goodday captain bill awesome story awestruck fully understand explained yesterday companies make lose money people get promoted emails exchanged never forget moments like omelet lady catching fire hope ok sounds serious hey great show last night took end lst encore talk later scott original message williams iii bill mailto bill williams iii enron com sent wednesday july 11 2001 11 10 kuehn scott subject goodday captain scott guy floor summer intern tuesday morning story incidentally standing directly front old women picking green onions omelet hell broke loose took three steps back wandered towards kitchen search fire extinguisher find one like scott intern bit disappointed reactions ah well usually send group email listen shit sitting work morning minding business hell breaks loose 630 trading subsided morning decide grab first ham cheese omelet women serving breakfast morning knows long food last today special day get fresh cooked breakfast propane grill opposed green eggs ham used one wants get 3 cook fresh breakfast enron employees usually cook night everyone floor excited pumped possibility grabbing nice breakfast without fear later afternoon ass would wreak havoc eating nasty green eggs grab first omelet crowd surges toward two 70 year old women grill everyone smiling deciding whether want ham maybe get crazy add salsa something next thing know straight fox tv show got ta see episode old woman engulfed flames like great fire chicago propane tanks heating stove exploded flames high wide raising ten feet height place turns frenzy nobody move react anything everyone frozen watching old woman picture happy gilmore grandma go like old christmas tree seconds high school chemistry experiment sitting first row right middle staring two liquid display computer terminals glancing sports ticker espn 2 50 inch liquid flatscreen tv directly desk old woman went flames directly front literal three feet away directly facing inferno along co worker catching blunt heat flames save old woman like might thought anything shout obscenities wonder hell going jump save poor lady old woman yelling somebody get outta yet continue stare finally someone grabs arm yanks blaze masked man clue however witness les middle marketing best maurice greene directly fire extinguisher one office clue see someone throwing pitcher egg yolk fire earlier funny fact old lady missing half hair arms blister blaze extinguished taking hell toll old woman ruining flat screen tv used sit torching bunch cabinets backs computer screens alarm building 3 world trade center screaming smoke enough make even polarek leave area fire departemnt comes old woman building way hospital knows condition know hope never around bunch vaginas rest us nothing go flames someday well get back work wasted 20 minutes writing drama take care scotty hope liked show last night take easy b c dtf