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16st September, 2013 • Issue #192 • Archives • Press Room
The changing face of the news.
Dr.Skullhumper at an UnSignpost board meeting, printing the first UnSignpost issue.by many fine editors, but one thing has remained constant - it has always looked sort of the same.
Finally we have embraced the changes that are sweeping through more mainstream media, and have changed our look, along with introducing our new “digital” edition. The digital edition is located atUn.
Ban Virgin gets cherry popped
This is what happened to the last admin who abused his power. Will it happen again?.
Uncyclopedia debates the morals of democracy
The voting system for VFH was questioned last week as some users suggested a ban on namespace prejudice. The community began debating this notion with a split between those who believed that free speech should be allowed for all, never mind how radical and those who wanted to make sure that "incorrect opinions" were supressed by the rules. As usual it was a Russian, Anton, who wanted to remove the plebs' powers and make everyone equal but some people more equal than others.
The debate spanned three pages of Uncyclopedia including two talk pages and a forum page. Many Uncyclopedians became involved leading to a charity event being held in which users ranted on for the long amounts of time to donate money. The debate concluded when both sides realised they were arguing for the same thing and that the remarks of calling the other side Fascists or Communists were not needed.
Content Warning
In the previous month we saw the disappearance of the content warning. It marked the true end of an era as the communist state of Uncyclowikia had to come to the terms with the fact that liberal communism required free press, free media and, most importantly, a decent parody of wikipedia, which has no content warning. Many users have expressed their delight with Aleister exclaiming, "Now people will actually read my UnBooks!"
However this event has also led some to question, "How can I live my life without a content warning to guide me?" Pro-Content Warning people have found themselves helpless and without a purpose in life anymore. Some claimed they were turning mad now that they had no light to follow. A spokesman from the Anti-Content Warning side said, "I do not think they have recently turned mad. I just think that they suddenly realised that they were mad to support a warning."
"One prank deserves another!"
Famous words that Uncyclopedian Simsie lives by. After quite a long time, RAHB finally came up with the words to congratulate Simsie with for her remarkable transformation of his user page in response to his unwanted, troublesome April Fool's prank. On RAHB's talk page a discussion brewed in which RAHB was forced to admit that the change of writing on his user page conveyed precisely what he had wanted to say all his life. "Now that my message is out there," explained RAHB shortly after his congratulation, "I want to force it on the people of this site as an example to all."
Competitors and Features
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