Lynne: Then why did they let him stay? Phil: [matter-of-factly] He brought yams. Lynne: [agreeing] Your family is crazy. Phil: why we need your family to be normal. If this baby is going to have any That’s shot in life, he needs some good genes. why we have to plan carefully. That’s Lynne: talking about the miracle of life. You really plan that. Plan carefully? We’re can’t Phil: Oh, yeah. [points Look at this. to computer] Lynne: What is that? Why are September and December highlighted? Phil: Those are our target months. Target months? Lynne: Phil: Yes, conception in those months would almost certainly guarantee a June or September baby. And important Lynne: that’s because…? Phil: Well, June babies have the highest number of Nobel Prize winners and CEOs. Lynne: And September babies? Phil: the oldest in their classes. good for Academic success. They’re usually That’s sports, too. Lynne: What if we conceive in any other month? Phil: We won’t. Lynne: How can you be so sure? Phil: I in those months. won’t shave Lynne: your plan? I can work with that. That’s Phil: [continuing] Or shower. Gross. Lynne: Phil: Exactly.
Lynne: Then why did they let him stay? Phil: [matter-of-factly] He brought yams. Lynne: [agreeing] Your family is crazy. Phil: That’s why we need your family to be normal. If this baby is going to have any shot in life, he needs some good genes. That’s why we have to plan carefully. Lynne: Plan carefully? We’re talking about the miracle of life. You can’t really plan that. Phil: Oh, yeah. [points to computer] Look at this. Lynne: What is that? Why are September and December highlighted? Phil: Those are our target months. Lynne: Target months? Phil: Yes, conception in those months would almost certainly guarantee a June or September baby. Lynne: And that’s important because…? Phil: Well, June babies have the highest number of Nobel Prize winners and CEOs. Lynne: And September babies? Phil: Academic success. They’re usually the oldest in their classes. That’s good for sports, too. Lynne: What if we conceive in any other month? Phil: We won’t. Lynne: How can you be so sure? Phil: I won’t shave in those months. Lynne: That’s your plan? I can work with that. Phil: [continuing] Or shower. Lynne: Gross. Phil: Exactly.
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