Menus for Joe’s school Monday Tuesday Soup – Wasp Soup – Caterpillar consommé Gerbils on toast Macaroni snot (vegetarian option) OR OR Hair lasagna (vegetarian option) Road-kill bake OR OR Brick cutlet Slipper frittata All served with deep fried cardboard All served with spider’s web salad Dessert – slice of sweat cake Dessert – Toenail ice cream Wednesday Thursday – Indian day Soup – Cream of hedgehog Soup – Turban Parrot kedgeree (may contain nuts) Paper poppadoms (A4 or A3 sizes) with OR chutney Dandruff risotto THEN OR Wet-wipe tandoori (vegan option) Bread sandwich OR OR Moth Korma (spicy) Soil bolognaise OR All served with either boiled wood or Newt vindaloo (very spicy) deep fried iron filings All served with bogey bhajis Dessert – Squirrel-dropping tart Dessert – Refreshing sand sorbet Friday Soup – Terrapin Pan-fried otter steaks OR Owl quiche (kosher) OR Boiled poodle All served with a slice of gravy Dessert – Mouse mousse
Menus for Joe’s school Monday Soup – Wasp Gerbils on toast OR Hair lasagna (vegetarian option) OR Brick cutlet All served with deep fried cardboard Dessert – slice of sweat cake Tuesday Soup – Caterpillar consommé Macaroni snot (vegetarian option) OR Road-kill bake OR Slipper frittata All served with spider’s web salad Dessert – Toenail ice cream Wednesday Soup – Cream of hedgehog Parrot kedgeree (may contain nuts) OR Dandruff risotto OR Bread sandwich OR Soil bolognaise All served with either boiled wood or deep fried iron filings Dessert – Squirrel-dropping tart Thursday – Indian day Soup – Turban Paper poppadoms (A4 or A3 sizes) with chutney THEN Wet-wipe tandoori (vegan option) OR Moth Korma (spicy) OR Newt vindaloo (very spicy) All served with bogey bhajis Dessert – Refreshing sand sorbet Friday Soup – Terrapin Pan-fried otter steaks OR Owl quiche (kosher) OR Boiled poodle All served with a slice of gravy Dessert – Mouse mousse
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