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heathen, who came to his redemption only because he saw
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ghosts, not angels-and who was to say whether they'd been
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sent by God, anyway? And who was to say he wouldn't revert to
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his sinful ways if they hadn't been sent directly from
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heaven? The play didn't exactly tell you in the end-it sort
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of plays into faith and all-but Hegbert didn't trust ghosts
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if they weren't actually sent by God, which wasn't explained
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in plain language, and this was his big problem with it. A
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few years back he'd changed the end of the play-sort of
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followed it up with his own version, complete with old man
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Scrooge becoming a preacher and all, heading off to Jerusalem
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to find the place where Jesus once taught the scribes. It
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didn't fly too well-not even to the congregation, who sat in
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the audience staring wide-eyed at the spectacle-and the
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newspaper said things like "Though it was certainly
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interesting, it wasn't exactly the play we've all come to
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know and love. . . ."
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So Hegbert decided to try his hand at writing his own
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play. He'd written his own sermons his whole life, and some
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of them, we had to admit, were actually interesting,
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especially when he talked about the "wrath of God coming down
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on the fornicators" and all that good stuff. That really got
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his blood boiling, I'll tell you, when he talked about the
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fornicators. That was his real hot spot. When we were
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younger, my friends and I would hide behind the trees and
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shout, "Hegbert is a fornicator!" when we saw him walking
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down the street, and we'd giggle like idiots, like we were
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the wittiest creatures ever to inhabit the planet.
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Old Hegbert, he'd stop dead in his tracks and his ears
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would perk up-I swear to God, they actually moved-and he'd
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turn this bright shade of red, like he'd just drunk gasoline,
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and the big green veins in his neck would start sticking out
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all over, like those maps of the Amazon River that you see in
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National Geographic. He'd peer from side to side, his eyes
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narrowing into slits as he searched for us, and then, just as
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suddenly, he'd start to go pale again, back to that fishy
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skin, right before our eyes. Boy, it was something to watch,
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that's for sure.
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So we'd be hiding behind a tree and Hegbert (what kind of
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parents name their kid Hegbert, anyway?) would stand there
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waiting for us to give ourselves up, as if he thought we'd be
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that stupid. We'd put our hands over our mouths to keep from
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laughing out loud, but somehow he'd always zero in on us.
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He'd be turning from side to side, and then he'd stop, those
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beady eyes coming right at us, right through the tree. "I
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know who you are, Landon Carter," he'd say, "and the Lord
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knows, too." He'd let that sink in for a minute or so, and
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then he'd finally head off again, and during the sermon that
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weekend he'd stare right at us and say something like "God is
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merciful to children, but the children must be worthy as
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well." And we'd sort of lower ourselves in the seats, not
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from embarrassment, but to hide a new round of giggles.
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Hegbert didn't understand us at all, which was really sort of
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strange, being that he had a kid and all. But then again, she
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was a girl. More on that, though, later.
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Anyway, like I said, Hegbert wrote The Christmas Angel one
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year and decided to put on that play instead. The play itself
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wasn't bad, actually, which surprised everyone the first year
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it was performed. It's basically the story of a man who had
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lost his wife a few years back. This guy, Tom Thornton, used
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to be real religious, but he had a crisis of faith after his
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wife died during childbirth. He's raising this little girl
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all on his own, but he hasn't been the greatest father, and
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what the little girl really wants for Christmas is a special
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music box with an angel engraved on top, a picture of which
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she'd cut out from an old catalog. The guy searches long and
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hard to find the gift, but he can't find it anywhere. So it's
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Christmas Eve and he's still searching, and while he's out
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looking through the stores, he comes across a strange woman
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he's never seen before, and she promises to help him find the
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gift for his daughter. First, though, they help this homeless
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person (back then they were called bums, by the way), then
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they stop at an orphanage to see some kids, then visit a
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lonely old woman who just wanted some company on Christmas
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Eve. At this point the mysterious woman asks Tom Thornton
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what he wants for Christmas, and he says that he wants his
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wife back. She brings him to the city fountain and tells him
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to look in the water and he'll find what he's looking for.
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When he looks in the water, he sees the face of his little
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girl, and he breaks down and cries right there. While he's
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sobbing, the mysterious lady runs off, and Tom Thornton
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searches but can't find her anywhere. Eventually he heads
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home, the lessons from the evening playing in his mind. He
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walks into his little girl's room, and her sleeping figure
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makes him realize that she's all he has left of his wife, and
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he starts to cry again because he knows he hasn't been a good
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enough father to her. The next morning, magically, the music
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box is underneath the tree, and the angel that's engraved on
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it looks exactly like the woman he'd seen the night before.
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So it wasn't that bad, really. If truth be told, people
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cried buckets whenever they saw it. The play sold out every
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year it was performed, and due to its popularity, Hegbert
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eventually had to move it from the church to the Beaufort
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Playhouse, which had a lot more seating. By the time I was a
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senior in high school, the performances ran twice to packed
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houses, which, considering who actually performed it, was a
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story in and of itself.
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You see, Hegbert wanted young people to perform the
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play-seniors in high school, not the theater group. I reckon
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he thought it would be a good learning experience before the
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