top  reasons nintendo fucking sucks  refuse acknowledge joycon drift issues  charge  fucking dollars usd pair joycons  brand new  fucking joycons stopped working  times last hour need reset completely make fucking work  sell digital games limited stock sometimes  competitive smashsplutoon please  ban permanently nintendo systems try literally fucking change character model game doesnt change hitboxes give advantage way nobody see it  made console could work incredibly well vr decided make  singleplayer shitty games cardboard headset  customer support fucking sucks  nintendo switch online garbage need wired connection anything barely increases performance  stupid fuckers took etika joycons like greedy fucking assholes