French fighter jet joy ride goes très, très wrong (2020)
Two years after first reading this, I still find myself giggling uncontrollably over the exquisite prose, especially this line:<p>> When either the fore or aft seat in a Rafale is triggered, the second one is supposed to follow automatically, on the theory that if one crew member makes an unscheduled departure, there's probably a good reason for the other to promptly join the exodus.<p>So bone-fucking dry. Gods I love ridiculous things delivered in a no-shit-Sherlock manner like it’s as boring as the weather.