private function _call()
    {

        // Time this
        $t = new Timer('apcaccess Extension');

        // Deal with calling it
        try {
            $result = $this->_CallExt->exec('apcaccess');
        } catch (Exception $e) {
            // messed up somehow
            Errors::add('apcaccess Extension', $e->getMessage());
            $this->_res = false;

            // Don't bother going any further
            return false;
        }

        // Store them here
        $this->_res = [];

        // Get name
        if (preg_match('/^UPSNAME\s+:\s+(.+)$/m', $result, $m)) {
            $this->_res['name'] = $m[1];
        }

        // Get model
        if (preg_match('/^MODEL\s+:\s+(.+)$/m', $result, $m)) {
            $this->_res['model'] = $m[1];
        }

        // Get battery voltage
        if (preg_match('/^BATTV\s+:\s+(\d+\.\d+)/m', $result, $m)) {
            $this->_res['volts'] = $m[1];
        }

        // Get charge percentage, and get it cool
        if (preg_match('/^BCHARGE\s+:\s+(\d+(?:\.\d+)?)/m', $result, $m)) {
            $charge = (int) $m[1];
            $this->_res['charge'] = '
					<div class="bar_chart">
						<div class="bar_inner" style="width: '.(int) $charge.'%;">
							<div class="bar_text">
								'.($charge ? $charge.'%' : '?').'
							</div>
						</div>
					</div>
			';
        }

        // Get time remaning
        if (preg_match('/^TIMELEFT\s+:\s+([\d\.]+)/m', $result, $m)) {
            $this->_res['time_left'] = Common::secondsConvert($m[1] * 60);
        }

        // Get status
        if (preg_match('/^STATUS\s+:\s+([A-Z]+)/m', $result, $m)) {
            $this->_res['status'] = $m[1] == 'ONBATT' ? 'On Battery' : ucfirst(strtolower($m[1]));
        }

        // Load percentage looking cool
        if (preg_match('/^LOADPCT\s+:\s+(\d+\.\d+)/m', $result, $m)) {
            $load = (int) $m[1];
            $this->_res['load'] = '
					<div class="bar_chart">
						<div class="bar_inner" style="width: '.(int) $load.'%;">
							<div class="bar_text">
								'.($load ? $load.'%' : '?').'
							</div>
						</div>
					</div>
			';
        }

        // Attempt getting wattage
        if (isset($load) && preg_match('/^NOMPOWER\s+:\s+(\d+)/m', $result, $m)) {
            $watts = (int) $m['1'];
            $this->_res['watts_used'] = $load * round($watts / 100);
        } else {
            $this->_res['watts_used'] = false;
        }

        // Apparent success
        return true;
    }