A short conversation with a bank
Best part: &quot;but did you write it in rust?&quot;<p>Missing: Q: &quot;So can I just walk into one of those zillion bank branches you&#x27;ve set up in the last 10 years, squatting on all that storefront real estate that could be used for <i>real</i> businesses that sell me something, attract tourists, or whatever?&quot;<p>A: &quot;No, they&#x27;re just for show. We don&#x27;t actually do any business there, we just rent that space to piss you all off, as a visible display of what we can do with all those excessive fees we charge you.&quot;