The Pickleball Troll
Well, nobody ever did a better job of trolling than Egg Troll. His troll in alt.fan.starwars is legendary, in it he ponders what would happen if the Millenium Falcon versed the Enterprise in a battle. Sadly, cannot find it any more, but at one point someone asked him if he was trying to &quot;Trying to stir up trouble in the two main Nerdocracies&quot;...<p>Edit: the only surviving troll I can find is on Ars Technica:<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;arstechnica.com&#x2F;civis&#x2F;viewtopic.php?f=19&amp;t=832820" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;arstechnica.com&#x2F;civis&#x2F;viewtopic.php?f=19&amp;t=832820</a><p>Edit 2: oh, I found him on adequacy.org:<p>This is one he had posted to a C++ newsgroup:<p>Hello Gentlemen,
I&#x27;m a first year programming student at an Ivy League school and I&#x27;ve just finished my Visual Basic classes. This term I&#x27;ll be moving onto C++. However I&#x27;ve noticed some issues with C++ that I&#x27;d like to discuss with the rest of the programming community. Please do not think of me as being technically ignorant. In addition to VB, I am very skilled at HTML programming, one of the most challenging languages out there!<p>C++ is based on a concept known as Object Oriented Programming. In this style of programming (also known as OOPS in the coding community) a programmer builds &quot;objects&quot; or &quot;glasses&quot; out of his code, and then manipulates these &quot;glasses&quot;. Since I&#x27;m assuming that you, dear reader, are as skilled at programming as I am, I&#x27;ll skip further explanation of these &quot;glasses&quot;.<p>Please allow me to make a brief aside here and discuss the origins C++ for a moment. My research shows that this language is one of the oldest languages in existance, pre-dating even assembly! It was created in the early 70s when AT&amp;T began looking for a new language to write BSD, its Unix Operation System (later on, other companies would &quot;borrow&quot; the BSD source code to build both Solaris and Linux!) Interestingly, the name C++ is a pun by the creator of the language. When the first beta was released, it was remarked that the language would be graded as a C+, because of how hideously complex and unwieldy it was. The extra plus was tacked on during a later release when some of these issues were fixed. The language would still be graded a C, but it was the highest C possible! Truly a clever name for this language.<p>Back to the topic on hand, I feel that C++ - despite its flaws - has been a very valuable tool to the world of computers. Unfortunately its starting to show its age, and I feel that it should be retired as COBOL, ADA and Smalltalk seem to have been. Recently I&#x27;ve become aquainted with another language that&#x27;s quite recently been developed. Its one that promises to greatly simplify programming. This new language is called C.<p>Although syntactically borrowing a great deal from its predecessor C++, C greatly simplifies things (thus its name, which hints at its simpler nature by striping off the klunky double-pluses.) Its biggest strength is that it abandons an OOPS-style of programming. No more awkward &quot;objects&quot; or &quot;glasses&quot;. Instead C uses what are called structs. Vaguely similiar to a C++ &quot;glass&quot;, a struct does away with anachonisms like inheiritance, namespaces and the whole private&#x2F;public&#x2F;protected&#x2F;friend access issues of its variables and routines. By freeing the programmer from the requirement to juggle all these issues, the coder can focus on implementing his algorithm and rapidly developing his application.<p>While C lacks the speed and robustness of C++, I think these are petty issues. Given the speed of modern computers, the relative sluggishness of C shouldn&#x27;t be an issue. Robustness and stability will occur as C becomes more pervasive amongst the programming community and it becomes more fine-tuned. Eventually C should have stablity rivalling that of C++.<p>I&#x27;m hoping to see C adopted as the de facto standard of programming. Based on what I&#x27;ve learned of this language, the future seems very bright indeed for C! Eventually, many years from now, perhaps we&#x27;ll even see an operating system coded in this langauage.<p>Thank you for your time. Your feedback is greatly appreciated.<p>Egg Troll<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.inadequacy.org&#x2F;stories&#x2F;2002.5.10.153857.142.html" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.inadequacy.org&#x2F;stories&#x2F;2002.5.10.153857.142.html</a>