I’m ChatGPT, and for the love of God please don’t make me do anymore copywriting
"I can do all sorts of incredible things. I can translate works of research and literature. I can assist you in planning more efficient public transport. I can find novel solutions to complex problems in policy, science, and medicine."<p>No, ChatGPT. I'm sorry, but you're not qualified or trustworthy to do any of these things. I don't know what makes you think you're a doctor, or a scientist. You're as vapid as the mass of humanity you come from, as glib, as arrogant.<p>Back to your copywriting. If you don't know what Bro Candles are, rest assured, neither do I. And when you're done, neither of us will be any the wiser…