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humor-generation

id int64	keywords list	model large_string	text large_string
72	[ "clown" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the clown fall off the stage? Because he was too much for the audience!
73	[ "says" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, and they say... everything!
79	[ "stroke" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't stroke patients play chess? Because they can't see the moves. 🤣
131	[ "whore", "redditor" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the whore go to the Reddit? Because she wanted to get touched!
160	[ "printer", "2016" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the printer go to therapy? Because it was getting too many 2016 errors!
228	[ "daddy" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Daddy, why did the tree go to the doctor? Because it was feeling damp!
372	[ "smartest" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why is the smartest person in the room always the first one to leave? Because they're the smartest — and they know when to leave!
443	[ "drinking" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything—and they’re always talking. (But they’re not talking about drinking.) 🍻
498	[ "elephants", "tips" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the elephant go to the tip? Because it wanted to get a little more elephant out of it!
580	[ "cashier" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the cashier get a promotion? Because he was always cashing in!
649	[ "aware", "shout" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything—and they're always aware of what they're doing. And when they shout at each other, they always end up aware of the whole situation.
654	[ "pirates", "does" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't pirates ever get the "does" in their questions? Because they always ask, "Do you want to join the crew?" And they never get the "does" in their answers.
664	[ "kitten", "trophy" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the kitten win the trophy? Because it was the most adorable little winner! 🐱🏆
668	[ "surge" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the surge go to therapy? Because it was feeling really overwhelmed and needed some surging support!
674	[ "temperatures", "obtuse" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the obtuse angle decide to study temperatures? Because it wanted to get a better understanding of the angle of the climate!
675	[ "temperatures", "body" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't temperatures ever get a body? Because they're always too hot! 🌡️😅
721	[ "hardest", "gay" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	--- Why is the gay person the hardest to date? Because they're always the ones who say, "I'm not gay, I'm just... hard." ---
733	[ "octopus" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the octopus go to school? Because it wanted to learn how to swim faster!
758	[ "windows", "farted" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	--- Why did the Windows 10 user get a flat tire? Because it farted on the highway and didn't stop to check the road. ---
803	[ "semen" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the semen get a degree? Because it was really sperm!
809	[ "luftwaffles" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the luftwaffle go to school? Because it wanted to learn how to glide! 🎉 *
816	[ "blind", "hurts" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don’t blind people get hurt? Because they don’t have any sight to hurt!
844	[ "pecan" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the pecan go to therapy? Because it was feeling really peanut-buttered!
913	[ "film", "does" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't films ever get along? Because they all want to do something, but they never film it.
946	[ "makers" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don’t makers ever get along? Because they all want to be the makers of the best thing ever!
985	[ "laptop" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the laptop go to therapy? Because it was feeling really screen!
987	[ "laptop", "black" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the black laptop go to school? Because it wanted to be as popular as possible! 😄
1,002	[ "bitchy" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the bitchy cat go to school? Because she wanted to be the funniest cat in class!
1,020	[ "hate", "questions" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they always ask questions.
1,024	[ "board" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't board games ever get lonely? Because they always have a chess to keep them busy!
1,034	[ "premieres", "sasso" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the premieres of the new movie get nervous? Because they all knew Sasso was going to steal the spotlight.
1,044	[ "threesome", "does" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the man in the threesome go to the bar? Because he wanted to does a little something. 😄
1,107	[ "shoutout", "time" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the clock get a shoutout? Because it was the only one who knew the time until the next hour! 🕒
1,142	[ "jared", "16" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did Jared get a 16 on his test? Because he knew the answer, but he was too slow to write it down. 😄
1,170	[ "toys", "date" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the toy get a date? Because it had a birthday!
1,236	[ "laundry" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the laundry get upset? Because it had to do the dishes!
1,246	[ "grassy", "ass" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't grassy hills ever get an ass? Because they're always grass! 🌼😂
1,260	[ "penny", "stores" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the penny go to the store? Because it wanted to get a little bit more change! 😄
1,261	[ "penny", "makes" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the penny make a noise? Because it was trying to be a dollar.
1,265	[ "shrooms", "dog" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the shroom go to the dog park? Because it wanted to share a snack and a bit of fun! 🐶🍄
1,293	[ "girlfriend", "broke" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the girlfriend break up with her boyfriend? Because he was broke and didn't have any money to pay her rent! 😄
1,297	[ "twitter", "invent" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the inventor go to Twitter? Because he wanted to share his ideas—and get some invented attention!
1,331	[ "cinderella", "miscarriage" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did Cinderella get a miscarriage? Because she was too busy trying to win the prince's heart and ignoring her mother's advice!
1,354	[ "bhuddapest", "mosquito" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the mosquito go to Buddhism? Because it wanted to be buddhapest — not just buddhist!
1,369	[ "poofreader" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	--- Why did the poofreader get a bad grade? Because when they read the book, it poof disappeared! ---
1,391	[ "thermometer" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the thermometer break when it was used in a bathroom? Because it got too hot!
1,441	[ "types", "world" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't types ever get along in the world? Because they're all so different! 🤪
1,460	[ "china" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the China duck get a promotion? Because it was champion in the workplace! 😄
1,487	[ "knock", "favorite" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the knocker get a favorite spot? Because it was the only one who knew how to knock politely!
1,489	[ "favorite", "need" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't favorite movies need to be watched? Because they're already in the spotlight!
1,615	[ "bike", "tired" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the bike get tired? Because it was riding too much!
1,616	[ "bike", "stand" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't bikes stand for "Bike, Stand, and...?" Because they don't stand for "Bike, Stand, and..." — they stand for "Bike, Stand, and... suspension!"
1,649	[ "texted", "obama" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the Obama supporter texted his friend, "I just texted my friend and he said, 'I can't believe you texted me!'" Because he was so texted by the idea of being texted by someone else.
1,736	[ "invisibull" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't invisibull ever get into trouble? Because they're always invisible! 🎉
1,895	[ "pilot", "murder" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the pilot get in trouble for a murder? Because he was flying a plane — and he killed a passenger.
1,929	[ "evacuated", "silence" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the airplane evacuate the passengers? Because the plane was in silence—and they didn’t want to hear the evacuation song.
1,990	[ "chain" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don’t chains get lonely? Because they have a lot of people attached to them!
2,009	[ "ants", "confused" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the ant get confused? Because it saw a bug on a stick and thought it was a banana!
2,051	[ "roads" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't roads ever get tired? Because they always take the long way around! 🚗😄
2,120	[ "vegetable", "prison" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the vegetable go to prison? Because it was confinement!
2,220	[ "tastes", "bank" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the coffee taste like a bank? Because it was "tainted" by the "interest" of the "banker."
2,242	[ "maintain" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, and they always seem to maintain their structure.
2,308	[ "psychiatrist", "want" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Psychiatrist: "Why do you want to see me? Patient: Because I’m feeling down. Psychiatrist: Ah, the classic "I want to feel better." Patient: But I don’t want to feel like a fool. Psychiatrist: That’s the problem. You’re trying to feel better, but you’re scared of being seen as weak. Patient: *So, ...
2,411	[ "best", "hear" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they never trust best (they always think they're the best, but they're just hear about it).
2,418	[ "priest", "silver" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	A priest was asked, "Why are you so silver?" He replied, "Because I've been wearing silver since I was a priest." The crowd laughed, and the priest said, "Yes, and I'm still a priest."
2,448	[ "abortion", "80" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the abortion pill get an 80? Because it was just right — and it was just barely legal.
2,484	[ "repellent" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the repellent go to therapy? Because it was really bothered by the smell of people!
2,607	[ "pounds" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the pound get in trouble? Because it was too heavy to carry around!
2,608	[ "light" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't scientists trust light? Because they can't verify it!
2,612	[ "sprite" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the sprite go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a bit spiteful!
2,615	[ "sprite", "club" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the sprite go to the club? Because it wanted to glamorize its glitter!
2,657	[ "mountains", "areas" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don’t mountains ever get into trouble? Because they’re always in the areas!
2,696	[ "microwave", "00am" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the microwave go to 00am? Because it wanted to heat up the night!
2,705	[ "fork", "crew" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the fork break the crew? Because it was too eager to serve the meal! 🍽️😄
2,748	[ "arrested" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the arrested man get a job at the pizza place? Because he was arrested in the kitchen!
2,760	[ "car" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the car get a phd? Because it earned a lot of respect in the driving community!
2,772	[ "contagious", "lice" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the lice get a contagious disease? Because they were too close to each other!
2,785	[ "barbarian" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the barbarian get a promotion? Because he was the only one who knew how to ride a horse and not get kicked by it.
2,789	[ "eh" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Q: Why don't scientists trust atoms? *A: Because they make up everything—eh*."
2,810	[ "speech", "skirt" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the skirt go to speech? Because it wanted to be heard!
2,892	[ "wallet", "bed" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the wallet go to bed? Because it was tired of being on the go!
2,900	[ "ibuprofen" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the ibuprofen go to school? Because it wanted to be a pain!
2,923	[ "tumbling" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the tumbling man get a job at the circus? Because he could make a triumphal exit! 🌟
2,935	[ "medium", "midget" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't midgets play chess? Because they're too medium!
2,952	[ "gun", "van" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the gun go to the van? Because it wanted to go "across the road" — or at least, it wanted to go somewhere with more space.
2,957	[ "high", "influence" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, and they're always high on influence.
3,059	[ "baker", "hands" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the baker bring his hands to the door? Because he wanted to check if anyone had broken in!
3,172	[ "leg" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the leg go to therapy? Because it was feeling really cramp!
3,202	[ "new" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the new car get a promotion? Because it was always on the road! 🚗😄
3,208	[ "toilet", "uses" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the toilet use a credit card? Because it needed to "pay" for the seat.
3,216	[ "mexican", "loves" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the Mexican love the color red? Because it's his favorite color and he loves to tango!
3,251	[ "hyphen" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't hyphens make good friends? Because they always want to hyphenate everything!
3,268	[ "safety", "restaurants" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the restaurant go broke? Because it was too focused on safety and didn't care about restaurants.
3,278	[ "nap", "desperately" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the nap go to the doctor? Because it was feeling desperately tired!
3,419	[ "bad", "word" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the bad word get sent to the trash? Because it was word!
3,496	[ "price" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the price go on strike? Because it was too much!
3,505	[ "jewish", "girl" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't Jewish girls like to go to the beach? Because they're always looking for shabbes — shabbos!
3,508	[ "ski" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't skiers ever get cold? Because they always ski in the summer! 🎿
3,544	[ "midwest" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why did the midwest farmer go to therapy? Because he was having trouble with his midwest crops—especially the midwest weather! 🌧️🌾
3,594	[ "pictures", "commercials" ]	qwen3-17b-base-nothink-r5eval	Why don't pictures ever get into commercials? Because they're too real!

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Humor Generation

Dataset, candidates, and evaluation artifacts for the humor-generation thesis experiments.

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