That coworker who never stops refactoring
Yup. That&#x27;s me.<p>I hate shitty band-aid code. I love perfection.<p>I&#x27;m Michelangelo - but that by definition makes me a loner.
I love staring at my code and contemplate on it&#x27;s beauty just like the result of the code working.<p>I&#x27;m perfect at one-man projects.<p>I hate processes, standups, scrums and all that team playing bullshit.<p>I love customers and bosses who are trusting and freedom giving.<p>I love beers, steaks, good food and team gatherings - and i love people whom i am &quot;working&quot; with - but everyone knows i am working on something that is NOT &quot;let get this shit done quickly and push this out of the door by next friday&quot;. That&#x27;s not me.<p>Although I&#x27;m the one my boss comes to with &quot;i don&#x27;t know how but can you do something about it tomorrow&quot;?
I&#x27;m good and super sharp focusing and delivering on my own.
If i need help - I&#x27;ll ask.<p>I&#x27;m all for skunkworks.<p>I debug my code myself, using techniques i polished myself over the years and I&#x27;ll end up with lightbulb that will last 100 yrs. Not the one that cost $3 and requires full replacement after 3.5 weeks of light usage.<p>I try not to buy stuff made in China. I love stuff made in Europe or Japan.<p>So, don&#x27;t push guys like me into your &quot;processes&quot; and &quot;change managements&quot; wasting pipeline bullshit.<p>I won&#x27;t fit.<p>I speak at conferences. I do evil harmless things. I violate countless stupid compliance rules. I take risks no one knows about.
I don&#x27;t follow rules, and pretty much skip reading them when i can.<p>I do my best to deliver masterpieces. One piece at a time.<p>Downvote me.