joe mcnally joeflaneurorguk httpwwwirishnewscomaccessdailycurrentaspsid421083 loo rolls honour invisible man paper clips roundup weekly press steven mccaffery powersthatbe tell us crime pay found ally ulster herald week carries cautionary tale anyone thinking embarking criminal career omaghbased papers man says column brings story originated middle east gent recently attempted rob bank tehran columnist reports unarmed began seizing bank notes customers hands explained paid 625 local sorcerer believed invisible lurgan mail also news dramatic robbery lurgan newsagent told thieves drilled way three walls steal 10000 worth cigarettes recently attack well planned professional paper reports thieves broke back wall religious gifts shop next door newsagents drilled partition back hallway front shop moving statues religious icons way gang drilled back newsagents cigarette stand removing contents owner paper chase shop pictured next gaping hole left store quoted saying monday morning wife opening everything looked normal opened shutters found looking shop next door paper reports shop target another well organised crime 12 weeks ago thieves escaped safe shops owner says closer gets christmas people going open issues crime punishment tackled columnist democrat writing downpatrickbased newspaper john coulter calls authorities birch vandals plaguing local community shocked reports wanton destruction vandals issues call action time come fight fire fire writes unemployed paramilitaries decide impose vigilante rule start using socalled kangaroo courts dish brand sentences found guilty antisocial behaviour alternative reckless violence recommends controlled violence sorry day manx authorities banned use birch weapon dealing unruly elements isle man getting defence early immediately rounds woolly liberal may oppose plan many islamic countries public flogging convicted criminals order day might laugh say little chance measures introduced united kingdom ireland given corporal punishment abolished vast majority northern schools late 1980s however people seem forget islam fastest growing faith british mainland matter time numerically passes christianity joe mcnally flaneur large httpwwwflaneurorguk centre exists geometry abyss demands fernando pessoa currently playing nothing unsubscribe group send email forteanaunsubscribeegroupscom use yahoo groups subject httpdocsyahoocominfoterms mon 25 nov 2002 183609 0000 zzzzteana daft crimes etc