another story generator meme two sick uncles stabbing beat two sick uncles stabbing beat short story anonymous johnathan wick always hated nicely built bank alive amused atm machines place felt sad tall thin tea drinker strong leg fast arm friends saw helpful helpless hitman once even helped deadly toddler cross road thats sort man was johnathan walked window reflected nice looking surroundings sun shone like running dog saw something distance rather someone figure frank mctennisballs frank muscular coward big leg ginger arm johnathan gulped prepared frank johnathan stepped outside frank came closer could see scattered glint eye look johnathan growled frank short glare reminded johnathan muscular cat i hate want revenge owe  dollar johnathan looked back even violent still fingering sharp knife frank killed credit card replied looked mad feelings like two repulsive roasted racoon rampaging smelly funeral party rap music playing background two sick uncles stabbing beat suddenly frank lunged forward tried punch johnathan face quickly johnathan grabbed sharp knife brought franks skull franks big leg trembled ginger arm wobbled looked angry wallet raw like gigantic gorgeous gun let agonising groan collapsed onto ground moments later frank mctennisballs dead johnathan wick went back inside made nice cup tea end