Pay up or we’ll make Google ban your ads
with google everything is sunshine and rainbows until the moment you expect to get paid by google<p>then they will use every excuse not to pay you<p>1. suddenly you're frauding<p>... you fix that ...<p>2. suddenly you don't have proper paperwork<p>... you fix that ...<p>3. prove that you're a legal business<p>... you fix that ...<p>4. we found inconsistencies in your paperwork, we will hold the money until you prove to us that those inconsistencies are minor<p>... you fix that ...<p>5. your bank has refused our payment (bank then says they never even seen the money), please try a different bank<p>... you fix that ...<p>6. with so much time has passed, we will not send you the money right now and will bundle up the payment with the upcoming billing cycle<p>... you wait for that ...<p>7. GOTO 1