: Oh, please, tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck? | : Well, life isn't that simple. I mean, who cares if Ling Ling returns the wallet and keeps the money? It has nothing to do with either fear or love. : Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions. : Okay. But you're not listening to me. are other things that need to be taken into account here, like the whole spectrum of human emotion. You can't just lump everything into these two categories and then just deny everything else. | : Do you think about girls a lot? : [Under hypnosis] Yeah. : How are things going at school? : I think about girls a lot. : I you about school, Donnie. : I think about fucking a lot during school. : What else do you think about during school? : Married with Children. : Do you think about your family? : I just turn down the volume and think about fucking Christina Applegate. : I asked you about your family, Donnie. : [Chuckling] No. I don't think about fucking my family. That's gross. | : I made a new friend. : Real or imaginary? : Imaginary. | : And what if you go back in time and take all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better? | : What's a fuck-ass? | : Beer and pussy. That's all I need. : We find ourselves a Smurfette. : Smurfette? : Mm-hmm. Not some, like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, you know? Like, this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does. : Smurfette doesn't fuck. : That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny. : No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. : Okay, well, you know what? Then she fucks them while Vanity watches. Okay? : What Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action. : Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape.
: Oh, please, tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck? | : Well, life isn't that simple. I mean, who cares if Ling Ling returns the wallet and keeps the money? It has nothing to do with either fear or love. : Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions. : Okay. But you're not listening to me. are other things that need to be taken into account here, like the whole spectrum of human emotion. You can't just lump everything into these two categories and then just deny everything else. | : Do you think about girls a lot? : [Under hypnosis] Yeah. : How are things going at school? : I think about girls a lot. : I you about school, Donnie. : I think about fucking a lot during school. : What else do you think about during school? : Married with Children. : Do you think about your family? : I just turn down the volume and think about fucking Christina Applegate. : I asked you about your family, Donnie. : [Chuckling] No. I don't think about fucking my family. That's gross. | : I made a new friend. : Real or imaginary? : Imaginary. | : And what if you go back in time and take all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better? | : What's a fuck-ass? | : Beer and pussy. That's all I need. : We find ourselves a Smurfette. : Smurfette? : Mm-hmm. Not some, like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, you know? Like, this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does. : Smurfette doesn't fuck. : That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny. : No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. : Okay, well, you know what? Then she fucks them while Vanity watches. Okay? : What Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action. : Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape.
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