owen byrne owenpermafrostnet geege schuman wrote british scientists honoured research found ostriches became amorous human around fact ostriches eventually started putting moves humans true manatees also dont want know much due jumping interspecies boundary status ie fuck several reasonable candidates species ambitious go authority figure room alternative hypothesis due novelty course theres theyll fuck anything given appropriate conditions hmmm potential intelligence test seeing last particularily human response owen fri 04 oct 2002 230655 0300 headline navel gazing wins ig nobel