The pervert's guide to computer programming languages (2017) [video]
From the video...<p>Psychopath Languages: Javascript, PHP, VBA, and SQL<p>Masochist Languages: C, Assembly, Ada, Brainfuck, and Factor<p>Sadist Languages: Perl, Clojure, Erlang, and Regex<p>Fetishistic Languages: Erlang, Smalltalk, Elixir, and Factor<p>Obsessional Languages: Java, C++, Haskell, Scala, Go<p>Hysterical Languages: Python, Ruby, C#, Prolog, Elixir, and Matlib<p>Depression Languages: COBOL<p>Melancholy Languages: Lisp, Scheme, Smalltalk