aaronsw rssfeedsspamassassintaintorg url httpwwwaaronswcomweblog000647 date 20021008t1639480600 scissors like people went security checkpoint unlike everyone else decided search suitcase security lady asked permission took everything clothing umbrellas jacket box crackers searched pockets nothing apparently jacket suspicious sent nothing lady next lane waved 10inch knife asked lady lane could go assume answered yes put everything back sent still suspicious took everything looked like going take used opportunity put tickets holding back bag looked back security woman brandishing scissors saying cant go board dont remember packing said let confiscate called mom doesnt remember packing either sort terrorist plot plant scissors innocentlooking peoples suitcases cant see would useful would know plane im im plane would get scissors could threaten threatening implement already need scissors perhaps sort matroishcadoll system use fists get infant give squeaky mouse use squeaky mouse scare toddler giving copy _a new kind science_ use anks bludgeon 5th grader giving wedge block use wedge get give scissors pretty clever terrorists update false alarm mom called apparently scissors using cut loose threads tie last night must fallen nation go back yellow level terrorist alert waiting wireless ohare airport sitting outside admirals club businessmen walk looking wireless signal signal used last time finding course last time admirals club card time mileage plus card despite airline ologopolyor perhaps keep appearances knowi doubt accept irony according announcement heard mr valenti going miss flight think id say ran jack id exclaim old pals going eldred case course going good one hey remember debate lessig id ask said starting new task force make movies legitimately available internet ever happened imagine mumbling looking watch plane going leave soon run another announcement mr michael mckenna needs call office good thing airline announcements keep date automatic flush toilets short sensing system mounted tall instances first old high school think people might little short flush went accidentally ok thought handle one mistake went airport misfired three times annoying inexcusable heard user testing expect tall people use bathrooms problem must remedied immediately recommend releasing service pack manufacturers web site arrival ive arrived dconce im sitting block away hotel sidewalk borrowing someones connection trip smooth lunch lisa went spy museum pretty cool could better meetings parties sorry responding email im rather busy wed 09 oct 2002 080018 0000 trip notes