MEET SCALIA KENNEDY THOMAS KAGAN THE was in Arizona golfing night the crime was visiting my dear “I “The “I couldn’t have done it. I “I with my buddies when went down, I was at a friend in Hawaii when BOSSES was with my dear Granny this occurred and concert across the state this crime happened! I in the hospital all week have tickets and photos to and I have photos with have hotel records and and there is footage to prove it” my friends and I to prove plane tickets to prove it!” prove it.” it” GINSBURG SOTO-MAYOR BREYER ALITO ROBERTS was hiking in Sweden “I when this crime happened. I girlfriends and I “My have been deathly sick family and I flew to couldn’t have “I “My “I have instagram photos and were on a vacation for the and in the hospital all Alaska for vacation this committed the crime. I plane tickets to prove it!” past two weeks in Vegas! week by myself. There last month and I got back was backpacking in I couldn’t have done it.” are surveillance cameras after this crime occurred. Australia this past month that can prove it.” There are plane tickets when the crime had to and witnesses to prove it.” have occurred.”
MEET THE BOSSES SCALIA “I was in Arizona golfing with my buddies when this occurred and have tickets and photos to prove it” KENNEDY “I couldn’t have done it. I was with my dear Granny in the hospital all week and there is footage to prove it.” THOMAS “The night the crime went down, I was at a concert across the state and I have photos with my friends and I to prove it” KAGAN “I was visiting my dear friend in Hawaii when this crime happened! I have hotel records and plane tickets to prove it!” GINSBURG “I was hiking in Sweden when this crime happened. I have instagram photos and plane tickets to prove it!” BREYER “I have been deathly sick and in the hospital all week by myself. There are surveillance cameras that can prove it.” ALITO “My family and I flew to Alaska for vacation this last month and I got back after this crime occurred. There are plane tickets and witnesses to prove it.” SOTO-MAYOR “My girlfriends and I were on a vacation for the past two weeks in Vegas! I couldn’t have done it.” ROBERTS “I couldn’t have committed the crime. I was backpacking in Australia this past month when the crime had to have occurred.”
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