Ask HN: What kind of ideas are not VC-backable but should exist in the future?
Here&#x27;s my brilliant&#x2F;crazy idea: drive-thru mass. Wait, wait, don&#x27;t leave yet. Hear me out.<p>Let&#x27;s face it. Church is boring. Most of that time on Sunday is consumed with the same old filler material. The choir sings. You stand up, you sit down, you stand up, you raise your hands, you sit down, you kneel, you stand up, you sit down. You sprinkle in hymns in between prayers. There&#x27;s always The Lord&#x27;s Prayer, which everyone recites by rote like zombies. The pastor&#x2F;priest gets up and delivers a sermon&#x2F;homily that may or may not be interesting. You stand up, sit down, a basket lands in front of you and you drop a few bucks into the donation basket, stand up again, sing another hymn, then sit down.<p>Finally, mercifully, it&#x27;s time for communion. You wait until the row in front of you has gone, then you stand up and, like a parade of penguins, waddle down the pews until you get to the aisle where line up like lemmings and shuffle forward until you reach your destination. There&#x27;s a little &quot;this is the body of Christ, this is the blood of Christ&quot;, yadda yadda, then you sit down, stand up, sing a hymn, sit down, close your eyes for the final prayer, shake everyone&#x27;s hands and leave.<p>For Catholics, at least, the important bit is communion, that little 5 minute sliver in the middle of an hour is the most important bit.<p>But hey, I mean, you&#x27;re a busy person. You want to beat the crowd to the post-church Olive Garden all-you-can-eat buffet or you want to watch the football game that starts at 11:30am on the west coast, and all of that sitting and standing and murmuring along with prayers is cutting into your valuable time!<p>So,... drive-thru mass.<p>You pull up in line. There&#x27;s a sign at the beginning that says, &quot;Turn your radio to 1530 AM&quot;. You turn to the channel -- or maybe you download this week&#x27;s podcast episode?! -- and it&#x27;s the priest with today&#x27;s sermon. He&#x27;s talking about how the world is a scary place, and the only way to survive is through the grace of God. Yadda yadda. It&#x27;s a 5-10 minute affair, but that&#x27;s okay because you&#x27;re in line for communion!<p>You pull up to the window, and a deacon leans out and says, &quot;The body of Christ&quot;, then hands you a cracker. You eat it as you pull forward to the next window. The deacon leans out with a thimble-cup of wine (or grape juice, it&#x27;s so small, who cares) and says, &quot;The blood of Christ.&quot; You knock it back, do the sign of the cross at the Jesus-on-a-cross hanging just past the window, pull forward, drop a few bucks in the donation chute, and then head out on your merry way.<p>Time elapsed: 5-10 minutes.<p>You saved your knees and back, and you got the sermon, the body&#x2F;bread, the blood&#x2F;wine, and if you&#x27;re really feeling it, you listen past the sermon and catch a hymn or two, and beat the crowd for those unlimited breadsticks.<p>Seems like a win&#x2F;win to me.