That coworker who never stops refactoring
Yup. That's me.<p>I hate shitty band-aid code. I love perfection.<p>I'm Michelangelo - but that by definition makes me a loner.
I love staring at my code and contemplate on it's beauty just like the result of the code working.<p>I'm perfect at one-man projects.<p>I hate processes, standups, scrums and all that team playing bullshit.<p>I love customers and bosses who are trusting and freedom giving.<p>I love beers, steaks, good food and team gatherings - and i love people whom i am "working" with - but everyone knows i am working on something that is NOT "let get this shit done quickly and push this out of the door by next friday". That's not me.<p>Although I'm the one my boss comes to with "i don't know how but can you do something about it tomorrow"?
I'm good and super sharp focusing and delivering on my own.
If i need help - I'll ask.<p>I'm all for skunkworks.<p>I debug my code myself, using techniques i polished myself over the years and I'll end up with lightbulb that will last 100 yrs. Not the one that cost $3 and requires full replacement after 3.5 weeks of light usage.<p>I try not to buy stuff made in China. I love stuff made in Europe or Japan.<p>So, don't push guys like me into your "processes" and "change managements" wasting pipeline bullshit.<p>I won't fit.<p>I speak at conferences. I do evil harmless things. I violate countless stupid compliance rules. I take risks no one knows about.
I don't follow rules, and pretty much skip reading them when i can.<p>I do my best to deliver masterpieces. One piece at a time.<p>Downvote me.