Do you even know what chicken tastes like? People always used to say tofu tastes just like chicken. Let me tell you, it doesn’t. Richard So you’ve never had chicken? Richard covers his mouth with both hands. Gus No….I’m a vegetarian. Hence, the reason why I asked for tofu. Richard Hey man, there’s no reason you have to bring your sexual orientation into this. Gus What? Richard I voted for same sex marriage. Its’ beautiful. Gus Wait….you think I’m…. Fay barges in the door. Gus I’m gay! Fay Oh thank God. honey I knew there was no possible way a straight ‘Cause guy would ever dress like that. Course you must be the other kind of gay guy, the one with no style. Gus
Do you even know what chicken tastes like? People always used to say tofu tastes just like chicken. Let me tell you, it doesn’t. Richard So you’ve never had chicken? Richard covers his mouth with both hands. Gus No….I’m a vegetarian. Hence, the reason why I asked for tofu. Richard Hey man, there’s no reason you have to bring your sexual orientation into this. Gus What? Richard I voted for same sex marriage. Its’ beautiful. Gus Wait….you think I’m…. Fay barges in the door. Gus I’m gay! Fay Oh thank God. ‘Cause honey I knew there was no possible way a straight guy would ever dress like that. Course you must be the other kind of gay guy, the one with no style. Gus
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