[laughing] [narrator] Last season on 1000-lb Sisters...
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Yeah, I can hardly wait.
I finally met the man who can put a stop to your friend Cliff Barnes, once and for all.
Well, about time for dinner.
I don't suppose you're well enough to meet with the family.
Do me one favor, though.
Try not to make any noise if you pass out in here.
- Hi.
- Hi.
I didn't think you were coming.
Well, I almost didn't.
Well, here, have a chair.
Thanks.
Drink?
Do they have wine here?
Oh, you bet.
Imported all the way from California.
Well, now, that is what I call respectable.
Honey, could I have another beer and a glass of...
- White.
- White wine for the lady.
- Yes, sir.
- Thank you.
Well, here's to that imported California wine and a very mysterious lady.
Mysterious?
Why?
Well, I realized I sat around here talking about myself last night.
I don't know anything about you.
Well, there's not a lot to tell, really.
My name is Donna.
- I'm 28.
I was born in Marshall, Texas.
- Marshall?
You know, that place close to Shreveport?
Sure, sure.
And, you know, I really don't know what I'm doing here with you.
Well, maybe it's just my rugged Western charm, huh?
No, no, I don't think that's what it is.
No.
I think it's the fact that you didn't try and hit on me last night.
Well, I wasn't looking for that.
I didn't think you were, either.
Well, tell me, what are you looking for?
I don't know.
Nothing complicated.
Maybe just a happy ending.
- You and everybody else.
- Yeah.
Why do you think that it's so difficult for people to have a happy ending?
Well, it could be the ending depends on the start.
Beginning with somebody that you could end up happy with.
Well, that would be terrific.
I mean, you know, if things didn't change but they do.
I mean, they always do.
Thank you.
We sure are getting serious here all of a sudden.
Oh, I don't want to get serious.
No.
To fun.
Yeah, I could use a lot of that.
To fun.
I can't even think of the last time I saw Sam Culver.
Well, let's see.
It has to be...
It has to be 10 years or more what with Sam spending his time in Austin.
Is his wife pretty?
She's awful young is what she is.
Can you imagine an old goat like that being married to a girl Bobby's age?
She said she went to school with Bobby at the university.
You're sure you're not just a little bit jealous of him?
A young girl like that just couldn't hold a candle to a real woman like you, Miss Ellie.
You really mean that, don't you?
I never saw one that could since we got married.
Jock.
Hey, come on now, Daddy.
You told me not to get romantic before noon on Saturday.
You let him alone, Bobby.
He's doing just fine.
The rest of you could take lessons from him.
I bet they could.
I hope we feel like you do when we've been married as long.
- You got time for breakfast?
- I can't.
We have to be at the club by 10.
- Have to go.
- Bye-bye.
Morning, Miss Ellie, Jock.
Sue Ellen.
Good morning, Sue Ellen.
You feeling better?
- Some.
- Well, how about some breakfast?
No.
No, this tomato juice is just fine, thank you.
- Morning, Ray.
How you doing?
- Morning, Bobby.
- Hi.
- Pam.
- Jock still having breakfast?
- Yeah, he, Mama and Sue Ellen.