Denise Yu
I'm a software engineer. You can usually find me at the local pub, bouldering, or hunting for the best Korean fried chicken in London.
"...We are never ever ever getting
back together,
You go talk to your friends,
talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever ever
ever getting back together..."
var you =
new Scumbag();
you
.yourFriends
.myFriends
.me
// returns 'Uncaught Exception: This code sucks'
"
# Ruby print 'This is so fun!' if '' # =>> 'This is so fun!'
// JavaScript if ('') { console.log('This is so fun!'); } // =>> undefined
"I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble"
public class Trouble{ public Trouble(String name){ System.out.println( "I knew " + name + " were trouble" ); } public static void main(String []args){ Trouble you = new Trouble(“you”); } }
def fun_with_types(n) if n == 1 "Woohoo" elsif n == 2 true elsif n == 3 :wat end end
"If you could see
That I'm the one
Who understands you.
Been here all along.
So, why can't you see
You belong with me,
You belong with me."
By Denise Yu
Taylor Swift songs as cautionary tales about bad software design practices.