High Ground Maneuver (Scott Adams on the iPhone 4 press conference)
I really do hate to admit it, but if BP <i>had</i> said <i>"All of the easy sources of oil have been found fifty years ago. If the oil industry stops taking risks, many of you would be out of work in less than a decade. We all want a future of clean energy, but no one sees a way to get there as quickly as we need to. We will do everything we can to clean up the spill, and to make things right with the Gulf economy."</i> then I think I would feel better about the company than I do now.