slim jim kid forgot name im going call sj for slim jim ill get story soon middle school rd period pe pretty quickly sj became friend him me girl talking period every day funny adventures together first ill talk slim jim story sj always looked behind bleachers bo reason coach never paid attention one day sj found old hard gross slim jim sj asked wanted shank steven the kid everyone hates especially me told stupid idea asked girl hung us told while holding back laugh it it sj shanked kid meat stick another less funny event forgot adhd meds managed break glasses attack me friend steven like  days  days pushing kid half size away girl foot taller didnt hurt or himself got mad me avoid head first charging  minutes day got yelled pushing him sj got sent nurse charging students head first told sj bi thought meant slept guy girl explain attracted someone different sex illegally conversation went lgbtq stuff reason thought trans girl definitely wasnt sj youre reading go get help buddy insane tldr crazy friend shanked kid stick meat insane things