Cosmonaut Crashed Into Earth 'Crying In Rage' [in 1967]
This reminds me of my favorite conspiracy theory, The Lost Cosmonauts, which proposes that Yuri Gagarin was the first man to <i>survive</i> space travel.<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Cosmonauts" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Cosmonauts</a>