga?"
> >>
> >> 4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to
our biggest problem."
> >>
> >> 3. "The coffee machine is broken."
> >>
> >> 2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."
> >>
> >> And the number one best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at
> >> your desk:
> >>
> >> 1. " ... in Jesus' name, Amen."





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