gkmpettingzoonet glen mccready forwardedby chris wedgwood bert 01 poor growing wasnt boy id nothing play 02 girl phoned day said come nobodys home went nobody home 03 sex girlfriend always wants talk night called hotel 04 one day came home early work saw guy jogging naked said guy hey buddy said came home early 05 rough day got morning put shirt button fell picked briefcase handle came im afraid go bathroom 06 ugly kid played sandbox cat kept covering 07 could tell parents hated bath toys toaster radio 08 ugly baby mother never breast fed told liked friend 09 im ugly father carries around picture kid came wallet 10 born doctor came waiting room said father im sorry everything could pulled 11 im ugly mother morning sickness born 12 remember time kidnapped sent piece finger father said wanted proof 13 lost saw policeman asked help find parents said think well ever find saidi dont know kid theres many places hide 14 wife made join bridge club jump next tuesday 15 im ugly worked pet shop people kept asking big id get 16 went see doctor doctor every morning get look mirror feel like throwing whats wrong said dont know eyesight perfect 17 went doctor id swallowed bottle sleeping pills doctor told drinks get rest 18 old man got respect asked get kite air told run cliff 19 dog got call egypt every room leaves pyramid favorite bone arm last night went paper four times three times reading 20 one year wanted make poster boy birth control 21 uncles dying wish sitting lap electric chair wed 02 oct 2002 163607 0700 ugly baby