Art of writing unmaintainable code.
"<i>Randomly capitalize the first letter of a syllable in the middle of a word. For example ComputeRasterHistoGram().</i>"<p>I do this by accident all the time.<p>And this is the funniest thing I've read on the internet all year:<p>"<i>Make sure that every method does a little bit more (or less) than its name suggests. As a simple example, a method named isValid(x) should as a side effect convert x to binary and store the result in a database.</i>"