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"Peter Keavey" <pkeavey@hotmail.com> on 04/12/2001 02:23:25 PM
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>From: Anne Moisan <amoisan@internationalsos.com>
>To: "'pkeavey@hotmail.com'" <pkeavey@hotmail.com>
>Subject: FW: Top Forty things You will NEVER hear a Southern Man say:
>Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2001 15:09:59 -0400
>
>
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: John Hankamer
>Sent: Wednesday, April 11, 2001 4:35 PM
>To: Anne Moisan
>Subject: FW: Top Forty things You will NEVER hear a Southern Man say:
>
>
>compliments of Mr. Roark...
>
>
>The Top FORTY Things You Will NEVER Hear A Southern Man Say:
>
>
>Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
>
>I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
>
>Duct tape won't fix that.
>
>Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
>
>Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
>
>We don't keep firearms in this house.
>
>Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
>
>You can't feed that to the dog.
>
>I thought Graceland was tacky.
>
>No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
>
>Wrestling's fake.
>
>Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
>
>We're vegetarians.
>
>Do you think my gut is too big?
>
>I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
>
>Honey, we don't need another dog.
>
>Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
>
>Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
>
>Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
>
>Spittin is such a nasty habit.
>
>I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
>
>Trim the fat off that steak.
>
>Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
>
>The tires on that truck are too big.
>
>I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
>
>I've got it all on the C: drive.
>
>Unsweetened tea tastes better.
>
>Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
>
>My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
>
>I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
>
>Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
>
>Checkmate.
>
>She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
>
>Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
>
>Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
>
>I don't have a favorite college team.
>
>Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side. You All.
>
>Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
>
>And, the Number One thing you'll NEVER hear a Southern Man say:
>
>Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight
>

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