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Just for Fun! Good : “Just a moment, I’ll be right with you to help you find a seat.” Bad usher: “Hey, for what I’m paid you should find me a seat.” Good usher: “The worship experience center is full, but I’ll be happy to walk with you to the Cafe Theater.” Bad usher: “Look idiot, you’re late again. You’re lucky I even let you stay here.” Good “Let’s huddle for a quick prayer before the offering.” Bad usher: “Check out what this guy gave, what a loser.” Good usher: “The pastor has started the message so would you please join those who are in the Cafe Theater? May I walk you there?” Bad usher: “I don’t really give a rip if you have bladder problems, once you leave, you’re out!” Good usher: “Would you mind turning off your cell phone?” Bad usher: “Either turn that stupid phone off or watch how far I can throw it!” Good “We have some good seats up front where you can see really well.” Bad usher: “At your age, you’re lucky you can see at all.” Good usher: “We have a policy that children younger than Kindergarten age do not attend the service so we may provide the best possible experience for everyone attending. May I walk you to the children’s ministry area or the Cafe Theater.?” Bad usher: “Look lady, I know you think your kid is special, but do I look like I care!?”
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