FW: how relevant is this? ,
 -----Original Message-----
From: Sonia Jaiswal [mailto:sjaiswal@viviance.com]
Sent: Tuesday, November 14, 2000 3:44 PM
To: Z Szaday; Cindy White; Angel Clark
Subject: how relevant is this?


Subject:  A much needed course ;-)

A new two-year degree is being offered for men at a University that many of
you
should be interested in: Becoming A New Man.

That's right, in just six  trimesters, you, too, can be a complete man - as
well
as earn an MA degree (Male Arts).

Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

>    FIRST YEAR
>
>    Autumn Schedule:
>    MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
>    MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
>    MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
>    MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
>
>    Winter Schedule:
>    MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
>    MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
>    MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
>    EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
>    EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
>    ECO 001 What's Hers is Hers
>
>    Spring Schedule:
>    MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
>    MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
>    MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
>    MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
>    ECO 002 What Was Yours is Hers
>
>    SECOND YEAR
>    Autumn Schedule:
>    SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
>    SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
>    SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
>    MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
>    Elective (See Electives Below)
>
>    Winter Schedule:
>    MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
>    MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
>    MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
>    MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
>    MEN 230 Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important Part 1
>
>    Spring Schedule:
>    MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
>    MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
>    MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
>    MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
>    MEN 231 Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important Part 2
>
>    Electives:
>    EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
>    EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
>    EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
>    MEN 231 Mother-In-Laws
>    MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
>    MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
>    ECO 003 Cheaper to Keep Her
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