fw first day subject first day first day god created cow god said must go field farmer day long suffer sun calves give milk support farmer give life span sixty years cow said kind tough life want live sixty years let twenty years give back forty god agreed second day god created dog god said sit day door house bark anyone comes walks past give life span twenty years dog said long barking give ten years give back ten god agreed sigh third day god created monkey god said entertain people monkey tricks make laugh give twenty year life span monkey said boring monkey tricks twenty years think dog gave back ten okay god agreed fourth day god created man god said eat sleep play sex enjoy nothing enjoy enjoy give twenty years man said twenty years way man tell take twenty forty cow gave back ten dog gave back ten monkey gave back makes eighty okay okay said god got deal first twenty years eat sleep play sex enjoy nothing next forty years slave sun support family next ten years monkey tricks entertain grandchildren last ten years sit front house bark everybody