pissed size sonics chicken sandwich sonic american fast food chain usually get drinks nothing else today feeling adventurous put dick somewhere cock before actually order meal sonic settled something basic something simple ingredients tastes good nearly impossible fuck up chicken sandwich however twist fate perfect demonstration true american exceptionalism means dey fucced up shit fucking tiny half inch tall fit palm hand friend embarked experiment ordered burger four times big got meal fit man meal fit child meal fit victim starvation shit evan fucking meal still dignified enough let antwich go waste ate two fairly average bites wouldve looked like scene attack titan scaled normal sized sandwich overall conclusion came experiment order anything drink sonic demented psychopath locked away greendale asylum