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Castration Deduction
TESTICLES, Crime-Fighting Irregulars
*****
` ` Holmes desperately needed a new case. Twenty-three dead Indians. The last nearly so. "I buy, you fly," Holmes told Watson. "How many pounds Sterling in a Euro?" Watson wondered to himself as he took the notes from Holmes and headed to a Paris bottle shop. They were vacationing on the continent and francly were having a hard time staying current with the currency. But Watson secured the case. Ice-cold Budweiser was Holmes' current brew du juor. The famous consulting detective was trying to train himself to think like an American, because he had a meeting with the US Secret Service at midnight at the entrance to the Louve. Holmes loved the Louve. He moaned while Watson sucked his cock under the cafe table, often referring to his companion, in his throes of near-ejaculata, as "Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!" Holmes never bemoaned his luck that Watson had learned to cross-dress from the great American pioneering detective, J. Edgar Hoover. Internationally, the crime fighters had finally cum together to investigate a most singular curiosity, why most detective agencies were mostly full of fags. As Holmes popped the cap on the fresh case of Bud, his bud popped into Watson's mouth in a spasm so loud it almost caused a scene on the Seine. Holmes was at the top of is form, and he was sure glad Watson was a bottom. It was J. Edgar himself who had given Holmes the stimulating insight on how a detective could have such stimulating insights while being given a really stimulating blow job. Watson was not quite as good as Hoover (super-sucker vacuum cleaners were named after him, of course), but Watson was there. As the great sleuth's semen hit the roof of Watson's mouth, the great solution hit Holmes. The two answers were right there between his legs. Castration was the solution! And when I mentioned "two" solutions, I was not making the obvious observation that most men have two balls that should be cast off. I was observing Holmes' great deduction that the implementation of the castration solution could be performed by one with special qualification of profession. Again, the specification: Dr. Watson was there! Watson could sure Suck Cock, but damn, he was also an medical doctor. He was trained and licensed to also be able to Cut Cock! The Secret Service agents were authorized by Washington to perform whatever method Holmes would prescribe. His prescription was the conscription of his loyal friend and damn-good cock-sucker, Dr. John H. Watson. So under the Paris moonlight, and in the courtyard next to I. M. Pei's pyramid, Watson did not descend into the Louve, but his scalpel did descend into 20 American scrotums. Now the Scecret Service agents really had a secret. Being fags, they HAD left their hearts in San Francisco, but now they were saying good-bye to their gonads in France. Refreshingly transformed from fag to eunuch, each agent could finally focus without constant thoughts of fornication, the great distraction. And the world-famous French chefs had a new delicacy. A new Julius Caesar salad, "Gonads in Europa Est." So, the great success of the enlightened world is due because of Watson's great sucking of Holmes' essence. Often it took Holmes all night and at least three cock-sucked orgasms ("a three pipe problem" is the polite term he used to use) to make his deduction. This solution in Paris was one of the quickest and most successful of the Holmes-Watson collaborations. Now you know why the good guys will always have the edge, a knife edge so to speak. Because of Holmes' great Castration Deduction, the free world has super-sharp agents -- because they are freed of the torment of testosterone. The bad guys will always, ultimately, fail the test, because the evil nuts, usually, keep their evil nuts. Classy Bitch enjoys talking with and about eunuchs. She thanks eunuch.org for its courage, insight, and foresight on circumsizing more than just foreskin. She says bravo to those brave enough, those with balls enough, to sing "Bye Bye Balls" in soprano. She'll even play the piano. * * *
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Castration Quickie One
STRAIGHT, TESTICLES
You awaken in a dungeon and meet two mysterious women, one of whom tortures and destroys your testicles
` When you awake, you are lying on a cold stone table in a dungeon. The light shining on you is unpleasantly intense. You notice that you are naked and that someone has shaved off all your body hair. Your cock is half-hard and you haven't seen it so naked since you were ten years old. ` You hear approaching footsteps and you look down between your legs to see two women emerge from the shadows, a brunette and a blond. Both are naked except for brief vests and high-heel boots, all made of black leather. The brunette appears to be about 5'7" with 36D-28-36 measurements, the blonde about 5'11" with 34DD-24-34 measurements. Instinctively you understand that the shorter, more robust one (me) is in charge and the taller, slimmer one with bigger boobs is some kind of assistant. In a moment we are at your sides, gazing into your eyes. "Who are you?" you ask. We do not answer. Your pulse quickens and you try to rise, but something restrains you. There are no straps but something that feels like a thousand hands holds you in place. You can only writhe and struggle. We laugh unkindly at your predicament. Fear creeps down your spine, and, to your frustration, raises your dick to full mast. The effect is not lost on us. My assistant wraps her manicured fingers around your shaft and squeezes. "What are you going to do to me?" you ask. “You’ll find out soon enough,” I reply. "Go ahead," I whisper to blondie, brushing my hand across her midriff. Continuing to hold onto your dick, she drives her fist into your testicles. You scream in agony as she begins to masturbate you and grind your balls with her knuckles. You feel the round bones tenderizing your nuggets and the precum dribbling from your glans like water from a leaky faucet. "Please stop it," you gasp. "PleezOHpleeeez.” Blondie lets up and climbs onto the table. She is looming over you. I press a button beside your head that you hadn't noticed before, and a cold, lubricated shaft force itself into your asshole. You feel a knob of some kind press against your prostate, then an electric current convulses the hidden gland, causing you to spurt your sperm in staccato bursts like a drinking fountain. There’s no orgasm—it feels like pissing. Blondie turns her back to you, giving you a great view of her well-formed ass. She stands on her tiptoes and raises her heels above your balls. “Oh shit,” you mutter, realizing what is about to happen. “No . . . Please,” you groan, but to no avail. Blondie brings her heels smashing down on your cum-tender kiwis. The last thing you feel before you pass out is the rupturing of your testicular walls. * * *
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The Simon Compendium Updated V4.0
BI, TESTICLES, MINOR, enemas, circumcisions, great adventures!
The latest update to <U>The Simon Compendium</U>, including information from \"<U>Simon\'s Revenge</U>\".&nbsp; Any glitches should be addressed to <A href=\"mailto:[email protected]\">[email protected]</A> .
` [http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/S/ea_190256the_simo.htm](http://web.archive.org/web/20081112095931/http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/S/ea_190256the_simo.htm) One more click, just above! Thanks. * * * `
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The Chocolate Factory
PENECTOMY, TESTICLES
Ever wonder where chocolate covered raisins and malted milk balls come from? Inspiration from Ezra Morro. Thank you so much and blessed be!!!
` The chocolate factory looked just like a regular candy plant from the street but everyone that worked there knew so much more. ` Brett saw the ad in the classified section of the daily paper. FREE TOURS OF CHOCOLATE FACTORY. NO APPOINTMENT NEEDED Partly out of curiosity and partly because of his love for chocolate, he got in his car and drove to where the factory was located. He parked his car and went inside to the front office. A fantastic looking blonde, very well endowed in the cleavege department, looked up at him. "may I help you?" "I'd like to take the tour" Brett said, wondering what went on in a candy factory. "Oh! OK. Let me get the supervisor for you." The girl disappeared into the office and reappeared a few minutes later with a drop dead gorgeous redhead. "This is the supervisor Tammy." With that, Tammy took Brett by the hand and was leading him into a meeting room where five other young men sat, apparently also awaiting a tour. "Ok gentlmen, you can follow me now." Brett eagerly followed Tammy, along with the other guys, into the double doors to the factory. Tammy lead them along, explaining what the huge machines were and what they did. They then came to a locked room that Tammy unlocked for them. "This, boys, is our special room. Where extra special chocolates are made." They followed her into the room and immediatly the door was slammed behind them by two large Amazon looking women. Tammy turned around with an evil smile on her face. "This is where we make chocolate covered cherries and malted milk balls." she said with a laugh. The men, including Brett, could not respond, for they had been breathing not the aroma of chocolate, but a sweet smelling nerve gas. With that, the men were stripped of their clothes and loaded onto a large conveyor belt. They couldn't move for the nerve gas had paralized them. But they were still fully aware of what was happening to them. Tammy pushed a button and the conveyor started moving with a jerk. Brett noticed in front of him there was a large claw with sharp teeth. Helplessly, he watched as the claw opened up and clamped down on his balls. Unable to make a sound, he screamed in his mind. The claw deposited his severed twins, ball sack and all, into a giant vat of boiling chocolate. Next, Brett came upon a series of blades. Just as his dinker was underneath the blades, they came down, one right after another, and severed his dick and diced it into little pieces. A seperate conveyor took the dick pieces into a giant oven and closed the door as his dick roasted. Once they were completely roasted, they exited the other side where they were coated in chocolate. After the men were relieved of their family jewels, they were then hynotized and told they would not remember any of this. Then they were instructed to leave the plant. The next day, Brett woke up dazed. That was the most fucked up dream I ever had, he thought. He pulld the blanket off of himself and saw he had no goodies left. Panicking, he started to pick up the phone to call the police and noticed a box with a red ribbon around it on his nightstand. He opened it and saw that it was a box of chocolates. on the lid there was a note. Dear Kind Sir, Just thought you'd like to be the first one to sample our newest candy, chocolate covered penis pieces and chocolate covered testicles, curtesy of you. Enjoy!! Tammy. * * *
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Max is taken
TESTICLES, NULLIFICATION, Other: forced slavery
Max plays on-line...loses his balls his cock his freedom
Max was just kidding. he had been correponding with a Woman over the internet for almost 6 months. She started to get kind of sexual...so he played along. One day She starting dominating him and he played along. It made him excited. She then was telling him how she was going to take his balls and put them on her mantlepiece. He was getting off on all this. She asked him would he like this and he agreed. After typing this he went back to his bedroom and got off. The next day as he was walking to work a van pulled up next to him and before he knew it...he was in the back of it tied up and then Max was tied spread eagle and a man came in the room. "Max, My name is Master Steve though you may know me as Mistress Roxanne.", the man said. Max was in shock but was tied and gagged and could not move. "I am here to take the manhood that you gave to me" First there was a needle into his sack..then Max awoke home in bed with no balls. A few weeks later Max was taken again and when he awoke at home he had no penis. A few weeks after that he was taken and when he awoke he was a live-in whore slave to an army batallion in South America. Max spent the next few years sucking cocks and getting fucked by all.
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Cockles of His Heart
STRAIGHT, WARNING, PENECTOMY, TESTICLES, NULLIFICATION, EXTREME FEMDOM; SNUFF
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` ` Thrown to the alligators. Thrown into a dumpster. Thrown down a volcano. Then thereĺs her basic and enhanced versions of drowning ů etc. Sheĺs run through about every deadly scenario she can dream of for the act and disposal. Sooner or later, Gretchen will live out her fantasy to kill a willing man. Sheĺs gotten bored with kinky things that would shock the rest of the world ľ maybe even the whole fucking universe for all we know. Now, itĺs knives. Kind of a _Kill Bill_ theme. Kind of a time for her to be at her utmost un-kind. After all, she should get full use of each of those super sharp chefĺs cutting tools she recently ordered from that Ronco guy on TV ľ just three easy payments of $13.33 and now she can ôcut all day,ö according to the convincing ad. Just like cocks, cunts, tits and nipples, her new stainless steel cutlery came in all shapes and sizes. * * * * * Most think it will be her long-time-slave, Steve. Monthly, the rich and youngish and handsome and high-pressured LA lawyer flies east, and she flies west from her ivy league college near Boston, meeting for extreme dom sessions in Vegas. Hundreds of times, heĺs begged her to drown him. Sheĺs come close, but always (so far) she decides to revive him after their asphyxiation games. Sheĺll find some abandoned little wedding chapel, the kind that has been littering Vegas for decades. Like I said, like a _Kill Bill_ theme. Sheĺs blonde like Uma, but Gretchen is much prettier. Only one flaw: she smokes. Her sultry voice is turning to sand paper, but she doesnĺt have a lot of time to talk because there is usually a fresh black cock parked, but pumping, down deep through her lovely lips. (No wonder sheĺs so tight-bodied ľ not an ounce of fat anywhere on that usually-naked display of feminine perfection. Probably the all-protein diet of black-cock cum.) * * * * * Steve will be bound naked at the altar, with one hand tied hard to his hard cock, like a rodeo cowboy grabbing the saddle horn for the ride of his life (or death in this case). No gag. * * * * * _Sweet Screams Stevie! ů How Long Will He Scream?_ * * * * * Sheĺll peel. Sheĺll fillet. Sheĺll dice. Sheĺll slice. Amazingly able to concentrate through screams louder than the ass-end of an F-15 on carrier takeoff, sheĺll slowly and carefully carve her way to her coronary goal. Dazed and agonized beyond belief, he's still beating his meat as he looks down at Gretchen's naked blood-soaked beauty. Her cute little hands are dripping crimson as Steve's little organic pump is held gently while still beating away. With one of those special blades that were surely made more for cock sawing than for turkey carving, she slices off Steveĺs little organic genitals. His last meal. His last meal is him. She shoves his newly freed cock and balls down his hatch ľ and then shoves his newly severed heart up her snatch. That four-valve human vibrator keeps pulsating. Or is it the Richter-scale tremors of her own pussy cumming and cumming and cumming? * * * * * _Then she must be going. _ * * *
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Master Santino--6--Punishment
GAY, WARNING, TESTICLES
Chris gets punished for breaking the rules.
` It was a couple days later before Master Santino decided to use Chris’s punishment as an example of how he treated those that broke the rules. In order to be effective he needed to make it public and painful. He needed to discourage others from even thinking about messing with him. ` It took a little time, and a lot of money to quiet daddy, but the fact that there was a couple of more sons in the family helped matters. Basically Chris had been sold into slavery. On the night of the party Chris had enjoyed himself with many young men and had bragged all night long that he was the one that had unmanned the slave and tossed the slave’s balls into the ring. He was very proud of the fact. Toward the end of the night he was given a goblet of the ‘best wine in the city for the best stud’. It was laced with drugged and he awoke 24 hours later naked in a cell. Since then he had been treated with respect but was not told the truth. He thought that he was just in the cell until things got straightened out. After all he was rich, 24, and a sexual animal. He was taken from his cells and his hands were bound behind him. He was wondering why they had not brought his clothes but figured that they just wanted to view his ample cock and large low hanging balls. There were four guards that were accompanying him. As they came to a door, they stopped and quickly gagged him. He now knew that he was in trouble. Master Santino stood with his main dungeon master Leonard, who Santino called Len. Len was a massive guy, a little over six feet tall but thick and powerful. His size intimidated most of the men he came into contact with. Most men prayed that they never came under his control as he would ground boys into dust with his large feet. However only Master Santino knew that he was a very intelligent man and was paid very well for his work. Today he was dressed in black which barely held his body and with Master Santino dressed in white he looked like evil incarnate. The two were outside on the steps of the arena with some tools of the trade. Word of this punishment had been spread to the city and a large number of people were there to see the show. The door opened and Chris was led out into the sunlight. He was led before the crowd. “Chris, you broke the rules of THE ARENA and were warned. You then broke them again. The rule you broke now determines your punishment. You will leave this square a eunuch.” Chris tried to protest and struggled to get free. The gag stilled him and the four guard had no trouble holding him. Len moved before Chris and slowly lowered his hand to the doomed balls. He took a cord of leather from his side and quickly tied the balls. He then pulled the soon to be eunuch to an anvil that was placed at groin level. A couple of quick ties and the balls were attached to the top of the anvil. Len did not moved quickly but with a purpose. There was also no emotion. It was a job. He went over and picked up a large sledge hammer. He moved over to the anvil and on one end with a full swing he hit the anvil next to the balls. CLANG. The sound echoed the square. Master Santino ordered the gag removed and Chris started cussing, threatening, and begging. When none of those worked he started worked he kept talking. Master Santino ignored him and would have continued to ignore him but one statement caught his attention. It was “If you are going to take the balls why stop there little man.” Master Santino lifted his hand and said one word. “Okay.” He then turned and left the area. Len set down the hammer and pulled another two cords from the supply on his side. With one he wrapped the cock and balls very tightly and pulled tight. This cut off the blood flow and would prevent Chris from bleeding to death. The second went around the cockhead and tied down. The cock was laying on the anvil next to the balls. Len then picked up the hammer. It was a very large sledge hammer and Len was a master. A full two handed round house swing and the hammerhead hit the right ball and smashed it to nothing. Several things happened. Most men watching let their hands go to protect their own balls. Chris screamed and fainted. A jug of water was thrown in his face to awaken him. The guards held him so he did not fall. But the most frightening thing is that Len smiled. It seemed the sun went out. He then followed up with two more blows which now smashed the cock and last ball. Pulling a knife from its place, Len removed the remnants and then motioned the guards to toss the eunuch down the steps. The punishment was over and Len turned and left. * * *
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Gymnast cut
STRAIGHT, Female circumsicision
Real story from forum.
` Gymnast cut. ` Both my sister (actually half sister) and I are into gymnastics in a big way. It's a center of out life and interest. My mom was into gymnastics too when she was young. We are not quite up to O;ympic level but just below and doint real well. A great many girl gymnasts are cut. This is one of the best kept secretes. It is also I am told true for figure skaters but I am not sure on that. Anyway my mother was never cut, in her days thty didn't do that. My sister was cut when she was fourteen. We gymnasts dvelop late with dieting and loads of exercize and training. She didn't get her first period until almosy foutteen and was rela flat chested too. But she masturbated a lot and mother was worried about her spending all the extra energy on that. Also she had big labia and her gym clothes didn't fit so good down between her legs. So mom persuaded her to get cut. She took her out of the country (I am not supposed to tell where but you can guess I'm sure) and had it done in a clinic. She had anasthesia and no pain except while healing especiall when she was peeing. They did a complete job on her, clit, labia, the works and she thenstipped masturbating because it was no fun. And whatever the reason, the fact is that her marks in competition immediately went up by half point or so. After that i wanted it done too and I got it done when I was 9. It was in the same clinic and not pain with surgery but it hurt quite a bit after for maybe 2 weeks especially peeing although I had a catheter first fora few days. I think I am much prettier down there, it's all so smooth and the clothes fit better. I am now 13 and have normal period but of course I don't know what orgasm is like but both mom and my sister say it's not such a big deal and in any case I love gymnastics more than anything else. * * *
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St Andrews Cross (Part 1)
GAY, WARNING, PENECTOMY, TESTICLES, BODY MODS
Andy\'s story begins...
` “You look good this evening Boy!” the man in the black mask laughed. ` Andy didn't dare move. He hung there. The strange metal cross that wrapped around his arms and legs, suspending him was a vicious device. If he moved small sharp needles pricked his already battered body. Andy's tormentor stood back from his victim. The spotlight penetrated the gloom of the cellar. illuminating his victim. His latest boy hung in his cross. The device was quite simple really. A box that fitted around the victim's arms and held them straight out from his body in a T shape and similar boxes that held the victim's legs out at angle. The boxes contained rings of needles hidden in foam rubber that encompassed the victim's limbs. If the victims stayed perfectly still he was held uncomfortably, but relatively pain free. If he moved the needles bit painfully into the victim's flesh. Many a boy had learnt to respect the pain this device could bring. He moved a stool into position and sat in front of Andy's genitals. Andy's large circumcised cock and balls hung unfettered. “Now boy this little device is guarenteed to give you pain and me immense pleasure!” He said as he picked up a small metal device from the tray attached to the stool. “Look down PUNK!!” the man screamed at Andy, who reluctantly did as he was told. “Now watch what is happening!” The man said as he pulled Andy's soft dick out from his body as far as it could go. The touch of the man's leather gloved hand repulsed Andy. The feel of that glove always brought more pain. The man placed a cock ring over the head of Andy's dick , pulling Andy's balls through. A rod came straight out from the top of the ring and ran along the upper-side of Andy's dick. To this rod were attached adjustable rings. The man pulled again on Andy's dick, wrenching it out from Andy's body so hard that Andy felt his cock was being pulled from his body. The man began closing the rings, starting with one right behind Andy's cockhead, thus keeping Andy's cock at its painful extension. Then one by one the rings were closed around Andy's dick. The man smiled at his victim. “Boy, this has not finished.” With that he took a key and began tightening each of the rings. Andy screamed as each ring was tightened until his cock was squashed into a long finger of intense pain. “Now let’s see how those balls feel.” The man fondled Andy’s unprotected balls. “Very nice, but I do think they need some work don’t you?” Andy looked down through tears from the pain pulsing through his body from his imprisoned dick, at his doomed testicles. “Answer me!!!” The man exclaimed. “Yes sir.” Said Andy meekly. The man smiled and returning to the tray of metal items attached to the stool he ran his fingers over the series of odd shapes on the tray. The shiny metal devices glinted in the spotlight. Andy could barely hold back the screams, as the pain from his cock became almost unbearable. The man found what he wanted and picked it up. “A pleasant thing this. I am told that the pain is long and deep with this one!” He said smiling once more at Andy. “Now punk, this will hurt” The man laughed! The man fitted an extension to the cock ring that looked like a vice. He pushed Andy’s balls in to the device and began tightening it. It was a vice, a ball vice. Slowly, with each turn more pressure was exerted on Andy’s balls. The pain seared into Andy’s mind, a deep dull pain that contrasted with the sharpness of the needles and the constricting pain of the penis brace. What more could the man do to him, Andy thought…… To be continued * * *
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CASTRATO
GAY, TESTICLES
A singer and a poet
I do not know why my father had me castrated. There was no reason for it; out family was not wealthy, but neither were we poor. As I grew older I learned what it meant to be a eunuch. In the opera house I was adored, applauded, worshiped, outside I was merely as mutilated man, a monster. The loneliness and unhappiness of castrati is what many do not see. We could love, but who would love us? I resigned myself to a life of loneliness. What else was there to do but sing? I made my professional debut when I was fifteen in an opera composed by my beloved teacher Porpora. It was after the performance at palazzo Torella that I met twenty-two year old Pietro Trapassi, the famous poet known as Metastasio. There he embraced me a first called me his beloved twin. "No one can explain the magic of Farinelli's voice capable of delighting princes, enchanting men and making women faint!" We had much in common, and formed a close friendship. Sometimes he would tease that our love for one another might be considered sinful. In 1730 Metastasio went to Vienna as court poet for the Habsburgs in Vienna. ~ On the walls portraits of public figures and the Emperor hung, along with landscapes of Italy. The alabaster fireplace warmed us from the chill night air. He handed me a poem to read, one that he insisted I should set to music. "Your music to my poems are expressive, Carlo, graceful, and the legitimate offspring of one arrived at supremacy in the art." he paused, picking up the paper on which he had written his libretto. It spoke of the great love that the Trojan Nisus held for Euryalus, and of how he sacrificed his own life rather than allow his beloved friend to go alone to death. The words brought a blush to my cheek, and I found myself looking up at Pietro, whose eye was prepared to catch mine. "Is that not true love?" he said in a gentle voice. "Is this not love that two men may share?" And he bent his head toward mine. I stammered. "I was taught that I must not embrace any man with such love." He took my face into his hands and slowly kissed my lips again and again. I could feel Pietro's hands on my large chest, removing my vest, untying the lace cravat that hid my neck that had no Adam ’s apple. Before I knew it, arms were moving, hands rubbing at exposed flesh, long fingers fumbling at buttons, and all the while moving backwards to the rosewood bed. I kissed harder. No thought. Just touch. My body- I pulled away, afraid of what was happening to me. "This is impossible." "I do not mean to make you feel inadequate." I turned away from the man whom I loved above all other men. My body, mutilated in the name of art, was inadequate, whether I felt it or not. * * *
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My Greatest Mistake
My Greatest Mistake. I was going for a walk when a young woman, about 25, 5''7", quite weak looking, approached. She was wearing cowboy boots and a long coat. She, for no apparant reason blocked my way. "Can I help you?" I asked. "On your knees Mister". "What???". "You heard, on your knees". "Dont be stupid. I'm a man. I'm bigger than you, and a lot stronger than ...". The impact of her boot smashing into my balls, stopped me short. I looked up at her. "That's better" she uttered as she thrust her fist into my face. She followed that by another punch and a winding kick into my stomach. As I lay on my side, getting my breadth back. I felt her place a choker chain around my neck. As I recovered, she pulled the chain tight and she walked me to her house on my knees. On entering her house, she locked the door, took off my choker and ordered me to strip. I hesitated. She sneared and said "Come on now, remember you are bigger and stronger than me". We both knew what she meant. I took off my shirt, shoes, and socks. I looked up as I undid my trousers. She grinned. I took off my pants and stood in front of her, naked and very vulnerable. She opened her coat and withdrew a small cane from an inside pocket. She dropped her coat to the floor. She was naked except for her boots and cane. For the first time in my life I could compare a normal looking male, me, with a normal looking female and see a female that looked invincible. "Erection, please". I was terrified. I grabbed my cock and stroked it, shook it and somehow got it up. Thank God I thought. She came toward me and said "Dont loose it now". With that she swung her cane upwards, right into my balls. My erection died instantly. "Dont loose it, or you'll loose your cock, Mister". Oh my God, I grabbed it again, coaxed it desperatley erect again, only to be caned in the balls again. This continued for about 10 more hits before to my disbeleif my cock stayed erect despite her continued caning. After 40 of the best, I was totally unable to move, but my cock still stood stiff. I lay motionless with pain emitting from my testicles, parralising my entire body. She mounted me and rode me for a while. "Down" she said. My erection just fell and my cock shrivelled to under a inch in respect for her power. Well, you did well Mister. You managed to pass your penis training without losing it. A big strong man's penis learns that it belongs to a woman. I didn't know what she meant until later. For a week, I couldn't get an erection. I tried and tried. I had to go back to her. She was right. My penis was hers. I no longer had a penis. It obeyed her every command, verbal, finger motions, even smiles. She is very open. She has said that if I ask her to cut my cock and balls off then she will. She likes to laugh about it every now and again. But until that time I can at least enjoy a little pleasure from the warm feeling between my legs when her penis is erect. On my tenth visit, she decided to take me for a walk. She placed a collar around my neck. She then grabbed my balls and pushed them tight into one end of my scrotum and tied them in position with a ribbon. She then tied the ribbon to a lead and off we went. I was naked and on all fours being lead by my balls, through the streets. I could feel my balls being lifted up into the air from between my legs. We went through the grounds of an old folks home. We came across 2 elderely ladies chatting. "oooh, you youngsters, your so much more adventurous than we were." "You ladies, must have put up with alot of crap from men" my mistress responded. "You could say that". "See his balls, give them a good kick, go on". The first old lady kicked me so hard I collapsed in the mud. The second one turned me over and stamped down on my balls and then my cock. "Oh, thank-you deary - that was great". My Mistress whisperred something to them and they giggled. I was rolling in agony on the floor. It was time to fight the pain and go. She was pulling me along by my balls. I was struggling to keep up. We got back in the house and I collapsed on the kitchen floor. I awoke to the realisation that I was being hoisted up the wall by my ankles. When I was finally hanging in free air she attached a noose to my genitals. She said "Just ask and I will cut you down". With that she released the ropes from my ankles. "Oh my god" I screamed. The pain was unbareable. Without thinking I shouted cut me down. With that phrase resounding around the kitchen, she took her carving knife and cut me down. The pain from my genitals stopped and I landed on the floor. I looked up to see my Mistress with a big grin and in her hands she was holding my genitals. "Your free to go"
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His and Hers Castration Cuisine
TESTICLES, Fine Dining
The high seas provide highly-erotic delights...
They met on a Club Dead cruise. They weren't no Jerry Garcia fans. Club Dead cruises are not for Dead Heads, but for those who fascinate about Dead Dickheads, and other necro-genital fetishes. The cruises always head into international waters, Earth's fascinating last frontier with virtually no rules. No rules against no balls, no rules against no dick, no rules against gloriously accepting the temptation of the castration fascination. Club Dead is a no-clothes no-time club -- so there actually is one strict rule. No nude, no go. You should have seen all those tanned bodies on deck in the care-free Carribean sunshine. All those cocks and all those balls. Not! The ball-less have a ball strutting their stuff, or at least showing off where their stuff used to be. The penis-less are the Kings of Strut (or Queens, depending on their preference of the moment). But, the club is not restricted to those who lost their balls and/or cock. It is also open to those who never had no cock or no balls (also known as women), if they are supportive of those with, or in the process of, male genital reduction. Furthermore, the men in the club do not have to have lost anything. Yet. It is a sure bet that if anyone has anything left to lose, they will leave it behind when they go home. The attraction of the castration fascination is just too damn fun. Even when the seas are choppy, there is usually a whole lot of choppin' goin' on. Especially about an hour before the dinner bell rings. No one ever has to ask, because the bell does toll for parts of he. His parts are on the menu. The sun may rise tomorrow, but the sun is becoming more of an be an exclusive riser. With many new eunuchs being made for meals, there will be no more "also rising" for them. Such wonderful meals! -- as most of us already know, having had the pleasure of eating all or part of our own cock/ball combos at one time or another. More than anyone, we can appreciate the gastric delights at the Club Dead dinners. She was hungry. He was hungry. They were both mesmerized by the fresh catch of crabby lobsters snapping around in the elegant dining room's acquarium. We've all seen lobster acquariums at restaurants, but I would guess that most have not seen a lobster tank quite like this one. Like ships, the lobster tank has portals. Portals for men with parts left to shove those parts right in for Crustacean CBT. You would have thought those snappy lobsters, instead of the mostly-homo homosapiens, were the hungry ones. A bare hard cock barely had time to get hard when a lobster, or two or three or thirty, would clamp a claw around it. Their eyes met through the riled-up waters. They were both bent down to get a better look at a 12-inch cock with a dozen lobster claws clenched damn-hard on the hard-on. They were both equally excited by the scene. But for somewhat different reasons. The visual stimulation was similarly erotic for both he and she. But he also enjoyed a tactile stimulation, because it was his 12-inch cock being tightly- squeezed by the 12 red organic vicegrips. She moved around the tank to talk. Small talk about his big cock. "Nice cock ya got there," she said to break the ice. "I wish those lobsters would break his balls," she thought to herself at the same time. "Thank you. Too bad you don't have a cock, because this feeling is fucking unbelievable." "It does look like fun. And it is so erotic and mouth-watering, it makes my nipples extra long and extra hard." Just as she spoke the words, she thought, "Why not? Let's see if a lobster can take a nip or two at my nipples." She pressed her large tits into the two portals next to her new 12-inch friend, who she was finding as attractive as the lobsters obviously did. He looked good enough to eat, she thought. And she hoped. "Ready to dine?" he asked. "Just let me have about twenty more lobsters squeeze the shit out my nipples, and I'll be ready to eat something, that's for sure." Although dark, they decided an on-deck torch-lit picnic would provide the perfect ambiance for their first date. They brought a bunch of lobsters with them. She laughed to herself as they spread the blanket and arranged things for dinner. What amused her was the irony that she hated "clingy" men, and here she was with 12 lobsters still clinging to her new man's 12-inch member. But fair is fair she thought, because she herself still had two lobsters gripping each nipple. The scene was funny, but also damn erotic. Try walking around acting casual with several lobsters clamping down on something sensitive. It puts one in a pretty damn good mood. The portable pot of boiling water should have had the lobsters snapping out of their damn good mood, because they were about to be part of the damn good meal. Just for fun, he dipped his 12 clinging lobsters into the cauldron of death while they were still clinging to his 12 inches. She did likewise with the four on her two tits. Although their death was nearly in an instant, in that instant the lobsters gave the best squeeze of their lives. Another thing you really have to try sometime, such an ultimate turn-on. As the lobsters released their grip and released their last breath, she turned to him. "I'd say we boil your cock right now too," she mused, "but we'll wait until the claw marks heal a bit. How about boiling your beautiful balls?" "That's why I am here. That's why they are here," was his eager response. She noticed that he had begun the preparation for his ball departation many hours ago. How fortunate. The elastrator band had almost finished its job just in time for the main course. Puffed up like a puff fish, his balls were ready, ready, ready. Steady, steady, steady as he leaned over the lobster pot and eased his scrotum through the steam portal. Perfect fit. Both his balls and the steam were trapped with the simmering lobsters. She lovingly sucked his clawed-up cock as his balls cooked up. "Mind if I start with an apetizer?" she teased. No man refuses a blow job (but then again, some men on welfare refuse all jobs). The last load of his life popped into her mouth just as the pop-off valve released on the lobster pot. Steam whistled out to signal their meal was ready. She tried to whistle her approval, but it is hard to whistle with a mouth full of boiling semen. Find a willing sea man and try it some time. They ate his balls first. He just laid back and let her carve right into them. Oh, the delicious aroma as she sliced the scrotum and the puff of tasty testes filled the air. When you have a romantic dinner like this, you can appreciate the divine reason why men have two balls. He ate, she ate. The division was equal, and the taste was especially divine. They mixed a little lobster meat in with the large man meat, both agreeing in sensuous silence that this was the best meal they ever had. She deciding in continued silence that she would provide dessert. With the lobster pot still steaming, she pulled her large breasts together and inserted both nipples into the steam vent. Another perfect fit. Now there was a woman who can cook, and be cooked. Tits steamed to perfection, he produced his handy elastrator and placed the proper size bands around her boob tips. Her turn to lay back. Sip, sip on the champagne. Then snip, snip and her two tips top off the pefect meal. Classy Bitch is a cocky (but happily cock-less) cook herself. * * *
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My great mistake
STRAIGHT, NULLIFICATION
dont make the same mistake twice - if you can
My Greatest Mistake. I was going for a walk when a young woman, about 25, 5''7", quite weak looking, approached. She was wearing cowboy boots and a long coat. She, for no apparant reason blocked my way. "Can I help you?" I asked. "On your knees Mister". "What???". "You heard, on your knees". "Dont be stupid. I'm a man. I'm bigger than you, and a lot stronger than ...". The impact of her boot smashing into my balls, stopped me short. I looked up at her. "That's better" she uttered as she thrust her fist into my face. She followed that by another punch and a winding kick into my stomach. As I lay on my side, getting my breadth back. I felt her place a choker chain around my neck. As I recovered, she pulled the chain tight and she walked me to her house on my knees. On entering her house, she locked the door, took off my choker and ordered me to strip. I hesitated. She sneared and said "Come on now, remember you are bigger and stronger than me". We both knew what she meant. I took off my shirt, shoes, and socks. I looked up as I undid my trousers. She grinned. I took off my pants and stood in front of her, naked and very vulnerable. She opened her coat and withdrew a small cane from an inside pocket. She dropped her coat to the floor. She was naked except for her boots and cane. For the first time in my life I could compare a normal looking male, me, with a normal looking female and see a female that looked invincible. "Erection, please". I was terrified. I grabbed my cock and stroked it, shook it and somehow got it up. Thank God I thought. She came toward me and said "Dont loose it now". With that she swung her cane upwards, right into my balls. My erection died instantly. "Dont loose it, or you'll loose your cock, Mister". Oh my God, I grabbed it again, coaxed it desperatley erect again, only to be caned in the balls again. This continued for about 10 more hits before to my disbeleif my cock stayed erect despite her continued caning. After 40 of the best, I was totally unable to move, but my cock still stood stiff. I lay motionless with pain emitting from my testicles, parralising my entire body. She mounted me and rode me for a while. "Down" she said. My erection just fell and my cock shrivelled to under a inch in respect for her power. Well, you did well Mister. You managed to pass your penis training without losing it. A big strong man's penis learns that it belongs to a woman. I didn't know what she meant until later. For a week, I couldn't get an erection. I tried and tried. I had to go back to her. She was right. My penis was hers. I no longer had a penis. It obeyed her every command, verbal, finger motions, even smiles. She is very open. She has said that if I ask her to cut my cock and balls off then she will. She likes to laugh about it every now and again. But until that time I can at least enjoy a little pleasure from the warm feeling between my legs when her penis is erect. On my tenth visit, she decided to take me for a walk. She placed a collar around my neck. She then grabbed my balls and pushed them tight into one end of my scrotum and tied them in position with a ribbon. She then tied the ribbon to a lead and off we went. I was naked and on all fours being lead by my balls, through the streets. I could feel my balls being lifted up into the air from between my legs. We went through the grounds of an old folks home. We came across 2 elderely ladies chatting. "oooh, you youngsters, your so much more adventurous than we were." "You ladies, must have put up with alot of crap from men" my mistress responded. "You could say that". "See his balls, give them a good kick, go on". The first old lady kicked me so hard I collapsed in the mud. The second one turned me over and stamped down on my balls and then my cock. "Oh, thank-you deary - that was great". My Mistress whisperred something to them and they giggled. I was rolling in agony on the floor. It was time to fight the pain and go. She was pulling me along by my balls. I was struggling to keep up. We got back in the house and I collapsed on the kitchen floor. I awoke to the realisation that I was being hoisted up the wall by my ankles. When I was finally hanging in free air she attached a noose to my genitals. She said "Just ask and I will cut you down". With that she released the ropes from my ankles. "Oh my god" I screamed. The pain was unbareable. Without thinking I shouted cut me down. With that phrase resounding around the kitchen, she took her carving knife and cut me down. The pain from my genitals stopped and I landed on the floor. I looked up to see my Mistress with a big grin and in her hands she was holding my genitals. "Your free to go now" she said. That was the last I saw of her and my genitals. The other day I was walking past the old folks home when the 2 old ladies approached. They said "Excuse me, sonny, but the lady you were with. Did she chop it off. Your meat and veg". "I'm afraid so" I replied. "What a woman - she chooped it off". They walked off into the distance mumbling "Ooooh she chopped it off".
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Almost lost my balls streaking
` # Almost lost my balls streaking By: Streaker ([[email protected]](http://web.archive.org/web/20100306222952/mailto:[email protected])) Post [ feedback](http://web.archive.org/web/20100306222952/http://bmeworld.com/eunuch/feedback.htm) for this author or review this story for Archive readers. [STRAIGHT] A woman I was streaking busted my balls. True story. * * * ` [A - E](http://web.archive.org/web/20100306222952/http://bmeworld.com/eunuch/alpha1.html) ÝÝÝÝÝ [F - J](http://web.archive.org/web/20100306222952/http://bmeworld.com/eunuch/alpha2.html) ÝÝÝÝ [K - O](http://web.archive.org/web/20100306222952/http://bmeworld.com/eunuch/alpha3.html)ÝÝÝÝ [P - V](http://web.archive.org/web/20100306222952/http://bmeworld.com/eunuch/alpha4.html)ÝÝÝÝ [W - Z](http://web.archive.org/web/20100306222952/http://bmeworld.com/eunuch/alpha5.html)ÝÝÝÝÝ [Newest Files](http://web.archive.org/web/20100306222952/http://bmeworld.com/eunuch/newfiles.html) * * * I love to streak. There was a place near by where lots of kids went to streak. It was like a big wide hiking trail. I went there to try it. I stripped in a remote part of the trail and hid in the brush. A few people hiked by but were not "right" so I let them pass by. After 45 minutes or so, a drop dead beautiful woman came hiking down the trail. She looked to be in her 50's but she had a body that wouldn't quit. She had on hiking boots, short shorts, and a braless strapped tshirt. Her mellons were big and ripe. They hung down a little low because of her age but were still great. They bounced and jiggled as she walked. She had long bleach blonde hair. My uncircumcised 7 inch long cock popped up to full erection. She was the one to streak! I could feel the cool air on my shaved ballsack as I began my streak. I ran down the trail with my rock hard cock flopping back and forth against my legs. By balls bounced even more than her tits. She looked at me and glanced down at my bare package which only made me hornier. She kept walking at the same speed. I ran by her in all my naked glory. I looked back to see her looking back at me. I turned and streaked towards her again. Just as I got to her, she stuck out her foot and I tripped. I fell flat on my face just past her. My legs were spread like a V. She stepped in between them and gave a hard kick with the toe of her boot right on both my bare testicles. With a loud grunt, I let out every drop of air I had. I felt like she had kicked my testicles into my mouth. I doubled over and held myself. I did this so fast, my legs were past my cock and balls. My legs squeezed togeather leaving my penis and testicles out in the open. I gasped and gasped for air. This woman put the flat part of the bottom of her hiking boot right on my ballsack and began to push down. The pain was almost too much to stand. She said "how do you like those apples, natureboy?".She let up and then stepped down again. I let out a grunt with every step. She pulled her foot off then stompped down on my nuts, hard. The woman stepped back and gave my balls another kick with the toe of her boot. I don't know how I did it but I was able to get enough air to squeek out "please stop". She said OK natureboy. Had enough?" I squeeked out "yes". She went on her way. I stayed there on the ground for 20 minutes. I was able to move so I crawled off to the woods and hid. Quite a few people hiked by before I was able to make my way bact to my clothes and get home. I almost lost my little boys. She had busted my balls bad. I ended up having to get medical help. It took me 3 months to get over my bust. My ass was kicked bad by a 50 year old woman. Streaker [Return To The Eunuch Archive](http://web.archive.org/web/20100306222952/http://www.bmeworld.com/eunuch/index2.htm)
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It's Your Choice
STRAIGHT, TESTICLES, MINOR
Boys learn that crime doen\'t pay.
` John Carter silently crept through the brush along the creek that bisected his farm. His destination was a small shed, sometimes used for hay and machinery storage into which he had observed two kids entering a half hour ago. ` His property was posted against tresspassing and hunting, but his last visit to the shed had revealed some cigarette butts, beer cans, and a oddly stained porno magazine. He suspected that the kids were the two who, along with their families, had recently moved to a nearby mobile home park. The community had been a safeand quiet place to live until then, but he had his tires slashed, Fred Jackson's bird dog had been mutilated just last week, and Oscar Jones' chicken house had mysteriously caught fire. He smelled cigarette smoke as he approached the shed and the two adolescents' conversation drew him, like a magnet, to spy on them instead of just running them off. A broken siding board provided him with a view to the activities. Two boys, both about thirteen, were naked. One was lying on his back with his legs apart fondling himself, and the other, with his back towards John, was kneeling in front of him. "I don't want to do it!" the kneeling boy said. "You have to." his companion replied. " We had a Bet. You said that I didn't have the guts to cut that dog's nuts off. I did and this is your payback for losing the bet." "I didn't ask you to suck me after I torched that chucken house." the kneeling boy stated. "That wasn't a bet, but a dare, and there is a difference. Besides, if you suck me I'll suck you." That seemed to settle the matter and the kneeling boy bent forward and opened his mouth. John Carter extracted the slingshot he carried to keep varmits out of his garden and let a missile fly, nailing the kneeling boy sqarely in his dangling balls. The boy let out a choking gasp and rolled into a ball, while his companion screamed and grabbed his beeding bitten cock. John, who had been a rodeo cowboy fifty years ago, quickly bulldogged the boys, bound their hads behind them with some discarded baling twine, sat them down, and used more of the twine to secure them by their necks to a stall divider post. He then rummaged around in a toolbox and returned with two hose clamps, a pair of pliers, and a six foot length of light chain. "You little bastards are about to get just what you deserve." he lectured."And this won't hurt me nearly as much as it will you." He then opened a hose clamp passes it through a link of the chain, kicked one boy's legs apart, grabbed him by the nuts, and tightened the hose clamp securely around the screaming boy's scrotum. The free end of the chain was then fed through a gate rail hole in the post and the process was repeated on the other vandal. He finished his work by folding the end of each hose clamp over and jamming the threads of the screws to make removal impossible without cutting the steel clamps or severing what they secured. He then stepped back, surveyed his work, threw the pliers into the far corner and called Fre Jackson on his cell phone. "I caught the little cocksuckers who nutted your Labrador and burned Oscar's chickenhouse. If anyone asks, just say I was with you two playing cards all morning. See you later." He then went to the boy'd clothes and returned with their cigarettes and a pocketknife. He cut the twine that secured their hands and necks, helped them to their feet, and wedged the knife into the post within their reach. He then lit a cigarette, coughed, and tossed it into a pile of loose in the corner. "These things are hazardous to your health. You should qiut them." he said as a wisp of smoke rose from the straw. "Ther's only onr way to free yourselves before this place burns. Both of you die or live, and one gets to keep his nuts. It's your choice. I'll ley you decide which way it's going to be." he said as he stolled out of the shed and headed for Fred's place and a cold beer. That's all, folks * * *
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Moonlight Feasting -- Part One
STRAIGHT, PENECTOMY, TESTICLES
A willing man offers his manhood for sacrifice to the Female Moon Goddess Selene...seeking her favor and magic gifts. The setting is a coven of women under a full Moon.He is offered up by the High Priestess Tiffany for harvesting.
Moonlight Feasting -- Part One, by Aethean Disclaimer: For Adults Only and only for areas such depictions are legal. Totally fiction and fantasy and for recreational reading only. Not intended to promote or sanction such activity in real life. If torture, cannibalism, and explicit erotica offend you...do not read this. Please do not repost but by doing so you assume complete and full liability and responsibility for doing so. This story is free and has some redeeming social values...SUCH AS FREEDOM OF RELIGION. --------------------------------- Bound and helpless I am tied by wrists and ankles to the rigid frame of oak. The full Moon is overhead and casts shadows upon the ground. The Moon the symbol of female power and magic. In my nakedness I tremble, but not from the cool night air. Figures move in the moonlight -- unmistakedly naked female forms in the night. The smell of aroused sex is in the air. Voices, their words not audible, speak and whisper around me...Excited female sounds. My manhood as if sensing it's destiny extends like a sword of flesh from my groin...foreskin retracts to expose the head. My scrotum hangs low and heavy with the succulent male eggs within. One by one and two by twos the female shapes come close. Soft fingers...some bold and some shy touch and feel the offering. I see dark hair, like a waterfall, cover my belly... and I cry out as velvet lips kiss and move over me. The intense pleasure is interrupted by the cold night air as the first woman pulls back... and another kneels to taste me. Each mouth is distinct...some very gentle and others very cruel. I shudder when I feel my balls swallowed whole...and the threat of female teeth makes me sweat with anxiety. A short, thin woman takes my load...choking and trying to swallow every drop. Another pushes her aside to lick my throbbing meat clean. I am enclosed by the bodies of naked, wanton women, some are moaning and touching themselves...each other. All of them compete to take their turn at kissing and sucking the meat...nibbling and teasing with sharp cruel teeth. This must be some very intense wet dream...one I have wished for for all of my life, but never had with such reality. My penis tingles and spasms and my balls churn with pressure as the females center their attentions on them. My whole conciousness is centered on my manhood...on the needful women...and what I consentually offered myself to them for. Pain and pleasure become as one...and I cannot stop either...I am tied and helpless. Suddenly in the distance I see a tall beautiful Goddess-like woman, wearing a mask. Tiffany stands by the fire holding a large knife in her hand! ---------------------------------------------------------- Please finish this Tiffany...you are as my Goddess and you tell me what happens to me. Tell me what I would feel and experience at your Moonlight feast. Let your words make my fantasy come alive...an alive dream for me. ================End of Part One================== Do not repost please. ©
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Indian Eunuch (True) The final blow.
TESTICLES, NULLIFICATION, Other: Eunuch of India
A story cut from The Metropolitan Newspaper about an Indian getting Castrated against his will.
The final blow to my manhood My name is Shabnam and I am a eunuch. I was not born so...well, this story is about how a young man called Aslam was turned into Shabnam overnight...through a barbaric operation. The deep gash of a knife that you see on my face is a recent one. I got it a few days back in a scuffle at the Old Delhi Railway. One customer, a very tall young man, tried to run away by not paying me after we had sex behind the public urinals. I was soon overpowered by him, though I myself am quite strong. Luckily, a cop, who is also my “admirer”, came to my rescue. As I stood before the mirror at home that night, attending to the bleeding cut in my left cheek with an anti-septic cream, I was suddenly filled with a twinge of pity for myself. Where has Fate brought me? I almost wept as I looked at my pathetic, painted face, kohl-lined eyelashes, balls of wool in my kameez and a woman’s dress with a red dupatta, hanging about me as if on a dressmaker’s mannequin. Contrast this with my image of only three years ago, to which the mirror hanging in my old Seelampuri one-room flat has been witness. I was a handsome young man of 27, clean-shaven and always dressed simply in a white shirt and black trousers ( my favourite), in which I would sit for hours at the sewing-machine. I was a tailor in Moradabad. Since it was an old, shabby quarter where I had my little shop perched atop a hair-dresser’s, with whom I shared a common stairway, all sorts of customers frequented my shop. Among them were a group of hijras who came almost every night, since I was soon hooked on grass and other drugs of which they always had a good supply. As time went by, I didn’t mind even being paid in drugs for the clothes I (or, rather my assistant) sewed for them. And, they in turn, used my shop, after closing time, as a convenient joint for their drunken get-togethers. Little did I suspect how cunningly the clap-trap had laid for me. And I, the fool I was, myself walked into it. On a pretext, they took me one evening to the outskirts of the city, for a “drinking session”, persuaded by one elderly hijra ( addressed by others as guru of their dham), where they kept me confined in an old, deserted house, feeding me on opium and milk for three days (a ritual they judiciously follow before the main ceremony). Then came the night that ruined my life. Under a full moon, dozens of colourfully dressed hijras had gathered with dhol-beaters. In a state of drunken stupor, I was brought to a raised mound of earth, and even though I was half-conscious the terror alerted me and I vividly remember the pounding of the drums and the mad, frenzy of the dancing hijras, as they celebrated another addition (myself) to their grotesque world. A quack had been hired (for Rs 5,000, I found later on) to deal the final blow on my manhood with a doctor’s blade. It all happened in a flash of a knife. As per the ritual, I was left to bleed through the night, with some elderly hijras having applied a paste of katha and some herbs as antiseptic on my wounds. Well, the rest is imaginable. There are certain injunctions we must follow. We must shave every day, make up our faces heavily to hide any trace of stubble, practice obscene pelvic thrusts, learn the lewd, rhythmic dialect of the hijras and obscene parodies of popular film songs and be ready to tear a throat or lift a child...for ransom.” (The conversation was interrupted on the roadside, near the Old Delhi Railway Station, as a car glided to a halt, and the man inside beckoned to Shabnam to hop in. And that was the last this writer saw of Shabnam, a victim of such strange twist of fate!) (As told to Pankaj Tuli)
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Fish Food
STRAIGHT, PENECTOMY
Kid brother mistakenly thinks he's doing his 16 year old brother a favor by cutting off his dick.
So, me and my buddy were sitting in my room, talking about this and that. It was rather late, and we had just come back from a bar. We were a bit drunk. And our conversation takes a turn towards the fantasy side. My buddy tells me all about how his greatest fantasy would be to a long s and m session with a Playboy centerfold, with emphasis on cock torture. He asked me what mine was, and I told him that I have always fantasized about a woman cutting my dick off. I always thought that having my manhood chopped off me would be a totally sensual experience, although I could never go through with it. I love my penis too much. And I’m quite proud of it, it’s a very attractive penis if I do say so myself. It’s around 8" fully erect, and quite thick. Well, unbeknownst to me at the time, my seven year old brother had been listening in on us. Even if I had known, I would have thought nothing of it. (I can tell you already know where this one is going). What I also didn’t know was that my brother was getting curious about the thought of my penis. Having not had sex ed yet, he had never seen a full sized penis yet. Later that week, I was sleeping peacefully, when I could feel something tugging on my boxers. Next thing I feel is them around my knees, and something touching my penis. I lifted my head ever so slightly, and peeked a look. There, sitting on my bed, holding my cock, was my little brother. I decided to pretend like I was asleep. This was a very strange and odd experience, and I didn’t want him to know I was awake. He was examining my penis with interest. He held it, grabbed it, pinched it, and just generally looked it over. I wasn’t really finding any of this erotic, so I wasn’t getting an erection. I was more concerned about how I should handle this issue. He eventually stopped and left the room. I decided not to say anything about it. It was probably just a one time thing. A few nights latter, the same feeling began. My boxers were pulled down to my knees. My brother was back. This time he began playing with my dick, pulling on it, rolling it around in his hands. I got a hard on from all this attention. My brother panicked. He pulled up my boxers and left the room. I decided that maybe I should have a talk with him about this. I asked him the next day if he had been in my room at all. He said he had, which took me back. I wasn’t expecting this kind of honesty. Should have known better though. I asked what he had been doing. He claimed that he just snuck in to look at the aquarium. It was a good lie, surprisingly. He was always in my room looking at the three piranhas I kept in my fish tank. I just had them because they impressed my girlfriend. Occasionally I let my brother feed them some raw meat, which they would devour quickly. He loved that. So, I pressed the issue no further. I decided to leave it alone for now. A few nights latter he was back. He began to play with my penis again. Once again, I got an erection. But this time he didn’t stop. He kept on pulling at it, feeling the hard 8". He pulled on it, for what ever reason. I could feel an orgasm building within me. I tried to hold back my ejaculation, but I couldn’t hold out. I let lose huge spurts of cum. I was spent in about eight bursts. My brother panicked again. He just ran out of the room. This time, I was going to have a talk to him about this. This was getting stranger. Fortunately, he came to me the next night. He seemed to be on the verge of crying. I asked him what was wrong. He told me about his sneaking into my room and looking at my penis. I decided to go along with the not noticing ploy. He told me that he was really sorry for the horrible thing he did last night. I asked him what this was. He told me that he broke my penis, so I asked him how he did this. He told me about the strange white fluid that came out of me. For the next hour I explained to him all about the male anatomy, and sex education in general. He seemed much relieved. That seemed to put and end to his night time visits. A month later, my life had taken a downward turn. I broke up with my girlfriend, was informed I was failing a class, and me and my best friend were having a huge fight. And to top it off, my childhood friend, who now lived out west had committed suicide. Suffice to say, I was really depressed. I was now constantly moping around the house, eating less, and doing almost nothing. My little brother kept trying to cheer me up, but I told him there was very few things that could cheer me up now. My parents left for a weekend and I was to baby-sit my brother for four days. I was still very depressed and moping around. Now, for whatever reason, my little brother remembered the conversation me and my friend had a month ago. This, from the kid who couldn’t remember his own address half the time. That night, when I was asleep, my brother crept into the kitchen and got out our fathers special butcher knife. For whatever reason, my dad kept this particular knife razor sharp. It could cut through two frozen T-bone steaks, bone included, and still perfectly slice a tomato. So my little brother crept into my room with the knife. I was sleeping nude that night, because it was a particularly hot night. He sat between my legs and shook my thigh. "Psst!" he said. "I found a way to make you happy! I remember you saying this a while ago." I woke up and looked at him confused. "What?" I asked, not clueing in to what was going on. My brother grabbed my penis and said "This is for you!" Then he took the knife and sliced though my cock. He got it right at the base. There was a sudden jolt of extreme pain. I forced my self to ignore it the best I could. Blood began to pour out of the stump. I screamed, loud. My brother panicked. The next minute seemed almost surreal, like I bad dream I couldn’t wake up from. My brother panicked, dropping the knife and jumping off the bed. The knife sliced across my mangled groin, slicing into the bottom of my sac. In fact, it sliced off the bottom of my sac, missing my balls thankfully. As my brother jumped off my bed, he let go of my severed penis. It flew across the room and landed smack into the aquarium. Time seemed to freeze then. All I could see was that aquarium. My penis bobbed for a second on the top of the water. Then it bagman to sink. It didn’t take long for the piranhas to pick up the blood in the water. I watched in horror as they tore into my penis. They ripped into the flesh of it, then quickly through it. They started at the bottom (thankfully). I couldn’t believe it, my dick was now fish food. My brother quickly reached into the aquarium and pulled it out. By the time he did, it was half gone, and the bottom was badly mangled. One of the piranhas had managed to take a bite out of the tip of the head. It looked more like a chewed piece of meat than my handsome penis. For whatever reason, part of me found this all highly erotic. I felt what was left of my penis become erect and I came. The cum flew out of the hole in my groin. It mixed with blood and was a dark pink colour. Then more pain hit me. I looked down, only to see my sac had shrunk back towards my groin, but my testicles were now hanging out in the open air. I don’t remember exactly the rest of the night, because I finally went into shock. I remember driving myself and my brother to the hospital. I fed the doctors some bullshit story about an accident in the kitchen. They partially bought it, but didn’t press for the truth. With a bit of creative surgery, they were able to reattach my penis and fix my sac. There was apparently no damage to my testicles. My penis is now only 4" erect, four and a half inches on a good day. And the head is no longer a nice rounded point, but is now flat across the tip. I’m not too upset. Better than having no penis at all, and I still have sex frequently with my new girlfriend. There are days when I wish that I had lost it all, instead of just having half of what I had. Oh well. It’s been about eight years since it happened. Me and my girlfriend are getting married soon. My brother, now 16, the age I was when all this happened, has just come out of the closet. He recently told me about his decision to admit that he’s gay, and is going to tell my parents soon. I have a feeling in a way that his experiences with my penis may have played some roll in it. As for me, I told my fiancee about my feelings about my cock. We’ve decided that maybe after we have a few kids we’ll go through with it and cut my genitals off. We’re both rather excited about that. Maybe I’ll feed them to some piranhas, let them have what they didn’t get the first time. Time will tell.
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Slippery Fun (gay, nullification, short)
Imagine two beautiful men in all their muscular glory. Each dives into the opposite end of a shimmering swimming pool. Each is completely naked and completely without body hair. Each has been completely nullified, with only the small piss hole above the ass crack to indicate they are anything other than gorgeous Ken dolls. The two men meet in the center of the pool, diacover that they are both smooth creatures with no dangling genitals to break the smooth rush of the water as it breaks over their magnificent muscles. They meet, embrace and as one , dive into each others crotches to savor the sweetness of the smooth skin above and below the tiny pisshole. As their tongues work toward the crack of their asses, which are the only breaks in their smooth manly roundness, the moaning of pleasure, as their hidden prostates erupt and the milky sliver of seminal fluid ropes upward from their pissholes through the murky water. They climb out of the pool, locked in each others arms, their smooth crotches rubbing against each other ingniting new fire in their loins. Lovers united in their smoothness. Soul mates found.
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Jon's Story 2. Preparation.
GAY
The gay teenager prepares to submit himself to the slave trader.
` JON'S STORY: 2 THE PREPARATION ` AS the train lumbered on through the dull suburbs, Jon thought about what was ahead of him. He sat in the train and the inevitable hard came on. It was so simple. After all these years of fantasy, his enslavement was a real prospect. He could get out of his life in a couple of days and be a slave! When he finally got home he stripped off and inspected his fine young body in the mirror. He then lay back on his bed and jerked off. He then reflected on what had happened. . In the last few hours, he had been eyed up, touched up, prodded like a piece of meat. He realised that in the last two years he had avoided being naked in front of other people. He had always been ashamed of his small genitals; even pissing in a urinal was an ordeal. Now, his naked body had been appreciated; he looked again in the mirror with a new confidence. The man had called him 'good looking' and had made approving noises. He couldn't remember the last time he was complimented like that. His body was to be modified, displayed and used. . He could only look forward to his new life: he was to be a eunuch and a slave. The slave trader was back in his premises and was saying to the assistant that the boy was to be expected in a fortnight and that he should be processed as quickly as possible. He had observed that the boys genitals were small and underdeveloped for his age, he was fair and had virtually no body hair; puberty had come late to the boy. Cut him soon and we can stop his beard. He will fetch a high price once he is gelded. If he doesn't come back in the next month we must find him. The assistant said "Why did you let him go?", but the slave trader knew that there were already problems with his business. He was on the 2-00pm to 10-00pm shift the next day, and the free morning would give him time to terminate his affairs. He looked around the room at his meagre possessions, which would be easy to get rid of. Next morning he gave a week's notice to the land lord, telling him that he was going up north for a couple of years. The landlord was pleased and offered him a few pounds for bits of furniture. He did ask if he could be out in three days, though as he had a tenant waiting for the room. He also offered to settle the phone bill with the rent that had been paid in advance. The youth had printed out a series of forwarding address labels to a totally fictional address in a northern town and asked the landlord to send letters on for the first few weeks, but then destroy them.. Next, he went to the bank, and closed this account. He did have a few smaller possessions, some of which he gave to a charity shop and some he threw away. He took his computer to a skip down the street and threw it in, having deleted most files. He went through his papers and did find a passport that had last been used particularly disastrous school trip to Bulgaria two years ago and also at the last minute saved his exam certificates and put them in his passport.. He went to the supermarket well before the shift started and gave in his resignation. The manager tried to persuade him to stay, but after some discussion, it was decided that he could leave in two days time. After three days, he got rid of most of his possessions, and only carried a suitcase of clothes, and an envelope with a few pounds from his job and his passport. He gave his key to the landlord and walked away from his life. He booked into a cheap hotel and slept his last night as a free man. As he dressed and washed, he had one last look at his naked body in a mirror and reflected on his situation. "I can still get out of this." he thought. But he knew that he wanted slavery and he couldn't wait to surrender himself. He left the hotel and walked along the streets. He soon found a skip and he dumped his case in that. On a cold November day the youth was clad in jeans and a tee shirt. He shivered in the cold wind. He then travelled across the city and found the address; it was a very secluded entrance up a small alley. Already apprehensive, he knocked on the door, and nothing happened. He knocked again and still no reply. It suddenly dawned on him that the slave trader had talked about a fortnight, not three days. It was lunchtime, and as he still had some money, he went to a nearby pub and tried to phone the number. There was no reply. He had a sandwich and a coke in the pub, and decided to try once more. It was very cold now and he went back to the house and knocked again. He waited and heard movements inside. The door opened and a dark man peer out at him. He abruptly asked what his business was. He said that he had been told to come to this address and showed the man the card. The man took it away, looked at it and told the youth to come back in 10 minutes. Jon miserably walked round the block, then hung around. He was shivering in the cold and he realised that he had no where to go. What had he done to his life? Supposing this was all a cruel joke. He had a few pounds in an envelope with his passport, but that would not pay for a night's sleep. If he didn't get an answer he would have to sleep on the streets. He knocked again and the door opened. "You had better come in. " He closed the door behind him. He was standing in a dingy lobby "What is your name?" "Jon." The old man looked at him carefully, taking in the contours of his shivering body, only protected by a tee shirt and a pair of jeans. "Stay there." The old man disappeared down the passage, leaving Jon standing by the door. He was aware of a telephone conversation deep in the interior of the house. He could still escape, but it was bitterly cold outside and would be dark soon. "You have come here too soon." The old man said. "Sorry, sir. Shall I go and come back in a week?" Still one last chance to get out of this! The old man looked the youth up and down and this time prodded his arm. "No, you can stay here. Come with me!" The old man grasped the youth by the arm and led him down the passage. * * *
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Justice Done
TESTICLES
A true story from the 1960s, as reported in the News of The World Newspaper.
I can't remember the exact date of this incident but the facts are true and verifiable with a bit of research. A young female doctor was working late in Prague and didn't leave the hospital until late evening. On her way to her car she was accosted by two men who dragged her into the back seat of their car and raped her. Being an intelligent woman, she hatched a plan. She feigned pleasure at being raped and said that she had enjoyed it so much that she invited them back to her flat for a second helping. They must have felt themselves to be something special and they agreed to the idea. Back at her flat she made them feel welcome and plied them with drink, which they obvously enjoyed. When their guard was down she spiked their drinks with a drug, which soon had them unconcious. Then she carefully took off their trousers and underpants and positioned their legs apart, hanging them over the arms of the chairs in which they sat. She then slit open their scrotums, pulled their testicles down, clamped them, ties them off and excised them. She then removed what was left of their scrotums and sewed them up. Next she used a uretha tube and inserted it into their penises and then carefully amutated them and cauterised their wounds. The organs were then put in jam jars and placed facing the unconcious men. Soon after the men started to come round, at which point she telephoned the police and told them what had happened. When the police arrived they found two very distressed men and a very satisfied looking woman doctor. She was charged with committing grievous bodiy harm and sentenced (unfairly, in my view) to 5 year imprisonement. Aparently the men were not charged with her rape. What later became of the men was not recorded. * * *
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Karin - Part 1
TESTICLES, Femdom
The tiles were hard and cold beneath my knees, but theache in my balls was what had my attention at themoment. Karin’s bare toes pressed down on my sack,pinning the helpless testicles against the floor.“Take it out, Robert,” she said, smiling. I leaned forward, trying to keep my balance as my chinrested on the toilet seat. With my hands tied behindmy back, I could easily have toppled over, which wouldhave caused excruciating pain in my nuts. Perhapsthat’s what Karin really wanted. She watched meclosely as I maneuvered my face close enough to reachin with my tongue and fish the string into my mouth. I looked up to see Karin’s smiling face looking downthrough her small pert breasts. She loved finding newways to humiliate me. But this was having the desiredeffect. The tip of my cock touched the cold ceramicbowl, its swelling size betraying the excitement I wasfeeling. I closed my teeth on the string, and pulled my headback. The red piece of cotton came free and hit me onthe chin. Karin laughed at the sight. “Very good,” sheroared. “Now, you can clean me up. And don’t missanything.” Her toes closed over my sack, squeezing my balls evenmore tightly. I leaned in and began licking her lips.The acrid taste repulsed me, but I carefully lapped itup, afraid to offend my Mistress. She put her headback and closed her eyes, relishing the sensation. Herclit was swollen, responding to my tongue bath. Above,I could see her nipples were also erect. After long minutes, Karin shifted on the seat, leaningback. Suddenly, a stream of piss came forth, catchingme on the cheek. I didn’t need for her to tell me whatto do. I opened wide, catching the bitter liquid,trying not to miss a drop. “Oh, you’ve gotten so goodat that,” she purred, putting her hand on the back ofmy head. I coughed as the urine stream caught me ofthe throat, but continued to gulp down the liquid asfast as it arrived. After the flow ended, Karin warned me not to move. Herbottom clenched, and she grunted as her bowelsemptied, making plopping into the water. Seconds latermy balls were freed as Karin stood up and turnedaround, bracing herself on the top of the water tank.I again leaned forward and pushed my tongue betweenher cheeks, cleaning her puckered hole. My humiliationwas complete. By now she was in a sexual frenzy. Sitting back downon the toilet, she roughly shoved my head into hercrotch, holding my face tight against her bush. Ifrantically licked and sucked her lips, making surenot to miss her clit. “Fuck yeah!” she shouted as Idrove her to orgasm. Karin’s foot stomped on my ballsas she shrieked out her pleasure. She didn’t let upuntil the last spasm of pleasure had subsided. Karin rewarded me that night by allowing me to sleepon the floor beside her bed. My hands remained tiedbehind my back, my cock throbbing for lack of release.The leather strap kept my balls tightly bound andsecured to the bed. There would be little sleep for methis night. * * *
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Second Chance
STRAIGHT
Impatient guy lost second chance&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
Ring ….Ring …..Ring..…Who is the jerk calling early Saturday morning? I had a rough week and want to sleep until noon. But the jerk refuses to quit. The answering machine turns on. She hangs up and redial the number….ring …ring…ring. I finally pick up the phone. "It is an emergency. Come to the hospital at once." It is Doctor Patty White. "Which one of my patient?" But she would not say. All she does is repeating herself. "Come to the hospital at once." I burn up the tires getting there. Waiting for me at the front entrance, with her mischievous smile, is Patty. I know that smile well. We were lovers for two years. I am furious. "What the hell is going on?" "Come with me." That’s all she’ll say. We go to a private room on the fifth floor. "Remember the guy who walked out of a restaurant downtown straight into a gang shoot out last week? He just died. This guy believed in donating every organ that’s transplantable. Your last patient last night can really benefit." Now I am really pissed. "That guy was in a car wreck! What the hell am I supposed to transplant for him?" "Let me show you." Patty takes my hand and we walk into the room. The guy seems so peaceful. She takes me to the bed side and lifts his gown. This guy’s dick is huge, even totally soft. I stare at it, mesmerized. How can any woman take it? I feel hands around my waist. Patty brings her lips right to my ear and whisper: "I heard your precious patient in that car wreck had his dick cut off by a piece of flying metal. Don’t you want to give him a transplant? Maybe you want to certify it yourself later." That’s why we broke up. She could never understand how a woman could enjoy a dick as much as a woman’s soft lips. She did not want to share me with any man. That transplant is the best work I have ever done. I do it with loving care, with meticulous attention to the smallest detail. Ten days later, when I examine it, it rises to the occasion. Unbelievably huge, it’s combination of length and girth is awesome. I stroke it tenderly. "You better not use it until your doctor gives you the permission to do so." I begin to think how to get to try it out myself. Ring ….Ring …..Ring..…Who is the jerk calling early Saturday morning? I had a rough week and want to sleep until noon. But the jerk refuses to quit. The answering machine turns on. She hangs up and redial the number….ring …ring…ring. I finally pick up the phone. "It is an emergency. Come to the hospital at once." It is Doctor Patty White. "Which one of my patient?" But she would not say. All she does is repeating herself. "Come to the hospital at once." I burn up the tires getting there. Waiting for me at the front entrance, with her mischievous smile, is Patty. "Your big lover boy is in big trouble. His girlfriend sneaked in last night and they couldn’t wait to use the battering ram. He fell asleep afterwards, and woke up screaming with pain. They like it rough" "What about the nurse? There is always a nurse on duty there? "She joined them for a threesome. Don’t scream. She’s already fired." The huge dick is black and blue, totally ruined. It has to come off. I am furious. During the surgery, I just chop it off. It takes all my training and self-control not to slice off his balls as well. The surgery team thoroughly enjoy themselves at my expense. Maybe I will sneak in at night to cut off the balls. That is doing him a favor. * * *
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Dad's best stories 1
GAY, WARNING
Dad has a little fun with one of his bedtime stories
` I jumped between the sheets bare-assed naked when I heard Daddy coming upstairs to kiss me goodnight. I let the top sheet drop down on my cock as it lay on my belly. ` Daddy sat down on the side of the bed. “Ready for your bedtime story?” “Oh, yes, Daddy.” “It was in one of those Latin American dictatorships. The college kids had an insurrection and the troops had to put it down. Three of them escaped but the Militia used dogs and tracked them down and caught up with them in the woods and tied them to trees.” “Oh, boy. What did they do to them?” “The penalty for insurrection is emasculation, so they had to cut their cocks off. The guys knew that and they started whining and crying and begging. There were two muscular soccer players and a pretty boy with a smooth body. Like yours,” he said. Daddy took the very tip of his index finger and traced my warm penis along the top of the sheet, from the base to the tip. I was already turned on, and the stroke revved my motor. “They pulled the guys’ pants down and their cocks flopped out.” “Oh, yes. Tell me, Daddy, were those young juicers sexy?” “The athletes had big, firm, meaty shafts with wide spongy tips and the pretty boy had a long, smooth one, with a cute pointed head.” He reached down to the lump under the sheet where my cock was now bulging and pressed the head between his fingers and thumb. “You could see they had been beating off a lot because the sides were as slick as goose shit.” He snatched away the sheet and I felt a draft of cool air on my naked body from head to toe, and my cock went crazy. It sprung up and throbbed and bobbed in the air. In a second, Daddy had my shaft in his fist pumping slightly. “Aaaaah!” It caught me by surprise. “Yes, they loved to jack off, but they wouldn’t be jacking off any more,” he chuckled. “Oh, I hope they cut them off nice and slow.” A crowd had gathered and they started screaming for the militiamen to torture those cocks before they cut them off. So they brought out small gas torches with the tiniest flames. They started burning the pricks up and down the stems.” I was rock hard. “Did they scream, Daddy? Tell be how they screamed.” “Long and loud. They started screaming and then their screams went higher and higher until they sounded like women. Meanwhile their cocks were sizzling. The jocks’ dicks swelled up fat and juicy and the sweet guy’s was hard and turning black.” “Oh, Daddy, it sounds like the best weenie roast ever.” “You could smell them cooking. One of the men had a hacksaw and when the college guys saw it they started screaming, “Cut it off! Please cut off my cock.’ These were they same guys who were begging a while before to not cut their cocks off.” I laughed, and as my belly shook, my cock started oscillating. Daddy grabbed it and his wet lips came down on the head. Then his big-wide tongue slurped all around the tip. Then it popped out like a watermelon seed. “The torches were turned higher and the burning went deeper. ‘Hurry, hurry. cut it off.’ one jock screamed. ‘Tear my fucker off -- rip it away,’ the other jock wailed. The pretty boy with the long cock screamed, ‘Me first!’ “ “Oh, Daddy, I love it. Whose cock did they cut off first?” “Neither one right away. It was too much fun watching them roast and hearing the screams. The guy just held the saw at the base of pretty boy’s frying sausage and held it there. “Oh, I wish I could have been there.” I felt a surge inside my prick and shut it down just in time. My slit oozed pre-cum.” “The ripsaw guy turned and with one long, deep thrust sawed the long pecker right off the biggest soccer player. He screamed: EEEEEOOOWWWW! But at the end of the scream, it tapered off with a sigh of relief. He had gotten rid of that deep-fried rod.” It was all too beautiful. I screamed, “Here it comes Daddy, it’s all for you,” and I shot a load high into the air. The rich cream splashed on my abs as another geyser of hot sauce spurted high. Daddy was on my belly by then and caught the cream on his cheek, then licked the rest of the gunk as it bubbled out. “They made pretty boy cut off his own cock. He was very willing.” I was still trembling from my orgasm but I quickly yanked Daddy’s shorts down and breathed in the aroma of his super-swelled meat. I held his big, spongy cockhead up to my lips without letting them touch. “What happened to the other jock? “They turned one of the dogs loose and it went straight for the cooked meat still dangling fresh on the vine.” I went for Daddy’s own dangling meat and slurped it into my slobbering mouth. Daddy was having a hard time talking. “Then they -- Oh, do me son, do me. Then they let the --- oooh, wow -- let the dogs loose on those -- so good, oooh -- those cockless turkeys, and they, oooh, aaaah, ripped -- oh, here it comes -- ripped their asses off.” Daddy exploded and his cock rocked and jerked and fired off round after round. Pretty soon we collapsed against one another and had our deep goodnight kiss. I always thought it was a severe penalty for those guys for having an insurrection. I don’t know what an insurrection is, but I hope I never have one. * * *
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Dinner
STRAIGHT, NULLIFICATION
dinner's ready
The Dinner. =========== My wife, Karen and I, were invited to dinner by a work colleague of hers, Marie. Marie told us that her husband, George would join us later. Before dinner, we chatted idly. We sat down to dinner. Marie brought out a covered dish. "Our hors d'oeuvres" she said. "Mountain oysters". She lifted the lid and shared them out equally. The women tucked in. I looked at them tentatively. "They're a delicacy in quite a few countries" Marie said. "They're only sheep balls". They watched me as I slowly placed one on my fork and lifted it to my mouth. I chewed it. It tasted ok. "That didn't hurt, did it darling?" Karen asked rhetorically. Eating sheep's testicles was obviously getting Karen excited. She started to rub her hands between my thighs. My cock was pushing against my jeans. She undid my fly. I ate coolly as if nothing was happening, trying to draw no attention to Karen's actions as she carefully extracted my erect cock and balls from my jeans. I finished my last sheep's ball with Karen stroking my erection and Marie unaware of anything un-toward. "Now for the main course". Marie got up and a few minutes later returned with a tray containing three covered plates. One larger than the other two. She placed the large one in front of me and the women had the small ones. Marie lifted the lid of mine. My mouth dropped. A bull's penis and testicles. It was massive. Marie explained "It has aphrodisiac and fertility properties. And it's very tasty." Karen butted in "Try it!". I cut off a slice from the top of the penis. Put it in my mouth and chewed. It did taste quite good. Karen again playing with my cock - keeping it stiff. Then came a shock. Karen and Marie lifted the lids on their meals. It was male genitalia. It's shape was too recogniseable to me. It couldn't be from any other creature. "They're human genitals aren't they?". Marie retorted "Well, 55% of humans dont have these. 50% are women and about 5% have lost theirs." My cock went limp in Karen's hand. The women tucked in. "It tastes great!" Karen said. I said nothing, just ate my enormous bull's genitalia in silence. Dinner was finished. Marie came around my side of the table and touched the back of my chair to help me up. My genitals were still exposed. I decided to pretend they weren't. I stood up, and tried to walk over to the couch but Marie's hand clutching my balls stopped me. She squeezed and told me to put my hands behind my back. I did as she said. Karen smiled at me, approached me with a pair of hand-cuffs swinging. She hand-cuffed me. She then placed a dog collar on my neck and tied my hand-cuffs to the collar. Karen, joined Marie in front of me. "Dessert?" said Karen. "It's up to you. They are yours. I've never been known to refuse testicles soaked in brandy." Marie went to the closet, and opened it. A man crawled out. No leashes, just a dog collar around his neck. Karen read the name tag. "Oh you must be George". He rolled over on to his back. Legs apart. "Go on, Karen" said Marie. Karen raised her foot and kicked him in the balls. "He bit into the carpet so as to make no noise". "Well" Marie asked. "Do you want to be like George, an obedient little dog, or dessert? Soaked in brandy? Delicious. I know which I'ld prefer." "On your back". I hessitated. She took a pair of food scissors from the table. I rolled onto my back. "Spread your legs". I hesitated. She grabbed my balls. I spread my legs fast. She held the scissors in place open around my balls. "Karen, did he spread his legs in time. Or is it time for dessert." He just managed it, Marie. "Damn". She let go of my balls. The flopped between my legs, she raised her leg and swung. I doubled up in pain. As I was rolling on the floor in agony, she rolled me into a big bag. I was carried into a car boot and taken home. In my house, they rolled me out of the bag. Marie held the scissors still. "Spread your legs". I did as she said immediately. This time, Karen, my own wife, raised her leg, and swung her foot into my balls. I rolled in agony again. They then rolled me into the closet. Eventually the pain subsided and I fell asleep. I was awoken with the door opening. Their game is over I thought. Karen was on her own. I crawled out the closet. "On your back" she said. "What?". She pulled a pair of kitchen scissors from behind her back. "No, you wouldn't". She placed her scissors around my balls. "That was a great meal yesterday wasn't it". "OK", I rolled onto my back and spread my legs. "Good boy. I didn't need to ask". With that she slammed her foot into my balls and left for work. After a few weeks of Karen, attending a training course. She came home and released my chains. My chance. I grabbed her wrists to over-power her. She slammed her knee into my balls. Kicked me in the left side of the head. Then the right. My nose was bleeding. She punched me in the stomach winding me. She dropped to her knees. Grabbed my balls with one hand. I was slumped over her back. I couldn't fall or escape. She then punched my balls, continually. I lost track of how long or how many. When she stopped. I lay on the floor for hours unable to move. I was now free of my chains but the only change was that Karen had become even more dominant.
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Silber Balls
GAY, TESTICLES
Frank gets silver balls
On high school people cald me mr. big nut, because of my giant nuts. I love wearing speedo´s so everybody could see my buldge and I had a lot of pleasure of it. After my graduation I went to Europe for holidays. One day I was in Italy in a train. Wearing tight jeans and a white thong. In the train a georgeous Italian guy saw that. He started talking with me while looking at my crotch. He asked if I would like to spent some days in his castle. That would be fun.... When we arrived at the castle I saw a nice pool. In the pool there where a few very beautiful guys playing. I loves the sight. Than I realised that one man was naked and the other were not. Nearly all the men were wearing thongs, but it were women thongs, they didn´t have a buldge... The moment they saw me they started yelling and the took the naked men who still had his penis and nuts inside. I did not understand wat was happening. The Italian guy, Antonio, took me insede to his bedroom and we had great sex. Then he said, from now on you will be naked. I said OK, but I did not understand why. A diner time everybody was very excited, the eight boys with their flac crotch and the Italian guy were ready to eat, I was the only naked. Then the salade was served, it contained also peaces of meat. I had to stand up. The Italian started to jerk me off so that my sperm would be the sauce on the saladed. I loved the sight of these beautifull guys eeting the salade with my cum. Then the guys told me what was happening. Every new guy had the stay naked and give his juice every night for the salade. The day a new guy arrives, as I did today, the naked guy of that time would loose his balls and penis and everybody would eat it in the salade. So that would be my fate once... We had a lot of fun in the castle. I fucked all the castrated boys and the Italian and every night I made the salade. One day a docter arrived. He started to measure my giant nuts, I did not understand why. I feared the day the Italian would bring a new beautiful boy... One day it happened. The took me to the surgery room. I was allowed to jerk off for the last time and then.. I saw three silver balls, two smaller ones and one bigger one. The Italian giy said that it would be a pitty to loose these giant nuts. Therefor he had a new idea. The docter opened my scrotum and took my balls. He put each of them in a silver ball and put these two balls in the large ball. Than he put the large ball bac in my sac. I did not no what happened. Then he made a reroute for my uretha and he put a round silver thing in my penis, through the reroute and back, my penis was now around my sac. My balls were a rattle now. That night the new gay give his cum for the salade, but this time there was no meat. * * *
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Peronal Injury
TESTICLES, MINOR
Phil has a model railroad, its his one and only artistic joy.
` Ever since he was a little knub Phil loved to watch trains. As he grew up Phil's father got him interested in model railroading. ` Over time the modeling grew into a huge layout of tracks, mountains, buildings and scenery like that he remembered from a trip out West. As Phil graduated high school his classmates would taunt him about playing with choochoo's. Yet as he had matured so also did his looks. A fine form of a young man was Phil. Broad shoulders, a good 6'6" tall he worked his summer vacation as a brick tender. Strong and handsome he became to where the ladies looked on him as one real prize. Yet his real love was those trains. So it happened one terrible day when a switch operating machine placed under the train table malfunctioned. Phil crawled under the table looking at the problem. It should of been replaced but that incurred a lot of fine detailed fumbling and work. The problem could be fixed by soldering the broken part. Crawling back out from the confines below the train table he went and got his soldering gun and a roll of quick melting solder. Again he crawled under the train table below the switching yard to fix the switch machine that changed directions above of the flow of cars in the yard. The soldering gun was clicked on and he held the trigger on making the point glow bright red, and hot. A touch of the solder to the gun's red tip coated the tip with the silver solder making for a better conveience of the heat into the broken part. Try after try but the part would not accept the solder. Phil was getting a little nervous with each try as building up on the hot tip was now a fair sized drip of 750 degrees F solder. Like in slow motion he watched the dip suddenly build and then snip its attachment to the solder gun's hot tip. Down it fell this burning hot drip of solder, it was liquid metal and Phil laying there was going to get burned. Always dressed as Mister casual Phil was today working downstairs in a T-shirt and shorts. Barefoot he was always warned by his Mother to put on shoes less he step on a nail. Splat ! The hot drip of solder his the shorts burning through the thin cloth like a knife going through butter. Phil's most horrid thoughts at that moment were realized as the searing blob of hot metal fell and then hitting the bare skin spread out into a postage stamp size puddle. Hitting his penis right on the knob it burned making Phil scream and jump up. Up went his head in the confines of that small space. The table's wood bottom not giving an inch held its place in space and time. WHAM ! Phil slammed his forehead into the table as the searing hot soldering gun fell from his hand. Insult to injury as the gun fell from just above and where the solder dripped down to, it fell down also. Dazed from hitting his head with such force Phil screamed of pain as the still very hot soldering gun fell and hit his groin. The red hot tip burning a bigger hole in through the shorts took to searing the skin of his testicles. Again Phil jumped and slammed his head into the table under side. Dazed first time, he was out cold this second time. The extremely hot soldering gun took to burning into the skin covering Phil's testicles. It had become so hot that even with blood now ozzing from the wound is sizzled making a horrid smelling smoke. Phil's father was not far away and the smell of burning skin and blood sent him down the stairs to the train room. A day later as Phil lay sedated in the hospital his Father was asking the Doctor about the injury. "Phil's sex life is now a part of history!" said the Doctor. "Not only did the soldering gun burn the skin but it also entered one testicle rendering it's function so badly we removed it. The solder seared a burn on the tip of his penis making it now appear almost flat on the end. I suspect he will have a lot of residual pain for some time to come. This pain like those of people after surgery would induce quite a lot of pain when or during sexual intercourse. I think he'll have to play trains to have any real joy in life!" suggested the Doctor. * * *
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2nd revolution
STRAIGHT, PENECTOMY, TESTICLES
Female Supremacy, the future!?
The Future: The 2nd Revolution. =============================== All men at this point in time are kept as domestic pets. They wear implants in their genitals which give their owner full control over their penis and testicles via a remote control unit. The unit controls pain, sensitivity, erections, ejaculations. The unit also contols a laser implanted in the genitals for the ultimate deterrant, the ability to seperate the man from his manhood with the press of a button. Women use men as they feel fit. Some sexually, some as house maids, fashion accessories, you name it. Household robots however are far more effective at domestic chores and some think at sex too. After all, women always have another woman as an equal partner and then a pet man. Its becoming quite fashionable in some parts not to have a pet man. A group of extremist women, called TrueFem, in the shires have been calling for the removal of men from the home, as they are useless foul and dirty animals. They should be resigned to farms and farmed for sperm, and made into fertilizer. Their genitals can make real dildos, speciality meats or jewelry items. This group was considered to be eccentric and harmless. On Friday the 4th June, something shocking took place. 100,000 males within a 1 mile radius of the centre of London had their genitals severed by their devices. This was not done by their owners but by the TrueFem group. They had worked out how to broadcast the severe message to multiple devices simultaneously. They then broadcast their message..."We will increase our radius and gradually desex every male in the country if you dont comply to our demands. You have seen we have the technology, to fulfil our threat. We want all males, to be collected and delivered to our farm complexes by tomorrow evening 7pm, they will be safe there, any males not there will be severed. All males from now on will be kept on farms as Live Stock." And so men lost their status as domestic animals and became live stock within a day of the start of the 2nd revolution. This was without doubt the most successful revolution ever. Today no-one ever remembers males around the home. We merely go to the hospital for insemination from sperm, purchase man products such as dildos, testicle sushi, penis roast, testicle earrings. We can take our children and see those strange creatures plugged into the sperm milking machines, eating and cumming, waiting their turn to be processed into something useful. * * *
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The Stable Boy
The Stable Boy. =============== Back in 1955, I took a job in a stables. My duties included mucking out the stables, grooming the horses and preparing them for riding. I learnt the job fairly quickly, there was nothing intellectually demanding. I must admit I did do some aspects of the job fairly slopily. I was a carefree 20 year old. I was more interested in chatting to the young ladies who frequented the stables. After 2 weeks of easy employment. I was given the duty to groom Lady Petherington's horse, saddle it up and take it to her. The Lady was in her mid-40s and looked a harsh lady. I handed her the reins to her horse and she mounted. The saddle slipped. "I'm sorry, I mustn't have tightened it properly". I set to tightening the saddle. On completion, I looked up at her for thanks. I looked into her stern face. She kicked me in the face. My nose was bleeding. She dismounted. She handed me a handkerchief. I took it to mop up my nose bleed. She kicked me in the balls. I fell to my knees. She picked up her riding crop and whipped me, continuously. On the neck, chest, sides, stomach. I eventually just fell to the floor, and just rolled around, pain hitting me from every part of my torsoe. While writhing in pain, she pulled off my trousers and under-pants and dragged me into the centre of the stable by my ankles. My head was tilted backwards as I was being dragged. Most of the young girls I chatted to, were watching. "Help", I screamed. There was just laughter and a few girls waved. I was in the middle of the stable. The lady, tied my legs with a rope, tested it was secure and the girls watching hoisted. My weak, sore body was raised from the ground. The Lady approached me. My manhood was at her shoulder height. She cupped my balls in her hand. She spoke. "You have been very poor in your duties. You must be punished.". One of the girl's passed her a knife. I screamed as she took the knife to my balls. She teased them for a few seconds. I screamed again as felt the cold steel of her knife, severe the soft skin of my scrotum. Then they were gone. She knelt down before me showing me my balls and said "If you want to keep your cock, then your behaviour must improve. From now on you will work naked so everyone can see your punishment". She left and the girls lowered me down. Well, I've been working there ever since - 40 years. I a few weeks ago, I was faced with a choice. Either retire, and loose my cock with dignity or continue until I made a mistake and be punished. I decided to go with style. The Lady now in her 80s made a speach. Ever since the day she was forced to castrate me, my work had been impecible and it's with great honour, that I take my knife to this stable-hand's penis. To rounds of applause and a feeling of pride, the strict old lady cut off my penis. My neice, had great fun typing up my story. She and her partner have found somewhere on the NET to put - where like minded females such as my Lady and their undeserving slaves can read it.
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Replacement penis
PENECTOMY
Fantasy letter from a Urologic Nurse about how a eunuchpenis is removed and replaced with a silicone penis.
Dear Jamie, Thank you for your inquiry. The surgery you are interested in is called “Penile Replantation Surgery (PRS).” Few urologists perform this surgery; Dr. Hamstadd is the lone certified urologist in Pennsylvania, Delaware, New Jersey, and Virginia. This surgery is offered to eunuchs but is especially needful for those who become impotent or who suffer from severe penis retraction. Severe retraction is determined when the eunuch penis fails to hang outside of the body on its own or if weights must be continually used to prevent retraction. Retraction can be aggravated by insufficient sexual activity, though not always. In your case James, it sounds as though your penis retracts even with the use of daily weights. I believe that you are a good candidate for PRS. However, Dr. Hamstadd will need to examine you first to ensure that no other medical problem is present. This surgery will provide you with new sensations to the glans or tip of your penis. You will experience sexual feeling, though you will not climax or achieve a penile orgasm because you are castrated. Most eunuchs who have PRS look forward to sexual relations again because they believe they can better satisfy their spouse or girlfriend. Our statistics confirm that sexual satisfaction for women is higher if the eunuch has had PRS. Dr. Hamstadd has successfully performed over 500 of these surgeries to date and though two men have asked to have the surgery reversed, all the other eunuchs are well pleased with the results and so are there wives or girlfriends. Now for the surgical facts: Your penis will be measured prior to surgery and you or your wife can choose the dimensions of the silicone replacement penis. Typically, the silicone replacement penis can exceed the original penis dimensions by two inches in length and 1 inch in girth. If your original penis measured 6 inches with a girth of 4, you will most likely be fitted with a penis that measures 8 inches in length and 5 inches in girth. That’s because the skin of the penis is pliable and stretchable. The skin is all that is used because PRS will involve the removal of your penis. As with most eunuchs, this probably will not bother you, since you have already become detached from your penis. You are more interested in pleasing your wife, which is typical of a true eunuch. However, you need to understand the extent of the surgery and what it entails. Once you are sedated, Dr. Hamstadd will make a two inch incision in just the skin of your penis, at the base of protrusion from your body. The skin of your penis is left intact along with the nerve endings. Dr. Hamstadd will carefully preserve the nerve endings, which will be bundled and pushed into the glans or tip of your penis near the end of the surgery. She will then clamp, dissect, and excise your penis,cutting it free from your body. Your dissected penis is pulled away from the skin, so that the skin of your penis is inside out. Dr. Hamstadd will then remove your dissected/excised penis. Since it is a body part, it must be placed in the medical waste. (New laws forbid the transportation of human body parts. Do not ask to take it home with you). The nerves are then stretched up to your denuded penis tip or glans and sewn fast. A silicone replacement penis is then moved into place; the skin of your penis is slowly pulled over the silicone penis. Once satisfied, Dr. Hamstadd will close the incision and you will be on your way. The operation takes approximately 1 hour. Your new penis will hang downward making it largely unnoticeable. It will feel large and heavy at first. It will take awhile to get accustomed to it. You should experience sensation in the tip soon after the anesthesia wears off. Complete healing takes approximately three to four weeks. Then your new penis can be used for intercourse, but it should be used gently with care. In answer to your question, I can send you a typical silicone replacement penis for you to examine. The cost is $10.00, plus shipping. You will be able to get a sense of what it will feel like to own one of these penises. These silicone replacement penises come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and colors. Since the skin can conform to the shape, you can choose from a large selection. The one I send you may not be the size that best fits you. Jallen Paltow, Urologic Nurse * * *
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Truth Stranger than Fiction
STRAIGHT, PENECTOMY, Other:
Sometimes the darker fantasies of the mind spill over intoreality, in these cases based upon it. They can be stranger than fiction and more fascinating.
Even the mention of Lorena Bobbitt, and subsequent efforts to reassert male primacy through phallic imagery, sometimes emerged in unexpected places. Ann Risley Strawn recounted the following incident: "Our Cub Scout Pack was having a cook-out. I walked up to the serving table and noticed that my friend Betsy was holding a steak knife in one hand and an uncooked hot dog in the other, at which point I inquired if this was the Lorena Bobbitt Invitational Barbecue. The conversation continued as we conjured up the idea for a Bobbitt Wiener Toss and a Memory Skills Test (you have to remember where it landed, of course). We noticed that suddenly the men were all looking quite uncomfortable about these uncooked hot dogs and their proximity to the knife-wielding wives and mothers. The best moment was looking at the campfire and seeing fifteen men and boys peacefully roasting their 'wienies' (the term used by the scouts)--but we noticed that they had placed the hot dogs the long way on the sticks, rather the standard cross-way mode. We thought it was a rather poignant ending to a humorous situation." Just the mention of Lorena Bobbitt made some men nervous. As one journalist commented, "It serves, first and most frighteningly, as a man's scariest fantasy of Feminine Revenge, worse than any plot of Lysistrata" ("Ballad" A20). Editorial cartoonist Mike Luckovich captured this feeling in his depiction of "Thanksgiving at the Bobbitts," in which a woman raises a carving knife in the air, and the men and boys hide under the table in terror. The woman in the cartoon is faceless, she is everywoman-- neither young nor shapely, and she appears in a traditional domestic role. With this image in mind, people joked that after the Bobbitt incident, men were less likely to insist that women belong in the kitchen or quipped that millions of men had suddenly taken to sleeping on their stomachs.
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Just a Placeholder
Wednesday, October 27, 2004.
` **Today, our beloved Founder - Bboy - aka Bryan - passed away after an unexpected illness. There are no words to say to someone who grieves.Ý There are no words in reply from the grieving.Ý At least, none that make sense. As a "moment of silence", if you will, no stories will be accepted nor posted on October 28, tomorrow, forÝa period long enough for the EA server to clear. I would like for the day to remain blank. Thank you. Paolo Story Editor/Moderator The Eunuch Archive- Founded by Bboy. Lovingly carried on by his friends. * * * **`
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Diary of a Broken Jock Part 2 [G]
` # Diary of a Broken Jock Part 2 By: ANONYMOUS (mail will go to the Eunuch Archive) ([[email protected]](http://web.archive.org/web/20080628052127/mailto:[email protected])) Post [ feedback](http://web.archive.org/web/20080628052127/file:///C:/My%20Documents/archive/archive1/feedback.htm) for this author or review this story for Archive readers. [GAY] [TESTICLES] Other: Jake is helpless as his left nut is removed * * * ` [A - H](http://web.archive.org/web/20080628052127/file:///C:/My%20Documents/archive/archive1/alpha1.html) [I - P](http://web.archive.org/web/20080628052127/file:///C:/My%20Documents/archive/archive1/alpha2.html) [Q - Z](http://web.archive.org/web/20080628052127/file:///C:/My%20Documents/archive/archive1/alpha3.html) [Newest Files](http://web.archive.org/web/20080628052127/file:///C:/My%20Documents/archive/archive1/newfiles.html) * * * Diary of a Broken Jock Part 2 I woke up again, this time in less of a haze. I looked towards Jer. It hadn't been a bad dream. He really did have tits. Now, there were pumps attached to each of his nipples. He was awake too. "We got to get loose, Jer." I said. "I can hardly move, Jake", he answered. "My chest is fucking sore, these things are sucking my nipples, man. I hurt real bad." I struggled but only succeeded in tiring myself out. I kept looking at my friends hairy chest, his tits were huge, like some porn chicks. What kind of sicko could do this to a dude? I soon got the answer to my question. The door opened. The doctor walked in. "How are you doing, gentlemen?" he asked. He was in his 40's, short, balding, out of shape. I looked at him in disgust. He walked over to Jeremy. He removed one of the nipple sucking devices. I heard a plop and Jer's sharp intake of breath. "Did you enjoy my wifes breasts?" the doctor asked Jeremy. "Now you have your own to look at. Nice, lovely, hairy breasts. Are they big enough? Would you like another set right below these? Or maybe you'd like a set on your back?" I began cussing, screaming, struggling. The doctor just laughed. He put a gloved covered hand on Jer's cock. "You placed this inside my wife. It's rather large. Your a very handsome male, or you were before you got your breasts. Now you are a freak. You seemed to enjoy my wifes cunt so much, I am going to give you one of your very own." The doctor walked towards me. "I am going to make your friend over there even more freakish. I am going to split his dick open, invert it, modify it. I am going to convert his over used penis into a large inviting cunt. I am going to place his testicals inside his body. He will have a cunt them produces sperm when he climaxes. I am literally going to turn his penis inside out and make a lovely tunnel, a passage that he will need to fill in order to ever get sexual relief." He grabbed my cock. "Your not well endowed like your friend. Your penis is just average. And your testicals? Hmmm, they are average too." He held my nuts in his hand as he said this. The door opened again. Two large guys walked in. I got the impression of Hitlers perfect race as I looked at the two huge goons. "Place his legs in the stirrups" the doctor said. I tried to kick as they followed the doctors orders. It was useless. One of the goons truned a crank on the table that Jer was strapped too. The table moved upright forcing Jer into a sitting position. His tits looked even larger. The goon moved the table so that Jer was staring right between my legs. The other goon was pushing a smaller table filled with surgical tools over by my side. The doctor put on a fresh pair of gloves. I watched in horror as he washed my nut sack with alcohol. I screamed as the surgical blade cut into my nut sack. I was crying as he pulled my left nut out of the sack. I watched as he cut it off. He was silent as he tied the cords, and stiched up the sack. I felt pain, I could feel the needle going in and out of the sack. He walked over to Jeremy. "You are going to fuck your friend in his asshole just as you fucked my wife. If you don't, I will remove his remaining testical. And my guards will fuck him. " My table was adjusted, my asshole was exposed. I watched in pain as Jer was unstrapped. Part 3 soon [Return To The Eunuch Archive](http://web.archive.org/web/20080628052127/http://www.bmeworld.com/eunuch/index2.htm)
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Slavepig's Castration
NULLIFICATION
Filming of a master and slave
I met Craig and his sub slave through an internet ad. Craig was looking for someone to film his sub's torture sessions and humiliation. It was to be a documentary of sorts. Basically I would just roll the camera and follow Craig around the big house.. He was mid 40's balding hairy with a muscular body and very masculine. He would wear a leather mask whenever I filmed. The sessions all took place in the soundproofed basement. The slave was mid 30s mostly smooth with a slim muscular body. Very good looking model type features.He apparently was kept in a prison cell like 12 by 12 cage that was in the basement. When I first saw him he was in leg shackles and cuffed to the bars. He looked scared but resigned to his fate. That first time was an experience for me. I filmed as Craig took the slave from the cage and attached him to shackles that had been suspended from the ceiling. Once he was secure Craig had access to the slave from both sides. He then proceeded to flog and beat the slave's butt and back with various instruments for over an hour. There was a belt to start with then various whips of length and thickness.The slave was screaming at the top of his lungs after a while begging Craig to stop but that only seemed to fuel Craig's intensity. Finally Craig told the slave to shut the hell up and stuffed a gag in his mouth. He took out a huge bullwhip and went to town on the slave. After a short break the beatings began again but this time the concentration was on the slave's front side. I never saw a guy whip a guy in the front but Craig did just that. When he was done he released the slave who crumpled in a heap. He then was dragged back in his cell still with the gag in his mouth and the cell was locked.That was the filming for the night.Craig said the title for the first film would be called SlavePigs Beating. A week later I heard from Craig again and told to come by.The slave was taken from the cage and tied face up spreadeagled on a bed in the basement. This time the slave had a hood on. The cameras rolled and Craig lit up a very big thick round cigar.He sat in a chair at the foot of the bed and started slapping the slave's cock and balls. Slowly at first but increasing in intensity. It went on for 20 minutes at least. The slave was screaming but the sounds were all muffled. The slapping then became a fist. Craig pounded the slave's cock and balls over and over and over. Craig said "Your cock and balls are disgusting. They need to be tortured and maimed." I kept rolling as Craig continued his assault. Finally he took a big hit of poppers. Uhoh I thought what now? Craig then took the cigar and put it directly on the slaves nuts one at a time leaving the cigar on them for 3-5 seconds at a time.He kept repeating the process.He then went for the cock and actually slid the cigar up and down the shaft and then directly on to the head. After a long time the torture finally stopped. The slaves organs looked purplish and were beginning to swell up. Craig untied his victim and again dragged him back to the cage where he threw him in. He told me the title for the new film would be Slavepigs Beatings Part 2. This went on over the course of a few weeks. Each time would be new tortures. There was one time when needles were inserted into the slaves piss hole and through his balls. Another when the slave was kicked repeatedly in the nuts. Each time Craig would be smoking a big cigar telling the slave what a worthless piece of shit he was and how the sight of his cock and balls disgusted him. And more flogging,whipping. There were 8 films at the time all with the title Slavepigs beatings 1,2 etc. Then the other night Craig told me there would be only 2 more films to shoot. I went over and the slave was already tied to a post.His cock and balls were almost bright red.He had welts and bruises all over his body.Craig told me to start rolling. he then asked the slave "What would you like to do tonight slave?" and the slave spoke for the first time.."Take my balls Sir". Craig told the slave to beg for it and he actually did. "Why do you want them off slave?""Because they are worthless and useless Sir and I dont deserve to have them".I rolled then as Craig duct taped the slave's mouth shut and placed a hood over his head. Craig then took out these banding devices and over the next hour applied four of them onto the slaves balls.The muffled screams continued as Craig puffed on his cigar occasionally saying "getting there soon.The balls are getting darker and darker." Finally when he was satisfied he took the bands off.The balls looked dead. He then took a suture like metallic instrument and methodically cut and snipped until both balls were off and put on a plate. I was instructed to stop filming. Craig then started sewing up where the castration took place."we'll call that one SlavePigs Castration". Now Im at home waiting...one more film...Slavepigs penectomy I assume.Another week or two. * * *
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Susan's first castration
TESTICLES, MINOR
Susan\'s brother cuts her hair off as she sleps. She decides to make the punishment fit the crime.
` Susan was only eight, but proud of her bouncing pony tail. One day she and her brother Jack, who was twelve, had a silly argument. "I'll get you!!" snapped Jack, walking out of the room. ` Next morning, a snipping noise woke Susan. She saw Jack at the foot of her bed, holding a big pair of scisors in one hand, and Susan's severed ponytail in the other!! "N-n-n-n-noooo!!" shouted Susan. Jack laughed, and threw the ponytail into the fire. Their mother punished Jack.But Susan swore revenge. What could she do? Jack kept his hair low, so a secret haircut was not the answer. Then she thought, "I'll cut off that funny thing between his legs. That'll hurt." as an innocent little girl, Susan had no idea what "that thing" was. Next morning, Susan entered Jack's room carrying the same scissors he had used. She crept up to him, pulling his pjamas down. Jack didn't wake, He'd already started having erotic wet dreams, and this was just stoking his fantasy of having a woman pull his trousers down and giving him a blow job. Susan placed the scissors around his penis and testicles. Just then he awoke. "N-n-n-n-oooooooo!!" he screamed. Strangely, his penis went erect and broke free of the scissors. Deciding that she might at least do something before he could snatch the scissors away from her, Susan swiftly cut off Jack's scrotum. He collapsed, screaming. As Susan heard their Mum coming to the room, she threw Jack's scrotum and balls onto the fire. As their Mum saw what had happened, she burst into tears. "But Mum," said Susan, "they'll grow again, won't they? My hair will grow again, so won't they?" And so Susan's brother became her first eunuch. She was to develop an insatiable appetite for castrating men and boys. * * *
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Hijras Of India (news article)
India: Begging eunuchs of Bombay In Bombay and other big cities of India you come across groups of people called "Hijras" or "Chakkas". These are eunuchs, castrated between the ages of 10 and 15 years on supposedly religious grounds. You find then asking for alms near places of tourist interest, outside halls where weddings or naming ceremonies are taking place, and outside houses where there are newborn babies. The style of begging is very aggressive. In groups of three or four they confront individuals, clapping and making gestures with their fingers. Give them money and they will bless you and your family and pray for increased libido for you and for male heirs for your family. Refusal is followed by abuse, and obscene gestures, and some of them will lift their "petticoats", exposing their genitals and cursing. The Hijras live in communities. Why do they live like this? To find out we decided to ask them. We contacted Hijras begging at the traffic lights outside our hospital. It took two months of persuasion before they agreed to talk and to provide data. Individual interviews were refused but we were invited to their colony near Sionkoliwada in Bombay's slums and were allowed to conduct group interviews with 35 Hijras in groups of 3 or 4. Eventually, clinical photography was permitted by 5 of them, for a sum of 200 rupees. The Hijras were between 20 and 45 years old. Almost all of them had been sold by their poverty-stricken parents or kidnapped as children. Subsequently they were castrated, including a penectomy, without anaesthesia. We were told that many children died from complications such as sepsis or haemorrhage. Most came from Tamil Nadu, but many of the Tamil speakers could speak and understand Hindi. They lived in small huts in Sionkoliwada and got along well with their neighbours in the slums. They had no source of income other than alms, and theirs was a hand-to-mouth existence. Alcohol abuse and drugs (hashish) were common. They were very much against the idea of seeking medical care from our hospital, which they knew was attached to a medical college, and only accident cases were taken to a public hospital. They feared intrusion into their privacy by the inquisitive junior doctors in hospitals. They followed the Hindu religion but had a goddess of their own--a reincarnation of Durga, perched on a rooster, called "Bahucharaji Devimaa". PAGE 3 The Lancet, January 4, 1992 As we gaind the confidence of the elders in the Hijra community, some broke down and said they were contemplating suicide because they did not want to go on living in this way. We learned that well-organised gangs kidnap children in poor areas of India or buy them from starving parents for as little as 30 rupees. The boys are then brought to the cities, castrated, and set up as beggars, who will be money-making machines for up to 40 years. These Mafia-type kidnap gangs thus exploit the religious sentiments and collective psyche of the Hindu community. They provide protection and living quarters for the Hijras, who in turn pass on a percentage of their earnings to the gang in charge of their area. At the age of 16-18 the Hijras do develop a desire for sexual activity, directed towards males. To satisfy this need they go and stay with other men in the neighbourhood who are living alone or whose wives are sick or away from home. They do all the household work and agree to receptive anal intercourse, from which they get sexual gratification. This desire diminishes with age, and by age 40-45 they stop indulging in such activities. In two of the men we examined clinically the perianal skin was scarred and thickened, suggesting a healed inflammatory condition. Some of the men described lesions that may have been anal condylomas. Although we suggested that all of them have free testing for HIV at our hospital none agreed to this. In parts of India today young boys are at risk of being kidnapped or sold and then forced to live a subhuman life as eunuchs. The authorities are aware of these activities and Indian newspapers have exposed these and other atrocities committed on poverty-stricken rural populations. But in a corruption-loaded society such as India's political protection sustains Mafia-style activities. Pressure from the medical community may succeed where publicity elsewhere has failed. The practice must be stopped and for those surviving victims rehabilitation should be offered, permitting life with some sort of dignity.
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Disco Dancer
GAY, TESTICLES
Searching for treasures in the big city filled with young, beautiful men.
I’d seen him before, perhaps on the street. He was beautiful, so perfect and young. Perhaps nineteen or twenty. I tried to catch his eye before but he smiled and walked on by. As though I never existed. But I saw him tonight. On the dance floor. An occasional glimpse amidst the sea of faces. Gyrating on the dance floor to the throbbing pulse of the music. I’d see his face and then it was gone. I pushed into the crowd of bodies and slowly worked my way towards the face. Nothing. I looked into the faces, searching for a sign. And then I saw him again. I pushed harder and wedged between the bodies, there he was. His body coming into and out of view between the endless bodies. Naked. Slithering to the music. Throwing his hips into the rhythm and spinning his torso with the beat and his hands folded neatly atop his head. Many wore no shirts, both boys and girls. But only a few were so bold or unashamed to be less scantily dressed. I pushed further until I brushed up against his side. I stared into his eyes with the hopes that he would notice but his eyes were glazed, staring into the distance. A constant smile on his lips as he bobbed his head with the music. Dusted. Probably on some party drug. I tried to capture his attention but he danced with no one in particular, just the crowd. I was able to step back for a second and catch a glimpse of his body. His slender body was perfectly tanned and muscled, with the most beautiful smooth legs. I watched as he gyrated, his testicles swinging heavily in the bottom of his hairless scrotum, bouncing from thigh to thigh. His penis had darker skin than his legs and the purplish head was large and protruded from the wrinkled skin. He looked so wonderful. I pressed forward but he was gone. Drifting between the bodies. I danced towards the back of his head and then I was at his rear. I slowly ran my hands down his backside and onto his buttock, circling each check with my hands and then slowly circling upwards onto his chest. He leaned back, his smiling face pointed towards the sky. He continued to gyrate and sway to the music. I stroked his biceps and his head came to rest on my shoulder. Smiling into the sky. I was in heaven! He turned and faced me, but didn’t seem to see me with his spaced out eyes. The crowd pushed us together and his genitals were pushed onto my knee as our bodies meet. For a split second his face showed a trace of agony but it was quickly replaced by the slight smile. My hands reached between his crotch and encased his testicles but as quickly as we came together, we were pulled apart by the crowd. His testicles slid through my fingers like giant leathery eggs. I continue to dance with the hopes that I could feel his body again. Others sought the same pleasures and I struggled to mask my jealous rage against them. The songs drifted together and the faces in the crowd melted into one as the evening wore on. I’d catch glimpses of the boy’s face, always moving, always gone. I danced close enough to him to finally catch his left arm and I pulled it to draw him closer. He appeared to be indifferent as I drew him up to my chest. His eyes were closed to almost slits and his head bobbed almost too freely. I swayed with the timing of his body. I reached around and placed my hand on the small of his back and pulled his closer to my body. He grinded to the beat, his genitals scraping across my levis. I reached with my other hand and grabbed the base of his penis and slid my palm along it’s base. So thick and warm and heavy in my hand. The head of the penis feeling so enormous and smooth to the touch. I stroked it longingly, feeling the music come alive. I wanted to feel it’s strength in my hand as I caressed it slowly. I backed aware for a second to see my affect. Nothing. His penis continued to sway to the music, swinging flaccidly from thigh to thigh. I wanted him hard. I wanted his penis out of the way. I pressed back to his chest and pulled his body up towards mine. I stared into his smiling face, his eyes drifting across the room. I grabbed his hairless scrotum and circled his heavy testicles with my fore fingers and I pulled his orbs down and away from his body. Nothing. His arms fluttered across his body and danced across his chest. For a brief second they caressed the sides of my arms but then they were gone. I brought my hand to my mouth and discretely spit into my palm. I reached between his legs and felt for the weight of his penis again. The skin felt so satiny and smooth. I worked the head of the penis across the palm of my hand, letting the saliva lubricate the loose skin gathered around the glands. I felt like coming. Nothing. Still soft. His eyes, so dreamy and spacey. The stubble on his chin made his look even younger. Not yet a man. I popped the blade open. We danced between the bodies. A sea of flesh where sounds didn’t exist under the beating of the speakers. Our bodies met again and I slowly reached for his genitals. His testicles were hanging so low, like bagged fruit hanging from a tree. I grasped his scrotum firmly in my hand, his penis draped across my wrist. I looked into his face for any sign and he smiled back at no one in return. I brought the blade up and made three quick pulling actions. For a brief second his face contorted into a mask of pain and I thought that he might scream. And then he was free. Still dancing and gyrating to the music. Arms, swaying and floating with the beat. I started to drift back and away. Through the crowd, I saw his thighs, looking even tanner with the scarlet speckles of blood on them. Between them, his penis finally jutted from his body at a sharp angle, fully engorged. What looked like a long, bloody string of sperm strung from the tip of his cock. His penis looked so empty now, standing guard alone between his thighs. I finally stopped dancing when I’d reached the edge of the floor. I squeezed my fingers, caressing my treasure. So warm and soft in my hand. My eyes closed in pleasure as I felt the prizes shift inside. I stepped out into the night air and began to walk among the evening crowd. Some looked into my face, probably wondering what stories I had to tell. Continuing to pinch the edges of the skin, I brought my new treasure to my lips and kissed it lightly, as a shocked woman’s face floated by. I stepped down to the awaiting subway. On the way home, I saw the most beautiful young man with the warmest smile and dazzling eyes … * * *
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Future Surgeon
NULLIFICATION
What will the future be like? Here's a view.
The surgeon, a very old man with a slight bend to his back, shuffled into the white-walled operating room. He wore a white cotton, quilted tunic that buttoned on one side with loops around the buttons, loose white pants, and a fashionable pair of white sneakers. The top of his head was a pink, shiny dome with the occasional "age spot" here and there. His pure white hair flowed out around his head, in a careless, wispy fashion. He shuffled over to the bedside of a man lying on an ordinary looking hospital bed, with a white sheet pulled up to his neck. The man looked at him as if he was confused. The surgeon spoke, "Good morning Mr. Sprague. I see you've had your anesthetic. Everything is all set, you're going to be fine, Sir. Let's get started. Remove the sheet from the patient. Now, let's have a look at your arm. One, two, three hard bumps under the skin; all your medication is in place. Good. Your genital region has been thoroughly depilated. That's good. Let's have the leg supports in place bedside, that's right. Be sure they're locked securely. Good. Ready to lift his legs? All right then, lift up, and over, right over now. You will experience some discomfort, Sir, as you are bent back. That's right, bend him back, legs right over the top of his head. Take that pillow out from under his head now. Careful with his neck. All right, he's fine that way. Secure his legs down in the supports. Make those straps snug now, he may struggle reflexively a bit when we begin cutting . . . and how are you Sir? Don't try to speak, the anesthetic won't let you sound intelligible anyway. It's funny that way. The position may seem awkward to you, and even dangerous or frightening, but we' ve neutered thousands of fellows in this position, and we've found that it actually improves their spinal health. I hope you don't feel silly with your ass up in the air like this, but we're all professionals here, and we'll do away with your genitals much easier this way. Hand me down the hose. Thank you. You see Sir, this large, white hose that runs up to the ceiling has all the surgical equipment inside it to do the job. This probe that extends down from the side of the hose, goes into your anus to locate, and stabilize the hose, and helps to monitor the operation. You will feel it inflate inside you to keep itself in place. I'll start the probe into your anus . . . vacuum on the hose now please. Genitals entering the hose under suction, probe entering the anus. So much easier than years ago. You will feel the catheter entering your penis, Sir, the new anesthetic only affects the sensation of pain itself, so you will feel everything else. There, all in. Arm the machine please, and, activate -- now. You'll feel a tug on your organs, Sir, as they come off. There, the indicator shows they're off . . . now cautery . . . cautery . . . hmm, a bit more than I expected, but duly noted. All done. Autoretract the hose please, and . . . perfect! Perfect job. Catheter is flush with the wound, looks just right. Congratulations, Sir, you are now a full eunuch, and entitled to all the tax and other priveleges thereof. Congratulations! Please be sure to stop at billing on your way out, and have a nice day."
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My Eighteenth Birthday Present
TESTICLES
Went on a holiday and got castrated becuse I was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
I was born on the 26th December 1942. This was always a sore point as I got the one present for my Christmas and my Birthday. In 1959 two mates and myself decided to go on a camping trip to an isolated beach. The beach was called Turtle Cove, because at the peak tides green backed turtles would come up above the high tide mark to lay eggs. We arrived at the beach in an old utility on the 24th December and set up a tent. All went well for two days, but on the 26th, which was a Saturday, I decided to have a look for turtles. King tide was at 12.10 a.m. so I had a bit of a sleep and then went looking. I started at about 11.00 p.m. and after about an hour and a half I heard this grunting sound, and there was a turtle about 1.2 metres long coming up the beach. She came up over the high tide mark then moved back a couple of times,then finally decided on a spot to lay eggs. I watched as she dug the sand to make a hole, then lay eggs. I was pretty excited and decided to go and tell my mates. I had about a five minute walk. I had just gone a short distance in the moonlight when someone shouted at me to stop. I felt a bit uneasy, and this feeling got worse when another fellow started shouting at me. I got frightened and started to run back to the tent. I ran for a hundred yards or so when a fairly big fellow came out and punched me. I was quite dizzy when they grabbed me and carried me to a caravan with a lean-to. They took me inside and there was this young girl all distressed and crying. As soon as she saw me she started pointing and yelling and saying something in a foreign language. The three men holding me started talking and yelling in a foreign language. Then they dragged me over a table, ripped my pants down and castrated me. They carried me out and dumped me under a tree out near the beach. I passed out, then woke about 5.00 a.m. covered in blood, and feeling very cold and weak. I manaaged to stagger back to the tent and woke my mates. They decided to take me to the nearest town to the ambulance. We had come in an old utility and it wouldn't start. After about an hour of trying they eventually got it going. It was a three hour trip to the nearest town and when we got there the local ambulance man was on holidays and the police station was unmanned because the policeman was on holidays. It was a five hour drive to the next largest town. By this time I didn't really have any interest in what was happening. I ended up in a very efficient hospital, and the next day I was interviewed by the police. It was a bit annoying, because I got the impression that the police thought it was a bit of a joke and I deserved what I got. About a week later they took me back to the beach to try to find the people who did it but there was no trace of them. About three months later there was a rape at the same beach, and the cuprit was caught immediately. He then confessed to the police that he had raped a girl three months previously, and took them to the spot where I had been castrated. The police then came with a vengance and asked me all sorts of questions in an effort to fine the culprits, but it was too late. The rapist got seven years with a parole period after four and a half years. I got a life sentence on my eithteenth birthday.
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Guard Dog on Duty
GAY, TESTICLES
A chance meeting at a leather bar leads to a unique castration.
` Guard Dog on Duty ` by Allen Baker During our first talk when I met him at the bar, John told me he had a mixed breed dog at home. I stood a step below this burly, leather-clad top as he keyed open the door to his three-story brownstone. The sign in the window read "Guard Dog on Duty". The rasping sound of the key in the door lock attracted the beast's attention. The scurrying sound of paws on bare wood floor accompanied the howling and growling of a beast inside. The noise was low and intensely deep and resonant. I expected a big beast, but what pounded on his master was a total shock. This was definitely a dog. But a man-made one. A man-dog in the bondage/slave leather tradition of the term. An enslaved captive with no other purpose than to satisfy his master. Worship his master. Obey his master. As a submissive, I had experience in such play, but this was different. This wasn't play. This was for keeps. The boy/dog's face was youthful and full of devotion as it lapped at the master's palm in greeting. But it had been altered. The nose surgically reconfigured into a snout. The ears elongated and pointed. The body had been altered, too. I had read of such things, mostly fantasy, but had never expected to actually see it. The legs and arms had been amputated just below the knees and elbows. The stumps had been fitted with leather paws that sported carved bone claws. The dog had indeed been neutered as well. This was disconcerting to say the least. But the two features that freaked me most were the fur pelt and the tail. Some very talented, expensive surgeon had somehow equipped this mutt with a new hide of dark brown fur/hair that covered all but its face, stomach, and groin. And the tail was actually wagging in delight at having its master home. "Down, boy, down. This is Darwin. Well, boy, how do you greet our guest?" The boy/dog obediently sniffed then licked at my outstretched hand. Then he nuzzled in to give my crotch a friendly sniff. Then he sat back on his haunches and beat his tail loudly against the floor and panted in a friendly manner. His tongue lulled out the side of his elongated mouth. His canines had been augmented in length, and all the teeth had been shaped to points. I just stared at the surgically modified tongue. It hung a good five inches over the side of his chin. It pulsed with the mutts panting and dripped a puddle of dog drool onto the floor. I'm sure I must have given a very impolite gawk, but it's not every day that one sees the like of this. John laughed at my response. "He definitely has that effect on people the first time. He's really quite tame, unless provoked or unless I order him to attack. Ok, boy, I'll come feed you." Quick as a flash, the dog scampered down the hall and turned into an archway at the rear. "Come have a beer," John said over his shoulder as he led the way down the hall and into the kitchen. John handed me a beer and grabbed a large can from the cupboard. The whir of the can opener was attended by the pungent odor of dog food. The dog pranced impatiently as John emptied the contents into a dog dish. My stomach cramped a little as i watched the hound chow down on the noxious mixture. "Bet you're thirsty, too, boy." John picked up the other bowl from the floor and unzipped. Soon the pungent odor of liquid gold fought with the smell of the canned food. John set the slightly steaming bowl onto the floor. The dog greedily lapped at its master's fluid. John chatted about everyday things, but I hardly could concentrate. I was looking at his face, but my mental attention was on the creature at our feet. Soon its bowl was empty and he padded to the back door and whined. Without interrupting his monologue, John held the door open. The dog ran out into the small fenced-in area behind the house. Past John's shoulder, I could see it squat and shit. It turned and sniffed its own poop and then raced back into the kitchen. "Let's head down to my playroom." John patted my rump and scratched the dog behind the ears. "Ever been fucked by a dog?" "Ah, no," I stuttered, finding it disconcerting that John talked as if this were truly an animal with no higher intelligence or will of its own. But at the same time, I found myself being strangely aroused by this unique experience. At the bottom of the steps, John opened a padlocked room, and the dog skirted in ahead of him. It was an S/M's paradise dream!. Every instrument of torment and bondage conceivable hung from the pegboard walls. There were bondage tables and crosses in the center of the room along with a leather sling dangling from the ceiling. "Well, don't just stand there. Strip. I'm in charge in this room, and I expect obedience from both of you." I eagerly did as I was told, excited that the games were finally beginning. Master John, pushed me to my knees in front of his unzipped jeans. He hauled out his thickening meat and pushed it into my mouth. I saw him snap his fingers at the dog and point behind me. Suddenly, I felt a long tongue slobber across my left ass cheek. It labored along and across my crack to cover the right one, too. Then it slithered down the crack itself and I was suddenly moaning as Master's dick slid in and out of my throat. That tongue! That marvelous, long, talented tongue! I'd never felt the like of it. It rimmed and twisted and swirled. It curled and dipped. And finally insinuated its way inside. Deep inside. It felt like a rubbery, come-alive dildo. It explored the sides and depths of my inside. It poked and prodded and pushed at my prostate. I didn't touch myself, but a steady stream of pre-goo slithered out my piss slit and threaded its way to the floor. I hummed around the thick dick that stretched my mouth. I loved it. Master John pulled out and strapped me on my back on the table. He harnessed my ankles and tied them off far apart and pointed to ceiling. My exposed crotch and ass were at the edge of the table. He placed a platform on the floor at that end. "Hop up there boy." The dog obeyed. Then it stood on its hind legs and moved between my own. Its front paws landed on my shoulders about the time as its rigid dog dick arrowed into my asshole. We both yelped: me in pain and he in pleasure. It was wild to look up into that face surrounded by fur and feel the indentations its nails were making in my shoulder muscles. It lapped at my face, slobbered onto my nose and eyelids. It playfully nipped at my earlobe. And all the while kept up a steady pounding into my anal pleasure tube. Master John watched for a short time, then stepped behind the dog and nailed it with his hard dick. The dog yelped again, but only increased his fuck pace, impaling himself with his master's cock on each withdrawal from my ass. Soon, Master John withdrew and pulled the dog away with a yank on its collar. He pointed to a corner. "Sit!" The dog whimpered, but pulled its tail between its legs and obeyed. Master retied me face down over a low wooden frame. My knees were spread wide on the floor, and my ass and crotch were totally vulnerable. Master kneeled behind me and began to fuck my ass in earnest. He snapped his fingers again, and the dog quickly joined us. I was surprised to see it roll onto its back and slither under the frame. And then that fabulous tongue caressed my cock. It wrapped around it and jacked it. It bathed my balls with dog saliva. It was heaven. I was beginning to pant right along with the animal. "Well, boy, think we can come together? Getting close?" I couldn't answer other than to nod my head. "Good, cause I'm about ready to shoot. And watch that dog's cock. The only time he shoots is when I tell him he can suck on a guy's balls. Get ready, cause this is the ultimate experience of your life." He kept pumping and prodding my hot button deep inside. The dog's tongue lapped at my balls, and I felt them begin to pull up for a boiling climax. "Oh, now!" I shouted. "I'm there, I'm gonna shoot!" I began to spout and everything else happened really fast. My ass milked Master John. He began to roar. "Okay, boy, eat those nuts!" My cock lurched again as that hot canine mouth engulfed my sack and sucked my balls deep into its throat. I watched in fascination as a thick river of dog seed spouted out of the end of that hairy dick. And then I screamed as the dog did as ordered. Those sharpened teeth chomped down on my bag again and again until i felt it mauled totally free of my crotch. The dog wriggled away from me and sat up. I watched in shocked horror as it did its Master's bidding. It chewed and swallowed and did indeed eat my balls! * * *
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Castration Quickie Three
TESTICLES, TEASE
A rewrite of a fantasy sent me by a female penpal. \"Schoolgirls\" dancing in a circle. Snip! Snip!
` What a dream! I and a handful of my female friends, dressed like naughty schoolgirls-in bright white blouses and scandalously short skirts, our hair done up in pigtails-we danced in a circle around a handsome man. We giggled and laughed like little girls and touched ourselves and each other. ` The man wore only his birthday suit and he enjoyed our bouncing breasts and the occasional flash of panties or shaved pussy lips or bare buttocks. His cock had completely hardened when we began to sing: "Ring around the rosie, pockets full of posies, ashes, ashes, we all fall down." As we continued to dance, each woman took a turn dancing into the center of the circle to tease the man. She might pout her lips and fondle herself, or lift up her skirt and shimmy her hips or shake her ass. We all stripped as we danced, unbuttoning and discarding our blouses and skirts. He found our performance so engrossing that he didn't notice the light catching on our metal implements. Some of us wore daggers on our supple thighs. Others wore scissors hanging from our necks, dangling between our breasts. We continued to sing to the same melody, but the lyrics changed. Our sexy display must have so enchanted him that he didn't notice until it was too late. I could see a pearl of precum glistening on the pisshole of his handsome cock. I danced into the center of the circle and ran my finger along the shaft, gathering the clear drop on my finger. He shivered as I touched the bead to my tongue and savored the alkaline saltiness. The lyrics rang in my ears as I cuddled his scrotum in my palm: "Ring around the rosie, pockets full of posies . . ." His erection held his dick out the way. I gazed into his eyes and witnessed his expression change from bliss to terror as awareness struck him simultaneously with my scissors: "Snip one, snip two, no more nuts for you-hoo." The song rang sweet and true. * * *
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James' New Career, Part 1
PENECTOMY, TESTICLES, NULLIFICATION
James was out of luck and out of work until he saw a job for a security guard.&nbsp; The job was more than he ever expected.
For James, it started out as just another day but, then he remembered that it was the 10th anniversary of his new life. He would spend the rest of the day working the baths around dozens of beautiful women. And, for James it would be just another day at work. James had been a star college football player. He was 6'4" and about 250 pounds of muscle. Girls of all sizes, shapes and colors draped themselves all over him. He was a shoo-in for a big pro football contract. That all ended the day he injured his knee in practice. He got to keep his scholarship, but the idea of pro football was over. And, when his scholarship ran out a few months later, he was out. No money, no college degree and no real education. He had majored in sex, beer and football. Now, he had no future and little hope. That is until he saw an advertisement for an overseas security job. He went to the office for an interview. A middle eastern man behind the desk looked him up and down, then invited him to sit down. "The job requires guarding my employer's most valuable property. It has a five-year contract and pays $200,000 per year. During the contract term, you will work seven days a week and all of your needs will be taken care of. The money will be paid in a lump sum at the end, tax free." And, he could renew the contract if he wanted. It sounded like a good deal. When James pressed the man, all he got were vague answers about his duties. The only straight answer was: "We are paying a lot of money for your services. You will have to make great sacrifices in this job but the money may make them worth it to you." A million bucks, tax free for five years work, double that for 10. He could be financially set for life. James took the job and signed a long contract written in intelligible language. He would regret not reading it. After that, things happened quickly. Within days, he been given a physical and got his passport and visas. Then, he was in a first class seat on a flight to the middle east. He was met at the airport and driven in a Mercedes limousine into the desert. After a couple of hours, he saw a huge palace in the distance. A short time later, the limousine pulled through a gate and stopped. He was met by a tall black man in robes. "Welcome to our home," the man said. "Follow me inside and I will explain your duties." The interior of the palace was incredibly luxurious. There was marble everywhere. It was hout outside but the air conditioning made the inside almost uncomfortably cool. The place was designed to impress and it did. He followed the man into an office with a large desk. "I am Isaac, the chief black eunuch," the man said after offering James a seat. "It isn't often that we get an American volunteering to work for me, but I am glad to have you." "What!" James shouted. "I didn't volunteer to have my balls cut off. I signed on to guard the employer's most valuable property. I want out of here." Isaac looked at him for a minute. "First, you did volunteer to become a eunuch. It's in your contract. Second, you will be guarding his most valuable property, his harem. And, third, as you probably do not know, there are two kinds of eunuchs. There are white eunuchs who guard the outside of the palace and who act as servants and assistants to the sheik. They are just deballed to ensure their loyalty. And, they never enter the harem. You will see two at the entrance, but they never go inside. "Because you are black like me, you will work inside the harem. And, just like me and all other black eunuchs, you will be clean shaven. Everything is going to be removed," Isaac explained. James jumped out of his chair. "There's no fuckin' way I'm going to let you do that. I'm leaving," he shouted. "It's not so easy," Isaac said. "In this country, breach of contract with the sheik is a capital offense. He could have your head instead of your manhood removed if you refuse. And, if he decided to kick you out, it's a long, dry walk back to the city. By the way, if you don't have a ticket home, you will be arrested as a vagrant and tossed into jail until you buy one. You really don't have much of a choice, do you. It's your cock and balls or your head." As James was taking it all in, two large white men dressed in robes and carrying swords entered the room and stood, one on each side of the door. "Go with them, we may as well get the surgery over with now, don't you think?" Isaac remarked calmly. "After a while, you won't miss your package and after all, you agreed to if for $1 million. And, oh, yes, the guards with you are eunuchs. They just have something left to pass water" He walked out of the room with one guard in front and the other following him. They walked through several doors, then went down a plain corridor that was obviously for the staff, not the owner. Finally, they walked into a well-equipped medical clinic. For the first time, one of the guards spoke: "Go into the next room, take a shower and come back here," the man said in a thick east european accent. A few minutes later, James came out. He had a towel around his waist. One of the guards grabbed it. James stood naked. The reality of what was about to happen suddenly hit him. He was about to have his penis and balls cut off. "Yeah, it is a big step and it will be worse for you than it was for us. All we lost was our balls. When our contracts are up, we can take our $500,000 and get hormone treatment. For you, well, that's not a real option," the head guard said. "Now, lay down on the table." James didn't have a choice. He lay down and his arms were strapped to the table. Then, his legs were placed in stirrups and strapped in. His manhood was exposed and in the air. Then, a man in a white coat came in. "Relax. I am Dr. Saud. I was trained in the United States and I am a board certified urologist," he said. "Once, the death rate from this surgery was very high, but I've never lost a patient. It's fairly simple surgery." Dr. Saud sat on a stool and rolled it between James's legs. He began feeling James' balls and penis. I'll give you a local. The surgery requires several stitches and you will have a catheter for a few weeks while you heal but you should be fine. It does seem such a shame to cut off such a nice set but that's what I'm paid for," he said. "After a few months, you won't miss them. It will be like they were never there." The doctor then gave James a sedative that would relax him but he would stay awake. Within a few minutes, James was floating on a valium cloud. It was dreamy but he would remember everything. "For centuries, my predecessors just had the candidate held down, then they took everything with a single slice of a special blade. I think it was barbaric. Now, we do it painlessly," the doctor said. The doctor go a surgery set and injected James with a local. Within a few minutes, he was numb. Then, the doctor got to work. James felt some pulling but that was all. "First, we cut off the scrotum as far up as I can and sew it up," the doctor said to the guards. "It's the same surgery I did for you two last year." A few seconds later, James's balls and sack were in a metal tray. James could "feel" as much as hear the stitches. Then he saw the doctor had his penis in his hands. "We have to take it as close to the abdomen as possible. The sheik doesn't want even a nub left." With that, the doctor reached for a scalpel and began working. Suddenly, James knew. He had been neutered. But, because of the tranquilizer, it didn't seem real. It seemed like forever for the doctor to complete the surgery. After a while, it was over and a gurney was brought to the side of the table. James was released and slid onto the gurney. He was taken to a hospital room and put into bed and his hands were restrained. "It's so you won't mess with the bandages," the doctor said. For the first few days, James had his meals brought to him by an older woman nurse. She fed him, gave him sponge baths, changed his bandages and gave him valium. She never said a word and was careful that he didn't see himself while the bandages were changed. Twice a day, the doctor checked in. After a week, the doctor removed the bandages and catheter and let him out of bed. It was time for a first shower. James was still sore and a bit sleepy from the drugs as he walked to the shower. He lathered up and when he reached between his legs, the reality of the situation hit him. "It won't do you any good to dwell on what was," the doctor told James as he removed the stitches. "Concentrate on what can and will be." Within a couple of days, James started training for his new career: harem guard. * * *
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SouthAmeriCannibalism
WARNING, PENECTOMY, TESTICLES, EXTREME / DEATH / DISMEMBERMENT
Thanks to her “exposure” on eunuch.org, CB is now a contract journalist exclusively reporting “Lifestyles of the Richly Bizarre.” This preliminary dispatch comes from a top-shelf “pony farm” somewhere in the southern hemisphere
` * * * * * ` Coke is the export. Cocks are the import. * * * * * Twenty-four faces. Some smiling, some laughing, some grimacing, some contorted in so much fierce agony that only death can follow. In fact, all 24 faces are already dead. And their distinct and disturbing expressions are frozen for eternity. This, in a way then, is their immortality. They got this way because they wanted it this way. All 24 disembodied heads are preserved in taxidermic perfection. All expressions preserve the pinnacle of their erotic-toxic perfucktion. * * * * * I was blindfolded when first led into the teak-paneled chamber. I had been blindfolded ever since I boarded the private Lear out of Rio. I had no idea where I was, other than the ride was not long enough to have taken me out of the continent. Based on the demeanor of the demented who met me after my commercial flight from Toronto touched down, I assumed I was going to be spending some quality time with the cartel crowd. * * * * * Light, at last. It was a dark night outside, but the teak chamber was torch- lit throughout with flickering flames of fire. It had that real chamber-of-horrors look. Even before I caught sight of anything to be horrified about. The demented left the room and clanked the big door shut behind them. I noticed bars on the windows and I heard the door bolt slide locked, but I was not alone in this eerie cell. But I was the only one still alive. It was like the most expensive and ornate museum room I had ever been in. My 24 companions were magnificently displayed along the walls and counter-height tables. They were mounted on wood plaques with engraved gold labels. Each had a crystal clear glass dome as their see-through coffin. Each dome had a wooden knob on top, seeming to coax the viewer to lift the coffin lid for an even better view. Beneath each head was a closed wooden cabinet, but fronted in clear glass and made as richly tasteful as the rest of the chamber. I could see documents, photographs and videotapes in the cabinets. Some also had assorted body parts that had also received a taxidermist’s TLC. Hands. Nipples. Whole breasts. Cock heads. Testicle sacs. Whole cock-and-ball statues, and beautifully erect. If I still had one, my cock would have gone to permanent attention too. Even without a cock though, a feeling of arousal is still strong in a place like this. I took my time. The cabinets were not locked. I lifted every dome and examined every document. I noticed that there were plenty of empty domes and empty cabinets. I figured at least 48 more could join us at these head tables. I also noticed a darkened room off to the side, with a couple of comfortable chairs and a big HDTV. I watched every tape. I learned every story. I saw the bodies cum and the heads come off. I saw life come and go. I saw things other than heads come off. And usually before the life had come and gone. I saw the kinky taxidermists in action. I saw beautiful naked women in face masks carving and eating cocks and balls. I saw smiling naked men gladly having those cocks and balls wrapped tight at the bases so they could be cooked alive. Basted. Broiled. Boiled. Charcoal-roasted. Sometimes those beautiful non-boneless boner stakes were even burned at the stake. And the faces of the meat donors always began with a smile. And like I said before, many also ended with a smile, but the spectrum of preserved expression ranged from ultimate happiness to ultimate horror. Just the way they wanted it. Their signatures were on the documents. Their begging-for-torture voices were on tape. * * * * * It may have been hours, it may have been days, when the demented returned. Time was irrelevant, I had been so absorbed with the ghoulish stories and ghoulish souvenirs of my 24 new friends. I wasn’t tired and was glad to find it was party time. The rest of the mansion was just as ornate as the chamber, but it was a lot more lively. I was given a party menu. It listed available rooms with a full array of sex a la carte. I chose the roomful of naked black men with clean-shaven cocks that loved to be sucked. I was so hungry, I needed mouthfuls of cum. As I drained them and drank them, my own energy eventually drained and I needed sleep. One of the most beautiful of the black men escorted me to an elegant bedroom with a king-size four-poster prepped and ready for us to snuggle together. As he held me close, I felt his great cock harden again against my spooned bare ass. As I dozed into a blissful sleep, my lover du jour whispered in my ear. “For breakfast, my cock is yours. I chose you for my ultimate fantasy. It will be so wonderful to watch you cook and consume my huge cock and balls. With your help, my smiling face will be number 25.” * * * * * _CB will be back sometime with the rest of the story and the rest of the stories. _ * * *
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Rub You Down!
STRAIGHT
For Adult Entertainment only.<BR><BR>I love You and Happy Birthday to me!
` Dim the lights. Light the candles. Turn on the romantic music. Break out the oils... 'cause I'm about to RUB YOU DOWN! Humming softly to the music, I hold a bottle of oil just above the candle to deepen it's warmth. I look deeply into your eyes and return a teasing smile. Letting the oil run into my hands, and rubbing them together, I allow the friction to intensify the warmth of the oil, I lean forward to reach out with my heated touch and place my hands flat across your shoulders. Using only my thumbs I trace upward from shoulder blade to shoulder blade, then up the back of your neck. With small, tight circles I increase the pressure on your relaxing muscles. I can feel the tension drain from your body as you release first a sigh and then a soft moan. Working my hands in a downward spiral, I use the heels of my palms to tenderly massage your shoulders, then down the length of your spine. Your tender skin absorbs the oils. It is time to apply more - this time directly onto your back. You jump slightly as the warmth of the oil startles you... and then quickly return to the comfortable nest of the pillows resting beneath you. In time, your back is glistening with a combination of anticipatory perspiration and oil. I lean back, pull my hair from my face, and blow softly across your back, sending a sensual chill up your spine. My smile broadens as yet another soft moan escapes your lips. I pour more oil in the small of your back, and you shiver again. My hands move the oil over your cheeks, and between your thighs. You shiver again as my oily hands fondle your testicles. Your scrotum tightens and squirms and softly juggles your own nuts for you as I gently pull and tug and stretch your sack and fondle its tender contents. I re-oil, and concentrate on the back of your thighs. Slowly teasing my way back to the softly flexing jewel sack. I work it some more and the soft skin relaxes and stretches and now your 'boys' are resting on the side of the pillow well below your hips. I lean over, letting my hair tickle your thighs and blow on the 'boys.' They squirm and react and your nasty little scrotum tries to pull them back into your body. Yet the room is warm, and as I gently fondle and oil them again, they swing low, and I see that their one eyed companion is filling and pushing against the soft pillow. I reach under the bed for the shiny chromed instrument.... After only a slight hesitation,I place my tongue at the base of your spine and in one smooth motion, lick all the way up until I reach your neck, as my body leans forward to rest upon your back. I am sure you can feel my erect nipples. There is a loud click and the smallest of scrunches as the handles close. This time your moan is not so subtle. And your fully erect member thrusts as if to penetrate the pillow under your hips, while the shinny, tightly clamped, burdizzo follows the thrusting movement of your now so small and tightened little jewel bag. Tightly clamped to the now dying contents of your scrotum. All is silent, except for your staggered breathing as your manhood ends. I blow out the candles... I love You and Happy Birthday to me! * * * `
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Dwindling Options
PENECTOMY, TESTICLES
The High Priest plots to end the dynasty\'s rule.
` Dwindling Options ` by Allen Baker It wasn't until the floor started to very slowly move beneath my bare feet that I began to discern the High Priest's diabolical intent. How long did I have? My life was at stake. My realm was in jeopardy. And that wasn't all. * * * * * For centuries, my dynasty and the priests had vied for a delicate balance of influence over our people. At various times, my ancestors had exerted the controlling force. In other eras, it had been the priests who had pressed themselves into influence over the people. And so our culture had swayed between the two forces, and the overall balance achieved had propelled our people into prominence over our neighbors. We are the dominant culture – the rulers. But the current High Priest who came to power during my father's rule was a cruelly ambitious man. When y father mysteriously died leaving me, his only son, on the throne, the High Priest outwardly smiled his blessing upon me. Even at my young seventeen years, I had never seen a smile I distrusted more. It has taken less than two years from my crowning to prove me correct. Earlier today I found myself fleeing through the back stairs and halls of my palace pursued by his guards. Where were my guards? Were they still alive? It wasn't long before I was cornered, stripped and bound, and brought here to this sub-cellar chamber of the temple. He took his time coming to me, letting me contemplate my doom. The words shouted from my lips as soon as he entered. "You won't get away with this! Even you will not escape the wrath of the people when they learn you have slain me!" My words dripped with rage. He stood placidly looking down at my nudeness. Then a faint smile flickered about the corner of his mouth as he spoke. "I have no intention of slaying you. I'm here only to offer you choices." He nodded to the guards who quickly pulled me to my feet. They wrestled my defenseless body to the side wall where a short wooden ledge extended from the carved rock wall at crotch level. One of the guards grabbed my genitals splayed them across the flat wood surface. Another centered a large metal spikes on the head of my rod and hammered at it. Pain flashed through me as he continued to attach me fast to the ledge. Then he took two more spikes. I watched in horror as he attacked first the left then the . right orb, and with the same technique nailed them fast to the plank. With my hands still bound behind me, I had no means to protect nor comfort my male prides. The High Priest's final words slowly penetrated my pain. "You have choices. You can remain here and die a slow painful death. Or you can cut yourself free." One of his men placed a sharp blade in my hand. The High Priest grinned as they all left. I had just begun to maneuver the blade to cut through the rope bindings when I felt the first movement under my feet. Looking over my shoulder, I could see the floor inching away from the far wall. How long did I have before it disappeared beneath my feet? What lay below? Frantically I sawed at my ropes. Suddenly they dropped away. My hands were free! But I was still a prisoner, held in place by very secure metal piercing my throbbing manhood. And that's when his evil plan truly struck me. I didn't have time to wait for the floor to reach my feet. The door arch was only halfway along the front wall. To escape, I had only one or two minutes before the moving floor put it out of my reach. No time to think of plot. No time to plan or hope. Only time to act. And only one action to take. Quickly, with fumbling fingers, I tightly tied a strand of the rope around the base of my cock and balls. A quick glance at the door showed I had only moments left. I watched the trembling blade as it severed me forever from the three joys of my existence. I had leaped through the opening and dropped in a heap in the hallway before the pain hit. In a red blur, I realized the High Priest had devised a truly ingenious plot. If I had died, our laws would have found he had not killed me. He also knew that our culture accepted self-castration as an acceptable means to a celibate life. But no castrato was allowed to reign. Either way, he figured he was ending the dynasty, leaving a vacuum that he was all to willing to fill. I smiled through my agonizing ache. He obviously had not learned from his spies my closely guarded secret. I had already married and fathered a son. He couldn't know yet, or his demented plan would have been fruitless. My son would be declared ruler now. And I would serve as his regent until he reach the age of manhood. I struggled to my feet. Now to exit the temple and round up some of my faithful soldiers. Once out, I would see that the High Priest was unmasked for his treachery. I would exact my vengeance. I stumbled along, plotting its means. Perhaps I would place him in the room I had just escaped. Perhaps. * * *
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Master Santino--The Arena Part 3
GAY
A night of public contests takes place with the loser(s) becomes a eunuch.
` Part 2 ends with the following. ` Titus once again stood naked in the center of the arena. “There will be a five minute rest. Freedom Nuts--your nuts will remain tied but the hooks will be relaxed a little. Water will also be provided.” With that, a rumble in the walls happened and all the hooks rose a little. Titus turned and left. Part 3. As the break started a flurry of activity took place throughout THE ARENA. On the top level the rich and powerful men played with the guests they had brought or slaves provided. A few screams echoed throughout the building as asses were plowed or balls tortured. Master Santino was also on the move. He quickly donned a black leather jock with silver studs and moved down to the arena floor. (Note: There is change in the design of the arena that was described in Part 1. The Freedom Nuts are only on three sides. Still 24 of them but the fourth side is a solid wall with doors that open allowing entry to the floor. ) Master Santino entered the floor and went slowly around the room, inspecting the cock and balls of each Freedom Nut. He would look into the eyes of the Nut and then let his eyes wander down to the cock and balls on his side of the wall. Slowly his hand would raise to cup the defenseless balls and he would massage them a little. Some of the guys would try to pull away, some would thrust against him, but most just accepted the hand. Many had been through this before. Master Santino would then grip the cock, peal the foreskin back, if necessary, and rub his finger against the cockhead. His eyes would then rise again to look the Nut in the eye and then he would smile. It was very unnerving to the bound boys as each one was now sure that he was one of the ones to be enslaved this day. But as he moved on to the next cock and balls the previous cock was hard and leaking with its owner unable to do anything about it. At the third boy Master Santino frowned and then untied the balls and then retied them. They had been tied a little too tight and were turning cold. He did not want them injured this way. He also made sure that each boy got some water to drink. Caleb had been through this ten times. He was a regular Freedom Nut and had not missed a night since his first. He enjoyed the action and knew that there was no way that he would be chosen. As Master Santino cupped his balls he thrust forward, giving even more access to his jewels. “Master Santino, Is my luck going to continue?” He got a smile in return. “Maybe Caleb, I know the hooks have already been set but don’t know which ones they are. However if you aren’t chosen look me up at the party and we will see if we can’t take care of these balls.” He handled the balls as if he were measuring them. Caleb decided that he would not be back. Ten times was enough. That is if he survived the night. While this was happening the two boys from his suite had been moved down and bound spread-eagle against the fourth wall. He would be showing the crowd what would be the main event next time. He believed in marketing. When he was about halfway around the Nuts, an unearthly scream resounded, cutting through the entire arena. All eyes looked to the luxury box where the sound came from and the eyes followed the flight of bloody balls as they were thrown from the box. They fell to the floor and landed with a splat on the sandy floor. There was now another eunuch in the building. There was lot of asses that clenched at that moment and the Nut that Master Santino was inspecting at that moment fainted. He slumped in his spot but his cock and balls stayed put. A cup of water in his face quickly revived him and once again he got the Master Santino smile. He nearly fainted again. Finally he was done with the 24 Nuts and moved back to the enter of the square. Quickly the place became quiet. “Gentlemen, please direct your attention to the two young men bound before you. Next week at Freedom Night these two will battle to see which one will be free and which one will be unmanned. ” He then went over to the worker slaves and asked a couple of questions and gave some instructions. A eunuch went to each bound man and quickly brought each one to a full erection. As the cocks rose the balls were exposed to all. The hands continued to stroke the cocks. “Please pay attention. You are about to see the last cum for these two. After they cum tonight they will not be allowed to cum until next week and then only one of them. For one of them this will be the last time he will shoot his cum.” The thought finally got into the head of the two and it was but a couple of seconds that they moaned and then thrust their cocks forward and shot their seed onto the arena floor. The crowd cheered It was the last they would shoot and they looked longingly as the seed disappeared into the sand. The balls from the third level new eunuch were still on the floor and the two also looked at them. They shivered. Caleb once again changed his mind. If he was not chosen tonight, he would be back. He just had to see those two battle. Daniel felt ashamed that the entire group has seen him fucked and cum was still dripping from his ass. Josh was happy that he was in the spot he was in. No way would they take another one from this spot. Each of the Freedom Nuts was undergoing different feeling but all of the cocks were hard and they wished that they could stroke them. But that would have to wait for the party afterwards. It was now time for the main event and the two contestants were led from the back. Master Santino made a motion with his hand and the rumble sounded in the wall and the hooks tighened down the balls of the Freedom Nuts. End Part 3-- Part 4 will bring Main event and the enslavement of which two of the Freedom Nuts. Comments and suggestions welcomed. ([email protected]) * * *
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A painful experience
TESTICLES, Other: BALLCRUSHING
THREE GIRLS CRUSH A MAN'S Testicles
A painful experience Approximately three weeks ago had we, my colleagues and I, a training course in South Germany. This training course extended over three days and was actually much exerting. The users came from completely Germany, did not know each other among themselves not and were male except for three exceptions all. I am 29 years old, of large, slim Statur and have dark-blond, very briefly cut hair on the last day, briefly before conclusion of the meeting, arranged we that we together meet all still a beverage in the nearby tavern. Only the girls did not want to come. Since I only on the next day leave wanted, I looked forward already much to learn to know other colleagues from other addresses once. Thus we sat in Grueppchen together, maintained us and drank also or other beer. And there see, against eleven o'clock came the three ladies in most omitted tendency into our restaurant and associated without each shyness or strain with us! One of the girls, it is called Claudia is 25 years old and has blond, short hair, sat down directly beside me. Claudia carried a modern, black and very short dress as well as kneel for a long time black boots. Sabine, 32 years old, shoulder-long, smooth, blond hair with a slim Statur and not surveyable sumptuous chests sat me opposite. It carried costume from a black, kneel-long skirt, for black jacket, white point blouse and elegant black pumps. Renate is 38, has darkens and is enough brown hair and possesses a normal Statur. It carries like Claudia short dress however in blue and carries plateau plateau-Sandalen, which are open. Their toes are red painted. The merry omittingness of the three ladies stuck on us all, so that we had a bombige tendency. Some time later, it was already after midnight said good-bye gradually most colleagues. Since I had still already some beers intus and be enough for travel on the next day before me had, I decided to discharge also me. This resolution was taken up with general regret, since by the formerly large round then only five persons would remain remaining. When rising the desk fell my view of the window of Claudia, which even sat easily prevented. I could look it literarily up to the antinode bulge navel, which excited me very strongly, since I was already sexually strained by the omitted tendency and the presence of the three good-looking Mrs. eh '. Sabine noticed means view and the effect which it on me had. It smiled, pressed with both hands its sumptuous bosom gibt's more to get upward and more sagte:"Hier ". Which I was surprised, was very embarrassing me and I withdrew myself quite fast. When leaving the Schankraumes I saw from the eye angles like the three ladies violently together tuschelten. I had fetched myself and wanted even at the rezeption mine room keys the elevator to my room floor to enter, when Claudia behind me came and pressed themselves also into the elevator. There I was now with my desire and this pretty young woman alone in the elevator! I asked it whether she would have her room on the same floor. Claudia druckste a bischen around and said themselves then that it me would find very sweet, I was pleasant their and whether I do not want to drink still with it a Glae sparkling wine on your room! Me became schwindelig. I could not believe at all, what to me my ears transmitted there. But heated up and courageously by the alcohol I assured. We went thus into their room, drank the sparkling wine, kissed us and I stroked their young, stand-end and fixed chests by the dress. It smiled, kissed me and asked themselves, I was to undress. In the meantime still another bottle sparkling wine would get you. This direct type surprised me somewhat, but since Claudia apparently very exactly knew which it wanted, I took me off thus completely and put on the bed. The room was simply however in good taste furnished, and pleasantly indirectly lights up. The blue, heavy curtains were tightened. Approximately five minutes later I heard like room door opened and someone the space entered. Suddenly were all three women before me and before I could do or say something, Renate and Claudia per a leg packed, pulled me from the bed and spread me so far her could before Sabine. I was complete perplex and knew neither like me occurred, nor which I should say. I saw its trembling bosom their blond smile high at Sabine, saw its panties under the skirt. " we become you an experience prepare that you so fast again does not forget. " she said, and set her black ones pumps on my soft parts. Frightened and I saw at the same time fascinated like her mine to Penis aside shift and the testicles in the bag with the sole and the paragraph back and forth shift. " which intend you? " I ask fearfully and at the same time fascinated. " " Sabine says harsch and rams with the sole on my bag. The pain does not come first at all, then however violently. Claudia and Renate laugh hoehnisch and hold me, while Sabine puts on the radio. " if it becomes louder " says it smiling and selects a classical period sender. It runs wagner, like suitably. Then it places before me and rams themselves and kickt determines dutzenmal into my testicles. I cry, it feel on as if me entrails was pulled out. When it diminishes and the pain ebbs somewhat, it plays with the Schuhpitze with my testicles. With the fact I see that the testicles and the bag are already strongly swollen. Then Sabine places itself breitbeinig over means heading, pulls up the skirt somewhat, shifts its panties aside and sits down on my face. " taste times!"sagt it thereby and laugh from Renate and Claudia sounds now to something absorbed. My nose is its humidity into Sabines Anus beschmiert my chin. Sabine rides rule quite on my face. Suddenly I notice, how she accesses, into her fist takes my testicles and at the same time as also changing pulls and squeezes. That would not be so bad actually, but the swollen testicles are now very sensitive. My going owl is suffocated by Sabines step. I get almost no more air, than she rises. Claudia and Renate release my legs. I am incapable of something, look at the three women high and try to rise. I am even on all four, when an unbelievable footstep from the rear meets me again into the testicles. It was Renate, which course-step so momentumful have. I noticed like their toes into my testicles pressed myself. I much immediately again on the antinode bulge. Suddenly I became more aware of, how Claudia nailed my testicles first with its left boot to the soil, and me then the long, narrow paragraph of the right in my Anus introduced. The three kicherten like school girls and wanted to sink before shame in the soil. Meanwhile the women themselves satisfied themselves. Sabine sagte:"Wartet times, I have a Idee!"Sie got a stool, set me on it, placed themselves before me, pulled my face into its meanwhile naked lap and placed their to right foot on my testicles. " you become me lick, to I come and zertrete I your eggegg eggs. But beforehand again fun is haben."Claudia and Renate knieten themselves to my pages, satisfied themselves and began to suck alternating at my Penis. This scenario excited us madly. For a long time it could not last no more with Sabine, since wound themselves and keuchte. By the movement it had only the right however testicle under its foot, already rather flat-pressed for it. There I had a lunatic Orgasmus and squirt my sperm into Claudias mouth. Suddenly to through-twitch me a strong pain. At the same time a dull/musty, pitschendes noise sounded. Sabine was only with its right foot on the zermahlenen remainders my to testicles and enjoyed its Orgasmus....
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castration news
TESTICLES
castration news
Castration: Sexually mature males are more aggressive than castrated males and are more likely to injure themselves, other males! Intact males present managerial problems that may include homosexual behavior, incest and unwanted pregnancies. There are several methods used to castrate . One of the nonsurgical procedures uses an instrument called a burdizzo. This procedure requires the male to be restrained as the specially designed tool is placed on the scrotum above the testicles and is closed, crushing the spermatic cord. This action severs the blood supply to the testicles causing them to degenerate. The burdizzo requires skill to use properly, the procedure is slow and may result in only partial castration. Post-castration discomfort or pain from the use of the burdizzo is comparable to other castration methods. One other nonsurgical castration procedure uses a tool known as an elastrator. Large, strong rubber bands are slipped over the testicles and released on the scrotum above the testicles, stopping the blood supply to the testicles. After several weeks, the testicles and scrotum degenerate and separate from the body. Like the other nonsurgical procedure, failures can occur if the rubber band breaks or is not applied properly. Post-castration discomfort is prolonged by this method. Surgical removal of the testicles using sharp cutting instruments and emasculators involves opening the scrotum and removing the testicles by severing them from the spermatic cords. Aseptic techniques and trained personnel should be used to reduce the possibility of post-castration bleeding or infection. Clean and well maintained cutting instruments and emasculators should be used. The wound should be treated with an antiseptic solution. Castration failure is less likely to occur from this procedure than the nonsurgical procedures because the testicles are removed at the time of surgery. Post-castration discomfort is normally not as long as it is when elastrators are used. ####
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The Stepmother
STRAIGHT, TESTICLES, MINOR
A stepmothers obsession with the Knife
` When I was eleven years of age I was fostered by Dora and Henry. The orphanage where I lived was fine, but I was delighted to have the chance of a new life in the countryside, Dora and Bill had a farm in Scotland. Both of them were very kind to me and everything was fine for the first year, but then Henry died suddenly. Things began to change after that. From the time I arrived Dora had always insisted on bathing me, but I did not mind , I was used to being looked after by females. As a matter of fact I quite liked it. She would take me upstairs to the bathroom and undress me. Then she would put me in the bath and soap me, always with her bare hands never with a cloth or sponge. Much attention was paid to my penis and testicles. During the procedure I would always get a erection. By the time she was finished my penis would be standing stiff and erect. I never felt embarrassed, in fact I loved it when she washed me between my legs. But I always felt strange afterwards, as if something else should happen. I always wanted her to touch it again. I did not know much about sex then, and I knew nothing about ejaculation. After Henry died that all changed very rapidly. ` One night about a month afterwards, she took me to the bathroom. She had been acting a little strange all day and was very quite. I could see her watching me and had the feeling that she looking at my groin. The bathing that night took a long time, by the time she was finished my penis was stiffer than it had ever been. She seemed excited and agitated' Normally she would dress me then but not this time. I was surprised when she took my hand and led me to her own room. She closed the door behind her and sat on the bed. I was standing nude in front of her with my penis still stiff. She put her hands on my hips and drew me towards her. " You are so pretty " she said quietly. One hand left my hip and gently grasped my stiff penis. It felt so good, I neither felt embarrassed or ashamed. When she slid her hand in and grasped my testicles I spread my legs wider for her. I could feel her fingers caressing my sac, seperating and pinching the stones. " So big and plump " she murmured, "just like a little boar, like a little boar who has not been cut yet. I hardly heard what she was saying, something was happening to me . Suddenly my penis was in her mouth and white stuff was running down her lips. The next thing I knew I was lying on the bed with my legs open. She was beside me with one arm around my waist. Her other hand was playing with my testicles. She was smiling. " You have such big stones for a boy your age" she said calmly. " You are like a little boar between your legs, a little boar before I cut him with the knife, before I castrate him. Do you know what castraton is?. * * *
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profile of a penectomy
BI, PENECTOMY, NULLIFICATION
A multi-part account of the important events that led to a fictionalcharacters choice to have a penectomy when he was 18.
There was something about the Ken doll that started it. He had first seen it in the cluttered and sweaty hot upstairs of his friend kyle’s house during one of those long summer days before sixth grade began. While Kyle had gone downstairs to get two gritty glasses of koolaid and some peanut butter sandwitches, he had been left alone in the cluttered upstairs bedroom kyle shared with his little sister. In the corner, wearing nothing but a hawaiian shirt, lay a shiny tan plastic Ken doll. He crawled on his stomach over to the doll, lying his face against the carpet, looking at Ken from the perspective of an ant. Boy and doll both stomach down on the carpet. He touched the dolls heel, and then lightly traced up Ken’s legs, making gentle circles with the pads of his fingers over Ken’s perky and tan shiny plastic buttocks. He picked Ken up with both hands and took off his minature yet surprisingly well fitted shirt. He held the minature plastic hunk up before him.....saw the strong jawline...the clear blue eyes, the well defined chest...but from the moment he saw it, he couldn’t keep his eyes from roving back again and again to the smooth empty plastic crotch. He began to feel a pinch in his own groin. When he had slithered across the floor to Ken, he had bunched up his dusty jeans, and now his penis was becoming hard and large again. He reached down, and positioned his penis facing up towards his stomach. He was surprised how hard and large it had gotten this time, and wished it would become soft again. While he was holding Ken, he clenched his own buttocks, and pushed his pelvis down against the carpet, trying to squish his penis back down to size....he wasn’t sure if this would work...but it felt good....like scratching a itch....so it was what he did. He heard Kyle yell up to him from downstairs. He yelled back, and then stood up, and quickly locked himself in the hall bathroom....still holding the Ken Doll. He sat down on the toilet seat, and held Ken in his hands in front of him. Ken looked like his older stepbrother David if you shaved his body, and rubbed him with baby oil. They both had thick dark hair, bright fresh blue eyes, a broad and powerfull back, and a tight butt. Except, on David, he knew that there was a tiny crease line just at the bottom of his cheeks, on the inside of his thighs, exactly where the hem of bikini briefs would rest. He brought Ken close to his face, and rubbed his upper lip gently over the doll. With his nose pressed against Ken’s chest, he pressed his toungue against the smooth plastic dollcrotch, and let it slip between the dolls plastic muscle legs. It was then that it came to him....what would HE look like with an empty crotch? In a flash he stripped off his gritty boy’s jeans, and peeled the damp teeshirt up over his head. In two steps, he was out of his underpants and socks. He placed the Ken doll down on the basin, and looked at himself in the full length mirror behind the door. Unfortunately, he was very different from David, and even more different from Ken. Before him was a 12 year old boy with only a hint of the development and muscularity of David or the doll. He was only 5’ even, and weighed about 105. He had light but straight blond hair which lay flat on his head. Instead of style, his bangs had dust and sweat. His shoulders were square and broad, but his cheast was only modestly muscled, with only an light dip at the base of his pecs. Instead of a deep tan, he had a dusting of freckles across his nose and shoulders, and instead of blue, he had green eyes. When he took a deep breath, you could see the ribs under the skin. Instead of a smooth, shiny crotch, he had a pair of pink/purple hairless testicles, and a rock hard bowed dick, with a shiny cherry red helmet like glans. He had been circumcized, and when he was completely erect, the skin on his dick was tight and increadably sensitive to the touch. At least he was as hairless as the doll...... He knew how to masturbate, and knew what it was for. He had secretly watched his step-brother Dave in the shower for months now...but he never thought he would ever want to do it. However, there was some soft handsoap in the bathroom, and in a second, he had worked up a warm slimy lather and began to slid his fist up and down his rock hard shaft. While he pumped with one hand, he held the doll in the other, rubbing it against his cheast...against his face, licking its smooth hairless but...and savoring its beautiful, empty crotch... He came so hard he thought his ears popped. His orgasm reached down to his feet, and made him stand on his toes, his back arched, his shoulders shivering. He sqelched a cry, by begining to cough. After he washed off his sensitive spent dick, and wiped the sticky cum off the mirror, he put his clothes back on. And before he left the bathroom, he hid the Ken doll in the back of his pants....
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Busted
STRAIGHT, TESTICLES, NULLIFICATION
` I've long fantasized about castration and nullification but it never went much beyond daydreams. The growth of the Internet, however, opened up many new doors for me to explore. One day I stumbled across www.eunuch.org and I was addicted! ` Being married, I always waited until my wife was away or asleep before browsing the new stories, I carefully cleared by browser history after reading to cover my tracks, except for that one time... My wife had always been a bit kinky and it was no surprise to me that she suggested one day that some bondage games might be fun. I said that it sounded interesting and that was the last I thought of it until that night. Susan said she had a surprise for me that evening and seductively invited me to the bedroom. I've never been hard to get and go I eagerly went in tow. My eyes were wide open when I went into the bedroom and say a sheet of plywood on our bed with various holes, hooks, and cables on it. I was already getting hard... She told me to strip and I was naked in a flash. She gently led me to the bed and had me lie down on the board. It was a bit rough but that really just added to the effect. Susan told me to just relax and let her get me all ready. Carefully and erotically she took my arms one at a time and clamped a "U" bolt over my wrists and through the board. Then another just above my elbow and a third on each arm just below the shoulder. My heart was pounding with excitement. Next she started with my legs. Susan bent my knees and pushed each foot into another "U" bolt that was a few inches out and a few inches below my hips. It was a bit uncomfortable but had the effect of forcing my knees wide apart and exposing my crotch. OF course, I was already quite hard. "I see you already like this", she said. She took a strap and hooked it around each heel so that there would be no unauthorized foot movement. Two more straps went around my thighs just above my knees and were attached to the edge of the board. These were tightened to my legs were quite immobilized. Finally, a long strap went across my hips and was tightly cinched down to buckles on the board. I could hardly move a muscle and I was absolutely at her mercy. But then, that was the idea! "Comfortable?", Susan asked. "Well, yes I guess so. Nothing really hurts", I said. "We'll be fixing that", she said with an evil grin on her face. She pulled a ball gag out from under the bed and shoved the ball into my mouth. Quickly the buckle was closed and I was unable to speak a word. "Honey, let's talk about your Internet surfing habits, shall we?", she said. "I was using the computer a couple of weeks ago and saw what you were into. You know, the CBT and castration stories. You don't know how I've longed for a willing partner for this." My eyes were popped open as wide as can be. These were just fantasies I wanted to say. Not something I had hoped for. But how to communicate it to her now? "Let's start with a good cleaning up, OK?", Susan said. And she started trimming my pubic hair with some electric trimmers. Soon I had only a short stubble remaining from the waist to my thighs. Susan then lathered my up with shave cream and shaved my groin area. "There you go, slick as a whistle", she said. And I could see that no spot was unshaven. "Let's have some fun, shall we?" Susan then pulled out a 2 gauge piercing needle and grabbed my penis. She pressed me down to the board and rammed the needle through the head of my penis from top to bottom. "Excellent my love. Not a whimper!!", she remarked. Then she pushed a locking clip the same gauge as the needle in pushing the needle out in the process. I was amazed that there was no blood. Quickly a cable was attached to the clip and up to a pulley on the ceiling it went. Then over to another pulley and attached to a weight. My member was pulled straight up and stretched, I thought, to the breaking point. "That will keep you at attention, won't it?", she said laughing. She was right. Even if I had gone soft there would be no drooping now. Susan took a syringe and injected me several times in the groin with xylocaine. Soon I felt a warm sensation all over the area. She then took a scalpel and made an incision around the base of my penis. Amazingly, I felt nothing but a slight pressure. Then, while cutting the connective tissue she literally peeled the skin off my penis and pulled it up above the end. She then gently cut around the head and pulled the skin tube free and slid it up the cable. I could see the veins and other internal parts of my penis exposed. Susan then severed my urethra just below the head of my penis and started separating it from the underside. Soon she had it pulled free of the shaft of my penis and was working on it below the base. Then she cut into the bottom of my scrotum and pulled the freed urethra down and out through the cut. "You won't be using a urinal again, I can assure you", she said with a laugh. Next she started probing around deep into the area around my pubic bone and felt a twinge. Immediately the cable pulling on the end of my penis moved up a couple of inches and it felt like it was being ripped from my body. "Not to worry my dear. That thing can take a lot more punishment that you think. If they came off too easily you'd see men all around without them." Susan then worked around the area near the base of my stretched out member and clamped off the arteries. Quickly my erection, which amazingly had endured to this point, shrank to nothing and the cable stretched things out even further. It looked as though my penis was at least 12 inches long now. Shen then tied off the other vessels and make a couple more quick cuts and off it came. The cable pulled my severed member up at least a foot before the weight came to rest on a shelf. "Excellent! The work is almost finished. You'll not be missing that thing and I know you'll cherish this memory for the rest of your life!", she said. With my penis gone, she was free to work on my testicles. The vas were already exposed where they passed the top of the scrotum on their way into my abdomen and she skillfully opened up each sac and pulled the testes out. She clamped the cords and severed them. "That's it", she remarked. "You've dreamed about it and now it's reality. You're a genuine EUNUCH!" The only thing left to do was close me up. She sutured the cut edge of my scrotum to the place where the top of my penis used to be. She said that without the testicles that the scrotum would tighten up. She also sutured the urethra to the opening where it came out and cut the end off flush. She gathered up the pieces of my manhood and dropped them in a jar of formaldehyde. "Just to remind you of what you once were", she said. * * *
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Two Marines Choose Castration Final Words
STRAIGHT, TESTICLES
Two Marines Submit to Castration Ending ContinuedBy Shawn of Dallas Texas
Two Marines Submit to Castration Ending Continued By Shawn of Dallas Texas Shawn leads the newly cut Marine gelding over to a chair under a shade tree. Steves walks slowly his legs spread wide around his castration wound. Steves sighs as he sets down and automatically spreads his gelding legs. Shawn positions Steve and lays Steves cock on his thigh so Frank can see clearly what has happened to Steve. Now for you Frank. The bound Marine stud suddenly starts to fight and holler. Saying that he does not want to be castrated. That’s a natural reaction to coming quick twice, I say. But then whys your cock still hard as steel? Frank continues his struggles as I walk around behind him. I squat down behind the bound Marine and fondle his nuts. They sway in the Texas heat. Low and empty now but ready for harvest. I get my castration kit ready. Cleaning my knife, scalpel and emasculators. My cock starts to rise again as I think of what is to come. I look at Franks tight marine hole. Tasty! I stand and line my stud cock up with the bent marines ass. I spit on his tight hole, Frank jumps as my hard cock head nuzzles his hairy hole. I start talking gently to the bound stud just like he is a skittish horse. Frank relaxes a bit and my cock lodges just inside him. Suddenly all hell breaks loose as Frank slams his ass back on my stud cock. Impaling himself. Surprised I look down to myself buried to the root in the marines hole. Wow! What a change. I start to ride long and hard. I am know for Cuming quick but having been drained by Steve I settle into a long ass grinding rhythm. I ride long and hard then short and sweet and then back to long and hard. Never ttiring. Frank moans all the time. You like this don’t you boy? Oh yes sir Frank grunts out between the rythmatic riding of his ass. You ready to be gelded boy? OH DAMN YES SIR he bellows. Then let me oblige. I pull from Franks rosebud. It pulses there in the hot sun ready to be breed. I step back and wash off. My hard cock never wavers, just pulses. Almost in an animalist daze I squat and take Franks balls in one hand and my Buck knife in the other. Pulling his hairy scrotum down I lay the blade on his sac. He pleads do it, geld me. Without blinking an eye I calmly slice the bottom half of Franks nut sac off. He just grunts as his stud nuts tumble out and dangle in the heat. Nice set boy. I reach for the scalpel and start slicing into Franks left nut. Skinning his inner sac off. Suddenly the pain kicks in and he jerks. I see his hard cock throbbing so I still know he wants it. Can you take it boy? Yes sir he mumbles weakly. YES WHAT? Please Sir geld me now and make me all bottom Sir. You got it Marine. I resume cutting on Franks left nut. In a matter of minutes the marines big left nut is skinned out and hangs 2-3 inches lower then its unskinded right mate. I reach for the right nut and tug it out of Franks open scrotum gently pulling down and the start skinning it out of the bound marine. Oblivious to Franks pain. 7-8 minutes later Franks right nut hangs in the hot open air matching its slightly bigger left nut mate. A matching set with lots of cord and a fair bit bigger then Steves nicely sized and matched set. But no one will ever know that Frank was a big nutted stud when I finish emasculating him. He will be like Steve a gelding for men to fuck and drop their cum in. I take the warm metaled emasculators up and reach for Franks big left nut and pull it down and out away from his body. Opening the emasculator jaws wide and settling his fragile nut cord on the sharp serrated blades. Pushing up in to his severed scrotum with the emasculator head. I say here it comes boy. And while he comes alive and starts to beller and struggle. The old familiar SQUEEZE, CRUNCH. Frank bolts forward as far as the rail will let him as his big left nut is severed. I waste little time after a slow 30 second count(the emasculator severs as it shuts off the end of the cord) and reach for Franks cut left nut and throw it over to Steve who blindly snags it out the air. Then I go back and take Franks right nut and start again. Pulling down with one hand on his nut and pushing up with the emasculators into his open bag. Frank goes rigid and starts to ejaculate violently into the dust below him. His last fertile load. As he reaches the end of his orgasm. I do it. I end his days as a stud with a simple SQUEEZE and CRUNCH. Putting him squarely on the road to being a hot gelding. I reach in and get his severed right ball. I can not help myself with his cut nut and the emasculator in one hand I step up an into him. Seating my stud cock in his freshly gelded ass. On contact with his hot quaking ass I cum breeding him. Some minutes pass as I drain physically and emotionally into Franks ass. I shake my head as if to clear it and pull out of the geldings ass. Got to get cleaned up then get you cleaned up and sewn up. I humm an old Texas song "The Yellow Rose of Texas" as I get Frank cleaned and sewn up. Then the new gelding gets 2 shots just like Steve a pain shot and a tetanus shot. Then as I untie the new gelding Frank starts thanking me over and over for castrating him. (for you Steve) Shawn * * *
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The Near Future and New Politic.
STRAIGHT, PENECTOMY, TESTICLES
The Near Future and New Politic.
The Near Future and New Politic. ================================ Well it had finally been proven beyond doubt. And verified by many research projects. It doesnt come as a surprise, we men have always known. But now the women have found out. They always knew really but couldnt prove it, until now. Feminists have always said that the viewing of naked women/pornography was really abuse of women. I hesitate to use the word "rape" but thats how they viewed it. The recent research has proven that when a man views a naked woman he is only interested in her as a sexual object. He isnt seeing a fellow human. He masturbates to pictures thinking of intercourse. In fact male masturbation using the same resoning is rape. He may not have a physical image of a woman, but he may be viewing his recent female acquaintenances. The rape laws have thus recently been extended to include male masturbation and viewing photos of naked women. Every hetero-sexual male is thus guilty and has to turn themselves in at the nearest police station for processing. I was in line like every other male. I had never intended to rape a woman and by the old definitions I hadnt. But I wanted to repect them as did every man. I had been forced to rape by the mere drives of my male sex organs. My weapons of rape as they are refered to by law. I was now going to turn these weapons into the police so I couldnt harm any more women. Within 1 month of the new law being passed, a 100% amnesty was achieved. All males possesing weapons of rape have turned those weapons in and they have been appropriately destroyed. A 100% castration rate of males has been achieved and Women for the 1st time in history are safe from abuse by men. And all confessed rapist males have been dis-armed by penectomy. * * *
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Remember to Lock your doors
STRAIGHT, TESTICLES
I had always been warned to lock my doors at night, because you may have your valuables stolen: I should have listend. It was late one night I had been asleep for a couple of hours when I thought I heard the back door of the house being opened. _I must be dreaming_ I thought. I started to drift of to sleep again when I had the sensation of someone standing over me. I opened my eyes just as a hand grabbed my throat in vice like grip an another grab my balls through my boxer shorts. "Hello" a silky female voice said. I opened my mouth to protest when a cloth was shoved in it. "That should keep you quiet, now don't move" she said and to emphasise the point she viciously squeezed my balls. I couldn't have moved if I had wanted to. The pain was excruciating. I felt like I was about to vomit. I felt the my hands and feet being tied to each post of my bed. _Great! I'm being robbed_ , I thought, with my gut still clenching in nautious pain. "There you're all tied up. I am now going to proceed to take your valuable jewels" the dark female shadow said saucily. What jewels, I don't own any jewels, I thought, little did I know. I felt her slowly pull my boxer shorts down as far as my spread legs would allow. What the hell, "Now should I give you one last cum, no I think not" Realisation finally dawned on me..... oh no! I felt her grab my aching balls and start to massage them. My cock started to rise. "Ah good, I always like a standing ovation" she said and pulled my balls away from my body. "Say goodbye to them." I felt a searing pain at the base of my scrotum. _My balls........_ "Thanks and don't worry I've already called for the ambulance, so you shouldn't bleed to death, Eunuch," She said and left. I heard the long wail of the ambulance as I passed out. * * *
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Extra Income III
STRAIGHT, TESTICLES, WARNING - SNUFF
A Eunuch’s wife finds a way to earn extra cash as a hit woman.&nbsp; She has to vary her routine to keep from being detected.&nbsp; Her new job has some perks too.
My name is Sharon. As you may know from reading my last two postings, I made my husband Jim into a eunuch some time back. Having a eunuch hubby leaves a girl in need, even though he licks me to heaven twice a week or so. Luckily “my business” allows me to get full relief just about as often as I have need, which is about every week or two, and I get to send one of my clients to heaven too. They get to go there just once though. :) The great thing is, I get to have a really good time in bed without subsequent entanglements endangering my marriage. None of my liaison partners ever asks for a second “date”. The “special bra” method works very well much of the time, and the .22 cal silencer has done good service for me on many other occasions. However I had an international request that gave me pause to think. I could not check a gun on an international flight, and even my special bra method might be risky. I needed something simple, quick, quiet, and local. Then I remembered high school biology class. Have you ever “pithed” a frog before dissection? Jacques had been a problem for his boss. A simple and final solution was needed, and fast. Jacques was only 23 years old, and had the body of a god. I flew into Paris and was picked up by a limousine and whisked to the hotel near the Louvre. I love museums. I checked in with a wig, a false name and passport. They didn’t check very carefully anyway. To avoid jet lag, I stayed up the rest of the afternoon and went shopping at Printemps department store. I bought an ice pick and some of the sexiest lingerie I’d ever seen. It wasn’t cheap (the lingerie) but this job was paying VERY well, so I splurged. I figured Jacques would approve. I was right. I went back to the hotel. The bed had a nice headboard covered in thick fabric. I embedded the ice pick into the fabric behind the headboard, just out of sight, but within easy reach over the top. The next day I was chauffeured to the company branch headquarters in Paris. I introduced myself as a new sales rep for one of the company’s products. Jacques fell for me at once. Apparently he was quite a lady’s man – but then aren’t all the French? We made a date for dinner and a tiny place along the Seine. At 8:00 we met and I had one of the best poisson (fish) dishes that I’d ever tasted. I invited Jacques back to my hotel, and he eagerly accepted. I know I had a job to do, but I was really looking forward to some French hospitality first. I was not disappointed. I peeled off my blouse, revealing the bra I had bought at Printemps. A zipper pull later, my skirt fell uselessly on the floor, and Jacques got the whole picture. He whistled his approval and gently hugged me. He was so smooth as he caressed my body, and I felt SO sexy. Eventually he shed his clothes too. By then I was wild with passion. I asked him to sit at the head of the bed, his back to the headboard. I moved the pillows, then sat over Jacques, facing him and the headboard. Up and down I bucked until reaching the big “O”. Jacques was such a gentleman, he had not cum yet, and was still hard as a rock. Soon I settled down and began a pumping motion again. I could tell he was getting close as his face began to grimace and his breathing became ragged. I put my hands around the back of his head and pulled his head into my ample breasts. He began pumping his load. Ever notice that the back of a man’s skull has a soft spot in the middle down near the base? I found that spot with my left finger. With my right hand I grasped the handle of the ice pick and guided the point just to the tip of my finger. I plunged it in and up, then stirring a little. Scrambled eggs anyone? His eyes wiggled a little back and forth, then rolled back into his head. I withdrew the pick while sliding my finger over the hole. There was virtually no bleeding as I held my finger there for a few minutes. His penis was still pulsing for a while, I guess that part of a man’s anatomy goes on autopilot at some point, so why not let him finish? Afterward I showered and cleaned up. Then, after rigor mortis had set in, I sliced off his balls and slid them up into my pussy. Jacques US bosses would want them as proof, and I didn’t dare risk an international shipment. His balls would stay warm & fresh in their new home. I caught an early flight through Heathrow and enjoyed “that full feeling” for the whole transatlantic trip. While I was on the flight home, a businessman in the next seat was hitting on me. He was pretty handsome. I told him I’d broken up with my boyfriend in Paris after a wild night. He intimated that he wanted a wild night like that with me. I took his card and said I’d think about it. Maybe he could meet my needs during a dry spell. Unfortunately for him, he might wind up as a “freebie” mark before the night was out – IF I treat him to the pleasures that Jacques had tasted…. Thanks to hubby for posting this. Cheers, Sharon Fox [email protected] * * *
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VESPAH -Vortex Extracted Semen and Penis Automatic Harvester
PENECTOMY, Video Script
Many years ago, long before the Eunuch Archive was founded, some of us used to chat on IRC. In those days, bboy, chris19, flybyte, I and others used to chat about our penectomy fantasies. Many of those discussion involved an automated device that milked semen, then cut off the cock. This device has been used in many of the archive's stories.After more than 15 years, I have finally brought this device to life. This vid, posted at Slammer's Dark Spot, is dedicated to those early pioneers in castration and penectomy fantasy.The spelling and punctuation errors in the story are purposeful. They helped the voice synthesizer pronunciation. I decided to leave this in it's original form.
Introduction. Welcome to this demonstration, of the new, Vortex Extracted, Semen and Penis, Automatic, Harvester. Vespa! Vespa is design, to harvest both semen and penis, quickly and efficiently, while minimizing stress, on the livestock. The key to vespa's efficient operation, is the Harvesting cylinder. This cylinder, features a specially design laser scalpel, that provides for quick, clean, penis harvesting. The laser's cauterizing action, minimizes bleeding. The semen harvesting port is designed to maximize recovery, during the semen extraction process. Vespa, comes with a variety of harvesting cylinder styles and sizes. Proper sizing of the cylinder to the penis, is crucial to the success of both the semen, and penis harvesting. Harvesting cylinders are available in clear, for those who want to fully experience the harvesting process. And, opaque, for the livestock that might be a bit stressed by the sight of loosing its organ. A semen collection cup, accumulates the harvested semen during extraction. Once the semen cup is filled to the predetermined level, the penis-harvesting phase, is automatically initiated, and the laser scalpel, is activated. Harvesting Preparation. The harvesting process begins, by attaching Laser Activated, Vespa Harvesting Tape, around the base of the Penis. This, vespa exclusive, eliminates the need for elastic bands, that can slip off during operation, causing damage to the harvested penis. Within moments of application, the Harvesting Tape softens and expands to become virtually undetectable. This eliminates interference with the semen extraction, until the laser activates the tape, causing it to contract. This supports the penis stump, and seals the organ's root, to minimize unwanted bleeding, and keep the organ, fresh. The penis can now be fitted with the proper size-harvesting cylinder. Harvesting cylinder size, must match the size of the penis, in order to obtain an efficient harvesting operation. The semen collection cup, is now inserted into the machine, just below the vortex port. Finally, the harvesting cylinder is inserted into the vortex port, aligning the semen port, with the semen collection cup. And now, Vespa, and the livestock, are ready, to begin the harvesting process. Introduction and Milking. The penis is exposed, and the livestock is bound, to the Vespa restraining rack. Frequently, the excitement and fear, cause an involuntary erection. This aligns the penis with the harvesting cylinder. Once vespa is activated, the vortex action, quickly sucks the penis into the harvesting cylinder. Once fully inserted, the penis, cannot, be removed. While some range of motion is possible. The penis, can only be withdrawn, until the glans reaches the laser scalpel device. Then increased vortex action, makes removal of the organ, impossible. Within minutes of insertion, convulsions of the first orgasm, sends waves of semen into the harvesting cylinder. The vortex pools the semen, toward the harvesting port, cleaning it from the harvesting cylinder. The semen, is harvested, air-rated, and then, accumulated, in the semen collection cup. The incessant vespa, continues. The vortex prevents loss of erection, and in no time, the penis is shooting another load, to be collected into the semen cup. Each ejaculation takes a little longer, but vespa is insistent. Load after load of semen is extracted and collected. Semen continues to collect in the semen cup. Bringing the level ever closer, to the trigger point. With a combination of pain and pleasure, the penis finally gives up enough semen to fill the collection cup. This tells vespa, the penis is ready to be harvested. The Harvesting. The laser triggers, in a burst of light. The penis, is severed. The Vortex collects the penis for processing. Some swelling occurs, but, the stump is held tightly by the harvesting tape which facilitates healing, and minimizes bleeding. Cleanup, is just as easy, as preparation. The harvesting cylinder is dishwasher safe! Which also sterilizes it for the next use. Vortex aeration, insures the semen is fresh and light, eliminating the need for aeration prior to processing. Vespa! The only harvester you will ever need, for light-duty, to, high-volume semen and penis harvesting. * * *
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Russian Winter part 2
NULLIFICATION
Soldier castrated by hungry women
` Soft music was filling the barn around me. As my eyes got accustomed to the low light I recognized at least 20 beauties around me. All were naked and eyeing my manhood which could not help but respond to the female attention. ` "Our german enemy with all his jewels presented to the crown of Russia. What a pity we shall send you home without your manhood" A gorgeous blonde seem to enjoy the prospect as she walked over to a busty brunette and lustily licked her nipples. "Now,you will need to satisfy all our needs before we are done with you, soldier! And even the proudest of your boys has failed miserably. Now, we decided to take matters in our hands- figuratively speaking." She walked over to me and teased my proud manhood. I could feel it throbbing as she teased my dickhead with the tip of her tongue.She gently massaged my balls but sent a shiver down my spine when she took both balls in her mouth and gently bit down on them. "Perhaps our soldier will shoot his cum for us if we force his juices from him with our teeth" she laughed. She then produced a thin piece of string- not much thicker than fishing line- and gently circled the base of my throbbing dick. "We dont want to lose this fine boner before we all are done" she laughed and with that pulled the line tight around the base of my dick. I could feel my cock swelling as the line bit into the skin. "Dont start going blue before you even started" she said to my dick and forced the pisshole open with her long red nails. Although it stung it only aroused me more! "Ladies I present to you: A willing young German from Bavaria. Balls and Cock grown fat on Bavarian Beer. Please feel free to drown in his lust before we throw his carcass to the wolves...." * * *
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Transplant
NULLIFICATION
Alien tends to a lonely man
` Transplant ` “Another night, another lonely night without someone to hold, “ Ted mused to himself as the hypnotic rhythm of a well disguised speaker continued to pound its way into his embalmed consciousness. Was he that repulsive that no one, including his desperate little waitress would heed his gentle overtures? He took another slow sip from his luke warm brew and thought of childhood dreams long ago lost to his current realities. It was late and there was another day waiting for him at the lab, so with a heavy hearted sigh he resigned himself to another night of loneliness. Briefly, the thought of cruising the “Ho-zone” crossed his mind, but past memories quickly returned him towards thoughts of his own bed. It was then that she slid into the seat next to him, her delicate perfume awakening his senses in anticipation. She was small and frail with a delicate smile, pale skin and rich, full lips. He slender body, tiny hands, and long golden hair evoked his yearnings, and Ted felt his passions stirring without as much as a word of introduction being spoken. Her dark, deep-set eyes urged him towards the distant exit and within moments they were making their way towards the cool night air. As the door slid shut behind the two, she turned to him and upon her toe tips kissed him deeply, leaving him temporarily winded and ablaze with desire. She spoke for the first time without prompting in a voice as clear as the cool morning air; “I’m Andy, and I don’t want to be alone tonight.” “I’m Ted, and you are the most beautiful creature I’ve ever seen,” he replied shakily. With her warm smile of acknowledgment, they fell silent as they walked to a small hotel at the end of the street. The clerk was smelly yet well mannered, and the room was without a view but very accommodating as the two embraced even before the door was closed. As she removed her simple yet unremarkable attire, the true beauty of her small, ruby-crowned breasts and delicately rounded torso became apparent. Ted fumbled with his clothing like a schoolboy in a whorehouse until Andy graceful strode over to him and, dropping silently to her knees, finished undressing him with quiet assurance. He groaned as her smooth lips encased his throbbing manhood, and soon his hips were moving in a steady rhythm to her probing tongue as it explored the length of his urethra with gently increasing pressure. His hands savored her golden hair as it flowed across her flawless shoulders. She sighed passionately with his touch and urged him towards the bed by guiding his hips with her hands as they firmly grasped his trembling buttocks. Ted paused long enough to collect his thoughts before lifting her and carrying her to the harsh firmness of the queen bed. Within moments, his glistening glans found the moist down covered patch of her femininity and slowly pushed past the passion inflamed lips that guarded her throbbing vagina. As he pushed into her moisture laden cleft, she sighed in abandon as a tell tale deep red glow enveloped her neck and chest. As Ted’s cock quickly thrust into her hidden recesses, she squealed with anticipation. The soft moist folds within her massaged his glans, throbbing and caressing the purple mushroom as to encourage its release of life-giving cream. With her air all but gone, she swooned beneath him, taking a deep and profound breath as the last exposed length of his meat disappeared into the delicate folds of her pussy. Her engorged clitoris throbbed visibly and surged towards his pubic bone seeking the welcomed pressure of his inward lunges. Sweat began to form on their foreheads as their lips found each other and locked together. Her nectar, forced from her pussy by his forceful thrusts, sprayed onto his scrotum, flooding his genitals and the bedspread with her pungent odor. He could feel the boiling sperm building at the base of his urethra, but fought the growing flood as Andy reached her own orgasm and exploded with a mighty spasm beneath him. As her breaths began to subside, his sperm exploded within her violently, sending spasms through their bodies in a neurological short circuit. As their orgasm subsided, Ted felt a strange sensation at the base of his manhood and unique pressure against his pubic bone. The release had been so forceful, that he dismissed the sensations until he rolled off of her still trembling body and felt as if a part of him remained within her. As his vision cleared, he gazed down between his legs at the bloody hair covered patch where his manhood had once so proudly risen. In horror his eyes refocused on the throbbing blood-covered organ that now rose magnificently from Andy’s down- covered mound and mouthed a few senseless syllables before drifting into senselessness. She turned quietly to her unwitting donor and kissed him on the forehead. His wound would heal by the time he awoke in the morning and he we begin his journey into the world of sexlessness. She, in turn, would return to her own world, and began the most delicious task of repopulating her species. * * *
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Stumped Part 3
GAY, WARNING, BODY MODS
John\'s odyssey continues..
` John knew the drugs that Turner was giving him were causing the changes that he felt. It was Turner wh was to blame for the amputation of his arms and legs and his castration. ` He was angry but could do nothing ablout it. His mind was now clear after weeks of hallucinatory drugs and he understood everything that had happened. He was angry, he wanted to escape his captors and their cruel actions but he was dependent on them for everything. The tubes that fed him also carried the drugs that were transforming his body. The dilemma was playing on his mind, twisting it and making him more violently angry and aggressive. “By now he realises what we are doing to his body. He will become more aggressive and violent. This is partly due to his mental state and much more due to the drugs which contain a variety of chemicals that cause the aggressive behaviour.” Turner said, addressing the team of military officers visiting his facility. “We will push a new high power combination into him over the next 24 hours. This will be the final test. We will release him into the pen and watch the results at that point. He will then be available for organ harvesting. This provides substantial economic benefit to the program.” The officers were impressed. The man that had been John was no longer visible for the drugs had transformed his once lithe body into a strange misshapen creature, not able to speak or move. His stumped legs and arms prevented any problems handling him. His obvious aggressiveness was an excellent result. Turner’s group’s project to develop a drug that could be given to soldiers before battle was progressing well. Turner was happy the meeting had gone well. The latest round of drug combinations was a great improvement on the earlier versions. The subject’s alertness was much better and the detrimental physical affects had been reduced. The voice had been affected but even that was better. It also meant that the resale value of the subject’s organs would be greater. Turner was very pleased. John felt his body was on fire. He could do nothing to stop it happening. “You know son, you are on the cutting edge of science” the now familiar voice of Turner said as john lay writhing with the pain the drugs caused. “We are almost finished. Almost at the end of this ordeal!” Turner motioned to the attendants who picked up John’s stumped body and carried it through a door into a pen that was more like a wild garden, with brush and a pond and trees. For John it was the first taste of the outside in months. He could smell the air, hear distant roadway noises …. The attendants let him off his leash and ran back through the door slamming it shut behind them. John saw a shape move in the brush. His new instincts took over. He moved rapidly on his stumps and ravaged the small rodent with his teeth. Turner smiled, the technique was improving. Reynolds watched the videotape of the events Turner had given him. It was fascinating to see how the handsome young man had been turned into a rat- eating beast. John’s aggression turned into a weapon for Turner’s use. Pity that the boy would ultimately end up being used for transplant parts, but he had other concerns....the new subject was due . Turner paid well for his work. This time only he had only to castrate the man, pity really, he enjoyed doing far more interesting modifications. * * *
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Curious Wesley and the secret portal
GAY, MINOR
Warning! A badly written, Wesley bashing, trekkie slash parody. Not for the faint of heart. After posting it, I hope we can all agree never to see the name \"WESLEY\" in the archive title list again.
` After months of effort, young Wesley Crusher was ready to test his secret hologram portal program. The program made a small gap between the holodeck doors and the “environment” that was currently running, allowing Wesley and one other guest to open the door and observe the program without being seen by anyone inside. Ever since Wesley first saw Lt. Worf, his curiosity about Klingon mating habits was sparked. And every time he saw the tall, dark warrior, or even smelled that distinctly Klingon scent, Wesley could think of nothing else but the mysterious Klingon penis. How big was it? Did it grow and throb like Wesley’s? Was it surrounded with dark, kinky hair like Cmdr. Riker’s? Would Worf let him touch it like Cmdr. Riker did? What did it taste like? Could it be even larger Cmdr. Riker’s hot throbbing eight centimeters? Wesley had to know! His hand reached under the computer counsel and began stroking around his circumcision scars. How stupid he was for showing his mother that ancient Kellogg file he found while poking around in the sexual mutilation medical archives. He should have never accepted the passwords from Cmdr. Riker. Anyway, it was time for the final test. Lt. Worf had entered the holodeck, and Wesley had primed him by discretely leaving erotica on Worf’s counsel when he was out. He made his way down the hall until he came to the holodeck doors. Pretending to examine the reservation schedules, Wesley looked both ways before quickly typing in his password for the portal program. The door slid open, Wesley jumped in and the door closed behind him. It was just what he had wished for! There was Lt. Worf, naked, and a holographic Klingon female clinging to the upper branches of a holographic tree spitting down at him. “Oh, Fuck!” Wesley whispered in amazement at the pendulant, 40cm tool between Worf’s legs, and seven hot, throbbing centimeters of pubescent flesh unsuccessfully attempted to rip through Star Fleet’s latest, high tensile strength trouser fabric. Wesley had no choice but to soothe it. The going was awkward through the high-tech cloth. Its elasticity made inserting a hand difficult, so Wesley slipped them down to his ankles and went work. The spitting and threats continued until Worf’s huge organ was fully erect. Worf was becoming an animal. A lusty husky musky animal! Suddenly Worf collapsed. He lied on his back with his erection throbbing up vertically, tempting Wesley. Minutes slipped by as Wesley and the holographic Klingon female watched and waited. Wesley wanted to touch the huge organ, to taste it. He typed in his password again, and shut down the programs. An unconscious Lt. Worf lay waiting. Wesley kicked his shoes and trousers off his feet and went forward. He stood above Worf, hesitating. Was he dying? Could he still touch the great penis and then arrange for an emergency transport to sickbay before it was too late? Worf’s smell was overwhelming. One hand vigorously manipulated the 14-year-old, seven centimeter, pink-white human penis, while the other slowly reached out to unsheathe the tribble-sized head on the flag pole in front of him. At the moment when pale thumb and index finger closed onto the ebony, horned foreskin… ` “Wesley! Ensign Crusher! What were you doing here?” It was Lt. Worf. “Sir, I was walking by the holodeck doors and I saw a warning light flashing, and… oh, I hurt down there!” “Quiet! You should never interfere with rituals you do NOT understand.” “What happened, Sir? I swear! I saw the warning light, and there you were…” “A likely story.” “What are you hiding, sir? What is that dermal regenerator for?” “See for yourself.” Warf allowed the boy to sit up. “My penis!” Where is it? This isn’t fair!” “I ate it.” When Wesley awoke from the subsequent faint, Worf was dressed. “Ensign Crusher, I found your portal program. I am sure this will be the end of ALL your computer privileges.” “No, Lieutenant! Please!” “You found yourself in the middle of a Klingon mating ritual, I suspect humans would call it a “possum” trick. I instinctively went to bite my mate’s thigh, it is the beginning of that particular mating process, but I found a small piece of flesh stuck between my teeth instead.” Worf bared his teeth and growled. There, next to the right incisor, hung a deflated, circumcised penis. Worf slapped his chest. “Worf to sickbay. Prepare to re-attach a small genital organ to a curious, human teenager. Oh, and beam a toothpick into holodeck 3.” “A toothpick , Lieutenant?” a woman’s voice came back. “Yes Mom, a toothpick! And hurry!” “Worf, where are my balls!?” “Balls? …Testicles? Oh, they hang between the legs in humans. I had forgotten that. I must have swallowed them while I completed the ritual. Once you touch a Klingon egg sack, it is deposited in the female so that in can be exposed to her sperm. It is an instinctive process that must be completed before conscience thought returns. Anyway, you will not want your little organs for some time. My egg sack will slowly make its way through your body, looking for sperm. If it finds some… well let’s not go into that. But certainly it will not be possible for you to have any sperm in your body for the life of the egg sack; seven years.” “Seven years!” “Yes Ensign. Seven years. Approximately. I am sure Cmdr. Riker will be even more upset.” * * *
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Thecia Hacks a Hacker
STRAIGHT, TESTICLES
Thecia finds someone using her IP Address and it pisses her off.Fiction and not for minors.
Thecia Hacks a Hacker My name is Thecia, I’m a 31 year old underground cutter. I’m a working engineer, but I enjoy cutting much more. I’ve been de-balling men for about seven years now and I’ve racked up quite a score. I’m usually paid very well, but this one was on me. As I’ve said the company that I work for keeps a house in NJ for the six months or so that I work there each year. I have a wireless router for my lap top so that I can sit on the enclosed porch and use the net. I never bothered with a password as I didn’t really care if someone used my service or not. I got home from work on one Friday to find a bill in my mail box for $4,589.49 for music and video downloads from the internet. I had never downloaded any entertainment from the net and I was outraged. After a few phone calls I was told that if I didn’t pay the bill I would be sued for the full amount and costs. Someone nearby had downloaded all of this stuff. I knew the range of the router was 200 feet on the outside. That limited it to four homes. To my right was an old lady, not likely, to my left was a younger woman who worked three jobs, again not likely. Behind me to the right was a young couple, maybe, behind me to the left was a family with a 19 year old kid, much more likely. The following day the kid that cuts my grass came by, I asked him who would have a good music collection and without hesitation he said, “Bill Freeman. He downloads everything on the net, he makes CD’s and sells them.” I had found my culprit. I followed him for a couple of days and found that he and his friends spent time at the local youth center playing sports. He came home around seven each evening he would cut through the park that was closed at five. The park was heavily wooded and dark at that time. It was only a matter of time until everything came together. He was alone when he walked confidently on the wooded path.. I had a ski mask on and a pair of baggy coveralls that hid my shape. He never saw the taser coming, he hit the forest floor like a ton of bricks. I quickly bound him and forced a ball gag into his mouth. He was fighting again so I drove stakes into the ground and secured his legs. I didn’t cut his pants and underwear off, instead, I slid them down. I’m always surprised when a young man has such a big package, his was perfect. For kicks I played with his dick until it reached its full size, about seven plus inches. My only kind thought of the day toward him was to let him cum one last time. I worked him with my velvet glove and in what seemed like seconds his thick seed was shooting like a fountain. At his age I was sure that was another load in there, but I was done. I took his left ball in my hands and squeezed for all I was worth. The ball went flat, but refused to pop. He was screaming into his gag as I went to plan B. From my backpack I retrieved the pair of welders vise grip clamps. They were standard vise grip pliers with flat plates welded to the jaws. I adjusted them so the jaws were about ˝ inch apart when closed. I slipped his right nut into them and squeezed. The jaws closed as his big ball flattened to the pre adjusted ˝ inch with out any rupture. I tightened the clamp to close at 3/8 inch. This time as the gonad got flatter and flatter I could see the inevitable. The ball went from a solid shape to ball stew. I could actually hear the membrane pop. I’m not usually into ball busting but this was getting to be fun. His scrotum was beat up but not split. As I slipped his left ball into the clamp, I was very surprised to see his big cock harden. As I squeezed the handles, the pliers forced some blood tainted cum from his big prick. It would be his last cum ever. Suddenly the ball popped and what had been two defined orbs were now so much mush. Bill had passed out in pain. To be sure the job was finished, I got the wooden mallet and block from my pack and beat his already smashed ball meat into puree. One of the things a man should never do in this world is piss off a cutter. I removed the gag and carefully picked up all of my stuff before leaving. I went to a pay phone near the library (one of the few still in existence) and called a local business. I told them that there was a man hurt in the woods near the park and I didn’t want to call the police and get involved. Before long I heard sirens and I knew they had called. I paid the bill for the downloads, It was worth it. I didn’t bother to add a password, I figured if he did it again I could always hack off his cock I went to the local bar/restaurant and ordered the wild salmon special and a glass of red wine. When ever I destroy a set of nuts, I‘m famished afterward. Respectfully Submitted Thecia * * *
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Respect
STRAIGHT
Wayne learns about respect.
Wayne was really scared. He found himself tied to the bed and his legs and arms securely tied in place. There were five women over him staring at his naked body. They said they were sent by his girlfriend to teach him about respect for women. They quickly shaved his whole groin area and laughed as Wayne begged them not to do it. Once Wayne was completely bald; Mary asked him what his definition of respect was. Wayne stumbled for an answer and Mary shook her head and said they would have to show him respect. They took out a vibrator and rammed it into his ass. Wayne screamed with the intrusion of the big device. The women then turned it on. Wayne started to feel an erection due to the pressure. Sue another one of the women quickly snipped off some of the skin off Wayne’s penis causing him to go flaccid. Wayne could not believe when he started to have cum drip out of his soft penis. It was not like an orgasm, more like just taking a piss. The women laughed at his leaking penis. Wayne could not believe that first they took his hair and then they took his cum. Mary asked him to again give a definition of respect and Wayne again tried for an answer that they would accept. One of the women quickly snipped one of his balls off like she was pruning a plant. Wayne was stunned how quickly he lost one of his balls. Wayne’s girlfriend, Linda then walked in the room and was shocked at what a mess Wayne was in. He had cum all over himself, was bald below and had one ball! She went over and started to play with his remaining ball and started to suck him off. Right when Wayne was starting to shoot she cut his remaining ball free. As Wayne was shooting; she showed him his ball and laughed. Now Wayne was bald and had no balls. He thought it was finally over. Linda asked his for his definition of respect. Wayne was in shock; what else could they take from him? He quickly learned as Linda held a knife to his penis. The one remaining item that showed he was a man of any kind. Wayne was crying and begging. It was horrible to think of his future with no balls, but at least with a penis he could still be a man of some kind. A man then walked in the room and told the ladies he thought Wayne had learned his lesson. He took both balls and stuck a needle and some thread through both and then hung them around Wayne’s neck. He then laughed and said no one will ever disrespect his sister. They all left then; leaving dried cum, droopy penis and balls around his neck. * * *
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Havoc II: Chiseled
STRAIGHT, PENECTOMY, TESTICLES
Maybe all those country creole girls just werent enough anymore, maybe he was made for this, eventhough he didnt know much about what i had in mind.
The single idea of carrying out his desires was driving me out of my old fleshy body. This man which I didnt knew and appeared from nowhere, was contacting me through the web, yes, we know, an ad place that was around... here....oh well. And the request seemed serious enough. The words... uh! those i wanted to hear! Clever man; no mercy if you tempted me, you'd better know by now... I asked no stats, i wanted few details. Madame fears nothing, too old for that now... i've trashed punks of all sorts with my bare hands, i've played with some psycho madmen and came untouched, but satisfied. I know how to make even unwilling and so-tough men kneel, and yes, pray... So, i got to this secluded place, lost in the middle of nothing, away, from my beloved gray cement jungle and nightly lit corners. It was bright and i hated this, yeah yeah, the pure hilly air, i'm well adapted to smog... then i presumed. All I knew was he was alone. And defenseless that is... At his home, more than 100km from where I lived and played around... this piece of flesh had an internet connection... I'll be damned, maybe i'm just plain too old for this. Perhaps, what I do is so outdated by know... technology and all, and me, working with raw, primal human meat. Well, just toughts. Andrea, yes, a boy's name, came to meet me by the Rover, just in reach, and so much talking, I had my hands on the nape of his neck in no time. I was surprised, quite, since this man was barely 28 to 33 years old, and rather good looking. However, who does care about such things? I interrogated him on his own bathtub. All, i got all out, even what i didnt want to hear. It is so lovely to make this big boys cry out loud even their sick deviant experiences as dumb teenagers... Oh well. A young carpenter, italian ancesters, and close to his 31 birthday. Alone, deserted, here as he had chosen. Perhaps too bored... maybe all those country creole girls just werent enough anymore, maybe he was made for this, eventhough he didnt know much about what i had in mind. Oh! this mind.... So "let's visit your barn dear boy!" i said and we went in, to this place of full rawness, obsolete tools and bare animal smell. "Yes, animal! hands up" I said as i ripped the light clothes he still had. This old wicked and evil pussy was getting wetter by the second... Hmmm.. such firm body... and hairy! Oh! I could just imagine... until they came to me. Dull heavy balls hanging so pink, fresh and low in this awfull heat. It was an illusion, something so pretty and innocent to look at. Oh well, so I tied him. Till the old ropes from his barn burned that poor skin. I dont want my specimens free and in motion. Oh no. I always tend to tie them heavily, leaving the treasures absolutely exposed for proper treatment. And this was not the exception. I behaved at first. This magnificent piece of flesh, and the two large orbs were there for my fast resolve. It took no time tying the penis, with some rough rope at the base, exposing the glans and getting some of that adorable Malbec wine he stored at his barn straight from the bottles. "Oh, look boy! such a lovely iron chisel! and soooo big!" i said, i wanted this done soon enough. Didn't have a pie in my oven right then, but wanted this quick and sharp. In my usual monstruous and cruel way... "First we must get this nailed sweety." and the heavy hammer drove thin 6 inch steel nails through his loose scrotum securing him to the carpenter wooden bench. This he loved I must say, although he was crying like a 2 year-old out of candy, and begging... oh my! If I responded to such begging... ha ha... where would i be know...? poor things. I was jolly and playfull now, so i designed my own game. Its... sort of... "I dont know what i strike"... with a hand on my face "covering" my eyes, and the other... well: with that chisel... so: TACKKK!! Aaawwwwww!!! Uh? where did that go? and I looked, the chisel had cut right the outer portion of his left ball, but it was just theloose skin! Why so much crying??? Ok... sissy sissy, Then again! TACKKK!! Ohhhh!!! gawdddd!!!! "All tensed now you boy??" the chisel had perforated the thick middle part of his shaft and had wounded it for good now. But before the whole thing started to deflate, i got bolder, and launched a third strike against the silky pink head of the thing. Yaaak!! Awwwwwffff!!! was all was heard and the scream lasted decades. This rusty chisel had halved it and i was surreal now, in extasis. So this young once fully functional lovepiece was wounded for life and my orgasms were raining on me as i worked more. And with just the chisel, that lovely tool, I pierced his large testicle in the middle. The impact was fast and well aimed. I was so watching and conscious, unlike him right at this moment. So, the wooden bench was all blood and tissue, so, there was a piece of testicle and scrotum extra-corpore, out and free. Maybe... in the wild, the country red-ants would have finished this fast and assertive job.... and they did.- -Comments welcome to kathycba43 AT hotmail.com. Merci. -I will temporarily discontinue Havoc Series since i'm devoted to much defying sci-fi/terror subject. You'll hear the knews my dears... "warm" kisses; \------------MissK.- * * *
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Forced Teenage Libido Reduction
BI, chemical castration
A hot teenage male enjoys his fucking days until someone takes them away through chemical castration
Forced Teenage Libido Reduction I was a hot, hung, athletic stud in my prime. I had entered puberty early and started fucking girls when I was 13. By the time I was 16, I was fucking quite a few chicks. I was so horny that I would fuck 4-5 times a day. At age 18 I got the hots for a 15 year old hottie. I broke her cherry and was fucking her several times a week. One day when I was fucking her hot cunt in the barn, her 21 year old brother caught us in the act. He went into the house and got his digital camera. He came back out to the barn and started taking pictures of the two of us. He even recorded a video of the two of us fucking. Young Jenny and I walked out of the barn hand in hand. Jenny’s brother Kyle was outside the barn. He was a rough, tough, strong Marine. He asked me if I wanted to see his gun collection. He told me that he even had some weapons from his time in Iraq. I love guns and I jumped at the chance. We went up to his room and as I was looking at his gun collection, he plugged his camera into his computer. My mouth dropped wide open when I saw the pictures that were showing on his computer. “Do you want me to show these pictures to my parents? Do you want me to show them to your parents? What if I sent them to the police? How could you fuck an underage girl?” I was scared shitless. I begged him to keep the pictures to himself. “I will do anything if you will keep these photos and video to yourself.” Kyle laughed and told me that he would keep quiet if I would agree to stop fucking women for a couple of months. I told him that I would do as he said. Then he told me to strip naked and get on his bed. He tied me to the 4 posts of the bed so that I was totally helpless. He smiled and said: “How can I be sure that you will keep your promise? You did agree that you would not fuck for a couple of months so I have a way to keep you honest. I am going to chemically castrate you. I am going to give you Depo-Provera shots like they do to sexual deviants. It will stop all of your testosterone production. I am also going to give you 3 propecia tablets every day to reduce your DHT levels even faster. You will have to take 40mg of lexapro every day. It is an antidepressant but it will make your dick wilt and your orgasms disappear. To make things even more interesting for you, I am going to give you some oral estrogen and some premarin cream (estrogen) for your penis and testicles. In a few weeks, you won’t be able to fuck or even jerk off.” I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. He was going to take away my thrusting and my fucking and my jerking. These activities dominated my days and nights. I could not think of life without sex and orgasms. Then he got out an electric razor. I struggled and told him not to cut off my thick bush. “OH GOD…PLEASE DON’T do this!!” He didn’t listen and quickly removed most of my sex hair with the electric razor. When he was done, he got out the shaving cream and a couple of razors and shaved off every hair above my cock and on my balls. When Kyle was finished he told me that the loss of my man hair was an immediate reminder of what I was loosing. Then he gave me my first set of pills and finally he took out the Depo-Provera needle and stuck it into my naked ass. Then he gave me 4 primadone pills and told me that I had to come to his place once a day to take all my pills, get my estrogen cream and my regular injections of Depo-Provera. After taking the meds for a week, I couldn’t orgasm and my erections wouldn’t happen on demand. Within a month, I was really feeling the effects of the chemical castration. After three months, I could not get an erection and my libido was reduced to almost nothing. After 4 months I asked Kyle to let me have my dick, hair, erections and orgasms back. I remembered the days of fucking and I knew that I was chemically castrated. Kyle laughed and told me that he wanted to make my chemical castration permanent. I could not believe that he had forced me to be chemically castrated. * * *
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Playing Lukas Sorensen - Chapter 31
GAY, NULLIFICATION, MINOR
Matthew learns the secret of mind control.
Chapter 31 On the way home, Lukas was quiet, but it had been a good day, the best day at the beach they had had. ‘Do you want to see something?’ Lukas said, after Matthew had parked the car in the garage. They were in the small dark hall and the back of the house, and Lukas had stopped there, and turned to Matthew. Matthew knew this hall. He knew that they had played here as kids. The stairs went up to Mr Sorensen’s apartments, on the second floor, though the door there had always been locked. On the third floor, in the attics, there was no furniture in the rooms, or very little, and Matthew and Lukas had used to lug their bikes up there and ride through the rooms, riding a circuit. Racing each other. Below them was the basement. These were the stairs that led to the basement, to the basement where Lukas had his workroom, to the basement where Lukas had cast Matthew’s body in plaster, while Matthew stood naked. He knew that now. He didn’t know why he’d forgotten it. But Lukas wanted to show him something. ‘What?’ ‘Can you go and see where McCady is?’ ‘Do I have to?’ ‘Go on.’ ‘What if she sees me?’ ‘Just tell her you’re looking for me. Get her out of the kitchen.’ Reluctantly, Matthew went in search of McCady. She wasn’t in the kitchen, though at the end of the corridor that led off it, to her flat, the door was open, and Matthew could see the flashing lights of a television in a lowly-lit room. He wasn’t going to walk down there He stepped out of the kitchen quietly, closing the door behind him, and went back to Lukas. ‘Did you see her?’ ‘I think she’s in her room.’ ‘Is the door open?’ Matthew nodded. ‘Well did you go down there and see?’ ‘She would have seen me.’ ‘You could have just asked her if she knew where I was.’ Matthew said nothing. ‘You’re not still afraid of her are you?’ ‘Kind of.’ ‘Oh for god’s sake. Hang on,’ he said. ‘I’ll be back in a minute.’ When he came back, he had McCady’s keys. Matthew recognised them instantly. He had been caught with them as a kid, having taken them out of her room as a dare. She had smacked him, pulled down his pants and smacked his bare bottom. It had really hurt. ‘Didn’t she see you?’ ‘She hangs them up in the pantry now.’ Lukas mounted the stairs and started to walk up them. Reluctantly, Matthew followed him. On the second floor, where there was a single light on the landing, Lukas turned the key to his father’s door. ‘He’s in Melbourne,’ Lukas explained. ‘He won’t be back till Thursday.’ Matthew had never been into Mr Sorensen’s apartments. They had always been off-limits. Always closed. Lukas led the way down a wide corridor, richly furnished, but dark with mahogany panelling. He opened the door to his father’s study, and led the way inside. This was dark too, with heavy wood panelling and red walls. There was a large, wide desk, with a green leather top, a single laptop sitting open on it, aside from some papers, a paper weight, pens, pencils, a ruler, and assorted bits of stationery, neatly arranged. The wall behind the desk was lined with books, and by the fireplace, there was a single armchair. Matthew was expecting McCady to appear from somewhere and surprise them, as she had always used to. ‘This is pretty full-on,’ Lukas said. He stepped toward the bookcase behind the desk, pulled a book out of it at knee level. He bent down, put his hand into the cavity, and felt for something. Matthew heard a large “chock”, as though a lock had been released. Lukas stood up again. ‘Give me a hand,’ he said. He was pushing on part of the bookcase. Matthew stood beside him, their bodies pressed up against each other as they pushed. The bookcase swung into the wall, pivoting in the centre. It was just like a movie. They grabbed the other end of it and swivelled it around, until the side with the books on it was hidden. It wasn’t easy to do. The thing was heavy. On the other side of it, now facing into the room, there was a large collection of what Matthew recognised as BDSM gear, arranged as though it were a wardrobe on display. Whips, chains, handcuffs, gags, masks, clamps, red and leather outfits meant for both men and women, things meant to restrict, to insert, to hurt, to give pain and pleasure. One of the masks had little bars over the mouth, like Hannibal Lecter’s mask, and there was one little cage that was obviously meant for balls. That was kind of okay, but the whole of it looked tawdry and cheap, the sort of thing Matthew had seen on television. Matthew had thought of Mr Sorensen as a remnant of some former time, of some former time before Matthew was born, where people had been kind, and things had made sense. Mr Sorensen as a bondage master or slave didn’t fit into this idea, and Matthew wanted to reject what he had seen. ‘Do you want to see something else?’ Lukas said. Matthew didn’t know if he did, but he nodded. They closed the bookshelf. And then Lukas got down on his hands and knees, underneath Mr Sorensen’s desk. He turned over onto his back, and reached his hand up inside the desk, reaching his hand into the back of one of the drawers from behind. He struggled, and contorted his body, strained to reach something, and eventually emerged with a key. An old fashioned key. Large. Made of iron. And with a floral head. ‘Do you think you can put these back?’ Lukas said, when they were back on the landing, and he was locking Mr Sorensen’s door. He was talking about McCady’s keys. ‘Do I have to?’ Lukas finished locking the door. ‘Don’t worry. I’ll do it.’ ‘Did she see you?’ Matthew said, when Lukas rejoined him in the hall again, at the bottom of the stairs. Lukas shook his head, and led the way down to the basement. Matthew didn’t want to go down there, but supposed he had to. Lukas was already half way down. ‘Come on,’ Lukas said. At the bottom of the stairs was a wine cellar. Beyond this, in one direction, there was a door which led into Lukas’ workroom, where he painted, and did his sculptures. And beyond the workroom, after you’d walked through it, was another room, a smaller room, sound-proofed in corrugated foam, a room where Lukas practised the violin. Matthew had never been in the other direction. He had never been to the end of the wine cellar in the direction that led away from Lukas’ rooms down here, and he was surprised to see Lukas turn that way. When they were kids, they had always been too scared to come down here. And now, as Matthew followed Lukas, he wondered what could be up here. Lukas led a torturous route through rack upon rack of wine. They turned a corner, and started down a separate passageway, about fifty feet wide, still crowded with wine racks, some of them coated in dust and cobwebs. It was dark down here. And utterly silent. Lit by single globes. Swinging from a ceiling that was too high. And dark above their heads. At the end of the passageway there was dark expanse of emptiness. They crossed ten or fifteen feet of it and came to a brick wall. Lukas stopped at the wall and turned to him. ‘Do you really want to see this?’ he said. * * *
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Dangerous Flight
STRAIGHT, Circumcision and torture
Man is circumcised and almost castrated in drug search
` I was on a flight from Saudi Arabia to London with a stop in Cairo. In the next seat was an arabic gentlemen with whom I struck up a conversation. He was telling me of some interesting shops in Cairo when the flight attendant asked us to buckle our seat belts as we were landing in Cairo. The stop was supposed to last about one hour so I decided to get off the plane and wait in the terminal. My seat companion waved and said he was going to do a little shopping. I reading a magazine when my friend comes back with a small package and sits down next to me. After a few minutes he suddenly got up saying he left his glasses at the store and would I mind his package. He asked me to take it back on the plane and put it in his seat. Shortly thereafter a call came over the loud speakers to board the plane. I looked for my friend and not seeing him I picked up the package and started to board the plane. A police office at the gate asked me what was in the package. I told him I didn't know as it was a friends and I was only taking it on board for him. He told me to follow him to the police captains office. It was filled with about six officers male and female. The captain asked me to open the package. I said I couldn't as it did not belong to me. It was taken from me and opened. The captain became very angry when the contents of hashish was revealed. He shouted at me where did I get the package. I again said that it was not mine and I didn't know anything about it. The captain said they would have to do a body search and instructed me to remove all my clothes. As I stood naked in front of everyone I discretely tried to hide my genitals, but with little success. They went through all my pockets, searched my shoes and wallet. The captain again asked me about the package and I again declined any knowledge. With that he struck me a vicious blow acroww the buttocks with a thin cane he was carrying. Again the question, a denial and another blow. Finally one of the female police officers made a comment that from my uncircumcised status that I wasn't a muslim and would lie to their questions. The captain reached into his pocket and produced a knife which he handed to the woman. "Circumcise him and maybe he will tell the truth" he said. Four guards grabbed me and stretched me face up on a table. The female office grabbed me foreskin, stretched it up and cut it off. The pain was excrutiating. Blood was running over my genitals. The captain again asked me about the package and I again told him I knew nothing about it. "Well" said the captain "maybe if you lose your testicles you will tell the truth!" With that the female officer grabbed my scrotum and stretched it upward with great force. I groaned with pain as she placed the edge of the knife against my tender skin and made a small cut. "No, No"! I screamed "I don't know anything about it". She pressed the knife a little harder causing a small stream of blood to run down my scrotum. Just as she was about the make a full cut, the door of the office burst open and two officers came in dragging my seat companion. "We have him!" one of them shouted and handed the captain a bundle the same as I had. It turned out that my "friend" was a drug courier trying to bring a large amount of hashish into England. The police captain turned to me and said "I apologize for the rough treatment, but we do not tolerate drug merchants." He told his assistant to call a doctor to treat me for my wounds. In a few moments he came in, cleaned up the blood and took some stitches in the circumcision. He said that the cut in the scrotum was relatively superficial and would be OK. After being bandaged I got dressed and was escorted to the plane by a policeman. After settling in my seat I vowed never to get friendly with a seat companion again. * * * `
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Alison
STRAIGHT, Pre-castration
They may not be \'Life or Death\' but Alison\'s decisions are of a similar order.
` My name is Alison. I'm 24, a brunette, and I work in the Packaging Department of Acme Dildo Castings as their Senior Selection officer. Basically, I am responsible for employing staff to work on the production lines, packing 14 inch dildos into boxes labelled 'Lady's Pleasure: small'. ` Of course, the Equal Opportunities Board insist that at least fity percent of any company's male employees have to be eunuchs, and my role, as Selection Officer, is to decide which half of each batch of new recruits get castrated, and which half remain whole. I don't ever use the word 'male'. To me, a man is either a eunuch or an entire. They are all entires when they walk through the door, so I have compiled a list of criteria with which to conclude each one's fate. I could, of course, decide arbitrarily, which would certainly save me a lot of time: if ten recruits are lined up in front of me (as is generally the case on a typical morning or afternoon) I could simply order the gelding of the five on the right, or the five shortest, or the five with the palest skins, whatever I liked. But I pride myself on being more consciencious than that. I insist on evaluating each recruit thoroughly: his penis size - length AND width, limp AND erect; his sexual endurance - how long he can resist orgasm with his manhood in my mouth; and the taste of his semen - sweet, sour or just right. On completetion of the tests, each recruit gets a mark out of 100, and only the lowest fifty percent of each intake are consigned to the company castratress. When I've made my decisions I stand in front of the new recruits and call out their names in alphabetical order, sending each to either the left or right hand side of the room, without giving them any clue as to which group is which. The entires are then lead away to start immediate work on the production lines, and when I am alone with the prospective eunuchs, I casually announce their fate. I don't do any castrating myself (not at work, anyway). I merely enjoy the power of making the deciding the fates of thousands. Alison * * *
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Coach Carter the greatest coach
BI, TESTICLES, MINOR
The coach had never had a loosing season, and isn\'t about to let his start quarterback\'s hormones cause him to loose this season either.
` Troy was a natural footbal player. When he was on the field magic happened. For the first two years his stats, and talent were only surpassed by his desire to make the coach happy. In his senior year he met a new girl named Debbie. Debbie was a natural beauty. She was the all American girl in every since of the word. When she tried out for the cheerleaders squad Troy saw her, and fell in love immediatly. There relationship had grown each day, but Troy's game had began to suffer in the process. The second game of the year, and the Wildcat were 0 and 2. The coach was beside himself. He ranted at his players. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GUY'S! DO YOU WANT TO BE THE FIRST TEAM IN 20 YEARS TO BE KNOWN HAS LOOSERS? The boys answered NO SIR! The coach began to yell at Troy. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS TROY! The coaches yelling didn't even bother him. He was watching Debbie practicing her cheers. When the meeting was over the coach called his assistant coach in. Who is that new girl that Troy keeps staring at. Debbie sir was the assistants reply. Why is he watching her like that? Well coach the boy is in love said the assistant with a smile. YOU THINK IT IS FUNNY THAT WE ARE 0 AND 2! No sir I dont. Well we are going to have to keep Troy focused on his game. I have made many great football players the same way. Its for his own good. Call the team to come in early tommorrow, but dont say anything to Troy. The assistant coach do we have to do this again. I like Troy. The coach said well if you like him then you know this is for his own good now do it. The coach then and talked with Debbie. He asked her if she loved Troy. She said yes of coarse I do. The coach told her his plan, and he told her the same thing it is for Troy's own good. After awhile she agreed to help. The coach was always very personable, and could gain peoples trust very easy. The next day the coach called the players together. DO YOU WANT TO BE LOOSERS BOY'S! NO SIR! DO YOU WANT TO BE THE ONLY TEAM IN 20 YEARS TO GO DOWN HAS LOOSERS! NO SIR! Then we have to help our star quarterback get his mind on the game again boys. The coach talked with the boys, and like Debbie after awhile they to believed they were helping there friend. Troy arrived at the school at 5pm like always. He didn't even have any idea what was about to happen. He looked up, and saw Debbie winking at him. She took her cheerleaders top off and motioned for him to follow her. Troy got an erection the moment her saw her. He followed her into the school. She was standing at the weight room door, and stepped out of her skirt. She smiled, and went into the dark room. Troy followed her. His erection pushing against his jeans. When he stepped in he said we havent got to much time. Coach will have my balls if he catches us in here. She hushed him, and layed him on the weight bench. She took out handcuff, and fasten them to his wrist. I always wanted to do this baby. She said with a wink. Troy didn't resist her. She took his pants down, and his boxers. She began to suck his cock in her mouth, and groaned with pleasure. You like that sweety. Yes he said breathing harder. She said I want you to enjoy this very much. I love you, and thats why I am doing this. She said your future depends on it. Troy still didn't know what Debbie was talking about, and at that point he didn't care. She slowly lowered her self on to his erect cock. Troy loved the warmth of her vagina. She milked him, and quickly he cummed. He was sweaty, and told her quick let me go. If I am late the coach will bust my balls. Then the coach spoke. No son I am not going to bust your balls, we are going to cut them off. Troy began began to beg. PLEASE DON'T COACH! I thought you loved me like a son. I do son. I am doing this for your own good. Boys step in here. Soon the whole team was gathered around Troy. Boys Troy is our star. We have to put his needs first dont we boys. YES SIR! The coach said Anderson down on your knees. Anderson did what the caoch asked him to do. Suck Troys dick boy. Anderson looked at the coach. DO IT NOW BOY! YES SIR! Anderson put Troys cock into his mouth as all players did. Each working to give the quarterback the pleasure that he earned. Troy many great players have come from this school. All went through what you are going through now. I want you to be the best player that you can be. After the last member of the team had suck Troy's cock. The coach brought out the bander. He snapped it on Troy's sac, and Troy groaned in pain. Boys Troy is making the ultimate sacrifice for this team, and we are going to play hard for him. YES SIR! The boys answered. With that the coach opened the sac of the teenager, and removed his balls. The coach then gave Troy pain killers to make him sleep. Troy rested at the school for three days. The coach had the other players covering for him. The night of the big game had come. Cross town rivals were undefeated, and was bragging a championship may be there's this year. Troy played the best game of his life. He passed for 500yards, and 5 touchdowns. The Wildcats won every game the rest of the year, and Troy set state records in all stats. He was picked up by a top ten school, and three years later had a Heisman Trophy to his credit. He was drafter number one into the NFL. Two years later he was named MVP to the Superbowl. When asked what his secret was he said my coach in highschool taught me about winning at any cost. Whats your coaches name Troy. Coach Carter he said smiling. There you have it Vince another star player sent to the NFL by coach Carter. I wonder what his secret is. Back to you Vince in the booth. * * * `
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Aunt Katherine
MINOR
Aunt makes sure her Nephew stays a Good boy.......
` He did not understand what was about to happen..Aunt Katherine had given him a nice warm cup of tea and the sedative had made him drowsy. He was lying on her bed-nude and his legs spread open-he felt too weak to close them. His well developed testicles rested on the bed- his large penis semi rigid -tho he could not understand why... ` Aunt Katherine glanced at her darling nephew. An attractive, buxom woman of 41 she loved the boy but also realized his hormones were now changing their relationship. She often caught his 15 year old eyes glancing at her deep cleavage and she realized only the simple proceedure she was about to perform could keep him young and innocent-free of the carnal lust men were so capable of. She entered the room- smiled at the young boy and sat next to him."Jason: she softly spoke-you do know how much i love you dont you?" The semi conscious boy nodded and smiled at his lovely aunt..Despite his drugged state his penis slightly quivered at the sight of his beautiful aunt so close to him..Katherine smiled again and continued: Im going to perform a very simple little proceedure Jason and when its all over youll be so much happier.And calmer. Jason felt his aunt gently place her hands under his scrotum and lift the heavy sack.His penis became erect from her touch but she calmly held the penis away from the sack....He saw Aunt Katherine remove a device from her nearby table -some sort of scissor it looked like- and he watched as if in a dream as she carefully placed the ripe heavy sack into it.... One year later Aunt Katherine kissed her lovely nephew as he came for his annual summer visit. She noticed he had gained a bit of weight and was even calmer and more docile than before.... That night they shared the hot tub.....Katherine noticing his now tiny penis limp and adorable hanging between his legs..Jason noted how large and beautiful his aunt's breasts were and how happy she was to see him... He had long forgotten what sexual desire even felt like. * * *
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Playing Lukas Sorensen - Chapter Index
GAY, NULLIFICATION, MINOR
In response to an email, this is a brief guide to the chapters.
Chapter 1 Lukas rings Matthew and they go to the movies. Chapter 2 On the boat, Lukas gives Matthew a key. Chapter 3 Lukas tells Matthew about the padlock. Chapters 4 – 6 Matthew helps Lukas with the padlock. Chapter 7 Matthew measures his cock and tries the padlock on himself. Chapter 8 Matthew meets Lukas at Christian’s house. Chapter 9 Matthew swallows the tablets. Chapter 10 Matthew and Christian travel into Lukas’ mind. Chapter 11 Lukas masturbates in the studio. Chapter 12 Matthew fucks Christian. Chapter 13 Matthew tries Lukas’ jocks on. Chapter 14 Lukas uses a backscrubber in the shower. Chapter 15 Lukas cracks his nuts on the parallel bars. Chapter 16 Matthew wanks. He decides to wear Lukas’ jocks, and he rings him, asking him if he wants to go up the coast today. Chapter 17 Matthew can’t get rid of his erection, and he embarrasses himself in front of Lukas. Chapter 18 Lukas forgets to take his trunks to the beach and has to swim in his jocks, which he loses. Chapter 19 Matthew lends Lukas his jocks, and they shower together in the changeroom at Whale. Matthew’s mother finds Lukas’ jocks in his jeans. Chapter 20 Matthew is in Lukas’ mind when Lukas touches the statue, and he remembers how it was made. Chapter 21 Matthew hits Lukas’ nuts with a hammer. Chapter 22 Matthew dresses Lukas in the ABC jocks. Chapter 23 At the beach, Lukas realises he’s forgotten his bag. They go to the shop, and Lukas buys a pair of designer speedos. Chapter 24 In the showers, Matthew accuses Lukas of being gay. Chapter 25 On the drive home, Matthew can’t get rid of his erection, and he ejaculates spontaneously. Chapter 26 Lukas and Matthew see a movie in which a jock has his gear ruined by a kid. Chapter 27 McCady discovers Matthew in Lukas’ mind. Chapter 28 Matthew dresses Lukas in the ABC jocks again, and he wears them on the beach. Chapter 29 Lukas rides the board. Matthew grips him between the legs and tears the ABC jocks off him. Chapter 30 In the changeroom, Matthew shows Lukas his cock and comes over him. A kid comes in and grabs Lukas by the hips. Chapter 31 Lukas shows Matthew his dad’s collection of bondage gear. Chapter 32 Lukas shows Matthew the museum. Chapter 33 Matthew takes Lukas to the hardware store. Chapters 34 – 37 Matthew crushes Lukas’ nuts. Chapter 38 Matthew showers Lukas and reads him a story. Chapter 39 Matthew squeezes Lukas’ sack. Chapter 40 Matthew fucks Lukas. Chapter 41 With his cock in Lukas’ mouth, Matthew bites his mushy sack. Chapter 42 The kid from the changeroom squeezes Lukas’ sack in the surf. Chapter 43 Matthew and Lukas have lunch at Rodney’s house. Rodney dresses Matthew in short shorts and touches his cock under the table. Chapter 44 Matthew smashes Lukas’ sack with a mallet. Chapter 45 Christian tells Matthew about the baby. At home again, Matthew discovers that his cock is getting longer. Chapter 46 Matthew talks Lukas into buying a thong and he wears it on the beach. Chapter 47 Matthew talks Lukas into having his testicles cut out. Chapters 48 – 49 Matthew cuts Lukas’ testicles out of his sack. Chapter 50 Rodney phones Matthew and Matthew pulls himself while he listens to Rodney. Chapter 51 Lukas changes into the thong in the changeroom. Chapter 52 Matthew tries to fuck Rodney in the surf. Chapter 53 Lukas and Matthew argue in the car. Chapter 54 Matthew argues with his parents. Chapter 55 Matthew goes to live at Lukas’. He fucks him, and the following day, confronts Christian about the tablets. Chapter 56 Matthew measures his cock again. Lukas sucks him off. Chapter 57 Lukas and Matthew argue. Lukas changes his picture of Matthew. Chapters 58 – 62 Matthew cuts Lukas’ cock off. Chapter 63 Matthew eats Lukas’ cock and is arrested. Chapters 64 – 66 At the police station, Judd gives Matthew some of his own medicine. Chapter 67 Matthew has to squash his swollen gear into the tight jeans, and Mr Sorensen takes him home. Chapter 68 Matthew wears Lukas’ leotard to the hospital. He sucks on Lukas’ catheter. Chapter 69 In the lift, a kid called Jimmy (Jacob) squeezes Matthew’s gear. Chapter 70 Matthew comes down off the tablets. Chapter 71 Matthew visits Lukas and helps him piss. He apologises for what he has done to Lukas, and at home, he is comforted by McCady. Chapter 72 At home again, Lukas has to wear adult diapers. He finds the glasses in one of Matthew’s boxes. Chapter 73 Lukas collapses in pain, and suddenly, Matthew understands. Chapter 74 Christian explains everything. They argue, and Christian forces Lukas’ hand. Chapters 75 - 76 Matthew recovers. Chapter 77 Matthew remembers. Chapter 78 Lukas shows Matthew his groin. Chapter 79 Matthew meets some old friends at Christian’s place. Chapter 80 Matthew remembers everything and tells Lukas. Chapter 81 Lukas is missing. Chapters 82 – 91 Matthew meets Rodney in the basement. Chapter 92 Matthew meets Lukas on a plane. Chapter 93 Jimmy (Jacob) kills Turner. Chapter 94 Matthew is fucked - and chosen to be hunted. Chapter 95 Lukas fires at Matthew in the clearing. Chapter 96 Matthew discovers that he has castrated a boy named Nathan. He and Lukas go to the beach. * * *
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David Loses his Dick
GAY, PENECTOMY, TESTICLES, NULLIFICATION
David and Peter have their dicks cooked, cut off and eaten.
` I got out of the car in the lonely stretch of desert and quickly stripped naked except for a pair of sandals. My 8" cut penis stood at attention at the thought of what was going to happen to it very shortly. ` I walked slowly down the path, my hard cock swaying as I went. Soon, I encountered several naked men having hot gay sex with each other. One looked up while he was sucking the huge dick of another, and noted my hard dick. He smiled and then moaned in pleasure as another naked fag shoved his hard dick deep into his asshole. Continuing on, I reached the main picnic area, which was crowded with naked gay men having sex with each other, or stoking the fire under a big pit barbeque. A hot blond guy walked up to me, his erect penis swaying with each step. "I'm Sam," he said. "You must be David." He held out his hand to shake mine as I nodded, then instead grabbed my hard penis and pumped it up and down. I moaned and grabbed his dick. He laughed. "Plenty of time for that later," he said. "Right now, we've got to get you cooking. He led me over to the barbeque pit where another naked guy my age was standing. He had an even bigger penis than mine, a good 9" and as thick around as my forearm. "This is Peter," explained Sam. "He's also going to have his dick and balls cooked and eaten today." With that, Sam injected a painkiller into the base of Peter's dick. Peter flinched a bit, but didnt otherwise move. Sam quickly slipped a collar around Peter's penis and then turned his attention to me. He eyed my penis lustfully. "No painkillers for you, David, I want you to feel every second that your dick and balls are cooking." He slipped a collar similar to the one he put on Peter's dick around my own dick and led us both to the fire. With a quick movement, he thrust my dick and balls through a hole in the side of the barbeque, and tied them down to the grill. Within seconds, I could feel the heat coursing through my penis, balls, and sac. Peter's sex organs joined mine on the grill. While Sam was busy putting Peter's dick and balls on the grill, I felt a huge cock push its way into my anus. I looked behind me and saw a hot young stud start to ram his dick up my asshole. Peter was getting the same treatment from another hot fag. After ten minutes, the pain in my sex organs stopped, and I could just feel a sort of nice warmth in my groin. Sam basted my dick and balls with a bowl-full of sperm. The sperm immediately started to brown on my dick and balls. Peter also had a bowl-full of cum basted onto his penis. A few minutes later, Sam held up a fork for Peter and I to look at. We both knew what was coming next. Sam gently stuck the tines of his fork into my penis-head. The fork met with little ressistance, sliding completly through the head of my dick. Clear juices welled up from the fully cooked head of my dick. Then Sam stuck the tines of the fork into the shaft of my dick, with the same results. One last check, with the tines of the fork psssing right through each of my balls. Sam pronounced me ready to carve, and released my sex organs from the grill. At first, my balls and dick didn't seem to want to release from the grill, then they sprang up all at once, golden brown with juices dribbling down the tasty sex organs. He guided me to a cutting table, and laid my dick and balls on the board. He pulled out a sharp knife, and with one single motion, cut off my balls and sac. Another fast motion with his knife, and Sam cut off my dick. I got to eat a piece of Peter's penis head and shaft, as well as one of his balls and a bit of scrotum. * * *
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For Danny
PENECTOMY, TESTICLES
Danny is 20 years old, and has waited a long time to lose his cock and balls. The big day finally arrives.
How long have you known that this day would arrive, Danny? Since the initial stirrings of puberty, when that first erection sprung free? Or since you first glanced with delight around the locker room at the handsome young men, with their hard bodies and dangling cocks? How many hours did you spend alone in your room, imagining those same cocks in your mouth, or in your ass? It never took long before a ribbon of semen lay across your stomach and chest. You dipped your fingers in the sticky white fluid and tasted it, pretending it came from Jason or Billy or Steve, or some other boy whose name you did not know. But those hours masturbating also awoke another urge within you, Danny. While you loved the feel of your hard cock in your hand, and the look of your balls hanging snug in their sack, you also wanted them to be gone. You couldn’t explain it, but you knew some day you would lose them, and the thought made you harder than ever. A leather strap around your sack makes your balls bulge tight against the skin. You pick up a small knife and gently push its point against the captive orbs. The sharp sting makes you stop, but the thrill is great. You repeat the action up and down the shaft of your cock, each time noticing how your penis swells in response to the probing of the knife. Some day, some day, you keep repeating. You begin college at a beautiful campus in the Shenandoah Valley, with beautiful boys, too. A 20th birthday arrives also. You are a man now, but men have cocks and balls and you want to be different. You think of castration each night, as you stroke your shaft and squeeze your scrotum. Soon, you repeat, wiping your cum from your chest. Soon it will stop being a fantasy and become real. Then came the day you read the posting on the Internet. It sounded genuine as you read the details – his long experience in castrating boys and men. He lived only a few hours away, and you knew that soon you would visit him. The arrangements were simple, and your overnight bag was packed. Then you stroke your cock, moving deliberately so that you can remember each sensation. You ejaculate, a spasm of pleasure you have experienced hundreds of times before, but this time is different. This time there will be no more. The train ride wasn’t long but it seemed like forever to you, Danny. Your heart wouldn’t stop pounding. Under your jeans a cock strained for release, rigid at the thought that it would soon be freed from its long bondage. Your balls pressed tightly up against it, knowing they too would soon be released from their sack. A pleasant house in a tree-filled neigborhood. Could any of the neighbors possibly guess what went on in within those walls? Michael prided himself in doing a good job, separating young men from their genitals. He provided a service that few others were willing to perform, and today you would become his latest client. The house was decorated nicely, you thought. Except for the master bedroom, the house was like any other. But that room was where you soon would lie, a lifetime of longing about to end. You were trembling, but you also knew that you wouldn’t walk out the front door, either. It felt right that you were in this house. You removed each item of clothing carefully, placing them on top of the dresser. You stared at yourself in the mirror – a penis, swollen and rigid, and below it a sack tightly drawn up. You knew you would never see this image again, and the thought made you a little sad, but at the same time very happy. Climbing on the metal table, you put your arms against your body, feeling Michael tying the leather straps around your wrists. Your feet are soon up in stirrups, held there by more straps. A pillow beneath you raises your groin even higher, so that he could easily do what he needed. You look at the light shining down on you, as you feel the cold liquid being applied to your cock and balls. You feel surprisingly calm, even though a sharp needle is soon invading your groin, numbing any sensation. Neither pleasure nor pain will ever emerge from your genitals again. A pillow props up your head and you watch as Michael begins. He cuts around your sack, carefully but purposefully. A cotton swaps absorbs the trickle of blood that follows the scalpel. Your testicle looks different than you imagined, somehow smaller and less round. It dangles from its stalk but not for long; a few more cuts and it lies in Michael’s hand. He shows it to you and you smile. Only a few minutes pass before its twin has also been freed. You look at them as they sit together in a glass container. Then you feel a tug at your penis. Without your balls the penis now seems useless, so you feel no regret as you watch the steel instrument cutting into the head. Michael is skillful, slicing the shaft vertically around the catheter. The strips of flesh lie on your stomach, moving up and down as you breathe. Soon, only the plastic tube can be seen emerging from your middle. The surgery that follows takes much longer, but your interest is already waning. The purpose of your visit has been accomplished. Your new life is about to begin. At one time you feared loneliness would follow your change, but this proves not to be so. You still desire the company of other men, and they still desire you. Some still have their cocks and balls, and others do not. But you find one another, and you are happy in what you have become. You waited 20 years, Danny. But many more years than that will now follow, and the thought makes you very happy.
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4
false
Mechanization (short, straight?, penectomy)
"Since your last visit, we've become completely mechanized," explained Sue, a heavy-set woman in her forties. Her friend Patty, a pretty young woman, looked at the contraption with amazement. "How does it work?" she asked. "Well, it allows us to take on about 50 men per hour. Thus the cost for each is a lot lower. Of course, there will always be those who can afford personal service from a dominant mistress or a gay man, but this offers relief for the masses. Look at the line out there!" Through the glass door, the women could see a long queue of men, huddled in the cold. "They've been waiting out there for hours!" Sue went to the door unlocked it, and opened it. "Twelve at a time, please!" she cried, as the men jostled for entrance. With some difficulty, she kept out everyone after the first dozen. "The rest of you will have to wait your turn. It doesn't take long." She handed each man who had entered a leaflet, but none of them read it--they seemed to know its contents already. "All right, gentlemen, take your positions!" Each stepped up to one of the available places at the machine. "To begin, insert a credit card," explained Sue. "The charge is only one hundred dollars." Most had already done so, and were waiting impatiently to continue. "Notice the economy," explained Sue to Patty. ""Getting cropped by a mistress or master costs at least a thousand. Some of our more talented dominants charge many times that!" Then, returning to the eager men, she went on. "When the green light goes on, insert your penis in the opening in front of you. Be sure to put it all the way in, including the balls." Most of the men had already done so. "Look at them," murmurred Sue to Patty. "They've all got hard-ons. They love it!" "Now, when you press the red button on the machine, you will feel a ring clamp around your cock and balls. At this point, the process becomes irreversible, so think carefully before taking this step! Once the ring is in place, you will never be able to remove your penis from the machine." Patty gasped. Despite Sue's warning, the rings could be heard clamping into place. Shortly afterwards, the men began to wince. "They've each just got a shot of anesthetic. It takes about five minutes to go into effect." The men, sweating, waited impatiently. "Can't you speed this up?" cried one of the men. "Yes," cried another, "it's what we've been dreaming of for months." "Just be patient--it's better this way," replied Sue. Slicing noises could be heard, then a sizzling sound. "Cauterization," explained Sue to Patty. The machine automatically cauterizes and sutures the wound." The men began staggering away from the machine, in happy triumph, their fondest dream come true. "Congratulations, girls!" cried Sue. Now just step into the next room, where you can rest for a few minutes. Make room for the next group."
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2
false
Hired to Cut -Part 2
STRAIGHT, TESTICLES
She hade her living with the knife.
` Shocked, she had ran from the slave shed to her room. Masood came to her an hour later. " I am sorry if I have distressed you , my lady " he said. " I wish to give you as much time as you need to consider my proposal. If you refuse, I shall not be offended. But do not act in haste. I would beg you to consider your present situation though. I am prepared to offer you ten gold pieces for every male you remove the testicles from, that is if he survives the operation. My lady, this is not England, it has been common practice here for many generations to cut slaves. Also you would not be the first woman to perform the operation. In fact it has usually been women who did the cutting in the past. At the risk of sounding a little indelicate my lady, the ladies seem to have a certain liking for it. The old crone I told you about earlier, had a very strong liking for it indeed. In fact my lady, I am of the opinion that she had to strong a liking for it, her methods inflicted much pain , and I had many losses. Indeed I pity even the rams and the stallions she gelds. Consider this , how much less painful it would be for those poor wretches to be cut by somebody with a degree of medical knowledge, how much better their chances of survival. My lady, I have business to attend to, I shall return tomorrow for your decision. Remember , my lady, whatever your decision, those young men are going to be castrated anyway." ` She spent the next twelve hours,going over and over it in her head. At first she could not believe that he had made such a proposal, to her . " He wants me to castrate those young slaves for him. He will pay me to cut out their testicles, cut out their testicles as if they were horses. He will pay me ten gold pieces to cut the manhood from them. " Suddenly she realised that she felt calmer, no longer agitated. She began to considered her positon now. She could leave here , walk away, back to her misery. She sat back in her chair. She suddenly realised she was thinking of the males in the cages. Thinking of what she had seen. She felt ashamed but she could not stop. "They were naked, she had seen them naked, had seen their penises. Had seen their testicles. Had seen what was to be cut out of them. What he wanted her to cut out of them. Her mind was raceing now. He said it would be easier on them, did he not?. Of course it would. They would have to be naked when they were being castrated, of course they would. They would have to be naked and their legs would have to be spread when they were being cut. She would be able to see their penises again. And she would see their testicles. And she would have to feel their testicles. Seperate them for the knife. The knife in her hand." For the first time in years, her body was racked by an explosive orgasm. * * *
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5
false
Pick a smart one
STRAIGHT, TESTICLES
A man, his bander, and a working girl.
The bed was comfortable. Handcuffed to the bedposts and face down in soft pillows, I couldn’t help but think how helpless I was. Of course, my ass lifted high into the air by a harness from the ceiling didn’t help much. I moaned as the warm shaving cream was smeared around my balls, up and down my throbbing cock, and playfully slid across my ass cheeks. She was truly a professional. With one hand, she shaved my groin and with the other, milked my pulsing rod. I didn’t last long. Half the sac was done when I bit the pillow and fired my man milk into the metal bowl between my legs. She never missed a stroke, just kept shaving and massaging. “All nice and clean,” she announced. Looking between my legs, I admired my low hanging balls and swaying prick. I had stretched and pumped both for hours everyday. I knew every curve of that package and could stare at them glowing in the lamplight forever. The steaming towel thrust between my legs pulled my mind from the haze. I squirmed and tried to escape the hot towel burning my precious friends. After a few moments, however, my squirms turned to grinds and thrusts as I attacked the now cooling soft towel. With a victory moan, I fired my cannon at the enemy and watched the towel retreat from our short battle. Heated from battle, my balls hung even lower, and block my view between my legs. Panting, I swung my hips to swing my balls like a pendulum of a large grandfather clock. The little blonde girl was watching the video again. Holding the device already loaded with a fresh rubber ring, she studied the video closely. The cowboy approached the bull from behind. He squeezed the large balls to the bottom of the sac. Finally, he positioned the device at the very top of the sac and pulled the trigger. The camera zoomed in on the green ring strangling the life from the soon to be steer’s balls. I had used the bander on my balls hundreds of times. Once I discovered my orgasm was stronger with the bands crushing my tender cords, I never stroked with out choke. Lately, however, it had gotten old. So, here I was. The cathouse had no rules and very little supervision. I simply picked the girl from the line up and went to a room. She was a little surprised when I opened the briefcase, but I have to admit the bander does look like a gun. I showed her the video and we discussed the events to fulfill my fantasy. So far, I was very pleased. A hand gripped my sac just beneath the base of my cock and slowly pulled down. The device was a little cold as the prongs touched my inner thighs. A cold metal prong scrapped my pulsing cock to one side as the device slid to the very top of my sac. Even when I know the trigger is being pulled, I still jerk when the band snaps into place and the cords are compressed. “Mmmmm, how does that feel Suga?” I moaned into the pillow and thrust at the air with my hips. “Well, if one is that good, why stop there?” I had tried up to three bands in my private sessions, but never got to a fourth. By the time I had loaded and positioned three, my balls were cold and discolored. I had brought a pack of twenty rings. I jerked and thrust even harder with my hips when the second band was placed. When the third band snapped around my sac, I desperately needed her to rub my cock. I said so and she laughed as the fourth band produced a jerk and renewed hip thrusts. By the seventh band, I was running out of sac to trap. My balls looked like two plums glued at the end of a green striped pencil and I was certain I was going to go insane if I didn’t get my cock touched. I would have rubbed my cock against sandpaper or shards of glass if it were placed near my thrusting hips. “Suga, I must say, this has been a fun hour, but your time is almost up. Where would you like to spend your last load?” I moaned into the pillow and with a foggy mind, tried to make sense of her words. She kept talking. She squeezed her breasts together. She bent over. She made a wanking motion with her hand. “Well, since you can’t decide, I guess it is house choice. I choose, a blowjob.” She slid between my thighs and sucked my plums. At first, I was frustrated that she had missed the obvious target. Then she licked up the rings, flicking each with her tongue. Tracing the veins on my cock with her moist tongue, she arrived at the head and swallowed my shaft whole. I thrust into the warm throat. Her tongue ring was compressed between her chin and the first ring on my sac as I coated her tonsils with cream. The springs in the bed beneath her head creaked as I jack hammered her skull with an orgasm Ill never forget. I grew soft in her mouth and she spat me out. “Now lets finish up,” she said as she grabbed the small curved scissors from the briefcase. I had often used them to get underneath the bands and carefully remove them without cutting the sensitive sac. I begged her to hurry and cut them off. I had never had the bands on this long, or this many. “Don’t worry Suga, I know, I know.” **Snip** They bounced slightly as they hit the spring mattress. I remember that. One small green band remained at the top of my sac, just under my soft cock. The other bands followed my plums as they bounced from the bed to the floor. It was at that moment, I realized that I had picked the stupidest working girl from the line up. * * *
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6
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Christine finds an ally
This continues the Christine plays Poker story. Christine meets a woman with similar interests, who extracts sexual pleasure as her price for future activities.
On leaving the club, Alix walked to a red Mustang and beckoned Christine into the passenger seat. Christine got in and put her bag on her lap. She could smell the old leather of the seats and there was more than enough room to stretch her legs. ‘This is quite an item,’ she said. ‘Yes, it is my pride and joy. But it takes some upkeep at its current age.’ She put her hand on Christine’s knee as she made sure she had her seat belt on properly. She roared off, and said, ‘Are you pleased with your trophy?’ ‘Yes,’ said Christine, openning the bag and pulling out the little plastic container containing Fiona’s clitoris, ‘But it’s not a remarkable specimin, and I would like to have had three of them.’ She looked more closely at Alix. A lot of her height was leg, which now protruded through the split skirt she wore into knee length black boots, which laced up the front. From the waist upward she also black leather in the shape of a lace up bodice, which pushed her large breasts upwards. As she turned the wheel, the strong muscles in her biceps showed. It was only ten minutes drive to Christine’s apartment. Alix pulled the car into the kerb and stopped the engine. Christine said, ‘Thank you, I’m just here.’ ‘Aren’t you going to invite me up for a coffee?’ ‘Would you like to me to do you as well?’ ‘Not tonight, but I might be able to get you some trade. Perhaps we could discuss it?’ ‘OK! I’ll make some coffee.’ They got out of the car and entered the downstairs door. ‘I’m on the third floor. It’s a walk up.’ Christine got to the door and unlocked it. The apartment was small with two rooms and a bathroom. Alix sat on a sofa as Christine filled a jug with water and put the filter coffee machine on. She turned round to Alix and said, ‘How can I get more trade?’ ‘I know a few people, who might be interested in your services.’ ‘How do you know I provide services?’ ‘Not everyone carries a clitoridectomy kit in their handbag. Besides you acted with such precision. This was not your first time.’ ‘My first time in this country.’ ‘So you have your first American clitoris.’ ‘I didn’t say that.’ ‘You’ve been collecting them outside the country?’ ‘Oh yes. An American was my first. I’ll show you a picture of her, while the coffee filters through.’ Christine went into the bedroom and brought back a photograph of Io spreadeagled the moment after excision. She held the two feet wide photograph in front of her and pointed to the mid point between Io’s legs. ‘You see that speck. It’s her clitoris! It’s just been sliced off.’ She handed the photograph to Alix and went to fix the coffee. ‘Do you take milk?’ ‘No thanks, just black.’ Alix put the photograph down as Christine handed her a coffee. Chrstine said, “ I feel a bit silly still in my raincoast. I’ll just go and change.’ ‘Just take your raincoat off. It’s warm enough.’ Christine kicked her shoes off and unbottoned the raincoat. She turned round, keeping her legs tightly together, looked at Alix and said, ‘It’s not very impressive, titless and hairless.’ Alix put her hand between Christine’s thighs, forcing it upwards. ‘But very wet,’ she said, as her fingers moved around. ‘You won’t find anything to play with down there. I should have said clitless as well.’ ‘So you were just bluffing in the club,’ Alix said, without moving her hand. ‘Not quite,’ replied Christine as she again fondled her locket. ‘Let me see.’ Christine took off her locket and put in Alix’s right hand. Her left remained between Christine’s legs and her fingers sought her vaginal openning. ‘There’s no real fun up there either, but I don’t mind being stretched..’ Christine said as she relaxed her thigh muscles, parting her legs slightly. Alix took her hand away and looked at the locket. ‘It’s also not very impressive,’ said Christine, I have more impressive examples in there.’ Pointing to the bedroom. ‘Ill see those later, ‘ replied Alix, who gave the locket back. Christine put it on the table and sat on one of the dining chairs opposite Alix. She kept her knees and ankles together. Alix leaned back on the sofa stretching. She parted her legs comfortably. She smiled. ‘I have a proposition for you. I’ll find the women for you, and we’ll do them together. You can keep their clitorises. But after each event, you’’ll perform cunnilingus with me.’ ‘The more the merrier!’ responded Christine, smiling for the first time and sticking her tongue out, licking round the outside of her mouth. ‘OK, we’ll begin now. Where’s you shower.’ ‘It’s through he bedroom.’ Alix got up and went into the bedroom, ‘Wait until I call you.’ Chrstine heard the shower go and sat. Her wet outer labia began to stick to the chair top. After five minutes, Alix called and Christine entered her bedroom. Alix stood there magnificently. She was naked and shaved. Her large breasts hardly sagged and waist was narrow and well muscled. She had one of Christine bondage wrist constrainers in her hand. ‘Come here and turn round.’ Christine hesitated. Alix came across, “You think I’m going to leave you free with all your equipment at hand?’ She grabbed Christine by the shoulders, twirled her round and pulled her two wrists into the contrainer, which she strapped tight. She walked across to the bed, sat on it and motioned for Christine to begin. Alix lay back as Chrsitine’s tongue carriessed her outer labia, then her her inner and finally her clitoris. Chrsitine found it astonishingly small for such a big woman, but she continued to do her job. She felt Alix shudder at orgasm and stopped. The she heard, ‘No go on until I tell you to stop.’ Finally. Alix sat up and pulled Christine’s head up. She got some tissues and cleaned her face. ‘You’re good at that,’ she said, ‘You are an odd dyke.’ Leaving Christine kneeling, Alix got dressed and then pulled Christine up. She untied her constraint, kissed her on the lips and went to leave. Turning at the door, she said, ‘I’ll have some trade in a few days.’ * * *
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5
false
Date, women's idea of a party!
STRAIGHT, NULLIFICATION
What a fun party the ladies have at the male's expense.
A date. ======= I was at a friend's party chatting to a petite young woman. Things were going well, I thought. The suddenly, she kneed me in the groin. I doubled up. Everyone stopped talking and were watching. "Kiss my feet!" she said. She slammed her weight onto my back and neck. I fell to the floor. She grabbed my hair and tried to lift me. I grabbed her hands. As my body straightened. She swiftly aimed and kicked. Perfect kick. She landed it directly in my balls. I slumpted on the floor at her feet and through tear filled eyes aimed my kiss. "That's better" she said. "Easy when you try". "Now strip". I hesitated. She just stared at me. I stripped. The other people in the party were in shock. The women were watching intensely as I took off my shirt, then my jeans and finally my underpants. I felt all the girls' eyes on my genitals. "On all fours". I did as I was told. She sat on my back. She took some ribbon from her hair and tied it around my balls. Pulled the ribbon, through my legs and sat astride my back like a jockey with this ribbon as a reverse form of reigns. She rode me around the room. "OK, girls who wants a ride". A female friend of mine volunteered. For a friend she was very rough with my balls. While I was being ridden. She attacked another poor innocent male and whithin 30 minutes, there were 3 male horses. The other males stood watching silently as their women were excited by the event. "Now for a race". "The prize, not to be gelded". She held up a pair of sharp kitchen scissors. The race began. On the first lap I was in third. I was catching up a few times but my jockey tugged the reigns too hard and this slowed me. The second lap I passed 1 guy and was gaining on the leader. The woman on my back was encouraging and kept my balls steady. My balls not jumping around allowed me to increase the speed. I had passed the leader and building up a big lead. Half a lap to go. She suddenly yanked my balls hard. I collapsed. She kept tugging them. I couldnt get up. I saw another bahind me. Even though I was in agony being tugged I crawled towards the line. Just before the line, the guy behind passed me. Still on all fours. "Now for the winning ceremony. In 3rd place Fred." With that the jocky took his balls in her hand. Squeezed tight and said "Enjoy it while you can". And snip. His scrotum containing his balls were now dangling not from his body but the jocky's hand. "In 2nd place, .....". I felt her grip my balls and the pain as she squeezed. Then the feel of cold metal and the pain stopped. The jockey came round to our heads and waved our scrotums in our face, These were your balls and now they're ours. The young woman who started off the evening with my humiliation, now showed the winning jockey how to cook their prized winnings. We sat at their feet like drooling dogs with puppy dog eyes as we watched as they tucked into our testicles. By the expressions on their faces, they must have tasted good.
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1
false
Castration is a good thing
BI, NULLIFICATION
I cheated and this was the last resort. Turns out this was the second best thing that ever happened to me. My wife is of course the best. Love her!
I am now very comfortable in my new state, not quite man not quite woman but very much a part of both. I am much more feminine, pretty in a boyish way like a tomboy. I am not the dominant partner I used to be, by far less sexual in a masculine role. My wife is much happier, it was her idea. I used to cheat on her frequently with an insatiable lust for sex: Raw sex, a meaningless sex not at all what we have now. We dated in our early twenties in 1984 going out to bars working hard and spending all our money. It was fun. We partied. Her career took off as she now runs a very large company. She is a consummate businesswoman and a terrific provider. My career went south. I would work late with lots of overtime and never produced a tenth of her income. While she is very pretty, she didn’t like sex with me. I had good girth and size lots of muscle but sex was not the same for her. I was too rough. I strayed several times until she caught me about 15 years ago just after we bought a house. She was very upset to say the least. She said that the only way I could stay is if she had my balls. Turns out she really wasn’t kidding. She said that she would only take me back if I had my testicles removed. She even arranged the surgery. It was quick and painless. She requested to have my scrotum completely removed so that all that would remain was my penis but decided that when she learned that there would be some shrinkage that a labial shaped split would be even more suitable. I didn’t fully understand what was in store next but I was desperate to win back her heart. I used to have a solid seven inches that had sizable girth but now I’m down to a skinny flaccid two and a half which can get erect to three with injections. I hardly bother, except when she really wants me to join in. I am more her homemaker now, more interested in fashions and keeping our house in season, I’d just rather cuddle. As it turned out because I was younger the loss of testosterone had more of a profound effect on me and I truly enjoy it. I am in love with my body. The increase in body fat has given me a much more womanly figure without body hair. I love to work out and I dress with suitable androgyny. We did have additional surgery for my feet about six years ago so that I can wear both woman’s loafers and mules or clogs a(a woman’s size eight) which is okay for some one 5’10. Yes, I wear thongs and panties, sometimes boxers for casual shorts. When we go out for dinners I’m more into slacks. At home I wear my tights with a loose shirt and clogs. Sometimes a bit of makeup . I keep my fingernails short but they are well manicured. Our toes we do together Which is a blast. She had taken on a few lovers which we shared. sometimes male, sometimes female, a couple of shemales too. Yes I do swallow. It’s not that weird after losing interest I’m not really a man now anyway. But yes, I am skilled for both. I mostly hold her, which is what I crave.. Once in a while when she wants just me we will go through the injection process but I’m not as into it anymore. Let he have some fun with others. We have such a pretty house and she is such a good provider. I would truly recommend this life to all. * * *
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6
false
Brett's UN-Lucky Jock Part 1
STRAIGHT, magic shrinkage
the big man on campus gets taught a lasting lesson
` Tanya sat down in her highschool gymnasium with a big grin on her face. It was almost ten a.m., third period, almost showtime ! The chearleaders were beginning their practice drills at one end of the small gym while the football players had weight trainning at the other. The jocks were walking in from the locker-room at a leisurely pace. She could hardly wait !!! REVENGE was almost hers. So she sat patiently waiting for Brett to saunter in while thinking of her one and only date with the infamous Big-Brett. ` She had been so excited, imagine, the "new-kid" freshmen asked out by the captain of the football AND baseball team. The most popular guy in the whole school had asked HER out! He had picked her up in his red mustang convertible and taken her to one of those retro drive-in movies. She had been so nervous sitting there next to the big athlete. Brett was by far the best looking guy in town. He was a big, thickly muscled 18 year old, with beefy all-american looks. He could have any girl he wanted with his sexy smile. And he knew it too. Tanya hadn't known then but Brett had an ego to match his bulging biceps. After the movie he had taken her to a secluded area where they could "watch the stars". Once in the backseat, he turned into an animal. Tanya felt like she had been swimming in muscles. At first she had been turned on by his smell and the meaty hands all over her and the grunting. But she bagan to feel like he was going too far. Tanya had always wanted to wait for marriage. She certainly didn't want to lose her virginity in the back of a mustang with some sweaty jock. When he unbuttonned the fly of his Levis he groaned a sigh of relief. Tanya finally saw the monster that had been traped in his tight blue- jeans. It was the biggest, fattest package she ever saw. Strainning to be freed from his red and blue stripped jockey shorts. It must of been at least a foot long and so wide, she had a hard time believing he wasn't smuggling a softball in his crotch. "Go ahead. " he said. "Touch it." "No Brett I can't" "Come on baby, you know you want it." He said grabbing her small arm. " All the chicks want a piece of this." He mover her hand down to his crotch and placed it on his thick package easily. " Oh yeah that's it, stroke it." he said using his strength to rub her hand on his ponderous bulge. "No..." she protested. "Come on, stroke my fat dick bitch." he groaned and closed his eyes, a dumb grin on his face. Tanya chose this moment to act. ( If I dont I might get date-raped !) she thought . She brought her freehand down to help kneed the front of his jockeys. " Oh yeah, some double handed action, that's the shit I'm talkin about." Brett was in his glory. She had been scared. Brett was five times her sized and probably a dozen times stronger. But she had his only weakness in the palm of hands. "Yeah baby that's it, that's it bitch.."He let go of her captive hand then. Convinced that she could no longer resist Bi-Brett. She waited till he was real comfortable, his head rolling around on his huge shoulders moaning and groaning. He was obviously enjoying her small handywork, let's see if he likes this technique... "Oh yeah, work my big knob bitch, oh yeah ,oH YEAEEEEOOOOOWWW!!!" With all her might Tanya had taken firm hold of Brett's big dick with one had and his big balls with the other and twisted not once, but twice as if ringing out a towel. "OH FUCK, MY JOCK !" He yelped in a high feminine pitch. His face turning a shade of deep purple, holding his groin with both hands like he held his football. Tanya jumped out of the car then and ran. "You Bitch ! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS !!!" He screamed into the night. Tanya had laughed all the way home picturing Big Brett nursing his big abused tool. But she hadn't laughed that next monday back at school. Brett had told everybody that he hadn't wanted to bed the new girl because she had horrible gennital warts. She was hummiliated. Nobody would believe her word over captain JOCK-USA. Nobody had questioned that Brett's labored walk had been a reslult of " a way intense workout!" She boiled for revenge. But what could she do??? Then she thought of her grandmother. Her grandmother who's hand at magic was pretty good her dad had always said. So she went to her. Entering the stuffy old victorian, Tanya just KNEW her grandmother was going to find a proper revenge for Big Brett. "What can I do for you sweetie??" the ancient lady asked. "Grandmother, I want... um..." Tanya began. "Revenge??" the old lady finnished. "Yes." she said smilling. "Death???" croaked the old woman. "No nothing like that. More like excrutiating embarassment. PUBLIC embarrassment." "I assume this is a boy, eh??she asked. "You would assume right." "Were his crimes of a, sexual nature?? she asked. "Um, yeah, actually." "Well tell me about him this boy, what type is he, um , what does he do?" she asked "Besides womanizing and ruinning girls reputations? He's a big musclebound jerk with a huge.. um " "Ego??" finnished her grandmother smilling. "Yeah, as for what he does, well, he's a super-jock. He plays football and baseball, and he wrestles and he lifts weights like there's no tomorrow." "Ah, I have the perfect thing for a physical man with an over-inflated, um, ego." she laughed and left the room. When she returned she had a small glass bottle with a creamy white substance within. "Here you go miss-missy." she said dropping the bottle in the palm of Tanya hands. "This is perfect for your MACHO-MAN." "What does it do grandma?" "You must find a way to spread this onto his gennitals Tanya." she said and then smiled. "Male sweat activates it deary.." "But what does it do??" Tanya asked. "Oh miss-missy you'll love it. It turns Big-Big boys..." she said making a space between her two open palms about a foot wide. "into microscopic boys." she finnished pulling out a magnifying glass from her pocket... * * *
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The Cock-eating Championships
PENECTOMY, TESTICLES
Women go wild at the Championships
` Picture the scene: ` It’s the height of Spring and the sun is out with a fresh sea breeze blowing in from the coast. It’s the national holiday – 30 year’s since Female Domination was ratified. A carnival atmosphere pervades and the 13th Season of Cock-eating has been reduced to the last 20 competitors after 26 weeks of competition. The carnival hands are preparing for the contest. Six hundred prime 18-year old bucks are being harnessed into 20 columns – one column of 30 for each contestant. These are fine young men specially selected for the quality of their cocks. Ten inches, tender and thick are the cocks chosen. Fifteen black men and fifteen white men in each alternating. The time has approached: A huge crowd fills the stands. Bets have been placed and a 21-year-old woman from Baton Rouge named Valerie is the favourite. She has a season average of 28.66 cocks per round completely devoured (considered clean) testes and all. There is no time limit. If a contestant vomits she is disqualified. Whomever devours the most cocks clean, testes and all, is declared the winner. The 20 women are in position in front of their bucks. The siren sounds and they commence. Valerie has a white cock first up. She sinks her teeth into the glans and with powerful teeth and jaws for which she is revered severs the cockhead and commences to chew and devour it. The buck is obviously distressed but cannot move an inch in his harness. The foreskin is chewy but she makes short work of it. It’s a bloody business. She next bites off a testicle. She prefers the taste of the penis, particularly the cockhead, however she does not consider the gonad disagreeable. ‘Slow and steady wins the race’ is her credo. It takes her four minutes to complete the testes and she now concentrates on the shaft, biting and chewing, biting and chewing – this buck is a sweet one. Not bad for starters. He is unconscious but not dead. She considers him while she eats one of the sweetest tasting cocks she can remember. This bodes well she thinks. Twenty five minutes passes and all of the girls are at work on their sixth buck – black men. Black men taste different to white men – more savoury like bacon whereas whites taste like pork. Jill is considered Valerie’s main threat. She is noted for her wild thrashing style – they say she doesn’t have the same strength as Valerie. She tears and rips and makes more use of her molars to bite off the manmeat effectively. Another twenty five minutes and the pace is steady. Most of the girls including Valerie and Jill are on their twelfth buck. No water is permitted to lubricate their mouths and throats so they resort to milking a buck or two throughout the contest – which slows them down but time is not a factor. At the hour and a half mark the field has been reduced by two due to vomiting. The women in the stands are frenzied and the poor hot dog boys have all been castrated orally by overzealous fans. The grounds in front of the stalls are also littered with penises and testes thrown from the stands. A group of women have cornered a couple of males and are attempting to pull their dicks off with their bare hands – one has succeeded. And the milking stalls and glory holes at the back of the stands are doing a roaring trade. When women assemble in groups like this it pays not to have a penis. The penis crushing stalls are also popular. There are dozens of women attempting to grind cocks into paste with stiletto heels or thick-soled boots favoured by the militants. An attendant must scrape up the ‘penis paste’ left by these women with a spatula. The militants are out in full regalia bearing their many trophies on their belts – they only keep their largest phalluses - the rest are tossed to the pigs. One of these women proudly displays a penis the size of which would rival the trunk of a young elephant. After two hours Valerie is in trouble and in danger of being disqualified should she barf. On her twenty sixth buck with only four other competitors remaining she has decided to milk this male. But he is stressed and she is finding it difficult. She must summon all her self control and will power to prevent from vomiting. Finally some cum and then a little more. She pumps him with her hand and raises his gonads up and forward trying to make him ejaculate. Then suddenly, god sent, ‘nectar of the gods’ she thinks and laps up every single ounce, rolling it on her tongue and gargling it in the back of her throat. ‘Thankyou, God!’ she whispers under her breath. Never has cum tasted so sweet to her. She sinks her teeth into this black man’s glans and the contest is renewed. After twenty eight bucks it’s just Valerie and Jill. But Jill’s jaw is very tired and cramping. She is struggling to tear the manmeat even though it is tender. She soldier’s on and amazingly after close to three hours both have completed their thirty allotted bucks. It comes down to the cleanest. The judges inspect the bucks – Valerie’s first. Very little left – she’s ‘clean’. Then Jill’s. She has done an outstanding job on her first twenty five however, the last five resemble a ‘dog’s dinner’. Her jaw tiring she had been unable to clean up their entire organs. Valerie is declared the winner and immediately a riotous celebration breaks out. Women race through the streets destroying penises and testes of any male within the vicinity. Old men, young men, boys – no male is safe. One young lady with a knife has collected forty seven severed cocks and proudly displays them in the gutter lined up in a row. She is distraught though because in her tardiness she has only eighty nine gonads. In disgust she begins to mash the dismembered organs into paste and spends the next hour assiduously doing so – finally using the paste to do skids from a run-up. Valerie is the champion! To celebrate she busts some balls – delighting in each ‘pop’. This has been a great day for womankind. The streets are littered with manmeat. And the women’s bellies are full of it too! * * *
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Sally: A little flashback - part 8
clitoridectomy
While waiting for he Clitoridectomist License, Sally got some flashback about how she became so interested in circumcision and clitoridectomy
I submit my records to Dr.Z. It’s 109 clits !!! Amazing. Dr.Z smiled to me and tells me I will get my Clitoridectomist License in a couple weeks. It needs to be approved by the National Board of Medical Practitioners first. Back to my apartment. A little tired after all that clit cutting. I sit on my bed and taking a good look at my latest collection. It’s Maya’s clit in a specimen jar. Nice, round, and pink. I wonder how’s she’s doing. Her wounds should heal anytime soon. I should give her a call. Then my first collection. It’s Sylvie’s clit. She lost a bet to her friend, Gina. I wonder what they were betting. I hope it was not a stupid bet over a guy who turns out to be a jerk. Then it’s Jelita’s clit ring. Maybe it’s cursed, and whoever wears it will end up getting her clit removed. I’d love to pierce Donna’s clit with it. That bitch stole my boyfriend. Then I look inside my drawer. There’s a book by Dr. Isaac Baker Brown, an English doctor who advocated clitoridectomy in the 1860s. Then he was expelled from the medical community in disgrace, then more than a century later, it’s popular again. Funny how life goes. Next to it is a dusty little jar which has been there for a while. That brings back a lot of memory. Back in the last year of high school I dated this Asian exchange student named Ming. He was nice and handsome, I liked him a lot. When we first made out, I found out that he was not circumcised. I wasn’t happy about it. His cock was ugly and it looked like an elephant trunk. But I was not about to dump a good guy over a piece of unwanted skin. So every time we made out, I pulled back his foreskin ( yuck !!) cleaned it and then caressed his exposed glans, while telling him how much nicer it will be if the cock head is exposed without the ugly foreskin. Finally, just after his 18th birthday, I convinced him to get circumcised. I took him to a doctor and took care of him until the wounds heals. We eventually broke up and he went back to his home country, but he never regret to have been circumcised. That dusty glass jar has Ming’s preserved foreskin in it. That’s how I began getting interested in circumcision. Then I began my nurse’s training and eventually I worked for a circumcision clinic. On the female side, it’s a different story. Back when I was 19, I had this nice roommate. Her name is Jameela. She’s from Egypt. She had the most amazing smooth olive skin and the most beautiful pair of breasts and the most amazing pair of big beautiful eyes. Her body is curvy and just thick enough, not too thin and not too thick. We shared everything. We talk about clothes, family, and of course, guys. One night we were looking at some magazine and there was this ad about clit piercing. It’s buy 1 get 2. Then I wildly thought about getting both our clits pierced for the price of one. Sally: “Hey check this out. It’s 2 for 1 clit piercing” Jameela: “Really ?? cool” Sally: “Let’s get our clits pierced. It’s gonna be hot !” Jameela: “No, sorry I can’t” Sally: ”Oh c’mon, you big beautiful chicken. It’s just like your belly button piercing, only a bit lower” Jameela smiled and got her pretty face close to mine. The she whispers, “Can you keep a little secret ?” I nodded in curiousity. Jameela :”I don’t have a clit” Sally: “You don’t have what …..?” Jameela: “You heard me. I don’t have a clitoris” Sally: “How come ??” Jameela: “Ehmm, in Egypt, all women are circumcised. It means the clit is removed. Usually before marriage.” It sounded strange to my ears, but I remember I got turned on so hard by what she said. My heart was racing fast and I could feel some tingling and wet sensation between my legs. But I tried to hide it.. Sally: “wow…did it hurt” Jameela: “ Sure it hurts like hell. But after the medicine it felt better….” Sally: “This…I have to see..” Then I jumped at her in excitement and practically got her naked by force. She could have sued me for attempted rape. When I finally got her naked, I saw this amazing hairless pussy. Then she opened up her legs and there it was. She’s clitless. The only visible sign of the presence of a clitoris is just a tiny fine scar. I touched her scar to see her reaction. She certainly felt some tingle, but she remained calm. I wonder what’s the effect of being clitless. Sally: “So, how does it feel if I touch you there ?” Jameela: “Still a bit tingle but not much. However, once the clit is gone, the G-spot and nipples become super sensitive. I could go to heaven just on a light touch on my nipples, and the touch on my G-spot…oohhhhh………it’s amazing” I couldn’t take it anymore. I pulled down my pants and panties. I could see my panties was wet and I could feel my clit throbbing in excitement. Sally: “Jameela, please, cut my clit. I want to be like you” Jameela: “Are you sure ???” I handed her the nail clipper from my manicure set. She placed the blades around my erect clitoris. Just one snap and I’ll be clitless. She looked confused and hesitated. Jameela: “I can’t. I don’t know what to do…..I don’t want you to bleed to death” She finally put the nail clipper back before anything was cut. That night I almost became clitless :) TO BE CONTINUED * * *
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Consequences of a Card Game (translation from the German by memberno)
STRAIGHT
A card game has unexpected consequences.
I got along really well with my neighbor, who is a real beauty. Occasionally, she and I would invite each other to dinner. One Friday evening during the card game afterwards, she suggested that whoever lost the next game would be the other's slave. I found this a bit strange, but didn't want to spoil the game. So, I agreed. I won the first game. Afterwards I had her wait on me a bit. On Saturday she had to do my shopping and clean my apartment. But, we still ate together. On Sunday morning after a good night's sleep and a fine brunch I freed her. Then we went on a long walk. Next Friday, we were together again and she wanted to do the same thing again and I again didn't want to refuse her wishes. I won again and the weekend passed exactly the same as before. So it went for two months, but one Friday evening she won. She had me wait on her and at bed time she took me down into the cellar and chained me up. The next morning she came down into the cellar and had me sign some papers, after which she set up a grating and started a large fire. I was quite surprised. She fastened me to the grate, cut my hair, and whipped me thoroughly. Afterwards she silently snipped off my genitals. She put me in chains and branded me as her slave. Then I swore an oath of slavery to her and thanked her. I was highly perplexed, but it was a very lovely ceremony. With that I was her slave and not just for the weekend, but forever. The papers signed all my property over to her. My apartment was no longer needed and was turned over. I had become her property. After two weeks she spoke to me one evening, saying that she thought I would have resisted, but it seemed OK with me that everything went so simply. After getting her permission to speak, I replied that I was already her slave then. She had just made everything clear to me, which was much better. I look forward to your feedback. * * *
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Playing Lukas Sorensen - Chapter 62
GAY, NULLIFICATION, MINOR
Matthew learns the secret of mind control.
Chapter 62 Matthew rushed over to the chair, and felt in Lukas’ jeans. No phone. And the circle of blood was spreading wider, soaking the carpet. A lot of blood. Matthew stood up and ran his fingers through his hair. And then he ran. He ran out of the music room, and through the workroom, and ran up the hall stairs. He tripped, because the light was out. His foot slid backwards, and he landed on his knee. Fell onto his chest. And slid backwards. He pushed himself up. Got his footing, and dragged himself up with the banister. He rushed into the kitchen, not thinking about McCady, thinking only of the house phone, in the hall, but she was there. She looked up. And dropped the pan that she was holding. It clattered onto the floor. Matthew stopped. She staggered back a little. Tried to take Matthew in. Tried to take in the blood, and the expression on Matthew’s face. ‘But what’s happened!’ ‘Call an ambulance,’ Matthew said. She didn’t move. ‘It’s Lukas. He’s hurt himself. He’s cut himself.’ She stood stock still for a moment, and then she started to move. ‘Tell them to stop out the front. I’ll carry him up to the gate. He’s bleeding really bad.’ Matthew rushed out to the hall again, and ran down the stairs. He had known he would have to phone an ambulance. He knew that. Why hadn’t he gotten his phone? Why hadn’t he thought about it? He ran through the workroom and into the music room. Lukas was just as he had left him, though he wasn’t pissing or shitting anymore. Between his legs, there was a feeble pulse of blood. A regular little geyser, pulsing with every beat of Lukas’ heart. Matthew stared for a moment. And then he looked around him. There was blood everywhere. All over the walls. On the carpet. On the piano keys. Lukas looked as though he had bathed in it. But he wasn’t moving. Matthew rushed forward and picked him up. He stank. The smell of shit. Matthew jiggled him, tried to rouse him, and Lukas came to a little. ‘You did it yourself,’ Matthew said, as he was carrying him out of the room. ‘You have to say that. You have to say you did it yourself.’ Lukas looked at him, though his eyes were unfocussed. ‘You understand me, Lukey? You have to say that it was your idea, and that you did it yourself. You flushed it down the john. Have you got that?’ Lukas closed his eyes, and his head fell to one side. Matthew carried him up the stairs and opened the door into the garage. He struggled to get Lukas through it, and then he hit the switch for the roller door. Already, in the far distance, he could hear the siren of the ambulance. The roller door clattered up and revealed a day dark with rain. Heavy grey clouds hung above the trees, and there was a torrent of water falling. Matthew ducked under the door and walked out into it, feeling the cold water like needles on his skin. He started to trot, trotting around the side of the house, but he lost his footing on the muddy drive, and fell. He hit the ground sideways, and Lukas landed on his back. Matthew picked himself up, and bent to pick Lukas up again, watching the way the water washed the blood from Lukas’ perfect skin as Matthew found the entrance to the path, which was the quickest way to the gates. He started to trot, trotting up the path, and feeling leaves and branches flick past him. He was drenched, his clothes were soaked, his hair was soaked, and his shoes were soaked, before he had made it halfway up the path, and Lukas was heavy. He could hear the siren now, louder, though it seemed to come in bursts through the rain. It was a long way away. He could tell that. And he slowed his pace to walking. Lukas was heavy, but he was clean now. His blond hair wet, his face and chest and stomach splashed with drops and running with rivulets of water. His head was turned to one side, against Matthew’s shoulder, like he was a child sleeping, but he was unconscious. Matthew knew that. Matthew looked at the space between Lukas’ legs. It looked clean now. It didn’t matter that Lukas was naked. There was nothing to cover. Nothing but a bloody spot, a circle, where his cock had been, though the blood was still pulsing there. But it would be okay, once they had fixed it. Lukas wouldn’t die. He wouldn’t die of blood loss. At least, Matthew hoped so. He looked at Lukas’ face. He looked pretty pale. In fact, he looked paler than he ever had. His body was turning white. When Matthew reached the gate, he had to put Lukas onto the ground. The iron handle was too hard to turn, and he couldn’t manage it while he was holding Lukas. He put Lukas on the side of the path, on the grass, not wanting to put him on the gravel. Lukas’ knees fell apart, the rain running down the insides of his thighs, washing the place clean. Matthew opened the gate, and picked Lukas up again, carrying him through it and onto the street. He walked across the verge and stood on the tarmac. The ambulance was close now, only two or three streets away. Matthew stood in the rain. Waiting. Lukas naked in his arms. On the other side of the street, the gates of the neighbour’s house opened automatically, followed by the appearance of a classy old Jensen. The woman driving it paused, looked at Matthew holding Lukas, naked, and bleeding, and then she drove on. The ambulance appeared from the other end of the street, lurching around the curve, lights flashing and siren blaring. The driver killed the siren and drove past Matthew, pulling up so that he was at the rear of the van. A door opened at the side, and the medic appeared, shouting in the rain, and with the lights still flashing. ‘What happened to him?’ he said, opening the rear doors. Matthew swallowed. He felt like he was going to cry. ‘He cut his penis off.’ The medic simply pulled the stretcher out. ‘Have you got it?’ he said. He was taking Lukas from Matthew, and putting him on the stretcher, and pushing him into the van, all in one movement. Matthew shook his head. ‘I don’t know what he did with it.’ He saw McCady emerge from the main gates, holding an umbrella. ‘Are you coming?’ the medic said. Matthew nodded. He got into the van. The doors were closed. The siren was on and they were moving. It had taken less than a minute. The medic ripped a huge cotton gauze out of somewhere and placed it over Lukas’ groin. He pressed down hard, with both hands. ‘You think you can do this?’ he said to Matthew. Matthew nodded, and they swapped positions. ‘You know his blood type?’ Matthew shook his head. The guy was taking Lukas’ pulse, and then he was pricking his finger. Testing his blood. He was sticking something into Lukas’ wrist, and a moment later, there was a bag of blood, flowing into Lukas’ veins. The guy peeled Lukas’ eyes back and shone a torch into them. ‘Has he taken something?’ ‘I don’t know.’ Matthew swallowed. ‘He might have.’ The guy moved sideways, and sat on a seat in front of the computer. He was typing something. ‘Is there someone back at the house?’ he said. Matthew nodded. ‘Where did you find him?’ ‘In his workroom.’ ‘Workroom?’ Matthew nodded. The guy was on the phone now. Waiting. Listening. Matthew didn’t understand how he could be doing so many things so quickly. ‘We’ve got a 407 on Lakeview Drive. The address is number 18. We need police assistance. A teenage boy has cut his member off. We need an immediate search of the house and surrounds.’ He listened. ‘Yes, that’s right. His penis.’ He listened again. ‘His older brother says he was in his workroom. Where is that?’ he said to Matthew. Matthew was pressing hard on Lukas’ groin. ‘It’s downstairs. In the basement.’ Matthew started crying. Tears started rolling down his face, but the guy ignored him. ‘Here,’ he said. ‘I’ll do that.’ Matthew moved sideways and sat in the seat. He put his head in his hands, and cried, knowing, while he was crying, that he could feel the soft lump of Lukas’ penis in his pocket, pressed up against the inside of his thigh. A moment later, they were at the hospital. * * *
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Metal Member
STRAIGHT, PENECTOMY
` In junior year of college I started dating Kate from my dynamics class. We were both mechanical engineering students, and had a lot in common. Coming from similar-sized small bible-belt towns in Tennessee, we were both eager to forge ahead with a physical relationship and abandon any celibacy instilled in us. ` After our fourth or fifth date we drove back to my apartment outside of Nashville, and I initiated with the foreplay. She became aroused and started removing her clothing piece by piece. I knew that my roommate was out of town for the weekend, so I quickly cast away all inhibitions. At this point, she was fully naked and looked stunning, her blond hair flowing over her breasts and tanned skin glowing under the incedescent overhead kitchen lights. I picked her up and placed her atop the counter, and commenced with a long session of spectacular sex. As we finished, she quickly elbowed me in the jaw. While I was stunned, she grabbed the butcher knife from the utensil drawer, and with one fell swoop, severed my penis. The pain was unbearable, and blood started flowing everywhere. I remember screaming, looking up at her in utter panic, and then passing out. I came to in my bedroom, and my arms were bound to the bedposts. The bleeding had stopped, and my wound was covered in bandages. I screamed through the ducktape in my mouth. I could tell that I was on some powerful drug..most likely a painkiller. She walked in, accompanied by two other women in lab coats. A cart was wheeled in. "Hello, Simon...I can only imagine your shock." she said. "I am going to explain to you what is going on. As you know, I am trying to get the best grade possible in dynamics...This is Tawney, an electrical engineering student, and Michelle...a pre-med student. We are going to rebuild your anatomy in a wonderful marraige of engineering and medicine. I can probably get a huge grant because of this research." She pulled out a circuit diagram. "This is the circuitry which will provide for a mechanical response in the new member through neurological impulses." She then held up a long, metallic cylinder tapered at one end. "This is the new member...actually expands and contracts in a telescope-style method. It is made of carbon fiber, so it is lightweight but strong. You have lost all ability to reproduce, but we are not concerned about that aspect..,and you will be able to urinate as if it were a normal penis." I was given an injection of anesthetic, and quickly went under. When I awoke their were several wires and a clear plastic tube spewing from the hole between my legs, which was now clean. "I thought you might like to be awake for installation." She said, and Michelle walked over to the bed. I noticed a aluminum flexible piece of metal was underneath the skin of the wound, and the wires were strung through a small opening in the plate. The new penis was disjointed and the base part was soldered into place, and the wires and tube were strung through. The second "tier" of the cylinder was placed within the base, with a lightweight sliding rack system in keeping them together. a miniature motor connected the sliding rack and completed by a wire was also installed. Upon completion, their were three different sections, the last one tapered at the end to simulate the shape of the penis. I also noticed that the base was hinged so that it would the sections would fold inward and down. I guestimated the range to be between 3.5 inches at "soft" and 9 inches at "hard". I was put back to sleep and Michelle grafted the top of the nutsack, now sewn together, to the metal member. "Now Simon, the electrical device is powered by a solar cell, so if you plan on using this thing, the lights will have to be on. Also, you will be able to ejaculate, but because of the trauma to your 'pipes' reproduction is an impossibility. You will feel something though, as those wires carry electrical impulses which will hit nerve endings and and cause faux-"excitement". She removed the tape from my mouth. "Why did you do this to me?!" I screamed. "You'll never get away with this." I was extremely upset, but also amazed at the replacement. It didn't hurt-yet. The mechanical aspect looked flawless, and though the electrical end was untested, I was sure it would work. I never really wanted to have kids anyway. "I beg to differ. I am going to use this to get into Harvard's bioengineering program. I used robotics, neurology, and mechanics to regenerate, in a sense, a body part. In exchange, you are going to be in high demand because all the Vanderbilt chicks are going to want to screw the guy with a nine inch metal member. And if you do go to the police, I know Tawney and Michelle will back up my story: you got drunk, tried to rape me, and in the process of chasing me around the house with a knife, you tripped and accidentally...well...'lost it'. Agreed." I was quite impressed, and saw the upside to this new device. "Agreed", I said. My remaining years at Vanderbilt were actually quite good, and I did get plenty of sexual action because of the novelty of Robodick (my pet name for it). Kate came home and did some enhancements on her pet project, and I was quite happy with it. * * *
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Sealed with a Kiss My Ass
PENECTOMY, TESTICLES, GOURMET FILLET
She dreams.&nbsp; He screams.
Hannah lives to make balls die. His, theirs, and yours. · She’s on a special diet. And you’re it. Skewers are on her skewed mind. Skewed in your direction. In the direction of hard cocks pointed from you to you-know-who. A final hand job from Hannah, and your dynamic duo and your man-bat will be in the death grip of the culinary artist. Eve needed one of your ribs. Hannah, however, has lowered _her_ sights, and her dominate hunger will only be satiated with what’s between your legs. · She dreams. He screams. Consider it a correction of nature. After Apple Snapple (paid advertisement), came the Creation of Man. Man, the first rough draft of humankind, raw prototypes with venomous genital serpents. After wind-tunnel testing, it became clear that the cock-ball concept just wouldn’t do. Learning from the macho mistake, women came forth in streamlined perfection. With a choice between Venus or Penis, the clear winner is always the tit, tit and clit – and that’s it. · Tonight she has a date with eight. Eight couples. Eight supple wives to un- couple eight stupid husbands. Husbands, Hus- _bands_ with green elastrator bands already in place. Chop, chop. Two final steps in the savory recipe called, “Barbeque You.” With cut-by-number instructions from eunuch dot org, especially in _Glans Removal_ __ and in the illustrated new play-by-play, _The Commission_ , phallic decommissioning will be easy – and delicious. · The charcoal grills are glowing. The erections are growing. Hannah’s skewers are ready. The beautifully bare-assed wives are steady. Ready, set, kiss and cut. Meet your meat. Then onto the spit: nut, cock, nut is the symmetric arrangement preferred for the gourmet fillet. · Yeah, yeah, yeah! * * *
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Slaves of the Dynasty, part one
STRAIGHT
Basically, I\'ve had these thoughts in my head and decided to justtype them up. This is the first of x chapters in which CaptainCedric is stripped of his sword in exchange for shackles. He may bestripped of something else, but if he isn\'t he\'ll at least wish hewas. Please let me know if you would like to see more of him. Thx!
` Do you know what the worst part of it was? The rice. Breakfast, dinner, and the rare, but much appreciated, lunch, consisted of rice. That all ended with my training…but then I’m getting ahead of myself. I remember one morning, after finishing my meal, I peered over to my trainer. His name was once Lucius, but his owner had renamed him _hung_. Slave names aren’t normally capitalized, so I’ll write them a little differently to keep it from confusing you. I’ll not be risking a whip just in the interest of being grammatically correct! *Ahem* As I was saying, _hung_ was a rather quiet man. When he scolded his charges it was because he truly did care, both about them and their soon-to-be mistresses. ` Keep that in mind for later, but now I think I should tell a little about myself. My name is _yoshi_. Once upon a time, though, I was known as Cedric, Man-at-arms in service to Lord Caribold of Sarria, in the eastern reaches of the Hesperian Kingdom. Sarria is a beautiful land, and I miss it dearly. To the east lie the Morvale Mountains, and past those is where I now find myself a slave. Kaora Chiasa is Empress of these lands, and men who are not born here have little reason for hope. Those men who are raised here are little more than second-class citizens, but there is still one thing they are allowed that we are not. They are still slaves, bought and sold. They still wear the “choker” as it is affectionately called, a metal tube that keeps the male organ from erecting…with a little help from a piercing. But most importantly, besides fighting for the empire, the women take these men as lovers, and that is the greatest motivation for any soldier. Conquered slaves are taken as well, especially those who would produce strong sons, but…let’s just say that they can only do it once. One final note before I conclude the history lesson: all women of this world are capable of wielding magic, from these of the Chiasan Dynasty to the near-barbaric amazons of the northlands to the foul necromancers of Hrolandia. Strange how we know very little of this as free men and more as slaves, but they are all expanding ever closer to the Kingdom, and I fear that soon this magic will prove far more powerful than our steel. My story gets interesting a fortnight ago. My men and I had cut down a Chiasan scouting party the night before. Their mounted bowman are quite formidable, but within the forests at the bottom of the mountain pass they had little maneuverability, and my rangers were excellent at navigating the woodlands. This was not the first time we had seen these strange warriors from beyond the range, but these were in the process of crafting maps, including some of the fortifications around the town of Tandrel. Access to that lake, and the river that it fed, would be disastrous to the Kingdom. The next morning my lord ordered me to take twenty men and reconnoiter their side of the mountains. From the highest point of the mountain pass we could see vast, lush jungles and steppes. We descended into a humid, uncomfortable climate. Insects buzzed by our ears and Mikal, one of my rangers, had difficulty reading the terrain. A path was there, but how any being could follow it through the fauna was mind-boggling. The path opened up into a clearing just before dusk, and there we decided to make camp. It was then that their trap was sprung. Nearly two dozen warriors charged out of the brush. They were covered in a strange and demonic looking armor made of metal and wood with grotesque masks hiding their faces. Their alien weapons were long and curved with a blade that could cut the head off of a pole arm. My three rangers hadn’t the time to draw their longbows, and had to rely on their broadswords instead. I met what appeared to be their captain in battle, my zweihander almost a head taller than my assailant. His armor was painted differently, with intricate symbols, the likes of which adorned his blade as well. His strikes were swift and well placed, but my six-foot sword was invaluable in parrying his blows. My men were no conscripts, and were capable fighters, but these demons brought the battle to a feverish pitch. Out of the corner of my eye I spotted a woman standing just outside the brush whom I hadn’t noticed before. She seemed out of place amidst the humidity and grime of this jungle. She was small of stature, standing at perhaps five and one quarter feet. A long, white red-trimmed robe flowed down her petite form. Two sticks were placed in her hair to form a bun. Her face looked to be one of innocence, yet her stance was commanding. Without warning she lifted her arms perpendicular to her body, with the fingers on those silk-like hands arched towards the heavens. Her harmonious voice escaped for six brief seconds. Though unintelligible to me at the time, it still sounded better than anything I had ever heard from Beorn, the most renowned bard in the Hesperian Kingdom. At the moment her chant had ceased four of my footmen collapsed to the ground in a deep, uninterruptible slumber. My shock would cost me as the warrior in front of me drew his blade across my chest. I would have chuckled at the idea of that metal cutting through my plate, but that blade contained something far more sinister than just steel. The wound was neither long nor deep, but I was wracked by pain with every quick movement. I heard a cry to my left and looked to see Mikal, clutching his side. Two more had already fallen to wounds, and we were down to but fourteen weary, and in most cases damaged, men. That voice began to cry out once more, and though I did not want it to stop, our lives may soon be forfeit. To save my men I did the unthinkable. I called out for surrender. Our swords fell to the ground, and we then fell to our knees. That beautiful singing stopped abruptly, and its singer looked suprised that I should do such a thing. The lady produced a vial of a strange purple liquid and handed it to their captain. It was mixed with water and then given to us to drink. It tasted foul and thick. Fear took hold of me as my thoughts turned towards the irrational. Poison? Hardly practical considering the circumstances. Some sort of drug? Again, this wasn’t the place for it. Suddenly the captain began speaking to us. Naturally I hadn’t a clue as to what he was saying, but he kept repeating the same phrase over and over again. After two minutes of this a sharp pain struck the back of my head. I felt feverish for another minute or so as the potion permeated through my brain. My comrades were obviously in the same state of distress. “Rejuond ig jou yhderghand ne,” the captain uttered again. “Respynd if you yndershtant me,” almost sounded sensical. Finally he spoke “Respond if you understand me.” “I can hear you,” I said, not too happy with the powerful magic that had just changed me. “I hear you as well,” said Ritter, another of my rangers. He hastily added, “Please, let me tend to my friends. At least allow me to bind their wounds.” The captain struck him with the back of his hand “Your last statement was a command. That will not be tolerated!” “Your forgiveness, please….” It was fortunate that their understanding of our language did not allow for sarcasm. “Sir, please allow me to tend to my comrades." The captain hesitated for a brief second, and then looked upon the lady. A nod of approval made me think that these were a somewhat compassionate and merciful people. I would soon learn why I was mistaken. Ritter ran to Mikal first. His wound was the worst, being a deep slash to the side of his mid-torso. Medical attention was needed soon to keep the man alive. Ritter’s bandages and herbs would help slow the bleeding and prevent infection, but I feared it would not be enough. The lady saw depression drawn on my face, and she elegantly glided towards my side. “Do not worry, westerner. We will be leaving for a town that borders the jungle soon. We should reach it by midnight.” “Will he be alright?” I asked. The captain began the motion to strike me, but the lady, who was certainly not as frail as she appeared, quickly beat him to the punch. Her delicate hand struck me into submission. “You do not speak unless directed to do so. I am Mistress Makoto, and when I do instruct you to respond you will address me with my title. Do you understand?” “Yes…Mistress.” The words did not sit well with me. “Your comrades will be healed. The Chiasan Dynasty does not like to share its property with the Goddess of death, fool.” The word stung like a scorpion. Property? Uh oh. * * *
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Ryan Gets Bit
NULLIFICATION
Ryan Gets Bit (originally posted in discussion forum)
Linda and Wendy had been friends for a long time. They had shared some important experiences together, and some secrets. Once, they had talked late into the night and had revealed their secret fantasies to each other. They were surprised and even a little embarrased to learn that they both were excited by the idea of biting a guy's penis. Now, they would get the chance to actually do it. The director of the agency informed them that a much feared enemy agent, Ryan, was in town and needed to be taken out of action. Ryan was known as very sexually active, and the director was confident that Linda and Wendy could handle him. He was staying at a fancy downtown hotel. The women dressed in their most comfortable summer dresses and heels, casual with just the right touch of elegance, and moved through the hotel lobby. Wendy waited by the elevators while Linda picked an easy chair near the registration desk. Ryan entered the hotel. They recognized him right away. Linda casually got up from the chair and followed Ryan. When he finally headed to the elevators, Linda watched as Wendy turned and pushed the "up" button. The elevator ariived and they entered just as Ryan did. He noticed them - how could he not! - but only to imagine their bodies under their clothes. Linda quickly pushed the button for the top floor and the doors closed. Wendy stood with her legs slightly apart, back pressed against the buttons. Halfway up, Wendy silently jammed the stall button. "What happened?" asked Linda, acting surprised. "I don't know" said Wendy. "I'm scared!" "Oh, not to worry, ladies." said Ryan, being gallant. "I'm sure we'll be rescued soon." He became more aware of how attractive they were. "Oh, thank goodness" sighed Linda, and slightly pushed her body into Ryan's back. He felt her hand rest on the side of his leg. He also felt himself pushed into Wendy, who still had her back to the wall. Wendy gently touched Ryan's waist and pulled him to her. Ryan found himself in the middle of Linda and Wendy, both gently pushing into his body. Linda's hand was still on his leg. Wendy spread her legs slightly more apart and let her breasts brush into his chest. She caught his eye and smiled at him. Ryan relaxed. Although he had already had many women in his life, he had never done it in an elevator. He had no reason to be suspicious, and he found the situation very exciting. Wendy could tell. Ryan's penis was starting to get hard and she pressed her body into his. He took the opportunity and let his hand touch her knee. Then he slowly put his hand under her dress. His hand caressed her thighs. Wendy spread her legs further apart, pressing into him further and moaning ever so slightly. Linda started rubbing his back. Ryan's hand reached Wendy's vagina, soft and already wet under her panties. He rubbed her, and she moaned. He softly inserted a finger under her panties and stroked her wet vagina. Linda started to rub his buttocks. Oh, god this feels good." said Wendy. She stroked the outside of his pants and felt his erection get even stronger. "Can I touch your penis?" she asked softly, moaning as his fingers found her clit. Ryan gave himself to the experience. "Yes" he said. Wendy slowly unzipped Ryan's pants. His penis was already sticking out through the opening in his underpants. She touched it and marvelled at its how she could move the skin on it and see the pleasure in Ryan's eyes. She lowered herself to her knees, face pressed into Ryan's crotch, and took his penis in her mouth. Softly she licked it, stroking the area right underneath the crown of his penis with her tongue. Ryan felt the pleasure mounting. Wendy kept his penis in her mouth, then lightly scrapped the tip with her teeth. She looked up at him and smiled. Ryan relaxed even more. But just then he felt a slight stinging feeling in his right buttuck. Linda had stuck a thin needle into his behind, injected a heavy drug given to them by the director. As Ryan slumped to the floor, Wendy kept her mouth on his penis. Ryan came to rest on his back. Now both girls were on him. Wendy reached into Ryan's underpants and lifted out his balls. Linda took Ryan's penis in her mouth, savoring the first taste. Wendy sucked one of Ryan's balls into her mouth, and softly pressed her teeth into the ball. Ryan was adrift in a sea of pleasure and pain. Wendy loved having Ryan's balls in her mouth. She loved the chance to bite on his balls, and started chewing harder with her teeth. Linda kept licking Ryan's penis, then took his penis out of her mouth. "Wendy, let's castrate him, please!" Wendy smiled. "Okay, but I get to bite off his penis!" "Ok" Linda agreed. They spread Ryan's legs; his penis and balls were still sticking out of his pants. Linda took a ball in her mouth and started biting. Wendy took the tip of Ryan's penis in her mouth and tasted the first salty come at the top, They decided to do it. Linda bit down hard on Ryan's balls, and cum started to squirt into Wendy's mouth. She loved it. As the cum spurted, Wendy pressed her teeth very hard into the shaft of Ryan's penis and bit him. Harder and harder. As Linda crushed his balls, Wendy gnawed and chewed on Ryan's penis. As her mouth filled with cum, Wendy pressed very hard with her teeth and bit off Ryan's penis! Linda and Wendy were excited and frenzied. For another minuted they chewed on Ryan's penis and balls, turning his genitals into their taste treat. "Wow", said Wendy, "That was great!" "yes", said Linda, "but now it's time to go" They pushed the elevator button to the next floor, savoring the lingering taste and cum from Ryan's penis. They got off the elevator, took a last look at Ryan slumped on the floor, and pushed the top botton. The door closed on their adventure, and they headed back to the lobby...
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What Valerie did
STRAIGHT, PENECTOMY
Valerie fixes her boyfriend, (a poem)
` Valerie decided to give up ` Sucking and fucking dick. She'd much rather have her pussy Fingered and sucked and licked. A vibrator or a dildo Could easily blow her mind So why should she have to worry about birth control each time? So Valerie told her boyfriend What she'd decided to do Mike would get no more blowjobs and never again would they screw. She really didnt want to lose him She loved him with all her heart But he had to choose between her and his insignificant part. Cause Valerie had decided that penis Had no place in her life If Mike wanted to stay with her He'd have to go under her knife. Mike got a month to decide, It only took him 3 days. He could live without a penis But without his woman, no way. So Valerie got what she wanted and Mike lost what he had... His girlfriend cut off his penis But it really wasn't so bad. Their sex is now more intimate, There's no chance of him cheating. No more birth control worries, and no worry that he'll be leaving. So ladies take my advice if you don't need dick or more kids, (and if he gives you permission) Chop off what Valerie did. * * *
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Dickless David Wallace
GAY, PENECTOMY, TESTICLES, NULLIFICATION
David Wallace meets Todd so they can cut off each other's penises, balls and sacs. They cook and eat each other's sex organs/
David Wallace knocked on the door. A hot guy answered. Todd was naked, his dick standing at attention, his heavy balls hanging low. David looked eagerly at Todd's sex organs, and he felt his own dick getting hard. Todd led David into his apartment, into the kitchen, where David quickly stripped naked. David's penis was a little shorter than Todd's 8" cock, but it was thicker, with a huge purple head. The shaft of David's cock had beautiful purple veins dissappearing into his shaved groin. David and Todd started kissing, running their tongues into each other's mouths, while they each fondled the other's cocks with one hand, and slipped a few fingers of their other hands into the other's anus. David groaned at the feeling he got from having Todd's fingers up his anus. He always loved getting fucked, rimmed, and fisted. David slid down to his hands and knees, taking Todd's hard penis into his mouth, sucking the head, then the shaft. He moved down to lick Todd's balls. He took Todd's balls into his mouth and pulled away, pulling the hot sperm factories away from Todd's naked body. Then he pushed his tongue into Todd's anus, and began thrusting in and out, fucking Todd's asshole with his tongue. Todd moaned even more, and David resumed sucking Todd's dick. After only a few minutes, David felt Todd tense, and his balls spasm, then David was rewarded with a torrent of Todd's hot, tasty sperm squirting into his mouth. David swallowed every last drop, then licked the head and shaft of Todd's penis clean. Todd and David continued having sex, with Todd sucking David's penis, and taking it up his asshole, and David getting to feel Todd's hot penis up his own anus. They finished off by moving to the bathroom and peeing into each other's mouths, drinking the pee as if it were the finest nector. It would be the last time either boy was to pee standing up, and the last time either would have sex with his dick and balls. They adjurned back to the kitchen, where Todd got out a cutting board and a frying pan. A large kitchen scissors and a paper cutter from the locak school sat on the counter. They decided that they would flip a coin. David would call it, and the loser would lose one of his sex organs first. A second flip would determine whether the winner cut off the loser's penis or balls and sac first. Then the winner would cook his treat and eat it in front of the loser. Then it would be the loser of the first flip who would get to cut a sex organ off the winnner. He would cut off the winner's balls and sac if the winner had cut off his penis, or the winner's penis if his own balls had been cut off. Todd flipped the coin, and David called heads. The coin came up tails, and David knew he was about to stop being male. The next flip determined that Todd would cut off David's penis first. After tying David's dick off at the base, and sucking it until it was at its hardest and biggest, Todd positioned David so that David's penis was resting on the paper cutter, with the blade hanging over his super hard penis, and with his balls and sac hanging off the kitchen counter. Todd brought the blad down with a quick movement, and it cut off David's penis like it was butter. David groaned a bit, and Todd looked in wonder at David's dickless groin, and picked up David's severd penis. He put it on the cutting board while David watched, and sliced it down through the center of the head and shaft. The twon halves of David's severed penis lay on the cutting board, and Todd quickly sliced them into bite size pieces, and threw them into the skillet along with some butter. Within minutes, David's severed dick was frying merrily, and the aroma of frying penis filled the air. After only 10 minutes, Todd took David's fully cooked penis pieces off the fire, and gingerly ate the hot mieces of meat. David watched as Todd relished his tasty manhood. Then it was Todd's turn to stop being male. After tying off Todd's sac, David picked up the kitchen shears and snipped off Todd's balls. Todd was now a eunuch, unable to make sperm. David tipped Todd's balls out of his sac into the palm of his hand. Then he put the balls on the cutting board, and sliced them into small slices. He chopped up Todd's scrotum and put the testicles and scrotum into the buttered frying pan. Within a few minutes, David was happily chewing on Todd's delicious balls and sac. Todd then took the scissors and snipped off David's balls and sac. David felt a white hot main, as he completely stopped being male. They both looked in wonder at David's bare crotch. Todd ate David's severed balls and sac raw. Then David finished the day by cutting off Todd's penis, then cooking and eating it. From now on, both David Wallace and Todd would get their only remaining sexual plesure by sucking other guy's dicks, and getting fucked up their assholes byt other guys. * * *
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A fantasy.
My fantasy. I find my master, male or female who revels in tormenting their hapless slave. I sell everything save the clothes on my back and present my self. I am stripped, shaved and given a latex maids uniform to wear so that no part of my ugly male slave self can be seen. My mistress orders me to turn and lower my panties. I do so, feeling her hands massaging my testicles. Nervous, I instinctively pull away, but a quick tug on my jewels holds me still. I feel something metal moving about there and I suddenly feel and tight pain about my scrotum. I jerk away again and a firmer tug keeps me there. My Mistress tsks sighing that I need training as she continues to work. When she is done, she orders me to pull up my panties. My balls are beginning to real hurt and I look at them to see 5 dark green bands wrapped tightly about my scrotum. "Mistress?" I ask. "Please, what is this?" She looks at me, surprised that I don't know. "You idiot, that is to castrate you. And how dare you talk without permission!" But I was still stuck on the word Castrate. My brain wrestled with the idea. I didn't want to loose my manhood, but I have to please my master. I could only plead. "But it hurts." "It will stop hurting when your balls are dead." She snaps. "For your insolence, Go down stairs and lock yourself in the pilary and wait for me." I do so without hesitation. I lock my ankles into place, then rest my head and one hand into the notches, then lower the top half of the pilary and shove my free hand into its cradle before the stock locks shut. I am stuck now and I know that I will not be released until my balls are dead from lack of blood. They already feel cold against my skin. I bemoan my fate. In the weeks to come, my penis and scrotum are removed and my urethra moved so that I have a smoother appearance. My only joy comes from servicing my mistress with my worthless tongue.
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Vampire II
TESTICLES, MINOR
` Brent comes running into his house and closes the door behind him. ` His parents are away for the weekend so he calls a friend who lives a few doors down and invites himself over. Soon Brent is explaining to Jeff about his run-in with the mysterious vampire. "Whatever dude. I don't believe in that kind of shit," the 5'5" brown haired, brown eyed boy responds. "You're so full of shit." "Fuck you man. I swear I saw it." "Yeah right. So wanna go down there and see your 'vampire'?" "Fuck no! I'm not going back there." "Go get some garlic or something if it makes you feel better. It's not like there's anything there." "We're going to get killed." "Then why aren't you dead? I mean this is a vampire, right? Vampires kill. You're not dead so it couldn't have been much of a vampire, right?" "Maybe it didn't wan--" "Who cares? Go get your garlic or whatever and let's go." "Shit." Brent leaves the room and comes back with garlic stuffed into all of his pockets and a cross made of forks around his neck. "What the...? Fuck, let's just go." Michael was waiting on the top of a chimney for something, anything to break the monotony. Then he hears something. Two boys talking. He turns and to his amazement he sees Brent coming back into his Territory with another teenaged human. "Stupid fuck." "Not much of a vampire you have. I mean, why didn't it come out yet? I mean--" Jeff's head is instantly severed from his neck and sent hurling through the air. "Welcome back Brent." Brent turns and runs the way he came, his shirt being torn off by the vampire. Michael gropes madly for a purchase on the fleeing boy and grabs his crotch. Instantly, the teenager is reduced to a quivering heap on the wet pavement. "You are going to wish you never came back, boy." The vampire tears the remaining clothes off the terrified boy. Extending his claws, Michael watches his prey's eyes widen in fear. He grabs the boy's helpless ball-sack in his left hand and raises his arm above his head and brings his claws through the neck of the boy's scrotum. Brent lets out a huge cry of agony as blood pours down his legs and onto the cold pavement. "Well at least I won't be the only one not having sex now." * * *
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Kevin is a boy
TESTICLES, MINOR
I was 7 and Kevin was a boy
` I was 7 years old and as long as I can remember, I have participated every year in the summer with my parents on almost each weekend at the nudist area- bath-lake. It was an excavator-lake with a detached bare-area. On a Sunday, I lay in the sand on my towel as I noticed a girl that approached me with its parents. In 2 meters of distance, they took a seat. After short time, the girl went to the water and began to dig in the moist sand. She had almost blond hair, that came her up to the shoulder. Younger than I she must have been. Many of the milk-teeth were missing. My parents had gone to the kiosk, therefore I got up and went to her. ` „Hello!“, I said. „Hello “, she returned. „My name is Alexander. And you?“ „Kevin.“ Had interrogated me? „What?“ „Kevin “, she said and went into the deeper water. „But girls are not called Kevin however!“ „I am no girl!“, she called back. A hand lay down on my shoulder. It was her father. „Kevin is no girl. He looks only so. He was born like that. We had always believed that we would get a girl. After the birth, it then attracted attention to the first once that he had something like a penis. He has something, which looks like a vagina, but it seems to be only one very deep skin fold. Until all analyses were done, we didn't know whether we had a son or a daughter. Besides the penis, he has no female or male Genitals. But he gets hormone-shots so that he becomes a man once, our Kevin.“ He joined his child in the water and they had fun. I went back to my towel. On the stomach lying it acted I so as I would sleep. I observed Kevin. He came from the water, dried off and knelt on the wool blanket. I could now recognize that he had no testicles and only a quite tiny penis that was approximately 2 centimeters long. He had no glans, but a small hole in the front however. On the next weekends, I had opportunity even more frequently to observe him and we became friends. That now lasts 19 years. His penis has not become bigger since that time. This doesn't keep away him from the bare-area however and he has his girl-friend for 4 years. Anything must be at him however. * * *
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Lost one at 16
TESTICLES, MINOR
Lost my right one on a motorcycle.
Hi... Had to tell m story after finding this web site. I was 16, an average punk boy into Motorcyles discovering girls and a few expiriments with guys too. Well was racing my moto one day and lost it. Flew off and the bike followed. The handle bars caught me squareinthe right nut. Pain was a burn and like someone ripped my nut out of my gut, well just about. I was screaming in pain and did not realize the burn i got from the muffler. I was take to the hospital where the doc said it was ruptered and would die. I was scared the doc said it had to go. I was denutted in surgery, that night. Later in school most guys would stare, becuase they had heard about my accidnet. I had a few nick names lefty ballless and one shoot. It was kinnda nice some of the girls later on had to see or feel. so i got laid or jerked pretty more than when I had a full set. A few years later a docotor told me i could get a fake ball inserted ... I said no was use to it.
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Per Mistress's Instructions
STRAIGHT
&nbsp;This country needs a cat washing machine
Per Mistress's Instructions A seemingly easy task given to me by my mistress turned into a nightmare with the end result of her castrating me! Naked from the waist down as normal while in the house. My cleaned shaven cock and low hanging balls were always on display for her and her friends! A sign of my inferior status as a male to the superior female. Mistress Ann came up from behind while I was doing the dishes and cupping my balls lightly squeezing them she said. "Bill when you're done with the dishes I want you to bath kitten I think she's got fleas." Well Kitten was her pride and joy! A ten-year old long hair Himalayan or something, and very nasty! I think it had some type of brain damage! Because mistress Ann was the only one who could get even near it. I didn't know much about cats! I being a dog person it seemed an easy chore. Bath the cat ok! Well unbeknownst to me Kitten had evidently experienced a bath before and wasn't to keen on the idea. I won't go into detail of the ensuing struggle! Other than to say! "Jesus Christ" luckily for me mistress Ann had left the house earlier on business and I didn't expect her back for some time. There was a lot of blood mostly mine! Kitten was barely breathing lying wet in the bathtub and I started to panic! I knew if Kitten died Ann would castrate me! So I grabbed Kitten and ran out the door to my car forgetting I was naked from the waist down! I threw the cat on the passenger seat and sped off to the local veterinarian hospital. Well desperate people do desperate things and I was desperate! Running through stop signs while blowing my horn screaming at slower drivers and running one off the road. I finally arrived at the vets! Dragging Kitten off the seat and inside! Yelling someone help me this cat is dying! This is when I realized my naked state and the wet cat I hung by the nap of neck in front of everyone. That was a year ago today I think. I was Baker acted into a mental hospital for about eight months by mistress Ann. I'm completely normal now I think. Because when the insurance money ran out they said I was cured. Mistress Ann was waiting outside in her car for me and to my shock Kitten was sitting in the front seat and hissed when I got near. She ordered me into the back seat saying we've got business to take care of don't we Kitten precious! The cat got up and looked over the front seat staring at me as we drove home. Chapter 2 The Retraining Take your pants off cat abuser! Before I slam my knee into your balls! "No" Things are different now Ann! I'm not your slave anymore fuck you and your cat too"! I'm cured of you you statistic bitch! Than the pain came! Her knee slamming up into my balls quicker than white on rice dropping me to the floor,. "Get your fucking pants off!" "You sorry big balled bastard!" She started stripping off her clothes screaming!! "You fucking big balled bastard how dare you challenge me! I'm going to rip your balls off"! "Fuck me and my cat? Fuck you! Your balls are mind now you fuck! I must have passed out because when I awoke I was naked on the kitchen floor with a spread bar between my ankles the smell of rotting fish was in the air and Kitten was eating. I will save the readers the slow gruesome details. Only to say this country needs a cat washing machine! * * *
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4
false
Busted for looking
STRAIGHT, TG
None
I used to love looking up skirts. My wife,Brenda hated it when I did that. If you caught me in the act I would get a kick in my balls. She always threatened to have the person whose panties I looked at, would deliver the kick. She also made me panties. Last week, her mother in law came over for the weekend. I had looked up her dress on several occasions. This time it was different as it cost me my manhood. My wife was tired and went to bed. My mother in law & I were watching a good movie, so we stayed up. She was wearing her night shirt and lying down on the couch. I had gotten up to get some water & when I came back her knees were bent up and I got a perfect look and her red lacey panties. They were so nice looking I even a comment " You have a nice pair of panties on." Well she didn't like that and told me that she was going to have a talk with her daughter in the morning. On Sunday morning I usually go out for bagels and when I got back, my wife and her mother were sitting on the couch. Brenda yelled at me for looking at her mother's panties and told me what would happen if I did. She told me to go to my bedroom. She followed me in and gave me a pair of panties, a pair of red lacey panties, her mothers panties, to put on. I refused at first but she grabbed my balls & squeezed hard & I put them on. We went down stairs and I walked up to her mother, who was giggling at me. I then was told to spread my legs and put my hands on my head. I begged not to be kicked to no avail. I looked my mother in law right in the face when her right leg shot right into my balls. I went down like a ton a bricks, while the two of them laughed and giggled. Brenda said "kick him again mom, this time harder" She grabbed my legs and pulled them apart and stomped on my already swollen balls. I yelled in a high-pitched voice "Stop you're going pop my nuts." Brenda upon hearing this instructed her mother to get my right nut under her foot as Brenda got my left nut. Brenda said " Mom lets pop his balls, on the count of three." My wife said three and then all of a sudden I felt a pain like I never felt before, My wife just busted my ball. My mother in law held the reaming nut under her foot and she told me " I will now make you a girl, I will rob you of your manhood. I hope you enjoyed the peak at my panties." She pressed down on her foot slowly. I screamed as I heard the popping sound of my manhood being destroyed
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My Public Nutting
GAY, WARNING, TESTICLES, Men are castrated as punishment against their will
One of six men experiances the punishment of public genitorture and testicle removal.
My Public Nutting – A punishment in Medieval Europe I was herded into the courtroom with 5 other male prisoners. We were all stripped down to only a skimpy flap of cloth hanging in front from a cord around our wastes that barely covered our genitals. Our asses were bare. We trotted into the room quickly as we all were tied around our necks to a rope pulled by the guards. We stopped in front of the high table where the judge sat. He didn’t even look up as he passed sentence. “You have all been found guilty of Sodomy and your punishment will be to be publicly genitortured followed by castration by nutting. Guards, remove their covering flaps and tie their manhood up so that the crowd outside will see what their punishment will be.” With that the guards whipped off our little flaps exposing our manhood then used the cords to tie off our sacks and pull them high in front. They had shaved our groins prior to court. We were lead out of the courthouse and down its steep steps as the crowd outside jeered at us. “Look at these criminals. They are to be gelded in the city square. Follow us to the show.” One of the lead guards called out. We then ran the gauntlet of the crowd as they tried to slap at our manhood as we passed. Then up the steps to the stage in the city square. The crown below was huge as word had got out that 6 men were to be genitortured and nutted today. I noticed that the noise was less up on the stage and I had a moment to survey my situation. It had all gone by so quickly. I guess that was the way it was done. I mean, gelding a man had to be done to him before he has time to think about fighting back. I looked down at my tied off manhood. My penis was almost blue from the cold, shrunken to barely a couple of inches but still fat. My large lemon sized testicles, tightly bound in their sack were a shade of purple. A guard walked toward each of us and gut punched us. The pain made me almost paralyzed as he then tied my hands above my head to the scaffold. Then as I stood there in shock he forced my legs outward to tie my ankle to rings in the floor. I looked left and right at the 5 others who were in the same position as me. They had the same look of fear and shock on their faces. The crowd noise increased. They were shouting for the guards to start our torture. One came over to me and while looking me in the eye, reached down and slid a knife to my groin and cut the cord binding my balls. A rush of hot blood made my genitals feel warm for a few seconds. “Don’t worry my boy, they won’t be unbound for long.” He whispered as he began to tie my scrotum and penis in a harness. He wrapped a strap around my scrotum several times so that my balls protruded outward several inches then wound another strap around my cock and tied it up around my neck. All of us were bound in this way and they let us stand there for a few minutes. Naked, exposed, humiliated in front of the screaming crowd. A crowd that wanted our nuts. The guards then went around behind us and started to smear grease on six four foot long poles. With no hesitation they stuck them into our anuses and slipped the other end into a notch in the floor. All of us let out a scream of surprise and pain. My ass burned and I tried to wriggle out of this impalement to no avail. Then as I wiggled, my cock grew stiff from the stimulation of my prostate and bulged against its restraint. I looked down at my throbbing penis and at my bulging tight scrotum with its two orbs that made it glisten in the sun. It was a deep purple now, the veins of my scrotum bulged, and my testicles started to ache and throb. The guards then did the cruelest thing to us. They started to beat our testicles with wooden sticks. A fast unrelenting beating that at first took my breath away. Then the pain settled in and I was only conscious of the stick as it hit my testicles. Wap…Pain…Wap…Pain. Over and over until after several minutes it started to change into more of a sensation. Then a tingle of sexual pleasure started to take over and my hips ground into the pole in my ass. My penis started to twitch and my whole body spasmed as I started to cum. My ass clenched around the pole as it fucked me and my cock squirted a hot stream up into the air and splashed down on the stage floor. I screamed out in a mixture of pain and pure sensation. My balls felt like they were exploding. I must have passed out for a minute or two and as I awoke I looked around at the other men who were either like me, limp from the orgasmic torture or were in the throws of experiencing the sensation of it and the testicle beating. After all six of us had shot our load, the nuttings began. He came over to me and cupped my testicles in his left hand, slowly rolling them between his thumb and forefinger. Squeezing each one a little harder and a little harder. I let out a moan of pain. The he took a 10 inch long skewer and first slowly pierced the left side of my scrotum, then my left ball. I could feel it sliding through to my right nut them out the other side of my sack. He then clamped on a yoke that captured both sides of the skewer. My balls were trapped in this devise. Then he ran a rope through the yoke and tossed it over the scaffold and the pulled my balls up with it. I tried to hoist myself up to alleviate the pain but could do nothing. They then let the six of us just swing there for about a half an hour, hoisted up by our skewered balls. Crying in agony and hopelessness. Then he walked over to me with a small knife, and slowly circumcised my scrotum, under my balls, cutting their cords, until I fell back and they swung free. I was nutted. After out sacks were cauterized with hot irons, we were untied and set free. To walk through the crowd, nude, nutless, shamed, eunuchs. * * *
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6
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Chopped by a Cop
PENECTOMY, TESTICLES
Get pulled over by a cop and pay the ultimate fine.
` I was driving along a dark country road one night when I noticed another car quickly pulling up behind me. Then the sirens came on. The other car was a cop car. I pulled over to the shoulder, and the cop pulled up behind me. The cop got out of the car and walked towards me. ` The cop was massive. He looked to be about six foot five. And he looked built. He approached my door. He wore dark glasses, which I found odd, considering the only light was from the full moon. "Get out of the car." he commanded. Figuring he knew what he was doing, I complied. "Up against the hood!" he barked. I did as told. I had no idea what was going on. I hadn't been speeding. I couldn't figure out what was up. "What's all this about?" I asked. "Don't talk!" he barked. I did as told. There was something not right with this guy. "Drop your pants!" he ordered. I hesitated for a second. "Do it!" he bellowed. "Now wait just a minute …" I began. Thwack! He nailed me between the legs with his night stick. It stung. I thought I was going to vomit from the pain. "Drop them!" he barked again. Fearing another blow, I began to undo my jeans. "Underwear too." he added. Quickly, I dropped my jeans and my boxers. "Now, spread your legs as wide as you can." the cop commanded. I stepped out of my dropped jeans and spread my legs as far as I could. I could feel the cool breeze on my low hanging sac. It tickled my ball hair. The cop then grabbed hold of my balls. He gave them a little tug. Then, he pulled down on them, hard. It hurt, considering what he had just done moments ago. He held them like that. Then, I heard him get out something. He gave them one more tug. Something cold, thin, and metallic came to rest on my sac, just where it connected to my groin. My cock became instantly hard. I feared what was about to happen. Again, the cop tugged on my sac. Then, I felt his other hand quickly brush against one thigh, then the other. It took a second for it to hit me. My groin stung with excruciating pain. I ejaculated instantly across the hood of my car. A warm liquid began pouring down my legs. I couldn't feel the cop tugging on my balls anymore. In fact, I couldn't feel my balls at all. The cop placed a hand on my shoulder, and spun me around to face him. In one hand he held my dangling sac. Blood was pouring down it. It was then that it all came together. The bastard had cut my balls off. A wave of nausea hit me. All I wanted to do was wretch. "Quite nice." he commented. "God shape. Nice and big. I'd say, golf ball size at least, if not bigger. And a beauty of a sac. You must be quite proud of them." I couldn't believe it. The guy was talking about them like some possession. It's like it was some kind of trophy he had caught. "But, there's something wrong. I know." He flashed me a purely evil grin. "I hate breaking up perfectly good sets." The cop grabbed my cock. The head still dripped cum from the load I had shot. Without any control, my cock became rock hard again. I couldn't do anything. I was still in shock. He held my cock down with his free hand. "Here, hold these please." he passed me my sac. I took it without thinking. It was still warm. He then got out his knife again. I knew exactly what was going to happen. I was so weak from shock I couldn't do anything, even scream. His hand with the knife lined up above my dick. Then, it came slamming down. There was a burst of pain. Once again, I shot off a load. I looked down. All that was there was a small Ľ inch stump of bloody flesh. Cum was blasting out of it. The cum was pink as it mixed with the blood. I watched as I pumped out more cum then I have ever done before. Like my body was trying one last time to expel my seed. I must have cumed for a whole three minutes. It wouldn't stop. Finally, it did. The cop smiled and handed me my dick. It was still hard, but rapidly softening, and looking off colour. I took my dick without thinking. Like my balls, it was still warm. "Well, that's all." said the cop. "You're free to go." And with that he headed back to his car. The cop pulled away and drove off. I stood there for a few minutes, my groin bleeding profusely. I ran to the back of my car. In the backseat was a cooler of ice I had. I threw my cock and balls into the ice. I picked up my jeans and held them to my crotch, stopping the blood flow. The rest became fuzzy. I don't remember how, but I managed to make it to a hospital. There was quite a stir when I got to the emergency room. I ran in, cooler in one hand, blood soaked jeans pressed to my groin in the other. I was fixed up. They managed to reattach everything. I have the feeling back in my balls now, but my dick is still without feeling. I still get erections, and I still ejaculate, I just can't feel it. The feeling will probably never come back. I never did find out who the cop was. I read in the local paper latter that I was the fifth of ten men to have the same thing happen. Not much has been heard. I was lucky. Three of the guys lost everything. Two lost their balls, but had their dicks reattached. And the other four all had their balls reattached, but lost their dicks. I feel sorry for those guys. If I lost anything, I think I would have killed myself. I hope someday that cop gets a taste of his own medicine. And I would like to give it to him … * * *
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Evolution of Golf Balls (Darwin Awards text - ballwasher)
TESTICLES
a clown is challenged by his friends to defy logic
` When you wash ‘em up they go further! The latest ` nominee for this year’s Darwin Award (awarded to people for incredible feats of stupidity) goes to....Everitt Sanchez! Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Mr. Sanchez tried to wash his own “balls” in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez’s scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez’s scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, that he was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course. * * *
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Friends Don't Let Friends Wear Penises
PENECTOMY
None
Friends Don’t Let Friends Wear Penises The noise is almost deafening as the 50,000 fans cheer. In one mass, they rise to their feet waving their colored banners and swinging their arms. I’m caught in the rush and join in the chant, “Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark ...” He walks across the field turning and waving. He reaches the pitcher’s mound and joins his teammates. I watch as they’re patting him on the back and hugging him. The excitement is a spreading contagion. They toss him into the air, flipping him up and catching him. He appears weightless amid the mass of uniforms. The noise from the field and stands continues to grow as the head coach saunters onto the field. When he is noticed, the hero is placed back on his feet. Coach stands before him. Silence is now. A collective breath is held. The coach spits to the right never breaking eye contact with his friend. As their grins widen, they embrace and the cheers and screams well up and threaten to explode the sky from around the earth. I feel proud and thrilled to be here witnessing this fantastic moment. The cameras move the images from the field up to the giant screens surrounding the top of the stadium. I watch the closest screen as it magnifies for me the activity below. His teammates step back to allow him room. He steps to the microphone. His mentor’s arm lies across his shoulders. I can see the tears gliding down his cheeks. “This is what I’ve worked for my entire life. Son, this is for you.” The giant screens display a young replica of a great man, grinning from ear to ear and waving at his daddy. As 50,000 fathers, sons, brothers, uncles, nephews, grandfathers, and best friends look on, his friends strip him. He waves to the crowd as he now stands naked before the world. His penis erects, and I see all eight inches larger than life on the giant screens. Coach slides the penectomizer over the engorged cock. A few of his teammates move behind him to steady him. The crowd chants, and I join in, “Five ... Four ... Three ...” The noise disappears and I stare at the giant screen. Time has stopped around me. I watch him fall back into the arms of his friends. His coach has moved the black cylinder away from Mark’s groin. He raises the cylinder in the air with his right hand. The swollen penis falls out and coach catches it with his left. He grips it and lifts it into the air. The screams and cheers bring me back to the moment as they rise to a deafening level. The crowd has gone wild and stormed the field. I’m jumping and hollering and shouting with the rest of them. The clothes start coming off. All around me everyone is stripping and shirts and jeans and shorts go flying by my face. I turn to my buddy. As we make eye contact, he shrugs, and his head disappears as his T-shirt is lifted over his head. My whole group is stripping. I pull my shirt off. We’re jumping and screaming and slapping at one another. In the frenzy, I see my friends’ balls bouncing around. But, they don’t have dicks. Their balls are jumping out and swinging freely. My older brother says, “You haven’t had that thing cut off yet?” The whole group looks at my dick. I look at their low-hanging, swollen balls. Someone says, “Sean hasn’t either.” We all look at Sean’s dick. The hooting and cries of victory begin anew as we all run and jump our way down the steps toward the exit. I begin counting the dicks around me. There aren’t many. I’m just not ready. I don’t want to do it. I don’t understand why it has to be done, why they want it done to them. I don’t let my fear show. I slap my best friend on the back and push him on. The crowd is dividing, mostly to the right. I stay with my buddies. I hear, “Get your penectomies here! Right over here. Penectomies! Penectomies.” My heart races. My brother says, “Hey, bro. Now’s your chance. Go get in line, man. We’ll wait here and watch.” Panic surges through me. Oh my God, I think. I don’t want to do this. I want to keep my dick. “Come on, man. Let’s get in line,” Sean says. My friends push me forward. I stand behind Sean. He’s trying to look over the heads of the men in front of him. “This is great,” he says to me. “There’s only about ten guys in front and the line’s moving quickly.” He looks back at our group and releases a tribal war yell as he jumps up and down and waves his arms around. We’re moving forward too quickly. I can’t think. I don’t want my cock cut off. I look back. My brother is talking to Jim. They’re excited. Their discussion is animated. I look at their dickless crotches. Their balls hang there freely. A young man steps in line behind me. He’s holding his son’s hand. I look down. His hard-on curves upward. “I’m next, dude,” Sean pokes me, giggling. I face forward. “Get your penectomies here! Penectomies! Penectomies,” the man continues to boom. Two, beefy, nude, dickless guys stand on either side of Sean. I see Sean’s dick hard for the only time. He slides it into the penectomizer. My time is next. I don’t want to do this. My cock stiffens. Sean falls back into the arms of his two, beefy saviors. They stand him up. His dick falls out of the cylinder and lands on top the others. “Damn, dude,” Sean says. He walks back to our friends away from his dick. I’m gonna run. It’s not time for me to do this. The penectomizer begins swallowing my hard cock. I’m gonna pull out. I don’t have to do this now. I can jerk off at home tonight then get penectomized at the mall tomorrow. I feel myself falling, then caught by warm, moist, hard flesh. As I’m stood up, I watch my hard cock land atop the others, snuggled next to Sean’s. My balls bounce freely as I rejoin my friends. They all pat me on the back and congratulate me. I’m all smiles. My brother says, “Aren’t you glad, man, you got rid of that?” I say, “I sure am, Bboy. I sure am!”
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