enjoy... ,
 In the beginning:
     
     Man discovered WEAPONS and invented HUNTING, Woman discovered HUNTING 
     and invented FURS.
     
     Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT, Woman discovered PAINT and 
     invented MAKEUP.
     
     Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, Woman discovered 
     CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
     
     Man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS, Woman discovered CARDS and 
     invented WITCHERY.
     
     Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, Woman discovered FOOD 
     and invented DIET.
     
     Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE, Woman discovered LOVE and 
     invented MARRIAGE.
     
     Man discovered WOMEN and invented SEX, Woman discovered SEX and 
     invented HEADACHES.
     
     Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY, Woman discovered MONEY and 
     that's when it all got screwed up!
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