-2000 Lines of Code
I had a job interview once where the HR rep asked me how many lines of code I wrote a week.  I responded, "On a really good week -1000, I don't remember the exact figure."  She was extremely confused by this answer and wanted me to give her a number.  So she said, "I'll just put down 10,000."<p>This is also the interview where they refused to continue unless I told them how much money I made (which I don't do anymore).  The justification they told me was that they weren't going to give me a 20K raise if I wasn't making that much right now.  I didn't point out that they aren't giving me a raise, they are paying me market value based on what the position is worth (to oversimplify it).<p>I was offered the job but decided not to take it because that plus the technical interview made me wary.