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<i>"I still don't have any idea what Instagram or Facebook stories is."</i><p>Good news: They're both shit and you don't need to worry about it. Just get back to being productive, mature, calm and focused/disciplined like an old person, and let spazzy young people keep obsessing over signaling & getting laid. They're not a good source of advice for how to live YOUR life, because they've spent most of THEIR short-ass lives cooped up in schools with people almost identical to themselves, obsessing over tiny differences & declaring certain ones in or out. Be who you are or you've lost everything.