When 70M people visit your joke site
"I checked the server logs and saw the traffic and was like, ‘holy shit. this might cost me a lot of money to run this thing.’"<p>excuse me? running a (mostly) static site that just makes API calls to third parties is costing you lots of money?<p>i swear, everyone's obsession with running things on per-instance resources that charge fractions of a cent that add up astronomically. run this on a $5/mo VPS in ovhcloud and save yourself the headache.