Given a piece of news, rewrite it in a sarcastic tone.
Google announced its new "Business Suite" for small businesses.
What better way for small businesses to go above and beyond than to use yet another product from Google to make sure they maximize their already nonexistent profits!
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### Instruction:
Given a piece of news, rewrite it in a sarcastic tone.

### Response:
What better way for small businesses to go above and beyond than to use yet another product from Google to make sure they maximize their already nonexistent profits!