Why I hate all articles about design patterns (2016)
Bizarre. The article doesn&#x27;t explain much about why the author hates design patterns. The best I could come up with is in this passage:<p><i>Perhaps I’m being unfair to Design Patterns, but those articles [about design patterns] seem like the worst kind of tech writing, the most likely to inspire useless discussion that doesn’t help move a team forward. Catering to software developers perfectionism tends to be bad for business. And this particular type of article seems to be the most extreme in that regard.</i><p>To recap, DP articles:<p>- are the worst kind of writing (still no explanation)<p>- likely to inspire useless discussion (sometimes play is a lie?)<p>- catering to perfectionism (this can be said about any tool)<p>The article reminds me of many folks I&#x27;ve met who despise analysis and planning. They&#x27;re constantly getting themselves into trouble that requires quick action. When it works, the chalk the success up to their quick action. They denigrate project planning tools of nearly every stripe. They&#x27;re also typically very bad communicators and don&#x27;t manage time well.<p>But in the end, the need for quick action resulted from the immense dis-ease the person feels around planning, brainstorming, and up-front analysis. The cycle repeats on every project.<p>There must be an anti-pattern that describes this kind of behavior...