Is this what it’s supposed to feel like?
A word to the wise regarding your employment benefits, you say:<p>"Shiny Apple Products
Seriously, get whatever you want (PC users may have to justify themselves)."<p>That will simply turn off some people and there is no reason for a self-interested business to do that. Apple computers actually are PCs, and always were but especially now they are PCs, so you should make a distinction regarding Linux. The top machine learning company in the world even has their own distribution of Linux[1](or flavour of Ubuntu, however you want to put it). They and many others who don't make such snarky remarks almost certainly pay more than you and are working on more interesting problems than you, you are just narrowing down your potential employees without any reason. So, even though it's in jest, remove that statement from your hiring page if you are serious.<p>[1]<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goobuntu" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goobuntu</a>