gorons thought might find amusing forwarded steve venturatos hou ect 10 19 2000 02 45 pm kelly lombardi enron 10 17 2000 06 34 pm cyndie balfour flanagan corp enron enron steve venturatos hou ect ect cc subject gorons know voting things might want consider goron 1 gorons sincerely believe vice president gore true environmentalist environmental disaster farm polluting zinc mine received 500 000 income last year 2 gorons likewise believe vp antismoking anti tobacco operated tobacco farm decades accepted government subsidies 3 gorons truly believe gore vietnam war hero fact placed family influence cushy correspondent job action saw brownie camera bong 4 gorons actually believe mr gore justified illegally raising political funds office vp simply vanderbilt law educated vp claims ignorant illegality 5 gorons believe ok al accept large sums political money china buddhist monks taken vows poverty since claimed ignorance 6 gorons also believe man claimed invent internet would computationally ignorant could lose weeks potentially incriminating e mail 7 gorons incredibly believe gore claim tipper models book movie love story even though book author erich segal says 8 gorons amazingly believe gore consumer champion high gasoline prices although gore holds million dollars occidental petroleum stock 9 gorons applaud mr lieberman open rejection president clinton immorality believe fine mr gore remain silent subject simultaneously declaring mr clinton one greatest presidents history 10 gorons believe al gore effective leader bother look record tennessee senator record ineffective led election republicans tennessee senators 11 gorons hold belief gore compassionate man working man friend spite eviction notice served poor family complained conditions run slum house renting cautionary note medical researchers acknowledge gorons generally harmless except allowed voting booth unfortunately overcome gullibility syndrome apt actually vote gore carefully protected ailment since may harmful well mine usa therefore please heed surgeon general warning reach aid gorons overcoming syndrome please pass normal friends might also know gorons need immediate treatment