Why my mother’s maiden name is nonsense
For sites that let you make up both the question and the answer, Bruce Schneier has suggested having some fun with it [1] to make your conversations with support more amusing. Examples:<p>Q: The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men.<p>A: Go forth, and kill. Zardoz has spoken.<p>Q: What the hell is your fucking problem, sir?<p>A: This is completely inappropriate and I&#x27;d like to speak to your supervisor.<p>Q: I&#x27;ve been embezzling hundreds of thousands of dollars from my employer, and I don&#x27;t care who knows it.<p>A: It&#x27;s a good thing they&#x27;re recording this call, because I&#x27;m going to have to report you.<p>While you don&#x27;t have as much flexibility when you do not get to write the question, I&#x27;m sure there are still plenty of amusing answers you could pick.<p>[1] <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.schneier.com&#x2F;blog&#x2F;archives&#x2F;2010&#x2F;04&#x2F;fun_with_secret.html" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.schneier.com&#x2F;blog&#x2F;archives&#x2F;2010&#x2F;04&#x2F;fun_with_secr...</a>