To Fall Out of Love, Do This (2015)
&quot;Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you like to punch in the face?&quot;<p>My sparring partners.<p>&quot;On average, how long do you spend composing tweets before you post them? Do you realize that they don’t matter?&quot;<p>I don&#x27;t have a twitter account.<p>&quot;Before responding to a text, do you wait a few minutes to make it seem like you’re doing something more important? Why? Answer me now.&quot;<p>Yes, because otherwise people unconsciously start taking you for granted.<p>&quot;What would constitute a “perfect” day for you? Why do we always just go home and watch Netflix instead of doing any of that stuff?&quot;<p>Being together.<p>&quot;What’s your favorite song? No, it’s not. I’ve never once heard you listen to that song.&quot;<p>World in my eyes. She likes Depeche Mode too.<p>&quot;Honestly, which one of us would you rather have die first?&quot;<p>Her, so that she doesn&#x27;t have to miss me.<p>&quot;So you want me to be the one who becomes a burden to our children and then dies alone?&quot;<p>No, I want ME to be the one who dies alone and her the one who dies loved.<p>&quot;Name three things you find irritating about your partner.&quot;<p>Actually, we just discussed one today and are making steps to deal with it.<p>&quot;Why do we even have a dishwasher if you insist on thoroughly scrubbing the dishes before putting them in? O.K., fine, I’m adding your dishwasher issue to my list of irritating things, too. So there.&quot;<p>This only seems to happen with American dishwashers. For whatever reason, they never manage to clean if there&#x27;s visible food on the plates.<p>&quot;If you could change anything about your partner’s family, what would it be?&quot;<p>For her stepfather to still be alive.<p>&quot;Take four minutes and tell your partner your life story in as much detail as possible. I already know that story. And I was there for that one. It didn’t happen like that.&quot;<p>We all remember things differently. That&#x27;s half the fun :)<p>&quot;Why did you send me a link to this Times article if you didn’t want us to go through the questions together?&quot;<p>That&#x27;s precisely why I sent it.<p>&quot;Between you and your partner, who is the better gift-giver?&quot;<p>Her.<p>&quot;What is your most treasured memory? I was there for that one. It definitely didn’t happen like that.&quot;<p>Doesn&#x27;t matter. She was there and that&#x27;s what counts.<p>&quot;What is your most horrible memory? No, “Right now, answering these questions” doesn’t count.&quot;<p>When she went missing and I thought I&#x27;d lost her.<p>&quot;Is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time but haven’t done because you know your partner wouldn’t like it?&quot;<p>Nope. We&#x27;re secure enough in our relationship to do some things alone out of consideration for the other.<p>&quot;Don’t pin that on me. You know we don’t have to do everything together, right?&quot;<p>Absolutely.<p>&quot;What do you want to do for dinner?&quot;<p>Stay home, eat Kartoffelgratin, and play Killing Floor 2 together.<p>&quot;If you knew we were getting dinner tonight, why would you eat a cupcake at five? All I’ve had to eat today is a cup of soup and, like, eight almonds.&quot;<p>Oops, sorry.<p>&quot;Take turns going to the bathroom with nothing but a thin, not at all soundproof door separating you from your partner. Just sit there and hear it all.&quot;<p>Sure, that&#x27;s our daily life anyway.<p>&quot;What do you want to watch tonight?&quot;<p>Das Boot. One more episode till end of season!<p>&quot;Are you going to fall asleep in the middle of the episode again?&quot;<p>Maybe. She might also. Some episodes we&#x27;ve watched halfway through 5 times :P<p>&quot;I’m not the one making us answer these questions. Do you want to stop?&quot;<p>Nope, I&#x27;m good.<p>&quot;Do you not think our relationship is strong enough to handle these questions?&quot;<p>Yup.<p>&quot;How do you feel about your partner’s relationship with his or her mother?&quot;<p>It&#x27;s been strengthening over the years, and that&#x27;s good.<p>&quot;Oh, like your mother is so much better?&quot;<p>She gave birth to me, gracing God&#x27;s earth with me. So yeah :)<p>&quot;Share a tube of toothpaste with your partner.&quot;<p>Sure.<p>&quot;Why are you not squeezing from the bottom? Are you a monster?&quot;<p>Because I like to torment her.<p>&quot;Tell your partner which celebrities you find attractive.&quot;<p>I&#x27;m not good at knowing who people are so I can&#x27;t name names, but in general 90% of celebrities are attractive by design, and don&#x27;t look that way in real life.<p>&quot;Why do none of those celebrities look anything like me?&quot;<p>Because they spend 100k a year on it and have a team of professional photographers and photoshoppers at their service to bend reality.<p>&quot;Rent a car with your partner and drive while he or she gives directions.&quot;<p>That&#x27;s what we normally do. Driver side driver, passenger side navigator.<p>&quot;How am I supposed to get across four lanes in two seconds? You have to tell me the exit earlier.&quot;<p>Oops, sorry.<p>&quot;Tell your partner something that you like about him or her. Try to think of something. Anything.&quot;<p>She&#x27;s the most loyal, loving and caring person I&#x27;ve ever met. She even gives dosh away in KF2 to newcomers when she&#x27;s medic in the early waves!<p>&quot;Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you like to punch in the face?&quot;<p>My sparring partners.