Tell me an alternative joke that is similar in spirit to the following.
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator.
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
Complete the following task based on the instruction and optional input provided.### Instruction:
Tell me an alternative joke that is similar in spirit to the following.

### Input:
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator.

### Output:
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.