Stanford’s war against its own students
I <i>promise</i> this gets back around:<p>I&#x27;ve been trying to compare the various football codes (soccer, american, gaelic, australian, etc). Mostly as a way to try to make up new codes. Get a big chart together, find permutations, viola, new game. It&#x27;s going okay-ish.<p>However, when you start diving into this you run into where these games originated. And they mostly come out of the &#x27;public&#x27; schools around London in the later part of the 1700s. What&#x27;s amazing is that a lot of these codes are <i>still played</i> to this day. You can find YT videos of them, drone shots, the works.<p>One of the strangest ones is called the &#x27;Eton Wall Game&#x27;[0]. The rules are pretty simple. You and 11 other &#x27;friends&#x27; get together along a 100 meter long wall and smash into 12 of the other blokes. There&#x27;s a ball too. That&#x27;s pretty much it. The wiki is a bit funny when it compares it to rugby, since the Wall Game was invented <i>57 years</i> beforehand.<p>But the culture of the Eton Wall Game (and we&#x27;re coming back to the article now) is what is just bonkers (pardon the pun). The &#x27;big game&#x27; is on Saint Andrew&#x27;s Day, November 30th (and you do have to call out the Gregorian calendar now, as it&#x27;s so old). Here the Collegers and Oppidans play each other for bragging rights.<p>An aside on UK &#x27;public schools&#x27;: These are, in US terms, very much very elite private schools. Only the richest of the rich go to these places. Like, I think every UK prime minister went to one of these few schools, many royals too. They are also, and this is important to remember, for ages 12-17 and almost exclusively male. At Eton, they all wear top hats and tails to class, as far as I can tell, every single day. They speak <i>latin</i>. It&#x27;s like just totally <i>wild</i> to me here in 2023. Boris Johnson was the &#x27;keeper&#x27; of the aforementioned Wall when he was there as a Colleger. Gives the Catholic Church a run on sticking to tradition. Also the Collegers number just 70 students, so I think just 10 in each year (not entirely certain here). Oppidans run about 1200 students, I think. But, I&#x27;m a rando from the US, so I know very little here about how things are post covid and whatnot. Etonians, please chime in.<p>Back to the Wall Game. I want to remind that this is a predecessor game to soccer and rugby. It&#x27;s like a coelacanth of sports. The Wall itself is on a field &#x27;controlled&#x27; by the Collegers, so they are the ones that can practice on it. Not entirely sure about how that is ... possible for 12-17 year olds, but that&#x27;s the super rich for you. The poor-boy Oppidans then hop over the wall, the Collegers walk up arm in arm, they then bash each other against the wall like so many pencil erasers for 50 minutes. The game is limited to the oldest boys, so just the 16 and 17 year olds. Scoring is seemingly rare and complicated. Suffice to say, a true-blue goal in the St Andrew&#x27;s Day &#x27;big game&#x27; was last scored in <i>1909</i>, like over 100 years ago. Really. Also, these &#x27;goals are just a shed door and a tree that&#x27;s starting to get old now. Like I said, a living fossil of sports.<p>You&#x27;d think that the Collegers having the ability stop the Oppidans from, you know, practicing, would put a damper on the Oppidans chances, right? (And now here is where we get back to the OP article). But no! Because <i>culture</i>.<p>As far as my internet research can take me, it is tradition for the Collegers to be completely hungover during the game. Sometimes they have missed the game entirely.<p>Hang on a second. Hungover? Yes! The night before is a huge bash for the Collegers. They all get drunk, the only adult headmastery-person in charge leaves for the night to escape the riot, and the drunken older boys then go about terrorizing the younger ones, including beatings and strippings. I don&#x27;t know what the last few years of reading the news has done to you, but drunk 16+ year olds without any adult supervision (culture) that are, like, <i>super-hazing</i> the younger boys is not a, let&#x27;s say, bright place. Yes, okay, that&#x27;s a dark place. I am not saying that assaults happen (because I do not have any evidence that I could lazily find online), but <i>come on</i>.<p>As far as I can tell, this has been going on for <i>centuries</i>. The current heir to the throne of England and his brother both went through this particular school. Like, most of the heads of the UK government went through this system and culture, these dark places, for years during their most formative times. After this dive into a strange little game, I don&#x27;t wonder about the debacle that was Brexit.<p>So, bringing this all back to Stanford. Look, it&#x27;s one of the elite schools here in the US. The culture of this school, like it or not, really does shape the minds of the future leaders of the US and beyond. When the admins do things to these young adults, whether by malice or beneficence or accident, then that has huge effects downrange. Making all these kids into nervous purebreds sure is a lot better than St. Andrew&#x27;s Eve at Eton, but it&#x27;s not the best thing either.<p>I don&#x27;t know how the pressure is going to get let out, but it&#x27;s gotta happen somehow. Otherwise we end up broken leaders like the UK has.<p>[0] <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;Eton_wall_game" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;Eton_wall_game</a>