fw classic thoughts texas fox sports show host jim rome 1 shut go spirit old army red ass bonfire represents burning sensation urine beat ut blah blah blah shut start get feeling entire school built spite ut 2 forget fact texas legislature back 1870 passed legislation start state university also decided subsidiary branch main school university texas would teach agriculture mechanics aggies love say school older get fact state intended branch ut like afterbirth fromthe original creation like danny devito twins 3 apparently complex much must devote entire school trying prove ut good nobody ut denies good school yet shut write fight song texas want beat fish camp freshman tell bad texas good traditions world largest known case penis envy manifested everything 4 people friends went nice people however corp east texas answer dreams rotc kids everywhere every boy scout never learned stop playing gi joe toys corp forget fact however nobody respects corp imagine kind laughing stock military world dress like army try act like army make army people even respect clowns cool shave head dress halloween supposed one day year want carry guns beat civilians move israel 5 even less cool slobber somebody daughter national television call tradition dry humping 18 year old girls stands football games cool cool law know college station students prone mount campus lawn middle class anytime anything good happens grab girl sitting next start sucking face everywhere else world looked upon especially tv moved game thanksgiving people across nation gagging turkey middle watching football game boy scout tongue thrashing overweight co ed somebody thanksgiving dinner need see burly women engaged suckfest every time woeful offense manages put points board girls desperate need trip clinique counter screw forget make late give veil 6 u funny insulting dumb imagine folks texas kept talking giggling would funny fact would retarded ut fans please learn 7 want lose image country bumpkins people fond sheep people stupid quit building things fall quit chasing cheerleaders around swords national tv quit whooping church quit whooping period quit putting scoreboards enjoyment dead mammals quit spending friday nights practicing yell quit telling rape jokes reporters running governor filling season ticket renewals form asks phone h w quit putting 258 3999 height 6 3 weight 185 collectively stop making asses go east texas tour every small town ask every red neck 5 th grade education cheer wear maroon fan base perceived educated masses stupid 8 nobody cares think band better might louder might march neat little zig zags musical ability point nobody cares wins halftime quit getting geeked marching bands find hard believe stood high school band entire halftime performance cause nobody cared nobody cares plus hear fine sitting even care cool sudden college 9 men never let high pitched whooping sounds perhaps justifiable situation tolerated perhaps anal probe oh wait understand 10 dogs ladies look smell like ladies dogs eat feces treated accordingly 11 finally college station arm pit town quit pretending great college town town college end comparison feel life get better dixie chicken enjoy stuck never ending dukes hazard episode move importantly move austin trying create educated technological open minded population base austin continue birthplace final resting place cool friend stephen johnson said world ever get enema college station would connect hose go school please aggie god bless great state texas brian puls software engineer lockheed martin enterprise solutions 281 218 2740