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>From: ryadav@mail.mdanderson.org
>To: fsiddi@lsuhsc.edu, jimmy@mohsin.com, msraju@aol.com,
>kotoryu@email.msn.com,        digitaltao@hotmail.com,
>bkonzen@mdanderson.org, kshin@mdanderson.org,        Galang109@cs.com,
>soniayadav@hotmail.com, vershayadav@hotmail.com,
>byoung@mdanderson.org
>Subject: Funny Questions
>Date: Fri, 16 Mar 2001 09:29:58 -0600
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>---------------------- Forwarded by Rajesh R. Yadav/MDACC on 03/16/2001
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>(Embedded image moved to file: pic16193.pcx)   Janelle N. Allen
>03/13/2001 11:18 AM
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>To:   xmzgigglez@aol.com, spamtex@aol.com, lori.laminack@shellfcu.org,
>       rstout@hypercon.com, mstout@bcm.tmc.edu
>cc:    (bcc: Rajesh R. Yadav/MDACC)
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>Subject:  Funny Questions
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>---------------------- Forwarded by Janelle N. Allen/MDACC on 03/13/2001
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>Mark J. Bushman
>03/13/2001 11:16 AM
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>To:   Janelle N. Allen/MDACC, Trisha Alvarado/MDACC, Vivian
>Brannen/MDACC@MDACC,
>       tracie.chase@uth.tmc.edu, Grady Clark <g.clark@ssss.com>,
>enac@swbell.net,
>       "Crispina Holmes" <Crispina.Holmes@bannerhealth.com>,
>       gpalmer@secoindustries.com, Marci K. Pitt/MDACC@MDACC, "rdkoctar"
>       <rdkoctar@ev1.net>, suds@uh.edu, Anaida Vazquez/MDACC, Sandra E.
>       Williams/MDACC@MDACC, "David A. Yanez" <aztecpds@azteccom.com>
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>Subject:  Funny Questions
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> >1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
> >does he become disoriented?
> >2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
> >Holland called Holes?
> >3. Why do we say something is out of whack?  What's a whack?
> >4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
> >5. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
> >6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
> >7. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you
> >put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
> >8. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
> >9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages?  It's just stale bread
> >to begin with.
> >10.    When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
> >11.    Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a
>person
> >drives a race car not called a racist?
> >12.    Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
> >13.    Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
> >14.    Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety one"?
> >15.    "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
>language.
> >Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
> >16.    If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
>follow
> >that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
> >cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons
> >debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
> >17.    If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
> >18.    Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
> >19.    What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
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> >20.    I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole
>lot
> >more as they get older, then it dawned on me .....
> >they're cramming for their final exam.
> >21.    I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
> >spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers
> >use?  Toothpicks?
> >22.    Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
>What
> >are we supposed to do, write to them?  Why don't they just put their
> >pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for
> >them while they delivered the mail?
> >23.    If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly
>are
> >the others here for?
> >24.    You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
> >25.    No one ever says, "It's only a game," when their team is
>winning.
> >26.    Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't
> >zigzag?
> >27.    Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next
>door
> >went nuts.
> >28.    If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
> >29.    Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
> >30.    If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
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