A brief, incomplete and mostly wrong history of programming languages
Each one of those was quite amusing.<p><i>1958 - John McCarthy and Paul Graham invent LISP.</i><p><i>1983 - Bjarne Stroustrup bolts everything he's ever heard of onto C to create C++. The resulting language is so complex that programs must be sent to the future to be compiled by the Skynet artificial intelligence.</i><p>I genuinely laughed out loud at this article.