Golden Rules for Making Money (1880)
I love this part:<p><i>The poor spendthrift vagabond says to a rich man:<p>"I have discovered there is enough money in the world for all of us, if it was equally divided; this must be done, and we shall all be happy together."<p>"But," was the response, "if everybody was like you, it would be spent in two months, and what would you do then?"<p>"Oh! divide again; keep dividing, of course!"</i>