public static function meMatey($data)
	{
		$pirate = array(
			'Ahoy',
			'Arrr!',
			'Bilge Rat!',
			'Feed the fishes',
			'Davy Jones\' Locker',
			'Jolly Roger',
			'Scurvy dog!',
			'Shiver me timbers!',
			'Walk the plank',
			'X Marks the spot',
			'Yo-ho-ho'
		);

		$nqs = count($pirate);

		foreach ($data as $key => $val)
		{
			if (is_string($val))
			{
				$use = rand(0, $nqs-1);

				$val .= ' ' . $pirate[$use];
			}

			$data[$key] = $val;
		}

		return $data;
	}