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s like nobody respects the healing power ot dof hs! |
Wh... what... what specifically are you going to do with your juicy new dong? |
Definitely wash it every day with... caress daily silky body wash... |
- [Mouthing words] |
- And, uh... |
- Yeah, and a loofah probably. |
- Mm-hmm. |
Which has always been a dream of mine, but, you know, it just would get kind of lost in the bubbles. |
- [Moaning] |
- Oh, it sounds like |
- our good friend Karl is about to bust his last final nut. |
- That was quick. |
- Why don't we join him... |
- Hey, um, |
I'm sorry. |
I don't mean to eavesdrop, but I could have swore I heard you say something about washing my penis with something called a loofah? |
Yes, and caress daily silky body wash. |
- Nice, nice. |
- Silky, yes. |
Oh... oh, okay. |
Now, see, Blake, that's where we're thinking a little different. |
You know, you can't wash my penis. |
It's never been washed. |
It doesn't respond well to soap and water, all right? |
It's very well seasoned, like a cast-iron pan. |
If anything, you just put a moist towel on it and then hit it with a lot of sand. |
Oh, no. |
I'm... |
I'd never do that. |
I'm not washing m... |
My dick with sand. |
No! |
You're gonna wash my dick with some sand. |
Right, but we're talking about the future now when it's on my body, so it's my dick. |
Oh, I'm sorry. |
It's still on my body, Blake. |
- Is everything okay? |
- Jodi, back off! |
All right? |
He's gonna ruin my dick! |
- He's gonna wash it without sand! |
- It's not his dick. |
It's my dick! |
Jodi, what'd you do back there? |
Pull his brains out of his ass? |
It's extra! |
Jodi, stay out of it! |
[Rb music] |
♪ |
♪ I've ♪ |
♪ Been lookin' for ♪ |
♪ A lover, baby ♪ |
♪ Just like you ♪ |
♪ Ju-Just like you ♪ |
♪ Now I ♪ |
Ders, you got to film this! |
Hang on one second. |
Ders! |
Oh, really? |
Well, why don't you tell me how you're gonna self-sex yourself then? |
I'm probably gonna cut a little hole in a seedless watermelon, microwave it for 30 seconds, and fuck the shit out of it. |
You don't bang fruit! |
- That's not gonna... |
- Ders, Ders, Ders, Ders! |
- Ow. |
- I need the spyfocals out here. |
Oh, my God! |
I'm out there just gobbling dogs like a champ, right, |
- and then that hot assistant... |
- Adam, stop! |
I'm not filming you anymore, okay? |
This is the movie. |
Your movie sucks. |
This movie's rad. |
I'm filming them. |
I got some tension building, so just sit down or something. [Siren walls] |
Uh-oh. |
Not a real gun. |
Do you have an exit in the back? |
Hey, guys. |
I'm sorry about that back there. |
I've been thinking about it a lot, and I would like to be part of this half of the film as well. |
I did some research online, and I kind of want to show you how the surgery's gonna go through a visual demonstration that I'm gonna show the both of you for the documentary. |
- Cool. |
- All right. |
Okay. |
- Adam's on board. |
This is great, man. |
- All right! |
I'm part of the team now. |
- I'm gonna roll on this. |
- Okay. |
This is you right here, and I gave you a big ol'penis. |
- [Laughs] |
- I gave you a big one, and here's what you're gonna want to hope happens. |
One quick snip, and your penis is off, and then... and then you put it on Blake, but that's not usually what happens. |
What's going to happen, more than likely, 'cause I've done my research... |
The doctor's drunk, right? |
He comes in. |
He's just like, "Let me get a little..." |
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