“Don Quixote” as a manual for living
The only people who praise this book are literature majors.<p>It was a disappointment from beginning to end.<p>I couldn&#x27;t understand why people thought it was so great. It didn&#x27;t feel like an epic. Maybe for its time it was fun to read, but you really have to be deprived of all stimuli to enjoy it (unless you&#x27;re a literature professor who has to read it). Like maybe stay in a prison cell for a few months. Then yea, it&#x27;s a pretty fun read.<p>It&#x27;s certainly interesting as a cultural artifact. If you wanted to buy a book explaining the Don Quixote craze, how it introduced parody characters to the mainstream, that would be an interesting book.<p>And I have nothing against Miguel de Cervantes. My gripe is with the people who recommend this book because it was required reading for their literature major, next to Moby Dick and Shakespeare.<p>Part of me thinks it&#x27;s so celebrated because it&#x27;s such a big book. It&#x27;s like some kind of weird d*ck measuring contest if you want to seem cultured and learned.<p>It felt like one literal crazy dude going on disappointing adventures and then (spoilers) it just ends with him dying, having regretting everything he did, which in my mind, sums up the book pretty well.<p>It wasn&#x27;t 100% bad. There are moments where it&#x27;s redeeming, but it doesn&#x27;t live up to the hype; it doesn&#x27;t even live up to being average.<p>I strongly recommend people with a sense of taste do anything else with their life. Like if you&#x27;re not part of the literature cognoscenti and don&#x27;t mundanely read something just because it&#x27;s assigned to you, skip this book.<p>You can literally do anything else and it would be more interesting. Watch paint dry and snails race. You can use Don Quixote as a door stop.