user
Write a 3 sentence story that ends with a joke.
assistant

John was walking home from school one day and he saw a huge crowd of people gathered around something. He decided to go see what it was and discovered it was an alien from outer space. John said to the alien, "What are you doing here?" The alien replied, "I'm looking for a place to get a haircut, nobody told me the barbershop was on the other planet!"