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"Ladies and gentlemen… The Revolution!"
Those are the first words spoken in PURPLE RAIN, and that dude knew what he was talking about. The 1984 rock 'n roll landmark opens with a bravura 8-minute sequence in which Prince and the Revolution – playing a band called The Revolution led by a musical genius named The Kid – perform "Let's Go Crazy" at the 1st Avenue & 7th Street Exit. That's a legendary Minneapolis club that still exists but of course is most famous as the place where Prince got his start. This scene, and this whole movie for that matter, are amazing because they capture Prince at the very height of his genius and his cool, playing what is now known as one of the greatest albums ever, full of classic hit after classic hit… but he's playing the underdog. At the time it was just "the PURPLE RAIN soundtrack," released a month before the movie. He's peak-Prince and yet in this story he's not blowing away stadiums of religiously devoted fans, as he'd do in real life from that year to today. Instead he's just one of the acts playing a medium sized club, and not even the favorite of club owner Billy Sparks. Billy says the Kid's not bringing 'em in like he used to. He's thinking of dumping him.
(Are you a fucking idiot? Are you hearing this song that he's playing? What the fuck are you thinking?)
Throughout the song, director Albert Magnoli (STREET KNIGHT) and his co-editor Ken Robinson rhythmically cut in other elements to set the scene: face-painted clubgoers licking each other, chief rival Morris Day preparing to come in and play after him, rolling in with a long coat and driver/assistant Jerome. But this is the only time in the movie where we'll see Morris's humble home life. He gets ready in a small, cluttered apartment. Later he brags about a brass waterbed. He's fronting. The movie is full of little sad details like this, because these are all the people "gathered here today to get through this thing called life." (read the rest of this shit…)
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Tags: Albert Magnoli, Apollonia, Clarence Williams III, Morris Day, Prince
Posted in Drama, Music, Reviews | 47 Comments »
Bruce Campbell and Laurene Landon return for the bigger, I think better MANIAC COP 2. I guess it had a bigger budget than the first one and it has a more confident, cinematic feel. Hats off to cinematographer James Lemmo (who also did the first one, MS. 45, VIGILANTE and THE GLADIATOR) for his deliberate, ominous pans through New York City locations. There's even a great opening credits sequence designed by Pablo Ferro (DR. STRANGELOVE) that really establishes the mood as the camera glides across a police impound lot and the remains of the vehicle involved in the climax of part 1.
This is maybe 2 weeks later, when Jack (Campbell) has been cleared of the murders but is trying to get back on the force. I'm a little confused because there's a new captain and reference to the previous one being dead, but for some reason the commissioner, played by Michael Lerner (BARTON FINK) instead of Richard Roundtree, and given a different name, is treated as the guy who's always been there. He sends Jack and Theresa (Landon) to police psychologist Susan Riley (Claudia Christian, HALF PAST DEAD), which is also where a new character, Detective Sean "Mac" McKinney, ends up after shooting a suspect. (He didn't kill him, but only because he says it's too much paperwork.)
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Tags: Clarence Williams III, Claudia Christian, Danny Trejo, Larry Cohen, Leo Rossi, Pablo Ferro, part 2s, Paula Trickey, Robert Davi, Robert Z'Dar, slashers, William Lustig
Posted in Action, Horror, Reviews | 11 Comments »
Lee Daniels' The Butler
"I always loved servin'."
LEE DANIELS' THE BUTLER by Lee Daniels is the new one from crazy fuckin Lee Daniels, and I know what you're thinking: thank God a Warner Brothers claim with the MPAA forced them to include "LEE DANIELS'" in the title at 75% the size of THE BUTLER, because otherwise I would've assumed that this modern movie with Forest Whitaker and Oprah Winfrey on the cover is the lost silent short from 1916 THE BUTLER. I mean, who wouldn't? It would be an easy mistake to make.
Also I know what Lee Daniels is thinking: that's pretty cool that some crazy corporate bullshit that makes no sense caused me to get my name in the title like WES CRAVEN'S NEW NIGHTMARE or JOHN CARPENTER'S VAMPIRES.
Tags: Alan Rickman, Alex Pettyfer, Black Panthers, civil rights, Clarence Williams III, Cuba Gooding Jr., David Banner, David Oyelowo, Forest Whitaker, Jane Fonda, John Cusack, Lee Daniels, Lenny Kravitz, Liev Schrieber, Mariah Carey!?!, MLK, Nelsan Ellis, Oprah Winfrey, Robin Williams, Terence Howard, Yaya Alafia
Posted in Drama, Reviews | 6 Comments »
In the popular song and cartoon RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER, "reindeer games" are the fun group activities that all the popular reindeers enjoy but Rudolph is excluded from due to his low social caste. In the movie REINDEER GAMES the character "Monster" (Gary Sinise) uses it as a synonym for "funny business," something that he threatens Rudy (Ben Affleck) not to participate in. This misuse of Christmas terminology doesn't bother Rudy or probly occur to him, but it does bug him when Clarence Williams III keeps referring to "Santa's dwarves." So he does have a certain amount of respect for Christmas tradition.
REINDEER GAMES is not a Christmas movie in the sense that it's about Christmas, or about somebody coming to a realization about the meaning of Christmas, at least not a very convincing one. But I can guarantee you this much: it takes place in December, with a heist planned for Christmas Eve, and with the participators all dressed as Santa Claus. So there are some discussions of cranberries and what not. Maybe a mention of sugar plums, I can't remember for sure. (Have you ever had sugar plums? They're actually really fuckin good. I wish I knew a place that sold them. I might have visions of them dancing in my head now that I remembered them.)
Tags: Ben Affleck, Charlize Theron, Christmas, Christmas crime, Clarence Williams III, Danny Trejo, Dennis Farina, Donal Logue, Ehren Kruger, Gary Sinise, heists, John Frankenheimer, Vin Diesel
Posted in Crime, Reviews | 28 Comments »
So let's say you're an old rich dude who runs an auto factory and lives off the patent money from inventing a latch that they use on cars and spaceships. And you've been having an affair with a girl your daughter's age, and you decide to call it off. But when you get to her apartment the girl is not there and instead there are 3 dudes in ski masks and they force you to watch a video of you and the girl fooling around and they tell you how they are going to show this movie to your wife unless you pay them 105 grand hush money.
So you figure no fucking way, I'm not paying, instead you tell your wife about the affair and figure that's that. But next thing you know these fuckers drag you into a warehouse and show you another video where they execute the girl with a gun stolen from your bedroom and wrap her in a coat with your name stitched into it. And they tell you now it's 105 grand a year or the cops find the body and trace it to you. (read the rest of this shit…)
Tags: Ann-Margret, Clarence Williams III, Elmore Leonard, John Frankenheimer, John Glover, Roy Scheider, Vanity
Posted in Action, Mystery, Reviews, Thriller | 2 Comments »
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