Things I’ve never heard a successful startup founder say
Great list!  A few more:<p>We're so successful because we're smarter than everyone else.<p>We learned everything we needed to know in college.<p>Our technology was so good, it was only a matter of time before everyone found us.<p>Most of our unit tests were successful on the first run.<p>We were usually able to knock off at 5 p.m.<p>Customer service issues went pretty much as we expected.<p>We always knew better than our customers. Eventually, they realized that.<p>We always had plenty of time to spend with our family and friends.<p>We outsourced all of the technical work.<p>I'm so glad I spent so much time on Hacker News.