gkmpettingzoonet glen mccready forwardedby rob windsor forwardedby lz pastor walked neighborhood pub place hopping music dancing every lights would turn time lights would go place would erupt cheers however revelers saw town pastor room went dead silent walked bartender asked may please use restroom bartender replied really dont think pastor asked well statue naked woman private part covered fig leaf nonsense said pastor ill look way bartender showed clergyman door top stairs proceeded restroom minutes came back whole place hopping music dancing however stop long enough give pastor loud round applause went bartender said sir dont understand applaud went restroom well know youre one us said bartender would like drink still dont understand said puzzled pastor see laughed bartender every time fig leaf lifted statue lights go whole place drink sun 18 aug 2002 112531 0700 pastor walked neighborhood pub