Fw: Good Golf Joke ,
 ---------------------- Forwarded by Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT on 06/14/2000 
08:24 AM ---------------------------


Bryan Hull
06/14/2000 06:54 AM
To: hullkron@bellsouth.net, Michael Walters/HOU/ECT@ECT, rondaj@hotmail.com, 
Eric Bass/HOU/ECT@ECT, Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc:  

Subject: Fw: Good Golf Joke




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> > > >It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and I was beginning my
> > > >
> > > >pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came
over
> > > >
> > > >the clubhouse loudspeaker.
> > > >
> > > >"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee
> > > >
> > > >please!!" I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the
> > > >
> > > >interruption.
> > > >
> > > >       Again the announcement,
> > > >
> > > >"Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee." I
> > > >
> > > >simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the
man
> > > >
> > > >yelled: "Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee,
> > > >
> > > >PLEASE!"
> > > >
> > > >I finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window
directly
> > > >
> > > >at the person with the mike and shouted back, "Would the person in
the
> > > >
> > > >clubhouse kindly shut the fuck up and let me play my second shot?"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >   _____
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> > > >Happy July 4th !!!
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