protected function bootNicerEvents()
    {
        $class = get_called_class();

        if (isset(static::$eventsBooted[$class])) {
            return;
        }

        $radicals = ['creat', 'sav', 'updat', 'delet', 'retriev'];
        $hooks = ['before' => 'ing', 'after' => 'ed'];

        foreach ($radicals as $radical) {
            foreach ($hooks as $hook => $event) {

                $eventMethod = $radical.$event; // saving / saved
                $method = $hook.ucfirst($radical); // beforeSave / afterSave
                if ($radical != 'fetch') $method .= 'e';

                self::$eventMethod(function ($model) use ($method) {
                    $model->fireEvent('model.'.$method);

                    if ($model->methodExists($method))
                        return $model->$method();
                });
            }
        }

        /*
         * Hook to boot events
         */
        static::registerModelEvent('booted', function ($model) {
            $model->fireEvent('model.afterBoot');
            if ($model->methodExists('afterBoot'))
                return $model->afterBoot();
        });

        static::$eventsBooted[$class] = TRUE;
    }