text_combined: gkmpettingzoonet glen mccready im sure somebody tell original source number places web gkm forwardedby colin burgess beer scooter many times woken morning hard night drinking thought earth get home hard try piece together return journey pub house answer puzzle used beer scooter beer scooter mythical form transport owned leased drunk bacchus roman god wine bacchus branched since decrease worship roman pantheon bought large batch magical devices beer scooter works following fashion passenger reaches certain level drunkenness slurring gland begins give pheromone bacchus one many subcontractors detects pheromone sends winged beer scooter scooter scoops passenger deposits bedroom via transdimensional portal cheap run large portion passengers inpocket cash taken payment answers second question night spend much money unfortunately beer scooters poor safety record thought responsible 90 udi unidentified drinking injuries undocumented feature beer scooter destruction time segments trip nature transdimensional portals dictates time lost seemingly unaccounted answers third question night hell happened good intentions bacchus opted remit removal embarrassing moments time add automatically removes descending order parts time regretted unfortunately one persons remit necessarily remit another quite often lost time regained discussions period time independent studies also shown beer goggles often cause scooters navigation system malfunction thus sending passenger wrong bedroom often horrific consequences recent models including gps bacchus made investment scooter drivethru chain specialising half eaten kebabs pizza crusts another question answered family man beer scooters come equipped flowers picked peoples garden thumpalot boots patent pending boots designed way matter quietly tiptoe stairs sure wake half special antigravity springs ensure bump every wall house ctsgs coffee table seeking guidance system explains bruised shins final addon bacchus saw fit invest scooters tas tobacco absorption system explains one person apparently get 260 marlboro lights single night ps dont forget onboard heater allows comfortably get home pub subzero temperatures wearing tshirt sun 18 aug 2002 151804 0700 beer scooter