I wish my web server were in the corner of my room
In 2003 I had my web server in my college apartment bedroom.  This is back when AOL Instant Messenger was popular.<p>I had a URL on my website called moo.html that wasn't indexed.  My friends had it bookmarked, and when they visited it they got a picture of a cow, but it played a cow mooing in my bedroom.  It was a nudge to come online and be social.<p>The End.