6:56 Yo momma so ugly she look like she got kicked in the face with a cowboy boot. – 7:15 Yo momma so fat when I look on her MySpace page, her top 8 was all her favorite – restaurants. 7:57 Yo momma so fat, yo dad proposed to her with an onion ring. – 8:10 Yo momma so fat I asked her what her favorite food was, the broad said seconds. – 8;28 Yo mom so stupid she took a jigsaw puzzle back cuz she said it was broken. – 14:57 Yo momma so fat when she calls I gotta put her on three way. – 15:13 Yo momma’s like Geico, she’s so easy a caveman could do her. – Episode 303 (Ben Hill vs. Cabbagetown) 7:00 Yo momma so stupid she measures height with a thermostat. – 7:30 Yo mom so black she sweats tar. – 15:32 Yo momma so fat I asked her what’s her favorite color, she screamed out John – “Long Silver!” Episode 304 (Dunwoody vs. Southside) 6:43 Yo so black she get her facials done at Jiffy Lube. – 6:49 Yo momma so poor I asked her what’s for dinner, that b**** lit my pocket on fire, – “Hot Pocket.” 7:07 Yo momma so fat and stupid when the judge says order in the court, she says let – “Yeah, me get a hamburger…” 15:32 Yo momma so stupid when she had you and saw the umbilical cord, she say it – “Ooh come with cable?”
6:56 – Yo momma so ugly she look like she got kicked in the face with a cowboy boot. 7:15 – Yo momma so fat when I look on her MySpace page, her top 8 was all her favorite restaurants. 7:57 – Yo momma so fat, yo dad proposed to her with an onion ring. 8:10 – Yo momma so fat I asked her what her favorite food was, the broad said seconds. 8;28 – Yo mom so stupid she took a jigsaw puzzle back cuz she said it was broken. 14:57 – Yo momma so fat when she calls I gotta put her on three way. 15:13 – Yo momma’s like Geico, she’s so easy a caveman could do her. Episode 303 (Ben Hill vs. Cabbagetown) 7:00 – Yo momma so stupid she measures height with a thermostat. 7:30 – Yo mom so black she sweats tar. 15:32 – Yo momma so fat I asked her what’s her favorite color, she screamed out “Long John Silver!” Episode 304 (Dunwoody vs. Southside) 6:43 – Yo so black she get her facials done at Jiffy Lube. 6:49 – Yo momma so poor I asked her what’s for dinner, that b**** lit my pocket on fire, “Hot Pocket.” 7:07 – Yo momma so fat and stupid when the judge says order in the court, she says “Yeah, let me get a hamburger…” 15:32 – Yo momma so stupid when she had you and saw the umbilical cord, she say “Ooh it come with cable?”
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