Question: To be clear, I'm not talking about the EOS erc20 token, I'm talking about the coin post-launch. I haven't heard mention of any wallets, 3rd party or otherwise that will be ready on launch day. Are there any?

Answer: 
An EOS wallet is in the making by 3rd party developers recognized by Block.one. You can find details about 'EOSWallet' under EOS Essentials here <https://github.com/EOSEssentials>.
that's a good question actually. We're building a wallet right into our product (Carmel.io) to make it easier for our community to purchase Carmel Tokens right from within the product. We realized it would probably help the community a lot if we actually allowed our in-app wallet to support any other EOS token, other than our own Carmel Token. So we will do that. Stay tuned for updates on that. BTW, the code is all open source so anyone is welcome to pitch in and contribute (<http://github.com/fluidtrends/carmel>)