bistra borak cminmjngbrbgmailcom forwarded message živa borak date thu 25 nov 2004 175932 0100 subject bistra borak marko bucar best resignation letter ever actual letter resignation employee zantex computersusa boss apparently resigned soon fterwards dear mr baker graduate institution higher education basic expectations aamong direct superiors intellect ranges common ground squirrel consistent annoying harassment coworkers commission duties surmise one true genetic wastes time asking network administrator explain every little nuance everything time happen stroll office waste time also waste precious oxygen hired know network computer systems apparently hired provide amusement employees watch vainly attempt understand concept cut paste hundredth time never understand computers something incredibly simple binary still gives many options also never understand people hate going try explain even though sure effective telling ip shiny new imac personality ever walk around building day shiftlessly looking fault others sharp dressed useless look may worked interview actually responsibility pawn overworked staff hoping talent cover glaring ineptitude world managerial evolution bluegreen algae everyone else eats laughs managers like sad proof dilbert principle since situation unlikely change without getting full frontal lobotomy reversal forced tender resignation however parting thoughts 1 someone calls reference employment illegal give bad recommendation say hurt prefer comment friends randomly call next couple years keep honest know would unable 2 passwords every account system know every password used last five years decide get cute going publish favourites list conveniently saved made back useless files believe terms like lolita usually viewed favourably administration 3 borrowed digital camera take pictures mothers birthday neglected mention going take pictures mirror nude forgot erase like technomoron really suffice say never seen odd acts sauce bottle assure copied kept safe places pending authoring glowing letter recommendation try use spell check please hate correct mistakes thank time expect letter recommendation desk 800 tomorrow one word anybody little twisted repugnant obsessions open public never f systems administrator know free time wishing grand glorious day cecelia virus found outgoing message checked avg antivirus version 70289 virus database 26542 release date 24112004 wed 06 aug 2008 044646 0100 ne mors verjet resignation letter