text_combined: adam byrne acbk_gwrub_hotmailcom 1 two blondes walk buildingyoud think least one would seen 2 phone answering machine message want buy marijuana press hash key 4 went buy camouflage trousers day couldnt find 5 went butchers day bet 50 quid couldnt reach meat top shelf said steaks high 6 friend drowned bowl muesli strong currant pulled 7 man came round hospital serious accident shouted doctor doctor cant feel legs doctor replied know cant ive cut arms 8 went seafood disco last weekand pulled muscle 9 two eskimos sitting kayak chilly lit fire craft sank proving cant kayak heat 10 ice cream man found lying floor van covered hundreds thousands police say topped 11 man goes doctor strawberry growing head doc says ill give cream put 12 doc cant stop singing green green grass home sounds like tom jones syndrome common unusual 13 man takes rotteweiller vet dogs crosseyed anything well says vet lets look picks dog examines eyes checks teeth finally says im going put hes crosseyed hes really heavy 14 guy goes doctors doc ive got cricket ball stuck backside hows dont start 15 two elephants walk cliffboom boom 16 call fish eyes fsh 17 getting car bloke says give lift said sure look great worlds oyster go 18 apparently 1 5 people world chinese 5 people family must one either mum dad older brother colin younger brother hochachu think colin 19 two fat blokes pub one says round one says fat bastd 20 police arrested two kids yesterday one drinking battery acid eating fireworks charged one let one 21 know somebody actually complimented driving today left little note windscreen said parking fine nice 22 man walked doctors said ive hurt arm several places doctor said well dont go anymore _________________________________________________________________ use msn messenger send music pics friends httpwwwmsncoukmessenger wed 06 aug 2008 015701 0000 fw funnies