protected function seedIncidents()
    {
        $incidentMessage = <<<'EINCIDENT'
# Of course it does!

What kind of web application doesn't these days?

## Headers are fun aren't they

It's _exactly_ why we need Markdown. For **emphasis** and such.
EINCIDENT;

        $defaultIncidents = [
            [
                'name'         => 'Our monkeys aren\'t performing',
                'message'      => 'We\'re investigating an issue with our monkeys not performing as they should be.',
                'status'       => Incident::INVESTIGATING,
                'component_id' => 0,
                'visible'      => 1,
                'stickied'     => false,
                'user_id'      => 1,
                'occurred_at'  => Carbon::now(),
            ],
            [
                'name'         => 'This is an unresolved incident',
                'message'      => 'Unresolved incidents are left without a **Fixed** update.',
                'status'       => Incident::INVESTIGATING,
                'component_id' => 0,
                'visible'      => 1,
                'stickied'     => false,
                'user_id'      => 1,
                'occurred_at'  => Carbon::now(),
            ],
        ];

        Incident::truncate();
        IncidentUpdate::truncate();

        foreach ($defaultIncidents as $defaultIncident) {
            $incident = Incident::create($defaultIncident);

            $this->seedIncidentUpdates($incident);
        }
    }