Generate a humorous metaphor for a slow internet connection.
A slow internet connection is like a snail trying to race in the Indy 500, it'll eventually get there but not before the race is long over.
Complete the following task based on the instruction and optional input provided.### Instruction:
Generate a humorous metaphor for a slow internet connection.

### Output:
A slow internet connection is like a snail trying to race in the Indy 500, it'll eventually get there but not before the race is long over.