Java Doesn’t Suck
It's hard to imagine someone who wouldn't be turned off by the tone of this article. Kicker is the quote at the end: "If you are in a typical enterprise then maybe you are lucky and already doing most of this." I went looking for sarcasm twice and still couldn't find it.<p>Java enterprise shops are not using git and JRebel and Play Framework and continuous deployments and 2 week sprints and reactive development refactoring boilerplate into lambdas.<p>Nor are they "mocking" amazon web services for ease of local developer testing. And a request to your boss to write the next services layer in "Kotlin" is likely to be met with the slap it deserves.