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post	ftbp1i	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,785,543	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftbp1i/i_am_soooo_glad_im_not_circumcised/	self.jokes	null	My corona is covered with foreskin so it is not exposed to viruses.	I am soooo glad I'm not circumcised!	2
post	ftboup	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,785,522	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftboup/did_you_know_google_now_has_a_platform_for/	self.jokes	null	It's called Google Sheets.	Did you know Google now has a platform for recording your bowel movements?	9
post	ftbopj	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,785,508	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftbopj/what_is_the_difference_between_my_wife_and_my/	self.jokes	null	The vacuum doesn't snore after sex. &#x200B; April fools, I don't have a wife.	What is the difference between my wife and my vacuum?	15
post	ftbnxh	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,785,428	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftbnxh/my_last_joke_for_now/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	My last joke for now.	9
post	ftbjpg	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,785,009	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftbjpg/the_nintendo_64_turns_18_this_week/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	The Nintendo 64 turns 18 this week...	134
post	ftbjjw	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,784,995	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftbjjw/sex_with_teacher/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	Sex with teacher.	1
post	ftbg6a	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,784,651	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftbg6a/another_long_one/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	Another long one.	8
post	ftbeb4	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,784,461	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftbeb4/what_did_the_french_man_say_to_the_attractive/	self.jokes	null	Oo..lala...	What did the French man say to the attractive teletubby?	2
post	ftbdej	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,784,367	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftbdej/a_priest_takes_a_walk_down_to_the_docks_one_day/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	A Priest takes a walk down to the docks one day	88
post	ftbc7z	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,784,246	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftbc7z/a_long_joke/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	A long joke.	4
post	ftbahg	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,784,081	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftbahg/yo_mama/	self.jokes	null	Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.	Yo Mama	0
post	ftb9dn	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,783,965	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftb9dn/why_did_the_pilot_turn_his_plane_into_pens/	self.jokes	null	Because to refuel it needed to be stationery.	Why did the pilot turn his plane into pens, pencils and a ruler?	2
post	ftb7sx	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,783,813	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftb7sx/on_my_18th_birthday_my_friend_introduced_me_to/	self.jokes	null	I was happy to meat her.	On my 18th birthday my friend introduced me to his fit sister.	11
post	ftb6sw	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,783,714	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftb6sw/which_animal_has_the_softest_bite/	self.jokes	null	“Gummy” bears	Which animal has the softest bite?	18
post	ftb6qn	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,783,708	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftb6qn/a_fifteen_year_old_amish_boy_and_his_father_were/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall	39
post	ftb6i1	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,783,685	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftb6i1/whats_israelis_favourite_math_subject/	self.jokes	null	[deleted]	What's Israelis' favourite math subject?	0
post	ftb096	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,783,068	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftb096/april_fool/	self.jokes	null	Because nothing is funny any more, April Fools day has been cancelled. Henceforth, March will have 32 days and April will start on April 2nd.	April Fool.....	0
post	ftb05x	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,783,060	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftb05x/a_little_old_lady/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	A little old lady...	0
post	ftazuy	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,783,032	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftazuy/want_to_know_which_user_is_gullible_click_here_to/	self.jokes	null	You are.	Want to know which user is gullible? Click here to find out!	0
post	ftaz9x	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,782,979	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftaz9x/how_do_you_slow_down_a_greyhound/	self.jokes	null	You feed it.	How do you slow down a Greyhound?	1
post	ftaxdy	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,782,798	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftaxdy/did_you_hear_about_chinas_new_policy/	self.jokes	null	They changed it from one child, to one grandparent.	Did you hear about China's new policy?	2
post	ftawab	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,782,698	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftawab/husband_i_cheated_on_you_once/	self.jokes	null	Wife: well if we are coming clean I cheated on you too Husband: haha April First! Wife: it was May 17 E: grammar	Husband: I cheated on you once	26
post	ftavv4	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,782,658	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftavv4/this_month_starts_with_ap/	self.jokes	null	Not sure if it will end with ril or opcalypse	This month starts with Ap	4
post	ftauvq	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,782,556	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftauvq/an_engineer_dies_and_goes_to_heaven/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	An engineer dies and goes to heaven...	18
post	ftauqh	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,782,541	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftauqh/what_do_you_call_a_boat_full_of_dentists/	self.jokes	null	A tooth ferry	What do you call a boat full of dentists?	126
post	ftaup0	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,782,537	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftaup0/japanese_scientist_have_created_a_camera/	self.jokes	null	It has such an immense shutter speed, that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth shut.	Japanese scientist have created a camera.	3
post	ftasf7	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,782,300	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftasf7/a_redneck_needs_to_move_away_in_his_rv_but_he_has/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	a redneck needs to move away in his rv, but he has nowhere to put all the junk piled up around it.	2
post	ftarpz	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,782,234	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftarpz/tee_pee_a_house_on_april_fools_2020/	self.jokes	null	Wouldn’t today, April Fool’s Day, 2020, be the best time to TeePee someone’s house? The neighborhood will clean it up in four minutes.	Tee Pee a House on, April Fool's, 2020	3
post	ftargx	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,782,208	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftargx/how_does_an_appalachian_mother_know_when_her/	self.jokes	null	[deleted]	How does an Appalachian mother know when her daughter is having her period?	0
post	ftar1y	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,782,169	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftar1y/my_dads_taking_this_social_distancing_very_serious/	self.jokes	null	I haven't seen him in 23 years	My dad's taking this social distancing very serious	1
post	ftaq6k	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,782,084	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftaq6k/two_guys_are_caught_by_cannibals/	self.jokes	null	They are sitting in the big pot as the cannibals are stoking the fire, adding water, potatoes, and other veggies. One of the men starts laughing. “His friend says what is the matter with you we are about to be turned into stew and your laughing. “ “I just shit in the gravy!” Then the cannibals grant them three wishes and it turns into a different joke.	Two guys are caught by cannibals	4
post	ftap95	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,781,991	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftap95/in_the_streets_of_new_york/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	In the Streets of New York!	1
post	ftaojn	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,781,924	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftaojn/how_do_you_call_security_guards_at_a_samsung_store/	self.jokes	null	[deleted]	How do you call security guards at a samsung store?	1
post	ftane0	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,781,801	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftane0/a_penguin_takes_his_car_to_the_mechanic_the/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	A penguin takes his car to the mechanic. The mechanic tells him, it looks like you blew a seal.	4
post	ftaksc	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,781,549	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftaksc/i_walk_into_a_bar_last_night/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	I walk into a bar last night...	0
post	ftakrn	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,781,547	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftakrn/dont_fart_in_an_apple_store_because/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	Don't fart in an Apple store because	0
post	ftakis	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,781,523	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftakis/according_to_the_cdc_all_jokes_must_now_be_inside/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	According to the CDC, all jokes must now be inside jokes.	1
post	ftaifr	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,781,327	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftaifr/i_have_a_huge_dick/	self.jokes	null	[deleted]	I have a huge dick	0
post	ftagnp	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,781,160	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftagnp/how_do_you_wake_up_lady_gaga/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	How do you wake up Lady Gaga?	4
post	ftafk8	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,781,055	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftafk8/now_would_be_a_really_great_time/	self.jokes	null	...for the WHO and the governments of the world to just say, “April Fools!”	Now would be a really great time...	1
post	ftaeo5	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,780,970	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftaeo5/a_very_rich_man_was_infatuated_with_general_custer/	self.jokes	null	So he hired the world’s most famous painter to paint him a piece for the rich man’s 50th birthday. The piece was to represent General Custer’s last thoughts. The painter said of course I will do this, but no one can see the painting until the reveal at your party. The rich man agreed knowing the prestige of the painter. The day of the party comes, and the rich man gathered every one of his friends for the reveal. The painter asks if every one was ready, and the rich man happily screams, “Of course! I’ve been waiting for months!” The curtain over the painting drops, and the entire painting is covered in Native Americans having sex. There is even multiple orgies happening! The rich man runs to painter furious screaming, “I told you to paint General Custer’s last thoughts!” The painter, deadpan, responds, “I did exactly as you requested!” The rich man says, “What was your thinking in Custer’s last thoughts then?” The painter simply reply’s, “Look at all those fucking Indians!”	A very rich man was infatuated with General Custer...	2
post	ftadk2	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,780,869	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftadk2/whats_the_best_way_to_raise_a_child/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	What's the best way to raise a child?	0
post	ftacju	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,780,773	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftacju/how_do_you_know_someone_is_feeling_horny/	self.jokes	null	They click on this post	How do you know someone is feeling horny?	2
post	ftacdg	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,780,757	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftacdg/how_does_a_blind_man_know_when_hes_done_wiping/	self.jokes	null	Taste test.	How does a blind man know when he's done wiping?	5
post	ftabat	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,780,644	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftabat/a_french_canadian_a_mexican_and_a_new_yorker_are/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	A French Canadian, A Mexican and a New Yorker are exploring the uncharted areas of Africa when they get capture by a cannibal tribe.	2
post	fta9mu	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,780,482	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta9mu/pretty_woman_sneezes/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	Pretty woman sneezes	7
post	fta8xw	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,780,414	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta8xw/i_asked_my_girlfriend_of_2_years_why_she_cried/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	I asked my girlfriend of 2 years why she cried while we had sex?	0
post	fta8g7	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,780,367	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta8g7/chuck_norris_tested_positive_for_covid19/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	Chuck Norris tested positive for Covid-19.	4
post	fta81z	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,780,332	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta81z/cruise_ships_are_being_denied_ports_of_entry_due/	self.jokes	null	Because there is not enough Docktors to help them	Cruise Ships are being denied ports of entry due to the virus	0
post	fta77o	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,780,259	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta77o/two_nuns_are_driving_down_a_country_lane_late_one/	self.jokes	null	Suddenly, a vampire lands on the bonnet of the car, hissing and scratching at the windscreen! “Ooh, Sister Mary - quickly, show him your cross”! says a panicking Sister Bernadette! Sister Mary quickly winds the window and leans out, “Get off the fucking bonnet, you prick”! she shouts!	Two nuns are driving down a country lane late one night	1
post	fta6op	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,780,209	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta6op/what_does_a_house_wear_for_prom_night/	self.jokes	null	Address.	What does a house wear for prom night?	6
post	fta4wi	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,780,044	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta4wi/how_do_you_make_a_waterbed_more_bouncy/	self.jokes	null	Springwater	How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?	6
post	fta4md	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,780,019	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta4md/think_about_it/	self.jokes	null	The coronavirus has turned us all into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We're told no if we get too close to people. We get really excited for a car ride.	Think about it	6
post	fta3uy	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,779,947	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta3uy/what_did_lochte_say_after_his_teammates_told_the/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?	1
post	fta3iu	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,779,916	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta3iu/im_gonna_start_calling_my_exs_cooch_the_corona/	self.jokes	null	[deleted]	I'm gonna start calling my ex's cooch the Corona virus	2
post	fta38q	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,779,888	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta38q/im_gay/	self.jokes	null	My parents knew, but I had April fooled.	I'm gay.	2
post	fta196	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,779,702	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta196/my_friends_offered_me_to_go_out_to_dinner_with/	self.jokes	null	[deleted]	My friends offered me to go out to dinner with them...	0
post	ft9yt4	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,779,469	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9yt4/just_got_a_job_as_a_cuckoo_in_a_cuckoo_clock/	self.jokes	null	It's not great, but it gets me out of the house.	Just got a job as a cuckoo in a cuckoo clock...	7
post	ft9ys4	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,779,466	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9ys4/why_did_sister_mary_leave_the_convent/	self.jokes	null	She found out that Nun really meant none!	Why did Sister Mary leave the Convent?	3
post	ft9yqy	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,779,462	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9yqy/fuck_cheesy_chatup_lines_we_need_better_breakup/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	Fuck cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines:	9
post	ft9x6c	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,779,310	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9x6c/whats_the_difference_between_an_indian_man_and_a/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	What's the difference between an Indian man and a black man..	2
post	ft9wmf	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,779,259	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9wmf/i_started_a_dating_site_for_people_in_my_state/	self.jokes	null	OK Covid	I started a dating site for people in my state who are infected with coronavirus	3
post	ft9wdi	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,779,236	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9wdi/i_hate_you_all/	self.jokes	null	April fools :)	I hate you all	1
post	ft9vid	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,779,159	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9vid/im_handing_out_a_hundred_dollar_bill_to_anyone/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	I'm handing out a hundred dollar bill to anyone who rebels against the new social distiancing rules..	0
post	ft9uxc	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,779,106	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9uxc/whats_xi_jinpings_favorite_sexual_position/	self.jokes	null	[deleted]	What's Xi Jinping's favorite sexual position?	0
post	ft9ufe	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,779,063	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9ufe/why_did_the_kids_guitar_teacher_go_to_jail/	self.jokes	null	[deleted]	Why did the kid's guitar teacher go to jail?	3
post	ft9t42	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,778,945	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9t42/what_do_sprinters_eat_before_a_race/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	What do sprinters eat before a race?	0
post	ft9set	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,778,872	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9set/i_enjoy_a_breakfast_mimosa_from_time_to_time/	self.jokes	null	[deleted]	I enjoy a breakfast mimosa from time to time.	0
post	ft9rcg	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,778,779	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9rcg/why_dont_we_just_resolve_this_shortage_of_ppe_for/	self.jokes	null	I mean, only a stable genius would think of that	Why don’t we just resolve this shortage of PPE for healthcare professionals by ordering more from Walmart?	0
post	ft9qgr	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,778,696	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9qgr/the_weirdest_thing_about_the_coronavirus_is/	self.jokes	null	[deleted]	The weirdest thing about the Coronavirus is....	10
post	ft9ps3	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,778,632	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9ps3/how_does_popeye_stop_his_penis_going_rusty/	self.jokes	null	How does Popeye stop his penis going rusty? He sticks it in Olive Oyl.	How does Popeye stop his penis going rusty?	15
post	ft9m78	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,778,304	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9m78/i_like_my_women_like_i_like_my_microwave/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	I like my women like I like my microwave	13
post	ft9m4y	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,778,299	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9m4y/who_hangs_around_outside_in_groups/	self.jokes	null	Nobody. Not you. Not them over there. Nobody. Stay the fuck at Home!	Who hangs around outside in groups?	0
post	ft9jud	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,778,090	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9jud/what_do_you_call_a_young_mexican/	self.jokes	null	A paragraph, because they're not a full ese	What do you call a young Mexican?	4
post	ft9g9y	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,777,778	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9g9y/dad_i_dont_want_to_go_visit_grandma/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	"Dad, I don't want to go visit Grandma"	75
post	ft9fzm	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,777,751	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9fzm/once_i_spilt_the_beans/	self.jokes	null	[deleted]	Once I spilt the beans	3
post	ft9e93	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,777,585	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9e93/you_think_im_cringe/	self.jokes	null	Italian moms wait 9 months just to name their kid Giuseppe	You think I’m cringe	0
post	ft9dya	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,777,558	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9dya/three_men_desired_to_know_their_future_thus_they/	self.jokes	null	[deleted]	Three men desired to know their future. Thus, they journeyed far and wide to find an Oracle.	1
post	ft9ceg	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,777,413	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9ceg/i_bought_a_roll_of_arab_toilet_paper_the_other/	self.jokes	null	...but there was nothing in the bag?!	I bought a roll of arab toilet paper the other day because everything else was out...	0
post	ft99l9	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,777,153	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft99l9/a_young_artist_exhibits_his_work_for_the_first/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	A young artist exhibits his work for the first time...	20
post	ft95aw	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,776,757	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft95aw/the_bartender_asks_why_the_nonlinear_structure/	self.jokes	null	Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar.	The bartender asks “Why the non-linear structure?”	3
post	ft94yo	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,776,729	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft94yo/girls_are_like_blackjack/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	Girls are like blackjack	1
post	ft944d	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,776,645	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft944d/three_men_are_standing_at_the_pearly_gates/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	Three men are standing at the pearly gates...	1
post	ft92s9	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,776,517	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft92s9/lpt_the_only_jokes_you_should_be_telling_today/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	LPT: The only jokes you should be telling today are inside jokes	1
post	ft8xlz	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,776,060	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8xlz/i_have_a_great_knock_knock_joke_you_start/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	I have a great knock knock joke. You start.	1
post	ft8x1q	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,776,012	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8x1q/life_is_like_a_box_of_chocolates/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	Life is like a box of chocolates	3
post	ft8v27	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,775,826	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8v27/whats_the_difference_between_meat_and_fish/	self.jokes	null	If you beat your fish, it dies!	What's the difference between meat and fish?	22
post	ft8v1m	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,775,825	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8v1m/doctor_vist/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	Doctor Vist	0
post	ft8rji	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,775,514	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8rji/tifu_by_mixing_up_by_wifes_sandwich_order_at/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Subway	1
post	ft8p77	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,775,295	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8p77/why_cant_chris_browns_wife_tell_any_abuse_jokes/	self.jokes	null	[deleted]	Why can’t Chris Brown’s wife tell any abuse jokes?	2
post	ft8opg	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,775,247	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8opg/a_preschool_teacher_went_swimming_with_her_class/	self.jokes	null	[deleted]	A preschool teacher went swimming with her class.	2
post	ft8onr	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,775,243	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8onr/we_all_heard_the_joke_about_why_cant_orphans_play/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	We all heard the joke about why can't orphans play baseball, but why can't chinese people play baseball?	2
post	ft8o7e	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,775,205	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8o7e/what_do_you_call_a_furry_that_got_laid_off_and/	self.jokes	null	A furloughed fur load.	What do you call a furry that got laid off and laid at the same time.	4
post	ft8nws	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,775,180	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8nws/three_guys_are_captured_by_a_tribe_of_cannibals/	self.jokes	null	The cannibals agree to allow each of their prisoners one final request before they eat them. The first guy requests to sleep with the most beautiful woman of the tribe. After much convening and deliberation, the cannibals allow the man to sleep with their most beautiful woman. As soon as he wakes up the next morning, he is carted off, skinned, eaten, and his hide made into a drum. The second guy, seeing how beautiful the woman his friend got to sleep with was, requests the same thing. Again, when he wakes up the next morning, the cannibals cart him off, skin him, eat him, and turn his skin into a drum. The third guy, after seeing the irresistible beauty of the tribe's most attractive woman, requests to see the knife used to skin his friends. "That's your request?" asks one of the tribal elders, "I guess if that's all you want from us before we eat you, that's fine" The elder goes to the cooking tent and retrieves the skinning knife. He hesitates for a moment before handing it to the prisoner. As soon as the knife is in his hand, the third guy starts stabbing himself in the stomach and yells, "you assholes aren't gonna turn me into a drum!"	Three guys are captured by a tribe of cannibals	5
post	ft8m17	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,775,017	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8m17/who_led_the_jews_across_a_semipermeable_membrane/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane?	9
post	ft8lvd	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,775,003	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8lvd/why_do_you_call_your_dog_iknowwhatyoudid/	self.jokes	null	I love how many people jump 3 feet high when I start calling him.	Why do you call your dog ”I-know-what-you-did”?	14
post	ft8lrk	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,774,992	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8lrk/must_be_read_with_a_us_southern_accent/	self.jokes	null	A southern belle was back from her trip to New York City and was telling all of her friends about it. "Well I do declare, dey do things differently in the North! When I was there I saw boys kissin boys on da LIPS!" She says "Oh my oh my!" Her friends fan themselves, "what do dey call those?" One asks "Dey call em Homo-sex-uuuaaasls" "Oh my oh my!" "And I saw girls kissing girls on da LIPS!" she says "Oh my oh my!" Her friends fan themselves, "what do dey call those?" One asks "Dey call em Lez-b-aaaans" "Oh my oh my!" "And I even saw boys dat kissed girls in b'tween da LEGS!" "Oh my oh my!" Her friends fan themselves even more, "what do dey call those?" One asks "Oh I don't know, but I called em precious!"	Must be read with a u.s. southern accent	0
post	ft8lcb	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,774,956	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8lcb/politicians_and_leaders_at_the_cdc_asked_to_wear/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	Politicians and leaders at the CDC asked to wear masks over their buttholes.	0
post	ft8jyz	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,774,840	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8jyz/a_blonde_ordered_a_pizza_and_the_clerk_asked_if/	self.jokes	null	"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."	A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.	24
post	ft8jwf	2qh72	jokes	false	1,585,774,835	https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8jwf/whats_green_and_smells_like_pork/	self.jokes	null	[removed]	What`s green and smells like pork?	0

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Dataset Card for one-million-reddit-jokes

Dataset Summary

This corpus contains a million posts from /r/jokes.

Posts are annotated with their score.

Languages

Mainly English.

Dataset Structure

Data Instances

A data point is a Reddit post.

Data Fields

'type': the type of the data point. Can be 'post' or 'comment'.
'id': the base-36 Reddit ID of the data point. Unique when combined with type.
'subreddit.id': the base-36 Reddit ID of the data point's host subreddit. Unique.
'subreddit.name': the human-readable name of the data point's host subreddit.
'subreddit.nsfw': a boolean marking the data point's host subreddit as NSFW or not.
'created_utc': a UTC timestamp for the data point.
'permalink': a reference link to the data point on Reddit.
'score': score of the data point on Reddit.
'domain': the domain of the data point's link.
'url': the destination of the data point's link, if any.
'selftext': the self-text of the data point, if any.
'title': the title of the post data point.